Guys: Episode 98 - Feet Guys with Mike Hale

Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys.

I am Brian,

and with me is a man who loves the pose, Chris James.

Hi, Chris.

Loves the pose.

You like the pose.

No, okay.

Let me let me help you.

I had a dilemma here when it comes to this episode.

Now,

I could say something that would be an insult in the foot fetish community

to you, but then that would insinuate that I'm in the foot fetish community.

But I think that's what they all, they always do when you do the insults.

But not on this one.

Not on this one.

So you're, hmm, that seems a bit odd, like that you're unwilling to even pretend to be in there.

It's like, makes you wonder if there was a reason behind that, if maybe, I don't know, whatever, introduce the guest.

And of course, I tricked the guest into coming on the show by saying we're going to talk about morning radio guys.

And then I said, we got to talk about feet.

We got Mike Hale.

Hi, Mike.

What's up, big dog?

What's up?

But you, you would prefer

feet guys anyway.

Yeah.

Morning radio.

Yeah.

I have a soft spot in my heart for feet guys.

I don't know why.

I just

know a lot about them.

I don't know why.

And just to be, and no judgments at all, of course, we're judgment-free.

You're not a, are you a foot guy yourself at all in any way?

No, I'm, no, no.

No, but you, but you, when you see somebody getting horny for feet, you, you think it's sort of endearing or something.

That is cute, man.

They are without a doubt, without.

even a doubt, the horniest men in the world.

And

I'm comparing them to like other guys we've talked about on this show.

I've never seen such horny guys.

Is it because there's like bare feet everywhere?

There's like a saturation of just feet all over.

Can you imagine if like everywhere you went, there were titties and you could like look at the titties?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, you can look at titties a lot, but yeah, I guess you know, but if you went out in public, if you went to the beach and there was just titties all over the place, I mean, there are.

Oh, this is kind of nice.

But there are kind of at the beach.

Total anarchy.

Yeah.

Okay, pussies.

What if you you went to the beach and there was pussies everywhere you could just look at a pussy you know the pussies all spread open on the on the beach it's crazy and i know that

well that is a problem a lot of times when people get mad that's actually what's causing them to get mad

i okay

i i know people are going to jump on me for this because i admitted that i went to a nude beach uh before and they're all saying oh you're the nude beach guy

off

what is that right

no i didn't there was no sexual stuff remember the story no the story i think i was saying that somebody was like sucking somebody off

uh like over around behind the reeds or something i don't think i said that i did it no

um but i just suck off behind the reeds no it's just a good place to start

off people right smart my point is that you uh you would just be you'd see a lot of pussies and tits at a at a nude beach, you know what I mean?

So, I think if, but you're saying that what if life was a nude beach, basically, what if pussy was everywhere and you were just looking at because these people that you, these women, they'll wear fucking Birkenstocks.

Boom, you got a heart on, yeah, like it's crazy.

I can't imagine what are we supposed to do

like that.

I can't fucking imagine what it must do to your brain to see the thing all the time, to see

porno basically

all the time everywhere you go i'll turn on one of these uh latest music videos and you'll see oh my goodness thank you on there but but i think that like i think sometimes i'm not horny so i think even if when i if i see porno it doesn't really turn me on does that happen to them at all where they're just kind of not

sorry

doesn't happen to me I see something I like and I get horny.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah.

Fair enough.

But like, yeah, I, I definitely understand the point that you're making, though, is that like, and I, I don't, I don't have a foot finish and it's never been something that I can even really fully wrap my head around, uh, you know, the appeal of it at all.

Um, so I don't know how horny it makes them.

We'll get to that.

Okay.

Can I say this?

Uh, uh, I, my name on the, people don't see the video of this.

It says $40 feet.

And I've said this before.

When I was in Los Angeles, a couple of dominatrixes told me that my feet pictures could be worth $40 a piece because I have great feet.

But that seems like low.

Did we cover the fact that that seems like it's not worth it?

What if I sold 20?

But it seems like they were insulting you.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Nope.

40 bucks is good.

So you're saying that like a bad ones would get like 10 or 50?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Well, this is also a virtual good, so it's out there forever.

It's passive income, basically.

Yeah, he usually sales like while he sleeps.

Well, and then also there's this an NFT possibility at some point as well.

Yeah, his nasty fucking toes.

Oh, I got the pricing guide for feet pictures.

Okay, what do you mean?

From where?

This is from e-commercefastlane.com.

It says, how much do feet picks sell?

Okay.

I'm trying to find, okay, it says the rise of feet pick sales as a side hustle amidst the bustling digital economy.

I'm looking for the price.

I can't read it.

It's the longest article.

It's like looking up a fucking recipe.

It's like got the history of like soup.

Tell me how much I can get for a photo of these things, you know?

I know.

And it's so exciting when you're like, wait a minute.

Okay, male feet, earning potential, monitor, moderate

to high, growing market segment with interest from niche audiences is for male feet.

Okay.

Oh, God.

Here we go.

This is too much.

I can't find it.

I can't.

It really depends on if you're what type of

thing that you're doing, right?

Oh, never mind.

It doesn't.

DB's got the number.

Photo quality will be standard quality.

You're going to get five to ten dollars for that.

High quality with standard presentation, which is the pose.

That's 10 to 15.

The pose, I tell you guys what the pose is because people might not know that.

It's when the lady lays on her stomach and kicks her feet up behind her or the guy, and then you can look at that whole body with the feet.

You know what I'm talking about?

That's what they call, quote, the pose.

Yeah, that's the magic pose.

Some guys like it, some guys don't, really.

But then it says like a joke, OnlyFans, for your feet stuff.

And then do like let the market decide what to charge for it.

Is there a name your own price thing on there?

We should.

That would be so funny to do.

We should do that as a joke.

Totally.

Only your feet fans.

And it's actually

like little scenarios.

Like they're crushing some stuff, like a guy or something.

Yes.

And we really need the photos, right?

Like we have to.

Rest your foot up as Trump or something because it's the election or something like that.

I mean, there's tons of stuff we can do with it.

Oh, man.

We can do a lot of funny stuff.

All right.

Well, let's get into the sub rack.

Brian, are you, will you seriously do it?

I'm not joking.

Will I show my feet off?

Yes.

This is, this could be,

I mean, no, no, we're not going to, we're, just to be clear, we're not going to charge charge any, it's only to find out.

We're just going to take photos of his feet in all these poses, high-quality photos.

We're going to professional photography.

Yeah, yeah, because that way you can get the most money.

Well, but then we're just going to see how much people would pay for them.

Legitimately, people who don't know the guy's podcast or Brian, we're going to get them out there with like no context to say, what are these worth?

And then we're going to see.

I really would like to do this.

By the way, it says premium sets of pictures are $40 to $100.

That's basic price.

That's where the money

Yeah.

So we got to get some premium sets.

As I said, well, I can't say, but there might be a camera in my house soon.

So

anyway, so I went to...

Stupid idiot.

I went to...

When does this come out?

When does this come?

Oh, who knows?

Sometime

before December.

I know.

Don't let me edit it.

She's not going to listen.

Don't let me edit.

Oh, she's not going to know.

It's fine.

This might come out after Christmas.

No, it doesn't.

No, it doesn't.

It could.

I don't think it does, right?

Because the 100th comes out on January 1st.

All right.

Well, yeah, you can cut it out.

So this is from R slash feed in your face.

R slash feed in your face.

I should cut it out.

Sorry.

I went to R slash Feed in Your Face and Steampunk Ship posted a picture of her feet.

I'm not going to post it because whatever.

yeah, and it says, I'm going to put some butter on them so you can use your tongue to clean them.

You okay with that?

So it's a it's a lady.

Who's he asking that to?

That says she, and she's asking it to feet in your R/slash feet in your face.

So

board mail 1028 says, I have a better idea.

I bet a lot of people have.

He won't say what it is.

Rolled MD says, Do you have more feet picked?

So he's

the only one I took.

This was the only.

Is that such a good thing to come on a board and say, Someone's like, Hey, why about we do this?

And then you're like, I have a better idea.

Nobody, it's the biggest mystery.

I guess Jack and Jenny replied

nine years ago.

Nobody replied to it.

This is from a couple of days ago.

It's this is recent.

