We didn't do it, Joe

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We got to talk about it a little. We didn't do it, Joe.
We didn't do it. We didn't do it.
You fucked up. You fucked it.
I really tried. I tried really hard.
I tried to appeal to America and I fucked up. By the way, guys, we are not political.
We're just hilarious. OK, I did my best.
Like that's it. That's it.
I tried. I tried.
I tried and I failed. And you know what? That's America, right? Trial and error, Josh.
Trial and error. Whether Democratic or Republican, regardless of that, like I got to wonder what it looks like at night when you realize you're not going to do it.
You're not getting the two seven. Like, at what point do you go, you know, I'm going to get going? Well, I think it was twelve thirty in the morning.
Like, it was the saddest thing. Like, you watch that guy.
I don't remember his name. Get on at uh wherever the sort of Kamala watch party was and he's like yeah she's asleep I know I know you've been waiting eight hours for her to come but it's it's not gonna happen and uh yeah it's gotta be disheartening it's I can't even.
I guess, fortunately for her, she only had to do it for 100 days, which is still wild to me that she was even able to do what she did in 100 days. It's awesome.
It's, yeah, it was a great fight. It's, but yeah, look, it is what it is.
It is what it is. It's a fascinating thing now because I don't know.
And look, this is always a part of me. And I think it's just because I'm very proud to be American.
And I believe in the process. And so now I'm like, all right, whoever it was going to be, even if rfk was in there being like i've got a worm in my brain but let's party you voted me in you know what i'm saying like now like right now the day after election day i always go like i'm in like let's just let's rally and that but that's that's like being american like I was actually just talking about that with somebody.

It doesn't matter to me. It really, swear to God, not a political statement.
I don't mean that I am

not an opinionated person when I say this. It does not matter to me who becomes president,

whether it was him, whether it was her. If you live in this country, you got to do your best.

I'm not going to wake up and be, oh, no, I'm so sad. No, we're still podcasting.

I think it's a new day. And I really, really hope it's an amazing four years.
Why would I want anything else? Like, I hope it's an amazing four years and that's not a political statement. Like, I hope that if she had won, I hope it's an amazing four years because why would I root against America? I hope that we have the best four years we've ever had and anybody that feels differently is not rooting rooting for us.
You know, like everybody, like we need to come together. Like I actually, I saw it's funny.
Like today is, it's like doomsday. It's the day after tomorrow.
I'm like looking on Instagram and Andy Cohen put it perfectly. Like he came on Instagram and he's like, look, I fucking love this country.
So you know what? I hope it's great so you know what I hope it's great like yeah let's hope it's great let's hope it's great let's hope it's great I always say that you don't want to win a war against your wife because you still get in the same bed at night you know like when you get in a fight with your spouse like you don't want to obliterate. You don't want to stand on business with the person who you've committed your life to and you have kids with and whatnot.
And while I think it's easy to be like, well, it's some stranger I disagree with. So what a false comparison.
But I'm like, yeah, but we're kind of all on the same subway car. Like we all share this thing.
and so you know there's this old adage of like when uh when a war ends put down the guns and and pick up the plows right like it doesn't make sense to like gloat or you know whatever your side is like it's just like build like build together tell me it's it's especially dumb to gloat because you have no fucking clue what's going to happen. I hate that.
When somebody's like, yeah, yeah, my candidate won. It's like, yeah, come to me in four years when they've fucked up.
Like take accountability then, okay? Because politicians, no matter who you like, are politicians and people are going to stand up and they're going to tell you that this is going to change and that's going to change and they're going to do this and they're going to do that. And then in the end of the day, we will find out if any of that was true across the board.
So when people celebrate, yeah, my candidate won. It's like, what are you celebrating? Like nothing has happened.
Nothing's here. Nothing's here.
We still have, by the way, Kamala's still in the White House. She's going to be there for the next couple of months.
Like I've actually, I've never really thought about it, but like, it's, it's pretty rare to have the current president running. Like, like they're, they're both probably checked out or they both really checked in.
Like like are they like i got three months to fuck shit up like are we gonna see something crazy or is it gonna be like i'm i'm i'm on a beach like like joe biden certainly doesn't care look marshall put in his two weeks notice and they booted him the next day so clearly yeah yeah i mean i don't know who's totally so yes it's a new day and i i hope i hope we we all have a wonderful not even four years i hope america is awesome forever i don't know i wonder

