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And we're the good guys.

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Speaker 3 Muscle morons, welcome back to the Good Guys Podcast. I'm sitting here with Kamala Harris's campaign manager and strategist.

Speaker 1 It's Ben Sauper.

Speaker 1 We got to talk about it a little.

Speaker 1 We didn't do it, Joe. We didn't do it.
it.

Speaker 1 We didn't do it. You fucked up.
You fucked it. I really tried.
I tried really hard. I tried to appeal to America and I fucked up.
And

Speaker 1 by the way, guys, we are not political.

Speaker 3 We're just hilarious, okay?

Speaker 1 I did my best. Like,

Speaker 1 that's it. I tried.
I tried. I tried and I failed.

Speaker 1 And you know what? That's America, right? Trial and error, Josh. Trial and error.

Speaker 3 Whether Democratic or Republican, regardless of that, like, I got to wonder what it looks like at night when you realize you're not going to do it. You're not getting the two-sev.

Speaker 1 And, like,

Speaker 3 at what point do you go, you know, I'm going to get going.

Speaker 1 Well, I think it was 12:30 in the morning. Like, it was the saddest thing.
Like, you watch that guy.

Speaker 1 I don't remember his name get on stage

Speaker 1 at wherever the sort of Kamala watch party was. and he's like, Yeah,

Speaker 1 she's asleep.

Speaker 1 I know you've been waiting eight hours for her to come, but

Speaker 1 it's not going to happen. And

Speaker 1 yeah, it's got to be disheartening. It's, I can't even imagine.
I guess, fortunately for her,

Speaker 1 she only had to do it for 100 days, which is still wild to me that she was even able to do what she did in 100 days. So

Speaker 1 it's, yeah, it was a great fight. It's,

Speaker 1 uh, but yeah, look,

Speaker 1 it's, it is what it is. It is what it is.

Speaker 3 I, it's, it's a fascinating thing now because I don't know. Because, and this is, look, this is always the part of me.

Speaker 3 And I think it's just because like I'm very proud to be American and like I like, I believe in the process.

Speaker 1 And so now I'm like, all right, whoever it was going to be, even if like, you know, RFK was in there being like, I've got a worm in my brain but let's party you voted me in you know what i'm saying like now like right now the day after election day i always go like i'm in like let's just let's round but and that but that's that's like being american like i was actually just talking about that with somebody like it doesn't matter to me it really like up swear to god not a political statement I don't mean that I am not an opinionated person when I say this.

Speaker 1 It does not matter to me who becomes president, whether it was him, whether it was her. If you live in this country, you got to do your best.
Like, I'm not going to wake up and be, oh no, I'm so sad.

Speaker 1 No, I'm still, we're still podcasting. We're still laughing.
We're still building. We're still doing.
Right. Like we, we take, we, we, we do our best.

Speaker 1 Like whatever administration, whatever it is, like we do our best. And

Speaker 1 it's, it's a new day. And I really, really hope it's an amazing four years.
Why would I want anything else? Like, I, I hope it's an amazing four years. And that's not a political statement.

Speaker 1 Like, I hope that if she had won, I hope it's an amazing four years. Because why would I root against America? I hope that we have the best four years we've ever had.

Speaker 1 And anybody that feels differently is not rooting for us, you know, like everybody. Like we need to come together.
Like, I actually, I saw, it's funny, like today is, it's like doomsday.

Speaker 1 It's the day after tomorrow.

Speaker 1 I'm like looking on Instagram and Andy Cohen put it perfectly. Like he came on Instagram and he's like, look, I fucking love this country.
So you know what? I hope it's great. Like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Let's hope it's great. Let's hope it's great.

Speaker 3 Let's hope it's great. I always say that

Speaker 3 you don't want to win a war against your wife because you still get in the same bed at night.

Speaker 1 You know? Yeah.

Speaker 3 Like when you get in a fight with your spouse, like you don't want to obliterate them.

Speaker 3 You don't want to stand on business with the person who you've committed your life to and you have kids with and whatnot.

Speaker 3 And while I think it's easy to be like, well, it's some stranger I disagree with. So what a false comparison.
But I'm like, yeah, but we're kind of all on the same subway car.

Speaker 3 Like we all share this thing.

Speaker 3 And so, you know, there's this old adage of like,

Speaker 3 when a war ends, put down the guns and pick up the plows, right? Like, it doesn't make sense to like gloat or, you know, whatever your side is, Like, it's just like build, like, build together.

Speaker 3 Tell me.

Speaker 1 It's, it's especially dumb to gloat because you have no fucking clue what's going to happen. I hate that.
And somebody's like, yeah, yeah, my candidate won.

