Giggling about sleuthing, ugly sweaters, and age gaps

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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 1 What's up, my green gigglers?

Speaker 1 Okay, low effort today, but we'll try again next week. You know, it's crazy that

Speaker 1 you've actually been doing that for like, what, 400 years? No, I know.

Speaker 1 And you guys, I don't know if you could tell, but I don't prepare it. Let's see if it comes.

Speaker 1 Well, I was going to say sour grape, and then I think I've said that before. And then I was going to say,

Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't want to get you guys into my thought process.
Yeah, because it's extreme. My whole process.
How are you? I'm good. How are you?

Speaker 1 It's a rainy, disgusting day. I know.
I love it.

Speaker 1 Honestly, it's like romantic. It's just, I love New York City when it rains because

Speaker 1 no one goes outside. Everyone's home.
Can I say something controversial? Yeah. I've talked about leaves.
You're going.

Speaker 1 You have a personal gripe against foliage. I just think

Speaker 1 they're all like, everything's good. And then it gets colds and they're like, I'm just going to kill myself.
Like, it just seems kind of dramatic. Like, wait.

Speaker 1 There's other ways to go about life than just chucking yourself off the tree. I really feel like we have the same experience every day,

Speaker 1 just in different fonts. Because I was driving down the West Side Highway this morning before it started raining, and I was just like, fall in New York City is so gorgeous.
So gorgeous. So beautiful.

Speaker 1 And then one day it's just like, you know what? Haunted.

Speaker 1 Dirt. No, but we're all on the sidewalk.
The leaves, there's coping mechanisms. You don't have to go from just green to dead.
Like, let's discuss some EMDR. Like, maybe there's something you could do.

Speaker 1 You know what I've noticed? That when we start the pod, we do like the first five minutes of like, just

Speaker 1 like, how's the mother? Like, as is our work in my office

Speaker 1 and we've just like met each other at our desk. And then like in five minutes.
I'm going to get rid of it. I'm like, tell me about the family.
And then she had an abortion and he didn't know.

Speaker 1 We're like, wait, what?

Speaker 1 In the beginning, we stay light, okay? Because we don't know if it's people's first time listening. We don't want to to freak them off immediately.
I mean, we did make a pretty serious joke there, but

Speaker 1 we had a fun weekend. We had such a fun weekend.

Speaker 1 Hannah performed at Carnegie Hall, which was

Speaker 1 how, but how did that feel? It was regal, it was elegant. I was joking that my Nana was like, I saw Frank Sinatra here.
Why are you here?

Speaker 1 One of my favorite things about Hannah, about you performing, is

Speaker 1 how everyone in your like immediate family also prepares for your performance. Like, your mom is captain of the ship, calm, cool, collected, literally throw anything at her.

Speaker 1 She's like, I've actually already figured that out 10 minutes ago. You're late on it.
Yeah. Your dad, happy to be involved,

Speaker 1 tries to make a little side. What time do you think we're getting out of here? Are there snacks? What have you been up to? Easy chill guy.

Speaker 1 Nana and pop, Nana, all about Nana.

Speaker 1 And we love to see. Off the shoulder.
She's like, it's the photographer taking pictures. She's like, and no one said anything about my red dress.
I think that's rude.

Speaker 1 Papa, just like in a pure delight,

Speaker 1 Des is my favorite person to observe in this situation. Because he doesn't go until it's like a big moment.
It's, it's actually like the largest man in the room having the largest emotions.

Speaker 1 First off, I walk into the green room and it was as if it was silent.

Speaker 1 It was as if you were already performing in the hair and makeup chair. They were like, we've never seen this before.
It's like 15 people just watching Hannah get hair and makeup.

Speaker 1 They've never seen me look good before. They were like, what's going on? My dad actually didn't understand what fake hair was.

Speaker 1 I look at Des. Des is in a full gray neoprene matching sweatsuit.
He looks like a retired henchman. Like he literally, if someone said, you have a gun on you, I'd be like, yeah, obviously he does.

Speaker 1 He's protecting the whole grace.

Speaker 1 I got a guy. He's the guy.
He was the guy. That night, he was the guy.
So he got this full Lululemon set, and I said, He looked like Travis Kelsey walking into a game.

Speaker 1 Then somebody said, I forget who it was. It was either like Allie or Caroline was like, why do you look like a Russian gymnastics coacher?

Speaker 1 There were just so many different things that he looked at for comfort.

Speaker 1 So he's like so anxious before you go out. Okay.
He's literally pacing. He's up.
He's moving around. He's switched his seat like 10 times.
Finally, you leave, you go out on stage, you're there.

Speaker 1 We're in the green room. We're watching you on TV.
I'm like, surely he's like calmed down because other people are like talking in the green room.

Speaker 1 So like we're listening to you, but like every other joke someone's like saying something in a conversation gets brought up. So in my head, I'm like, he's calmed down.
Like, let me just check.

Speaker 1 Let me check on him. Make sure he's calmed down.
We're sitting next to

Speaker 1 each other, mind you. I turn my head and I start saying, are you more, I was going to say, Are you more relaxed?

Speaker 1 He's praying.

Speaker 1 He has his head back,

Speaker 1 his eyes closed, and I can tell he's really focused on the pattern of his breath work.

Speaker 1 You've been out there for 20 minutes already. You're literally crushing.
No one threw a tomato yet. I go, Are you? I go, okay, never mind.
You're not more relaxed. He goes, Sorry.

Speaker 1 I was just, I was just zoning in. I was meditating.
I was like, it was actually the most romantic thing I've actually ever witnessed. Thank you.

Speaker 1 So this man, the most romantic thing you ever said to me, because at one point, like, he gets nervous before my shows. And I started to take offense to it.
I was like, babe, I got this.

Speaker 1 Like, this is the one time. You're like, as if you, like, couldn't.
You were taking it as if, like, he doesn't think I can do it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm like, this is the one time in my life I feel like myself and I feel confident. Anywhere else, get nervous.
Me at the DMV, get fucking nervous. This I can handle.

Speaker 1 And he's like, no, it's just,

Speaker 1 I can't watch people I care about perform. And I was like, you sweet, sweet, anxious man.

Speaker 1 So that's his thing. He literally, I was in the bathroom and he starts knocking on the door.
I'm like, what's going on? No, he came in like three times. He was like, did Hannah come in here?

Speaker 1 Did you see Hannah? I'm just like, I was just in the bathroom. Who cares? I go to the bathroom like eight times.
I know you're like, no. I'm like, they just brought ginger ale.

Speaker 1 Who cares? I opened the bathroom. I'm like, what's going on? Is Nana okay?

Speaker 1 And he's like, there's an elevator. You got to get on the elevator.
There were two entrances to the bathroom. I think you went out one as he was going in.
Yeah. And he turned.

Speaker 1 He was like, didn't Hannah just go in here? I was like.

