KYLIE KELCE! Mom Dinner, Short Kings & Our Fav 2000s Romcoms
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Speaker 3 I do believe that's a, yep, you all cocked your heads.
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Welcome to House of Marr at Wave Original. We have a few house rules.
Girls are magic. Reading is hot.
And so are you. I'm the middle sister, Alona Marr.
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I'm the eldest daughter and matriarch of the next generation, Olivia Marr. And I'm Andrew Namar, the baby.
And I'm Kylie, the fourth Marr sister.
Speaker 3 Very exciting. You really had to slip in that matriarch thing, Olivia.
Speaker 3 Dang. Okay.
Speaker 3 My dad always calls me that because I'm the first grandbaby cousin, like everything. So the matriarch of the next generation.
Speaker 3
We'll be at like family dinners or something, or it's just a random person. You know, and this is Olivia Maura, the matriarch of the next generation.
I love it. It's got quite a range to it.
Speaker 3 I don't know. She feels good every time.
Speaker 3
We have Kylie Kelsey on. This is so exciting.
We've wanted to have you on for a minute. I mean, you're an icon yourself.
You are the host of the chart topping sensation.
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That is the not gonna lie podcast. And because you don't lie, I don't.
You're gonna tell straight up.
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You're the mother of four daughters, field hockey coach, advocate for the Ego's Autism Foundation. We are so proud to call you our friend.
Yeah. Welcome to our house.
Welcome to the House of Mar.
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And sisters. And sorry, yes, I'm sister.
Sister sisters as well. Four girls.
Speaker 3
I mean, to be fair, we're the two, the two-year gap. Yeah.
I can just... You literally slid it right in.
I'll slide in. Two years, two years, two years, two years.
Not the matriarch anymore. Oh.
Speaker 3
No, no, no. You can keep that.
You can keep that. That is kind of like her thing.
No, you got that. That's one thing I got going for me.
I'm going to be honest. I don't want that responsibility.
Speaker 3 So all you.
Speaker 3 Oh, my gosh. Well, thanks for coming to the House of Mar today.
Speaker 3 Coming up on today's episode of House of Mar, we're talking Coach Kylie, Blind Ranking rom-coms, and competition.
Speaker 3 We love to kick things off with a touch grass moment, like obviously sports, but also like, let's get grounded in what's going on today, you know?
Speaker 3
So sometimes people just take life a little too seriously. We're here to remind you to touch grass.
Today, we thought we would talk about only children. Do you trust them?
Speaker 3 What if that's not only children? Is this a safe space? Is this a safe space?
Speaker 3
Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
Thank you. I will say the closest only child I have to me is my cousin, Marissa.
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But she was tagged in with my sister and I to a degree that I feel like she did not fully receive the only child experience. Yes, good.
So she's, she's safe. She's safe.
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We will say, like, yeah, they, they kind of scare me a little bit. Sometimes like twins who say things at the same time.
But only children, if you have close cousins, that helps. Yes.
Speaker 3 That's not as good. It lessens the love.
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It's so tough for them. I feel for them.
Like, Like, I have one of my teammates who's an only child. Well, she's not an only child, but she has much older, older brothers.
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And like, she never had somebody to play with and to socialize with. And she was like, I would have loved to have that.
Which if you
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only want to have one kid, also, that's awesome. Do it yourself.
In this economy, in this economy.
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Do you want them to be weird? Set them up for success. Yes.
At least make sure there's a cousin. Yes.
Close cousin. Maybe even a neighbor.
Yes. You've got to have a young kid around.
Speaker 3 You know what I remember from when you were in Toky, when you were in paris for the olympics you were in the box and i one of my sisters i think noticed like the way that you just loved the kids that you were like talking to the adults but you saw kids there and you were like like the mother gene never leaves you yes i think it was your coach's daughters yes yeah oh you can't you just can't it got it got dicey in paris because it's the longest i've been away from all three of the girls at that point and we it got to a point where i was like i need
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I need to I need to see children. That's what I need.
I feel like my hands don't know what to do. And And
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I'm not filling water bottles. I'm not opening snacks.
