Guys: Episode 140 - Paranormal Guys with Eva Anderson

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Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys.

That's what I think of as ghost noises.

It's the best I can do.

I'm Brian.

Hi, Chris.

That was Dracula.

Oh, I am a ghost.

I think you're doing Dracula.

We're not doing Dracula, guys.

No, I know we're not, but I think what you were doing was the voice of the count.

Oh, I am a Dracula.

Anyway, our guest this week for Paranormal, guys, Eva Anderson.

Hi, Eva.

Hi, guys.

I felt like he was doing Bobby Boris Pickett.

No, I'm doing Dracula.

A singer of the Monster Mesh.

Oh, yeah.

I mean,

but isn't he doing Doctor, like Count Dracula?

Yeah, he's doing like Bella Lagosi.

Yeah.

Bella Lagosi.

No, he's doing a ghost.

Okay.

It's all a ghost voice.

That's a ghost, right?

A little bit more.

So this is ghost.

Can we do this whole episode where you guys tell me how close I've gotten to ghost?

Okay, keep going.

I mean,

can I just say Eva got it first try?

She got it

professional.

There it is.

If you had done that,

we wouldn't be stuck in the mud here at the beginning of the episode already.

Ghost.

It's a ghost man.

There we go.

Because

it's less like Ghostman is more close to it because it's less.

That one sounded like Brian Callan kind of.

Ghostman.

I just lied.

I watched a few comedy videos about him.

So this week on the show, I was at first going to do ghost guys, right?

I'm like, we're just going to do pure ghost guys.

But then I found a bunch of guys claiming to have time traveled.

So I was like, we're going to do paranormal Yes.

Okay.

Yeah, those almost seem like they are.

They obviously could time travel guys, but you're saying maybe there's not enough.

You're putting them together.

Time travel guys and ghost guys are going together on one end.

Any kind of weird, you know, for people that know about like Art Bell type stuff is what we're doing.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

I used to listen to Art Bell when I was like a PA.

I had to drive from like midnight to 3 a.m.

to drop off dailies at people's houses.

And I got so deep on Art Bell, man.

Yeah, it's like one of them.

What is Art Bell?

Like, I know, I know that it's like ghost stories or whatever, but like, are they real stories?

It's not.

It's coast.

It was called Coast to Coast AM.

Have you ever heard Coast to Coast?

It was like an AM radio show.

It was also by George, like Art Bell and then George Norrie.

But the whole point was like, they would just accept any phone call.

It's awesome.

Like, guys would be like, I saw a deep.

There is a gate to hell in Michigan that you should maybe look into because I did go look look down in it and there were demons.

And they'd be like, oh, really?

So people would tell ghost stories, but that was just one of the things people would tell.

They would tell all kinds of things.

But were they all meant to be sort of paranormal?

Or would some people just call and say like normal stuff?

It's like normal.

No, it was more like it's like conspiracy and paranormal.

There was one guy at like in the early aughts that would call in a lot and say that there was a dragon outside his house.

Is that was that?

Was his name Joseph by any chance in Austin, Texas?

Sorry, Joe Rogan famously believes in dragons.

You know what?

I can guarantee Joe Rogan's an Art Bell guy, too.

Like, that is 100%.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

But it is like,

he's a very famous, and like, like Eva said, he takes everybody on their word.

You know what I mean?

So a guy can say, I time travel, and you'd be like, oh, what was it like when you time travel?

So he doesn't

time travel.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He doesn't get in the weeds on that type of stuff.

He's just like, okay, let's hear it.

Hear it.

Yeah, and I've definitely, we had Art Bell in Canada.

Like, it was, you know, that show was here.

I just never listened to it.

I knew the sort of,

I assumed it was all ghost stories, really, is kind of my understanding.

But yeah, I never, never had, I was never into that stuff.

So I never had any interest in listening, really.

I will tell you that I think my favorite thing about these guys, and we'll see some of this, is that like oftentimes they post what's happening, and then somebody will give them the most simple

and obvious solution.

They'll be like, nope, that's impossible.

There's no way that's the case.

You know what I mean?

Like

a gas leak?

Are we going to hear about some gas leaks?

Yeah, like the wind or whatever.

Like, oh, it sounds like maybe the wind did that, perhaps.

And they're just like, well, no, you don't even know the wind patterns around here.

There's no way.

And

so they just, yeah, they just, they've already decided.

It's confirmation bias.

They've already decided what happened and they're only looking for information that

like, yeah, helps them with that.

Everything else, I like, no.

Let me read you this post from R slash Paranormal that is the flair on it is debunk this.

Okay.

Subject on cat acting scared.

Reasons for concern?

Okay.

Okay.

I have a cat.

No.

Hello.

First time poster here.

Had plenty of paranormal experiences in my life and usually have a good knack for when something feels off.

This time I think it feels off, but wanted to ask other people just to check.

As I stated in the title, me and my husband have a three-year-old cat.

He's usually quite curious and playful.

Never seen him acting scared about anything before except for other cats or dogs because he really hates dogs.

Early, that's like famous.

Okay, holy shit.

Your cat hates dogs.

Yeah.

Earlier, we were in a kid.

Yeah, there might be something wrong with that cat.

There might be something wrong with your cat.

It hates dogs.

Earlier, we were in the kitchen getting lunch when we heard him meow really loudly as if he was hurt.

And he still had his tail all puffed up.

As soon as we walked into the room, he went straight into our son's nursery and started acting all angry at the window as if he was seeing a cat or a bird outside.

But when we looked, we couldn't see anything.

Okay, well, a couple of things.

First,

birds are so fast, and they can fly into the sky, every direction, anywhere they want to go.

They could be gone so fast.

Depending on the type of bird, like think about like a swallow or something.

Like they could be gone so fast.

But the other thing is, anybody who's had a cat knows that, like, this is the thing about cats just act weird all the time.

They're always doing weird stuff.

And there could be like a number of reasons for it that you'll never find out or whatever.

But that's like a known thing about cats is that they'll do bizarre things like that, you know?

We left him and he went back to eat eat and he started and let went back to eat and he started meowing again this time he went a cat meowing wait a minute i mean he's hungry did he try feeding the cat the cat could have been hungry

this time we went to guard this time he went to guard the living room window he keeps patrolling between between these two rooms now and every time he enters the living room he's crouched down looking around not at all scared We're in a new house and we both know for sure the ex-owner liked to hang around.

Both me and my husband heard footsteps.

Sometimes the house makes normal house noises, but sometimes they're just a bit extra creepier.

Okay, hang

the person is deceased, the previous person is deceased.

He doesn't like to hang around.

Like, I say, I saw a movie like Dennis Quaid or something where he sold his house.

It's not that old.

It's a pretty new movie.

But he didn't want to leave, so he just kept coming back and like hanging out in the house.

But

this is a ghost they're talking about.

The ghost family.

Oh, okay.

So they're just sort of matter of factly saying, like, well, there's a ghost family.

Like, first off, one thing you should understand is there's a ghost family in here.

Well, that's probably

if you know that.

We have a shared delusion.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There's a ghost in our house, which is definitely very cool.

So then why are you even wondering about the cat thing?

That it's probably the ghost.

It's possible.

It is possible.

He goes, I've also caught glimpses of apparitions before.

And when I talked to my friend whose grandparents used to live here, she said that she also saw her grandfather's figure one time when she was living here, and that she does think her grandmother is sticking around.

However, our cat never acted scared or angry about them.

Maybe startled sometimes, but never scared.

Maybe they were night, maybe they were nice ghosts or whatever.

But the cat wasn't worried about the ghosts.

Yeah, maybe those ghosts were friendly, but these the co the the cat senses that there's some sort of evil in this ghost.

Now here's the cat the cat doesn't belong to the former owner.

No.

Like, the grandma, you know, like, might have had a if it was the grandma's cat, the cat would be like, great, grandma's still here.

But this is like, this cat doesn't know this guy.

That's and the phrase like sticking around and hanging around.

Like, I find it very unnerving that they're just assuming we know what they mean.

Yeah, hanging.

Yeah, that's, it seems like it's terminology in the, in, like, the ghost community or something, right?

That they're just kind of like, yeah, we have some hangarounds or whatever.

It's just like, what?

Yeah, yeah.

Some hang around.

I've heard that in like a biker gang, but that's, yeah,

it feels like

they're using in speak a little bit, even if it's just kind of common language.

They're saying tarper or like chopper.

Yeah.

I know the logical explanation is that he saw something outside that our human eyes cannot see.

And by that, I mean

that's the logical explanation.

Yeah.

And by that, I mean that a cat is going to be better at seeing another animal outside than a human.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

But wanted to post anyways as as he's never acted like this before.

So, like, debunk this for my peace of mind.

So, they are saying, They are saying that most likely the cat is just seeing a bird or something like that that we can't see.

So, they aren't saying that the most logical thing is that it's a ghost.

Well, this guy goes, The house is new to him.

The outside is new to him.

You can't judge too much by what he did at the old house.

And she gets a reply from the OP and goes, We've been living here for two months, so it's new, but not that new that we haven't established a baseline yet.

This is out of ordinary, even for him, for this new place.

Okay, so I can see what's going to happen here.

People are going to, yeah.

People are just going to try to, again, as you said, just say, you know, the most obvious thing, like, you're brand new to a house.

Like, the way cats act when they're at a new house, like they've, they're really weird when they get to a new house.

So yeah, that's it.

And even for the first couple of months, but every time these person is just going to say, no, actually, that's.

Can I ask you, have you considered that this guy goes, I wonder if there could be something big and scary going by just outside the window, like a hawk or an owl, perhaps?

