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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Harry, fix your Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 1 What's up, my grumpy gigglers?

Speaker 1 This is what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 We need to normalize being grumpy, okay? It's okay to be grumpy. Let women grump.
Oh, I thought you were going to talk about, like, if you're watching this podcast,

Speaker 1 we're in two different places. We're virtual, which I love when we're virtual because I always do a hair mask when we're virtual.
Or you had your hair fully up on a towel last time.

Speaker 1 You didn't even mask it. I didn't even try.
You were in the shower during the last pod. I was showering.

Speaker 1 No, I just want to say that this is the most unserious podcast to ever exist. Hannah, we've been on multiple lists.
We've won awards. This is the most unserious hour of my entire week.

Speaker 1 And people are like, this is her best accolade. I'm like, this is a joke.
Wait, I literally just had a lady yell out of a car going, giggly girl, I don't even have a real name anymore.

Speaker 1 I don't even have a real name. Wait, can I also just let everyone know?

Speaker 1 I just got my period.

Speaker 1 I just finished mine. Not to make it about me.
I'm so sorry. I'm trying to work on mine.

Speaker 1 We're both. I just got my period.
I also just got off a four-hour flight. I also just had three shows this weekend.
I also think I, um, I have a really bad, I think I have a sinus infection.

Speaker 1 But besides that, I feel really good. I wouldn't wish a sinus infection on my worst enemy.
It's my go-to. Like, when my body wants to shut down, that's my, you know how, like, you have UTIs.

Speaker 1 I have sinus. UTIs.
My UTI is up my nose.

Speaker 1 See, I've only ever had one sinus infection, and I'm not kidding. I thought I was dying.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's like some of the worst pain ever. It becomes mental, too.
You're like, it's, it's dark.

Speaker 1 But um, yeah.

Speaker 1 Wait, I miss you.

Speaker 1 No, I miss you so much. I promise to the gigglers that like we're gonna settle down and get like a studio space that's like giggly squad centric and we're gonna record in it every week.

Speaker 1 But I think it's funny to have some that I'm in LA looking like Joe Rogan and you're just at a spa

Speaker 1 at a retreat. I'm in jail wearing Daphne.

Speaker 1 Also, I have headphones on. Like I'm in the zone right now.
For what? You're in the zone for what? I don't know. Making silly, silly jokes.

Speaker 1 I had like

Speaker 1 one of the most relaxing weekends. We had a very different weekend.

Speaker 1 We had very different weekends. And I had a relaxing weekend in such a page

Speaker 1 way. What did you do? And by that, I mean I hit my 10,000 steps.
I drank tea on Friday night. I went shopping at an outlet on Saturday.

Speaker 1 I love a sale. I love a bargain.
Like, I literally touched so much grass. I was going to say, bring back shopping in person.

Speaker 1 Like it's what it's one of my favorite things to do. To see something, touch it, try it on the dressing room, realize it looks stupid on you.
Like, that's a memory we all miss.

Speaker 1 And like, to go shopping and then say, do you want to get lunch is like, sorry, that's my version of like, don't talk dirty to me. Like, that is so.

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my, that's my bad. That's my favorite day ever is to go to a couple stores and then stop and have lunch.

Speaker 1 Go to a couple stores, get overstimulated, have to talk to some people you don't want to talk to, and then have to pee really bad and not know where to pee. That's my idea of a perfect afternoon.

Speaker 1 Yeah. What was your weekend like?

Speaker 1 Well, I took my mom and my uncle on tour with me because my uncle is his birthday and he's like, I want you to take me on tour. And I'm like,

Speaker 1 whatever you're into, I don't judge.

Speaker 1 It's not glamorous.

Speaker 1 Let me just preface with it's not glamorous. So they've never been to Texas, my mom and my uncle.
So they're like, we want to come with you to Texas.

Speaker 1 So we went to Houston, Austin, and Dallas, the same run we did.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 it wasn't good for my dairy.

Speaker 1 Now my new thing is just posting online being like, is this dairy? And it's just cheese enchiladas. And everyone's like, no, it doesn't count in Texas.

Speaker 1 I was just going to say, Texas has their own set of rules and dairy is.

Speaker 1 They're doing like they're doing more than dairy. What are they doing? They're doing like that.
What's the thing that people get so mad on TikTok about? That's one of my favorite things about TikTok.

Speaker 1 People can get so mad about things.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't even know what that is to get mad at it I love when there's drama about something I don't know and I get to start on the ground floor I get sometimes I can't find the original tick tock that people are even mad about but I'll still get an opinion on it I'm like I need the root of this argument my current niche one have you heard heard about hair by Chrissy

Speaker 1 no

Speaker 1 Okay, this girl, Hair by Chrissy, I don't know where she's located. It seems like Texas, it could be LA.
And it's it's this lady that owns a salon that all these like influencers go to.

Speaker 1 So this young girl goes, hey, I just paid $4,000 for Hair by Chrissy. And she came over for like a minute and like touched my hair for like 90 seconds total.
And I feel scammed.

Speaker 1 So the internet is losing their mind on whether if you... So who did the girl's hair? She basically is like, what do you want?

Speaker 1 And then she'd get like five other girls to do everything else, but she'll come in and like curl one hair or like check it to make sure it looks good. So, like,

Speaker 1 yeah, that's outsourcing. She's outsourcing.
She's giving you like a consultation and saying you got your hair done by her, but really, she's like outsourced the work. Yeah, and I think the problem.

Speaker 1 Also, what 13-year-old is paying four grand for a wait, wait, wait, she was 13.

Speaker 1 She isn't 13.

Speaker 1 I don't, you know, anyone, anyone who's young nowadays, I don't know.

Speaker 1 But this is like, this is like

Speaker 1 18.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she was like 18. Okay, got it, got it, got it.

Speaker 1 No, I'm not abreast with that TikTok. Also, these girls are getting like extensions sewn in.

Speaker 1 I feel like that would give me a headache immediately. I'd be like, can you take it off? Like after eight hours, I'd be like, wait, it's kind of itching me.
Can you take it off?

Speaker 1 It's interesting because you've been wearing extensions.

Speaker 1 for like a couple weeks now. Clip-ins.
You're using clip-ins. Like a clip-in.

Speaker 1 And you don't think that you could ever

Speaker 1 run with the big big dogs. Oh, no.
No, no, no. I'm not.
I can't be with the Mormon housewife. This is my thing, though.
What I love about clip-ins, is they put it in.

Speaker 1 You're like, that's uncomfortable, but it's going to feel so fucking good when I get home. And I do it slow, too.

Speaker 1 Like, I put up my phone on Do Not Disturb, and I slowly unclip them with some, like, with some music. It's sensual.

Speaker 1 I was just going to say.

Speaker 1 You're learning your own body. You're like, that's bad touch.
No, don't like that. I'm like, Des, can you scratch my head? No, he's busy.
I'm over here with my.

