2024 Ep 279 - ConCon - A Conference For All

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Speaker 13 Alisna production.

Speaker 14 As a famous person who could have easily been googled before finalizing this script but wasn't once said, only two things are certain, death and taxes.

Speaker 14 Hamish and Andy smartly realized there's not much you can do about reducing the first, but perhaps there's something you can do about minimizing the second.

Speaker 14 So ConCon was born, a conference for all where everyone in attendance would have their industry talked about by Hamish, Andy or Jack.

Speaker 14 A two or possibly even three session educational and by no means entertaining learn fest across two days with more facts than biscuits and that's saying something as there were 3,000 biscuits.

Speaker 14 300 tickets were sold in minutes. Merch was secured.
Australia's best biscuit-themed band Kingston Crum was sourced to play mood-setting mood-setting music.

Speaker 14 Tea times were booked, but strictly only as a backup in case session 3 didn't go ahead. All that was left was to deliver the best damn conference the business world had ever seen.

Speaker 14 However, that would have to wait for one more day, as we pick up the action in Hamish and Andy's hotel room at RACV Royal Pines Resort, minutes before the welcome drinks and registration.

Speaker 14 Business ladies and business gentlemen, get ready to hold on to your receipts. Welcome to ConCon 24.

Speaker 21 Friday, 10 past three, we've arrived at ConCon.

Speaker 19 Lovely rooms, tax deductible.

Speaker 20 You guys both feel spastic.

Speaker 23 Well, my room isn't as nice as this. This is a very nice room.

Speaker 24 We're in Andy's room at the moment.

Speaker 23 This must be very nice.

Speaker 25 M-B-V-V-M.

Speaker 21 Well, I don't know who is administering, doing the administration of all this, but I guess that's just how the cookie crumbles.

Speaker 18 I'll go down and have a word to reception straight after this chat.

Speaker 28 Thank you guys. Robable that you didn't get as good a room as well.

Speaker 19 Well, it actually says, so I'm on floor 15. You guys are on floor 19.

Speaker 24 And in the lift, there's a little plaque next to 19 that says executive rooms.

Speaker 16 I don't know how you got up here, to be honest.

Speaker 31 Okay.

Speaker 32 Mike, we haven't updated people.

Speaker 21 We've got the conference tomorrow. Yep.
Biscuit hour from 9 to 10.

Speaker 18 Can I say, yeah, that was way too casual, that intro, because we're on.

Speaker 26 Yeah, we're at the conference.

Speaker 18 We're on. My mind is racing.

Speaker 25 Can I tell you how excited I was when we landed?

Speaker 18 I realized there's an hour time difference. New South Wales for Queensland.

Speaker 32 I need...

Speaker 23 Oh, you picked up an hour to do your website.

Speaker 27 I needed that hour.

Speaker 32 Wait, we're done.

Speaker 23 Tuesday. I finished on Wednesday.

Speaker 18 Yeah, I mean, we've given Mike the stuff, but now it's like, okay, so what do I put there?

Speaker 3 Well, do you put slides first and then you're going to fill in the blade?

Speaker 18 I'm still refining some stuff. I am still refining a little bit of a few ideas and a few presentations.

Speaker 21 Well, people don't know this, but Mike has been given the job of putting together the whole presentation.

Speaker 28 He's proved himself slides.

Speaker 35 We made our own graphs, our own pictures that sort of thing how many graphs did you do to be honest well i have some graphs i think you'd be surprised i got a text from hayne oh

Speaker 3 thursday morning

Speaker 19 i'll let him bring it up thursday which was was after the much hyped wednesday deadline but i will say this i wrote what the content of the seminar is going to be and then i made a picture or a graph to match it i didn't make

Speaker 18 it first and then try and fill it in what tonight well that was the hope except i got here and then because magic mic came on my flight so we actually went and had a steak.

Speaker 27 And then I was like, keep the receipts, yes.

Speaker 18 And I was like, oh god, I've got that extra hour up my up my sleeve.

Speaker 18 Then I did the daily chess puzzle on chess.com.

Speaker 16 Then I had a nap.

Speaker 3 And it was a hard one today.

Speaker 37 Here's the only way. Hang on.

Speaker 19 This is Homix on Thursday at 6 a.m.

Speaker 21 Be honest, comma.

Speaker 37 What quality are your graphs?

Speaker 15 Were you honest with him?

Speaker 27 That was a private correspondence, Andy.

Speaker 28 This was a

Speaker 36 second question after my response. Are you doing actual PowerPoint slides or just sending a gist to Mark?

Speaker 18 Now, the reason that was Wednesday morning, key bit of timing here, because that's...

Speaker 35 So last bit of correspondence.

Speaker 21 After I replied, he went, this is so university.

Speaker 34 I agree with you.

Speaker 18 Because this whole Wednesday deadline has absolutely ruined my week, right? So Andy is like... Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday.

Speaker 18 Everyone's going to have it in by Wednesday, which is outrageous for a Saturday event. But anyway, that is why I'm like, all right, got to try and meet the deadline.
But I just physically can't.

Speaker 18 Like my brain physically can't. I've been shimming shooting Lego Masters at the moment.
So it's actually landed in the five weeks of the year that I have a full-time job.

Speaker 23 Battle Belmeg, there's so much downtime on that show.

Speaker 44 They build something for 15 hours and you can tell them to start and finish.

Speaker 4 I'll put them in a bit of the middle when I tell them halfway.

Speaker 44 Do tell them halfway.

Speaker 46 I'm going to just watch the show for a bit, mate, because I do a fair bit of rapping.

Speaker 37 He took me to his

Speaker 15 set once, which was very nice of him.

Speaker 2 And he was slow week.

Speaker 47 Slow week.

Speaker 19 He's bugging people, the staff of the show, to hang out with him in the trailer.

Speaker 28 He's slow nothing to do.

Speaker 37 That was a slow week.

Speaker 36 I think the most I hear from Hamish is when he's actually got his full-time job.

Speaker 44 He has to be there, but he doesn't do anything.

Speaker 18 So we had an early wrap on Tuesday, right? Which means actually

Speaker 18 this doesn't happen for the whole rest of the production run.

Speaker 17 We'll finish at two o'clock.

Speaker 18 It's been just so much. I was like, well, this is like a sign from the conference gods.

Speaker 25 You've got, you finish at two o'clock.

Speaker 18 Everything's due in Wednesday.

