
Nightcap Hour 2: Dak Prescott video goes viral, Justin Fields to be the starter for the Jets, & Pistons & Timberwolves have a brawl!
Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson react to Brock Purdy says that fatigue was there Eason they lost, Justin Fields to be named the starter for the Jets, & Pistons and Timberwolves have a brawl on the court! We also discuss these new Yankees bats & much more!
06:14 - Dak Prescott’s weight loss
11:33 - Brock Prudy blames fatigue for 49ers season
22:44 - Fitz, Steve Smith, Reggie Wayne, Ocho - Who are you cutting?
26:17 - Justin Fields officially named Jets starter
29:41 - Yankees bats
32:29 - Pistons vs. Timberwolves fight
37:20 - Ball brothers
49:20 - DDG buys 15k bag instead of paying her rent
1:00:30 - Brushing teeth before or after breakfast
1:06:18 - Q&Ayyy
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What else we got? Video of Dak Prescott has gone viral for looking like he's in the best shape of his life. Report says he's down 33 pounds.
He's sitting at 205, down from 238. Hamstring is solid.
Expect to see Lamar Jackson level of athleticism this year from Dak. He's also considered rocking a single sleeve.
Hello.
First of all,
Dak has never had Lamar Jackson athleticism, so you can't
jump out, you're going to have something that you never had.
Guys, don't
be cut. Ocho, athleticism
is something that you're born with.
Yeah. Now, listen, also
listen, him
being down, however many pounds he's down,
the smaller you are, the better you move. The smaller you are, the better you're going to be able to move.
Maybe extending plays, you might not be. You need to wait to take them hits.
Yeah, that too. Bryce Young.
He ain't never taken an NFL hit at 205. That's a big difference.
Yeah, you're right. But I still think it can be, I think being smaller for Dak can be advantageous for him in his game.
And being able to obviously extend plays, move around a little bit better, be a little bit quicker, a little lighter on his feet. It could be cool.
But also, Ocho, you have to factor in. He broke his leg.
Dak was never the most athletic. But why we got to go to the, arguably, you're talking about one of the two or three most athletic quarterbacks in the history of the game.
Right. So you go to that comparison.
That's a good one. That's a good one.
Why you got to go all the way to the top? If you fall short, guess what?
If you fall short... I'm not as athletic as Lamar.
I'm athletic as Dak Prescott.
Okay.
Hey, ain't no in-between?
I don't know.
He didn't give me no in-between.
He went straight to the top.
He didn't give me no in-between.
What am I supposed to work with?
Hey, that's funny. That's funny.
I know one thing. Jerry better get Dax some help.
I'm talking about we. My bad.
I'm tripping. They need a number two receiver.
They need a good number two, a solid number two. Yeah.
Hold on. Hold on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Reddick Cubs went to New Orleans.
It just dawned on me. What?
What if Jerry go get Tyreek?
And they have two receivers making $30 million, huh?
I mean, shoot, we got two making $30 million
in Cincinnati. I mean, talk to me.
When has Jerry
done that? He's never done it,
and that's the problem.
When is the last time Jerry spent top dollars?
2015?
You heard me?
When has the Bengals ever made a historic deal like that with two receivers?
Never. Never.
If you want things to change, you got to do things you've never done before.
Maybe Jerry might do something he's never done before.
Tyreek Hill from the Dolphins to the Cowboys.
Who says no?
Jerry.
That's the only person.
That's the only person.
That's the only person that really matters.
I mean, if you look at it, Ocho, he normally does one-year deals somewhere in the range of $2 to $8 million.
Whoa, this ain't no.
Oh, okay.
I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying.
Yeah.
Ocho, that man wouldn't go spend $8 million for Derrick Henry.
Derrick Henry, yeah.
You think he's going to spend $30 million for Tyreek?
Hey.
The man said, you know, Derrick Henry, you know, he probably would have done that. When considering Derrick Henry has done that every year he's been in the league except the year he got hurt and he had 1100 yards at about 8-9 games when he got hurt, yeah but if you look at him, he's rushed for 2000, he's rushed for 15 he has what, the second most 1500 yard rush season behind Barry? mhm And you think that man's going to spend $30 million on the receiver? Listen, I'm just saying, if I was the owner, if I was the owner and I'm hearing speculation, I'm hearing rumors, and I know I could use the number two alone, C.D.
Lamb, I want to do everything I possibly can to make Dak's job even easier,
add another offensive weapon,
take some of the pressure,
not only off of Dak,
but take some of the pressure
off CeeDee Lamb,
give him some one-on-one
opportunities for a change.
I mean, it's just something
I would do.
I mean, Jerry Jones,
let's make a splash.
Most Valuable Franchise, let's make a splash. You're always in headlines, let's make a splash.
Most valuable franchise, let's make a splash. You're always in headlines, let's make a splash.
As much as you, that sounds like a very good idea. I don't see that happening, Ojo.
I really don't. I see you.
I'm just saying, if I was an owner, that's what I would do. Ojo.
I don't want to be in the headline for what I say. I want to be in the headline for what I do.
And I'm making a splash. Well, the Cowboys ain't done that in 30 years, so.
They're mainly in the headlines for what? What they say, not what they do. During an appearance on Built for More podcast, Brock Purdy said
he thought fatigue played a big
role in the 49ers, dropped to 6-11
last season. Last year, man, guys
were tired. That season is no joke.
And when you go from July to
training camp and everything and all the way to the end of
February and then you really get five
weeks off so until you've got to report back
and then you're going
at it again, guys are
tired. They're still beat up
their bodies.
Is that a valid excuse or Joe?
Nah, they weren't tired.
They weren't tired.
But I can tell you
why their record was
what it was because of injuries.
I can tell you that.
That's why it looked the way it did last year
and had nothing to do with being tired.
Well, Chiefs will be exhausted.
I don't even know how the Chiefs holding up.
Hey.
Because they've been in five Super Bowls
in the last six years.
They go to the AFC Championship game every year.
Every year.
So if y'all are tired from that,
I don't even know how the Chiefs holding up, Ocho. I don't.
Honestly, I don't. I mean, I understand what Brock is saying, but no.
Everybody's tired at that point, especially depending on how far you make it into the postseason. Everybody's tired.
Everybody's injured. I don't like...