Speaker 1 And then, yeah, I, so I've been enjoying my clippies, my clip-ins, but I become a monster with them. You've become a monster? Yeah, when I have clippins, I like, I think I'm Mariana Grande and Wicked.

Speaker 1 I'm like, what?

Speaker 1 Have you watched It's All Her Fault or All Her Fault? I started it. I fucking love Sarah Snook.
Love it. Also, I love the name Sarah Snook.
If my name was Sarah Snook

Speaker 1 The Australian Redhead.

Speaker 1 Oh, is that her name? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Her real name? Yeah, she was named after Snookie.

Speaker 1 I'm just kidding. No, if my name is Sarah Snook, I'd be like, hi, I'm Sarah Snook.
Nice to meet you. It's double-s reporting to business.

Speaker 1 Can I tell you that I've actually been re-watching Jersey Shore

Speaker 1 and I'm on season five? And there's.

Speaker 1 I'm not kidding. This is going to sound so insane.
There's something extremely calming about it. Well, it's also like a beautiful, simple time when, like, our biggest worry was our Facebook wall.

Speaker 1 I didn't realize

Speaker 1 how much drama happened on that show. Wait, are they in Italy yet? Did they go to Italy yet? We did Italy.
We're back in the Jersey Shore.

Speaker 1 So the situation, which by the way, the fact that his name was the situation, that is so many syllables for a nickname.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't remember in real time where like he was, like, a full-on drug addict and then, like, came back for season six and was like, I'm sober now. Like, I was scared of the cattle.

Speaker 1 And he brushed his head into the drywall in Italy

Speaker 1 to get home because he was out of drugs.

Speaker 1 It's so funny because, like, watching reality TV and then them, like, like, hearing, like, okay, well, this is, this happened because he wanted more drugs.

Speaker 1 But, like, as the viewer, you would have never known that. It's just so funny to watch now knowing like all the lore.
Can I give a reality TV hot take, which we occasionally do?

Speaker 1 We are at the point, I haven't been watching reality TV, however, I believe I sent it in the ether.

Speaker 1 We're at the point where we need to let people fight about production because at the end of the day, I think everyone understands now that the fights are about production. So yes.

Speaker 1 Well, I've been watching Mormon Housewives, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and

Speaker 1 their whole

Speaker 1 thing is about production. Well, Well, the first season tends to not be about production because people are like actually getting to know each other.

Speaker 1 But then it becomes, and let me say a general example. I'm not saying this happened to anyone, but it'll be like you're in the car and they're like, okay,

Speaker 1 wait like 30 minutes. You get there and some girl's like, why are you always late? You can't say production told me to, or you do, but obviously they cut that part.

Speaker 1 And they're like, I don't like your attitude. I hate you.
Next thing you know, it's a huge fight. Yeah.
All because of production.

Speaker 1 The majority of the reason people people are fighting on reality TV is because they're mad that someone else is infringing on their reputation. Yes.

Speaker 1 Like you're fucking like you're fucking with how I'm coming off to America and now I have to kill you. Yes.
Yes. Yes.
So sometimes things might not look that bad.

Speaker 1 Like they're like, hey, she's just asking her a question. It's like, no, that question.

Speaker 1 The fact you're the one that agreed to ask me that is fucked up. Also, do you know Mormons are like incredible at show tunes?

Speaker 1 The more I learn about Mormons, the more I'm not surprised. Yeah, what else would they do but be able to sing and dance? They can't drink.

Speaker 1 Like half the people on Dancy with the Stars, my new religion, are Mormons because like the Huff brother sister are Mormons. Whitney's obviously Mormon.
Riley Arnold isn't is Mormon.

Speaker 1 I know you don't know these names, but they're huge in the dance community. No, I actually I didn't know Julianne Huff was Mormon.
Yeah. Yeah because they just sat around and um like danced and sang

Speaker 1 and the gay male Mormons were like, this is awesome. Yeah.
And they like toss each other around and shake beds. But I'm not getting into it.
One note about Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 1 I have ideas for this brand because it's doing so well this year. We need to expand.
I pitched it. What is it? What is it this year?

Speaker 1 No, truly. I think it's like very interesting.

Speaker 1 Dancing with the Stars has been on for what, like 20 years? Yeah. I've talked to my sources.
I've talked to my sources. and it was the biggest thing ever to come on TV.

Speaker 1 Then it like went and had a lull. Then it was almost seen as like if you went on dancing with the stars, your career was over.
That was your final, like, hurrah.

Speaker 1 You went on dancing with the stars. Now, all of a sudden, it's having this like Gen Z resurgence.

Speaker 1 Gen Z is obsessed with things millennials did.

Speaker 1 It's really crazy. They're like really obsessed with how we partied in high school.
I think it's because we're so close, but so far. Like, they're obsessed with 2000 and like four

Speaker 1 to 2016.

Speaker 1 Like, just listen to Kesha. Just listen to Kesha, and you'll get it.
Like, listen to Kesha and put navy eyeliner on your underlid, and that's it.

Speaker 1 But what is it that, like, Dancing with the Stars had that comeback? There's a social media girl. that works for them that is doing so well with their TikToks.

Speaker 1 And so basically the last two years, it's kind of like our podcast. Like, our podcast was doing well, and then we started posting all our clips, and it started doing that much better.

Speaker 1 I also, let's give credit to Alex Earl. Let's give credit to the Mormon Housewives.

Speaker 1 These, these like people who aren't considered Hollywood famous, who are actually more famous than A-listers in some capacity, are bringing like serious views to the show and serious.

Speaker 1 Wait, I feel like a ESPN reporter for Dancing World. No, why do I

Speaker 1 know? Like, actually,

Speaker 1 I've changed. No, this visual is really fucking with me because I have like multiple lights because I looked dead.
I feel like I'm in the chair. I'm at CNN headquarters.

Speaker 1 And I'm like,

Speaker 1 we actually have Hannah on the scene right now. Hannah, what are you seeing?

Speaker 1 Thank you so much, Paige. Hope you're doing well.

Speaker 1 I want to pitch a Dancing with the Stars doing different things, and I realize what it has to be. And it's going to be violent, and there will be blood.

Speaker 1 But I want to see Dancing with the Stars figure skating.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm sure they've thought about it. I've got to help me out.
I've heard, I saw, I was watching figure skaters and it was reminding me of Dancing with the Stars. It's so you're just dancing on ice.

Speaker 1 I mean, a lot of Disney on ice. Hulu, Hulu, hello.
The brand's already there. The problem is, is you can lose multiple fingers.
You could, like, you know, people break noses in the dance.

Speaker 1 You could, they could slice, your innards could fall out. Is that good TV, though? Is that good TV? Is that good TV? I, yeah, like, you're slice it.

Speaker 1 No, I actually already, I already thought about it, declined my offer. Thank you so much.
Well, you were anything physical, you're not getting involved. I do,

Speaker 1 I do feel like people like to ask, though. They're like, Paige.