Speaker 1 Look, I keep the man on his toes. Yeah.
He never knows what's going to happen. I think the adrenaline is healthy in our relationship.
You don't want guys to ever feel too calm around you.

Speaker 1 Wait, then there was a moment where you had ordered pasta like prior to the show and you hadn't eaten it. It was a little bit of sport pasta.
Yes, and it was still in the container.

Speaker 1 I don't know why me and your family collectively just started guessing what kind of pasta you ordered until your mom opened it to see if we were all right.

Speaker 1 That's the most Italian shit, by the way. Your mom's like, she's definitely got vodka sauce.
And I was like, I'm going.

Speaker 1 I'm going meat sauce. I didn't end up eating that pasta.
I know. It was literally my emotional support pasta, like emergency pasta.
Nana almost ate it, and then she looked, she goes, no.

Speaker 1 Johnny, no. My cutting dairy has been a lot more difficult than I thought.
Wait.

Speaker 1 I haven't fully committed to it, but every day I try. Like,

Speaker 1 every day. You just, like, threw that on us.
Well, you had mentioned I have to cut stuff, and then people are in my DMs.

Speaker 1 So every it's really conscious, like, at every meal, you're like, maybe, maybe, not the extra shredded cheese.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so yesterday I was like, okay, I guess I won't get the like American cheese omelette. But then I was like, is goat cheese dairy? And they were like, yeah.
And I was like, okay.

Speaker 1 You're like, I guess I won't get the quasi-cheese cheese pizza. So I was supporting goats.

Speaker 1 And so then I got eggs with no cheese, which was like painful. Yeah.
Meat, potatoes, and pancakes.

Speaker 1 Turns out pancakes have dairy, and the butter I put on the panel is dairy.

Speaker 1 So we were walking somewhere. I shit myself.
Not like, you guys. Not like full on.
Not like full-on. I know we have to explain on the pod what's there's definitely a range.
There's a range.

Speaker 1 That was just a regular, like I stopped at, by the way, Italy, great place. Great bathrooms? For bathrooms.
Awesome.

Speaker 1 And then centrally located.

Speaker 1 Today for lunch, I was like, I got like chicken with a side of sweet potatoes. So healthy, so boring.

Speaker 1 And then I got like a kale salad, ate it. It was a kale Caesar.
Like dairy keeps finding me. It finds you.
It finds me. And at this point, it sounds like it's not my business.
Well, I'm not like...

Speaker 1 I agree. I'm not getting crazy with.

Speaker 1 If I turn into someone that's like, I'm sorry, I can't have the Caesar dressing, just shoot me. Like, truly.
I know, but I guess the whole point of like cutting dairy is like a

Speaker 1 daring it no so that i can this is just something we talk about also complaining i ordered pasta and they were like do you want a side of ricotta

Speaker 1 and i was like yeah

Speaker 1 you can't eat it without yagata

Speaker 1 like that's just rules like you can't there's for cause of blood yagata it's very simple it's we're not arguing our ancestors If they're offering it, we're taking it.

Speaker 1 So do you want my great grandma to roll over in her grave, be haunted by her her ghosts? Okay, so did you eat before your Carnegie Hall show? Because you looked actually

Speaker 1 so extremely fit. Thank you.
I'm going to be honest with you guys.

Speaker 1 It's not a Z.

Speaker 1 It's not, but I would appreciate some rumors.

Speaker 1 I, after reality TV, was super depressed for three years and couldn't work out.

Speaker 1 And that'll do it. That'll do it.

Speaker 1 So, I,

Speaker 1 the way my body works is just that, like, I've always been an active kid.

Speaker 1 Go make me chase a ball. Like, I'm just an active person.
So, like, when I wasn't working out at all, my body, like, really was upset. And now I'm, like, back.

Speaker 1 It wasn't your body's norm. Yeah.
Where my body was like, we'll show you.

Speaker 1 Just follow us. So my body was like mad at me, but I was like, I can't get myself to like have hope in the gym.
Yeah. So now you've been like, you've been doing better.

Speaker 1 I'm doing better. I'm doing Pilates.
So it's more like finding out what works for your body. And how did you feel in Capri's and a heel on a stage? Okay.

Speaker 1 Thank you for your inspiration, your belief in me, your seal of approval before I went out on stage. All those things were important.

Speaker 1 They're these normal Kamale Capri that are like soft, so you don't feel like sausaged in, but also stretchy enough that you're like

Speaker 1 very comfortable.

Speaker 1 So it's Norma Kamali and the heels for sometimes a heel I can tolerate. So it was good.
I felt it looked phenomenal.

Speaker 1 How did it feel to show up to a green room with me and not have to put in any labor on stage? I loved it. I loved every at first.
I was like, is she?

Speaker 1 Is she having FOMO?

Speaker 1 I had zero FOMO. But you looked so happy.

Speaker 1 You're calm, cool. You're laughing, slapping your knee.
My only

Speaker 1 gripe with you is what's your like rider in green rooms? What are you like training for an Iron Man? Like the protein bars and Gatorade. I was like, where's the meat and cheese?

Speaker 1 Where's the fresh fruit platter?

Speaker 1 I should have a fresh fruit platter. No, Diet Coke.
We were all so thirsty for Diet Coke.

Speaker 1 I was like, surely she put Diet Coke's on her rider. That would be insane.
Not to be so cheap, but I found out that your rider, I thought they just got you. It's a Lucy burner.

Speaker 1 No, it's no. Turns out it comes out of my pocket.
What's in the rider?

Speaker 1 You didn't know that? I didn't know that because I, because a rich cracker is not on the top of my list, to be concerned. That's so valid.

Speaker 1 I also just, when you do it every day, if I have a meat and cheese platter every night,

Speaker 1 it starts to be like too, I get swollen. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And that's my burden to bear, but I apologize. It's also no alcohol.

Speaker 1 Oh, I didn't even like care about that. It was more like I poorly planned.
I was like, I could have done a charcuterie board if I had like any respect for the people coming to visit me.

Speaker 1 Well, that's what I thought. I thought you would host in some capacity.
It was a positive for me just sitting there.

Speaker 1 And a room full of people complimenting you. I was like, okay, what are we wrapping this portion of? What is going on? You know, it's also so selfish.

Speaker 1 Like, obviously, I knew I was going to your green room and like you were going to have other friends and your family there.

Speaker 1 But when I get in a room with you and I haven't had a lone time with you, I feel very disappointed. I actually was getting a little anxiety because I was like, can we have a second?

Speaker 1 I was like, stop talking.

Speaker 1 I just saw my friend. We haven't even given each other the first five minutes of gossip.

Speaker 1 Imagine me being like, hey, a fam? Give me a second. We have to talk some.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I feel like you want to know what it felt like. It felt like you invited me to your birthday party sleepover, but you had already transferred schools.

Speaker 1 And so now you're in a new school and you have all new friends. And like, you invited me.

