Hamish & Andy
Australian comedy duo Hamish Blake and Andy Lee continue to taunt each other and their button-pusher Jack with a weekly show that is more about their listeners than it is about themselves. Hamish & Andy question and test the smaller things in life, no pondering too small. Visit hamishandandy.com
Episodes (52)
2025 Ep 308 - A Guinness (and a) World Record
After months of planning, meticulous engineering, and the looming threat of catastrophic neck injuries, it’s finally here. It’s Tall Hat Day. Who wears the hat? Will the record fall? And...
2025 Ep 307 - One Piano, Two Promises & One Betrayal
Jack has been caught out in another scandal - this time involving the piano he gave away. Did it really reach the rightful winner?! The boys execute the final piece of the puzzle to get Andy’s...
2025 Ep 306 - Hamish Blows Dimmies & Tinnies Wide Open
Hamish blows a few things wide open - including Andy’s beloved Dimmies & Tinnies! Andy recounts an awkward run-in with airport security and shares some secret audio on the ongoing TV raffle...
2025 Ep 305 - Use These Power Moves Wisely
We’ve finally locked in the date for our attempt at the World’s Tallest Hat record! We also hear from some very trustworthy candidates to officiate the big day. A few wild power moves have...
2025 Ep 304 - The Pact That Could Change Everything
Andy drops a life-changing pact - and Jack’s way too quick to accept. Hamish admits he’s now reliant on ChatGPT (RIP Google), and worries what the robot thinks of him. The boys run a Gusto...
2025 Ep 303 - Where does Andy sit on the ‘cool’ ranking?
Hamish presents a new game to Andy which is sure to ruffle some feathers! There’s a very rare Chit Chat Champion result, and the Tallest Hat chat has triggered a childhood memory for Hame. Andy...
2025 Ep 302 - Hamish’s brush with Border Security
Andy has run into a legal issue with the Worlds Tallest Hat, there’s been an influx of Extreme Empaths, and the boys put their social skills to the test with a new game. Hamish gets into trouble...
2025 Ep 301 - Andy’s apology song to Jack
Plans (and CAD’s) are well and truly underway for the Tallest Hat record attempt, but a concerning health risk has been flagged…Andy issues an apology song to Jack for reading out his...
2025 Ep 300 - Who Is Hamish's Special Guest?
Promises were made by Hamish to secure a special guest for episode 300. Now that the milestone episode is here, we finally find out who the “chosen” guest is! Hamish has discovered that...
2025 Ep 299 - The Jingle Joust
Jack and his golf cart have been spotted in the wild! Hamish confesses his guilty sneezing habit, and the boys take on the dying art of company jingles in a “Jingle Joust!”. We go deep...
2025 Ep 298 - Blowing Crumpets Wide Open
The crumpets are warm and buttered as Hamish attempts to blow the crumpet industry wide open! Andy seeks help to get out of a sticky situation with Bec, so Hamish offers up his “Excuse Pro...
2025 Ep 297 - How Many Monkeys Are You Carrying?
Hamish questions what actually constitutes “a monkey on your back,” and how many monkeys the average person might be carrying. Naturally, he turns it into a case study - guessing how many...
2025 Ep 296 - Another Jumper Taken Hostage!
With barely any info to go on, Hamish dives headfirst into a “Wriggle Out” request from one of our listeners who’s desperate to dodge helping a mate move house. Andy spills the beans...
2025 Ep 295 - Horgs Rates Your Business Ideas
After deciding we won’t be investing in any of the million-dollar business ideas you sent in (sorry, Shark Tank this is not), we’ve called in our favourite inventor and potential investor...
2025 Ep 294 - The Relationship Bird Test
Hamish gives Andy and Jack some homework; an at-home test designed to act as a barometer for how healthy their relationships are! Power Moves are back in full force, and on a long road trip Andy...
2025 Ep 293 - Meet the World’s Tallest Hat Dream Team
We meet the genius minds helping us bring the World’s Tallest Hat to life! We have a fresh batch of Extreme Empaths, and some shocking news — new $1 coins are being made, but somehow still...
2025 Ep 292 - The North Man Prophecy
It struck a nerve (an erogenous one, no less) when we showed a lack of gusto in breaking the World’s Tallest Hat record — but your influx of great ideas has kept the dream alive. The...
