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Speaker 2 Here we are. Oh my God, in person.
New York. There really is no replicating the magic of me being able to reach across and not touch you because I'm sitting there.

Speaker 5 You're an antibiotic.

Speaker 2 You're antibiotic. But you did give me a little bit of the hand sanitizer.
I would have been okay with it. You know what? I'm going to do a little more.
Give me a little bit more so that I can.

Speaker 2 You're going to profile act. And just so that I can touch your hand.
Just a little.

Speaker 5 You know what? This is Jewish holy water.

Speaker 2 It is hash wednesday thank god give me a give me just a little more a little more and then a little touch just a little skin

Speaker 2 hot okay and then i was like what the fuck is burning i cut my finger and now all of the anti all of the spritz is in the that's good you're cleaning it out oh my god oh my god yes that is like holy water you know and it touches the jew in person thank god you flew in

Speaker 6 red eye I am so proud of the way I set this trip up.

Speaker 2 Walk us through it.

Speaker 5 I would love to. Thank you.
Flew here, United.

Speaker 2 Red Eye. Thank God.

Speaker 5 Shout out, United.

Speaker 2 Wow. We're talking Polaris.

Speaker 6 We're talking first class.

Speaker 2 We're talking lay flat bed.

Speaker 7 100%. Wow.

Speaker 5 It's, you know what? This is a new era for me. And by that, I mean I had a voucher I had to use by the end of March.

Speaker 5 But shout out, Maggie and Jasmine at United. Hopefully, one day the official sponsor the Good Guys podcast.

Speaker 2 I mean, I don't know what they're waiting for. The official airline? Let's go.
Yes.

Speaker 2 We don't even need to be paid. We like a barter.
This is the perfect barter.

Speaker 5 Perfect barter. And put our face face, not on a 787, but a regional jet, a CRJ 1295.

Speaker 2 No problem. The jet that goes down? Yeah.
Inevitably.

Speaker 5 Our faces in the Potomac.

Speaker 2 It's horrible. You just see my head in flames.
That was American.

Speaker 2 They can't wait to sponsor us now. Oh, my God.

Speaker 5 Shout out to those poor souls.

Speaker 6 We apologize. It's horrible.
So.

Speaker 5 This is how I get it planned out. I'm here doing a talk for Meta.

Speaker 2 Heard of it? Wow. Really?

Speaker 2 Is Zuck gonna be there?

Speaker 5 Can you imagine? BTZ, big time Zuck

Speaker 5 in his blue Benson Boone suit.

Speaker 2 Did you see that one? Of course.

Speaker 2 With his nice chain, with his nice perm.

Speaker 2 He's fucking ill. He

Speaker 5 wore, he did a tribute, a testimony to Benson Boone's incredible performance. Is that his name, Benson Boone?

Speaker 2 I think so.

Speaker 5 I feel like a dad.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, he's Benson Boone.

Speaker 5 Benson Boone.

Speaker 2 Benson Boone. Okay.
Tough name. That can't be his real name.

Speaker 5 Name for a star.

Speaker 2 But at the same time, he picked it. Benson Boone.
I don't like it. No.
I like Benson. I don't think Boone.
Right. Boone.

Speaker 5 It'd be cool if his name was Mercedes Benson.

Speaker 2 Yes. Yes.

Speaker 2 Or like Boone.

Speaker 2 Boone is a first name, right? Boone. I think we need to throw away Boone.

Speaker 5 Just Benson. Benson.

Speaker 2 Just Benson.

Speaker 2 Like Olivia.

Speaker 5 Benson. Olivia Benson.
Who is that?

Speaker 2 SVU. Marishka Hargate.
Yay. Olivia Benson.

Speaker 5 Maybe we go find the set where they're shooting today in New York City.

Speaker 2 I'm in.

Speaker 2 Quick crime scene. I'm in.

Speaker 5 Just as a fun aside, I did a movie with the great Peter Herman, who is Mariska Hargate's husband. Yes.
And I'll never forget he once said to me, he's like, you know, we love our family and it's great.

Speaker 5 And, you know, and I do well. I mean, I don't do well like my wife.

Speaker 2 I was like, Peter, we know. Sounds like me.

Speaker 5 He's an amazing guy.

Speaker 2 And just the hargate the hargate herman's come on the show we'd love to have you oh wow a gorgeous maris

Speaker 2 i would love her yeah her i can only think about her in the love guru svu is gone for me mariska hargate when was the last time you saw that movie never oh i've seen it so good it's really not though no it's like one of those mike myers movies that really deserves like a six on rotten tomatoes but if you're in the right head space and you see it for the first time you're just like oh this is it jacques lecock grande played by justin timberlake so good so bad so good such so many interests you have i know the things you know i know and the things i don't

Speaker 5 oh well okay so yes you're flying i plan this out so i go okay i'm gonna fly at night you fly at night because at night this is a wash this means nothing yeah right so you utilize the time you'd be laying in bed yeah i could fly in at four tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 5 I landed at midnight. What am I doing? I'm sleeping more.
Yep. You know? So I get on the flight, and then this is what I do.
I book a hotel airport. Look at me.
Look at me, listeners.

Speaker 5 You book a hotel airport for the night before

Speaker 5 and the night after.

Speaker 2 Right? Yep.

Speaker 5 Check-ins at three. No.
You landed at 6 a.m.

Speaker 2 You're here on a work trip.

Speaker 2 You don't need frills. You need a bed.
You need no traffic. You need quick.

Speaker 5 A commuter hotel.

Speaker 2 A commuter hotel. That's it.

Speaker 5 So I land.

Speaker 2 Bring your own padlock. That's it.

Speaker 2 I bring the little door alarm thing. You know, if it moves, woo, woo.

Speaker 5 Startled, take out my night guard.

Speaker 2 Fucking Taikon bell.

Speaker 5 So I get there 6 a.m. Now.

Speaker 5 There's a Nork Marriott Hotel. Yes.
It's nice, close, nice. 370 a night.

Speaker 2 Nuts. Nuts.
Too much. 370 a night for an airport hotel?

Speaker 5 It was hot. That's psychotic.
There must be a convention.

Speaker 2 $370 a night for an airport hotel?

Speaker 5 Convention.

Speaker 2 Nuts. It's a convention center?

Speaker 5 All Marriotts have a convention component and/or ballroom.

Speaker 2 Interesting. I can't imagine there's a ballroom at the airport.

Speaker 2 Where are you getting married? The airport hotel.

Speaker 5 I wanted to make it easy for people flying in.

Speaker 2 And I hate my daughter.

Speaker 2 After parties at Hudson News.

Speaker 2 Oh, Oh,

Speaker 2 it's good.

Speaker 5 And so I go, but here's the thing. I know the hierarchy of the Marriott chain.
And this is not sponsored in any way. And it should be.

