SUPERFLY #42 - Courtside at the LAKERS

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When you get those courtside seats, it's too close for the players. I feel bad.
Five balls came to us. You know what I mean? No.
And it's so awkward. Or I throw it back like I'm kind of good.
What do you want a chest pass? There you go. I know those.
I got a bounce pass. You're handling the ball more than Bronny.
I mean, what's going on? Yeah there hey come on man and then um also when they're standing there to take the ball out one foot in front of you this is what they don't like when i go like that that guy's open that guy nope too late that guy's open so we're over that guy we gotta get right to it we can't dilly dilly people told me don't talk about your hair on the podcast that's on YouTube and they also say I look like I slept on my face and today is not a good example of me not so fuck them you look like you slept on your f-f-face there how about that so to catch you up in and the only thing i'll say

on this whole podcast that will interest you right i want to know i went to a basketball game last

night professional college the lakes the lakes against who are they playing i watched some of it

grizzlies did they win i fell asleep i, should we have checked if John Morant was playing? Yes, we should have. He was not playing.
He's not playing. No, no, no.
No, no, no. I mean, it's a new age where you have to check first to see if the basketball players are playing in the game.
Well, I mean, the injuries are so extreme, right? That's what took him out. Well, I think he's an injury, but there's also a lot of sitting out or whatever they call it, resting and rotating.
And, you know, I think Embiid, was it? Got a little hot water for saying, I'll be playing every other game this year. Oh, really? I'll be doing every every other podcast i like the close-up emphasis

listen listen load management like you always like to say when we read ads listen now listen uh you're 7'4 you're 280 you're this thing don't start defending when they started this 82 game season.

The biggest guy in the league was

6'4", 170.

So now they've got guys. I don't know where they- Bob Cousy.
Yeah, good one. Bob Cousy and Rick Barry from the snack bar.
Pistol Pete was 5'3". 119.
He was probably 130. I'll give you that.
His socks weighed more than him, ladies and gentlemen. Okay.
So anyway, I see what they mean by, you know, resting, but it's a monetary thing, right? They also, they did rest Bronny, which I thought was good. The paper towel or the athlete? Good night.
Bronny is related to LeBron James. I know.

He's got, there's the bench, and then there's a lazy boy chair that he gets to sit in.

People give him, they give him a hassle because they say he's pampered.

It's a tough road for Bronny because you don't pick your dad.

First of all, I'm here to defend Bronny all day long.

I mean, I will defend him. I'm here.
Counterpoint. I will defend him in the hotel room.
I will defend them on fly on the wall and I will defend him here on super fly. That was JFK doing Churchill.
Anyway, look, Nepo kit. He did not ask.
He didn't. When he came from the stars to be born, that could I have the greatest basketball ever to play the game as my dad? And then I'm going to be a basketball player too.
So I have a lot of respect for that kid. Well, look, he's in the conference.
Yeah, yeah. Don't talk to me about my Kareem.
Don't talk to me about my staffs and my Larry Burns.

Jordan, of course.

I have so much respect for that kid.

I just

saw on the news yesterday morning that

they go, oh, because I knew I was going to the game.

I said, oh. They said, Anthony

Davis will play. I said, great.

He got poked in the eye the night before.

He was maybe going to be out. He he's, he played and LeBron.

So good enough.

Even though John Moran, it's good enough.

And they said, Bronny is doing the G league, but he's saying he, he's not going to do the

away games.

He doesn't want to be that far away.

So I said, at some point you have to say, now it's your decision.

You have to say, Hey, I should rough it.

You know, instead of going, Hey, I heard you suckas went to Sacramento last night because he was at the game and he was sitting on the bench. I'm like, Chris, why are these guys? Why is he here? I thought he was.
Okay. Let's unpack that.
We may have to go longer. No.
So being in the flow, getting reps, like our friends on Saturday Night Live. So if they had a G League for SNL, they would go to the- Sketches.
Yeah, sketches. And they would get the reps- Go back to the groundlings.
More and more and more. So if Bronny is coming out, because it's a pretty deep bench, he's got a lot of great players, and he's playing three or four minutes.
He can go to the G League, as they call it, the G League, and play 40 minutes and get into his flow, into his rhythm. So that's why they send him down there.
It's not a demotion. No, they do it in major leagues.
You go down and you work on your swing or you hurt your shoulder. You go get back and you come back.
I'm not. not yeah i'm just saying i'm i don't know you're so close to trending right now you're not a basketball show no i'm not you're hot no no i will i will say it's funny when well chris rock is the one who uh we went together and so it's funny when like the basketball players down come down sometimes they say hi you know and then at a certain point the game's so long that when they come down it's like seeing someone at a party over and over and you're like because they they keep seeing you because you're right there and yeah and it's so embarrassing because you look away like i don't want to act I'm trying to connect eyes.
Repetitively acknowledging you, you know. Yeah, it's so gross.
It's okay, Cuico. You did it early in the first quarter.
I don't need a fourth quarter. Exactly.
How many times can you go, hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? But a ref came over to say hi. That was nice.
Really? I gave him a few notes too i said i had the concessionaire the popcorn guy kept repeatedly wanting for wanting me to sign his popcorn

harness do you know my old joke about uh sharday where i say uh sharday she comes to our country

with no rules for any like how to say words and letters like she spells it s-a-d pronounce it Sade. I spell my name S-P-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R-A-T-E-R- s-a-d-e pronounce it shard a i spell my name s-p-a-d-e but i don't pronounce it ned you know and i go by the rules so behind me i hear hey fucking ned ned and i'm like oh my god it's dennis turn around it's jimmy miller oh it's Dennis.
Turn around, it's Jimmy Miller.

Oh, it's Jimmy Miller, which is Dennis' younger brother.

Yeah, exactly Dennis, just the brother.

Famous manager.

He's with Tom Segura, who lost a lot of weight and shaved his beard.

And I swear to you, I did not know it was Tom Segura for a second.

I go, I turn around, I go, hey, oh, Jimmy, I thought it was Dennis.

Then they go, Tom Segura, wait a minute, shaved and lost a lot wait he wasn't that heavy i mean what is he down he wasn't heavy he's just i think there's some uh movies doing and uh or whatever he just he looks good but i just took me a second what what happened underneath there when you when he shaved I mean, you know, I knew a guy had a big, big broom mustache.