Ocho, let's just say for the sake of argument, me and you and I, we're arguing. Why would you even say that? Do guys understand how that, when they say things that seems like you're making excuses, do they understand how people look at it like you're making excuses? Right.
But also, see, this is what I talked about, too. Also, you want players telling the truth now.
Remember I said that? Yes. I wish players would be more honest on how they truly feel instead of always being goddamn politically correct.
now we're getting players that are telling the truth on how they truly feel and we're chastising them for it
I don't honest on how they truly feel instead of always being goddamn politically correct. Now we're getting players that are telling the truth
on how they truly feel
and we're chastising them for it.
I don't want players telling the truth.
So you like McMillan saying that he don't
like watching film and he doesn't study film on his own.
No, no, no. That's what you just said.
You said you want players telling the truth.
You can't have it both ways.
You just said you like players telling the truth Macmillan told the truth he doesn't like studying film he doesn't watch film alone because he watched it as a group at practice so you okay with that? no I'm not why not he told the truth you asked me a question I answered the question I want people to be a little bit more honest sometimes Okay he was honest But you're not okay with that honesty I ain't like that honesty No I ain't like that one You gotta pick and choose What you say man That's my pocho You just made my point Pick and choose In this situation Why would you make an excuse Hey it didn't. We didn't play our best football.
That's on me. I've got to play better.
Guys around me got to play better. So even when guys get injured, we lost some key players, but guys that come in, we're plenty good enough with the guys that we had to replace.
Even if you don't believe that, because they ain't no making up for Christian McCaffrey. You ain't got nobody.
That guy's an offensive player of the year. Yeah.
He was in the MVP discussion. Hey, big trend.
But hey, guys have to come in and do their job when the starters go down. That's why you're in that position.
Bro, don't give me that we were tired. What the hell you think Kansas City was? Kansas City had gone.
They went back to back Super Bowls and went to the third Super Bowl. So they should have been exhausted.
Yeah. And remember, Ocho, the year before they went to the championship game and the year before that, they went to the Super Bowl.
And you know what, though? Man, man. That That's I don't know Just everybody Everybody Sound like some damn robots Everybody would sound like some robots I mean that's That's basically what the NFL Sounds like in general You listen to quarterbacks talk You listen to certain players talk Everything is Everything is the same.
It's the same thing. Same story.
Same answer. Same everything.
So you like the excuse making? No, I didn't. No, I'm just saying.
So tell me what that was. Oh, that was the excuse about being tired? Yeah.
I don't get tired. Listen.
No, that's what he said. So you okay with excuse making? No, that's how he felt how he felt I didn't he's telling the truth on how he felt okay I felt we went 6-11 or whatever it may have been because we were tired well I to me based on what I saw it had nothing to do with being tired I saw half your goddamn team depleted are you out Trent Williams out Christian McCaffrey out? Okay, there you go.
Three goddamn stars out. That's why you asked 6-11.
I can tell you that. I don't...
I just don't get these guys, man. Everything, everything shouldn't, you don't have to say everything.
Yeah. Hey, sometimes you gotta be real, man.
Oh, my goodness. Hey, Brock say, boy, we was, we was tired.
Oh, man, I used to, hey, listen, I used to go to school, school man you want to know what tired is I used to walk 12 miles uphill both ways to go to school I was tired somebody was tired man shoot well football is recreation that's fun man I are, there are ways that you can say things. Um, and to get your point across, uh, and, and, and, uh, with these guys now, but I, I look, see, I can tell the people in the chat, Ocho, that's never been a part of a team.
Right. Because they want to say anything because they don't care.
Because at the end of the day, when you're a part of a team, you just can't say anything. You just can't do anything because it's for the betterment of the team.
When you're an individual, now Serena, we want to say she was tired. Okay, that's Serena.
She ain't got nobody to fill in for. Right.
Tiger Woods wanted to say he was tired. Well, that's fine.
But when you are a part of a team, team, you understand. And a lot of times, people have never been a part of a team or part of a winning team.
There's a difference between the two. Yeah? Go back and study my track record.
Talk to him, huh? I know. Curvation Doll.
I know that's why I'm single. I okay with being single It seems like you're not okay with being single Hold on It seems like Elcho It seems like Elcho You know what it seems like? It seems like everybody got a problem with me being single But me And who said I was single? You got you somebody? I don't remember
I don't remember
saying anything.
Hold on.
You got you somebody
and ain't tell nobody?
I've never told
anybody anything.
I don't say
yay or nay.
Okay.
I just let people talk.
Oh, let me know.
It's better that way.
Because I like
when people say
well, I thought
this was this.
Okay.
Right.
Man, I ain't know you I didn't know I was supposed to make an announcement. I'm just trying to figure out.
So, was I supposed to tell people to make an announcement? I mean, listen, I've been trying to hook you up with somebody for damn near three years now. I ain't got no flat tire.
Why are you trying to hook me up You a tow truck What the hell Hey
Boy hey
Hey
You saw
What I sent you earlier today
I saw that
Man
Boy listen
You know I don't go nowhere
But I told you
I told you 2025
I'm not playing
I'm going out
I'm stepping out
You need to get back
You need to get
You need to get back
You need to get your ass back inside
Why what happened Thank you. you 20-25.
I'm not playing. I'm going out.
I'm stepping out. You need to get your ass back inside.
Why would happen? You just need to be inside. No, we still got how many more months we got before 20-25 is up? Nine.
So we got nine more months of me being outside and nine more months of me putting on clothes. But listen, let me finish though.
Go ahead. I went out Saturday.
I went to a little place, a nice little lounge. You know, I don't really go nowhere.
So I'm excited. I'm like a little kid.
A little lounge in Broward called Seesha. It was very nice.
You know, they play some good music. Good oldies too.
Good oldies. 80, 90.
