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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean the day just got away from me.

Speaker 1 Hello my galactic gigglers. I knew you were gonna say that.
Oh my god. You know what's crazy? I'm feeling quite witchy today.
I always feel very witchy around my birthday. Well, it is Scorpio season.

Speaker 1 And for people who don't know, I'm also Scorpio Rising, Rising, which counts as something. Like, we have Scorpio vibes on this pod.

Speaker 1 You're a witch. I have a question for you.
Like, I literally can't stop thinking about this. Once it came into my brain, I couldn't stop.

Speaker 1 Where the fuck is Jack Harlow?

Speaker 1 So many people have been saying that online. I didn't even see that.
Like, I haven't seen any correspondence. You know what's funny is, like, I don't feel like he's like missing.

Speaker 1 Has he come up on your feed? No.

Speaker 1 But, like, I'm not worried where he is

Speaker 1 yet. I mean, I love men taking a break.
He's taking a rest. Let men rest, because if they don't rest,

Speaker 1 bad things happen. They get worse.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 they get cranky and they start throwing things. They get people pregnant.

Speaker 1 Let them chill out. Okay, so we hope that Jack Carlo's resting, having fun.
We hope that he's okay. Yeah, we send our our love.
How was your week? Wait. Oh, we at Halloween.
We're at performing

Speaker 1 we at Halloween. We at Halloween?

Speaker 1 Wait. Wait.
Actually, wait, wait, wait. I actually have so many things to say about Halloween.
It's like, it's actually crazy.

Speaker 1 Okay, so this year, if you okay, so living in New York City, you have to like sign up for trick-or-treaters in your own building

Speaker 1 on like a sign-up sheet, whatever.

Speaker 1 In my building, I've seen about three kids my whole life, like there. So I'm like, surely there's not going to be that many kids.

Speaker 1 Like, I can get a hundred pieces of candy and like I'm going to be good.

Speaker 1 Those little fuckers wiped me out in like 45 minutes. I was like, wait, I'm ill-prepared.
I'm like, I'm freaking out. I'm like, what's the protocol? Were they taking handfuls? No, I do.

Speaker 1 At my home, we are a full-size candy bar house. So it was one per kid.
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 Seeing the difference between a group of, I don't know, nine to eleven year old boys

Speaker 1 compared to their counterparts of girls nine to eleven.

Speaker 1 Well, a nine-year-old boy will mug you to your face. No, I actually

Speaker 1 like almost yelled, help.

Speaker 1 I had this massive, I should have taken a picture. I had this massive like glass vase because I didn't have like a big enough like bowl.

Speaker 1 So I was like, oh, this actually is perfect. It looks a little spooky.
Like it's this, it looks like a big like glass like cauldron. I was like, perfect, I'll put.

Speaker 1 And so like the hole to put your hand in to get the candy is not as like wide as the bowl. It's like a little bit more narrow.

Speaker 1 The boys came up and rang my doorbell and all seven of them tried to put their hand in the bowl at the same time, causing one of those Chinese finger things.

Speaker 1 So none of them could get any candy, but they also couldn't get out. I said, boys,

Speaker 1 you got to go one at a time. You're not going to get any.
Okay, you got to stay aggressive.

Speaker 1 Before you just start going crazy in there, I'm like, and you grow up to run our country. Four minutes later, a group of nine-year-old fairies come in.

Speaker 1 Gorgeous, stunning, dainty, sparkling. Thank you so much.
This was so sweet. May I, may I, please? I'm like, you are angels.

Speaker 1 Angels. Back in my day, we let the adult hand us the candy and put it in our bag.
We say, trigger treat, and then you hold out your bag and you say, oh, yeah. We're not grabbing.

Speaker 1 Not these Neanderthals. Okay.
The times have changed. Then here's the other thing.

Speaker 1 Okay, so it's like, you, it's like a time, because it's, I think, like in a building, it's like, there's like a cutoff time. So like it ended at like, I want to say like seven o'clock.

Speaker 1 Or no, I think eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 But I had run out of candy like 45 minutes prior to that. And I was like, shoot, like, what do I do? I couldn't like leave.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, I guess I could have.

Speaker 1 Not in my cards. I was like, you know what? Halloween's over.
Like, I'm done. So I texted my only friend that's like married and has her life together.

Speaker 1 And I was like, hey, what's the, so do you, but I

Speaker 1 didn't think of myself when you said that. I was like, who?

Speaker 1 I was like, hey, Katie, what's the protocol when you've run out of candy? Like, do you just not open the door? The shop's closed. 86.

Speaker 1 She was like, Paige, it's totally fine if you do not answer your door. It's a Friday night.
You participated. Don't be so hard on yourself.
Halloween's over. I was like, thank you so much, Katie.

Speaker 1 I knew it was boys. If I didn't answer my door, they started banging on my door.
I was like, oh. He goes, we don't mark this down.

Speaker 1 I called my dad. I called my dad.
I go, the boys are knocking down my door. What do I do? He goes, well, you should have gone and gotten more candy.
Then I was pissed. I was like,

Speaker 1 greedy. No.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm not going and getting this over.

Speaker 1 You did above and beyond considering we're this awkward age of human where we're not young enough to trick-or-treat, but we're not old enough to have kids and partake in trick-or-treating.

Speaker 1 So we're like in this like in-between phase.

Speaker 1 It's been years since we've triggered.

Speaker 1 I think you're making that spectrum a tad broad. I mean, what? You don't go from trick-or-treating to giving birth.
You have high school in the middle. Like, that's great to see.

Speaker 1 What are you saying? I feel like there's something about in your 30s, not having kids, being involved with Halloween, that just doesn't sit well with me.

Speaker 1 No, it's not right. It's actually not

Speaker 1 right. And we don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 I felt weird. If my, I don't know why I keep saying the word counterpart today.
It's really like, it's really nailing it, though. Because I'm thinking about like a 33-year-old single guy.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, if my kids are trick-or-treating at his door, I'm like, I'm like, why the fuck do you participate in this? Are you giving people full Snickers, you fucking weirdo? Yeah, I'm like, no, no.

Speaker 1 I do also think you getting the full candy was like a little crazy. It's a little pick-me.

Speaker 1 Okay, do you want to know why I did that?

Speaker 1 Because growing up, my mom's birthday was on Halloween, so Halloween was always like a big deal at our house specifically.

Speaker 1 And my dad only gave out full-size candy bars during Halloween, and it was like such a thing in our neighborhood. Like, he's the guy.
I got a guy. He's the guy.
I got a guy. His name's Gabriel.

Speaker 1 And it shaped my childhood in so many different ways. So now, as an adult, I'm like, I have to do full-size candy bars.
It's one night a week.