Yeah.

You know, and he's like 45 50 and i used to kind of make fun of my tousled hair and i go what's going on under that there you know does he have one of those weird upper lips where his handsome quote drops cars with a, it's like this. I want the fans to tell us, should we do, I know we're a little long in the tooth, but should Mike and I do Wayne's World, a sketch at the 50th? I just want them to answer in the comments below.
On the comments on YouTube, yeah. That's a good idea.
And also, should I shave my beard?

Because that'll be less comments.

But the whole story is I grew this beard

because it sort of can shape your face a little more, you know?

Totally.

It's a good trick.

But it got gray overnight, so I didn't like that.

But I got one compliment.

That was what I always used to say.

I got zero without it, and I got one with it. So I said, the ones win and I will keep it.
And so it's here for now. Oh, and a side story.
I went back at halftime. Who's there? Sebastian.
We just interviewed him. We just interviewed him.
Oh, I love that guy. Yeah.
He was really laughing. We were doing our bad impression.
Should I go get some scallop potatoes? There's a guy on the bench. He's a bench sitter clipping his toenails.
Everyone's clipping their toenails. And it It's pretty funny Yeah because his character You know immediately Like he's completely upset That someone has band-aids on his toes Everything's annoying him I get an Uber I walk out in the street Hey are you gagak? Speaking of gagak, I went to the pharmacy and I was buying some adult liquid refreshments

beer.

And anyway, so the woman has an accent.

I don't have any.

I love immigrants.

I am one.

And she's wearing a mask.

And so this is not a routine.

It's literally what I heard. You know, I mean, Oh, she's got a mask on a mask and an accent.
And I'm trying to interpret it. You mean you need an ID for the beer? That's what I, you know, it's funny.
I'm not even, I'm not even offended by your accent. Cause I don't know which one you're doing to be offended yet.
No, I don't know what it is. Yeah, exactly.
But I do this for myself and it did not upset her. I started giving her the same sound back.
So she would go, and I'm just standing there. There's a line behind me and I just go, and she understood me.
She was asking if I wanted a receipt. I want to meet the human beings that go buy some potato chips in a beer and want to get the receipt.
Give me that receipt. Are they writing it off? I mean, what did they want? I mean, hey, then you drive to Warren Grant's office and go, here's my $2.99 Ruffles.
I bought some Cheetos at a 7-Eleven last night. Can we get some kind of double deduction on that? Yeah, yeah.
Also, then you look at TikTok, and the most filthiest thing in the world other than toilet seats is receipts. Something about them is like poison and filthy.
funny also that's funny but back to the game the last thing i'll tell you is i want to hear a when you get those courtside seats gifted upon you because i don't i didn't buy them but someone let us use them from brilstein and then uh you're a you're too close it's too close for the players. I feel bad.
Five balls came to us.

You know what I mean?

No.

And it's so awkward.

Or I throw it back like I'm kind of good.

Like, what do you want a chest pass?

There you go.

I know those.

I got a bounce pass.

You're handling the ball more than Bronny.

I mean, what's going on?

Yeah, and Bronny's over there.

Hey, come on, man.

And then also when they're standing there to take the ball out one foot in front of you, this is what they don't like when I go like that. That guy's open.
That guy. Nope, too late.
That guy's open. So we're over that guy.
And they love that. And then also Rock reminded me that I didn't know when Michael Jordan hosted that we all went to McDonald's at lunch.
Because we used to go under 30 Rock. And he goes, I miss the days when we go to McDonald's with MJ.
And I go, tell me we went. And I don't remember.
He goes, we all went. You could have gone.
I don't know. He said, whoever was in the last sketch before lunch, we always go to McDonald's, me and Rock, because we're eating poison all day.
And so we went down and I think he just said, I'll go with you guys. And we're like, oh my God.
But it had to be a big deal. Did he get recognized? I mean, I was like, yes.
Yes, it's him. I was in the video store sketch.
Yes, it's me. Anyway, that was exciting.
I'll tell you my quick mj story mj that's how close we were love that guy you know he's the most good midge competitive athlete in history so he just uh you know and he has kind of an intense uh you know he's six seven or whatever he just looks down at me and he goes uh do you golf and i go uh oh you know a little, a little bit. You know, what do you shoot? Well, I don't know.
I mean, really, without taking a mulligan, I'd be lucky to break 100. He paused and said, well, you're not very good, are you? He sensed your weakness.
I know. And he sounded like Jon Hamm in that moment.
You're not very good, are you? But anyway, that's why Michael... You know what, he wants to play you and beat you.
I know, and I had no ego about my golf game. I'm better at croquet, okay? How about a quick game of cribbage? Yeah, why don't we play Stratego instead? I was good at Stratego.
I bet you would be with your photographic memory. Oh, what a fucking nerd I was.
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Okay, quickly there's also

Jake Paul fight tonight isn't it tomorrow night or is it tonight oh it's oh excuse me fuck me it's tonight edit it edit it doesn't get show business doesn't know i like it better you don't understand it you know i will say this let's talk about this fight because we'll be able to I will say we can stop saying Jake Paul's a YouTuber he's fighting a YouTuber this guy's 6'3 chiseled 240 with you know round the clock trainers for the last five years that's's not... Now, fight Mr.
Beast? Okay.

That's fighting a YouTuber. A little out of shape,

a little squishy.

Isn't training all day. He's had six, eight fights?

Something like that?

He fought some MMA guys,

right? He fought... Yeah.

I can't remember his name. Which boxing isn't their number one thing?

And then he's fighting guys in his 40s.