The next guy, Rarberry, says,

souls

so he he likes

okay i'm a big mortal combat guy so that really was perfect for red okay

uh the the jopper man says i want to i want you to go on a long eight-hour hike then give me those dirty stinky smelly souls to munch on

So they, yeah, that's the thing that I,

they, a lot of these guys want them dirty.

Wait, what?

Check out this guy.

This guy goes, warm honey from your toes to heels.

I take my tongue and lick your heels to your toes and suck and clean the honey off before you suddenly pull it out of my pants and shove it deep in your mouth.

Oh, okay.

Well, yeah, that's cool.

Well, that's a guy getting a blowjob.

That's a blowjob.

He's like, hey, the lady's like, hey,

or the guy or whatever, the foot person's like, well, it's kind of about my feet.

It's not.

And he's not even generous enough to put honey on his dick.

You know what I mean?

Put honey on the dick?

Yeah, you're putting honey on the feet.

You get honey on the feet.

She just gets a regular old smelly dick.

Yeah, well, maybe it might not be smelly, but.

The next one is from Feet in Your Face, and it's another picture of just feet.

And it says they could get even closer to your face.

So these are really in on there.

Wow.

But he's like, this is not even close enough for me.

I'd like them touching.

I can actually show you.

I can actually, this one I did get the picture of just because i wanted you to see at least one this lady says i can get these closer to your face and uh i don't think you can to tell you the truth well maybe she has some

up against your face i will also say she does have phillips hue lighting like i do so i don't know that that's phillips hue

that's that's a phillips hue uh so anyway the first the first guy says cute sniffable souls they are

is that yoda

that's fair enough.

And then she replies and goes, They are right.

And he goes, Yes, I'd love to smother my face in them and inhale between your toes.

Okay, lost the gimmick.

He got way too horny and he's like,

Yoda's

normal.

Yeah, yeah, because he got reply and he's like, Holy fuck, because Selena's here.

She replied to that.

She replied to that and she goes, Be my guest.

And then he replies to that.

And he goes, Thank you.

Puts my nose between each of your toes and inhales deeply with my sensitive nose.

Sniff.

Would also love to suck your toes firmly and lick between them and wash and massage them.

Yeah, he got so horny.

Oh, we are.

He got so horny.

He started making a list.

Oh,

some stuff I like to do.

This guy got a list.

He put it, he put it in a weird Twitter cadence, too.

I'll show you.

Look, yeah, I'll show you how it looks.

This looks like this could be a weird Twitter.

Oh, yeah, it's got like all the

snakes.

It's cool.

How he's got a sensitive nose.

Well,

he can smell more stuff than you or I even could on that, you know?

He's like daredevil.

They bring him in to train the police dogs.

But all they do is smell people's feet.

They come in the house and they're like, keep heading to this women's department store.

The killers in here.

The killers in the shoes.

I went to footfetishforum.com to take a look at what's going on there.

And

this is the

title of this thread is odd.

It says, Example of Perfect Initiation.

My invitation with my wife's feet.

So this guy goes, if I could ever figure out how to post my photos,

you guys would take extra vitamins to reload your loads.

So he's like,

I've never heard you guys would be heading to the GNC at the mall to stop up on

I need something to just reinvigorate my loads.

In the event this guy figures out how to upload pictures, I'm going to need some vitamins to get more loads.

What kind of vitamins, I wonder?

Like, that's, yeah, I wonder what kind of vitamins you get for your loads.

There must be some that help more than others.

This next guy goes, dude, what size is she?

Ethnicity?

She looks like a real catch.

Love her soul.

So he figured out how to post after that.

What's more ethnicity?

That's important.

This guy goes, thank you for all the compliments.

She wears a U.S.

7.5 and an EU 39.

Her feet drive me crazy every day.

And I love to see that other people have made out.

She has low self-esteem and finds her feet ugly.

And seeing these comments helped a lot.

I wonder if that's true or if she's that's just that guy's fetish.

He wants to tell, he wants to tell other guys about the feet.

And then I like read them like getting off about it.

Yeah, but I wonder if she, yeah, definitely.

I wonder if she thinks her feet are ugly or if she just is like a little bit sort of put off by

the thing that's happening in her life now where her husband is composing her feet and putting them on the internet for people to jack off to.

And maybe that makes her feel a little ugly on the inside or something.

I don't know.

I don't know for sure.

This is maybe weirdness.

There's got to be some weirdness.

Like, because he had to, he had to say, hey, honey,

I love those feet.

You know, who else would like them?

People on footfetties.com.

Yeah, and you'd hope.

You'd hope that he did.

Oh, I'm sure he asked.

Because now it's like, like, they're all saying, they're all jacking off.

They're all taking extra vitamins.

See, the vitamin stores in the area are freaking out of stock.

Everything.

And you got to see these loads.

There's just huge loads.

Honey, honey, you got to see these.

These guys are busting loads all over pictures of your feet.

They love your feet.

You have beautiful feet.

They've printed them out, honey.

These guys, they don't have printers at home, honey.

These guys are going to Kinko's to print these out.

That's how beautiful your feet are sweet it's not just this website i posted your shit on 4chan i posted your shit on all these forums too and they all love it they all love but they mostly all love it there's a couple of forums where there's some hateful comments but that's the internet honey

i went to fetish.com

and uh this thread is called ideas for foot play

this guy's looking for some ideas So you got your foot job.

You got your foot job is sort of, that would be the one I would think of.

other is there any other ones bro

before before we get into it sorry db can you

it's actually an fj

foot job uh

what else can you do with them i guess you can jack off onto them right is that called

well i mean there's some talk about that but yeah okay we got to come up with a name for this

foot jacking with foot jacking uh this guy goes my life my wife loves me sucking her toes and i love the foot jobs now with that being said what else can we do with our feet open to any ideas yeah sucking the toes we didn't think of sucking toes so that's the other one i guess that you could do and then jacking off onto them yeah like the the what would you call it you know the foot toilet or not the foot the foot toilet yeah the crap on the crap on her feet

on her feet

that's hot where usually would do it into a tissue i guess you know so the foot tissue

no no jack

you a tissue you go you guys don't crap into a tissue and then put it into the toilet there was a there was a uh some dj right there's a

guy saying that that he like he put when he poops into the toilet he catches it in the toilet paper and then

who was that i vaguely recall that but i don't remember what it's from if it's like a comedy sketch or a real it's like one of those morning show morning radio shows but he catches it in it yeah that's kind of a cool thing to do brian maybe you should try it in you should try try a different strategy or something.

Run it out with a big turd in my hand.

This guy, I do like that.

This guy's like, you can only do two goddang things with the feet.

I don't know what to do.

I suck the toes and then she gives me a foot job.

And then what do we do next?

And I'm like, maybe have intercourse.

Like, well, with the feet?

With the foot undergrass.

Well, you know, what the feet are.

You want me to put my foot in there?

No, no, no.

You don't know your penis, sir.

I'm saying, like, maybe

a guy that has a foot fetish that's turned on by his own feet.

Yeah, I wonder if

they could use the mirror method with the feet, with their own feet, you know?

Well, the first comment on it says she can stretch your asshole with them.

There you go.

That's oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just stretch it, you know, put both feet in your asshole.

That would be something.

This next guy goes, try blindfolds and then use different sensory toys and feelings, hot, cold, feathers, pinwheels.

Wax is like the only wax, like the only limit is your imagination.

Okay, so yeah, just like play around with them

like a baby, like a baby would or something.

Yeah, for some reason, for some reason, BJ Daddy 1738 just posted the crying laughing emoji five times after that.

So

cracked him up.

Not helpful.

Yeah,

not helpful, BJ Daddy.

I wanted to follow every name I found on this because it's just like so many guys.

I think there's one guy's name that was just like, I like to spell farts.

Okay, brother.

This next guy goes,

this next guy points up and he goes, maybe let me do the same.

So that's.

Get another guy in here.

Yeah, let's get

him fucking info jobs.

So you're saying go hot wife mode?

