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Baruch Hashem to you and yours, Benjamin.
How the hell are you?
I'm fucking pissed.
Okay, I'm pissed.
But how are you?
I'm better now because I love it, Angry Ben.
I'm pissed.
Like, this city is just like a fucking disaster.
Like, I don't know what happened.
We had congestion pricing.
Then we took it away.
Then we brought it back.
Now there's so much traffic.
You know, I love to drive everywhere.
I'm driving, Josh.
I'm sitting bumper to bumper, bumper to bumper.
And you know my trick.
I park illegally.
I never get tickets today.
Two tickets.
Two tickets in one day.
I'm getting screwed left and right.
And I'm late to this podcast.
So I show up, I park right at the pump outside.
I'm sure I'm waiting on ticket to number three.
I'm sure I'm waiting on ticket number three.
You're going to get towed towed, bro.
No, no, no.
They don't tow.
They don't tow.
And if they do.
By the way, today is such a tow day for me.
You know, one of those days where it's just like, I'm getting towed today.
I'm for sure getting towed.
The best part about getting towed, though, is that that you get to take a trip to the pound.
I love going to the pound.
There's something very old school New York.
You walk in, you see all the junkyard trucks.
You're there with all the junkyard people.
You're like, I'm here to pick up my car in old school New York City.
To me, it's just an opportunity to hang out with some Dominican dudes.
And for that, I'm Down to Clown.
Down to Clown.
It's just a fantastic, fantastic experience.
And yeah, so I'm excited to get towed.
But on my drive here, I was lamenting to you and Olivia before we hopped on.
So many school buses, Josh.
And the problem with school buses is you can't honk them.
What, I'm going to honk a bunch of kids?
I honked one kid, okay?
Only one bus I honked.
The rest of them, I ran into five separate school buses that would all stop, put out their stop sign, let the kids off.
Like, it's two o'clock in the afternoon.
Where are the kids going?
What are they doing, Josh?
It's a Thursday.
It's funny.
The other day I was leaving the great core power yoga where I do my hot yoga and I was feeling truly namaste.
I was had a beautiful sheen of sweat on my brow, I was feeling centered, worked out, opened, stretched.
And I'm walking through a parking lot, and this old asshole
conked at me like as I'm walking because I was walking in front of his car.
Now, I might have been slightly out of it, but I am a pedestrian, and we are in a parking lot.
So, it's not like, oh, I have the light.
Can you get out of the way so I can make my light?
It's like, can what?
And terrible.
I went from Namaste to Nama you up.
I'm fucking crazy.
And I was like, I literally am walking.
And I go, what, motherfucker?
And he's just like this old.
I'm like, I'm not going to get into it with him.
And he's in his red Prius.
And I'm like, listen, dog, I like AOC as much as an ex-guy, but nobody's a honk.
Josh, Josh, what do you think of core power?
I turned to Claudia and I'm like, you know, I want to try a little hot yoga because I don't know if you know this about me, Josh, but I love to stretch.
God, I love a good deep stretch.
I especially love an assisted stretch, which I know is not happening at Core Power.
By Ibrahim at the stretch lab.
We were made.
I love a, by the way, they don't leave me the fuck alone in the stretch lab.
You're dead to me.
I get a call three times a day.
I'm out.
I'm never coming back.
I don't want Ibrahim.
I don't want your $59 special.
I don't want any of it.
I want none of of it.
You need to delete my phone number.
That's besides the point.
Core power.
I heard, Josh, hot yoga core power.
I heard that you can get a little discount if you clean up at the end.
Is that true?
It's true.
That's terrible.
Tell me, are you a cleaner?
You know, I would.
If I wasn't really worried about appearances, you'd kill me all day.
It's like, oh, you see the little, there's these little advertisements in the locker room, but it's basically like, if you agree to, I think it's like 10-ish hours a month to like helping clean the studio, that's nothing.
That's an aside job, you get free membership.
So that's worth it.
Oh, it's totally free.
Yeah, I think if you clean up,
it might be less than 10.
I don't know exactly, but yeah, you get a free membership, which could be, I don't know, 200, 250 bucks.
It's pretty smart, but like, are these like trained, like custodian level folks cleaning up after hot yoga?
Or is this like broke ass Julie who's just like there with like her t-shirt, mopping up her pool of sweat, and then all of a sudden you're just, it's just gross.
Like, is it gross?
Or do you think that these are custodians and they're off and like part-time custodians just looking for a workout?
I think they're not part-time custodians.
There's no way someone named Harper from Silver Lake is a part-time custodian.
But I will say, I will give Core Power credit because I've been going for over 10 years and like they have a really really good ritual of like how quickly they clean it up.
The floors are like kind of a rubber so that they're not like they don't absorb the sweat.
It all kind of lays on top.
Cause I've gone to, you've never done Bikram yoga, have you?
No.
Sounds like a dream.
It's on carpet.
Wow.
Rug burn.
That's tough.
What if you fall?
