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Ben, how you doing?

I'm great, Josh.

I'm excellent.

We're both wearing just different shades of green.

I'm feeling very green.

I'm wearing my green glasses because I'm still out of contacts, but I think that my prescription was actually delivered today.

So my next time that we record, I'll be back to contacts.

I have green eyes.

I'm feeling very green.

This isn't a world in which you should be waiting on contacts for over two weeks.

This frustrates me for you, Ben.

It frustrates me.

Especially because they were originally delivered to the wrong address.

They then went, corrected it, and then I got back tracking and and they're like five to seven business days.

I'm like, what are you nuts?

Like, I need to see.

I need to see.

What if I didn't have these glasses, Josh?

What would they have done then?

Do we have a sponsorship?

I'm talking lens crafters.

I'm talking 1-800 contacts.

We don't.

We don't.

I actually get my contacts through Warby Parker.

How crazy is that?

I get them through them.

I got my eye exam there.

I got my lenses.

I got my.

contacts.

I got everything all in one place.

And now when I press reorder, I do it through Warby Parker.

They're probably charging me an upcharge.

I should just be going straight to 1-800 contacts or to Costco.

Costco.

God.

That's apparently where you get your contacts.

On my 55th birthday, I'm getting a hearing test at Costco, whether they like it or not.

100%.

They do everything.

They're hearing aids.

They do contacts.

They do whole ham.

They do 45 croissants for 25 cents a croissant.

Costco is it, Josh.

Costco's it.

Listen, you're preaching to the choir here.

I've been pro-Costco from Jumpstreet and I just like, did you know the thing about Costco is they have strategically made it so that the high-ticket items, all the electronics, the plasmas, the washing machines, boom, they're right at the entrance.

Then

they put all the things that people are going to need, paper towel, rotisserie chickens for $1.35.

I don't know how they do that.

All the things that you want back of the store.

So then you got to travel.

You got to start looking.

the best.

It's genius, they are absolutely genius.

You can also sometimes walk in, Josh, and smack right in front of you a gold automark.

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me that they can get gold automarks, they can get gold Rolexes?

You can't even go to the store and get it, but Costco has it.

They have gold,

they have gold bars.

You can buy gold bars there, can't return it.

Can you really?

It's really a few things you can't return.

Yeah, you can buy pure silver.

You can buy uranium at Costco.

I bought anthrax at Costco.

Yeah, dude.

It's so good.

I drove by at Costco yesterday.

Josh, you know where I went yesterday?

Where?

You're going to be excited.

I went to Woodbury Commons yesterday.

Hell yeah, outlet.

Woodbury Commons is the outlet of New York.

We're talking everything from Dior to Todds to theory.

I'm literally head to toe, Josh.

You haven't commented on my gorgeous shirt yet, but I am wearing a gorgeous knit shirt and I'm wearing new, beautiful khakis that don't really feel like khakis because they're that stretchy theory that I love.

I'm wearing head-to-toe theory outlet, Josh.

I killed it at the outlet yesterday.

Is there a better feeling than killing it at the outlet?

No, there's no better feeling, but you do look like you work in tech.

No, I do.

You do.

It's bad.

You handsome.

So that's why you haven't commented.

You hate it.

No, I don't at all.

You look really handsome and svelte, but

you look like you've dressed a little bit older older than you are.

Does that make sense?

It does.

It does.

It's gentlemanly.

I'm old money.

Today I'm old money.

Yes.

It's really the glasses.

It's the whole thing.

Your Nantucket, you're

Secret Society at Yale.

Do you feel better, Josh, if I tell you that I got it from 220 to 80?

Love.

Perfect.

I got

five items at theory.

Sorry.

I got 10 items at Theory, Josh, yesterday for $500.

10 items.

That's That's it.

Yesterday.

I went to Todd's.

I got two gorgeous pairs of loafers, which I'll send you.

Two gorgeous, two for 500.

These are nearly 600 apiece.

Claudia went to Prada, spent six grand.

Oh my God.

She bought actually eight bags of Prada yesterday.

And she did well, but like they renamed the square after her.

They were chanting her name as she left Prada.

That's a lot.

The problem with the outlets is that you have to deal with the gremlins.

And there are gremlins.

There are sewer people that come out and they climb out of the sewers at your local outlet and they're on the hunt because you know they're all resellers.

They're sick.

Yes, they're absolutely sick.

And there are lines, Josh, for the premium stores, only Vuitton, a Gucci.

You have to wait in line.

And this line, like the people on that line, they're angry.

They have a specific amount of time that they can spend on each store.

They have a schedule.

And if they don't get in store in time, they're not going to be able to hit all the stores that they wanted to before it closes.

Outlets are a dangerous game.

Dangerous.

In LA, we have right on the outskirts of Los Angeles in a beautiful little enclave called Cabazon.

We've got the Cabazon outlets and we have a little place called Marongo Indian Casino.

And let me tell you,

it can make for quite the weekend.

It is gorgeous.

18 and over, casino.

