Giggling about sexting, scarves, and side parts

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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers, Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 2 Greetings, gigglers. We are now taking over your radio.

Speaker 2 Okay, that is a niche space jam reference that only three people got, but I decided to do it.

Speaker 1 No, that was good. It was different.
We weren't expecting it.

Speaker 2 I also have to let you guys know, I'm in Mexico.

Speaker 2 I went from Kansas City to Mexico.

Speaker 2 And I'm in my bedroom. And, you know, Giggly's global.
We've gone global.

Speaker 1 I don't usually like doing virtual because it's just like it's not the same vibe, like, whatever. But I do look gorgeous today.

Speaker 2 Well, your hair is so bouncy. Bouncy.

Speaker 1 And well, I had a bunch of things I had to do today.

Speaker 2 Well, I had to leave at home. Sorry, I've running around all day.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I've been running around, so my curls have been bouncing all over the city.

Speaker 2 Wait, tell us, what did you do today?

Speaker 1 Okay, I had to wake up.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 no. Which, first off,

Speaker 2 I'm livid. So I wake up.

Speaker 2 I'm fucking filming.

Speaker 1 I had to go.

Speaker 1 I had to go to Daphne. We had a Daphne meeting this morning.
Then I had to go film my last episode of In Bed with.

Speaker 2 Wait, you couldn't tell them you wanted to do remote?

Speaker 2 Aren't you the owner? Can't you be like, I know.

Speaker 1 Everyone wanted to go in.

Speaker 2 I was like, great, I guess we're going in. I just envision everyone at a table and then you want a huge screen under your covers.

Speaker 2 I'm a hologram.

Speaker 1 I'm like, actually, let's put AI to use.

Speaker 1 Then I went to Amazon. I had to film an episode of In Bed with Page to Sorry Bell, which I just want to say was my last episode of the second season.
I was so petrified to interview this guest.

Speaker 1 Halfway, I took a beta blocker for it. So that's how I'll sum it up with who our guest was.

Speaker 1 Oh, do you want me to guess? Anything to add?

Speaker 2 You didn't say who the guest was.

Speaker 2 No, I feel like I can't say yes. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. I don't know if I'm aware of that.

Speaker 2 How do you think it went?

Speaker 1 I think it went well because after she was like, thank you. Good job here today.
And I was like, okay, thank you. And then her team was like, she really loved it.

Speaker 2 She said it was great.

Speaker 2 And I was like, okay, phew.

Speaker 1 And then halfway through the interview, I'm on my like no deodorant journey. And I'm like, not the day to be on my no-deodorant journey.
I'm literally profusely sweating.

Speaker 1 But honestly, that's the first time I've taken a beta blocker in

Speaker 1 since like

Speaker 1 when we went on Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 2 And when we went to that one party once. When I started.

Speaker 2 One party that one time. By the way, I have to call you out for doing something insane.
Oh my God, you're insane, but also like, I respect you.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 We had a sweet, sweet friend invite us to do something last minute,

Speaker 2 guys. This is bonkers.
Our sweet, sweet friend was like, by the way, last minute invite, no pressure, but I do have something going on in the city tomorrow.

Speaker 2 And I said, this is so, thank you so much for that invite. Unfortunately, I'm in Mexico.
Otherwise, I would definitely be there. Hour later, Paige comes through.

Speaker 2 I'm going to read the text to you guys because the way she phrases it is so funny. She goes, that is so sweet, but I have a psychic appointment tomorrow at six that it's really important to me.

Speaker 2 The drill did not respond.

Speaker 2 I don't think she'll ever respond.

Speaker 1 Okay, sorry for being truthful. Sorry for not making up a lie.
Sorry for not being like, sorry, can't make it.

Speaker 2 Did you almost make up a lie? Were you like, actually, this person will get it if I just tell them the truth?

Speaker 1 I was like, this person will get it. And I was like, and this is what's happening.
And mind you, I've changed my appointment with my psychic twice. And I'm like, sorry, I can't change on her again.

Speaker 2 It gets bad juju.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's bad energy. And so I was like, sorry, I can't come.
This is really important to me.

Speaker 2 And then after it, you have to process it. You can't just go into the world.
You have to

Speaker 2 reflect on your whole life.

Speaker 1 Well, Hannah, that's the thing. That's why I was like, if I wanted to lie, I could have been like, my psychic appointment's at seven.
And it's like, okay, well, you can't come.

Speaker 2 I'm going to have a migraine tomorrow, so I can't.

Speaker 1 But like, my psychic appointment's at six, and then I need the two hours after that to go over what she said, call my mom.

Speaker 2 Yes, then you need to

Speaker 2 rewrite your whole life. You're like, you're coming.
Yeah, I have to sit and think for at least 45 after that.

Speaker 2 Also, you have to send me everything that might possibly have to do with us because I'm also like part of it. Like, I'm literally nervous about tomorrow.

Speaker 1 I have my questions ready. Like, this is an interview.

Speaker 1 This is the most important thing I'm doing all week.

Speaker 2 My entire life is on the back. It depends.
Depends on this moment. I'll know tomorrow at six if we're making it or breaking it.
Okay, people? This is life or death.

Speaker 2 Nerd your loins. And I love how you start off and you're just like, hey, how are you?

Speaker 1 Hey, so much fun at that.

Speaker 2 You're so much better at psychic appointments than me, though, because you give them nothing where I'm like a people pleaser. So I'm like.

Speaker 2 I know what you mean and I'm going to tell you exactly what you might have meant.

Speaker 1 Well, half the time I'm not trying to not give them anything. It's more like I forget.
True. You know, and they're like, Do you have a dad? And I'm like, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 Hold on. You know, I'm like, let me just say it.
Let me chat. And then the psychic will lie to you and be like, I told you that was going to happen last time.
And you're like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, I don't ever, I should go back. Like, I, before tomorrow, I should go back and re-listen to my one last year

Speaker 1 just to see.

Speaker 2 I write notes, but then the notes obviously make no sense.

Speaker 1 Make no sense. I try.
Oh, some psychics are like, you can't record anything, but if they don't say anything, I'll record it.

Speaker 1 Like, I'll put my phone on speaker and then I'll like record it from like my iPad.

Speaker 2 You're such a punk. So that I have it.

Speaker 1 I was gonna women in STEM.

Speaker 2 Sorry, I'm dating.

Speaker 2 Do you do every six months? Is that like your rule?