Speaker 1 And it was like, hey, we didn't really like get to hang, but like, just know that i support you literally that's what it was like i looked at you and you i was like are you oh my gosh are you okay and you're like yeah i'm good i'm like okay

Speaker 1 and then i found a seat in the corner and i drank my water and i just like i minded my own business i know this sounds so weird but i actually don't like when it's like all about me

Speaker 1 no it's a little stopping

Speaker 1 no it's uncomfortable i get that

Speaker 1 like once everyone was there i was like okay now i feel a little well because there is a pressure of being like, is everyone having fun? Like, do you need anything?

Speaker 1 Even though, like, you're going out to do this thing and it should be like, you should be the calm one. Yeah.
And that's the thing.

Speaker 1 Before the show, I actually was like thinking about a lot of things and I was like, oh, I have to go on. And like, Nana was missing at one point.
Like, just like minor things.

Speaker 1 Small details. She is swift.
Yeah. She knew.

Speaker 1 You take your eye off her, but again, she's down. You lose her.

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Speaker 1 people who turkey trot

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Speaker 1 But turkey trot, that's a you have to get born into that. I don't think you choose to be a turkey trotter.

Speaker 1 That's something from your lineage. Yeah, you didn't know that you couldn't.
And like, you just think that's what people do. If you don't even know what a tricky trot is, like, you're running a 5K.

Speaker 1 If I married into a turkey trot family.

Speaker 1 Divorce would be a immediate divorce dismissal of this whole. I know what you would do.
At first, you'd say you have a stomachache and that would work the first year.

Speaker 1 The second year you would say you have an eye infection and they're like you get still wrong with eye infection you were like it's in my like and then third year I'd be like I have a family of my own

Speaker 1 I have to go. I have a family emergency and they're like we are your family and you're like exactly.
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Speaker 1 The beginning of Thanksgiving, not my business. I'm on the couch.
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Speaker 1 See, I do help by not being involved. Because I would just

Speaker 1 things would go awry. And my mom knows that.
And she goes, you want to help me get out of the kitchen? Yeah. And you want to help me leave me alone.
And I grab my cocktail. Yeah.
And I say, of course.

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Speaker 1 This sponsored segment was brought to you by Tito's Handmade Vodka and ACAS Creative Studios. I have a funny story, and I'm not going to

Speaker 1 name names, but there's like this really cool TikToker

Speaker 1 who's

Speaker 1 taking a liking to me. And I don't know why, and I don't really know them that well.
But like other people their age, like Gen Z, knows them well.

Speaker 1 And she just like loves my comedy, and I'm like, this is so cool. So she'll randomly text me like, do you want to go out tonight? And I was like, oh my God, no.

Speaker 1 I was just going to say,

Speaker 1 oh my God, thank you so much. And not at all.
Even when they first ask, are you in New York City? You say yes. Oh,

Speaker 1 I think that should be an illegal text. Tell me the reason.
Text. Tell me the reason.
First of all, how dare you?

Speaker 1 Texting someone and immediately asking them for their location,

Speaker 1 unless your name are Kim and Gary. Get out of my phone.

Speaker 1 Get out of my phone. Are you in New York City? It's like, okay, you're about to rob me.
Yeah, like for what? For what? So I'll be like, yeah. And they're like, do you want to go out tonight?

Speaker 1 And then I have to get into like deep lies. But anyway, so she's been like so nice trying to get me to hang with her.
I'm like, who does she think I am? Yeah. But it's fine, whatever.

Speaker 1 I mean, imagine if she was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I thought you were Hannah Einge.

Speaker 1 Like, she just got that Instagram girl. Might as hey, go about your night whatever you're doing with your cat.
Both your comedy, but honestly, gorgeous redheads, both really funny.

Speaker 1 Don't want to hang out with both of you.

Speaker 1 So, I get a random cold call FaceTime from her. Yeah, so junesy.
In my motherly energy, I'm like, she's

Speaker 1 in trouble. Like, she's in trouble.
I'm like, if she had to go to this part in her phone, like, something bad happened. She's in jail.
Her phone's cracked.

Speaker 1 She could only get to the H's in her contact list. Yeah.
Or maybe she couldn't tell her family. She's hiding something.

Speaker 1 And I'm just like in a hotel room in like Maine. Yeah.
You're like, fuck it. And she's just like, hey.
Yeah. And she's like, I just saw your new tour date.
It's like, I have to come to your show.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I would love for you to come to my show. And we're like randomly just like talking.
And it like feels, I'm like, okay.

Speaker 1 Do I have a new best friend? Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then she says, I say something. And I'm like, well, yeah, my husband.
She goes.

Speaker 1 Because if people don't know that I'm married, like outside the gigglers, no one knows I'm married. Yeah.
So it's like, no one knows. So she she goes, you're married.
And she goes, how old are you?

Speaker 1 I'm Jenna.

Speaker 1 And I sense the tide shifting a little. And I feel, I'm starting to feel a little expensive.
She's like,

Speaker 1 sorry, the phone's breaking up. You're like, we're on FaceTime.

Speaker 1 And I go, babe, I'm 34. And she goes, what? What?

Speaker 1 The light in her eyes. Like, she literally.
Hannah. Like, and I didn't do anything wrong.
I didn't lie to her. It's not my fault.
I give young energy. Yeah, you're like, sorry for her.

Speaker 1 And she looks at me and there's like an awkward silence. Yeah, she's I'm just like, honestly, I felt like I disappointed her.
Like I didn't know what. And she just goes, dead ass.

Speaker 1 I thought you were 27. I said, first of all, don't say dead ass to me again.

Speaker 1 She goes, I thought you were 27. And I go, like, you kiss your mother with that, mom?

Speaker 1 What did we say about using bad words? It is past your curfew, babe. So for a second, I'm like, wait, that's amazing.
She thought I was 27.

Speaker 1 But that's honestly,

Speaker 1 and you can end the year.

Speaker 1 Of course, I'm going to end the year on a high. But she goes, I later saw you're 27.
And I'm like, that explains why she's been texting me to like hang out all the time.

Speaker 1 And she's like young, like younger than 27. Yeah.
So then I'm, I'm like, yeah. And then the conversation kind of faded a little.
And she's like, okay, like, talk to you later.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, she's not going to text you.

Speaker 1 She's like, hope you remember all your meds today. Bye.

Speaker 1 She's like, have fun at water aerobics.

Speaker 1 She's like, I'll share your content with my grandma. She'll probably like it too.

Speaker 1 Good luck with having jello for

Speaker 1 dessert.

Speaker 1 So anyway, I was like, literally cool for a second. Yeah.
I didn't realize it. And then I fucked it up.
But this is the thing.

Speaker 1 Do we start lying about our age when young people want to hang out with us? No. Well, yeah.
If anything, we go older.

Speaker 1 That is not something I want to get involved in. This moment where she literally was like, ew.

Speaker 1 She also was like, you're older than the oldest guy I've ever hooked up with. And I was like, wait till I tell you about my husband.
Wait till I see my husband.

