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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 1 Hello, my grateful gigglers.

Speaker 1 It is the month of gratitude. Yep, timely.
Timely. Being in the present.
Being in the present.

Speaker 1 thinking

Speaker 1 about

Speaker 1 thinking about stuff. And just...
There's been some drama.

Speaker 1 I had a good run.

Speaker 1 I had a really good run with my fashion choices. People started to say that I was a visionary.

Speaker 1 You're not afraid to be yourself. I'm afraid to be myself.
She takes a risk.

Speaker 1 She's a good risk taker. Like, she takes risks, but we love her.
Whatever. She's not like everyone else.
She does her own thing. I saw a lot of that.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I wore a dress at the Teen Vogue party. No, I'm just kidding.
It was Eld Women in Hollywood party.

Speaker 1 And I posted it. I think Teen Vogue went out.
No, I think 17 went out. Anyway, one of them.
One of them.

Speaker 1 Brand is dead, except for how to giggle.

Speaker 1 Which you can get, Rennie. What do you know?

Speaker 1 You guys, we have so many stories today. But yeah, I wore this dress, and the gigglers were.
The nation was divided.

Speaker 1 Oh, you wouldn't understand.

Speaker 1 say I think it was unanimous.

Speaker 1 Here's my question. Here's my question.

Speaker 1 You didn't comment, did you?

Speaker 1 Not until you know it's bad.

Speaker 1 Looking through, no page comments.

Speaker 1 But you know what page is doing. She's scrolling.

Speaker 1 I'm collecting my thoughts. I'm saving it for the pod.
Here was where I was taken aback.

Speaker 1 The bow in your hair. That was a last-minute decision.
Wait, do you think that was the one? Because I actually

Speaker 1 sealed your fate.

Speaker 1 I thought it was Kunti. It's the small designer who's like the shit.
That's another thing that people don't talk about enough.

Speaker 1 You're always taking small brands, small designers, trying to put them on a pedestal, trying to uplift women. You're sporting female-run businesses, and you guys are tearing them down.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, have you seen the Zara window today?

Speaker 1 So, this is Mila Sullivan. Might be Mila.

Speaker 1 And I loved it because it had, people were calling it a tampon, but it had this like red, which is very Hollywood to me. And like the lace.
And yeah, the lace kind of looked nude on top.

Speaker 1 Without the bow, I think it really was good.

Speaker 1 Last second, it was brought up. Do we throw the bow? And you know, when you're just walking out the door and you're like, yo, I have it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. The little glitter.
Yeah. That's how you're doing.
It's kind of the opposite of Coco Chanel. You're like, before you leave the house, add at least three things.

Speaker 1 Literally is what happened.

Speaker 1 Everything was done, and then we put it on.

Speaker 1 I thought you would appreciate me trying to do a little girly bow. Yeah.
But bows, I guess, aren't. You know, it's funny, is like, I'm always like, bring back Joan Rivers.

Speaker 1 Like, nobody, everyone's afraid to say something. And then when it's us, I'm like, oh, that was mean.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm like, oh, yeah. And they hit me right.

Speaker 1 Wait, but you know what? That's why you didn't comment on my photo because you didn't want to kick a dead

Speaker 1 dead horse. There's one thing the internet loves, and it's

Speaker 1 a group mentality. And so, if I did a comment that was less than favorable, you would have lit a fire that we could have never unfired.
Yeah, yeah, I could have never put it.

Speaker 1 Your silence was loudening.

Speaker 1 It's loud. I was at one point where I was like, Did I miss her?

Speaker 1 Did I miss it? And then I was like, Oh, she's mad, mad. I was like, She is leavish.

Speaker 1 I just,

Speaker 1 I, I,

Speaker 1 well, there's a lot of things about it that weren't me. So you're already starting me at a negative.
Okay, you know, I hate lace. You do? Yeah, I hate lace.
You know, I hate lace.

Speaker 1 You know, I hate like multiple colors in one thing. So, like, you already put me at a bad.

Speaker 1 Why would you do that?

Speaker 1 But you know what?

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. I just wanted to be happy.
I crave, like, it was too calm for too long. You love, no, you love a little bit of love.

Speaker 1 Here's the other thing that I think people insult me and give you a compliment that I do actually think is true.

Speaker 1 I love a trend. I love being influenced.
I love seeing a girl and being like, oh, I can recreate that outfit. That was such a good idea.
You have amazing personal style.

Speaker 1 You only go by what you like and what you think looks good and what you think is cool.

Speaker 1 And I think that's a great thing. I also have a unique body type.
It's very pair, and it's hard to pull off a lot of trends. Like, I can't wear a blazer dress.
You love a blazer dress?

Speaker 1 I love a blazer dress. My labia is just flapping around.
Like, my butt doesn't fit. Yeah, like anything I get, I'm like, what if we made it mini, it'd be better.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like I can't, everything I'm like, I need it to be longer because of my booty. But I digress.
How are you?

Speaker 1 I'm good. How are you? I actually have a funny story.
Okay. I actually have a couple funny stories, I think.

Speaker 1 My first story is:

Speaker 1 will you tell me a story? So the other day I get a email. Yeah, I think an email or a text.
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 I was like, on a Wednesday at 2 p.m.

Speaker 1 I'm not banging. How dare you? I get an email or a text, whatever, from Gmail, like, hey, your email was logged on

Speaker 1 from another phone, from another computer, like whatever. And I, if there's one thing I take seriously, it's cybersecurity.
Okay. I'm very

Speaker 1 Ubers and cybersecurity top on my list. That's so funny because I'm like, that's none of my business.
Oh, I've screenshotted, sent into chat GPT, like, is this a real email? Is this a real website?

Speaker 1 Like, I'm very weary. No, you remember when, like, Dior emailed me for collaboration and I forwarded it to my agent? They were like, yeah, Dior doesn't want it.

Speaker 1 I go, it happened.

Speaker 1 It happened. They're like, no, it's D-E-O-R.

Speaker 1 They don't want you. Okay, so I get that email.
And so immediately I'm like, oh my God, this is like, and I don't know how to check, like,

Speaker 1 oh, is that my phone? Whatever. I'm just like changing my password.
So I go on and I change my password, like, whatever. How many passwords can one person have? I mean, I write it down in my phone.

Speaker 1 So if someone took a phone, it's like, I'm

Speaker 1 just like, yeah.

Speaker 1 So then a couple of days goes by, and my mom comes into town and whatever. And she says to me,

Speaker 1 um, I can't see your emails anymore. And I'm like, my emails.
And I'm thinking she's like getting the word wrong. I'm like, what do you, you mean like my texts aren't going through?

Speaker 1 Like she, and she's like getting her hair and makeup done. She goes, no, your emails.
I can't see your emails anymore. I go, how were you looking at my emails? And she goes, you gave me your old iPad.

Speaker 1 You never signed out of your emails. And the other day I got signed out of your emails.
And I go,

Speaker 1 wait, what do you, I go, what if you open something and I didn't open it and then I miss it? And she goes, well, come on, I respect your privacy.

Speaker 1 And I go, she goes, I only click on things you've already clicked on. Wait, I'm obsessed that from 8 to 10 p.m.
every night, Kim has her shows, and my shows, it's going through Paige's junk mail.

Speaker 1 What are you looking for? She goes, I like to see how you respond. I like to see how other people respond.
I like to see what jobs you're doing. I go, oh,

Speaker 1 I was so taken back,

Speaker 1 but the best part about it was that, like, she was confused on why I was confused. And the end of the conversation was, when I come home from Thanksgiving, I'll re-sign into my email on her iPad.

Speaker 1 Wait, now I'm mad that my mom isn't in my emails because now I feel like does my mom. Or I really better be on their toes because I don't think you realize my mom is also reading it.

Speaker 1 Your mom is reading everyone's emails.

Speaker 1 Wait, this is so funny. And she had notes.
And she had a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 It's like when you're little little and you're on the phone with someone and then you hear like a noise and you're like, is someone on the line? I was so taken back.

Speaker 1 And especially because I was at a Daphne photo shoot and people were talking about like going home for the holidays.

Speaker 1 And people were like, oh, I get a hotel when I go home so that I don't like burden my family and like stay with them. And I look at my mom from the corner of my eye and she's like, oh no, get a hotel.

Speaker 1 You're like, I made my parents switch with me and I have their bedroom. I'm like, my mom is in my emails.

