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I'm Josh Peck. And I'm Ben Soffer.
And we're the good guys. There's a lot of guys out there.
And we're the good ones. Mazel morons.
Welcome back to the good guys podcast i I'm sitting here with a guy who had two loving parents and I resent him completely for it. It's Ben Soffer.
And we are sitting here. What an absolute treat.
A woman that needs no introduction, but I'll give her one anyways. The original bad girl of comedy, a movie star, a Broadway actress.
What can't this woman do? It's Lunell. Lunell, thank you so much for joining us.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
I got a mouth with a cheddar bunny in it right now because I had to have a snack because I don't maintain this voluptuous figure by not eating like six, seven times a day. So amen.
I love that you and my son have similar snack choices. I'm not really into the sweets.
I just told okay there's a bunny on the floor I told him that I had that meat salad what does he bring me? fig and nutas he's trying to kill me clearly I need to get out of Shabbat soon somebody needs to invite me I've been wanting to go all my life have you not been to a Shabbat? I've been invited to Shabbat. Lunell, this is an open invite.
Anytime you're in New York, I would love to have you for Shabbat. I would love to.
All we do, we eat, we drink. I'll show you photos of me from last year where I weighed 70 pounds more than I do today.
What? It'll be great. Yes.
You lost 70 pounds? Ozempic. Oh.
It's amazing. He's on the big O.
I don't think we can do it on our own anymore. Everybody needs help.
If I lost 70 pounds, I would be like, well, I don't know. Let me ask you this.
Okay, so I would love to lose like this and you know, a little bit of this. Alright, without clearly, I think you're supposed to change your diet and work out.
Well, it's a good time for that.

But when you lose, and I said, maybe I'll just stay fat because my fear is if you lose this weight, what happens to your skin?

And it's not very sexy to have an apron hanging over your vajayjay when it could just be fat.

And nobody cares about that. Lunell, I know we met five minutes ago, but you want to see what happens? Oh, my God.
You ready? Wait, did you lose weight? Just 100 pounds. I'm over it.
100 pounds. Let me see.
You ready? You get a little scar like that. Oh, you have the thing thing.
You better believe it. See, when you lose, and you look great right there.
Thank you, dear. When you lose the weight, you've got to have a surgery then.
And for those that are only listening that aren't watching, Josh just took off his pants. He's got great abs.
I'm very impressed. I just showed my upper pubic region to Lunell.
But other than being wildly inappropriate. I have a way of bringing things out of people really quickly.
That looks like my C-section scar, so I'm already good. They can just cut where they cut before.
Yeah, listen, it's like I've been hemmed by the tailor. It's a little body hemmed.
Josh, connect Lunell with Dr. Diamond, our new friend.
We just had plastic surgeon to the stars on the podcast last week, and I'm just saying if you ever needed anything, he's the guy. He's the guy.
Well, if I could just lose the neck, ladies that are listening out there, it's the neck, but I don't have the turkey neck, but I got a double chin. I don't see it, but I honor that we all have something going on.
I don't see it, dear. But the truth is, these things are easily fixable.
But I will say about Ozempic, because you guys brought it up, I do have a story, and it's Kate Moss's sister, Lottie, hospitalized after Ozempic overdose causes seizure. She wanted all of it off tonight.
That's what she wanted. She wanted all of it off tonight.
First overdose in recorded Olympic history. That's it.
Well, well, well. She was probably shooting up between her toes.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
She's sorry. This woman is just so stupid over.
Like, what are you crazy? Like you get so nauseous from even like a third of the dose, like overdosing on a Zempic. Oh, honey, listen, there's a bigger thing in America than racism or sexism.
It's weightism. That is the biggest thing.
That is the biggest discrimination in America. Say more.
Say more about that. It is.
You can be the most talented person. You can be the most qualified person.
But if you're the fattest person, they're going to go with the nonfat person who's less qualified. Studies have just shown that.
And why do you think that is? Because everybody wants to. There was a time when there wasn't a bunch of fucking fat people.
Like when I was growing up, there wasn't a whole bunch of fat people like maybe your grandma or shit like that. But there wasn't a bunch of fat people because we didn't have as much fast food.
We did have more homemakers. We weren't eating in the house.
We weren't driving through Jack's in the Box and stuff like that. And then the additives that they put in the fast food.
And, you know, those kids are growing up eating nuggets and eating, you know, and so it's just through the osmosis of life that, you know, we got fat people. Right.
And then people really like to eat because the food is good. I mean, look at how the fuck you sell this shit.
Delicious. Delicious.
You sell this shit? You sell this? Snacks. I love it.
Can you see them? Can you see them, baby? the fucking salad. Delicious.
Delicious. You sell the snacks.

I love it.

Can you see them?

Can you see them, baby?

Yes.