Speaker 1 If there's one reality show that from my childhood, I would

Speaker 1 partake in if they brought it back was called Supermarket Sweep. And it was people

Speaker 1 that used to

Speaker 1 be timed going through the grocery store. And I thought that it was some of the best television to ever grace.
It was just a way of tricking people to do chores. Yeah, I loved it.

Speaker 1 And it was like you had to guess what was on sale and your items had to add up to a certain number and you had to, it was just supermarket sweep. And I loved it.
That was very Italian mom of you.

Speaker 1 Well, I would actually watch it with my Aunt Pam

Speaker 1 in the summer.

Speaker 1 Aunt Pam is like, look at these fucking amateurs. Yeah, while my grandma would like make

Speaker 1 like making dinner or something. They can't even find the produce aisle.

Speaker 1 They can't find the produce aisle. What the fuck is this guy doing? Whenever it was a man, I'm like, why is he doing this? This man has no idea.

Speaker 1 When people say that they had like really good childhoods, it's

Speaker 1 the similarity between people that had good childhoods, it's that they lived a certain amount of years as an old woman.

Speaker 1 Like

Speaker 1 I lived a certain amount of years as a 75-year-old smoker. You know, like

Speaker 1 I had my shows. I woke up late.
I had like morning coffee. I had debriefs.
You know, like I like I went to bed late and I sipped on Pepsi while like a Yankee game was on.

Speaker 1 You know, like I was an old woman. The truth is, a good life is circular.
The way you start your life and end your life is the same.

Speaker 1 Unfortunately, right now, we're in a little bit of a chaotic moment. But I started, you know, you're like watching morning TV, you know, because you have nothing to do during the day.

Speaker 1 You're having a slow morning.

Speaker 1 Oh, the peaceful. You have chocolate milk for no reason.
If you peed yourself, it's like not that big a deal. You can say anything you want.
You could say inappropriate things.

Speaker 1 You could forget things and everyone goes, oh, that was cute. That's when you're old and young.
But this age, we can't get away with it as much.

Speaker 1 Anyway, so yeah, Denzi with the stars on ice. Maybe it won't work.
Wait, what show... Okay, I wanted,

Speaker 1 as you guys know, like I'm an artist. I actually like kind of wanted to be on Project Runway as a designer.
No.

Speaker 1 But not to like have a fashion line, like just to make stuff. Like I like the idea of like...
This is so you. This is so you.

Speaker 1 You're like, I actually really want to do this, but first, I'm going to change it to what I think it should be. I'm going to do it.
And then.

Speaker 1 I wasn't like thinking fashion industry. I was like, okay, I can make a sick dress out of this, whatever they're trying to do.
Like, I'm an idea person.

Speaker 1 I'm a creative director. So I was into that stuff.
But yeah, anything, survivor, no, MTV.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Made.

Speaker 1 Is that what it's called?

Speaker 1 Oh, I thought you were going to

Speaker 1 MTV made. Sorry.
I thought you were going to.

Speaker 1 MTV Made, and then you were going to see the show. What would you have want to be made into?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Yeah.
These were like such good ones. At the time,

Speaker 1 like it was people being like, I want to be like captain of the cheerleading squad. I want to be like, it was like very sports related.

Speaker 1 So like when I would watch it and I was younger, I was like, I want to be like the dance captain. I was going to say

Speaker 1 now I want to

Speaker 1 be made into someone who doesn't have anxiety. You know, like

Speaker 1 the dance captain is for someone else. And that's my segue to our documentary of the week,

Speaker 1 Eddie Murphy.

Speaker 1 I saw it. I didn't click on it, but I figured you watched it.
This sweet, I'm gonna cry, this sweet, sweet, sweet man.

Speaker 1 Eddie Murphy at one point says,

Speaker 1 happiness is not about how much money you make, how much fame you have, da da da da. It's how much peace you have in your mind.

Speaker 1 It's so true. And my king, Eddie Murphy, blows up in the 80s.

Speaker 1 Like he was the first, he was like one of the first leading black actors to like star in a huge, huge Hollywood movie that like financially killed it. And he was the biggest star of the 80s.

Speaker 1 And he'd like be hanging out with Rick James. He's doing music.
He could do every impression, whatever. He also doesn't drink, doesn't smoke.
Honestly, Eddie and I like would have hung out.

Speaker 1 He doesn't drink. He doesn't drink in the 80s.
He was hanging out with Rick James. He said shit would get kind of weird, and then he would just like leave, but he'd hang out all the time.

Speaker 1 And he was just like incredible. But this is the sad thing about it.

Speaker 1 People started to, you know, do impressions of him because he got so popular. And he had this laugh, this classic laugh, where he'd be like, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Speaker 1 I think that was his laugh. He was like, Ha!

Speaker 1 Anyway, it was the best laugh ever.

Speaker 1 He changed his laugh.

Speaker 1 He changed his laugh because people, like, I guess they were kind of making fun of him, but that was like how they would do, like, an SNL impression of him. And

Speaker 1 you're watching him, and he's doing like a different laugh the whole documentary, and you're like, where's Eddie? But it it got me thinking.

Speaker 1 That's so sad and also so dramatic. But also so fucking real because I don't know about you.

Speaker 1 I've been told I have annoying laughs and I think I've changed my laughs through the years depending on who my best friend is. Like, do you know how like

Speaker 1 you ever like hang out with someone and they have a certain laugh and next thing you know you both are like

Speaker 1 together?

Speaker 1 I think that's just like symbiosis though. I think that's just like osmosis.
I feel like sometimes I've changed my laugh based on.

Speaker 1 Well, all girls have had a moment where we've changed our laugh around our crush. Like you've been like...

Speaker 1 I went through like a week in like eighth grade where I changed my voice. Oh my God, what did you do? Where I was just like,

Speaker 1 like I swallowed a lot more than I normally did.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 I don't know why.

Speaker 1 Because like I met a girl and she like sounded cool and she like smalled a lot. And I was like, yeah like I'm I think she had a saliva problem I think she had

Speaker 1 she had a sinus infection she had like she had overactive saliva that was like when I thought it was cool in

Speaker 1 elementary school to do a half smile

Speaker 1 so I would do half smiles all my photos and I would just go and be going this

Speaker 1 I thought it was so cool

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Speaker 1 Wait, we didn't even talk about you being on Jimmy Fallon and taking your pants off.

Speaker 1 Look, we got to get ratings in these streets. Wait, Paige and I had

Speaker 1 Paige messaged me and she goes, did you just do what I think you did on Fallon? I said, yes, I did. And she goes, save it for a Giggly Squad.
And I said, I'll speak to you then. So here we are.

Speaker 1 Can I defend myself? I'm watching it and I'm like.

Speaker 1 It starts normal. Starts normal.
Starts normal, though. Yeah, I'm like, but she's wearing tights.
Like, I'm not getting it until then, like, at the final moment. I'm like, but she's in tights.