Speaker 1 But wait, I'm actually not done with Halloween. I was talking to one of my girlfriends, and she was like,

Speaker 1 oh, I make my kids like give away their Halloween candy. And I looked at her and I go,

Speaker 1 sir, you're a monster. To who? I was like, my

Speaker 1 question is,

Speaker 1 I go, to whom?

Speaker 1 Are you making them give it away? And she told me this whole thing.

Speaker 1 She was like, there's this thing called like the switch witch and you give her all your candy and then you switch it out for like a toy of your choice.

Speaker 1 She was like, I let them keep like a couple of pieces and then I switch it out.

Speaker 1 And I was like, okay, sounds actually great, but as a former child, I'm livid. I was like, I can't eat that.
I guess she's teaching them like checks and balances at an early age.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't, it just seems like a lot of like administrative work. Yeah.
I mean, it is probably the healthier option, but I'm like, I couldn't, I can't. Then what am I going to do? Then I have none.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 My thing was, my mom was just like Please don't get sick Don't get sick It was all about like when I was gonna get sick from like stuff in my face One note about getting sick I just I had the funniest thing happen to me this week I'm having stomach problems, and I'm not trying to make this gross I just need to let you guys know like no, I'm having you have IBS.

Speaker 1 I have IBS for sure and I yeah, no one cares and I obviously haven't taken care of it. I was just gonna say, have you ever gone to a doctor for any of it? Well, this is the thing.

Speaker 1 I told my husband this, but then like we go to, we're going to brunch, and I'm like, I think I have a stomach problem. Like, I always have a stomachache.

Speaker 1 And then we get there, and I order the crab cake benedict. So, like, I'm not doing myself any favors.
Like, why would I order the crab cake benedict?

Speaker 1 You're like, let me get seafood with a cream sauce to top that off at 10.30 a.m. At this point, I'm self-sabotaging.
Like, I'm like, but it's like, that's what I want.

Speaker 1 You're like a child testing the waters. You're like, what if I stuff it full of cheese?

Speaker 1 Or I'm like, if I'm gonna have diarrhea anyway, why not go off? Why not go hard? Why not live life if it's gonna go through me?

Speaker 1 And then, of course, I get like the like maple latte, applesauce latte, and that's gonna go right through me with whole milk. And then I get mad when I have a stomachache.

Speaker 1 So my husband's just like, he said what you said. He's like, you gotta like get checked.
I did once do like a, am I allergic to anything? And I didn't get anything.

Speaker 1 So I thought I was just I like don't believe in those tests though. I think you can have like an intolerance and it not be like full-fledged.
Like, I feel like it truly is a spectrum. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I'm like all things. It's a spectrum.

Speaker 1 Like, sorry, I'm not allergic to grass. There's other issues going on.
I think you should do that thing where people take out like one thing and just see.

Speaker 1 See, I, this is coming from a person who once said I'm going to go on a diet and by dinner I forgot I was on a diet. Yeah.
I think, I think you really need to just like cut the dairy.

Speaker 1 Okay. Or at least wean it back.
Just take it. wean.

Speaker 1 Such a funny word. We're like literal drug addicts with dairy.
We're like, hey, I don't want you to withdraw. Have a little bit at breakfast.
Let's be straight.

Speaker 1 Last time I tried to not do dairy, I ate butter and I was like, butter is not dairy. But

Speaker 1 I tell Des, I'm like, I can't eat right now. Even like he wanted to like hook up and I was like, no, I have a stomachache.
I can't. And he was like, okay.
And he left to go golfing.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I have a stomachache. But then like two hours go by and I got hungry.
I was shitting myself so I was really like I was empty I was so hungry so I

Speaker 1 opened the fridge and he was like I feel like you're doing this on purpose

Speaker 1 There's this strong smell coming from the fridge and I it's like leftovers and I open it and it looks like it's like

Speaker 1 like parsnip puree type sweet smell. I'm like, okay, I don't like that but then I noticed ribs and I was like, oh my god, ribs.
And I'm like, let me just taste a little bit of it.

Speaker 1 And it tasted so good. Next thing you know, I ate like four ribs.
And then

Speaker 1 next thing you know, I'm balls deep in barbecue sauce. I don't know how I got there.
I'm having amnesia.

Speaker 1 My husband comes home.

Speaker 1 Des comes home. I'm lying on the floor, ribs all over me.

Speaker 1 I've spent our whole bank account.

Speaker 1 I have a fucking needle in my arm with barbecue sauce.

Speaker 1 The house, there's a foreclosure sign out in front of the house.

Speaker 1 He looks at me and he's like, Are you hungry for dinner? And I'm like, No, I actually had the ribs inside. They're really good.
And he goes, What? And I said, Yeah, the ribs are really good. He goes,

Speaker 1 Babe, those are like over a week old.

Speaker 1 And I was like, What do you, wait, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 Because my parents had come over like, actually, like five days ago. And I was like, I thought it was from when my parents came.
And he's like, no, that's a week and a half.

Speaker 1 And he's like, oh, so it's my fault. It's my fault.
So we're sitting there and I'm like, so what's going to happen?

Speaker 1 This is like, this is, this is, I've dreamt of this scenario with you, but in terms of like taking a drug,

Speaker 1 like you sitting there being like, wait, so what's going to happen in the next couple of hours? Oh, I know. I was like, what should we do? I go, should I throw up?

Speaker 1 And I'm like, no, I can't make myself throw up. Like, I literally won't.
Like, I can't throw up. It's like my biggest fear.
Oh, my God. You're so lucky you didn't have to, like, go to the hospital.

Speaker 1 No, well, that's what he's Googling it. And he's like, we might have to go to the hospital.
And I'm just sitting there, like, scared. Just waiting for something to arrive.

Speaker 1 And he's like, Why would you do that? You have stomach problems. Why would you eat ribs if you like have a stomachache? And I was like, I don't know, like, I'm just complex.
Like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 He's like, Have you ever heard of a goddamn cracker?

Speaker 1 A piece of fucking toast.

Speaker 1 You're like, Do you have a barbecue marmalade? No, it was like

Speaker 1 slathering. It was on coleslaw, which I'm pretty sure that has equal eye.
Like, it was coslaw, and like it was, I went crazy. I blacked out.
So, he literally, all he wanted to do was like have sex.

Speaker 1 And he's like, well, we probably had like a 30-minute window.

Speaker 1 By the way, this is marriage, you guys. Trying to have sex in between me having diarrhea.
I'm kidding yourself. So, we hook up.
It was fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 I'm like sweating. I'm like, is this because I'm about to die?

Speaker 1 I mean, he's like, he's like, I'm not going on top. Like, that would be crazy.
Like, I've been honestly, just from the laws of physics, that would be such a death wish.