They look gorgeous.

We're not going to get free product placement.

But I agree.

I mean, and I'm sober now, 16 years.

So my final frontier is basically food and the occasional romantic interlude with my wife.

And I'm not sure there's anything better than a great meal. And you got sober.
Why? What were you on? Let's talk about that. Oh, I was on everything but skates.
I was going. What about these kids in this fucking Sentinel? Yeah, very popular.
Is that the most frightening shit? I'm like, why would you do it when it's clearly like a roulette game that nobody never wins? Yeah. Like, you know, that's what killed Prince, you know, they, I believe that it was a conspiracy.
I believe the director company had somebody switch the pills in his bottle, which has been said, but they won't investigate it because Prince would not take fentanyl, even though he has had hip surgeries and, you know, jumping off the speakers and high heels for, you know, 25 years, stuff like that. But, you know, he's very into Jehovah's Witness faith, as for Larry Graham, turned him on to that.
And I don't believe he would knowingly take fentanyl. So they took the pills, and then they switched them, and then he died in the elevator.
There's kids dropping every day because they don't get the memo that, listen, the cocaine was good in the 70s and Studio 54, not so much, no more. They're cutting it with fentanyl.
When you know that and when there's like zero survival rate, why would you still fuck with it? Why? Switch drugs. Why wouldn't you switch drugs? Why don't you switch drugs? I just smoke weed and drink.
That's all I do. Okay.
Josh Wolf gave me mushroom. I ate it.
It was fun. Okay.
Assume me. Who gave you the mushroom? Josh Wolf.
Josh Wolf, the comedian. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lunell, I'm with you. It's fun.
It's fun. They're funny.
But, you know, I don't, like, just eat mushrooms and go to the store. You're going to go to a Beyonce concert.
Go to a Beyonce concert. Going to see U2 or the Spear.
Something like you might want to eat a mushroom. Kick it up.
We're from the 70s. That's what the kids are doing.
I'd rather take mushrooms and go to Trader Joe's. The kids today, Lunell.
You clearly have a dick of personality. The kids today, Lunellel are taking mushrooms and they're going they're not even drinking they're going to clubs it's just mushrooms mushrooms mushrooms that's their new drug because these kids don't have drug etiquette okay yeah we have drug etiquette right and we're going to studio 54 yes you probably have a ball cocaine and jack-o-pocker okay but if you're going to a recital at the school for your kids you're not supposed to be doing cocaine then the drug of choice in LA for the soccer moms what is it Adderall Adderall and wine oh I ever tried it delicious treat yourself what a mix oh my god it's like milk and cereal can we talk about Studio 54 you? You brought it up a couple of times.
Have you been? Have you been? No. I have three regrets in this life.
And that's that I never got to meet Tupac. He was from Oakland, right? Well, he resided out there for a very long time.
Right. I never got to meet Tupac.
I had another one, but the third one was that I never got a chance to go to Studio 54. I just, I've seen these documentaries.
I don't know if you have too, Josh. Like what a time it looks like was had there.
I still go to the building and just stand outside in New York and go, yeah, only wish. It looks so fun.
And just like everybody since has been trying to recreate whatever magic was happening in there. And they just haven't.
And they just haven't. They can't.
You're too young for Studio 54, right? I was too young for Studio 54, but I still wanted to do it. Right.
I was too young to do a lot of shit I was doing. But I'm just saying, you have Bianca Jagger who comes in on a horse.
You have Diana Ross is kicking it with Drew Barrymore. is kicking it with Andy Warhol, is kicking it with Michael Jackson, is kicking it with Robert De Niro, is kicking it with Elizabeth Taylor, is kicking it with, you know, I mean, what? They just don't have an array of mix like that no more.
Plus, disco was one of the most amazing things when people talked shit and killed disco and killed my poor Bee Gees, which I love. But disco is when people used to dance.
When we were dancing, we weren't as fat either. Right.
Now we just go and watch people dance. And you know who loved dancing? Richard Simmons, who Ben makes fun of me for loving.
Lunell, you an RS person? Dancing to the oldies. It's the best.
Ben, you're late. You're fucking late.
I love Richard too. Justice for Richard.
R.I.P. Justice for Richard.
Justice for Richard. It's the best day of my life.
Josh just had a bit of an, he had a real emotional attachment to Richard. I was more just curious.
You want to talk about foul play? I think there might have been a little now. Could you imagine the three of us doing our own cold case? Lunell on the scene? Yeah.
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I like that.

I watch Forensic File.

Oh, do you?

And I watch First 48

and I watch crime.

All of the crime shit.

I watch so much crime shit

that my husband used to think

I was planning to murder him.