Speaker 1 So when I'm going through a bad time,

Speaker 2 you go, okay.

Speaker 1 I'll go every six months, but typically once a year. Like last year, the year before, I'm hitting that bitch up every two weeks.
I'm like, do you think Mamie?

Speaker 1 I haven't. The last time I did it was last

Speaker 2 January. It is sometimes scary to go to a psychic when things are going well in your life because you're like, oh no, what if she's going to tell me I'm actually not happy?

Speaker 2 But I do have to say, your psychic, witchy presence follows me everywhere I go.

Speaker 2 I was in, I forget where I was, but I was wearing a kitten heel

Speaker 2 inspired by you.

Speaker 2 Hugo Boss has amazing kitten heels and this jean that like the bottom is folded so there's like an opening. And I look I have a couple jokes in my hour

Speaker 2 where I

Speaker 2 joke about our friendship. I may you know say a couple funny things about you and I was literally telling a joke about you and your pretty privilege or something

Speaker 2 and my kitten heel gets stuck in my bottom jean, and I almost tear an ACL. And everyone

Speaker 2 go, Paige, fucking Deservo, just put a hex on me.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 I swear to God,

Speaker 2 I'm watching Allie on stage, Allie Colbert, shout out,

Speaker 2 and something goes across the screen. And I'm like, what is going on? And the crowd starts like yelling.

Speaker 2 Like, not like a, wait, wait, wait, wait wait you're backstage allie's out on stage yeah and there's like a little watching there's like a little screen you know where you could see the stage okay and i'm like waiting for her to finish so i go on and a thing goes across the camera and people start yelling but like blood curdling yells like

Speaker 2 i'm like what's going on it goes back and i realize there's a bat in the theater a bat

Speaker 2 no i know so allie just flying about just flying back and forth i'm like, what is she going to do? So Allie's like, she deals with it, and then the bat disappears. And I'm like, oh, great.

Speaker 2 Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 She deals with it. How?

Speaker 2 She made it. I think she made.

Speaker 1 You just literally glossed over the meat of the story.

Speaker 2 Not the stereotype, but she's a lesbian. So everyone was like, Allie's got it under control.
And she handled it. Enough sense.

Speaker 2 And she put it in her pocket.

Speaker 2 Like, everyone felt safe because Allie was like, guys, don't worry. The ghost is going to be okay.

Speaker 1 Wait.

Speaker 1 In a lesbian relationship, is it established?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Great, great question. We might need a lesbian correspondent.
I do think sometimes there is, they say, you know, the more mask one,

Speaker 2 or like a top-bottom situation. But with lesbians, it's a lot more flexible where some girl might be really into taking out the trash and another one...
kills the insects.

Speaker 2 There's less rules and a lot more

Speaker 2 multiple people have their, you know, their things. But doing their things,

Speaker 2 especially like if they're, if they're mothers. Um, anyway, fast forward, bat disappears, falls asleep.
I don't know. I get on stage and I'm just like, I guess the bat's gone.

Speaker 2 Of course, the bat comes back. And, like, what am I supposed to do? There's a bat flying around in this haunting.

Speaker 1 Can you even catch a bat?

Speaker 2 Like, no, also, these poor girls in the balcony are like right where the bat is. And then I'm sorry, but I would have left.
I guess Kansas City, there's bats.

Speaker 2 Like, it's like kind of a thing, but I like wasn't anticipating it. I've performed in many theaters.
I've never seen a bat before. And everyone's yelling.
And we ended up naming the bat Paige.

Speaker 1 Wait, is that why? Is that why I was inundated? Like, usually I'll get like one or two DMs, like, hey, are you in San Antonio with Hannah? And I'm like, no. But I was like inundated with Kansas.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we know you're here.

Speaker 2 That's possible. I said, Paige is, well, I said I said, the bat is a paid actor.

Speaker 2 No one get upset. This bat is just, you know, working.

Speaker 1 I flew this bat in.

Speaker 2 Its name is Paige DeSorba.

Speaker 2 The bat was so crazy. The bat just, like, would fly a little bit and disappear once during both our sets.
And then Allie Googled it. Honestly,

Speaker 2 so she. Cunt.

Speaker 1 Like, hey, I'm out here for the set. Now I'm done.

Speaker 2 The bat just wanted to be like,

Speaker 2 by the way, I just know that I would flex on you, hose, if I wanted to, but I'm going to sleep. And Allie googled it.
I have to do this more, Googling omens.

Speaker 2 Omens sounds scary, but she says if you, like, you could literally be like, person with a blue shirt walks past me. What's that omen? Yeah.
So apparently it's an omen. I got to search it.
I know.

Speaker 1 And like, I don't have time.

Speaker 2 Sorry.

Speaker 1 And is she just typing this freely into Google or is there some excitement?

Speaker 1 And what was the omen for that?

Speaker 2 It meant like positivity for your career, like good, like a change in your career type thing. I don't know, but I was like, okay, I guess we're good.
But oh, okay, great.

Speaker 1 So that was good. And all the gigglers there were good.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, the gigglers loved it. They look they're having, they're hammered, they're having fun.
Um, and the theaters are gorgeous, like, it's giving Phantom of the Opera, like

Speaker 2 they're beautiful, but deeply, deeply haunted. Um, also, I'm sorry for sexting you earlier today.
I didn't mean to, Hannah,

Speaker 1 your boobs are huge. It was, it was texted you back like a troll online and was like, Are you pregnant?

Speaker 1 I was like, This is obscene.

Speaker 2 I almost responded saying, I'm not pregnant. No, I took you guys.
I took a bikini photo, like selfie, and my tit was in it, and it was from below. So, obviously, it looked massive.

Speaker 1 You know what's interesting is that, like, I don't have any boobs, and I make it my whole personality.

Speaker 1 Where, like, you have big boobs, and you don't talk about them, you don't show them, you don't even like really like acknowledge them. And I'm wondering if they're like,

Speaker 1 we get it. You love your ass.
Like, we're here too, though.

Speaker 2 See how it is. I just, I don't like being sexualized in a boob girl.

Speaker 2 I don't like how you're sexualizing me on this podcast right now.

Speaker 2 I know I'm beautiful and voluptuous. No, but something about boob attention like.
gives me the ick.

Speaker 2 Like, I don't want guys staring at my tits, but like, stare at my butt because I'm walking away, you know?

Speaker 2 Period. Boob attention.
Yeah, like, boob attention is very like, oh, I don't like it.