I get, but that doesn't doesn't really that's not a different thing to do

i'm looking for more suggestions for what you can do alone yeah not without you you without you i don't want you to my wife

that's a different world you're on the wrong page you're on the wrong fetish

like that guy's like the worst bull in the world like he's like a wanna he's a single guy who wants to be a bull and he's like on the foot fetish like maybe i can come over and foot fetish your wife and it's like what are you doing pathetic i didn't say i need help swinging

it this guy is the quintessential like he may not even be a single guy but again when you go on facebook and you go to the the swinger for newbies group it's mostly just guys saying how do i get my wife to do this this is that this is that guy is like how do i how do i get into

your wife's feet how does that happen can i do it i have a wife i love her god rest her soul she died but i do have a wife

she passed on passed away and i've been cleared by the way

she unfortunately passed on but she did tell me she gave me a thumbs up at the end

she said you can fuck anybody's foot you want don't worry about it okay

and so he shows up and This next guy says, you can fuck each other's assholes with your feet, starting with the toes and then with more foot as you can see you could get more there as the gate stretches more out open

that seems like so um logistically impossible to do and i would and i'd be concerned with the your toenails

the toenails would have to be extremely well manicured

i only clip mine like every three months oh your wife must love that in the bed playing football she complains about it a lot she complains about my toenails because they get stuck in the sheet

the bottom of his sheets are like shredded cheese they have been in the past i've been trying to be better about clipping them but i dig i did

run some holes into some sheets they get stuck in the in the sheets that happens to my cat

sure

but i don't know how i don't know how often you're supposed to clip them anyway you know i know and listen listen air i i i ariel i have really hard nails like fingernails and toenails.

So even if I have to, if I don't clip them like all the time, then they're dangerous, you know, because they're really hard.

I think it's, you know, I have a good diet.

I'm a strong guy.

I got a strong will, you know, I don't know the reason, but

somebody likes fucking cats.

I could hurt somebody, but, but I, I, I try to stay on top of it regularly.

I don't think probably as much as I should, but I mean, every couple of months, that's wild, Brian.

What are you doing about your fingernails?

Uh, so that's been coming up a lot lately because, like, uh, uh,

I haven't been as good.

I, I, I kind of come sometimes, but most of the time, if one starts to look unruly, I just chew the goddamn thing off.

You do a petty, a mani petty.

You ever done that?

I'm afraid I don't want to do any of that stuff.

I don't, I don't want to get a massage.

Yeah, I don't like massage.

I don't want none of that stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know you.

I know you're old school.

I know, I know.

No, no, no, no, no.

It's all about, I don't, I would prefer it.

Like, I just feel like the second I get involved in something.

I know you want to go to the, you go to the bed again.

The second I get into that, I start farting and I get a boner or something.

That's the only thing I can think about.

I mean, all joking aside, I do totally understand why you would hate a situation like that.

You would just be like so nervous about every single aspect.

Well,

my wife and daughter are getting a massage, and they were like, you know, you can come.

And I was like, no uh oh yeah i want to be in the room with you farting while this lady rubs my back that's great because somebody told me i think you'd be in a different room someone told me years ago that you do fart and can sometimes get a little poop out during a massage because you get so comfortable it's all part of it they carry it away they have a guy that comes in and

not everybody does in a little bag and takes a bunch he's got wipes and everything

yeah this next guy goes um oh i like this guy You guys are going to love this guy.

He goes, experienced foot fetish scene guy here.

So we got an expert.

Thank you.

Finally, finally.

Lots of options from food on the feet to foot jobs, come on her feet, get her to wear shoes and no socks for the day.

And she makes you smell them, lick them clean, including your cum.

Piss on them.

Again, you can lick them clean.

Public feet worship with a foot job, a hand job, go out for dinner and have her wear flip-flops or heels or something.

She can slip off and rub your cock under the table or even put them on the table.

Just go get creative with it and just make sure you're worshiping them good enough.

And then he, at the end, puts the winky emoji and a foot emoji.

That guy went crazy.

That guy went off.

You gotta admit, that guy went off.

Like, you're talking about at a

restaurant, put them on the table.

I don't know.

A lot of them love that thing in movies where, like, I found a few places where they put the time codes in movies where somebody gets a good job under the table.

Think of a movie.

There is a movie that is legendary in the foot fetish community, and it's not a Quentin Tarantino movie, by the way.

I don't remember what it was.

We might come on to that.

But, like, that I understand.

That I understand.

Going under the table, that type of thing.

But like putting it on the table, it just seems like everyone would be like, What the fuck is that person doing?

You know what I mean?

Well, they're talking about public worship.

Like they, that, that, like, maybe one of the ideas that they have is that you might, like,

you know, be out in public and you kind of worship her feet in front of people.

I see.

So, you like bring it up on the table and you start worshiping it, and then, and then, I guess, from that point,

everyone understands.

Everyone's like, oh, he's worshiping her feet.

I get it, he's horny for feet, and then it's clear, and then everyone can keep eating.

That makes well, I'm just part of me and my family are just part of these guys' sexual game.

Okay,

yeah, this next one from fetish.com is by a guy named Shoe Lick.

And the subject line is just shoe licking.

Holy shit, this guy is fucking very narrow.

Because I love to lick women's shoes or boots.

I prefer it for feet.

I lick my wife's shoes secretly everywhere, including the sole.

It's very dirty sometimes.

Will this cause any health problems in the future?

See, that I don't like.

You don't want to get caught.

I don't think you'd want to get caught licking a bunch of shoes.

Your wife gets out of the shower shower and you're licking your fucking shoe,

whack it off and just ah.

Yeah, I think it would be.

I don't know, but I feel like there's a lot of people doing it.

Maybe they just don't, we don't hear reports on the.

That's fine.

I put my shoes everywhere.

What do you mean?

I just, there's no place in this house where my shoes haven't been.

Okay.

On the furniture and stuff like that.

Nobody gets sick.

But they're not licking the furniture.

That's fair.

That's fair.

And we're not sitting on it naked.

I don't think it's that dangerous, though.

I'd lick a shoe.

Yeah.

For like 200 bucks.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't think why would you

do that?

Why would you debase yourself for that amount of money, though?

I don't understand.

It just doesn't.

It's not debasing yourself.

It's like one minute's work for $200.

And if you film that, that's digital good.

And you can put that out there.

And that's your path to financial freedom.

Oh, yeah.

We are doing the foot photo.

i like it like don't back out on this and afterwards when you turn the mics off and be like hey that was obviously a bid on the fucking episode trying to make it all laugh like i'm not editing anything out i'm not even going to edit out the thing that you said that you asked me to edit

sometimes you mess up toto says uh i would say if your immune system and stomach can handle chemicals not intended for human consumption like tire waste engine waste uh piss waste cleaning agents and other unknowns still it could turn bad e.g.

you get cancer in the long run.

So I think you get cancer from licking shoes, though.

Yeah,

from all kinds of things, though, you know, so you know what I mean?

Like, you can't live your life thinking, but oh, I'm gonna get cancer.

That would mean you can't smoke cigarettes.

You can't fucking have any

fun at all.

Can I get rid of all your black kitchen utensils, which I did?

I did that.

I'm not going to let them.

Well, they're

lower price now as well.

Nobody wants these things.

They're easy to get.

Now, I get it.

Yeah.

My 2024 pots and pans bill is outrageous because I had non-stick pots and pans.

And then all my utensils were black plastic.

So I got rid of all of it and bought it all again.

So I've done it twice this year already.

Let's go ahead.

Let's, this is a fun bit I think people like to do is, you know, as far as hearing just how much you spent on stuff.

so how much how much do you i don't remember i i i honestly i could not tell you because it was back in january or february when i bought the first pots and pans and i think they were pretty cheap because those non-stick ones aren't super expensive because i got my eye on a stainless steel set for like that's what i have now i got a stainless steel now yeah it's right around there is what i paid expensive as shit for this stainless steel and then the other one i think was probably 200 bucks so 500

and and but we're giving it all away we're giving the pots and pans to Gwen.

Wait, why?

Oh, why aren't you?

Oh, the other stuff you're giving.

I thought you meant you bought them, and now you're going to give them away.

Give the cancer stuff to the cancer.

Oh, you're giving the cancer stuff.

Watch out for this stuff.

It does cause cancer.

Okay, here.

But she's younger, so it's like, think about when she gets older, there'll be all kinds of medical stuff.

There'll be a cure for it, but

for all of it.

Well, I did tell her, please don't use the black

plastic stuff.

