SUPERFLY #60 - TIGER KING calls from Prison

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Speaker 2 it's it's unique it's a unique super volume i'm just going to say that up front it's not a tease we're going to do something a little different david yes oh david um well we uh you know back during the pandemic we were all glued to the tiger king uh i was also and um

Speaker 2 joe exotic who

Speaker 2 had a lot of funny uh uh catchphrases and funny things going on a very interesting situation down there and the uh

Speaker 2 zoo is a loose word uh i guess it was a zoo yeah i don't know i don't know if it was a zoo yeah and uh and all his cast of characters it was like a movie and it was they were always saying you should do a movie about that and it's it's almost so uh exaggerated it's hard to make a movie right but who was floated who was floated that we know oh yeah play joe exotic in the tiger king movie oh that's right spadely yeah and

Speaker 2 that's not a, I mean, I don't know what it was.

Speaker 1 Well, maybe it's because of Joe Dirt.

Speaker 2 He's maybe because of Joe Dirt. I kind of look like this guy.
And, but he was very funny, very careful. So I go by the funny part.

Speaker 2 And it never, we never talked about it, but I never really pursued it because it was one of those lightning in a bottle shows. And then,

Speaker 2 and then, you know, time goes on, and by the time something would come out, it probably wouldn't have been as exciting. But now he's in prison.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 for, go ahead dana

Speaker 1 for apparently hiring someone to murder his nemesis carol baskin who was sort of an animal rights activist in the area and wanted to shut down joe's zoo because she thought he was cruel to the tigers and he thought she was cruel also and also killed her husband, he says, allegedly, right?

Speaker 1 Right. It was redneck heaven.
It was in Oklahoma, and everyone's got a body buried. Everyone's got a bottle of booze in their back pocket, and there's wild tigers running around.
It was a mesmerizing.

Speaker 2 You don't want to look too closely at anything. Like you go in anyone's yard and you start dating, you're going to find something.

Speaker 2 So, yeah, on the surface, it seemed like a fun, goofy show to talk about. And then when you dig a little deeper, it gets a little

Speaker 1 twisted.

Speaker 1 I read that he shot,

Speaker 1 he shot five tigers and uh

Speaker 1 i i don't like shooting tigers sure

Speaker 1 i think we i think we can all say we're safely against that yeah um and so we basically we've got him he's in jail and he's gonna call in it's like a radio show he's gonna we got a caller we got a call and uh we will not be able to see uh joe but uh we're gonna hear his voice I bet we put up a picture of him.

Speaker 1 That's a menu, right? Imagine him talking.

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Speaker 1 You're on with Dave and Dana. Joe, Joe, come in.

Speaker 1 Joe, are you on the space station? Are you on the space? I know.

Speaker 2 It sounds like he's on SpaceX.

Speaker 1 Joe, what's today like? What did you have for breakfast? Let's just start. How are you feeling? I've never been in prison, and I've never been in prison for, I guess, seven years.

Speaker 1 And I know you want to get out, but

Speaker 1 how have you changed just being in prison all these years?

Speaker 1 What's it like?

Speaker 1 You know what? I wouldn't believe it if I wouldn't have had them come live this.

Speaker 1 I really wouldn't.

Speaker 1 It's crazy.

Speaker 1 If the general taxpayer knew what was going on in here,

Speaker 1 they would either close it all down or cut

Speaker 1 something.

Speaker 1 They'd have to cut something.

Speaker 1 This is really,

Speaker 1 there's no fiction.

Speaker 1 I mean, if I'd have done something wrong, there's no fiction what I'd done wrong because this is all about drugs and alcohol and bullshit in here.

Speaker 2 Oh, in prison it is. Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 2 Pardon?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's crazy.

Speaker 1 If they think they're going to win the war on drugs out there, they need to start by trying to win the war on drugs in here.

Speaker 2 Are drugs run on the outside from the inside? Yes.

Speaker 1 Okay, and what are the names and addresses of the guards who let the drugs come in?

Speaker 2 No, the names of just the bad guys, too.

Speaker 1 There are people who just want to stay in prison, right? Because they get drugs, three meals, and then they get to go run around and lift weights.

Speaker 1 Is that some people kind of like prison because of this?

Speaker 1 A lot of them are,

Speaker 1 what do you call it?

Speaker 1 Lifers.

Speaker 1 Conform to be, to this lifestyle? Yeah. Sure.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because

Speaker 2 it's sort of a structured life that is, you know, when you get on the outside, that's why there's a lot of mental instability instability out in the real world more and more every day because it's just so hard to function in a regular society.

Speaker 2 But there, you got walls, you got meals, you got rules, and uh, I guess you got drugs.

Speaker 1 And and Mike Tyson said he had a blast in prison, so

Speaker 1 it's it's a little different than than

Speaker 1 what you would picture at least the prison that I'm in, because the prison that I'm in, there's there's no doors, there's no bars, it's it's open dorm

Speaker 1 uh like a a college you know

Speaker 2 you know I like that floor plan

Speaker 1 you have movement every every hour you know for ten minutes you can go from from place to place you know whether it's library or rec or chow

Speaker 1 or whatever

Speaker 1 but it's it's pretty it's pretty insane

Speaker 1 the amount of drugs you know I've I made it 55 years

Speaker 1 without seeing heroin

Speaker 1 K2 fentanyl or Saboskin, until I came in the federal prison.

Speaker 2 Were you tempted to get back on or were you ever on drugs and got off? I don't remember.

Speaker 1 You know, that's the thing that

Speaker 1 I saw, finally saw Tiger King for the first time about four months ago. Oh, really? Oh, it was a great show.
I mean, it was riveting, right?

Speaker 1 I was pretty disgusted with it to start with because I was like, they made me out to be this big meth head, and I'm the only one on the show with teeth teeth wearing clothes. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 That's a good point.

Speaker 1 That's kind of like that's kind of like the show that Kate McKinnon made that was Joe versus Carol. Did you watch that?