I like that. like that Hey they played Men Condition I ain't heard this song From Men Condition Since 1994 Please tell you Please tell me Remember the song So Fine So Fine Yeah Oh Hey I was so rude I told the DJ I had him running back three times damn I swear I had him running back
three times
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the day
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I went to something
in Broward
called
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they was in there
cutting up
you hear me
what
yeah
oh yeah
they was in there
they was in there
huh
you need me to come down there
and make a guest appearance
man they told me
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dog
they told me to ask you
Thank you. Yeah.
okay I'm trying to be good okay I'm just trying to I'm trying to look hey you gotta come to mind me let the people in mind me see y'all yeah it's okay come on hey I can take you to tootsies you hear me I don't wanna go no place like that well I can take you to booby trap mm-mm well are you gonna cut a bite
take me to booby trap
no booby trap
booty
yeah that's where you get it from
you go to booby trap
you get the booty
nah
nah
I'm done with you man
man
man let me live on yo
hey
hey listen
what's up
let me tell you
you talking about living
I'm having a good time
boy you hear me
I'm listening
the things that I'm doing Thank you. Let me live on Joe Hey listen You talk about living
I'm having a good time
The things that I'm doing are out of character
It just feels good to be outside
For a change
It feels good to look good for a change
And not repeat the same outfit
For 7 or 8 days in a row
I'm just
I'm just happy
I'm at peace
It feels good.
It looks good on me.
Hey, Chad Cam.
An interesting debate happened on X this weekend.
All in their prime, which wide receiver are you cutting?
There was four wide receivers.
Larry Fitzgerald
Steve Smith Chad Ocho
Cinco Johnson Reggie Wayne
shit
I'm cutting me
who y'all cutting Chad
Ocho
Smith
Fitz Reggie Wayne
what you think of Ocho? Sure, I'm cutting me. I mean, we got two Florida boys, you and Reggie.
Smitty from Cali. And Fitz is from Minnesota.
Seems like Reggie Wayne getting cut. Somebody about Smitty you know it's so difficult it's so difficult man you look at those dudes man legend legend I'm talking about legends oh yeah Larry Fitzgerald that run that was that 2009 in the Super Bowl no that playoff run Larry Fitzgerald had.
Yeah, the Super Bowl run, yeah. Oh my God.
Man. He was sensational.
Steve Smith, that year. Smith had a run too when he put like 200-something on Chicago, 200-something on the Rams in overtime.
The Triple Crown year. That was the Triple Crown year, wasn't it? 05? Man, stop playing.
He was cutting up. And, you know, Reggie was Reggie.
Reggie was a perfectionist on the other side of Marvin Harrison. Man.
Legendary, man. All them boys.
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General Manager Darren Moogie. I guess that's just how you say it.
The Jets, Gia. We believe Justin is the starter.
We believe in Justin. We believe we can win with Justin.
We're excited about Justin's potential. Fields, 26, will follow Aaron Rodgers, who wins 6-12 in two years as the starter.
Fields went 4-2 in his six starts last season, throwing five touchdowns with an interception. The Jets signed Fields to a two-year deal, hoping he can prove their long-term starter.
You like the GM showing confidence? I love that he came out and said this. Justin, he's had to deal with enough.
He had to deal with enough when he was in Chicago. Them letting him go, not believing in him.
Him going to the Steelers. Him getting the job because Russell got injured.
Right. Then when Russell gets back, the job is taken away from him.
So to hear the GM over the Jets say you are our starter, and now you have nothing to worry about, you don't have to look over your shoulder so you can just go play football. Agree.
The main thing is the main thing now. The ball is in your court.
You have a chance to solidify yourself as a starting quarterback for the New York Jets based on your play and if it doesn't work out the way it should, it's nobody else's fault except your own. I don't know who the OC is Ocho.
I think the thing is people looking at the Jets like look at the team, look at the players that have left the Jets and the success they've had. Look at Geno.
Look at Sam Darnold.
Now, the difference is, look at what Geno was throwing to in Seattle.
Right.
Look at what Sam Darnold was throwing to.
Now, are y'all going to give him, are y'all going to give Justin Fields those type of weapons?
I mean, they need one more if they want to add one. Because you already have one in Garrett Wilson who was able to win.
He had a hell of a, hell of a goddamn rookie season,
and things kind of tapered off
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Paul Goldsmith, Cody Bellinger, Austin Wells, Anthony Bloat, Jazz Chisholm homered in New York's 29th round of Milwaukee Brewers. Also, Aaron Judge hit three home runs.
The Yankees hit four more homers today on a 12-3 win on Sunday. 15 homers through the first three games.
Matched the most in a single series, the first three games of the season Detroit Tigers for the most in Major League history they're technically legal what do you think about these bats? Have you seen them? No, I haven't seen them they look like a bowling pin they look like a bowling pin Aaron Judge does not use the bat. He said the reason why he's not using the bat, he said, did you see the season I had last year? Why would I change? I led the league in homers, led the league in RBIs, and I finished third in batting average.
So I almost won the triple crown. I won my second MVP in three seasons.
Why would I change my bat? Now the other guys, hey, I get it. They can do their thing.
Yeah. If it's not broke, don't fix it.
That's exactly what he said. Which I don't blame him.
I mean, I'm putting up those numbers and I got a $360 million contract that's paying me $40 million a year. Nah.
Change and do what? Yeah. You're right.
I mean, this is what the people want though, huh? You heard me? Huh? This is what the people want when it comes to baseball. Yeah.
They want home runs. They want dingers.
Yes. And they getting dingers early.
Chicks dig the long ball.
Yeah.
Hey,
they love it.
They love it.
Ocho,
that's what anything.
In football,
what do they want?
Points.
In basketball,
what do they want?
Points.
Yeah.
Baseball,
they want home runs.
Those purest games,
Ocho,
where it's a one-nothing
or two-one,
nobody want that. Those games where it's 10-7 in football? Ain't nobody trying to see that.
Right. 35-31.
Somebody walk it off. Mm-hmm.
I remember them days, man. I remember them days.
I'm a good day. My baseball baseball days.
Keep it going, Yankees. Keep it going.
Ocho, the malice in the palace, part two. Did you see the fight earlier tonight? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The fight broke out between the Timberwolves, Pistons, Naz Reed, and Juan Holland. Exchange words leading to a scrapping between almost everyone on the court.
Yeah. Seven players were ejected.
Who was ejected? Do we know who was ejected? I wouldn't equate that. I guarantee you, Isaiah Stewart got ejected.
You heard me? Huh? I wouldn't equate this to the malice in the palace. That's more just...
Yeah, the coaches even got into it. Okay, you had Holland, Isaiah Stewart, Marcus Sasser, head coach J.B.
Bickerstaff were ejected on Detroit side. Naz Reed, Dante DiVincenzio, Pablo Prigioni from the Wolves were also tossed.
Damn. Coaches got squabbing.
I ain't seen no punches or nothing. I just seen a little tussling, a little rassling.
Now, Malice in the Palace, that was Royal Rumble.