Speaker 2 It should be. Marriott.
Shonda that it's not.

Speaker 5 Beyond. Now, as we all know, the Marriott Courtyard is the ultimate Marriott sort of commuter hotel.
Yes. Great.
No frills, perfect, modern, beautiful.

Speaker 5 But then they have a class adjacent to the courtyard. They're called the Fairfield-Inn Suites and the Spring Hill Suites.
Yeah. Where as no frills as possible, except they have breakfast.
Yes.

Speaker 5 Gorgeous continental breakfasts. They have coffee in the lobby.
Yes. And a kitchenette.
Fantastic. This I know.
I look up the Spring Hill, which is a half a mile away from the airport. 110 a night.

Speaker 2 Are you kidding me? Of course you have to do that. 110 a night.
And you did that. Yeah.
Yeah. President.
By the way, I would love to know.

Speaker 2 They probably don't have a presidential suite, but I'd love to know what the most expensive room even is. 110.

Speaker 5 I'm in it. The wheelchair suite.

Speaker 5 I said, I'll take the ADA room. They said, sure, you're completely abled.
I said, so you think.

Speaker 6 I can't do these ADA rooms.

Speaker 2 10 in the minute. I just don't like them.
The people's low. I just don't want them.
Like,

Speaker 2 I don't want to walk into the bathroom and have like this metal bar.

Speaker 5 When they hit the doorbell, the lights flicker.

Speaker 2 Fucked up. It's good.

Speaker 5 In the first 50 minutes, we've got after the people who tragically died in the Potomac and the handbook.

Speaker 2 Good. That's it.
It's good.

Speaker 2 It's fine. It's good.
All right. So 110 a night, breakfast, coffee.
You're in. You're locked and loaded.
You get to the hotel. How many hours of sleep did you get?

Speaker 5 So I slept four hours on the plane. Okay.
We'll talk about that because that was its own what are you nuts. And then I go straight from the plane.
It's around 5.40. Okay.
I go right to my room.

Speaker 5 It's on the app, my key. Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 What a luxury. You talk to no one.

Speaker 5 Talked straight in.

Speaker 5 I go straight in. I go right into my room.
Five minutes, wash up a little bit. I'm in bed by six.
Slept till 10.

Speaker 2 I got eight hours. Nice.
Very good. And you got two REM cycles.

Speaker 2 It's all about the REM, Josh. This is what I've learned.
I've been waking up recently. Six o'clock in the morning, which I know for you is very late.
Josh will text me at 4.30 in the morning.

Speaker 2 He's like, you up? You're like, no.

Speaker 2 Well, actually, yes, but why are you?

Speaker 2 Six o'clock. And I realized if I'm up at six, sleeping for another hour and a half only hurts me.
That's right. Only hurts me.
If you can't get, I think it's like, what is it, two to three hours?

Speaker 2 If you can't get it, don't do it. This idea of a cat nap, at least for me, 30 minutes, I'm destroyed.

Speaker 2 That like meme of like, you woke up and you have no idea where you are or what year it is, that's when you have a nap outside of REM. Yes.
I made that up, but I think so.

Speaker 5 Well, Kazzi David, Larry David's daughter, who is spectacular.

Speaker 2 Spectacular.

Speaker 5 She would fit right in here.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. Kazzy.
She would.

Speaker 5 Please, anytime.

Speaker 2 We'd love to have you. Claudia and her had a brief friendship, I remember.
Brief. At least a decade ago.
At least a decade ago. Went to her house, saw a picture of Larry on the wall.

Speaker 2 I think it came and ended.

Speaker 2 But Kazzy, if there's no ill will, come on. If there is ill will, keep it to yourself.

Speaker 2 I don't want to know.

Speaker 2 I don't want to know what you did.

Speaker 5 The good guys, we're not interested in your goodwill. No, no, the good guys, we're not interested in your ill will.

Speaker 2 No, I don't want it. If there's goodwill, great.
If there's ill will, keep it to yourself.

Speaker 5 There's not the ill will games. No.

Speaker 2 There's a goodwill games. Goodwill.
Yeah. Should we go to a goodwill after this? Pick up a couple of coats.
Yeah, yacht. Yes.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 Although the smell of thrift stores gives me post-traumatic stress from growing up impoverished. I understand.

Speaker 2 I understand.

Speaker 5 Like when hipsters are like, we're going thrifting. I'm like, no,

Speaker 2 no, it's weird. It's definitely weird to thrift when you don't have to.
It's actually fucked up. It's right.
It's fucked up. I'm going to say it.
There's a difference between high-end thrifting.

Speaker 2 That is really like collecting, right? Like you go to like these thrift stores and you're looking for like a 1940s Chanel. Sure.
Thrifting. I think that, or that's vintage.

Speaker 2 Vintage is different than thrifting, right?

Speaker 5 Sure.

Speaker 2 Just thinking like Goodwill, you really want to save the Goodwill stuff for the people who need Goodwill.

Speaker 5 Well, no. It's elliptical, right?

Speaker 5 You give your stuff. The Goodwill then uses that money to employ people who need jobs and hopefully the money...

Speaker 5 Yeah, it's sort of like one system. In my humble opinion, just in the recovery game, I think a wonderful sort of organization is the Salvation Army.
Yes.

Speaker 5 Because they have rehabs and they actually give people beds who are in need, who are addicted, what have you. Interesting.
And part of their...

Speaker 5 penance or part of their structured living to hopefully get out there and get a job and start their life again is they then go work for the sally that's what we call it interesting and they'll

Speaker 5 drive the trucks and pick up the furniture that you're going to give away. They'll run the store.

Speaker 2 So it's kind of great. I really only know the Salvation Army during Christmas and I just like the, they're ringing the bells and I'm just like, get the fuck away from me.

Speaker 2 Sorry.

Speaker 5 Who are the Latin guys in the all-white?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 What is that's a that's a religious sect.

Speaker 2 I think so. I think so.
I don't know, though. I don't know.
Speaking of religious, happy Ash Wednesday. Happy Ash Wednesday.
I don't know what it is. Do you?

Speaker 5 It is introducing Lent. It precedes Easter, and that's all I got.

Speaker 2 Okay. Yeah, I don't know.
I was getting a cup of coffee before this, and the guy next to me had the ash on his forehead. And the cashier goes to him.
She's like, oh, you're a good Christian boy.

Speaker 2 So you were in mass today. He said nothing to her.
He couldn't have said anything. He said nothing.

Speaker 5 Because as my wife would say, she delineates Christianity and Catholicism.

Speaker 5 She is a Catholic, and she says Christian, while all-encompassing, sort of infers. a different sect.
And by that, I mean one less serious.

Speaker 2 So maybe she judged his sect.

