Benny Big Hips and Peter Paperwork

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I'm Josh Peck.

And I'm Ben Soffer.

And we're the good guys. There's a lot of guys out there and we're the good ones mazel morons welcome back to the good guys podcast i'm sitting here with a guy who's only got one sister and one very very very beautiful brother it's ben soffer i don't even know how to respond i'm calling you my brother you jerk oh my god i thought that was len it is len we're much closer than you and i'll ever be but we have time on our side yeah tell it to my face tell it to my face you can't make up for.
Anyone who becomes your best friend when you're in your 30s, question them constantly. See? See what he does to me? This mental manipulation.
That house is built on sticks. He throws it out.
He draws it back in. He throws it out.
He draws it back in. I don't trust new friends.
You're not a new friend. What are you saying to me? You're not a new not a new friend but like people are like oh i just found someone i'm like totally in love with them i'm like are you and is it no within the last year you can't trust them thousand percent you don't know if they're a murderer you don't do background checks on your friends do you do you i wouldn't be against you that's why i want to know where you work where you use i'm like the dmv if you want to be friends with me you better have paperwork i want to know where you work where you resided the last two times where you move from where you're moving to and if you have a p.o box if you don't have a business and you have a p.o box what the fuck are you hiding excellent question claudia went to the dmv yesterday for what it was the word she in new york we now all these new need these new licenses they're called real ids that's the whole country where they put where they put your little face in the corner i already got one i don't know how but i already have one somehow she needed to get one she had an appointment at 115.
Do you know when they saw her, Josh? What time? A DMV in the city. Oh yeah.
What's that look like? Awful. You've never been to a DMV in Manhattan? No.
Oh my God, Josh. I asked that as if it was like a special place.
It's the worst place in the world. The DMV is awful.
Awful. It's disgusting.
Everybody that works there hates themselves.

They hate you. Everybody there hates each other.
You're like, why the fuck am I at the DMV? It is hell on earth. It's a mental illness meetup.
You know what I'm saying? It's hell on earth is the DMV. The people that work there are pretty unacceptable but my only defense is it's because we as humans are so unacceptable that they've had it had to harden themselves it's possible it's true i don't know i don't know who came first you're saying that you show up to the dmv chipper for work and it's the people every day that bring you down.
I'll tell you this. And they tell you.
Because I think it's the opposite. I think I go into the DMV the first time I'm pumped.
I get my license. And then all of a sudden I'm greeted with just the saddest, most upset faces that couldn't give two shits if I lived or died.
I'm Peter Paperwork over here, right? I love, I love, I love when I go there and they're questioning me because they know because they've been hardened. When I had to get my real ID, you have to show two forms, count it, un, deux, two forms of identification and they want to have two proof of address, okay? I'm talking to utility.
I'm talking gas. I'm still laughing and I'm Peter paperwork.
You're such a loser. What are you just realizing? I'm your friend.
I'm Peter paperwork. Thanks, Ben.
Don't worry. I'm over here drinking an unsweetened blueberry tea.
Oh, God. You're Benny Big laughs today.
I'm Benny Big hips. Benny Big hips.
Oh, that's hot. That'd be fun.
That could be your drag name. Benny Big Hips?

Yeah, Benny Big Hips.

Oh, yeah.

The biggest, least flexible hips in the world.

God created me and they're like, I'm going to make sure your hips don't flex.

I'm so flexible. I really want you to...

I can do...

I'm wearing all black, so you're probably not seeing how drastic this is.