Speaker 1 Also, then we got in a fight because right before we hooked up, I love saying hooked up with my husband. Yeah, it's actually making it so teen novel.
I'm like, obsessed.

Speaker 1 And right before I go in to kiss him, I smell my armpit. And he's like, can you not do that? You're a barn animal

Speaker 1 up in you. Like, I was checking if I smelled good.
And he's like, Can you not do that right before you kiss me?

Speaker 1 I'm on his side with that one. Like, I know you would be.

Speaker 1 What a jarring move.

Speaker 1 But then I was like, okay, do I have to be like subtle with it? Like,

Speaker 1 anyway, so then we just kind of sat there awkwardly for a while and my stomach was a hundred percent fine. Like arguably the best it's been in our stomach's time.
I've seen worse.

Speaker 1 Get the fuck out of here. My stomach's like whatever bacterial infection you had, I think it canceled it out.
So I was two weeks old meat. We went to college.
Please.

Speaker 1 This is fucking amateur hour.

Speaker 1 So you'd think someone with the most sensitive stomach ever shouldn't eat two-week old meat, but I throve. I thrived.

Speaker 1 No, that's why I really think yours is

Speaker 1 mental.

Speaker 1 No, no, specifically dairy, because every time you really do have like a crazy poop attack, you've either had like sour cream, melted cheese, a latte.

Speaker 1 Wait, you're turning me on.

Speaker 1 No, sour cream and melted cheese.

Speaker 1 Yes. You're like, wait, those are all my favorite

Speaker 1 Oh, God. So I'll keep you guys posted.

Speaker 1 Wait, so

Speaker 1 we both did the same thing for Halloween. We took photos and then called it a day.

Speaker 1 How long did your hair and makeup? That's a good adult thing to do. How long did it take to get your outfit together? Well, I had to get hair and makeup for something else like prior in the morning.

Speaker 1 So I was like, let me just tack on this. So it wasn't like it was like a whole production.
It was literally like

Speaker 1 taylor did my makeup in like 30 minutes and mitchell just like put a wig on me but

Speaker 1 it was fun it was cute and i wanted to do something for daphne

Speaker 1 she looked amazing she looked she looked amazing she was really like not feeling it but it was fine daphne's tired she's tired she's been working a lot she's she's exhausted um I made Grace come with me to Manhattan Mini Storage.

Speaker 1 I saw that. Because that's where I have some stuff stored, and I realized it looks just like the Severns Hallways.
And

Speaker 1 you really looked like her.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, thank you. I think Halloween costumes are good when you naturally slightly look like the person, like post Malone or you look like a cat.
A cat. Next year we have to do a couples thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, people sent me some good ideas for us and I was like, duh, of course we should have done that. But we both came up with my costume like a week before.
A week before.

Speaker 1 Oh, but also, I ordered so many things for this costume, and the skirt didn't arrive the day of.

Speaker 1 So, I had Grace go up and get a Hugo Boss Navy

Speaker 1 skirt, which is gorgeous, pencil skirt, so county.

Speaker 1 But that was the day of, so it got kind of crazy. It was a little Devil Wars Prada.
I was like, you were having to get this look together. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 One last thing about Halloween.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 look

Speaker 1 not that I would ever take sides because I'm not dialed in enough to even take a side but I am an appreciator of art

Speaker 1 okay and so when somebody claps back or has a rebuttal in an artful way I'm tuned in I'm sad I want to appreciate it impressed almost I'm I would say I dare to say I'm impressed so Travis Kelsey's ex-girlfriend Kayla

Speaker 1 Did you see what she did for Halloween? I have in my in all my days. I don't think I've seen a better executed,

Speaker 1 like, hey, you said something about me, this is what I wanted to say back to it.

Speaker 1 I watched it 400 times. I mean,

Speaker 1 I couldn't stop.

Speaker 1 For people that don't know,

Speaker 1 Everyone was saying that Taylor Swift had said something in her new album, kind of like shading Travis's ex, Kayla.

Speaker 1 So for Halloween, Kayla dressed as Tony Braxton from a very specific music video of the song named He's Not Man Enough for Me, which in the lyrics it says,

Speaker 1 I told him to leave, so I don't care that you're marrying him because I'm not thinking about him, he's thinking about me.

Speaker 1 He wasn't man enough for me, I don't want him. And if I had a nickel,

Speaker 1 I would have a million nickels. But

Speaker 1 it was just so

Speaker 1 elegantly clapped back at in like a very simple way. And I was just, I was really impressed.
Because the clapping back can go sour. It can look too hard.
You can look bad. Yes, you could look

Speaker 1 a bit too mean. Yes.
You don't know what the threshold is until the internet gets a hold of it. 100%.

Speaker 1 But she looked stunning. See,

Speaker 1 I'm on my Dancing with the Stars, you know, run. She's got a lot of drama going on over there.
No, but I saw that. I said, put Kayla on Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 1 Now I'm a casting director for Dancing with the Stars. Now

Speaker 1 I'm producing Dancing with the Stars. Put her on Dancing with the Stars.
Put her on Dancing with the Stars. Like, she's actually...

Speaker 1 The perfect kind of talent for that.

Speaker 1 But yeah, Halloween costumes, there were so many good ones. It's just, Heidi Klum is so funny how she loves dressing up as the ugliest thing ever.
It's so interesting.

Speaker 1 I think it's because it's like the one time of the year where she doesn't have to be hot. She's like the opposite of Mean Girls.
Like it's the one time of year. Yeah.

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Speaker 1 I got my armpits.

Speaker 1 Botox. Oh,

Speaker 1 stop. So, how do you feel? There's a place, Babe Aesthetics in West Hampton DMs me and they were like,

Speaker 1 Do you want Botox? Because Paige just got Botox. And I was like,

Speaker 1 Okay, like, I don't need to do everything, Paige. But I was like, sometimes I'm my own person.
And I was like, but yeah, I do have a sweating problem. We're fraternal twins.
We are.

Speaker 1 I was like, I felt it through her. Yeah.
But it doesn't go into effect for two weeks, but it's, yeah, like, I'm sweating right now. Okay.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of messages of girls being like, let me know what happened. So I will keep you guys posted, but it's the most adorable, nice spot that I could roll into.

Speaker 1 Since we're doing the aesthetics portion of the pod, I do want to give the gigglers an update that I did go to the orthodontist inquiring about braces on the inside of my teeth, and she was literally like, get out of my office.

Speaker 1 People messaged me being like, don't do it. She was like, you would hate it.
I'm never doing that to you. You also don't need it.
So she was like, just go to your dentist.

Speaker 1 Like, he'll figure something out for you. I think you just have to restart Invisalign.