Speaker 5 He judged probably. He was like, I'm not a Christian.
I'm a Catholic. Or sorry.

Speaker 2 She incorrectly misreliged.

Speaker 5 Meligioned him.

Speaker 2 Misreligioned.

Speaker 5 Yes, title.

Speaker 6 That's fucked up.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Nobody misreligions me.
No.

Speaker 2 No one looks at you and goes, are you Mormon?

Speaker 2 Speaking of Mormon, what a segue, Josh. I watched the most disturbing documentary I've ever seen last night about.
Mormons. Sorry.
It's not about the Mormons, though. Like, it's not their fault.

Speaker 2 It just happened to be Mormon. It's like Jeffrey Epstein.
It's not the Jews, but he happened to be Jewish. This woman, oh my God, it's called The Devil and the Family, The Story of Ruby Frank.

Speaker 2 Have you heard of Ruby Frank, Josh? I have. Okay.
Spoiler alert. If you plan on watching this, maybe skip this part.
I don't really think I'm giving anything away.

Speaker 2 This is a very Google-able story, Google-able. It's a terrible story.
This woman has six kids and they have a count on YouTube. They were early on YouTube called Eight Passengers.

Speaker 2 They were like one of the first YouTube families. She was filming everything that

Speaker 2 her kids were doing. And like the beginning of the dock, it's just awkward.
She's like asking like her kids to smile, like

Speaker 2 be more talkative when the camera's in front of you. Like she really treats them like employees.
And like you get to feel like a little bit uncomfortable, but it's nothing crazy. Right.

Speaker 2 And then as the, as it goes on, she meets this woman who is just, she's a therapist, but she's an unlicensed therapist. And she tries to take control of their house.

Speaker 2 She like tells the husband that if he watches pornography, he's going to hell and like found out that he watched porn and like put him in this like group chat with other terrible men who watch porn and have lust and the whole thing.

Speaker 5 It's called the bad guys. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Our chat. Sorry.

Speaker 2 By the way, porn is great. Mom, don't listen.
Yeah. And so push comes to shove, whatever.
She ends up, this woman ends up possessed.

Speaker 2 This therapist. Her name is Mrs.
Hildebrandt. And she comes to Ruby and she's like, I need your help.
I'm possessed by the devil. And she moves her into her home.

Speaker 2 And all of a sudden, the reason that she's possessed is because the two little kids in her house are the devil. And in order to get the devil out of these children, they starve them, chain them.

Speaker 2 This awful, awful, like malnourished for like nine months. Nuts.

Speaker 2 The only reason they got out is the youngest kid walked up to his neighbor, knocked on the door, and was like, hi, can you call the police? He like weighed like nothing. He was like skin and bones.

Speaker 2 But if he never escaped and never went to the police, like Ruby Frank's diary literally wrote, I will get the devil out of them, even if it means they die.

Speaker 2 Like she thought that she was doing God a service by removing the devil.

Speaker 5 And they're good. And so she's.

Speaker 2 And they're in jail for 30 years each.

Speaker 5 Her and the therapist.

Speaker 2 Her and the therapist. This.

Speaker 2 The husband isn't in jail. Well, he should be too.
A thousand percent. He's in the documentary talking about how he didn't, he didn't like realize what was going on.

Speaker 2 She did kick him out for a year and this all happened during the year, but he didn't check in on his kids for an entire year.

Speaker 2 He didn't get one year in prison.

Speaker 5 But should that begs the question, right? Crazy. It begs the question for YouTube and social media families, right? Which is like, clearly, it's your family.
They're your kids.

Speaker 5 Like, there shouldn't necessarily be any intervention with how and which you want to raise your children.

Speaker 5 But if you are putting them on the internet and making what I imagine is a good amount of money from it.

Speaker 2 At one point, they were making, I think she said, over $100,000 a month.

Speaker 5 They weren't spending that on Instacart. No.

Speaker 2 You know what what I mean? No.

Speaker 5 But does that

Speaker 5 spake the question, though? Well, shouldn't that enter in child labor laws?

Speaker 2 For sure. Right? 1,000%.
And she would literally say, smile for me. I'll give you $10 per video.
$10? What are you, nuts?

Speaker 5 Like, it's sick. Sounds like my mom had an audition when I was eight.

Speaker 2 Dance, Joshie.

Speaker 2 I was at you, mom. Okay, but she wasn't starving, you know.

Speaker 5 Far from it. That was the opposite.

Speaker 2 She was a feeder.

Speaker 5 Oh my God. It was my mom's relationship with food was so fucked up.
Literally at the beginning of the day, she'd be like, we are Kato.

Speaker 5 So are you. So have a diet, Coke, and some bacon and go to school.

Speaker 2 Me. And by the time I got home.
She's on a new diet. Yeah.
I specifically remember at 13, I was having Slim Fast.

Speaker 2 Like.

Speaker 5 This gave me your book.

Speaker 2 Yeah, just like my mom would have had a Slim Fast and like I had one.

Speaker 2 Like I've spoken about my dad an optifest these diet these crash diets they're not they're not and obesity is a thousand percent genetic and food addiction is genetic it has to be or unless it's learned do you and claude think about like paige and i think about that with our kiddos are you and claude think about we haven't gotten there yet but definitely figuring out like what is the right balance i do think that just with the way that the world is going like our children will eat less sugar because there's just less sugar in or we're trying we're like more aware of sugar.

Speaker 2 I don't think that we were, my parents were as aware of sugar when i was growing up and i do think that sugar is the culprit like when whenever i think of why i'm so fat it's sugar i love candy so like i think on that end of the spectrum like hopefully having less sugar in your bread or having less sugar in just everyday life will help but i don't know i really they're gonna be they're gonna be fat

Speaker 2 like i just know he's gonna be fat and like i'm like i'm down i just like he doesn't have to be i don't know it's going to be hard. I hope.
He's at least going to be fat for a minute.

Speaker 2 I don't know how he's not.

Speaker 5 But you love, you are athletic. You like working out.
Not working out, but you like playing basketball. You like that.
You like going back. I was, but I was then.

Speaker 2 Actually, that's interesting. And I was skinny until 11.

Speaker 2 What changed? Me too. What changed? I was skinny till 11.

Speaker 5 Our ability in which I know mine was I got to go to school by myself. And then I was like, I'm going to become best friends with the guy at the bodega.

Speaker 2 Yeah, maybe it was that. Maybe it was independence.

Speaker 2 Maybe it was. I don't know.
My sister was chubby until 14 and then she just shed it. Yeah.
She's been skinny forever.

Speaker 5 Shout out, Maddie.

Speaker 2 Fucky. Good for her.
Yeah. What do we get here from Ruby Frank?

Speaker 5 She underfed. We overfeed.