Speaker 50 You would think that's the time.

Speaker 30 But something inside me just went, you know what?

Speaker 3 If I sit down and I start making conference slides to fulfill Andy's deadline, just

Speaker 4 common deadline for us.

Speaker 3 Another example of the man winning.

Speaker 46 And it's about time Haim got one back.

Speaker 37 And so I actually went and played golf on Tuesday afternoon because I was like, look, I'm not even late yet.

Speaker 18 I'm not like the deadline's not even passed yet. That's why on Thursday morning at 6 a.m., I was like, okay, let's, we're now into overtime.
Let's have a think about some of this stuff.

Speaker 21 Mike, you had a bunch of questions for us, you said. So you've got all the slides.

Speaker 19 You're going to establish the order which we go in.

Speaker 51 Mike, though, since thursday hasn't it been an avalanche for me uh yeah it has and i was i did get a few emails from you while i was on the plane here just a few hours ago um last minute updates and changes i sent my i can say i sent mine in a neat package that had all of my slides at once sent to mike in bulk in bulk I will say, good for you.

Speaker 23 Isn't that much more enjoyable, Mike, than receiving drips and drabs all the way through the week?

Speaker 51 I think you really all showed your own personalities through this. Andy's came in Tuesday, so they were actually a day early and that was

Speaker 3 a really big help because it allowed me to offset what I knew would be nerdy behavior.

Speaker 30 It's helping a colleague.

Speaker 37 I knew.

Speaker 18 I don't know why the competition has been who can make Mike's day the nicest. It's actually about delivering education to conference participants.
And that's why I'm fine-tuning up to the buzzer.

Speaker 18 And that's why tonight will be where the bulk of the work is done. Well, I was

Speaker 37 working through it.

Speaker 36 I rang Jesse yesterday. He goes, sorry.

Speaker 19 Sorry, I didn't pick up your call.

Speaker 36 I was working on something for Amish. Have you outsourced anything to Jesse?

Speaker 19 Jesse's been a great help.

Speaker 4 Great help.

Speaker 24 Okay.

Speaker 21 So, Mike,

Speaker 54 you've got all of the details.

Speaker 24 Yes.

Speaker 21 A big concern I have is whether we're going to either go overtime or undertime.

Speaker 18 Yeah, I don't know either.

Speaker 21 Mike, what can you gauge?

Speaker 51 I think you've all done actually a similar amount of work and the quality is really similar across all of yours in different ways.

Speaker 51 But I think it's evident how much effort you put in. But I think that, you know, at the end of the day, it's going to be a great conference.

Speaker 24 You've all prepared some great stuff.

Speaker 19 And

Speaker 55 every single industry is covered. So everyone

Speaker 21 is going to come here and learn, hence, get the tax deduction.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's the money.

Speaker 20 Everything is covered really well.

Speaker 18 Here to educate. Can't stress it enough.
Okay, great.

Speaker 21 Not entertained. Who do you think should kick it off then?

Speaker 56 Have you decided the order?

Speaker 51 Yes. I think the order is going to be you, Andy, followed by Jack, and then Hamish, which is the same order I've got two lights.

Speaker 15 That sounds great.

Speaker 40 And would I have to be on stage for the first two, or could I just be clean polishing some stuff out back?

Speaker 51 Can I say, I don't want any changes after like six o'clock tonight.

Speaker 3 I would not want anything else to come through.

Speaker 2 Noted?

Speaker 26 Possible.

Speaker 32 Noted.

Speaker 18 And that is your preference.

Speaker 18 Your preference is noted, but it's certainly not a hard and fast rule.

Speaker 26 No, can't be.

Speaker 18 I think that works well that I'll go third because I've got it in session one that this mega moment that I'm planning, the mega moment, I think will finish session one well.

Speaker 21 Haim said to me on Thursday, I'm not sure if I'm going to get him all in on time, even though he'd already missed the time.

Speaker 21 To which I wrote back to him, just send a Wingdings doc because back at university,

Speaker 21 Haim used to always just type out Wingdings and just send it in and go, oh, sorry, corrupted to buy himself two or three more days.

Speaker 19 If this is getting any wingdings files, Mike.

Speaker 51 No, I didn't get any wingdings files.

Speaker 18 If this has taught me anything, it's that my brain is far better at getting out of the work than doing the work.

Speaker 17 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 18 You know how I was going to do a cooking demonstration for one of my seminars? I just think time-wise, we're going to scale that right back.

Speaker 18 Might be a personal story.

Speaker 23 And what's the mega moment? Should we get our hopes up or should we lower the bar?

Speaker 24 Don't get them too far down, really.

Speaker 24 Mike, have you seen Pastor the Mega Moment?

Speaker 19 I actually don't know the mega moment.

Speaker 24 That's been kept strictly.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 54 Did I send that Dropbox to you? The Google Docs?

Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 46 Oh, that's true.

Speaker 18 It's just a flashing background.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 4 I know vaguely.

Speaker 28 I suppose it's still

Speaker 3 a little bit enigmatic.

Speaker 19 If it's a video of Michael Jordan passing to Pippin.

Speaker 56 I promise you, I don't have any videos of Michael Jordan passing to Pippin.

Speaker 4 All right.

Speaker 36 Good luck, everybody. Let's get down to it.

Speaker 19 I'm saying I could have one Michael Jordan video. We're allowed one video each, I think.

Speaker 18 Yeah, one video each of just something random, like licensed someone else's IPS.

Speaker 25 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, about that.
Phew.

Speaker 19 We're on channels.

Speaker 25 I have to rewrite seminar five.

Speaker 14 Registrations done, 300 attendees were wearing their ID lanyards and were keen to quench their thirst for knowledge and for beer at the welcome drinks. And the energy in the room was electric.

Speaker 14 But the mood quickly changed as this question was posed.

Speaker 45 We've been a housekeeping, we have regulars, and you have to say yes if this Australis is in trapment.

Speaker 61 Is anyone from the ATO here?

Speaker 14 And there was someone who claimed to be from that particular organisation.

Speaker 62 I'm not representing them, but I technically work for the ATO.

Speaker 14 But they also claimed that everything was going okay so far.

Speaker 63 I mean I can't say whether it's sitting in the rules but it definitely seems very educational.

Speaker 14 So with that unofficial tick off and sage advice it was time to get networking, work the room and meet some attendees. I'm Shay and I'm on the GoPros.