if like the president no matter who they are once they've been voted out but they have that three months the day after election day they start to get a little insecure and they're like uh uh get me the president of austria and like their secretary comes in and goes he he's not available right now but they said they'll call you back and he's like shit

shit he he's not available right now but they said they'll call you back and he's like shit i mean yeah i i think about it like when you put in you said two weeks like when you know you're leaving a job oh baby do you milk it you're getting paid way, what do you think? What do you think a presidential healthcare package looks like? What do you think that

looks like? Wow. That's got to be top of the line, right? Like the best of the best.
There's

certainly no copays. Does it come? But we don't know that for sure.
Do they get health benefits

forever? We don't know. I have no they get health benefits forever we don't know i

i have no idea is there a presidential pension a pp i'm more i'm more curious with what happens when you're in office like what does your health care look like now like just does kamala just have like a doctor on staff yes like is that she does it's sick well there's two people right there's a an appointed position the surgeon general right but then yeah like remember trump always had that doctor who was like wild like oh yes yes i do remember yes yeah they have a doctor i'm pretty sure they have a doctor with them at all times and they have to like give that report every year after their physical and um yeah where do you go for surgery do they go to a regular hospital walter reed ah so there's a presidential hospital yeah and what does that it's a military hospital but then i don't know what about like who's their dentist i think is there like a dr finkelstein that like goes and and visits the white house like let me let me give you a cleaning even more importantly does dr finkelstein look at joe biden and goes now here's your goodie bag with your toothbrush and your foot you're not flossing joe like joe joe you've requested nitrous oxide five times this week.

I've always been tempted to do that,

although I feel like it would be like me kind of seeking a freebie,

which is the nitrous-fueled dentistry,

which you can pay extra for,

and basically you find the right dentist

and they'll just give it to you. They say it is as they say it is the cat's meow, as they say.
Yeah. That stuff is, Ooh, baby.
I've, I've, maybe I've had it once. Actually I have, I just got, you ever get like a flashback to an incredibly traumatic dental event? I had my wisdom teeth pulled Josh and they didn't knock me out.
They gave me laughing gas. And I remember hearing the crunching of my teeth as they pulled them out piece by piece.
You couldn't feel it, but you could like you could hear it and you knew that they were in your mouth, but you couldn't feel the pain. Oh, I just got to shiver down my spine.
That's not as rare as you think. That's happened to a few friends.
Like they numb you, but they crack it and they pull it out and you hear it. Yeah.
Yeah. Ah, ah.
Terrible. Terrible.
I wonder what would have happened to my wisdom teeth. They were apparently growing inward.
So like they would have like pushed all my teeth. I would have been gorgeous.
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How long have you known Dr. Serge since we were kids, since we were teenagers? And like, isn't that a crazy thing when your friends grow up to be medical professionals? Like I have a friend that he's now 32.
He's like a full blown heart surgeon because he's literally been studying. He's been in school till last week.
Like literally to be a heart surgeon, you're in school for fucking 10 years post-college. Like it's so much schooling.
And then all of a sudden you're like, hey, yeah, that kid that I did whippets with is now operating on a heart. I know it's wild.
And you have to take that into consideration and realize that even if the thing is most doctors you've had in your life had a life before you met them. And if you knew, I mean, doctors fucking party, brother, because they all have God complexes and they have such crazy high anxiety in their job.
They need to decompress. Every doctor I know is a fucking drinker.
Yeah, we're also all just people. So like when you go to a professional, believe me, before they were a professional, they were a crazy person just like you.
Like, just remember that you're looking at their harvard garbage