Speaker 1 It's like, yeah, come to me in four years when they've fucked up.

Speaker 1 Like, take it, like, take accountability then. Okay.

Speaker 1 Because politicians, no matter who you like, are politicians and people are going to stand up and they're going to tell you that this is going to change and that's going to change and they're going to do this and they're going to do that.

Speaker 1 And then in the end of the day,

Speaker 1 we will find out if any of that was true across the board. So when people celebrate, yeah, my candidate won, it's like, what are you celebrating? Like, nothing has happened.
Nothing's here.

Speaker 1 Nothing's here. We still have, by the way, Kamala's still in the White House.
She's going to be there for the next couple of months.

Speaker 1 Like, I've actually, I've never really thought about it, but like, it's, it's pretty rare to have the current president running

Speaker 1 like, like they're, they're both probably checked out, or are they both really checked in? Like, are they like, I got three months to fuck shit up? Like, are we going to see something crazy?

Speaker 1 Or is it going to be like, I'm, I'm, I'm on a beach? Like, like Joe Biden certainly doesn't care.

Speaker 3 Look, Marshall put in his two weeks' notice and they booted him the next day.

Speaker 1 So clearly.

Speaker 1 So cool. Oh, that was funny.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'll have you like that one. I like that.
Yeah. I mean, I don't know who's totally.
So

Speaker 1 yes, it's a new day, and

Speaker 1 I hope we

Speaker 1 all have a wonderful, not even four years. I hope America's awesome forever.

Speaker 3 I don't know.

Speaker 3 I wonder if, like, the president, no matter who they are, once they've been voted out, but they have that three months, the day after election day, they start to get a little insecure and they're like,

Speaker 3 get me the president of Austria.

Speaker 1 And like their secretary comes in and goes,

Speaker 3 he's not available right now, but they said they'll call you back.

Speaker 1 And he's like, shit!

Speaker 1 Shut!

Speaker 1 Amuzo.

Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, I think about it like when you put and you said two weeks, like when you know you're leaving a job, oh, baby, do you milk it? You're getting paid. You have the benefits.

Speaker 1 By the way, what do you think? What do you think a presidential health care package looks looks like? What do you think that looks like? Wow. That's got to be top of the line, right?

Speaker 1 Like the best of the best. There's certainly no copays.

Speaker 1 Does it come?

Speaker 3 But we don't know that for sure. Do they get health benefits forever?

Speaker 1 We don't know. I have no idea.
Is there a presidential dimension?

Speaker 1 I'm more curious with what happens when you're in office. Like, what does your health care look like now? Like, does Kamala just have like a doctor on staff? Yes.
Like, is that she does?

Speaker 1 Well, there's two people, right?

Speaker 3 There's a, an appointed position, the surgeon general, right?

Speaker 3 But then, yeah, like, remember, Trump always had that doctor who was like wild.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, yes, yes. I do remember.
Yes.

Speaker 3 Yeah, they have a doctor. I'm pretty sure they have a doctor with them at all times, and they have to, like, give that report every year after they're physical.
And, um,

Speaker 1 but like, where do you go for surgery? Do they go to a regular hospital? Walter Reed.

Speaker 1 Ah, so there's a presidential hospital.

Speaker 3 Yes,

Speaker 3 it's a military hospital, but then

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 What about like, who's their dentist? I think is there like a Dr. Finkelstein that like goes and visits the White House? Like, let me give you a cleaning.

Speaker 3 Even more importantly, does Dr. Finkelstein look at Joe Biden and goes, Now,

Speaker 1 here's your goodie bag

Speaker 1 with your your toothbrush and your floss you're not flossing Joe like Joe Joe you've requested nitrous oxide five times this week

Speaker 3 I've always been tempted to do that although I feel I feel like it would be like a me kind of seeking a freebie which is the

Speaker 3 the nitrous fueled dentistry which you can pay extra for and basically you find the right dentist and they'll just give it to you.

Speaker 1 They say it is as they say it is the cat's meow, as they say. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That stuff is, ooh, baby.

Speaker 1 Maybe I've had it once, actually. I have, I just got, you ever get like a flashback to an incredibly traumatic dental event? I had my wisdom teeth pulled, Josh, and they didn't knock me out.

Speaker 1 They gave me laughing gas, and I remember hearing the crunching of my teeth as they pulled them out piece by piece. You couldn't feel it, but you could

Speaker 1 like, you could hear it, and you knew that they were in your mouth, but you couldn't feel the pain. Oh, I just got a shiver down my spine.

