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Speaker 2 Muslims, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast. I'm sitting here with my co-host, Ben Soffern.
I'm sitting here with my co-host, the gorgeous bareleg Josh Peck.

Speaker 2 Dude tell, Josh, God, you're looking so leggy. I've never seen these legs look like this before.
What's going on? You're looking like me. I know.
And it kills me. No, it's unacceptable.

Speaker 2 It's unacceptable. That's Chrissy D's joke.
By the way, Chrissy D, Ledge. Legend in the biz.
Not a good friend. I thought we were.
I won't say that. Definitely not.

Speaker 2 Just an acquaintance that if he wanted to pursue a more formal relationship with me, I would be open. But for me to call him a close personal friend would not be true.

Speaker 2 No, you should not be sending him your best bereavement notices when you think that his father, who's very much alive, has sadly passed. That was so nuts of me.

Speaker 2 Like top five most nuts things things I've ever done. Nuts.
You was I thinking. You thought that his father passed away from an Instagram post and you reached out, which is nice.
I did reach out.

Speaker 2 If you haven't listened to this episode, you should go back. You should honestly listen to all of them.
I'm not even going to tell you what episode it's in. Listen to all of them and find the story.

Speaker 2 But yes, I saw Chrissy D posted something about his father. He did, in my defense, make it seem like his dad had passed.

Speaker 2 So I reached out and I said, I'm so sorry to hear that your father passed, wishing you well. And he said, dude, my dad's alive.
And I was like,

Speaker 2 then what did you say? Oh, no. I don't even remember.
What did I say? Yippee.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Be you.

Speaker 2 Tell me about the shorts. Stop deflecting.
Well, these shorts, Viori, shout out. Love them.
Shout out, Viori. So listen, I wear pants on this podcast because I'm old school showbiz, babe.

Speaker 2 And there should be, just in life in general, but a dress code, okay? The way these people dress. And yes, I know I'm slightly including you in here, but I love you.

Speaker 2 You wear your underwear at Sinai West. Okay.

Speaker 2 Do you see these slippers? These are fantastic. I'll get you a pair if you want.
It's called, the company's called Brunch, and they did a collab at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Speaker 2 My feet have never been cozier. You're a wild kid, and I do support you, and I accept you.

Speaker 2 That's true. Thank you.
I, on the other hand, people say Josh Peck, what do they say? They say Paul Newman. They say old school class.
They say

Speaker 2 the white Sydney Poitier. And

Speaker 2 they do usually say Paul Newman.

Speaker 2 That's what they do. Yeah.
Josh Peck, Paul Newman. Yes, a Jewish icon.
King of salad dressings.

Speaker 2 Newman's own. Newman's own, so good.

Speaker 2 So I was shooting

Speaker 2 one of my signature TikToks earlier today. And I needed some breadsticks.
So I went to a famous Italian eatery that's probably in direct conflict with Applebee's, so I will not be naming them.

Speaker 2 And they definitely don't have a two for 25 deal. No.
And so they have a two for give you diarrhea deal.

Speaker 2 Singer.

Speaker 2 Bang. Boom bang.

Speaker 2 And so I go and I get breadsticks and I'm like, while I'm here, I might as well get a chicken and shrimp carbonara. Sure.
I just want a bite. I just want a taste.
I want a little something.

Speaker 2 I went to yoga this morning. That's how sick I am.
That's how you know you can't fix me. No GLP-1 is going to rewire this fucking hornet's nest in here that goes after a 60-minute hot yoga class.

Speaker 2 I'm going to eat pasta and cream sauce on my drive here. I'm not even worried about the pasta and cream sauce.
I'm specifically worried about the shrimp from this venue that will remain unnamed.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it was those micro mini shrimps, too, that you know was made by Cisco. Oh, man.
Oof, lab-grown. Sound like a lab-grown shrimp.
That's how I like it. Farm race.

Speaker 2 You know, I'm usually an expert driving and eater. I don't drink and drive, but I do eat and drive.
Wait, you're eating a fettuccine alfredo with chicken and shrimp while driving? What are you nuts?

Speaker 2 It's a carbonara, dick. How did you even hold it?

Speaker 2 This is not driving. It's not a Fusili, okay? It's a classy noodle, you fuck.
This is not safe driving. What did you do? Hold the tin with your teeth, one hand on the wheel, and one hand scooping.

Speaker 2 It's insane i drive a car from the head of the doge department okay oh so you were self-driving it was self-driving while i was doing it no i was i i had my knee on and i was

Speaker 2 you're like no i specifically turned off self-driving i wanted to test myself

Speaker 2 how many shrimps i was how many

Speaker 2 how many shrimps can i eat while going 75 apparently not many because i spilled that shit all over my my favorite reigning champ pants of the that are like an athleisure wear but classy and I was like oh god this is beyond repair like this is cream sauce on black pants like I cannot show up to dear media like this

Speaker 2 but I always have gym clothes in the back of my car so here I am lights out I'm sorry I think you're I think you're just far more approachable in shorts and I would recommend you wear them more often you work on those legs and I'm just saying you look like you're ready to have a good time sometimes you show up in pants I'm like what did this guy just get out of a date in court?

Speaker 2 No. Am I ever unapproachable? No, not to me, but I'm just, I'm just saying that you are very approachable right now in these shorts.
Yeah, those caps, those calves are looking great.

Speaker 2 Olivia, you might want to excuse yourself.

Speaker 2 No, those, those calves are through the roof. Those calves clearly are not on a GLP that's slowly eating away at the lean muscle mass.
That is full-blown muscle mass, okay?