whatever the fuck it is on the wall they didn't always go to harvard and maybe when they were there they uh i don't know partied partied hard i hard i got sober at a meeting with this guy who was great and he was in his 60s and he always called himself a physician which i thought was fucking sick i'm like he's not a doctor he's a physician chill pretty cool yeah and he talked about when he went to med school and started his practice in the 60s and 70s that drug companies would just send him painkillers like they would just you know drug reps would give you samples and you could order a thousand samples of codeine or some of that good, good. A couple of quaaludes for yourself.
And he's like, and yeah, I started to test them myself. And then eventually I had to go in front of a special medical board to reinstate my license.
And then you have the movie Dope Sick. Have you seen Dope Sick? No, but it's about Oxycontin and the Purdue family, right? Yeah, it's a wild story, man.
It's just, it's really crazy. And just like the impact that these door-to-door pharma reps going to the doctors and then the doctors to the patients.
And it sort of goes back to like, you trust a doctor because they're a doctor, but doctors are people and people are corrupt. And it's just, it's wild.
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It's, it's crazy. And the amount of money and holy smokes.
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You know how crazy that is? Nut. It's gorgeous.
It is gorgeous. But the problem is in the blink of an eye.
It's all over. It'll and i'm gonna get sick one other thing just because i haven't asked you daylight savings how do you feel about am i in or out josh how do you feel about daylight savings listen if we're not going to talk about politics here we're not going daylight savings okay i i need to just know what it's like for you to one day wake up and now it's 5 30 on the east coast it's pitch black outside why i will tell you this but what i didn't realize is that otherwise i it's because i get up early now right so it's i don't love that it's dark till 7 30 unless it's unless you do daylight, right? So it's on both ends.
By the way, is Daylight Savings a political, is that political? No, I'm kidding. I mean.
Okay. Yes, politicians write over it.
But it's always on the ballot and it never wins. Wait, it's on the ballot, Daylight Savings? Yeah, sometimes people want to get rid of it i had no idea i mean who put it in place anyways and what is it even for i think it was originally for farmers and is that right olivia yeah that's correct yo olivia be knowing shit speak on it olivia wait but wait but olivia if it was for farmers so you're saying sometimes sometimes we want farmers to wake up in the dark and sometimes we don't? Yeah, there is a little bit of a discrepancy there, it seems.
No, but it was initially brought about, to my understanding, as a way for farmers to maximize the day and not have to work after dark. But I just looked up daylight savings origin and it says it was first introduced in Germany in 1916 during World War I as an energy savings author.
Enough said. I'm out.
I'm out. It was to confuse the Jew.
Gustav, this lack of sunlight is very depressing. It's uber depressing.
Oh my God. Yeah, that doesn't make any sense, the farmer thing, because then I would advocate that farmers should, we should always have it be earlier so that they're always maximizing sunlight.
Like we don't need it for anything in particular. We might as well optimize it for our farmers.
But it is optimized throughout like spring and summer. And I guess the idea is, is that this way they can start earlier in the day and then, you know, finish at five, as opposed to like having to wait till 8.30 to start tending, to start seeding.
But then why don't they always start at 5.30?, event at 530 you're saying? Yeah, why wouldn't they always want to start on time? Because the sun comes up early in the spring and the summer. It comes up much earlier.
Not because of daylight savings? The days get longer. Oh my god.
Oh no. You have been sheltered over there on the Upper East Side, my boy.
Yes. I've been, I've been living in a bubble.
I can't even see out my window. Okay, good.
Okay. So the longer days.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
The the days get longer i think i associated that with daylight savings but that would make sense okay clear clear on that fine how long how long does it take for the earth to go around the sun once yes 365 days all right now now my question is so technically i'm just telling you i've had this conversation with my five-year-old yesterday no but now we've gotten josh to the real reason for daylight savings which neither of you mentioned which i think works which is we are trying to balance the amount of daylight throughout the year would that be right no because it's the same. Damn it.
All right, moving on. I told you this is political.
We shouldn't have gone into this. I think it just has to do with the work day that people can start earlier and then end earlier if you have to do something in agriculture.
Sure. But what about us that want to just go outside at five o'clock for a nice walk and not be in pitch black? Right.
But I think that was the issue with people going to work when it's dark at 7 a.m. or like 8 a.m.
I think that was part of it. That's interesting.
OK. OK.
OK. OK.
So I'm neither for nor against. I'm going to sit on the sidelines of this one.
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My friend, Pat, shout out my boy, Pat, just walked the Appalachian Trail.

Are you familiar with the Appalachian Trail and the Pacific Crest Trail?

I am not familiar with any trails.

I am out on trails.

I'm the antithesis of a trail.

So my boy, Pat, he's the best. He just walked.