That's an odd, that's an odd one.

These are the two oddest birds you could think of.

Yeah, that's a really good vulture, maybe, or a stork.

Why would that be?

A stork?

A pelican?

Yeah, like an ostrich running by, perhaps.

It doesn't have to be big, I don't think.

That seems more less, that seems almost like the same level of plausible as a ghost, you know,

that an eagle is s low swooping by your house.

A hawk in the window.

I don't know where they live.

If you live in a rural area, maybe, but like, yeah, I did see a hawk recently low, pretty low, and it was very cool to see.

It's still strange to to to not know where somebody lives and assume hawk or owl.

Yeah, I'm thinking probably, listen, oh your cat's acting strange i'm thinking hawker owl swooping by on the regular basis

so finally this one has a hat

shadow i might have seen a shadow yeah yeah that's that's literally that's what i'm talking about it's like they're talking they're they're going for these crazy explanations when it's like A cat will get freaked out or weirded out by the smallest, dumbest little thing.

Well, here's a guy asking an interesting question from r/slash paranormal.

And

I don't really know his

motivation for asking this question, but I thought it was interesting.

Can you haunt an object on purpose while you're still alive?

So basically, I want to know if it's possible to seal something inside an object or maybe infuse your feelings into it.

I read a post about someone who received a doll from their father and it showed signs of haunting.

They also mentioned how the father was abusive in the past.

Is it possible he did it on purpose?

Or how did he do it without realizing?

So

this guy, apparently,

wants to haunt

an

object and send it to somebody, I think.

I mean, that's pretty...

Yeah, that's listen.

There is a lot of people.

We encounter them sometimes.

There are a lot of people who get their ideas, like their ideas for what to do in their life.

They get them exclusively from movies and television.

And it seems like this is one of those people who, you know, because that's, I think that's something you only can see in the movies, right?

I think, though, the reason I think it might not be that

is because a guy that's doing the movies thing

would definitely be like, you can haunt an object.

He wouldn't go somewhere and ask

if you can do it.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, I guess, but I just mean like, I guess, yeah, maybe he's just looking for some clarification, though, on like, he seems maybe confused about movies versus reality or whatever.

And he's trying to get some clarification.

I love the first answer.

In reality, it's not possible.

But if you infuse a drop of your blood, you can haunt it after you pass on to the other world.

Wait, does he want,

does he,

just for clarity, do you think he wants to haunt somebody with an object or do you think he thinks he's acquired a haunted object?

I think that he wants to send something to like his ex-girlfriend or something.

Like, that is my,

or somebody that he thinks has wronged him.

Maybe a guy at work, like his boss at work.

He's like, I'm going to haunt his pencil, and then he'll be fucked.

You know what I mean?

Someone who's he's not really confrontational or whatever.

He has an issue with confrontation, but somebody has done something so bad to him.

And he's just like, I wonder if, like,

I could just do it sort of a simple thing where I just sort of like infuse some of my feelings into like

you know a

teddy bear or something like that and just send it over and then destroy their life that way.

Which if you could do that.

I'd do that.

To who?

President.

Oh, okay.

Hey, Brian.

Hey, Brian, relax.

All right.

We got all kind of political on a couple of bonus episodes ago there and we don't want to.

I don't want it to hurt him or anything.

I just wanted to curse him a little.

What would you do?

Oh, what are you going gonna do to him make his freaking or skin orange

give me a break that's one idea i have i'll make him really ugly and have him have bad hair and bad posture yeah make him give him you know what'd be cool make him out of shape

you know what i would just you know what i would think of because this is like imagine you make him have little small hands

stop it this guy goes you shouldn't be you should be able to put a curse on it if you know how i think quote, haunt is the right word.

I don't think haunt is the right word.

It's haunting.

You probably put a curse on something.

You could probably put a curse on that.

That's true, because haunting is something that you generally do to a person, right?

You haunt a person, whereas you put a curse on an object.

Yeah,

that's kind of what I know from movies and stuff.

This guy goes, items can store energy, so it depends on how it develops over time, which I have no idea what that means.

It depends on how it develops over time.

That's the person that that i feel is probably speaking some version of the language that i don't understand yeah uh considering that my okay this one you guys will like considering that my cell phone always crashed after an envious person picked it up and that i once read

yeah yeah yeah

why are you calling so many envious people

you're terrible trying to like picked it up like

physically picked it up my phone i grabbed your phone and I'm envious.

Why now your phone crashed?

That's wild.

I guess it must, there's probably one person who they feel is envious.

It's because I mean, you're not getting, I don't know.

I like, I don't get my phone grabbed that often.

I would say maybe like Ariel touches my phone, really.

Is she envious of you?

I think she might be like,

she might be envious of,

you know, I guess of sometimes she's probably envious of me when I'm like chilling watching a soccer game live at the stadium and she's trying to put our child down to sleep.

I would imagine,

no, no, no, it

stays cool.

Yeah, I don't think she's, I don't think she's an envious person.

I think like anybody's like, can be envious of someone in a moment or whatever, but I don't think she's an envious person.

So I think that's why I'm in the clear.

Whereas if a truly envious person got a hold of my phone, I think I would start having trouble with it pretty quick.

I feel like also like if you as a person think more than one person in the world envies you like actively, like you have a personality disorder.

You might be weirder than

you're like everyone envies me.

And this person, just to be clear, this person does think that their phone crashed because envious people picked it up.

So I think there is definitely some.

Well, it's not, this isn't it, okay?

Considering that my cell phone always crashed after an envious person picked it up, and that I once read a report that was not exactly as you say, but similar, they stole a cell phone from a poor Angolan who died of Ebola or something like that something like that I didn't I didn't I read the headline of it I read the headline it was like it was pretty boring

or an article but something like that that seems like a good article to read though you know what I mean like something

yeah

do they envy the poor angolan well it's weird because here they stole a cell phone from a poor angolan who died of ebola and something like that and the phone phone was contaminated.

And whoever stole it also died of the same thing.

Now, that doesn't seem spiritual to me.

And I don't know if that's possible.

It doesn't seem spiritual.

It's maybe like if somebody's really sick, I guess.

And then, you know.

That sounds like germ theory.

That might be germ.

Well.

Oh, what's that?

What was that?

Oh, that wasn't.

Sorry, there's a wild.

There's a plane outside.

Sorry, I live by the airport.

I'm going to close the

plane.

Do you think it could be a hawk or an eagle?

Yeah, I think it's an envious person.

But she goes, I believe that an object is charged and absorbs both energy and dirt.

Very strange sentence.

I think so, too.

I think it absorbs dirt.

I think the bottom of my feet absorbs dirt and energy.

Next line here, he goes, a person who masturbates ends up passing all his intentions onto the phone, which after being resold will pass on all the energetic information to the new owner and will pass on the addiction to the new owner.

Oh, God.

So don't buy a secondhand phone unless you want to be masturbating all day,

potentially.

Or that's if you're lucky.

You're lucky if you get a masturbator's phone.

What if it's a fucking killer?

What if it's a killer?

You know what I'm saying?

Like,

think about some of the possibilities.

I bought a masturbation.

Like, you go to buy a secondhand phone and you're like, has this, do you know if the person that had this before masturbated?

Did you?

So can I ask you something?

This might sound strange.

Just before I buy the phone from you, do you masturbate just a normal amount?

Is this going to get me addicted to masturbating?

Yeah.

I mean, it's currently not.

Yeah, I'm currently like, I totally have it in check.

I do it.

I do it.

I could easily quit right now.

I'd never have to masturbate again.

If I don't want to quit, I'd do it because it's like I enjoy it and it's like actually helping my life.

But like, I could easily quit now.

Dude, the thing I used to say when I quit smoke, before I quit smoking, hey, if I'm going to die from smoking, at least I die from something I enjoy.

Hell yeah, brother.

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

I know a couple guys who agree with you on that.

A couple of review guys that would agree with you.

I don't think, I don't know how I felt about cigarettes when I smoked cigarettes.

I don't think I really had a real concept of it in my mind.

I loved them.

Oh, yeah, I loved them.

Just to be clear, I loved smoking the cigarettes.

God, I don't think think it's, it is, we've talked, we did cigarette guys, obviously, though.

I don't think it's just, it's never in the cards again for me.

I can never go back.

I can't say.

And he goes, at the end of it, he goes, be it any object, there will always be smells and loads of energy there.

Ew.

I do feel like the phone masturbator is somebody who

has used this to explain.

like

jerking off to his wife.

Like this is like, she's like, she's like, he's like, listen, honey, hear me out.

Oh, God.

The phone, it's the phone.

So, you, so, okay, honey, I was just looking at the desktop history, and it was like, I was trying to find a thing that I had gone to yesterday.

Like, I wasn't snooping or anything.

And I just noticed that you're going to a lot of really nasty pornographic websites all the time.

Yeah.

And then he goes to her and he's like, but do you remember the phone that I got?

Do you remember the guy we bought it from?

Didn't he seem a little bit horny to you?

Didn't he master?

He looked like a huge mastermind.

So horny, right?

I remember thinking to myself, this guy seems horny.

This guy seems a little horny.

And yeah, that's a good point, Eva.

I do think, yeah,

a lot of this stuff is so absurd that it does sound like the type of thing that

a husband in a sitcom would say to his wife to explain away why he got caught mastermind.

Yeah.

And the wife believing that.

Or this is literally the wife on the subreddit being like, yeah, no, I've heard of this before.

The phones make you very horny.

Oh, yeah.

She's like one of those

women who are married to a gay person and they're Christian, but they're in denial.