Speaker 1 Well, I didn't realize that I share location with my mom. And that's the thing they don't tell you.
So, like, yeah, no, I knew that.

Speaker 1 Thank God she has it, though, because I don't want to text her every time I land. Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 It's, it's very, it makes their life easier for us to share our locations because they're like, now when I text my mom, like, I landed, she goes, I know.

Speaker 1 But also, you as a mom, you're

Speaker 1 going to be. I'm micro-chipping them.
I'm micro-chipping him.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. When you said I'm Russia, that was one of the funniest lines.
I am Russia. That was one of the funniest lines you've had.
And

Speaker 1 I think it's growing up because I feel like we are similar. We grew up in a household where like, we love our dads.
Our dads are great. Like, totally.
They're like patriarch. Let's go.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, but our moms are in charge. Yeah.
So like if my dad's a personality hire.

Speaker 1 Add some color or get out. Like unless you're adding a little light to the room, I don't need your shit.
My dad comes in for a dramatic effect.

Speaker 1 But my mom is in control. Like, anything serious, you're asking our moms.
Like, yeah.

Speaker 1 So, anyway, so I'm just like, that's how my household will be run. Because, sorry, men are a little bit dumber.
My dad is dumber.

Speaker 1 He's not a skilled. He doesn't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 I was just with my

Speaker 1 extended family, my brother, his wife, and their two kids. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I was the fun on. Yeah.
When I tell you, we went off. We woke up.
First of all, Lois wakes me up and wants me to read immediately, which read a book to her, which should be a torture device.

Speaker 1 Have you ever tried to read the second you woke up? I'm like,

Speaker 1 are you doing not?

Speaker 1 She literally with this huge book and she's like, read it to me. And then she knows she memorized the book.
So if I, obviously, I'm trying to. I'm running out at third grade.

Speaker 1 Once they come home past third grade, sorry, I can't help anymore. No, but like, obviously I was like skimming the words.
I'm not reading a full paragraph. I was like, let's get get to the gist of it.

Speaker 1 And she was like, you missed the sentence. And I was like, I'm obsessed with you.
Keep me on my toes. You're like, look at the pictures, Lois.

Speaker 1 So I was in Indiana, which,

Speaker 1 look, there's a culture there. And, but I also, this happens to me all the time.
My opener, Ali Colbert, jokes that I interact with people where it seems like it's their first day on planet Earth.

Speaker 1 I like attract that energy. Like it's their first time interacting with someone.
So I tell Lois, let's go get smoothies because I'm fun. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I go to get a smoothie and I look at the lady and I was like, I'll have the strawberry banana. Add peanut butter, please, because I'm fun.

Speaker 1 She looks at me. Tell me if I'm crazy.
She looks at me and just goes, almond butter.

Speaker 1 In that moment, I'm like, okay.

Speaker 1 So many things could be happening right now. Are you suggesting? Are you suggesting it?

Speaker 1 Did you not hear me and you thought I said almond butter? Are you saying you don't have peanut butter and you're going to replace it with almond butter? Yeah. So then I

Speaker 1 go back at her because

Speaker 1 I just go, peanut butter. That's what I said.
Peanut butter. And Lois is just looking at me and I go, yeah.
Don't worry, Auntie Hannah, I'll handle this.

Speaker 1 And the woman, I swear to God, looks at me and goes, almond butter. Oh.
So then my heart starts,

Speaker 1 my heart rate goes up. She added extra.
She said, almond butter. So then I said, I'm so sorry.
Are you saying that you don't have peanut butter? Yeah. And you replace it with almond butter.

Speaker 1 And she looks at me and she just nods her head. But I'm like with a full family I'm my family Yeah

Speaker 1 as far as she knows that's your child

Speaker 1 who is looking at her mother to see how she handles social situation adversity So I'm my heart's my heart's beating and I'm but I'm like, you know, I'm funny

Speaker 1 So I put my card in I turn to my brother after I go

Speaker 1 Did I almost fight that woman? And he goes, that was fucking crazy. And I'm like, am I? Did I say it weird? Like, is it me? Yeah.
And he's like, no, it's not you.

Speaker 1 Then we go to Barnes and Nobles, obviously, with our smoothies

Speaker 1 and trying to find how to giggle. I look in every airport.
Haven't found it. Me neither.
I don't know. I'm like, this is the one.
I'm like, sure, there's a giggler here that's like, I walk in.

Speaker 1 I'm like, everyone's staring at me.

Speaker 1 Everyone's like, that's a great thing. They know I'm looking for my book.
Let's read the book. But I walk in and I'm all like shy.
And I'm like, let's try to find it. Can't find it on our own.

Speaker 1 But Barnes and Noble's fucking huge. And also, like, I don't know what our book is under.
Like, self-help or like, who knows?

Speaker 1 What genre are you? Is it considered new? Can't put us in a box. Best-selling? I don't know.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I haven't been in Barnes and Noble's in a while.

Speaker 1 So I was like, oh, I know how to find it. They have that like table with the computer where you like put the book's name in.
So I'm like, come on, Lois. And I go in and put the book's name in.

Speaker 1 I hear, ma'am?

Speaker 1 Ma'am, that's for employees only.

Speaker 1 So then I look at that and I'm like, look, I look like I'm about about to leave. They're like, raw barns, and I'm like, okay,

Speaker 1 daddy.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I'm so sorry. And then I look at my brother again and I'm like, am I the problem? You are the problem.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you are the problem. So Lois is like.
Who knew those were for employees?

Speaker 1 Now thinking back, it was always an employee that would like write it, but it was just sitting there. Yeah.
Like, at least have a sign. Sorry a girl wants to take charge.

Speaker 1 But this is why I don't leave my house. No.

Speaker 1 Literally, I said that the other day. I forget what I was referring to.
And I was just like, and this is why I don't go. This is what happened.
This is.

Speaker 1 Then Lois got her nails done, which was the cutest thing ever, manicure pedicure. And she's obsessed with sparkles.

Speaker 1 And she does this thing where she goes, Hannah, tell me a story.

Speaker 1 You should have seen. I got her so excited.
I said, this little girl. You can just make up stories on your own.
She literally would be like, tell me a story.

Speaker 1 And you started with saying there was a little girl. And her name.
I'm like locked in.

Speaker 1 She's like, and I'm just like, it's literally like her being like, gimme gossip. I go, there's a little girl.
And I'll be like, and her name was Lois.

Speaker 1 And you know, when they get that face where they're like, oh my God, like, this is going to be so good about me.

Speaker 1 And I go, and she had superpowers because everything she touched turned to sparkles. I swear to God, she went,

Speaker 1 she gasped. And I said, I'm about to freak you out right now.
I'm gagged right now.

Speaker 1 And then your favorite color is purple. And she goes, and I go, and then one day, it turned purple also.
And she was like, am freaking out.

Speaker 1 I just need to point out on the pod that you do also have a nephew.

Speaker 1 Bobby. Yeah.
But well, this, this podcast is for women.

Speaker 1 No, Bobby is actually the cutest ever. Well, then we bring them to a,

Speaker 1 it's called Sky Zone. Okay.
This is what people do in the suburbs. There's a lot of creative.
It's like the trampoline place. The trampoline place.

Speaker 1 So I'm like,

Speaker 1 sorry, I'm breaking my neck.

Speaker 1 I was like, let's go. Get there.
And immediately I'm like, I'm going to throw up.

Speaker 1 Lois is having the time of her life. She's somersaulting, which I'm like, that's not what you're supposed to do here, but whatever you want.
Bobby is just like bopping around, the cutest ever.

Speaker 1 And I feel like I was going to puke. And then there was a like ninja warrior type obstacle course.

Speaker 1 The way I quit. So like...
Really? No, well, because I'm... My body weight is all hips down.
So I have no upper body strength and my fingers are really short and fat.

Speaker 1 So like there was one thing where you had to like monkey bar it and like, you know, they try and they fall. I just calmly fell down.

Speaker 1 Okay, next Hannah and Paige try because I feel like I low-key would be

Speaker 1 swimming at it. Okay, we have to do that.
What's it like?

Speaker 1 Like, okay, now that because you're not the parent and you're like the aunt, you're a little removed.

Speaker 1 Having, seeing like Lois and Bobby, like, would you rather have a girl or a boy? Like, what looks easier? Lois is observant. Lois doesn't let you lie to her.

Speaker 1 Lois says why. Where Bobby's just happy to be there.
He's like, happy to be involved. Got a snack.
It's literally art. Like, think of your parents.
Like, it is, like, it's always the same.