Speaker 2 I wore a bikini today and like one guy looked at my bikini and I was like, I need to put a t-shirt over this. This is disgusting.
Wow. Male attention does nothing for me.

Speaker 2 Men wanting to have sex with you. Like, look, I love a man who falls in love with me because that's fun and you could ruin their life.

Speaker 1 But men would have sex with like an apple pie.

Speaker 2 Men would have sex with warm bread pudding. Men would have sex.
Literally. Men have sex with their fucking, like, it's disgusting.
They would have sex with anything.

Speaker 2 They would jerk off to, they jerk off to anything.

Speaker 1 They jerk. You know, it's a weird thing to think about.
Like, like, it's a weird thing to think. Like,

Speaker 1 like, one day you pick a guy and you're like, I'm going to marry this guy. And, like, you don't, you never will know if he's put his dick in something weird.

Speaker 2 Like a peach.

Speaker 1 Like, okay, this is like very niche, but every time I open, every time I open any type of hair gel, I always,

Speaker 1 if I had a dick and I stoved it in there, what would it feel?

Speaker 2 Well, this is the thing. What we're trying to say is, if we were men, we would stick our dick in any everything.

Speaker 1 Yeah, in things. Just to see what it felt like.

Speaker 1 So I'm sure, like, we're walking around here with boyfriends and husbands and fiancés, and all, all the time, we don't know what have they put their dick in.

Speaker 2 I would put it in, like mayonnaise.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, and you have a jar.

Speaker 2 Jello.

Speaker 1 Like, a jar of, like, peanut butter, a jar of, like, fluff. Like, fluff.
Yeah, like, I'm sticking it in.

Speaker 2 Are we 12-year-old boys?

Speaker 2 Wait.

Speaker 1 Speaking of penises, can we actually just cut right to the diddy dock?

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. I watched all of it.

Speaker 2 And this is my second Diddy Doc, by the way. Like, I'm deep in it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, your preface.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 There was so much information. My biggest takeaway from the P.
Diddy doc, well, one, I want 50 cent energy in 2026. Like, I really, I, I actually, I'm not hating as hard as I could be.

Speaker 1 And like, it shows. And I could be doing so much more.
And I'm going to start. Um,

Speaker 1 but secondly,

Speaker 1 I know that I think everyone's gay and I say it on the pod all the time and I've dated so many gay men.

Speaker 2 I can't keep count.

Speaker 1 So I do feel like I am an expert in this field. And I'm sorry, Tupac and Biggie were unfortunately killed because P.
Diddy couldn't say that he was gay.

Speaker 1 Sorry, that was a lover's

Speaker 2 quarrel.

Speaker 1 Like, what are we talking about here? He was jealous of the friendship that they had, so he killed them both. Hello, this man is gay, and nobody's letting him come out.

Speaker 1 And I think that's the crux of it.

Speaker 1 And so now I have to get police escorts everywhere.

Speaker 2 I'm not adding to the Crips Blood conversation.

Speaker 1 Let me have a moment. No, because I'm like, I'm like, wait a minute, though.
This whole documentary, like they're talking about every single beef that all of them had.

Speaker 1 All of the beef is just because they couldn't say how they felt. Like, it's so emotional.
I'm sorry, if you switched all the people in that documentary to blonde girls in college.

Speaker 1 Sorry, that's just sororities, honey.

Speaker 1 Sorry, that's just making making the cheer team in the South. Like, what are we saying? East versus West.

Speaker 2 Sorry. It's banned Summerhouse Southern.
No, I was like, what? Guys, what?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So, I don't know. I did just get a weird memory of me getting off a subway in Brooklyn with some classmates and one of them being like, you have to take your hat off.

Speaker 2 I think it was like red. And they were like, you can't wear that here because of gangs.
And I was like, I don't think they're going to think I'm rallying for a gang. I'm a Latin king.

Speaker 1 Thank you so much. I look amazing in gold.

Speaker 2 Think of yourself. I don't think they think I'm trying to make a statement.
And they're like, take off your hat. And I was like, oh, shit.

Speaker 2 The Diddy,

Speaker 2 he

Speaker 2 was assaulting everyone. Like, no one was safe.
His mom, his bros, his girls, himself.

Speaker 2 Oh, did Kitty just meow?

Speaker 1 Yep. Well, I haven't seen her all day.

Speaker 2 She misses you. She gets love stars.

Speaker 1 Where's my mom?

Speaker 2 She was like, Did you have a shoot without me?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 She was like, You went to a Daphne meeting?

Speaker 2 Nobody told me.

Speaker 1 Sorry, wait. Look at her.

Speaker 2 Let me see. If you guys are on YouTube, you can see this extra.

Speaker 2 Oh my god.

Speaker 2 That's a fake cat. Sorry, that's AI.

Speaker 1 She saw the light. Yes, Kitty, that's the light.
That's the camera.

Speaker 2 Yes, darling. Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes, get the angle.

Speaker 2 Yes, my sweet.

Speaker 1 Yo, this is my sweet girl.

Speaker 2 Oh my gosh. She's a little baby girl.

Speaker 2 Hannah. Oh, I don't even have a microphone.
Hannah, I can't believe I ever didn't have a cat.

Speaker 1 Guys, what are you doing if you don't own cats?

Speaker 2 I can't. I do have to say, I made Grace get a cat.
I made Des' brother get, I've made everyone get cats. And now I'll be like, hey, come visit me.
And they're like, I can't. I have a cat.
So now

Speaker 2 I've complicated everyone's life. But it's worth it.
It's worth it for the the cats. I was like, tell Aiden to, I was like, stay at our apartment for something.

Speaker 2 And he's like, Aiden has two cats because of you. He can't just leave them.

Speaker 1 The other day, Sierra asked my mom if next year for Thanksgiving, she could bring her cat. And my mom goes,

Speaker 1 I have to draw the line somewhere.

Speaker 2 This can't be a house of cats. Yeah, Kim has marble countertops.

Speaker 1 Oh, Kim's allergic to cats.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 1 it's really not great for her. She has to take a Claritin every time she comes over, but that's the price she has to pay for this gorgeous gown.

Speaker 2 That's what I told Des. I said, I take birth control, you take claritin, let's move forward.

Speaker 2 An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

Speaker 1 Sorry, that's just me. You're a mother.
You're looking out for your daughter. Totally.

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Speaker 2 On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea, not just a tea, the band tea.

Speaker 2 You wore it everywhere until your ex-girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend stole it, but now you're on eBay. And there it is, same tea from the same tour.