Now he's moving up to late 50s. But yeah, I don't look at him like, look, if it's not Tyson, I go in tomorrow night.
What do I do? I'm fast. I'm quick.
I duck. Could he make contact? Could he make meaningful contact with me? I don't know.
Meaningful. Would my punches land and hurt him? I don't know.
No, anyone who goes in a ring and with Mike Tyson, because he could have old man strength. You know, old man strength is different than young man strength.
And so you are risking really getting hurt. So I have a lot of respect for Morgan.
My dad used to get mad. We'd wrestle or something and he'd throw me down.
I'm like, that's old man's strength. Like, I'm like, Oh, he's way stronger than I thought.
Like, you don't think about it. Yeah.
Why is it old man's strength? And then eventually you're too old and they go, no, no, that's, that's not old man's strength. Old man's strength might last till 60.
And then it's like, yeah, I think Biden isn't, isn't going to give those two guys a good fight. I think that Trump and he just were staring at each other, shaking hands and neither, neither would let go.
And they were squeezing. Come on, man.
Be serious here. I'm not kidding around.
Trump's like, gotta squeeze it. Never gonna let go.
Gotta squeeze it. That was not reported.
You know what Trump does? He goes over. He does that one.
I know. It's a power move.
You go over. I don't know why.
I didn't know that, but that's something. He did a lot of things.
He was sat further in the chair. He put his left side over for his stomach maybe coming in.
So he's leaning in with a lot of leverage with his elbow here. And Biden had to go way over.
Oh, weak arm. And he's like here bringing him in.
So, yeah, Trump knows all the moves. So does Putin.
And that's why they either love each other or hate each other. I don't know.
Something's going on. I saw a video of Trump walking in the old days when he was president the first time, walking behind like some guy in Saudi Arabia.
The king at the bottom says, you are not allowed to touch the royal king. And everyone walks around like this.
And Trump goes, hey, there's my my guy and hits him on the shoulder as he walks by i know everyone's like it's just a rule breaker i know later on he's like hey this guy he got the the king of saudi arabia got and got him in a headlock and like yeah you're terrific i love everything you're doing here you got a lot of sand look at it it's a It's a lot of sand. But anyway, who's going to win? I just, I don't want to predict.
I just want to see a fake fight. It's two minute rounds instead of three.
It's eight rounds instead of 10 or 15. The gloves, I think, 16 bigger than regular um like this big yeah so they're you know what like let's say you and i we're gonna fight for charity and they're gonna pay us how much would you pay to take punishment from carvey no i'd be too much i couldn't take those no you would destroy me no you're scrappy the thing is i'm angry that's the only thing i got going for me uh and quick i go my dad left me then it all comes out on you um instead of my dad there's only one there's only one thing worse in the world than the dad leaving the house and And that's the dad staying.
Oh, yeah.

We both coin toss this because

we both didn't really love it.

I think

here's another problem, Dana.

You know boxing. You're pretty...

You're an official. I like it.

So, what I don't like about

this, A, it's not a sanctioned

fight, Heather. This isn't like a real fight.

It's a

entertainment fight. They call it an exhibition exhibition fight so shorter rounds shorter rounds of me and you know what tyson gets paid per round this is my problem this is why people go he's better in the first round he's going to knock him out no no no Jake Paul made it staggered.
This is what I've heard. Allegedly.
So he gets more the longer the fight goes on. And what's happening, he's going to get tired or as long.
And Jake Paul's no puss. He's a huge dude.
So he could knock, you know, so I don't know. I know if Jake Paul survives it and 57 comes to bite, uh, sweet Mike Tyson,

who I'm a huge fan of,

um,

in the ass.

And that means once you get gas,

you know,

that's the word is gas.

Like once,

once you get gas and you can't really get your arms up,

then you're really vulnerable,

you know?

So yeah.

Uh,

I can see Tyson getting knocked out.

Yeah.

Because I,

I just think if he's not going to give it all,

he fought Roy Jones Jones four years ago.

And it was just,

it was more than a push fight,

but they were obviously discussing like,

let's give them a little fun,

fun,

fun.

It was what Apollo Creed and Drago was supposed to be an exhibition.

You know what I mean? Okay. Goof around, you know, hey.
Okay, let me do Drago just for a second. I must break you.
I must break you. One of the great lines.
I love Stallone boxing. Drago was a great idea.
That was a great. Oh, yeah.
And he's chopping wood in the forest. And that guy's on it.
He's all wired up on a treadmill.

He's with Elon Musk coaching him, you know, benching the SpaceX.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I would say split decision then in eight rounds, you know.

Okay.

And what if that is?

We'll go next week.

We'll say what happened.

Tyson will be very, very magnanimous after the fight, you know. Listen.'t have any hate to jay paul i don't hate him you know he came to fight you know he said i was scared i was scared i had been fighting in a while but i just uh you know i got my boxing gloves on and i just went full beast mode but i think it was a good fight in the end nobody got hurt we hurt.
We got paid a lot of money. A lot of money.

It's on Netflix.

Good.

I'm going to watch.

Yeah, Netflix has got money.

I hope they got-

Everything's changing, David.

Not a pay per view,

so I think they're going to get paid by the stream.

Let's talk to Ted.

I would say they got upfront guarantees for Netflix.

Upfront guarantees. They're not going to take a percentage of the gate.
We should have had Ted on to promote it today. Damn it.
Dumb, dumb. Hi, I'm Ted Sorrendos.
Hello. It doesn't sound like that.
If you say the name of who you're doing, you're halfway there. Hello, I'm Ted Sorrendos.
Are you doing elon musk this week on the show or no you know i never know last week they said on thursday night like at midnight would you like to do you know and so i said i'll give it a shot so anyway right you're a hired hand they work they tell you what to do and you do it yeah yeah i mean it's just um you you just try to do it. You take the source material and you try to extrapolate it into a character and make it kind of fun.
What are you going to do? I don't know. Oh, before we get to the headlines, did you, I did my SNL photo shoot we talked about last time.
I was going there. Did you do yours and how was it? Yes.
It was nostalgic. You know, I got Molly Shannon walked in and then the director, David LaChapelle, saw us together and goes, OK, you guys have chemistry.
I'm going to put you two together. So then Molly got a sequin red dress on.
She looked great. And then he's up there and he goes, put your arms around her waist and get your get close up with molly and i'm like is this okay and then he goes put your hand on her mids and then put your hand up like i'm around her neck steve mcqueen or something but she was adorable she doesn't care less yeah she's kate mcginnon was there was kate there mcginnon was she yeah oh mckinnon yes uh kate i just call her i just call her kate um she's all all the people that were there and what happened was walkin was there as in christopher and he was why i was walking there how great and um you know no one's paying attention to him he's reading a book on a couch back where made a big big.
So I just kind of sat next to him. Of course.
Started talking to him. He goes, he goes, after a while, he goes, I'm a huge fan of chopping broccoli.
Did he say that? I said, really? Yeah. Oh, that's a good one.
How do you chop it broccoli? But anyway, he was so much interesting and fun to talk to. He's fascinated by my iPhone.
He doesn't have one. He kept saying, I got to get me one of those, you know, because I was showing him pictures.
First one. Oh, it lights up.
So this is the fun part. Like I had done this sketch with him when he was hosting.
Jack Handy wrote it that we're like aliens on this spaceship and we come down to Earth in peace. But our door that lets us get down the ladder always kills a farmer or something.
So we come out and they're all mad at us. You know.
Oh, right. I remember that.
Remember that one? So we just accidentally kill someone. We come in peace.
But they're all angry. And then before we run back into the spaceship, his character always has to say, let's get out of here.