She can really get after it at a young, young age, develop a really horrible habit.

And then you hit the outlets with all the money you lost.

It's hysterical.

What a pairing.

Honestly, the problem with having a casino so close to the outlet is even if you lost, you're there, you know, it's a deal.

So you dig yourself in an even bigger hole.

You lost 10 grand at the casino, 10 grand at the outlets wow tell me

your dream 48 hours in vegas

okay wow i love this question first of all we are taking a 12 o'clock flight okay we're getting there at three i slept the night before i'm energized i'm arriving not too late not too early it's perfect We're going, we're checking in.

I'm getting a gorgeous meal.

I don't know where I'm going necessarily.

I could go to Peter Luger's, which you know they have now.

I could go to Carbone, which they have now, but I'm going for a nice festive meal.

Then I'm hitting the tables, okay?

We're hitting the tables.

We're winning,

let's say this is a perfect night.

We're winning 10 grand.

We're taking that 10 grand, Josh, and we're going to excess.

Unbelievable club.

We're getting a $10,000 table at Alesso.

Me and you, baby.

No drugs, no nothing, just high on life.

And Red Bull fist pumping.

We're fist pumping.

We're fist pumping.

We're ready.

We're singing, calling.

they have a good guy sign they're up and down me and you're there

yeah we're there we're there they're partying okay we're partying then josh we leave we go back to the casino we're there we're smoking a ton of cigarettes yeah we probably lose five grand but we wanted to lose it we wanted to feel something we lost five grand and i still tip the croupier i said this one's for you we're thrilled about it it we wake up in the morning we're dying for something right you'd go for an egg and cheese but you're in vegas josh we can go to sedelles we're going to sedal's in the morning we're then going back to the tables we're going to try and win back some money that we lost the night before hopefully we do it even if we don't we're still getting a table at marquee day club me and you were going in there we're doing it again except now it's outdoors we're seeing tiesto we still have the bottles they still have the good guy signs we're going crazy and then we hop on a red eye and we go home and at the day party, I got a snorkel on and a mask.

I'm swimming through the water, looking at everybody's behind.

Sorry, that was just my head.

What's my perfect day, Josh?

You tell me, what is your perfect rendezvous down to Vegas?

Exactly what you said, except, and also, 12 hours in, I break my sobriety.

I start pounding vodka cranberries.

I find a really nice guy from an undisclosed Eastern European country.

He's got blowsy.

We start ripping bumps.

I'm going out of my mind.

You're like, I quit the podcast.

I'm like, I won't let you quit.

And then we go to Deja Vu, which is a gentleman's club.

Excuse me.

I move in there because Speech leads me.

And I'm now a a resident.

Yes.

By the residents.

We need Vegas.

We need Vegas.

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You know my favorite deja vu, or not my favorite, my favorite deja vu story, right?

I don't think so.

Tell me.

I was 21.

No, I was I even 21?

No.

I was 20 years old with a friend who had some money.

at Deja Vu nightclub.

And I'm, there's three of us there.

I'm with the friend with the the money the friend with the money disappears i'm 20 years old i'm not sober yet but i'm still josh so when people come by and say would you like a dance honey i go i'm just looking thank you

so i'm over to the side like wondering if my ancestors are proud of me like just in a dark space And I will never forget, it's like, I don't know, we've been there now an hour and a half, two hours.

and a girl comes out and says, hey,

get your buddy out of here.

And I was like, huh?

My friend with money had dropped $7,500

in the private dance room.

And

some sweet Mother Teresa dancer was like, listen, you guys are young kids and your friend is clearly in over his head.

I would suggest you get him out of here before he loses all his money.

And I did.

What a queen.

And now you're married to her.

It's Paige.

You know what?

Paige had really humble beginnings.

And look how far she's gotten.

Paige was the original Lenora.

Look at her now.

What does Paige think of a strip club?

I don't think she's ever been, but I think she would get a kick out of it.

She had a bacherette party for her in Vegas.

with all her friends and family and cousins.

And she said they didn't get a stripper, but I find that hard to believe.

but she was the one who wilded out but I don't know I think she would do great at a strip club I think she would think it's hilarious she hasn't been in quite some time back in the day Claudia loved a strip club yeah she just found she just found it like an arcade like there's just something so like mesmerizing about the entire experience she loved it I think that now as an expecting mother, she might like it less.

It might be sad.

Now, when you see like the woman eight months pregnant on the pole, you're, you're a little bit more upset at the situation than just like giving her money.

I have, honestly, it's not a story, but I've seen a pregnant stripper before.

You can't unload money faster than on a pregnant stripper.

Wow.

What an angle.

You're just dumping money because you know it's going to the right place.

It has to.

You're dumping money.

You're not giving ones.

You're giving 50s because you're just hoping.

and praying that you're giving that little guy or girl a better money.

Yeah.

Look, if I see a C-section scar, I'm going from fives to tens.

Yeah, have to.

You must cut that out.

Oh, my God.

That is

what an angle.