Speaker 3 That's not as rare as you think. That's happened to a few friends.
Like, they numb you, but they crack it and they pull it out and you hear it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Ah, ah, terrible.
Terrible. I wonder what would have happened to my wisdom teeth.
They were apparently growing inward.

Speaker 1 So, like, they would have like pushed all my teeth. I would have been gorgeous.
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Speaker 3 My buddy, I grew up with Dr. Serge Locot at West Valley Oral Surgery.

Speaker 3 He pulled my wisdom teeth. And so, and they were, they gave me the sedation in the office.
And so they first hit me with the nitrous before they put me out with like propofol or whatever.

Speaker 3 And I was like, and if for anyone who knows who's done a little whippeds, be it in a dentist's office or in the back seat of their friend's Ford Escort while listening to Van Hanglin.

Speaker 1 Listen, I like to party.

Speaker 3 I

Speaker 3 just, it makes your voice go super deep. And so I just remember, and I felt so embarrassed because, you know, I'm clean as a whistle now, but I just remember saying,

Speaker 1 oh, I'm starting to feel it.

Speaker 1 And the nurse laughing at me. And I was like, shut up, nurse.
And then I just,

Speaker 1 and then I was out, out, out, out, like a light.

Speaker 1 How long have you known Dr. Serge?

Speaker 3 Since we were kids, since we were teenagers. And like,

Speaker 1 isn't that a crazy thing when your friends grow up to be medical professionals? Like, I have a friend that he's now 32.

Speaker 1 He's like a full-blown heart surgeon because because he's literally been studying. He's been in school till last week.
Right.

Speaker 1 Like literally, to be a heart surgeon, you're in school for fucking 10 years post-college. Like it's so much schooling.

Speaker 1 And then all of a sudden you're like, hey, yeah, that kid that I did whippets with is now operating on a heart.

Speaker 3 I know. It's wild.
And you have to take that into consideration and

Speaker 3 realize that even if the thing is, most doctors you've had in your life had a life before you met them

Speaker 3 and if you knew i mean doctors fucking party brother because they all have god complexes and they have such crazy high anxiety in their job they need to decompress every doctor i know is a fucking drinker yeah we're also all just people so like when you go to a professional believe me before they were a professional they were a crazy person just like you Like just remember that you're looking at their Harvard garbage, whatever the fuck it is on the wall.

Speaker 1 They didn't always go to Harvard. And maybe when they were there, they,

Speaker 1 I don't know, partied, partied hard.

Speaker 1 Hard.

Speaker 3 I got sober at a meeting with this guy who was great. And he was in his 60s.
And he always called himself a physician, which I thought was fucking sick. I'm like, he's not a doctor.
He's a physician.

Speaker 1 Chill. Pretty cool.

Speaker 3 And he talked about when he went to med school and started his practice in the 60s and 70s that drug companies would just send him painkillers.

Speaker 3 Like they would just, you know, drug reps would give you samples and you could order a thousand samples of codeine or some of that good good, a couple qualudes for yourself.

Speaker 3 And he's like, and yeah, I started to test them myself. And then eventually I had to go.
in front of a special medical board to reinstate my license.

Speaker 1 And then you have the movie Dope Sick.

Speaker 1 Have you seen Dope Sick?

Speaker 3 No, but it's about OxyContin and the Purdue family, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a wild story, man. It's just, it's really crazy.
And just like the, the impact that these door-to-door pharma reps going to the doctors and then the doctors to the patients.

Speaker 1 And it sort of goes back to like, you trust a doctor because they're a doctor, but doctors are people and people are corrupt. And it's just, it's wild.

Speaker 1 Like they were literally just, you have a headache, Josh? Here's Oxy. And like, you never felt anything ever again.
It's, it's crazy. And the amount of money and holy smokes.

Speaker 1 You know how hot it is in New York right now?

Speaker 3 Tell me.

Speaker 1 78.

Speaker 3 That's how hot it is here.

Speaker 1 78 degrees in November. Do you know how crazy that is? Nuts.
It's gorgeous. It is gorgeous.
But the problem is, in the blink of an eye, it's all over. It'll be freezing and I'm going to get sick.

Speaker 1 One other thing, just because I haven't asked you, daylight savings.

Speaker 1 How do you feel about that? Am I in or out? Josh. How do you feel about daylight savings?

Speaker 3 Listen, if we're not going to talk about politics here, we're not going daylight savings, okay?

Speaker 1 I need to just know what it's like for you to one day wake up and now it's 5.30 on the East Coast. It's pitch black outside.
Why?