Speaker 1 My dad was talking to, I think it was like my brother's girlfriend's mom. And he was just like saying, he was talking about like having kids or something.

Speaker 1 And he looks at her and he was like, well, I'm a girl dad.

Speaker 1 Cute. My dad has a son.

Speaker 1 Has a full son. I'm like, girl dads are for dads who only have daughters, dad.
I'm like, you,

Speaker 1 you, I know you feel that, and I feel it with you. Are you the same father? I go, you can't say that.
My father's like Facebook photo is a photo of me. Just like me.
He's like, no, but I am.

Speaker 1 I'm a girl dad. We're the password kids.
Yeah. We're the passwords.
If my dad had to keep passwords, and my mom obviously keeps them, I would be the password child. But another great example.

Speaker 1 My dad doesn't know. You ask him any password.
He's like, what? What? My favorite, because the holidays are coming along. I love looking looking at my dad being like, do you know what this is?

Speaker 1 No, because you were not involved in any of the shopping. Anything.
But guess who got to get for you? Me. You get mom to do all of it.
No, I love it.

Speaker 1 Speaking of Thanksgiving, I literally thought I was like going crazy. You know, like when you go on TikTok and it's like Mandela effect and it's like things, whatever.

Speaker 1 And like,

Speaker 1 usually I'm like, okay, there could be an explanation for that or like it changed over.

Speaker 1 I really started to get scared the other day to the point where I called my mom. And she's like, yeah, I see it.

Speaker 1 She was like, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 I thought Thanksgiving was always the third Thursday. Oh, this has been my pay grade.
I don't, that's none of my business. Of November.
I wait for someone to tell me it's next week and then I do it.

Speaker 1 But it's not. It's always been the last Thursday of the month.

Speaker 1 And people are like,

Speaker 1 if you think that it was the third Thursday, you're in a different timeline. And so like, I'm genuinely convinced I'm on a different different timeline.
I thought it was always the 28th. Is it?

Speaker 1 I don't know. No, don't listen to me.
I don't. It's the 27th this year.
Yeah, it's the 27th this year, but I always thought it was the third Thursday. I got my tooth done.

Speaker 1 Let me see. Sorry, that's it.
It looks sweet. It looks so different.
Wait, okay, wait. It doesn't, but also

Speaker 1 it does. Do you feel better? Yes.
That's all that matters. Okay, so I got a veneer just on this tooth next to my front tooth, but I didn't get my tooth shaven down.

Speaker 1 You you got a veneer but not on the front tooth on this one this one okay i could dr eric chazen madison dental he's been my dentist for 10 years wait did they shave that down no because my tooth was so pushed back he was like i can just glue on the veneer to your tooth and it'll be like the result you want and i'm obsessed and

Speaker 1 you've been smiley lately have i yeah i love my smile now

Speaker 1 no it was

Speaker 1 pleating me though yeah actually yeah when i got invisalign you always have that moment where you're like, Would you do anything? And the lady was like, Yeah, like there's one tooth that there.

Speaker 1 I could like put some more tooth there. So I'm going to do Invisalign on the bottom and my top, like, I'm good.
I feel good. And he's like, And I don't need to see you now for a while.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, okay. You love

Speaker 1 a dentist. A dentist, you love a dermatologist.
That's where you feel alive. The doctor says, like, I'm sorry, I'm going to have to make you come back in like next week.
I'm like, no, I'm sad.

Speaker 1 I love my employees. I told you I went to get a facial and they were like, to book a laser, you have to like book again.
And I'm like, you will never see me again. Yeah.
No, I love a follow-up.

Speaker 1 You love a follow-up. I love a follow-up appointment.
They're like, and we're just going to need to see you back. I'm like, and I'm here.
I'm here. You go, just us two besties.

Speaker 1 Honestly, that's like one of the biggest reasons why I was like, I can never leave New York City. I'm like, all my people are here.

Speaker 1 Like, all my doctors. Whenever I go to the doctor, I'm always like, I should do this more often.
Yeah. But like, it's.

Speaker 1 I told you I was talking to someone from LA and they were like, who's your anti-aging doctor? And I was like, I don't have a doctor.

Speaker 1 I don't have a doctor. That's so LA, but what were they referring to?

Speaker 1 I wish you got more information on that.

Speaker 1 Gigglers, it's officially gift swap season. I'm so excited.
Me and Hannah have gifts for each other from Ulta Beauty. And I,

Speaker 1 you're my favorite person to get a gift from and also give a gift. Why?

Speaker 1 Because I like to see your thought process. You know, I like to see.

Speaker 1 But also, I love Ulta because there's so many different things I could pick. And you can really get something for

Speaker 1 everyone. Whether it's your skincare-obsessed girl, whether the one who likes to put on makeup for a fancy event, fragrances.
Yeah, a ton of fragrances.

Speaker 1 Yes, it's just your ultimate gifting destination. Also, I love an app, they have a great beauty app where I could just boop, boop, boop, boom, boom.
Can I be your gift? Yes. Actually, let's swap.

Speaker 1 Swap.

Speaker 1 You go first.

Speaker 1 Okay. You know, I love like good packet.

Speaker 1 You know I love that. I know.
You would wear that as like a purse to an event. I got you the Clinique Black Honey Vault.

Speaker 1 So Black Honey is kind of their like iconic shade that they've known about forever. I feel like it really does look good on everyone.
These are my favorite. Yeah.
Do you want to know why?

Speaker 1 Because these are like a little nostalgic. I know.
I also feel like you will have like six lip glosses in your purse and you still need more. Like you'd like to have options.

Speaker 1 I don't leave the house unless I have like three options for lip. And also, like, people don't talk about changing your lip midday.
Sometimes you change with the midday.

Speaker 1 Like, so many people are like, Does it last all day? It's like, well, maybe it doesn't because I'm going to throw a different look at 2 p.m. Exactly, exactly.

Speaker 1 Especially when you have outfit changes, you need lip changes. Wait, and then you can legit use this.
Yeah, it's really cute. This is a great gift.

Speaker 1 I love something that comes in like a little set, and it's like the gift is already practically wrapped. And silver's in.
Let's see what Paige got me.

Speaker 1 So you think I smell?

Speaker 1 I love Sol de Janeiro. Sol de Janeiro is the best.
And also, you're a driver now. So, like, you actually have to keep sprays in a car because it's just like a rite of passage.

Speaker 1 You could spray this anywhere, anytime. Because it's a mist.

Speaker 1 Well, yeah.

Speaker 1 And it has, oh my God, fresh guava nectar, sunlit orchid, and sensuous pink musk is that what you think about me when you think of me pink musk yeah

Speaker 1 it is and that's the sole dejaneira chirosa 48 it's one of their best sellers i like to call it the pink one because i think it's the prettiest one Also, when you walk into Ulta Beauty, you can obviously find a gift, but you might discover something new for yourself.

Speaker 1 Like there's always new skincare to discover. What I always say, one for you, one for me.
That's how I do my Christmas shopping.

Speaker 1 Or you forget that you only got stuff for you and you didn't get stuff for everyone else. And that's something

Speaker 1 that's okay. It's something I'm working on.
We love how easy Ulta Beauty makes holiday shopping.

Speaker 1 There's a set for everyone, there's gifts for yourself, and they just make it so easy because not only can you go in store, but you can also shop online and in the Ulta Beauty app.

Speaker 1 And this little swap moment was brought to you by Ulta Beauty and Acast Creative.

Speaker 1 Wait, another thing I saw on TikTok, which is really blowing my mind, it was this like news outlet in Canada, and it was this woman who, I forget what her like exact job is, but it's like the study of like certain animal species.

Speaker 1 And she was saying that in the past 10 years,

Speaker 1 raccoons are making a really intense play to be domesticated. Well, was it because they're starting to become cuter? Their snouts have changed, they're smaller, they're smaller.

Speaker 1 It's easier for them to get food, I think, because so many people are feeding them. And they said this was like similar to what cats did.

Speaker 1 They just like hung around more and were like, Hey, wait, I can come in. But also, speaking of Russia,

Speaker 1 last last pod we were talking about it, they're domesticated in Russia. Like, if you ever get like a random Russian TikTok, they have fucking raccoons as pets, they take them to the grocery stores.