I've heard that the greatest strip clubs are in Atlanta and that they have good food, but like Magic City, I think that's the name of it.

I think like I've heard rappers rap about Magic City, but supposedly Atlanta, they are beyond.

I mean, the greatest strip club that I've ever been to is 11.

Have you been to 11?

No.

11 in Miami is the 24-hour strip club.

This is like you go out for a night at Live or somewhere, and then you go to 11.

Everybody goes to 11.

Did you see?

I sent you the video.

Did you see Eric Adams on

Andrew Santino?

Andrew Santino.

Andrew Schultz's podcast.

So that's the strip club that he says we need to build in New York.

Is he nuts?

Is he nuts?

He got.

listen, he got his charges dropped.

He don't give a

for anybody who hasn't watched Eric Adams on Andrew Schultz at a minimum.

Google the clips.

Your jaw is going to drop.

These are real.

Andrew Schultz asks, What does he ask him?

He says,

Where are the hottest girls in the tri-state area?

And Adams says something like, I love all the shodies.

And then, without anybody pushing further, he just says, says, you know what, we really need New York and 11.

That's awesome.

What are you like, you know what, we really need in New York?

A moonlight bunny ranch.

I wouldn't put it past him.

He's nuts.

I had no clue he was so nuts.

And he was a little nuts.

He's nuts.

Here we are.

New York's getting safer.

It's getting brighter.

It's getting better.

Maybe you're Team Adams.

By the way, if it's Team Adams and Team de Blasio, I'm giving him the money to open 11.

Right.

Like anybody but Bill, anybody but the criminal.

I'm all in on Adams.

I'm good.

I don't know who's now running.

I know other people are running.

This city is tough.

And you're right.

Crime has been down.

The streets are better.

New York.

New York is flourishing under Adams because all shawties should be treated.

Yes.

Now that is awesome.

All shawties are great, regardless of who they are and what they look like.

Yes.

Liberate the shawties.

I can't even say shouties.

Like, how do I say shouties?

Shorties?

What's up?

What's up, shouty?

That's some real deep south shit.

That's like some real Southern rapper.

Like, I'm out here with my shouting.

I'm going to get me a motherfucking conch fritter and I'm out here with my shout.

You know, that's how we do it in motherfucking Tampa.

Like,

do I love me a Southern rapper?

You have no idea.

Do Do I have a soft spot for Southern rapper?

One of your better impressions is Southern rapper.

I didn't know.

One of your better impressions.

Oh, I'll go full trick, Daddy.

So good.

I should have been a Southern rapper in my day.

In my day.

Or like Paul Wall.

Paul Wall.

Grill.

Paul Wall.

Paul Wow, shouting.

We got to get Eric Adams and Karen Bass in the ring.

Just have them go at it.

Just, what would you pay to watch one quick punch to the jaw?

Either way, I'd love to see somebody get knocked out.

Fine, I'm rooting for Adams.

I do want to quote the great Ian Edwards.

I don't want to give away his bit, but he's a brilliant comedian and he has such a funny bit about Karen Bass and the fires.

And he did say one, one little piece I'll give away: he goes, Didn't we run the world by Zoom in 2020?

He's like, She was in Ghana, but she ain't a firefighter.

Couldn't she just be like, put it out?

What are you going to say?

Totally.

Totally.

So good.

It's a brilliant bit.

It's much longer than that.

I don't want to give it away, but he's so, so funny.

How is, as a person on the ground, how has L.A.

recovered since the fires?

I haven't heard much.

Are we rebuilding?

Are people feeling better?

I would imagine if these tariffs stay, it's going to get a lot harder because concrete's going to be expensive.

We're not going to get all that Chinese steel we were hoping for.

But I'll tell you this, I can't go near it.

I won't even, I won't drive up to Malibu or the Palisades.

Not that I'm there a lot, but I think it would be too painful to see.

I've heard the National Guard is still there because there's still like fear of looting and just.

you know, just wild, evil shit that people do when there's a terrible sort of tragic moment like that.

But yeah, I mean, they're rebuilding.

People are like either getting rid of their plots of land or they're trying to figure out a plan to rebuild.

Isn't it just crazy, though, how the world and media works where all that we could talk about, all that we could talk about were these fires and the aftermath.

And now we've moved on to something else.

Like when we're not there, like in New York, I don't think about the fires, but they were absolutely devastating not too long ago.

But the news cycle goes on.

It goes on.

And then you're like, you know, did.

Did anybody, did anything ever get better?

And we don't check back in.

We don't check back in, Josh.

There's no feedback loop.

We hear it on one side, and we don't ever check back in on the other.

It's not right.

What are we focusing on in the news right now?

I mean,

who cares about anything?

We're focusing on shouties.

That's what we're focusing on right now.

It's shouties and tariffs.

Shouties, tariffs on the shouties.

Yeah, I wish the tariffs were a little more shouty.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, there's a shouty tariff.

You sound like I'm saying Saudi.

I know.

It sounds like Saudi.

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So, you had quite the weekend in Connecticut, I heard.