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 I was aware of it. I didn't watch it.
Was it more accurate or what? From your point of view?

Speaker 1 I mean, they made me out to be a whole lot more gayer than I am, you know?

Speaker 1 So you were a whole lot more gayer, but they made you super gay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 If they wanted to make money, they would have casted David to play me because that guy that played me went way over the top, man.

Speaker 2 Listen, I can do super gay. Just give me some notes.

Speaker 1 It was, you know,

Speaker 1 before they actually came out with that, they were going to cast Nicholas Cage. And I was like, no, no, Nicholas Cage is too dry.
I said, come on. I said,

Speaker 1 you want to have a real show? You got to cast David Spade to play Joe Turkish.

Speaker 1 Yeah. How about this?

Speaker 2 Here's my audition. Fuck you, Carol Baskin, you bitch.

Speaker 1 I say you got it. I say we got it.
We got Jimmy.

Speaker 1 We have to make a third movie.

Speaker 2 Well, at least a callback.

Speaker 1 I literally have that down. So, you know, I have three movie offers right now.
And,

Speaker 1 you know, I'm pretty sure that I'm going to make it out of here either with a pardon or on appeal this year, one or the other.

Speaker 1 so yeah when when we do this new show we have got to team up

Speaker 2 ah shit yeah I like you have more movies than me and Dana do and you're in jail you've got three going

Speaker 1 yeah what an agent agent

Speaker 1 who's your agent

Speaker 2 what about uh you didn't you did your you can't ask Trump but did your some of your team or was that someone else not involved with you asking for a part of the federal prison

Speaker 2 I I can't ask Trump what? Oh, for a pardon or did some other people try to sort of help with that? Well, you know,

Speaker 2 my people are

Speaker 2 allowed to record phone calls.

Speaker 1 So I've made some pleas myself, you know, and then Jerry Jones' lawyer,

Speaker 2 the owner of the Cowboys,

Speaker 1 has done a press conference and made a plea to him.

Speaker 1 I've got an active plemse application, you know, in the White House now.

Speaker 1 uh and then and then the good thing is uh

Speaker 1 Enrique I I'm not sure if I'm saying his name right but he's he's pretty cool he's the leader of the Proud Boys he's gonna be he's gonna be in Mar-Largo at Mar-Largo Saturday and he's going to talk to him about pardon

Speaker 1 okay that's uh

Speaker 1 that sounds like a Saturday night live sketch about

Speaker 2 Trump what did you uh

Speaker 2 um

Speaker 2 by the way who was the last person? We talked to some people from Tiger King. I did before I couldn't get to you, but when I was on my old show, Lights Out.
And

Speaker 2 when was the last person to see you? Did anyone come in to visit you, or is it or do you still stay in touch?

Speaker 2 You know what's crazy is

Speaker 2 the only person that has even checked on me was John Rainkey, the guy with no legs,

Speaker 1 the old manager.

Speaker 1 He checks on me pretty regularly, but other than that, nobody has even concerned themselves whether I'm dead or alive.

Speaker 1 Kanaskin came to visit you and you were across the glass, what do you think that conversation would go like?

Speaker 1 If me and Carol had a conversation? Yeah, she came to visit you in prison and you two were talking. What would it be like? Weird or you know the crazy you know the crazy part is me and Carol

Speaker 1 really didn't have that bad of a war going on. It was just she made money convincing people that I was an abuser because I abused baby tigers because I took them away from their mom.

Speaker 1 And I made money on my my podcast, I guess you'd call it. It was actually just an online television show back then

Speaker 1 on JoeyZonicTV.com. And I made people, I made money because it was easy to make fun of her because she was just batsh crazy.
And

Speaker 1 I know she killed her husband, you know, but

Speaker 1 that's where our war started was when I started investigating Don Lewis's disappearance and

Speaker 1 I kind of went to shit from there. But, you know,

Speaker 1 I could actually look Carol in in the face, you know, right to this day.

Speaker 1 And the conversation would have to be like, you know, you might have put me in prison, but you didn't put me in a cage because I've never been in an actual jail sale.

Speaker 1 But, you know,

Speaker 1 she threw me in prison. I was like, dude, there's $1,400 in there.
It's not that bad.

Speaker 1 Well, if I go to prison, I'm going to find out how to do that.

Speaker 1 If you could go back like seven or eight, nine years, what would you have done different? Do you have any regrets of thinking of how you would have handled the whole situation?

Speaker 1 I'd have never let Jeff Lowe in my life.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 He was toxic to you or what was the problem?

Speaker 1 Well, Jeff Lowe was the scammer. You know, he conned his way into my zoo, claiming that he was this millionaire, had all this money.

Speaker 1 Come to find out you know come to find out after after he got his name on half the property he was supposed to invest three hundred thousand dollars Kelly was behind on his car payments he he didn't have anywhere to live you know and then

Speaker 1 what has he got he's he's pretty much selling his wife on inst on only fans to make a living now

Speaker 2 it's like a bad episode of magnum pi

Speaker 1 yeah it's crazy

Speaker 2 so you and Carol were sort of more like wrestling at the beginning. Like, you know, it was sort of an exaggerated version, like enemies, but you're just hyping it up for the show.

Speaker 2 And then it took a turn when

Speaker 2 it always takes a turn for the worse if somebody gets killed. And then you mention that, and then it ups the stakes.
And now it's, now she's really out for revenge. That's kind of it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you know,

Speaker 1 since the show came out, since I've been arrested, you know, she's gotten on on

Speaker 1 TMZ.

Speaker 1 This call is from a federal prison.

Speaker 2 Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 I think I saw on Kelly Clarkson.

Speaker 2 Yeah, she gets out there. You're right.

Speaker 1 You know, she she got out there and she actually rooted for a pardon for me a couple of years ago. And then, you know, and then about five months ago, she put on her YouTube channel two videos

Speaker 1 of her right-hand girl and Alan Glover, the hitman, talking on a telephone and where Alan admitted that he lied about it all.