There are these two major trails on on each coast of america one let me see i'm gonna get some exact facts so the pacific coast trail goes from canada to mexico i know oh wow that's a that's long the appalachian how long where does the appalachian Trail start? Does the Appalachian. And this is basically people decide that they're going to do it.
Usually, you know, you have to walk it. And you go, you know, there's pretty much a town every day or every other day.
So you're not, you don't have to be camping more than like a a day or two and then you can like stop off at a hostel get some food go into town re-up on water and food but okay so the appellation the apple where does the appellation begin okay so it starts in springer mountain georgia and it ends in katadin ma Maine and people walk it and my buddy just walked it it was almost 3,000 it was like 2,400 miles holy shit and he did it in 5 and a half months and like did he like sleep along the trail like how did that where did he, like, where'd he eat? Right. Are there, are there restaurants on the trail? I wish you were here so we could just call him.
So it was fascinating. He was telling me about it.
He, he said that, yeah, every other day he would basically be in a town sometimes every day. And he's like, I would wake up like when the sun came up at five 36 in the morning.
So you got to do it in the summer. Otherwise, it's too cold.
And he's like, I would try to get like 10 miles done, which would be like three or four hours. And then by 11, I'm in a town, right? So then I'll go to a diner and I'll get like a big meal and I'll chill out and try to like use the Wi-Fi and all that.
So I'll have like a long meal for two or three hours. And then maybe I'll go and walk like another four hours.
And then either I go to bed on the trail or I find a hostel and, uh, and you do, and he's like, and I did that like six days a week, 20 miles, 20 to 25 miles a day. Holy crap.
And how do you know, Pat? know Pat. We worked together on a movie, on that Al Pacino movie I did called Danny Collins.
And then funny enough, he worked on the show I did with John Stamos and he became John's assistant. And then we just became, you know, we've just been good friends.
He's a young dude. He's like 30 years old.
So it's perfect for him. It's just so impressive.

Like that is unbelievable.

We're out here celebrating the New York City Marathon this past weekend.

That's nothing.

Pat runs a marathon every day.

I mean, if I didn't have kids, like I'd be all about it.

I just don't want to camp.

The camping part sounds awful.

I was going to say, you wouldn't be all about it. You know how bad you'd smell?

Like, he said you stink.

Yeah, I couldn't do that.

I can't.

Like, I just, five and a half months.

I like, no, sorry.

But I would love to do it for like a couple of days.

I like a short camping trip.

Camping's fun.

I like being in the elements.

I like a nice kayaking with a nice river. You like a camping errand, not a trip.
Correct. Correct.
Correct. But I like a regular, like I'll sleep in like a sleeping bag in a tent.
I don't need glamping. I like a real camping for a night.
Five and a half months. You can sleep on the floor in a sleeping bag.
Oh, yeah. No.
Oh olivia can you i to be honest i i bring an air mattress every time i go camping word up by the way that's just the responsible choice like there's no reason to not do that like that's that's a good move but like I'm acting as if I camp often. I've camped.

I've done it.

I don't know if I'm like a camper, but I've camped. Yeah, I don't, I've never camped and I don't, I mean, I just think I would need just a very thin piece of, of, uh, you know, some kind of like a, an inflatable mattress or just like a bit of a pad right on the floor dude that used to fuck me up at sleepovers oh let's talk about this if you go over to a kid's house when you're eight years old and they're like and i'd be like where's the bed dog and he'd be like you're look you're standing on it and i'd be like what where am i gonna plug in my nebulizer like first of all i need a station i'm gonna have to do i'm gonna have to do a full nebulizer treatment before i go to bed and you tell me i'm gonna sleep on the floor like the dust in here i'm gonna be in i'm i'm gonna freak out so i had a friend who who lived on it was on 23rd in the fdr drive i forget what what the names of those buildings are.
It's called Waterside. You know what I'm talking about? Waterside.
Yes, I used to go there too. And so I had a friend that lived in Waterside and I would, like the first time I ever slept at his house, I knew he had what was called a trundle bed.
Oh, trundle. They pull out from from under the bed.
That said, I don't think this trundle bed had been used in 50 years. This was the original trundle bed.
I remember I pulled out this trundle bed. The bed was made.
The sheets probably hadn't been done since the original trundle bed was made. It was covered in like wood chips and dust from like the bottom of the bed i remember heaving all night long because again as a fat as a fat boy like you can't be in a dusty bed and i'm there with my honeywell fan that i bring everywhere with me and the honeywell is just spraying the dust in my face it's like and it's just like such a double-edged sword because do you shut the Honeywell fan and then you're hot and in dust? Or do you keep the Honeywell fan on, but then you're cold and you're in dust? So yeah, wow.
But yeah, don't invite me over to your house if there's nowhere to sleep, okay? Or share the bed. I'll share the bed with you.
Kate says bed, sure. But no, it was normally a twin.
I'm not sleeping on your floor totally with you. Or your couch.
Fuck that. I don't even mind a couch, but it's like, it's gotta be a, like it's gotta be like a fabric or- You mean like a sleeper sofa.
You're not talking about like a random, you're not sleeping on a couch. It's not good.