Yeah. I mean, punches
going everywhere. I mean, listen,
I wonder
what started that. That had to be a
constant build-up throughout that game.
Damn.
Oh, get off me boy man Adam Silver ain't gonna like this Adam Silver say hey the Raiders are down but we don't want to get them back like this hey but listen something like that even as small as it might have been, little fisticuffs, but that'll get some viewership, man. Yeah, to throw some dollars out your pocket.
David Sturridge leaned that bull job up. I don't know if you were before your time, but the 70s on show, and the 80s, early 80s, they squabbed.
I mean, it wasn't no pushing or shoving. They were throwing things.
They let the bad go. Yeah.
David Stern said, oh, no. Ain't no more.
Ain't no more. And see, after the malice of the palace, when David Stern put that pain on Metal World Peace, I think Steven Jackson got suspended.
Jermaine O'Neal. Jermaine O'Neal.
I think they ended up, Big Ben Wallace got suspended.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
They made it so cost-prohibitive.
Ocho,
they suspended,
I mean,
Ronald Tess got suspended
56 games.
That's damn near the whole check.
You making 10,
12 million dollars,
that's gone.
I ain't trying to game.
Hey,
I kicked your ass in the offseason, bro. Hey, Ocho, hey, I catch you in the offseason, and you better have a pamp on, because when I see you, I'm going to slap the shit at you.
Yeah, yeah. Hey, that's crazy.
Yeah, hey, make sure you got some baby wipes. Yeah, we got this did I read at where did we you said baby to my dude you said my dude I said no I'm just saying I can't give up that kind of money and that's why you see guys they making 50 60 million and they're talking about hey I'd have punched him.
No, you wouldn't. And lose
$40 million because you punched somebody?
Yeah. Hey, if you
want to give up $40 million, you need
to go to boxing. Blood is available.
Better be there.
Better be up.
Somebody like that. I ain't punching nobody for
$40 million. They have their damn mind.
Nuh-uh. At all.
I mean, it sounds good in theory, but like I say, guys just gonna, you know, look, you shove somebody, you know, your guy gonna run, grab you. Their guy gonna run, grab him.
Ain't nobody really trying to wallow. Yeah.
And I ain't trying to give him that kind of money. Just a little tussling.
That's all. No big deal.
No.
No big deal.
No punches thrown.
Nobody injured.
Nobody hurt.
All this fear
and love and war, man.
Tension's got a little high.
Mm-hmm.
Sometimes that's
what it comes to.
It does.
But I,
look,
when they said Detroit,
I already knew
Isaiah Stewart
was going to be a part of it. He'd be in the mix huh every time there's not one incident that has happened in Detroit since he's been there he hadn't been a part of part of it oh they call him beef stew he didn't force it then yep he's gonna be going to be a part of it.
Yeah. And so, like I said, when you said Detroit, oh, yeah, he in it.
He in it. Hey, no question whatsoever.
But Ocho, Lonzo Ball, and Mr. Smin' on LaMelo back in the day.
Ocho, you ever snitch on your siblings?
If so, for what?
You know what?
Two brothers, Chauncey and Sam.
I've never been in a position where I've had to tell on them.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
I've never been in a position where I had to, you know, snitch on my little brother or my older brother. I'm snitching.
You gonna tell? Huh? Or you just playing? My silence can be bought. Oh, you gonna bribe? God, you gonna extort him? Yep.
You gonna extort Spanky? My brother, my sister, my aunt. Papa.
Oh, man. Such and such got suspended.
Because, you know, they ride the bus and then they get good at school and they walk up time until time. You go back and then they get on the bus and go home.
Right. Y'all have cost you $5.
Oh, come on, aunt. You can't do that.
Hey, Grady, let me check Spanky. Me and Spanky out of school We were to Statesboro We're shopping Yeah you gonna tell about that They didn't even do nothing wrong My silence could be bought Now if you don't want me to snitch Go ahead break bread Yeah I don't know why y'all Y'all don't wanna Hey you know what that remind me of and I'm gonna see if you remember it I don't think people in the chat might not know about it obviously you come from the church I'm coming from the church please tell me remember the song by Mississippi Mass Choir called Pull the Wagon I don't remember that with a little boy he threw the rock and hit the duck.
Yeah. And his sister saw it.
And for him, for his sister not to tell his parents that he killed the duck by throwing the rock, he had to pull it in the wagon. I don't remember.
You ain't never heard that story? Oh, man. You're like, you got to hear it.
Because as soon as you said, my salad can be bought, that's the first thing that came to mind. I'll tell her everything.
See I have an aunt now she was she perfect. The way you keep my silence right.
Dairy Queen burger milkshake fries go do what you want to do I'm going to sit in the car leave leave the window in the crack. Oh, man.
Now, because, you know, we're supposed to go for A. My grandfather say point A, point B.
Point B, yeah. Okay.
Nah, we didn't go point A. What about, we went to C, too.
And my grandma, take that boy with you. Yeah, take that boy with you.
Yeah. So you could tell exactly where you take all the stops.
Think I wouldn't when I would. You better pay me.
Oh, that's funny. Pay me.
A little something to hold me over to. A little $2 here, $2 there.
Ain't nothing. That's it.
Yeah. Keep it quiet.
Now, I just want you to know, now there have been times that I have been paid and they made me mad at a later date in time and I still had to regurgitate what I knew. Oh, come on, man.
You can't. I just said, you know, hey.
Boy, I know not to do nothing wrong with you, man.
God, leave. Also, if I pay taxes in 2024, does that mean I don't got to pay taxes in 2025?
It's still fresh.
So be on your best behavior.
Don't be talking crazy to shit.
Okay, I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
So I have done that. You know, I got you.
I got you. I got you.
I got you. So I have done that.
You know, I apologize.
All right.
Anybody that I snitched on, any of my aunts, my sister, my brother,
I want to take this time now to apologize.
Damn.
Yeah, you can't.
I did this time to apologize.
You know snitches get stitches, man. Not when Barney Porter was alive, but I wasn't getting no stitches.
Because I tell that too. But look here.
All I had to do was make a noise. Hey, what's going on with that boy? Hey, don't play.
Don't play. Boy, if I start crying, that's why my stick is it.
Hey, what the hell going on out there? You're going to raise hell, huh? Okay, here, here, Here, here, I get $3. Don't say nothing.
Nothing.