No, you have a yoga mat, but in general, it's done on this carpet.
And some of the more updated, it's like a rubber carpet.
It's not, though, dog.
It smells like you would imagine it smells yucky, yucky, yucky, yucky.
And it's, I mean, Bikram has come under fire because the guy, Bikram, there was a documentary about him who created this series of 26 yoga movements.
That a Bikram class is the same whether you do it today, tomorrow, in Alaska, in you know, Europe, wherever you do it, it will always be the same.
But the guy, Bikram, who was like this yogi, also liked Ferraris and hot girls.
He got himself in some trouble.
I'm sure his real name is Vikram.
I could imagine Vikram doing that, and he just changed the B for the yoga.
But a Vikram, you know, he's a Ferrari prostitute.
Vikram, all of a sudden, is yoga.
Oh, man.
There's, yeah, I mean, in general, I just, and I feel bad saying this because I've had some incredible yoga teachers, but for the most part, like when I go, I have a very LA approach to it, which is I want to work out.
Like, I want to stretch and do the the things.
And like for the first five and the last five minutes, let's talk a little.
Let's have a nice affirmation, cool down, warm up, great.
But when they start, when they over talk throughout the entire hour,
oh my God.
And they're telling you,
first of all, a lot of the things that they're saying, I'm like, are you sure?
Like, I think this is just good for my hamstrings.
I don't think this is affecting my digestion.
No, no.
Can you walk us through hot yoga, Josh?
How hot is hot yoga, first of all?
And do you prefer hot or cold?
I prefer hot, but I think it can be deceiving because I don't know.
I think you think you're getting a better, I think you are getting a better workout to an extent, but
when you're doing it in a normal room, I think you can work into postures, like really work on things differently.
Because when you're hot, it just adds this element of like cardio and your heart racing.
And, but yeah, it's about 100 degrees.
so are you not like slipping everywhere i know you said that there is a mat a rubber mat but i wouldn't you be aren't you slipping are you wearing shoes
so you do do yoga it's a yoga mat and then on top of it you have a yoga towel which is exactly fitted to your mat and on the bottom of said yoga towel are those cute little rubber sticker things that are on the bottom of infant socks Oh, got it.
Okay.
And so it's called yo, there's one called Yogi Toes and like, and it basically keeps your towel, absorbs your sweat, keeps it dry, and also keeps you from slipping.
Interesting.
Because I've done the Soto method, which is like a class that Claudia takes.
It's amazing.
And like, it's like, it's not yoga, but like they do some like on the floor, like mat stretching.
And I am.
always slipping because you know i i do things barefoot right i'm always always slipping but then I put on shoes and I'm slipping too so
I don't think it's yoga I think it's like it's definitely not yoga this is a workout class but they have there is an element with a yoga mat
where everybody around me is wearing shoes except for me I try to go no shoe but then if I'm really slip if I'm slipping too much I'll throw on my shoes yeah I love I would love to get into hot yoga I do imagine that it is a placebo that you're burning more calories but I assume it's easier to stretch.
You can probably get deeper into the hamstring when the hamstring is warmer.
Oh, man, I, it 100%.
I've done core power since before it was cool.
Like, I'm talking 20, 2010.
If only you had equity, just to drop.
I know.
10 years of core power.
Here's what you need to do.
If you're ever early, you know, you're early on something right now that people don't know about.
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Just say to them, can I invest five grand?
Five grand in core power 10 years ago, I bet you is enormous.
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I'm just saying, yeah, I think so.
You're early, Josh.
You're early.
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Just because I think it would be a good bit.
No.
Have a neurologist.
Okay.
Have a neurologist.
It's already wind up.
I won't eat any gluten that day and I will fucking crush him.
I literally, there's this girl in my DMs last night.
She's like, you have T, TG6 or something.
She's like, I know exactly what this is.
I listen to the podcast.
When I eat a bagel, I also can't remember anything.
It's TG6.
Like, look at TG6.
This is some like intense, like you're really allergic to gluten.
You lose all your fine motor skills.
Like,
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
But I definitely react a little weird to gluten.
So I'm not, I'm avoiding gluten completely when we have him on the podcast.
I will listen to every past episode so i remember every freaking story that i ever told in this freaking unbelievable number one in the world podcast and i'll pass with flying colors just make sure he's where's he from or it could be a she where are they from josh he is from southern california and he is a neurosurgeon this is high-end amazing this is high-end i love it maybe he'll diagnose me maybe he'll change my life or maybe josh he'll find out that you're the one with dementia i i'm not I've been in search of a diagnosis my whole life I'm searching I want to be diagnosed the more the better I love it honestly a diagnosis is amazing there's no worse feeling than when you go to the doctor I went to the doctor last week I had some sinus issues I honestly I blew my nose there was a pool of blood I was like doctor what's what's going on here scary He's like, no, you're, you're fine.
You sleep, you had a sinus infection that kept me out of the Drake Bell episode in person, which I know everybody was all.