Speaker 2 The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you, especially on eBay. Where else can you find that mint trading card you've been searching ever for that's out of print?

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Speaker 1 So I recently had one of those moments where I stood in front of my closet and I said, I have nothing to wear, while surrounded by hundreds of things I never touch.

Speaker 1 So I started listing them on Depop and honestly, it's amazing. You can sell the pieces you're over and someone out there will be obsessed with them.
And the best part, there's no seller fees, none.

Speaker 1 So the money you make actually stays in your pocket, which feels very chic. Plus, it's so easy.
I listed something while watching TV and it sold before the episode even ended.

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Speaker 1 Did you look at what your Spotify age was?

Speaker 2 31.

Speaker 2 Wow. I know.

Speaker 2 You think you're better than me?

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 but

Speaker 1 I do feel if someone said to me right now,

Speaker 1 without knowing how old you are, how old do you think you are, I do feel the age that I was when we started COVID. Like I feel 27, like about to turn 28.

Speaker 2 You're so right. I feel the same.
Do you think everyone's stuck?

Speaker 1 Like everyone's stuck in their COVID age? Yeah. I think like kind of

Speaker 1 because I

Speaker 1 think about

Speaker 1 it, it wasn't as stunting for us because we had gone through a ton of milestones already that we had like had to do in our early 20s, mid-20s, where, like, the kids that it happened to, where they were like seniors in high school, seniors in college, like, yeah, I can't imagine they're feeling great.

Speaker 2 Now, I mentioned this on burner film, but Liz Plank said something about the like girl,

Speaker 2 girl boss era and how like

Speaker 2 there was a specific time like 2015, 2016, 2017, where us millennial girls were in our early 20s in New York City getting paid $35,000

Speaker 2 a year or less.

Speaker 1 I thought clearly there's a mistake.

Speaker 2 There's a zero missing somewhere. But that was it.
It was like, that's it. And we'd all work for these media companies and we had unlimited vacation days, which was code for

Speaker 2 what if you ask for a vacation day, you're a fucking loser. So I've never, all of us were dying.
Nowadays, if you have a sniffle, you don't have to go into work.

Speaker 2 Like nowadays, people realize you don't, but there was a time, and by the way, all the girl bosses have been canceled. Not that, I'm not saying they should have.

Speaker 2 I'm just saying the girls took down the girls. But that was a special case.

Speaker 1 A classic

Speaker 2 big company that a woman ran, they were like, no.

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 1 you know what? I think partly it is too? It's partly that Gen Z,

Speaker 1 Gen, not even Gen Z. I don't even want to say that.
I like Gen Z. I really feel like it's the younger version.
They really like want this trad wife lifestyle.

Speaker 1 So I feel like they almost made it seem like, okay, girl bossing is actually not cool. Like killing yourself seven days a week is not cool.

Speaker 1 But I think what they don't understand is like we had to go that extreme because we still weren't being paid the same amount.

Speaker 1 We still, like, it was so many years later from like is it crazy how the 70s, and it's like we're still fighting for the same shit.

Speaker 2 Everything's a pendulum.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Sorry, I just want, I just wanted to say the word pendulum. But it's like dating.

Speaker 2 Like, you'll date like a crazy narcissist, and the next guy you date, you like walk all over, and then you go back to dating a narcissist. It's pendulum.
Hashtag pendulum.

Speaker 2 Wait a second.

Speaker 2 No, like that's what would happen to me.

Speaker 1 And then You know what I do?

Speaker 2 I go gay, straight, gay,

Speaker 2 straight.

Speaker 1 Like my first boyfriend, very straight.

Speaker 2 Straight.

Speaker 1 My next one, very stay.

Speaker 2 And that's why when you watch the P. Diddy doc, you said, well, I know what's happening.

Speaker 1 I said, no, I know when you're mad and it's not about what you're really mad about. Like, I know that look.
I know when you're suppressing something.

Speaker 2 Okay?

Speaker 1 I know that that's why you're so mad.

Speaker 2 Also, no straight guy is that detail-oriented.

Speaker 1 Also, no straight guy knows when one of their friends talks to the other friend.

Speaker 2 That's so true.

Speaker 1 Like, no straight men know the schedule of other straight men.

Speaker 1 Like, have you ever asked a straight man anything about their lifelong friends? They don't know.

Speaker 1 So, the fact that Diddy even knew, do you want to know the most? Actually, do you want to hear the sickest part of the Diddy doc? Like, the most upsetting part? Okay.

Speaker 1 Him and I share a birthday. What?

Speaker 2 Yeah. He's Scorpio.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Me,

Speaker 1 P. Diddy,

Speaker 2 Bethany Frankel,

Speaker 1 and Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 2 So I don't know what fucked up dinner party that is, but I know that I'm not leaving it alive.

Speaker 1 I know that I'm the first kill. Like the easy.
I'm the easiest target there. I actually will kill myself first because I don't know what you guys would do to me.

Speaker 1 Oh. Just yell at me a ton, probably.

Speaker 2 But you know what was fucked up? Like

Speaker 2 his son was with him till the end.

Speaker 1 I haven't been recording.

Speaker 2 But you know what? We record. We're recording on this.
We record here. Do you want to press it now?

Speaker 1 Wow. I never do that.
Don't worry, don't worry. Grace, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 Okay, do you want to apologize to the community?

Speaker 1 I want to apologize to the community because I wasn't recording this whole thing. I had a long day.

Speaker 2 She wasn't recording on her microphone, but we got it from the video.

Speaker 2 So everyone, it's okay.

Speaker 2 Sorry, sorry. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
Things happen. Things, you know, life's a pendulum.

Speaker 1 Life's a pendulum, and sometimes you're recording and then sometimes you're not.

Speaker 2 I was thinking about how Grace did the video about our hand movements being Italian. That was like so fucking fun.
I'll like watch that.

Speaker 2 Wait, hand it to you too.

Speaker 2 I watch that all the time.

Speaker 2 Sometimes I'll just move it.

Speaker 2 All the views are just me, you, and my nana?

Speaker 1 I'll just resend it to my mom. She goes, I know it's great.
I watch it all the time.

Speaker 2 And I just watch it.

Speaker 1 Sometimes I'll watch it, and I'll be like, wait, me and my friend are so funny.

Speaker 2 You guys, this is so embarrassing. I watch the sweater clip when you make fun of my sweater, like, every day.