I failed.
My brother had to punch me or something.
Tripped me.
Mm-hmm.
But y'all, shut up.
Oh, yeah.
I tell.
I was tell back then, don't tell.
I would.
I apologize, though.
I want to say that was not the Shannon that I am today.
Yeah. Okay, so you won't tell today, though? No want to say that was not the Shannon that I am today.
Yeah.
Okay, so you won't tell today, though.
No, I ain't telling you.
All right, Jordan.
Jordan was late.
Hey, y'all, Jordan was late today.
I called him, asked him something, but he ain't returned by call.
He was late.
He got here after Ash.
Appreciate that, though.
He had to pay you?
No, no, he was late.
The first time he'd been late in a minute.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no.
Don't even do that.
I ain't never been late boo John no I don't tell nothing back then I was different I was trying to find myself even I can't find it in myself to tell especially if it's it's easy especially if it's something if it's something I saw
or something that I might have witnessed
or something, I just, I can't
what did I witness?
whatever it may have been
I'm just saying in general, I don't know the circumstance
but I just, I can't
tell them, I can't tell them a brother
I can't do that
no, no, no, no. Not nothing.
Hold on.
What did they do now?
Who did it?
Let me show you.
Who did it?
I don't know.
I ain't see.
You asked me.
I ain't see.
I'm Rachel. I'm Rachel.
It's got to be who did it.
Now, my brother.
Now?
Now.
Somebody don't know.
Oh, yeah.
That's him.
I'm going to pick him out.
Yeah, that's him right there. Well, God.? Oh, yeah.
That's him. I'm going to pick him out.
Yeah, that's him right there. Well, golly.
Yeah. Right there.
Ain't nobody. Ain't nobody.
Ain't nobody know. I'm like, what's Jordan? I don't know.
I said, how you don't know? You talk to Jordan all the time. You tell me, I talked to Jordan earlier.
Okay, you did, but now you ain't talk to him today. He's late.
You ain't talk. So don't nobody know nothing.
I'm like, Nino Brown, don't nobody know nothing. Hey, that's funny how that always worked.
I just, I couldn't do it. I can't do it.
I can't do it. You can't do what? Just tell.
You ever see sometimes, some situations where the mothers, the mothers of kids that have done something wrong. Yeah.
And they actually turn their kids in. Yeah.
It all depends on what he did. Okay.
Okay. I see what you mean.
Yeah. Okay.
You're right. You're right.
No, no, no, no, no. You're going to up to that.
No, no, no. The one thing a sharp kid going to do is going to own up the responsibility.
Yes, sir. Oh, no, no, no.
We're not letting somebody else. No, no, no, no.
Just like you. He said, I told old Teddy.
Yeah. He came and got Daddy.
He said, Daddy, Teddy pooped in the house. He said, you didn't hear it from me.
But, he said, you're probably going to figure it out because it's going to be really small. So it was him.
Did you tell on Teddy? So where is Teddy now? He said, you want to go stay with Ocho?
Yeah, come on. Come on.
Come stay with me. Hey, Titus.
Imagine
what we can do. Imagine, Titus.
Imagine the content we can create together.
We can create magic.
You want to go to Miami?
He got it.
He said he got a female
bobble.
About 120. Do you like that? I know.
You're getting back to bedtime. Okay.
Go in the house. Out.
I'm almost done. Thank you.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're not going to do that, don't you? We just go on.
We just own up to it.
Whatever the case may be.
Hey, whatever it is.
Hey.
Maybe it's something I can help you with.
Right.
But no, we don't let people take the blame for an issue that we did.
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
You're right.
You're right.
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Allstate Fire and Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. DDG says he spent $15,000 on a designer bag for a girl, but won't cover her rent.
He said, I'd rather buy a girl a $15,000 designer bag, but wouldn't give her $2,000 to pay her rent. He said, a girl asked me to pay her rent.
I probably never talked to her again after that. Well, listen, I mean, the girl is smart, right? If you buy a $15,000 bag, you know what she can do with that bag, right? No, tell me she don't buy me no bag.
Tell me he give me the money.
It don't make no sense.
He already said he ain't paying the rent.
So if he buy you that bag,
ain't no point to walk around with a $15,000 bag and you got no money in it.
Selling it?
Yeah.
Bingo.
That was my whole point.
That's what I was getting ready to say.
But see, Ocho,
that's why I like to ask people what they want.
Oh, I really like the bag, but okay.
Boom.
Yeah.
Okay.
You know, Peggy.
You're not getting both.
You ain't getting both.
You got to pick and choose, huh?
Pick one.
Pick which one.
I don't care.
One or the other?
One or the other. Right.
Whatever it is. That's why I like to ask people what they want.
Because I want you to have what you want. Exactly what you want.
Yes. And at the end of the day, I've never like, I've been in relationships and I give somebody something, I've never
asked for a bag.
Didn't ask for
a bag. Man, what you like,
I don't care.
She ain't.
What I'm going to do with the bag? Give it to my sister?
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
No.
Now,
I have was potentially
going to give somebody a bag
Thank you. no uh now I have was potentially going to give somebody a bag right but it did you know I ended up keeping it still got it hey you really hold on that's that's no that is a great topic if you do buy something for somebody specifically specifically for that individual, and you know it's something that they like, if they mess up before receiving it, you're not going to give it to them? Hell no.
It'll be a damn fool to. Damn.
If you buy something for a young lady, and she behaves in a manner that's undeserving of said bag. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on. I don't reward
bad behavior. Okay, then.
So you're not going to give her the bag, right? Okay.
Okay. Yeah.
I was just
curious how your angle, you know.
I was curious what you do.
Because you're a given person.
And you seem like
you're a good dude. You seem like the type of dude
that will give a woman grace if she messes up. Yeah, but she's not getting her bag.
Okay, understandable. Oh, Joe, she said, D.D.G.
later said, I'm an emotional trick to the point like, say I wake up in the morning now, like, you fuck around and we wake up on some eggs. They ain't even got to be good.
Or say I leave the room and go downstairs and come back in the bed made. I might go ahead and go to Chanel for you.
It's a little thing because, you know, I don't get gifts. I don't get tricked on.
Who is this talking like this? DDG. You know, he had the baby with Haley Bailey, right?
It's Haley.
Oh, these little kids, man.
Is it Haley or Halle?
Which one is it, Chad?
Y'all know.
You heard me?