I could sleep the crime shit. And we go, who shot him? You know, I just love crime shit.
I love a good episode of Law and Order. It blows my mind how people can be so deranged just to do stuff, and then they just go home and go to bed.
I'm like, you just buried somebody, honey. Right.
You know what I'm saying? Like, what?

Yeah.

I don't know. I love a good episode of Law & Order, specifically SVU.

I don't know if you watch SVU. I do.

But what is with our...

We are obsessed with SVU, and this

is not a happy show. This is quite

the opposite of a happy show. It's Mariska.
It's the power

of Mariska, right?

It's gotta be her, and it's that theme song. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun hit a good one.
Oh, Dick Wolf? Killing it. How rich do you think Dick Wolf is? Okay, I was having this discussion on the podcast that I did previous to this one.
And to me, this is my question. How much money do you fucking really need? More.
Like, if you make a couple million dollars. A couple million dollars.
Why do you need $50 million? And you ain't helping nobody. You ain't doing it.
Why do you need $70 million? Why do you need $100 million? Why? In a person's life. Why do you need a 17-bedroom mansion? Why? Here come all your relatives.
You can't tell nobody that they can't stay with you if you got 17 bedrooms. Biggie said it.
More money, more problems. I only want a couple million dollars, and I can live the rest of my life.
I'm already, you know, there. But I want to be able to do stuff for my family, do stuff for my friends.
I want to be able to buy what I want to buy, go where I want to go, and pay my bills and pay my taxes, if you're listening, IRS. So that's all I want to do.
What else do you need all this money for with the greediest motherfuckers I ever seen? Dick Wolf, 1.2 billion, by the way. Why? Why is he not being kidnapped back in the good old days? You would have kidnapped a motherfucker.
Yeah. Well, if you watch, do it.
If you watch that much for verse 48, you must.

Are you comfortable sharing what you think your perfect murder would be?

If you were to just pick up murder, you must have thought.

I think that I think that anytime you can dissolve the body.

Creepy.

I think that, you know, I don't know.

Ask Scott Peterson.

Oh, yes.

Shout out Modesto.

That motherfucker.

I heard that he was, is he up for parole?

I don't know, but I recently heard.

They shut it down?

Didn't he go golfing after he killed this wife?

You talk about somebody I can't stand, I can't stand.

That's Scott Peterson, you bitch ass.

It was Christmas time, you got pregnant.

Why are you having an affair with Amber?

And he denies the shit to this day.

I can't stand him.

Nuts.

Oh, I haven't seen that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, it's on Netflix now, right?

Yes.

What do you do?

Scott Peterson just put in,

Scott Peterson Netflix?

I'm all over it.

I gotta watch it.

I'll watch it today.

Knowing you, Lunella,

it's gonna be on your welcome page.

It's already going to be there waiting.

Sorry, what were you saying?

Lunell, have you seen this new Mormon Swingers documentary?

Put that one on your list if you haven't.

Mormon Swingers?

Yeah, have you heard about it? Yes. Are they swinging? I mean, I don't doubt it.
First of all. One of them is swinging.
The others are judging her for swinging. It's great TV.
Well, how do you know one from the other? They all dress the fucking same anyway. Is it really swinging or are you just confused? I don't know.
I don't know. They claim to be swinging.
The Mormon swingers. Write that shit down, Melissa.
Is that from Netflix? Yeah, I think so. I'm all over it.
Have we gotten down to Mormons yet? Because from what I can tell, they're pretty nice people who just don't drink Pepsi. Or like black people.
Or like black people. What do you mean? Mormons don't like black people.

Oh, they don't?

No.

I'm done with Mormons.

Me too.

That's it.

Cut them out.

You don't see no interracial marriages in the Mormon community, do you?

Wow.

Wow.

I was going to say I think people confuse Mormons and Amish,

and I'm no longer defending them.

They're done.

Well, there are black Mormons,

but they're fucking weird.

You know?

Now, my boy is having a problem right now.

My boyfriend's sister wives.

Are you into sister wives?

I think Ben is.

Well, I think the whole shit is falling apart.

I've seen some episodes.

I think the whole shit's falling apart right now.

The bitches are tired of each other

I'm tired. Shit.
You know, yeah, I probably could. It it's unlike good idea to me wow that actually the way you phrased it yeah you know you can share the responsibilities yes and all that you just have to be in a trouble with somebody that you're not madly in love with so that the jealousy thing doesn't take you.
I'll be like, this is a good guy.

He makes good money.

He's a lot of fun.

Yeah, I could share him.

But could you perhaps a personal assistant is a good person? That way they can also go get your lawn there, your dry clean.

No, that didn't work out for Arnold Schwarzenegger neither, did it?