I did.

You're already dressing more waspy.

I did.

No, this was theory.

This was also Jay Shadding.

I needed to dress up for him.

He's so handsome.

He's so handsome.

What is he not in person?

Is he a squeak or is he a tall king?

He's

your height.

No, he's a little shorter.

Ew, I hate the way you just said that.

I'm a fucking tall king.

I'm like an inch shorter than you, you jerk.

He's your height.

He's also significantly shorter than you.

I would say that he's not a squeak.

He's probably 5'10.

He's probably 5'9.

He's probably 5'9.

Good.

That means the universe

is balanced.

If he was 6'1, it wouldn't be fair.

No, no, he's 5'9.

And when I tell you, the man dressed to perfection.

He looked at it.

Perfection.

He was wearing, you only saw, you saw, he had like a matching camel pant to a matching camel coat over his tucked-in long sleeve.

This man should be on the cover of Vogue.

I've never seen anything like it.

And I'm staring into his eyes and I'm like, I'm straight.

I'm straight.

I'm straight.

I'm straight.

I didn't get close enough.

I bet he smells the inside of a drawer.

You know,

no,

I don't know.

Look, I mean,

he smells like wood and pipe tobacco.

Yes.

You know what I mean?

Wood.

Yes.

Yes.

He smelled definitely

fine.

This man, Josh, was

amazing.

He was amazing.

He was thoughtful.

He was nice.

He was charming.

He was handsome.

He was the total package.

Total package.

Yes, that's why he dressed it up.

Did you dab?

Did you hug?

We hugged twice.

We hugged twice.

He's a hugger.

No, no, I went in for the hugs.

Okay.

I went in.

I said, come here, Bobby.

Gave him a big kiss on the cheek.

No, I'm kidding.

Just gave him a big lick.

Come here.

Come here.

Give Daddy some sugar games.

No, but okay, Mayflower in.

Josh, I went to, I'm only calling it out because this was the resort of resorts.

Not $1 off, okay?

But they treated us very nicely.

They definitely knew that Claudia was pregnant.

They knew it was my birthday.

I was greeted with a little birthday cake in the room.

It's in Connecticut.

It's about a two-hour drive from New York.

And it's an old bed and breakfast.

Mayflower Inn was built in like the 1800s, all burged, dean reclaimed.

You know the Mitch Hedberg joke?

Like, bed and breakfast is cool, but can I get a chair, lunch, dinner?

Sorry.

I don't know.

It's funny.

Keep going.

Sorry.

This place, Josh, unbelievable.

You wake up in the morning, you go get breakfast.

The butter made made by hand, the jam made by hand, the bread made by hand.

And this is just, the fruit was picked.

Like, it's like they threw away every soft blueberry, only perfect blueberries, perfectly washed.

Unbelievable.

I then went, we spoke about it on the Jay Shetty podcast, but I'll go deeper again.

I meditated, Josh, and I know, I know what you're all thinking.

You're nuts.

It was great.

I loved it.

I loved it.

I don't, will I do it again?

I have no idea.

I don't know where I would do it here.

I don't know if I would trust anybody here.

Like I really, I was, it felt like I was at a retreat and I could trust the guy across from me.

The room felt very clean.

I wasn't worried about closing my eyes and somebody stealing my cell phone or wallet.

Like this, it felt, it was great.

I was completely, my guard was totally down.

I loved it.

And then I went into a massage, which was amazing.

The food, though, all of this, Josh, this was amazing.

We were so relaxed that on Sunday, we canceled our two massages for Sunday.

I said, we got to get the fuck out of here.

We were so on, we were, we were, we were relaxed.

It's done.

You can't be more relaxed.

So we canceled our massages and we went straight to Woodbury.

After Woodbury, we went to Yardhouse.

Yes.

And then we came, and then we came home.

That's hot.

I love that you were eating healthy spa food and then you just polluted your body with yardbird.

Just destroyed it.

Destroyed.

Unbelievable.

Yardhouse is fucking sick.

Or yardhouse.

I said yardbird.

Yeah, yardhouse is hot.

Tell me everything.

What was your order there?

You're going to laugh at me, but I actually love, they have this like connie salad rice, like not spicy tuna rice, but like they put like connect salad, which is like shredded fake crab on like a fried piece of rice that I love there.

I love it.

So I got that.

I got some cauliflower, fried cauliflower and like a nice sauce.

We got a pizza.

What did Claudia get?

She loves their chicken lettuce wraps.

She got a chicken lettuce wrap, but this was great.

Oh, and on our way,

we're so funny, anchoring this spa retreat.

On the way there, we ate a cheesecake factory.

The best.

There's no bed.

I walked in, Josh, where Claudia called me.

I was parking the car.

She's like, there are no tables for us.

So I'm sitting at the bar.

I go to the bar.

She's sitting at, I didn't realize there's a handicapped part of the bar.

She's sitting at a low table at the bar.

And she likes the best.

And we sat and we're there.