But this is a full knee to shoulder. Okay, Sorry.
I'm flexible in that direction as well. I'm flexible in this direction too, Josh.
They always comment. Look.
Okay. I know this can, this can go far.
This can go high. Yeah, that's good.
I can't, what I can't do is this way. Can you do a European leg yeah that's flexible no no but not in the I am internally flexible but not externally I can't get this knee any lower than this do you understand when would you need to I don't know just in case a contortionist came up to me and said, show me your best.
I can't. I can't.
Somebody holds a gun to you. They're like, push your knee past your hip.
I can't. No.
I can't. And it's because I'm like, I'm a little bit pigeon toed.
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One, I'd make him laugh. I like to think that it would be a man.
I don't think women really hold people hostage. It's a man thing.
I'd make him laugh him that i'm a great cook i'd say look you know i'll make you a fantastic meal on me i'd offer him certainly a sack of cash and yeah that's what i would do funny food money right you i would try to be like fuck him yeah i would try to appeal to like i would be like you you scared the shit out of me like i you got me good man like you are you are one bad mama jamma yeah i would just be like you're good at kidnapping like props you know that's smart yeah yeah i would try to be like yeah gas him up yeah i'd be like you could probably kidnap a dignitary. Like someone with like a, you know, a detail.
Yeah, and you'd volunteer to help him. And then you'd become the kidnapper's sidekick.
Yeah. And then I would be like, you know, you picked a nice van.
Like, this is, is this a Ford Econoline F-350? This is lovely. And if you need me to do the paperwork i'm joshy paperwork i'm peter paperwork i love it they ask you they go oh yeah you want your real idea i go yeah like you didn't bring two two forms of identification right i go in fact i did birth certificate passport they're like okay fine but it's not like you brought like two proof of where you live.
I said, you want a utility bill? You want a gas bill or you want a water bill? You know, how about electric? See, this is smart. You're taking time out of your day to go to the worst place in the world.
You're really going to go ill prepared so that you might have to go back again. That's insane.
Like your forms you don't want to be there you certainly don't want to come back come prepared google it what do i need what do i need it's right there it's right there that's what people do all day that's what kills these dmv people's soul like interesting all day and then they make it their problem this is not their problem this is a you problem wow you're right it kills me right people making problems when they are the ones who started it and like like 95 of jobs people have no power i this is what i have no patience for if they are part of the 95 wanting them to have more power is so annoying get over it they can't do shit but if you are part of the five percent that have all the power fucking move a mountain for me will you don't stand on business don't stand on precedence well we can't do that we've never actually done that in our company's history i'll be like you're a bundt cake shop you have three employees let's live a little you know let's be crazy at nothing bundt cakes you know what i'm saying it's actually a really big company but i'm thinking about bundt cakes move a mountain absolutely but i've never thought about mountain i've never thought about that every single day you know that people have the exact instructions on what to bring. And every day they let you down every day.
That said, Josh, that said, if you are a business that is catering to people over the age of 60, you must have a working landline number to answer questions. The fact that the DMV has no phone number, this is the problem.
I honestly have this problem, not to digress too much, with Instagram. You have a problem with Instagram, Josh? How the fuck do you reach them? You can't.
You can't reach these people. Like, why did we do away with customer service? Where is it? I want to pick up the phone and talk to someone.
I need somebody to help me with my problem. Customer service is a luxury in this day and age and it's disgusting.

Sometimes you have to pay for it.

Disgusting.

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No, no thanks, Delta.

I was going to say, is it Delta and the airlines

that charge you to book a flight over the phone,

but you can do it for free online?

All the airlines.

That said, I have done it before

and I've said you're not charging me

and then they don't charge you. So if you come in with a firm fist yes like look lucy i'm gonna come to your house and beat the shit out of you if you don't do this for 25 for zero dollars i was once signing up at a gym and i just felt it was this little private gym and i just felt strongly that this sign up fee should be waived it was 50 50 bucks.
And I was like, what is this? Or like, it's our sign up fee. Again, move a mountain.
You're not Bally's. You're not Equinox.
You can just waive this BS fee you're giving me to take a vig off the fact that I'm trying to get fit and hot for the summer. By the way, everyone can waive that.
It's not a small gym. It's not a large gym.
Folks, you will never get anything that you don't ask for. Ask.
What's the worst thing they could do? Say no. But certainly when you go and sign up for a gym and they say it's going to be a hundred dollar initiation fee, at a minimum, try to get it for 50 bucks, but it should be zero.
You're going to pay them monthly for the rest of your life.

They're going to have your credit card.

You're never going to go.

You're never going to go.

So this guy, I remember working at the gym manager.