I just think I would feel bad if I got rejected by two women in one night and not just

one

that could happen

you know we do gang up

on y'all and then you know we plot

it's like having two fucking kids

they're gonna plot against you

it's a fact how long you been married

I'm not married anymore I was

married for a long time and then

my marriage was complicated I got married

in Vegas let's just start there so

drive through? no but it was a little chapel like 249 you get the videotape wow tell me more were you just in that moment you were so overcome by romance you said we must get married now i fell in love very quickly with a guy who fell in love with me very quickly and we we got married in 90 days. Wow.
Clearly, you do not know everything you need to know about somebody in 90 days. But I think you can.
But clearly, you can. So we had some issues and we separated and all that stuff.
But actually, and I got a divorce about like eight years ago, even though we had been separated. I just went ahead and did something.
But he just passed away about two months ago.

And so, but he was loving my life, and it was lots of fun,

and then it wasn't, and then it was again.

So now I'm just free and single, and I've been sexting all weekend.

That's why I'm so fucking tired.

Do you sext?

Is that a thing?

No, I mean, I had real sex with a real person, not in the DM.

This weekend? Yes. Good for you.
You have a glow about you. I put a picture on Instagram.
You can follow me on Instagram and see who I'm talking about. At Luenelle, at L-U-E-N-E-L-L.
Nobody never sees me with men, so they freak out. So I posted this, and I got like $35,000.
Wow. Now, you're...
She's like, well, let me see. Let me see.
I can't see. You're beautiful.
Is it sexy? Here, can I, I can hold it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it sexy? Show me. Sexy.
It's just my hand on a man's chest. Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah. Gorgeous.
Can you see it? Could you see it for real? I could only see. I could only see a glimpse.
The man is a Clydesdale. I can tell that.
I mean, he's strapping. Good for you, Lou.
Now, why not? We need out of that. We need a fun rendezvous.
I'm just saying, Josh, Josh, maybe text me the photo in case. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaking of sex, should we talk about Shannon Sharp? Do we want to talk about him or no? You know what? Okay, hold on. I'm late to the party.
I just found out about him. Spanky, spanky, some girl in the morning and all this kind of stuff.
I just found out about my girl. I haven't been on my DMs this morning.
I was supposed to get a hotline about that. What was old Shannon up to? Please do share.
Tell us, Ben. Apparently, Shannon Sharp had sex on instagram live and and he came out like the next day and said oh i was hacked and then came out and said actually i wasn't i'm sorry wow and could you see could you see it or only hear it i think apparently like you could it was clapping cheeks like it was you could see it i think so.
I'll read it. How do we do it now? How do we pull it? She's over there.
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I'll read the story. USA Today, after initially claiming he was hacked, Football Hall of Famer Shannon Sharp admitted Wednesday that he inadvertently live streamed audio, only audio, of him having sex to his roughly 3.2 million followers on Instagram.

Wow.

Wow.

Unbelievable.

Good for him, I think.

Ooh, I'm going to do that on my live.

I'm going to turn it on.

I'm going to say, I'm doing an imitation.

Who am I? And I'm going to leave the screen. I'm doing it.
As a straight woman, would it be hard for you to scream out Shannon in the middle of loving it? No, it wouldn't. Shannon! Diane! Shannon! No, it wouldn't be hard.
I could do it. I always like that name anyway like that name Like if I was sleeping with a beautiful girl And I was like Marvin Oh Dan You talk about a pussy Diver dry up quicker than the Desert of Las Vegas Marvin What the fuck are you talking about If There's a girl named Marvin, a man named Shannon.
No, I ain't no girl named Marvin. You're clearly having a homosexual affair.
Well, there are men. Having a homosexual affair behind my back.
Oh my God. I know you're a big Prince fan.
Do you know? I know you have it. I'm Michael.
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
So you've got the Prince tattoo on your hand that was attached to that beautiful Clydesdale of a man all weekend. Say it again for the people in the back.
Do you know the story about, I think David Allen Greer told the story about Prince and someone in the walls of his hotel room. Have you heard this? No.
It's something to the effect of one night, Prince calls down to his security, and it's like two in the morning, and they go, what's going on? And he goes, there's motherfuckers in the walls. And they go, what? He goes, there's motherfuckers in the walls.
Who says this? Prince. Okay.
To his security. They come up.
It's two in the morning, they say Prince is wearing beautiful silk pajamas

and like a silk sleeping hat

and he goes,

there's motherfuckers

in the walls.

