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The Olga Cabin kids explore an underground hallway that leads to both Dark World and a waiting room, beyond which leads them to a colossal cooktop where they reunite with Bo and Yasha and are confronted by the powerful puns of Walk Walk the Pan Man.

Okay.

Where'd my pen go?

How does Matt do this?

It's a nat 20.

Okay, anybody 20 five 20 to 25?

Yes.

Oh,

what'd you get?

Not 20.

Oh, you got a nat 20.

Okay, great.

So, Jessup first.

Anyone 15 to 20?

I got a 16.

Okay.

Hi.

Great.

Anybody 10 to 15?

10.

10.

But you're much more dexterous than I am.

Unless you want to rollies.

Sure.

Rollies.

Oh, geez.

Oh, I'm getting them out of the way now.

Okay, 17.

1.

Okay, okay, well, that's good.

You got it out of the way.

I'm getting it out of the way.

So, Joseph, Kai,

Yasha, Bo, and then who's five to ten?

I have an eight.

Okay.

That's Skye, Skull Crusher.

And is that everybody?

No, Padman, where are you?

I am at an 8.

8 initiative.

Okay, so you're at the end.

We have the same.

You do.

You could either rollies to see who does it, then just roll a D20 and see who gets the higher number.

7 again.

I like how you say that, like, that's a normal.

7 knows what Rollies is.

Is that a double tie?

It's a double tie.

You want to go the exact same time?

Yeah.

Double tie.

The dice want us to go simultaneously.

Yeah, yeah.

Great.

You guys get...

Every turn, you guys get to figure out which one goes first.

All right?

All right.

Yes, so this creature,

I believe, Jessip, you get to go first.

So what would you like to do?

You do notice that the ground is very, very, very hot.

Can I use one of these things that I've gotten from my

these like magic things that you hand to the ocean.

You can use whatever you want.

I will also say because

he's been cooking for a while that this pink post-it note, that is the remains of Gub Gub the Flying Pig.

Gub Gub.

No, I didn't like him very much, but this seems like a rough.

Yes, and you can see that

at the center of each of these griddles is a

very hot center, but it does look like

these iron bars seem to be held up and away from the heat, and so they're slightly less hot than the.

Assuming he's heat resistant.

You never know.

Jessup yes, you can use whatever you would like to use.

Would this be an action or a bonus?

It would be an action to use a potion or

depending on what it is.

If it's just a healing thing, I'll let you take that as a bonus.

I think I'm going to use the

mirror of guilt

against him.

So a hand mirror with a finely crafted wooden handle, the glass is shattered, it causes whoever looks into it to be paralyzed with guilt for two rounds.

Okay.

Can I paralyze him with a mirror?

You can certainly try.

So you're going to shine this mirror.

It's a small hand mirror, right?

And you're going to sort of show it at him and see if it works.

You're pretty far away.

I would say let's roll to see if it works.

Roll an insight check just to see if

you can aim it properly to get him right in the eyes.

13 plus

15.

Okay, great.

You do shine it at his face

and it seems you don't really know if it works because you don't know this gentleman very well.

But you do see a glint shining in his eyes and he seems to recoil from it.

You're not sure if it's worked yet or not, but it did something.

Would you like to move or do any bonus actions?

I think

I'll stay there and let him be with his be with his guilt.

Okay, great.

As you stay put,

you're the tall one.

As you stay put, you get this, you know what?

Roll a

investigation check.

Um, 14.

Okay, great.

You do get the sense that if you stay put here, this is a is a very hot cooktop.

If you stay put, it's gonna start to kind of hurt your feet pretty soon.

So you may want to move from this area.

Okay.

I think I'll get close to it and go.

Or as close as I can.

You can move 30 feet, I believe.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

So you can get to about here, unless you'd like to go anywhere else where you're trying to get to I think I'll go there and just look at him and go do you feel bad about the things you've done in your life okay

he he regards you very curiously

and

just confused at this point nothing nothing registers yet but that's a great move next up is Kai what are you doing I put my disguise kit on

All right

the time good he won't recognize you the person he's meeting for the first time right now.

My two mustaches hang above and below my lip.

Great.

Go ahead and.

What are you trying to do?

What effect are you trying to do?

Just to look slightly different?

I call out to him.

Hello, sir.

I'm the kitchen inspector.

Oh.

Okay.

I am right.

Okay.

Yeah, it's not that other guy you didn't have context for.

It's a new other stranger.

Sure.

He's the kitchen inspector.

Great.

Did you get it?

Roll

a deception check.

Oh, whoa, whoa.

Okay, hold on, hold on.

He wants to pay.

25.

Whoa.

As much as Kai is Padman's best friend, Padman is shaking his head going,

we should reward this.

We should reward this game.

Where is this?

What's the password?

Is this this guy?

Yes.

Thank you, thank you.

That's a very good role and a very convincing disguise.

Unfortunately, your words seem to be disregarded by this entity.

It sort of shakes off what you're saying

and says, oh, a health inspector, eh?

Well,

pretty soon you're going to be toast.

Whoa!

He has no regard for the community.

This is a very bad person.

Would you like to move or do any other bonus actions?

I'm gonna throw my dagger right at him.

That's an action, and

I think you use yourself.

I already used to disguise yourself and try to convince him that you are a double-mustached health inspector.

So,

for my move,

I'm also gonna get right up next to Jess up there.

Okay, great.

So, you're gonna gonna move up to

right next to her.

Okay, great.

Awesome.

Next up,

Walkwalk the Pan Man.

Walkwalk.

Walk Walk the Pan Man.

I didn't name these guys.

Walk Walk's a great name.

It is a great name.

Walk Walk.

Walk Walk.

Yes, brilliant.

Okay, Walk Walk the Pan Man

is going to

move.

He is going to disappear from here and reappear right over here

as if he teleported.

He can flame hop?

Yes.

He goes to attack the two of you

with his spatula.

We just died.

He rears back to attack.

And just as he does,

seeing Jessup below...

and the mirror in her hand, he stops himself and says,

This just feels wrong.

I.

What am I doing?

What am I doing?

And he loses his attack.

He's overcome with guilt and he loses his round.

Oh, man.

The mirror of guilt seems to have done something to him.

Yasha, you are up with Bo on deck.

Oh, my goodness.

Okay.

Oh, you're still alive.

You're still alive.

Yes.

You're okay.

Yeah.

Is it necessary for us to stay in this room?

Does anyone have an actual gripe with this Pan-Man, or could we leave as quickly as possible?

This Pan-Man seems so familiar to me.

What?

I don't know why.

Oh, no!

We have so much to unpack after this!

Okay, um, um, if you want to leave, you can, I guess.

But if you stay and you help us fight this, you all get your merit badges.

Yes, yes, that's what I meant.

Just don't die.

I can't deal with the liabilities.

What's another death, right?

I do not feel the same way about this as you!

You've already died!

I saw Archibald, and he said, what's up, man?

From the other side?

He's from the other side.

Oh.

We had a very uncomfortable conversation where I had to apologize to him for tossing him through the window.

But I think he forgives me for it.

I don't know.

I don't know how worth it it is to stay in here.

These badges are cool, but how much are they ultimately worth?

No, we we have to leave camp if we don't win one!

Well, it's important!

Do we love camp that much?

Oh, God.

I do!

I'm gonna rage.

Great.

Yeah, okay.

I'm gonna rage, and I'm going to make my way over to Wapwak.

Alright,

and my movement

is 30.

Because you're level 3.

Yeah.

One, two, three, four,

five, six.

Are you right there?

Are you up on the iron?

I'm gonna go up on the iron.

Okay.

I'm gonna

attack it.

No, you can't quite get up to it,

but

but you're close.

I will just

you can dash.

Yeah, but then I still can't attack it.

True.

That's all right.

I'll get up on it.

I'm gonna be a distraction.

So I'm gonna get up on it.

So you're gonna make make your way all the way?

Okay, all the way.

Okay.

Hey, hey, over here.

He's looking down at you.

Yep, yep, yep.

He's looking down at you.

Sure.

And that's your turn.

That's my turn.

Okay, great.

Right?

Too close.

Too close.

Both.

Too close.

You're up.

Okay.

I just, uh,

as we as we both kind of charge in simultaneously, I say, out of the freezer and onto the fridge.

Nice.

Am I right, babe?

That was good.

I like all these fun.

Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40.

I am going to step up the wind

to get me the rest of the way.

I will kind of flank a bit.

Dungeon Master.

Yes.

What's the over and under of me parkouring up this pan?

You can certainly try.

I can certainly try.

Pancorp!

Pancourt!

Okay.

Pancourt.

Acrobatics.

Acrobatics, sir.

Do you have little putty?

17?

I was looking for it back here, but I can't.

I don't know where Matt keeps the putty.

He normally sticks it on the back of the

screens.

Is it like stuck?

Stuck on the screen.

Little dots on the screen over there.

It's like little chewed up pieces of gum.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Does 17 work?

Oh, for sure.

Yes.

You pancore up.

Yes, like an Iron Woman.

And you are up.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

How does Matt?

I didn't see that.

I didn't see anything.

Okay.

Swear dryer.

Okay, you're up on top of the pan, man.

What would you like to do up there?

Is that your action or is that?

That was my bonus action.

This step is the win.

She's so powerful.

Oh, and that's great.

My jump distance is doubled.

So yeah, I'm up there.

No probs.

And I'm going to pull out my bow staff.

I'm going to spin it around and just start

whacking the pan.

Pop, pop.

Pop, pop.

All right, roll to attack.

Okay, this is just, I just have one attack because I'm weak.

Okay,

good.

That's going to be 19 to hit.

That's definitely hits.

Great.

Where's my DH?

Where's my D8?

There we go.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

All right, fine.

That is perfectly fine.

Seven damage.

Amazing.

You watch as your former instructor, Bo, is up on top of this iron pan creature, just whacking it with a stick.

Wow.

And even though it's made out of pure iron, it seems to be taking some dents.

This is doing some good damage.

Well done, Bo.

Is that your turn?

That's my turn.

Just sounds like a terrible thing.

And she looks awesome doing it.

Her muscles glistening in the hot, hot heat.

Up next is Skye or Padman.

You guys decide.

Can we work together?

I'm going to look at Sky, and I'm trembling with my staff here.

I've cast all my spells.

We're out of potions.

And I just am going to look and I'm going to say, we should try to get out.

Merit badge?

You're crazy.

We're already in the Olga cabin.

So what if we get a merit badge?

We're always going to be the kids who had to be in the loser cabin.

Oops, let's go again.

Oops, let's go again.

It means we get a second chance.

We can't give up now.

If we give up now, then we're losers for life.

But if we can can beat this this hideous thing somehow together, then maybe

maybe

we might not be full heroes, but we could be half a hero

I'm gonna look I'm gonna look at Kai and Jessu.

Do you guys believe

I'm looking?

I want to like insight check you to be like if it's just is it worth it to be half a hero?

I think Padman just I'm I'm looking at you like

you

I've never belonged anywhere

but I feel like I belong with you with you the four are you

and

I I don't know you very well but but even you

I think about this Padman all I've

think about this

think about this

splash art

cover box

Four small heroes standing atop a frying pan, sick as hell, fire in the background, glistening sweat off your muscles and your mucusy surface.

I have another argument.

He's not giving up.

You can either stay and then you might save your artist, or then what are you gonna do?

You can't make your cards without him.

Wow.

A beautiful and stirring motivational speech.

Followed immediately by an extremely pragmatic exhortation to protect my investment in my long-running card game project.

That's how we do it, baby.

You're finally talking sick, Sky.

Let's take it to this pan.

That's how we do it.

And I will go ahead.

And I think if we're going on the same initiative, I'll use my action to give the help action to you on whatever you.

I'm out of spells.

So I want to give the help action to you on whatever you want to attempt to do.

I want to cast Grease again.

Oh, no.

That's great.

I want to send Grease right into the center underneath him to create some kind of a fiery inferno that might singe him.

Incredible idea.

Especially on his handle that looks vulnerable.

Flip that coin

to see if you can wizard enough.

It's him!

Yay!

You got so lucky with those.

Cast grease.

What's the range on grease?

It is.

Oh god, I should have looked before

60 feet.

That's amazing.

So from where you're standing, you can absolutely cast grease.

And just under Walk, Walk, the Pan Man, there is an open flame that you're targeting, right?

It instantly starts a grease fire that shoots up a fireball that

definitely hits Yasha.

Wow.

But

let's say, let's roll for dexterity to see if you can avoid some of the damage.

And Pan Man will do the same.

This is for turning into a

public service announcement

about kitchen savings.

I have advantage on deck saves against effects I can see.

Okay, great.

So go ahead and roll.

Okay.

Should I have advantage?

Yes.

DM?

Yes.

Oh, that's good.

What does this say?

What's my deck?

This is just, it just had to be.

19.

Okay, great.

So,

yes.

I'll say that the grease fire goes all the way up the pan, including hitting you.

So, go ahead and roll.

Okay.

A deck save, you said?

Okay.

12.

That's not enough.

Okay.

But,

Eden, can you roll 3d6

and tell me what you get?

This will be the damage.

Oh, wow.

10 damage.

So because you succeeded, you take five fire damage.

You'll take the full ten.

Okay.

And the Pan Man

is,

as you might expect,

pretty resistant to heat.

But still does take some damage.

It doesn't seem to bother him so much.

In fact, he sort of does that thing like,

and he says to you, oh, you're stirring up trouble now.

We got to kill this guy.

I agree.

These are getting objectively worse, Pan-Man.

Seeing this guy's spell go off in an awesome way,

and I think there's no attack roll there, so there's no, I don't think granting advantage would help in that moment.

I'll look at the Pan Man and just go,

what'd you call me?

Do you call me a loser?

What's that?

Slimy loser?

You think I can't go on the boat?

I mean, I.

You're not even my real dad.

I didn't.

I can't go on the boat this summer.

I don't think you can.

Yeah, I was going to camp the whole summer.

No, I made it.

You can call me a stupid bug-eyed loser all you want.

I

speak in cooking puns.

I never said any of that.

Yeah, well, I'll tell you what's cooked, you.

And I'm going to jump right at him and swing with my staff.

Okay.

Swinging away.

Yeah, you can make it to the base of his pan, and you're attacking with just your

quarterstaff attack.

Would you normally it can't work on opponents of this size, but I would like to try to knock him prone if I can.

Whoa!

I'd say you have to roll pretty high, but yes, let's give it a shot.

Okay.

Because your outburst of really personal anger seems to have taken him aback.

He's used to following recipes and dealing with flavor profiles, not dealing with really damaged,

emotional.

Just frothing at the...

Get out of my reel!

Yeah!

Yeah, this is way too real for walk, walk.

So he's taking it back a little bit.

Go ahead and roll to see if you hit.

Okay.

I'm just watching.

Oh.

Is this a normal...

Is this an athletics check or a normal quarter staff?

So you're not trying to inflict damage.

You're just trying to knock it down.

No, there actually is.

I'm looking at the actions for this.

The quarter staff

does have the topple effect, which may be.

This might be newer rules.

This might be some.

That's fine.

You can use whatever rules you want.

Yeah, I'll make an attack.

And if I hit Gridge with this weapon, I can force it to make a Constitution saving throne.

Great.

On a failed save, it goes prone.

So I'll just make a quarter staff attack.

I've got his stats.

I'll do it.

Ooh, that is a 19.

That's a 26 to hit.

I'll roll just in case.

I'll roll on the table.

He gets a plus one to Constitution.

He got a five.

Great.

So I sweep the legs.

Great.

And I'm going to then deal,

that is seven plus, I deal 12 points of damage.

Oh my gosh.

What?

Insane.

Yes, Padman,

like an uncaged beast, whacks at this thing.

Oh, my gosh.

Walk, walk, the pan man,

strangely, was standing on just the tip of his pan,

which is not a very sturdy surface.

He should have been the other way, but it very easily knocks down.

I'll say he's going to take Bo with him, unfortunately.

He slams down.

Stop making fun of me!

You guys are still here.

Yes, Bo, you fall prone to the ground unless you can make some sort of amazing dope monk shit.

I mean, yeah, would you allow me to try and like three-point landscape?

Yes, do an acrobatics save.

Otherwise, you're gonna fall into the flames there and take it.

Is this a deck save or a

deck save or an acrobatics check?

Your choice.

the same.

Ooh, 11.

Okay, I'm sorry.

You slip because he's greasy.

He's been greased up with butter.

You fall prone onto the flame surface.