Why didn't Ben go?
It's better that Ben didn't go, but I digress.
We'll talk about that later.
I go to the doctor, just like looking for him to tell me that I still have a sinus infection so that he can prescribe me meds.
And he says, you're all clear.
You look great.
Go home, rest up.
You'll be fine in a few days.
Now, he was right, but in that moment, I was like, Doc, I came here to see you.
I'm here to see you.
I don't want you to tell me nothing's wrong.
I want you to tell me something's wrong.
And here's the magic pill to fix it.
Sure.
Of a diagnosis.
I'm wild for diagnoses.
I
like how you talk about stretch lab texting you.
I agree with you.
The one thing a brand can do to turn me off is to send me an unsolicited text.
The only text I like is from a little company called CVS Care Mark.
It's your 90-day reminder for your head-night impressions.
Took a slot machine.
Your prescription's ready is a great text.
Great.
That said, I've already picked up my prescription by the time they tell me it's ready.
It's like, thanks.
I literally waited for you to open.
I waited for you to open and I got my prescription.
Oh, you're not like now the way, I think it's the way the Screen Actors Guild Insurance is set up.
That's right, good standing member is that you get, it's all 90 dayers, unless it's something that doesn't constitute, but like an antidepressant or anticholinergic, or I don't know what that is, or cholesterol med that I'll be on for life.
Like they're just, they send it to me every 90 days.
It's fabulous.
That's nice.
No, us, us regular folk get every 30 because they're afraid we're going to sell them.
Like 90.
But what are you getting?
Well,
like amoxicillin or like a Z pack.
I don't
that's not a
term drug.
Yeah.
No, that's true.
I don't have anything that's
no, I don't take anything except for now, Josh, I told you, my new supplements.
Folks, I am the proud owner of Saffron.
That's right.
You may have heard of it in Saffron Risotto, but no, this is a supplement that is highly regarded in India that really helps with the mind.
We're talking attention to detail.
We're talking lack of, or lack of forgetfulness so that we don't forget things.
We're talking brain mouth, brain mouth.
And so far, day one, I'm loving saffron.
And I will continue to keep you updated on if I continue to love saffron.
Another one that I'm looking into is Gaia Herbs, Mental Alertness.
There are all these things, Josh.
Alpha brain, all this crap.
I take some.
Shout out.
Here you go.
So that's this same vibe, right?
We're looking for things.
Maybe it's a nootropic.
Maybe it's just a nice herb.
They say that rosemary is very good, Josh.
You heard of Rosemary?
You heard of her?
She's very good.
We've all heard of rosemary, Ben.
Apparently, you take some rosemary, and it's
basal.
You heard of this rosemary?
I'm taking 500 milligrams of dill.
That is so me.
I really do.
I take every morning, I take 500 milligrams of turmeric, chaffron, and rosemary.
What are you making?
You just think you're making a chicken.
You're making a chicken.
I dig 500 milligrams a dill.
I call them my pickle pills.
Oh, God, it's so stupid.
I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb.
But I think it's going to work.
I'll keep you posted.
I'll keep you posted.
You just, you take so many of these supplements.
And my question to you is always, what are we doing for workout?
We're not.
Ozempic's in a fucking groove.
Ooh, baby, we are grooving.
We're tracking down, down, down, down.
Finally, I broke 250 again.
I'm at 248.
I'm in a good groove.
I'm feeling good, feeling weak as shit, super weak.
It's amazing, but the amount of muscle wasting that's going on is like, no,
it's not cute.
And that will hurt you.
You will be a skinny, unhealthy guy, which is not good.
Like muscle is the one thing that all longevity experts say is like an insulator against aging and against, you know, diseases that you tend to pick up after in your 50s and beyond.
So I just hear these supplements and I think it's fabulous, but I do think it's a little bit of a garden hose on a wildfire.
I'll say it.
It's possible.
The truth is, though, these are not supplements for weight loss, though.
So that is covered by my Trezepatite.
Well, the turmeric and all that stuff, like
nasal, nasal.
I just think
even working out, the amount of, I think it would help focus you.
Okay.
You know what?
I will, tonight, I will go back.
I will be in the gym tonight.
i will send you a picture i'll go back to the gym tonight i'll go i'll do light light work too i don't want t-rex i don't want t-rex i don't want t-rex arms again no t-rex make a commitment and go it's go 15 minutes a day for even if you cardio or whatever anything i walk i walk so much i can't walk more I walk on average, I'm walking 15,000 steps a day.
That's pretty great, right?
It's awesome, but I would say like, then pick a machine that's not a treadmill if you have it, but, or walk on an incline at a speed like i can stroll at a three miles an hour for hours but if you put it up to like three six with like a 10 elevation suddenly i'm pouring sweat and it's not that crazy yeah no no no i i understand you know we are simpatico yes absolutely i will be in the
i will be there i will be there i will be working on my delts my traps my tries yeah i'll send you video i'll send you video for proof for proof i love it you know i'm the biggest equinox head.