Speaker 2 True. Yes, that was what it was.

Speaker 5 It's interesting. Like my son at school, the great state of California, shout out.
All kids in public school get free lunch and free breakfast.

Speaker 2 That's nice.

Speaker 5 So on Tuesday and Thursdays, they have pizza and they get it out. It gets brought in from dominoes.

Speaker 2 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Delish. High end.

Speaker 2 Delish.

Speaker 5 Not like the little French roll pizzas like we had. No.
And they have a lovely salad bar for the kids, like, you know, fruits and some veggies, cucumbers, carrots. And each kid only gets one slice.

Speaker 5 And, but Tuesday and Thursday, usually we pack his lunch three days a week. And we know Tuesday and Thursday, he loves getting the pizza.
And so we don't make it a thing.

Speaker 5 We just go, yeah, have your one slice of pizza Tuesday and Thursday. Thursday and

Speaker 5 Friday night will be or Tuesday, Thursday night, it'll be chicken and rice or something rather healthy, but we don't want to limit it.

Speaker 2 It might be that. It might be the pizza is bad.

Speaker 5 Right.

Speaker 2 Because that I definitely remember. Like I remember, I don't know if it was taught or if I taught it to myself or whatever it was, like.
This is bad.

Speaker 2 And when I'm going to eat it, I know I'm being bad. So I'm going to fucking eat it, you know? Right.
As opposed to, no, pizza's not bad. No, pasta is not bad.
Nothing is bad.

Speaker 2 The amount that you're consuming of it is bad,

Speaker 2 but not the actual thing itself. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Wow, we're so deep. We really are.
Speaking of food, I have brought from a little eatery.

Speaker 2 You're kidding me.

Speaker 5 Not well known. It's called Russ and Daughters.

Speaker 2 You're kidding me. Are you familiar with this?

Speaker 5 They happen to have a location on 34th Street straight out of the Lincoln Tunnel.

Speaker 2 Me too.

Speaker 5 You didn't know? Oh, is that new?

Speaker 2 And your Hudson Yards. Oh, my God.

Speaker 5 So

Speaker 5 I got two, and I thought we could do halfs and halves.

Speaker 2 Halves and halves. Halves and halves.

Speaker 5 Okay, here's the first one.

Speaker 2 You're a dream. For those that are listening to audio, you should also watch on YouTube.
This is a tuna salad sandwich. Oh, wow.
We're going to have to rate this.

Speaker 5 Okay, so I went a tuna and then I added, they didn't have lettuce, but I added the onions. No capers.

Speaker 2 Okay. We're going to give this a taste.
Cheers to you.

Speaker 5 Cheers to you.

Speaker 2 Let's give it a taste. Okay.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 This is what people love on podcast: people eating.

Speaker 2 That's very good tuna. Very good.

Speaker 5 That's yellow fin tuna.

Speaker 2 Oh, could be blue fin.

Speaker 2 Could be Toro. Has anybody ever made tuna salad from Toro?

Speaker 5 Tuna salad from Toro? Can you imagine? Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 This is the best. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 You can turn off. We are such fat, fat, fatty chairs.

Speaker 2 By the way, tune out for the next five minutes. I'm not having a bite.
I'm having the whole thing.

Speaker 5 Yeah, you can take a nice five-minute break, come back in. But I'm telling you, shout out Russ and Daughters in New York City.

Speaker 2 This is delicious. The bagel isn't even toasted.
That's how you know that

Speaker 2 what's inside is what matters.

Speaker 5 It really should be. And then, this, of course, the classic Nova scallion cream cheese.

Speaker 2 A little caper ice cream. Caper.
Oh, look. If you can see the Nova, it is buttery.
Cheers to you, my friend. Cheers.

Speaker 5 God bless you.

Speaker 2 God bless you. And these bagels aren't that big.

Speaker 2 They're real size. They're designer.
This is beautiful. This is a designer bagel moment.

Speaker 5 So sorry, guys. This is really horrible.

Speaker 2 Oh my God.

Speaker 2 Delicious. We should do this every episode.
Right?

Speaker 2 Did you see this bite? This is fantastic. I love a caper.

Speaker 2 So underrated, so delicious. We need to put caper in more things.

Speaker 5 What is a caper?

Speaker 2 Just a salt bomb. Or what actually is a caper? I don't want to know.

Speaker 2 I have no idea. And I don't want to know.

Speaker 5 Caper, you know, I like caper because it also means a heist.

Speaker 2 Oh, get it.

Speaker 6 Let's go have a caper. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, this is so good.

Speaker 5 We're on a bit of a caper.

Speaker 5 Benjamin, I just want to share with you because I like sharing things that mean something to me. Yes.
You mean something to me. Thank God.
We go out. What am I? This is Ben.
This is my Ben. You too.

Speaker 5 This is, you know.

Speaker 2 I'm Arm Candy. I'm your Arm Candy.
Yes. Yes.

Speaker 5 But you know that my Galaxy S25 Ultra means a lot to me, too.

Speaker 2 Yes, that you've taught me. It's replacing me.

Speaker 5 It's not, it's replacing you, adjacent. Listen, it's the ultimate AI companion.
We know this. Yes.

Speaker 2 But are you familiar with night video? Are you seeing what's happening here? I am, but the people need to know. You need to tell more.

Speaker 5 You ever tried to shoot video on your phone? It's past magic hour. It's now dark out.
It's like, this sucks.

Speaker 2 Of course.

Speaker 5 It's just not good.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 5 But, you know, finally now with night video. low light situations, noisy backgrounds, things,

Speaker 5 they finally, Samsung has figured out how to optimize the settings so that when you're filming at night, you're getting those wow-worthy videos that we want.

Speaker 2 And Josh, just in case there is an unwanted sound, you've made the perfect video. We've all been there before, right? We go out to a beautiful dinner.
We're outside.

Speaker 2 We're just trying to film a beautiful,

Speaker 2 yeah. Wind, wind, wind is in the way.
Wind is in the way.

Speaker 5 Wind is in the way.

Speaker 2 We don't want it. Not good.
Audio eraser, boom. Takes the unwanted sounds out of the gorgeous video that you just took at night.
Yeah. Nobody wants that.
Nobody wants this. We took a beautiful video.

Speaker 2 We don't want to put Josh. We don't want to put music over our video because the audio sounds like crap.
We want the audio to sound the way the audio was meant to sound.

Speaker 2 Listen. And that's what Samsung can do.

Speaker 5 And have you used night video?

Speaker 5 Because I'm out here on them streets at the Kerb and I'm shooting, but it's literally a way in which for me to capture things in low light situations and still make it look beautiful yeah and things at night are beautiful josh if you can see them you got to be able to see them if you can flip and see them you got to be able to see them and it's the audio eraser it's ai it's ai powered right yes it's all ai powered you know where we're at at night the curb oh yeah we're partying yeah so so we need that night video right so it looks cool you know it's a dark club we want it to want to look we're fist pumping we're popping bottles then you got the audio eraser because you got all this background noise you got to isolate man.