Speaker 1 And you're like, and I'll just rip them. I'm like,

Speaker 1 all my damns were like, check on page, check on page. I hate to say this.

Speaker 1 Jimmy Fallon has no calves. Okay.
So this is the behind the scenes of how this came about.

Speaker 1 When you go on a show, they have a producer that calls you and it's like, so what do you want to talk about? Now, this is what's tough with me and you. We be talking.
Like,

Speaker 1 my stories are out there. Anything that's ever been done.

Speaker 1 But let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 Something that is stressful is like when someone emails you and is like, a producer from the Jimmy Fallon show is going to call you and ask you like the funniest things you can say in five minutes.

Speaker 1 Go. And you're like, um, I don't have any friends or a life.
I have no funny things to say. Like, that's my immediate thought.
I'm like, I don't do anything.

Speaker 1 It's so true. They're like, do you have any funny stories? And I'm like, hmm,

Speaker 1 well.

Speaker 1 So they go, last time you were on, you did the worm it was amazing. The team loved it.
And I was like, thank you. And they go, so what else can you do? And I said, oh, that's

Speaker 1 that was it, babe. Like, that's all I have.
That's all I have to give. And she's like, do you have any other skills? And I'm like, I could play tennis, but we don't have a tennis court.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I could kind of juggle. Any talent.
Any talent at all. I go, I could juggle.
And she's like, okay, with what? And I'm like, balls. And she's like, not like any knives.
I was like, nope,

Speaker 1 balls. And I'm like, but not like under pressure.
And she's like, okay, I'm like, for like 10 seconds, I could juggle. And she's like, okay, okay, we'll go with that.
So I get off the phone.

Speaker 1 I go to Des and I'm like, I just told Jimmy Fallon show I was gonna juggle. And he was like, that makes no sense.
That makes no sense. Like, no one wants to see you juggle.
Also, you're not a juggler.

Speaker 1 Like, I've never seen you juggle before.

Speaker 1 So Dez is

Speaker 1 that, like, you're not very pretty and you're not very bright. Like, anytime we say say an idea to Des, he's like, how have you guys made it this far in life?

Speaker 1 Like, you guys are so lucky Des is here to veto my shit. Yeah, he'll genuinely look at us and be like, people ask you questions and they look to you for the answers.
How?

Speaker 1 Des and I work together.

Speaker 1 creatively very well because as you I told you guys I'm an ideas person I'm coming up with ideas and Des is just slashing them down and when every time some situation goes email to myself you know what It's nice to know that no matter where we are in our lives, we'll always have someone that isn't a yes person.

Speaker 1 He's more of a no guy. And we need that.
We need that. The truth is, is the man is honest with me.
My honest king. And every now and then, does it hurt? Yeah.

Speaker 1 There have been a couple real stingers. Yeah.
My Scorpio king. But he's like, no, email them right now.
You're not juggling.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, okay, well, I don't have what other skill because I don't have that many stories. And

Speaker 1 he

Speaker 1 was like, what? Why don't you do a calf-off? It was Des's idea. And I was like, that is interesting.
I'll pitch it to them. I'll see what they say.
So I pitch it to them. They say,

Speaker 1 I don't hear anything back. So I'm like, I think that's a good thing.

Speaker 1 And then I'm in the green room. No news is good news.
No news is good. No, no, shut.
Write that down.

Speaker 1 So now when you've gone to the Fallon show a couple times, the tonight show,

Speaker 1 at first

Speaker 1 he introduced himself to you, but now it's like, I feel like we go way back. So like he walks into the green room and he's like, hey, saw you at the Ryder Cup.

Speaker 1 I'm like, Jen Mei, Jem Mei, Jem Mei, what's good? And then I go, it's crazy that you agreed to the calf-off. And he goes, oh, I didn't.

Speaker 1 He's like, but my team told me that

Speaker 1 no stories. He goes, I didn't agree to it, but I guess we're doing it.
And I'm like okay so we're laughing he leaves and then i realize i'm wearing tights

Speaker 1 so this is like all happening a little too close to showtime so no when you were no you didn't think when you were putting the tights on didn't cross your mind oh well shout out to hugh h-u-e they have incredible tights um

Speaker 1 Wait, I actually almost had a full meltdown in the green room because,

Speaker 1 oh God. Okay, i put on my skims

Speaker 1 and then i put on my tights and i the tights had like a lining that then when i put my dress over it you could see the line ever so slightly okay and actually grace was sitting there and they were like we could see this bump in your dress and they're like can you take off the spanks take off the tights and then put it on with the spanks

Speaker 1 over the no no no the way i almost had a meltdown so i'm fighting for my life back there i'm i'm i'm fighting for my life. Labia out at this point.
Spanks are one of those things that, like.

Speaker 1 Humbling. No, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 No one warns you for the first. I'm not kidding.
It's like emotional. No one warns you for the first time that someone says to you, do you have any spanks for under that?

Speaker 1 Where you're like,

Speaker 1 sorry,

Speaker 1 I think I misheard you.

Speaker 1 You want me to put spanks on under this? Like, my mom wears spanks. Like, it's very...

Speaker 1 We used to raw dog bodycon dresses. Yeah.
Do you remember the days, American apparel body con dress, throw it on, show up to the house party? That was freeing. Nowadays,

Speaker 1 I need to stuff myself.

Speaker 1 Fuck a bot mitzvah. You become a woman when someone says,

Speaker 1 Here are your first steps. That's why you become a woman.
Like, that is.

Speaker 1 You were there one of our shows with my mom, where my mom looked at me, took off her spanks, and gave me her spanks. Because she's like, you're not going on stage like that.

Speaker 1 I'm going on stage with no spanks. So, anyway, I'm fighting for my life.
And then I look at the producer and I'm like, oh my God, and these tights are gorgeous. And they go with the outfit.

Speaker 1 We have to figure something out. And she goes, oh, okay, we'll bring out a scissor for you.
And I was like, okay.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, turn to Grace. I'm like, am I about to like

Speaker 1 bleed to death on Timmy Palette trying to like

Speaker 1 I'm not a fucking like collage artist. I don't know how to well, I've never cut a tight before with a little adrenaline.
I'll mess up anything. Yeah.
Like with a camera on me, who knows?

Speaker 1 You see, it's so crazy because I'd be like, I'm not gonna be strong enough in the moment to rip my tights. I'm gonna need the scissors.

Speaker 1 Where you were like, I will

Speaker 1 Accidentally stab everyone in the audience My second brain can't be trusted

Speaker 1 on live television literally like a toddler I'm like you can't give me scissors without an adult in the room like what you're like my mom's not even here no and then there wasn't like a practice run with it obviously so I'm but this is again where I think we have to talk about mindset because I was in there feeling good I didn't have a beta blocker.

Speaker 1 I was excited to see Jimmy. I liked some of my stories.
And I said, I'm going to leave the rest to God. Let go and let God.
When I look back at it, so many times.

Speaker 1 He's in Jersey short and he just got that tattoo across his chest. So it's actually

Speaker 1 so timely. It's so aligned.
Let go and let God.

