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Speaker 1 Whoa. How the hell are you, Benjamin? Oh, man, I'm freezing.
Like, I don't know if you, how cold is it in Los Angeles? Are you experiencing a bit of a wind chill? Mid-50s. Josh, it's 10.

Speaker 1 It's 10 degrees here. And like,

Speaker 1 we're experiencing a wind fire, not a wind chill. But yes, please go.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess I shouldn't be complaining, but it's, it's really just like so cold and you don't want to leave the house. And when I do leave the house, we're driving everywhere.

Speaker 1 you You know that to get here josh i think i blew through four red lights rode the bus lane for at least half a mile i'm expecting at least one ticket but we're good we're good we're cold and we're we're here and cheery and i'm wearing a sweatshirt i don't normally wear like i'm normally in a t-shirt a mr t-shirt mr shorts like this i can i don't know if you can see my breath but that i don't think the heater's working at toast studios either i'm just upset you're gonna have to pay congestion tax okay josh it's important

Speaker 1 let me let me explain to you let me explain to you what i just found out here we go do you know why we have a congestion tax really why we have it because of lift and uber you knew this already do you know how much money so the congestion tax is nine dollars a day right

Speaker 1 you get in an uber and they're charging you four dollars a pop for congestion no good but they're paying nine dollars once let's say they do 10 trips a day 15 trips a day they're charging charging $60 in congestion tax, but they're only paying $9.

Speaker 1 They're netting an extra $51 in profit, this Uber, when it's only costing nine. So all I have to say is, what are you, nuts? I'm anti-ride share.
I'm pro-taxi.

Speaker 1 I'm anti-rideshare. I'm pro-taxi, but I'm really pro-driving.
Drive everywhere. What's the worst thing that can happen? You park at a hydrant.

Speaker 1 You're honestly, Josh, I'm getting a ticket one in every 10 times. Why wouldn't I drive? I'm parking wherever I want.
No standing? I'll stand. I'll stand.
You'll see me standing.

Speaker 1 Okay, hydrant, no problem. Ride the bus lane? No problem.
It's worth a $50 ticket once every two weeks to get places faster. The Uber, on the other hand, would be 60.
So, what's the problem?

Speaker 1 You have slow kid good luck. That's the problem.

Speaker 1 It's possible. Yeah.
It's possible. You're blessed because I think God goes, He's so pure.
He's so good. He blows into his hands on a podcast.
I'm so cold. I might as well be outside.
Like,

Speaker 1 I am freezing.

Speaker 1 I mean, I wish that people could see you now in your Chinos and your white Air Force ones blowing into your hands like you're in the tundra.

Speaker 1 You're in midtown. You're across from the Waldorf Astoria.
You have no idea how cold I am. Like, it really, it's freezing in here, but this is the cross I have to bear, Josh.
It is what it is.

Speaker 1 If you go in front of a hydrant, and you get towed, that's all bad, right? Like, that's your biggest fear. Awful.
Going to the pound is an experience.

Speaker 1 And if you don't call it the pound, get the hell out of here. Yeah.
Okay. The pound is an experience.

Speaker 1 These people, this is, if you, if you got a complaint at the DMV on your record and you were fired, you go to work at the pound. This is the worst of the worst of the worst.
These people hate you.

Speaker 1 They don't want to be there. No good.
You go all the way to the west side highway. You're spending $500 to retrieve your vehicle.
Yes, getting towed is no good. So you have to be careful.

Speaker 1 I want to be clear.

Speaker 1 I'm not parking in a bus lane on Fifth Avenue. I'm strategic.
I'm thinking to myself, if I was a cop, where would I tow? And if there's any chance I think of towing, no, going nowhere near that.

Speaker 1 That's a bad game to play. It's a bad game to play.
You're a wild kid. The only thing that I really push is

Speaker 1 I do the fast track lane in Los Angeles where they have a dedicated lane with an easy pass and you have a a transponder and at any time of the day and it vacillates right so if there's not a lot of traffic it'll be like a dollar fifty but if there's a lot of traffic it could be anywhere towards like twelve dollars to be able to be in this lane and wait what I don't know this they charge you different amounts of money based on the time of day to be in a lane sure it makes sense if you want to be in the fast track lane which basically is completely open in the I love it this is capitalism at its finest I didn't even know that this existed It's super smart.

Speaker 1 Okay, so you, depending on time of day, you can pay more money to get somewhere faster. Yeah, and then, and it also depends on how many people are in your car.

Speaker 1 So if you have three people in your car, you're going to pay less than if you're just by yourself. But they, they take a picture as you enter and they take a picture as you leave.

Speaker 1 And if you don't have the transponder, you're going to have to pay that plus a fee. And I'm paying fees left.
and right. Today, I just paid off $220.
Nuts.

Speaker 1 If I had the transponder, it would have been like $12. Oh my God.
I'm sorry. What about Josh? Do you think that they know that they're human beings?

Speaker 1 Or could you get like inflatable sex dolls and put them in the front and two in the back and look like you're four on the camera? So I tried it and

Speaker 1 you're like, been there, done that. They did catch me, but I did feel less lonely.
So

Speaker 1 it's a wash. They call that in Vegas a push.

Speaker 1 A push. Okay.
Wow. Yeah.
No. All right.
So you're not that crazy, but this is something that we need in New York. We need this.
I guess I'm doing it anyways, though. You ride the bus lane.