Speaker 2 It just, like, makes my day. I don't know.
Like, you shitting on my sweater just makes me so happy.

Speaker 1 Because this podcast is escapism. Like, do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 No, yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, people that are like, oh my god, hey, like, whatever about, like, anytime someone, like, no, I can't even talk.

Speaker 2 It gets me so worked out.

Speaker 1 Obviously, there's going to be criticism about our podcast at some point.

Speaker 2 Let me get this out. Let me get this out.

Speaker 1 Okay? And, like, yes, there should be criticism on anything that has existed, that is in existence. Like, you can criticize whatever art you want, totally.

Speaker 1 But sometimes people will criticize the podcast, and they'll be like, they don't say anything on it, and it's not organized. And I'm like, yes, that is the fucking point.

Speaker 1 It's the point of this podcast is to laugh and escape our lives.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry, I hate when someone starts an organized story. I'll kill myself.
Like, especially when you know where it's going to go, I'm like, oh my God, it's like, get to the point.

Speaker 1 Sorry, if you have an outline, get a grip.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. Get a literal grip.
I need 18 side quests in a story to stay focused on a story.

Speaker 1 Let me tangent once in a while.

Speaker 2 I was going to say, though, when I was watching the Italian video, back to the Italian video,

Speaker 2 your fingers are so long. Like, it's it still makes me laugh.
And then I was looking at my fingers. My fingers look like if your fingers got attacked by bees and had an allergic reaction.

Speaker 2 They're literally so fat.

Speaker 2 It looks like your fingers.

Speaker 1 Wait, when I re-watch that video, I realized that our hand movements are now I like can't. Our hand movements are so true to who we are as people.

Speaker 2 Like, you know, I know what you're saying when you say it.

Speaker 1 Like, I I know exactly like I'm very like dainty like took ballet like also but like pinky up where you're like listen bitch I'll like you know like you were very assertive with your hand motion different fonts of Italian yes yes wait also I just have to address your hair looks beautiful you are wearing a side part yeah I've been seeing a lot of side parts

Speaker 1 is it like so fully back like we're so back with personally I think my face looks better with this hide part

Speaker 2 this is my my problem, and I know there has to be other girls out there who suffer from the same thing with a cowlick.

Speaker 2 Where, like, I,

Speaker 2 and people lie to me, and they say, oh, it looks good. And I'm like, no, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 Where is it?

Speaker 2 Where?

Speaker 2 I have an insane cowlick here.

Speaker 1 Okay, so flip to the other side.

Speaker 2 So, like, if like that looks crazy.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, you're doing it like a weird emo teenager. Flip to that side.

Speaker 2 Emo llama. This side is too big, and this is the side of my face that I don't like.

Speaker 2 Oh my god. Grace, blur that.
Blur that. I don't want that on the internet.
Blur it. I mean, my monster side.

Speaker 1 I feel like as a millennial, I went my whole life doing side part and I didn't start doing middle part till like college. So I'm more.
So my middle part was really just my 20s.

Speaker 1 So I know my side part more.

Speaker 2 I just

Speaker 2 realized that people have different shaped heads. Like for some reason, my head, like, okay, I'm like, you have the perfect head, but like, you have like more space on top where I get more narrow.

Speaker 2 So I feel like I actually sitting right with a cone head. I actually

Speaker 2 love how this is an audio podcast, and we're like, look at the left side of her

Speaker 2 angle of her cheekbone.

Speaker 2 I actually see what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 You have like more surface area. That's why makeup looks better on you because you have more surface area to put in.
Where I have a cone head and I can only fit it. It goes, it's like, bam!

Speaker 1 I get what you're saying.

Speaker 2 Okay, so you're a make part girl.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but then I'm the diva

Speaker 2 when I don't want to go side part.

Speaker 2 Oh my god, Hannah, it happened. I'm bad about that.

Speaker 1 There was one time where we wanted you to do that.

Speaker 2 Everyone was whispering about me. Everyone whispered about me when I left.
They were like, I can't believe she wanted to side part.

Speaker 1 Wait, did you see that thing?

Speaker 1 I think it's Vanity Fair is doing it, where it's like actors ask actors questions, like interview actors. So it was like Adam Sandler and

Speaker 1 like Ariana Grande.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I thought the pairings were all so good, but I was honestly very shocked at

Speaker 1 it. It was Julia Roberts and Sean Penn.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 And I don't know why. I was just like,

Speaker 1 maybe it's because I'm like, I don't really know Sean Penn enough.

Speaker 2 You know him from the Charlie.

Speaker 1 Well, that's the only thing I can like reference immediately. There's like one other movie I can reference.
I feel like he does have controversial things.

Speaker 2 This guy's done cocaine harder than anyone and his tip would work.

Speaker 1 And I was just like,

Speaker 1 sorry, I just wanted someone different for Julia.

Speaker 2 Okay, I'll report it to the Academy.

Speaker 1 Like, I wanted like a Matthew McConaughey, a Brad Pitt.

Speaker 2 Do you know what you wanted? Because she's so iconic, you wanted like a gay to bring it out of her. Like, someone who would like to get away from her.

Speaker 1 I didn't want a straight man.

Speaker 1 I didn't want

Speaker 2 a straight man's not going to make her smile, and she has a million-dollar smile.

Speaker 1 You know what? That's what it was. I deep down wanted a gigantic.

Speaker 2 I want to handle it, like Coleman doing.

Speaker 2 Right? They would have had a magical conversation.

Speaker 1 They would have had a magical conversation.

Speaker 2 He would have made her giggle.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I just, I feel like, I feel like Sean Penn.
Maybe Sean Penn's funny, but I just felt like

Speaker 1 it wasn't the pairing I wanted.

Speaker 2 I think I might have texted you about this, but sometimes like actors talking about certain roles is crazy to me.

Speaker 1 Okay, wait, no.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 Hannah and I's friendship, I feel like

Speaker 1 very early on, we realized that when, if I smoke weed and I get high,

Speaker 1 that Hannah and I actually are on the same brain wave.

Speaker 2 Perfect wave alive.

Speaker 1 Like we're perfectly aligned. Like, no, like I can't explain to you how many times.

Speaker 2 We're locked in.

Speaker 1 We're locked in. I literally feel like I can telepathically tell tell you things, but it's only when I'm high and Hannah's not.
So the other day, Hannah texted me and she was like, What did you say?