Speaker 2 What about those? Those are, we're currently looking at his

Speaker 2 traps, tries, ties, quads, quads, quads. Wow, that's nice.

Speaker 2 I'm just saying, if you're only listening, you're missing out on what is basically OnlyFans. Like, Josh just fully showed us like a little bit.

Speaker 2 Some fans, not only fans, some fans.

Speaker 2 He showed us just like a little bit of his sack. This is just a touch.
This is Remnants of 300.

Speaker 2 My documentary, Remnants of 300. Remnants of 300.

Speaker 2 And it's just a little extra knee skin right around there. Did you see, Josh, that they're casting for the new season of 1,000 pound sisters?

Speaker 2 Where do we sign up? I say you the length. That's so awesome.
Right? I'm just saying, like, I would transition if they let us be 1,000 pound sisters. Yeah, then we're going to need a GLP 1,000

Speaker 2 to take that weight off. When do you think? That would be the role of a lifetime, Josh, to play a 1,000-pound sister.
You're going to need to gain 800 pounds and transition, but you could do it.

Speaker 2 And then the reversal. I mean, it's no different than what's his name in the whale.
No, he, yeah, totally. I'm in.
I'm in. You tell me when and where.
I'm in.

Speaker 2 Tell me a, I know we've, I think we've done this on the pod before, but like.

Speaker 2 Completely, I'm not talking wheels off, like trying to be Brendan Frazier in the whale, but like just you're like, I've had a great, okay, you weigh in at like the lowest you've ever weighed in and you happen to play a full court basketball game at 5 a.m.

Speaker 2 before you have eaten anything for the day. You go, today is a free day.
I'm not going to judge. I'm not going to limit.
I'm not going to be an insane person.

Speaker 2 I don't want to make myself sick, but what does that day look like? Ooh, okay. So it's already an insane day if I'm having a gluttonous breakfast.

Speaker 2 Like if I'm having, if I'm going in IHOP style and I'm grabbing just like syrupy, custardy, deliciousness, it's over for me.

Speaker 2 So if the day is over for me, if that's what you're saying, then, oh, baby, I'm getting a nice kala French toast drenched in syrup. I love that.
So nice and thick. Absolutely fantastic.

Speaker 2 When it's undercooked, it almost creates a custard. I love a chocolate chip pancake, Josh.
I love just like piled high chocolate chips. Again, some butter, a pad of butter, some beautiful syrup.

Speaker 2 The theme here here is syrup, Josh. I love syrup.
I love jelly. I love powdered sugar.
Anything like that, that's what's going in for breakfast. Then for lunch, the thing is, I might be asleep.

Speaker 2 Like that type of breakfast will knock me out, but I'll go in for a pasta. I liked what you said.
Maybe a nice fettuccine. Maybe a nice fettuccine.
I like some hard peas.

Speaker 2 I love a fettuccine with peas. And then at night, I don't know, I'm continuing down this carb train.
I'm going pizza. We're going pasta.

Speaker 2 Get all that protein out of here, unless it's going to be a chicken parm. But for me, it's going to start in the morning with a gluttonous breakfast and it's going to end with an Italian feast.
You?

Speaker 2 Sure. So I wake up and I bang a couple Adderall, right? Because it's like, you know what? I'm like, I deserve it.
But any professional taker of amphetamine has learned to eat through it.

Speaker 2 My good friend Jaime,

Speaker 2 may his memory be a blessing. He said, the thing about speed is, Josh, once you learn you can eat through it, you do it.

Speaker 2 And I said,

Speaker 2 hi, me, there's a lot going on back behind those eyes, isn't there? And he says, you have no idea, brother. That sucks.
It really sucks.

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Speaker 2 I'm telling you folks, otherwise, what are you nuts?

Speaker 2 So then I'm waking up. Okay, what? Let me,

Speaker 2 here's the thing. Like for you, it's French toast.
It's syrup. It's like, that's when you know you've fallen off the rails.
For me, it's a sugary ass drink. Like,

Speaker 2 I'll go to Dunkin' Donuts and bang, like an ice colada, delicious, like whipped cream, 600,700 cal, super caffeinated, super delicious, caramel crunch, macchiato, fucking jerk off thing. Oh my God.

Speaker 2 Like

Speaker 2 128 grams of sugar, one of those situations. A big guy.
Sick.

Speaker 2 You know what's so funny? I never, that never did it for me. I like diet drinks.
I think I just like the artificial taste. I could have, Josh, I could have 12 diet peach snapples in one sitting.
12.

Speaker 6 Yeah, sure.

Speaker 2 Like endless. But the second I get one regular peach snapple in me, I don't want any more.
Same thing with Coke.

Speaker 2 One coke 40 diet cokes what's better for you josh one diet peach 12 diet peach snapples or one regular peach snapple probably the one regular you know they don't pay me the big bucks to think that big i don't

Speaker 2 i but you know what it's 12 more facts 12 more 12 more facts on the cap 12 more facts on the cap i love a snapple fact all right we're your culada 128 grams of sugar 700 million calories that's when you know you've fallen off the rails yeah i'm banging that.

Speaker 2 But here's the real thing. This would make me, Josh, super happy.
I wake up and I have five, six cereals, big boxes.

Speaker 2 And I get a big metal bowl out like you would be, you'd use to make a cake, but I'm using it to feed my big, fat face. Yes.
Yes. And then I take it.

Speaker 2 What kind of spoon are you using? You're using a big spoon. A ladle, my boy.
It's ladle season. Okay.

Speaker 2 Lasing.