Speaker 1 Anthony was watching over me. I knew that.

Speaker 1 So so many things could have gone wrong, especially because we start the bit, and I assume someone's going to give me a scissor, but no one gives me a scissor. And I said, oh.

Speaker 1 They're about to let the monster out of its cage. And I said, I'm about to be the Hulk, and I'm going to...

Speaker 1 You're You're on, you're on, you're live.

Speaker 1 This is live, there's no scissors, and I, and I was like, We're ripping it, and somehow, imagine if I were to rip it, and it like you can't really see the calf. Like, this is this is the finale.

Speaker 1 It could have been the wrong spot, it could have been too high.

Speaker 1 I could have not opened it, but like, yeah, that's something you would do. You'd be like, I'm so weak, I'm so little.

Speaker 1 But also, I do have to say, I did Google Jimmy Fallon calf beforehand, and there's one paparazzi shot of him running, and I was like, I think I could take him. I think I could take him.

Speaker 1 I saw what I needed to see. So anyway, I rip it, and the crowd has a great reaction, and I kind of laugh, and I walk off stage, and I'm like,

Speaker 1 did it work? And the whole, everyone backstage was like, Your calf has never looked bigger. And I'm like,

Speaker 1 Hannah, it

Speaker 1 I think I said this to you. It looked like someone inserted a dinner plate in your cal.
I was like, how is it so angular?

Speaker 1 The calf gods were watching over me and like the bit couldn't have worked better, but like there was a 3% chance that was going to hit.

Speaker 1 I also think like the coloring of the katite was like adding a little contour, like it was doing something.

Speaker 1 The only thing I could think of, and this was actually the majority of my DMs, was that you shaved your legs. Because I was like, if there's a zoom in,

Speaker 1 I'm going to be so real. There was like two-day-old

Speaker 1 hair that if they zoomed in, they would have seen. But I had bigger problems in that moment.
Like, I was worried about a lot of things. Also, all I do is try to not rip tights.

Speaker 1 So, there was something very satisfying about just ripping a tight. Something rebellious.
Yeah, like let out your anger by like ripping an old tight you don't want.

Speaker 1 But, um, so yeah, that's how all that came to be.

Speaker 1 So that's, um, yeah, that's how that all played out. Also, um, awesome.
Just raising awareness about these, these talk shows and when you like are promoting something,

Speaker 1 it's crazy because sometimes you meet people like with the camera on you. Like, I did the Today Show, and Chloe Feynman was there, and I've never met her.

Speaker 1 So, the moment I meet her is me walking on stage and the camera's on. So, you're in like camera mode.
You're like, hey, hey, hi, nice to meet you. Like, it's the weirdest thing.

Speaker 1 Like, the first time I met Kelly Clarkson, I was doing, I was hosting a game show, and I'm like, this isn't how I wanted us to meet.

Speaker 1 Right. Then you were standing like that.
Yeah, I literally was just standing there. You were in game show host.
She was watching me read off a card. That's my nightmare.
That's your nightmare.

Speaker 1 That's my nightmare. Except I can do teleprompter, like, eerily good.
Yeah. Yeah.
If you're like the only thing I know how to do.

Speaker 1 I imagine you in school being like, can we do teleprompter instead of books? Thanks.

Speaker 1 I really shine a teleprompter

Speaker 1 in college. Like, being like a journalism major, I was so bad at everything except when we were like in studio and like I could literally could not read out loud in class.

Speaker 1 But once there was a teleprompter on me that I knew like a camera was watching me, I was Shakespeare. I couldn't, I couldn't stop speaking.

Speaker 1 Also, I came at Leslie Bibb

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 Jenna Hagerbush about Bobs. I sat down and it was like a fun bit.
Like, I just want to war in America against Bobs. And Leslie was like, why would you say that?

Speaker 1 Leslie was like, where are you coming from? My throat. I just met you.

Speaker 1 Wait, I'm obsessed with Leslie Bibb and her TikTok. She, like, has a house upstate that she's like, I think it's upstate that she's like redoing.
She's the sweetest angel. Also, stonin'.

Speaker 1 Stonin'. But I just want to like let people know that like just because the Bob works on some people, it doesn't work for everyone.
And I just was raising awareness.

Speaker 1 Okay, I'm actually really happy you said that because as someone who's had a Bob, I can't say that.

Speaker 1 No, you can't because you pull it off.

Speaker 1 I can't say that to people. Like, it's not for everyone.
Like, because that would come off really bitchy. True.

Speaker 1 But you over there with your clip-in extensions, you can say, hey, a Bob's not for everyone.

Speaker 1 No, it's not because I look like

Speaker 1 a scared Victorian boy.

Speaker 1 You look like an apprentice

Speaker 1 in the 1760s. I look like that evil king from Shrek.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, what else? Anyway, Eddie Murphy was in Shrek.

Speaker 1 Two Eddie Murphy movies you guys have to watch. Mulan, He Was the Lizard, and Shrek, when he's the donkey.
We have to watch some old nostalgic movies just to enjoy life again and to smile.

Speaker 1 What do you think about Kim Kardashian not passing the bar? Wait, we haven't even really talked about all his faith. Wait, not really.
We haven't talked about it at all. No.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's talk about it.

Speaker 1 You go first.

Speaker 1 It makes me so sad because,

Speaker 1 like, I don't know what that show is. Like, I, and this is someone who I love, the Kardashians.
I literally support. anything and everything that they do.

Speaker 1 Kim is one of those people where she's like, it's one in a million. Like, I would watch her on TV do anything.
Is she going to win an Oscar? No, not, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 But if she wants to keep being in shows, I'm going to keep watching them because I like the way she looks. I like her outfits.
I like the vibe. I like the aesthetic.

Speaker 1 I saw someone describe the show as very camp. And I don't know what camp really ever means.
No one does. And they nailed it.
No one does. And it's that's exactly what the show is.

Speaker 1 I'm so camp.

Speaker 1 I don't really.

Speaker 1 I went through a lot of different emotions and I was texting you throughout it. So the first three minutes.
And I love every actress in it. Obsessed.
The first three minutes are...

Speaker 1 You don't know if it's a comedy or a drama. Like, I couldn't tell if Sarah Paulson was being sarcastic or if she was seriously acting.
I do think it was a...

Speaker 1 I was confused. And then...
Kim Kardashian, some of her lines seem like everyone else is acting. And then it looks like they went to her and just like got the line and then they put it in.

Speaker 1 Do you know what I mean? Which is like Kim felt like she was really nervous, she was gonna mess up the lines, like word for word. That's how it felt.

Speaker 1 She was saying it seemed like they were like, Kim, say this line like 80 times, and we'll pick the best one. And like, that's how she did all her lines.

Speaker 1 And look, I don't care about whatever process, and it might have not been that, but that's what it was gonna be. I love it.
And if that's what worked, that's what worked.