Speaker 1 The best part about this new system where they take a picture and then send you a ticket, at least I don't have to get pulled over. They stop pulling people over.
I do crazy things.

Speaker 1 I'll never get pulled over. They'll send it to me in the mail.
And the worst part is getting pulled over because that's a time suck. You're scared.
The ticket in the mail, no problem.

Speaker 1 No problem at all. There's a talk attorney.
I think his name is Hugo Lord. Shout out.

Speaker 1 And he always says about

Speaker 1 when once is getting pulled over, comply now,

Speaker 1 fight later.

Speaker 1 Comply now.

Speaker 1 Of course. Fight later.
And that's what I do, man. You pull me over? Get ready for the best 12 minutes of your life, officer.
Because you know what I do when you pull me over?

Speaker 1 Here, knock on my window when you pull me over. Here, ready? Pull me over.
Pull me over.

Speaker 1 Get out of the car. No, no, no, I'm actually in the car.
That's against my constitutional right. You have to say what happens.
Walk up here. Look, you see my hands? I got the car.
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 I got

Speaker 1 sir.

Speaker 1 I've got nothing. My hands are out of the window.
I always do hands out the window. So you go, look at this, not hiding anything.

Speaker 1 What's going on? You don't think that's like too much? You don't think that's too much? You don't think that then makes him think, hmm, I should check check his trunk? No. Why is he doing so much?

Speaker 1 Check my trunk for what? A couple inhalers? Here,

Speaker 1 knock on my window.

Speaker 1 This is what I say.

Speaker 1 Knock, knock, knock. Excuse me, sir.
You got me.

Speaker 1 Good job.

Speaker 1 When they go, you know what I'm pulling you over for? For I go, don't matter. You're right.
You're right. When's the last time a police officer heard you're right? Certainly not from me.

Speaker 1 I literally, he's like, sir, you were going 75 75 into 25. I'm like, I don't think so.
He's like, I have it on, like, on the speedometer. No, but that's fine.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you another tip and trick from the good you go lord of tick tock. This is a great name, you go lord.
I could totally have made it up.

Speaker 1 Do you know why I'm pulling you over? Is a leading question setting you up?

Speaker 1 Wait, what did you say? I thought you were asking me. I'm like, no, I don't know.
Perfect answer.

Speaker 1 Do you know why I pulled you over? It's a leading question for you to incriminate yourself. You have no, you are not required to answer that.
And you will inevitably incriminate.

Speaker 1 No, you pulled me over. Why are you pulling me over? Don't say it like that.
Say it like I did. You're right.
You know? You're right. Yeah, you're right.
And absolutely right.

Speaker 1 Keep a couple Starbucks gift cards, you know, in your console. They call that bribing.
I call that nice.

Speaker 1 What do you do, Josh, if you really shouldn't have been pulled over? Like, I'm sure that you've experienced your own 70 into 65 and a cop had a bad day. Have you had that before? Absolutely.

Speaker 1 I've had, because I've had that on the way to Atlantic City. And this is a New Jersey state trooper.
And they come out with that big ass hat and you're like, oh my God, I'm going to sing sing.

Speaker 1 They're frightening. They're frightening.
There's just something about a state trooper where I look at them and I'm like, oh my God, you're right. You're right.
You're right. You're right.
Please.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Please, just, just, please have mercy on me.
Please. State troopers and motorcycle cops are a different breed, too.
And I've literally had a motorcycle cop pull me over.

Speaker 1 And I said, so anyway, and I knew I was wrong, but I was like, anyway, you can let me offer this. And he goes, bro, I'm a motorcycle cop.
I live for this.

Speaker 1 He said that. It's his only job.
Yeah. It's to give tickets.
You think that anybody's ever been pulled over on a horse? Oh, yeah, my friend did smoking weed in his car.

Speaker 1 My buddy Adrian. He got pulled over with a cop on a horse.
In North Hunt, well, he was punched.

Speaker 1 My buddy AJ was getting stoned in his car, and all of a sudden he hears,

Speaker 1 and he goes,

Speaker 1 That would end my life.

Speaker 1 I would have the panic attack of the century. I'd just die.
Can you imagine, though, the horse head, you're stoned on some bad, like, some bad cush, and the horse head comes down like

Speaker 1 that's some Harold and Kumar shit like

Speaker 1 it's an absolute nightmare

Speaker 1 horse at my window

Speaker 1 nightmare like I see these horses in the city Josh this is no place for a horse no place for a police horse with their feet on the cobblestone imagine going through tribeca they can't

Speaker 1 just bumping around. They're up here.
Their hooves hurt. It's no good.
Horses are such majestic, stunning creatures. Wait, more importantly, Olivia, did you have a horse phase?

Speaker 3 Does it seem like I did?

Speaker 1 Every girl has.

Speaker 3 I had a very, very brief horse phase. I went, yeah, I did.
I was age 10 and I went for my birthday. And then I went one more time, like a couple months after that.

Speaker 1 And it was awful.

Speaker 3 The horse's name was Bozo. and one of them, like, bucked somebody off, and the lady broke her arm.

Speaker 1 It was bad. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 It's the owner's fault. If you name a horse Bozo, what are you expecting from him? Like,

Speaker 1 that's not good.

Speaker 2 The horse had a right.

Speaker 3 The horse fully had a right to buck that person.

Speaker 1 He had the right.