Huh?
These little kids, man.
They just.
Okay, Halle Bailey.
Yeah, they little kids, man. They just...
They doing what they do at that age. Hey.
Hell no. Make me no age.
You ain't getting no designer bag after that. You got to do more than that? You a designer bag up out of me.
Okay. Okay.
Hey, ladies, you want to design a bag? Ask what you need to do. You can't ask.
You just got to do it. Because if you're doing what I ask you to do, no.
Figure it out. Well, hold on.
Hold on. How they going to know what to do if they don't ask you what it is you need them to do? Figure it out.
You gotta ask for what you want.
See, now you're being difficult.
Figure it out.
Don't be difficult, huh?
Look, the one thing, once you get to a certain age,
let's just say a young lady,
let's just say between the ages of 30 and 50,
she know what a man like.
She know what she needs to do to make him happy.
Yeah, okay. Yeah yeah we know all minute that's funny I mean making the band I mean I got a cleaning service I got a lady to clean my house three times a week.
Now it's going to take more than that,
don't you?
Hey,
man,
let me tell you what it is.
It's a feeling I get when I'm with said individual.
Ooh.
Hey,
it's a feeling that I get when I'm with that individual.
Hey,
I know what I do,
how much I do.
I know,
I know that feeling.
I know that feeling.
I know,
I know that feeling.
Hey,
can I tell you something?
Yeah.
Thank you. that determine what I do, how much I do.
I know that feeling, huh? I know that feeling.
I know that feeling.
Hey, can I tell you something?
Yeah.
It's a good feeling.
It is. Being with said individual,
especially when they appreciate you.
Mm-hmm.
No?
You don't know what I'm talking about, huh?
That's a good feeling, man.
It is.
Man. Yeah.
Man.
Yeah.
So you, uh,
so what they got to do for Ocho to buy a Chanel or a Birkin or a YSL or an LV?
Or maybe,
maybe you're going to go get them a Patek or you will get them all tomorrow.
Forget man.
Racheron Constantine.
I just, man.
And we family, right?
Yeah.
I just went to Chanel and bought
three classics back to back.
Huh?
Three classics
back to back.
One
walk.
Damn. And this was one, two, three.
What day was this? It was about three weeks ago. Must be nice.
Hey, it feels good to be appreciated. That's it.
It ain't hard. It ain't simple.
I mean i mean for us it's all about choosing who chooses you that that's what you got to do and maybe like well you don't you don't like this no i like who like me they like me it's easy for me to like them because a lot of times when i like somebody they ain't really feeling me like that so i'm gonna see early on you you like me oh it's so easy i'm not i'm not sure when we when i hate i hear women always say i need i need you to apply pressure there should be no pressure there should be no pressure no pressure that need to be applied everything should be reciprocated yes like it's such a it's such a dumb game. I got to prove to you in order for me to prove to you that I like you, I got to spend money to get you to like me back.
Bitch. Oh, my bad.
What are we talking about? I get out your, you you're preaching to the choir. You know how I feel.
Listen, you preaching, you, listen, that same choir.
Oh, whoa, whoa, time out.
That thing just, you know how you dancing
and somebody hit the DJ table when you growing up?
What happened?
Did your chin say you bought three Chanel last week?
I think that was about to.
George, go get that thing.
Man, I just thought about that.
I was like, hold on, wait a minute.
Chad, y'all heard this man?
This man, yeah, I
went out there, yeah, I went out there.
I bought through the thing about three weeks ago.
Bro, wait a minute Funny This man owe me money and he ain't buying my money off and he out there buying Chanel's And you know what's funny You know what's funny I forgot all about that money I owe you I can tell you did It's very apparent you forgot about it Yeah I forgot about it but listen this is what we gonna do What we gonna do This is what we gonna do Now I know everybody in the chat They've been here for a time, ever since I lost that bet. I don't even remember why I owe you $5,200.
You do. You do.
Listen to me. When I offered to pay you and I said, can you please find a method of payment and download the app on your phone? I said, PayPal.
I said, Zelle, Venmo, Apple Pay or Cash App. You chose not to do any of the above and now you still complain about not getting your money when I offered many times.
Okay. You know what? I know I can get it.
What if I take Pitchu wanted out of the nightcap check I mean you know that thing coming good hey listen hey hey you know? I might accidentally send one to somebody, send your April check to somebody else. Who that? I'm saying.
Hey, man, listen. It'll be World War 3
nah I don't play
around with your buddy like that
nah
yeah I'm gonna get it to you
though I'm gonna get it to you though
that man slipped
that by me that man said hey
I'm about to sign up on three of them
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah
hold on wait a minute
hold on I ain't use your money
I think like... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm like, hold on,
wait a minute.
Matter of fact,
hold on,
I ain't use your money.
I use my,
I use some other money.
That ain't had nothing to do with,
that wasn't no,
that wasn't no NICAP funding.
Well, how about you,
how about you use some of your money
to give me my money?
Right.
I don't care where it comes from.
I told you,
I told you,
as long as I owe you,
you're never, you're owe you, you're never being
in no issues.
Man.
I can't get my money to save my
life. I got you.
I got you.
I got you. Matter of fact, I'm going to be
in LA tomorrow. My flight tomorrow
in the morning. Ocho,
you finished.
Who are you cutting in there prime? 40% said Reggie Wayne. Steve Smith Sr.
was number two. You were number three.
Fitz won with 7% of the vote. Damn.
You finished second. Yeah, that's pretty decent.
I probably only finished second because it's a favorite chat voting that are on my side. Yes.
Ocho, there's another debate going on Twitter. Do you brush your teeth before or after breakfast? Ocho, are you teeing before or after? After.
Both? After. What the hell? You eat them? You don't sleep all night, mouth funky, the food? Man, hell no.
Hold on. So you go, wait a minute.
You have that minty taste, that minty taste in your mouth, and then you go eat the food, and the food don't taste nothing like it is because you got all the goddamn crescent listering in the tooth? Absolutely not. I brush my teeth before.
Then I go back. Then after I go back upstairs brush them again I eat before I go to work out I brush my teeth again I come home I eat brush my teeth again I lay down take a nap brush my teeth again hey it ruins the taste of everything nah hell nah man your mouth be fucking you been sleeping all night and then you go oh no I can't do that old children I mean with teacher zone but once I'm finished I'm in that thing going to work on them boys and last night you, you don't know, you don't, hey, booty.