And then we'd run up in the spaceship and he's laughing his ass off.

So after the whole photo shoot, the whole thing, he's leaving.

He's like 20 feet away.

He turns to me and says it with full walk.

And he goes, no, he does.

Let's get out of here.

And then he just.

Oh, my gosh.

I know.

How can we tell him how big he is, man, to us?

Does he know that everyone just is like mesmerized by whatever he does?

He just has no, no, he doesn't wear any ego.

He's just fascinated by people and things, though.

But he's, you know, you go back to Deer Hunter and just you think about oh and then everything wang's world too he was in that you know oh shit yeah but i enjoyed talking to him and and others for our viewers at home that the the photo shoot is a photo shoot for a magazine coming out for the for the 50th right so they want the 50th anniversary. It's not all cast.
I thought mine would have 100 people because they say, you're on the West Coast. They're going to do New York also.
But they might have done one or two days in each place. Ours was same situation.
It was a white box. Is that what you and Molly got in? You go into a white box, and then that's when you do your kind of single shots.
But up in the big, then they build this massive set, and they take these big, wide shots. And by the way, and guess what? The magazine is a regular-sized magazine, New York magazine, but it's going to fold out to, I think, five or six panels.
So to see all 60 people, you have to fold it all the way out. Oh, is it 60? That's what I was told, 60.
Oh, I don't know, because I kept going, what are we doing here? Because mine only had about 10 or 12 of us. Yeah, ours seemed, the thing I was at- But you had a host.
You had walking in it. We didn't have hosts.
We had like 20. Well, walking, because he know, he said, I was in Singapore.
You know, I ordered some food. And the waiter comes back and says, it would be so much better with more cowbell.
Oh, yeah. He still loves it.
He gets hammered with cow. Yeah.
So that's number one. One time he said, I ran into him somewhere.
And he, the movie Joe Dirt, a lot of people you wouldn't think saw it and come up to me and talk about it.

Too many people.

Too many.

So I said, we might do another one.

He goes, count me in. and then he actually did do it the stud that he is and i don't even know i swear the first one i can't even tell you he read it first because he just showed up and we sort of talked about it but he's going to do whatever he's going to do anyway but he sort of

thought of it as a kind of a fun situation because it wasn't like a heavy movie like probably like waynesville like yeah anyway he's a perfect go-to guy if he will go to because he's very hard to even get a hold of kind of like that bill well he doesn't have a telephone he doesn't have a tv he does and I go what do you do at night

and he says magazines

I read magazines

yeah have a telephone he doesn't have a tv he doesn't i go what do you do at night and he says magazines i read magazines yeah yeah so sky mall all the new ones he's so eccentric but he is a he's a charming funny uh person to hang out with and um it's fun seeing everybody there you know just lots of lots we didn't have any hosts we had a love seeing malaney uh malaney bill hater the guys are just like martin short we just crack up no matter what what's going on yeah that was fun you know we got in that we did our box photo they had me go in there and do the thing where you do your own shots we all laugh because you couldn't look stupider like at a certain point he's going maybe one with your hands in the air grab your ear put your own dick in your mouth i'm like okay let's just get this done like you you you walk in there going i just want one like this cool and by the end you're like yeah i'm john bonnet running around with like a bowler hat i know so then we go to the structured shot like you had where they go like the big but it's all like thought out like thought out. Like they have a blueprint.
Okay, we're going to put Amy Poehler is up here. Yeah.
You're down there and there's 80. So we did that.
And then, of course, that's the funny part because everyone's just yelling back. Because he's yelling.
They're all yelling for us. There's probably 20 people watching.
And then we're all yelling to be funny. And then that was funny because, of course, everyone good and then it wasn't that bad it was about two hours three hours yeah i mean i was in the box getting the picture and so when you get in the box and he's there and there's people all around him and he's got the camera and yeah he's doing all the and yes and up and down and squeeze and look and left and he's not at me.
He's just looking off camera and just pressing the button.

At the monitor.

Yeah.

And I didn't realize it was the monitor.

So then I.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

I ruined that.

So yeah, that was.

But he goes like, he goes, can you jump?

Can you jump?

That's what he told me.

And I go, not really.

He's like, okay.

Because I'm trying to save myself.

And then while we're up there, I'm just laughing the whole time because everyone there is funny and everyone's yelling something funny.

And you can't stop anybody.

And so it was just audience member laughing at everybody.

Other than that, okay, now I guess we can get to some serious news.

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Man rushed to hospital after stuffing 15 hard-boiled eggs up his palm.

It's a good one to start with.

I like you reading it.

Yeah, I know.

Why are we starting?

That was a cold read.

This is the most important.

I literally said, put them in order of importance.

I'm like, what's sort of news this week? What's just stupid? This is number one. This is it most important.
I literally said, put them in order of importance. I'm like, what's sort of news this week?

What's just stupid?

This is number one.

This is it, I guess.

Wow.

That was a good cold read.

Man Rush.

This is for people who only listen to this show.

There's a guy holding his rectum area.

Can I say that?

And a photo of a dozen eggs.

And I guess they're up his behind.

Dutch man. It says hospitalized, but I feel would it would be more rushed to the hospital after inserting 15 hard-boiled eggs in his behind while under the influence of drugs this caused abdominal pain no shit prompting emergency omelet.
Shells or no shells? Heather wants to know.