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Speaker 1 i told you josh maybe this was like a year and a half two years ago i rode a horse hanna up a mountain in utah can you speak about hat we didn't speak about

Speaker 1 i got on this big clydesdale of a hannah and we went up the mountain and it was absolutely unbelievable she She took my, at the time, 250-pound Keister up that mountain. That's animal cruelty.

Speaker 1 She was loving it. She was a huge, gorgeous horse.
And then she took me down the mountain. And there's nothing scarier than having a horse take you horseback down a mountain, Josh.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like the fact that she didn't slip, she was perfect.

Speaker 1 All tens, all tens. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, I can't say more, much more than I have a really reputable horse veterinarian in my life, and he jokingly says, like, if you ever need to get ready for like a movie or something, I can give you some of the horse drugs because they're on good stuff.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. And I'm like, if you just like, you know, change the weight slightly, like the dosages, call me sea biscuit, babe.
I mean,

Speaker 1 you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 He's just a horse vet, like he specializes in horses. He works at the racetrack.
Interesting. Do you think that, like, I don't know, like, I can't think of horses without thinking of their huge cocks.

Speaker 1 Like, is there like

Speaker 1 I'm just thinking, like, he, he must, he sees really big cocks all day long, right? Like, yeah, dude. But that's like me at Equinox.
It's like

Speaker 1 in the steam. Yeah, man.
I mean, like, I'm not, I'm not purposely looking, but sometimes you can't avoid it.

Speaker 1 And 95% of the time I feel just fine I know I make jokes on the podcast but I'm doing great but like

Speaker 1 but then there are a couple guys where I'm like that guy would be the king if we didn't have modern technology he would own me like running and walking around with that thing he knows that he can dominate you speaking of dominating Josh this weekend I went bowl I'm not bowling I went to a pool hall with my parents and sister.

Speaker 1 We went Amsterdam Billiards 11th and 4th. Claudia had an in-city bachelorette party.
Woohoo. And we decided to go to the Amsterdam Billiards Hall.
Fascinating.

Speaker 1 And when I tell you, the king of pool, I had no idea. My mom, unbelievable shark.
My dad made his first two shots. He then proceeded to go at least over 200.

Speaker 1 He did not make a ball the final eight games. But shout out my mom, absolute pool shark.
And I just have to say, pool, very underrated. Pool halls, very underrated.

Speaker 1 And I highly recommend it's a great team sport you go there with four people you want to hang out with them you're seeing them you're talking you're drinking you're hanging you're it's a it's a fantastic vibe and when was the last time you played pool i i don't play pool enough but there was a time in my life where i was pulling it up and i just have to say anything that's conducive to smoking i'm talking bowling i'm talking cards i'm talking billiards Great time.

Speaker 1 You do not have to convince me. Great time.
No, but there was something I, normally, when we have a family outing and we want to play a sport, we're going to go bowling.

Speaker 1 We're going to go to Chelsea Piers. We're going to rent a lane.
We're going to order some snacks. We're going to have a great time.

Speaker 1 The thing about bowling, though, is everybody sits and then one person bowls. It's very individual.
But Pool, you're all surrounding the table. You're all chatting.
You're all hanging out.

Speaker 1 It's fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.
I agree with you. You know, I take my son on the weekends to sober bowling.
I didn't even know that there was non-sober bowling. What is sober bowling?

Speaker 1 He qualifies. So my buddy, the great Stevie Mac, runs a AA meeting on the beach Saturday mornings, and I don't attend because I'm with the kids.

Speaker 1 But after, he always invites whomever wants to go to this bowling alley that's not far from my house. So now I get to go in fellowship with my fellow drunk.

Speaker 1 All Max knows is there's anywhere from two to seven former felons bowling it up.

Speaker 1 He loves them and they love him. I mean, who wouldn't love him? And look, bowling, we need bowling.
More people need to bowl.

Speaker 1 That said, if you bring your own ball, Josh, I saw people at the pool hall. Not only did they bring their own sticks, they brought their own balls.
Who brings their own balls to a pool hall?

Speaker 1 What's wrong with the balls at the pool hall? I will tell you.

Speaker 1 I get it for bowling. Maybe the finger size, the weight.
If you're a real pro, I get having your own ball. I think it's weird anyways, but I get it.
Bringing your own pool balls.

Speaker 1 I've never seen anything like this. First of all, I'll tell you the great Stevie Mac not only has his own ball and shoes, he has his own little piece of rolling luggage for it, and it's fucking

Speaker 1 fucking

Speaker 1 shoehorn so he can get his foot in. Stevie's a little big, but I will tell you that the feeling of that shaft in your hands.

Speaker 1 The pool shaft thing. What? Oh, yeah.
A pool shaft? No, I'm telling you about Equinox. No.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Very good.

Speaker 1 Very good. But when you have a professional, like a really, like, not even, but like a $150

Speaker 1 pool, you know, like when you're, you have a proper thing. Yeah, a pool stick that you're not like renting just for like the one pulling the one off the wall.
It's gorgeous. It is.
It is.

Speaker 1 And like to watch them, because they screw together. They unscrew them.
They put them in their nice little case. They have expert level chalk.
This is, it's, it's a fantastic sport.

Speaker 1 On bowling, though, I did, I don't know why I was looking up the price of bowling balls. Perhaps I wanted to buy a ball at some point.
They're not nearly as expensive as you'd think.

Speaker 1 How much you think a bowling ball is? Yeah, you know. I think you could get a good one for like 80 bucks, right? Oh, well, that I think you can get a ball for 80 bucks.