Speaker 1 Well, I went back to my dentist, who's like been my friend for a while. If you need a dentist in New York City, Eric Chazen he's amazing I've been going to him for like 10 years

Speaker 1 he was like I'm just gonna get he was like tell me what you hate and I was like it's literally one tooth and he was like okay I'm just gonna give you like a no prep veneer right there and shut up or you could just pull it

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's like, or you could just put a bag. He goes, we're gonna, he's so sick of my shit.
If you want to meet someone authentically sick of my shit, it's my dentist.

Speaker 1 He's like, just do the invisible. He's like, don't get it.
Okay, I'm going to tie a rope around that. We're going to tie it to the door.

Speaker 1 We're going to count three, two, one, and I'm going to give you a dollar. He's like, enough.

Speaker 1 You know that, like, a doctor is fed up with your shit when you're like, should I make a follow-up appointment while you're in the office? And he's like, no, call.

Speaker 1 Like, usually they're like, make an appointment now because we don't want to have to chase you. And he's like,

Speaker 1 no.

Speaker 1 We'll call you when it's re when we're ready. That's like when I went to the dermatologist to be like, should I get like some kind of laser or something?

Speaker 1 And she was like, yeah, you should get like maybe like a PR7, whatever. And they have all these word names.
And I was like, okay, great. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 And she was like, oh, you have to make an appointment in the next six weeks. And I go, babe, you're never going to see me again.
See how hard it was to get me here.

Speaker 1 Wait, actually, I did that laser that I said, told the gigglers I was doing over the summer. IPL.
IPL?

Speaker 1 Was that it? No. I don't know.
Did you have to be out of commission for a while? Fuck, what was the name of it? I always ask my friend Alexa. Alexa.
Laser Genesis. How was it?

Speaker 1 Okay, so I did laser genesis over the summer and because it kept getting like pushed to me every time I'd go to the dermatologist and I had a couple of brides like in my DMs like, should I do it before my wedding?

Speaker 1 I don't think it was worth it whatsoever. How do you know? I mean, because they did like before and after pictures.
It's supposed to be like for fine lines, acne, brightening your skin. Like

Speaker 1 not for the amount of money it's cost. I'm obsessed.
I think it did it. I love the TikToks of people being like, what you shouldn't waste your money on.
I'm like, tell me, uninfluence me, please.

Speaker 1 That's so you. I love it.
I'm like, call this motherfucker. That's so you.

Speaker 1 Call him out.

Speaker 1 Side note, you were saying, I think you were saying,

Speaker 1 New York City, I'm performing this weekend. Yes.
This upcoming weekend, Carnegie Hall. I'd like to attend the green room.
I didn't, I like got nervous to ask you. I was like, does she,

Speaker 1 like, what does she want to do? Like. It's so funny because I got nervous to ask you because I was like, I don't want her to think that, like, I want to come and like sit and annoy her.

Speaker 1 Like, she doesn't really like people come. Like, you don't let des come to certain ones because you don't want to get nervous.
So, I didn't want to be like, hey, I want to come.

Speaker 1 And you'd be like, that would actually make me nervous. No, literally, not at all.

Speaker 1 In the green room, I literally pretend like I don't have a show, and then they'll be like, hey, you're on in 10 minutes. And I'm like, oh, fuck.
I'm also going early to get my makeup done.

Speaker 1 Like, we did at

Speaker 1 Radio City. So I'll be there.
Like, I'm chilling. And

Speaker 1 I had lunch with my Nana and Papa. It was so, they're so freaking cute.
I love them so much. Any good words of wisdom? Well, Nana.

Speaker 1 I have like Daphne all over my microphone. Nana is so gorgeous.
And she's sitting there and she goes, oh, I need something to look forward to.

Speaker 1 And I said, Nana, we have Carnegie Hall next week. And she goes, oh, I hope I can make it that long.

Speaker 1 No, she's the most dramatic.

Speaker 1 Like every time I talk to her, I feel like she's just stepped off stage of her one woman performance of her life. She's always like a little flustered from being so gorgeous.

Speaker 1 Like she just did a meet and greet. That's what she is doing.
In another life, she's Luann's mother. She's the original show girl.
Like is that girl. And she said something, I think

Speaker 1 it's my little cousin's birthday, and everyone's going to Europe. And she goes, what if I get sick

Speaker 1 right when everyone goes to Europe? Wouldn't that be, she goes, wouldn't that be horrible? I said, now that I've been in therapy, because someone in the family needs to go to therapy.

Speaker 1 I said, Nana, do you know what that's called? She goes, she can't hear anything. She goes, what? And I go, okay.

Speaker 1 Turn on your fucking ear thing. Listen to me right now.
It's called catastrophizing.

Speaker 1 You're sitting here thinking of the worst possible thing that can happen instead of just being like, oh, it's going to be a fun birthday. It's in our blood.

Speaker 1 I said to her, Nana, you're catastrophizing and she goes, I would have nothing else to do.

Speaker 1 This is what I do. And I'm like, you are so fucking funny.
She goes, what do you do if you're not catastrophizing?

Speaker 1 You're certainly not planning ahead. I'll tell you that.
You're certainly not planning. No, like older Italian women love to talk up, talk about when they're going to die.

Speaker 1 They love it. Let's talk about death.

Speaker 1 She's like, well, you never know, I might be dead for that.

Speaker 1 It's like, they always slip it in in like the most. Yeah, she's like, Dina went, no one's gonna care if I'm dead for that.

Speaker 1 Like, or if something like down the line, well, I'll be dead by then. So it's all.

Speaker 1 I hope you have a good time. It's like, why, grandma? But you know what's funny with the anxious Italian moms and a lot of moms, I feel like.

Speaker 1 Actually, Des would joke joke about this, about his mom, how she's anxious about everything. So then, when something really bad happened, everyone would be like, Your mom's so calm.

Speaker 1 And he's like, No, this is just she's been prepared for this all day, all year. Some would say she manifested it.

Speaker 1 She knows exactly what to do. She catastrophized this in her own head.
She's prepared for this on so many levels. She's so prepared.

Speaker 1 Wait, sorry, we keep going back to Halloween, but last thing I want to say about Halloween.

Speaker 1 Did you see Lily Allen dressed up as Madeline because she named that one song like after the girl?

Speaker 1 See, I didn't think he cheated with her. I didn't connect with Madeline.
I didn't connect it. I didn't connect it.
You would love to dress up as Madeline, I feel like.

Speaker 1 Madeline is such a good Halloween costume.

Speaker 1 I do have to say one thing, Lily Allen, there's like tons of shit going on online about her, but I kind of love that like at 40 years old, she just was like, I feel like being an it girl this month.

Speaker 1 And like not to be like 40 years old, it's more like just cool that at any age you're just like I'm gonna pop off right now. Yeah, it's like actually I'm gonna change my life for a quick second.