I'm like, listen, I'm going to sign up.

I'm all good.

I don't want to pay this fee.

He's like, I got to call my boss.

I got to call the owner of the gym.

I said, call him.

So he calls him, puts him on speaker. You're a speaker with the owner of the gym over an initiation fee i told you it's a small gym that's the opposite of customer service what the hell he's like john shut up leave me alone i'm petty peter over here and you know that man i'll get real petty i'll get in the fucking weeds with you so i go hey roger i'm excited to join the gym i really don't want to pay this sign of fee he goes all right i you know man i don't know let me talk to you know can you put me back on with my employee i go no problem he doesn't realize that he's on speaker because the next thing he says to the employee is this guy sounds like a real asshole i'm like oh my god i still signed up but i was hurt yeah look josh it sounds like you were trying not to pay an initiation fee at the world's smallest mom and pop gym.
I don't care. It's you, the owner and his wife.
It's ridiculous. Do you mind if I use the elliptical? Josh, you're in my home.
Can you get out of my house? So dumb. No, it was in North Hollywood.
It was a big gym. It was in somebody's apartment.

You knocked on 3C.

You're like, is this the gym?

I used the Bowflex in someone's second bedroom.

Can you put up some mirrors?

Can you waive the initiation fee?

This is my house.

Why is the Nordic track making noises?'s so funny so funny and stupid wow we were ripping there for a minute i couldn't breathe do you know that i went to a baseball game recently i went to the dodgers playoff shout out to the mlb by the way by the way fuck the dodgers let's go mets letets. Well, you can continue to praise those New York Metropolitans all you want.
I guess we'll see tonight, game three. But I went to the San Diego Padres-Dodgers game.
It was great. Shout out the MLB.
Nice. Good looking out.
So I'm in a rental car and we pull up to the stadium. And the moment we pull into the parking spot, the car dies.
And I car dies and i'm like sick electric no it was a normal like normal honda suv it's just like the battery was dead and so no good and like literally all i know is is it took us an hour to get to that parking spot from the opening of dodger stadium and i'm like triple a can't get up here this is an impossibility right so as we're walking in the stadium i asked guest services i'm like what what do i do like my car just said like oh don't worry we have a guy who kind of roams the parking lot like in a truck and he can jump or like fix a flat or whatever like we have 40 000 cars here like we have a guy it's a great like so when you're done just like come out and have one of the guys walking the guy so i'm leaving and i leave around like the eighth inning because the dodgers are getting blown out and i'm like fuck it let me just get this done before everyone's going to their car so i'm standing there with the security guard all of a sudden i see this fight evolve in front of my face. These two women are screaming at each other.
And I'm like, they seem upset. Now they're getting in each other's face.
I'm like, they seem very upset. Then I see a Stanley thermos come out of nowhere and go, this woman got whacked with a Stanley thermos.
And now it's a dog pile of people in the parking lot fighting. The security guard leaves me to go break up the fight.
I'm literally like, can you just call the AAA guy? I know you're breaking up a fight, but please, I got to get out of here. Two hours later, the car got jumped.
Everything was fine. Oh, man.
There's nothing like a good fight. Oh, I'm sorry.
That's terrible. I was going to ask you.
It's seven six in the eighth inning. You're leaving, right? No, you're not.
You're staying not for playoffs for for a regular season game. I'm out of there.
Seventh inning stretch. I think that's right.
I think that's right. What is the gap in score that will allow you to leave?

Anything more than two.

Anything more than two.