Can we get this guy on the phone? Despite the unusual nature of the situation, doctors weren't baffled. They were able to treat him successfully.
Patient made a full recovery and even ate the omelet. Okay, this is an obscure impression.
This is Bobby Kennedy to Jack Kennedy in 1962 when the Cuban Missile Crisis was going on and maybe we're going to blow up the world. He says, what do we do when the world asks why? And so that's what I do.
The world asks why. I don't care what drug they are.
Why so many eggs? There's no drug called, Oh, this is ass eggs. Okay.
Yeah. Oh, let me try ass eggs.
And after about 12, I know in my own experience, that's where I put a cap on it. I barely ever get to 12.
And then there's three extra ones and someone's like, listen, while we're here, there's three more. Why don't we just go for the record i don't know man can i can i insert something here that there's that i needed to mention before we go to the next thing so on the show there's people who kind of take care of you so you know there's jody's designing all the wigs this is on snl oh we're back to No, yeah, go ahead.
On SNL, and I keep forgetting to mention her, but she has a very cool name. Her name is Inga Thrasher.
That's a pretty cool name. What does she do? She gets my wig together and does all this stuff, and the pinning and the glue and everything, and Morgan's my wardrobe person, and Jody, of course, Louie is the prosthetics guy.

As we always say,

best of the best over there.

I just wanted to put that in.

Yeah.

They're all,

they're all great under pressure because they're just used to it.

All there is,

is pressure.

Welcome to pressure cooker.

I'm your host.

Welcome to.

Okay.

Next one.

Let's see.

I would watch pressure cooker that show.'s okay uh okay i'll read this one 84 year old doctor oh my god another one ram's colonoscopy scope why are we starting with these a scope up the rectum of unmedicated patient and couldn't hear ma'am screaming because he didn't have his hearing aid in. So the doctor didn't have his hearing aid? Routine procedure turned into a frightening ordeal for a patient.
The patient woke up screaming during a colonoscopy and the doctor didn't realize what was going on because

the reports say that he didn't have his

hearing aids.

The complaint goes on to say that the surgical team couldn't communicate

with Prasad either. And finally,

the doctor is accused of allowing an unlicensed

surgical tech to perform part of the

procedures, including inserting the colonoscopy's

scope.

There we go.

Dana, this is the news. This is the only thing that happened this week this is what's going on um i i you know i want to follow up i want to i want to know what happens to this gentleman i want to follow up on this in the ensuing so you're getting your colonoscopy i guess so now you're in pain they can't watch scream.
Like you don't really even need to hear it. You're going, ah, and he's so involved and no one in the room.
It must've been a real ragtag operation because no one else is there to tap him on the shoulder and say, this guy's screaming. I can hear.
And he screamed, but then the other guy was unlicensed. So he doesn't give a shit.
So it all sounds a bit sketch. What did he go to? A community hospital inside Disneyland? I mean, what's the thing? I mean, you know, they have anesthesia.
They go count backwards. And then you wake up in the bed all cozy.
No, no. You're in a real place.
That's what a real place is. I was at a Laker game once, we're going back to that, and one of the guys fell on us and the guy next to me took the worst of it and they took him to the Laker game hospital underneath.
There's like a medical center. So maybe it was done there.
And you could shoot hoops while you're in the bed. Yeah, you just go in there and then just sneak by the weight room and grab some bike in and out of a bowl okay next one anything other than a colonoscopy we will take anything anything without related to literally okay okay this girl i saw this happen the other day and i couldn't film it this is not me filming it but i had this exact same thing happen this is someone getting on the freeway and And there's a woman on a bird scooter in heels.
This is Heather on the way to work. Yeah, that look.
So she is riding, if you can't see it, no helmet. Regular woman just on her way to work heels dressed up carrying a purse i think and going to work hanging taking the freeway the uh yeah oh she had her phone dangling on her arm another distraction and i saw a guy on the freeway doing this and i thought what are you doing like you can't even just in a car you're unsafe and then all it takes is just brushing against this poor woman no i don't in new york they have these lanes now you so you cross the street you have people coming like 40 miles an hour they're basically motorcycles they don't have helmets they're like electric bicycles oh yeah yeah yeah city bank and other other vehicles are just wishing by and then in la they have they don't have a helmet they're in traffic so i don't understand how this became a thing but i think you have to really tell you what i want here's what i want from a motorcycle type thing i don't want much noise, like in Malibu where they're so loud, they scare the shit out of me and I almost crash.
Right. But I also don't want dead silence like electric because I need to know what's going on.
You need to hear someone because when motorcycles come up between traffic, it scares the driver. And also you're kind of drifting around or you might change lanes.
It's all scary it's scary out there go ahead next they're called organ donors uh people that's a good ending that's true okay this is heather pay attention this is for tattoo a few tattoos right okay this is what some people are doing if they're more extreme in that world. Okay.
I haven't heard of this. Hole is then made in the skin using a dermal punch.
Dermal punch. I have one of those.
This creates space for the anchor to be inserted under the skin. Anchor.
This base has small holes that allow tissue to grow fluid to keep the implant stable. Once set and stabilized, the stud is attached on top.
It's like my act with all these noises. And over the end game? That's it.
Okay. Yeah, you can put anything.
That guy put a D. Was that what it was? A D? Put a letter that is raised like braille in your hand go ahead it was my hand and i it was you and i reveal it no what if it was it was a d for dana or davy your partner i don't know it could it should have been dnd we should promote that but um yeah so it's all that tissue growing and stuff.