And the other day I was in the sauna.
And, you know, like, I was chatting with this guy who's like, really nice guy, firefighter, you know, probably like in his late 50s.
And it's funny when people say something that tells you everything you need to know about them because I'm talking about my wife being pregnant and he's talking about his kids.
And he's like, yeah, man, it's unbelievable, but what women have to go through during pregnancy.
I'm like, absolutely.
I'm like, my wife's a little, you know, not the most pleased with me right now, but what can you do?
You know,
and I was like, she's doing something amazing and and i give her all the credit and i understand and and he goes oh yeah man i get it hey listen if you ever wondered how hard being pregnant with a kid is just look at their tits i was like
oh my god
he's like look what it does to their tits i was like i gotta go
like can you stop saying tits
i was like geez dude
here it is true though like i can't even imagine the back pain.
It's rough.
I have back pain.
I have a small A cup.
Imagine having these big knockers filled with milk.
Listen, I can't.
Yeah, bro.
Wait,
I want to ask something that is so indelicate.
And I know we could talk about it off-pod.
And I'm sure you're going to want to cut it out.
So I'm not going to even ask.
You could ask.
It's cool what happens to their nipples when they're pregnant, right?
Sick.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's amazing.
It's unbelievable.
Dude, I was talking with a great Kristen Dotie friend of the podcast the other day, and she was like asking me about Paige.
I was like, she's doing great.
I was like, and she's
so uncomfortable.
And I feel bad because I just think she's so adorable.
And Kristen was like, really?
I'm like, oh, yeah, I love a pregnant cow.
It's peak feminine.
And she was like, it is peak femme.
And I was like, handle.
That's my new handle on Instagram.
Peak feminine.
Peak femme.
But it's just so beautiful.
I couldn't agree more.
And it's hard because they feel so disgusting in their own bodies.
They feel because it's expanding, right?
Like they, they don't feel comfortable.
And I really do look at Claudia.
I'm like, you look unbelievable.
And she's like, stop lying to me.
And I'm like, I swear on my life, you look unbelievable.
Yeah.
It's a glow.
It's, it's just like, it's, yeah, it's amazing.
Freaking amazing.
Yeah, it's really cool.
I'm so, I'm very excited for you guys.
It's going to be a, it's a whole thing.
And, you know, it's funny.
I once interviewed the great laird hamilton famous big wave surfer do you know him oh i don't but he sounds bigwig he's unbelievable and he has a lot of health and wellness products i'm sure you'd love him but he is famous for surfing you know 80 90 foot waves and i asked him this is the most trite question that i'm sure you've gotten way too much but when you're on that wave what are you thinking about And he said, you know, during incredibly stressful situations, your body or your brain has a way of giving you a version version of amnesia because your adrenaline is pumping so much that it's like when it's all said and done,
you have trouble remembering it because you're so zeroed into what you're doing.
And that's what's going to happen.
Like, at least that was my experience.
Like the four months after Claudia gives birth, it's going to be so wonderful and intense and focused in.
And then...
And you'll be like, wow, this is difficult and challenging.
And then it'll be done and you won't even remember.
I can't wait.
No matter how much Sadie is.
I hope I remember.
I hope I remember.
You'll remember the good, but you don't remember, I guess it's
a little bit more difficult.
You don't remember
Rosie, of course.
Yeah.
But I feel like that's life in general.
Like, I actually, I was thinking about this the other day.
Like, I look back on my whole life for the most part very fondly.
Like, I was talking about this with Claudia.
Like, I'm very thankful that I'm in a great spot.
I knock on wood.
Like, everything is really great.
But if you look and dive into like individual years, there were really bad years.
They were really stressful years.
And you just, I don't know if this is just my mind or if everybody's mind works like this.
Like you really do pull just the best moments out of a year in your highlight reel.
And you're like, life's great.
But there are specific things in day-to-day life that are stressful.
So I'm sure it's the same thing.
I'm definitely not going to be thinking about the lack of sleep.
when I'm like looking at him at four months old and he's God willing happy, healthy and smiling.
So at least I hope not.
Olivia, you happy with how your life turned out
so far, yeah.
Yeah,
how old are you?
26, 25.
I'll be 26 in August.
But write that down, Ben.
Write that down.
August 10th.
Yeah, August 10th.
I'm gonna forget it.
My galaxy X25 Ultra.
No, we won't forget.
We won't forget.
August 10th.
August 10th,
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1999.
Yep, you got it.
From a last episode.
Locked and loaded.
Thank you.
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Should we look at a story?
Yeah, we should.
Is there anything going on?
What do we got on the docket?
It's not really a story.
I guess we could just like quickly comment on it because you're friendly with her.
I'm friends with her, but Remy Bader came out on Chloe Kardashian's podcast talking about how she had weight loss surgery.
Yes.
And all that for those that don't know, you can, you can Google it or watch the episode, but Remy lost a lot of weight, looks great.