And we asked the guy, we're like, is it okay okay that we sit here?

He's like, yeah, I've only gotten two people in the last 14 years.

We just have to have it.

This was amazing.

A low table at the bar.

So you're sitting in a regular chair, but you have the TVs.

You have the bartender.

It made me want to be handicapped.

It was unbelievable.

What an experience.

You're closer than you think.

No.

What do you mean?

Made you want to.

I just imagine someone rolling by.

Like, I've only had it twice in 14 years.

And all of a sudden, you just see.

Yeah.

for all those listening i am doing an incredible wheelchair pantomime right now he's crushing he's crushing and he's angry

he's angry and crushing claudia and i were we were laughing so hard we're like does the bartender know that we're not in wheelchairs because he can't see our feet

like we were just sitting there and it's like do you think i'm handicapped and like whatever it was great how was your weekend

average a lot of kids not

You know, I had a discovery and I feel bad saying this, but I felt it my entire life and I'm just going to embrace it.

I hate the weekend.

It's weird, right?

No,

it's not.

That means that you don't look forward to two days.

That means you probably have a more fulfilled life where it's not, oh, what did you do over the weekend?

It's like, I had a great week.

Like, I think that's actually better.

Like so many people live for the weekend.

That's like a constant thing, especially like in our 20s where we're getting drunk and we're going out and we're having a good time.

We're living for the weekend.

And then during the weekend,

baby, we're about to have me some fun.

Yeah.

Cheers to the freaking weekend.

Drink to that.

Yeah, yeah.

And like, if the fact that you can enjoy your weekday, that's great, Josh.

Excellent.

I like the weekday because for me, a weekend would be good if it was one day.

But granted, acknowledging my privilege.

Privilege acknowledgement.

It's like a land acknowledgement.

Acknowledging my privilege, but like I

privilege acknowledgement.

Sorry.

I,

you know, I do, I don't have a nine to five.

So I am able to get done a lot of the things people say for the weekend because, you know, with commutes and whatnot, they're busy eight to 10 to 12 hours a day.

They can't get it done.

So they look forward to the weekend.

But yeah, I just like the structure of a weekend, right?

Cause I'm like, or I'm sorry, of a weekday, because I'm up with my kids from like six to nine.

And then Max goes to school.

Shy, we have someone who comes in and helps with Shai for a couple hours during the day.

So my wife can like get in a workout or see a friend or do all the stuff she does.

I go to work.

And then by four or five, I'm home.

The kids are home.

We're like crushing family time till like eight o'clock when the kids go to bed.

And then it's like an hour or two to do whatever we want or Paige and I hang out.

Like, I like that structure.

and i could do that 99 of days i think that you'll love the weekend again when your kids are grown i think that i've i hear this a similar thing from my brothers-in-law and from others with kids like the weekends when you have no help the weekends when there's no school the weekends when there is no josh time it's all family time which is amazing but it's not exactly a the time off that people from a nine to five who don't have kids get.

It's not like your Saturdays and Sundays are free for you to do whatever you want.

So I think it makes sense.

I also just like when the phone's ringing.

Like, I like when I'm needed.

Yeah, like when there's just something to do, there's an email to write.

There's like a thing.

Whereas, like, when that last email comes in on Friday night, I'm like,

I'm not going to see a red bubble for the next 39 hours.

47 hours.

Yeah.

On a couple red bubs.

Yeah.

Well,

work for me.

Work for me.

We have red bubs on the weekends.

I'm sure.

Should we get into some stories?

Yeah.

I think so.

What do we got?

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seems like they're just saying fasting.

I want to eat something.

I'm starving.

Just fasting.

Fasting helps.

So eating nothing.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

And tryptophan, there's no way a turkey dinner is going to help you want to

want to canoodle

the opposite i eat a turkey i'm asleep it's done

what

let's take a poll what would be the worst food to eat before canodling oh my god you know me anything with bread anything like a big sandwich i'm dead fried chicken or something like that i'm dead anything like

gluttonous high like carbs and bread and a bowl of pasta, I'm destroyed.

Like that's, I can't, I can't do that.

You?

I would say any kind of seafood jambalaya.

I'm sorry, the worst would be a New England clam chow.

Right.

Gumbo.

Anything that'll really upset the bowels would be awful.

But Olivia.

Oh, man.

Honestly, a giant plate, a massive serving of skyline chili.

Horrible.

very

shout out, Ohio.

Shout out.

Yeah, chili.

Chili is a tough one.

Chili is a tough one.

Do you have equal, this is a sidebar, Josh.

Do you have equal sexual motivations in both the morning and evening?

Yeah, I'm ready to go anytime, anywhere.

See, that's interesting.

I'm not, then maybe I'm not.

I have, I'm ready to rock at night.

Ready to rock.

But you're a night person, right?

It seems.

Yeah, I am.

I I am a night person.

I am a night person for sure.

I start to really get my groove around

12.

That's when I can really start firing.

And then by the nighttime, I'm ready to pork my way through whatever.

I'm ready.