Speaker 1 Wait,

Speaker 1 and I know.

Speaker 1 Like, because look, we are getting older and I don't talk about it a lot. And like, I love getting older.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 No. But like having a young person gag.
at you just for being you was like a little disheartening. No, not to take it on like a serious note, but like

Speaker 1 when women get married and have children,

Speaker 1 you are looked at completely different by every single person in the world. Like all of my mom friends all went through identity crises, if not still going through it.

Speaker 1 Like, sorry, it really, like, no matter what, you're now, you're just, your mom. Your mom, your wife, ew, you're just, you're like disregarded.
Like, it changes your life. I know

Speaker 1 people I married, one to protect the brand yeah and two because it's kind of a social experiment to see like how they treat me yeah and then once i tell them i'm married they always go you don't seem like you're married but that's also funny it's like so what do married people seem like yeah well we don't make

Speaker 1 pussy jokes on stage Well,

Speaker 1 we don't make like our significant others ever our personality. Like you've never posted, even before you got married, you never posted a boyfriend.

Speaker 1 I never posted a boyfriend on Instagram, like even when I had one. Like it's not, we're just like a little bit different, I feel like in that.

Speaker 1 So like we de-center men, but it doesn't mean we don't want to have sex with them. You know, like

Speaker 1 there was, oh, shoot, I forget what video it was, but it was similar to my like opening Netflix joke where I was like, I not afraid of aging. Like I can't wait till I age that I'm unkidnappable.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like how freeing that like you walk down the street and you know no man is gonna try to like tie you up and put you in a van. And some lady was like, I can't wait to get older.

Speaker 1 You're telling me men won't want to have sex with me like sounds like a fucking dream like don't tempt me with a good time sounds like a quiet thing it sounds like a quiet easy life so it's like decentering also the idea of like that getting older means that like people don't

Speaker 1 it's good if people don't want to hang out with you

Speaker 1 I love it it's like I'm so happy to get to this point in my life in your 20s you can't get out of plans like I have to say like I'm like violently ill or like have a migraine where in my 30s I could just be like I'm 30.

Speaker 1 Sorry, no. I'm 34.
I can't go out. No, I literally my girlfriend asked me to hang out like with her husband like two weeks ago and I literally texted her back and I'm like Katie I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 I have to sleep and she's like no say no more. She's like no take a night and sleep.
I'm like I can't when we're touring like or just existing I have only so much time in New York City.

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, I have to see my family.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's not even about balancing a social life anymore.
It's like, sorry, I have to call my mother. I haven't talked to her.

Speaker 1 Wait, I have another gripe with the younger generations. And this isn't even Gen Z.
It's the ones below this.

Speaker 1 I don't ever want to get mixed up with them. Ever.

Speaker 1 So the worst thing that can ever happen on your TikTok algorithm is when it gets into this weird, funky algorithm where all the videos, you have to read them. Oh.

Speaker 1 No, it's the worst. Especially for you.
It's like a girl. It's like a girl like dancing and then it's all these white letters.
And I'm like, oh, where where do I even start?

Speaker 1 But I kept getting the same one like over and over. And these girls were young and it would start out like,

Speaker 1 if you told me you cheated on your, if my best friend told me she cheated on her boyfriend, he would be my next call, but y'all ain't ready for that conversation.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I had to like reread it because I'm like, I don't know. So you're saying she would take the boy's side? So then I like keep getting them and like written in different ways.

Speaker 1 And I'm like looking in the comments. Now it's a sign.
Like, now you're like, I know. I'm like, wait a minute.
What are you idiots saying?

Speaker 1 You're like, here's the one. So basically, Jen Alpha is saying that, like, they have this really random morality, like, superiority complex.
Okay.

Speaker 1 But they're basically saying that if your best friend cheats on her boyfriend and she tells you, and you don't tell on her,

Speaker 1 and you remain her friend, like, you're a bad person.

Speaker 1 Yes. Okay, first of all, when a woman cheats on a man, there's a reason.
Totally.

Speaker 1 He deserved it. Yeah.
When a man cheats on a woman, that was him having an impulsive, fucked up mistake. And you can never trust him again.
Those are two very different situations.

Speaker 1 Hannah, you could call me and say, I've just murdered exactly one, two, eight people,

Speaker 1 and I would literally say your best friend for life. Like, what?

Speaker 1 I would be like what did they do to you just tell me what and they could literally be like oh they like honked at me when I was walking across the street

Speaker 1 kill that guy

Speaker 1 kill that fucking guy like

Speaker 1 I'm so shy and then I then obviously because like I got looked through the comments then I started getting more videos about it and it was all millennials being like you guys are fucked

Speaker 1 Also, it's not cheating when you're 13. But well, that was the other thing I was going to say.
You guys are like in college.

Speaker 1 Also, cheating on your boyfriend when you're 22, like, oh, get a fucking grip.

Speaker 1 like who cares like everyone comes in with a like hometown boyfriend or girlfriend and then you cheat on them and then you learn that you aren't in love with them and gonna marry them right obviously if we're talking about like people are married you're having full-on affairs like that is like a completely different situation

Speaker 1 but in your like early 20s

Speaker 1 I just couldn't imagine my friend calling me and saying anything and me calling her boyfriend. What I've learned.
Or like me acting like I'm better than her.

Speaker 1 What I've learned is I don't take action when it comes to other people's relationships.

Speaker 1 I'll ask questions, I'll talk it through, I'll be a soundboard for them, but like you don't know what's going on. And I can vouch for you.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 You don't know what going is going on behind closed doors. As your friend,

Speaker 1 as your friend, where you helped me through like so many relationships,

Speaker 1 I've never known your actual feeling toward any man that I've dated unless unless I really, really was like, give me like your deepest feeling about this person. But you, you're so right.

Speaker 1 You're very like inquisitive and you're like, and do you think that sounds normal? Like you're very like a teacher. Well, the truth is you can't tell someone how they should feel.

Speaker 1 And then also, I don't know how you should feel. Right.
Like, so I'm actually also trying to get more information about it to be like, do I have enough evidence to support my hypothesis?

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Like, I have a hypothesis.

Speaker 1 I have just like a moment that I get like is burnt in my brain and I don't even know what we were talking about, but I remember we were sitting in a car. All our memories are

Speaker 1 and you looked at me and you go, and do you think that's normal?

Speaker 1 Like, it was such an obvious question.

Speaker 1 Well, you know, when your friend starts asking you crazy shit that you have to be like, whoa, what's up? And they're like, how do they get it?

Speaker 1 This is a little bit too in the weed.

Speaker 1 But that's also like, yeah, you can't force someone to think a type of way you want to make them feel like it's their decision that's the deal with men also if my best friend if i'm 19 years old and my best friend calls me and she's like i cheated on my boyfriend last night

Speaker 1 first i'm getting all of the tea yeah like what yeah so these kids can't even gossip did you have fun like what did you meet them what happened like what what was the move I also insane the kids are insane these days well they're also saying the kids aren't having sex so no one's cheating on anyone what do you what is it?