And people were wondering, oh, Zepic, is it this?
Is it that?
And she came out and said that she got this surgery.
And people are just like, some are celebrating her, but others are coming down hard.
They're like, I wish, like, why'd you lie to us?
Why didn't you tell us beforehand?
And all that I have to say is people need to leave women and their bodies alone.
They just need to.
It's not your business.
You're following her.
You're choosing to follow her, right?
If you don't want to follow her, you don't have to follow her.
I like hate this judgmental, like just world that we live in where a girl can't get weight loss surgery to make herself healthier and feel better without coming under fire that she manipulated and lied to her fans.
Like, no, she didn't do it for you.
She did it for her.
That's all.
That's my opinion.
I agree.
And I think people need to understand while it's so important to cultivate and to be vulnerable and transparent and as honest as one can be with their audience who supports them and gives them everything, right?
Like, I think it's beautiful when people, the way Claudia and Jackie have fostered their fandom.
I mean, it's, it's spectacular.
We're not as nice to the morons, but they don't deserve nice.
But, you know, no matter as a viewer, no matter how honest, no matter how much you think you're getting the real version of the person you follow, it's not 100% ever because you would find them incredibly boring if you were just a voyeur on their life and watching them in their like silly, everyday, mundane activities.
Like when they turn that camera on, they are putting up some version of a front.
Some people only do it 5%, some people do it 100%,
but there is something that they are projecting because it is a show.
There is an entertainment value to all of this.
And thus, if Remy wanted to keep some of this private until she felt ready to share it, I think she's entitled to do that.
It's a sidebar, but credit to us, I swear to the moron community, we're very similar off camera.
We're dialed up for sure, but
you're getting 99% here.
99%.
To your point, though,
it's very, very hard to share the intimate details of your life.
It's very hard, very hard.
And some people are great at that.
Like, I think like the greatest influencers, vloggers are sharing freaking everything, but then they're left with nothing for them.
Like, I think it's so, it's so hard.
Like, you want to cultivate that community, but you also want to have a really nice life that isn't just on camera 24-7.
Otherwise, you end up like Ruby Frank filming your kids and getting thrown in jail.
Like, that's what happens when you're so unbelievably giving to your community to a fault.
You also, in that case, happen to be like a murderer and a psychopath, but in general, like sometimes, like, yeah, cut these people some slack.
That's all.
Oh, yeah.
And even think about the timeline of like, I have no idea what's going on, but you just see it in press or like page six.
A lot of people have thoughts or rumors or conspiracies about Sidney Sweeney's relationship, right?
And it's like making zero comment on that, but it's just being, it's in the press a lot.
And like using that as an example, as someone who has a public relationship, if anything ever changed in their public relationship, like they not only have to go through it, go through closure, go through all the things, then they need to mourn it and then feel comfortable being public about it.
And so you can't come down on them.
And I'm not saying I have no idea what's going on with Sidney Sweeney.
I'm just using it as an example of a public relationship that people have their eyes on.
It's like you have to, even though these people have given a lot of themselves and they get a lot out of being public figures, you have to give them their private moments.
For sure.
Bieber's the number one with that.
Like, he's given everybody everything.
And the paparazzi, like,
they won't leave him alone when he's trying to get into his car.
Right.
Like, when you're trying to, like, pick up a soda.
You're like, Lord knows if you saw what I looked like leaving the house, going to get my Starbucks every morning.
In his crocs.
I mean, I'll tell you, I'm wearing yellow crocs these days, eggo crocs.
I'm wearing some form of sweatpants and a t-shirt, typically glasses, meeting my man Rodney, giving him a nice five so that he gives me my coffee ahead of everybody else.
Love.
Yeah, I guess it's not so bad.
I had to, I once had to tell the paparazzi to stop taking my photo and they were like, we're here for Miles Teller, fuck face.
And I said, oh.
That's funny.
Well, speaking of your, your man Rodney at Starbucks, did you know that coffee houses are the hot new first date spot?
Because guys say it's less of a commitment.
There's very low stakes.
Things are steaming up at coffee shops.
More and more singles are going on first dates at New York City coffee houses rather than meeting up for drinks or a full-on dinner.
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How do they know?
Body language?
Are they asking?
I also shout out Dan B.
Lee.
Love that name.
You can always tell when someone's on a date, date.
Can't you?
I guess I can.
I guess you can.
I guess you can.
But like these baristas are being that like militaristic with watching the body language of all of their customers.
Whatever.
Let's say this story is based in fact.
It's cheap for sure.
What is it?
$5?
No, it's not.
That's $5 a coffee.
So it's a $10 date.
Maybe you get a scone.
It's a $14 date, right?
It's cheap.
Yeah.
You're asking somebody for coffee, though.
I don't consider that a date.
Want to grab a cup of coffee?
That's not a date to me.
That's a way to meet somebody.
It's a way to extract information.
Perhaps see if you would like to go on a date.
But coffee's not a date.
You?
What do you think?
I understand that it is low stakes.