But in the morning,

everybody's stopped listening.

They're like, he used the word pork.

It's gone.

I saw a TikTok the other day where it was a couple sitting at a restaurant, like excited to eat.

And they're like, this is the look of two people who decided to hook up before dinner.

Like,

yes, I couldn't agree more.

I think me too, almost always it should happen before, and then you can eat and like pass out and not feel gross.

Agreed, yes, yes, sounds wonderful.

A 6 p.m.

canoodle sesh followed by a 7:30 p.m.

dinner.

It's actually too much time.

6 p.m.

followed by 6:15,

yes,

because it's 6:08.

I will say I think we,

the one thing that I would suggest to married couples is like,

to me, the best sex is unexpected sex when you're married.

Right.

It's like to do it in bed and where you're comfortable is like amazing.

And not saying you have to go like pull anything crazy or like, you know, try to do it on your kitchen island, but it's just like.

what was once taken for granted, like a midday romp, because you're dating someone and you're like, oh, like, I just got to have you right now.

Like to do that when you're married, I can't, it's like 5x return because it just makes you feel attractive.

It makes you feel like that person wants to be with you.

Totally agreed.

Totally agreed.

Did you have sex before you came here, Josh?

Good one.

You can ask that again when we're pregnant with our fourth.

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right at least 10.

that sounds like a i'm not gonna say i'm not gonna say a lot because i'm not judging i'm in this is a judgment-free zone we would never that sounds like it that sounds like a healthy amount well prison inmate shared her daily life behind bars and the react the reaction was shocking this looks relaxing.

An inmate's reveal about life in prison has gone viral, and some TikTokers are seemingly into it.

In the video, a user named Jodi documented her basic guide to life at Peterborough Prison in England.

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Oh my God.

It sounds incredible.

I know.

Are we missing out on prison?

Yes.

I think so.

What crime should we commit?

So that we could get put in a prison like that.

Okay.

I think we're robbing a bank.

We got to do something that's not going to perpetuate Jewish stereotype.

Okay.

So we're nothing financial.

Okay.

Okay.

So we're not robbing a bank, but we also don't want to do anything too gruesome that we end up in the wrong kind of prison.

Right.

Because that sounds like a nice prison.

And I've seen these videos.

I'm sure you have two of this El Salvador.

Holy smokes.

I want nothing to do with these gang prisons.

So

what crime can we commit, Josh, that won't perpetuate stereotypes, but equally will allow us to be in a white-collar prison?

I'm thinking petty larceny, mail fraud.

I'm thinking

mail fraud's good.

Mail fraud.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm going to defraud the Postal Service.

I'm like Nicholas Cage.

I'm going to defraud.

We're going to defraud the Postal Service.

We're going to steal all the stamps.

Oh, my God.

I would watch that.

Me and you starring and defrauding the Postal Service.

That would be

so good.

Should we get to a Speakpipe?

Yeah.

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Keep it brief.

Brevity is key.

Keep it short.

If you think it's short, try shorter.

Here's the first one from Anonymous.

Hey, good guys, loyal listener, huge fan.

I have a situation and I'm curious to know your thoughts.

I have been married now eight years to my husband.

We've been together 11 and we have two children.

The question of how many people have you been with or how many people have you slept with has now come up twice over the course of these 11 years.

The first time it came up, my husband did give me his number, but he has forgotten that he has given me his number.

And it more recently came up and he forgot, and he is still curious to know what mine is.

I have never answered this question.

I don't want to ever answer this question.

I am embarrassed, and my number is higher than his.

This all happened before we met.

I don't think it's relevant information.

And again, I am embarrassed.

Number one, it's embarrassed saying the number and two, it's higher than his.

So I just don't think I should ever share this.

What are your thoughts?

Oh,

Olivia?

Okay.

Yeah, go, Olivia.

I do have thoughts.

I don't think that you should be embarrassed with your partner about that.

I think, like, I understand where she's coming from.

And it's something that, like, as a society has been, you know, pushed on women for so long.

But like, okay, you have slept with more people than he did before you two were together.

And now you're together.

You've been together for quite some time.

Like, you can't change the past.

And I mean, I don't understand what the point of holding that in is if he's asking that question other than to like protect yourself.

But I don't think that like that there should be nothing to be embarrassed about, especially at this point in a relationship.

But that's just my two cents.

I agree, but I also think that if you two love each other, the guy can back the fuck off.

Like if she's, it's your wife of 11 years and you have two kids, you really give a shit what happened 20 years ago?

Like you didn't even know her.

Like I just, if something, it's my motto.

If something makes your wife uncomfortable, leave it alone.

Like, what, what are you going to gain by knowing her number?

You, it doesn't matter.

It doesn't, are you going to break up with her?

Are you going to make her feel like shit after you've heard the number?

Like, what are you using?

What is the information helping you do?

The answer would be nothing.

So I would just back off personally.

Agreed.

I think it's a dumb question.

It's only going to elicit aggravation.

And when Paige asked me, I said, I don't know,

which I don't think she liked.