You take

three points of fire damage.

Oh, no.

How are you doing?

I'm okay.

Okay, okay, okay.

You're level three.

You're okay.

All right, the Pan Man is down.

That was Padman Sky's turn.

Incredible.

At the top of the round.

And I know you're still really traumatizing now.

No, I'm doing great.

At the top of the round,

let me see how many.

Just one.

Okay,

the Pan Man, as you jostled him and started that grease fire,

a grease ball shoots out of the flames.

One would even call it a grease elemental.

Oh my god.

And

it is searching for someone to get greasy with.

So it's going straight for Yasha, and it's going to make an attack.

Wait, did I create that before I matched it?

Yes, you did.

Oh, boy.

It looked really good.

Your spellcasting is actually quite powerful, it turns out.

You're a better wizard than you thought.

It rolled in 19

to hit plus 4.

So 23 to hit.

Uh-huh.

And you take

just two points of fire damage from the Grease Elemental.

That is his turn.

Jessup, you are up with Kai on deck.

What would you like to do?

The Pan Man is flailing about.

His arms

just, he looks so, so uncomfortable right now.

He's saying, ah, you've knocked me down, but I will scramble your brain.

I love you bailed out of that one.

They're all bad.

I'll call out to Kai Jessup and be like, in his proud condition, he is susceptible to attacks.

I would say that was an ideal time for a sneak attack.

And I mean that in the colloquial sense.

Great.

This is really a lot.

I thought I was doing well, but all of a sudden he's down.

My counselors are in trouble.

I don't know if I could do this.

I guess I'll go for a

for for an infestation that's a bunch of wood chips that will hit the remaining fires

to reignite the flame manufacturers.

Okay, so you're gonna try to ignite the fire that's under the pan man to try to blast him with another blast of fire.

Okay, and you're making an infestation swarm.

Usually it's insects.

They're really flammable, tiny bugs.

Okay, okay.

Sure, they're a wood chip.

Yeah, sure.

They're really flammable.

Literal firefly.

Yeah.

That's very cool.

Yes, we'll say that they're carpenter ants so they're made of wood

okay so what is the range of infestation uh and where are you you're right here yeah so you're trying to aim over here five ten fifteen but i think i'm panicking 35 40.

so you can reach and you should absolutely roll to see if this works please roll a d6 how panicky would you say in a scale of, I don't know, one to three?

I got two.

You're at a level two panic.

She's shaking.

You can see that her hands are shaking.

Her whole body is sort of twitching.

Yes, go ahead and roll a D6 and tell me what you get.

Which one is it?

That's the square one.

Oh, right.

Yes.

Four.

A four.

That works.

Yes, that works.

The spell is cast.

Infestation happens.

And a swarm of

very flammable insects appears right directly under the flame that is currently heating the pan man, and a burst of fire happens.

Go ahead and roll 3d6 and see what happens.

He's going to roll for

five.

Oh, that's good.

I roll three.

Yeah.

Six.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

I know.

Three.

Okay, that is.

Go ahead and roll.

A deck save.

I think at disadvantage because you're prone.

That's right.

Both go over there.

So

what was the target number?

12?

It was 5, 6.

11.

Plus 13.

13, 6, 14.

14.

14.

Oh, boy.

Sorry.

As before, this flame scalds his body, but he is pretty...

He's pretty resistant to fire.

I don't know why we keep trying fire spells, but I've

got to go.

He yells at you.

Oh, are you trying to butter me up?

Oh, God.

Wow.

You said butter before.

I'm running out of them.

Do you die after all your puns are done?

That's okay.

15.

Okay, you take half damage because you managed to roll out of the way of the flame.

It was 14, so you take seven damage.

Are you okay?

I'm so sorry.

Bows looking rough, guys.

Bows looking very rough.

Oh, no.

And before the game, I forgot to give both of you healing potions, so great.

We got healing potions?

Nope, you don't have them.

I forgot to give them to you.

We may have one.

We have.

Yes, I have one.

That's how the cookie trumbles, baby.

It's now a good time to give that.

Before the children, are you?

You're not passed out yet, are you?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Kai, you are up.

It is your turn.

As you step up,

the Pan Man sort of eyes you and says,

well, actually, what are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

So, if I move and then I do something.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

At the top of the round,

because you are standing

down there at the

black?

No, no, no.

At the start of your turn, you take

two points of damage from the flames that

are licking your feet.

Both of us?

No, you,

you take one point

of flame damage.

Everybody make a perception check.

Donkey Dokey.

Including me as well, Wayne.

Stop, drop, and roll.

21.

Okay.

Oh my god.

Okay.

Minus.

Minus five.

Okay, anyone who got over a 10.

Amazing.

Anyone who got over a ten gets the sense that everything on this map is hot and will hurt you,

except with the possibility of anything metal.

Um you could you could probably crawl up and get away from the the flames um if you if you were to use those

if you use on the grill you could probably get away from from the hot hot fire.

I know that doesn't make physics sense

in this map.

That's fine.

So so if I move and then do something, would that would the move itself be an action or?

No, the move is a matter.

Okay.

Can I move up

right next to him?

Sure.

Yes.

You can get base to base with him.

Ah!

Yes, would you like to be near his

axe somewhere?

Right there.

Okay.

No.

I got a water skin.

Okay, great.

Oh.

I'm going to try to pour that in his mouth.

Incredible.

Love this.

So you use your action to dump the contents of your canteen, essentially, right into the pan.

Yes.

His scorching hot mouth

screeches and squelches with flame.

Roll a D6.

Tell me what you get.

All right.

Oh,

that's a one.

Actually, you know what?

First, let me make sure that you can hit him.

Roll a D20

for an attack.

14.

Yeah, that'll hit.

And you got a one.

I'll say that this is one D6 plus two of damage.

So you deal three points of damage.

But

it seems to...

It's not a very, it's not a great amount of water, but

the amount of water that you've poured on there, it seems to really, really bother him.

He screams in pain.

I can't even think of a pun about this.

It does more damage than even you thought it would do.

Whoa.

Are you maybe

failing?

That's a good one.

Why didn't I come up with that one?

Wait a minute.

Is he cast iron?

He is.

You're not supposed to.

No, that's actually a myth.

But there's a...

You're not supposed to wash cast iron pans.

Everybody.

He can rest.

He can rust it down!

Spit in his mouth!

I always knew Camp would end the day that I spat some of those mouths.

Kai, that's your...

That's...

You've used some of your movement.

You've used your action.

You have a bonus action.

You can move a little bit more, probably.

Okay, I'm going to back up from him a tiny bit.

Okay, where are you going to?

I'm going to go on the other

side.

Yeah.

Here?

Yeah.

Onto the grill?

Yes.

Okay, let's stick you on this grill.

I'll try to anyway.

Bloop, there you are.

End of your turn.

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Staying at home with Duncan?

Don't mind if I do.

The home with Duncan is where you want to be.

Incredible.

It is now Walkwalk's turn.

He is going to use half of his movement to stand up.

Back over here.

And seeing

who did this damage to him.

Uh-oh.

Can we get a trigger Trinity?

You can if he moves away.

He cannot teleport right now, but he will try to jump

over here.

You definitely get an attack of opportunity.

Padman, you do as well

as he moves away.

Actually, you know what?

Yasha does, but Padman, he's staying sort of within your melee range, so Yasha gets an attack.

Great.

Well, I rolled...

23.

Done hits, yes.

Great.

What are you attacking with?

I am attacking...

Well, I guess third level, do I have my anything?

It's your character, I don't know what you have.

Well, I would usually have my scaldsaber, but I don't know if I brought that to camp.

Very scary and very bloody all the time.

Sure.

Sure, let's go with...

Maybe I just have a...

Maybe I just...

It's just...

It says a great sword here, but so maybe to camp I just brought like a clean

sword.

Does it have a cool name, like all of Yasha's swords?

Yeah, it's

a...

It's a...

Silver sword.

You see Yasha drawing

a famed silver sword.

And she draws it slowly for great effect, but it's not as big as some of her other swords, so it just goes shik, and that's it.

It's out.

All right, take it a tag of opportunity, which is not very good.

Would you deal?

Okay, so three, four, five,

eight.

Okay,

that's amazing.

Okay, great, great.

Clang, your sword hits it.

The Pan Man is irate.

A spark flies off of his back.