Speaker 1 You can get a good one for like 200, which I still think is incredibly cheap. You have that ball forever, you'd assume.
Like, this is a, it's a lifetime guarantee. I love all that stuff.

Speaker 1 Like, my wife is really into tennis. And so, for Christmas, I didn't know what to get her.
And we didn't want to do anything like too wild and crazy.

Speaker 1 We did, like, we were like, let's just get each other like, you know, a nice gift, but not like anything over a couple hundred bucks. So I'm like, let me go and get her a badass tennis racket.

Speaker 1 I went to the Wilson store. I got her the Roger Federer.

Speaker 1 First of all, the color scheme, they were like, what kind of racket do you want? I'm like,

Speaker 1 one that isn't neon. I want something matte.

Speaker 1 I want something that is cute. So anyway, they're like, here's the Roger Federer.
I like put this thing in my hand. I'm like, this is.
gorgeous.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm feeling like I'm out there facing Jokovic or some other Serbian man. It's 280 bucks.
Like, again,

Speaker 1 that's a lot of money, but like, for the best racket in the world. Top of the line, no.
There should be more expensive. There should be more expensive bowling balls.

Speaker 1 Josh, while I'm thinking about bowling balls, I think, one, we should start a good guys bowling league. And two, if we ever do merch again, that should be our merch.
Bowling shirts. What do you think?

Speaker 1 I'm in and. Can I say yes and? Yes, and look at what I'm wearing right now.

Speaker 1 First of all, this is, you just set me up so beautifully for a transition that I feel really lucky to have a podcast with you. Look at what I'm wearing right now.
Okay. That's what I'm here for.

Speaker 1 Are you wearing bowling shoes?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 I want zero. I am anti-traction.

Speaker 1 Look at this. Okay.
This is a fire shirt. Okay.

Speaker 1 This is engine rescue. This is not one of the cuter ones, but it is a standard fire shirt.

Speaker 1 If you like me, I'm into NYPD, FDNY, you know, Los Angeles Fire Department. I love fire department merch.
And with what's been going on in my beautiful city, I say we do a GGFD.

Speaker 1 I love it. GGFD.
And we give some of the profits to, you know, the people in. We'll figure that out later.

Speaker 1 I love it. Yeah, no, we'll give it all.
We'll give it all. GGFD.
I'm going to pledge a year's salary.

Speaker 1 Cut that out. Cut that out.
Indian Libya. Cut it out.

Speaker 1 Cut it out now.

Speaker 1 Now.

Speaker 1 we got Samsung.

Speaker 1 We got fucking Samsung. This answers giving away our money.

Speaker 1 This is not 2022, okay?

Speaker 1 We got Fortune 500.

Speaker 1 All right, FD, GG.

Speaker 1 No, F D G G, G G F D. GG F D F D G G D G F G G F D F D G G.
I am so in. Oh, for all first responders, let's do GGPD.

Speaker 1 GGPD. I love it.
Call Dick Wolf, the good guys police department. We only deal with cases that are kind of not scary.

Speaker 1 Call us when you don't need us, but you just want a second opinion. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Call us if there's a cat up in the tree. That's the fire department.
Well, we'll call them. Call us and we'll call them.

Speaker 1 By the way i have no interest of getting a cat out of the tree no i have no interest the cat stays in the tree cats it's fine the cat's fine how do you think he got up there he has nails i've never understood this how could the cat get up but not down josh how could the cat get up but not down it totally can tigers can get up in trees yeah so maybe the cat wanted to be there They're like, oh, there's a cat in the tree.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he literally just spent the last hour climbing it and is is like chilling. And now you're going to go and rip him out of the tree.
Right.

Speaker 1 Or what?

Speaker 1 Could you be, I think it's different in New York City proper, but an outer borough would be okay with it. Could you be a cat owner with an outdoor cat?

Speaker 1 Like a cat who comes into your house, eats, hangs a little, and then might leave for 36 hours. There's something about it that feels very Bronx.
I'm sure that there are plenty.

Speaker 1 in the Bronx. Plenty.

Speaker 1 And that's why I'm sorry. I can't do outdoor cats.
I I can't do indoor cats. I'm just not a, it's just not my thing.
It's not my thing.

Speaker 1 The cats. Another question I had for you, and I think we should film it on my new DJI gimbal Osmo 4 camera.
Sick. Shout out, DJI.
It's cool.

Speaker 1 It's got like a stabilizer in it so we can do like cool vlog styles. Cool.
I love DJI. I use their little, uh, their little microphones when I'm cooking.
The LAV. DJI is great.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the magnetic ones, they're fantastic. DJI, DJI.
I think we should do, I follow this account for this girl who walked from the top of Manhattan to Battery Park.

Speaker 1 So went up to like Street and then went all the way down. And I think we should do that.
In one day, it's 16 miles. We'll walk it.
We'll have incredible meals throughout.

Speaker 1 Are we walking it? If we're walking it, I'm in. If we're running, jogging, I'm out.
No, it's a stroll. It's a whole day.
I love it. I love it.
I really feel like I could walk forever.

Speaker 1 I think my stamina for walking is unlimited. The second I pick up any bit of pace, I'm limited.
But I could walk forever.

Speaker 1 I have walked from 1st and 1st to 89th Street. I did that once.
I think that's my longest New York City walk. Which is a tiny bit.
It's 90 blocks.