Speaker 1 But it's so funny too, because we see Kim

Speaker 1 doing the greatest acting of all time, which is reality TV. So we're used to seeing, like, we know who Kim is as a person in a room.

Speaker 1 So I think that's why it also is hard for her to act because we know her personality so well. Not to like give her excuses.
But.

Speaker 1 Well, it's kind of similar like when certain actors, like when you go to their movies, they're playing themselves. Like Jason Statham is always playing Jason Statham.
Jennifer Aniston.

Speaker 1 So like you think of Kim, like you see Kim and you're like... Why is she stiff?

Speaker 1 you're like but be yourself like eat a salad shake a salad and make it believable but what I will say at first I was confused and then once then you're kind of rooting for her you're like yes deliver that line yes just get the hottest guy to be your husband on the show yes

Speaker 1 yes get a private check yeah I was like you know what yeah yeah

Speaker 1 Four alpha changes in four minutes. Hell yeah.
Then I like couldn't turn it off because I was like a a slow-mo montage of Kim like dreaming of smashing someone's car.

Speaker 1 It was selling Sunset, but Ryan Murphy style.

Speaker 1 When she just walked out the car for 15 seconds slow-mo, I was like, this is incredible. And you know what?

Speaker 1 I've been watching some like fancy arty-fartsy movies, and I'm 30 minutes in, and it's just all these like slow, weird, angular videography things. And I'm like, give me some entertainment.

Speaker 1 I want story. I want fun.
I want silly. I want goofy.
Okay, well, I'm going to just say this as someone who consumes television all day long, who like does not really watch reality TV.

Speaker 1 There's no shows for girls. I need more shows for girls.
Like every new show, it's like, okay, yeah, and you have to capture this and talk to this police officer.

Speaker 1 And then this detective is going to get murdered. And they started a company that you need to figure out, like, who the lawyer is.
And I'm like, stop. I want like more Emily.

Speaker 1 All this fair is for the girls for sure. And I also, there's something about older women, and I don't mean that older than us,

Speaker 1 being so successful and so rich that like I love watching. It's like a manifestation.
I love it. It's like, yes, this is what I want.

Speaker 1 Like they're on their eighth husbands and they're just like covered in jewels and it just seems very luxurious. And they lose it.

Speaker 1 Well, the most luxurious part about it, and I feel like I've like noticed this as I get older, is like the freedom of doing whatever you want. Like

Speaker 1 10 years ago, I would have said like, I want like a Birken bag or I want like this jewelry or whatever. And then like as you get older, I feel like...

Speaker 1 You're like, no, I just want to be able to do whatever I want. And all of them in that show can do whatever they want.
Like they're in control.

Speaker 1 So that's why we actually do think it's an Oscar nom, and people are giving it enough. And that's why, yeah, we are voting for it.
But

Speaker 1 what I love about Kim

Speaker 1 is everything Kim's accomplished started as an idea in her head, and she executes it, and everyone's laughed at her the entire time. But, like,

Speaker 1 what Skims has become is fucking bonkers. It's like partnered with Nike.

Speaker 1 But I love that she's like, wants to try to be everything and do everything. Pivot.

Speaker 1 Pivot. Also, who is going to tell you that you're bad? Also, I love that she posted all the tweets that were like, Kim, you're bad.
You're a bad actress.

Speaker 1 She was like, hell yeah. Like, I love it.
Why can't women do it all? Why can't we do everything? Do it badly. Why can't we normalize women doing things badly?

Speaker 1 Why do women have to be good at everything?

Speaker 1 No, men do so many

Speaker 1 things every single day.

Speaker 1 And we have to, and we literally pretend that they're doing a good job and we lie to them at least we're honest with women but like let her do it and let her be bad at it also I feel like Kim could pass the bar if she wasn't doing four thousand other projects like Nisi Nash was talking about how like Kim is literally like on the phone like yelling at like a business manager about something

Speaker 1 and then starting a new business and then having an acting coach and then studying for the bar while also shooting reality T V. I'm like, yeah, she's not passing the bar.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Even Legally Blonde, she like was at the library like for studying.
Wait, what do you think about Kim calling out her psychics?

Speaker 1 Wait, what? Did you see Kim say

Speaker 1 she called her sisters and she's like, all our psychics are bullshit. They all four of them told me I was going to pass the bar.
Well, well, well,

Speaker 1 you know what?

Speaker 1 I love that the Kardashians go to so many psychics. I love it.

Speaker 1 Maybe if you didn't go to so many psychics and instead of sitting and talking to psychics all the time and you looked at what was in the bar and didn't just look at ChatGBT.

Speaker 1 It's all about the Etsy witch these days. Oh,

Speaker 1 but like that scares me. See, that is too.

Speaker 1 You're my Etsy witch. My Catholic guilt comes into play there.
I'm like, that's dabbling too much with karma. I don't do that.
I can't do that. No, no, no, no.
But you're my Etsy witch. Yeah.
Oh,

Speaker 1 I have my own.

Speaker 1 I have my own.

Speaker 1 I literally texted Hannah something earlier today and I was like, and this happened to this person. And it wasn't like a bad thing that happened to that person.

Speaker 1 And I was like, I think my powers are really strong because I didn't mean.

Speaker 1 You guys look up the Sicilian Malocchio.

Speaker 1 Anywho. Oh, gosh.
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Speaker 1 Are you watching The Kardashians this season? Is it done? I actually am. I need to like get on.
It's like funny and like cute and like whatever And I have it on when I'm like on my walking pad.

Speaker 1 Let's normalize shows that you have on in the background. I can't, with all these, like, shows that you need a notepad.

Speaker 1 I don't want a notepad.

Speaker 1 I hate doing that podcast virtually.

Speaker 1 I can't, like, embrace you. You're not having a good time.
You go, I hate, I just gotta say this, but I hate this. I hate this.

Speaker 1 No, I feel like we're in like a business meeting where I'm just like, hello, come over. Like,

Speaker 1 I feel like you're like my friend. Like, I'm on the phone.
You know, like, what sometimes you're on the phone with your friend, and she's like, I don't know if I'm gonna come over yet.

Speaker 1 And, like, maybe later. And, like, you're like, just come over now.
And she's like, but I have things to do. Like, that's how I feel right now.
I'm like, we're just, we're on the phone anyway.

Speaker 1 Just come over. And you're like, sorry, I'm in LA.
I'm like, sorry, my mom's not letting me.

Speaker 1 Also, because I went into like a formal studio to record. So normally when we record virtually, I'm also like sitting on the floor.

Speaker 1 But now I'm like, I really do feel like I'm I'm no you're literally interviewing me it's making me uncomfortable

Speaker 1 and like I have K-18 in my hair right now and like aquaphor on my toes like I'm vulnerable like

Speaker 1 weird stuff is going on like other people are there and they're listening to me and I don't know what they look like

Speaker 1 and that freaks me out also I have to get my nails done after this and I'm gonna freak out

Speaker 1 I'm gonna cry I'm literally crying I mean this is like not a Oh, here's the other thing. This is like a Sunday evening.
We're recording on

Speaker 1 a Sunday.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of weird energy happening. Sundays are weird vibes.
Yeah, because... Weird energy.