Speaker 2 And now I'm smacking, I'm throwing them in there. I'm throwing, and I don't need whole milk.
That's nuts. But I'm doing 2%

Speaker 2 and I'm banging Lucky Charms, Reese's Puffs.

Speaker 2 I'm doing, you know, I don't know, whatever, whatever I feel like, I'm doing some special edition shit where they're doing like tricks, Lucky Charms mix, you know?

Speaker 2 You know that there are people in the world, Josh, who use whole milk and then drink it after? What are you nuts? Cereal, milk in cereal is simply meant to soften the cereal.

Speaker 2 You get a little bit of milk with every bite, but guzzling down two cups of milk after you've had a bowl of rhesus puffs, I'm sorry, that's crazy. You have said that before, but I'm that guy.

Speaker 2 It's crazy. It's skim milk, but, or sometimes I use protein milk.
All right, so by the way, skim and protein milk, fine. Let's harp on the whole milk.
Too much. It's a lot.

Speaker 2 Too much dairy in the morning. Then I want to make my way.
So now I've banged out like literally 15 hundo calories of cereal. Then I'm probably, I want a mid-morning snack.
It's probably donuts.

Speaker 2 Couple donuts,

Speaker 2 get four to six and eat a quarter to a half of both or of all. So now I've had six donuts, but I've really only had about two and a half to three.
That's how, that's my mental calculus.

Speaker 2 Donuts are so good. Donuts are so good.
Asian lunch, I'm talking either like a sushi feast or a Shanghai rice cakes din tai feng soup dumpling type lunch. Bang it out.
I want some high gluten rice.

Speaker 2 Sticky as frick.

Speaker 2 I want to get nuts. I want to black out at Din Tai Feng in the dumpling making station.
I'm swapping out my lunch. I need Chinese.
Give me a general chow's and a million soup dumplings.

Speaker 2 God, that sounds good. Then I'm doing my favorite combo.

Speaker 2 I call it a sober shotgun. It's two ibuprofen, one Tylenol.

Speaker 2 This is a sober speedball and it is fun, fun, fun, fun, right? And that's going to get me through. Then I'm napping.

Speaker 2 And then it's a carbone type Italian dinner and some kind of mint chip lava cake for dinner. I guess I said I wasn't going to go off the rails.
I'm off. I'm far off the rails.
You're off the rails.

Speaker 2 That sounds fantastic. You brought up donuts and it made me think of something, Josh.
The donut to bagel, okay, is like the tortilla to a wrap. Why is it so much easier?

Speaker 2 If I asked you, Josh, I want you to eat 10 plain wraps, you couldn't do it. But if I asked you to eat 50 tostitos, you have no problem.
Sure.

Speaker 2 Similarly, if I asked you to eat 10 donuts, if I asked you to eat 10 bagels, no chance.

Speaker 2 Why? God, that is a good question, Ben. Right? Why? Why?

Speaker 2 I don't know. That's why I asked you.
Why? Yeah, why? Olivia,

Speaker 2 say something.

Speaker 2 Why?

Speaker 2 Produce what y'all like the sand wonders of the world. Why?

Speaker 10 I think it's the density of the caloric density, right?

Speaker 2 I don't know. But chips have got to be more dense calorically than wraps.
They're fresh. I'll take it.
I'll take it the caloric density. That's it.
That sounds good to me. Lighter.
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 I don't know why.

Speaker 2 It's hard to know. It's hard to know.
All right. So give me, give me a Ruby update.
I need a Rube's update.

Speaker 2 My little Ruby. My Russian Ruble.
Okay. Ruby is just so unbelievably gorgeous and fudgy.
The boy is sleeping well, Josh. Last night, he gave us a nine to three.

Speaker 2 How special is that? A nine to three.

Speaker 2 This boy is eating well. That's how you know he's eating well.
He is satiated. He's eating great.

Speaker 2 He's growing great bh he's doing great he loves being outside josh he loves like a nice three-hour stroller walk just the walk to talk it's fantastic it's fantastic just walk and talk and you know take some calls he's great we took him to the beach ruby's first beach he stayed in his duna under the shade slept to the sound of the waves we have this little fan that we kept on him so he stayed nice and cool man this kid is killing it He's loving life and BH.

Speaker 2 He is fantastic so far. Did you put his Tootsies in the sand? I wanted to.
We didn't, though. Too hot.
I'm just too nervous. I don't know.
Maybe give him...

Speaker 2 He's still so fresh. I wanted to put his feet in the ocean.
I wanted him to reconnect with the ocean. Yes.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we got to wait. Maybe

Speaker 2 under

Speaker 2 an umbrella. You couldn't.
I mean, the sand's cool under the umbrella, no?

Speaker 2 I guess we could have. I guess we could have, but we didn't.
Too worried. I got to stop being such a worry wart.
The number,

Speaker 2 I'm so worried. Number one time that I'm worried, Josh, the bath.
Bath time scares the shit out of me. I'm just, even though I'm holding his head, Claude's washing him.
We're doing, it's beautiful.

Speaker 2 It's beautiful. It's great.
I'm just always worried he's going to drown. I'm literally holding his head, but I'm worried he's going to drown.
That's cuckoo. But it is.
It is your first time, Dad.

Speaker 2 No, I'm cuckoo right now, for sure. I'm cuckoo, but he's sleeping great.
He's living life. Bro, Shai fell down the stairs yesterday, okay? It's all going to go away quick.

Speaker 2 No one call the authorities on me. These things happen.

Speaker 2 God forbid. God forbid.