Speaker 1 So she's actually put evidence out there that's on my appeal right now that actually helps prove I'm innocent.

Speaker 1 Why did the hitman lie?

Speaker 1 Well, you know, he worked for Jeff for so many years, and I think Jeff has some pretty good dirt on him because he'd done all of Jeff's dirty work.

Speaker 1 And Jeff wanted my zoo so bad that I think he blackmailed Alan. You know, according to the affidavits and video deposition we have of Alan now.

Speaker 1 Uh, Jeff pretty much blackmailed him into doing this so Jeff could get the zoo.

Speaker 1 So, uh,

Speaker 1 what

Speaker 1 web now, it did it said that you did you euthanize, I guess it'd be a kinder word, five tigers, but it was considered made Carol really mad, or what was that situation?

Speaker 1 Okay, okay, I euthanized five tigers, okay, and

Speaker 1 where

Speaker 1 the jury didn't ever get to hear and explain anything was, okay, I was licensed by the United States Department of Agriculture, okay,

Speaker 1 and that's who allows you to have a zoo. And they're the ones who help you write your protocols, they're the ones who approve your protocols, they're the ones who approve everything you do.

Speaker 1 And my USDA inspector kept saying, Joe, you have 260 tigers. Why are you keeping these five alive? Because they're so old and they're crippled and they're they're in pain.

Speaker 1 So we came to the conclusion that we needed to go ahead and put them to sleep. Okay,

Speaker 1 there was two ways in the protocol to put them to sleep. By gunshot, or as long as it was done instantaneously,

Speaker 1 or by injection of a vet euthanized them by injection. Well, in order to have the vet euthanize them by injection, you have to tranquilize them first so she can walk in a cage without getting killed.

Speaker 1 All right, so that takes about about 45 minutes, and you have to keep tranquilizing them over and over and over. And they have seizures, and they have

Speaker 1 all kinds of throwing up and everything else. So the vet just figured out that, you know, what let's just put them down with the gunshot and have it done in a half a second.
So that's what we did.

Speaker 1 And we buried them. Okay.
Well, the inspector that told us to do that couldn't be found to subpoena her for my trial. So the jury never got to hear her.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Ah, I see.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So

Speaker 1 they didn't charge me with animal abuse or cruelty to animals or anything else. They charged me with taking five endangered species without a permit because it wasn't the USDA who prosecuted me.

Speaker 1 It was a federal game warden that was working for Carol that arrested me.

Speaker 2 So it was like

Speaker 1 They charged me with going hunting without a permit, basically.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 1 Was there a plea deal at any point for less time and so forth and so on?

Speaker 1 Never.

Speaker 1 Never a plea deal. So it was either straight guilt or innocence.
And then they sentenced you to 21 years. Oof.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now, with good, good behavior, I've already done seven. Would you reasonably be out anyway in a couple years?

Speaker 1 If I have to do all of this, I'll be out in September of 2030.

Speaker 1 I see.

Speaker 1 four four plus years or five years

Speaker 1 i see you'll be okay this phone this phone beeped and it's gonna hang up any second so okay okay

Speaker 1 i've wanted for years to be able to talk to you david it's just you're that big of an inspiration from your movie you made and this made my whole

Speaker 1 right in the middle of this oscar speech come damn it well it's it's it's obviously

Speaker 1 you sound just like him. So he was enamored with you to play him in the movie.
So it's very interesting. And he just really wanted to meet you.
I think you're his favorite comedian.

Speaker 2 Well, I heard a lot back then about him and, you know, when it was going on, but there was nothing anyone could do about it.

Speaker 2 But I do think his story is very interesting the more we hear about it because.

Speaker 2 It does sound like he was hyping it up a little bit before, and then it got very dark very fast. And

Speaker 2 I don't know what to make of it. He just seemed, you know, on the surface, he he seems like a cool dude.

Speaker 1 Well, it's supposed to be innocent until proven guilty. So the idea was they had to prove

Speaker 1 they had to prove

Speaker 1 that he hired the hitman. I'd have to really look at the

Speaker 1 proof of that because that was the lynchpin, I think, for that. The euthanizing the Tigers wouldn't have been seven years, but

Speaker 1 a hire for murder of Carol Baskin because he believes she murdered his husband, her husband. So he was a vigilante at that point, kind of, or, or was he doing it?

Speaker 1 I mean, so in other words, that's the lynchman of the case. I'd have to look into it.
I'm not an attorney, but.

Speaker 2 No, but can you rep him?

Speaker 1 Well, I wanted to announce it today that Joe Exotic has hired me to represent him in a court of law. And

Speaker 1 we'll be doing.

Speaker 2 I didn't get to ask him, did he gain weight? Did he lose weight?

Speaker 1 You know, some people go to prison.

Speaker 2 Most people get very skinny. He was very skinny anyway.
Some people shockingly gain weight. And then you think, well, that might make sense because the food's so horrible.

Speaker 1 It sounds like he says like a college dorm and you walk around a lot. They probably are fed well.
I think it's your own choice, but I have heard that, yeah, drugs are rampant in prison.

Speaker 1 And a lot of people want to stay in there. Anyway, I don't know enough about the case, but he got convicted in a court of law.
Now he's in prison.

Speaker 1 But we'll see.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's very interesting. We'll see in the YouTube comments.

Speaker 2 We'll talk more about it next week because we'll hear their questions and

Speaker 2 see we can make from it what you can make from it. We asked some good questions.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I talked about the killing of the tigers and,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 2 the Carol Baskin, I thought

Speaker 2 him and Carol would, it sounded like an awkward Tinder date at the beginning. You're like, what if you guys got to sit across from each other?

Speaker 1 What would you say?