Speaker 65 My name's Ben, I'm from Brisbane. Eliza from Melbourne.

Speaker 1 Hayden from Brisbane.

Speaker 62 I'm Nikita, I'm from Brisbane.

Speaker 65 Lucas from Melbourne.

Speaker 52 I'm Chelsea Barber from South Australia.

Speaker 1 Ella from Gadden.

Speaker 62 Bailey Scott from Melbourne. Jacob from Bretland Bay.

Speaker 25 Locky I'm from Queensland.

Speaker 62 My name's Patty and I'm from Melbourne, Moe.

Speaker 52 We came from WA, so big tact writer.

Speaker 14 And hopes were high for a conference full of knowledge.

Speaker 58 100% education.

Speaker 3 I don't want to laugh once because I need this deduction.

Speaker 52 Learning about further business developments and knowledge and just furthering my skills in all business aspects.

Speaker 52 With Andy's ability to be so organised and Hamish's fast and looseness, I think they could do really well to get it into a minute. Yep.

Speaker 14 The networking was in full swing.

Speaker 65 I've already met Nikita, who is a dog groomer, and I'm in doggy daycare. So we're teeing up clients to send across the border to each other.

Speaker 62 It'll be great.

Speaker 50 Yep.

Speaker 14 Pretty much everyone was there for the same thing.

Speaker 18 I've met at least like eight deductible people.

Speaker 58 So, you know, there's a lot of claims coming. I'll tell you that much.
That's all we need to know.

Speaker 65 We've been shopping today. We've kept all of our receipts.
Yeah, mum's bought some shoes and she's wearing them now. So she'd love to know if she can claim them.

Speaker 62 Yeah, but I mean, check with your local accountant but it clears everything on my end.

Speaker 14 There was also excitement in the room about the possible third session.

Speaker 56 Hoping to hit some good putts, some good straight drives and

Speaker 45 just hope the wedge game's on for tomorrow yeah.

Speaker 14 But let's not forget the most important thing people were there for.

Speaker 8 Free biscuits.

Speaker 63 The biscuits is very important. That sets the tone.

Speaker 56 They better have the homemade biscuits.

Speaker 45 They did speak about that a lot.

Speaker 63 There's a lot of hype around them.

Speaker 56 So hopefully tomorrow morning we turn up and there's a tray of them.

Speaker 14 So after a successful group networking and a successful private keynote speaker dinner, it was time to check in with each other before bed.

Speaker 21 Just returned from dinner where we've kept receipts. That's all above board

Speaker 18 because of course. I also needed a lot to fuel my brain for tomorrow's conference.

Speaker 21 And tonight's writing.

Speaker 18 Yeah, let's keep this absolutely as quick as possible because I've got a few things I'd like to go over.

Speaker 14 A few things I'd like to fine-tune script-wise.

Speaker 66 You know what's funny?

Speaker 23 Like by you going to bed late tonight, you also make Mike go to bed late because you've got to send him the slides.

Speaker 22 Yep.

Speaker 18 Do you know what it's actually quite reminiscent of?

Speaker 25 The hat,

Speaker 18 making five hats.

Speaker 21 Yeah. No, just reminiscent of everything you've ever done.

Speaker 18 It reminds me of hat night because my brain before we went to dinner was like, should I knock off a bit of fine-tuning of the slides now? But then my brain was like, you know what? Have dinner, relax.

Speaker 18 You'll be in a much better mindset. But after dinner, you actually find yourself quite tired.

Speaker 18 And that was like hat night.

Speaker 19 I'm not as angry as I was on hat night.

Speaker 18 Yeah. But I certainly

Speaker 18 can see some benefit of the old Tuesday or Wednesday system that you guys have gone with. Yeah.
But I also just know that it doesn't matter. We'll get it all done.

Speaker 18 And the ideas are perclaying and they're going to come out stronger than ever from letting them brew this long.

Speaker 21 One thing we haven't checked in on is the WhatsApp jacket.

Speaker 37 You've got $300.

Speaker 23 So I am managing all our conferences on the WhatsApp group.

Speaker 21 Has that been an onslaught?

Speaker 35 How many? Mike, you're on it, aren't you?

Speaker 19 I'm on it as well. Yeah.

Speaker 21 How many messages do you think have come in in the last, what, 48 hours?

Speaker 3 A thousand?

Speaker 41 Yeah. It's been great.

Speaker 23 You would say, Mike, I've done a great job of answering people's questions.

Speaker 18 You don't have to give Mark a yes, no. You can say, Mark, what kind of a job do you think I've done?

Speaker 24 Yes.

Speaker 51 I think you actually started really strong. Like it felt like a Peter out.

Speaker 3 Like you were really excited about it.

Speaker 18 I had a heard from someone just tonight when we at the welcome drinks.

Speaker 18 They said, Oh, Jack's been good on the um WhatsApp, except then he said, I'm going for, sorry, guys, I'm going off for a really long dinner,

Speaker 18 and then he didn't appear back on the WhatsApp for like 12 hours.

Speaker 3 Yeah, when it started, I didn't, I didn't say really long, I said, I'm going to dinner.

Speaker 18 No, no, you definitely said long dinner,

Speaker 26 yeah. Well, that was the

Speaker 2 I had to eat all of my dinner.

Speaker 28 No, I blame a boy.

Speaker 37 You can't blame a boy. I can't blame a boy for eating.

Speaker 3 I need to finish his dinner,

Speaker 35 What's up?

Speaker 23 They are definitely nitpicking because I have above and beyond looked after that group.

Speaker 27 Have they abided by the rules to only use the WhatsApp for

Speaker 21 important bits of material?

Speaker 23 There have been some

Speaker 23 funny buggers in there.

Speaker 4 Can you say that?

Speaker 35 Can you say that?

Speaker 35 Well, I hope we don't get ripped off the air because Jack said funny buggers.

Speaker 48 I think we're pretty safe.

Speaker 23 There have been some troublemakers in the group, but mostly have to be.

Speaker 21 Have you had to ban anyone?

Speaker 29 No, I haven't had to ban anybody, but I give them the silent treatment.

Speaker 27 So if they post like a photo of a weasel, say, it's meant to be me, I just won't write back.

Speaker 16 Oh, yeah, that'll get it.

Speaker 23 And then I won't give them an emoji or any thumbs up or anything.