Oh.
Oh, hey, no,
I'm saved, man.
Them days old. No, no,
I already know.
But them days old, I don't do nothing like that
no more, boy. Nothing like that.
You do.
I don't even go past the waist no more.
I don't even go past it. You probably got a tongue in the belly button.
You put your tongue in the belly button too, don't you? Huh? You put your tongue in the belly button too. Got all that lean in there.
Yeah, I used to. I used to.
Used to. Yeah, them days long gone, man.
I'm telling you, I'm a different man. I got saved.
I told you I got saved.
I got saved.
I got baptized because the last one was wearing off.
And I'm moving different this year.
I'm walking different this year.
My head is hot this year.
Man, you wake up at Ocho.
Everybody wake up in the morning, breast milk, like get back.
You go downstairs and eat. Yes, I'm going downstairs, I'm going, I'm going downstairs.
I'm going to make my strawberry pop tarts. I'm going to make my, my cream of wheat or my quick old, I'm not even talking to nobody.
Before I brush my teeth. I'm not even having a conversation.
And you know what? You know what? So if you, you, if you have, if you have a partner, right, let me ask you something. Yes.
If you have a partner and y'all wake up in the morning, would you kiss her before brushing your teeth? No. And you don't love her? I love her.
No, you don't. No, you don't.
Oh, let me tell you, I had a situation, man. I was dating this woman, young lady.
Talk to me. Hold on, hold on, let me get comfortable
You be having the stories, come on
And you know, you know your boy
Hey, Ocho, you know your boy
Hey, 2-3 in the morning
Yeah
You know, she
You know, she touch my chest, she touch it You know, she touched my chest. She touched it.
Ocho, I would have to go run brush my teeth. What? I couldn't.
You can't mess up the momentum. What are we talking about? That's what she told me, Ocho.
Good habit, Ocho. I had to break some habits, Ocho.
I had to. Wait.
In that moment, in that specific moment, during that time, you had to go brush your teeth and ruin the momentum. It ain't ruin enough for me.
I ain't ruin enough for me. I was good.
I came back and picked right up where I left off. It ain't ruin enough for me.
I ain't got to... Listen, man.
I ain't got... Nah.
you'll know when you got the right one. But you don't have to do all that.
You know, I asked my whole, you know, because my whole boy said, hell no. I'm just a real, I'm real, like, self-conscious like that.
Right.
But, you know,
it's... I ain't brushing my teeth.
Ain't nobody...
It's...
Hey.
That don't...
That don't, man.
That's...
I'm telling you,
if it's the right one,
all that don't even matter.
That's out the window.
That's out the door.
You're not even...
You're not even...
Subconsciously, you're not even thinking about, you know what? I didn't brush my teeth yet. That's out of the window.
That's out in the door. You're not even, you're not even, subconsciously
you're not even thinking about, you know what?
I didn't brush my teeth yet.
You know what? I love you. Let me kiss
her. I'm not talking about tongue at all.
I'm talking about just actual
hey. But hey, also, then I got
slick. Then I got slick.
Go to the bathroom, go brush the teeth.
Then I go lay that down for about 30 minutes.
Then I do.
Okay. Okay.
I like it. That's different.
I couldn't do it, though. You couldn't do it, don't you? Nah.
Or just say, when the moon hit. And that's it.
Right then and now. Right then and now.
No if and butts about it. Right.
Right. Then and there.
Right. Then and there.
No, if and no, if and what's about it. Right.
Then and there. Wherever you touch me, like my grandma used to say, wherever you show out, that's when you get well out.
Wherever you touch me. Right.
Right. Then and there.
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Northbrook, Illinois. Oh, Joe.
All right, Ocho. All right, Ocho, time for our final segment of the evening.
Danny, little, oh, it's time for Q and A. Q and A.
Let me use the bathroom real quick. Oh, Danny, little job said, Ogun Ocho is a fair for the Memphis Grizzlies fired their coach similar to Bucks fired Adrian Griffin at the time both teams were top four fair or not I mean the expectations were the Memphis Grizzlies were going to be better than what they are now you read the reports that said Ja wasn't happy with the offense.
Ja was kind of nicked. He had a hamstring injury, had a shoulder injury.
Remember last
year he had a nick. He missed some time
with the, a couple of years ago
with the gun stuff.
And so it's kind of been, you know,
their best player hadn't been there
a whole lot.
And they haven't been
where a lot of people thought they were going to be.
So whether it's fair or not,
teams are not giving people a whole lot of time.
Oh, Joe, you got to win. You got to win now.
Wait, what are we talking about?
What are we talking about?
The Memphis Grizzlies fired the head coach
and they were the fifth seed last year.
Adrian Griffey got fired
and I think they were like three or four. Right.
Right. You got it.
Listen, basketball, that's not fair, man. That's not fair.
How many years did they give them to turn things around? They got to give coaches grace. And regardless of sport, you understand what you have.
But one, it's hard to attract people to come to Memphis in the first place. True.
Let's start there. You know, you got to give coaches grace.
You knew you weren't going to win no games based on your roster and what you got. No coach is going to be able to come there and change the outcome of that.
Because the players are still going to be the same. So you bring a new coach in, what the hell is supposed to change next? it's still going to be able to come there and change the outcome of that because the players are still going to be the same.
So you bring a new coach in, what the hell is supposed to change next?
It's still going to be the same thing.
He's not going to win either.
What you going to give him, another two years, three?
Then let him go and the cycle continues to repeat itself.
Well, their success is predicated on Ja.
Ja being able to stay healthy. And it's hard because he's a high flyer and he's not that big.
Yeah. So he's up in the air and he's hitting that floor.
But I think the thing is that, yeah, I don't agree with that decision because I thought he was a really good coach, but they're not getting the results and they're looking at like, hey, Houston, young team, up and coming. The average age of the OKC's Thunder is less than 25 years old.
So they say we need to get somebody in here that we feel that can get us done and get us over the hump. So Taylor is out.
Taylor Jenkins is out. Tyron says, what's up, Hunkin' Ochoa? Which team is the men's final four with a national championship? Me, more to.
Probably Houston or Auburn. Florida's won two.
They won back to back. Duke has won, what, five? Five, yeah.
Houston is trying to get the one that they lost on that last second put back at NC State in 83 when I think it was Wittenberg that shot the shot and then Lorenzo Charles dunked it with no time on the clock and beat them. And then they lost again in 84 to Georgetown.