Speaker 2 I go, Shai,

Speaker 2 what did he say, Dad? I don't want any of your Carbonara. Shut up, Shai.

Speaker 2 How dare you? I told him, I said, Shai, don't go up the stairs alone. How many times have I said this? All of a sudden, I just hear, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
He goes, I fell down the stairs.

Speaker 2 It's honestly, is there anything sad?

Speaker 2 It's so sad, but like, then, do they learn? People love to say then they'll never do it again. They learned.
I feel like they'll do it again. Yeah, the second time.

Speaker 2 It was only about three or four stairs. He just kind of rolls down and he like comes out at the bottom.
And then I do my quick neurological scan where I go, look at me in my eyes. And he goes.

Speaker 2 He like scowls at me. And I make sure that none of his pupils are dilated.
And then I start asking him because he's not, you know, he's only, he's not even three yet.

Speaker 2 So I can't be like, you know, what year is it? So I go, who am I? And he goes, Josh.

Speaker 2 I go, who's your teacher? He goes, Miss so-and-so. And I'm like, who's that? And he goes, Max.
And I go, you're fine. You're fine.
Poor boy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, dude. These things happen.
Bro, we've talked about this on the pod, but it also is public knowledge.

Speaker 2 Billy Stamos, John Stamos' son, who's about eight months older than Max when Max was, couldn't have been, I don't know, I don't even think he was one yet.

Speaker 2 Billy, who was like you know only eight months older so a little over one bit Max in the face like bit him in

Speaker 2 the face yeah he's fine these kids and the biting god it's so scary out there like a kid bites my kid God that stinks you don't know where that kid's mouth has been I guess you know where Billy Stamos' mouth has been but in general you don't know where he's wag you you don't know where these mouths have been that's the best chappelle what is that

Speaker 2 what is that is that grease grease on your shirt? Dad, it's duck.

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Speaker 2 Give me a Meyer update. Tell me about that beautiful boy.
Everything is good, man. You know, we're just like, I have three kids.
It's pretty wild. And we're out here living, like truly living.

Speaker 2 My kids are in camp and school and then Meyer's just like chilling. I take my son to basketball camp, college near our house.
It's very official. Very official.

Speaker 2 And yeah, we're just doing the thing. And I don't know, it's interesting.

Speaker 2 I don't know how this will come across. So maybe we'll cut it out.
Maybe we won't. But I think it's interesting, right? Because it's July.
I don't think I told you this, Ben. Don't mean

Speaker 2 Meyer was supposed to be born on July 5th. And then the doctor decided he needed to come a week early.
And it's this, you know, it's really, it's even less regimented because camp hours are weird.

Speaker 2 They go to different camps throughout the summer. It's not like when Max is in school and Shai will be in school.
So everything's kind of set for 10 months, right? Yep. So Paige really needs me.

Speaker 2 And as you know, her and the great Claudia both had major surgeries, can't drive right after. It takes

Speaker 2 some recovery time. It's amazing what women do.
A week before Paige is due to give birth, I got offered the biggest thing I've ever been offered. What the hell?

Speaker 2 And to go do a TV show to go replace someone through December in Canada. And I tell me not, you tell me nothing.
Because I turned it down. Still.

Speaker 2 I had to, right? Olivia? No, no, no, no, no. By the way,

Speaker 2 you have, you have, you had to. You had to.
It's, yeah, no, you had to. And I'm just, I'm just letting you know that because you turned it down, something bigger will come.
Much bigger.

Speaker 2 I'm telling you. Much bigger.
Not in Canada. Oh, in LA.
Bigger than Oi to the World, the second Jewish Hallmark movie. No, I'm getting.

Speaker 2 I did get offered that too, though.

Speaker 2 Well, that you should have taken. Oh, shout out.
I would love to do that. Squeeze me in as an extra.
Just like, let me be the rabbi or something. Can you imagine? It is going to happen.

Speaker 2 Hallmark, we are threading that needle. This is going to work.
And you just keep coming at me. And I'm going to keep coming at you.
And we are going to come together.

Speaker 2 And it's going to be flipping fireworks. Come together.
But, Josh, I am proud of you for turning it down. It must have been very, very difficult to do that.
And honestly, something better will come.

Speaker 2 Everything for a reason. I'm telling you, it's good.
I appreciate you. And I know it was the right move.

Speaker 2 And it, you know, it was hard and it wasn't hard it was it was hard for the old version of me that is so indoctrinated with the style in which i lived my life for so long before i had a wife and kids and then

Speaker 2 the other part of me the moment i said i'm sorry i can't do it i was so relieved and it was it was so interesting because i literally got a call at like thursday night at five o'clock from my agent was out of breath this has never happened he's like this just came in.

Speaker 2 Sorry for the brevity. What do you think? Amazing part.
Huge show through November in Canada. You have to leave Monday.
And I'm like, Paige is giving birth in two weeks.

Speaker 2 He's like, I know they'll let you come home for the birth for a couple of days and then you'll go back and you'll be back and forth through November. And so I was like, I can't, let me ask Paige.

Speaker 2 So I went and talked to Paige and she's great as she always is. She's like, do it.
You might miss the birth because the doctor has already told me I could go anytime in the next two weeks.

Speaker 2 And Canada's not close. And I was like, gotcha.
I won't do it. And that was it.
And I knew she needed me. And of course, the next day they moved up the delivery a week.

Speaker 2 So I definitely couldn't have gone and done it. And yeah.
And you know what? And it made me really think about

Speaker 2 what I want

Speaker 2 because it's. And I know this is champagne problems and I really appreciate it.