2025 Ep 291 - The Fate of Specials Skills
Special Skills Judgment Day has finally arrived! Will the Special Skills prophecy be fulfilled? We discover the fate of the segment – and whether listener Lari really is the true Chosen One...
2025 Ep 290 - The Conclave’s Decision
The sacred halls of the Special Skills Conclave open for the very first time to welcome Cardinal Jack and the Chosen Few. Each presents their case in a desperate bid to be named the Chosen One –...
2025 Ep 289 - Highly Suspect: Andy's White Powder Results
With a “detective” on standby, Hamish reveals the lab results of the white powder Andy found in the walls of the 1876 house he’s renovating. Andy’s also been accused of wearing...
2025 Ep 288 - The shocking item found concealed in Andy’s house
1. World’s tallest hat 2. Extreme empaths 3. Andy’s dig discovery 4. Burg Boys pick their mission5. Back to the Future In very rare scenes, Hamish has done some thorough research on the...
2025 Ep 287 - Can This Show Be Trusted?
Hamish received an email from listener Christian with a ‘million dollar business idea’ - he wrongly thought this show would be a safe space…!! Andy gets into the Easter spirit...
2025 Ep 286 - A Solution To Save Special Skills
In a bid to save Special Skills, Hamish wants to find the 'chosen one' holding the ultimate special skill! Meanwhile, Jack unveils his sacrifice to the gods (it’s a big one) and gifts it to the...
2025 Ep 285 - Hamish’s inadvisable medical manoeuvre
‘Tell Us Someone’ is back, and it should be easy this early in the year…We’ve got a disappointing update on our ‘Up There Cazaly’ quest, plus a medical manoeuvre...
2025 Ep 284 - Jack vs the People: Golf Buggy Finale
Find out whether Jack is victorious in his quest to weasel the motorised golf cart from the hands of the people! We hear more stories from our most empathetic listeners, Hamish places a call to his...
2025 Ep 283 - Will Jack Play Fair or Play Foul?
Will Jack use his position of power to play fair or play foul when it comes to the Golf Buggy competition? Andy watched a news story about a house that was built on the wrong block, and the guys...
2025 Ep 282 - The Golf Buggy Saga Escalates
Andy’s love for his dog Henri has him questioning whether he loves her more than his fiancée, Bec. Hamish shares Rudy’s swimming carnival prep (or lack thereof) and Extreme Empaths...
2025 Ep 281 - What a relief, the Mandated Break is over!
Fresh from their mandated break and a ’business trip’ to the States, the boys give us the lowdown on the opening of their new pub, Old Mates, and bring you "Who Did I See?" – the New...
Hamish & Andy Reministmas 2024
Everyone knows that exactly one week before Christmas, Reministmas is celebrated which involves looking back at the year and reminiscing. To help get into the spirit of Reministmas this year, the...
2024 Ep 280 - Goodbye to 2024, Podcast Mike and Team Loyalty
In the final ep of 2024, the boys say goodbye to Podcast Mike, (attempt to) tie-up lots of loose ends, celebrate their most empathetic listeners, and Jack has an enormous decision to make....!! 1....
2024 Ep 279 - ConCon - A Conference For All
ConCon is here! Did Hamish deliver on his biscuit promises? Did the controversial Session 3 go ahead? Did delegates walk away with all-education and no-entertainment?! Hamish Still Hasn't Finished...
2024 Ep 278 - Two Poos and a Wee
The guys have their final meeting to make all their last minute preparations for ConCon this weekend. Andy's noticed something curious about his dog Henri, while Hamish wants to talk about Elon Musk's...
2024 Ep 277 - Jack’s Unbelievable Request!
Jack surprises the guys with an unbelievable request in classic weasel behaviour. Andy was perplexed by the name of a furniture store. Conrad Sewell joins the boys to prep for his appearance at...
2024 Ep 276 - Hamish Investigates a Historical Andy Rumour
There's a big biscuit update that needs to be addressed asap, and the boys have some more correspondence to get through ahead of ConCon. Meanwhile, Andy may have done a historical fart that needs to...