Speaker 1 You were like, Sometimes it's like so cringe listening to actors talk about acting because it's like, bro, you were pretending. And like,

Speaker 1 I so understood what you were saying because sometimes I'll get so high and I'll note, I'll be watching something and I'm like, you're acting.

Speaker 2 I know you're lying.

Speaker 1 I know you're playing pretend. This is not like real.

Speaker 2 Sorry, can't you? I could win an Oscar. Play pretend.
That's insane.

Speaker 2 Like, who am I? Like, these kids are in the school play.

Speaker 2 Also, like, I have a niece and nephew. Like, that's all we do.
I'm just like, okay, pretend that we're like in a cave and we're getting chased. And like, Lois is fucking killing.

Speaker 2 I'm like, okay, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar. And I think it was actually, you know, I love Timothy Chevrolet.
Yeah. And he's currently doing a lot of interviews.
Not his fault.

Speaker 2 But like, the way he was speaking with the passion of like

Speaker 2 him pretending to be a ping pong player, I like couldn't handle it. He was acting like he'd, you know,

Speaker 2 had four kids and raised them all. And I was like, you pretended to be a ping pong player.

Speaker 1 Well, I think that men can talk passionately about

Speaker 1 things they like. Like I think men can talk passionately about like work where I feel like it's

Speaker 2 so right. I feel like girls will do crazy stuff for roles and then when they brag about it and again me even saying bragging that was clock yourself.
Clock it.

Speaker 2 Like, people are like, oh, they're bragging. And it's like, if a guy, oh, literally, you know how they say the greatest actor of all time?

Speaker 2 It's always the male actors. Like, there has to be a female actor that's better than Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm sorry. Men don't understand empathy.

Speaker 2 Also, I can talk shit on Leonardo Caprio because I'm invisible, because I'm 30. Yeah, he doesn't care about you.

Speaker 1 Did you watch the there's a new George Clooney movie on Netflix. Did you happen to sc scroll past it or see it? No, It's called J

Speaker 1 something.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, because Adam Sandler got nominated in it.

Speaker 1 So I was like, so excited because I'm like, oh, like, what a fun movie. George Clooney and Adam Sandler, what a duo.

Speaker 1 Because it's one of the most depressing movies I've ever watched in my life to the point where I'm like, it's a long movie where I'm like, okay, at the end, something's going to happen.

Speaker 1 where it like ties this all together and like gives you a good ending.

Speaker 1 When it ended, I was like, Well, there's just no, there's just no way that's how it ended. I actually texted my mom and said, Sorry, I told you to watch the George Clooney movie.

Speaker 1 Don't watch it, it's really depressing.

Speaker 1 You're not gonna, you're not gonna like it.

Speaker 2 Can I say my hot take?

Speaker 2 Movies that come out right now are trying to like get nominated for awards, and to win an award, you have to have like a really sad movie.

Speaker 2 Like, someone has to die of cancer, or like the whole cast has to die, or like you have to be like, can you have a movie?

Speaker 1 I actually welcome more I rather watch a really sad movie but if I click on a movie one more time and the first line is a thriller a thriller you want to know what I don't want a motherfucking thriller my life alone I have so much anxiety I don't need my entertainment you have enough thrill just waking up enough thrill I'm thrilled especially we're watching TV at night I want you to put me to bed I'm maxed out at thrills I can't do it anymore yep but I was I what with acting I do I do want more respect on the comedic side because I do have to say I can cry way easier than put together a 60-minute comedy.

Speaker 1 Not to get so industry, and I'm sorry for leaning in.

Speaker 1 Not to get so industry, but the whole like sale to Netflix of Warner Brothers and like if it's going to go through, possibly whatever.

Speaker 1 It makes me really nervous for the movie industry because I'm like,

Speaker 1 me as a normal person, I haven't gone to the movie theater probably since COVID because it was like the first thing that was like, oh, you can't go to the movie theater.

Speaker 2 Only rule.

Speaker 1 And I love going to the movies. And I have, there has not been a movie that I'm like, I have to see this in the movie theater.

Speaker 1 I think the most recent one that everyone saw was like the wicked, the two wicked guys.

Speaker 2 I have to see Wicked 2. I haven't had time yet.
I have to see.

Speaker 1 Where people were going to the movies.

Speaker 2 They don't know if Netflix is going to just keep it as is, but just like own it.

Speaker 2 Or if Netflix is going to merge and rebrand them all I know is the person who made them just go to Max and now they're HBO Max y'all fucked up

Speaker 2 but anyway yeah people don't know but I do have to say when times are changing ever it's always scary but then hopefully positivity comes out of it I'm trying to be optimistic I hate change you know I hate change I know but do you think about like when they

Speaker 2 there first was like cable'cause it was just like network T V. Like people must have been freaking out about cable, being like, this is too many options.

Speaker 1 What I think about, yeah, like N HBO was the only like non-cable.

Speaker 1 You know what I think about a lot? When Chelsea Handler left E

Speaker 1 and went to Netflix, and she was like the very first

Speaker 1 person, I feel like, to leave cable television,

Speaker 1 go to like a streaming.

Speaker 1 I feel like she was so ahead of her time that like her show, her first show on Netflix actually didn't get enough respect

Speaker 1 because really she kind of like pioneered that where it's like, no, you can switch over and do like different formats and it's streaming. They don't care, you know?

Speaker 2 Yeah, and then she got more creative. She's doing her documentaries and stuff.
Yeah. Love you, Chelsea.
But I do think that we, sorry, Chelsea and I, it's just the color Chelsea.

Speaker 2 I feel like everything will be merged eventually. You can't, people can't afford to have $20 services for like every single thing.

Speaker 1 And then it's basically like we're just going back to cable because it's like, like, okay, it's one

Speaker 2 big thing.

Speaker 1 Anywho, we're not solving that problem today.

Speaker 2 I was going to say, we figured it out. So.

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Speaker 2 Oh my god, did you hear about the influencer who changed her baby's birthday because it was too close to Christmas?

Speaker 2 Let me do that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 Changed it on her.

Speaker 2 People are mad.

Speaker 1 Changed it on her birth certificate from what to what.

Speaker 2 I don't know if you're allowed to change a birth certificate, but I think she's like, babe, you're born in May now. We're celebrating you in May.

Speaker 1 Oh, she changed the whole thing. Changed the whole month.

Speaker 1 Well, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 Because look, if someone celebrates, hey, I had a baby.

Speaker 1 Birthday is December 25th. I'd say, yeah, what's the harm in the 26th? You know?

