Patreon Preview #354: 2025 Out of Context Clip Brackets

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Speaker 1 Welcome everyone to,

Speaker 1 I gotta say, by far, my favorite episode of the year. I mean, these.

Speaker 2 Checking every window to see if I can get out of it.

Speaker 1 Checking the door, jingling at the door. Oh my God, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Will we say Mary Clipmiss for this? Mary Clipmiss. Clip.
Clip miss. Clip miss.

Speaker 2 Get me out of Mary Clipmiss. Come on, guys.

Speaker 1 I will say these are just such a joy for me to put together every year. It's way more work than I put into any every other episode.

Speaker 1 And by every year, I mean, this is the second year that I'm doing it. But this being the second year that we have done this Clip Miss show,

Speaker 1 our out of context clip bracket, I've instituted some new rules. The last year when we did it, it, it was the Wild West.

Speaker 1 It was any episode of Hayward of Vertal that we've ever done, we could pull clips from. Sure.
But I thought to make it a little more,

Speaker 1 I don't know, more into like a yearly review thing, we were only going to do clips that happened in 2025.

Speaker 1 So next year, for all those listening who want to submit clips, you can always submit our Discord in the out of context clips channel.

Speaker 1 But if you want to submit, make sure that the clip is coming from like, I don't know, December 2025 to November 2026, basically.

Speaker 2 Well, then, JBC, this is fine because then you couldn't have possibly gotten good clips because I knew to expect this this year. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 I've been really careful about what I've said to make sure nothing could be taken out of context. Oh, same.

Speaker 1 I've been sitting on stuff like, I need my beef. I must have my beef.
Right. Because I know if I say it, even during like, you know, the, the warm-ups,

Speaker 1 I'll be ruined.

Speaker 2 Or stuff like, where's my vagina? Like, I'd be saying stuff like that if I knew that this clip show didn't exist.

Speaker 1 My wife's a pot pie. You guys were living in a reality where you knew the clip show was a, was something that could happen.
And here's what I'll say. You guys were very careful this year.

Speaker 1 Several of the clips, and Casey helped me pull a lot of clips when I said, like, Casey clip that in the middle of an episode.

Speaker 1 Several of the clips were times where you guys would say something outrageous and then say, Casey, please don't clip that.

Speaker 1 But the problem is, I could easily clip out the part where you asked Casey not to clip it. So you guys got better at it, but not good enough to not say the thing that I was eventually going to clip.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 We have to kill Casey. Yeah, that's true.
And we've known that.

Speaker 1 We've been sitting on that. I felt it in my bones.

Speaker 2 JPC, well, what if for 2026, next year's clip show?

Speaker 2 What if we catch it in the moment and we say, don't clip that, then that's defense and you can't clip it. But if you don't catch it, you can use it.

Speaker 1 Aaron, I will tell you. Why don't I let Aaron actually

Speaker 1 answer that question? Hold on. Fuck.
I have.

Speaker 1 Oh, God. The only one that I have is from this year, and I can't play it yet.
So just

Speaker 1 can you pretend like you asked the opposite question? Let's just say you asked the opposite question, to which I will answer. Yes.

Speaker 3 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 Ooh.

Speaker 1 I have some runners up, and that's one of them, of some like general clips that I made this year that didn't make the bracket, but I will probably find some use for. I've got the Addle, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 I've got Addles.

Speaker 3 What are you telling your mother we ate the pie?

Speaker 1 Which was, I could have clipped that from any episode, honestly, this year.

Speaker 1 Aaron, I have this, a classic from you.

Speaker 2 I'm Boston Trash. It's in my blood.

Speaker 1 I mean, absolutely, absolutely can't wait to use that one in the future.

Speaker 1 And then, Aaron, this one that it didn't make the clip show this year, but I think will come in handy in future episodes of Havret of Rital this year, which is.

Speaker 2 How about that's the last blowjob scene scene we ever do?

Speaker 1 So I and I definitely think I'm gonna be five miles.

Speaker 2 I stand by that for sure.

Speaker 1 Standing by that, that I believe. Perfect.
Aaron, can I also give you my favorite runner-up that didn't make the bracket?

Speaker 3 What?

Speaker 2 JPC, I care about you a lot and you matter to me. I want to do better for you every day.

Speaker 1 That's AI. That's AI.

Speaker 2 We said that's AI in unison.

Speaker 1 I don't know, 100 different episodes where Aaron just said part of those syllables. Yeah, no way, no way.
I love JPC, and I would love to have him as my best friend.

Speaker 1 Anytime I want to, I could just play.

Speaker 2 JPC, I care about you a lot, and you matter to me. I want to do better for you every day.

Speaker 1 And that's just something that I get now. That's just

Speaker 1 for me.

Speaker 2 Why did you cut out the psyche?

Speaker 1 I did at the end of that one.

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Speaker 1 Aaron, we are going to start with you. So

Speaker 1 for you this year, we're going to have Adel voting on your your clips and you are going to be voting on Adel's clips.

Speaker 1 For you, Aaron, I have 16 clips in a bracket, and I have done the seating for the bracket.

Speaker 1 I don't think last year I did seating. I think it was kind of just random, and I spent a lot of time and intentionality with the seating this year.
So I am. Thank you for putting in all this work.

Speaker 1 I'm very excited to be able to do the seating because you don't know who you want to sit next to each other.

Speaker 1 That's so true. Make it table of college friends.