Speaker 18 Well, you're basically gaslighting them. So you're giving all your positive love to.

Speaker 23 Yeah, so if you've, if you've done a real comment like, oh, the I hope there's lots of biscuits tomorrow, I'll give you a thumbs up. If you do a funny thing against me, you'll get nothing.

Speaker 27 He's just using carrot stick. Well, actually, carrot silence.

Speaker 20 Yeah, silence.

Speaker 21 Mike, we've let Jack give a summation of what he thinks

Speaker 54 the job he's done and how good the job is done. What's your take on it from, is there any other insights from that?

Speaker 51 I actually, a girl came up to me at the welcome drinks and said something to me. And then I asked her to say it again on record because I thought she would say it better than me.

Speaker 51 Do you guys mind if I play it for you?

Speaker 18 If you've gone to extra effort, that's the kind of thing people go to.

Speaker 19 I didn't know we were allowed to go to extra effort.

Speaker 18 Me neither for the conference tomorrow, too, just to get that out of the way up front.

Speaker 51 So, this is a real customer testimonial. Let's play it.

Speaker 28 So, this is Vienna.

Speaker 49 Can you just say exactly what you just said to me? No, I just wanted to know who made Jack the head of the WhatsApp because every question I got asked, he didn't know the answer.

Speaker 49 So, it was a bit dumb, wasn't it?

Speaker 41 Right.

Speaker 23 Okay, that is kind of true.

Speaker 23 While I was very active at getting back to people, a lot of the time I didn't know the answer.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 4 I actually didn't even know.

Speaker 23 When I flew in, I had to ring Mike to find out

Speaker 28 where the comic was.

Speaker 36 We've mentioned it several times, mate.

Speaker 28 Jack got a lot of people.

Speaker 35 Jack got a lift here from two listeners going to con you.

Speaker 18 I heard you jumped in someone's Uber.

Speaker 28 They offered it.

Speaker 3 Unbelievable.

Speaker 46 Your whole thing's taxed when Jack's still weaseling pre-lift.

Speaker 21 But he makes a very good point. Like, we thought of triumph, like like the actual WhatsApp, but he has no idea what's going on.

Speaker 37 He doesn't know what's going on.

Speaker 18 So it's like a concierge on his first day. So everyone's come to you and you've gone, I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 68 Pretty much all of my answers started with, I think, and then I put what I thought.

Speaker 35 Powerful format.

Speaker 27 Let's wrap this up because you obviously

Speaker 21 have a lot of shiny to do for sure. And we need a big night's sleep.

Speaker 19 Yeah, we can go to sleep because we've done our homework.

Speaker 18 You know what?

Speaker 18 I think my best bet is to get a good night's sleep.

Speaker 15 Get up early.

Speaker 15 Get up early. Shit, it over breakfast.

Speaker 16 Let's go to bed. Okay, night, guys.

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Speaker 14 Saturday the 16th of November. The sun rose early on a beautiful RACV Royal Pines resort.
The greens looked fast and the biscuits looked plentiful.

Speaker 14 As cover band Kingston Crum sang songs about Bickies and ConCon to warm up the crowd.

Speaker 14 Backstage amongst the keynote speakers with just moments until they needed to cover over 100 industries in 90 minutes, the nerves were starting to become apparent.

Speaker 20 All right, this is a rush because

Speaker 22 hey, there has been some last-minute bits put together. We've got six minutes before we go.

Speaker 2 Doors are open. Yeah.

Speaker 28 Doors are open.

Speaker 23 People are coming in. People are coming in.

Speaker 18 I mean, biscuit hour absolutely rocking out there.

Speaker 22 All I've heard so far is people come past going, gee, there's a lot of biscuits.

Speaker 37 Yeah, so many.

Speaker 18 People keep going backstage and going, I don't think they're going to get through the biscuits. And having seen the biscuits, I am not shocked.

Speaker 18 But this morning, came in before the biscuit hour opened, talked to Kingston Crumb, Legends.

Speaker 37 The band was playing great.

Speaker 18 When I saw the piles of biscuits, the two Arnotts towers. I mean, the towers are no joke, those biscuit towers.

Speaker 21 They've got a replenishment team. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Like Ball Boys.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 18 It's not even the full amount of stock.

Speaker 5 And then the homemade ones.

Speaker 18 The homemade ones. I mean, so you go, geez, you got to just be so careful about which ones you hit first, how many you get.

Speaker 20 Sorry, guys, we got like...

Speaker 18 No, sorry. I was just going to say, it was the very, for the first time ever, once I saw all the biscuits in the flesh or in the crumb, I went...

Speaker 18 It's possible, and I'm not saying it is true, but it's possible we have too many biscuits.

Speaker 21 Hey, they haven't had morning tea yet.

Speaker 18 They haven't had morning tea. They're going to have another crack at them after the first.

Speaker 20 That's a half an hour.

Speaker 15 I saw so many biscuits. I was actually overwhelmed.

Speaker 23 Did you feel like you didn't want a biscuit?

Speaker 4 There were so many.

Speaker 20 I sent the video to my wife, and my daughter lost her mind.

Speaker 46 It was like the greatest thing she'd ever seen.

Speaker 35 I've never seen that.

Speaker 22 So you don't know where to start.

Speaker 20 You don't know what to do.

Speaker 35 You don't know where to start.

Speaker 18 True or false, there are more biscuits out there than you would find in a medium to large supermarket shelf.

Speaker 15 Like if you opened all the packages.

Speaker 3 We opened all of them easily. Easily.

Speaker 18 So just trying to give people the picture.

Speaker 15 You imagine going to the supermarket, opening all the biscuits up, spilling them into the aisle, right?

Speaker 5 Then going to the bakery, getting all the homemade cookies out there.

Speaker 16 Sorry, again, I said

Speaker 16 it.

Speaker 20 And we still have more biscuits than that.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 22 So,

Speaker 22 okay, this was meant to be into what are we going to say?

Speaker 18 Everyone's going to be. We're going to do the conference.

Speaker 20 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 21 At the top, we just quick introduction. And then

Speaker 28 everyone got their cue cards.

Speaker 21 Are we just going to repeat now and go, we've got each other's backs out there?

Speaker 18 100%.

Speaker 18 Remember, if you is not educational, this whole house of cards falls open. And it's not a house of cards.

Speaker 7 And it's not a house of bricks.

Speaker 23 It's not a win and lose thing.