Speaker 1 Holding hands? Well, they're gonna have no friends either. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's like, okay, do you want to fuck him? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 I don't think you should ever talk to your best friend's boyfriend unless it's necessary.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Unless you're getting evidence, unless you're like prying, unless you're stuck in a third wheel situation.
I don't think if me and Des have ever had a one-on-one combo.

Speaker 1 You like just got each other's numbers, but you guys are so. We just met.

Speaker 1 You're powerful together. Like, your energies are too similar.

Speaker 1 We were so Scorpio that I was like leaving Hannah's thing and I was walking past Des and like said hi or said bye and then I was like, oh, I should hug Dez, but we both were like, should we hug?

Speaker 1 We both were like not about the hug. You're like, nah, yeah.
It was making me laugh so much because you were my two prickly, grumpy babies. And I just wanted to

Speaker 1 squeeze you both. And we sat next to each other.
The whole time. And like, did you feel like you were watching your daughter? In the same position.

Speaker 1 No, well, it was so funny because people would come in and they'd be like, oh, Hannah's husband does. And I'm like, okay, well, I'm with her like

Speaker 1 probably the same amount, if not more.

Speaker 1 I'm her partner. Like, I was being introduced as your pop, like your podcast partner.
And I was like, it's more than that. It's life partner.

Speaker 1 You could just say partner. Husband.

Speaker 1 You don't need to put a podcast in there. This is her husband, but I'm her partner.
Just podcast. It's like fucked up.
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Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Also,

Speaker 1 did you see what my friend Haley Bieber posted? No.

Speaker 1 She posted crazy nails.

Speaker 1 I didn't see it. What were they? Everyone was different, different colors.
I think there was a fish involved. It's so you guys.
No, but I'm like worried for our nation.

Speaker 1 Like, I think it's a recession indicator that Haley Bieber is going nuts on the nails. I mean, I also don't want her to, like, enable me like that.

Speaker 1 Like, don't open up the floodgates because then I'll start getting like crazy. This was me trying to be restrained also I need to get my nails done they've grown out well

Speaker 1 like when Haley does something I feel like everyone does it so do you think all the girls are gonna go nuts oh with like 3d nails I mean I think like nail art has been like having a moment for a while I think

Speaker 1 And I think it is like such a fun, like easy way to express yourself. But I, for me personally,

Speaker 1 like I can see something just so much before I'm like, oh, see ya. Yeah.
And like when things are super busy and you're looking down, like, then it makes me feel like a hate a pattern.

Speaker 1 I hate a pattern. Like, your sweater right now is like actually making me nauseous.

Speaker 1 Like, what in the Blu-ray DVD screen

Speaker 1 is this goddamn cardigan? I've been literally wanting to ask since we sat down, where did you find this cardigan? It's vintage Masoni. Oh, is it? Okay.
Can you apologize to Masoni? No, because

Speaker 1 it's not your favorite word. No, I can't.

Speaker 1 I can't apologize to them. I don't like patterns either, unless it's a sweater.
This looks like if you put on 3D glasses, it would do something cool.

Speaker 1 This looks like right when you're about to throw up what you see.

Speaker 1 This looks like third tequila shot when you start to fall.

Speaker 1 When a guy tries to kiss you and you don't know what he looks like, this is what you see. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What were we just saying? I'm doing my nails.

Speaker 1 Speaking of crazy shit, though, have you seen Ploribus?

Speaker 1 No. Do you know what a Pluribus is? No.
Neither do I. It's a new show on HBO.

Speaker 1 It's like in the severance spot. Okay.
And it was by the Breaking Bad Guy. Sorry, this is all like male stuff that I heard, like not on purpose, but I'm repeating it.

Speaker 1 It already is like 100% around tomatoes. It's a really cool, like, I don't want to say sci-fi because I don't want to freak people out because it's about like normal people.
Okay.

Speaker 1 But it's like a little apocalyptic. It's a little bit about like

Speaker 1 some disease that happens in the world and it changes everyone's perspective about things. I've been watching the new Dakota fanning show.

Speaker 1 What is it? It's on Peacock and it's called All Her Fault. And it's like eight episodes.
It's like a mystery, like thriller, but it's really good. The girl from Succession's in it.
Oh, cool.

Speaker 1 I love it. It's very good.
I love Dakota. No, I love Dakota.
No, she's everything. People don't talk about

Speaker 1 like she's been famous her whole life.

Speaker 1 People don't talk about how hard it is to be. To be famous with bangs.

Speaker 1 People can't even see your face when you're famous. That's iconic.
But to like have that long of a career. Like she's been working consistently

Speaker 1 since she was like six. Yeah.
And her sister. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Who's her sister? Her sister is Elle Fanning, and she's in like all different.

Speaker 1 I'm a big fanning twin. Sweet.
fanning sisters. Dakota sisters not Elle Fanning.
Yes. Dakota Fanning is Elle Fanning Sister.
They're different people.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're sisters. Dakota Fanning and L Fanning are sisters.
Yeah, but Dakota Johnson is who you're talking about. No, I'm talking about Dakota Fanning.

Speaker 1 We've been talking about the wrong Dakota the whole time.

Speaker 1 No, you have.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 I was talking about Dakota Johnson the whole time. Yeah, you're stupid.

Speaker 1 You can get on this pod and and all you say is that I can't read and everyone thinks I'm the dumb one.

Speaker 1 But in fact, you're sitting here with a laser pointer sweater and you can't differentiate Dakotas. I do have to say to defend you, you are dumb.

Speaker 1 But then sometimes you say shit that's so smart, it like freaks me out. And that's my superpower.

Speaker 1 Just when I like, yeah, just when you think you've got me figured out, I hit you with some type of an S-A-T-word. I'm a twist or something, and I'm like, okay, she's fucking knows what's going on.

Speaker 1 She's just pretending.

Speaker 1 Okay, sorry. I was like, I guess Dakota Johnson's been around a long time.

Speaker 1 Well, Dakota Johnson. That's why you were like, what are you talking about? Do you know Dakota Johnson is related to The Rock Johnson?

Speaker 1 No way.

Speaker 1 I was just kidding.

Speaker 1 But no, L Dakota, Dakota Fanning. Yeah.
She took a break. Yeah.
Which, by the way, love, recommend it for everyone. I wonder why.
And And I'm so happy she's back, like a Hillary Duff.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like her and Hillary Duff, they've never been like in the media. Like they're drug addicts.
They're party. They do it all behind the scenes.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 They're just, they've had very good reputations. It is cool, though, to be like, I'm going to take a break.
And then whenever you feel like it, be like, okay, I'm going to go beat a Hollywood star.

Speaker 1 Yeah, again. But like, she's.
Well, that's just like talent. She's talent.
Dakota Fanning was like a freak genius. Do you remember War of the Worlds?