Speaker 2 Well, that's a good one. And also, he actually was friendlier about her than

Speaker 2 I would think

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Speaker 2 If he comes out and does a dating show or he and Carol Baskin live together, like,

Speaker 1 you know. Well, I was going to pitch him Joe exotic, naked and afraid.
He's in this enclosure. It's like three miles across, like, you know,

Speaker 1 some kind of, there's tigers in there. And can he survive with no weapons or anything just with his intellect?

Speaker 1 Can he become the tiger king?

Speaker 2 And he he gets killed.

Speaker 1 It's just a, we could shoot a pilot in the prison.

Speaker 2 Okay, let's do a we'll do a sizzle.

Speaker 2 I do like all the pitches, though.

Speaker 1 I just want to talk like that.

Speaker 2 You a bitch, Cheryl Baskin. She came in here.
I can't remember the funniness of the show, but I remember everyone's into it. The whole goddamn country was into it.
Well, it was.

Speaker 2 It was just good for follow-up.

Speaker 1 Redneck Heaven. Yeah, we just wanted to follow it up.
We didn't want to, you know, take sides in any way. It was just curious, you know, so we let we let our viewers decide.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he didn't, we let YouTube comments decide. But he didn't really sound like it was the most horrible place in the world.
You know, I kind of he was had a good attitude about that.

Speaker 1 You can walk every hour. I guess there's, there's, you probably lift weights in the yard.

Speaker 1 I just know from the movies and stuff like that, but it sounds like a low security or a minimum security prison. It's not like Rikers Island.

Speaker 2 I wonder if there was any other famous people in there, you know, that do like these mid-level crimes where they don't really go to the hard prisons and they get sort of scammed around.

Speaker 1 P. Diddy and Harvey Weinstein and others are kind of together.
Rikers Island.

Speaker 2 Sam Bankman, that clown.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're all in Rikers Island having lunch together.

Speaker 1 Sam, what's up, P?

Speaker 2 It's always like, there's some pretty cool people in here. And then you're like, well, those guys aren't cool.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Oh, my God.
It's so early, Dana.

Speaker 1 I know. You saw our producer's question.

Speaker 2 Pound puppy. All right.
What else can we talk about, Dana? We got a lot, a lot to cover. We could talk, we're going to switch gears here.

Speaker 1 We were, I was just about to say, going to say something about the astronauts until we are interrupted by.

Speaker 2 I was saying they get, they don't make that much up there, but we're going to find out about that.

Speaker 1 Well, I say they should have a stranded addendum to their contract. Stranded.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 They will get it now.

Speaker 1 They'll get a quarter million a month each for every month because what happens is

Speaker 1 without zero gravity, that long, I'm not saying specifically their case, and I hope they end up fantastic. You get baby feet because there's no push-off with gravity.

Speaker 1 So your feet turn into little rolled-up, soft baby feet. Your heart gets smaller, and I'm hoping that they can build that back up.
You

Speaker 1 grow two to three inches taller, show that much? Yeah, that long in space because your spine is never

Speaker 1 compressed. You'd come out six inches.
Let's go. Six, two smiles.

Speaker 2 I'll cancel my trip to Turkey where I saw my legs off and I had four.

Speaker 1 I'll do that whole thing. You know what? I say a good pair of boots and confidence is all anybody needs.
No way.

Speaker 2 Good pair of boots. It's not doing enough.

Speaker 1 Good pair of boots. I don't even wear boots.

Speaker 2 That's what I should do.

Speaker 1 We'll talk later. Sitting like this.
We'll talk later.

Speaker 2 But those astronauts, yeah, I heard you get taller, but these are other things I didn't know. I didn't know about the baby feet.

Speaker 1 Baby feet, heart gets a little smaller, but

Speaker 1 they, you know, know, another six months. I mean, it is good that Elon got up there.
Now, here's, again,

Speaker 1 you guys can put your comments in. So Elon Musk says that he was ready to rescue them earlier, but it was completely the Biden administration that sort of stopped that from happening.

Speaker 1 I don't know if that's true. That's what I heard.
So that's kind of interesting. Oh, really? Let's

Speaker 2 cut to the comments. Give us comments.
We'll read some next week. We don't read enough on the air.
We'll read some. I read them.

Speaker 2 And they're usually pretty nice. I said, they're usually pretty good.
And then there's a couple that

Speaker 2 a couple get in there to sometimes they're just attention seekers.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 you're going to get, I don't think anyone has ever gotten a five-star consistently

Speaker 1 on a podcast because there's going to be some zeros in there. You know what? Fuck these guys, man.

Speaker 1 It's just human nature. If it's 5.0, it's fake.

Speaker 2 Just go against the grain. But I have a question about podcasts that before we start into other stuff.
And I also bought a truck over the break.

Speaker 1 God, you can't. Was there a break?

Speaker 2 I cannot stop. Can't.

Speaker 1 I actually kind of want to buy a truck because I sort of live on a farm, but we'll get to that in a sec.

Speaker 2 I know. My buddy goes, what are you hauling?

Speaker 2 Like, mostly hats and coats.

Speaker 1 Well, it's just, look, they did a thing, and this is not a thing I'm making up. They put a man standing next to just a regular sedan.
They put the same man standing next to a pickup truck.

Speaker 1 And then they did a poll with women. And they're like 87% more attracted to the guy standing next to the pickup truck.
Do the math. Yeah, that's what I'm going for.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 But I go bring a trailer sometimes to get trucks. I go all over.
I go on Instagram. I DM these people, these sites.
Once you get on, I'm into cars, so I get it.

Speaker 1 It's always old. Well, what was it?

Speaker 2 It was trucks from the 70s, these old F250s.

Speaker 1 I had dinner with a guy last night whose favorite car is the Camino, or is it called the El Camino from the 60s?

Speaker 1 That's sort of like the first kind of a flatbed truck, but also kind of so those are sedans.

Speaker 1 And he collects them. It was like has one 1965.
Loves it.

Speaker 2 You know who drives an El Camino?

Speaker 2 You'll never guess.

Speaker 1 Juan Corona.

Speaker 2 Marky in Busboys, my character.