Speaker 1 The clips of him going around

Speaker 1 are so bad, but like we've all been there. Like I've had boyfriends like him and I'm like he hates me and it makes me like him more like I can tell that he hates me.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And y they either hate you'cause they're jealous or because they're so insecure about their own shit. But when you're in it, you can't tell that they're jealous.
You can't tell that they're insecure.

Speaker 1 You're just like, I'm not good enough for him. And it really is dark.
But he's, yeah,

Speaker 1 there's a million of them around.

Speaker 1 And I saw a thing that said that Millie Bobby Brown had, like,

Speaker 1 gone to HR, like, before the last season of Stranger Things because of him. Like, that he was just like the worst.

Speaker 1 You hate to see it. You hate to see it.
And people get famous all the time, and you don't know that they're shitty people.

Speaker 1 Did you see? Have you watched any of the new Kardashian season? Like I feel like I

Speaker 1 don't know why it feels like OG Kardashian. Really? Okay, so I'm in a freeze because I love them, but I never watched any of it.
So I'm like, is it like Game of Thrones?

Speaker 1 Like, can I just start season 48?

Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, you can, but

Speaker 1 it was just like peak at its peak. I was in a room with Kim Kardashian for like two hours.
Oh, yeah. Wait.
Okay, this is actually what I wanted to bring up. So you went to like the little

Speaker 1 she had like an intimate dinner for All's Fair like premiere in New York. Yes.

Speaker 1 On the episode, the most recent episode, they're at All's Fair like filming. Oh wow.

Speaker 1 And it's all about Kim Kardashian and Sarah Paulson like having the giggles at all times. Like they could not get through this one scene and Glenn Close was like, pull it together.

Speaker 1 But when they look at each other, they start laughing and it was so giving me and you

Speaker 1 Sarah Paulson was there too who's because it was like yeah it was like this it was like watching them they had like their own secret language of like what they felt was funny and I feel like that is very much like if you and I are in a group of people

Speaker 1 no one else laughs

Speaker 1 Not only does no one else laugh, but like in my head, no one else exists because I'm like, I'm not going to waste my time talking to you because you're not even going to get what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 The way that you're gonna be like, Or, like, we don't even, it's not their fault because we don't have to finish the sentence and you know what I'm saying. Wait, I have to watch that episode.

Speaker 1 That sounds so I want to see like the behind the scenes of that stuff. It's so funny watching them like giggle at everything.
Like, Sarah Paulson dressed up as Kim one day

Speaker 1 and just kept like going up to Chris, like, hi, mom. Sarah Paulson is with like an older woman.

Speaker 1 Do you know this? Like, yes, female zaddy. Um,

Speaker 1 Oh my god, she, what is her? She was the mom, actually, on Two and a Half Men. She's been like a lot of things.
Yeah, she's really, she's... I can't think of her name, but yeah, they have like an

Speaker 1 pretty big age guy. So Sarah Paulson and I are like the same.
But Sarah Paulson was there. I do have to let you guys know, at these, you know, Paige and I don't...

Speaker 1 We get nervous around a dinner party. We can't do intimate gatherings.
And it's just so interesting. Some people, like, I'm outgoing, right?

Speaker 1 Like, I'm having fun, but some people, next thing you know, they're like sitting on Kim Kardashian's lap, just like laughing. You know, like, you're like, how did, how did that happen?

Speaker 1 We're like, the second, maybe I respect people too much, but I'm like, when Sarah Paulson walked by the table, I wasn't like, oh, how are you? Like, I was like, hi, Sarah. Like, I respect you.

Speaker 1 Like, thank you. Like, don't let me interrupt your night, your night, you know?

Speaker 1 You know what I feel like it is? And I actually have this like question for you.

Speaker 1 As you're like in your 20s and you get out of college and you're like trying to get a job, you always hear the word like, you have to network network and network and blah, blah, blah and you have to go to this, this, and this.

Speaker 1 And I used to be like so against it because I was like, I, I'm sorry, I can't network because that's just not who I am.

Speaker 1 I couldn't even sell like Girl Scout cookies when I was a Girl Scout because I was like, I'm not pushing these on these people. They don't even drunk trafficking.

Speaker 1 Like watching people like social climb is like my worst nightmare because the anxiety that that would give me to like have to talk to someone like makes me anxious and also like even as a like I'll tell people who I want to be friends with I'm like please bother me because I'm not gonna bother you because I god forbid annoy you like that would ruin my day so like when it comes to like these like really like famous people like I prefer to to like one day be cast in a project with them and that's how we meet.

Speaker 1 Yes. And it's like, it's not, I'm not going to say something that's going to make Sarah Paulson be like, who's that girl? She's cool.

Speaker 1 I'm not like going up to you and being like, can I lick your face and take a picture with you?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm never doing that. You have things to do.
I'm never, but will I look at Kim Kardashian in the back of her neck the entire dinner and be like, oh my god, that's Kim Kardashian. Look at her.

Speaker 1 Look at her. But I also feel like...
And I still feel like I see clips on TikToks of like female entrepreneurs or even like influencers or whatever.

Speaker 1 And it's like, you have to network, network, network. I just like don't really think you do.

Speaker 1 I think that in certain situations, like I'm sure in certain industries, yes. But I am not, like, if someone wants to work with you, they're going to be able to find you and contact you.

Speaker 1 Then, like, how you act after that is definitely on you and keeping a good professional relationship. But I don't think, like, going to every cocktail party is going to like make you succeed.

Speaker 1 You could be seen as really fucking annoying. Yeah.
Actually, you just pop up everywhere. I don't think so.
A thin fucking line. I do think with...

Speaker 1 The internet, though, the fact that you can just like develop your own brand, then like, it's so much easier for people to see you and like reach out.

Speaker 1 But yeah, I feel like me and you rarely make the first move in terms of like

Speaker 1 connecting. And yeah, networking.
Because also, it doesn't matter. If the person does not fuck with you, they don't fuck with you.

Speaker 1 It doesn't matter like how often you're around holding a glass of wine with them.

Speaker 1 I will say

Speaker 1 I'm turning 33 tomorrow, but that didn't even have anything. Wait, it's tomorrow.
Do you remember how Google said your birthday was November 6th?

Speaker 1 And like for five years, I thought your birthday birthday was November 6th. I kind of like that the internet has my birthday wrong because it's like, yeah,

Speaker 1 not everything you read on the internet is true.

Speaker 1 Can I say something about the New York City Marathon?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, because then I'm sure I'll piggyback off of it.

Speaker 1 So I have something to say about the New York City Marathon.

Speaker 1 Wait.

Speaker 1 I missed it this year. I've never been fucking happier.
I'm like, yeah, I'm out of fucking town.

Speaker 1 Get a grip, you guys. The craziest thing about the New York City Marathon is, what other sport?