They're like, oh, yeah, no, I've, it's the, have you heard about these phone things that are making it's like it passes on all of the horniness and everything.

It's crazy.

I left my phone at the bar and the guy that ran out and handed it to me had hair all over his palms from chronically masturbating.

Yeah, so it's sometimes it can happen even if you buy a brand new one.

Yeah, you got to keep it.

Yeah, you got to keep it on you at all times.

Keep it in a plastic bag.

Yeah, yeah.

All right.

This guy has a weird question.

Time travel?

He goes, last night I went to bed at 11.44 p.m.

I know this.

Because I checked the clock when I laid down.

I fell asleep pretty quickly.

Sometime later, I was awoken by a loud banging sound.

Scared the shit out of me.

It was dark, and I grabbed my phone to check what time it was.

My phone said 12:49 a.m.

I was surprised it had just been over an hour, as it felt like I'd been asleep longer than that.

By the way,

completely standard experience.

Oh, this is creeping me out so far.

I'm getting a little bit of the willies, even just hearing this.

I was surprised it had been just, oh, he goes, no bother, of course, but I decided to grab my tablet and turn on some music to fall back asleep.

That banging noise really got my heart racing.

Again, sometime later, I woke up to a banging sound and the same sound, or at least rather close to it.

Again, it scared the shit out of me.

This time, however, there was a glowing light coming from under my bed between my bed and nightstand.

It was the tablet.

It had somehow fallen off the nightstand and landed face up under my bed.

The music was still playing.

I reached down and grabbed the tablet.

Was a little scared

to grab it and he goes the music had been playing about you're a little scared to get

well you never know monster under the bed monster under the bed grown man

grown man whose parents were never like there's no monsters under the bed i mean listen i

i don't get it i guess there is that little momentary like no that's not true i don't have an underneath the bed right now like we don't have it we just have like a platform just throws it on the floor

truly we had the bed on the floor for a long time because it's up against the crib and the crib is at that level.

So we just had the mattress on the floor to have one.

Mine's on an insanely fancy headboard that my wife bought in order to bully me into buying a king-size bed.

It was smart.

It was smart because I kept saying we can't afford a king-size bed and then kept spending money on me.

And it's really, how did you even you're coming home with just like bags full of Lego boxes and just being like, we can't, how are we going to afford a king-size bed?

We'll never be able to afford this king-size bed.

How much is that shirt?

$300?

You're buying,

you're just like spending,

you spend enough on Lego king-size beds

to buy a real one.

And I kept saying, no, we're not doing it.

We can't do it.

And then she was like, hey, I was on this auction site that had a beautiful headboard bed set.

and a model home and they sold it for like 30 bucks.

She was like, why don't we go grab that and just keep it until we get the king-size bed and at first i was like yeah sure let's do that it's fine you know what i mean complained the whole time complained the whole time picking it up because it's huge and heavy but uh in the end it i ended up getting a king-size bed because i

she kept saying we got this thing and we got it this sounds like a haunted headboard situation though oh it was like the masturbator might have touched the headboard and i'm always in there jacking my shit wait a second i think the person who had this headboard before used to love to suck on titties for three hours

he was a titty man

this is a titty man's headboard yeah

i reached down and grabbed the tablet which was a little scared some something would get me but no such thing was there the music had been playing about 25 minutes i checked the time on the tablet 1222 a.m

1222 a.m i forgot the song on at 1249 a.m oh it went backwards in time?

Check my phone thinking my tablet might be set to the wrong time zone.

My phone also read 12:22 a.m.

So this guy has an issue with the time on his phone, but instead of saying, I have some

issue with time on my phone.

So the first response is a guy that goes, If time is indeed an illusion for the sake of understanding everything that's really happening at the same time, then it's not unreasonable to believe there might be flaws in it and even deliberate manipulation by those in control of it.

Yeah, have you never seen that?

Those in control of it?

Yeah, the Timekeepers.

Have you never seen Marvel movies?

I think a lot of these guys are going on a Marvel movie, kind of.

The Timekeeper is not even in a Marvel movie.

No, what's it called?

What are they called?

Like in that, what was the one show where they talked about the Loki show?

The Loki show.

Yeah, and the Timekeeper, of course, is from Comedy Bang Bang.

Maxwell Keeper.

Yes, yeah, Timekeeper.

Yeah, yeah.

Yes, yes.

Maxwell Keeper.

Yeah, Maxwell.

Keeper, yeah.

and

he works at his Desmond Longo, his brother-in-law's watch shop.

And do you know what his job is, Brian, at the watch shop, Maxwell Keeper?

It's to call people who have their watches in for repair and call them and tell them what time it is if they need to know what time it is while their watch is in for repair.

The OP goes.

Thank you.

It's nice to have a comment other than an uninspired, mundane, lazy thought variety.

Can we discuss this?

Would you elaborate on this topic?

This guy is scared because he saw Ernest scared stupid.

And then, like, someone was like, time is an illusion.

And he's like, let's get into this.

Yeah, did he decided, can I meet?

Can we meet?

I think the clock's at 11, whatever, and not 12.

I mean, it could have been several things.

He'd been asleep and he checked the time.

I think that it is very likely a mistake on his part

looking at the time.

Yeah, I think

it's a mistake.

He was dreaming at one of them.

He was dreaming at one of them.

Yeah, exactly.

There's like you're going in and out of consciousness.

Fame is like you, everyone knows that feeling where you're like coming in and out of sleep and stuff feels like semi-real and you get a little bit confused about whether or not you've like everyone knows.

I thought everyone knows that feeling, but I guess

have you considered this?

This is the guy responding back.

And you guys, this might answer everything.

Ancient mythology suggests that our temporal reality is a very localized phenomenon, which is somehow produced by Saturn, arguably the strangest of the gas giants.

Arguably, I mean, I've been arguing about it a lot with my wife about which is the strangest of the big gas planets

giants.

Actually, it's not a planet, it's a giant.

Okay, how can you literally connect that with what I experienced?

Selfish.

Hey, selfish.

Jesus, it's not all about you.

I don't mean to sound like a dumbass here.

Well, too late.

Way too late.

But while I understand the concept, famous line, actually, when you're responding to something insane and you go, while I understand the concept, I'm having difficulty making the connection between experiences, what appears to be a possible jump in time with mythology.

I've yet to discover.

Who would be controlling time?

and why would it affect me personally and directly he gets a reply and he goes i can't really respond as specifically as you require you might have more satisfaction with a more specialized subreddit such as r slash glitch into matrix oh shit can it can can i get a

referral oh

like it's a doctor like like oh yeah we're gonna refer you actually to a more specialized subreddit uh yeah you're just gonna need to use this code to log in and i was gonna go there and look through stuff but we're gonna have to do Matrix guys now because I did look at Glitch into Matrix and it was psychotic.

It was a truly crazy website.

This, this, the next, this one's really weird, I will say.

Now,

I had a child.

Chris has a child.

We've all been around children in our lives.

So keep,

keep in mind, they do have imaginations that are wild.

This guy goes, my three-year-old brother says he has a wife and children.

Okay.

Yeah, get on the paranormal set Reddit, bro.

Like, this is fucked up.

This is so good, man.

This is so good.

This is so good.

Leave him wherever he is and walk to your computer and be like, what the fuck's going on?

Chalking this up to like paranormal ass shit.

Like talking to a three-year-old and them saying, like,

I got a wife and kids.

And then you just being like, hang on a second.

Your blood runs cold yeah what's this kid talking about here he's a child how could he hang on let me just figure this out in my brain how this could like the idea you think he really could have a wife and yeah like you think he really could like being like i gotta be use my critical thinking here for this and like really like really delving into that is so good your brain has to be so weird to to talk to a child and have like a make-believe conversation with them and and i'll i'll let it let let's hear what he has to say this story this story happened many years ago but I wanted to tell it here when my brother was three years old he said he had a wife and two children and my first at first my family and I saw it as an innocent children's game at first at first but soon everything would get weirder my brother started saying that his wife and children hit him Well, yeah, I mean, listen, still normal.

It's not good, but kids say all kinds of stuff like that.

They see hitting all the time.

And like, you know, they're...

Men used to say there was a guy that would hide in her room named Spooky.

And she would like talk to this guy.

And me and Katie were like, ah, it's not really a guy.

It's like it was so quickly dismissed.

You know what I mean?

Did you, you went and checked?

You went and looked and see if he was there first.

Yeah, I went to Reddit and I was like, my daughter is saying there's a man.

Dave Spooky.

Is anybody familiar with this guy, Spooky?

Is he finding himself into any of your children's subconscious?

It turns out to be like just it's poor no Sean.

He's just like rebranded as spooky.

Yeah.

But soon everything would get

afterward.

So he goes, but soon everything will get weirder.

My brother started saying and his wife and children hit him.

Afterwards, he didn't want to eat anymore because his wife said the food is bad.

Throw it up.

Now, in my house, we don't see things that could influence that type of behavior.

What could it be?

And then he goes, he stopped saying, he lets him know after.

He stopped saying that after taking him to a a person who supposedly freed these spirits.

And since that day, he's never said anything about it again.

So he went to an exorcist.

He went to an exorcist?

Did he exorcise the three-year-old?

He exercised the family out of there.

Get that family out of that kid.

Get that family out of that kid.

Question: Can you get a family out of my child?

Hey, I've got a three-year-old kid.

He's got a family in there.

Can we get the get that family out of there?

We don't want him talking to his wife.

I mean, the wife's telling him not to eat dinner, for God's sake.

This guy goes,

okay, I loved this answer because the first part of it is very right.

And then it goes, takes a turn.

Sounds like the kind of thing young kids say when they're remembering their previous life.