Speaker 1 90 blocks, so it's like four and a half. Four and a half miles.
Almost five miles. Yeah, it's a good walk.
I wasn't tired. Nice walk.
I wasn't tired. I could have gone again.

Speaker 1 By the way, and first of all, let's figure out the meals that we should do on our full day of walking.

Speaker 1 But what I will say is people call into the show, and I think you know this, Ben, they leave us these speak pipes and go, hey, I'm going to New York. I'm going to L.A.

Speaker 1 Can you put together, what, am I trip advisor? I know. We get them every day.
Never going to happen. Don't ask us.
No, no, I can't give you a sushi recommendation. I can't.

Speaker 1 Because whatever I'm going to recommend to you, like, I don't know where you're staying. I don't know what you like.
Are you a hand roll person? Are you a cut roll person? Are you an omikase person?

Speaker 1 What is your budget? Again, it's not happening. This isn't happening.
No good.

Speaker 1 No good. That said, Josh, on our, we're going from battery park.
We're going to start in battery park and we're going to go up. I think we start up and go down.
Agreed, 100%.

Speaker 1 Okay. We're going to start up and go down.
We're going to end in battery park at night.

Speaker 1 So the morning of our walk, Josh, we're going to start out with egg and cheeses on hero bread so that we are full. We don't have that sugar crash later in the day from having a big-ass sandwich.
Good.

Speaker 1 And we're gonna walk up. I think, how do you feel about this? We stop on 14th and 3rd.
First stop is Joe's Pizza. Does that feel good to you? Or do you want to stop and start earlier?

Speaker 1 We're on 170th Street. Oh, we went up.

Speaker 1 You're up. Okay.
No. Ooh, ooh, can we start higher? My favorite restaurant, Golan Heights, 185th in Amsterdam.
Josh, this is the schnitzel balafel. Love it.
Kebab of your life. Love.
Oh, so good.

Speaker 1 Okay, so we're going to start up there. Hero Bread, we'll eat you later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe

Speaker 1 we'll make little like hand holders, right? Have you ever had one of these? You get a nice hero tortilla, and then you put in a little peanut butter and jelly. You wrap that up, you wrap it up nice.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Then as we're walking, we're popping. Yes, we're schmoozing, we're kibbetzing, we're popping.
Yes, it's an on-the-go snack. This kibbutz

Speaker 1 is brought to you by hero bread yes yes yes this kibbut's brought to you by hero bread we need it for the snacking so go on heights we're snacking on the hero bread we go down where are we stopping in the 120s we're not stopping anywhere in the 120s

Speaker 1 where are we stopping

Speaker 1 maybe we go to

Speaker 1 maybe we go to the costco on 116th street for a hot dog

Speaker 1 hot dog and a quick hot dog in a quick shift

Speaker 1 we go get a chicken bake well i'm trying to think of i don't i mean look there are like the famous there's the famous soul food joint up there yes oh let's get a reservation at rayo's who can hook that up for us what's that is that like on 110th something like that yeah so for anyone who doesn't know rayo's is an invite only italian restaurant yes right and if we're feeling breakfasty because it's early we could also stop at the seinfeld diner that's also up there that's true we could stop there okay either one i feel like rayo's at nine o'clock in the morning is going to be a tough res.

Speaker 1 So we're going to go with

Speaker 1 because, no, it's closed.

Speaker 1 I think it's only for dinner.

Speaker 1 And I also, I think what's worth a thought is on 72nd between Amsterdam and Central Park West is La Dynastia, which is a Asian Cuban fusion, one of these places that you can only find in New York.

Speaker 1 It's so good.

Speaker 1 So you're popping beefsteak palomia with a beautiful egg roll or like ropa vieja with general chow's chicken are you serious you had me at ropa i'm in i'm ropa in i'm roped in ropa me into that baby

Speaker 1 And then we got, I, you know, and then, and then Bob's your uncle. And we're stopping.
We're crying. We're getting, you know, blue bottle coffees on the way.
Oh, yeah. Yes.
I'm, I'm going to have to.

Speaker 1 We're using

Speaker 1 my Starbucks credits, Josh. We're using all my credits.
I'm gonna get free coffees for us the whole time. Yes.
Okay, you want merch? I'll give you merch. I have enough of those stars.
I'll take a ton.

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Speaker 1 And maybe we do like hallucinogens the whole time. Great.
Yes. Good.
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Speaker 1 should we get to a story yes so lauren sanchez reacts to whitney cummings poking fun at her cheap inauguration look whitney cummings poked fun at lauren sanchez polarizing inauguration look the comedian told her instagram followers that she's not going to hate on the 55 year old for wearing a white alexander mcqueen pantsuit and a peekaboo lace bra.

Speaker 1 She is a businesswoman. Her decisions have gotten her this far.
Cummings, 42, continued, I respect her judgment. And then she kind of basically just, she kind of like lightly made fun.

Speaker 1 She blamed the bra. She was like, it's probably a thousand dollar bra, but white lace inherently sometimes doesn't look the classiest.
And so she certainly roasted her.

Speaker 1 She said, it's the kind of thing that looks cute in a mirror, but then in a photo, no bueno. She said, it's giving Bachelor in Paradise meets Love is Blind Energy.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But I will say that Lauren Sanchez, who's a badass, liked it. And I don't know if she commented, but L.O.
and uploaded a heart emoji. If I'm Lauren Sanchez, I don't give two shits.
Totally.