Speaker 2 You got to get that quality. Exactly.
I agree. None of those unwanted noises and none of those unwanted people at the club.

Speaker 5 100%.

Speaker 5 Well, the truth of the matter is the Galaxy S25 Ultra, it's available at Samsung.com.

Speaker 2 And you should get it. Audio Eraser is compatible with common video formats accessible in gallery, helps minimize six select sounds.

Speaker 5 Results vary.

Speaker 2 Galaxy AI features by Samsung free through 2025 and requires Samsung account login.

Speaker 2 Look, folks, one more minute. Let me chew.
Let me live. I can't eat.
This was such a great idea.

Speaker 5 Thank you, Bruch Hashem.

Speaker 2 Listen. Okay.

Speaker 5 And for only $65, you too can get two bagels from Russian Daughters. No, it was actually like 15 bucks each.
It's not great.

Speaker 2 That's pretty good.

Speaker 5 Yeah, listen, Russ and Daughters, man.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. It deserves the praise.
Russian Daughters is so good. God.
Their fish, their knife skills.

Speaker 2 That's the key. That's the key.
Good knife. Yes.
Thin slice.

Speaker 2 Against the grain not too thick this is the most delicious unbelievable russian daughter shout out josh thank you wonderful should we get into a story yeah what do we got anything good anything hot let's see what's going on steamy okay let's see bisexuality is a near universal experience in primates humans included i've been telling you

Speaker 5 this from the new york post but which way does your sexuality swing the bisexual cohort those who are sexually attracted to both men and women is growing.

Speaker 5 A 2024 Gallup poll showed that 4.4% of American adults say they are bisexual, including 57.3% of those who already identify as LGBTQ plus.

Speaker 2 Got it.

Speaker 2 So interesting. So half of the 4.5%

Speaker 2 was already LGBTQ, but now they're also identifying as bi. Sure.
Interesting. Okay.

Speaker 5 But 57%. So more people than who say they are just,

Speaker 2 well, just gay. More people are saying that they're bi than just gay.

Speaker 5 I read it as showed that 4.4% of American adults say they are bisexual, including 57.3% of those.

Speaker 2 Oh, okay. So more than half of them are gay and bi or lesbian and bi.
Perfect. I think is what it's saying.
Gotcha. Which I find surprising.

Speaker 2 I often find that at least the arc for my friends who have come out has been, you know, I'm bi. Actually, I'm gay.
Right.

Speaker 2 Like, it's like more of like, I don't know if I'm ready to just say that I'm gay because I've dated girls or whatever. But now after looking back on it, I realize I'm just gay.
Yes.

Speaker 2 Is at least the arc that I've seen. Very interesting, Josh.
Very interesting. I'm by.

Speaker 5 I'm not. I'm just totally open to it, except it doesn't do much for me.

Speaker 2 It's kind of like smoking cigarettes, josh on a recent episode i mentioned that i wish i was addicted to cigarettes so once a month you hook up with a man

Speaker 2 no i wish it's just different strokes for different folks just not just not for me i know but i would be down if it was i fall in love with men emotionally me too right me too spiritually

Speaker 2 of course give a nice kiss on the cheek yes i love get half a lip you know you kind of go in and you're like

Speaker 5 i'm too sick to have given you it all but normally i see you i want to give you a nice kiss on the kiss on the head kiss on the cheek a big i love that for my closest friends a nice big hug big smooch yeah you know because i'm a fucking man i just don't and like that's also the thing for me like when whenever it becomes politicized or controversial in any way i'm like are you freaking nuts what is like just in general where like recently they were there was something about i don't know whether it was in the government or whatever but removing the plus from the lgptq it's like let's just assume there's a lot we don't know i'm pretty sure 30 40 years ago we couldn't have known what we know today when it comes to the spectrum of sexuality and being attracted to whomever.

Speaker 5 It's just like, just let people love.

Speaker 2 It's certainly not what we need to focus on.

Speaker 5 Totally.

Speaker 2 Like just, if it's not for you, it's not for you. But you don't have to worry about it.
Yeah. I don't worry about, here's the real problem, Josh.

Speaker 2 The real problem with everyone is that everybody worries a little bit too much about things that do not matter to them. What do not have any impact on their life?

Speaker 2 And if you just spent a little less time worrying about things that do not affect you, you would be significantly less stressed.

Speaker 2 Like people I think are walking around with incredible anxiety because they're holding so much that has nothing to do with them. That's right.
Ever, you know? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, why are you worried about LGBTQ plus? You're not LGBTQ plus. So don't worry about it.

Speaker 5 Well, we worry for our brothers and sisters and our allies. Sure, they need help.

Speaker 2 And people. No problem, but not every day.
Not every day am I holding this burden. Like, I'm here to help.
You need me? I'm there.

Speaker 5 Always.

Speaker 2 Always. Always.

Speaker 5 What about what are you currently worried about that you have no business being worried about?

Speaker 2 I'm not anymore. Like, I really do not worry about things.
If I even get an inkling that I'm starting to worry about something, even that's far away, I'm like, shut that out, Ben.

Speaker 2 You worrying about something that's not happening for four months is going to cripple today, and it's not going to change your decision making in four months.

Speaker 2 You're not going to make a decision in four months based off of what you think you're going to do today.

Speaker 2 You're just going to ruin your day.

Speaker 5 Don't suffer imagined troubles. I love that.

Speaker 2 I love that. That was Seneca.
And don't let tomorrow's troubles ruin today's peace.

Speaker 5 Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a present, which is why they call it present.

Speaker 2 God, that deserves a bite of tuna. Wow.
That deserves a bite of tuna.

Speaker 5 You got a foot in yesterday and a foot in tomorrow, and you're pissing all over today.

Speaker 2 Yes. That's good.

Speaker 5 I know.

Speaker 5 Jamo Robbins. We could do what she's a Mel Robbins.

Speaker 2 Who is it? Mo Robbins.

Speaker 2 Definitely not Mo. Mel.
Mel. Mel Robbins.

Speaker 5 She's crushing.

Speaker 2 She's fabulous. It's the red onion.

Speaker 2 The red onion, thinly sliced. This is not thinly sliced.
This is mandolined. There are all the fucking people out there that can't get your onions thin enough.
You can't use a knife to get this.

Speaker 2 Right. Mandolin.

Speaker 2 You know, when you go to a deli, okay, you're ordering your big, beautiful sandwich from your New York Corner deli, going your meats, you're going your cheeses, and you think to yourself, you know, they have this beautiful shredded lettuce that I cannot replicate anywhere else.