They usually stop.

At first, you're like, it does sound like the thing kids say.

Yeah.

You're agreeing and you're agreeing.

And he is like,

when they remember their previous life, and you're like, okay, i'm out again sir i goes uh they usually stop talking about it and sometimes even forget it entirely as they get older did did he give you names that you could check out does it did he remember his own name weird

weird question

i think that probably if the kid was like constantly talking about this family and with like these negative connotations and stuff like that and

making him not eat that there's like something going on psychologically with the kid most definitely some sort of trauma that he suffered or something that happened to him that's causing that to happen but i just yeah i don't think that a family lives inside of him would also say that you know kids go through weird phases where they don't want to eat their food yeah and they'll do fucking anything yeah yeah yeah true to not eat their food or go to bed

like it's it's oftentimes a three-year-old will say things and it's true like it's just like an imaginary friend i guess it's just an imaginary friend but his imaginary friend is a family yeah i have a three-year-old niece who just like, we were just hanging out with her a month ago.

She's almost three and she kept telling us that she didn't want to wear sunscreen.

And she said it was because the doctor told her she couldn't wear sunscreen because it's disgusting.

She said the doctor said sunscreen is disgusting.

And also, she also said the lifeguard told her sunscreen is disgusting.

She had like a bunch of sources that had told her that sunscreen is bad.

Lifeguards and doctors are, they usually would be pro-sunscreen, I feel.

But if we just took her at face value, we were like, this doctor

sounds like he's no shit.

Showing up to the doctor's office, like, excuse me, doctor, but did you tell my child that

the sunscreen is disgusting?

At which medical school did you learn that, sir?

He goes, did he give you name?

He goes, not his own, but his wife and children.

Yes.

His wife's name was Mariana, but I don't remember his children.

And this guy goes, sounds like the kind of, this guy,

he quotes, sounds like the kind of thing young kids say when they're remembering their previous life.

And he goes, I unironically want to know more about this.

Well, he's going to get it.

When I was little, I would talk about the Kid War.

That's what I called it.

That's what I called it.

But they were distinct memories that I swore I was a part of.

I really only remember two pictures in my head: one sword fighting near cannons against people in blue, another on foot pointing a sword while men and horses rode into musket fire.

Two completely

strange, obviously, but also within the realm of the possibility, just possibility and imagination.

Yeah, I just saw it.

Like, you could see that imagery.

That imagery, especially depending on where you are, like in America or something like that, you'd be able to see that imagery in places, you know?

Watching tv yeah you could watch tv and they would show i remember growing up they would show the like the civil war books where and then they would show they'd show like oh look at these fabulous battles and stuff like the the history channel shows that kind of stuff like there are so my daughter

My daughter was obsessed and watched George Lope, the George Lopez show every single night.

Nobody in my family liked, we weren't George Lopez shows.

You were Mencia, you were Mencia heads.

I know you were minded Mencia.

And they were obviously fighting at that point, George Lopez and Mencia.

And you came out on the side of Mencia, I remember.

Yeah, so it was just like sometimes kids see things or watch things that you can't quite like

you can't figure out.

You know what I mean?

They could see a reenactment.

They could be driving down the highway with their family in the back of the car and look out the side and see people actually doing what you're, what they're describing as well.

Because those civil war reenactments still happen right yeah because at the time i i didn't know what any of this was or barely knew what a war was i just called it the kid war because as i said i assumed it was some major event i was a part of but couldn't really remember as i got older i found out about the napoleonic wars and the and and that austria which my grandmother's side would have been at on the time wore white and were fighting the French in blue.

As I grew older, I understood this to be impossible to have happened.

But you say what you said so nonchalantly.

I do remember that children can create false memories by accident, too.

Yeah.

I guess I just put something in the chat.

Like, the kid war is from

a cartoon.

Yes, there you go.

Yeah.

Oh,

okay.

So they watched a cartoon.

It's from Civil War.

It's like a Civil War kids.

Okay, that's that makes sense.

Yeah, I watched the cartoon in 2002.

That makes a little bit more sense, Eva.

Yeah, your explanation is a little bit makes a little bit.

I'm sure if you put this in the chat, they would say, actually, we didn't get that channel, and there's no way it didn't broadcast in our area.

So we would have never been able to have seen that.

This guy goes, I've heard before that some souls move into a body the moment they're born and then they grow up with the memories of those souls.

Or in other words, the soul remains in the body while it grows up.

That's the best

way to start off a post as well on Reddit.

It's like, I read somewhere at some point in my life, I heard or read or like, you know, like just zero like sourcing of it at all.

Nothing, no explanation as to like, yeah, it's just, it's so much of what Reddit is.

Just, yeah, I heard one time that this guy actually was like one of the worst guys in the history of the world.

And then all of a sudden, there's just a thread on that now.

Yeah.

So

he goes, I've heard before that, oh, this guy goes, it could, the OP.

It could be reincarnation.

The strange thing is that he didn't talk about things that happened.

Like, I remember my wife.

Where is she?

They were more current situations as if he saw those spirits, if they were spirits.

Now, that indicates to me so much more.

The kid didn't know anything.

That's why.

He didn't say other things

because it's vague and he's lying.

You know what I mean?

And then this guy replies and goes, I know a story, true story.

Just write on YouTube, Shantae Devi.

She's an Indian girl who had a reincarnation.

And then a guy replies and goes,

sorry, is that one?

And that one's like verified by...

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's a verified.

That's a verified reincarnation.

Just type it in.

That's a verified reincarnation.

Okay.

Here's what nobody's considering is that this kid has a future ghost situation where that's the wife and kids he's going to have when he's an adult.

Oh,

that'd be awesome.

And then he's going to marry someone named Mariana.

He's going to get abused by his wife.

He's going to have like a weird, abusive daughter.

And he won't realize it until he's like an adult that

he's actually getting messages from his future ghost.

That's the most likely paranormal explanation.

If we're accepting paranormal as being true, then that is actually the best explanation.

I love this next little exchange.

Reincarnation doesn't happen, unfortunately.

Fuck, fuck.

And then he gets a reply, goes, you can't know that for absolute certain.

You believe it to be true.

Let others believe what they wish to believe.

He replies and goes, please read my below description to another commenter.

Just think about the concept of time being a dimension.

My time traveler friend can confirm all of this.

Okay.

So can you,

one person's coming along and say, making a good point.

Like, listen, probably it's not true.

But there is no way to know for sure that it's not true.

There's no way to like know for certain that it's not true.

So just say,

if people make them happy to believe that, it doesn't really hurt anyone.

Let them believe it.

And this guy's like, yeah, actually, my time traveler friend would like a word.

Well, I do have his comment where he explained it all.

Okay.

Okay.

It just seems there's other spiritual phenomenon that always explains it.

Like in this case, it sounds very much that he had spirits attached to him that were sent away.

And when you consider that time is just this linear thing that we experience due to our brains only perceiving limited dimension, then outside of that dimensional limitation, then no one thing is separate from another.

So one human being, one human being doesn't end.

We are all of our ancestors combined and experiencing time in a new vessel.

So our single spirit is a combination of all spirits before us.

If there was no time, then there'd be no death of one thing and birth of another because that requires the linear timeline, if that makes sense.

It seems like something somebody would say to you at a fucking fish show while you're trying to listen to some noodling.

This is an exhausting subreddit.

This is like truly like, these people are.

Yeah, they're, they're, they're, because, yeah, when you get down into this type of stuff, it's just, it's like, I don't even know.

Like, I can't, I'm not even smart enough to know.

How much of it is just complete nonsense, right?

They start using this to, I mean, in this case, I'm sure all of it.

But, you know, when they, when they're talking about that stuff, and they're like, yeah, the like, the like quantum, you know, like they start talking about this stuff and they're almost using words that like could be scientific words that I just don't know because I'm not smart enough.

So you don't even know.

And it's just so,

I find it to be, yeah, some of the most exhausting stuff to listen to that, this type of crazy talk.

Back.

It's like chatbot, AI chatbot delusion.

Like a guy.

Yeah, yeah, totally.

He's going to kill your family next.

It does remind me of like back when my brother-in-law didn't hate my fucking guts.

I would go over there and we'd have these conversations about, you know,

like politics and stuff like that, because he always liked to debate me.

What the hell?

It was insane.

That is like, that is such an insane thing to be like, a family member is coming over and be like, oh, okay.

This is my chance.

My father-in-law father-in-law did it too a lot.

And I think it is because they're never in front of

an evil leftist.

You know what I mean?

Like, as in, like, I never get a chance to try out my arguments

on a leftist.

Now is my chance.

This is what I've been training for my entire life.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

So I get in these conversations.

Did you get owned ever or what?

Yeah.

Yeah.

All the time because he didn't have to follow any rules of of reality or anything like that like yeah he would send me he'd be like wait a minute before you come over next time you gotta read this and he would send me these like files that were like so hard to understand they were like some of it was like it was sovereign citizen stuff so parts of it would be in all caps Other parts of the same text would have just the first letter of each word in caps.

Then other parts would be in like all lowercase with no punctuation.

And you would just be reading it and be like,

it'd be like 23 pages or something like that.

And I would get these things.

And I would, and he'd be like, so did you read what I sent you?

And I was like, I had a kind of hard time.

following it.

And he was like, well, of course you do.

Let me explain it to you.

Then he would start explaining to me what I had just read.

And I remember one night I said something like in a debate, like, I said something like, yeah, I don't know, man.

That would be like saying the world, the earth is flat.

And he was like, what is?

Have you read about the?

And like, that's why we don't talk anymore.

Because he said that to me.