Speaker 1 You didn't even know who she was two seconds ago. Now you're going to quiz me on

Speaker 1 World, the Worlds, whatever.

Speaker 1 She has bangs, so that's why I got away with that comment. They both did, yeah.
They both have bangs. Okay.
Okay. Anyhow.
Speaking of bangs.

Speaker 1 Wait, I didn't even say what I was going to say about them because we got into this whole tangent. Oh my God, Hannah, you always do this.

Speaker 1 Okay, Dakota and Al Fanning did this, did like one of those Vanity Fair lie detector things, and I just feel like we have to do one of those.

Speaker 1 No, like any buddy comedy that we haven't done seems like an attack on us. Yeah, like we have to do that.

Speaker 1 So anyway, that's all I wanted to say. It could be like a Hannah and Page try new things and it's just lie detectors.
It's just us asking the most, what's your social security number?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're just asking each other like stupid questions. Like, did you really like my outfit that time that you said that you did? Well, we know what the answer is.

Speaker 1 And you're like, show me a picture. Like, just like funny things that you want to know from your friend that you'll never see.
Did you buy a lie detector?

Speaker 1 I don't think so. I don't know.
I feel like I know a guy. I'm sure there's some girlfriend somewhere that has looked into it and has been you been like, you know what? Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I had a moment and I was like in the city and I was like, I want to bring back my street interviews for one night with the boys. And you know what question I asked them?

Speaker 1 Have you ever gone through a girl's phone?

Speaker 1 Phenomenal question. Which is crazy.
Because I've never been around a guy and I'm like, they're not going through my phone. Like for some reason, I'm like, they don't know how to.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But the men, I got a wide variety of answers. A lot of them were like, no, I don't know how to open a phone.
And then some were like, yeah, but girls are smart.

Speaker 1 They're not just leaving their texts that obviously.

Speaker 1 One guy was like, this girl had it in her Gmail and then it was a whole thing.

Speaker 1 Well, guys would never go in at first because they would never want that coming back onto them where then you could go in theirs. They're not gonna they're not that stupid.

Speaker 1 They're not even opening that can of worms, they're not even broaching the subject.

Speaker 1 That's like Lily Allen when she was like, I looked at a photo and the way you took it back from me, I knew you cheated on me. Like, that's the most girl shit ever.

Speaker 1 Yeah, girls go by pure vibes in Aura. When you looked at his phone, he took it back.
The technique and the rushing.

Speaker 1 I've seen profile pictures and been like, It's our

Speaker 1 and been like, spot on. I'm like, yep, and that's that's exactly his type.
It's crazy. I've I've been listening to the Lily album.
Wait, have you ever gone through a phone? This is so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 I've never gone through a phone. It's not embarrassing.
That's probably like the right way to be. You like, you like.
Two types of girls, girls who like get off on going through a phone versus. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I did have one guy back in the day. You like respect privacy.

Speaker 1 I don't respect privacy. I just respect like.
Where like if you're dating me, sorry, you live in Russia. It's my rules.
There's zero privacy. Any money you make has to go immediately to me.

Speaker 1 And early on with Des, like our second time hanging out, he was, this is so, not to age him, but like he showed me the New York Times Crossword puzzle on his phone.

Speaker 1 And he was like, getting all of them? I'm like, how do you know all these 80s references? And he's like, I do.

Speaker 1 So like then he would every like couple hours, if we're on the phone, he would give me his phone to play the New York Times game because there was a subscription model.

Speaker 1 I was going to pay $6 a month for a game that I wasn't good at. Right.
So like early on in our relationship, I always had his his phone. And there's something like hot about that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And there's something hot about like

Speaker 1 not,

Speaker 1 I think it's because like you kind of like the drama a little more than me. A little.

Speaker 1 I love it. I thrive on it.
I really want to be like, I go looking for problems. I did have a guy that I did think had a drug addiction.
So I could have figured it out for you.

Speaker 1 I knew when his phone would go off late at night, it was his drug dealer.

Speaker 1 So then I just looked at him i was like is there a drug dealer calling you like i didn't even look at it and he was like yeah and i was like okay but i need to go through his phone because no girl's calling him at 2 p.m he was passed out high like

Speaker 1 i've i've cracked iphones i've cracked ipads i've gotten computer passwords i've blocked people from other people's phone like i've done it all and do you want to know one thing i'll say i don't regret a single second this is my question after you see something you didn't want to see yeah how quickly do you address it, or do you even address it?

Speaker 1 Totally situational. It all depends.
Really, what's going through my mind now

Speaker 1 at that point is like you are a witch, you knew exactly what you were coming to look for, you knew it was there, you just needed the evidence. I'd love to be someone that's like super strategic.

Speaker 1 I'm trying, like, I haven't even done it in so many years. Do you see it, and then you go, Okay, we're broken up,

Speaker 1 it depends on what it is, it depends on my menstruation.

Speaker 1 Like, there's so many factors i wish i could be someone that could like sit in it and be like let me plan how i'm like broaching this yeah but i'm not i'm one of those people that's like found it screenshotting it from like my own phone or sending it to myself and then immediately being like

Speaker 1 Do you have something to tell me? Yeah, I'll fucking kill you. Or doing the whole, yeah, like, do you want to tell me something? Yeah.
And he's like, how'd you find out? Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 Don't worry about it. No, I'm very open.
I went through your phone, you dumb motherfucker. And I'll go through it again.

Speaker 1 My favorite thing, though, would be when men would be like, you don't respect my privacy. I'm like, and you don't respect my vagina.
Like, what are we talking about here? What are you, the FBI?

Speaker 1 And this is, I'm leaking your data. Shut up.
No, I don't respect your privacy. He's basically saying you don't respect me cheating.
And it's like, yeah, I don't respect you cheating. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And be better at it. Like, what? Not to be all like, oh, but I feel like the second I feel like I need to look at his phone, it's over.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But I love the adrenaline. My favorite story you ever told was how you say when you when you look through a guy's phone, I have to shit myself.
You have to shit yourself.

Speaker 1 Because we were talking about laxative. You have to do it in a bathroom.

Speaker 1 I was like, stand-up comedy is a laxative, running's a laxative, and you're like going through someone's phone, you have to do it on the toilet. You have to.
Your body just

Speaker 1 thinks there's a lion chasing you and it needs to reject all your inerts. If I could give one piece of advice.
If you're constipated, go through a guy's phone.

Speaker 1 Yeah, go through a man's phone, but make sure you're doing it in a bathroom.

Speaker 1 I was thinking how back in the day, guys got in trouble a lot, or girls, with Facebook messaging because people would leave their face, they wouldn't log out. So if you go on your computer,

Speaker 1 their page could be up. So people got in trouble with Facebook messaging a lot.
Yes. I've caught someone on Facebook messaging.
Yeah. But then nowadays,

Speaker 1 Instagram is fucking. Well, you know what my favorite used to be? And Instagram took it away.
You could see like the people who were in the people like... Yeah.