But again, but I said, I don't want to know from you.

I don't want to know from me.

Let's just not.

And that was it.

That's nice.

But that's the way that it should be.

Who cares?

Who cares?

But I mean, you guys tell me this too.

And this might just be like emotional hoo-eye wooey, but like, you never want to imagine that your.

person was with anyone else, but they were

because the version of that person that you're getting getting is unique to you i really do believe that like i think that people have lives before you sometimes they have lives after but the particular time i'm talking about like not just casual dating i'm talking about when you're in a real deal holy field marriage long-term relationship with your partner this person is specific to you and like you are getting a specific version of that person.

And if they ever moved on from you, they would adapt to who their next partner is.

So like feel good that like you are getting someone who's only with you.

That's beautiful.

And I completely agree.

Completely agree.

And the time to have the conversation about how many guys or girls you've been with is before you're married.

It just is.

Like when you're, when you first start dating, you can ask dumb questions.

You can get jealous.

You can hear things.

You can react.

But once you're married and you have kids, enough.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter at all.

It just doesn't matter.

She's, you're, you're with the right person for you.

That's it.

Leave it alone.

Next one from Anonymous.

Hi, Josh and Ben.

Quick gripe, what are you nuts for you?

My husband is an emergency room physician, and a guy came in the other day because he needed his toenails clipped.

What are you nuts?

Go to the family dollar across the street.

There's a Walmart down the street, too.

Go get yourself a pair of dang clippers.

And I just think it's ridiculous.

The reasons people go into the emergency rooms.

Anyway, that's all.

Love you bye.

I love the way she said dang clippers.

Maybe it was your cab driver from the other day, Ben.

Yeah.

I have thoughts, Josh.

I don't know if you're going to like it.

I don't know if she's going to like it.

Depends on how old this person is.

So true.

The older you get, some of these, these toenails can't be clipped.

You can't clip them.

They're thick as wood.

Like you really, you can't do anything except for go to the podiatrist.

And if your toenail is really hurting you and there isn't time for the podiatrist, you go into the ER and you ask them to clip it.

I can see that example.

You have a woman or a man, probably pretty fat, 70s, go in there thick, thick nail, thick nail.

That could require the emergency room.

Now, if we're talking about a healthy 40-year-old going in, should have just gone to get a pedicure, this is a different story.

But it sounds to me that this person has what I would call a wooden nail nice and thick.

You can't just go to the dollar store.

You need a hedge trimmer for these puppies.

I mean, the person after they were clipped didn't also have to say, do you do gels?

This next question is from Mary.

Hello, good guys.

Not great guys, but just like good, good, good, good guys.

I grew up in New Jersey, but I have lived in the Midwest for like most of my adult life.

Like I've been out here for about 10 years and for the life of me i still cannot make small talk midwest people love a small talk love a little chit chat whether you're like in the grocery store line or like people checking you out or whatever and i don't want anything to do with that i could not want anything less than to make small talk just like smile and nod my head and it's all i can muster so like Do you think I need to be making more effort into being a better small talker if I'm going to continue to live in the Midwest?

Or can I like just lean into my roots of my East Coast, not giving a fuck about what other people think about me?

Just like smile and wave, boys, smile and wave until the whole thing is over.

Anything else?

Thanks.

I think you can lean into being who you are.

I would hope that your friends know who you are, but like I, this small talk with somebody that like is not in your life is there's nothing worse.

There's nothing worse than catching up with somebody random because you're wasting time and you're divulging information that is completely useless.

I don't want to hear about you because I'll never see you again,

and you don't want to hear about me because you'll never see me again, or there will be years in between.

Like, catch-ups for me are reserved for people that I care catching up, care about catching up with.

So, maybe that's the East Coaster in me, but no, I don't think you need to small talk at the grocery store.

It sounds like an incredible waste of time.

I deeply disagree.

Okay, good.

I deeply disagree.

I would say,

let's just assume you don't have any like

psychological, medical issues, which would disqualify you from the need to have small talk.

Okay, we're assuming you don't have all those things before you attack me.

I'm an actor.

I'm a creative.

I'm an artist.

So I can pull from everything.

So it is part of my livelihood to have human experiences constantly.

So when I do talk to that person from, you know, another walk of life that I would never normally be exposed to, or I do get some random mundane story.

I pick up the greatest thing.

There is nothing I find, you ever notice somebody will win an Oscar or they'll like really hit, they'll get like a really high prize in acting.

And then the following couple of years, their work falls off for some reason.

Like it's just not as good.

They make weird choices.

They're just like, they're missing that spark.

And I believe it's because they've left normal life and they are now operating at fancy parties with famous people.

So that's just, it's not real.

So their exposure to real people goes way, way down.

But of course, you're having to play real people in a part, in a movie, whatever.

So I would say this.

I think

if you're not interested, it's because you're not interesting.

I'm talking to the caller here.

Like,

I think you can learn so much about people.

I think that, A, it can serve, it can serve you in whatever you're doing, even if it isn't an artistic path.