And then I went on street fight and made fun of flat earthers because it happened.

Because that happened.

It brought it to my mind.

And he listened.

And he was like, oh, you're goofing on me.

I hate you now.

That's why he doesn't like me.

But like, even when he was explaining the flat earth stuff, he said to, he said, my wife was like, well, what about like gravity or centripetal force?

And he's like, let me send you.

And he sent us a fucking page.

Let me send you.

Let me send you 36 pages on gravity and how it's not all it's cracked up to me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

But my wife was like, well,

he was like, gravity is maybe not real.

And she was like, well, what about like if I drop something, it goes on the floor?

And he's like,

well,

gravity doesn't explain that.

that.

How come a feather?

Sometimes a feather floats around if it's windy.

Yeah, and he would just say, could be anything.

Hey, can you explain gravity?

Well, no, I can't because I fucking, you know, don't know anything.

I'm stupid.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, it's not your job to explain gravity.

You're not.

I see it.

Yeah, gravity is just like a thing that we, it's like, it was already explained by a smart guy.

We just live with it now.

I just accepted it and I'm going to continue to.

But yeah, and it was really weird because it was like he didn't believe anything obvious ever right

now i think he's been crystallized into like q anon trump guy stuff but even before that but before that happened i don't think he had ideology like i don't think he saw

himself as anything other than a free thinker.

He questioned everything.

He's one of those question everything where he kind of laughs at you when you're just like, oh, you, you actually think that really happened?

Oh, okay.

Yeah,

it's the same thing with my father-in-law.

It's like, the last time he was allowed, because they told him he's not allowed to talk politics with me anymore, he was just screaming at me about an immigrant caravan.

I was like, well, that's not happened.

You know what I mean?

And he's like,

he got all red and smitten and stuff.

And they were just like, hey, maybe you guys should talk about something else.

And I was like, I've been saying that since I got here.

I worked with this guy who had a cousin who would post, he would show us these posts on Facebook all the time.

The cousin had a conspiracy theory that pigs can't die.

And so he would just post all the time on Facebook about how

pigs can't die.

And

this guy was just like, what do I do with this?

Do I need to go kill a pig in front of my cousin?

Yeah.

You're going to have to.

Why is that a conspiracy theory?

So that we can eat as much bacon and ham and pork as we want.

Everything's better with it.

We looked into it and it spun off of this like weird idea that like there's so much poison in a pig that if you poison it, it won't die from poison because that's so much like cyanide and something.

It's like a weird anti-eating pork.

But the guy had taken it to the point where he believed that pigs couldn't die at all.

Yeah.

And you just, there's nothing you can say.

Like, I still,

I know I'm probably never going to talk to him again because he hates my guts.

You know what I mean?

You say that.

You say it with such, like,

he really hates you.

He really hates.

Just over that thing.

Just over the, over the flat letter.

I think he thought,

again,

maybe, maybe if you do like a podcast.

How about if you, if you could just prove to him the curve, if you could just show him curvature.

Just show him the curvature.

Just prove it to him.

And then maybe you guys will be friends again.

I guess sometimes when you do a podcast and people don't fully understand, like

it's a little bit of you out there doing, they see it as like your fool.

I think they saw it as I'm making fun of him specifically for believing the earth is flat.

And that wasn't the case.

He was the person that pointed out that there are people that believe the earth is flat.

And I was making fun of those people.

But I do understand also, like, he told me this thing and I was like, I went on podcast and goofed on it.

Now, I love this reply to the guy who said all that crazy stuff.

I think you'll love this.

You say that because nobody wants to reincarnate your negative soul.

Got his ass.

That's funny.

No one wants to.

It's a choice.

Like, it's like

a guy, like, if I want to get reincarnated, like, Chris has to reincarnate me or something.

Yeah, but wait.

So then who's doing it?

Then those people must have information that they could help us with if they're doing the reincarnation.

Well, he goes, could be, this next guy goes, could be reincarnation.

And no, this is not a joke.

You shouldn't have to say that when you're posting a serious thing.

Like, you shouldn't have to be like, no, first of all, what I'm about to say is not a joke.

I know it's funny.

This is like a premise, like a setup kind of that oftentimes ends with a pretty hilarious punchline.

But in this case, I'm being dead serious about my beliefs.

It's an actual thing that happens, and the pattern you're describing fits it perfectly.

And he replies and goes, what worried us were my brother's comments that his wife and children wanted him to throw up his food guy replies and goes perhaps he was choking on something and the family was trying to get him to throw up his food the family died yeah the family remember remember the family that the little the little kid has a family and and they control him in a way and he he is

maybe they maybe he had he's choking and yeah that's what they think that's why he got they were hitting him and not having a meet but choke choking in the witch reality

I don't know maybe the previous spirit that was him died you get what I'm saying from choking yeah, I just feel like that either this kid just has like an active imagination or he's trying to signal them that there's like another adult in his life that's like not being cool to him and the family just like the ghosts are

there's ghosts or there's like yeah this is there's hey look up yeah let's take him into an exorcist or whatever

did you not take him to a psychiatrist?

Here's a good exchange.

Here's a good exchange.

This guy goes, I've heard kids that age talk about jumping from the towers.

Guy replies and goes, goosebumps.

Another guy replies and goes, oh, wow.

Okay.

Wait a second.

That's not cool.

You're telling me these kids are making jokes about 9-11.

It's not actually that cool.

That's not 9-11.

That's not funny.

It's not a funny thing that happened.

Let's do some reviews.

I found some.

We haven't done one of these in a long time, probably since the Chive episode.

The Chive episode is like episode 14.

I know or something.

Believe me, I know.

Well, we've done it on bonuses, but.

Okay.

This is called Ghost Science M3 Spirit Box and Ghost Detector.

It is an app for your phone.

It is $9.99.

And

you can detect ghosts with it.

For real.

Okay.

This guy gave it four stars.

So I bought this app a couple weeks ago and have been using it to communicate with the spirits in my home.

I was mainly using the EVP and it's hard for the spirits to communicate using it.

Words often seem random or as if or as if it's misreading it.

However, the EMF reader on this works really well and was a more accurate tool.

I used the EMF reader at my friend's house, which is highly haunted.

I love that one.

You wouldn't believe how haunted this was.

It's basically where you go to test your EMF meter because it's like so obviously highly haunted her grandpa's picture and some of his personal items were triggering the emf despite any electricity nearby other haunted objects also went off on this emf reader so it does the job the twilight feature the twilight feature is really nice for when it's dark out there

like it's a tool like a power tool or whatever you know like it's like yeah the emf function it's like it does a pretty solid like it's like we're what are we talking about here?

What is EMF?

What does that stand for?

Electromagnetic frequency detector.

Oh, okay.

So they're looking for electromagnetic.

Okay.

Yeah.

The Ghostbusters find it sometimes.

It's like when the Ghostbusters are like, this room is off the charts or whatever.

Thank you.

It's from the Ghostbusters.

I needed to.

Yes.

Slimer is nearby.

Yeah,

Slimer's wife might be here or something.

It's from the major motion picture Ghostbusters.

That's where they're getting this information from.

Like, that's where.

Okay.

Well, they got an app.

I love this app for your phone is the thing.

Like, you can.

Yeah, I'm like, between this and that masturbator haunted phone, like, why are these paranormal guys just so into their phones?

Well, everyone is nowadays.

I find it's like, nowadays, it's, it's basically like, uh, have you ever, or the concept of, I mean, this is kind of like a little bit haunting, kind of, is the the thought of these people walking around on their phones.

And it's like, God, this apocalypse is upon us.

If I was serious, I would say their phone is the only thing that doesn't call them crazy.

Oh, yeah.

You know what I mean?

Everything's really phone now.

Now, I think that if you weren't goofing around, like to me, it seems like, yeah, getting an app on your phone, maybe you're goofing around, but it doesn't seem like what kind of goofing around could you even do with it, right?

Like, I guess maybe you're playing with your friends, you're getting all like, maybe you take mushrooms and you're like doing it as like a silly kind of ghost.

But I guess these people probably do believe that this is really working, right?

But again, if I was gonna, I would at least need it to be its own thing.

Yeah,

like I'd need it to be like, yeah, I'd need it to be like its standalone thing to believe that there's any way this is working because how are they using my phone?

It's already been made.

How are they like you have to buy this from a guy in an alley in like a weird store who's crying.

Totally.

Like you are.

And then, yeah.

In like the back of a magazine or on like a website, you know what I mean?

Where you can, there's like a website where they sell like all these different tools to find a ghost.

Like if I've, I would tend to believe it more.

Yeah, of course.

Because the other thing is they call it a spirit box.

And I did learn what a spirit box is.

And I can kind of read you guys what the definition is.

Please.

A spirit box or a ghost box is a handheld electronic device used by paranormal investigators to communicate with spirits or entities from the afterlife.

They operate by scanning through radio frequencies in real time, creating a stream of white noise and audio fragments.

Others detect environmental readings such as EMF, electromagnetic magnetic energy.

The idea is that the entities can manipulate these frequencies to generate coherent responses to questions posed by an investigator.

It's also believed that the white noise generated can provide a kind of fuel for entities to communicate.

So, uh.

So it's just a bunch of like,

it's a radio, Chris.

And then AM FM radio is what it is.

And it's making all these weird noises.

And then

they're basically saying, like, if you were haunting this place in 1875, then give three beeps or whatever.

And it's like,

you know, and it's like, oh my God, oh, my God, was that a third one?