Speaker 2 Mandolin. Mandolin.
You can't slice it like that. Mandolin.
God.

Speaker 5 The slogan for Mandolin should be, who needs fingertips?

Speaker 2 Not me.

Speaker 2 I've lost two fingertips this year from a Mandolin.

Speaker 5 Slice right off. Awful.
Well, did you know that more than half of Americans say they're turned on when their partner does chores? Which is why an untidy home could be a deal breaker. Shout out.

Speaker 5 More than half of Americans are turned on by their partners doing chores, according to a new survey studying the link between home cleanliness and romance.

Speaker 5 With a vast majority admitting an untidy home could be a deal-breaker, the most alluring chore of it all, according to experts at house cleaning company Home Aglow, doing the dishes, an everyday act that could wind up sparking a night of passion.

Speaker 2 Love it.

Speaker 5 Just good to be at home.

Speaker 2 Hey, Paige,

Speaker 2 you ready?

Speaker 2 Hey, Paige.

Speaker 2 Oh, I'm so sad. Literally, this morning, this is Claudia, by the way, in a nutshell.
1000%.

Speaker 2 She loves, like, if I, when I take out the garbage, when I do the dishes, when I do whatever it may be, loves it. Loves it.

Speaker 2 That said, people said that this was called nesting. She's been doing this forever.
Right. Literally this morning, she's like, hey, by the way, do you mind?

Speaker 2 I want to replace our carpet in the bedroom. Do you mind just removing it from under the bed before you start work today? I'm like, no.

Speaker 5 It's an impossible task.

Speaker 2 It's also just

Speaker 2 I have a meeting in 10 minutes. I have to remove the rug now, like right now.

Speaker 2 So that happens. Or like, hey, can you, while I'm gone, do you mind like rearranging the furniture? Or do you mind like hanging this painting? Like, no, I can't.
I will.

Speaker 2 I promise tonight, but I can't right now. I can't.
It's like, hey, I'm running late. I got to go.
Can you do this impossible task? No. But if I did it, she would have loved it.

Speaker 5 They love it.

Speaker 2 By the way, they're all women, right?

Speaker 2 The New York Post was very much 50% of Americans love when study, when their significant other does the, it's like, no, 100% of women love when their male counterpart actually do something.

Speaker 2 Actually do something in the home. Right, right.
Because women are carrying the burden. 1,000%.
100%. All day long.

Speaker 5 We have a, you don't have this problem. We have a crawl space in our garage.
It's not really a crawl. It's kind of like a, we have a very tall garage.
It's almost two stories tall.

Speaker 5 I always wanted to get one of those. Car elephant.

Speaker 2 You should. Sick.
Sick. Sick.
Love that.

Speaker 5 So we have like an attic space, you know, about 10 feet above, and it's a big platform. We can keep boxes.

Speaker 5 So whenever we go travel or whatever, my wife goes, please put the luggage up there or please put the kids' old car seats up there.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Now I got to, first of all, we don't have a ladder ready to go. We have one of the expandable ladders.
So I got to expand this ladder. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 Now, just know, in six to 10 years, I will be paralyzed.

Speaker 2 God forbid.

Speaker 2 God forbid.

Speaker 5 It's too scary.

Speaker 2 It's too scary.

Speaker 5 I get up there. First of all, you don't even want to know this Jew getting up there.

Speaker 5 So first of all, I'm opening,

Speaker 5 you know, and I put it next to the space. Then I put on shoes because I go, if something happens and I got to jump, I don't want to break an ankle trawling in bare feet.
Sure.

Speaker 5 It's a crawl space, right? So I get up there and before I put my body on the ledge, I'm like this.

Speaker 5 i'm trying to scare away rats

Speaker 2 or vermin any assorted vermin oh man so i'm like hey

Speaker 2 hey sounds terrible oh but when you do it and if you were to do it paige loves you she loves it what you could also do is

Speaker 2 Actually, no, I don't know. I was going to say like you could hide it in the garage or something, but you'll see.

Speaker 5 No, you got to do it. She wants me to do it.
Okay. Should we get to a speakpipe? Yes.
If you you want to ask us questions, if you want advice, go to speakpipe.com slash good guys. Keep it brief.

Speaker 5 Brevity is key. We don't want your what-a-your nutses.

Speaker 2 No. They're awful.

Speaker 5 We don't want your inquiries about our goings-ons. If you need advice or have a question, you don't know.
And listen, we're blessed. We get 30, 40, 50 a week.

Speaker 2 Million. I'm sorting through this, this track.
Yeah, too much. Too much.

Speaker 5 Just short. question advice.
No inquiries. No, this is not a comment box.

Speaker 2 No. And if you are going to tell us a story, though, I know we say brevity is key.
Give us a little bit of context. Sometimes I need a little context.
That's all. Quick.
How old you are?

Speaker 2 Where you're from. What's going on? Yeah, I think like a quick 23, Ruby, San Jose.

Speaker 5 Right.

Speaker 2 Scorpio. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Well, this first one is from. Incarcerated.

Speaker 8 And then you guys are my favorite nebuches in the podcast world. You guys really make me laugh.
I was really laughing at the horn hub stats at Pennsylvania.

Speaker 8 Anyways, okay, so I'm calling in because my fiancé owns a trucking company, right? They ship stuff from grocery stores. So often, some groceries that don't make it to the shipper.

Speaker 8 So Zach likes to accept whatever doesn't make it. So the first time it was pickles.

Speaker 8 So he welcomed about 20 pounds of pickles into our apartment in Chicago, and they ended up leaking all over. And who had to clean it? Me? Yep, because I'm the woman.

Speaker 2 Yikes.

Speaker 8 A trad wife, if you will. Not even yet, because we're engaged.
So that was a whole big fight. And next, he accepts

Speaker 8 20 jugs of iced tea that did not make it to the shipper because he loves iced tea. Now, our whole entire fridge is iced tea.
I don't even like iced tea. What's your advice?

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 First of all, dream man.

Speaker 2 Come to the side.

Speaker 2 What are you complaining about? Nuts. Okay, the truth is this man, Josh, simply needs a storage unit.

Speaker 7 That's right.

Speaker 2 That's it. That's it.
Nothing you're talking about here is...

Speaker 2 I don't think pickles are perishable. If anything, they get better over time.
They're pickled. They're fine.
They're good. They're built for

Speaker 2 last. They can sit in the jar, no problem.
The iced tea, certainly. All right, maybe there's an expiration date, but it's tea.

Speaker 5 One year.

Speaker 2 Yeah, put it in the storage unit. And then he goes and pulls appropriately a pound of pickles at a time.