Speaker 1 That I'd be like, okay, maybe. Changing the whole m

Speaker 1 what's her sign? Ha like, how will she be able to do her chart?

Speaker 2 Oh my god, I didn't even think about that. That's so annoying.
Oh my god, you lie to her and tell her she's an Aries.

Speaker 1 That's just like so selfish to do because what it's not good for your schedule. Okay, well, a baby doesn't have anything to do around Christmas.
But maybe, like, they're not running out to the stores.

Speaker 2 But maybe she felt like the kid wasn't getting enough of a birthday because it was getting overshadowed by Christmas.

Speaker 2 I kind of feel bad for some of my friends whose birthdays are like on the 22nd because I'm like, um,

Speaker 2 your little birthday. Santa's coming.
And Santa doesn't give a shit about your birthday.

Speaker 1 As an adult,

Speaker 1 I don't give a flying fuck about my birthday, about your birthday. Not you, I mean like anyone.

Speaker 2 I still haven't given you your birthday mail.

Speaker 1 Wait, that's so funny because I did an Amazon Live the other day and they were like, what did Hannah get you? And I was like,

Speaker 1 I was like, wait, Hannah did give me a gift. And then I was like, I don't remember it.

Speaker 2 No, because I got you the best present. I haven't given it to you yet.
And I bought it so early.

Speaker 1 I just keep forgetting. At this point, just save it for next year.

Speaker 2 Can we, not to be controversial, but

Speaker 2 is Mrs. Claus okay?

Speaker 1 During this time?

Speaker 2 Like, is she happy in her marriage? Is she

Speaker 2 getting paid for the work she's doing? No one brings her up. I just imagine her smoking a cigarette, just being like so over Mr.
Claus's shit. Santa.

Speaker 2 Santa, as he's aka Santa.

Speaker 1 What woman isn't over.

Speaker 2 Because also, like, he doesn't work all year and then works one night, and then everyone's like, he's the greatest. I would be so annoyed because you know who's probably working every day?

Speaker 2 Her. Who do you think is organizing it? Who do you think is it? Also, I'm sorry, too.

Speaker 1 Why do they have to make her look so frumpy?

Speaker 2 Frumpy.

Speaker 1 No, why can't she be? That's like one of my number one words that, like, if somebody says, I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 2 No, frumpy means

Speaker 2 decide bad things.

Speaker 2 I guess because,

Speaker 2 but it's funny, yeah. Santa is, like, looks like a

Speaker 2 blocker. Like Zenith.
No, yeah, they make them like. They make him look sturdy.
He looks like an offensive lineman. He looks like a player for the Packers.

Speaker 1 He looks like an ex-NFL player.

Speaker 2 Also, he looks like... Yeah, he looks like Zaddy and she looks just like old.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 1 one thing I wanted to bring up because I wanted to do... What? I feel like you were done, right?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 One thing I wanted to bring up because I saw TikTok on it and I was like, wait, I need to like do recon now. Do you remember like

Speaker 1 before you had your period? So like when you were in like middle school or whatever, any public bathroom you went into. What a time.
What a time. What a time.

Speaker 1 Any public bathroom you went into, there was a big thing where you could get tampons.

Speaker 2 And by the way, they were cardboard and would just rip your insides apart, but at least they were there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was basically like you could stick a pine cone up there, and it's like basically the same thing. Like that, it was like, cool, I'll just wrap some leaves on my way out.

Speaker 1 Like, it's so crazy. Just cork yourself.
Yeah, literally. No,

Speaker 1 it was, it's literally a wine cork. Yeah.
You're like, here, shove this up there.

Speaker 2 No, it's literally. I thought I lost my virginity when I first put a tampon in.
I was like, I lost my virginity.

Speaker 1 It's literally like Uber eats when you get a guy. It's like, they're out of iced tea, but maybe this Clorox will work.

Speaker 2 It's like, no, it won't.

Speaker 2 I'm like,

Speaker 2 oh, hi, kitty. She's busy.

Speaker 1 She's so busy.

Speaker 1 Okay, but I feel like I don't ever see them in public bathrooms anymore.

Speaker 1 I cannot tell you the last time I went into a public bathroom and saw like a girl take getting a tampon out or even like a thing that said tampons. Isn't that a law?

Speaker 2 I I feel like this specific podcast is so mean to men. Like, we are like, the girls are gonna stone men after this.
Like,

Speaker 1 I sorry, what about me talking about my period is mean to men?

Speaker 2 No, but I said, like, we're, we're raising awareness about important things. Yeah, I literally thought about this the other day because I literally got my period.
There's no tampons to be found.

Speaker 2 Do I have to fucking Instacart for like $20 tampons?

Speaker 1 Well, if I'm in that situation, the first

Speaker 1 thing I'm thinking is, oh, I'll just take toilet paper. I never think, oh, there's tampons out there because I never see them.

Speaker 2 So anyway, I'm writing really.

Speaker 1 I'm writing a letter to my congressman. Like, hello?

Speaker 2 Can I tell you something so fucked up?

Speaker 2 I forget.

Speaker 2 Who are you? Tampons have the pink tax.

Speaker 2 They're literally taxing us on something that we need.

Speaker 2 And you know, it's not taxed? Viagra.

Speaker 2 Viagra. Viagra.
Because it's a prescription drug considered medically necessary, unlike feminine hygiene products, which faces sales tax.

Speaker 1 But they're medically necessary.

Speaker 2 They're saying that Viagra is medically necessary, but not tampons.

Speaker 2 Who's they?

Speaker 2 Who is it?

Speaker 1 I mean, look, I actually shouldn't speak on this because as someone who refuses to wear a tampon, I don't know why I'm looking for them so much.

Speaker 1 No, but I'm like, but it's, but some girls have a heavy flow and they don't get UTIs.

Speaker 2 So. Yeah, what's.

Speaker 1 Oh, I made an appointment to see a urologist. I feel like I should tell the gigglers.

Speaker 2 A urologist? Oh, because of your UTIs?

Speaker 1 Yeah, because it's just like, I've done all the vitamins. I've tried all the TikTok hacks.
I've like done all the,

Speaker 1 I get DMs from girls all the time about UTIs, whether they're like commiserating or like, hey, try. And a lot of the times, like, I will try something that they've said.

Speaker 1 But sometimes I'll get like, I'll get a girl and I'll just be like, yeah, no, shit, I fucking tried that.