And I would also say, maybe you're making their day and maybe you're the only person they're talking to that day, or it's, you know, the couple people they're going to talk to.

Maybe they have a mundane job and like they break it up by sharing a quick joke with whoever comes in to buy stuff at the store.

So I would say it can only help you to get better with small talk.

And I think once you do it enough, you'll actually gain a lot out of it.

So the last part that you said, beautiful.

I love it.

I love it.

If you're making somebody else's day by talking to them, I love it.

The one thing that I disagree with is that I don't typically grocery shop with a lot of time.

I'm not going to the grocery store and allotting an extra half hour.

Maybe it's just me.

I'm

going in in a rush to gather all of these things.

And if somebody were to stop me to small talk, that wouldn't be the time where I would be excited for that conversation.

But perhaps there is a time where I do have more downtime and I'm excited to small talk.

Maybe that's a personal thing.

But when I'm in a rush and somebody tries to small talk with me,

I can't do it.

I can't.

Totally.

And a rush excluded.

And by the way, 30 minutes extra, no way.

Like I'm talking about a 90 second, you know, like if it's going maybe two, three minutes, you chat, but no, I'm not talking about a long 15-minute, no, that's crazy.

Okay, so then I completely agree with you on everything that you said.

You can absolutely take a minute to 90 seconds out of your day at any point in time to have a conversation.

I was thinking of the non-not chat and move on.

I was thinking the full debrief with somebody that I'm just, I just don't need to debrief them, but I agree with you.

Totally.

I agree with you too.

And I think that the convenience nature of

our world is allowing for less and less interaction and you know who loves that tech people who devil the devil the algorithm the algorithm is us i love when people go like oh you wouldn't believe my algorithm like that's you dear like the algorithm is learning from you it's learning that you like these f'd up videos you're sick you're sick but like you know those are the ones that are getting your attention the algorithm doesn't learn from nothing but like yeah it's easy to like, and you know, Ben and I, we're bullish on the Starbucks app.

We love it.

But like,

if I'm not in a rush and I have the time, like, I'll order it on the app because I like it to be ready, but I'll have a couple, like a minute with the person behind the counter and chat for a little.

And I think people are losing that.

Agreed.

And it's terrible.

We must not lose human interaction, Josh.

We must not.

Yeah.

Or like DoorDash and Uber Eats and stuff.

It's like, come on.

They're like, leave it at the door.

Can you fucking say hi to this person?

It's like the whale.

It's like the whale.

Send me the picture of it at my door and leave.

Fucking cool.

Who are you?

Yeah, it's nuts.

It's all nuts.

Should we get to our what are you nuts?

Yeah.

Speaking of nuts, Josh.

Our what are you nuts moment of the week are our gripes with people, places, and thing.

Our what are you nuts moment of the week are our gripes with people, places, and things, both big and small, whatever, sticking in your craw?

I got to check my notes.

You go first, Ben.

Okay, this is,

it's oddly on the nose, Josh.

It's only, oddly on the nose for small talk, but I hope that you can agree that this was not the right place for small talk, okay?

I'm at Woodbury Commons.

I'm online.

We're waiting to get into Prada.

We have five people in front of us, 10 people behind us.

And they go on a, somebody leaves, somebody can go in.

Somebody leaves, somebody can go in.

Okay.

These two gentlemen walk out of the store.

They're out of the store, but they decide to talk small talk with the security.

Okay.

They are gabbing away.

I swear on my life, they were speaking for at least three minutes.

At least three minutes.

Well, the security guard wouldn't let anybody in.

He's just talking to these two gentlemen.

What are you nuts?

Like, this is not, and I have you in my head thinking, oh, that was probably the only person that spoke to the security guard that day sorry that's just you can't as a security guard as a person who's responsible for in and out let the people in and then have the conversation you can't hold the whole line just because you're craving human interaction this was it this was a woody nuts like move it along 100 totally agree my woody nuts is latte art

yes

In case you aren't watching on YouTube, which is a huge problem, Josh is making latte art with his hands.

Oh, what is it, a leaf?

Oh, you made a heart.

Gone.

It's gone.

It's a waste.

Stop it.

You're wasting our time.

You didn't brighten my day with that latte art.

You just spent extra seconds.

So I could have been drinking my coffee.

You put the milk in.

You give me the cup.

Thank you so much.

What are you nuts?

Yeah, how about you do what Starbucks does?

At least my Starbucks does this.

They write on the lid, have a great day.

That's nice.

Really?

I love it.

I saw it.

I felt nice.

I tell them, I hope you have a great day.

Okay.

And I'm drinking my coffee and I have it the whole time.

But yes, the second your lips hit the top of that latte, it's gone.

It's gone.

Your art is ruined.

Nuts.

Okay?

It's nuts.

It's edible sandcastles.

It's completely nuts.

It's completely nuts.

And you know what else is nuts, Josh?

You know what else is nuts?

You're not giving this episode five stars.

What are you, nuts?

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