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than leaving a game early,

getting home, and seeing that the final score is identical when you left. That's right.
Because that happens in baseball. That happens in baseball.
We left, it was 6-3. We left seventh inning, home, watched the bottom of the top of the ninth in bed, final 6-3.
A joy. Love it.
joy my my buddy had season tickets to the la kings and we would go all the time and we had such a system first off you go you say hi to eddie the usher stands at the top of our section dab him dab him eddie how are you i don't care but we do this every time i you go, you sit, you watch the game, right? Then we would go to the McDonald's right at the top of our section, get a couple coffees because we're trim queens. Then right before, like three minutes before the end of the game, we watch the end of the game from the top of the stairs.
So like with 60 seconds left, you sprint to your traffic it's gorgeous let me tell you my problem with hockey games my problem with hockey games are these 20 minute intermissions i'm sorry i don't have the patience to sit in an arena for 20 minutes two times while they clean the ice i don't have the patience i just i can't it's because you don't like hockey because i find basketball insufferably boring oh but it's so fun so is hockey yeah i guess hockey is the greatest live sport there is in my humble oh god you also do you like soccer i do and i know why you're saying that, but I think just hockey, the sheer speed of it, that these guys are skating at like 25 miles per hour. And remember that nothing in basketball matters for the first three quarters, unless you really appreciate basketball.
Yes, but there is constant action, but there is an appreciate the game. If you appreciate the game, there's constant action in comparison to hockey and soccer.
Like sports where there are very limited goals in comparison to you score, I don't know, a hundred times in a basketball game. But how long is halftime? Halftime is 15, 20 minutes, but it's one.
One time. And then five minutes between both quarters.
Because you got to take a quick piss. So you're talking about a 10 minute discrepancy here.
Yes, but it's the allotment of the times. I'm going to get you on the Zamboni at Madison Square Garden.
It's going to change your whole outlook.

Look, by the way, this is... I can be bought, okay? If the

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I'm in. Okay.
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I will sing the national anthem

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Tell me

your approach to the national anthem. Tonight, they go, Ben, Citi Field, the Stern family, the owners of the Mets, God bless them.
They would like for you to sing the National Anthem. How are you approaching it? Okay, first of all, I'm absolutely starting an octave lower than I'm comfortable.
It's going to sound iffy in the beginning. You're going to be like, why is he so low? But that's just so that I don't have the possibility of cracking at the top.
You see, you're because you're talking to low baritone or a high bass. So you're going in it.
I'm starting, I'm starting with the, I'm sorry. Oh, who see? Can you see? And my cantorial voice would come out.
You heard it. By the dawn's early light.
And then we'd go higher and higher. Yes.
So that would be my approach. Start low so that your high is never that high.
If you start normal where you think you can be, then you're going to be, and the Rockets, and it's too high for you.