Speaker 3 I will tell you this, but what I didn't realize is that otherwise, it's because I get up early now, right?

Speaker 3 so it's I don't love that it's dark till 730 unless it's unless you do daylight savings right so it's on both ends if you by the way is daylight savings a political is that political no I'm kidding I mean okay

Speaker 3 yes politicians right over it but it's always on the ballot and it never wins Wait, it's on the ballot daylight savings? Yeah, sometimes people want to get rid of it.

Speaker 1 I had no idea. I mean, who put it in place place anyways? And what is it even for?

Speaker 3 I think it was originally for farmers.

Speaker 3 And is that right, Olivia? Yeah, that's correct. Yo, Olivia, be knowing shit.

Speaker 1 Speak on it, Olivia.

Speaker 1 Wait, but wait, but Olivia, if it was for farmers, so you're saying sometimes...

Speaker 1 Sometimes we want farmers to wake up in the dark and sometimes we don't?

Speaker 4 Yeah, there is a little bit of a discrepancy there, it seems. No, but

Speaker 4 it was initially brought about, to my understanding, as like a way for farmers to maximize the day and not have to like work after dark.

Speaker 4 But I just looked up Daylight Savings Origin, and it says it was first introduced in Germany in 1916 during World War I as an energy source.

Speaker 1 Enough said, I'm out. I'm out.

Speaker 1 It was to confuse the Jew.

Speaker 3 Gustav, this sun, a lack of sunlight is very depressing.

Speaker 1 It's uber depressing.

Speaker 1 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that doesn't make any sense, the farmer thing, because then I would advocate that farmers should, we should always have it be earlier so that

Speaker 1 they're always maximizing sunlight. Like, like, we don't need it for anything in particular.
We might as well optimize it for our farmers.

Speaker 3 But it is optimized throughout like spring and summer.

Speaker 3 And I guess the idea is, is that this way they can start earlier in the day and then, you know, finish at five as opposed to like having to wait till 8.30 to start tending, to start seeding.

Speaker 1 But then, why don't they always start at 5:30?

Speaker 3 Well, event

Speaker 1 at 5:30, you're saying, Yeah, why wouldn't they always

Speaker 3 start on time because the sun comes up early in the spring and the summer,

Speaker 3 it comes up much earlier.

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 4 because of daylight savings, the days get longer.

Speaker 3 Oh my god, Ben.

Speaker 1 Oh no, you have been

Speaker 1 You know.

Speaker 3 You have been sheltered over there on the Upper East Side, my boy.

Speaker 1 Yes, I've been living in a bubble. I can't even see out my window.

Speaker 1 Okay, good. Okay, so the longer days get longer.
Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's over this, kids.
Yes, yes, yes. Yes, the days get longer.
I think I associated that with daylight savings, but that would make sense. Okay, clear.
Clear on that. Fine.
How

Speaker 3 do you take for a daylight go around the sun once?

Speaker 1 Yes, 365 days. All right.

Speaker 1 Now, my question is, so technically.

Speaker 3 I'm just telling you, I've had this conversation with my five-year-old yesterday.

Speaker 1 No, but now we've gotten, Josh, to the real reason for daylight savings, which neither of you mentioned, which I think works, which is we are trying to balance the amount of daylight throughout the year.

Speaker 1 Would that be right?

Speaker 3 No, because it's the same.

Speaker 1 Damn it.

Speaker 1 All right, moving on.

Speaker 1 Jesus, this is political. We shouldn't have gone into this.

Speaker 3 I think it just has to do with the workday that people can start earlier and then end earlier if you have to do something in agriculture.

Speaker 1 Sure. But what about us that want to just go outside at five o'clock for a nice walk and not be in pitch black?

Speaker 3 Right. But I think that was the issue with people going to work when it's dark at 7 a.m.
or like 8 a.m. I think that was part of it.

Speaker 1 That's interesting. Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay.

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Certainly not.

Speaker 1 Oh, imagine fucking plumbing somebody else's big duty, especially how little you like duty, which is why I chose that word.

Speaker 1 Like there's like, like, there's like a huge shit. You just go into the dear media bathroom and like another co-host blew it up and you had to plumb it and you had to plunge it.
Oof,

Speaker 3 yeah, man.

Speaker 1 Does it make it better if I'm paying you a good wage?

Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, I think, look, I think you can get good at anything.

Speaker 3 Like, I think you can develop a mental callus for other people's poo-poo if it's like putting your, you know, getting your kid in faster.

Speaker 1 So dumb.

Speaker 1 This is the worst podcast ever made.

Speaker 1 Alex Cooper doesn't even know we exist.