Speaker 2 But trust me, like usually like I'm the big offer that's come in is like, do you want to do, you know a a two episode arc on i carly the third reboot shout out um do you want to be do you want to be neville papperman's granddad

Speaker 2 pappy papperman

Speaker 2 they're like oh they're rebooting say by the bell and they need like a new screech i'm like i guess i'm available what how much is it they're doing the life of fleno for peacock digital

Speaker 2 hand to nail him out

Speaker 2 i don't know what to do yeah i really love love cars.

Speaker 2 But do I do Lenamence my friend?

Speaker 2 I love you, Mavis.

Speaker 2 You do that scene of him falling down the hill.

Speaker 2 Can you imagine they put me in age makeup? Oh, just got a crooked bite before my... Oh, shit! Bump, bump, bump, bump.

Speaker 2 So dumb.

Speaker 2 I'm never staying to Hampton Inn again.

Speaker 2 He was at Hampton Inn. So yeah, it makes me wonder about like, I'm always going to choose my family.
And I know that I'm in a uniquely privileged place that we make a nice living from this.

Speaker 2 You and I both have other businesses and whatnot. I'm no longer that typical actor story where my sole income is based on booking something.
And it affords me the opportunity to say no.

Speaker 2 And not to preach too much. You know, I'm like a spiritual person, attract what, like, like the laws of attraction.

Speaker 2 I'm telling you that by you declining something that could have been so big for you and putting out of your head what you need, those things are just going to come.

Speaker 2 Like I'm telling you, it's like such a weird thing, at least with me. For the longest time, the things that I chased and never got when I stopped chasing, they came.
Sure.

Speaker 2 And maybe some people are turning off the pod now because I sound like Jay Shady, but I swear it's a thing. It's like, if you are so focused, it's the same thing.

Speaker 2 It's like, if you're so focused on what's wrong in your life, you're only going to see what's wrong. But if you're so focused on what's great in your life, you're only going to see what's great.

Speaker 2 If you're so focused on what you don't have, you're never going to have it. If you're so focused on what you do have, you're going to have the things that you didn't have.
It's wild.

Speaker 2 So I'm telling you that by declining, you're going to get tenfold back. Yeah.
God, I'm so insightful. You really are insightful.
And sounds good.

Speaker 2 As long as it doesn't, you know, disrupt the podcast, I'm in. But I don't really care.

Speaker 2 This is a traveling pod. Look, this is not if you went to Canada.
You needed me at odd hours. We're good.
Honestly, Canada would be easier. I'm done with PST.
Okay. I want to record in the morning.

Speaker 2 Can we record at 7 a.m.? I'm down. Great.

Speaker 2 Go somewhere on E.T. No problems.
Ooh, that's good. I don't care if it strange your family dynamic.
I need to record at 9 a.m. Just go.

Speaker 2 Should we get to a story? Yes. Please.
Don't stop masturbating. It'll make you depressed and stressed out too.
A new study signs.

Speaker 2 The New York Post and their crack recording, just beat it. A new study seems to confirm what most of us already knew deep down in our throbbing loins.
Sexual pleasure is a boon for body and mind.

Speaker 2 And denying yourself that pleasure in any way is bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
In many ways. Of course, a survey commissioned by the makers of a popular vibrator, what way to bury the lead?

Speaker 2 The magic wand would say that, but the statistics seem to be real, and experts appear to agree with the findings.

Speaker 2 Citing a shift towards sexual wellness with a general understanding that using toys and giving yourself pleasure can have a positive impact.

Speaker 2 Okay, sure, I believe it. I believe it.
Yeah, you,

Speaker 2 yeah, why would you deny yourself for what?

Speaker 2 You shouldn't. You get all horned up.
Go take care of yourself. It's so easy.

Speaker 2 I've never

Speaker 2 my hand has never had a headache. No, kidding is gross.
Gross.

Speaker 2 Ever in the history of us knowing each other. Never.
Yes.

Speaker 2 It's horrible. Oh, man.
I don't know. There's just like something.
There's nothing wrong with it. It's not taboo.
I mean, it's, people say it's taboo. There's nothing wrong with it.
You do you.

Speaker 2 If you're feeling it, do it. Okay.
Do it. But do it for you.

Speaker 2 don't do it for somebody else do it for you and also if you're with a partner this i'll say that's very anti you doing it red flag super red flag come on you're not doing anything wrong there's nothing wrong with it nothing nothing at all that's it if you do it very frequently i would highly recommend trying to stop for maybe a week you'll feel much better yeah like my friend used to do it in the bathroom at work you know that friend friend is

Speaker 2 hi me

Speaker 2 my answer to you would be: stop it! Stop it now!

Speaker 2 I would. I would stop it.
It's very difficult to work while covered in your own cum.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 what's out of the bathroom? Hey, Jimmy, you have the clam chatter again? Oh my god. What did you spill Carbonara on yourself on the way here?

Speaker 2 Call back.

Speaker 2 Yuck.

Speaker 2 Yucky. It's disgusting.
Yuck. Sorry.

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Speaker 2 Well, in the New York Post, serial killer-inspired baby names are trending, revealing how culture can creep into our minds. Expecting parents are taking a stab at it.

Speaker 2 Villains, crooks, and knife-wielding nuts, bad guys of society have quickly become good options for moms and dads as far as baby names go.

Speaker 2 So, currently, there are some pretty significant serial killer names that have come into fashion.

Speaker 2 Names like Anna of Anna delvey or i'm sorry she's just a con artist not a murderer ted bundy is one of the mass murderer names that has become more popular ted i suppose yeah okay look these are full names ted is a normal name anna is a normal name the post you are reaching give me more well they did say that carol of carol baskin the famous animal activist no one was thinking of carol baskin when they named their daughter carol please Please.