Speaker 1 Oh, see, you knew. And I knew.
And I didn't know that ahead of time, folks this is not rehearsed

Speaker 1 i did not know that but i kind of figured that you would be a comino guy

Speaker 2 el camino i think john stainless used to have an el camino you should have are your is your character called joe dirt but you never refer to it that would have been funny it's funny that that joe exotic brought it brought up joe dirt so i can see that busboys has some similarities that i am ready for already it's really underdog stuff you know what i mean so there's there's themes in movies the greatest

Speaker 2 does a lot of that.

Speaker 1 It was back in the Caddyshack days and stuff. It was called Snobs versus Slobs, and it's the blue-collar people versus the elite.
And yeah, Adam does that.

Speaker 1 And Happy Gilmore, he's got the nemesis, is all Ivy League. And Sandler's like, I don't lose in a garbage can.
It just hits the shit. It's in a garbage.

Speaker 1 You know, it's just the crazy clothes, and he steps up to it like he's a baseball player. I mean, it's incredibly charming.
And Waterboy was another brilliant example of the,

Speaker 1 you know, the guy who has nothing going on, but he can tackle harder than any other.

Speaker 2 It's good if you're extra tough, too.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I don't know how tough I am in bus boys.

Speaker 2 But I will say, okay, so I was telling you about a truck. Bring a trailer.

Speaker 2 I will say it's, it's very, it's getting more complicated to buy on. It used to be.
click, click, buy, buy, bing, bing. They should make it a lot easier, honestly, because

Speaker 2 people would buy more quicker.

Speaker 1 Well, who vets? It's still good. Are they vetted? I I mean, do you go look at them and kick the tires, so to speak?

Speaker 2 The problem with the new world of buying stuff is it moves quickly. Started Barrett Jackson.
I used to go to that in Arizona. And then it's once a year, and you walk around, you look at them.

Speaker 2 The days of actually driving to meet someone in the Safeway parking lot, and then you sit in the car and you drive it around.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 They're not over, but it's also a little more dangerous. But you really have to know what you're doing because

Speaker 2 most of the cars bought now are,

Speaker 2 for me are online auction or bring a trailer or bear it and uh

Speaker 2 you don't sit in them and you don't drive them and that's the two things you really need to do yeah i think that's

Speaker 2 a bad fucking neck and you sit like this

Speaker 2 so if you do that

Speaker 2 you need to do it so sometimes i go sit in one of that type so i kind of know what i'm getting and drive it and then if i get a really good version of that kind of car then i'll have the right kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 And are the sellers rated like a

Speaker 1 Uber driver, like trustworthy? You can look online to get that.

Speaker 2 Sometimes on Bring a Trailer, they have a comment section during the seven-day auction and it's 90% like mechanics and car people.

Speaker 2 So they're just like, can you check the phalange on that and show me a close-up? I think there might be something a little itchy about it. And then they really like troubleshoot it almost for you.

Speaker 2 But this is getting too boring. Other than that, I will say, well,

Speaker 2 I saw. Go ahead, you have a follow-up.

Speaker 1 Oh, I just wanted to say that,

Speaker 1 you know, trucks and this and that and motorcycles, but you see a guy with a truck. It's like, okay, cool.

Speaker 1 And then it don't got no muffler. And so it just starts it up and it feels like the car is saying,

Speaker 1 I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man. I'm a man, I'm a man, man.
I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, man, man, man, man, I'm a man, man, man, I'm a man, man, man, I'm a man, man, man.

Speaker 1 And then they put on surfing USA, Surf in USA. I'm a man, man, man.

Speaker 2 Boba Ran, Boba Ran. I'm a man.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 If you can't start the car, it's like, I'm impudent.

Speaker 1 I can't get it up.

Speaker 1 So that's not good. You wanted a

Speaker 1 vagra. What's your best

Speaker 1 VH starting up sound effect? Get on the mic.

Speaker 2 I can do more of a Jetsky.

Speaker 1 Stop doing that.

Speaker 2 There's water in it. Is that a bad one?

Speaker 1 No, I just say it's funny.

Speaker 1 As if it triggered me.

Speaker 2 Oh, motorcycle.

Speaker 1 Babbing.

Speaker 1 Babbing.

Speaker 1 I've been doing a character called Sound Effecti. You know, walks across the grass.
We've done this before.

Speaker 1 Jesus,

Speaker 1 opens the car door.

Speaker 1 Adjusts the rearview view mirror

Speaker 1 starts it up

Speaker 1 windshield wipers

Speaker 1 with no rain

Speaker 2 you know here with no rain it's like this you turn them off and then about 10 minutes later

Speaker 1 you go oh fuck are they still going that's the fucking intermittent man you're like oh this is good then it starts to pour you go back to full tilt and then you go down it's a

Speaker 1 brain twister i don't need this

Speaker 1 game i can't win here's the world's worst sound effect comedian yeah walk across the grass

Speaker 1 open the door

Speaker 1 adjust the rear view mirror

Speaker 1 he's terrible he has one effect

Speaker 2 that's not bad you're you're the king of that come on now king all right okay so one quick thing about podcasts i got a new name for gavin Newsom's.

Speaker 1 Oh, because you know what Trump calls him.

Speaker 1 What does he call him? He calls, and he says it in a throwaway. He doesn't even emphasize it.
Gavin Newscomb. Gavin Newscomb is coming up.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. He calls him Newscomb.

Speaker 1 Gavin Newscomb.

Speaker 2 He's got a podcast where he...

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 2 What does he do?

Speaker 2 I guess they take calls to see how much to raise our taxes. But this is the name.
Ready? I can't believe it was right there for him. Gavin Newscomb.
Gavin Newsom.

Speaker 1 Gabon. Gabon.

Speaker 1 I'll say, here's a new nickname, almost like a rapper's name. I'm calling him the human pivot

Speaker 1 because

Speaker 1 he's come out against men playing in women's sports. It's a little shaky for a Democrat.
And he's also had, I think, Charlie Kirk, which is a famous.