The pans, the pots and pans are fine.

fine yeah but i can't use metal on non-stick so i had to get stainless steel so we could use the new metal utensils i bought but then what she gonna

what utensils are is she gonna use if she can't use the

she's gonna have to buy some yeah

but she can't use the metal she can only you're saying that it'll only work with the ones that cause cancer wood oh wood wood yeah yeah yeah okay uh this person goes it's all about your immune system as far as germs go eat right exercise, stay healthy.

But Toto's has a point about poison, so now they're a little getting worrying, worrying.

The guy goes, Probably not the best thing for you, but there's most likely more terrifying nasties on your hands, tongue, keyboard, TV, remote, etc.

I wouldn't worry too much.

This is

putting in food these days, too.

Oh, the TMOs and stuff.

I mean, honestly, it's like you're probably worse than licking the shoes.

Eating a bag of potato chips is probably worse than eating, you know, an old shoe that you find in in a locker room you know

starving says i've never licked shoes but i've wanted to i do sniff them that really turns me on i love the scents they're all about the same i love smelling my customer shoes and imagine their feet inside and also thinking about what their feet smell like i love to smell socks as well where do you where does that person work this guy probably works at a shoe store he's a doctor doctor all right let's get your foot up here he's like he's a podiatrist

Get your hoof up here, real quick.

Get your hoof up there.

Like, massaging your foot.

That's when my foot doctor was massaging my foot, and he said, I think it's broken, you know.

And then he smelled it.

He was like, Yep, I need to smell your shoe in the other room.

I need to take your shoe in the other room to smell, to do the smell test on it.

That's the only way to tell if it's sure, sure, broke.

Comes back all fucking sweaty.

His hands wet.

Yeah, his clothes are all on the wrong way.

His tie is undone.

He undid his tie himself like he got fully naked.

He did the thing.

The steam comes out.

Those are some nice shoes.

And then the last person's a woman, so this is good.

And it's two weeks after this guy.

It says two weeks later.

So it's kind of like a SpongeBob thing.

And it says, I had a lot of people lick my street boots and sneakers, and no one ever got sick so far.

They ingested a lot of stuff.

So she has had people.

people anecdotal.

Thank you.

It's anecdotal.

I mean, I think that this isn't like a group of scientists we're talking about.

No, well, that's the whole internet, though, right?

It's like you just go in, you go into a subreddit and you take a look around and you're like, well, that guy probably seems like he's got it all together.

That's how I pick.

That's how I get information.

It's like I find the person in the subreddit that seems like he has it all together and I just follow him.

Yeah, you go to Airwood, you're going to take some drugs, you go to Airwood, Airwood, you find a five-star poster, and then you check out it to see what his experience was, and then you just follow it to a T.

Yeah, you just

okay, this guy took Vicodin and smoked Salvia and also Drank Everclear at the same time.

So, I think he knows it, I think he knows a little bit about this type of thing.

And I do what the how do I get the nutmeg into a state where I can, yeah, okay, yeah, very cool.

Oh, you put it in a mozzarella cheese bullet.

Remember, that was that's the funniest fucking thing is on the air and it's a such an early episode and jesse farrar's on it and a guy details how he got high off nutmeg by stuffing it in mozzarella sticks and eating the mozzarella he called it mozzarella slugs he put the nutmeg in the slug i can't believe i didn't try nutmeg when i was growing up i really can't i didn't know about that i knew about the thing from the anarchist cookbook where you scrape the banana peels or some like that oh yeah

crazy thought about doing that mike but I don't know.

I think the

thing I did was many things.

That's like the dumbest thing that they're like, so they're gas station asthma pills.

Like, that's what they sell them as, but it's just speed.

Effed.

It's not Ecceterin.

No.

No, Ephesians.

Ephedra.

It was.

It was Ephedra.

Yeah, yeah.

And we would just take like 10 of them at school and just be fucking all over the place all day acting like fucking maniacs sometimes i had to leave i was like i gotta leave i can't be here anymore i fucking feel like a caged animal like leave school walk down a busy street and everybody's like uh where did quiver go yeah they did ask that this next one is by a guy named suck your toes and it says uh

women with big feet

I've dated girls.

Okay, so here's his question, right?

He's like, I prefer women with big feet, at least size nine, but 10, 11, 12, or more would be even better.

So, does anyone else prefer bigger feet?

I like them.

I like for them to cover my whole face, and there's more area to cover when licking.

So, that's a big foot to cover your whole.

He might have one of those thin faces.

He's got a tiny face, maybe.

Yeah.

This guy goes, I've dated girls with both big and small feet, and they both have their good and bad points.

I've come to the conclusion that I don't really like small feet with little stubby toes and toenails.

My other half was has big feet, size 10.

When she allows me to kiss them, twice a year occurrence, normally, they are great.

She also

birthday.

It's the saddest.

So

it's so sad because, meaning she is not into it at all.

No, no, no.

She finds it really putting and awful, and she doesn't want to hear about it.

You go and do your thing.

I don't want to hear about it.

Don't go fucking cheating on me and leave me and the kids.

Twice a fucking year.

Twice a year.

You can fucking kiss them and you can take one fucking photograph of them that you can jack your little fucking cute penis off for the rest of the year.

Yeah, that's a really loveless kind of, in my mind, I'm picturing it as a really, really nasty relationship.

Well, she also, he's like, they're great.

So they're great.

Her feet are great.

You know what I mean?

So it's like, he gets them two times a year, but he gets like, it's like,

it's like, like Pam Anderson in the 90s.

He's like, these are the best feet.

It's worth the wait.

I'm talking about that.

But similar, I think.

similar to pam anderson in the 90s because it was kind of hard to get a hold of nude photos and you know in the same way i think that might be adding to it a little bit that he's like oh i only get to see him twice a year or kiss him twice a year i'm sure he's looking at him all the time you know she just like gets out of the she's like what rock walking across the lawn and she just looks over at him she's just like stop it you know there's no way this guy doesn't bring it up more than twice more than twice.

There's no way.

When they're like having regular sex, he starts to move his way down to the feet.

I'm done.

Yeah, I'm done.

Yeah, we're done.

This footstep is, and it goes.

She also keeps her toenails a tiny bit long, which makes them look so good.

So, interesting.

It's interesting.

And then this guy parts of the foot that is sexy, like a well, this guy goes.

Sorry, I like the long toenails, except for

then she can't can't put them in my ass.

Yeah,

or mouth.

Oh, mouth is all right.

Well, this guy has a good point.

He goes, as long as they're attached to somebody who wants them licked or sucked, I'll take any side.

That's nice.

That's the kind of guy, the guy, I'll fuck anything kind of guy.

But for feet, I like it.

You know what I mean?

Hey, I just want to, hey, what if somebody with a pulse?

You know what I mean?

Like, those guys, I love it.

Uh, this next thread is titled Smell,

and it's by Alpha Feet 2.

and uh this guy goes i'm not overly fussy but i do like to i do like a smell but i generally prefer natural smell slash normal effort so at the end of a busy day perfect stuck in traffic and air conditioner brokes oops but bonus not bothered to shower no problem but something like deliberately made yourself uncomfortable in the hope it would make your feet smell acknowledg i'm sorry you didn't need to do that you're feeling sick from the smell of your own feet socks well i appreciate it, but don't go through that discomfort for anyone.

So this guy's kind of woke, a little bit woke, actually, in a way.

He's like, don't, it actually turns me off if you are

going too far with your feet and making yourself.

I want you to feel comfortable with the smell of your feet.

He's a coke.

Yeah, this next guy is great.

Sniffing smelly trainers and socks is all part of it for me.

Typically, I go for scally lads' feet.

I don't know what a scally lad is.

Not sure either.

Removing the trainers is like opening the box, pulling off the socks to get your goal, a nice pair of feet.

The smell of socks and trainers has to be ripe.

I don't like them rank or soaking with sweat.

They need to be worn for a couple of days at least to get a nice dry cheesy type smell.

You don't like that line?

No, no, no.

After that, I'll lavish them with kisses, caress them, lick them, suck the toes.

Little tip, have a mouthful of warm water when you take each toe in your mouth the recipient will love it i consider myself an aficionado of the foot and i'm very particular about them high instep and arches are the best shape feet sorry flat-footed people size

i like sorry flat-footed people uh size eight or nine i find most attractive i don't think that bigger i don't think the bigger is better nice long toes no hobbit feet thank you i don't mind a few toe hairs though also people walk very differently walking on the outsides or insides of your feet is called openate and supponate, I think.