It hurts your back.

If I had to sleep on a couch, I could.

I don't want to sleep on a leather couch.

No thanks.

Did I feel like I'm in a porn in the 80s

and you're going to wake up

and your thigh is going to like be bleeding

as you tear it from the leather.

Oh my God.

That would be horrible.

Horrible.

But like I remember,

dude, do you remember in the 90s when kids would with the advent of the like the rooms plus high-end bunk bed where kids would like have a loft bed with their desk built in under it like they were like a fucking sophomore at wesleyan i'm like you're 11 and your name is jim like how do you have this i don't know but those kids were always strange i never i never knew i never knew a normal kid that had that no never knew a normal kid that had that no i never had that i never had a headboard either were you a headboard person uh no i i always had it like the standard metal frame that came for free with the box spring metal frame box spring bed, but never a headboard. I remember like the, the first time that Claudia and I like ever like slept in the same bed.
She's like, you don't have a headboard. And then I was like, Oh, you know, time to grow up and get a headboard.
Headboards are never a thing. Yeah.
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Did you give up on,

when at that age,

when a young person goes through puberty and they start to discover things about themselves? I just remember that sleepovers around then stopped for me. I was like, it's sleepover sleepovers didn't stop.
But other thing also didn't stop that see that was a line in the sand i'm like you know i'm gonna say if i gotta be if i gotta you know feel if you gotta go to the bathroom for the next 28 minutes just just know that when you were at len's house and you thought he was asleep len was y yanking that. Oh, no, thanks.
13 year old Len was cranking. No way, dude.
I remember, dude, I remember an old friend of mine when we lived in Florida was like going at himself. Look, we're 12, 13 years old.
You're so horny. Like it is what it is well i told his parents in the next year he went to school in utah oh no oh my god yeah dude he had to go to a behavioral camp but i was like good you told his parents i told my mom i told I called my mom and she ratted out big mouth.
Ah, Barb, what are you doing? Big mouth. She'd be like, what? That's horrible.
I'm going to windex your eyeballs. Oh, man.
Yeah. Yucky.
You would say yucky we're yucky we're fucking gross this is really bad should we get to a speak pipe yeah speaking of really bad fucking right make better speak pipes they're not awesome i i'm disappointed in in the morons do you think honestly do you think that they would feel better if they could write in i've asked this question before do you think we'd get better responses if it was an email or no i mean i'm down to try i mean all i know is these fucking suck we we get like a million of them a week and we pull the the only two that usable. So do better.
Yeah, you got to get wild and be anonymous. Like, it's all good.
Oh, by the way, be anonymous and lie. You ever thought of something that was really funny? Pretend.
Write into us. It doesn't have to be real.
Who cares? This is all for comedic relief. It doesn't have to be real.
So you thought of a what are you nuts, but it didn't actually happen? Just do it. And if you're worried about people recognizing you, just put on an accent and be like, right.
So I was sleeping with my dad's best friend. And I was like, Jolio, you know, Kwame, what are we doing? My father's going to be right old, Matt.
I'm watching Harry Potter right now and you just sound like you sound like Ron Weasley not you not Hermione wait not me not Hermione yeah so good alright if you want to leave us a message you want to get our advice you have a question for us go to speakpipe.com slash good guys and we will answer it on the show if it's good keep it brief brevity's key let's hear from someone hey good guys would love your take on wedding food my fiance and i aren't really sure if we want to do the typical wedding dinner chicken fish choice aside you know this guy that does homemade on the spot wood fire oven pizzas he brings his own wood fire oven you can do as many pizzas as you want whatever kind you want so my vegan friends would be accounted for he also does thank god display of roasted vegetables that's fun and great but is to do wood-fired pizzas at a wedding or is that pretty awesome? I think that spending money on something that you're not pumped about is just a bad call. So if the meat and fish don't sound fun to you, go wood-fired pizza.
I think it's all personal preference. I think that sounds fantastic.
That said, I now am picturing like Slick Rick with his wood fire pizza that he keeps in the trunk and he like brings out, you're like, yeah, it's this one guy that has a pizza oven, like maybe hire like a company, maybe not just Rick that's making his vegan pizzas and he's going one by one and he have 300 guests. That sounds like a nightmare.
But I like the idea of pizza. That's fun.
Yes, I agree. I love it.
Listen, there's nothing better than a station at an event and especially a not overrun station. You can't go wrong throwing in one more bar than you think you're going to need and having a couple stations, a sushi stage, a pasta bar,

you know, wood fire pizza, and just let people peruse, right?