Speaker 1 I'm so rich and all that I care about is if Daddy Jeff cares. And I think Daddy Jeff loved it.
I think he looked at her and said, honey, you look fabulous. By the way, she's like, she can't wait.

Speaker 1 And I can't wait to go home. Like, that's probably what he was saying.
So be each their own. You see, John Fetterman,

Speaker 1 he showed up in sweats. And basketball shorts, the great senator from Pennsylvania came to the inauguration in a hoodie and basketball shorts.
Legend. Like, I'm kind of like...

Speaker 1 I'm kind of like over the whole, like, I agree that it's nice to look very presentable. And if I went, I would like to be wearing like a nice suit, whatever, but each their own.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 I saw people roasting her. I was just like, the funniest part about it to me was that Zuckerberg meme that went around where he's clearly taking a peek at peek at her hoo-has

Speaker 1 and the guy and the guy behind him. Did you see that meme where there's a guy that's just like his jaws on the floor?

Speaker 1 But yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
I thought she looked great. I agree.
I thought it looked like watching Zuckerberg, Bezos, Elon up there, the president of Google.

Speaker 1 it looked like an esports all-star team.

Speaker 1 It was pretty great.

Speaker 1 It's so funny. Well, did you also see that it is a tradition that Trump reveals inspirational message Biden left him in the Oval Office? Did you see this? No.

Speaker 1 As Trump was sitting behind the famous desk of the Oval Office, one of the reporters said, did President Biden leave you a letter?

Speaker 1 Which I guess every outgoing president writes the future president a letter and leaves it in a drawer in the desk. And Trump was like, oh, I'm not sure.
Let me check.

Speaker 1 And it was there and it was titled 247.

Speaker 1 And then he was like, maybe I'll read it.

Speaker 1 on camera actually i'll i'll read it privately and then i'll let you know what it says so what would be in your letter to the incoming president good luck i left the country in as good a shape as I could have for you.

Speaker 1 Please don't fuck up what I've done over the last four years, but I'm rooting for you. That's what I would write.
Please don't draw back everything I've done. That must be so frustrating.

Speaker 1 But yeah, like that's what I would write. What would you write? I would say, don't trust anyone.

Speaker 1 Aliens are real, real, real, real, real. JFK was an inside job.
You're fucked.

Speaker 1 No, I don't know we don't know we don't know oh we don't know oh okay i'm sure it was something like that or like just like a smiley face or something weird i don't know

Speaker 1 lol

Speaker 1 good luck yeah i would just write it like or you just write like do you like me yes no maybe

Speaker 1 keep it real high school you know what i'm saying

Speaker 1 i would leave one of those little fortune tellers so you can like make yourself like seven eight four two bell

Speaker 1 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Oh man, what, what a time. All right.
And then the last one, surgeon and father of three performs vasectomy on himself as a gift for his wife. I'm really brave.

Speaker 1 What is wrong with people?

Speaker 1 Well, the plastic surgeon Chen Wainong in Taiwan made men of the world wince after giving himself a vasectomy on camera.

Speaker 1 It was a strange feeling to touch and suture my own urethra, declared the chop doc in the AI translated caption of the nail biting clip, which he uploaded to the platform for educational purposes.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 1 What platform? IG.

Speaker 1 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 What the fuck? Wow. Why? Why? Like,

Speaker 1 I don't even get it. Like, maybe.

Speaker 1 Is he broke? He's a doctor. I know, but you need a second opinion.
For sure.

Speaker 1 You need other eyes. That's crazy to me.
Very scary. And so he was numb.
I guess he gave himself local in his Johnson, and then he went down there and just.

Speaker 1 I mean, my friends who have had it done before all say it's

Speaker 1 easy peasy. Even the angles, you need a mirror there.
And like, you know, his taint wasn't in great shape. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 This is not the kind of guy who's like, let me do some pre-grooming. No.

Speaker 1 No, definitely not because he doesn't have to. Right.
It's just him. That's that's

Speaker 1 boiling. When was the last time you shaved your nether regions? I'm so glad you asked.
This is a great segment.

Speaker 1 I need to, like, I, every six to eight weeks, I go, I'm in the shower and I go, it's time. And then you go, and you shave it off completely? I go bear.
Yeah, see, that's a skinny man move, Josh.

Speaker 1 It's a skinny man move. You can't go bare unless you can bear the sight of it.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I'm like, once every couple of months, just trim the hedges.

Speaker 1 But what about like the other region? Are you leaving that? Like, you're not touching your.

Speaker 1 The grundle? I don't even know what that is. The under sack? Yeah, sure.
The taint.

Speaker 1 I don't touch it. I just...
Maybe I should. I don't know.
Why did I lead us here?

Speaker 1 I do want to get fully waxed one day because I just want to know what it's like.

Speaker 1 Totally. Just to be totally clean.
Yes.

Speaker 1 How do you feel about anal bleaching? Down to clown. Call Joey Camasa.
I'll let him do it for me.

Speaker 1 Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 What are you kidding? Oh, that's what we should do. On our walk downtown, Joey will tell us the side street that we can get it on.
The side streets.

Speaker 1 Maybe we do it before the walk and we see how quickly we become inflamed.

Speaker 1 Instantly. Do you know that something not so similar happened to me when, so I was dating Paige.
We'd only been together like six months, call it. I had never been on vacation.

Speaker 1 I'm 26 years old, like on a proper vacation. My mom and I had been to Atlantic City.
We'd driven down to Florida before, but we lived in Florida. But I'd never been to like.