Speaker 19 There's no loser today.

Speaker 4 Things you don't often hear before a company does a conference.

Speaker 18 But if needs be, I will tear you to shreds.

Speaker 16 Good luck, guys. No, good luck.
Hey, you got your cards?

Speaker 5 Yeah, I've got mine. Yeah, I've got some of your cards.

Speaker 4 Look how many Andy has.

Speaker 16 I need a bulldog clip.

Speaker 30 How many cue cards do you think you have?

Speaker 26 I think I've got, well, over 50.

Speaker 20 Oh, my God.

Speaker 27 What do you got?

Speaker 16 Just one card. I've got cue cards.

Speaker 4 That's a cue card.

Speaker 18 I got all my speeches into one card.

Speaker 16 Where are the rest?

Speaker 18 That's side one, seminar one. See, it finishes in mega moment.

Speaker 19 Side two is section two.

Speaker 4 You've done nothing.

Speaker 4 Correction, Jack.

Speaker 35 And how do I have this card in my hand that has the full list of seminars on it?

Speaker 4 It's not even small writing.

Speaker 35 All right, we've got to go.

Speaker 4 Mate, I've also got a backup card in my back pocket in case I need to take notes

Speaker 24 as any ideas come to me when you're don't you be writing some of your seminars on stage while we're talking about

Speaker 4 it. That's so rude to the other presenters.

Speaker 16 I literally debate When debates are happening, people

Speaker 19 thanks a lot.

Speaker 18 You just cut out an hour of prep for me. Thanks a lot, my so-called team.
Let's see how we go.

Speaker 14 300 biscuit-fueled and ready-to-learn attendees waited with bated breath. It was time for ConCon 2024.

Speaker 55 Can you please welcome your keynote speakers, Andy Lee,

Speaker 24 Amish Blake,

Speaker 4 and Jack Post.

Speaker 61 Thank you very much.

Speaker 62 Morning everyone.

Speaker 69 Thank you so much.

Speaker 62 Hello.

Speaker 64 Great turnout for session one. Yes.

Speaker 62 Who's ready to learn?

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 61 Thank you everybody.

Speaker 1 I'm so happy to be here.

Speaker 21 Our first seminar is called Mutton as Lamb.

Speaker 55 How to dress up your job to make it appear cooler.

Speaker 40 Sorry, there won't be a lot of interruptions, but quick question.

Speaker 40 Have you rebranded boring jobs?

Speaker 21 We don't have time for questions.

Speaker 60 This is for the government and Queensland government.

Speaker 25 Are you guys here?

Speaker 1 Woo!

Speaker 60 This bits for you.

Speaker 21 Firstly, when asked about your job, there's the option to lie. But if lying's not an option, There are phrases that are technically not lying that can make your job appear cooler.

Speaker 21 For instance, I can neither confirm nor deny who I work for.

Speaker 55 let's just say it involves the government.

Speaker 21 Gives you an air of being a spy.

Speaker 21 This is another option for you.

Speaker 55 I work in a certain government department that will remain nameless.

Speaker 21 It's shitty resources, but again, it sounds like you're part of ASIO.

Speaker 21 Thanks so much for your time. Yeah, great.

Speaker 64 Well done, Andy.

Speaker 60 150.

Speaker 1 150.

Speaker 24 Shit.

Speaker 40 Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Post.

Speaker 70 150, 150.

Speaker 20 Oh shit, I was being a bit more.

Speaker 42 I'll try to keep it a little bit shorter.

Speaker 3 I'll catch up the time.

Speaker 35 Don't.

Speaker 31 Do as you.

Speaker 31 Mike, cut a few of my slides.

Speaker 42 I'll be doing my first seminar for the following industries. Fast food, sports science, data analytics.
If that's you, give us a yell. Woo!

Speaker 3 All right, let's learn.

Speaker 61 This is called, is fast food good for athletes?

Speaker 71 You might think yes, but the data tells a different story.

Speaker 3 Great.

Speaker 14 And so we are underway, and HAIM was even impressing early on with audio-visual presentations.

Speaker 42 Let's see what the people of Australia say about what the commonality between these three industries is.

Speaker 18 Excuse me, sir.

Speaker 14 Excuse me.

Speaker 17 Yes.

Speaker 73 Hi, do you mind if I ask you a few business and educational questions about fire sprinklers, civil stormwater pipes and interpreters?

Speaker 63 Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 73 Don't you think all three industries are all about getting something through a pipe? And with interpreters you take one language and you put it through... the interpreters like a pipe aren't they?

Speaker 36 It makes sense now that you're saying.

Speaker 68 Let the witness a little bit.

Speaker 1 It makes sense.

Speaker 64 And a spoiler alert, that chame is just personal logistics.

Speaker 1 It makes sense. Thank you, sir.

Speaker 40 And thank you for participating in our market research.

Speaker 70 So it makes sense.

Speaker 53 But let's not lose sight of the real issue here.

Speaker 31 Fire safety.

Speaker 70 It's not to be messed around with.

Speaker 53 Let's hit the streets and see what they think.

Speaker 73 What do you think the world would be like without fire protection?

Speaker 14 We'll be dead.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 1 We'll be dead.

Speaker 64 Pretty powerful stuff. What have we learned?

Speaker 1 What have we learned?

Speaker 32 What have we learned? A lot.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 14 As the seminars rolled on, so many industries were covered.

Speaker 40 HVAC air conditioning, automotive hail repairs, fitness and travel, sugar, steel making and wellness, clinical psychology, military memorabilia, automotive, ice cream, ball driving, and jewelry.

Speaker 32 Bridge building construction, video games, oil and gas, software sales, digital services, software design, digital marketing, web design, home loan lending, dental, kids sports, professional services, aerospace logistics, the real estate industry and dog grooming for a seminar called Can a Dog Buy a House in Australia?

Speaker 14 What doesn't normally happen at conferences is a stop down to complain about the graphics on the PowerPoint slides.

Speaker 32 Hey Mike.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 19 Is there like a little glitch at the top? It's upsetting me.

Speaker 75 So

Speaker 40 I thought it was on your document.

Speaker 51 It's part of the PowerPoint template I used for the Master Doc.

Speaker 57 So on a title screen it's horizontal, but on every other page it's vertical.

Speaker 32 Sorry about that.

Speaker 66 It looks like a cursor about to write something.