Speaker 1 You're like, you're sad about the weekend ending, but you're also very anxious about the next week starting. So there's no positives anywhere you look.
We're scared.

Speaker 1 But like on Sunday nights, you ever like look at your calendar for a week, like for like the week ahead, and you like mentally have to be like, it's actually like not even that bad.

Speaker 1 Like you made it sound like it was so much worse than it is. I'm like, that's actually gonna be fun.
And you literally talk to yourself like you're your own child.

Speaker 1 You're like, you're gonna have a great time.

Speaker 1 I've been trying to tell myself it's not gonna be, it's not gonna be as bad as you think it's gonna be.

Speaker 1 But I do this new thing now that I look at my calendar and whatever's really pissing me off, I'm like, I'm canceling it.

Speaker 1 You actually, okay, you said something a couple weeks ago, couple months ago that you wanted to have like boundaries where you're like, no, I'm not doing it.

Speaker 1 In the past month, you've texted me things, hey, I don't want to do this. And I'm like,

Speaker 1 Great. Some of the things I don't need, I'm not even made a breath.

Speaker 1 I said no to things you haven't even heard of.

Speaker 1 Wait, what did you say? I say no to things that, yeah, you haven't even heard that have been happening.

Speaker 1 You're like, Do you want to do this? Is it your dream? And I'm like, I don't even know what you're speaking about. Yeah, cancel it.
There is a positive, there is a light happening right now.

Speaker 1 I bought a Furbo

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 let me just say, I was having a weird, like, wireless headphone thing with Furbo for a while. Like, okay.

Speaker 1 Even though you showed me Daphne on your Furbo all tour, I was like, yeah, but mine's not going to work. Like,

Speaker 1 how do you use a phone? How do you use an iPhone? I just thought the Furbo. Like, seriously.
How do you text? But also, like, when you get it, you have to install it. Like, it just doesn't.

Speaker 1 No, you don't. You plug it in.
No, you plug it in. There's no installation.

Speaker 1 you plug it in and you download the app this is so like when there's something that's gonna take one minute but like you take eight months stressing over it so i finally got a furbo for butter

Speaker 1 and it is so incredible because when i'm away from her i think she's at home trying to slit her wrist like that's what i envision butter does when i'm gone she's just like where's my mom I went off myself.

Speaker 1 Turns out she's just sleeping on the couch.

Speaker 1 She's living life. I know.
People get really mad at massive companies where they're like, that company should not be worth that much money. Furbo should.
Furbo should. Furbo.
Furbo should.

Speaker 1 Furbo deserves all the money in the world. No, Furbo.
Because it's

Speaker 1 special invention. Furbo is the only thing to get you out of depression.

Speaker 1 Right before I went on stage, I was just looking at my Furbo and I'm saying, I love you, Butter. I love you.
And then I give her her treats.

Speaker 1 And Butter, but at first, the way Butter was looking at me in the furboat, I got sad. But at least I was feeling something.
You know? You immediately become Buddy the Elf.

Speaker 1 You're like, amazing, I'll call you in five minutes. Like, stay right there.

Speaker 1 I will see you in a second.

Speaker 1 I'm getting notifications. So it'll say, butter's walking, butter's chewing.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And they want to help know your cat better. So they're like, is your cat gagging right now?

Speaker 1 Yep. Apparently, it seems so.
Yes. Like, they like to know.

Speaker 1 If, like, after this podcast, I can go and they're going to review all the things Butter's been up to because they can their AI is incredible where they cut all the moments of the day I missed where Butter did something cute and then I watch it.

Speaker 1 It's so then one thing though when I left I thought Dez was also leaving and like a couple hours later I go on the Furbo and I'm talking to her. Like a text from Dez.
He goes, I'm fucking napping.

Speaker 1 So I woke him up. By the way, you can watch people on the Furbook.
So I think Furbo is going to be the next thing where people see

Speaker 1 affairs happening.

Speaker 1 I'm sure it's already happening. It's already happening.

Speaker 1 That is the thing. There's so many people that have

Speaker 1 cameras in their rooms. I'm like,

Speaker 1 what's the camera for?

Speaker 1 No, I'm not going to be able to do it.

Speaker 1 I'm like, is that just your Furbo?

Speaker 1 Like, why are people putting so like why do so many people have cameras in their rooms?

Speaker 1 Well, I was getting my makeup did and Des started talking to us through the Furbo and and everyone got freaked out.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 so the household has changed. The Furbo is kind of.

Speaker 1 No, it's the best. It's the best.

Speaker 1 But yeah, it keeps Deson so. Des is in Ireland now.
And I'm in LA, so that's an eight-hour difference. So

Speaker 1 we are not going to see each other. You're divorced.
We're divorced. Yeah, like there's about one hour in the day when we're both awake.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 That.

Speaker 1 That's your dream.

Speaker 1 That's your dream. That is

Speaker 1 so tricky with someone like you because you have portomine narcolepsy. No, I know.
I sleep late. He's getting up early.
We're just missing each other. But like, I think it's good, even as a wife.

Speaker 1 What time is it there right now? You guys, even as a wife, play hard to get.

Speaker 1 Keep him on his toes. Be like, is she alive? Is she alive? Where is she?

Speaker 1 Is she going to come home today?

Speaker 1 Are we still married? Something I have to bring up.

Speaker 1 I feel like straight men never have hand soap in their apartment.

Speaker 1 Occasionally, they have a bar of soap, which is disgusting.

Speaker 1 They never have both. They never have hand soap and a hand towel.
Sometimes you get the soap, no towel. Sometimes you'll get the towel, no soap.

Speaker 1 They've never had a complete set. Boy bathroom is like next level crazy.
Because men like,

Speaker 1 I guess because they don't wash their hands after they pee, they like don't treat it like we do.

Speaker 1 I just had a moment to remember something that happened earlier today. My mom calls me and she goes, do you remember that outfit?

Speaker 1 It had like, it was like a little pleated skirt and it had a matching jacket. And I was like, from when? And she was like, you were in kindergarten.

Speaker 1 your conversations are so different than mine and I and you knew you go yeah November 2nd yeah of course I go yeah of course I remember that outfit what do you what about it

Speaker 1 what about it is my question what about it

Speaker 1 did she save your stuff She has some stuff saved, but she's like me. Like, if she doesn't remember something, like, she'll remember by like what she was wearing or what I was wearing.

Speaker 1 And that's how I am too, where I'm like, I don't remember that event but if I if you tell me what I was wearing then I'll know that's like a very specific kind of mental illness

Speaker 1 it's very specific to us some people are visualizing I was like annoyed that she was like asking about it but I was like yeah obviously I remember that outfit wait speaking of limited two you know what I want to wear

Speaker 1 like a tank top with like a little poncho over it like I wanna those little ponchos is poncho the right word like a sheer like little cape a sheer little cape, or a furry one, or a fluffy one, or a cotton one.