I think it is a kind of a good, are you going to kill me first, first meetup, just like a are you going to kill me gauge?
Do women do that, Olivia?
Like on a, maybe on a blind date or something?
Let me just see if you feel dangerous.
1,000%.
And I mean, like, too, for a lot of my friends who go on dates from like dating apps, I mean, like, we all have each other's location shared.
You know, we're like, hey, in case, or like, tell us, like, you know, what bar they're going to or a coffee shop, I guess, in this instance, just like, in case this person ends up being a total freak, this is, you know, my last known coordinates, which is a terrible reality to exist in, but definitely one we must consider.
I agree.
You have to.
You have to plan for it, but that is.
scary, scary and sad.
I mean, I don't know if a girl would just be like, oh, this sucks.
I guess it depends on the girl, but I'd really, I've always asked people to go on a hike.
That was always a first date one for me because it's an activity, right?
Like, let's just go and like, we can talk, but we don't have to like stare into each other's eyes because we can also, but if that person isn't into that or like doesn't want to get sweaty on their first date, I would just love to go for a walk.
Like, can we just go walk for an hour, like somewhere interesting?
I love a great walk.
I love a walk and chat.
It's fantastic.
I will say that if if somebody asked me to go on a hike with them, I might think they're trying to kill me.
I might.
Well, by
come hike with me up this mountain
for our first date, might signal to me that they were trying to kill me.
Are you going to walk in?
Good baby name.
Ravine Sophie.
Ravier.
Ravine softer.
It's kind of good.
Ravine is nice.
It sounds oddly religious.
Ruvine.
Ruvine.
Ruveen.
Oh, it's Ruven.
But yeah, the walk and chat is really nice.
I love it.
You're looking to your left, but you're walking straight.
You're chatting.
I could do that for exactly as you said, you walk on the treadmill at three.
I could do that for three hours.
I could walk and chat with someone.
This is a little bit indelicate.
What's the quickest you've gone from first date to canoodle?
Don't say it.
Claudia is going to be so mad at you.
No, the I don't do you not know this that Claudia is the only girl that I've ever canoodled really
yes swear on my life like we're each other's firsts and that's it we're like literally from the Bible same here we're biblical me too but just
we're biblical and so I could say how long did it take us it was like a couple months well yeah you're first that that makes sense yeah yeah no we were we were lame no that's amazing like and by the way peach and I like had definitely some like, because I knew I loved her right away.
And like, I didn't want to mess it up.
And I didn't want to, I just wanted to 100% make sure that everyone was, you know, just as comfortable as possible.
But yeah, so we waited for a while.
You don't, do you guys watch White Lotus?
Yes.
I don't.
I do.
This shows.
This show, in my opinion, is so bad, but this most recent episode, did you see anything about it online, Josh?
No.
Do you know anything about it?
Well,
spoiler alert, I know there's some incest.
Yes, it's crazy.
It's nuts.
It's like Patrick Schwarzenegger, I don't remember the other kid's name, but they're on a boat.
They take some drugs and they're laying in a bed next to each other.
The younger brother is canodling with some woman and the older brother, he has in his head that he was like, sorry, mom, masturbating while the younger brother and the girl are having sex right next to him.
This is the vision that he has in his head.
And we're watching this.
We're like, that's fucking disgusting.
Like, what in the world is going on?
And then later you find out he wasn't masturbating himself, his brother was jerking him off while having sex with this girl.
Josh, this show,
it's terrible.
Who thinks of this?
Hollywood has gone too far.
It's too much.
It's so gross.
I'm looking at it.
I'm like,
that's how you get an overall deal at HBO, baby.
It's sick.
Olivia, how sick is it?
It was so putrid.
Like it was awful to watch.
I love
It's one of my favorite shows and this season has definitely been keeping me on my toes.
But that scene and like whole storyline, I saw it coming from a mile away because his brother is being so weird the whole time and cagey.
But then like it happened and I was like, come on, this is nasty.
Nasty.
Josh, don't watch it.
You don't need this.
I can't.
What's even more disgusting to me is the fact that all these actors have jobs that I don't.
That's why I can't watch it.
I'm too jealous.
You're like, I would jerk off my brother and
for his brother.
We feel so alone.
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800 pounds is too much.
Too many pounds.
800 pounds is.
Honestly, I take it back.
800 pounds, if you can get up to 800 pounds, it's a medal of honor.
That's shout out.
That's like, that's pretty awesome.
Yeah.
All right.
Good for her.
I'm just.
We could try.
You want to try?
I could get there in weeks, but I
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I would be, I'd be 800 in like two weeks.
You'd be bloated.
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hey good guys my best friend has been dating her boyfriend for three years and living with him for one they're financially stable well for the week of valentine's day he takes her on a trip across europe and on valentine's day he takes her to paris they stay in a beautiful hotel they have a romantic dinner they go to the eiffel tower and he does not propose i know she is heartbroken as a man is she just a placeholder for him what are your thoughts
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she she wasn't so monotone it wasn't like she was being locked in a cupboard like some of these other ones.