Speaker 1 Do they have full professionals and then, like, Joe Schmo competing in the same thing? Like, it's actually crazy. They also don't even cheer for the professionals.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 My friends, like,

Speaker 1 my friend is running in it, and I'm like, bitch, the race is over. The person won already.
Like, how are you all racing in the same race? Professionals do it in, like, 20 minutes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's literally like the U.S. Open if they let, like, your mom who plays doubles once every two weeks like join.
Like that's what it feels like. It's kind of, I don't know any other sport.

Speaker 1 No, I actually think in terms of marathons, it's hard to qualify for the not harder to qualify for the New York City marathon than it is for other ones. Oh, like not everyone can join?

Speaker 1 I don't think so. Have you? I don't think you can just walk up and be like, I want to run the New York City.

Speaker 1 Can you? I have never even looked into the first step of joining a marathon.

Speaker 1 And like, also, it did seem like fulfilling in a way where like you're with community and like people are rooting for you.

Speaker 1 The thing with New York City is there's just like so much obstruction of the roadways. And it's like the main reason we're here is to get around town.

Speaker 1 So the fact that the streets are always shut down for things, I hate it. Whoever logistically runs the New York City Marathon should run for president because they,

Speaker 1 how, why aren't we doing this? Are you kidding me? Actually, I think the route looks so dumb. I saw an outline of it.
I go, well, who the fuck would want to do that? I would get dizzy.

Speaker 1 I was like, what a stupid route. To have a marathon in a major city is like next level crazy.
Like, why don't you do it on a farm? Just let them run. So, so proud of the people that did it.
I'm sure

Speaker 1 it was like.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I'll ever do something in the sports arena where I have to train, but so more power to you guys.

Speaker 1 So happy I was out of town for it. Thankful

Speaker 1 is

Speaker 1 thankful doesn't even do it just.

Speaker 1 Actually, my mom even texted me what she said and goes, Oh, I'm so happy you'll be out of town for the marathon. That is so Italian, mom.

Speaker 1 At first, I was stressing that you were going to get stuck and that you weren't going to get home in time. Oh, thank goodness you're gone.

Speaker 1 No, I didn't sleep last night because I knew the marathon was starting.

Speaker 1 If you order you Uber Eats, it'll take 45 minutes.

Speaker 1 After our Uber conversation, where she was like, um,

Speaker 1 where I was like, you can't drink the drinks, she literally called me immediately and she goes, and tell Hannah, they do inject it from the sides, like of

Speaker 1 the water bottle. She was like, they do inject it from the sides and they do put poison in it.
So please make sure you tell Hannah to see if she's not going to be able to do it. Try not to text me.

Speaker 1 She was like, hey, I know you do little jokes on Giggly Squad, but this is a serious thing going on.

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Speaker 1 Also,

Speaker 1 I went to the DMV this week. And how was that?

Speaker 1 Well, I went an in-depth story in Burnerphone if you guys want to hear the details, where I tried to explain the story with my husband, which could like going to the DMV with your husband and then telling the story of it like is how you can get divorced.

Speaker 1 So it was like really risky of us to do that. But he was like many couples have gone to the DMV and then not come

Speaker 1 in couples therapy that same week. Exactly.
Like if you feel like just like testing or like you guys haven't fought in a while, just be like, let's go to the DMV.

Speaker 1 But I, fortunately, Des was like busy with something. I love a man that's busy.
He was like busy.

Speaker 1 I jump in the car and he was like on the phone, and we're going to the DMV because obviously I can't drive. And he was like, oh, do you have everything you need?

Speaker 1 What a great question. What a funny question to ask, Hannah.

Speaker 1 I go, what are we even talking about? We're not like in what way?

Speaker 1 Like, what planet are we on first?

Speaker 1 You were like, well, what genre of what things? Like, I don't know. What is this? Jeopardy?

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 like, emotionally or physically? because emotionally I don't know

Speaker 1 So in the DMV website like if it's not obvious to me it's not happening and then I'll turn it on them because I'm like well that made no sense. But my problem was I had to do multiple things.

Speaker 1 I had to change my address. I had to renew it and I had to get a real ID.

Speaker 1 So I got my I had my passport. I had my wallet and there was like a random piece of mail for me and I'm like, this better work.
And I show up.

Speaker 1 And the lady immediately was like, you need six points of identification. I go, what does that mean?

Speaker 1 Six points. What does six points mean? Six different.

Speaker 1 Well, apparently things are worth different points. And I'm like, I don't, I know you guys have your own little fun language.

Speaker 1 But like, this is

Speaker 1 America. You're not on level six, you fucking loser.
So she goes, you need something that proves your address. I go, yeah, I have this like SiriusXM bill.
And she was like, this isn't a bill.

Speaker 1 This is just some SiriusXM sent you something. Like, like a.

Speaker 1 You need like a Con Ed bill or like an insurance bill. Yeah.
Yeah. And I was like, okay, well, I don't have that.
And she's like, it's okay. You can still renew it and get the real ID.

Speaker 1 Do you have your social security card on you? And I was like, I didn't know there was a card.

Speaker 1 And Des looks at me and Des is like,

Speaker 1 now you're making things up, man. Now you're fighting with me a card.

Speaker 1 A physical card. I go, what did it mean to you? I have a podcast where millions of people.

Speaker 1 She's like, ma'am, this is protocol. Ma'am, you're under arrest.
But Des is so sweet. He looks at me.
He goes, I knew there'd be something. He said that in the car.

Speaker 1 He goes, when you get there, there's going to be something you don't have. Don't get upset.
This is part of life. Okay.
I don't know what it is, but you're going to not have something.

Speaker 1 And I said, thank you for supporting me. Des is like a dad from like the 1970s that's just like so blunt? He's like, Hey, you're not very bright and you're not very smart.

Speaker 1 So it's probably not going to work out in there for you. Just know people love you at home.

Speaker 1 That's literally the speech he gave to me before I went into the DMV. He goes, Keep your head up because it's not going to go well.
But I love you for you, not your DMV speech.

Speaker 1 We can't even believe you passed the test. Think of the brightness.
I was like, it's a miracle we got this far.

Speaker 1 I didn't believe in you, no one believed. No, he's literally like an 80s dad.
He's like, I don't give a fuck. Worry about it in therapy.
You're stupid.

Speaker 1 He goes, back then, we didn't have therapy. We just figured it out.
We just pushed through. We pushed it down.
We pushed it down.

Speaker 1 Okay, so the lady goes, you have to have this Social Security card. And I look at him scared.
He looks at me like, I told you this would happen.

Speaker 1 And he goes, look, he's like, we practice for this. We practice this.
He goes, we're going to have to get it mailed to you.

Speaker 1 And I was like, no. And he was like, just breathe.
It's okay. And she's like, but I do think you could get it renewed.
You can't do any of the other things. And I said, okay, one for three.