Speaker 2 Now that I'm thinking about it, 20 pounds of pickles, that's entirely too many pickles for an apartment. Or you move to a house, okay?

Speaker 2 Or you move to a house, but 20 pounds of pickles is a lot of pickles.

Speaker 5 I feel like I could, when the pickles get brought at Second Avenue Deli, at Factors, at Cantors, and you know, I got to be downing 10 ounces of pickles.

Speaker 2 I think so too. 10 ounces to a pound.
They're delicious.

Speaker 5 They're so good. No problem.
Actually, zero calories.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, 20 pounds of pickles is nuts. That's a whole fridge of pickles.

Speaker 5 Yeah, no, it's need a pickle fridge.

Speaker 5 Some people have a meat fridge.

Speaker 2 Peel fridge.

Speaker 5 But again, they're not perishable, so it doesn't need to be refrigerated until opened.

Speaker 2 True. Okay.

Speaker 5 But they leaked, which is weird.

Speaker 2 Now, that's, yeah, no good. What? You didn't inspect them when you brought them into your home? You took leaky pickles?

Speaker 5 Crazy.

Speaker 2 No good. Get a storage unit.
Leave your poor wife alone.

Speaker 5 Yes.

Speaker 5 The great Len, my friend, my bet on the West Coast, says that he works in trucking logistics 20 years the master master operator now he too sometimes will run into a problem where the driver of the big rig a little tough on turns and the pallets the freight shifted as you know yeah you're a huge

Speaker 2 i don't want to i don't want to talk about it though because the last time i mentioned that trucking logistics is a nightmare i got two million messages hey we can help with your trucking and logistics i don't need your help because you're not everybody's trucking and logistics is a problem i don't care how good you are.

Speaker 2 You're going to fuck up. Right.
Like, they fuck up. Supply chain is a thankless business.
It's either done perfectly and you don't know about it. When you don't know about it, or it's awful.
Right.

Speaker 2 Or it's awful. Continue.

Speaker 5 And you, have you ever had spritz rejected?

Speaker 2 Of course. They're delivered at the wrong times.
You have to reschedule time.

Speaker 5 Did it shift in transit or like what?

Speaker 5 CANs damaged.

Speaker 2 I haven't had a sh like. I've had some damaged cans for sure.
The worst, though, is the way that it works is the receiver needs a BOL.

Speaker 2 The product delivered needs to exactly match the bill of lading.

Speaker 2 And if it's off by even a case and you're delivering thousands of cases at a time, it's rejected because they want nothing to do with if the order was accidentally submitted incorrectly.

Speaker 2 We've had situations where the BOL was supposed to be 5,000 cases of pickle, 5,000 cases of lemon iced tea, 5,000 cases of pink lemonade, and 15,000 cases cases of one skew all went to the same place.

Speaker 2 And it's just rejected. And you're talking about going from like a Vermont to California.
So it took you over a week to get there anyway.

Speaker 5 It's a nightmare. That's a $10,000 trip.

Speaker 2 Yes. Yes.
And then you got to say, well, you got to handle that because it's your fuck up. And then they say, well, we're not.
And you say, okay.

Speaker 2 That's my negotiating skills. Okay.

Speaker 2 Send it back.

Speaker 2 I'll take out my checkbook.

Speaker 5 Yeah. It's interesting.
Like, so Lynn basically, every like six months to a year will go some rejected,

Speaker 5 you know, drinks, food, whatever is now at our truckyard. Yes.

Speaker 5 Because the people who made the sports drink or whatever, like, we don't want it back if it was rejected because it shifted in transit or whatever.

Speaker 5 So then he goes, would you like 800 bottles of Mamba Forever body armor?

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 5 And I go, thank you, but no, thank you. Where the hell is that going to go? I know.

Speaker 2 You need a storage unit.

Speaker 5 His closet or his garage is just, it's a beverage paradise.

Speaker 2 What a collab that was, though. The Mamba Forever body armor.
The golden yellow. Sick.
Shout out, Coach. Quickly, speaking of gold and yellow, you see how fit Luca is? God, you got to steal.

Speaker 5 He's looking better.

Speaker 2 He looks amazing. Yeah, Luca Donchick.
And Kyrie Irving injured out for the year. The Mavs are screwed.

Speaker 5 And did you see on Kyrie Irving's live, Kyrie Irving, who plays for the team, the Dallas Mavericks, who traded Luca to Los Angeles?

Speaker 5 Luca, unless I misread this, was on the live saying, get away from that organization. Wow.

Speaker 2 That's wild.

Speaker 5 He feels done dirty.

Speaker 2 He was done dirty.

Speaker 5 I'm not going to get on the wrong side of a Serbian. I've seen Jean-Claude Van Damme movies.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 What? Is he Slovenian? Something.

Speaker 2 Have you seen Nikola Jokic's brothers? Talking about Slovenian? Oh, my God. You don't want to fuck with them.
No, Bueno. No, no, no, no.
They will fuck you up. Not you.
Yeah. But someone.

Speaker 2 They're not fucking me up.

Speaker 5 Not me either.

Speaker 2 No, I didn't do anything. So they're not going to fuck me up, but they're going to fuck up somebody.

Speaker 5 Well, you know who they're not going to mess up? This next caller. Let's hear from Anonymous.

Speaker 2 They might. You never know.
Hi, good guys.

Speaker 4 I need to know if I'm nuts because I'm perseverating on this.

Speaker 4 I'm a teacher at an elementary school, and I really bonded with one of my students' families, and I made them a baked ZD because the mom had a baby. So the mom, I got news that the mom had the baby.

Speaker 4 So I brought the baked ZD to school with a nice olive garden salad, put it in the staff refrigerator, all buttoned up, ready to go.

Speaker 4 After school came, I went to go give her the baked ZD, and there was a big scoop out of it.

Speaker 4 Like the anger I feel is insane. I had the principal look at the security cameras.
Now everyone around the school is trying to figure out who took a scoop of the baked ZD.

Speaker 9 We're calling it ZD Gate.

Speaker 4 Am I nuts, or is the person who took a scoop of someone else's food absolutely nuts? would love to hear your insight on this

Speaker 2 everyone involved is nuts zd gate sounds lit it does

Speaker 2 you're nuts sorry like showing favoritism to students you're making a pan of baked ziti to send home with a kid how good is baked zd delicious what could be better oh do i love a zd i'll have diarrhea for a month like this really the there's something about the way that the cheese is layered that just doesn't sit right with me but it is fantastic absolutely fantastic.

Speaker 2 If you, if I saw, first of all, I would never go into a fridge. I'm not one of those people that would ever touch something that isn't mine.

Speaker 2 That said, if I am at a public school and this is a communal fridge and there is a tray of something, I might assume that it's for everyone, you know? Because it's so big.