You can't do it. And did you know that, and the Rockets, red glare, that glare, that's as high as the high note at the end.
But people trip themselves out. They sabotage.
It's just as high. What an amazing song our national anthem is.
What a freaking just amp me up. Get me going.
Gentlemen, start your engines. I just see Kevin James screaming in my brain.
And I just want to go to war. And by war, I mean to a baseball game.
Yeah, man. Yeah.
Imagine how much it amps them up when they're actually going to fucking war. I don't sick sick it has to be it has to be it has to be sick i don't know i feel like you and i if you and i are like in a humvee on our way to a battle and i'm like can we put on some tunes and you start playing the national anthem it'd be like we can please little wayne i don don't need the national anthem the first time it's cool i can imagine it getting old certainly i can imagine it getting old speaking of cool cars do you see that hummer now has a cool new electric hummer i drove it i had it for a week oh you did we talked about it they they asked me if i wanted to drive it we spoke about this was it Sick? It's sick.
It was so fun. I love a Hummer.
That said, I miss the gas. Oh, we did speak about this.
I said something dumb like that last time. The new Hummer is great.
And the fact that it's electric is really cool. Yeah, really cool.
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18-hour workdays. What does he do? He has, through his investments, agencies, and personal business, a.k.a.
he's a drug dealer on the black market. Yeah, totally.
Owns a flip phone. What do you think? Working on your honeymoon.
Acceptable? Not acceptable? Awful. No, of course it's unacceptable.
That said, she probably knew who she married. If you're working 18- like, if you're working 18 hour days, like you want to be working 18 hour days.
Sorry. That's like, that's not a, that's a, that's a choice.
That's a choice. And he sounds like a loveless schmuck.
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Josh, the other night, I think that somebody thought I was homeless. Say more.
I walked into our local grocery store because I wanted to make a sandwich. And I walked in late.
It's a fresh produce sort of place. And so the aisles were rather barren.
They were putting things away and was simply looking for a loaf of bread to make a sandwich. I looked on the shelf.
I didn't see loaves of bread, but I know that behind the deli counter, they have beautiful pieces of bread. And so I went, even though the deli counter was closed, and I just said, hey, could I buy a roll from you? And the guy said to me, and I didn't think about this.
He said, are you hungry? I was starving. I'm like, yeah, I'm hungry.
He takes it. He puts it in a bag, gives it to me.
He says, don't even don't ask me. You will not pay for this.
I said, no, no, no. Let me pay.
He said, nobody should ever be hungry. And I said, okay.
And I left. And it only occurred to me that this man thought that I was coming in at the end of the day because I had no money to afford a sandwich roll.
And what I will say to this is that unnamed man is a hero because he thought I was hungry and he gave me bread when I needed it. That said, I don't think I look like a homeless person.
I don't really know how he could have mistaken me for homeless, but somebody mistook me for homeless person thoughts have you seen the meme of the wife who tells her husband oh i want to put together a bag of my clothes to give away to the to the hungry and homeless and the husband goes if they're hungry and homeless they're not going to fit into your clothes oh my god and that's how they got divorced i mean listen holy smokes you are a fucking unit my boy you are first of all you turn me on more and more every day you look incredible but you're you are hardy you look like you know they say in the navy seals who's carrying the boats you're carrying the fucking metaphorical boats you would be carrying the hebrew school boats and yes and you are hardy my boys so i just can't imagine someone seeing you and going this guy needs a meal are you hungry yes i am i answered it plainly i was hungry i didn't even think about Are you hungry? Yes. But did you have your iPhone out and your Warby Parker glasses on? Like, were you at an Upper East Side supermarket? I was at an Upper East Side grocery store.
I had my glasses on. I definitely didn't look homeless.
Had you been doing yard work in your Air Force Ones? I looked good. i looked i looked good are you hungry yes i am here's my theory that bread is gonna get thrown out it's the end of the day it was so good soft josh it was fantastic are we talking to kaiser roll are we talking to pretzel bun it was a pecan loaf there

was a there were a couple of pumpkin seeds on top what a horrible revelation first of all you don't like a pecan loaf i do but not as sandwich bread it was small that's like it was a that's like it was a small pecan loaf that's like going to a deli and they say, what kind of bread do you want? And you go, banana. Like, okay, banana bread on your sandwich.
Like, what kind of cheese do you want? Cottage. Like, it doesn't work.
It doesn't work. You know who loves cottage cheese? Claudia.
Isn't that insane? God, she is just a, she is a Rubik's Cube. You cannot figure her out she loves cottage cheese and egg noodles like are you nuts i could i think cottage cheese and i don't discriminate against cheese cottage cheese is fucking nasty it's i'm out on cottage cheese it just what and people what do they do they put like pieces of pineapple in in it, right? No.
Fruits. Not me.
They do fruits. Not me.
Yeah. They put fruit with their cottage cheese? Oh, yeah.
It's big. It's gross.
Oof. Woo.
Yeah. Yucky.
Yucky. Yucky.
Yucky. What is something that you grew up thinking was gross and now you love? Oh.
Like for me, it's Brussels sprouts. But I think it's because my mom cooked them.
Like growing up in the 90s, Brussels sprouts were a punchline. Like it was the thing that kids hated on sitcoms.
But I think because our parents were idiots and steaming them but now they exactly they steamed

them they didn't put anything on them now they take they take whatever sauce you put on them russell sprouts are a blank canvas it's a vehicle art yes yeah they're art russell sprouts are fantastic yeah it's a hyundai they're inoffensive i actually didn't like ketchup if it wasn't mixed with mayonnaise.

I liked Russian.

Of course.

Of course.

Of course.

But I... I actually didn't like ketchup if it wasn't mixed with mayonnaise.
I liked Russian.

Of course.

Of course.

Of course.

But I didn't like plain ketchup.

It wasn't for me.

I didn't like it.