Speaker 33 Do you think

Speaker 49 it's definitely too late to change it?

Speaker 9 Well I'm just wondering

Speaker 61 if you're not sure

Speaker 72 we could take two hours.

Speaker 70 Go out the back and just relearn how you polish on stuff.

Speaker 32 We push on.

Speaker 35 Push on.

Speaker 14 Despite Hamish teasing a mega moment, Jack was the one one starting to knock off industries left, right and centre.

Speaker 43 All right, I'm going to do a lot of industries at once here.

Speaker 71 Defence, manufacturing, landscaping and irrigation, the garment industry, imports and exports, or early childhood education.

Speaker 43 Give us a yell.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 68 This is called Know Your Tanks.

Speaker 43 If you match the right tank to the right industry, you'll be in good stead for your line of work.

Speaker 39 Firstly, we have the army tank.

Speaker 43 Yes. Army tanks were developed by the British during World War I and originally called land ships.

Speaker 43 To keep their true purpose hidden they were shipped to the front labelled as water tanks leading to the term tank.

Speaker 1 Now

Speaker 72 that is actually

Speaker 40 that was the noise and people learning.

Speaker 35 Jacko, well done.

Speaker 3 We need more of those.

Speaker 1 It's been two days. This is all great.

Speaker 14 As Jack continued to sprout the facts, suspicions were starting to be raised about the origins of those facts among his fellow keynote speakers.

Speaker 43 Brazil stands tall as the largest sugarcane producer globally, harvesting over 757 million tonnes every year.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 31 Don't forget about a sigh.

Speaker 18 Don't they do a lot of a sigh?

Speaker 68 That didn't come up on chat GPT for me.

Speaker 1 What's that?

Speaker 68 That didn't come up on chat GPT.

Speaker 1 This does elect kill.

Speaker 19 Have you just printed out ChatGPT?

Speaker 1 Jack GPT?

Speaker 14 Suspicions confirmed. Jack GPT was definitely a thing.

Speaker 43 Carpentry and construction. If you're in the room, give us a yell.

Speaker 32 All right.

Speaker 40 And if you don't have access to Chat GPT, give us a yell.

Speaker 32 You're about to learn a lot.

Speaker 19 I don't know.

Speaker 48 This is homemade. This one.

Speaker 66 This is called Know Your Drills.

Speaker 75 The modern cordless drill can rotate at speeds of 2,000 revolutions per minute.

Speaker 66 I did get help with that.

Speaker 14 But using technology to teach was another common theme, as Hain tried to demonstrate.

Speaker 70 That's why I've put all my effort into a 10-minute 3D animation that will take us into the future.

Speaker 1 Mike,

Speaker 40 have a look at the animation.

Speaker 51 It's just on the desktop. I'll just give you a little bit of a test.

Speaker 51 I forgot to embed it. Sorry.

Speaker 31 This should be fine. It's just under my hard work folder.

Speaker 25 Here we go.

Speaker 72 Play the animate.

Speaker 1 Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Mike! Mike!

Speaker 75 It's corrupted.

Speaker 1 Mike! Tech person at fault!

Speaker 70 Well, that's you, Mike.

Speaker 72 Sorry, man.

Speaker 60 Is there any way you can get the data back?

Speaker 72 I don't think so.

Speaker 1 Sorry, everyone.

Speaker 53 All been lost permanently.

Speaker 70 Do you know what, Mike? You've had a lot on, and I'm not mad at you.

Speaker 72 Thank you.

Speaker 1 Sorry, man.

Speaker 3 Well, what have we learned?

Speaker 61 I think we've learned that this is the 10th time in 20 years that I've seen you pull this same manoeuvre.

Speaker 14 45 solid minutes of education with zero entertainment. The attendees hooked back into the mountain of biscuits and the keynote speakers regrouped in the green room to debrief.

Speaker 4 Well,

Speaker 15 that's a conference.

Speaker 20 That was just like a conference.

Speaker 21 Jack, yours was so informative.

Speaker 33 Thank you, guys.

Speaker 17 Did you use JGPT a lot?

Speaker 3 No, not a lot.

Speaker 3 I mean, some of that stuff about some of the stuff about facts about drills and Brazil.

Speaker 22 All stress from your head.

Speaker 22 No, sorry.

Speaker 23 Some is from ChatGPT.

Speaker 30 I did notice.

Speaker 18 Didn't you just generate a lot of images from ChatGPT to match what you're talking about?

Speaker 41 Guys,

Speaker 32 inputting into ChatGPT is just as tricky as riding something yourself because you've got to ask the program to spit out the right thing to do.

Speaker 27 But you must learn how to ride that horse.

Speaker 5 Exactly.

Speaker 23 And when someone wins the Melbourne Cup, you don't go, oh, well, the horse did a lot of work.

Speaker 38 You go, well, done.

Speaker 15 The horse does win.

Speaker 19 Yeah, but the jockey also gets something.

Speaker 18 Yeah, but you don't go, oh, well, that jockey could have won on any horse.

Speaker 23 Yeah, but you definitely don't go, oh, he could have won running around against the horses.

Speaker 44 Is that still the right analogy?

Speaker 18 I mean, it gives people a sneak peek into how powerful the analogies were on stage just now. Well, Ananda, I mean, you're...

Speaker 32 Anna kicked it off with a flow chart. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 22 You came out graph heavy and I thought you're all your sides are going to do yeah but my knees were absolutely knocking at that stage because I knew the first craft and then they calmed down that was the first one I did yeah you can tell because you had so much effort in yeah you can tell can't you that makes me nervous about seminar the second set of seminars I gotta say oh no did you I loaded all my good ones in seminar one as well is that what you've done oh gosh I have two in seminar two I have two in session two that I haven't quite thought through really

Speaker 21 so why don't we just watch out there because it looked like you were making a lot of stuff up on the spot I do you know what worked for you though ham like a trained eye, Jack and I, knew that the pensive walks and nods and the circumspect type appearance on your face looked like you were about to deliver something with gravitas and profound.

Speaker 21 But we just knew you were searching.

Speaker 26 Yeah, I was just kidding.

Speaker 46 Well, you guys are reading off cute cards.

Speaker 18 I'm not. I live my cute card and my seat every time.
So I'm up there flying very fast and loose going, what would someone at a conference like this say now at a moment like this?