2024 Ep 275 - “The amount of absolute s**t that comes out of our mouths!”
Hamish brings a listener gripe about a recent show opening. Andy questions Jack about his willingness to provide a quote for his tunnel, and also digs up an old episode of the show which might prove...
2024 Ep 274 - ConCon admin goes off course
Hame decides to kick off the show by upsetting Andy, then all 3 of the boys display some weaselling behaviour over a meat thermometer! The beautiful Extreme Empaths continue to delight the team, plus...
2024 Ep 273 - Three Fact Shoot Out is back!
The guys bring back the infamous Three Fact Shootout, a notorious failure from a few weeks earlier, with three fresh new facts to scrutinise. Andy has a gripe about purchasing new pillows, and the...
2024 Ep 272 - Hamish Blows Something Wide Open
Andy brings Bec into the studio to reveal something massive for Hamish & Jack. Hamish finally comes back to Blow Something Wide Open. Musical guests have begun putting their hands up for ConCon,...
2024 Ep 271 - Fame Shamed
The guys feel like they’re definitely getting ghosted by the guy who can get undressed in under 2.5 seconds, so Hamish proposes an alternate idea. Darcy’s under the microscope again after a ski trip...
2024 Ep 270 - Have We Been Catfished?
We clear up some ConConConfusion with our good friends at the ATO. Hamish notices adults are celebrating Book Week now, while also encouraging Andy and Jack to check out his flattering mirror. Plus, a...
2024 Ep 269 - Three Man Fact Shootout
Andy's followed up on one of ConCon's most important factors: the biscuits. The boys revisit Random Rob, a game they vowed to play only once every 10 years. A three man fact shoot out ends in...
2024 Ep 268 - Important Biscuit Discussion
It's one year since Jack promised to doorstop the CEO of Mars, and it's never happened, so Hamish & Andy bring the door stopping to him. Bec caused a ruckus on a family holiday in Fiji when she...
2024 Ep 267 - We Caught a Live Weasel
Jack's been caught out weaselling again in what can only be described as the biggest weasel trap ever set on the show. Andy's looking a little too happy, so we bring on some listeners to upset him. A...
2024 Ep 266 - The Best Timed 'Must Be Nice' Ever
A salacious headline about Hamish being in a police investigation sets the guys up to play another round of Salacious Headlines. Multiple bids have come through for a ConCon location, and Andy comes...
2024 Ep 265 - Don't Listen To This Podcast at 3x Speed
Hamish had a hilarious Uber ride involving a driver listing all of his gripes with the Logies, plus an expert at Impulse Buyer Psychology sheds some light on Hamish's problem. Our extreme empaths...
2024 Ep 264 - The Moonwalkers Return
Anji joins the show to vouch for her partner, who petered out of the show after claiming he could get completely undressed in less than 2.5 seconds. Andy makes a discovery about toasters that he puts...
2024 Ep 263 - ConCon is Coming
The emails have absolutely flooded in for ConCon, so the guys talk about the logistics around the big day. Paris 2024 is underway, and the boys have noticed a few humorous things going on with the...
2024 Ep 262 - Marg Lee vs Kerry Blake
Hamish finally receives the Moonwalkers and shows the guys his amazing new walking speeds, the guys come up with the idea for ConCon: A Worldwide Tax Deductible conference that all of the listeners...
2024 Ep 261 - Totally Normal Tax Deductions
Hamish has some big questions for the guys about tax deductions and wants to speak to an accountant about what you can and can't hypothetically, maybe, claim. Jack snubs the show once again on his...
2024 Ep 260 - Soft Truths
Hamish has been dipping into the joint account again, Andy launches a new segment trying to get to the bottom of the small truths in life, plus a commercial pilot joins the boys on air to talk about...
2024 Ep 259 - "Why Do I Do Some of the Things That I Do?"
Jack's been caught red handed in one of his worst ever weasel attempts, which he doesn't even attempt to deny. We speak directly with one of Jim Chalmers' hairdressers and also discover that our...
2024 Ep 258 - Inside The Mind of an Impulse Buyer
A famous surfer is influencing Hamish's Instagram algorithm and Hamish doesn't understand why. A brotherly feud takes place on a new edition of Chit Chat Champions. Hamish is wondering if he...
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