Speaker 1 Like, that's okay. So we get up to the place and I'm looking in my wallet.
And I pull out

Speaker 1 a random card next to my vaccination card. I have two cards.
And I go, what's this? And he goes, that's your fucking social security number. He goes, babe, you did it.
You did it.

Speaker 1 And then the lady. He's just as shocked as anyone.
He's like, you would think that I just just like won the lot. Cure cancer.
Yeah. And then he goes, the lady goes, you can get a bill on your phone.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh my God. So I like find some bill.
And he goes, you did it.

Speaker 1 I did everything that I need accidentally. I accidentally got my license at the DMV.
Like, how is that possible?

Speaker 1 He goes, how the fuck do you, why are you walking around here as your social security guard for the last 10 years on you? Like, that is so not what you're supposed to do. You know what?

Speaker 1 I'm taking your IBS ass out for for ice cream. Get in the car.
I'm so fucking proud of you.

Speaker 1 HB literally got ice cream afterwards.

Speaker 1 Shout out to you. Snowflake Riverhead, best ice cream.

Speaker 1 I knew it. I knew he was going to be that.
Because that's what an 80s dad does. He goes, that was good work.
We're going to get a McFlurry. Get in the car.

Speaker 1 That reminds me, my dad used to be like, if you win this tennis match, we're going to get milkshakes. I'm like, Dad, you want a milkshake.

Speaker 1 You want a milkshake, dude? Just go get one. Just get a milkshake.
So, anyway, oh my god. At the very end, though, she gave us the receipt, and the address was wrong.

Speaker 1 Like, she didn't put the like, there's like extra stuff at the end. And I was like, Ma'am, like, it's actually wrong.
And Des is like, How did you see that?

Speaker 1 Like, he was like obsessed with me that day. Oh, my God.
He was literally

Speaker 1 even a blind guy

Speaker 1 that day.

Speaker 1 Not after the ice cream.

Speaker 1 He goes,

Speaker 1 Once the ice cream stomachache wears off,

Speaker 1 you're mine. You're mine.
So

Speaker 1 then she edited that. But anyway, I don't recommend the DMV, but they do.

Speaker 1 You've had to go an odd amount

Speaker 1 in the past. Inhumane.
Yeah, it's kind of crazy. Did you see the whole article where it was like, is having a boyfriend embarrassing? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which, like, yeah, being associated with a man in any capacity at any moment moment in time is embarrassing. But then I saw this other girl make a TikTok and it was just like,

Speaker 1 she was like, I'm just so tired.

Speaker 1 I didn't even know what it was about. I was just like, like,

Speaker 1 repose. Repose.

Speaker 1 She was just like, how many times can we like blame women for like everything? But she was really talking more about.

Speaker 1 Did you see the trend on TikTok where it was like,

Speaker 1 it's like girls showing things that like their husbands husbands do and it's like, yeah, because I didn't marry a loser. Oh, I don't like that.
It's very interesting.

Speaker 1 And she was like, she's like implying that the trend is like, it's on the girl to figure out in this plethora of men that are all losers, you have to pick out the one that's like not a loser.

Speaker 1 And if he is a loser, it's not on him. It's on you.
Also, if you're posting to try to show that your man's not a loser.

Speaker 1 I don't want to say it, but he's a loser. All men are inherently loserish.
You know, so let's just like say that first and foremost.

Speaker 1 But she was, then she was like relating it back to like, are boyfriends embarrassing? And she was just like, no matter what, women are just like always blamed.

Speaker 1 And she was like, so now you're blamed if you have a boyfriend. Like, that's embarrassing.
But the girls that have boyfriends, like, they're already embarrassing. If he's a loser, that's bad for you.

Speaker 1 Like, that's on you. And it really is.

Speaker 1 And I feel like I can speak to it, like, having different relationships in the public eye.

Speaker 1 Like anytime one of my boyfriends in the public eye or like whatever would do something, it was always me that was like, well, she's stupid for being with him, like type of thing. It was never like

Speaker 1 behavior on his part. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which it is just like so true. Like, obviously, I agree with the Vogue article, boyfriends are embarrassing, but all men are embarrassing.
It reminds me of the TikTok with La Roach. Did you see that?

Speaker 1 From Victoria's Secret?

Speaker 1 With like the world. Yeah, he was like, we're from the same place.
And she's like, the bronx and he goes the world so that was he was actually telling her like we're both lgbtq plus

Speaker 1 oh but she didn't want to acknowledge that in that moment like she was like i want some privacy so that's why she goes the bronx and then he didn't want to embarrass her so he said the world but i said that's wait that went

Speaker 1 right over my I had to watch like they were like there's layers to this but then that's me when I'm like talking shit to a girl about men. And then she's like, are you married?

Speaker 1 And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, the Bronx.

Speaker 1 From the Bronx. We were talking about you and your loser boyfriend.
Not my situation.

Speaker 1 Not my situation. I do think like there is something to be said about not making your boyfriend, your husband.
Your personality. Your personality, the center of your life.
It is.

Speaker 1 I think it's less embarrassing. That's the embarrassing part is when like your happiness rides on him and your identity rides on that.

Speaker 1 And that's why I think sometimes it's hard, like public eye relationships. It's like you become a, they merge your names and shit.
Like, it's you,

Speaker 1 don't merge my name. Don't merge any name.
Don't merge the names. I'm speaking.
Wait, you know what's crazy? It's like, we're both girls.

Speaker 1 Stupid.

Speaker 1 So stupid. So stupid.

Speaker 1 I don't even know why I started it out like that. You're married, but like, I feel like that's...

Speaker 1 Why can't I form a coherent thought?

Speaker 1 You're married and you didn't change your name. Did you ever think you were going to change your name? Because I did.
And now as I get older, I'm like,

Speaker 1 I'm not changing my thoughts. I've known in my core since I got to the point where you weren't

Speaker 1 boom.

Speaker 1 There are some people, though, like, your last name's annoying. Like, that's not your fault.
Like, it's like Krasinski or something, and like, no one could spell it. Okay.

Speaker 1 Not to come for the other other names.

Speaker 1 Sorry, not to come for the whole Polish community.

Speaker 1 Polish names are really difficult and it's not their fault, but like sometimes like you marry a guy whose last name is like Baker and you're like, okay, let's do that.

Speaker 1 But I always like loved my last name. I identified by my last name.
I'm proud of my last name. My mom added a

Speaker 1 hyphen, which

Speaker 1 by the way, maybe it was like

Speaker 1 them

Speaker 1 tipping their turn. Yes, yes.
They were like, Hey, we can't be full feminists because, like, society will murder us. I'm not an angry feminist, yeah.