So well, look it up.

Then he replies to himself and he goes, I forgot to add the treatment I have found best in the past.

Wear old trainers and socks for a day, take off, dry on the radiator, repeat as required.

This guy's house fakes.

This guy has a smelly house.

Fucking neighbors are just like, Jesus Christ constantly calling the super.

Like, are you sure?

Can you check on him and make sure?

Because it really smells like something has died hey it smells like feet in here no

this whole place is a monument to feet

uh this next guy goes uh oh i like this one this is by socks rule

and uh he goes any ways to make socks smell like someone else has worn them now this is a guy i like he's taking outside of a box this is 40 chess he's like i haven't had much luck finding someone nearby to get you socks from and i was wondering if y'all knew how to make faux sweaty socks oh this is this is

sad this guy can't find someone to sell him used socks or to give him used songs he's he's trying to fake you can't fake it come on well wear of yourself i guess right that's it's that is like when they say the the stranger like where

You sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then you jack yourself off and it feels like someone else is jacking you off.

He's trying to do that.

That's what this guy's trying to do.

He's trying to do the the smelly sock stranger here he's just like it's the way that i can like trick myself into thinking that the smell i'm smelling is a different person's dirty feet i wonder if it also isn't like also uh socks rule i'll send you my socks for sure my socks are great because i walk all day wait wait are you telling the uh are you saying that to mike and i No, I was telling it to the guy that posted it.

And anybody that's listening would be one pair of dirty socks.

You talk about this a lot.

I've heard you mention it before.

200 but why do you keep like what what's your what's your whole thing with this thing where you're trying to sell people your dirty socks because i've definitely heard you you mention it to me before for years i've been talking about it for a decade almost yeah yeah what's what's what is the deal with it i need 200

he needs two

but do you need i don't think do you need 200 i don't think you always need 200 i mean everyone could use 200 but i'm just saying like you have an income you have a steady income i i don't feel like

I don't feel like it would be, but if you want it, like, what is it?

Why is it that?

Why is that the thing you think of and want to do?

This is free for me.

There's no cost for me.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, you realize you host, like,

people will, uh, people will take you up on the offer if you really want to do that.

Not, do not send them $200, anybody.

Do not send them $200.

Don't give them that much money, but like, maybe like for like $20.

No, I'm not giving it for less than $200.

All right.

Well, that's ridiculous.

uh this guy goes if you post an ad on here stating what you want and what you're going to do with it i can guarantee there's another kinkster in the cord with the coordinating interest

you tell someone hey send me your dirty socks and i'll wear them and wank you off um and you'll get hundreds of offers so i'll wear them and wank

it's like um it's like any sort of marketplace or whatever or like a barter sort of system you know you go in there and say hey i need your socks send them I'll jack off in them, send you the videos.

You can fucking pleasure yourself for that.

I'm looking up, there's a website called feetfinder.com, which is a marketplace where you can sell.

Uh, there's also allthingsworn.com, which is a

you could sell shoes

used to panties.

Underwear, I'll sell my underwear for 200 bucks.

Yeah, that's the thing what is.

I think the thing you usually talk about is selling your underwear.

I'll sell my fucking hat for 200 bucks.

What is it?

Control D for

but your hat's not worth 200 bucks what do you mean it's what hat no i know but it's like you're selling it for well above it's a worn used hat now and you're saying people want it like a head like is their head hat fetish there's head sweat

hat sweat fetish

yeah y'all like hat sweat

uh this guy looking everything's okay brian everything's going okay

you don't want you don't think 200 is a nice amount of money no of course but it's sister i don't need 200

no i I do.

You know, I'm saving to buy a house.

I'm trying to save to buy a house and I'm trying to

get your socks.

No, I'm $100.

I'm damn paying you now.

I'm like those guys

that goes like I'm like rich dad, poor dad.

Sell your socks.

Stop drinking Starbucks and sell your underwear to guys online.

Yeah, looking for Love 69 says, you say you aren't having any luck finding someone.

Gee, I don't know.

Maybe take a pic of yourself.

No one or no one liked that because it is telling them you're hiding something.

Use your brain.

So this

guy's avatar is not him.

It is a illustration.

And this guy's saying, use your fucking head, man.

You got to put your face on it.

Then people sell you their fucking socks.

Okay.

Yeah, people aren't just going to sell their socks to some anonymous person online.

They got to know what the person looks like first, of course.

Some rando.

Oh, I want some rand i want to send some rando my socks i don't even know what you're gonna fucking do with what if what if i sell a guy my socks it turns out he's got he's got a fucking ponytail

what if he's got braided bangs um what if he's an adult with braces you know what i mean i'm about to be that uh really are you getting getting braces i'm getting invisalign soon i don't want it but you know whatever they told me you should get it they should said you should get it I don't know.

Your teeth, I'm not being your teeth.

I'm getting stuff done.

My teeth are fine.

I'm just, there's stuff I would like sort of fixed for.

I'm missing some in the back.

I wouldn't get that fixed because my nightmare is losing a tooth that people can see.

So trying not to do that.

This guy goes, so you can't buy or sell socks on here.

If someone happened to want to send or give you their socks, would be one thing, but there'd have to be a good reason for that.

Whilst Facebook Marketplace has been suggested, there are also people who sell on eBay.

Well-worn socks is your search term.

There are a lot of people elsewhere who will do worn socks to order.

Not hard to find on the wider web.

So go to eBay.

Well, worn socks.

Well-worn socks.

Actually, Google, I'm going to eBay right now.

Go to eBay and put in well-worn socks and see what my highest highest

is the most expensive is.

Okay.

And that's going to be mine.

Place mid.

Yeah, Brian, you should put it on

one of your socks on eBay.

I got well-worn socks.

Oh, these aren't worn.

None of these are worn.

So this person's talking about.

You put one of your socks on eBay.

We'll fucking drive up the price.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We'll get into a BB and I will get into a bidding war that will fucking take too far and we'll end up being on the hook for thousands of dollars.

I need that fucking sock, Chris.

I got 2007 to 11 tamp

completely ruined DB and I's a friendship and we'll be mortal enemies.

All I found is game worn used hockey socks.

Yeah, no, see, that's not, that's, that's not.

Yeah, they don't have well-worn socks on eBay.

That's crazy.

Maybe eBay sort of got a hip to it and was like, man, we don't really like this, actually.

Yeah, yeah.

Seven results for well-worn socks.

All right, so let's, this guy goes, I've been known to work up a sock smell on occasion.

Wake up first thing, get dressed, socks on, and run those puppies nonstop till bed.

If you can take it to the mall on shopping day to get your steps in, P.S., read your profile.

Would love to hear the story on how you cornered a niche taboo market and the success you've had.

I'm new, friend.

I'm new friend me, or I'll keep posting publicly.

So that was weird.

And I don't know what that was.

So I went to this.

It was read your advocacy, not read.

Oh, that's true.

I went to Wikipedia and I clicked the talk article button on foot fetishism.

There's a little argument going on.

Given Wikipedia precedents, such as lists of celebrities who are pansexual, who are ambidextrous, who have Crohn's disease, or who are Madonna fans, I would argue you that rather than being pop culture trivia, this article would be incomplete without naming notable people who have self-identified as having a foot fetish.

A weakness of the current list is that it's definitely weighted towards contemporary and American-known celebrities.

But in my opinion, the answer to that is to add more examples that fit the criteria of explicit and unambiguous public self-identification.

Rather than subtracting, it might also belong in a bulleted list or even a separated article.

So this guy wants more celebrity, a list of more celebrity feet

on either

celebrities.

more celebrities

into feet that he wants that to be public.

I guess probably to destigmatize it, I would imagine, or

just thought of another reason, maybe wants to look at photos of their feet and jack off.

Yes.

This guy goes, I think there should be added that there are some fetishists that also take interest on dirty feet, especially when the soul gets dark and tickles only and specifically on the feet.

I also think it should be noted that stocks are used in some practices of foot fetishing.

No, I agree.

It should be noted that some people like like it when the foot gets really dirty, like talking about that on Wikipedia.

I think that it should be noticed.

There are lab politicians who are into when fucking women step on bugs or something like that.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, well, and it's like, I'm interested in it only for I'm a completionist.

I just want everything.