They proceed to find out

that a woman had lodged herself

in the walls of his hotel room

to try to get to Prince

and was praying for Prince

through the walls so they actually rip down the wall, pull her out and he goes, I told you, motherfuckers. I mean, David Allen Grant told that story.
I believe so. Yeah.
I can fact check that. That sounds wild and totally possible.
Yes. I'm doing this with the same thing with Elvis.
Right. Going down chimneys and going nuts and doing all kinds of things with Elvis.
Can we, as two Jewish men whose hero is Sacha Baron Cohen, can we ask a couple Borat questions? How did you get involved in that movie? I auditioned just like anything else. No way.
Yep. But I did suck his finger in the audition you did and i got that fucking part and was that improvised yes it was improvised and he was totally grossed out because he's a whole ass germaphobe but i did it when they cast me then i was off to bucharest romania I'm still traumatized Look I tried to watch I tried to watch

Borat about six months ago myself. I'm in the motherfucker, right? And I got about 10 minutes and I thought I can't.
I can't even do it. It's so hilariously uncomfortable.
It's so uncomfortable. It's a masterpiece.
It is. Really? It's a masterpiece.
My favorite song is Throw the Jew Down the Well. Throw the Jew down the well.
What about that shit he sang at the rodeo? They were so Oh honey, listen. I've never done anything like that before and I don't think about I have the nerve to do anything like that like that again total guerrilla filmmaking making we ain't had no permits we ain't asked anybody shit and you can't do a second take when you shoot like that you have to to, like, go to another place and, like,

set up another family for the dinner

and all that kind of stuff.

You know,

these were

successionist white people

who had, like,

Confederate flag

hanging on the house.

They never even had

a black person

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They had black people

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They had black people

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They didn't even look up

and look at me. No! You know, it was traumatic.
It was very crazy, you know, and I was scared. I was nervous.
And our director, who was crazy as well, I was like, I don't want to do it. Because we're in a van.
You know, did you ever see Bowfinger? Was it Bowfinger? Yeah, Steve Martin. Yes, right? Eddie Murphy, right? I remember they were skeeting around shooting content in a van.
Stealing the shots. That was us.
And I've heard that Sasha has a lawyer there ready because he knows that these things he needs to find a escape route. There were 86 arrests or so during the

filming of Morat.

That's what I was told. I'm in it.

You know, don't forget, he

prophetically took a dump in front

of Trump Tower in the middle of the day.

Talking about

ahead of his time.

You know what I mean?

What did you observe about Sasha?

Was there anything like, what was his kind of, I don't know, his special sauce? Well, I'm going to tell you. The one thing I did appreciate about him is like, like he didn't ask you to do more than what he would do.
He wasn't like, let's get this black girl and make her run into the ocean, you know, and stuff like that and make me feel like a fool. Everything that I did, he did something worse.
You know, yeah, I had a milk machine hooked up to my titties. Yeah, you know, I did things.
But he and Ken Davidian ran naked through a conference, you know. Right.
So I couldn't really up that one, you know. And he was always very nice to me, very quiet, very shy-like.
But he doesn't have an embarrassment zone. He will do anything.
Even when him and Ken did the naked running through the conference room thing and him and Ken had to wrestle naked, it wasn't the most appetizing scene to watch. And it was definitely not the most appetizing scene to do.
And then when he finished, you know, he's like, I don't know why I wrote this for myself. I don't know why I wrote this for myself.
And it was just the whole shit is just, you know, the masterpiece of it is that it was so crazy that 25 people can see it and 25 people think different things. Nobody's like, yeah, we saw the same thing.
And what it really was about was the racism and sexism and classism that is exposed. and what people say when they think nobody's watching, which is crazy because there were clearly cameras and everybody signed a release.
Right. So, yes, the drunk guys in the SUV, they signed a release.
People were mad later. I'm going to sue.
Well, boy, it is a fictitious character, honey, so you you can't really sue him and we have a release right here with your signature on it so that's not gonna fly i doubt that your lawyers are gonna beat sasha's and the film company so right i didn't go anywhere either and my favorite my favorite thing is when people find out that borat in fact is jewish like people people don't assume that and don't realize that and don't realize how geniusly self-deprecating. How did the Jewish community feel about, this is great for me and my black ass.
We love that movie. We loved it because we love him and we know that he is, we're huge fans of comedy.
We can laugh, we love laughing at ourselves. Self-deprecating is number one for sure.
Like we're in on the joke. He said the Jews have changed their forms.
They're like little bugs and they're creeping into the house to kill us. Oh my God.
It's unbelievable. It's so, he's so funny and he's only saying things that people would say and by saying it and making it funny it it it sort of moves it away it's just honey and what was it i love we look i remember watching this movie in north hollywood with an audience late night full of jews armenians shout out ken like the true people that would this movie.
I don't think I've heard bigger laughs for a film ever. I mean, the premiere must have been insane.
Oh, God, the premiere. I don't even know if you can Google.
I'm sure you can Google Borat premiere. You know, he had women who were on sunset.
This is that fucking man's Chinese you know, Chinese theater. Yes.
And you know,

they had women pulling the card and pulling,

you know,

they had,

it was just so inappropriate.

It was just,

I love it.

So maybe that's why I was there.

You know,

I'm pretty inappropriate myself,

but it was really something to do.