Speaker 28 And then you do

Speaker 18 it's actually that sounds the most like an actual ted talk because he does these long pauses where people can reflect on what he said and the thing about a ted talk is it's 90 pause 10 substance if you cut the 10 off at the end you still did the 90

Speaker 19 that's still an a

Speaker 23 yeah andy i noticed a few times you your seminars were

Speaker 22 like you had one about um pools could we swim in something other than water and then you showed a whole lot of things and then you said no water is the best at the end yeah we didn't didn't actually learn anything from that.

Speaker 18 Yes, we did.

Speaker 18 It was worth the exploration.

Speaker 21 So you're saying you can't test any other method unless it's a correct one.

Speaker 23 Okay, but I felt like we just came back to the start.

Speaker 21 Which is a really important thing for them to learn because otherwise they might go out and fill a pool with sparkling water and waste their time and money.

Speaker 39 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 32 Well, I know, I know we learned.

Speaker 18 Everyone learns something from my seminars because I always end with, what have we learned?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 19 Some people, half the time people yell something out.

Speaker 18 It's up to them i mean i can't just stand up there and give them all the answers i think majority of the time when you say what have we learned people are i i see eyes roll up and because you want to get the answer right and going yeah what the have we learned no you want to get the answer right and a lot of the time they're getting it right a shot yeah were you hope it just were you hoping for more crowd participation on the what have we learned so no i'm fine with that we're getting some great answers out there of people because it's always interesting for me as an educator to hear what the students are learning too because i've been doing this for such a long time that i I know what the lesson is.

Speaker 23 And as the other speakers on stage, it's interesting to hear if anybody learned something from your seminars.

Speaker 55 Yeah, you've got about a 40% hit rate.

Speaker 19 So I reckon that's a dead up pass.

Speaker 18 If you thought the infographics were powerful, waiting to see what I've got for the second session.

Speaker 26 Really?

Speaker 21 Thank goodness we've got Conrad still to bring this home though.

Speaker 14 Conrad was up soon with the business twist on his new single, single Different Kind of Love. But before that, it was time to start session two.

Speaker 14 And it seemed Andy had learned Hamish's use of the dramatic pause during the break.

Speaker 55 This next seminar is called Breaking the Glass Ceiling.

Speaker 21 Can we push through stereotypes when looking for a new career and when changing jobs?

Speaker 1 Hmm.

Speaker 55 This covers off vocational education recruitment and glass and glazing.

Speaker 14 As we progressed further down the list of industries some holes in the speaker's preparation started to show through.

Speaker 70 This relates to drafting plumbing, signage, landscape supplies and marketing. I'd like to share with you an incredibly personal story if I could.

Speaker 70 My dad

Speaker 70 Some of you, if you're in the irrigation game, you might know the name Noel Blake. He was the registered director of small business Blake Irrigation.

Speaker 21 How many employees?

Speaker 32 Employee count, one, including Noel.

Speaker 53 Sometimes two, casual worker Amish Blake.

Speaker 12 When he was suspended from school.

Speaker 50 We don't know when he worked.

Speaker 31 He was paid cash and files are murky.

Speaker 53 But dad.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I'm having a...

Speaker 43 Sorry. It looked like you were thinking of something to say.

Speaker 3 Sorry.

Speaker 61 It's really hard to discern whether you're being emotional or just basically scrambling for things to say.

Speaker 1 It's hard to employ it up.

Speaker 72 Well, I'm choking up.

Speaker 32 Okay, choke up.

Speaker 1 And I think I obviously have something to say because I've pulled all of those things together to talk about my father.

Speaker 1 Who isn't with us? No, he's alive. He's in Melbourne.

Speaker 14 As we know with this team from their days as the Cool Boys, when you sniff blood in the water, attack to help deflect any blame or spotlight away from you.

Speaker 29 The responsibility of naming streets after famous individuals lies with local government authorities,

Speaker 29 not town planners.

Speaker 71 Local councils manage this process, guided by state-set geographic naming standards.

Speaker 66 When a proposal is made to honour somebody, councils often consult the community and consider if the individual has made a significant impact on the local area, state, or country.

Speaker 1 Look, I know I got choked up with emotion in my delivery stop and started, but it feels like this is the first at maximum second time you've read this.

Speaker 34 So in short.

Speaker 61 In short, this information can be found

Speaker 61 if you type this question into chat.

Speaker 1 Why don't I just give you my printed out handout and you can pass it around?

Speaker 14 By this point, all support from the sidelines was pretty much abandoned.

Speaker 70 Wealth management, private health and furniture restoration. It's all about protecting what matters, whether it's a health fund and the future of that money,

Speaker 53 wealth management and the future of that money,

Speaker 53 Or furniture, restoring it, so in the future it can be worth that money.

Speaker 53 That's easy to say,

Speaker 1 but how can we demonstrate?

Speaker 72 What else will I say?

Speaker 1 Not easy to remember.

Speaker 1 That's easy to say.

Speaker 1 It's only 15 seconds.

Speaker 1 But it's only 15 seconds. And I'm glad.
I'm very glad.

Speaker 1 I'm very glad.

Speaker 60 because I think it'd be more powerful to demonstrate.

Speaker 55 Yes, that's true.

Speaker 14 But everyone was still learning, even our keynote speakers.

Speaker 21 There are many buildings that may seem great architecturally, but are not possible. You've got to talk to an engineer about that.

Speaker 32 Is this about your house?

Speaker 19 It feels that way sometimes.

Speaker 60 If you're going to tax deduct your house because you gave this talk,

Speaker 60 We'll be right back after this short break.

Speaker 33 Short check at my local accountant.

Speaker 14 So in the words of Hamish Blake, what have we learnt?

Speaker 14 Well, if you're from a particular taxation organisation listening to this, here's your proof.

Speaker 13 The biggest takeaway would have been that learning is just all around us and that education and entertainment really, really don't mix.

Speaker 57 I was learning far too much to ever be entertained.

Speaker 77 It's very intense. We came ready to learn and it definitely delivered.

Speaker 57 Didn't take as many notes as I probably probably should have.

Speaker 13 I think they did a very good job to not entertain us at all.

Speaker 76 Just feel like my brain is overflowing with knowledge. Like I'm ready to get back to work on Monday.
I'm prepared and I'm gonna probably be CEO by the end of the week, I reckon.

Speaker 14 I think for the small investment, I'm gonna see an ROI back at least 10,000%.

Speaker 76 It's an investment in your future, really.