Speaker 1 I could have saw saw

Speaker 1 multiple murders. A man took that down.
Yeah. A man at Meta was like, Hey,

Speaker 1 this isn't working out for me anymore. Kept my life going.
You know, the women

Speaker 1 at Meta were fighting for that to stay. That was crazy.
That was my favorite feature of all time.

Speaker 1 That's why you weren't going to classes, you were just refreshing to see his activities and see his moves. Also, are guys fucking stupid? Yes.
I mean, what?

Speaker 1 Also, if your man

Speaker 1 ever commented a fire emoji, I don't care if he was single. If he's commenting fire emojis on girls' photos that have like

Speaker 1 over 300,000 followers based on their hotness, I don't trust him. You know, what's funny is I've actually never

Speaker 1 dealt with this, I feel like, because I would, I would... I feel like we were a little bit too old, maybe.

Speaker 1 Like, I've never dealt with a boyfriend that's followed like a bunch of like Instagram models or like even like a lot of girls in general.

Speaker 1 But I feel like my TikTok, I get a lot of girls being like, it's embarrassing. Guys don't see it.

Speaker 1 Guys don't get what we're saying when we say like unfollow these girls or you're liking these girls' pictures, how like it's so embarrassing for us.

Speaker 1 And that I would not be able to deal with because it is embarrassing. Yeah.
Because it may, it tells like other girls.

Speaker 1 He's saying, like, yeah, I could be persuaded at any time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I also

Speaker 1 I think with the TikTok feed, I was laughing though. Like, I'd rather a guy fully have just, like, boobs all over his algorithm than him having just like alpha male red pill type stuff.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, it goes. Like, you're a hype value man.
Like, a phrase. Like, if it's all that, I'm like, I need a guy to have some boobs on the Explore page just that they know that.

Speaker 1 Just to know they're alive. Just to know that.
Just to know the blood. I hundreds of them.
They don't need medical. People get mad.
Like, oh, there's like a hot girl.

Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, TikTok knows he's straight. Like, that's all I want.
Yeah, I want that and like some sports bullshit. Yeah, I just want like a man talking about that and like Stephen A.

Speaker 1 Smith's voice somewhere. I'm like, all good.
We're good. You're straight.
I'm happy. Perfect.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because it's the thing. If you tell him not to occasionally stop at a like, we've all had weird things on our algorithms, like vacuum shit just because you watched it an extra like six seconds.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So like don't get mad at that.
What do you want him to watch?

Speaker 1 Nothing. Nothing.
I want you to stare into the fucking ceiling. I want him to read more.

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Speaker 1 I listened to all of Lillian's

Speaker 1 album on the plane. It's such a different experience when you're like in your headphones just sitting in it.
Holy shit, that's an an incredible album. And I've never been cheated on.
And you felt

Speaker 1 did you feel like justice you've never been cheated on? Not that I'm

Speaker 1 a separate thing. I know.
Not that I know of. That's why you're so trusting.

Speaker 1 That's why you're so caring. And you believe that everyone has a good side.

Speaker 1 No, I know. That wasn't my trauma for this lifetime.

Speaker 1 It wasn't your cross to bear.

Speaker 1 It wasn't my cross to bear. They were like, you're good.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 It seems as though I was a fucked up person in my last life.

Speaker 1 I don't relate to you, no.

Speaker 1 But the Lily Allen stuff, it's more. I like that every song was like different.
I love that she had a perspective.

Speaker 1 How many songs in her album? It's like 14, and they're all good. Wow.
Is she our age?

Speaker 1 How old is she? Which age are we talking? Me when I'm 27?

Speaker 1 No, like our.

Speaker 1 I think she's 40. Biological age.
I think she's 40. Oh, okay.
But again, what I love about her is too is she just was like, I'm going to just be a it girl right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she's like, I'm coming back and I'm actually

Speaker 1 going to be famous again. It just shows you one day you could literally not be doing what you love and the next day you can be.
And by what you love, it's just singing about men who hurt you.

Speaker 1 Life takes twists and turns. Exactly.
So remember when I was like, I want a picture for Over My Bed, but I just want like a giggler. Yes.

Speaker 1 I got tagged in 8 million things.

Speaker 1 I couldn't go through all of them.

Speaker 1 first of all, there's so many talented gigglers.

Speaker 1 So I'm looking through all the stuff. I'm on Instagram.
I'm on TikTok and I keep getting tagged in this one TikTok. So I like click it and this girl, her name is Sophia.

Speaker 1 I'll put the picture in the newsletter and I'll put it on Giggly Squad and tag her so you guys can like look at her other art. It's perfect.

Speaker 1 She painted a girl with brown hair like laying in a bed and it's like blues and whites. I bought it.
She mailed it to me and I hung it up and it's in my apartment. And that's women in the world.

Speaker 1 Women in STEM. And the STEM.
Yeah, women in STEM.

Speaker 1 That's amazing. You guys, within the giggler community, you can do anything.
This is also the craziest thing. What? Then I'm on a flight and my flight attendant was like friends with her sister.

Speaker 1 The gigglers are all connected and they're all over the world and it's scary. They're all over the world, but they also feel like it's just eight girls.

Speaker 1 No, literally. She's like, you know Sophia? And I'm like,

Speaker 1 of course.

Speaker 1 So Ali Colbert, who I'm in the role with, just keeps making fun of like how the gigglers say hi to me. Yeah.
How like it's not that they're not excited. They just like

Speaker 1 they know me. Yeah.
They're used to me.

Speaker 1 They're just like, hey, Hannah, what's up? And Ali's like, I can't tell if you know them or you don't. And I'm like, well, I don't not.
Right. Like, I know who's a giggler and who's not.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And how the gigglers are just like, hey, Han.

Speaker 1 No, I was in.

Speaker 1 the Toronto airport the other day and this one girl was like walking by me and and she was like her flight had just gotten canceled to United States and she was going on a bachelorette party and she was like my flight got canceled and I can't go on my friend's bachelorette and in my head every giggler is my friend I'm like oh my god you're so lucky I was like I'm sorry I did not mean that

Speaker 1 she's my sister

Speaker 1 she's lovely I'm sure you're looking forward to this trip that was also just you in your 30s like any idea of a cancellation gets my heart fluttering I was like so you're getting in an Uber to go back to your own apartment to get in the bath.

Speaker 1 Like, that's a dream.

Speaker 1 No, but then I FaceTime, then I like felt bad internally, and I was like, well, why don't you FaceTime your friend? And then we chatted. And now you're on the bacherette.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but that's my dream is to not have to go. I saw this on TikTok.

Speaker 1 They say millennials, when we're making a big purchase, we pull out the laptop. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Even when I actually have to write a bit, like an important email.

Speaker 1 See, I've gotten more used to like buying flights on my phone, like, because you have your app. So, like, I don't pull out my computer for like flights anymore.