I feel mixed about this.
Have they been on a trip like this before?
Is this really their first, if this is their first trip, then maybe he just is feeling good, got a nice bonus, wants to take his lady on a nice trip?
Not everything needs to be about a proposal.
Totally.
I also, maybe it's just old-fashioned.
I would never propose to somebody.
I mean, I would never propose to anybody but my wife, but I wouldn't propose without family there.
I always thought that was kind of weird.
Like, don't you want to like celebrate with people?
I guess it could just be the two of you, but like, I think it's, at least for me, I'd rather have like her sisters there, like, my family close by so we can gather and celebrate.
So, no, I don't, I don't think it's that weird.
I feel bad for her if she was disappointed, but I don't think it's that weird.
What do you think?
I just think that you can't have expectations of when you are going to be proposed to.
And I would imagine it might be, and Olivia, feel free to weigh in.
And by that, I mean, Ethan, what are you waiting for?
No, I'm kidding.
It's maddening, I would imagine.
And tell me if I'm wrong, Olivia, because you want the guy to be chivalrous and to do the dude thing and get on one knee and take the initiative to do it.
But then if you want that, you have to be completely at the mercy of their timetable.
I agree with that.
And I think like, I think it's just like it really comes down to having discussions about it.
I feel like this is a bit of a nuanced thing.
So if they've like talked about it, and again, like they've been together for three years, but three years can look different for a lot of people, you know, and like what age are they?
All kinds of stuff kind of factors in there.
But yeah, I think you have to like, I mean, Ethan and I have obviously like talked about it.
And, you know, we have like an idea of when we want to like take that step.
But I, again, like, I'm at the mercy of, you know, his timetable on it.
And yeah, I mean, like, cause it's a big investment too.
Like for guys, you have to, you know, save up the money to be able to buy a ring and all of that.
And I have no idea what that process is like.
So yeah, you got to give a little grace, but have open communication.
We also know, do we know how old these people are?
I don't know.
We don't know how they, how old they are.
But don't you think like you also have to know who you're dating and like what they're and like my famous story about, you know, proposing to Paige was that we were going on a trip to Paris and I didn't want to do it there.
So I did it the morning we left so that she could go have this amazing trip after she just found out that she was engaged.
But you know, we had been together five years.
We were reasonably young.
We were still like, she was in her mid-20s.
I was in my late 20s.
And so, you know, it just felt kind of perfect, but I did it completely alone.
Like, cause that's us.
Like, I would never think to put Paige in front of people doing it because I know her and she's private.
And, and then, and then she had the opportunity to celebrate after it happened.
And, and you did it with people.
It's like, you have to know who you're dating.
Have to know who you're dating.
You're, you're exactly right.
And the fact that she doesn't know him and he doesn't know her doesn't bode well.
The fact that it's like that big of a mystery, Olivia, you pointed to it.
Like, most of the time you have an inkling.
And if she had an inkling, then this is fucked up, right?
Like if he gave, if they had a conversation and she's like, I'm gonna, he's like, I'm gonna propose sometime over the next three months and he takes her on this trip to Paris and it's all this, then it's messed up.
Right.
But it sounds like they are just not on the same page.
But I think it's, and you guys tell me what you think.
I think a lot of the Hallmarkian platitudes is what F's over people is their expectation of romance because the way it was fed to them their entire life.
And it's like, if you have a timetable for something because you've never imagined the idea that you could ever be 30 and not engaged or you could ever be 32 and not have a kid, like, again, it's great to have direction and know where you want to go in your life, but I would say wear it like a loose coat because you're setting yourself up to be disappointed if it doesn't go that way.
100%.
Preach.
Yep.
I agree.
Facts on facts.
Agree completely.
Agreed.
Agreed.
Facts on facts.
Okay.
Here's one from Andrew.
Good old Andy.
What's up, good guys?
My name is Andrew.
Big fan of the pod.
Just a quick one here.
Not sure if you guys are familiar with Roadrunner Sports, the shoe outfitters.
I recently went in there about 30 minutes ago looking for a new pair of ultras.
I run in the Torin 9s.
I've been running in them for like two and a half years.
I like the shoe.
They fit me great.
Done.
Go in and out, right?
Wrong.
Can.
They need to scan your feet.
They need to take you through an entire survey.
And even if you know what shoe you want, you can't try it on unless you take their survey and scan your feet.
I asked him, I go, oh, I'm just looking to replace my ultras.
And there was silence.
Like I just said something horribly wrong.
And he just looks at me and he's like, you can't try anything on until we scan your feet.
Until we scan your feet.
Give me a fucking break.
Give me a size 10 ultra torin and let me get out of your hair.
It was crazy.
So I said no.
And I was like, can you just check if you have a 10?
They didn't have have a 10.
Imagine I scanned my feet, went through that entire process, and they come back and they go, oh, we only have a nine.