The buffet is the greatest invention that we have somehow made not awesome.

I don't know why.

It should be the gold standard. That's right.
You get to come to my restaurant and eat as much as you want. That is the gold standard.
Somehow it's been flipped where if you go to a buffet, it's cheap. Beneath you.
It's crap. Beneath you.
Beneath you. No, it's a dream.
I go to a wedding and there's stations. I can take as much as I want when I want.
That's it. I love a buffet.
Love it. And you mix in a nice buffet with a nice omelet station.
Oh, baby, you're cooking. It's fantastic.
It's it's peak innovation. I agree.
My listen at my wonderful nephew Jonah's bar mitzvah. He is loves breakfast food.
And it was like an early bar mitzvah. So it was like one of those like midday brunchy type things at the shul oh my god we he had a waffle station a pancake station omelets all these beautiful and then he had like some pasta bars and stuff but it was it was inspired it's amazing how is jonah is he in prison yet or he's fine jonah's the best jonah's crushing it he He goes to a state school in Florida and he's having the time of his life.
Yeah. Yeah.
It was great. Jonah was great.
I had the great pleasure of meeting Jonah at the Rosen Shingle Institute. It was fantastic.
Should we get to him? What do you want? The Rosen Shingle institute for underprivileged jews my father has rose and shingles oh my god is he okay no no it's not a it's not a negative with us it's good yes should we get to our what are you, we should. So our What Are You Nuts moment a week is our gripes with people, places, and things.
Whatever's currently sticking in our craw, big or small. I'll start.
Mine is... So fucking Tesla, they announce or they do an update in the car where the car can park itself.
Brilliant. I mean, the technology in these cars, Tesla, Elon Musk is unmatched.
When it comes to this stuff, he crushes. So this thing for days, basically what happens is as you go into a parking lot, all the spots appear on the screen, and then it'll have a P in each spot.

Wow.

You click that P.

It goes, you ready, babe?

I go, take over, Tess.

And suddenly, you want to talk about classy?

It backs into the spot.

It backs in.

Wow.

You back in on your own?

Never.

Not never.

I do.

I do.

I do.

I do.

I do.

Most don't.

I do. Continue.
I know. You're the son of a valet.
What else? Son of a valet. So I'm doing it left and right.
It's so darn cool. So finally, my wife and my son are in the car and I'm like, oh i can't wait to show them so this time i do one where it's gonna park uh next like park next to a curb it's not a parking spot we're on the street it's gonna and it says would you like to park next to the curb we're ready to go hit the p go start so my wife and my son are sitting in the back seat so i hit hit start and I turn to them like this and I go, hey guys.

And they're like, what are you doing?

And the wheels turning and the car is going in. They're like, keep your eyes on the road.
What are you doing? I'm like, I don't know. And I'm just looking at them.
And all of a sudden you hear, boom. the car drove into the curb road rash the fuck out of out of my wheel totally i dude tesla what's going on i'm a fan dog get it together i did everything right the trust is broken what are you nuts that's that's bad.
No, you got to, if you're going to advertise that you can self-park, you can't crash your car. That's bad.
You know, it didn't hit a car. It just is road rash on the wheel, which is like a $50, $100 fix.
It's not the end of the world, but it broke my trust. And that costs way more.

Yeah.

What if that wasn't a curb?

What if it was your wife's foot?

Totally.

Her beautiful size 12s.

Just kidding.

My wife doesn't have massive.

Could you imagine? This is the worst podcast ever made. This is bad.
We got to end it. Ben, we got to end it.

Ben, we gotta end it.

I'll end it.

We have to end the podcast.

This is our final, this is our farewell.

This is it.

Let's send our listeners to, I don't know.

Okay, one final what are you nuts?

One final what are you nuts before we end the podcast forever.

Just to clarify, she's a size eight. We just forgot.
My what are you nuts moment. It's rare these days, but they just put one in LaGuardia.
It's the public airport piano. Oh my God, you are giving passengers too much credit.
There is no great composer. People using this piano are bad at playing piano.
I don't want to hear it. It doesn't belong.
What are you nuts?

It does not belong. Folks.
Oh my God. I'm crying laughing.
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