Speaker 1 podcaster who's conservative on his show. So I'm calling him the human pivot.

Speaker 1 He's pivoting to the center for 2028.

Speaker 1 2028, you got to get right down that middle.

Speaker 2 So he's going to run for president? Is that the idea?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. They all want to be president.
Every single politician at one point was probably

Speaker 1 president of the senior class.

Speaker 1 And then they wanted a power position.

Speaker 2 Jesus.

Speaker 1 But once you go in the Oval Office with the president, you go, really? This numskull is this knucklehead is the president? No matter who it is,

Speaker 1 you meet Biden. I'm going to meet the president united states

Speaker 1 mommy he's not like i thought he'd be

Speaker 2 all right let's get to the big stories of the day okay keep doing biden we'll get to the big stories i'm being serious okay big stories here we go wait oh starbucks ordered to pay this drives me crazy i saw this story 50 million to a guy burned by hot tea now If it burns your wiener, I'm all in.

Speaker 2 But it always feels excessive because let's say at the drive-through window, the girl gives it to him and it spills. If it is not your wiener, a very, very strong stance.

Speaker 2 If it's your legs, third-degree burns. How many people would take third-degree burns for on their legs or a million dollars?

Speaker 2 I bet almost everyone would take.

Speaker 2 No, not everyone. A lot of people take a million dollars.
Right. But 50?

Speaker 1 That would I would say it was right.

Speaker 1 the faces melted and then it matriculates to as you call it work wiener peeling skin off screaming yeah and maybe crash your car and do they really get 50 million isn't it kind of like a thing and then look at the bottom well what they ordered to pay 50 million i don't know i mean i don't know it seems like

Speaker 5 the jury delivered that verdict against her she's very serious she looks like julie bone happened in february okay here we are 20 video shows an employee handing an array of hot drinks,

Speaker 5 including hot tea, at the drive-thru, but a cup was unsecured and it then fell into the lap of plaintiff, Michael Garcia. He suffered third-degree burns to his genitals.

Speaker 5 The jury found Starbucks liable for his injuries. Starbucks issued a statement disagreeing with

Speaker 1 the genitals and says it's

Speaker 1 a good appeal.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 were they curable?

Speaker 1 I mean, McGraft team, we should let's get deep into this. Could they have made everything all good again down? People will still do it.

Speaker 2 Take away my genitals.

Speaker 1 I'm not using them anymore.

Speaker 2 Take them away and give me 3 million.

Speaker 2 How much for your genitals?

Speaker 1 I know. Then you go, what would blow for your genitals? It's hard not to sound drunk saying the word genitals.
Your honor, Your Honor, I just want to say to the court, that is the genitals.

Speaker 1 Have you been drinking, sir? You sound like you're drunk.

Speaker 2 It is a sexy word. I like when girls go, let's see them genitals.

Speaker 1 You have a testicular. You have a, I'm set a fantastic.
You have a testicular imagination. It's testicular.
It's a testicular. Let's see.

Speaker 2 Another thing I have, Dana, I have a lot to say about this.

Speaker 2 The poor girl I just saw,

Speaker 2 I thought the guy wasn't close enough to the window. I'm going to play it again, like this is a Pruder film.

Speaker 1 So he had to do a big

Speaker 2 also made a stipulation that from now on, they offered him, oh, they offered him 30 million. And he said, no.
He said, I'll take 30

Speaker 2 as a settlement

Speaker 2 if they make every employee screw on the cup or make a new way to do it for the tops to make them secure. Right.
And they said, no.

Speaker 2 And so they risked it, but they had to pay 50.

Speaker 1 But watch this.

Speaker 2 This poor girl trying to bust her hump, make her living. Yeah, he's working hard.
Look how far that car is.

Speaker 5 Am I crazy? Starbucks liable for his it looked from our angle a bit.

Speaker 1 look how far she's she's full plank sticking arm out genitals the jury Michael Garcia he's suffering the thing they don't tell you is this

Speaker 1 something like this happens

Speaker 1 47 times a day at Starbucks worldwide so they're paying 50 million a day and that's why they're the stock market is being cruel to them here's my thing that always I always ask

Speaker 1 what would blow the jury away did they get in there and some guy goes fuck fuck Starbucks I say we give them 80 million And they're like, are you nuts? 80. I say we give 60.
That's insane.

Speaker 1 Finally, they get to the guy going, how about 50? That's more like it. That's a nutshell.

Speaker 2 Now we're talking

Speaker 1 about reasonable.

Speaker 2 Yeah, his head's screwed on.

Speaker 1 This is 50 feels good.

Speaker 2 Listen, I know Starbucks is rich. Okay.
But that poor girl is going to get fired. Those jobs are tough, too, by the way.
Just like lining them up. Anyway, we're on this story too long.

Speaker 2 Yeah, third time. Heather's stretching, and I know when she stretches, that means next week.

Speaker 1 Oh, Oh, when she, yeah, she starts doing

Speaker 1 yoga,

Speaker 1 yeah. Okay, that was 20 minutes on that one.
Oh, yoga! Look at this transition! Oh, wow! Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson Beach Day! That's what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 Okay, so Bill, Bill Belichick, the famous coach, and his

Speaker 1 girlfriend, he's 73, she's 23, just have to say it. They're on their backs, both of them.

Speaker 1 No, I don't understand. Look at it.

Speaker 2 In the second picture, he's on his back. It looks like his legs go straight all the way to the knee.

Speaker 1 Looks like a grasshopper.

Speaker 1 He's on his back and she's sitting on his feet. Yeah.

Speaker 2 That better not be in her genitals.

Speaker 1 I don't know what to make of this.

Speaker 2 No, that's on her hip bones, but

Speaker 2 it looks a little too much like, hey, dad, put me up here. You know, what I think is I'm all for them having a slight age gap.

Speaker 1 I don't care about it.

Speaker 2 She's three. He's 500.