I just want it to be finished and all of the information to be there.

That's all.

Well, and a guy says, I don't think it's necessary to have a list of celebrity foot fetishes.

And this is what our original guy responds with.

I think the examples I gave showed that an encyclopedic article, at least on Wikipedia, should reference notable people intimately connected with the topic.

I hear what you're saying about F.

Scott Fitzgerald, it should ideally have a stronger source.

So, this guy's saying F.

Scott Fitzgerald.

Yeah,

but there's not enough sources for it, you know?

Yeah, they have to be self-identifying.

They're saying this person's like, No, I would say the original poster is like a huge nerd, obviously.

And the other person was like, Yeah, I don't know.

I don't think it really matters.

And he's like, Yeah, and then it actually does.

It actually does because this guy goes, He continues on to say it should ideally have a stronger source, though the bar is not as high.

Could you expand on your concerns about the list of living notable people?

None of the contemporary are being gossiped about in the sources.

They have all explicitly, publicly self

reported.

Now he's going to say some who.

One of the most famous people in the world, Idris Elba, has talked repeatedly in highly public outlets about having a foot fetish.

I feel strongly that he and the other notable people who have said they have a foot fetish would be interesting to readers of this article, especially given the encyclopedic precedence I mentioned above.

Can you say why you think otherwise?

I mean, Aegis Alba, I feel like Aegis Elba is just like such a hunk that he can just be like, whatever.

Do you know what I mean?

He can be like, I'm into this.

And everyone's like, whatever, I'll do it.

You know,

I'm into it too, Idris.

You know?

And then the next, the guy at the end, he just ends the argument.

He goes, he's not one of the most famous people in the world.

And

if he was, why would it have to be in this article?

Put it in his.

I like the guy that says he's not one of the

first of all, Idris Elba, not so famous.

I don't think.

I went to Foot Fetish Talks on.

He's pretty famous.

I think he's one of the most

maybe he was going to be James Bond, you know.

Yeah, he's pretty, I would say he's pretty famous, he's pretty well known.

He's in the show Luther,

yeah, that's not he's on the wire, he's on the wire, one of the big,

but yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

I think he was in um uh Pacific Rim.

Yep, yeah,

who are some other guys who are publicly?

Are there any other guys who are publicly?

I mean, F.

Scott's Fitzgerald and Quentin Tarantino.

F.

Scott's Fitzgerald.

I get you say it, motherfucker.

F.

Scott Fitzgerald.

All right.

Well, I got Marble Mouth, okay?

I know a comedian from Vancouver.

Her sister is married to Idris Alba.

Can you have her ask about him?

Yeah, ask him if he's a.

Well, I was just going to say, maybe I have a little connection to say, Idris.

I got a picture of some guy named Gweeber's feet.

You're going to want to see this.

You're going to want to see this.

I know.

Listen, listen, listen, I know.

Well, I'm, I sort of know your

wife's sister.

On Foot Fetish Talks, a guy goes, which celebrity do you think have had come on their feet?

Good question.

Brother comes to mind, Lindsey Lohan, Pete Davidson, Fatty Arbuckle, Fatty Alder,

Idris Elba,

Elba, of course, Stringer Bell, and I would say, yeah, probably all of the wire guys, I would say.

F.

Scott Fitzgerald.

Oh.

This guy, he says, whether it's giving a foot job or letting her significant other finish on her feet, I definitely think Cardi B have had some come on her toes, and maybe even Nikki Minaj, too.

Yeah, I would say

future for him.

Cardi B and Nikki Minaj, they've probably

such insurance.

They probably got it on their feet.

Yeah.

This might be the grossest one.

This guy goes, I'll go with a couple of female celebs actually dating and married to guys in defeat, which would be Megan Fox and Courtney Kardashian.

Machine Gun Kelly and Travis Barker in defeat.

That's not surprising.

That is not surprising at all.

That I believe.

No, that's

Idris Alba.

I wonder if...

I wonder if his one, I mean, who knows?

That's another question I'm going to ask.

I'm going to send him that message.

Have you ever had?

Have you ever been off on your reach?

Have you ever had it on?

I'm going to ask him if he's had it on his feet as well.

Yeah, both.

We'd like to know.

I just want to know where Cum has been on a foot at any time.

This guy, the OP comes back and goes, Yeah, I definitely agree.

We can add Jennifer Lopez to that list too.

She might not look the type, but she once also dated someone with a fetish.

Who's that?

He didn't answer.

And then Such Insurance replies and goes, Her current husband is also rumored to be a foot guy himself.

But when was that?

She is a lot.

212 days.

So is that Ben?

I suppose Ben.

That would be post-Ben.

No, no, no, no.

She married Ben again recently.

Right.

I'm saying that post the second time since they broke up.

No, I mean, it was 212 days ago?

I think so.

Yeah.

No, no, no.

I think

that person's referring to Ben Affleck.

I don't know the timeline of it, but they just are getting a divorce now, I think wow this guy died a couple months ago man listen to this she dated sean diddy combs that's oh no

oh well yeah i think throw her movies out in her music that i listen to yeah throw it out yes oh yeah get your poster down from behind you there tv that's not a good look anymore uh this guy goes uh uh

the next guy goes uh

wait a minute i okay i'm gonna go back to oh he go how did you get her to talk about it because the guy says he talked to

jello about how she the feet and he goes i was it was through instagram dms no dude we'd been chatting for a while and then through one of her subscription sites i bought pics for about six months had a few skype calls with her too where she showed her feet wait wait who who's he's saying jennifer lopez did

i believe so like uh that's in the same thread i might be wrong hold on let me look i know jennifer aniston does that kind of stuff yeah she's always on your ripoff.

Yeah, that's what I thought he might have been talking about because I know that she does that.

She's a famous rip-off artist.

It's like $700 or something and she'll go on a Skype call with you and show you.

I mean, the idea of this guy casually,

he can't be saying that.

He can't be.

Oh, by the way, I love your movies.

I didn't even say that.

I love your

God.

Fucking on Friends.

Like, honestly, on Friends, it's like that character was incredible.

But yeah, yeah, sorry.

No, no, no, keep the camera zoomed.

Point it down.

No, no, don't.

73 Glitch says, Tyra Banks, she's been open about her love for feet.

OP responds and goes, wow, those giant feet would look amazing covered in cum.

For some reason, that one caught me off guard.

Maybe it's the word giant feet, I think, would be what gets you.

She's tall, I think, right?

She's tall.

Yeah.

Kristen Bell and of course Margot Robbie both have publicly claimed to be very dexterous with their feet.

And I think they know what that means.

Put jobs.

Oh,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And OP says, yep, I agree with this one.

OP just agrees with everybody.

in the thread and he goes uh and material ad 7737 i think you guys are gonna like this comment well kristen bell did get her toes sucked at a tv show before

that's a good, that's a good point.

I mean, I've seen a lot of my faves do a lot of fucked up things, to be honest, in some of these films I've watched.

Yeah, yeah.

And I do, I send them emails.

I write to them and their managers, I say, can you have him explain what this was all about, please?

Kristen Bell is married to Dak Shepard, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

God, he's so lucky.

He's jacking off on her feet all the time.

That's, yeah, that's a power cup, Hollywood power.

There was something a few years ago about them being landlords or something during uh COVID or something.

It was uh

big, they own like a big apartment complex or something like that.

Well, oh, so they're providing homes for people.

Maybe they're cool landlords, yeah.

Maybe they're cool, yeah.

Like, honestly, like, if I did it, I would do it in like such a cool way.

Like, I would, I would skateboard, like, up to my tenants.

They got got like yo hey daddy all hit me with that red hit me with that red asap or we're gonna have to we're gonna have to go to the fucking legal rotarino brother

my dishwasher is not working whoa let's not harsh the buzz over here you know

let's try to have fun we ain't talking about dishwashers now smoke a joint brother like they they waited april rent for their la tenants during the covet 19 crisis oh that is so sweet they lift about March.

What about May, June, July?

May and June were also tough times.

Can't do it, bud.

Yeah, I get it.

Got nothing on me.

Well,

they did April at least, so everybody could have a super chill or 20.

Eva Longoria definitely knows all about the foot fetish community.

Yeah, she even did a footsie scene on Desperate Housewives, had her foot on a guy's crotch.

She knows all about the community.