And then you have a tattoo or you have a little Egyptian sphinx on the top of your hand. Yeah.
I don't love it, but that's not my thing. Heather, have you heard of this before? Oh, it's been around.
What? Look at how out of it I am. Do you have a tattoo? Well, I just saw that video and I'm like, I have two tattoos, but I'm not, I'm not into, uh, that, you know, like people that do their eyes black.
That's really might be the worst one that I've seen. Oh, piercing.
Yeah. Okay.
You're right. You're right.
You see people who go up and up and up and then they kind of have a neck, just neck tattoo all around looks like they have a permit a neck brace to me it looks uncomfortable even though it's yeah and then they start to creep up on the face and under the eye and around the hairline i'm like okay either you're gonna be in the show business or you're gonna be on the unemployment line with yeah the only job you can have is working at arby's or something yeah there's it's really limiting because i saw on even you know sometimes you have a job where they say you have to cover your tattoos you have to wear long sleeves at work i saw just even a sports show i was shocked that the guy had the neck tattoos with a suit on because it made me realize, oh, I guess they're not hiring those guys or they're covering it because a lot of people have some stuff. But I rarely see those tattoos on those shows.
There's still some sort of corporate edict where they don't really want tattoos. They don't really want them.
When I was a kid, you'd see a World War II guy, probably in his 60s by that point, and he would just have an anchor on his shoulder. Oh, yeah, the old anchor.
And that was it. And it was like he was in the Navy and he had an anchor.
So I think I would just have a microphone tattoo or something or a stand-up stage, kind of like the improv or improv standup stage. I'm obsessed with show business or the name of all your specials down your own.
Even the new one, Heather said your new name. I told him already.
Yeah. Come and get some.
Yeah. That's a good name for a special.
Now that was that expression around before I started doing it? Come and get some? As a figure of speech? I mean, maybe it's like a fight. Come and get some.
Or it's like the mom-pa kettle ringing the bell at five o'clock. Come and get some.
That's more come and get it. But also Rackham has been around, but I like Rackham.
Okay. And then what's the next one? Let's see.
Hang on. Let me see what this is.
Oh, I thought this was interesting. This is a 3d printed neighborhood.
This would affect construction. Let's play it.
This is a 3d printed neighborhood outside Austin, Texas, where 100 homes were built using AI and robotics. It's crazy.
They're made by a company called Icon, who's developing sleek, energy-efficient homes that come decked out with solar panels, thick concrete walls, and a pretty gorgeous living space. But the craziest part? They're actually affordable.
By using 3D automation, Icon can make these houses faster and cheaper than anyone else. They can print the core structure of a home in 24 hours and although 3d printing tech has 24 hours than we thought it's finally starting to happen because icon also made the first 3d printed hotel and another suburban community in texas is on the way there's so much more here but by 3d printing homes they could actually solve the housing crisis think about it prices have skyrocketed because of the supply shortage so by rapidly increasing home production for a fraction of the cost, young people may actually be able to afford a home.
And these houses are beautiful. It's a no brainer.
So fire up the 3D printers. And you know, if they can, listen, all I got from that, if they can make it fast, make it cheaper and people can buy houses, that would be great.
That's, that's the positive. I mean, the negative is it takes away from someone who does those jobs.
You know what I mean? Well, you kind of want a house in a Redwood Grove that has some history to it. That was the baby boomers.
And now you're just, uh, give me a square cubicle. It's like a doll house.
That's a little larger basically. Yeah.
You used to go, I like this because it's Spanish. I like this because it has history.
Or in New York, it's built in 1912. Now it's like, give me a shelter.
Literally, just a square. But maybe they look cool.
I don't know. And maybe they could be like- They looked good.
They look like real houses. I probably wouldn't know that.
30 grand or something. I don't really, wherever you go, there you are.
And I've always said to people people you don't you you live here in your brain and your body you know you occupy a house it's not where you live good night little wisdom no it's true sometimes when i used to get mad or sad and then i go i'm gonna go to hawaii and i'm like wait i'm still gonna be there so you're trying to you're like getting away your problems. But the truth is you're just thinking all the same stuff in a new location.
Right. And everything you own owns you back in some way.
You have to maintain it, insure it, use it. Yeah.
Yeah, that's true. I got a lot more wisdom.
I'll do it on this episode. Maybe just scribble it down and email it to me.
I got a 10. Okay.
a funny one because this is late, but at Halloween people do different Wayne's World costumes or bench warmers. This one's a pretty good one for a scene in Grown Ups.
Not only did they dress up like us, but they did a scene. They put work into it.
That's interesting. This is a scene from the movie you've never seen, I'm sure, Dana.
Shot by Spade when I had read short that's me running away yeah that's Buscemi with the the cast cast on yeah Kevin James pulls a hamstring they don't have a lot to work with there's a small backyard but it's working Spade face down in poop.

Chris Rock runs like that in the movie.

It's pretty accurate so far, Sandler.

Oh, Sandler picks up the dog.

Yeah.

That's heavy.

That's a heavy dog.

It's a big dog.

Frame by frame.

Oh, still going.

Oh yeah, the arrow's in the air and there's schneider he's excited because he's gonna win that's pretty good arrow landing his foot wow geez isn't that good let's get him and let's get him a deal with happy madison to do a movie we've already done no do another movie but that was good for using a

small backyard a lot of cuts pretty accurate low budge but uh you know plus the half of the scene

that was an acdc song in the real movie but grown-ups has pina colada in that in in the