Speaker 1 Cancun or the Bahamas or Hawaii like the way kids I knew grew up would go away So I was 26 I was finally with a girl who I like really loved and I wanted to like go away with.

Speaker 1 And I got a check, an ice age residual check.

Speaker 1 And I'm like,

Speaker 1 I was like, Paige, we're going to Hawaii.

Speaker 1 So we plan the trip. And before we leave, I noticed that I have, I'm not like the craziest hairy guy at all.
Like I don't really have like chest or shoulder hair or anything like that.

Speaker 1 But I noticed I had like a few small patches of back hair. So I'm like, I'm getting that waxed off.
So I go to this place, they do the waxing, very nice, no big deal. And

Speaker 1 she didn't tell me, you should probably go home and shower and just chill out for the rest of the day because I just wax you and it opens up your pores and your skin might react.

Speaker 1 I went to the gym after.

Speaker 1 I went to 24-hour fitness after.

Speaker 1 I did a chest day after.

Speaker 1 Okay, that means I'm laying on

Speaker 1 the bench

Speaker 1 at 24-hour fitness, throwing up, you know, 50s minimum. I get such a infection in my back.

Speaker 1 When I tell you folliculitis, like you have never seen before,

Speaker 1 I literally, because it really started to happen as we got home. Like it took days to sort of mature.
I thought I had been attacked by sea lice in the waters of Wailea.

Speaker 1 I said, I've clearly been attacked by a sea creature. And then I went to the doctor and he's like, nah, dog.
He's like, you have fucked your shit up. And I had to go on like a 10-day antibiotic.

Speaker 1 You said sea creature, Josh. So I just have to set the record straight.
I started sea moss gel and after day two, I'm off it. This is a hoax.
This is a hoax. I felt like I was putting cum in my mouth.

Speaker 1 It's like some joke, okay? It's just literally the exact consistency of semen. You're putting it in your mouth.
What do you have to reference? Hey, my own semen.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I have Equinox.

Speaker 1 I'm going to lose my free membership after this app. I know it.

Speaker 1 And I'm out. I just,

Speaker 1 I just, it's, it's not for me. I didn't see any of the benefits.
I actually, I felt worse. I felt worse.
Okay. So I'm not saying that CMOS is for no one.
I'm just saying. that CMOS is not for me.

Speaker 1 That's all. But I also questioned when I saw on your review of it that like for my friends who've done CMOS, they tend to get it from people who are from the islands.
And yes.

Speaker 1 And it's like very, what's it called, Olivia? How do you pronounce it? Apothecary?

Speaker 2 Apothecary, yes.

Speaker 1 Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 Olivia. So you didn't like that I went with a mainstream brand.
This is yeah, you were like, you got like a mango flavored one. Like, what is happening here? You're like, oh, yeah, CMOS by Ring Pop.

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 1 I got a thumb dip CMOS collab. It was 4.9 stars.
Irish witchcraft

Speaker 1 or Irish witch, something with witch, and it was supposed to be top of the line, no added sugars. It wasn't for me.

Speaker 1 No way. I wouldn't recommend it.
I wouldn't recommend it. Should we get to a speakpipe? Yeah, let's do a speakpipe.

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We don't want to hear your woody nutses.

Speaker 1 They usually stink keep it brief brevity is key here's one from i don't know

Speaker 4 hey josh and ben love you guys huge moron i want to get y'all's takes on southern accents so i grew up in alabama but now i live in north carolina and i have my first big girl job and a lot of people i work with are from like new york and new jersey and i never really thought about having a southern accent until i started working with them because sometimes people will like in a nice way like make fun of of me for the way I talk.

Speaker 4 So, I just want to know what y'all thought. Like, do you think people from the South sound dumb or like awesome or crazy?

Speaker 1 Or I don't know.

Speaker 4 I just want to know what y'all thought. And should I start like trying to train myself to not have too much of a southern accent? And should I start trying to like talk more professionally at work?

Speaker 4 Like, do I, do I sound crazy? Is basically what I'm trying to ask. Okay, love you guys.
Bye.

Speaker 1 Love you. Don't change.
Dumb people sound dumb.

Speaker 1 accents don't make them dumb okay like that like that's preposterous to me these new yorkers sound like a bunch of schmucks okay your accent is fantastic i love it it always southern accents in general make me feel very warm cozy friendly i think it's fantastic josh i love them and the only accent i don't really like are new jersey new york accents Okay.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying, though? Like, yeah, I do. Southern accents are like romantic and like dreamy.
Like no one's ever like, oh, fuck me, like you're from Trenton, you know? Like,

Speaker 1 what? Totally. No.
But

Speaker 1 our accents are for sure the worst. For sure.
The truth is, you don't really have one in the way that I don't really have one.

Speaker 1 I mean, I've lived in LA for 20 plus years, but like when you get to like deep parts of Brooklyn, Long Island, you know, certain parts of New Jersey, it's insufferable. They're thick.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Very thick, laid on heavy. And honestly, I'm jealous that I didn't grow up saying y'all.
I love y'all. Oh, yeah.
Imagine y'all is good. You all is too much.
Y'all. Y'all.

Speaker 1 Y'all clean. One more.

Speaker 1 Hi, good guys.

Speaker 5 Okay. So I need you to tell me who's nuts here, guys or girls.
So a couple of years ago, my husband and I's dryer was on its way out, but it was still working.