Speaker 1 Now, that's fine.

Speaker 2 But I will say, he,

Speaker 2 to me, he was the

Speaker 2 once absolute no-attention coach out of just regular coaches. Every press conference, moving on to Cleveland, next American, you know.
Yeah. And she's an influencer.
So we see who won in this combo.

Speaker 1 He was called the Grumpy Lobster Man because he wore this cutoff sweatshirt when he was a coach. Oh, yeah, that's right.
A man of few words.

Speaker 1 And now he's got this high-flying, sexually charged influencer she

Speaker 1 weighs probably 115 pounds so he he can at least squat that it's a reverse squat um

Speaker 1 i find this

Speaker 1 curious am i disturbed the strongest dada will say is curious

Speaker 2 i'm saying i don't know what to make of him if she's of age to consent i don't know listen she's weighs 115 even with my carrier underwood legs i could i could toss her across that beach in two seconds i'm I'm strong.

Speaker 2 My legs are strong.

Speaker 1 And in the comments, there say she calls him daddy.

Speaker 2 Daddy, minimum daddy.

Speaker 1 No, granddaddy. No, grandpa.
No,

Speaker 1 no.

Speaker 2 All right, Heather, I'm coming back and I'm putting my hat back on.

Speaker 1 God bless them all.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 2 My hair is not great today, Dan, and we're not going to over talk about it.

Speaker 1 I got up at 5 a.m. to work on this, so it looks on

Speaker 2 this shit show?

Speaker 2 I like this show today. It's fun.

Speaker 1 I don't want to be identified as being in this time and place with you, Scarlett Johansson on why she refuses to take photos with fans in public.

Speaker 2 Now, this is a great subject because first of all, we'll start with we all love Scarlett Johansson.

Speaker 1 She is amazing. Super sweet.

Speaker 2 Known her off and on over the years.

Speaker 1 Always friendly. Yeah.
I talked to her a lot when I was in New York.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the 50th, we did a, she was in a sketch. It wasn't like we were in it together.

Speaker 1 She actually came up to me at one of the parties and she just had her hair up and was dressed different. And she's smaller than you'd think because she plays, you know, superstar heroes.

Speaker 1 And she's talking to me for 10 minutes, and then I finally went, Oh, oh, you're Scarlett Joanne.

Speaker 1 I didn't know,

Speaker 2 yeah, I thought she was, but she's that shows she's quite unassuming for being

Speaker 1 uh uh stunner.

Speaker 2 But she she did suddenly e-bike, Heather. Remember, Suddenly e-bike that was on the uh 50th.
But the interesting big question is,

Speaker 2 what do you do with fans that want pictures? And

Speaker 2 she really, I think it's ballsy that she comes out and says she doesn't take pictures in public. She'll take them, I think, on a red carpet or at an event when it's work about the movie.

Speaker 2 But she's trying to have a regular life. And this rubs people wrong.
And some people it rubs right. And some people it rubs their genitals.

Speaker 1 But this is a whole lot of rubbing going on. Yeah, I, okay, okay, here's Adela.

Speaker 2 She says, I like to be in my own thoughts that have nothing to do with what other people think of me. I don't like being self-conscious.
It is true, Dana, you know this.

Speaker 2 Whenever you take a picture, you go,

Speaker 2 I don't even want to say it's bad lighting. I don't even want to say I look like shit today because they always go, no, you don't.
You look great. It's who care.

Speaker 2 It's just, give me that motherfucking picture. I don't care anything.
I'm like, I've got blood on my face. I've got an actual live bloody nose.
Just take it. It's fine.
You look great.

Speaker 2 So I get,

Speaker 2 i get just i was with a famous person who wouldn't take pictures we were hanging out

Speaker 1 no you take you're very nice well i you're nice i i'm too nice i mean scarlett johansen is different she's a movie star she's in marvel movies she's globally famous yes and here is here's what i want to add to this which i really discourage is that now sometimes people will then just start taking video of of you.

Speaker 1 You're walking down the street without permission. And they'll make a TikTok out of it.
Scarlett Johansen looks sad or whatever.

Speaker 2 So looks sad. Why is she so bummed today? Most people are looking at Paparazzi and make that face because they just realize the fun's over.
There's someone following them and filming them.

Speaker 2 So they go, ooh, they weren't in a good mood today. It's like, well, yeah, they just saw you.
So why are they chirp chipper?

Speaker 1 And the problem is that someone like that or really big famous people, obviously Brad Pitt or whatever, they start doing that. They draw a crowd and then they may be there for an hour.

Speaker 1 It's literally logistically impossible.

Speaker 1 The thing that I would do, and maybe people do it and we don't know, but you can get a prosthetic nose, which changes a face so radically that just sort of almost just goes right on like that and walk around invisible.

Speaker 1 And I bet people do that.

Speaker 1 Sure. And they run.
You don't know it. And then you don't know it.
They walk amongst us.

Speaker 2 Heather, the place where I get my prosthetic wieners, will you see if they have noses?

Speaker 1 Thanks.

Speaker 2 On it.

Speaker 2 Dana, also, she's very pretty and she's always getting attention for being pretty anyway. Like Zendaya.
Do you add in famous and it's too much?

Speaker 1 I do think that men on the on the horny, inappropriate side, the predatory side, obviously it's it's bigger than women being predatory the other way, although it happens.

Speaker 1 I mean, I often thought that why do women chase pop stars? Like the Beatles used to get 300 women chasing them, but if they'd stopped and turned around, the women wouldn't, they would have stopped.

Speaker 1 But so women have a different kind of lane for what we call creeps. Sure.

Speaker 2 And she's exponentially worse.

Speaker 1 Especially you're playing, she plays leading actress, the

Speaker 1 very attractive femme fatale in the movie, and this can get people crazy. So I have a lot of empathy.
They just want to be artists. They did not plan on what was going to happen.

Speaker 1 And, you know, just try to respect them. When I was a kid, I, and when I first saw a famous person, I didn't go up to them.
I could just tell.