He turns down to you, Kai, and he says, there's too many cooks in this kitchen, if you ask me.

And he's going to swipe at you with his

fork.

His fork.

Yes.

He goes to swipe at you, and right as he does,

I can't hit a kid.

That just feels

wrong.

He's still affected by the guilt.

Yes, and he abstains from firing off his attack.

Instead,

he will,

because it's not him doing it, he will summon

two more grease elementals

that pop up here and here.

This one is going to move towards you, Kai, and get there,

but not attack.

This one can move and attack.

And so he's going to roll to hit, Kai.

He rolled a 17.

I'm sure that hits.

And he deals

three points of fire damage to you.

You okay?

This grease elemental sort of slams into you and you're covered with hot, hot, burning grease.

That's it for Walkwalk's turn.

Yasha, you're up.

Oh boy.

Okay, so

I attack walk walk?

And by the way, Eden Alex Libe, she got to attack twice, not because she's special or anything.

When you move out of when a bad guy moves out of range, you're allowed to get like a little swipe as they run away.

All right, so also because she's special.

I mean, you know, I'm natural.

I'm usually very strong, but not in this moment.

Um, I don't know whether I'd go for walk walk or the elementals.

Let's go for a walk walk.

All right.

Let's do it.

Let's do this one.

Okay.

Oh, natural 20.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, at the beginning of your turn, you do take some damage.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Fire.

I was on the grill.

Oh, you were on the grill?

Then you take no damage.

No, I was on the grill.

No, that's fine.

That's fine.

Prior to that's fine.

That's fine.

Okay.

That's fine.

Alright.

So, uh.

I have Divine Fury on my first hit, so that's one d6.

You get multiple hits?

Two D6?

No, no, no.

Just one.

Oh, okay.

divine fury is radiant damage okay great

so um

where did it go there it is okay

oh man i'm rolling so bad okay so um

five

seven points of radiant damage great

and then we've got

six points of regular damage of just like bludgeoning or slashing slashing slashing that's a huge hit um you guys watch as yasha who is holding this sword that just kind of feels uncomfortable in her hand.

She's used to a much more

heavy blade, but yet it moves so quickly.

And she's just

so deft with it.

Nice.

Carving through the side of this Pan Man.

Sparks fly.

It doesn't do quite as much damage as you thought because he's pretty, he's made of metal.

Yeah.

But it does

quite a bit of damage.

And he shrinks back in pain, turning angrily at you, as you can tell from his face.

So angry.

Come at me, Pam.

Great.

Bo, you're up with Sky and Padman on deck.

Okay.

Yeah, you're rough.

At the beginning of your turn, you take

four points of heat damage.

Oh, no.

We're the same health now.

Oh, God.

Okay.

We are both in the trenches.

Bo has seen better days.

Yes, I have.

This is a fucking.

I fought demagogues, and it's gonna be a pan that does me in.

Um,

okay, first and foremost, just a little observational question.

Um,

this nice little gas range that we're on with the little knobbies on the back.

Oh,

functional knobbies.

I mean, they certainly look functional.

They're all turned to the full setting.

Oh, they're all turned to the full setting.

Oh, you geez.

Wow.

That's.

Do I go for a walk walk or do I?

Okay.

Yeah, fuck it.

Let's do it.

I'm going to disengage from walk walk.

I'm going to step of the wind.

And I'm going to go for what I'm assuming is the back burner that Walkwalk is currently on, which I think is...

I think it's the far right one.

Roll a

intelligence chest.

Sure.

No pop-ups for walk-walk.

Just a straight intelligence throw?

The 13.

I mean, this is Xandria.

You know how gas stoves work.

They're all over the place.

Thank you, Mother.

It's true.

It's true.

Yeah.

It's fine.

Yeah, Danny knows that there are conventional gas ovens all over Xandria.

Why not?

So you're going for...

God, I can't even see over here.

I believe it's

this burner?

I don't know.

It's so lower.

Where's Queen Ann when we need her?

You do know how stoves are.

And what are you going to try to do?

Turn it off.

Turn it off.

Yeah.

Okay.

You,

I guess, roll the strength check.

This is a big knob.

That's what she said.

All right.

Come on, come on.

Is this giving your action?

Because you could also, I will say this.

I will say this.

you could also use

your staff to knock it if you'd like to.

Or you could just go to the bottom.

That would be like a tattoo.

I'll do that.

I'll do that.

Because that's better.

Because you're not strong.

Because I'm not strong.

Jesus, I'm rolling like absolute ass.

Uh-huh.

Okay, that's going to be 10 total.

Sure, sure.

You do make contact with it, and it does spin.

And now it's on half.

Okay.

It definitely did something.

The flame still burns, but a little

less.

Pan turns around and says, who?

Who dares tamper with my flame?

You.

You.

Not so tough, Lon anymore, are you?

That was a bad one.

I'm going to spend a key point

to do flurry of blows.

Yes, to continue to punch at the knob.

Okay.

Punch it.

So I'm going to do two attacks at the knob.

Yep, go ahead.

Um, okay, that one's cacked.

Okay,

first one is gonna be a 20 total dirty 20.

100%.

The next one is a 12.

Yes.

Okay great.

You don't even have to roll damage.

The flame turns off

and Pan Man is suddenly

if he could bend he would slump over.

It definitely affects him, but he can't bend.

So you just get the sense that it's very uncomfortable for him to be less hot, I suppose.

He suffers no damage, but he is he is

quite annoyed and distracted by this right now.

Okay.

This is my turn.

That is your turn.

Sky and Padman, you are both up.

Good call on those buttons.

I'll look at you.

Do you have any way to create water?

No.

No, I do not.

Me need a

but I'm feeling tremendous guilt because

I

I cast that grease spell and it ended up hurting Yasha and creating this this elemental and and and I feel as though I'm just not helping anyone at all and it makes me very angry.

But I also think I'm quite far from this guy

so both things can be true.

if i run toward him that's my whole turn right um i see that you that you need to get mad and i we go on the same turn and i'm gonna say sky

you've believed in us the whole time we would never have made it here without you

I'll knock him down.

You said it up.

And I'm going to go to I want to try to knock him towards Skye so that she doesn't have to spend her whole turn running.

So I want to try to topple him again and send him in that other direction.

And I'm going to look at him and I'll say, Hey,

when we got here, we thought, this grid will be the death of us.

You can be not a genius and see that this

is a dangerous situation.

We sought a way

to work together.

Wow.

And we have the skill it takes to get this done.

Time to put you on the back burner.

And if it hurts, hey, buddy, walk it off.

I want to.

I want to hit him as hard as I can.

I'll say that.

Amazing.

He looks down at you and he just says, that was hot.

I'll say that you're not actually going to swing for him.

He's balancing on one of the griddles, the grills.

And

you're going to aim for that and see if you can sort of take his feet out from under him and tilt him forward.

Go ahead and roll to see if you can make this attack.

Hell yeah.

I'm gonna roll, try to hit him.

Here we go.

Ooh, that's a 16 plus definitely hit.

Roll for damage just to see how badly you whack this thing.

Yeah, go ahead.

I'll forego damage to give him disadvantage on his constitution save.

Okay.

Great.

Okay, constitution save.

I'll roll it on the table.

Eight, he's already failed.

Four, terrible.

Great.

So this works.

Clang!

You watch as Padman, fueled by this amazing strength that

comes from his belt,

slams the grill in front of Walkwalk.

Walkwalk, who is just getting ready to swipe down at Padman for having those amazingly horrible puns.

But there's nothing beneath his foot anymore.

And so he topples forward.

As he falls, feel free to take your action,

young Sky, as he falls and impacts boom right there in front of you.

Right in front of you.

Wow.

Get his eyes!

And I will!

I'm going to

two-handed attack with my dagger and hand axe and throw them.

I mean, you could hit.

You don't have to.

I'm just going to throw them.

I'm just going to.

Yeah.

And at this point, you don't go into a rage at this point.

And I'm absolutely in a rage.

All I've wanted my whole life is to use my magic for good.

And instead, my magic has somehow backfired.

I can't control it, and it's caused too much damage and caused too much harm, and I've seen my friends in peril too much today, and I'm hideously angry at this beast in particular.

And I would like to be in a rage and attack.

Okay.

Incredible.

Incredible.

You believe me.

You are...