And I do have feather in my hat because of that.

It was also nominated for Academy Award.

But people don't know, but we all know the Academy is made of stodgy old people and that is why comedies never win Academy Award, which is ridiculous. I was bored.
I should have won. It was a phenomenon.
People were dressed up like him and me for Halloween. Wow.
I never have nobody dressed up like me for Halloween, but they were. You know, it was a tall black, tall white guy dressed like Sasha, short black girl with cowboy hat and stuff.
And they went out, there was pictures. I love it.
If I wouldn't get in trouble, I'd dress like you for Halloween this year. I would love to.
How could you do that? You're going to have to invest in some jewelry. I don't know how.
Lunel is blinged out, my boy. Yeah, you have to get a lot of fake jewelry.
A lot of fake jewelry. And I'll just wear a...
Is that a Jewish piece? It is. Is that right? The hams.
Lunel's rocking the Hamza. Lunel, that is fantastic.

Listen, I got no problem with the Jewish community.

What the fuck?

Clip that.

Lunel has no problem with the Jewish community.

They don't fuck with me and I don't fuck with them.

Oh, well.

We fuck with you.

As representatives of the Jewish WhatsApp.

If you're going to work in Hollywood, honey,

you better get your

ass right with

the Jews.

We are good at it.

Y'all are just kind of running shit around

here.

We could say no, but we would be

lying. So to get ready for

our final segment, we do something

called Speak Pipes.

Speak Pipes? Yes.

Speak Pipes. Oh my God..
Have Shannon Sharp on for that one. We have people call in and ask for advice.
Okay. Real callers? Yeah.
Well, they leave a message. Oh, okay.
So we'll have them. We'll play one or two, and then we'll get to our What Do You Nuts moment of the week.
Here's from Kenzie. Okay.
Hey, good guys. Major Moron here.
Today, I'm looking for a little advice from my best friend who's engaged in a situation that's all wrong. For reference, he's 32.
She's 24. They met on Hinge, and on their first date, he told her he was divorced and that he has a three-year-old daughter.
To find out a few days later, he's only separated. Flash forward seven months of dating and finally his divorce is finalized.
And just weeks later, what does he do? He proposes to my best friend and she says yes. Now he's been lying to the ex-wife the entire time about this.
She doesn't even know she exists. And despite me telling my friend why I feel this is suspicious and wrong, she carries on with the engagement anyways when they move in together.
Finally, now that they're living together, he had the balls to tell the ex-wife that he has a girlfriend and that they moved in together. Lo and behold, she's freaking out just like he said she would because he's been lying to her for the past seven months and brought my friend around his daughter twice.
Yes, you heard that right. Engaged and met the daughter only twice.
Anyways, he's still lying to ex-wife about their situation because he still hasn't even told her that they're engaged. And his mother is okay with lying to the ex-wife as well.
Kind of suspicious if you ask me. Anyways, good guys, what do you think I should do? Should I warn my friend before she makes a mistake? Or is it none of my fucking business? Let me know.
None of your fucking business. Mind your motherfucking business.
Listen. Amen.
Amen. Okay, I'm right.
This is my guy. This is my fucking guy.
Amen. Number one, mind your fucking business.
Because you, you know because you're going to get caught up in some shit. That's why even if I see a guy cheating on one of my friends, I don't say nothing because you can tell them.
Next thing you know, they're back together and they done kicked you to the curb. Mind your fucking business.
Number one. Number two, he don't always fucking ex-wife know explanations about a goddamn goddamn thing a body does with his life.
She too involved with their life. You the ex-wife.
I know you got a kid and we do get very touchy about who you bring our kids around. But, you know, it looks like too late for me.
Girl, you better stay out of that. Stay out of that one and just walk the back and watch the outfall.
Wow. Retweet.
Retweet. That's exactly what I was going to say.
Phenomenal take. And honestly, I've never understood this.
If you're separated, it's the same thing. You're not together.
You can't date when you're separated. That's the equivalent of being broken up.
That's Right.. Okay, but he said he was divorced, but he was not divorced.
He was separated. This guy's a piece of shit.
Then she made the decision to go ahead and fuck with a separated guy. Who was separated, people couldn't always get back together.
Right. And also, he brought his kid around within 90 days, which is bugged out while he's still married to that kid's mother, technically.
And he just, I don't know. I do believe the friend has reason to be suspicious.
The guy is totally sus. But, you know, mind your business, girl.
Sit back and watch this shit. I know she didn't want to see her friend get fucked over, but that's her decision.
Yeah.

So mind your business.

Yes.

We say mind your business.

Mind your business, please.

Mind your business.

Should we get to what are you nuts, Ben?

Yeah, so Lunell, we closed the show with a,

it's called what are you nuts?