Speaker 1 Don't raccoons have thumbs,

Speaker 1 Chris can't. They do, I think raccoons do have opposable thumbs.
That's your child, like, those are furry.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing:

Speaker 1 I really feel feel like it's a hybrid between a cat and a dog kind of

Speaker 1 because it's cat-like where it's like taking things with its hands,

Speaker 1 but it's also like dog-like because it's like it's messy. Yeah, it's like, hey.
I mean, don't tempt me with a new animal that I could domesticate.

Speaker 1 Yeah, just like in 15 years, like if someone was like, here's your pet raccoon. Well, did you hear people are really upset about how pigeons are treated in New York?

Speaker 1 I have seen some discourse about the pigeon discord. Because pigeons back in the day were renowned.
Renowned.

Speaker 1 They worked for the government. They were women in STEM.
Literally. Yeah, they were people who communicated.
Have you seen Game of Thrones? That's how they communicated. They were just like, idiots.

Speaker 1 And now we're like, get out of the way. And every now and then, do you ever see a pigeon that's like walking with you? And I'm like, it could be us.

Speaker 1 Well, you want to know what? I have a lot of pigeons that sit on my windowsill. Yeah.
And I don't know why it was specifically.

Speaker 1 They're gossiping it was specifically my windowsill but those are kitty's friends yes butter loves and they go like

Speaker 1 they shit all over my windowsill but that's another that's for another time yeah i did something kind of adorable

Speaker 1 and my brother and i went out to dinner together just the two of you which honestly i don't know if we've ever ever done like yeah we'd hang out in college and stuff but never like as adults.

Speaker 1 Gary and I went out to dinner, just the two of us, not this summer, but the summer before. Because we were on vacation.
My parents were like, We're not going to go. We don't feel well.
You guys go.

Speaker 1 Crazy. And we looked at each other.

Speaker 1 It's like you're not supposed to be alone with your sibling. Like, that's when like weird, bad things happen.

Speaker 1 I saw a TikTok where it was like when my siblings are crying and I pat their back because our parents never taught us how to console each other.

Speaker 1 There is something like inherently awkward with your sibling, but then it's like so naughty.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it feels so familiar, but also so weird. Also, because we left left his wife and children at home

Speaker 1 but we we maybe said it the night before there's also like an overwhelming ick to it because you're like people think we're on a date like that's just this thing about me and my brother he's blonde with blue eyes yeah and he's a year and a half younger than me we're very close but Because he lives in Chicago, it's been like different because you can't see him.

Speaker 1 But it was so funny. We get in the car

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 they drive differently in the Midwest. Like we were in a lane that wasn't moving and all the other lanes were moving.

Speaker 1 And, you know, you're just in New York, like, they'll kill a family to get ahead. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The car is like not going to the other lane. But my brother and I are both polite.
Yeah. Like we didn't have someone in the car to be like

Speaker 1 racing to get home. They're like, this is life.
We had a reservation. They were just like, oh, yeah, the traffic is bad.
The traffic is bad. And I'm like, well, can you, can we make some moves?

Speaker 1 No, New York has definitely made me way more impatient than I feel like I used to be. And I love how the Uber drivers, you'll be like, no rush.
And they're like, it's okay.

Speaker 1 And then they just like, they're like, really? Cause I'm in one. They're just in the bus lane.
And you're like, actually, get ahead, motherfucker. Get ahead.

Speaker 1 So we get to the restaurant. Wait, I was just going to say, so like, walk us through it.
Like, it is talk about it.

Speaker 1 So we were talking. And then we end up being in like the worst traffic ever to the point where I was like, well, I think we.
Ran out.

Speaker 1 We've run out of stuff to talk about. And we still have a whole dinner together.

Speaker 1 It's funny because it's similar to like i would assume that when my parents go out to dinner together just the two of them like what are they talking about other than me you know i know well we love talking about the parents so it's the kind of the same thing because making fun of your parents with your sibling is like a different

Speaker 1 symbiosis i even was talking about like a memory i had and he was like I was there. And I was like, you were? It's funny how your memories, like, you don't remember fully.

Speaker 1 I'm like, you were in the car during that? And he's like, yeah.

Speaker 1 A couple of years ago, it like, I don't know if it was like a therapist said this or like where it was, but it was like, just because you and your sibling grew up in the same house with the same parents, the same amount of years, doesn't mean they had the same childhood experience as you.

Speaker 1 100%.

Speaker 1 And it,

Speaker 1 it like kind of hurt my brain. I was like, wait, what do you mean you didn't experience that the way I like I experienced my dad very differently than my brother experienced my dad.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He walked in the room, your dad didn't even say good morning. No, like, he was like a little bit more.
I know my sweetie poopy.

Speaker 1 He was like a little bit more scared of my dad because they would like have to work together. Oh, yeah.
Where like,

Speaker 1 like if it snowed, my brother woke up knowing he had to shovel. Where I woke up knowing like, how do you feel?

Speaker 1 Like, my dad's going to dunking donuts today. Like, you know, like, everyone's getting munchkins.
Like, there's so many different things where, like, you realize you had a different experience.

Speaker 1 But it's so cute to think of, like, the memories that just you guys had. Like, I was, I was like, do you remember that Mexican restaurant? We'd eat at the corner and we'd eat everything.

Speaker 1 And then we lived up that block. And my dad would go, okay, race.
And he'd make us race on a full stomach full of Mexican. Michael Vick.
Like, literally, like,

Speaker 1 it was crazy. And then I would always win because I was older.
And I'm like, was that? Because I loved winning, but I was like, that must have. After like the 40th time you lost, that must have hurt.

Speaker 1 And I was, we would play football, and I, again, was bigger than him, and I was able to knock him down.

Speaker 1 It's so true, they siblings really are the only people that knew you as a child who also will know you as an adult.

Speaker 1 Like, even some of your friends, like, some of your friends don't know what you were like when you were three. Yeah, 100%.

Speaker 1 Also, Daniel's kids are the same age difference and look exactly the same as me and him. Yeah.
So it's like watching us as kids. I try to explain to Lois.
I'm like, well, Bobby is to you.

Speaker 1 Daniel is to like me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like kids. I'm like, your dad is my little stupid brother.
Yeah, like, does Lois know that her grandma is your mom?

Speaker 1 Probably not. She is fucking smart, though.
You know, every now and then you're like, are you a fucking genius? Or are we in that situation where, like, do you just think that because she's yours?

Speaker 1 I'm so that person where I'm like, that was the most athletic thing any kid's ever done. Or was it just like

Speaker 1 a waste of our time?

Speaker 1 Or was that spin move kind of ridiculous and not at all athletic? You you know? But because she's yours, are you like, sorry? Lois is like. You don't have any niece or nephews, do you?

Speaker 1 That you know of?

Speaker 1 Because I don't privy to you. I was explaining to Daniel.
I'm like, that's my child. Like, it's my jeans with someone else's jeans.

Speaker 1 The closest that I have is like my cousin has kids, but they live in Chicago. So it's not even like I used to be.

Speaker 1 It's also weird because my aunt and uncle, I'm like, yeah, like, I like you guys, but like, I don't realize I love Lois and Bobby more than anything. I mean, those are my kids.
Like I'll steal them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I don't have that. I don't have anything like that.
I'm really sorry about that.

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Speaker 1 Dana and I go to this like fancy restaurant in Chicago and we get there and they're like, it's a um a collaboration with an artist and immediately did it.

Speaker 1 I checked out.

Speaker 1 There's these like tables that you stand, right? And they were like, Okay,

Speaker 1 thank you so much for coming.

Speaker 1 This is the art. Make yourself comfortable.
And they bring us like an appetizer. And I look at Dana and I go,

Speaker 1 Is there a reservation for like a standing table? Because everyone else is sitting and we're standing at this table. And I'm like, did you mess up and we're standing?

Speaker 1 And he's like, I've never even heard of something like this.

Speaker 1 But this is also my life. Every time I walk in, this, it's people's first day.

Speaker 1 So it's my life. It's literally every time.
You get hit with the most random. Everything is a Seinfeld episode.
And then he's like, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 And I go, why'd you say make yourself comfortable if we're standing here? Like, it makes it sound like we're going to be here for a long time. So then we start freaking out.

Speaker 1 We're like, are we at a standing table after being in traffic for two hours at this? Like, it was one of those tasting menus that's like three hours.

Speaker 1 I hate a tasting table.

Speaker 1 So then we're panicking. And then finally, the lady was like, okay, now come with me.
I'm like, that was unnecessary. Whatever just happened.