So I would probably say Houston, Auburn, Florida, Duke.
But Duke said, hey, Shire, first chance.
I mean, this is only, what, his second year?
I think his second year?
Second year being head coach, and he's already in the Final Four.
Nate B. said, it can be fantastic for a connect for a four horseman or figure for it doesn't matter oh say Duke in the final four no Dr.
Frankie L. Bellamy said oh since you're doing work to prepare for your future wife Ocho says you're marrying somebody soon I gotta ask what are your top three songs of artists that absolutely have to be played at your wedding reception Michelle Indeggio Cello Maxwell Sade Case Happily Ever After did I say that right is it Happily Ever After Brian McKnight what song was it Brian McKnight saying on Martin when he proposed was a gene.
I can't. What song was the Brian McKnight
saying on Martin?
When he proposed,
when he proposed to Gina.
I can't remember what song
it was he sang.
Well, that song.
Happily Ever After by Case.
Brian McKnight song.
And the third one.
Oh, you know what?
And I'm mad.
I ain't heard the songs
in 94
that I heard the other night.
It's really not a wedding song, but it's so fitting, though.
That's so fine for me in condition.
Oh, my God.
Just to be able to hear that again after so many years of not hearing it.
And the first thing I thought, and I even went up to the DJ.
I don't even drink alcohol.
I went up to the DJ and asked, DJ, why don't they make music like this anymore? This is R&B. No.
Chat, listen to the song by Mink and Dishon So Fine and turn the radio up loud. That's real music.
The drum, the guitar, the bass,
the,
oh,
man.
Remember they,
remember they song,
You Keep Us Swinging?
Who,
Me Condition?
You Keep Me Swinging.
Uh,
Me Condition.
I like Me Condition.
But like you said,
you'd love to tell me those,
uh,
90s grooves,
those early,
those late 80s, early 90s grooves. The music, they don't make early 90s.
The music is different, man. First of all, the group, you're not going to get groups anymore because you got to split the money three, four ways.
So everybody wants to be single because if I'm getting $100,000, I ain't trying to split it four ways. I'm trying to keep it all for myself.
So that's why the likelihood of you seeing groups, it ain't going to happen, no show Joe. It's not going to happen.
And for the most part, if the guy is really good, can sing, he's going to leave. Teddy Pendergrass, when he was at Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes, he left.
Jeffrey Osborne, when he was at LTD. You go back and look, let me just study.
Michael Jackson. Justin Gimberley.
Go back and look. Let me, just go back and study Diana Ross.
Yeah, the Supremes, yeah. Yeah, I mean, bro, split it three ways, split it four ways, split it six ways.
Everybody in new edition. Bobby went solo.
Ralph Transvant went solo. The others were for Belle, Bill DeVoe.
That's just the way it is, Ocho.
The days of
groups, I don't think we'll ever see another group.
Even Destiny's Child.
Beyonce.
Yeah.
You know what it is, Ocho?
You know what's funny?
There's always the lead singer that goes solo because I'm assuming they're what they're most talented, they have the best voice they have the most range well if you think about it, Ralph did a lot of the lead on most songs, Ralph Transman Sting of the Police Peter Gabriel with Genesis and then Phil Collins went. Phil originally was
with the drums.
For real? Yeah.
Peter Gabriel was the original
lead singer. Okay, okay, okay.
And then Phil Collins
and then Phil went.
Yeah. Oh, that's crazy how that works.
Jamal the singer said what's up Ocho quick question what's scary Steph Curry on a hot streak Calvin Johnson in single coverage or offering time with Marvin Sapp in the church Ocho people got mad at us guys all I'm saying why they mad at us. Guys, all I'm saying is look.
Why they mad at us? Because you don't understand churches. Okay, fine.
But I'm not going to let somebody tell me what I should give. I'm going to give what I want to give.
Nobody's going to tell me, give me $20. Give me $40.
I might not give nothing this time, and the next time give $1,000. but you're not going to dictate what I give when I give it
plus
I might just hold on all my money
and don't give nothing
and then when I see God
I say I was saving it for you
I was saving it for you
I wanted to see you myself
and turn it over to you
here's all my time. Hey.
God said God love the cheerful giver. A cheerful giver.
You telling me what I should... Hey, close the door? Hey, I say close the door.
I say close them doors. When I said Malachi, I said he's talking about literally you can't rob God.
He said you're robbing me and tithing offering when you don't offer, when you don't tithe. I understand, but that's the, hold on.
He understands that sometimes in some situation you're not able to give 10%. Right.
But I don't know how you fly in a private jet that I can't get on. You riding the Rolls Royce or Bentley that I can't get in.
Wait, I have a question. And then when people be sick in the church and they can't get no money, they can't get nothing, and you don't go by and see all the members, just the members that...
Let me... Please.
Don't do it.
I know it's something.
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After three years, eight marathons of coming up short, I finally hit my goal.
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On Saturday, I ran 239.24.
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You guys got me through tough training sessions. Patterson, congratulations.
Congrats. Anything under three hours is booking it.
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Lady Ray, hey guys, loving all the guests lately. My question is that something lots of people like, but think it's overrated.
Wait, say it again?
She said,
Oh, eating healthy?
Whole foods?
Vegans?
Vegetarians?
Eating booty.
Who?
Eating booty.
Oh, don't knock it till you try it, man.
I'm good.
Just try it.
Use a little whipped cream.
What's up in the over-race?
I'm trying to say, sushi.
How about that?
What's that?
Raw fish.
Oh, you said sushi.
Sushi.
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I hate a cucumber. Man, who said Chick-fil-A? Who else? Kemper Northwood Jr.
Oh, if I worked for you, I would do do like Ocho when he played and stayed at the office ah no I'm charging Desmond Hall said can you shout out my wife Shay we're celebrating nine years of marriage. Yes, Desmond, to your beautiful wife, Shea.
Happy ninth anniversary. Happy ninth anniversary.
Hopefully you guys did something special today, Ocho. Maybe go to brunch.
Maybe went to talk golf or did something. Saw a movie.
Caught a plate. But nine years.
Long time to be together. Ups, downs.
Congratulations. Trials, tribulations.
But you guys will remain strong. Congratulations from the crew at Nightcap, Unc and Ocho.
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The Florida offensive
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