Speaker 5 Okay, and I needed to use it because I'm a physician and my scrubs needed to be washed.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 5 the guy comes, replaces the dryer, and then conveniently that day, my husband takes off to Las Vegas for a bachelor party.

Speaker 5 I come home and I'm like, hey, where are all of the clothes and the scrubs that were in the dryer? My husband goes, what are you talking about? I'm like, you didn't check the dryer? No.

Speaker 5 He didn't check the dryer. The guy that took the dryer didn't check it, didn't realize it was heavier.
So all of my scrubs gone.

Speaker 5 The nuts part is that this has been talked about for at least once a week by our entire friend group. It was brought up at every major event of our lives.

Speaker 5 Our good friends, their dryer was on their way out and my girlfriend did a load of wash and poof, everything gone again.

Speaker 5 So are we nuts, the girls, for doing the wash in a dryer that still works but needs to be replaced?

Speaker 5 Or are the guys nuts because they're not checking and they're just aimlessly giving away all of our stuff for free. Let me know.

Speaker 1 Obviously,

Speaker 1 the guy's nuts. You don't check the dryer to see if there's anything in it.

Speaker 1 That's like me throwing away a cabinet and not checking if there's any dishes in it or throwing away a dresser and not checking if there's any clothes. Nuts.
He's nuts. It's not her fault.
Totally.

Speaker 1 But that is so something I would do.

Speaker 1 I'm sure there was no malicious intent, but he's nuts. Should we get to our what are you nuts? We should.
Our woody nuts moment of the week are our gripes with people, places, and things.

Speaker 1 These are just, yeah, they're the things sticking in our craw, big or small. I'll start.
The other day I was...

Speaker 1 Getting breakfast with funny enough, and you'll find this, our wonderful pediatrician who we've become friends with her and her husband. She's such a lovely person.

Speaker 1 And so it was me, my wife, my sister-in-law, and the pediatrician and her husband. So there was five of us and a kid and a shy,

Speaker 1 six in total. So we're waiting, this wonderful diner near our house, like delicious breakfast spot.
We're waiting and we're waiting.

Speaker 1 And it's like, actually, and they're like, oh, it's 15 minutes, shouldn't be bad. But we're seeing all these people who are coming in after us are going in, going in, going in.

Speaker 1 So, you know, 20, 25 minutes in, I start going like, maybe they don't, you know, I start thinking, like, am I, am I not Josh Peck anymore? Like, why am I waiting?

Speaker 1 So, so I go to the hostess and she goes, I'm sorry, there's only two tables in the whole place for six. And both of the tables have paid their check, but they're just hanging out.
What are you nuts?

Speaker 1 This is when you go up to the table and I believe you just say nicely, like, I'm sorry, you know, we have people waiting for this table. These people have eaten.
They've schmoozed. They've paid.

Speaker 1 They've been here an hour plus. Get up.
What are you nuts? But it's on the restaurant. If you're a host at that restaurant, I once was schmoozing hanging out at this restaurant.

Speaker 1 And it was like, I think it was at Craigs in LA, right? So it was like hard to get a table. I will never forget.
We're chatting after, we've had, we've had our dessert. The bill's been paid.

Speaker 1 The waiter would come over every three to five minutes and remove one thing from the table, like

Speaker 1 a packet of sweet and low. And then he would just look at us like this and just keep walking.
By the third time, there there was no sweet and low left. And I was like, let's get the heck out of here.

Speaker 1 This guy wants us out, out, out. What are you, nut? This was, and this was breakfast, right? Yes.
Josh, there's no schmoozing after the check has come and breakfast. 100%.
This, I agree with you.

Speaker 1 It's totally on the establishment, but it's also on these imbeciles. Get the fuck up.
Get up. Get up.
You paid your bill. You don't have anything to do that day.
Leave. At least dinner.

Speaker 1 You are going home to go to sleep. Right? So I get that.
Maybe you had a cocktail at Craig's. You're schmoozing.
You didn't have a cocktail cocktail at breakfast. At least I hope not.
Who knows?

Speaker 1 Maybe you did. Maybe you crushed a couple of Bloody Marys.
I have no idea. Nuts.
Absolutely nuts. My wedding and nuts, Josh, is we went to this pool hall, right?

Speaker 1 I was talking about me, my parents, my sister. My mom wanted something to drink.
Go. She said, I want a club soda.
I said, no problem. I went up to the bar.
I ordered her a club soda.

Speaker 1 She handed me the bill. $4.50.
I thought it was very expensive for a club soda, but no problem, whatever. I gave her a 50.
That's what I had. She comes back, Josh.
She doesn't say anything to me.

Speaker 1 Two fives, 34 ones.

Speaker 1 Sure.

Speaker 1 34 $1 bills and two fives. What are you nuts? Just tell me you can't break it.

Speaker 1 Tell me that you don't have larger bills. I'll pay with a credit card.
I said, oh, no, no, no, don't worry about it. She's like, oh, I'm sorry.
I already put the 50 away.

Speaker 1 Do you understand the inconvenience of having 30 plus $1 bills in your wallet? You can't close it. That money might as well not exist.
That's just anybody that you see.

Speaker 1 You want to win, you want to won, you want to won. I lost, I paid $50 for that club soda.
I might as well have paid 50. Totally.
What are you nuts? Nuts.

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Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess just leave it. Mondays and Wednesdays.

Speaker 1 Perfect.

Speaker 1 That's really funny.

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