Speaker 1 But we sit down and a woman comes up to the table and she goes, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 Wait, I feel like that's a great idea for a restaurant in LA where it's like you like walk on your walking pad while you're eating. Like that is some, like a standing restaurant only.

Speaker 1 A standing desk restaurant. And you do squats.
This lady comes to the table and she goes, I just want you to know there's a lot of dairy on this menu. And I go,

Speaker 1 I was like, I love a giggler with an entrance. I love a giggler that has a line and it's like, I'm not,

Speaker 1 you know, my brother's literally looking like, uh, what? And I'm like, it's just me and the girls. I go, I'm going to shit myself.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 And my brother's like, we're at a fancy restaurant. And I'm like, do you have a lactate? She's like, I actually do if you need it.
And I'm like, no, I'm going to, I'm going to raw dog this one.

Speaker 1 Thank you so much. And of course, she's like, I'm so biased, but the gigglers are all like a hot, successful, smart, funny, gorgeous.
And she wants a line.

Speaker 1 And that was iconic.

Speaker 1 And then the guy comes and he's like, oh, we have some more recipes, some more options for add-ons.

Speaker 1 And they had like a $150 like ravioli. $150 ravioli.
What is in the middle of it?

Speaker 1 Oh, truffle, huh? Mushroom. So my brother, the way he phrased this was so funny, but he goes, sorry, I didn't do a lot of research on the menu.
That's how he started it. And I was like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 Because we're like kind of young to be at the restaurant. These are like old people.

Speaker 1 And then he goes, goes, how many like

Speaker 1 actual meals are there?

Speaker 1 And he leaves like courses. Courses, yeah.
And I'm like, damn, the way you started that, it sounded like you were about to be like, is this a one-day soup?

Speaker 1 Like, we're out of, so we're just like giggling. And then the guy puts down the meal.
And my brother looks at me and goes, almond butter. And then we're losing it.
Like, we are losing it.

Speaker 1 There's nothing better than a callback. A callback, especially from like a sibling earlier in the day.
Because one thing I'm about my brother, your brother's very, very funny. Yeah.

Speaker 1 My brother's actually quite stiff and professional and like the adults, like he's more mature than me. But after wondering,

Speaker 1 he's me. Like he's so goofy.
And then people grow

Speaker 1 back to siblings have different experiences. Growing up with you,

Speaker 1 you were probably

Speaker 1 so loud and like confident and like, I'm going to say this and this is funny that he was probably like, and that's her and this is me i'm like a little he's retired he's he's strong he's sensitive beautiful great man um so proud of that man we support him in the arts and then when you go to these tasting menus the descriptions they have of everything why did you guys pick a tasting menu well because he's like he's like a foodie like he like um loves like like that you like did it by accident it is kind of fun because you get to like gordon ramsey it like you taste it and you look at each other and you go the acidity yeah really like is that a foam of some sort there's always a foam

Speaker 1 on a tasting it's like you don't need to foam this there's always a foam they love a foam yeah it's like that's like me adding a bow at the end you didn't need it

Speaker 1 it was so funny because they describe these things they'll be like and then we got this rock from a mountain and yeah and felon asked me whatever so then Daniel started like making up stuff because they talk about like they'll be like there's so many skits that could be performed and the way we killed this was

Speaker 1 there was a ninja there was no pain the the goat didn't see it coming and its family was nowhere near it like there's just so many details about so he starts doing that

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 so we're just like giggling the whole meal and then the giggler was obviously coming in adding riffs so we had you had a nice time i had a nice time with my brother

Speaker 1 that's so nice I had a nice time with my little brother. I also feel like you had an older brother, which is a completely different dynamic.
I feel like they beat you up. Like, yeah, I'm beaten down.

Speaker 1 Like, I came out of the womb just tired. Like, Lois is the older one, and I'm watching Bobby will like annoy her, and she's not gonna beat him up.
She'll just be like, Bobby, stop it.

Speaker 1 Where I feel like older brothers probably just like smacked you. Yeah, they, they beat you down so

Speaker 1 badly that you have nothing left to give. You want to know what? I think that is why, like, in so many of my like

Speaker 1 dating relationships, that men have described me as like having a man's mentality because there is so much shit that I don't care, that I'm like, I don't care. Like, shut up, whatever.

Speaker 1 And I think it is growing up with an older brother that, like, any emotional thing that I'd be like, and this is upsetting, he'd be like, shut up. No one cares.
Not a big deal. Get over it.

Speaker 1 So that, so I almost was like, okay, I don't care about that. Because if I had a sister, I don't think it would have been good for the world.

Speaker 1 I would have been so much more caddy and calculating, I feel like, and like read into things. Where like the majority of things in my life, I'm like, I don't care.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I, there is positivity of having a brother in the household. It's fun to like throw a tampon at them.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I think my brother and I were a good amount of years apart that I actually, I always felt like an only child.

Speaker 1 Like I never felt like because my brother was doing things, I couldn't, because it was so opposite things. Yeah, he's so boyish, yeah, and I'm so girly that we never overlapped.

Speaker 1 It's my brother during high school, I went to three different high schools. Like, I went for a tennis team, then I went to Florida, then I went back, and my brother was like there.

Speaker 1 So, I like left him for a second when I was 14. My brother, like, to this day, no, mind you, I'm 33 years old.
This man is 37,

Speaker 1 still will say you abandoned me and i'm like because you went to new and he's like when you went away and i go to jail

Speaker 1 i'm like wait what do you mean he's like you moved to new york city i'm like to start my life like but it really upset like to this day it really upsets him Jerry has a Metro card.

Speaker 1 No, I'm like, you're literally every weekend. You're like

Speaker 1 I see you more now than when you were in high school. She was actually so freaking cute.
My brother, I would like go to different schools because of tennis.

Speaker 1 My brother followed me to literally every school except when I went to Florida. Did he like that? He ended.
I guess I don't think there was a lot of people. We've been talking about it.

Speaker 1 We've been talking about it.

Speaker 1 He actually took himself in his therapist in 20 years. And then he went to Wisconsin with me.
Oh, wow. Is that crazy? Wait, that is fun.
He followed me everywhere, but he had a whole different life.

Speaker 1 There's also, I think, a different discourse with me and my brother because I was younger that like my whole life I was known as Gary DeSorbo's little sister but now anywhere like he's a lawyer he'll be in court and a judge will be like

Speaker 1 we watch your sister you know so like now he's Paige de Sorbo's brother and it's it takes a it's very jarring for him he does not like I don't want to put my brother on blast but he's at a big company and he is doing everything in his power for people not to know that he's my brother.

Speaker 1 Like literally, he's so, like, he's so proud of me, but he does not want to be part of any of it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And he said that he got, like,

Speaker 1 a like slack message from like some

Speaker 1 funny, beautiful, smart girl who was like, by the way, I know. And he was like, don't tell me.
Like, I don't know her. No, he goes, never heard of her.
Never. I think we were separated at birth.

Speaker 1 So thank you. So anyway, if there's someone with my last name or your company, that's my brother.

Speaker 1 One thing I'd like to bring to the forefront

Speaker 1 that I think that like AI needs to get on. Um, people at Apple need to get on.

Speaker 1 Look, everyone's like, we don't need AI taking people's jobs. Totally.
I completely agree with that. Let's use AI for things that we can actually use.

Speaker 1 Why can't I go into my pictures, into my photos album, and type in exactly what I'm looking for and it not pull it up? Like, I want to type in mirror selfie, red dress, purple shoes.

Speaker 1 Give me the picture. It doesn't come up.
No, like it's, they have

Speaker 1 a search, but it's not

Speaker 1 accurate. Yeah, like I'll, I'll put like mom and like it shows my dad.
Yeah, I'm like, pull her up. You know who she is.
You know who she is, you know? Do you ever search for cat photos? Of course.

Speaker 1 Daphne's labeled in there, obviously, but like,

Speaker 1 no, you're right. Honestly, now that I think about it, my mom was probably to my FBI agent in my phone, like,

Speaker 1 all good here. I got it.
I've been monitoring your emails. We don't need you.

Speaker 1 I'll send you the report actually.

Speaker 1 Next level CIA intelligence. Like, hire that woman.
Stop thinking about it. Put her in the top level of the government.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It needs to be moms running things.

Speaker 1 It needs to be more.

Speaker 1 Like, you know how Vince Vaughan did that movie and it was like retired Italian grandmas and they like made a restaurant. So cute.