People, places, and things gripes with humanity.

You're walking down the street and you're like,

what are you fucking nuts, lady?

That's the idea of the segment. So we can go first.
If you have one, fire away. You guys go first because I have a lot.
So let me just narrow this shit down. OK, go ahead.
OK, my what are you nuts is the pet care industry at large. Wow.

This is a what are you nuts?

Dog lover, dog owner, like love, love the most.

Everybody knows that.

That said, my young pup, nine months old, had a little bit of diarrhea, took him in,

took a stool sample.

Guess how much the stool sample?

And they took blood, stool sample and blood just because he had diarrhea. Guess what my bill was? How much? $800.
$17. $975.
Ouch. What are you nuts? He has diarrhea.
He has diarrhea. He's a small dog.
Give the dog a cracker and he's fine. Give him a banana.
Stuff him up. No problem.
I don't need this. It's crazy.
It's a money grab because we love our pets. But the insurance, it just doesn't make sense.
It's all a crock of shit. I'm out.
Do you know how many dogs go to the vet here in LA because they've overdosed on edibles? Oh, I believe it. Oh, my God.
Our dog has gone three times. It happened to my friend's dad.
And it all happened with me. My daughter was incensed.
Yes. Incensed.
Yeah, that's, yeah. You know, I'm not real big on the, if I say this, this isn't a popular thought, but I'm not real, I'm not real big on the pick up the shit thing.
I mean, when we were growing up and we had no bottle of water, remember? Remember the dog shit in the yard? There's just some shit in the yard. Now, if you have a great Dane, I like, I don't fuck with dogs whose shit is as big as mine.
Hello, I'm scared of that. We have little dog, little poop.
My dog drops a fucking poop on your fucking astroturf. Yes.
And it's like this. Bitch, get over it.
It's going to dissolve. It'll be gone in two days.
Leave me the fuck alone. I'm not taking these well manicured nails.
And the only thing between my hand and a hot steaming pile of dog shit is a zip-like bag. Well, now who's going to throw up the throw up when I fucking barf after doing that? I don't do it.
Sorry. I'll apologize.
Josh, connect me and Lunell after this episode. We are one

in the same. I'm not picking up my dog

shit anymore. You said it first.

I'm saying it second. I'm done.

It's somebody else's problem.

Oh my God, it's my fucking twin.

And third, I'm calling the HOA

because this is unacceptable

and you're both out of the Homeowners Association.

Oh, I hate my HOA. Lunell, it they're picking on me and stop creeping around my fucking house does it have anything to do with the dog shit? no no I don't even have a dog my daughter's a fucking dog wait you're getting this passionate about a figurative dog? I don't have a dog my daughter daughter has a dog.
That is my grandpa. What are you talking about? Fair enough, fair enough.
Okay, what else? Oh, my God. That's so good.
I'm going to tell you something. This is really crazy to me.
So I'm on Melrose and Robertson, okay?

I'm at a red light.

I got my top down.

It's a beautiful day in Los Angeles.

I'm cranking up to Michael Jackson, another part of me,

something like that, beat it, whatever.

But what makes me go, what the fuck,

is when the ethnic people, black and brown people,

are walking across the street,

they'll look where the music's coming from and give you like a thumbs up like, hey, have a nice day. The white people are just on their phone like, you don't fucking hear Michael Jackson.
What the fuck? What is it? Are you ignoring me? Are you so in tune that you don't hear this loud ass Michael Jackson? You're not like you're doing it on purpose. You got to be because who wouldn't look to see where's the Michael Jackson music coming from? You know what I'm saying? I love that.
I would. They're nuts.
It's some people who are not doing it that's fucking nuts. Yes.
I don't get it. I would feel extra white looking at you while you're bumping beat it.
Why? No. It feels like a token white guy who would be like, great music.
I would have done that back to Like, yes, yes. And then I'd laugh like, this is white boy.
Do you like the Delafonics? A little head nod. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't get that. I don't like it.
I'm like, you know, you hear this fucking music. You know, it's Michael Jackson.
He's universal. How can you not be like, how can I not make your day happier? Asshole.
I don't like it. What are you nuts? Asshole.
Well, my what are you nuts is I recently went into Trader Joe's and I don't think anyone does fall season like Trader Joe's. They're putting pumpkin in everything.
Oh, yeah. Perhaps places pumpkin don't belong.
Okay. I don't need soap with pumpkin.

Pumpkin soap?

I don't need it.

I think the enzymes are good for your skin, boo.

Maybe for the face, but the hand soap?

Now I got the pumpkin in my...

I just think we need to find some new fall flavors.

What is it?

It's apples and pumpkin.

Well, we also need a Thanksgiving song because we don't have one.

Yes.

What do you know?

And we go straight from Halloween to Christmas.

That's a what the fuck.