Speaker 1 It's so stupid. We don't know who exists either about us.
Literally, Alex Pooper.

Speaker 1 Alex Pooper Plumbing Incorporated.

Speaker 1 Come in.

Speaker 1 That's so good.

Speaker 3 Wait, I had something I wanted to talk about that I wrote down.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 this is good.

Speaker 3 My friend Pat, shout out my boy Pat,

Speaker 3 just walked the Appalachian Trail. Are you familiar with the Appalachian Trail and the Pacific Crest Trail?

Speaker 1 I am not familiar with any trails.

Speaker 1 I am out on trails. I'm the antithesis of a trail.

Speaker 3 So my boy Pat, he's the best. He just walked.
There are these two major trails on each coast of America. One, let me see.
I'm going to get some exact facts.

Speaker 3 So the Pacific Coast Trail goes from Canada to Mexico.

Speaker 1 I know. Ooh.
And

Speaker 1 that's long.

Speaker 3 The Appalachian. How long? Where does the Appalachian Trail start?

Speaker 3 Does the Appalachian...

Speaker 3 And this is basically people decide that they're gonna do it usually you know you have to walk it and you go you know it's there's pretty much a town every day or every other day so you're not you don't have to be camping more than like a day or two and then you can like stop off at a hostel get some food go into town re-up on water and food but okay so the appalachian the apple where does the appalachian begin and end okay

Speaker 3 so it starts in Springer Mountain, Georgia, and it ends in Catiden, Maine.

Speaker 3 And people walk it. And my buddy just walked it.
It was almost 3,000, it was like 2,400 miles. Holy shit.
And he did it in five and a half months.

Speaker 1 And like, did he like sleep along the trail? Like, like, how did that, like, where did he eat? Right.

Speaker 1 Are there restaurants on the trail?

Speaker 3 I wish you were here so we could just call him. So it was fascinating.
He was telling me about it. He said that, yeah, every other day he would basically be into town, sometimes every day.

Speaker 3 And he's like, I would wake up like when the sun came up at 5.30, six in the morning. He's like, you got to do it in the summer.
Otherwise, it's too cold.

Speaker 3 And he's like, I would try to get like 10 miles done, which would be like three or four hours. And then by 11, I'm in a town, right?

Speaker 3 So then I'll go to a diner and I'll get like a big meal and I'll chill out and try to like use the Wi-Fi and all that. So I'll have like a long meal for two or three hours.

Speaker 3 And then maybe I'll go and walk like another four hours. And then either I go to bed on the trail or I find a hostel and

Speaker 3 you do, and he's like, and I did that like six days a week, 20 miles, 20 to 25 miles a day.

Speaker 1 Holy crap. And how do you know Pat?

Speaker 3 I know Pat. We worked together on a movie on that Al Pacino movie I did called Danny Collins.
And then funny enough, he worked on the show I did with John Stamos and he became John's assistant.

Speaker 3 And then we just became, you know, we've just been good friends. He's a young dude.
He's like 30 years old. So it's perfect for him.

Speaker 1 It's just so impressive. Like that is, that is unbelievable.
We're out here celebrating the New York City marathon this past week and that's nothing. Pat runs a marathon every day.

Speaker 3 Every, I mean, I'm telling, if I didn't have kids, like I would, I'd be all about it.

Speaker 1 I do i just don't want to camp the camping part sounds awful i was gonna say you wouldn't be all about it you know how bad you'd smell like he said you stink yeah i couldn't do that i can't like i just i five and a half months i like no sorry but i would love to do it for like a couple of days i like a short camping trip Camping's fun.

Speaker 1 I like being in the elements. I like a nice kayaking with a nice river.
You like a camping errand, not a trip.

Speaker 1 Correct. Correct.
Correct. But I like a regular, like, I'll sleep in like a sleeping bag in a tent.
I don't need glamping. I like a real camping for a night.

Speaker 1 Five and a half months.

Speaker 3 You can sleep on the floor in a sleeping bag.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. No.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I can.

Speaker 3 Olivia, can you?

Speaker 4 I, to be honest, I bring an air mattress every time I go camping.

Speaker 1 Word up.

Speaker 1 By the way, that's just the responsible choice. Like, there's no reason to not do that.
Like,

Speaker 1 that's a good move. But, like, I'm acting as if I camp often.
I've camped.

Speaker 1 I've done it.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I'm like a camper, but I've camped.

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 3 I've never camped. And I don't, I mean, I just think I would need just a very thin piece of of,

Speaker 3 you know, some kind of like an inflatable mattress or just like a bit of a pad right on the floor. Dude, that used to fuck me up at sleepovers.
Oh, let's talk about this.