Like, and they're like, so no one's talking there no one's saying like brian like brian you know

i i'll say that like if you scan through radio frequencies yeah you'll find what i believe is is it go yeah you'll find radio frequencies you'll find little voices

yeah art fell yeah so art fell's like talking on some real weird and you're just like oh what the like this is crazy but it's like no this is from your world you'll hear you'll hear like

like you know sometimes a m radio

at night, it travels really far.

I don't know.

Yeah, there's like pirate rate.

We have a pirate radio station in Venice that is just creepy.

I like it.

But just a weird guy in his house, and you can just catch him sometimes.

There's ham radios.

Yeah.

Yeah, there's just all these radios out there.

Trucker radios.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Of course, you're going to hear stuff because people use those radios.

She goes,

well, I feel like.

Brian,

I feel like maybe somebody like you, you might be listening to the stuff, but you're not really hearing it.

That's true.

And that's the difference is that like, yeah, there's a lot of stuff to, for the right ears, they can hear and discern.

I feel like with this paranormal stuff, there is a lot of like

you're giving a lot of

leeway or to yourself or whatever to kind of, you know, you're sort of saying like, oh, I kind of feel like the it it responded in this way well one thing i want to also point out that

uh a phone

your your smartphone doesn't pick up am fm frequencies that's why you have to download an app to listen to your local radio station and that there's no antenna on it there's no way for it to pick up these frequencies so what i think is happening is

this app

just does white noise and like throws in a little bit of like, you know what I mean?

Like they throw in like stuff that sound kind of like words and then people are able to read into it.

Do they have to have some sort of disclaimer on this app, do you think, that says like, hey, this is fucking nonsense?

No.

No.

And I think even if they did.

It wouldn't matter.

Yeah.

Yeah.

These people would be like, oh, yeah, they have to say that.

We'll be like, of course they have to.

They have to say that.

Yeah, because other haunted objects also went off on this EMF reader, so it does the job.

The Twilight feature.

Oh, yeah, he does.

The audio also works really well as it picks up sounds you wouldn't normally be able to hear regularly.

I tested the audio recording on this, and it was able to pick up very distant and high-pitched birds tweeting when I couldn't hear it normally, or pick it up with just simply voice memos on my phone.

So there's that.

This guy goes up.

The cat guy could use this app actually to know what the cat is looking at because he can cure it.

Oh, yeah, that.

Thank you.

that's the first that's it that actually could help this person that's the only person that this app could actually help but well it's just a listening it's like you know like the conversation or whatever you know it's like you it sounds to me like it has some sort of like thing that amplifies sound maybe yeah it's like microphone yeah it's like

this guy goes five stars absolutely mind-blowing technology well

i've tested this app in every way humanly possible.

Well,

that's not even that impressive with an app like this.

If you're only testing it in the ways humanly possible,

you should check it in ways ghostly possible.

Yeah, come on.

Even bought the upgrade.

I've downloaded every single paranormal technology on this phone, and this, ladies and gentlemen, is the only one that has worked 100% of the time.

Not only did the creators figure out how to use the technology in our phones to actually make this work, they made it super freaking accurate.

Quick rundown on the basics.

EMF, my house is always too loud, so let me know how this one works if you have the app.

EVP.

Okay, so wait, so the first one didn't work.

Well, not for him.

His house is too loud.

Okay.

All right.

Not a great start, though, for the five-star review of the perfect product.

EVP can be random, but also will refuse to work if there's an actual paranormal entity around you.

So the EVP just doesn't work if there's a paranormal entity around you.

So that

detects a paranormal entity.

Well, I guess in this guy's mind, it does.

Yeah.

Okay.

He goes, most other apps will force things to come out of it if it sits too long on silence to keep you drawn in.

You think so?

Is that something maybe you should consider for this app?

No, but this one didn't do it.

This one waited even longer, Brian, so

they wouldn't do do that.

I've had many point-blank, accurate conversations, and some that make zero sense.

But

I'm chalking that up to confuse spirits.

I mean, who's not these days?

Honestly,

with everything that's going on, it's like it's hard to make heads or tails of anything.

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Is it in just in a few days?

Well, from when this goes out.

Wow.

Yeah.

So this goes out, I believe, a couple, yeah, a few days before.

Oh, yeah.

Eva's got the other, the keep calm guys on.

It's a beautiful coin.

This one's a silver.

It's known as a flip coin, the one that we have.

This one, it's for your heads and tails if you need to do your flipping.

But yeah,

this is pretty common, I think, for people

or spirits to be confused.

And that probably explains why you weren't able to

take a conversation.

These are by far the most scientific.

Of all the energy detectors, these are by far the most scientific.

Try it out yourself.

I place them on top of lights and it boosts the energy substantially.

Side note: my house isn't haunted, but I do invite, but I do invite spirits from time to time to come chat, especially of angels and kind spirits.

That's the ones I would invite, too.

I would only be invited.

They can't be kind, but

it kind of makes me think of like, you guys ever meet when you meet an old man who's like

stupid?

Like a guy who just is like an old bro, but who's like 80 years old, but is kind of dumb?

Yeah.

I feel like a lot of ghosts would be stupid.

Yeah.

Like it just like age doesn't always give you wisdom.

Sometimes you just live your whole life.

You don't learn anything and then you die and you're like a stupid, confused ghost.

Some people die young as well, young and dumb.

Some people come.

Exactly.

The fuck off, man.

Because I thought it in my head, but I was like, I'm obviously not going to say the last part of it.

You just.

It's like a living masturbator that touched your phone and not the ghost of a dead masturbator.

That's fair.

He goes

horny.

He goes, my house is perfectly balanced energy, and I have this because I need to know if there are any invaders in my sacred space.

Bye and upgrade and have fun.

This guy goes, cannibal.

I've downloaded a few of these apps.

This is five stars.

I've downloaded a few of these app before and they always invite things, but I've never had anything super bad come out of them.

Me and my friend were curious and decided to download this app.

When we did, it was quiet for a bit, not much going on.

My spirit would occasionally say something, or one of the spirits in her home would.

After a bit, the app went crazy and started saying, die and cannibal.

My spirit immediately started getting restless, and I kept saying, Let's go downstairs.

I hate her basements.

There is bad energy down there, and I never want to go down there.

After a bit, my friend suggested we delete the app and go make food.

We kept hearing things falling in the basement and kept saying, Let's go downstairs.

After a bit, my friend pulled out her dowsing rods.

Okay, that's where you, I don't know what are dowsing rods.

They're these two

you use them to find water sources, yeah.

And I've seen it happen.

I've actually seen a guy do it.

It does work, I believe.

He was looking for like.

This is not paranormal.

These things are, these things are normal.

No, the paranormal usage of it is weird.

Yeah, of course, but they have a practical use of it.

I'm going to sound like an idiot.

I don't want to sound like an idiot, and I've told the story before, but I was looking for a piece of cable.

This guy didn't want me to dig up his yard.

Yeah.

And he was like,

let me get my dowsing rods.

And he went in the house house and grabbed them.

And he like walked forward.

And when they separated, he was like, That's where the cable break is because it's not there anymore.

I'm telling you, that's where the cable brake was.

It was crazy.

Wow.

I've never heard of dowsing working before, but I'm impressed.

Oh, so it's known as like very stupid.

So it's known as nonsense evident just.

It's known as a pseudoscience.

There's a guy who got in trouble because he claimed he could find dead bodies with like, he said he had an electronic he was he was the main like parent he was the main investigator in the casey anthony trial and he claims that he had invented an electronic corpse sniffing dog that could find dead bodies but it turns out it was a dead two dowsing rods that he was just using and everyone was like that's not a dog an electronic dog that's two sticks and he was like it still works this way anyway got you i don't know a lot about that i don't know a lot about that case but it makes a little bit more sense now that she got off i I guess.

Yeah, one of the main investigators

walking around with two fucking rods trying to.

Hey, you know, sometimes I walk around with a rod.

Sorry.

Sorry, Brian.

Nothing.

Sorry, you wanted to make a horny joke while we're discussing the murder of a child?

I said, sometimes I walk around with a rod.

Yeah, but I said two rods.

Boner.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, but you have one too.

That's how the show works.

You're saying.

me and you both have a rod right now.

That's not true.

Eva, just to clarify, that's not true.

I know we're both.

He fucking sent me a text on our phone.

There's our phone.

I got a rod over here.

We don't share a phone either.

You have new phones, new phones, untouched by masturbators.

I did buy in phone recently.

Did you think a masturbator touched it?

I'm just thinking about it now.

I'm like, well, it was a brand new phone.

But the fucking guy at the Apple store who helped me set it up, good God, if he didn't look like a fucking masturbator.

How scary would it be if you bought a phone and the previous owner was a single guy?

He goes,

we kept, she goes,

it went straight to yes.

After a few more questions, we are asked, asked if she was, oh, she asked if it was a cannibal.

Hard yes.

We had invited an angry cannibalistic demon.

We did a cleanse and decided to to never download the app again and I went home.

The demon followed me and is sitting in my food storage room, ironically.

I've done a couple or cleanings, but it's pretty content to sit in the food storage room and chill.

I don't know.

How many stars is this review?

It's a five.

Is it a five-star review?

They made a demon come and is haunting you and you're fucking...

I guess that's what you want with this app.

This is a pantry?

Yeah, I guess that's like, this is the kind of app where it's like, you're kind of looking to be haunted by a demon in a way.

So, yeah, I mean, not really.

I wouldn't want to be haunted by a demon.

But I mean, if you, but you wouldn't get this app either.

I'm just saying, like, it just seems odd.

I would think if there's ever a reason to give a one-star review, is like the app actually resulted in me being haunted by a fairly large demon that lives in my pantry.

Well, you should give it, but it found the demon.

That's what I'm saying.