Speaker 1 Like, the other day, a girl TM'd me and she goes, hey, have you tried like wiping from front to back?

Speaker 1 I was like, yes, Bianca, I've been wiping front to back since I don't know the day I sat on the toilet.

Speaker 2 That's not why I'm getting UTI.

Speaker 2 I love it. It's literally, have you tried drinking water?

Speaker 1 Have you tried turning it on and turning it off again?

Speaker 1 So anyway, I feel like I should update the gigglers and say I'm like, I'm taking action and trying to get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 2 Quick shout out to my mom, who I love waking up to like the craziest New York Times articles that are like about the world ending.

Speaker 2 I want to say thank you to all the moms out there for looking out. Why?

Speaker 1 What did she send you today?

Speaker 2 Does the fertility cliff really hit at 35?

Speaker 2 No words behind it. 7.50 a.m.

Speaker 1 I told you to freeze your eggs with me

Speaker 2 and you refused.

Speaker 1 You refused.

Speaker 2 When did you start getting UTIs?

Speaker 1 Dude, the day I lost my virginity.

Speaker 1 I got a UTI the first time I ever had sex.

Speaker 1 No, it's truly been a lifelong journey.

Speaker 2 I've been dealing with UTIs for 15 years.

Speaker 1 I would have never lost my virginity if I knew this was what was waiting for me.

Speaker 2 But I also feel like it has helped with your personality. Like if you were just a hot girl having sex and nothing bad was happening after, you would have been a fucking monster.

Speaker 2 Like now you're like helping me. It humbles me, for sure.
It humbles you.

Speaker 1 And you want to know what I think also it is, and this is just pure speculation. So if any doctors are listening, like, is this a thing?

Speaker 1 I also think, you know, like when you're, you're running around a lot, your immune system gets low, and you're like, oh, I'm really, like, I'm pushing it to the end. Like, I'm going to get sick.

Speaker 2 You mean every day?

Speaker 1 Yeah. And typically, people have a thing where it's like, oh, my sign is so.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my throat is sore or whatever. Mine is a UTI.

Speaker 2 And so, like, have you ever hooked up with a guy and not gotten a UTI? Yeah, tons.

Speaker 2 Whoa, whoa.

Speaker 2 She goes, millions.

Speaker 2 Dick after dick after dick.

Speaker 1 No, honestly, that's how I've picked a lot of my boyfriends. I'm like, well, let me see if I get a UTI.
And if I don't, then you're good to go.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And if I do, like, I've stopped talking to people because I'm like, sorry, we're actually not pH compatible. And that's important to me.

Speaker 2 Maybe you'll come up with like a crazy invention, like a real woman in STEM, because there's possibly other women like you.

Speaker 1 You know what? I do feel called to raise some awareness.

Speaker 1 Actually, I feel very, as I get older, especially having a mom who's like in, has been in menopause, I do feel very strongly about women's health.

Speaker 1 And like, not to brag, but when I did go to the White House for the Women's Health Initiative, it's actually so shocking how much there is no money for women's health.

Speaker 1 And once you hit a certain age, that's it. They don't give a fuck about you.

Speaker 1 There's no menopause health like at all. Like these women are literally discarded and they're running around sweating everywhere.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and they're like crazy. Like they're making it up.

Speaker 1 So like I do feel so strongly just like about women's health that maybe I will get involved in the UTI community because it's debilitating.

Speaker 2 I also think UTI sounds like it's not they make you feel bad about it.

Speaker 1 Like they do make it sound like an SD. Well they make it seem like well then don't fuck.

Speaker 2 Like on sounds like an S C D.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like, okay, well you're giving yourself because you're having sex. It's like, okay, well, I'm alive.

Speaker 2 I remember the one time I got a UTI, I was like scared to tell my mom. Like, I felt like a little, a little dirty little slut.

Speaker 1 But there's so many different reasons. My brother's girlfriend actually goes to like,

Speaker 1 which I didn't know this till like recently, that she goes to like a specialist. So I'm going to like try and get an appointment with her specialist in the meantime.

Speaker 1 But anyway, that's where I'm at with my UTI journey.

Speaker 2 It's possible your canal is just too narrow. And it's the cross that I bear.

Speaker 1 Wait, is it your ears that have narrow canals? No, my vagina has a shorter.

Speaker 1 No, you're spot on. My vagina has an abnormally short canal compared to the other gals out there.

Speaker 2 Dez told me he has narrow ear canals, and I got the ick.

Speaker 2 He's in the other room.

Speaker 2 How does he know that?

Speaker 1 Great question. Like a doctor said that or he said that.

Speaker 2 He's like, look, I've been sticking my finger in your mouth.

Speaker 2 Yeah, for years.

Speaker 2 I did get one text from our male correspondent, Bobby Flay, who's a religious listener. Yes.
Shut up. Sophie Flay.
We're big converted him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're big Bobby Flay and Flay family advocates.

Speaker 2 Bobby was upset that we said men can't wear scarves, and Bobby loves wearing scarves. I took it upon myself to speak for us and just say, Bobby, you're a chef.
So it actually

Speaker 2 negates negates it. Chefs are allowed to wear scarves.

Speaker 1 Yes, and let me break it down for the gigglers on why.

Speaker 1 If you are in a profession that is so overly masculine and

Speaker 1 we hate any type of violence, but if you're in your job and at some point you've thrown a pot, you can wear a scarf.

Speaker 2 If there's a sharp knife or object, that's why the mafia, they can wear scarves.

Speaker 1 They can wear scarves.

Speaker 2 Hannah? Shiv's.

Speaker 2 Brilliant,

Speaker 1 brilliant analogy.

Speaker 2 Spot on.

Speaker 2 That's exactly it. That's exactly it.

Speaker 2 That's why

Speaker 2 Olympians. Olympians can wear scarves.

Speaker 1 Athletes walk in and they have a special outfit before they play the game. They can wear a scarf.

Speaker 2 Finance bros can't wear scarves.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 They do. They shouldn't.
Because it's cold in New York. But guess what's grosser than a scarf?

Speaker 2 See, look, when a girl is cold, it's adorable, it's cute, I'm so tiny. When a man is cold, he can't support a family.

Speaker 2 So true.

Speaker 1 And that's why P. Diddy lived in Miami.

Speaker 2 Oh my god.

Speaker 2 And that's a wrap on Giggly Squad this week. Oh my God.

Speaker 2 We love you guys. Stay warm.
Happy holidays. And talk to you later.
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