Speaker 1 All right. So these are Aaron's clips.
Adel, are you ready? I'm ready. Okay.
So first up, we have.

Speaker 2 Last night I called myself the the dumbest bitch in school versus flush me down the death toilet. Flush me down the death toilet.

Speaker 1 What are we thinking?

Speaker 1 Dumbest bitch in school versus flush me down the death toilet.

Speaker 2 Can you play them again?

Speaker 1 Yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 Last night I called myself the dumbest bitch in school. Flush me down the death toilet.
Flush me down the death toilet.

Speaker 1 Now, this is tough, I will admit. I think I like the energy of the second one, but I think the phrase last night, I the first one almost sounds like a country song lyric.

Speaker 1 Yeah, last night I called myself the dumbest bitch in school. Like, that is, I feel like that is such a musical line of dialogue.

Speaker 1 So, I do feel like I have to go with last night, I called myself the dumbest bitch in school. I think we're going to ultimately get some more use out of dumbest bitch in school.

Speaker 3 Okay, here's your next one: I'm the group slut

Speaker 2 versus if I take my dick out, will it explode?

Speaker 2 These could is it are some of these.

Speaker 5 These are

Speaker 2 if I take my dick out, will it explode?

Speaker 1 Are some of these not real? Aaron? No.

Speaker 1 Now, if I take my dick out, will it explode? Almost sounds like a continuation of the song that starts with Last Night I Called Myself the Dumbest Bitch in School.

Speaker 1 So it feels like we're almost composing lyric by lyric, a song.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which I'm a little frightened of because that'll rocket to the top of my favorite song list. So I think I'm going to go with the short and sweet

Speaker 1 was the first one, Group Slut.

Speaker 1 I think I'm going to go with the short and sweet Group Slut. Would you play that one more time just for a little bit? Yeah, of course, I'll play it.

Speaker 3 We'll play it

Speaker 1 for sure.

Speaker 1 Okay, so that was, I will say, um,

Speaker 2 the last night I called myself the dumbest bitch in school.

Speaker 1 That was my number one seed. So, uh, that was a good one.
Uh, but Group Slut was number nine, and it beat out Dick Explode, which is number eight.

Speaker 1 Okay, so now we're going on to uh, the five seed versus the twelve seed. Here's your five seed:

Speaker 1 It almost sounds like Ave Maria versus your number 12 seed.

Speaker 2 Never been less horny.

Speaker 1 Oh, I gotta go with that first one. That first one.
Oh, no. That first one is so.
I want that to be my new ringtone. Yeah, and it can be.

Speaker 1 Okay, here's your number 13 seed versus your number four seed. Your number 13 seed.
I want to make out with a rough wall versus your number four seed.

Speaker 2 and did the monkeys pay attention and did the monkeys pay attention

Speaker 2 what is the context of that air it we can't know it's all out of context

Speaker 1 what do we think here make out with a rough wall versus monkeys pay attention to help me decide can i have some dune music please

Speaker 1 yeah i gotta go with the monkeys yeah the monkeys pay attention that was the four seed. That was the obvious far, uh, the obvious favorite.

Speaker 1 A little bit of a Freudian slip there because we have our three seed

Speaker 1 sound

Speaker 1 versus our 14th seed.

Speaker 2 His anus and his balls exploded, sir.

Speaker 1 A lot of exploding genitalia. Again, that is

Speaker 2 versus. His anus and his balls exploded, sir.

Speaker 1 Gotta go with fart sound. Yeah, fart sound is a classic.
That's why it was the three seed. It was going to be hard to beat.

Speaker 1 Okay, This is your 11 seed versus your sixth seed. I'm going to kill you.

Speaker 1 Scary. Versus.
No.

Speaker 1 Wait, was that Aaron just doing that now? I'm going to kill you.

Speaker 1 I love the laugh at the end versus new.

Speaker 1 Yeah, kill you. with the laugh is is the clear winner there.
I think that's obviously the clear winner. I still think I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of

Speaker 1 this year.

Speaker 1 Okay, here's one. This is kind of a throwback to one that we had on the list last year.
This is 7 versus 10.

Speaker 2 As someone who's having no sex. Versus.
I don't have a soundboard.

Speaker 1 Oh

Speaker 1 my God.

Speaker 1 Now I will get some usage out of both of these this year, but only one can win. I'm going to go a soundboard.
Yeah, I don't have a soundboard. That was your 10 seed.

Speaker 1 That was your 10 seed versus your 7 seed. So the 10 seed, a little bit of an upset there.
And then finally, your 15 seed versus your two seed. Here we go.

Speaker 5 What? It's just the water. I can just put my butt in.

Speaker 2 Versus. Oh my God.
Is your butthole not supposed to be freezing?

Speaker 1 Oh, no. Two of them kind of go together a little bit.
Yeah, that's, that is a, that's a tough.

Speaker 5 What? It's just the water. I can just put my butt in.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. Is your butthole not supposed to be freezing?

Speaker 1 That's a tough couple to divorce. Yeah, put my butt in

Speaker 1 your butthole freezing. Hand in hand.
I'm going to go. I think just the

Speaker 1 mental image of someone having a freezing butthole and how uncomfortable that would be to walk, to sit, to live. I think we got to go with freezing butthole.

Speaker 2 And I don't believe I've said any of this.

Speaker 1 Of course. You haven't, Aaron.
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