Speaker 2 Like, why else would you have brought a tray in? Nobody's going to think that you're then giving it to a kid to bring home to his mom. Nobody thinks you're that strange.

Speaker 2 The strangest part is that you would couple a beautiful homemade dish with an olive garden salad oh that too that's weird wild no i yes we completely breeze past that point if you get olive garden salad to go can you call up the store and have them deliver more more or great unlimited yeah yeah for sure should be you should why not all of a sudden i mean it's a lot of labor cheap way to get a friend thank god

Speaker 5 Yeah, ZD Gate is really funny. And I, first of all, communal refrigerators in general, and I'll say this about the Dear Media office, they smell.

Speaker 2 Yeah, for sure. Of course they do.

Speaker 5 No one's cleaning it out.

Speaker 2 I mean, look at us.

Speaker 5 But, and then they never get cleaned out. And then they're always, they're always threatening.

Speaker 5 Everything's getting thrown out on Thursday.

Speaker 2 Never gets thrown out. Ever.
Nope.

Speaker 5 Disgusting. Disgusting.

Speaker 2 Yeah. No good.
There's no baking soda in there. Isn't that a thing? You open up a baking soda, you put it in, it won't smell.

Speaker 7 Sure, it absorbs.

Speaker 2 An air freshener for the fridge. Does that exist? Yeah, sure.
I've used. You have? Mm-hmm.
They're great. Amazon.
Okay. Good to know.
Just saying.

Speaker 5 Last one from

Speaker 5 someone else.

Speaker 7 I heard you wondering if there's any non-Jews listening to Good Guys, and I'd like to expand it. Leonardo, I'm from Brazil, and Good Guys is my favorite podcast ever.

Speaker 7 I really have a great time listening to you both.

Speaker 2 Love you, Leonardo. And Olivia, too.

Speaker 5 She's great.

Speaker 2 I'm not Jew.

Speaker 7 I'm Christian. And every time you say PH, it reminds me of my state's capital, Bel dizonche, which means beautiful horizon.

Speaker 2 The age, it's way better than butthogo.

Speaker 7 Love you guys. Come to Brazil.

Speaker 2 I'm coming. Wow.
What a majestic voice.

Speaker 2 Fans in Brazil. We're global.

Speaker 2 You think these other podcasts have fans in Brazil? No. No way.
We have fans in Brazil while eating Russ and Daughters. Yes.
It's impossible, but it's possible because it's good.

Speaker 5 All I have to say to Leonardo is bon dia.

Speaker 2 Beautiful.

Speaker 5 Hello in Portuguese.

Speaker 2 Amazing.

Speaker 5 I love Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. I love Rio de Janeiro.

Speaker 2 Love.

Speaker 5 I love User Grey player, Neymar.

Speaker 2 Sure.

Speaker 2 I love it all. Soccer?

Speaker 5 Football? Giselle Bunchen?

Speaker 2 Sure. Can I meet? Love.
Yes. I love Leonardo.
He's the only thing I love about Brazil.

Speaker 5 I would love to. There's Brazilian Jews.

Speaker 2 There are. There are.

Speaker 2 We would do great in Brazil. I'm in.
Anywhere but here. Yes.
Place gross.

Speaker 5 I'm over it. Do you have your woody and nuts?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I do have my woody and nuts. I go to UPS, okay? I'm carrying a big box.
And there's a woman in front of me. She's checking out.
She's a little more on the elderly side. Not old, not too elderly.

Speaker 2 I'm not like making fun of the elderly, okay? Late 60s.

Speaker 2 And she's asking him all these questions about getting her tracking number. I'm holding a big box, okay? Like I want her just to move along, but whatever.
She's asking her questions.

Speaker 2 When will I get my tracking? When will the box be delivered? All this stuff. How much will it be? He says, go onto your pin pad.
She goes onto the pin pad.

Speaker 2 He walks her through how to go to the bottom, accept. She gets to her signature, right? This is the last step before the process is over.

Speaker 2 What do you do, Josh, when you get to a pin pad signature at a UPS or at a Starbucks or at anywhere like that? What do you do?

Speaker 2 Just a quick, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 Doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 You could write a straight line and it doesn't matter. This woman, I don't know if her name was Gloria Vanderbilt, but she wrote it as if it was that long.

Speaker 2 Like the most perfect signature I've ever seen at UPS. Nuts.
What are you, nuts? Just scribble. Move along.
We're all trying to send out packages. I don't have time for this.

Speaker 5 Insane.

Speaker 2 Nuts.

Speaker 5 So nuts. My what are you nuts moment of the week, as I mentioned, is I teased.
I flew the Great United here. Love it.
So wonderful. Wonderful airline.

Speaker 2 Polaris. My flat.

Speaker 5 I am schluffing, which is the Yiddish word for sleeping. I am having a nice schluff.

Speaker 2 Oh, no.

Speaker 5 Because they have nice bedding. I got to say, again, not sponsored.
Yeah. But they, because my, you know, you don't, you, you usually get like a pillow that's full of tissues.

Speaker 2 Yeah. No good.
Horrible. Horrible.
They give you two. They give you a memory foam and a nice down Sachs Fifth Avenue thing.
Wow.

Speaker 5 So I'm sleeping. I'm schluffing.

Speaker 2 I'm beautiful. I feel, I feel the whack.

Speaker 5 I wake up, mouth guarding, you know, I'm,

Speaker 2 yeah, what?

Speaker 5 The woman goes, the flight attendant goes, we're landing. It's time to wake up.

Speaker 2 I go, oh, sorry. Okay.
Gotcha.

Speaker 5 Now I go, look at, look at where we are in space right now. You know? So I go up on the board, the little thing, and I see flight tracker, 32 minutes till landing.

Speaker 2 Till landing? Till landing. Oh, that's awful.

Speaker 5 It was like the first one saying,

Speaker 5 we are now going to begin our end of flight procedure, giving you a heads up.

Speaker 2 No good.

Speaker 2 Couldn't she have done it at 10 minutes? Yes.

Speaker 5 15.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 5 This is when you, what are you, nuts? Yes. 32 minutes.
No good. I missed 20 minutes of schluff.

Speaker 2 You did. And those were those were prime minutes.
Yes. Prime.
She was jealous that you were sleeping and she was awake. Like, sorry, you picked a red eye.

Speaker 5 Yes. Sorry.
I was having a nice schluff.

Speaker 2 That's no good. What are you a nuts? That's nuts.
That's nuts. What's also nuts is we don't do every episode in person.
So true. So much better.
We eat bagels. We enjoy.
You must have loved it.

Speaker 2 If you didn't love it, what are you, nuts? Yeah, the product. And I don't care.
Give us five stars anyways.

Speaker 5 The producer passed out. It stinks so bad to me.

Speaker 2 Sorry, man.

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