And now I like it.

I appreciate ketchup in all its glory.

I think it is absolutely essential to the modern day diet.

That's so funny.

God, that's funny.

Oh, man.

I saw you eating another Snake River last night.

God, are you rich?

It's fantastic.

You man, a Snake River coming into the Peck household.

I love Snake River steaks.

I recently, my little boy, my wonderful little son, Shy, turned two. We we had a beautiful when did he turn two on october 10 i missed it yeah it's okay okay no i need a calendar invite send me after this i need dates i'm scared now because you you know we we did talk about this we spoke about him yes oh god i'm losing my memory i'm scared for you now i'm scared am i having i'm scared for me do i have dementia yes because you wrote me that you felt bad that you missed his birthday last week and that you want shut up and that you shut up yeah dog shut up look at your texts and you were like i want his birthday and i want max's birthday shut up so i can start putting them in my just stop it stop it.
Stop it. You're scaring me.
Gift rotation. You're scaring me.
Do you take edibles at night? You're scaring me. You're scaring me.
I'm looking. This is something worth being scared about.
You're scaring me. We talk quite a bit.
Okay. I know.
You'll find it. It's there.
I didn't make it up. You said it was on the...
I don't know specifics. I mean, if you're not watching this episode on...
This is us talking about Wagovi. Yes.
This is us talking about clips. Can you imagine if I was kidnapped? Josh.
Josh, no. Yes, we did.
No, I'm looking. No.
Then check our Instagram DMs. We definitely talked about this.
Okay, by the way, Instagram DMs, I don't remember what I send over there. Just check.
Anyway. If it was Instagram DMs, I don't remember.
That's not my fault. Let's just have a code word that if either one of us ever gets kidnapped, but we're not.
No, Josh, it's not here. You are gaslighting me.
No, I'm not. We talked not we talked about this look look or we talked about it on the phone we definitely talked about this okay look okay because that is so you don't lie that is so you to say i want to put your kids in my gift rotation i do i did yes great did you ever send me No.
So you forgot. God.
I just had literally like an out of body experience. I was like, oh my God.
I texted about this. Oh, I'll come with receipts.
It's possible that we had a conversation. It's okay.
I'll come with receipts. I feel better.
Okay. Don't feel better.
You shouldn't. I feel better.
Don't. Oh my God.
You shouldn't. I feel better.
I certainly feel better.

You shouldn't.

I feel better.

I'm going to send you screenshots to make you feel worse.

They're coming today.

I feel better.

Hey, I was going to say about my son.

So we had this lovely birthday for him at a place in, if you happen to be in the South

Bay of Los Angeles in El Segundo, it's called the Arena House.

Unbelievable event space.

Good friends of ours own it. Love it.
The best, best place. Coolest vibes.
Vibes, vibes, vibes. But I was like, what can we do? We only had a couple people.
I was like, what would be fun to just kind of dress this up? I had a Mr. Softy truck come to the event space.
Is that a home run? Home run. Home run.
Home run. I'm not going to lie you josh i was wondering why you tagged mr softy oh now i know please now i know i was thinking god that's a terrible barter for a cone i do a three frame post for a nine dollar ice for a cone they're like how cheap are you that's so funny i'm like bartering at like the grocery store at safeway i'm at i'll give you i'll give you three frames for for a razor i'm at cvs i'll give you two frames for a toothpaste that is terrible no i got the whole truck and i still had to pay half um it's still that's a great deal and sick i was gonna say he'll never forget that he never remembered it but you'll never forget no it was awesome and i mr softy is not a west coast thing but the guy who owns it started one in camarillo california i love it and i've gone there regularly since it's open like i go a couple times a year i don't live out there so i hit him up because he has the truck and i was like listen it's kind of far would you be you know would i just i feel bad asking he's like i'll be there you've been good to us he's a beauty mr softy of total beaut.
So I gave him some love. I didn't even really do it in exchange for a barter because I still paid Ben.
Jeez. You just love him.
You just love him. That's it, Josh.
I now have a bone to pick with you. Pick it up.
I was not invited to this party. Of course you weren't.
You live 3,000 miles away. And what if I came? You were never going to come.
How do you know? Like, when you invited me to your birthday party recently, I appreciate it. See? I do.
Listen, the appreciation's there. You could have come.
But it was merely, it was, what's it called? Edifice? It was fake. It was built on nothing.
No, it was not. It was not, just in case you were in the area.
All right, let's move on. Did you know that Gypsy Rose Blanchard has recently been interviewed about the Menendez brothers, and she said, the Menendez bros should get therapy if released.
They'll need it. And this is actually on the cover of Duh they caught up with gypsy at lax and asked her about eric and loma menendez and yeah she said listen if they ever get out they're gonna need therapy i did which is like of course i need therapy i've never done anything illegal i mean the whole world needs therapy especially if you kill your parents no it's one of the dumbest things i've ever heard you're gonna need therapy after spending life in prison for murdering your parents yeah duh right oh my god that gypsy rose g rose i didn't realize we were still talking about her is she having a rena? Is she back? I don't think she ever left.
No, she left. She left the building.
She became a mega celebrity for a week. She really milked it too.
I think Nick Vile got her on the podcast and that solidified her as our modern day, I don't know, queen. Yeah, no, she became a queen.
She did. Well, did you know that Alex Cooper called out male actor after scrapping Call Her Daddy interview?