Speaker 3 If you go over to a kid's house when you're eight years old and they're like, and I'd be like, where's the bed, dog? And he'd be like, you're looking, you're standing on it. And I'd be like, what?

Speaker 3 Where am I going to plug in my nebulizer? Like, first of all, I need a station. I'm going to have to do, I'm going to have to do a full nebulizer treatment before I go to bed.

Speaker 3 And you're telling me I'm going to sleep on the floor? Like the dust in here, I'm going to be in, I'm, I'm going to freak out.

Speaker 1 So, I had a friend who lived on, it was on 23rd and the FDR Drive. I forget what the names of those buildings are.

Speaker 3 It's called Waterside.

Speaker 1 Waterside Mountain. Waterside.

Speaker 3 Yes, I used to go there too.

Speaker 1 And so I had a friend that lived in Waterside. And

Speaker 1 I would, like, the first time I ever slept at his house, I knew he had what was called a trundle bed, which I'm sure.

Speaker 3 Trundle bed.

Speaker 1 They pull out from under the bed. That said, I don't think this trundle bed had been used in 50 years.

Speaker 1 This was the original trundle bed. I remember I pulled out this trundle bed.
The bed was made. The sheets probably hadn't been, hadn't been done since the original trundle bed was made.

Speaker 1 covered in like wood chips and dust from like the bottom of the bed. I remember heaving all night long because again, as a fat, as a fat boy, like you can't be in a dusty bed.

Speaker 1 And I'm there with my Honeywell fan that I bring everywhere with me.

Speaker 1 And the Honeywell is just spraying the dust in my face. It's like, and it's just like such a double-edged sword because do you shut the Honeywell fan and then you're hot and in dust?

Speaker 1 Or do you keep the Honeywell fan on, but then you're cold and you're in dust? So, oh man. Wow.
But yeah, don't invite me over to your house if there's nowhere to sleep. Okay.
Or share the bed.

Speaker 1 I'll share the bed with you. The cake says bed.
Sure, but no, it was normally a twin. I'm not sleeping on your floor.
Totally with you, or your couch. Fuck that.

Speaker 3 I don't even mind a couch, but it's like, it don't, and it's got to be a problem. Like, it's got to be

Speaker 1 like a fabric or you mean like a sleeper sofa. You're not talking about like a random, you're not sleeping on a couch.
It's not good. It hurts your back.

Speaker 3 If I had to sleep on a couch, I could. I don't want to sleep on a leather couch.
No, thanks.

Speaker 3 Then I'd be like, I'm in a porn in the 80s.

Speaker 1 And you're going to wake up and your thigh is going to like be bleeding as you tear it from the leather.

Speaker 3 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 That would be horrible. Horrible.

Speaker 3 But like, I remember, dude, do you remember in the 90s when kids would, with the advent of the, like, the rooms plus high-end bunk bed where kids would like have a loft bed with their desk built in under it?

Speaker 3 Like they were like a fucking sophomore at Wesleyan. I'm like, you're 11 and your name is Jim.
Like, how do you have this?

Speaker 1 I don't know, but those kids were always strange.

Speaker 3 I never had that.

Speaker 1 I never knew a normal normal kid that had that no i never knew a normal kid that had that no i never had that i never had a headboard either were you a headboard person

Speaker 1 uh no i i always had it like the standard metal frame that came for free with the box spring metal frame box spring bed but never a headboard i remember like the the first time that claudia and i like ever like slept in the same bed she's like you don't have a headboard and then i was like oh you know time to grow up and get a headboard Headboards are never a thing.

Speaker 3 Yeah, headboards were never a thing.

Speaker 1 But now it's like, how the fuck do I sleep without a headboard? My pillows would fall behind my bed all the time.

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Speaker 3 Did you give up on

Speaker 3 when at that age, when a young person goes through puberty and they start to discover things about themselves, I just remember that sleepovers around then stopped for me. I was like, mm-mm.

Speaker 1 It sleepover, sleepovers didn't stop, but the other thing also didn't stop.

Speaker 3 That see, that was a line in the sand i'm like you know i'm gonna stay if i gotta be if i gotta you know feel if you gotta go to the bathroom for the next 28 minutes just just know that when you were at len's house and you thought he was asleep len was yanking that oh no thanks 13 year old len was cranking No way, dude.

Speaker 3 I remember, dude, I remember an old friend of mine when we lived in Florida was like going at himself.

Speaker 1 Look, we're 12, 13 years old. You're so horny.
Like, it just, it is what it is. Well, I told his parents, and the next year he went to school in Utah.