Speaker 1 She's like, they're like, Let us dip it in, but apparently, that's a fucking nightmare at the DMV. No,

Speaker 1 that's why I really brought it up because I was like, you have a gripe with the DMV.

Speaker 1 Like, you girls will get married and then not be able to go on their honeymoon because their passport doesn't match their, like, their new name or, like, they didn't put the hyphen in the right place.

Speaker 1 That just seems like so much admin that I'm not ever going to be prepared to like start. And growing up in Parksville, Brooklyn, it was pretty like

Speaker 1 open and free. And one of my mom's friends merged her name with her husband's name to create a new last name, like a

Speaker 1 celebrity name.

Speaker 1 It was quite creative.

Speaker 1 That's a bit outside my range. It is kind of annoying that my brother's kids are burners, but like my kids are not going to be burners.
And I'm like, but I'm, I am, I am a burner. I started straight.

Speaker 1 You'd all be nothing without me.

Speaker 1 No, one of my favorite bits ever is from Chelsea Handler's stand-up, where like she talks about her brother, like, having kids and his legacy. And, like, it's such a good,

Speaker 1 such a good bit.

Speaker 1 Can I do a quick shout-out to Lois? Lois, my niece. Lois won student of the month this month.

Speaker 1 They took a a photo.

Speaker 1 They talked about this, like, Lois is all this stuff. I FaceTime her.
This bitch was wearing sunglasses, wouldn't make eye contact with me anymore. Win student of the month one month.

Speaker 1 Suddenly, she's too cool for Aunt Hanny. She's different.
She's different.

Speaker 1 But it's also like when it happened, I was like, oh, that's so sweet. But then I called her and I was like, Lois, even if you never win student of the month again, I still love you.

Speaker 1 And that's like my own trauma I'm projecting onto her.

Speaker 1 I was just going to say,

Speaker 1 tell me that when you heard that, you weren't like,

Speaker 1 I could have won student of the month more.

Speaker 1 Well, first of all, the first time I won student of the month, I didn't the first month, which

Speaker 1 I was livid. Like,

Speaker 1 wait, I get

Speaker 1 clear as day. It's like September 3rd.
It's September 3rd, and you're like, hold on. No, no.
It was like that scene in a movie. They're like, the first ever student of the month is.

Speaker 1 And I go to stand up.

Speaker 1 And they're like, Jacob and I'm like what

Speaker 1 they're like Jacob Jacob sticks pencil erasers up his nose he's the student of the month

Speaker 1 Jacob can't even form a full sentence and when he didn't do his homework on the fourth so that's fucking insane so then the second month I won it and I said okay thank you and the teacher literally looked at me knew I was mad and she goes you won it the month of October yeah

Speaker 1 Hannah I won student of the the month, the month of October in third grade, and it was too overwhelming. I had to take a leave of absence from school and get my appendix out.

Speaker 1 I said, you know what? I said, you know what, hold the phone. I'd prefer a spring month.
I'm going to take a bit of a rest.

Speaker 1 No, I feel like you want it and then you're like, this is the perfect time to get even more attention and have a life.

Speaker 1 I'm going to make my rain stand out from all the other reigns.

Speaker 1 You're like, I'm going to need this press cycle to last a little longer.

Speaker 1 I was like, ah, a medical diagnosis. You come back and everybody.

Speaker 1 I came back. Someone had to open the door for me.
I said, yes.

Speaker 1 Please get my door. But I swear to God, the teacher, after I won, the teacher looked at me and I looked at her and I said, thanks.

Speaker 1 And she goes, I remember she goes, I couldn't give you it the first month. It would have been too obvious.
And I said, don't play games with me.

Speaker 1 yet again we're always making excuses for the men yet again the man wins um but I do think that that high I got from winning that wasn't good it wasn't good for my me

Speaker 1 it definitely did start

Speaker 1 your level of competitiveness yeah and then I had to have an ego death

Speaker 1 you like expecting get it to get it like the first month and being like devastated though is so you like where you're like sorry boy when I went into class I was locked in.

Speaker 1 Like, I was eyeing with the teacher. I was like, what are we doing, me and you doing today? Okay, like, fuck all these other kids.
Like, I'm here with you. Do you want to know why?

Speaker 1 Wait, this is so funny to think about.

Speaker 1 Do you want to know why you were like that?

Speaker 1 Because she's up there performing and you're like, hold on. No one's going to be performing in front of a crowd and not having me involved.
Susan, from the top, what's the math again?

Speaker 1 They didn't hear it. Like you're MCing her.
Like you're opening fire.

Speaker 1 You're dragging her up.

Speaker 1 She'd make a joke and you were like, that's a joke about fractions. You idiots wouldn't get it.

Speaker 1 I might have told this story before, but I have to tell it. It's one of our like family stories that I'll never live down.

Speaker 1 In Shelter Island, a person came with like all these animals.

Speaker 1 Like it was like an animal show like a petting thing yeah like a petting but like with reptiles but I just remember you know as a kid like when you love something you're like no one here loves this more than me yeah

Speaker 1 not the direction I was going

Speaker 1 like imagine like you're sitting there and someone's like we're having it um an outfit runway

Speaker 1 and you're like well this is for me like this is my time to shine so like

Speaker 1 I love animals So, they're like, do you want to go to the animal show? And I go, do I want to go to the animal? Yeah, this has been in my calendar for three months. We're going to the animal show.

Speaker 1 So, apparently I got there. And they like ask questions to the kids.
It's like very interactive. But my annoying ass was raising my hand.
Everyone else is shy, right?

Speaker 1 Me raising my hand trying to answer every question. And my dad jokes that the guy was like, clearly like, this isn't.

Speaker 1 We can't have you answer every question, like leave some room for other kids. And then at one point, I like was running out of stuff to say, but I still wanted to be called on.

Speaker 1 And he called on me, and I like forgot what I was going to say. And you could tell I was nervous.
And I just go, I like animals.

Speaker 1 Honestly, Hannah, I know exactly the kind of kid you were. And I was the kid in the corner looking at you, being like, are you fucking kidding?

Speaker 1 If you keep talking, we can't even pet the animals because you've been yapping the whole time.

Speaker 1 To this day, my dad will be like, I like animals. And then he said, the guy even he jokes, the guy was like, can anyone even say maybe in Spanish? And I was like, me who's the animals.

Speaker 1 You did not. You did not, Anna.

Speaker 1 So, anyway, we've learned and we've grown. Anyway, follow your dreams, be yourself.

Speaker 1 At the end of the day, be yourself. And that's why we have a podcast because we can yap all day.

Speaker 1 No one's going to yell at us. We love you guys so much.

Speaker 1 Have a great rest of your week. Great Scorpio season.
Don't forget to say happy birthday to Paige.

Speaker 1 She's 24.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Bye.

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