He was giving nothing.

Least favorite is one that I've never aired, the Call Her Daddy host told The Hollywood Reporter.

It was a male actor who was just giving nothing.

You could tell he was on a press run.

Cooper said she ended up candidly telling

the unidentified celeb bro you don't want to be here you aren't answering any of these questions someone put you in this chair you didn't even know and the podcaster said that out of mutual respect they both decided let's not air this who do we think it was and we don't know who and we don't know who it is just saying alex cooper Cooper, been there. Been there.
Just saying, Alex Cooper, we had Marshall first and we're going to ask him. No, I'm kidding.
Been there. All right.
Who could this mystery celebrity have been? I will tell you this. My question about that is, I don't know.
Tell me your reaction. Olivia, feel free to weigh in on this.
When I see those, you know, those media junket interviews that get clipped on TikTok of when clearly an actor or actress is just fucking over it and they're giving the interviewer nothing and sometimes being pretty rude about it. It angers me to no end.
And as someone who's been part of those media junket days, it's the worst. Sometimes you can have 55-minute interviews in a day, and you're getting asked the same questions.
Sometimes you're getting asked questions that you weren't expecting or questions that they agreed not to ask you. I'm just saying in general, it certainly is a marathon and a crappy way to spend your day, but it's why you got paid.
It's the reason you're there and it's a part of the job. You got to do it.
How do we feel about that? If you have a press day like that, though, Josh, if you have 55 minute interviews, that means that you have a team and that means that you pay a team to organize these days for you. So it's really on the team to not overwhelm their client with things that they can't handle.
Like when they give you 55 minute interviews, they know Josh is an unbelievable professional. Nice to everybody will do his job because he doesn't want to be perceived as anything else.
And because it's just the way that you are. But I in that moment now thinking through it, totally hold like the press team accountable for not preparing that person to go on Caller Daddy and smile like it's like it's such a it's strange.
And it's definitely on the team. I mean, yeah.
What do you think, Olivia? I think that it obviously like is it sounds like it would be a very demanding kind of day. But just out of respect, I guess, for other people to like, I don't know, I wouldn't want to come across like an asshole at any point.
And also if it's like, you know, an interviewer like five, you know, interviews back pisses you off. It's not the person that you finally snap on's fault.
So I definitely think like team logistics come into play here. But at the end of the day, like, I don't know, we all get tired and annoyed, but like, you don't have to be an asshole when you're that way.
You know what I mean? I don't know. Yeah.
I'm, I'm, I'm with you. I'm with you.
It's certainly not that podcaster's fault that you've had a long day. How about you don't book 50 things in one day? How about you have three days? You're trying to jam everything in one day so you can go home.
But like you could do 10 things a day, 15 things a day instead of 50. Well, let's get it to a speak pipe, one speak pipe before we go.
If you want to get advice from us, if you have questions, keep it brief. Brevity is key and go to speakpipe.com slash goodguys, and maybe you'll be on the show.