Speaker 2 That's it. You like Carol as a name? I don't like it.
This article is a fucking mess.

Speaker 2 I love it. I love it in their mess.
It really, it honestly makes it funnier. Oh, my God.
The New York Post should be ashamed. It's hilarious.
What kind of racket are they running?

Speaker 2 Parents are naming their kids after serial killers. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 Ted and Anna?

Speaker 2 Maybe Ted they named after the bear. Okay.

Speaker 2 Sure.

Speaker 2 And Anna, maybe they named after Wintor.

Speaker 2 Please. Please.
Please.

Speaker 2 Well, I love Red Bull so much I got a barcode tattoo. It even scans at the grocery checkout.

Speaker 2 A Swiss woman is such a fan of Red Bull that she reportedly got the Energy Drink Cans barcode tattooed on her skin, and it amazingly works itself checkout. Pretty sick.
That is really cool. I love it.

Speaker 2 Red Bull should send her. Cans for life.
But then

Speaker 2 what would she need the barcode for, Ben?

Speaker 2 Oh, God, you're so right.

Speaker 2 You're so right. She played herself.
She loves the brand so much that she can't ever get it for free. Otherwise, she'd need to have her tattoo removed.
How do you know if you're trashy?

Speaker 2 You've got a monster barcode.

Speaker 2 By the way, how do you know you're trashy? You have a Red Bull barcode.

Speaker 2 Tell me you're from Bakersfield without telling me you're from Bakersfield. Damn it, Josh.
Now all our Bakersfield fans have left. No, they love us.
I agree. The Inland Empire loves us.
Temecula.

Speaker 2 I agree. They love.
We should do a

Speaker 2 podcast on Temecula. Yeah, we should do a podcast tour of the Central Coast.
Okay. I'm talking Stockton.
I'm talking Fresno. I'm in.
You tell me when and where.

Speaker 2 Let's do a podcast tour of the worst cities in America. We're starting in Dayton.
I'm so down. Thank you.

Speaker 2 We would just need to make sure that there are actual fans there.

Speaker 2 But I'm down. The worst cities in America.
And we have to go to their local Denny's to try not to get shot. And it'll be a city in every state.
So we're not like, we're not picking on.

Speaker 2 Every state has a city that just, and maybe we donate some money to that city to make it better. I love that, Josh.
It's great. We can donate all the proceeds.
So we make no money from the tour.

Speaker 2 We visit the worst cities in America and make no money. What a miss.

Speaker 2 Sign up.

Speaker 2 Get a sign up for HGTV.

Speaker 2 They would for one season, then we'd be axed.

Speaker 2 It's my trend.

Speaker 2 We need a home reno show. That's the dream, Josh.
Okay, these freaking, what are they, what are the brothers called? What are their names? The property brothers. God, what a dream.

Speaker 2 You show up, get a check, buy some crap house, throw in a couple of shekel, show the people, here's your new home. They're so happy.

Speaker 2 They're always so happy because what you showed them before was a dump, Josh. It was a dump.
It's the opposite of being catfished. It's the opposite.

Speaker 2 Imagine if, imagine if the premise of catfish was was that you think you're meeting the ugly person. That's who you think you're meeting, but then you've, you get the 10 out of 10.
Love it.

Speaker 2 Wow, that's two good shows. I'm just saying.
If only TV weren't dead. Yeah, he's dead.
What a shame. What a shame.
You know what isn't dead, Josh? I had an amazing, amazing meal today.

Speaker 2 I just want to tell you about it. Do you have a best bite of the week? Sure, go for it.
Maybe we do best bites. Okay.
My best bite of the week.

Speaker 2 Popeyes, Josh, just came out on Uber Eats with their chicken dippers with a signature sauce. This sauce, holy smokes, it will literally knock your socks off.
A true 10 out of 10. You got to try it.

Speaker 2 Outrageous. And until July 20th, they're running a BOGO so you can get one for you and one for Max.
I'm just saying. Say less, fam.
I have been a Popeyes fan since forever. It is the king of chickens.

Speaker 2 More than churches, more than KFC. But this sauce, Josh, let me tell you, I wouldn't be surprised if this sauce, you know, they have the Chick-fil-A sauce and now it's bottled.

Speaker 2 If they bottled this Popeyes signature sauce,

Speaker 2 it is outrageous. So good.
It's a little bit smoky. It's got a little bit of that heat.
I like a little heat in sauce. My number one sauce.
Ooh, this is fun. My number one sauce, spicy mayonnaise.

Speaker 2 Your favorite sauce?

Speaker 2 If you had to make one. Spicy mayonnaise, huh? Yeah.
Are you the kind of guy that orders an extra side of spicy mayo with sushi? Of course I am. Of course, I'm also a guy.

Speaker 2 I'm a guy that if my sushi comes and they forgot my spicy mayonnaise, I'm throwing a fit and then I'm making my own.

Speaker 2 And let me tell you, folks, if you, spicy mayonnaise couldn't be easier to make okay mayo sriracha and then a drop of sesame oil that's what you're forgetting you're just doing mayo and sriracha and you're like why doesn't this taste like what i want it to taste like the sesame oil you're wild kid that's true that tracks fact that's a fact that tracks with underwear at sinai west there's also josh for a burger okay russian dressing add in a little bit of sesame oil and a little sriracha next time you make a spicy russian

Speaker 2 i believe you i believe you hey you have a favorite sauce and then i want sauce

Speaker 2 i like a ponzu that's your favorite sauce what do you want me to strogan off what are you putting what else are you putting ponzu on besides sushi

Speaker 2 what are you putting spicy mayo on besides sushi a turkey sandwich a chicken sandwich an asian inspired you're getting that kick of sesame oil yes trust me try it when you get home you'll never go back this is this is the king sauce.