Speaker 1 Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Yeah, dude. He had to go to a behavioral camp, but I was like, good.
12 years old, his parents. I told my mom.
I told my mom, and she ratted out big mouth. Ah, bar.
What are you doing? Big mouth.

Speaker 1 She'd be like, What?

Speaker 1 That's horrible.

Speaker 1 I'm going to Windex your eyeballs.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Better gross. As you would say, yucky.

Speaker 1 We're yucky. We're fucking gross.

Speaker 1 This is really bad.

Speaker 3 Should we get to a speak pipe?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Speaking of really bad, fucking write, make better speak pipes.

Speaker 3 They're not awesome.

Speaker 3 I'm disappointed in the morons.

Speaker 1 Do you think, honestly, do you think that they would feel better if they could write in? I've asked this question before. Do you think we'd get better responses if it was an email or no?

Speaker 3 I mean, I'm down to try. I mean,

Speaker 1 all I know is these fucking suck.

Speaker 1 We get like a million of them a week and we pull the only two that are usable. So do better.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you got to get wild and be anonymous. Like, it's all good.

Speaker 1 Oh, by the way, be anonymous and lie. You ever thought of something that was really funny? Pretend right into us.
Yeah. It doesn't have to be real.
Who cares? This is all for comedic relief.

Speaker 1 It doesn't have to be real. So you thought of a woody nuts, but it didn't actually happen.
Just do it.

Speaker 3 And if you're worried about people recognizing you, just put on an accent and be like, Rod. So I was sleeping with my dad's best friend.
And I was like, Julio, you know, Kwame,

Speaker 3 what are we doing?

Speaker 1 My father's going to be rhino, mad.

Speaker 1 I'm watching Harry Potter right now, and you just sound like,

Speaker 1 you sound like Ron Weasley.

Speaker 3 Not you, not Hamani. Wait, not me, not Hamani.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 So good. All right.

Speaker 3 So good. If you want to leave us a message, you want to get our advice, you have a question for us, go to speakpipe.com slash good guys, and we will answer it on the show if it's good.

Speaker 3 Keep it brief, brevity's key. Let's hear from someone.

Speaker 1 Hey, good guys. Would love your take on wedding food.
My fiance and I aren't really sure if we want to do the typical wedding dinner, chicken, fish, choice aside.

Speaker 1 We know this guy that does homemade on the spot wood fire oven pizzas. He brings his own wood fire oven.
You can do as many pizzas as you want, whatever kind you want.

Speaker 1 So my vegan friends would be accounted for. He also does

Speaker 1 a display of roasted vegetables. That's fun and great.
But is that nuts to do woodfire pizzas at a wedding or is that pretty awesome?

Speaker 1 I think that

Speaker 1 spending money on something that you're not pumped about is just a bad call. So if the meat and fish don't sound fun to you, go woodfire pizza.
I think it's all personal preference.

Speaker 1 I think that sounds fantastic.

Speaker 1 That said, I now am picturing like Slick Rick with his wood fire pizza that he keeps in the trunk and he like brings out, you're like, yeah, it's this one guy that has a pizza and like maybe hire like a company.

Speaker 1 Maybe not just Rick that's making his vegan pizzas and he's going one by one and you have 300 guests. That sounds like a nightmare, but I like the idea of pizza.
That's fun.

Speaker 3 Yes, I agree.

Speaker 3 I love, listen, there's nothing better than a station at an event, and especially a not overrun station.

Speaker 3 You can't go wrong throwing in one more bar than you think you're going to need, and having a couple stations, a sushi stage, a pasta bar, you know, wood fire, pizza, and just let people peruse, right?

Speaker 1 The buffet is the greatest invention that we have somehow

Speaker 1 made not awesome. I don't know why.

Speaker 1 It should be, it should be

Speaker 1 the gold standard. That's right.

Speaker 1 You get to come to my restaurant and eat as much as you want.

Speaker 1 That is the gold standard. Somehow it's been flipped where if you go to a buffet,

Speaker 3 it's cheap.

Speaker 1 It's crap.

Speaker 1 It's

Speaker 1 beneath you. No, it's a dream.
I go to a wedding and there's stations. I can take as much as I want when I want.
That's it. I love a buffet.
Love it.

Speaker 1 And you mix in a nice buffet with a nice omelette station?

Speaker 1 Oh, baby. You're cooking.
It's fantastic.

Speaker 1 It's peak innovation.

Speaker 3 I agree.