In this case, it actually is a tough one.

You know what I mean?

Because I would give it zero stars because I don't want demons in my food storage area where my ropes are.

Yeah, that's like all your Costco big boxes of macaroni and cheese and stuff.

And there's like a demon sitting on it.

Yeah.

We keep our sweet tart ropes in there.

Oh, yeah.

Right.

Which I bought so many of over because I was at the store and the lemon head sweet tart ropes, they said discontinued.

Oh the thing.

So I bought them all.

Discontinued.

It's like when I energy drinks at the dollar store, it was like that situation.

Oh, yeah.

Can I tell you something, Brian?

That yesterday, we're recording this on a Monday and I, we did a stream last night, and I was so tired because I was sick.

And I went to go, I was like, well, I'm going to have a cup of coffee.

And then Ariel and I were talking about it.

And she's like, yeah, you just have like some caffeine.

And I was like, wait a second, I'll have a fucking energy drink.

Yeah.

And I went to the store.

I went to the store to get energy.

And first off, I found out we're maxed out at 180 milligrams in Canada.

That's all.

That's what we're doing.

Yeah.

You're not even,

you can't get the tri-stem experience out of one.

Single stem at the most,

is what I'm looking at.

A stem and a half.

So most of them are non-sugar.

But I hate the non-sugar because I hate that stuff that they put in.

Like whatever the, like I hate the way it tastes.

That's my favorite flavor.

So the only one that I could find, there was a monster energy drink that was like orange creamsicle or something, and it was had sugar in it and it was like 63

grams of sugar in it

and that's just like it was just too i was like i can't do it and i literally put it back in the thing and walked out of the store without buying i i came so close to getting an energy drink but i can't i'll never be an energy drink you guys have ropes up there

Oh, yeah.

No.

Yeah.

Gross.

Come on, dude.

What are you talking about?

So, no,

I want to talk, Brian, to you about the sweet tart ropes.

Maybe not on the episode, but

that seems to be something that is probably for September come or for the

healthy September.

That seems like something that you could

ask?

No, it's I eat way less of those than I do caramellos.

I use them as like kind of a now, it might be like after you eat, you get a palate cleanser cleanser

like they would use like a sorbet like a sorbet or something yeah

beef yeah whatever but you would you

so you have it

lemon heads and it's lemon it's it's sometimes i do the rainbow nerds rope and rainbow nerds rope not nerds rope i'm sorry sweetheart rope yeah i don't eat nerds ropes Okay, so and how, have you checked the sugar content on those?

Nope.

But I have some.

If you you want me to go get my ropes, I will.

I would love you to go grab your ropes, honestly, and check out some of the stuff on the other side.

I'd like to see the ropes.

He's going to get the ropes now.

This is exciting, Eva.

He seems kind of excited to, like, he seems proud of them almost.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Which is a little bit concerning because, you know, listen, I don't tell Brian how to eat or whatever, but.

But I think eating that like straight candy in huge quantities is not good for anybody ever.

So let's see.

If he becomes a

like convincer's a ghost in his pantry, then

he might be actually.

Okay, so he's showing, he's got the

lemon head.

He's got two packages of them.

So can you check the sugar?

Just let me know the sugar content of those, Brian.

Give us the sugar content.

You're lemon heads?

Lemon heads.

Give us the lemon heads one.

Yeah.

It says serving size two ropes.

Total sugars, 18 grams.

For two ropes?

Yeah.

That's not that bad.

That's not that.

I mean, listen, that's not what I thought it was going to be.

It's not great, great, but it's how small are they?

How many ropes are you having at once?

We're not going to talk about that.

This guy asked a question.

He goes, I appreciate this guy asked about the ethics of ghost hunting.

And he goes, I appreciate that there are probably those paranormal investigators that conduct themselves and their investigations ethically.

That said, I do feel really bad for any potential spirits that are bothered, disrespected, and harassed by by entertainment's,

quote, ghost hunters in the name of clout and revenue.

Yeah,

the fucking paparazzi.

Like,

leave these ghosts alone.

I understand.

It's like, if you're going to be a ghost hunter, you got to be an ethical ghost hunter, though, obviously.

It's about ethics and ghost hunting.

Sorry, the noise here.

Yeah, or you just, you have them in front of you, so you're going to eat, you're eating one.

Yeah, he's eating one.

He's eating one, yeah.

Can I tell you a quick story?

Oh, yeah, Eva, you can actually, because Brian's got his mouth full of candy and actually can't talk right now.

So it's a perfect time.

Happy candy boy.

This is just reminding me of this.

Okay, so in 2020, I was, I made this like alternate reality game on Instagram with a bunch of friends that people played.

It was a horror game and people played it during lockdown called Arcana.

And there was a character, like an in-game character that was a demonologist, because eventually you had to do like an exorcism on this character that was a fictional character.

And so I made a website for this demonologist that you had to email him through if you were playing the game.

And the whole point of the website was that he was like a bad demonologist.

Like he had like shitty reviews and

whatever.

But over the years, because I've kept the website up because people like to go back through the game sometimes, I've gotten three individual emails that I've received through the demonologist website from people who were trying to hire him in real

exorcism to exercise something.

And they are crazy emails.

And every single time,

I like just stared at it so long.

And I was like, I could be.

I mean, I could step into the unknown here and respond as this character and find out what's going on with this person.

Or I could be a responsible person and be like, sorry, this is a game.

This isn't a real person.

Good luck with your thing.

And every single single time I did choose the second thing, but I wanted so badly to just like open the door into like whatever this person's deal was.

But you're nice with them.

You're a nice person, though.

That's why you, you, you, yeah.

But, but I, and I, I,

imagine how wild those people are because they're looking for exorcism, but they've also, they're somehow, the person they're contacting is like a fictional character from a game.

So they're like, it's a real wild, wild-brained individual.

and it sounds like a gay because like on the website it says like number three best

demonologist in los angeles la weekly 2007 so he's not even like the first or second we may have like he's not very probably these yeah they're well this i would think the people messaging probably on a budget maybe and just someone thought like okay that's more in my range there's this guy who's like can we find somebody who's just a little third and that's perfect that's like my coffee like my coffee grinder i recently bought i didn't buy the top one i bought the second to the top.

Brian,

he's brought this up twice in a row now, where he seems so like.

I'm fucking going crazy on this coffee maker.

Yeah.

You're basically saying that you'll never do that again.

You're always going to buy the most expensive version of it.

No, I'm going to fix it.

I'm fixing it.

I've been jamming a flathead screwdriver in it.

Oh.

You know what?

You got to use a butter knife.

I did.

I used two of them.

Okay, perfect.

I at one point had two butter knives and I was kind of in there, and then I was like, eh, holy shit, you could find a bit of water maybe if you walk outside.

This guy goes, I think it's a gray area.

On one hand, entities probably don't want to be bothered by randoms playing around with spirit boxes, etc.

On the other hand, is it unethical to cleanse your 200-year-old home when you move in and try to force spirits who aren't ready to move on?

It's a can of worms.

I'm not prepared to open.

Is it ethical to kick out?

Wow.

Yeah.

Oh, so you move in here and all of a sudden you're kicking out the spirits that lived here before you?

Good, good.

Nice ethics, asshole.

You're gentrifying your own home.

This guy goes, I live in a very haunted house.

Okay.

Such a baby thing to say.

I live in a very haunted house.

My house is very scary.

Very haunted.

Very scary.

Very haunted.

It's like baby and also like the narcissism of every single person in this entire episode.

It's like, I'm the most haunted person who ever lives.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

The haunted.

There's a demon in my pantry.

It followed me home.

The demon's so big, too.

It's like, think of, you know, your demon.

Yeah, that's basically what my demon eats for breakfast.

Your curse is nothing like my curse.

My curse has been crazy.

My demon is so fucking nasty.

I live in a very haunted house.

Things go flying occasionally.

Hear voices.

See shadows.

Things go flying occasionally.

It reminds me of a ride at like Disney World.

Yeah, but things go flying occasionally.

I don't know what that could mean, I guess.

Things fall off of

something, maybe.

That's all it is.

He goes, I occasionally hear voices, see shadows on the wall moving, balls of light zipping by, cold spots, and more.

It happens.

I forgot about the cold spots, it is a big one that I used to remember, like from watching those shows or whatever, that they would be like, oh, it's cold in this spot.

You know, and like, that's like a

sign that the demons or whatever.

Such a funny thing to say.

I think it's cold here for some reason.

I think it's cold here.

I think that means ghosts.

Has it ever been explained why cold means ghosts?

Maybe there's like a good explanation for it, honestly.

Like not that it's real, but like there's some scientific explanation or whatever why they say that.

It happens in spurts, then nothing.

It was way more active when we first moved in.

I told the spirits we all had to live here, so they need to not be in the room a living person was.

For the most part, they abide by that.

Ghosts are people just like us, but they left their body.

So

he just kind of was like, hey, if I'm in the room, I'd like you to go into another room.

I just like my privacy when I'm watching my my stories or whatever.

And like, I just, I don't need you throwing things around in the room.

The ghost.

He's worried the ghosts are going to catch him masturbating is what's going to happen.

Yeah.

Which is a serious fear

if you're doing that.

Like that in ghosts.

Yeah, if you believed in ghosts, I guessed you would.

Yeah, maybe that would be a lot of moments like that, right?

Where you'd be like showering or whatever.

You're doing anything incompetent.

Don't even get me.

I'm glad I live in a new place because I do not want a ghost looking at my pee-pee.

Go out on the street and do it there.

That's the only way to be serious.

Yes.

This guy goes, I think a lot of

this guy goes, I think a lot of this perception has to do on what's seen on TV.