So hot right now, but you can't tell if it's the the heat of the flames the heat heat of the Pan-Man, or just the heat of your rage and anger boiled up and bottled up for so long, and you release it, unleashing it, go ahead and roll.

How does Rage Forky roll with advantage?

Well, actually, just roll with advantage because he's prone.

That's right.

There you go.

And then you add extra damage.

Extra damage.

Yes.

Go ahead and roll to hit.

Please make it.

Come on, 17?

Roll one more time.

And 11.

Okay.

Okay, great.

Because you get two attacks?

Or no?

We're just plus advantage.

Oh, advantage.

Okay, great.

17 definitely hits.

Go ahead.

And then

I...

Then damage?

Yeah, what weapon are you attacking?

I am.

Well, can I two-handed attack?

Is that possible?

Technically, you only get one attack at this level, I believe.

Are you attacking with daggers?

A dagger and hand axe.

Yes.

So the dagger could be a light, two-handed.

Oh, but you use your bonus action to go into a rage.

So

then whatever, I hit him.

I suggest you hit with the hand axe, because that'll.

Hand axe one D6 plus two.

Yes.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay, great.

So that's six.

That's another two for rage.

That's two for rage.

Eight points of damage.

This hand axe actually makes not just a dent, but

a hole in the side of Walk, Walk, the Pan Man,

doing incredible amounts of damage.

Okay, good.

He howls in pain.

His googly eyes going going crazy.

He's doing really, really badly.

But he's still alive.

Oh, gosh.

And that's the end of your turn.

Or would you like to move?

Would you like to do anything else?

Do you have any bonus actions?

Any potions, any items that you try to use?

I only have Riz.

Can I charisma him to death?

You can drink the potion of Riz.

It'll just make you more charismatic.

Yeah, I don't think that's going to help me right now.

Great.

Then at the top of the round,

all of these creatures get a go.

Oh, no.

They are surrounding Kai.

Oh, no, Kai, no.

Oh, Jesus.

I'm sorry, Kai.

They're both going to attack you.

This one

is going to fly over and attack Yasha.

No.

All right, the one at Yasha rolled a...

That's not good.

18 plus 2 to hit.

That hits.

Sure.

You take...

Oh!

7 points of fire damage.

The first one rolled a nine to hit you, Kyle.

What's your armor class?

Oh, 14.

14.

This grease ball chomps at you with its greasy teeth, but you deftly dodge it.

Nothing.

And then the second roll is a six.

The second one beside you also tries to grab at you, but instinctively you know it's behind you.

You drop down, and it flies right over your head.

Both attacks miss.

Nice.

Top of the round, round, Jessup, you are up.

The Pan Man's looking really rough.

What would you like to do?

He's so close to me.

What I want to do is

I want to use

my sorcerer's burst because I'm right there, but I'm really starting to panic.

Horrifying.

Horrifying.

That's great.

At the top of the turn, by the way, you do take two points of fire damage.

Oh, I'm really low now.

What are you at?

I'm at a one.

No problem.

No problem.

You're still alive.

You're still alive.

So you're going to fire a sorceress burst?

I'm going to attempt to.

Okay, go ahead and roll a D6 and see if this works.

Come on.

Come on, Jessup.

Five.

I believe it does work.

Even though you're anxious, nervous,

chaos is all around you.

You remember the things that your friends have said about breathing, taking it slow.

You focus yourself on.

You do, you do.

Zorbo's one, Zorbo's all.

Let's all do the Zorbo call.

It's a very beautiful song.

I think I may have been absent on the day that was created.

Your eye lights up with a glowing glint and fires out a sorcerer's burst.

Just a subtle reminder, I think as a bonus action, you can give yourself an advantage on this attack

with the innate sorcery.

Come on.

But I feel like for a bonus action I should take a private learning.

Nice, Mia.

Let's see the Emming back there.

By the end of three episodes, I've gotten one good thing right.

But should I, as a bonus action, be taking my

healing potion?

Because I'm about to die.

That is up to you.

You have it for next round.

Okay.

Yeah, then I will use my innate sorcery to for

advantage.

Gathering all of your strength, all of your courage.

Go ahead and roll with advantage to see if you hit with this sorceress burst.

Okay, not great.

That was a...

Why can't I read these 6s and 9s?

6?

It's really hard.

Okay, great.

And I believe you get advantage, so roll one more time.

And a seven.

Plus...

Jessup.

Plus five.

Oh, twelve.

Your sorceress burst just barely misses and shoots wide.

I'm so sorry.

Just misses and fires off into the ether.

But

it was a dramatic and exciting move.

That's your move, unfortunately.

Jessip Kai, you're up.

So I do have something.

It was very good.

It was very good.

I do have something in here.

It was great.

It's okay.

You guys don't need to lie to me.

I'll do better next time.

You do have a movement, though, so you could perch yourself up on iron so you don't get burned.

Okay.

So maybe moving over here.

Over here?

Yeah, that one.

Okay.

Great.

You're sitting right next to a dead and dying slab of bacon.

Great.

Smells good, though.

Yes, I have an initiative swap

as one of my features.

That would have happened earlier.

However, tell me what you want to do with it.

Okay, well, if it can't happen now.

I'm not going to do that.

Basically, you can switch places in the order with one person.

That means he would be going later, I guess.

Yeah, but that's okay.

I'll forego that.

Okay.

What I'm gonna do

is I'm gonna assume that because he goes after me like walk walk goes after me.

I'm gonna assume that he's gonna get up.

Therefore, I want to take my rope that I had.

Okay.

And I want to toss it over

to Padman.

Great.

Where is Padman right there?

Oh, right next to the thing.

Yes.

Okay, great.

So I'm going to toss my rope over to you.

And my hope is that once he gets up, we can just trip him one more time.

Okay.

Okay, so you're preparing for the next round.

Yes, yes.

And I guess are you holding your action until he gets up?

And then you'll sort of sweep?

I think sweep at the rope?

Okay, great.

Do you want to move?

Just throwing it out there that if you do move, these guys may attack you as you try to get away.

I'm going to stay here and risk it.

Okay.

Okay.

You stay paid.

potion.

I'm in.

Grab.

Try and grab the rope.

And I see him, and I see that we're trying to move that.

And I think I've got a plan.

Okay.

I'm going to look at Kai.

Kai, you're surrounded by Grease Elementals.

I know.

It's not great.

They're killing you.

They are.

I'm very hurt, by the way.

Oh, no.

Okay, grab that.

And I'm ready all the way for my turn.

As a bonus action, you do, you could, I think you have a potion.

That's right, I do.

I'm just throwing it out there.

You don't have to use it now.

I'm just saying that you have it.

No, I've learned my lesson.

I'm using it now.

Okay.

Okay, so go ahead and roll 2d4.

That's the pyramid ones.

That's a four.

And that's another four.

You're back to full.

You pop the cork on that baby.

You're back to full.

Okay, incredible.

Yasha Bo, you're both up.

Okay.

I'm sorry, no.

Walkwalk is up.

Walk walk is up.

Walkwalk is up.

And he's going to try to stand.

As he stands, he's going to go out of melee with you,

young barbarian.

So you get another swipe out.

Yes, come on.

Go ahead and attack.

Hell yeah.

Roll a d20 to attack if you'd like to.

Yes, I'd like to.

I'm going to say no to that.

17.

Definitely hits.

Roll for damage plus rage.

So 1d6 plus 2.

Plus 2.

Yeah.

Come on.

2 plus 2 plus 2.

6.

Incredible.

Oh, oh, he's hurt.

Oh, he's hurt.

He's looking really rough.

How strong is this guy?

Very strong.

He's made of metal.

yep um okay great great great uh walk walk the pan man

he's not really in range of anybody else um oh wait

he's going to use um his

his he's going to he's going to try to sear

uh

uh the two that are in front of him in range.

He's going to fire a cone of grease.

He can get both of you, just barely.

He's firing.

Is that Jessup and me?

Yes.

And

he fires a cone of grease.

Make a dexterity save to see if you can avoid this spray of grease.

Oh my gosh.

13 plus 0.

9 plus 1 is 10.

Okay,

Jessup, you managed to just barely get out of the way.

You take no damage.

That would have killed me.

Oh,

and padman you you take four points of damage padman no

i drank that healing potion right you you're at full you were at full i have three hit points left

okay

uh that's his move yashabo you're up so wait is padman down oh wait no no no i am yeah meaning i am okay you are okay

i'm gonna look up and go

bonjour bonami

i didn't know we were trying to cook some frog legs.