Speaker 2 You can use it across anything. You can't put honey mustard on your sushi.
I guess you could. That's called having a bad day.

Speaker 2 That's it.

Speaker 2 That's like you're buying it, getting a spicy tuner and putting kens on it. That's like

Speaker 2 the electric chair. I found out Paige cheated on me.

Speaker 2 Give me the kens.

Speaker 2 I bring a bottle of kens into a hillstone and

Speaker 2 lathering.

Speaker 2 Oh my God. Give me the Osaka style and you just drown it.
Look at me. Look at the.
I mean, if you looked at my body right now, you'd be like, is that Glenn Powell?

Speaker 2 Is that a Yiddisha Glenn Powell? A Yiddisha Glenn Powell.

Speaker 2 I see it for sure. I see it.
Thank you. No one else does.
Okay. Do you want to get to a speakpipe? Yes.
If you want to ask us a question, get some advice, go to speakpipe.com slash good guys.

Speaker 2 Keep it brief. brief, brevity is key.
We don't want to hear your what are you nutses. I know people give me crap because they're like, but you play some what are you nutses?

Speaker 2 You have no idea how many bad

Speaker 2 what are you nutses I have to sift through to find like a one singular.

Speaker 2 You don't, I would tell you, we get anywhere from 50 to 100 speak pipes a week. If we play

Speaker 2 five in a week, maybe two or three per episode, those are the best of a hundred.

Speaker 2 Of a hundred thousand.

Speaker 2 Yeah. We get like two and a half million speak pipes a week just from overseas.
Oh, and we play five of them. Yeah.
And 99% are drek. Oh my God.
This one person, I don't want to pick on her.

Speaker 2 She leaves one every week and it sounds like this.

Speaker 2 I'm a big fan of the shh toaster.

Speaker 2 I'm like, hun, close close the window in your car

Speaker 2 when you're leaving us a speak pipe. The audio quality is garbage.

Speaker 2 No good. This one kid, another,

Speaker 2 don't get me started.

Speaker 2 This other loser

Speaker 2 leaves me a speak pipe once a month. He's like, I miss your old podcast that you had with your friend Joe.
I'm like, babe, it's been three years. Joe wanted to end the podcast, and I'm glad he did.

Speaker 2 He went and did his with Ilya, and I'm doing mine with Ben, and we are all flourishing. Get over it.
Get over it, dude. What are you bringing up an ex for? I don't do that to you.

Speaker 2 I don't come to your house and tell your wife about your ex-girlfriend. Like hey, she misses you.
Who gives a shit? Who gives a rat's ass? That's right. Jimmy? Who gives a rat's ass, Ted Bundy?

Speaker 2 I don't get it. I do not get it.
Anyway, this first one is from Tara.

Speaker 11 Six-year-old daughter and I have recently jumped on the laboo boo craze and started collecting and it took me right back to trying to get rare beanie babies with my mom when I was her age.

Speaker 11 It just made me wonder what your take is on the labooboo craze, and have you guys ever bought into the hype of anything like that? Also, congrats on both of your babies. Love you guys.

Speaker 2 I have no idea what a laboo boo is, so. You have no idea? Tell me about a laboo boo.
I don't know what a laboo boo is. It sounds like I stopped my toe and I got a laboo boo.

Speaker 2 Olivia, you know, right?

Speaker 10 Yes, a laboo boo is the beanie baby comparison is a great one, but it's basically like a keychain of this little doll that looks kind of like a bunny with a big head and then the face.

Speaker 10 It has like sharp teeth, but they're smiling. I don't know.
It's, I guess, more Furby adjacent, but they're keychains and they all come in these little cardboard boxes.

Speaker 10 So the excitement behind it is like you don't know what you're going to get. And then you open it and ah, which one I get? I don't have any, but that's it.

Speaker 2 So it's trading cards meets beanie babies. That's a laboo boo?

Speaker 2 No, I mean, it's really just it's a vinyl doll so it's kind of like a hard-ish doll it's about the size of my hand and it became popular I think Rihanna so really so really small right

Speaker 2 shut up

Speaker 2 but my hands are wide look at that

Speaker 2 it covers almost my whole face so the laboo is about five by five that's it

Speaker 2 the labo boo is the size of a pack of cards

Speaker 2 And I think it became popular because Rihanna had one that she was like attaching to her purse. It became like on, you would attach it to your belt or your like, you know, really expensive bag.

Speaker 2 And now they've become like a craze. Like they're selling on the black market for hundreds of dollars.
It's people are waiting in line all night.

Speaker 2 I got to get in the labuboo train. Oh, Laboo.
I got to get in. My boy Luca.
It's all over Laboo Boos. And if you get a fake one, it's a lafoofu.
Ooh, very nice.

Speaker 2 Okay. All right.
Well, apparently, Ben is not interested.

Speaker 2 I'm interested. I'm going to go and buy all the labooboos.
I just was unaware. I was unaware.
Next one from Trav.

Speaker 12 What's up, good guys? Hopefully everybody's doing well. Congratulations on all the baby making.
Brevity is key. I've let my homeboy borrow $20 and I sent it on Cash App, right?