As an investigator, the people I know and work with that are serious about this, don't partake in the shenanigans.

I'm sure there are people who.

Wait, wait, wait.

So there's...

So they're saying like the people on TV, they're just showboating and doing all the crazy, crazy things.

They're unethical too because they yell at the ghosts.

Like that's one of the things I'm really worried about is like, oh, you're fucking yelling at ghosts.

I found one post with no replies about like, it was something like,

I met up with a ghost hunting crew.

And I was going to start hanging out with them, but they would be very confrontational with, they'd go to the graveyard and they'd be very confrontational with the ghosts and then they would also say do not follow me home

okay and uh he was like it just seemed weird to me it seemed rude like the guy was rude to the ghosts so yeah so that so but they're but they're saying that there are kind of ghost hunters that are they don't have a youtube channel or anything they have no

channel at all no brand at all it's just they want to search for ghosts and so they're ethical and they're ethical about it they're kind to the ghosts their They're understanding of the ghosts.

And they...

And what are they trying to do with the information afterwards?

What's the like.

Wow, we talked to some ghosts tonight.

Who do they tell that to even?

Each other.

Remember when we talked to that ghost earlier?

Okay, they just like reminisce like you were like when you're with your buddies and you like have some crazy incident with your friends and you're like talk about it afterwards.

He goes, I don't partake in the shenanigans.

I'm sure there are people who do, but if you've been doing this for a while, you know taunting and inviting negativity from spirits can bring you a world of hurt

of course

and uh

so the spirit box the thing i read about there is a quora site thing that says how does or does the spirit box actually work

that's i was i wanted to know this so oh well good i'm going to give you an answer yes okay

i hate reading all the comments from the skeptics who have never used one but deny its ability to work all it does is scan radio frequencies for spiritual energy to manipulate.

Oh,

that's all it does.

Hey, that's not that weird.

That's yeah, that's like, yeah, yeah, I mean, I could do that, really.

I could figure out that.

Yeah, yeah, that's Chris.

All right, there's a really funny,

like, I have some reviews for spirit boxes where they're like, sick of it always picking up radio stations

where the big problem is like it's picking up radio stations.

Why do these ghosts all love Donald Trump so much on the AM radio feed?

He goes,

you can hear the device sweep through the channels.

Will you get interference?

Yes, it's a radio sweeping channels.

But when you get sentences in response to your questions through five or six different sweeps, you know it's not interference.

There's some sort of ghost right now or a demon that's telling me to raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell.

There is somebody who like thinks their house is haunted by like Dr.

Laura, yeah,

they're like, There's an old lady in my house, she's mean, she's judgmental, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's there's people who have just gotten to a station or whatever that, like, you know, it like plays like a show, and they're just like, Oh my god, the lady's back.

Imagine like when like like Howard Stern was playing the farters.

Oh man.

They're like, this goddamn ghost is farting all the time.

And it keeps asking, the ghost keeps asking me if I've ever done anal.

Yeah.

This ghost is really interested in me riding the Sibian.

He wants to know if I ever saw my dad's dick.

Yeah.

He was asking me, for some reason, it's been asking me to spin the wheel of sex.

Yeah.

And I don't get what's going on.

Yeah.

The, the,

they seem to be, the spirits do seem racist.

The spirit seems racist.

Like, he says that it's like, you know, there's like a point that he's making with it or whatever.

And that's not what his politics are, but he seems racist.

When they say your first and last name and it's not hooked up to anything, just sweeping radio stations, you can't debunk it.

You all believe in a God.

You have absolutely no proof in, but spirit communication seems impossible.

A God created the entire planet with trillions of people from just one man and woman.

And don't see any flaws in your myths, but ghosts are impossible.

Energy has to go somewhere, it doesn't just disappear.

Isn't science in itself just theory?

That's a good line.

That's a great line.

Did your brother-in-law write this?

I feel like

Eva, it does like

what it has to have is like not facts.

It just you have to say things

that sound like you know what you're talking about for a lot of these guys.

You mean science?

Well, the theory of science.

I mean, he did say, he did say with the with the flat earth stuff, he did say science.

It's all a theory.

It's like, all right, I can't win this argument.

You know what I mean?

There's no big sign.

Yeah.

Well, this is a good question that you guys probably

educated people so dismissive of something just because you can't envision it.

Where would we be if Edison dismissed energy just as quickly as y'all

dismissed the ability to communicate with spirits?

There are scientific studies and research.

To deny the science of spiritual energy is the same as denying the science of space or technology, just because you can't see it or understand it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

So,

okay.

Here is a spirit box review.

It's $86.87.

I can actually show you guys the spirit box.

I want to see it.

Get out of here.

It is, when you see it, you will, it's very funny.

It's

looks like a little radio.

But they wrote Spirit Box an EVP research device on it.

It looks like a little radio, a little camera.

It's $89, Chris.

Yeah.

Would a radio cost $89?

Some of them.

Not that one.

No, you're right.

You're right.

It does seem overpriced for what it is.

I kind of want it.

Yeah.

Well, four stars from Ricky.

Great for money.

I spend more time trying to figure out if it's a radio station that's spitting out another word or if it's a real spirit.

You ought to dig up a different hobby unless you got a couple of years on your hands.

But just like my ex-wife, they all do the same thing and they make a wicked lot of noise, but you can't understand anything they're saying.

This guy doesn't have an ex-no one's ever married Ricky.

i don't think he oh i i i'm gonna go the other way i'm gonna say he doesn't have the product he does have an ex-wife and he goes around to these products and he just makes

jokes about his ex-wife on the mother-in-law

workshop and jokes on various this guy

yeah he might be a pupil or a protege of the great gregory dean perhaps

but just like my ex-wife they do all the same thing they make a wicked lot of noise but you can't understand anything they're they're saying.

The features are excellent on this device.

Like, it's got a flashlight for when you want to see your way out of the hell you just put yourself in.

Very, that's cool.

Oh, God.

Ricky's a comedian.

Ricky, like, asked his ex-you know what his wife did?

She asked him how many spirit boxes.

He needed.

Hey, how many fucking ghost hunting tools do you need?

I tried to find stuff like that.

And finally, before we get out of here, this is a four-star review of one and goes.

I was hesitant to use this at first because I was worried about that it was going to be spooky and scary.

Okay.

However, I found it very quickly that it was soothing and fun.

It felt like gambling, as in you never know you're going to get next.

So you wanted to listen for just a bit longer.

I unintentionally ended up using this thing for five hours when I first got it.

So in regards to battery life, it's great.

However, I have to remove the batteries when I'm not using them due to a little battery life icon that appears in the corner whenever it is off because that's ultimately draining the battery.

So that is exceptionally annoying.

I have to store the battery beside the spirit box itself because I would be going through batteries like popcorn.

Also, it's mostly a review about the battery.

He can't get me, he's he's got a he can't.

He's like, I can't throw it into my big tub of batteries, obviously.

My battery drawer?

He goes, uh, he goes, also, this has an antenna which can help boost the radio frequency in spooky locations.

So that's nice.

So that is the spirit box review.

That is actually a different spirit box that costs $94.

Can we see that one?

Jesus.

Yeah, it's just another radio.

I'll show you.

Does it look

better than the other one?

Oh, it looks like a little looks like a little voice memo recorder or whatever.

That one's kind of cuter.

I would believe more of the conjuring couple would hold that than the other one.

Yeah, the other one looked really like a radio, way too much like a a radio.

Yeah.

It just is, it's definitely like, uh,

it's just weird.

This guy goes 10 out of 10.

I opened it.

It comes with batteries and put the batteries in, turned it on, and immediately a girl said help.

I tried this in my room, and I ran out of my room.

Wow.

There you go.

A girl said help.

Yeah.

That's scary, though, when a girl says help to you.

Hell.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, hearing anybody's, you know, if it sounds like a genuine plea, like, cry for help, that's very scary to hear for sure.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

No follow-up on that from him.

He just

ran out of his room.

That's it.

That's a whole review.

Okay.

Four stars, though.

Yeah.

Five stars, actually.

It's a 10 out of 10.

Five stars is what it gives.

He's got his own rating system.

I do appreciate it.

We do like those guys.

Two of his own ratings.

He has his own rating system that he put in there.

Eva, thank you for coming back on the show.

We love that.

Oh, anytime.

I love being on this show.

So fun.

And I hate all the every single person today.

I hate them all.

I am in love with them.

So

do you want to plug anything, Eva?

I guess like if you're in L.A.,

it's October almost.

Go to the haunted car wash in

Orange County because I did it two years ago.

And a clown put his tongue through his mask and licked the dirty car that I was in before it went through the car wash.

That is scary.

That is scary.

It was the grossest thing I've ever seen.

He licked right next to the window over my head.

Like, he licked the dirty window.

And

that's disgusting.

So

it's real.

He goes all out for his art.

I'd lick a car for like 50 bucks.

And

why are you saying that a lot lately about like different things, debasing things you would do for smaller?

That's not debasing.

I don't know.

I don't think it's

debasing to lick.

Is everything okay?

And by the way, neither one of us us, Eva, will be in L.A.

Like the listeners, probably neither Brian and I will be in L.A.

because Brian, we don't, we don't, I can't go there.

Yeah, you know, because I can't come to the LA.

Brian just is Brian's just kind of, as he told me, and he doesn't like to say this, but he said he's kind of over it.

No, I'm not.

I'll be, I'm going soon.

All right.

We'll see you all next week.

I don't remember what the episode.

Oh, knife and knife guys.

So we will see you guys.

Knife guys.

That's right.

That's so exciting.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.