Yes.

Halloween doesn't have... No.
Halloween doesn't have no. Thanksgiving

doesn't have awesome decorations.

They're really just leftover Halloween

decorations. Yes.

Okay. Thanksgiving doesn't have

a song.

Mariah is the queen of Christmas.

Thanksgiving doesn't have a song.

You would think by now, all these artists,

all these artists, nobody want to make

a billion dollars? Make a Thanksgiving

song that cracks, that bumps, and then everybody live happily ever after. We don't have a Thanksgiving song.
What do the Jews sing at Thanksgiving? We go like the pilgrims. Throw the Jew down the well.
I'm telling you. What do we sing at Thanksgiving? We don't sing.
We eat. See, that's what I'm talking about.
You know what the Jews do at Christmas? What? We eat Chinese food and go to the movies. Oh, I heard that.
It's fun. What is that? You could join us for that, too.
Or Atlantic City. If you pull into Atlantic City and look at the blackjack tables on Christmas, it is 100% used.
Okay, yeah, the Chinese food movie thing cracks me up. I have heard about that.
I do go to Cantor's. Okay.
Cute. I do, if I get sick, I do grab me some chicken matzo balls.
I do do that. Lunel.
And I do have a box of matzoah mix at my house to try to make my own matzah ball.

Oh, my God.

And I...

This is an ally.

I also go to the place Green Blacks.

It's gone.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

I did.

It's gone.

It's a travesty.

Yes.

Because I used to get my double eggs there and my pickles and my sandwiches all day because

the comedy store is next door.

I mean, the Laugh Factory is next door. This isn't...
I just have a love with the Jewish men. Jewish men don't like black girls.
Don't put that... Don't perpetrate that rumor.
That's nuts. Not true.
Ain't nobody hollering at me when we're doing that. All I know is Jewish men historically marry their mothers and you remind me a lot of a Jewish mother.
I think that Jewish mothers, I think Jewish mothers, Italian mothers, and black mothers are all sort of the same. They have a similar swag.
Yes. We all hate white Christians.
That's what it is. Ben, take us home.
Wait, Lunell, this is... Sorry, Lunell, before we go, anything you want to plug your amazing new special on Netflix, your residency in Vegas, tell us everything.
Well, first of all, I just want to thank you all for having me here. I had no clue that you I was even on your radar.
I'm very, very excited. I want to tell the people out there and the listening audience, if you want to really put the name of the face to this very deep and sultry voice, you can follow me on Instagram at Lunell at L-U-E-N-E-L-L.
Yes, I'm currently the only female with a continuous comedy residency in Las Vegas. I work at Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy Club every Sunday and Monday night at 930 until the end of time.
We're working right now on trying to get me to be the next black female on late-night television, because late-night TV is like a fucking snowstorm. White man, white man, white man, white man, white man, white man.
There's no diversity. So I want to try to diverse that.
I'm really very excited that Jimmy and David Letterman are both on board with me having that, and so we're working on that. I'm currently on Hacks, the HBO Max show starring Gene Smart.
I love Hacks. We're going into season four and it's an amazing show.
Sidebar, for those of you who watch Hacks, do you know about Hacks? I love Hacks. Okay, did you know that Hannah, the one who plays the writer, did you know that Hannah is the daughter of Lorraine Newman from Saturday Night Live original cast? Amazing.
Did you know that? I did not know. No, fun fact.
I know. Hannah is the best.
So yes, and then also I am on tour, I'm on the road,

you can go to

heylunell.com

see my coming to

a city near yours,

near your home

or whatever

and just follow me

because I'm,

it's too bad

I shut down my OnlyFans

so I can't really

plug that anymore.

It was lit.

Next episode,

we're reopening.

We'll start,

we'll start a new one, Lunell, the three of us. That's the trouble I didn't know I needed.
Lunell, Lunell, to say this has been a pleasure would be an understatement. You're amazing.
Everybody give this episode. Give this episode five stars.
Otherwise, what are you nuts? When I come to New York, you've got to. Yes.
I'll release a reach out. We'll link up.
We'll drink some water. Yes.
Please. We'll drink some water together.
I'll take. We're going to.
We're going to do it. Take me to a traditional New York Jewish deli.
Yes. And I'll also get us a nice, wonderful res.
But yes, we'll definitely hit up a. Please.
Hit up a Katz's or maybe a second half. It's way too much pastrami in those sandwiches.
They got to be kidding. It's way too much pastrami.
Oh my God. What are you nuts? What are you nuts? It's never too much pastrami.
Exactly. I'm just saying.
Okay, I'll see you at Shabbat. I'll see you at Shabbat.
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Lunell, I'll see you at Shabbat.

I'll see you at Shabbat, baby.

Bye.

L'chaim. Ha ha ha ha!