I'm badly injured.

Bonjour, man.

Yes, and

as he turns to you, Padman,

just so that I can say another pun, he's just going to say, soon you'll be off the menu.

I thought you bailed out on all the men.

I did.

I bailed out all of them.

You were bailing on the menu.

Off the goddamn.

Alright.

Alright, what you got?

I have a weird idea.

Great.

So, the burst that you did,

was it like a physical burst?

Like a magical?

Yes.

Is there any way

that I can sort of see that it's going wide and just kind of like

bat it with my great sword into wok wok to do like a combined

the the sorcerer's burst is a uh describe it it's it's like a burst of radiance or what is it yeah of like powerful force that shot out of my monocle into

and as you watched it uh as it was flying towards walk walk with the pan man he held up his very shiny mirror finished um

uh spatula which did block it and it's shot out uh into the world but but you can see in the distance that it has been sort of knocking around

and it is currently flying back.

It would be pretty hard to catch, but you could catch lightning in a bottle and you could possibly deflect it towards him.

It would take quite a move.

What kind of move would it make?

What kind of move would it make?

It's flying, I'll say it's flying right this way,

fizzling out as it goes and you would have to roll an acrobatics check to see if you can do a bow type move.

Oh, acrobatics is terrible.

Okay, all right.

I'm just going to take a, I'm going to, I'm going to.

You're bailing.

I'm bailing your wife has taught you acrobatics for years.

I have not

Okay

What did I need to get I would say a 15.

No, I didn't do

Yasha jumps off of this grease creature does a double back flip just like she's seen her wife do a hundred times

But she's much much larger and heavier doesn't get the ups that her wife does

and You just fall short of the blast and

you just you fall on your hip.

It really hurts

your keys were in there

And I'll say that you take those the big chunky medieval keys too

three points of damage as you land.

Oh, boys.

That's your action.

That's my action.

Bo, you're up.

Okay.

Very torn here.

I don't know if turning off fire is worth my time.

But he got a little droopy, right?

Yes.

He, he, and also he's moving.

Uh, well, now he's he's back on flame again, but uh, he got he got droopy.

He moved with half speed.

He couldn't do his teleporting.

Um, yes, it does help.

Okay.

Yeah, that's still lame, so I'm still not gonna mess with the oven anymore.

I see Kai

and Padman setting up this move, and I see what they're trying to do.

And I'm kind of delirious, and I think the fumes are starting to get to me, as well as this potion.

So I turn and I look at Kai, and I see him flanked by these grease monsters.

And I go,

My boy,

little Bo,

I'm coming to save you!

And I run.

Yep.

I run 40 feet.

Yep.

Get back!

Leave little Bo alone!

And I'm going to do two big

swings.

Well, I'll start with just one big swing to the first one.

Go ahead and roll the hit.

Okay, 12.

Rolling like ass.

Hits.

Yeah, I know.

That's...

Okay, I'm going to

swing at the first.

Is one looking a little more rough?

Neither have taken any damage.

Neither have taken any damage.

Okay, fine.

The first one is going to take...

Jeez, Louise, five bludgeoning damage.

That one's gone.

Great!

And I'm going to spend my last key point to pop pop and do two on arm strikes at the next one.

Amazing.

Okay, I believe those both hit.

That's going to be the first one's a 16, so 22 for the first one, and then 14 for the second.

These are D4s.

These are.

I am not prepared.

Where's my dice?

Here we go.

Okay.

First one.

Oh, this is better than my damn staff.

That's gonna be eight damage.

Dead.

Okay.

Oh, shoot.

Gone.

And I just look at him and I go,

finish this.

I look at her and I go,

say it.

My counselor.

Shit.

Say it.

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Sky and Padman, you are both up.

Padman, you are sort of doing an action in concert with

Kai, but whatever you order you guys want to do.

I've got the role.

So I can I'd like to

Do the first part of an action to use this rope with Kai to try to once again trip Walk walk right, but I think to I want to look

at

Does walk walk go before

Jessup and Kai go no Jessup and Kai go before walk walk cool.

So in that case I can delay my turn.

I'll delay I'll send my turn down the initiative order to go along with Kai

Great.

But Jess, does Jessup go before Kai or no?

Yes.

Yes.

So, in that case, on my turn, I'll ready an action to go with Kai.

Well, and Kai delayed his action to go with you.

Oh, he did?

Oh, you did.

Okay, so we're doing the same thing.

Great.

We will go at the same time.

And now there's no talking opportunity.

So I'll look here and say, Let's do it.

But I want an Audrey's interaction.

I see Jessup panicking.

And I think

I have this this item that I got, which is a box of tea.

And it goes, it's oolong.

It is oolong.

It's very funny.

I look at Jessup panicking.

And I look at this tea and think about like the calm of like drinking a cup of tea in the morning, looking over this beautiful campsite.

And I go, and I go,

Jessup.

It's okay.

What?

You're an incredible sorcerer.

What?

The tea.

Center yourself.

Breathe in the fragrance.

And I want to hurl the box of tea right at Jessup's face.

I guess roll

roll

athletics.

14 plus 5 is 19.

Yes.

Not only do you throw it,

you open the box as you release.

And fragrant tea leaves

flit about you, combining with the heat of the area and you are just sort of you're in a a brief moment of paradise where all other stress fades away

and it's just you imagine yourself well I'm not going to tell you what you imagine you imagine a very peaceful serene moment maybe from your past or from your future where are you right now I'm thinking about this

this moment by the lake

With my friend over here when we first got here, Skye.

I was really nervous for this camp.

Sky sat down beside me and said,

Hey, Jessa, you're gonna do great.

And for a moment, I believed her.

Right now, I believe her.

Okay, all your stress is gone.

Wow.

You are restored to zero.

Amazing.

Would you like to use the rest of your action to continue this move with

this team move here?

Okay.

Both of you roll a d20 just to see how this works.

Ooh, okay.

11 plus 5 5 is 16 for athletics.

Athletics, that's where it is.

So I have an 18 plus 3, that's 21.

Incredible.

So you guys both take this rope using all your motion and you kind of jump over

and go around him trading places, let's say,

tying him up.

He cannot resist.

He's going to roll a constitution save to see if he gets thrown forward.

Yeah, I think at the end, as we like scramble up in the rope, I'll do the like finishing move with a long, like one-handed base of the quarter staff.

As I swing this massive wooden staff at the bottom of his pan, I go, oh, and I thought you were a non-stick pan.

I'll look up at him and I'll yell, hey, ugly, you're not going to like how this pans out.

Oh, Jesus.

Your performance has been universally panned.

As he falls, he looks at both of you with sort of like begrudging respect.

Well played.

Well played.

He's falling forward.

Everything sort of clicks into slow motion as he falls forward.

The direction he's falling, he wobbles left, wobbles right, and he's falling right between Skye and Jessup.

And as he falls,

both of you, simultaneously, it's your turn.

Both of you can make an attack together.

Come on!

Yes!

Yes, because you're next admin.

I'm sorry, Skye's next and Jessup's after her.

Additional context, when when we were crossing paths with the rope, we did a sick high-five.

Absolutely.

Absolutely insane.

Twisted high-five.

Absolutely bad.

Did you, just out of curiosity, do you bend down to high-five him or do you leap up to high-five?

Actually, I'm holding my staff in my web feet, and I come underneath my own legs, like through, and it's like

up there, and I come back around, hit the back of his foot.

It's hard to look at this high-five.

It's like an MCS you're drawing staircases.

A loud sound resonates throughout the space.

Both of you can attack together, whatever you'd like to do.

What do you get?

I think, so I have this, a brain.

You found a brain in a jar, sure.

Yeah, a brain in a jar suspended in liquid.

It smells gross.

I'm going to take this brain in the jar and crack the smelly jar open and throw it onto the

throw it onto the pan to forever ruin its cooking abilities and

drown it in this terrible smelling great like great okay and uh sky what are you doing yeah i i'm i'm uh pretty close to it i'm gonna take my hand axe and i'm going to scrape off its non-stick coating

um that's it's been seasoned for years it has this beautiful patina on it

that's the secret of its

secret of its strength is is uh it and it's very proud of that and so i it will add not it will add insult to injury if i can if i can carry it off both uh you roll uh uh to see if you hit uh i think for you just just roll a d20 i guess uh athletics to see if you can toss this at it

do i add anything to oh this is for an attack your attack modifier minus i got two

um uh that's fine i mean you don't need to with that prone is that advantage oh for sure it's an advantage of prone go ahead both of you get advantage because it's prone.