Speaker 12 But then that man sent it back. a week later on like Apple Pay or whatever.
What do you know? It's like literally just send money back on the same app that you sent.

Speaker 12 I'm sorry, because now it's like, you need to set up Apple Cash. Blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like, dude, there's just a $20 bill floating in the air, bro. Love you guys.
Stay safe.

Speaker 2 Love you too. At first, I was going to say, what are you nuts? But now I'm thinking to send back a 20 on something that you don't have is terrible.
Never loan that person money again.

Speaker 2 Okay, that said, if somebody Venmos you and then you PayPal them, but if you have both both things, I think it's no problem. I don't know.

Speaker 2 But if you have to download an app to retrieve this 20, no good. So true.
So true. Yeah,

Speaker 2 you can't use a difference. Just send it back.
Why do you have to make it? So when people say certain things, when people go Zelle, I go, we're not going to be, we're not compatible.

Speaker 2 It's not going to happen for us. I also want to say, Josh, and if you think that this is insensitive, you may lift it.
But if your friend needs a 20, let him keep it.

Speaker 2 Like, I don't know what the financial situation is of the guy, but if he needs, if he needs to borrow $20,

Speaker 2 let him keep it. I mean, I think people, it depends.
He sounds young, right? Like at our age, yes. Like, here's 20 bucks.
I don't expect it back. But

Speaker 2 if you need 20, I guess I'm thinking of it in. in probably the wrong way.
Maybe they were out. He covered him 20 bucks for like a bar cover charge or something and he then moted him 20.

Speaker 2 Or did he need the 20? My mind immediately went to this guy needs $20.

Speaker 2 He doesn't have 20. So let him keep the 20.
But maybe it's not that. But is there, is your brain better than mine?

Speaker 2 Because there's this great Mike Berbiglia joke where he says, there's two types of people in relationships, people who keep score and people who are losing.

Speaker 2 And I'm that way where it's like, I don't want the money back, but if enough of those instances happen where I don't feel like the scales are even, I will get resentful. Totally.

Speaker 2 And you don't have to pay it back with money, but like, if I've loaned you a couple times, I need to feel somehow that you're aware of it and not just taking it for granted.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, we all have, I think we all have that friend or have had that friend at one point or another that is a real mooch.

Speaker 2 Like supreme mooch, but you love him so much. But at some point when push comes to shove, they got to give you back in some way.
It doesn't have to be money. It can be

Speaker 2 a nice gesture or yeah there are people who take and there are people who give and as givers josh we're always going to be susceptible to the takers

Speaker 2 givers we are give we are we just give we absolutely just give you got a what are you nuts my what do you nuts was me eating while driving and spilling carbonara on my black pants my athleisure reigning champants that is definitely a woody and nuts total That is a big time woody nuts.

Speaker 2 My what do you nuts? My what do you nuts, Josh, is

Speaker 2 this is a sad story you ready for this i'm ready okay so we're in the hamptons i go to i'm not going to name the bagel place but it's a very popular bagel place here there's literally one bagel ball so if you so if you know no so if you know you'll you'll know the bagel place i'm talking about i go in i wait in line you know josh i don't wait in line i do not wait in line this man but i did

Speaker 2 sure but i did normally i leave i did i waited 45 minutes because i was shopping for a bunch of people getting a bunch of bagels. It was a just a Sunday spread and I didn't want to abandon it.

Speaker 2 I wanted the bagels. It's the only game in town.
45 minutes. I get up to the counter.
I order everything bagel. Locks, cream cheese, onions,

Speaker 2 scallion cream cheese, not regular. Onions, my bagel order.
Takes another 10 minutes for them to prepare it. Check out.
I got like $200 worth of stuff. Again, for a lot of people.

Speaker 2 I get back to the house. I undo all of the stuff.
Give everybody their bagels. Open my bagel.
Josh. They forgot the locks.
What are you, nuts?

Speaker 2 I ordered a bagel, locks, scallion, cream cheese, and onions. And I got a bagel, scallion, cream cheese, and onions.

Speaker 2 Do you understand, Josh, the trust issues, the trust issues that have now, I'll never, I'll never be able to order a bagel again. I have to search the bagel before I leave the establishment.

Speaker 2 Yeah, what are you, the TSA? And what am I going to do? I'm going to call the bagel place and say, hey, you've left out the locks, send it along, or hey, I want my $15 back. No, I say nothing.

Speaker 2 I say nothing. Now they're lucky that I ordered pre-packaged locks on the side.
So I was able to rectify and make my own sandwich. That said, what are you nuts?

Speaker 2 Imagine, Josh, you order a chicken salad sandwich and they don't put in the chicken salad. You order a turkey sandwich and they don't put in the turkey.
This is the main event.

Speaker 2 How do you forget the main event? Yeah, man. And I don't know why, but I do judge these people.
And I always feel like a nerd doing it when I check the order.

Speaker 2 Cause I'm always like, I look at the people that do that. And no matter what in my head, I go like, checking ass caring about that order and shit.

Speaker 2 I look at people going, look at, look at that loser caring about that. He got all his things.
Don't miss a condiment. No, and you need it.
I know. It's good.
You should be checking it, but I judge.

Speaker 2 It's funny, Josh, by the way. Even if I checked, it's not funny.
If I checked, I still wouldn't have known. It said locks on the outside.
Yeah, what are you going to split it open?

Speaker 2 That's what I'm saying. I have to split open every bagel.
You go through the butcher's, the butcher's paper. What are you nuts? Terrible inconvenience.
Folks, you know what else is nuts?

Speaker 2 Not giving this episode five stars. So true.
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