movie which is also could be the hookiest greatest song i love I love the song because it's got a great story that no one even listens to. Yeah.
I've told you this. I know.
I totally understand. Oh, we're going to have to cut the music.
Oh. We just got word because it's the Pina Colada song, but we can't afford jack shit on this show.
Damn. We'd have to it's good they did a good job so just picture if you like coladas you know what kind i'm not gonna say it don't want to get in trouble don't pull us down can we just hum that song because it's a guy lives with a girl and he sees a personal ad about someone that likes all these things.
They used to have personal ads instead of Tinder. And then he reads it next to his girlfriend.
He goes, it sounds mean, but I was sort of bored in this situation. And I said, oh, you like all these things.
So do I. Let's go meet.
So he sneaks out the next day to meet her and he walks in and it's his girlfriend. Two things I love about it.
One is that it's just so silly and so ridiculous. And two is it's just all these friends are doing it with you.
That Chris Rock comes in, you know, it's just funny. Nick Schwartz, whoever was in it.
I don't, yeah. It's very charming.
It's a charming, funny movie. Movies, charming, Pina Colada's song is charming.
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Kim Kardashian visits Fashion Archive. Oh, this is where they're keeping, not her closet, but where she keeps more of her stuff.
I just want to see kind of where I've been and where i want to go this is everybody in their closet 30 000 pieces of clothes i think i have like 30 000 pieces god dang i've never seen photos organized so fun to see your style evolution fun i would throw up it's terrifying sort of style wise go back to the stuff that you used to wear well i don't know oh that's like my biggest insecurity is i like that she's shopping at her own store of her own closet it's gonna be like it's so easy that i have my closet yeah it's just i have my balenciaga room and i'm like oh right and you don't have to think about it yeah but i also feel like for a long time i'm tired of thinking about it and so dependent on kanye and the team when it comes to my style i mean i've always had kanye there as like this crutch to teach me so much about fashion and having that not be there as my crutch to like guide me has really forced me to figure it out on my own do you remember when kan Kanye cleaned out your closet? I love how they're unabashed. Did you keep those? Unabashed.
Unabashed. They own it.
Okay. That's enough.
I mean, I'd say, well, do you need advice from Kanye? If you say to some kind of designer clothes, can I have 000 clothes pieces of clothing here you're gonna have a few and something's gonna work something's gonna work and then once again weight management you don't want to go too thin or too heavy and then you have 30 000 things that you can't fit into so she has to be very careful that's or she probably fits in all of them it just where do you start i'd be so overwhelmed i couldn't even see straight because i have a storage unit literally use nothing from it cannot get rid of it warren grant talks about this all the time everyone does this and then one month they lapse and they sell everything which happened to to Kanye. They happen to Paris Hilton.

So you have to, it's more stress because you have to pay every month or they just pull it and then they can sell it.

And I don't know what's in there, but I don't want to throw it away, but nobody wants it

and I don't want it, but I'm scared of it.

It's all sentimental.

Yeah.

I mean, I just can't stand buying clothes in a clothing store.

I just, I, so I'm terrible. I just have black t-shirts.
And then, you know, I just can't stand buying clothes in a clothing store.

I just, so I'm terrible.

I just have black t-shirts.

And then, you know where I got this?

You zhuzhed up this fucking photo shoot, don't you say it?

Photo shoot.

Shut up. And you walked with it?

Well, a guy said, I'll see if you can take it.

And I kept walking.

And then he, it was $98.

And you go, let's get out of here.

Let's get out of here.

And then walking, waited for me near his car.

We were all leaving.

He goes,

Let's go. and then it was 98 let's get out of here let's get out of here and then walk and waited for me near his car we were all leaving he goes you're taking the jacket without permission badass shoplifter but i don't know i went into the gap and i walked around and i don't know and then you go in the dressing room i just just couldn't find anything.
Also, they tell you, hey, you need anything? What about now? You're in a different aisle. Now? Yeah, they knock.
They knock. How's that? How's that pant? How's that pant going? How's your pant feeling? How's your wiener in there? Are you okay? How do you answer to that? How's that pant? It's always singular.
It's a horror show, man. I don't know if I'm supposed to put my leg in the hole or where.
I need help. I don't like an overzealous salesperson.
Yeah. How about when you're eating and they go, how are those first couple bites going? Yeah.
How's that taste? How does it taste? Yeah. Did you chew it? And then how was the chewing? You like our forks? Forks good so far? Forks holding all the food on the fork? Well, wait a minute.
Now let me get this straight. You're opening your mouth and using a metal device to shove it into your orifice.
Yes. Guilty as charged.
so you like the restaurant that's what you're saying uh-huh and then sometimes you get that that sort of almost sexual aggression you liking it huh how you like that calamari huh want to have more of it want some more looks i'll get you some more with it i'll get you some more calamari that's your that's your thing get you. You like jamming it in there? I don't.
Can I have your leftovers? What does that mean? Taking it with you? By the way, I like when you act rich because you feel like an asshole. I don't eat everything.
You want me to put that in a box, right? I go, I want to forget I was here. They're like, where are you, by the way, in your fantasy story? What restaurant? I had a restaurant with a bunch of food around me like this.
The Beverly Hills Hotel. And then I had scallop potatoes and everything.
And I eat three bites. And I go, that's good.
And they go, you want to take this to go? And then I feel guilty. And I go, yes.
And then I leave it on the hostess stand. And when I walk out.
Well, when I go on one of those asian fusion restaurants with you i know i don't really have to order i don't have to order because you're going to order like nine things and i do order a little bit but that's great because i don't have to order because it's just like yeah and then i go you're saying everything but the word coy i know what you're doing because i hate ordering and so it's just so cool. I just don't order.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. So, um, we'll do one more.
We got time for one more. Pick a really good one.
Yeah. I don't know if this is good.
What is this? Whatever the best one is. Okay.
Here it is. I don't know.
I don't know what this is at all. Let me see.
Turn cussing out bosses into a viral business. And honestly, it's genius.
If you've ever wanted to tell your boss or coworker how you really feel, but you don't know what this is at all let me turn cussing out bosses into a viral business and honestly it's genius if you've ever wanted to tell your boss or co-worker how you feel but you don't really want to lose your job this guy does it for you you submit an anonymous complaint and he will show up to your work he yells at someone rip them a new one while also saying your complaints verbatim he comes into work every day with the same gray plaid button up with gray undershirts.