Get the fuck out of here.
Oh, there's a good one.
Andrew, I'm so sorry for that terrible experience.
You ever heard of Amazon?
What are you nuts?
If you know that you need a 10, it'll be there in the morning.
Don't go to Roadrunner, this crap, scanning your feet.
What are they doing with that?
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
The feet are flat.
Put put it in the jewish bin you know
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Yeah, literally.
And now I was thinking about this.
The only person who's buying that kind of data is up to no good they're up to no good it shouldn't be it shouldn't be allowed to be sold it's gone everybody loses their money it's done it's the risk you run making a company like this so scary i'm sure that the the roadrunner they're probably selling their feet data to a 23andme competitor they're probably selling it to only fans
Or that.
Or that.
Yeah.
Shout out, Roadrunners.
I've heard you've got great shoes.
Shout out, Roadrunners.
You sound like Stretch Lab.
I'm out.
There's too much.
It's just complicating the customer journey.
If I want shoes, give me shoes.
If I want a stretch, give me a stretch.
I don't need anything more than that.
I don't need to know why this is a great shoe.
If I ask you why is it a great shoe, be prepared to tell me why it's a great shoe.
But if I want to buy the fucking shoe, I'm with Andy over here.
Yeah.
Give the man his shoes.
Or Drew.
We don't know what he goes by.
Andy or Drew, would you go your name is andrew you going by andy or drew i like andrew okay i'm
like no but you have to pick a nickname andy or drew i play red pill blue pill i i played a character named drew on how i met your father and i i didn't mind it drew i'll go drew drew is cooler andy he's happy go lucky though you know i like
a and di andy andy andy
Andy is good for a woman.
Oh, this can be, this can introduce our what are you nuts, bit speaking Speaking of this Roadrunners, Misha Gossen, shout out, our what are you nuts moment of the week is our gripes with people, places, and things, both big and small, whatever, sticking in your craw.
This Roadrunners thing reminded me once my friend Simon, he went to a Toyota dealership to buy a car.
He just wanted to buy the car.
He knew what he wanted.
He knew the color.
He knew the price he wanted to spend, and he knew it was possible.
So he goes and he's like, I will take this car.
Here's what I'd like to pay.
Let me know if we can get it done.
The guy goes, great.
You just want to go on a test drive first.
Trust me.
He goes, no, I don't.
He goes, I know what I want to spend.
I want to get out of here.
I don't want this to take all day.
Because it's a tactic for them, right?
Yes.
Test drive, keep you there three, four hours.
Because then if you leave without a car, you feel like, oh, I wasted the day.
So you start compromising.
Oh, I guess I'll pay a little more.
So the guy goes, you have to test drive or you can't buy the car.
He goes, let me guess how it drives.
Like a Camry?
Does it drive like every other Toyota that's ever been built?
Ever?
We're not talking about a fucking McLaren.
This is not a Lotus, a Ferrari, a Lamborghini.
It's a Toyota.
I gotta go.
I assume it drives like a Camry.
Let me go.
And they almost got into a fist fight.
What are you, nuts?
That is incredible.
What are you nuts?
What are you, nuts?
Take my thousand dollar down payment with my 250 a month.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
It's a Camry.
No, no, it's, you know, honestly, if you test drive it, you're not going to want to buy it.
Righty.
You're going to deter people.
My woody nuts is, I'm included in it.
It's a general, it's a cultural thing.
Did it last night, and I'm realizing this practice, Josh.
So once I go to a nick game, okay?
I'm sitting there.
I'm looking for a healthier snack.
You'd be proud of me.
I'm not going for the French fries.
I'm not going for the popcorn.
I'm not going for a big pretzel.
Okay.
I went with the peanuts because that to me is a high-protein snack that I can have at a game.
They come, Josh, they come in the shells, right?
You crack open a shell, you eat the peanut, you throw the shell on the floor.
You crack open the peanut, you eat it, you throw the shell on the floor.
All of a sudden, you look at the floor, it is disgusting.
Yes, like you are just littering.
Like litter, it's it's approved littering.
And without regard for who needs to clean it up, how terrible this experience is going to be for this person, what are we nuts?
What are we nuts?
Like, this is a crazy practice.
Let me crack open my peanut, eat my peanut, and just throw all of the shells on the floor.
It's so just mind-blowing that this is what we do, but there is no other way to do it.
You can't do it any other way.
But imagine, Josh, you ordered edamame at a basketball game.
You're putting the edamame's, and then you're chucking the shell on the floor.
It's insanity.
What are you, nuts?
So good.
Take us home then.
Folks, you know who else is nuts?
You, if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts?
Listen to us wherever you get your podcasts, watch us on YouTube.
Josh's YouTube, we're blowing up because this Drake episode.
We're huge, we're huge.
We have so many new subs, so many new viewers.
Thank you for coming.
If you came from the Drake episode, you're here to stay.
You're a moron now.
You don't get that yet, but trust me, it's endearing.
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