This one's from Emily.

I want you to know that my favorite thing to do on a Sunday is eat a little special candy and cook and listen to your podcast. So I save them for the weekend.
But I was just listening to Stassi Schroeder's podcast, and I am flabbergasted to find out that her and her friend both share towels, like in the bathroom, like post-shower towels with their partners.

And I have literally never heard of something like this. And I said to myself, I need to know what you two think.

Do you do this?

Do you think it's crazy? Do you think it's normal? I need answers from you. We don't.
We have separate towels. I don't think it's crazy.
I don't think Claudia necessarily would think it's crazy, but we have two. We're unique.
Claudia, vast majority takes a bath. She's a big, big, big, big, big bath person.
Wow. Loves them.
Loves them. And I love my shower.
So we have two separate towel racks, one above the bath, one above the shower. It just makes sense.
So we gravitate towards what's closest to us. But I would have no problem using Claudia's towel.
You? I have a separate bathroom. Now, I know some of us are balling on a budget, but for the majority of people who don't live in a major city, like you can certainly not, you know, have an expensive home, but be able to have separate bathrooms.
And that's what we do. My bathroom is the guest bathroom.
I love it. I told my wife from Jump Street, this is how things are going to go.
She's like, that's crazy. And even when we were working on our house, her bathroom is beautiful.
It's a big, beautiful bathtub, double vanity, gorgeous, more than enough room. Now she loves that I have nothing to do with her bathroom because she gets all the counter space.
She gets all the things. We don't need to know what goes on with each other in those rooms and it's just it's great so you know it's interesting i use the cabinets and the counter space in the guest bathroom and so i do a i do a hybrid shower hybrid try showering in there the shower in the main one is too great i hear great Like this guest shower is fine.
It's a fine shower. No question.

This shower. The shower in the main one is too great.
I hear that. It's too great.
Like this guest shower is fine.

It's a fine shower.

No question.

This shower in my bedroom is a shower.

It is fantastic. I have a window that gets direct sunlight.

I feel like I'm in Fiji.

Will you do your biz in the guest bathroom?

Like take a shit? Yeah. I will shit wherever I want to shit.
Oh, you're disgusting. I shit wherever.
Stop it. Yeah.
On the carpet. Well, okay.
No, I'll shit in either bathroom. Why? Why not? What do you mean? Because you have the option to not, I, first of all, I want that completely separated.
But like, if I have the option to keep my wife out of that just fog storm and like allow

her to not think or look at me in that way and that I can have a private place that will

air out at its own discretion, that's the way to go.

I'm proud of it, Josh.

You got to do better.

Maybe when I got a fog storm, I'll call you the next time I have a fog go. I'm proud of it, Josh.
You got to do better. Maybe when I got a fog storm,

I'll call you the next time I have a fog storm. I'm proud.

That's my Woody and nuts. What's your Woody and nuts, Ben?

Honestly, you led me straight to it. Have you been seeing these ads on TikTok for a brand called

Don't Worry? No. They are four calorie hazelnut meringues okay brand is don't worry i ordered them on tiktok four calorie hazelnut meringues gotta try them had one oh my god this is instant diarrhea instant don't worry you're gonna shit your pants should be what they say four calorie hazelnut meringues.
Don't be duped.

Don't worry, you're going to shit your pants. Should be what they say.
Four calorie hazelnut meringues. Don't be duped.
Don't fall for it. You're going to shit yourself.
What are you, nuts? Give me an extra 40 calories and save some of the malitol. That's what it is.
That's the delicious, sugary, no calorie that just drops your stomach. Malitol.
it's in all the sugar-free candies don't

worry don't get them what are you nuts love that so cute josh hates duty jokes it's just not you just you just hate duty you know you can be a man or you can be a gentleman and that means i'm talking about bathroom talk oh Oh, please. Real men talk about their shits.
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