Speaker 1 But if it's a lot of flights, I do it on the computer. But one, I'll do on my phone.
Yes. But if I have to write, like, okay, like earlier today, I had to write an email to my lawyer.

Speaker 1 And I was like, I can't do it on my phone. I have to get my computer.
Like, I have to like sit down and type it. But I also feel like it's a flex sometimes with work stuff when I write like really

Speaker 1 quick emails on my phone because it makes it seem like I'm running to meetings like in between meetings I'm not available.

Speaker 1 Well, have you heard that thing where it's like the most successful people respond to? I respond to emails the fastest. Immediately.

Speaker 1 I respond immediately. You really do.
I do. Like not well, but I'm responding.
See, I'm like,

Speaker 1 I'm so picky and choosy.

Speaker 1 Like there are some emails where like I'm immediately responding and then there's other ones where I'm like, well, I respond and then it it sits and eventually they're like, does Paige have anything to say?

Speaker 1 And I go, you don't speak directly to her. I will speak to her.
And then I saw on my to-do list written down for when I saw you today is ask you about a particular email.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, Hannah will know. I just go find the sidebar.
Wait, Grace, when you make big purchases, do you do it on your computer? Yeah, I do like that. But Grace is millennial coding.

Speaker 1 Chris, do you?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Do you do it on a favorite computer? I'm taking it out to write an email, yeah.
You're a little millennial, Cody, too. Honestly, you guys have been hanging with us.

Speaker 1 They've lost their

Speaker 1 edge. Chris is going to come in with like a cane.
He's like, this kid.

Speaker 1 They're so loud.

Speaker 1 Oh, God.

Speaker 1 Anywho. Anywho.

Speaker 1 I have one cat-related story. Okay.

Speaker 1 That wasn't even the funny part, guys. Super professional, you Gen Z.

Speaker 1 Okay, do you remember we talked about how if you left the door open your cat wouldn't run out

Speaker 1 okay of like the house yeah yeah are you sure you're just saying that do i remember it not really

Speaker 1 i think like three weeks ago we talked about it okay and then last week it was super windy at my house

Speaker 1 and i wake up in the morning and butter's normally like cuddled warm like on my shoulder and she's nowhere to be found and i'm like that's weird but you know i'm hurkle durkling and scrolling yeah eventually i get up and I walk out into the living room and there's like this wind.

Speaker 1 And I realized one of the doors flew open

Speaker 1 into the backyard. So it was wide open with just winds coming through.
So I immediately had that moment where I'm like, oh my God, I have to cancel Pilates. I lost my cat.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then like downstairs. Like where? Upstairs.
Okay. And I was like, oh.

Speaker 1 Then it reminded me of that conversation where you were like, cats are not dumb enough. You just go outside and I go, there's no way butter.
But it was open all night. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All night. So then I just, I go, let me just, before I freak out,

Speaker 1 let's go to her spouse. Yeah.
We're going to go. Let's make an appointment with butter.

Speaker 1 Let's see if she's available right now.

Speaker 1 You look under the bed. Yeah.
So I look under the bed.

Speaker 1 She's literally in the corner looking at me like, mom, shut that up. The door is open.
You're freaking me the fuck out.

Speaker 1 I knew you could be a homeowner. You literally suck at it.
The door has been open all night. She's like, I'm not fixing it, but I don't want to be anywhere near that.

Speaker 1 So anyway, butter didn't, didn't run away, which shows she loves me, or she's just smart. She's just smart.

Speaker 1 No, Daphne, like, I'll open my door and I'll have it open for like an extended period of time because I'm like bringing in packages or like whatever.

Speaker 1 And she'll just stand there and like peek out and be like, ew.

Speaker 1 You guys live disgusting out there. There is a New York City culture, though, where some people let their cats occasionally go into the hallways in an apartment complex,

Speaker 1 which I've dabbled in. Every now and then I'll be like, but her.
I let her go out and then she runs in. And there are other cats, but I don't know if they're ready to go.
It's very love is blind.

Speaker 1 Like that stays behind the door. I don't trust that.
Well, Daphne's still recovering from

Speaker 1 the summer.

Speaker 1 And all the kittens she met. The part of having a cat is that you don't have to deal with what dog people deal with.
And that's people stopping and wanting to pet the dog.

Speaker 1 And then you have to have small talk with that person I don't fucking think so so if my dogs ran like roaming around the hallways and someone opens their door and they go in there I'm not knocking on someone's door and being like can I have my cat back have you ever had someone get mad at you for kind of like petting their dog even though their dog like jumped on you

Speaker 1 Like some people's dogs will come up to you and then you'll be like, okay, and they'll be excuse me.

Speaker 1 Your dog's talking to me. And I imagine that's rude.
Your dog called me by name. No, but I have it gets weird

Speaker 1 no but I'm gonna be honest like if a dog comes up to me and like jumps on me if I think that dog is ugly I'm backing up if I think that dog is cute I'm getting down and also reciprocating I don't have equal love for all dogs you know if the dog is cute I'm

Speaker 1 So like if your dog jumps up on me and it's like bigger and ugly, I'm actually mad at you because I don't know you or your dog. So don't jump on me.

Speaker 1 One thing I do like about dogs is some of them really really make me laugh. Like, you know, when they look silly? Yeah.
And they're walking and they're just like goofy, silly. And they're like.

Speaker 1 And they look human. No, I don't like that.
That's scary. Yeah.
But sometimes they have like ugly, like very ugly dogs really make me laugh. And I feel bad because I'll start laughing at them.

Speaker 1 But I'm not like laughing in their face. It's more like a like appreciation for the

Speaker 1 being so cute and happy. Yeah, like sometimes.
Yeah. I mean, you don't even know you're ugly.
You don't know how they look. That must be nice.

Speaker 1 Oh, God. No, I can't talk about cats and dogs anymore because people get really upset.
Wait, no, but I think we really did offend some people. We offended the dog.

Speaker 1 No, I had a lot of girls in my DM being like, okay, but this is Samson. And I'm like, I don't care.

Speaker 1 You know? I don't give a shit.

Speaker 1 It's funny because they know that they think that you're still turnable.

Speaker 1 See, me, no one was messaging me about their dogs. We love all dogs and cats and animals and people.
Okay? We love them all. I'm sure.
Shit's saying. Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 I know what your sweater looks like. It's been driving me nuts the whole.

Speaker 1 I know what it looks like too. What are you going to say? Who is that Halloween character?

Speaker 1 That's like the menace child.

Speaker 1 Don't they wear like blue and red with stripes?

Speaker 1 Chucky. Chucky? Can you Google

Speaker 1 red hair?

Speaker 1 Can you Google the t-shirt that Chucky wears? Is it like red and purple? Yeah. God, it was literally driving me nuts.
Insane. And

Speaker 1 it's been a great week. Gigglers, better luck next.

Speaker 1 Also, side note, I'm going to Texas. Three shows this weekend.
Austin, Houston, Dallas.

Speaker 1 So get with it. Get with it.
Love you. Bye.

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