Speaker 1 It really should be like retired moms just like my retired mom running some type of vigilante. She's so busy with, she has a knitting club.
She has a fundraising club. She has a historical society.

Speaker 1 i'm like mom at this point get paid like no i said i literally said to my mom the other day i go how did you work you're so busy she's busier than me i call my retired mom i'm calling and she's like can't talk right now sweetie thank you i'm running i'm running a new fundraiser hang out or my mom will be out to lunch and she'll be like sorry i can't talk i'm at lunch you know barbara i have no idea who the fuck barbara is yes come on you know her i'm like I hang.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I can't. Who the fuck is Madeline? No, that's literally how I feel when she's like, I'm out to dinner.

Speaker 1 My mom says the knitting club is the craziest gossip ever. Because these bitches just go to gossip.
Like, they sit. About, like, other people in the town.
They know everything.

Speaker 1 They know everything. And they're like, are you ready? And she's like, it's insane.
But, like, it's hard to get into the knitting club. I think clingers.
Oh, good question.

Speaker 1 Probably. Yeah.
I have a story slash I want to hear your take. Okay.
Jennifer Aniston,

Speaker 1 who we love, has a new boyfriend. Have you seen this? I've seen snippets.

Speaker 1 I couldn't pick him out of a lineup, but I saw he's like a good-looking guy, but he does

Speaker 1 motivational.

Speaker 1 And that's

Speaker 1 yeah, what is it? Like for couples? It's like a life coach situation. So look, I was with Allie, my opener, and we're before show this is what we do.

Speaker 1 She says, what do you think about Jennifer Aniston's new man? He's so good-looking. So I look, I see an older man.
I said, you know, that's my type.

Speaker 1 And then immediately I see something about like, I am worthy worthy or something. I said,

Speaker 1 you go, let me stop you right there.

Speaker 1 And I go, I don't like this at all. It's giving Denise Richards' ex-husband that energy.
And I said, also, are you a relationship coach? You're single. I don't like that.

Speaker 1 I don't like any life coaches. I don't want my life coach to be good looking either because that means you're using an algorithm.
Manipulative. Not look.
I don't know this man. I don't know this man.

Speaker 1 You need a life coach. You call my mom.
I'll give you the number. Don't get me.
I'm all scammed by this. My mom, she'll straighten you right.

Speaker 1 right that's my mom's favorite phrase i'll straighten you right out do i actually trust this guy though because he did manifest um jennifer anniston jennifer aniston maybe he does know something about manifesting however having a good-looking man look at the camera and tell you life advice

Speaker 1 gets me sick to my stomach

Speaker 1 and preaching to the motherfucking choir and i don't want to like be so negative you guys but like whenever i've been depressed what do you do you buy like three self-help books that you'll never read yeah and then you like sign up for a class of like figuring out life.

Speaker 1 If you could just buy happiness, all of us would be happy. You just have to like get alone.
And then you're my thing with life coaches and like no hate, no shade, but like a little.

Speaker 1 As a person seeking some type of guidance, why am I picking a life coach over a therapist who went to school? Well, also medical. Life coaches.

Speaker 1 If you, okay, if I'm a big podcaster and I want to give advice on podcasts, that makes sense to me. Totally.
What have you done in your life that you're a drug addict

Speaker 1 and I'm trying to overcome being a drug addict? You're a life coach. You were a drug addict.
Totally.

Speaker 1 But like, what other,

Speaker 1 not just like, I'm going through a rough time, want to become a Pilates instructor.

Speaker 1 But this is what they do. Like a Tony Robbins.
I'm weird.

Speaker 1 No, no, 100%.

Speaker 1 Because what he's done is created a multi-multi-million dollar business

Speaker 1 to help people

Speaker 1 where

Speaker 1 they make most of their money is from classes to teach other people how to be a life coach. Now, I don't know a lot of math.
That would be like if one day. That's called a pyramid scheme.

Speaker 1 That would be like one day if we were like, hey, the Giggly Squad has great advice. Pay for the episodes.
Yeah, well, it's our pay for us to give you lessons on how to become a big podcast. And then

Speaker 1 you can, you don't become a big podcast, though. You just teach other people how to become a big podcast based on our knowledge of podcasting.
Yeah, it's just crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I'm like, Allie's about to go, and Allie's like, no, but these people help you. Like, you ever like down and you see a quote?

Speaker 1 I'm like, these people steal other people's quotes, put their name under it, and put it with a nice font.

Speaker 1 Anytime I see a good-looking man posting a motivational quote,

Speaker 1 something went seriously wrong. He's got financial issues.
He's in the the closet, weird stuff with his mom, weird stuff,

Speaker 1 very weird, very weird stuff, boundaries have been crossed. So, I'm literally, and she's like, But I love, like, I love the idea of self-help.

Speaker 1 I'm like, Yeah, I love it, but when people start scamming you for money and like they're making money off people in their darkest time, I don't like it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and she's like, okay, I'm like, get on stage.

Speaker 1 I swear to God, you even know, and I know the tone you get when you're really passionate. She looked, I could tell she was like, taking advantage of her.
And

Speaker 1 Allie was like, okay, I didn't realize you were so. But it was funny.
Halfway through, at first she was upset. And then halfway through, she's like, I just want you to know, you're turning me on this.

Speaker 1 Like, I actually could be swayed with this right now. I'm like, and then I felt the momentum.
And I'm going in. I'm like, this life coaching is fucked up.
I hate it.

Speaker 1 I hope he's nice for her sake. Like,

Speaker 1 the next day,

Speaker 1 I texted her and I said, hey.

Speaker 1 Oh, this continued. I said, hey, my astrologer.

Speaker 1 I said, my astrologer psychic is coming after the show and she is going to give us readings. And she goes, are you fucking out of your fucking mind? And I said, don't ask questions.

Speaker 1 She created this name.

Speaker 1 Don't ask a question. She goes, so you lost in a life coach, but you're making me talk to a psychic? I go, hey.
Different. Don't yuck people's yums.
Yeah, different. Totally.

Speaker 1 We're on a journey together. I have an appointment December 9th.
But you know what I say? I know that I don't know. Yeah.
And that's true knowledge is knowing that you don't know.

Speaker 1 And I'm not telling people that I know things. Allie did say I would be a great motivational speaker.
Do you know why?

Speaker 1 I know I could do what they do. I'm like, I could literally do it tomorrow.
I know how to do it. I have JV coach energy.
I can get anyone from the dumps

Speaker 1 to be confident in themselves. I could be a relationship coach.
What's the team in high school where it's like

Speaker 1 it's varsity JV and then they're like the it's like if there's another one after school? No, it's like

Speaker 1 I didn't know.

Speaker 1 Sorry, you're too too small. Are you trying to say pee wee? No, it's in high school.
Or maybe it's like eighth graders. Oh, it's like varsity JV.
Modified.

Speaker 1 Oh, that was that was a made-up thing they told you.

Speaker 1 Modified? So every eighth grader was on it. Yeah, it was like if eighth graders played and it was just eighth graders.
I mean, I didn't play anything. I wasn't on it.

Speaker 1 When I was eighth graders, like I heard about it. Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, I don't even know where I was going. I just know that I would coach the modified.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, I love being a hype girl.
I love making people feel better about themselves, but to make people pay money for it, it feels icky. It feels weird.

Speaker 1 But then again, if you have psychic abilities, yes, charge people. Totally.
And if you're making up your psychic abilities, that's on them. Yeah.
Because that's on them for paying.

Speaker 1 Well, I don't, I just am weary of like a man being a life coach because they lie a lot. You know, and also, when is a man ever reflected? No, and also, like,

Speaker 1 I love what Chris thinks is funny. When am I ever going to a man for life advice? You guys have been fucking it up.

Speaker 1 How, when has something ever happened in your life and you thought, I'm going to call my dad? No, never, not one time.

Speaker 1 Been at a four-way stop sign and been like, where do I go? A fork in the road.

Speaker 1 The only time I've called my dad in dire need is when my mom's getting her hair done and she physically can't pick up the phone. That is the only time that woman cannot take my call.

Speaker 1 Do you know who the only people I I want life advice from?

Speaker 1 Dana. An 87-year-old smoker.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Tell me everything.

Speaker 1 Which I feel like I embody.

Speaker 1 You do. You do.
You have an emotion. I feel like I have an older.
Nicotine soul. Yes.
I feel like I have the

Speaker 1 energy of an 85-year-old woman who smokes a cigarette but still dyes her hair. I don't want a handsome 47-year-old man talking to me about adversity.