Oh, thank you.

16, minus 1, 17.

Amazing.

Amazing.

Oh.

10 a little better.

Wait, do I add anything?

This is you're doing your attack, right, with your hand out?

Yeah.

So that's a plus four to hit.

Yes.

Yes, that's right.

So that's a 14 to hit?

Yeah.

Yeah, which is.

Oh, yeah, right.

I think you did the wrong thing.

A plus four.

Yes.

Yes.

Okay, 14.

Roll for damage.

Okay.

Yes.

1d6 plus 2 plus 2.

D6 plus 2 plus 2.

Filled with anger, rage, bubbling up.

It's 5'7.

Okay.

The jar, the contents of the jar, which is a brain,

but it's filled with sort of a weird, viscous, syrupy liquid, spills out

over the Pan Man's face.

He recoils in pain.

Oh, no!

This is, no,

it's rusting me.

And you see this brain sort of skittering across, and you smash right down on the brain, shattering it.

How do you guys want to do this?

You're going, you're...

You have killed Walk, Walk, the Pan Man.

How do you want him to die?

How do you want to Fawn do this?

Okay, so

I think that

he's still a little hot, so the brains kind of sizzle.

And

I say to him, because I know it's going to really hurt his feelings, that's the most brains you've ever had.

Great, great.

Very insulting.

And then my impulse is, you know, we've been on this ride together, Olga's.

We've all grown a lot.

We've had friends along the way that we've lost.

And I'd like for us all to have a role in this.

Rend along the way that we've lost.

Yes, Archie.

And we had a vision ride.

He came back very briefly for Kenya.

And I'd love for us all to have a hand in taking this guy down.

Is that a thing that we can do?

Absolutely.

If you want to wait until Kai and Padman come over to join you, you all stand around the pan

bubbling with heat and you all can do whatever sort of action you'd like to to finish it off.

I say we just start kicking the shit out of you.

Hell yeah.

Hey, whose brain was that?

I know that I'm really locked into this moment of camaraderie for you guys, but you didn't mention that you had that.

So I'm alarmed.

But let's do it.

Let's do it.

Yeah, yeah, okay, yes.

Get up.

You curb stomp.

You curb stomp the pan to death.

I'm going to be watching this from the grate, and I'm just going to take a knee and put my sword down.

Yeah, I'm going to go.

I just watch.

I walk over to Yasha and I just kind of like,

as she's on her knee, just kind of like hug her from behind.

Yes.

And we just.

We did it.

We did it.

Look at them.

They're so good.

They're so violent.

They're so violent.

I'm so proud.

Yes.

He's beaten into

oblivion.

Looks like I'm well done.

And he's dead forever, dead and gone.

All of the cook surfaces calm themselves, the fires die down, the grease elementals disappear from view.

Everything starts to slowly disintegrate around you.

It looks like the entire space that you're in is starting to disintegrate, melting,

falling away.

In fact, it's looking quite dangerous when all of a sudden...

A purple and blue glow light lights up the chamber and a familiar voice beckons, O campers, I'm afraid it's curfew.

Mishi, the curfew creature, is somehow inexplicably right in front of you.

Before you have a moment to react, poof, a warm radiance washes over the six of you, and you are teleported back to the central meeting point of Wild Mount Wildlings camp, the hubbub hub.

Mishi delivers you to this

spot and says, Congratulations.

It looks like you had an eventful day.

Let me know when those cards come out, will you?

Is this real?

She pinches you and it feels real.

Face covered in blood, I'm like half-cooked, holding a staff so violent.

I'll never be normal again.

That just means the cards get even better.

Yeah.

Oh, right.

We had a thing with cards.

Sorry.

I'm not doing okay.

You are at the central meeting hub of the camp, and you notice that in your absence, the campers have returned.

Yeza had alerted Veth and the others about what was going on.

The campers had returned for safety and insurance reasons.

They all gather around to hear what happened, many of them with scared faces and impressed faces as you guys regale them, explaining the events of the afternoon, the bizarre monsters at the Magic Meadow, the strange maze of food, the scary childlike encounters you somehow overcame.

As you do, the campers are on the edge of their seats, wrapped by your every word.

Even Drock Winterforge, the guy who had mocked you earlier, he's like, oh my god, you guys, that sounds awesome.

Finally, as you finish telling them about the day's events, Veth takes center stage and says, well,

it looks like I was right about you all.

After all, I always knew you had what it takes to be true, Wildlings.

Never Never had a single doubt.

Which is why

I'm proud to say...

Well, I'm not going to say anything.

You two.

Did they...

Did they pass their exams today?

With flying colors.

Flying colors.

We and I'm making...

Pretend we said that at the same time, yeah?

Yeah,

flying colours.

Did you guys rehearse?

No, I just, we felt it in the moment.

Yeah, it's shorthand.

We finished each other's sentences.

I'm gonna make sure that all of the campers here

all saved our lives.

Had they not been there,

two members of the mighty nine would have been dead.

It's true.

You do look like shit right now.

Yeah, I feel like total ass.

Shit.

With our full at full capacity.

Yeah.

I'm not gonna kill a child.

No.

I've only punched like two kids.

I don't even know if I've punched anyone.

You have seen me punch kids, but they

deserve to be kids.

My child also died in your care once.

Well, that's isn't.

No, no.

Looks fine.

That was...

Look at him.

He's fine.

Yeah.

That was a bad, that was a bad mothering choice that you sent him with us.

True, true.

So I'm just gonna put that on you.

Yes, Padman.

Director Veth, I have a question.

Yes.

Were the events that we experienced today real or figments of a powerful illusion magic?

You know, I don't really know.

Honestly, I don't know how this happened.

And as she says that, Yezza stands forward,

saying,

Actually, I have a theory about this.

I think it might be my fault.

Earlier, I was experimenting with Dunamancy in my lab.

It's a chaotic and unpredictable form of metaphysical magic that can bend reality, physics, time, space.

Caleb lent me a small vial of dunamis and I was trying to create some potions from it.

And I believe earlier, one of my potions, poof, went and exploded by accident.

And

Yasha,

you were there, weren't you,

when that explosion...

I saw the poof come out and then I felt

drunk.

Yes, I think maybe that dunamantic explosion had some sort of unintended effect.

Apologies, but

sometimes dunamis can access the parts of us that we are unexplored or or or unknown

emotional states anxiety imagination that sort of thing does any of that ring true to you

well

of course I have all those things

at all times

yes and and those monsters

did they mean anything to you

well I feel like

is this some like repressed childhood trauma trauma or something?

One of them had a hat on.

What is that all about?

Interesting.

See, see, so there's a there's there's I have

I have a journal, okay, and I and I draw there's a whole entire section that is just like modern art style,

you know, uh, what's the word I'm looking for?

Um expressionism.

Yes, like expressionist and

so I draw things.

As she flips through the pages, you you you see very, very similar pictures.

I'm trying to make it seem like it's to the ones that we see.

I draw much better than this.

You see one called Dark World, which

reminds you of that horrifying dimension of shadows that you can see.

I actually, if I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm developing a comic.

So

I have been very proud of hearing about your comic.

You could do a collaboration down the line.

Yeah.

But it is

four kids, right?

It's four kids, which is why it looks the way that it does.

Yeah.

Is this responsible for the shade of my skin changing to that other shade of blue?

No, I think that was your fault.

Oh, well.

I think that's unrelated.

Dunamancy has been known to interact with strong desires or feelings or repressed worries.

They were coming alive because

of

what was in my head.

Somehow, Dunomantic Magic took control of the pages of your notebook and somehow brought them to life.

This is embarrassing.

It's embarrassing for me.

I made this happen as well.

I'm so sorry.

I mean, like, why didn't you pick the parts of the journal drawing?

I didn't pick the parts of the journal.

I don't know.

I don't know what your drawings.

I didn't.

And I'm not getting...

Whatever.

Anyway.

I apologize.

Veth steps forward and says, you know what?

Maybe no one should admit fault just for legal reasons.

I'm not.

Yes, this was all a big whoopsie.