She knows all about her.

what is so you have no proof that she has any

foot job on desperate housewives, but I mean, the person, someone writes that in a script for her to do

her ideas, she gave up,

yeah,

doing it when you know what she's doing.

They allow, I think they allow people to improvise sometimes, but I don't think you can improvise putting your foot onto your co-stars.

You know what I thought would be funny for this?

yeah

yeah

do you need a camera under the table do we have a camera for under the table i'm you would have to you'd have to put it have a camera under the table just set up in case you know

she ad-libs all the time it's always foot jobs but she's always ad-libbing the foot job elizabeth banks and allison bree

And OP replies and he goes, this one surprises me.

So this is good.

He believes it, but it surprised me.

He just a random person on the internet just said the names with no evidence at all.

And he's like, That's fucking interesting.

Never would have thought of that.

Yeah, Alice and Breen,

this guy goes, They both haven't been shy about showing them off on their social media in the past.

Both ladies are also very laid-back and open-minded.

So, it wouldn't surprise me if they've done some crazy stuff with their feet.

DV, so you know, they're just like they posted a photo of their face.

They're playing candles at the beach or something you're like oh you know what you're doing you sweetheart oh

look at legislous

this is

this is actually she wants

she knows what she's doing with those feet and those pictures she did the pose oh this is scary a little bit guy goes they both uh uh and the final one is olivia from g unit irene the dream and Suki Hana.

I don't know Olivia from G-Unit.

It's a rap group.

You might have heard all of them.

I know G-Unit.

I know G-Unit.

I just, I don't know.

Yeah, I know some of the other ones, but I never, I didn't even know that there was

a female member of the G-Unit.

And she's had her feet come on.

You didn't even know about her if somebody came on her feet.

I'm sure there's plenty of people I don't know about who have had their feet come.

I don't know anybody.

Finally, we always love to look for this kind of stuff in

any forum we go to.

First of all, I just, before I get to this, I do want to say

I went to Quora and one of the questions was, why do I love women's feet?

Somebody's struggling.

By the way, I do,

we did book guys a little while ago, and I had not yet listened to Brace and Brian on the $8 tier.

So I didn't even listen to that.

Why'd you listen to it?

People sent me messages and told me I have to listen to it because there's important information in there.

And I was speaking of jacking off and stuff like that, we found out that Brian, when he used to jack off to books.

Not to books with books.

Yeah, but I mean.

You'd put it in there and then.

But like where you were.

That's not how I did it.

I didn't put my dick in a book and fuck it.

Okay.

I had the book open and I'd slide it down, like kind of give it a push.

Oh, not sure.

But that's so dangerous.

You have paper cuts.

I was like,

they made for cuts.

Yeah, no, it's through my.

Oh, I didn't know that you could pull it out and do other stuff.

Damn.

I thought it was just a book thing.

That's what happened.

How old were you?

19?

Four, fourth grade.

Four.

Four.

I'll never forget being in Miss Krider's class with that book and being like, wait a minute, that was nice.

i could go to the library more often i and then i'd get home and i'd go grab a book and go in my room

and i just want to say that boy he loves reading too

if they pay attention to me you're gonna be a scientist someday if my parents ever paid one second of attention they might have thought

i was a smart kid Holy shit.

Holy, this guy's library fucking, you know, he's got nine books out right now.

Yeah, you got different ones that feel different, you know, like bigger ones, smaller ones, paperbacks.

You're trying out the different stuff.

I just want to say, though, that absolutely

pathetic lie of omission to not mention that on the book, guys, episode.

Ridiculous.

You were sitting there talking about books for an hour and a half, and you don't mention you used to fuck the things.

I didn't fuck books.

I jacked off with you used to fuck books and you don't mention on a book, guys.

Because I didn't think it would be exciting for listeners to.

I didn't think about it.

Jack Guys, not booked Jack Off, guys, which is coming up next week.

Yeah, book guys that jack off guys.

And by the way, DB, you will be the guest on that one

because it is a disgusting portal sex-related episode.

Well, let's get to unpopular opinions in the foot community because those are my favorite threads on any

thing.

He goes for me, I personally, for me personally, I like well-groomed, long, love long toenails.

I think they look incredibly sexy.

From what I have seen from this sub, it's disliked slash frown upon.

I don't know why people feel that way, but everyone has a valid opinion.

What's your unpopular opinion in the foot fetish community?

First guy goes, I hate the scrunch pose that so many people do in posting.

It collapses the arch and makes feet look deformed.

I like the natural shape of a foot.

Why would I want to see it contorted?

Can you show me the pose?

Can you pull it up?

Can you pull?

Yeah, Brian.

Can I take a picture?

Did I take a screenshot of the pose?

Just get your camera pointing down a little bit.

We can see your floor there.

You can see my floor?

Yeah, I'm saying, just go do it.

Go do the actual pose for us.

Brian's going to do it right now.

He's doing it right now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's actually doing it.

We can see it.

We can see.

We can see.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Okay, I do understand it now.

Thank you.

He actually did the pose for us and he showed us the bottom of of his.

I mean, he's wearing, unfortunately, he's wearing sneakers.

My mouth started watering when I saw that.

Which, by the way, I started thinking about this when people are talking about wearing your socks and feet out and shit by like keeping your shoes on all day.

And then I thought, Brian literally never removes his shoes for the entire day.

So those things are smelly.

That's why they cost $250.

They don't.

These were cheap.

These were $130.

Oh, he's saying when you rest out them with socks on them.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But yeah, the like that's the pose.

Do your feet just stink super bad at the end of the day, Brian, when you first take your shoes off for the first time?

No, my feet are very surprisingly like

I'm being serious.

Like

they like don't smell.

They're very clean.

They like,

there isn't,

I promise you, if my feet stank,

I can tell you.

I can vouch for, I mean, I can vouch for the fact that like I met Brian and hung out with him and was close to him.

And I mentioned this, he smells very fresh and good and clean.

He's not, so I believe that your feet don't smell.

On the other hand, things that will come out of your body, we discussed this a while ago on Guys Plus that

you did that one that was like a shit that was like a bunch of cigars, like a bunch of cigars.

That was not on Guys Plus.

That was on the stream.

On the stream.

Yeah.

It looked like little like medium-sized cigars.

And they smelled worse than anything in the history of his life.

That's the worst smell I've ever smelled.

So, anyway,

this guy goes, I don't agree with you personally, but I really respect your reasoning.

Very cool.

I love that.

I love it.

We could use a little bit more of that in today's day and age.

Here's an interesting one from Locker669.

He goes, We shouldn't like or comment on posts that are clearly not foot-related.

Pics of vaginas and assholes, or I'm shy, my BF doesn't like my feet bullshit is annoying.

He does not want to see holes, no holes, You know, so it he doesn't want to see

all.

What if there's feet in the pick and then also like a nude woman?

You should not like that.

See, that's the thing.

This is called direct action.

But what if the emphasis is on the foot, like it's pointing, you know, and it's should have should have put on some pants, you know, get that like me?

Get that pussy at an asshole out of here.

I'm not trying to see that.

Think of that shit.

I'm trying to cover up your fucking areolas right now.

Put a business suit on on and take your smelly, beautiful socks off of your feet with long toenails and sit in a pose for me.

You know, this guy goes, it's a foot fetish community, not a cuckold community.

Yep.

Just because the two sometimes overlap doesn't mean it's always appropriate to discuss the latter.

A lot of us don't like reading about that.

Oh, so that does, because we had the one before.

So it sort of, you know, it gives a bit of validity to that guy as well.

It seems, or at least there's a lot of other people doing that as well, kind of coming in and saying, hey, can I jack off on your wife?

We do not want that.

This is a wholesome group.

You know, they, that's what they, I think they genuinely are like, it reminds me of when we do the

sex club tours on

YouTube.

They talk about the dress code at them and they're like, you know,

this is a classy establishment.

And it's like, no, it's not.

You're fucking all in here sucking and fucking and jumping in a barn.

In a barn.

The walls are dirty.

The walls are dirty.

Everything's dirty.

The fucking, the goddamn fucking wallpapers coming off the walls.

And it's just a disgusting place.

I'm not putting on a like a classy establishment.

You have to have clean walls.

The walls have to be clean.

The rooms have to not be scary, like terrifying.

I don't know if you like the stream.