Speaker 1 Certainly not one that has longer hair that he can push back.

Speaker 1 You know exactly what he looks like. It's grown a little bit.
You know, he goes to the hairdresser and he's like, I want a little bit of a flow where I can kind of. I'm sick to myself.
No.

Speaker 1 So I actually don't want it. And I know that Jennifer Anison is about wellness.
She loves smart water. She loves working out.

Speaker 1 I feel like he might,

Speaker 1 he's not, but look. You're just not loving it, bro.

Speaker 1 We're going to wait and see. We're going to, we're not going to speak ill of him.

Speaker 1 There's worse people she could date. Totally.

Speaker 1 Totally. But like, if she's my friend, I would want better for her.
Yeah. I get it.
I absolutely like it. I don't like it.
I think it's scammy. I think it's scam scam.

Speaker 1 Well, we'll have to just like wait and see. I don't find, I think.
Apparently they're really happy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So whatever. Apparently they're really happy together.
I'll talk to psychic to find out.

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Speaker 1 Quick trend report, as you know, I like to do.

Speaker 1 Funnel necks. All the girls are in a funnel neck.
What do you think? Love. It doesn't give like tortoise.
No, I love it. I love a funnel neck.

Speaker 1 Well, do you remember Victoria Beckham in her documentary when she put on that jacket that covered her whole face with the funnel? There was like a TikTok and it was like gay Halloween.

Speaker 1 And it was like a guy and he was like, just like, I'm Victoria Beckham trying on her jacket. And he just kept zipping it up and down.
I love a funnel neck. I love Victoria Beckham.

Speaker 1 I like a funnel neck because sometimes like it double chins. And if I have a funnel neck, I could like laugh.
See, like stuff like that. Trends like that, I love it.

Speaker 1 It's like, we're not going to be doing it for long, but it looks cool. So, why am I not going to buy a jacket with a funnel neck? And I dabble with a trend that is good with my face shape.
Totally.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I watched a Zara Larson documentary on Apple.

Speaker 1 Exactly. Exactly.
Zara Larson.

Speaker 1 She has some of the

Speaker 1 top. I don't know if I can hear you.
She had some of the top songs ever.

Speaker 1 I live my day as if it was the past. Live my D as if it wasn't the past.
Living life, no life, no summer. Living life the way I wanna.
Yes, and now I got it. Yes.
Yep. She sings that song.
She sings,

Speaker 1 okay, you know. Yeah.
She sings all these top songs, but no one knows who she is. But she has like five of like the top songs of the last decade.

Speaker 1 Why? Great question. She's basically like, why are my songs so good, but no one knows who I am? And I think it comes down to branding.

Speaker 1 And so it's really interesting to watch. Is she a blonder brunette?

Speaker 1 She's in between. She's blonde.
She's blonde. She's blonde.
She's Swedish. She's like

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 perfect looking like a doll.

Speaker 1 Like, but she dresses very kind of like

Speaker 1 sparkly 27. She, it's kind of like, you think of Olivia Dean.
Yeah. You got the hair.
You got the outfit. You see it, like, you see it.
Like, the branding is so good. I think.

Speaker 1 I saw a thing that said that, like,

Speaker 1 if you want to be a pop star, you can't be like Tate McRae is the exception where she's blonde brunette. You have to either be fully brunette or fully blonde.

Speaker 1 Also, but what I think Tate McRae does is you have to stick to a hairstyle. Yeah.
But I mean, Zara Larson does like have a hairstyle. It's more just like she hasn't found her voice.

Speaker 1 So it's a cool thing to watch this girl who's so successful, but no one knows who she is and trying to find her voice. And her managers are sitting there.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, let's figure something out, guys. But it's, it was just fascinating.

Speaker 1 She lives in America she goes back and forth and she's really funny is she super famous in Sweden I think so but she's also like crazy talented and when she was really young she won like a Swedish song voice competition one of the number one things that blew my mind as a child was thinking that there were other famous people in the world, but we didn't know like they were famous in their own country.

Speaker 1 And I would be like, well, if you're not famous in America, then you're not actually famous.

Speaker 1 Guys, that's why I'm so obsessed with my husband because he's so famous in ireland no and now i'm like obsessed with like being famous in a different country like that is so cool like if whenever anyone from australia like not canada sorry guys but like you're right there with us you know like you're we're basically we live together okay drake but like with someone from australia or like if you get recognized like when we're in italy or something i'm like she's global this is amazing she's global so maybe she just hasn't translated yet into the American market.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but she's her songs kill it in America. So it's a very interesting.
Also, do you remember 2017, there was like Halsey, Alesia Cara? Was that her name? Sure.

Speaker 1 There was all these singers that like are like alternative type. Where is Halsey?

Speaker 1 Oh, I think she got married, had a baby, and she was like, Halsey's like on TikTok basically being like, I don't want to be that famous anymore, which I like I respect. Totally.

Speaker 1 But what's interesting about the Zara

Speaker 1 documentary is from the very beginning, like as a kid, she was like, I want to be as famous as Beyonce.

Speaker 1 I want to be super big.

Speaker 1 She's like so focused on it. I think that she, part of her, like forgot to like live other things to have her own like opinions and stuff.

Speaker 1 She just has always been like, I want to be a successful musician. But I love watching a woman who is just ambitious.

Speaker 1 And it's not negative, which brings me to the controversial take of the week, which is Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 1 Are you aware what happened? I am abreast. Are you aware what happened?

Speaker 1 I have watched every single episode.

Speaker 1 What the fuck happened that fucked up Dancing with the Stars for her? As someone who's watched all seasons of Mormon Housewives, the first season, they put Whitney in.

Speaker 1 Everyone's like, oh, we hate her. Then you realize, oh, she's the whole show, okay? They wouldn't have a freaking show.
She's a star. She's a star.
She's a star. Okay.

Speaker 1 Basically, obviously, they all start getting more famous. So all the seasons seasons then turn into like, we're filming reality TV.
It's very fourth wall. Cut to this season.

Speaker 1 She was previously like, I'm leaving the group. Now I want back in on the group because, well, I want to film the show.
Yeah. And I have to film the show.

Speaker 1 And then the other girls found out that her deal with Hulu was, great, I'll film Mom Talk if you get me an audition for.

Speaker 1 Dancing with the Stars. And also, I want an audition for something scripted.
Hulu said, great, because this is show business. And she also didn't ask for a raise.

Speaker 1 She said, I don't want my raise. She puts people in couches to watch TV.
That's all they care about. Great.
And the girls are like, are you only here because you want dancing with the stars?

Speaker 1 You're not here for the zipline. Yeah.
Basically, she was like, yeah, I am. And they were livid.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And then she got in her car and she said, not only am I getting dancing with the stars, I'm going to fucking win it. And I love that energy.

Speaker 1 She said that. Yeah.
So that's why people turn. So they're mad.
And here's the other thing. Only women watch reality TV and no one hates a woman more than another fucking woman.

Speaker 1 And so people wanted her to see her not succeed at it, even though I do think she's one of the best dancers on there.

Speaker 1 I get very sensitive to, like, they were showing this scene where they showed all the girls auditioning for Dancing with the Stars in a meeting.

Speaker 1 And then when her meeting came, it cut to all these confessionals of all the girls being like, oh my God, Whitney, when her meeting was the same as everyone else's. Yeah.
So seeing.

Speaker 1 And Taylor went on to get Bachelor.

Speaker 1 But it's again, it's the kind of person that people

Speaker 1 feel like people watch reality TV and obviously don't have it from our lens, but like people are like, don't realize, okay, the bachelorette is ABC and Hulu.

Speaker 1 Taylor got the bachelorette because she's on mom talk. It's the same thing as Whitney going on Dancing with the Stars.
Like it's all one network.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And also these people are making money for the network right the network wants them on other things because it's

Speaker 1 people made money tv gets you made the most money the tv

Speaker 1 they're making the money yeah um but my also

Speaker 1 sorry are you mad at whitney for having vijon wait so are you mad at whitney for being honest i love that she was like this is what i want also sorry are you mad at whitney because she was given a platform and she goes how am i going to capitalize it 20 times

Speaker 1 happy you agree with me i'm I'm 100%

Speaker 1 weirded out if she like lied to everyone and then like took someone else's spot. Also, I wholeheartedly agree with her.