Speaker 78 The graphics are great, especially the ones that still have the watermark on them.

Speaker 67 Save a lot of room for biscuits because they do not disappoint whatsoever.

Speaker 76 Biscuits, absolutely immaculate.

Speaker 30 Perfect. 10 out of 10.

Speaker 78 The biscuits were amazing. I had my 10 biscuits that were allocated to me.

Speaker 51 Love a good team team.

Speaker 22 I preferred the premium macadamia white choc chip cookies. They were, for me, the best biscuits there.

Speaker 58 Andy did an amazing job.

Speaker 57 The research, the attention to detail, the preparation.

Speaker 79 I think the preparation that Hamish put into his seminars was what really stood out to me.

Speaker 56 Jack Pose really impressed me with his presentation. The way that he was able to demonstrate all of his knowledge just based off

Speaker 56 his own human thoughts and no AI whatsoever. So I I was really impressed with that.

Speaker 80 Well I'm in the travel industry and today I learnt that an alternative means of travel from Brisbane to Tasmania is swimming so it's nice to know that I can now offer that to my clients.

Speaker 74 Oh the main thing I took away was that when I breed horses I should not do cross-species breeding or breed them with a whale. I've been to a few conferences.

Speaker 74 Never has it come up before and it's so relevant.

Speaker 77 The different types of stems that was my industry I had been getting confused with the different types of stems so it was really good to have mine clarified.

Speaker 79 I've learnt that using a high-pressure hose or a gurney with alcohol is a really good way of rehydrating yourself.

Speaker 67 Responsibly, of course.

Speaker 76 I'm in performing arts, and I learnt to make more famous people.

Speaker 58 With my industry, I did get shown a video of Michael Jordan's best basketball dunk, and that was very metaphorical to me, and I did appreciate that.

Speaker 78 My industry, as a sign language interpreter, it was just phenomenal how they were able to really explain that to me and relate it to firefighting.

Speaker 80 Wow, phenomenal. I haven't actually started using chat GPT yet, so I think after Jack's I will definitely start to implement it.

Speaker 24 Be prepared to learn and that's it and deduct it once at a maximum.

Speaker 56 My tax return will be pretty lengthy this year I reckon. There'll be a few deductions which must be very nice so I'm looking forward to those deductions.

Speaker 57 Look as an accountant I've learned about so many different industries. There was just such research into every topic.

Speaker 79 I think yeah check with your local accountant.

Speaker 14 So after two days of networking, drinks, golf, I mean unstructured networking, and solid educational earnings, there was only one way to bring this baby home, and that was with Con Con Conrad Sewell.

Speaker 14 His new single, Different Kind of Love, is out now. But Conrad was there to present a business twist on that single called this plan outlined above.

Speaker 12 Will you please make him extremely welcome, Conrad Sewell, everyone?

Speaker 1 Business musician.

Speaker 81 How good were the biscuits, everybody?

Speaker 71 So good.

Speaker 81 Now, I am in no way here to entertain. No.

Speaker 81 I have a message to deliver, and it's purely educational.

Speaker 12 How many of your latest album tracks are like pure business?

Speaker 81 It's a very business-driven album.

Speaker 81 You know, I just found myself after COVID really wanting to... succeed in other areas of my life and you know the I went the business route and I was very inspired.
And it just has created this album.

Speaker 81 And it's great to be here sharing the message and educating everyone.

Speaker 70 Well, and it's not common for an artist to release their song with the first draft of lyrics and then later refine the song into the version they meant all along.

Speaker 72 But you did it in an unorthodox way.

Speaker 70 You put it on Spotify.

Speaker 1 People loved it.

Speaker 53 But now imagine their surprise when they find out the real lyrics you meant to do

Speaker 53 that were business related.

Speaker 23 Yeah, it's just, you know, it's been an evolution of growth.

Speaker 34 You know, and,

Speaker 23 you know, I'm very proud of it.

Speaker 55 We will stand over here and point to appropriate slides to again emphasise how business this is.

Speaker 60 Ladies and gentlemen, what a legend.

Speaker 1 Kong, Kong, Conrad.

Speaker 21 Give it to me, John.

Speaker 1 Okay, final bit of learning. Smake it up.

Speaker 81 There'll be no clapping, guys. I just.

Speaker 81 And no singing along either. Thank you.

Speaker 52 Bit faster.

Speaker 38 How did we end up here? With our eyes filled with tears. Can we lead like we're young again?

Speaker 38 Only you know the sheets sweeping through.

Speaker 38 We survived COVID plans

Speaker 28 back in black again

Speaker 38 You're the missing link in my supply chain

Speaker 38 When it drives profits down the drain

Speaker 38 I wouldn't go changing management

Speaker 38 We can offer more internships And you never let me forget

Speaker 38 I wouldn't have it any other way

Speaker 28 Come on, I know the global market

Speaker 38 As long as we're together,

Speaker 38 follow in this plan outline above.

Speaker 38 Follow in this plan, outline above.

Speaker 4 Knowing that the same,

Speaker 38 nobody doesn't better.

Speaker 38 Oh, follow planned outline above.

Speaker 38 Follow in the plan outline above.

Speaker 38 Oh.

Speaker 4 If you're following the plan outlined above,

Speaker 5 following the plan downline above,

Speaker 28 oh yeah, no second verse needed.

Speaker 1 Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 That's educational.

Speaker 69 Amazing. Amazing.

Speaker 71 I don't think I've ever done anything serious with these guys.

Speaker 61 Jack, Mike, come up here.

Speaker 72 Wow,

Speaker 40 Thank you mate ladies and gentlemen Jack very informative speaker.

Speaker 53 Thank you.

Speaker 61 I can't I can't wait to follow that plan outlined above it was so such a detailed plan

Speaker 72 jump in the middle couple of hiccups but he did grade

Speaker 64 couple of missed files.

Speaker 61 Thank you very much everybody

Speaker 61 That's education baby

Speaker 21 And hey I've just done the maths.

Speaker 55 Where are we with session three?

Speaker 1 I think we absolutely crammed so much in. Session three is officially unstructured networking.

Speaker 1 Enjoy the weekend.

Speaker 69 Thanks so much for coming.

Speaker 32 It concludes the official event.

Speaker 1 Keep learning. Thank you for listening.

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Speaker 64 Have a great time.

Speaker 1 Thanks to everybody.

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