Speaker 1 No, I love a poncho. I love a poncho.
Like, if I wear it, will people make fun of me?

Speaker 1 Who is ponce de Leance?

Speaker 1 What is that? Is that something in France?

Speaker 1 Ponce de Leance.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what is that? Sounds like

Speaker 1 sounds like a guy in front of. No, that's something.

Speaker 1 But anytime.

Speaker 1 Ponce de Leance sounds like you just cursed me out. Ponce Allianz, you too.

Speaker 1 Pons alleon.

Speaker 1 Bless you.

Speaker 1 Poncellians bit.

Speaker 1 It's like an explorer. I was like, so rocked.
Where did you get what?

Speaker 1 I don't know. That like made me think of it.

Speaker 1 Anyway, anywho.

Speaker 1 Sorry, it's Sunday night. I have to like get all my weird feelings out.
No, I know.

Speaker 1 Also, we just shared shared a meme on our Instagram about like, don't complain that we change the subject all the time. Like, be thankful that we've talked about 18 different things in four minutes.

Speaker 1 Like, sorry, we can squeeze it all. If something pops in my head and I don't say it immediately, then I'm gonna forget it, and that's gonna annoy me.
I hate a long story. So, like, ponce de l'éon.

Speaker 1 Also, you said it as if I was about to be like, yeah, I know who that is. Are you

Speaker 1 I thought I was being like so stupid and it was like a really famous thing in France. And you were gonna be like, Yeah, obviously.

Speaker 1 This is so stupid. I think I'm crying.
By the way,

Speaker 1 have I ever known anything historically?

Speaker 1 No, but like you love Paris. You always are about to go.

Speaker 1 No, but like, it's like your favorite. I don't know anything about wars.

Speaker 1 I think like when I was younger and I started talking about wars, I was like, like, I don't like, I don't like this. I don't like what it stands for.
I don't support it.

Speaker 1 And therefore, I'm not going to process any of this information.

Speaker 1 That's how it was about math. Like, it's my biggest fear to go on a game show and they're like, when was the War of 1812? I'd be like, no idea.

Speaker 1 Like, are you smarter than a fifth grader? Like, that is like a humiliation ritual that I would

Speaker 1 never be a part of. They had Travis Kelsey hosting.
Like, that's very funny.

Speaker 1 Great cast today. That's so funny.

Speaker 1 But occasionally, on those like TikToks where they ask people basic facts, I'll do well on it, and my head will get big for a second. Because you're like not under pressure.
Like, I couldn't

Speaker 1 even

Speaker 1 Billy Eichner being like, name a woman. I'm like, no.

Speaker 1 Wait, that's.

Speaker 1 I do have to say, when the camera is on you, you blank.

Speaker 1 You blank out. I don't remember my own name.

Speaker 1 Jimmy Fallon's like, hi, I'm Jimmy. I'm like, I'm Jimmy too.
Hi.

Speaker 1 That's what you do. One other thought.
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 I'm really into broccoli omelettes right now.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 But no one has it available. So where are you getting them? Well, okay.
My grandma would make like broccoli for tatas, which is very Italian. But this is the thing.

Speaker 1 You like broccoli rab. La broccoli rob.
But when you have broccoli in an omelet,

Speaker 1 It tastes like potato. So it tastes like a hat.

Speaker 1 Just bear with me. Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Broccoli kind of tastes like potato in an omelet. I'm going to try that.

Speaker 1 Because I love broccoli. Sweet.
You know what I've been doing recently? This is like so weird, but like amazing. Yeah.
I've been getting just like frozen peas

Speaker 1 and putting them in the microwave and like steamable, like making frozen peas, then put, then opening the package, putting butter in it, and eating it with a spoon.

Speaker 1 Wait.

Speaker 1 I've just been eating peas.

Speaker 1 I don't know if that's legal.

Speaker 1 I'm like,

Speaker 1 why aren't people talking about? Well, you know what? They do that for babies. They mush up the peas.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I basically.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm eating. Wait, I did get on a weird TikTok algorithm of moms making food for their kids that they also eat.

Speaker 1 So they're like, we're eating.

Speaker 1 Why not? Like, I'm sorry, I'm not, you're not just eating chicken nuggets. If you're getting chicken nuggets, mom is getting chicken nuggets too.

Speaker 1 I'm scared I'm going to have a baby and and I'm just going to change my whole personality. I'm going to be a freak.
And I'm going to be like, I'm making mashed carrots today. I can't podcast.

Speaker 1 You want to do that so bad. But you're always freaky behind the scenes.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Wait, what are we talking about?

Speaker 1 I feel like next thing you know, you're going to be mashing up peas, putting it on your face, telling me it's good for your pores. Well,

Speaker 1 don't tempt me. But this is my bed.
I know. I'm sure there's something there.
Who decided that when you go to a diner, they're like, okay,

Speaker 1 omelette with spinach, omelette with peppers, omelette with onions. Where's the broccoli option? You want me to be healthy? You don't give me a broccoli option.

Speaker 1 And then if I ask for broccoli, I'm a fucking nerd. It's like when I ask for apple juice.
It's almost like you see more asparagus omelets than you do broccoli.

Speaker 1 No, I know, and I feel like broccoli's PR team is slacking. You're just like not on top of it.
Not Not on top of it. I never order an omelette, so I don't care about this cause.

Speaker 1 I could tell. It's when I started,

Speaker 1 the life died in your eyes when I started talking about it.

Speaker 1 Supporting it here. I'm here nor there.
I'm speaking up for the omelette community that doesn't get spoken for. And it doesn't affect me.
So, like. What are you eating? Granola?

Speaker 1 Peas?

Speaker 1 Why don't people do peas?

Speaker 1 Like, if I'm going to a diner, I'm getting a fried egg, bacon, and toast. Yeah.
Hash browns. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Wait, why don't people put peas in omelets? That's disgusting.
Peas are

Speaker 1 to be eaten on their own with butter. Or at Thanksgiving.
Or with a chicken. I do have to say peas with like a little bacon or if you're Italian pancetta with a little onion.
Oh, oh my. Oh my.
Oh. Oh.

Speaker 1 Stop. Stop.
Mushroom. Oh, oh, don't.
Stop. I gotta go.

Speaker 1 You guys,

Speaker 1 we ended on a high note.

Speaker 1 You're sick. Thank you for giggling with us.

Speaker 1 I'm going to Florida next weekend. A bunch of shows in Florida.

Speaker 1 Paige, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 Oh, gosh. Daphne latte stripe is coming out.
When is this pod coming out? Tuesday. Daphne latte stripe is coming out today.
So it's one of our new colorways. And

Speaker 1 yeah, get it. I love a latte.
Thank you guys for giggling. Talk to you later.
Bye.

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