Speaker 3 Listen, at my wonderful nephew, Jonah's bar mitzvah, he

Speaker 3 loves breakfast food. And it was like an early bar mitzvah.
So it was like one of those like midday brunchy type things at the shul.

Speaker 3 Oh my God.

Speaker 3 He He had a waffle station, a pancake station, omelets, all these beautiful. And then he had like some pasta bars and stuff, but it was inspired.

Speaker 1 It's amazing. How is Jonah? Is he in prison yet or is he spying?

Speaker 3 Jonah's the best. Jonah's crushing it.
He goes to a state school in Florida and he's having the time of his life.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Loving it. It was great.
Jonah was great. I had the great pleasure of meeting Jonah at the Rose and Shingle Institute.
It was fantastic.

Speaker 1 Should we get to our Woody Sching Nuts? The Rosen Shingle Institute for Underprivileged Jews.

Speaker 3 My father has Rosen Shingles. Oh my God.
Is he okay?

Speaker 3 No, no,

Speaker 3 it's not a negative with us.

Speaker 1 It's good. Yes.

Speaker 3 Should we get to our Woody Nuts?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 3 Yes, we should. So our Woody Nuts moment a week is our gripes with people, places, and things, whatever's currently sticking in our craw, big or small.
I'll start. Mine is

Speaker 3 so fucking Tesla, they announce or they do an update in the car

Speaker 3 where the car can park itself. Brilliant.
I mean, the technology in these cars, Tesla, Elon Musk is unmatched. When it comes to this stuff, he crushes.
So this thing for days,

Speaker 3 basically what happens is as you go into a parking lot, all the spots appear on the screen, and then it'll have a P in each spot. Wow, you click that P, it goes, You ready, babe?

Speaker 3 I go, take over, Tess, and suddenly it goes. And it, you want to talk about Classy? It backs into the spot.
It backs in. Wow.
You back in on your own? Never. Not never.
I do.

Speaker 1 I do. I do.
I do. I do.
Most don't. I do.
I do.

Speaker 3 I know. You're the son of a valet.
What else, huh?

Speaker 3 so i'm doing it left and right it's so darn cool so finally my wife and my son are in the car and i'm like oh good i can't wait to show them so this time i do one where it's going to park uh next like park next to a curb it's not a parking spot we're on the street it's gonna and it says would you like to park next to the curb we're ready to go hit the pee go start.

Speaker 3 So, my wife and my son are sitting in the back seat. So, I hit start and I turn to them like this.

Speaker 3 And I go, Hey, guys.

Speaker 3 And they're like, What are you doing? And the wheel's turning and the car's going in. They're like, Keep your eyes on the road.
What are you doing? I'm like,

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 3 And I'm just looking at them. And all of a sudden, you hear, Ba-boom!

Speaker 1 The car drove into the curb,

Speaker 1 road rashed the fuck

Speaker 1 out of my wheel, totally,

Speaker 3 dude, Tesla, what's going on? I'm a fan. Dog, get it together.

Speaker 1 I did everything right.

Speaker 3 The trust is broken.

Speaker 1 Woody, nuts.

Speaker 1 That's bad. I mean, that's bad.
No, you got to, if you're going to advertise that you can self-park, you can't crash your car.

Speaker 1 That's bad.

Speaker 3 You know,

Speaker 3 it didn't hit a car. Like, it just is road rash on the wheel, which is like a $50, $100 fix.
It's not the end of the world, but it broke my trust, and that costs way more.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what if that wasn't a curb? What if it was your wife's foot? Totally.

Speaker 3 Her beautiful size 12s.

Speaker 1 Just kidding.

Speaker 3 My wife doesn't have massive.

Speaker 1 Could you imagine?

Speaker 1 It's the worst podcast

Speaker 1 for me.

Speaker 1 We gotta end it.

Speaker 3 We have to end the podcast.

Speaker 1 These are final. This is our farewell.

Speaker 1 Lix in their listeners to, I don't know. Okay, you won't final what are you not one final whatey and nuts before we end the podcast forever? Just to clarify, she's a size eight.

Speaker 1 I was just forgotten.

Speaker 1 My what do you nuts moment? It's rare these days, but they just put one in LaGuardia. His public airport piano.

Speaker 1 Oh my God, you are giving passengers too much credit.

Speaker 1 There is no great composer

Speaker 1 using this piano are bad at playing piano. I don't want to hear it.
It doesn't belong. What are you, nuts?

Speaker 1 It does not belong, folks. Oh, my God.
I'm crying, laughing. You probably are too.
Five stars. Otherwise, what are you, nuts? Listen to us on Spotify, Apple, wherever you get your podcast.

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