Heather's scribbling out what she's going to have this guy right now. He has some help, but if they're not in your area, they can also make phone calls to your boss and do the same thing.
He has turned cussing out bosses. Okay, stop.
Interesting. So you hire him.
You hire someone as a surrogate for you to go in and cuss out your boss. but first of all this is so asinine because i could see obviously you'll probably get fired so i could see this service for breaking up with someone you hire someone to go tell them hey it's not working out in a nice middleman way maybe is that possible that's possible right heather what do you think um you'd be hiring this guy oh yeah oh the guy oh it'd be horrible no i could say only women can hire him to break up with guys that's better now of course it's horrible i'm saying people do it? It's the only thing worse than a text breakup.
I would hire someone to go to the IRS and break the news that it's just not happening this year with Dana Garner. Look, I can't make, I'll get you in a couple of years.
I would hire a guy to do that. That's just not working with you paying? Yeah.
It's just not, it's not happening this not happening this year whatever you think you're getting from me think again this is my surrogate and the guy i'm thinking of is right there on the screen i will say david spade uh i work with david spade he's saying he's seen what you're doing with the money that he's putting in he doesn't like it and now he's cutting you guys off he's tapping out i'm here representing him he's yeah he's tapped out he doesn't like what's going on no hard feelings he's just not paying anymore yeah i had a an accountant once that he had a little room in his office with uh no windows and they would put the heat up to like 100 degrees and then when the irs guys go in there they'd be like okay sure that's a deduction what the fuck oh just to get rid of them oh that's great drench and sweat they're cramping up it's okay man you know cramping up write it all off just send us five percent not a bad idea make it uncomfortable i heard when you go to burger king there's those little plastic seats and all these fast food restaurants because they don't want you to stay. It's uncomfortable.
You just get through your lunch and you're like, I'm not real, let's get out of here. Okay, let's do some comedy writing.
I'll do some comedy writing with you. There's Burger King.
There's Dairy Queen. What's next? Jack in the Box? Jack, I guess that's kind of, could be.
King, queen, and jack. All right.
We wrote something. Yeah, okay.
Jesus can't figure out who to go to. You know, either the Dairy Queen, the Burger King, or the jack off in the box.
That was the joke I did in high school for my friends. And that's a good one.
Killed them when they were stoned. Killed.
Trying to meet girls. I saw, and I didn't want to tell Heather this.
It looks like they're closing my favorite Wendy's on sunset. I don't know if they're closing it, but they put the green fence.
And you don't want a green fence around. That means reconstruction or tear down.
And when I'm on my street and there's a green fence i'm like well two years starting now of trucks beep beep bulldozers cement trucks blocking stop alto go around oh they're making a skims near me and uh which is kardashian's company used to be called spandex right now it's now she called it it used to be called uh granny panties and then they're like we have the sexiest highest wasted beige underpants i'm like obviously selling to women not men uh so it's not it is what it is but anyway they're building it ripping it down there's a crane that was 300 feet tall the other day i go everyone's stopping me go around you can't drive damn and you're saying they're they're throwing out your precious wenday wendays and putting in wendy's can i ask question? Cause I haven't been to Wendy's in a long, long time. 60s.
What do you buy at Wendy's? That's so good. I mean, what's their, why, why, why, why Wendy's? Dana speak to that.
You're like, you have the floor. You know, it's's tough i love the problem is there's a burger king across from it which is really you know you're in a fatso area because like on the freeway they have wendy's mcdonald's burger king like all in a row dairy queen so obviously people are like picking choose your poison so i think if i had to put them in them in order, I go to McDonald's the most.
But at Wendy's, I would get a single cheese, mustard only. And the fries are not bad.
They're not my favorite, but they're good. Diet Coke, that's it.
Well, if Bobby Kennedy has his way, I mean, there's going to, there's going to be a lot of stuff about fast food.

He's going to.

What if he's the guy there with a hard hat going, we're starting right here.

Oh yeah.

I'll have a double, I'll have a double Wendy's with cheese and a milkshake.

No, no, it's me now.

You're not getting shit.

What is robot Bobby Kennedy Jr. I like a single cheese and a, and a booster shot.
You're not getting any of that. But how big would his program be if he's individually in one Wendy's just trying to stop a few people? So it's probably not going to be that bad, you know, unless he creates robots with AI, you know.
I don't think you should be having this food.

I think, quite frankly, it's poison and you shouldn't be eating it.

So I'm here by shutting down Wendy's and get the fuck out of here, David Spade.

On Sunset and La Brea.

I loved you and Joe Dirt, but the podcast just isn't working.

It's not working.

We should have him come on and teach us about nutrition because you need some nutritioning up, Dana. We all do.
Absolutely. I think it's probably, he'll do good, I assume.
I'm always in awe. I'm like, is it bad that I'm eating Captain Crunch still every morning? Oh my God, that's the worst shit available.
Here is the Faustian deal because there are no solutions, only trade-offs in policy.

Yeah. So,

what's worse? People going

to fast food places and

dying of diseases and being obese

or you go to a McDonald's and

there's a government guy there with a hat on.

I'd like you to step on this scale,

sir, first. Okay.

Alright, and here's what you can order.

A lettuce burger.

Yeah. You should be able to pick.
I don know shitty stuff yeah but but i i would think people it should be a treat not like your

staple ideally because it's expensive you can get a this is educational alert a sweet potato

and some spinach and maybe a little can of albacore tuna for like a buck 50 at a you know

Thank you. This is educational alert.
A sweet potato and some spinach and maybe a little can of albacore tuna for like a buck 50 at a, you know, at a kind of a route. 7-Eleven.
Yeah. Yeah.
So you can eat. Eat well is cheap.
Eating fast food like you do. You go out every day and you drop like 20 bucks on a burger.
Get in that car and you go. I love everything like you do.
Like, you know how you you you do and your people you know you are yeah all right i think that's a good bang ending i think that's good also i wanted to say sweet potatoes okay sweet car face i i know what are you gonna do man you like it you like you like to live in cuba man they tell you what to do they tell you what to think, man? You like it? You like it? You like to live in Cuba, man? They tell you what to do. They tell you what to think, man.
They treat you like an animal. I'm here.
I want my fucking human rights. Okay.
For the fans, anyone who's listening to this late at night, there was when Scarface is getting interrogated, the chief interrogator, I could tell his voice is being overdubbed because I got an ear, you know? And I believe the voice that was used was Mr. Charles Durning, which was an actor from that era.
Oh, I love it. Charles Durning? I was thinking of Bruce Durning, but Charles Durning? I believe that was his name, and he overdubbed that man's whatever he was in the interrogation scene

the beginning of Scarface when he first

lands in America

trivia for the people in the comments

okay

and I will have an announcement on the show next week

that's a cliffhanger

Tyson and five

okay I say

decision

Tyson

Thank you. Okay, Tyson and five.
Okay, I say decision, Tyson. I can't bet against Tyson.
I just can't. I can't do it.
So, Tyson, decision. Because they're going to make him go all the way, I think, for more money.
I think, according to my fake calculations. Yeah.
All right, we'll see. See you next week.
See you next week, everybody. This has been a presentation of Odyssey.

Super fly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade.

Jenna Weiss Berman of Odyssey,

Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman.

Hope you liked it.