Speaker 1 I saw Michael Landon from Bonanza in a restaurant and I got, nope, not going to go over. You can just sort of tell they would rather be left alone.

Speaker 2 My first one, my first instinct was,

Speaker 2 you owe me.

Speaker 1 You owe me.

Speaker 2 I know. And then I go and rub their genitals.
You know, when we were in Fantasy Springs, Dana, you were very, remember we went to dinner? We get a lot of... Oh, that was, that was our own fault.

Speaker 2 We ate it, you know, when you work at the the same place where you're doing a show,

Speaker 2 it draws attention.

Speaker 1 I never do that.

Speaker 2 We eat there. We ate there.

Speaker 1 I have to say, like, I don't really have a face, and I've told people this before. It's just, it's very benign.
If I'm like this and I change my lower jaw to Mickey Rourke,

Speaker 1 no one sees me. So I can walk around.

Speaker 1 But with David with the trucker hat, what's up, everybody? It's like walking around Disneyland with a guy dressed as Mickey Mouse. I mean, everyone,

Speaker 1 you are famous, but you're very nice to your fans. You're casual.

Speaker 2 We were nice in the airport.

Speaker 1 We're nice to everybody. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But we took, I was saying,

Speaker 2 we were taking so many pictures. The funniest thing is at dinner,

Speaker 2 I never do this.

Speaker 2 And I don't want to bring any attention to you, but can I climb on your shoulders? Just for one second.

Speaker 1 It is funny when you're in mid-bite. Excuse me.
I hate to be like this. We were like this.

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh.

Speaker 2 And they're like, and then one lady was just standing there because people kept coming up. One stood back.
So I said, I was eating and I go, are you bringing us backstage? I go, we're almost done.

Speaker 2 We're going to pay up. And she's like, okay.

Speaker 2 And then when I went over to her, she goes, can I get a picture? I go, aren't you? Don't you work here? And she goes,

Speaker 2 well, one. How dare you say it? Where are you standing?

Speaker 1 I had a big bowl of spaghetti and meatballs with extra sauce. And I heard I hate to do this.

Speaker 1 So I just dove my face into the spaghetti and meatballs and I turned and it was just dripping off my face she goes you're not dana garfo so yeah you're carrie from the movie

Speaker 1 look up master disguise and one of the first scenes where my character pistachio spills spaghetti and meatballs on the uh on the people all over their faces and they're frozen like cartoon characters we never show clips if we could show a clip that'd be awesome No, we can't.

Speaker 1 I couldn't. My own movie.
All right. One more.

Speaker 1 Okay. I don't know.
We're doing good.

Speaker 1 It's amazing. Oh.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 2 Okay. Play this.

Speaker 1 Everyone on Earth peed into the Grand Canyon. You might think it would fill up in less than a year.
So if. If.
Grand Canyon can hold about 1.2 quadrillion gallons. And the average

Speaker 1 half a gallon a day. So if all 8 billion people pee at the same time, they'd only add about 4 billion gallons of pee.
At that rate,

Speaker 1 peeking

Speaker 1 up to 100%. everyone on earth is peeing in the grand canyon for 800 000 years to fill it up that's i would have bet the under wow

Speaker 1 that that is that is one big canyon i'll tell you that i like how it just starts this peeing in the grand canyon and i'm like what's this story these i guess it's if everyone peed this is what you know elon musk is trying to stop it was two billion dollars to these scientists to figure out if everyone on earth peed it took him seven years to get get the number 800 000 years

Speaker 1 just to be on one tick tock where we know you you uh had a study where you said

Speaker 1 it would take the entire earth 800 000 years to fill up the grand canyon you got paid to figure that out your words not mine and you're mad we're cutting that out of the budget What else we need to be working on?

Speaker 1 What's the next one? If everyone pooed in the Mississippi River, it would take two million years to fill it up with poo and facies. Now, can we have a billion dollars for our study? Yeah.

Speaker 2 And let me get my puke bucket.

Speaker 1 If everybody puked into the Grand Canyon, we don't know the answer, but could we get a half million dollars?

Speaker 1 Your words, not mine. Your words, not mine.
Your pee, not theirs.

Speaker 2 Your study.

Speaker 2 Is that where all the money is going? The doge is going to be?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I'm dojing myself, you know.

Speaker 2 I guess we end on that little fizzler, but I think.

Speaker 1 I think so.

Speaker 1 It was a fizzy fizzle. But, you know,

Speaker 1 Joe Dirt 2,

Speaker 2 3. Joe Exotic.

Speaker 1 Is that what you're going to do? Well, we had Joe Exotic on. If you just click toward the end so you can hear more ads.

Speaker 2 Yeah, if you want the ads.

Speaker 1 Hey, man, it's called a post-roll.

Speaker 1 I don't think we have a post-roll. We just say goodnight, Cleveland.
But

Speaker 1 so he fanned out on David. This should be in the introduction, but that was kind of fun.
He really is a fan of yours.

Speaker 2 I did like hearing about that during the one of the few

Speaker 1 fun things. It was a 15-minute interview.
We couldn't see him from some federal pen.

Speaker 2 We tried to get video for people asking. We tried to get video, and uh, yeah, they said no.

Speaker 1 So, and we heard someone behind him go, Can I get the phone? I just want to call my mother.

Speaker 2 I wanted to ask him, is he always nervous of getting beat up or something? I would be worried, like, someone's out to get you, you know?

Speaker 1 Oh, definitely. Well, you have to create alliances.
You have to get the people.

Speaker 2 Do you have a boyfriend? We didn't ask any of this stuff.

Speaker 1 I know. Well, you're the worst.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay. Well, always next time.

Speaker 2 Thanks, everybody. Thanks, everybody.
Dana.

Speaker 1 See you next time. And thanks for listening and watching.

Speaker 2 This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss-Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro, and Greg Holtzman. Hope you liked it.