Speaker 1 And as someone who didn't even really like her the first season, I'm on her side. Oh,

Speaker 1 get your coins out. I've been in that situation too where, like, sometimes you are so annoyed with people, you're just like, This is my truth, and then they're mad at you for it.

Speaker 1 And you're like, Here's the other thing: people that are on reality TV, I would even say specifically Mormon wives,

Speaker 1 They had a vision for their lives.

Speaker 1 I don't think being on a reality show popped into their head, but they were given this opportunity and they thought, oh my God, the actual dream I had for my life, this can help me get there.

Speaker 1 Her actual dream is to be a dancer, a performer. They're going to put her in Chicago.
She's going to be on her. She better be in Chicago.
Also,

Speaker 1 this is a girl who was born into a religion that's basically says you are like a servant of your husband. Yeah.
So for her.

Speaker 1 and her husband actually I think of the whole group is the most supportive of the husband. So for her to get out of that we should be applauding.

Speaker 1 Okay I'm glad that my gut was right in this because I watched every episode of Dancing with the Stars and I'm sick to my stomach to the point that I might boycott it. And I'm sick.

Speaker 1 I'm sick to my laugh. It's people that like aren't even close to as good as her.
So this is kind of the tea. There's this guy Andy.

Speaker 1 There's always someone on the show who's like an older guy who's like really funny. He's like, like,

Speaker 1 but he sucks. Oh, I know Andy.
Andy Richter. But it's funny because there's a woman who's exactly his age that no one treats like that.
But because she's a woman.

Speaker 1 Because she's a woman, but everyone's like, Andy's so cute. And that late, they're like, do better to the older woman.
But anyway,

Speaker 1 Andy, everyone finally was like, we have to vote this guy off. He can't dance.
We have to vote him off. So he gets voted off.

Speaker 1 But then everyone's like, we have to vote Whitney off because she can dance. And it's not fair that she's such a good dancer.

Speaker 1 And Andy goes on TikTok and goes, guys, first you want to vote me off because I can't. Then you vote off someone who can.
What's going on here? Also, Alex Earl has dance training.

Speaker 1 The other woman has dance training. The other one's a gymnast.
So like she's training. She can move her body.
She's a professional at moving her body.

Speaker 1 Dillon Francat.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 yeah, those are like the people. Oh, and Robert Irwin, who's amazing.
But like, it was supposed to be Robert Irwin, Whitney, and Alex Earl are like the top three favorites.

Speaker 1 For Whitney to get voted off when she she did. Before even the semifinals.

Speaker 1 It was the semifinals, but the semis are like a lot of people make the finals.

Speaker 1 It was so upsetting. And I do have to say, you guys, as someone who's done TV, when a camera's in your face, when you're emotional, it's very hard to hold it together.
Totally.

Speaker 1 And in that moment, I was like, we're going to see her character a little bit. The mic goes to her and she goes, I'm so grateful for this opportunity.
I met so many incredible people.

Speaker 1 I love you so much. Thank you.

Speaker 1 A queen.

Speaker 1 And I was like, you know what? I respect her because she got fucked. And I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Cause I know you also love the show.

Speaker 1 I would assume that the people watching Dancing with the Stars are of a certain age and certain gender, and that's probably over 55, a woman, and they probably have a couple sons.

Speaker 1 But I feel like that the normal watchers of Dancing with the Stars voted for her because they were like she's an incredible dancer i love her but it was the tick tock people who watched mormon wives that were like we're getting her off which are women true

Speaker 1 sad it's actually so sad i wish that we the energy we took to take another woman down we took to take a man down yeah no literally any man and any man i have a list i have a list hannah and people go i don't like her personality she's dancing all these other people who are not as good dancers as her not working as hard as her not as fun to watch not well that's not as committed she's extremely committed

Speaker 1 she just has like presence on screen I'm sorry like not all celebrities are people who get famous yeah do you actually want to watch them on screen yeah she's on

Speaker 1 Mormon wives because I'm sorry without her it's not as good yeah like I do also I hate the gang up I hate the bullying. I hate it on screen.
I hate it off screen.

Speaker 1 So like when I see everyone decide like, fuck Whitney, when it's like, give me something that she did that wasn't edited on a TV show. Here's the other thing.

Speaker 1 When one person is doing better than everyone else, everyone else is like, we gotta claw her down because sunflower syndrome. She makes us look bad that we didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 And it's like, okay, well, sorry. You have this, have the same amount of time in the day as Beyonce and you didn't get it done honey like I'm very upset I'm mad at people

Speaker 1 I'm disappointed

Speaker 1 now no and now we're mad and like the bat I used to watch the bachelor a lot yeah and then one season they go we're gonna mix it up and we're gonna have two bachelorettes and we're gonna have the men decide which one is the bachelor I said no What man?

Speaker 1 Why are we giving the men's decisions?

Speaker 1 And I said, I can't watch this anymore. I'm not watching two women fight it out for men to like them.

Speaker 1 I'll watch 20 women fight it out with one man, but not that. Not that.
I have boundaries. I have boundaries.
I have boundaries.

Speaker 1 So anyway, I'm very upset, but Whitney already posted that she's in New York and like she's probably. I think she's auditioning for Chicago.
As she fucking should.

Speaker 1 I selfishly just loved watching her dance. And I love people.
I love their dreams coming true. Yeah,

Speaker 1 she wanted to be on it for so long. But the truth is, when

Speaker 1 the cream rises to the top and she's going to keep going and she's going to do well. Final thing.
Yeah. Back to me.
Rosalia followed me on Instagram. She did.

Speaker 1 And I was going to post about it, but then I was like, that's not cool. And then immediately I was like, what would a cool person post on Instagram?

Speaker 1 And then I was like, what does Rosalia think is cool that I should post on Instagram? So I am in a rut. I'm in a creative rut.
Okay. I'm overthinking everything.

Speaker 1 Think about it because the last time we got into this situation,

Speaker 1 we apologize to Haley. It was like a whole whole thing well

Speaker 1 i think like if someone famous follows you like

Speaker 1 she's my like actually my style icon wait i had someone famous follow me and i haven't brought it up because i'm like so scared about it oh no and like because i just like i got nervous like immediately and i can't like look at it and i can't like follow back because i'm so scared channing tatum

Speaker 1 i'm like are we getting married wait no channing's a giggler I think he thinks things are funny.

Speaker 1 No, Channing is a full giggler. I know people who know people

Speaker 1 who know

Speaker 1 he knows us. Like, I got nervous.
Well, he's my ex-boyfriend. Right.
He's your ex-boyfriend. So he's probably, honestly, he's probably like looking at your page to see my stuff.
That's what I thought.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's typical Channing.
Wait, also, I went to the Bloomingdale

Speaker 1 window reveal this year. How beautiful.
Wait, I can't believe I've never done that before.

Speaker 1 She was

Speaker 1 so phenomenal. Ray, we're talking about funny because Olivia Dean is blowing up like British jazz girl.
Yeah. And I was like, Ray's been

Speaker 1 working hard. So Ray now has the song.
The jazz British Girls.

Speaker 1 Actually, The British Girls Now, plus Lily Allen. No, I'm not.
I'm kind of crushing it. Now I'm like, dude, again.

Speaker 1 Should we change the subject? I can call Victoria. Oh, my God.
Wait.

Speaker 1 And then I was with a girlfriend who

Speaker 1 she's blonde.

Speaker 1 I was with a girlfriend who knows Victoria Beckham,

Speaker 1 and she had said something, and she was like, Oh, yeah, Victoria said that about you. And I go, Sir?

Speaker 1 Sorry, what?

Speaker 1 She's like, Yeah, me and Victoria talked about you. And I was like,

Speaker 1 Okay. Wait, that's like when you have a question, you're like, What do they say?

Speaker 1 No, that's literally

Speaker 1 every fucking word. I was like, What was her tone though? Like, what was her toilet combo, or was she just like, Oh, yeah, I know her, or was she like, Oh my god, I love her?

Speaker 1 She's like, No, she thinks you're so adorable. I'm like,

Speaker 1 I am adorable.

Speaker 1 She's actually spot on. That's why I checked your website.
It said, She's adorable.

Speaker 1 Victoria Beckham. Wait, now when you go on stage, people go, She has a big podcast.
Victoria Beckham called her adorable. Literally, that's how people should introduce me from now.

Speaker 1 Anyway,

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It's like my

Speaker 1 favorite. Let's start from the beginning.
What do you like about Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 No, I love Thanksgiving too. I can't wait.
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