Me and Mike did the tour of EC Oasis again.

Just so I could know somebody.

It is the worst

place in the world.

It is the nastiest thing you could ever, it's so gross.

So

this guy goes, especially someone who's huge into femdom and feet cucking, holding off is a huge turn off.

So he's like, you know, and he goes, and then the next guy goes, yep.

And the mods just ignore it.

Yeah.

And everyone acts like it's just not happening.

And the mod replies and goes, Do you report posts or comments that break the rules?

What rules are said post-breaking?

I'm all ears.

Oh,

the mods, like, you're going to call us out.

We're going to defend ourselves.

Chungus Amongus says, foot porn isn't particularly exciting.

Sensuality involving feet is the best part.

Fantasizing about them is fun.

20-minute dry foot

foot job porn isn't.

Okay.

This comment, and then this next guy goes, This comment got me

jacking off the squirt

thing.

He said

that comment got him so fucking worked up.

He jacked off.

Just a mere mention of a dry foot jack off.

She's like, you're telling me, brother.

Agreed, for the most part, foot jobs just look awkward as hell to me.

But on the flip side, seeing a guy jerk off onto a girl's feet is better to me.

It doesn't look weird to me that way.

Takes all kinds in this crazy world.

It looks natural.

That looks like natural sex to me when a guy is jacking off onto a leaves.

Next guy goes, or a guy thrusting into them.

It's fun to watch the needy humping.

That's so gross.

And he goes,

this next guy, his name's Dragonfire, and his like little thing under his name says, loves female feet.

He goes, I like these because it's like a weird juxtaposition for me.

The girl will usually have clean feet that are dolled up nicely.

Then you see a guy jerk off on them.

It's like if you had a clean house and then you just randomly vomited on the white carpet in a random spot.

It's like really weird, but kind of interesting in its own way because it's like, wait, that's not supposed to happen kind of thing.

It's like a juxtaposition.

Yeah, I'm not.

I mean, yeah, it sounds like you got sort of like a sort of a weird psychological thing going on surrounding this that I can't really get my head around.

But hey, good, good on you.

You know, whatever.

The words used to describe smell are stomach turning.

Now we're going to get into

guys getting, he goes, this guy goes, this is true.

I hate them.

Even though I love the smell of feet.

I wish people would just say they smelled like feet or a rich, sweaty skin smell or hell, even funky, anything but vinegar, cheese corn chips and all that shit so i guess a lot of guys are saying

these feet smell like porn like uh vinegar and cheese i'm adding this to the stage mike is sharing oh there's a lot of feet there what what website is this oh this is etsy i was looking for that that uh silicone feet thing that has the pussy on it you remember that that has like the pussy i've never seen that in the sole of the foot damn that's so you could literally fuck the foot.

Yeah, yeah.

But this is just a silicone foot.

That's just a regular foot.

And of course, I mean, you could cut a hole into it or whatever.

I make one with a pussy in it, I thought.

This guy goes.

I thought old my

like 85 years old.

But I swear they make one with a pussy.

I feel like they made one.

Pair of socks as they sniffed me.

This guy goes, I feel this.

And yeah, it's the cost of doing business on here.

It's a little like the taste of the tasting notes of coffee and alcohol, etc.

Of course, her feet don't smell literally like corn chips, yet it's easier to picture for people with different definition of what skin smells like.

I wish I had better descriptions.

So, hey, corn chips, stop using that.

Okay.

You're hearing about your feet smell like Fritos.

Okay.

This guy goes, yeah, no, I agree.

I admit that we're so limited on how to describe it.

I guess my personal peeve is that they're all food related.

And I'm personally very turned off when food is associated with body parts.

Ha ha.

It's weird on my behalf, I guess, but I can't change that about myself.

Never got the whole whipped cream sex thing for the same reason.

I'm with this guy and that.

I'm eating.

I'm fucking munching on a sandwich.

Well, the thing is, for you, you can't.

You can't be eating and having sex at the same time because your mouth is full the entire time that you're having sex with a big titty in your mouth.

I thought you were going to say with a foot, and then I realized titty was going to come out of your mouth like almost immediately.

I'll tell you what, titty doesn't come out of your mouth, not for three and a half to three hours.

All right.

Finally, this guy goes, why do women feel the need to pose nude with their feet and not just show their feet?

Feet should be enjoyed without having to see a naked woman.

Yeah,

I wonder if there's like an appeal.

a crossover appeal and there's like more money to be made if you're nude as well or if there's enough purists that it's actually better to do it clothed, you know?

Well, this guy goes, heels are my least favorite thing to see a woman wear on her feet.

And then a reply, guy goes, preach.

I hate high heels.

It goes barefoot, then sandals, then Berks, then sneakers, and then way

back as heels.

I don't like them.

That's my exact rating for what I allow on.

my furniture.

Oh, really?

Yeah, the last one that I allow on there is is dilettos you don't want stilettos on your leather furniture this guy goes you were cooking until you said burks

yeah it's cooking

he's like talking cool yeah you hey man let him cook oh he said burks sorry oh you're cooking till you said burks like buddy you're trying to be way too cool for this

this is about getting so horny for feet yeah and then finally the guy goes burks don't deserve the hate they get they show off all the toes and a good chunk of the meat of the foot.

They're a perfect middle ground between sandals and full shoes slash sneakers.

And I agree, I wear Burks all the time.

I'm a Burke boy.

They call me.

That is foot, guys.

This is an episode that had been asked for for a year, for two years now.

Wait, have we done two years now?

Look at the chat here in this fucking thing.

We've not done two years, Brian.

We're coming up on two years, though.

We're coming up soon, actually.

I can't make that the picture for the episode, Mike, but I want

it's a pair of feet with a pussy.

Yeah,

okay, $192.

Oh, they're $192, too, by the way.

That's why you need $200.

Well, no, I don't need to.

I can't get $205,

but I like money.

I'm a big,

you heard it here.

Brian is going to sell his dirty underwear to raise $200 so he can buy the foot pussies.

The foot pussy.

We'll be back next week with, you know what?

I think next week is Christmas, guys.

It may be Christmas, guys.

And then I guess the one after that is going to be episode 100 wrestling guy.

Yeah, we're getting around the weird time where we have to do the Christmas episode.

So I don't know which side this is going to be on, but I don't know why anybody would care about that, actually.

Yeah, yeah, it's funny.

It is fun, though.

I do like when you say the wrong, you know, you say the wrong one at the end.

You're like, next week it's this, and then it's not.

That's that's really a funny gag.

You should just make it a funny gag that you're doing by accident.

Yeah, I get because what happens with these episodes is we're recording them.

We usually record in order is the thing.

Yeah, next week is Christmas, God, or fuck it.

I don't know.

You know, last week you listened to action figure guys.

This week.

Wait,

I'm so confused.

Wow, this is a really good ending to the episode.

You don't even need to say what we did last week or next week.

There's no reason for it, really.

Action figure guys was last week.

All right.

No, wait, it's not.

Oh, goodness.

I'm guessing wrestling guys was last week.

What, you really think that's true?

You think this is after episode 100?

So episode 97 comes out December 10th.

Okay, we don't need to.

Episode 98 comes out.

We got this.

It's all figured out.

We'll see you all next week.

Mike.

I hope you enjoyed WrestleMania, guys.

Mike is on your Kickstarter sucks.

Anything else, Mike?

Nope.

Oh.

What the fuck is you can't react like that to a guest's plug?

You can't be like, oh, you don't have anything else?

That's rude.

That's unbecoming of a host.

I mean, gosh.

See you next week.

You can go to the Patreon.

You can get on the booth tier.

You can get on the bull tier where you'll be able to listen to bonus episodes.

And then we have the hot wife tier, which is $8 a month.

It will get you video and an extra episode every month.

And that's where you have to, that's, wait, don't go yet.

That's where you have to go.

If you are, you've got to pay eight for the hate.

The ones who hate Chris got to pay eight for content without me.

Brian only content is only on the $8.

Eight for the hate, folks.

We recently did Brayson Brian, and I don't know what I'm doing next.

So we'll see.

Yeah, guess what?

I'm not on that episode of Brayson Bryan.

He might be hateful.

He's not on.

You got to pay more money.

Bryce and Brian is also where the book thing came out.

We'll see you all next week.

Goodbye.

Bye.