But that, you know what, sometimes that happens at the Wildlings camp,

and we roll with it, right?

As soon as I get home, I will be asking by Bob to pursue vigorous legal action, I guess.

What if I were to

sweeten the pot for you, Padman?

You've wanted to become a wizard, correct?

Yes, very much so.

I could possibly write a strong letter of recommendation to the Soltress Academy, the foremost Academy for Wizards.

I happen to know someone who works there, and maybe they could get you in free of charge.

Wow.

Be a great wizard.

I'm gonna look at my friends.

But

there's nowhere in all of Exandria that can teach me what my friends have already taught me.

So no, I'll be suing the camp at Shuttle Town.

Alright.

Understood.

I don't disagree.

Or

me and my friends get to come back for free.

And we don't have to be in the older cabinet.

Also,

what are you wearing right now?

I'm wearing my camp outfit, my hat, my...

I want that hat.

I mean, this is the camp director's hat.

I want that hat.

Give him the damn hat, Feth.

But my, I have hat hair right now.

Legal actions.

Legal actions.

Free tuition.

We get to be in a normal, non-shade-based cabin.

And we get your hat.

And we get Evan Stevens.

We also all owe you autographs.

Yes, that's right.

Yes.

Not you, though.

I just want that.

If you still want them, we can.

So we're trying to arrive at a settlement right now.

So if you guys have anything you want to throw in there, there, because afterwards it'll be double jeopardy.

So you have to.

Do you have any more of that tea left?

Was there tea involved?

There was a Su Long tea that would smell just delightful.

That's my purdue.

That's my tea.

I drink that every day.

That's my tea.

I import that from Marquette.

Put the tea in the hat.

Tea, hat, normal, non-shame-based cabin, free tuition, and there's no limitation.

What do you want, Skull Crusher?

I just want to stay here.

Will you allow me to come back?

How about this?

In addition to all those things, which I will reluctantly grant, you all get a merit badge as well, and you can pick whatever merit badge you'd like or name your owing.

I...

I...

I'd like a friendship badge.

A friendship badge?

Well, that's very...

I was going to say take the wizard one, because.

No, no, friendship is somehow more meaningful.

No, no, no.

Wizard's good too.

Whatever you'd like, but

that's very sweet.

We don't have a friendship badge here, but maybe you're the first to earn it.

And yes, yes, you're right, Jessup.

I know that some of your counselors and even myself have been saying, you know, follow your barbarian instincts and don't be a wizard.

It's not what you were meant to be.

But you know what?

I think I'm wrong about that.

You should be whatever you'd like to be.

If you want to be a wizard barbarian, that's fantastic.

Do that.

Why should we stand in the way of your dreams?

This isn't a place that says no to dreams.

We say yes, right?

I've never

music to my ears.

I still have a lot to work through with my uh rage and and magic and figuring out

how to

how to integrate the two sides of myself, but uh but if I could take all wizarding classes going forward and and and not the more brutal uh uh barbarian ones,

I'd really like that.

Absolutely.

In fact, I will schedule a private lesson with Caleb Widowgast to make sure that you have uh uh a proper spellbook and all the components you need.

Um you can you can do both.

You can sort of multi-class if you if you wish.

It's not a bad idea.

I was never threatening legal action, but now even less so.

Quickly enough, Archibald comes to life.

Whoa.

What is this place?

Hey, buddy, I owe you one.

Go ahead,

ask this person what you want.

Whoa.

Is this what life is?

Oh boy, you brought him back for more.

Oh, Archibald.

You missed a lot.

We're engaged in a legal settlement right now.

So we're talking to the director of a camp that has engaged in some criminal negligence of minors.

And so

right now we have a hat, a bunch of tea, some wizarding classes, a merit badge.

What do you want, man?

Free tuition are all currently on the table for us.

Is there anything you want, Archibald?

You actually gave the most today.

You died.

I've never experienced true love.

Oh, wow.

All right, we might have to back.

I've got a magazine I could give him.

That's right.

Oh, look.

Can I see it?

Here, Archibald, this will open your eyes.

Whoa.

Archibald uses his little frog legs to turn the pages until he gets to a particularly saucy bit, and he says, oh,

this is true love.

I'm going to need a few minutes.

And he drags it away.

I don't think Archibald has the hardware to do anything in private with that magazine, but...

For the next few minutes, you hear horrifying sounds coming out of the bathroom.

Squeaky sounds, sort of like a sponge being squeezed.

This is a great decision.

And after all is said and done,

Beth gathers you all together and says, we can't seem to have a normal day at camp, can we?

But you know what?

That's perfect.

Normal is overrated.

Safety is boring, and insurance can go fuck itself.

I am proud of the four of you.

You didn't make good choices.

You didn't make safe choices, but you did live up to the spirit of the camp.

You wild it out.

And for that, I'm happy to award you with these friendship merit badges.

And upon receiving these badges, the Olgas have earned the rank of three below, can stay at the camp for free.

Nice.

Nice.

Advance to the next year.

And, oh yes, sorry.

You also get my fucking hat.

So.

And your teeth.

And my tea!

How am I going to wake up tomorrow?

Fine.

That's my problem, not yours.

Can I get a wild out?

Three, two, one, wild out!

Thus ends our tale, a story of acting your age, which doesn't mean acting older or wiser or better.

It means staying young as long as you can.

I'd love to thank Ashley Johnson.

It's Marisha something.

Marisha Ray.

That's your character.

Eden Regal, my sister.

Libe Barrer, my sister.

Bailey Mulligan, my sister.

Thank you all so much for watching.

Oh, and thank you

to Ko, I'm going to say his name wrong.

Lasabal?

Lasabal?

KO, yeah.

Yeah.

He made this amazing mask.

That is so great.

And those grills.

I think those grills are from Kyle's apartment or something.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God.

You gotta get those masks.

I was just borrowing.

We really use these for today.

Incredible.

Thanks to

everyone who helped out with the music.

Thanks to the kids again for coming up with these wonderful monsters that Yasha definitely drew.

Yes.

I love you all very much.

And until next time, is it Thursday yet?

Bye-bye.

Amid the hubbub, amid the excitement and the relief of this celebration of sorts, Veth steps away from the Olgas for just a moment to just have a quick chat with Yasha and Bo.

Stop.

Sorry.

No, really,

this was quite fun, but I have notes.

Oh, I hope we didn't let you down, by the way.

Let me down?

You did exactly right.

I was sort of expecting you guys to mess stuff up a little bit and

that they would be

challenged, pushed.

It was very stressful.

Like, I was very nervous having the responsibility of the kids.

But we talked about it, and it was actually...

It was kind of cool.

It was kind of invigorating.

Yeah.

So, I mean, I know that you two were talking about stuff, like serious grown-up stuff before.

Did you ever come to sort of a realization a a decision uh something

i think i think i we've we're still talking about it a lot but but we had an idea what if because i know which one of you is gonna get pregnant first

i don't know i really want to see you as we are getting over i don't know if it's the time your abs would be like crazy just be like an olive on a yeah on a toothpick and you would have like a 20 pound kid

I don't know, you're big.

That's not how

I'm small, I don't know.

I know, just shut up for a second.

Look, we talked about it.

We do think we want to take this plunge into parenthood.

Yes,

but maybe we could start.

We know that Kai doesn't really have a family or anywhere to go.

Think he'd want to come live with us?

I know he's old and he's a he's a basically an adult now, but like a foster sort of thing,

adoption.

Yeah, like

you know, he can, if he wants someone to

people to hang out with or take care of him for two years, maybe just a bed.

You know,

maybe just try it out, give him some good stuff.

Not try it out, not like we're gonna be able to do it.

No, no, no, of course.

We would take care of him.

I love this idea.

And then maybe, um,

maybe he could be a big brother, you know?

Maybe we could be a big baby.

Stay right here.

Stay right here for one second.

I'll be right back.

She's never coming back, is she?

I don't think so.

Oh,

that was our.

He said no.

Oh,

okay.

You know what?

You know what?

We took a decision.

Yeah.

And like now we know we're ready.

If the time comes.

Yeah.

He's still taught us something.

He too.

He's still taught us something.

You're welcome?

Yeah.

You're welcome too.

Mom of the year over here.

Let's go get a drink.

Yeah, that sounds good.

How about that lawsuit?

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Hey, hate to do this.

Could we reschedule our morning hike?

I was just about to ask the same.

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