Like, what am I doing with my life? And I saw the girls and they were delightful and they were very, very close to my girls' age.
Speaker 3 So then, of course, like, I'm like, what do you want to do?
Speaker 3
You want to color? You want to play high-income? What do we do? Chill up to. Yep.
Did you have the coloring supplies on you in that moment?
Speaker 3 I would have made them appear.
Speaker 3
I can figure it. We can.
We can
Speaker 3 make it happen. Oh.
Speaker 3 But then
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my husband tells a story of when we were watching gymnastics after we left rugby. And I was like, Jay, you got to turn around and see this baby back here.
It's one of the cutest babies I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 The cheeks were in like the stadium headphones. They were like, the cheeks, so the cheeks were, it was outstanding.
Speaker 3 And naturally, my husband turns around and goes, are you joking? I said, why?
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He said, Michael Phelps is holding that baby. You didn't see the Michael Phelps.
I was so distracted by the cute child and his cheeks.
Speaker 3 I didn't even see. And like, of course, I know who my, like a
Speaker 3 very recognizable
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guy who swims. Yeah.
Exactly. How does he? Yeah.
Speaker 3 He was like, he swam in like an Olympic or something. Like one or one, yeah, a couple.
Speaker 3 Whatever.
Speaker 3
Yeah. I think he has one, one or two medals.
Yeah, something.
Speaker 3 Can somebody Google that? Yeah.
Speaker 3 He, yeah, I would have recognized him, but I was too distracted by his child's cheeks. So have you always had this mother gene in you? Like, from no.
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I mean, I still am not sure that I have it, to be honest. You're like, maybe.
You're nursing me. Maybe.
Speaker 3 I don't about this job yeah
Speaker 3 yikes uh yeah no i i still like i tell everybody i'm winging it so i don't even necessarily know that i have i mean i used to my will say some of my college teammates still call me mom they don't even call me kylie so even back then they're calling you mom or something yeah no no no they called me mom back then you were like the mom of the team yeah very much
Speaker 3 and that didn't you always had it then no didn't at all I dropped them off at their dorms and then went back and didn't have that full responsibility.
Speaker 3
I can't drop the ones I have off now anywhere. No, really, and leave them without a care in the world.
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 3 I love babies. I've always been just a,
Speaker 3 I, they could be the cutest dog, but if there's a little baby around,
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I need them. Whereas these two are like, yeah, they're cute.
I love a baby. You love it.
You walked in with your baby today. My head went, there's a baby in here.
And you can feel its presence.
Speaker 3
Absolutely. I love a baby.
I'm guessing you're talking more about like the mom gene. Oh.
Yeah.
Speaker 3
I'd love to hold a baby. Yeah, I don't know.
You like to borrow a baby. Yeah, exactly.
Sure. I'd be a great aunt.
I've always known that I wanted to have like four kids.
Speaker 3
So I guess to some degree, I was like, yeah. Yes.
Okay. Then that's your.
Yeah.
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But also now that I'm in motherhood, I would say before motherhood, I was like, give me all the babies. Yeah.
Now that I'm in motherhood, I'm like, am I doing this right?
Speaker 3
Every day. For me, it's not about a gene, but even like hearing like, oh, you're two years older than me.
She's got four. What am I like? Am I behind?
Speaker 3
I'm not like, but it's always that constant battle. Like, there's no timeline.
I'm not behind. It's just like what's happening for me.
Speaker 3 And for me, it's always been like, I want the situations to be right, but I've never really had a partner where I'm like, I should bring a child into the world. So if it happens, hell yeah.
Speaker 3
But for now, I don't know. I would love to have a little baby eventually, but don't rush it.
She, Alona is always talking about, she's like, I'm going to look amazing pregnant. Random day.
Speaker 3 We're like, hello? She loves it. I believe that with my whole heart.
Speaker 3
Why? I don't know. I just feel it deep in my bones.
Like, I just feel like this body was made for it. Right.
You know, I just know it.
Speaker 3
I got good hips. I got good birthing hips.
I will tell you, the first time that I walked into my first OB appointment, one of the older OBs walked past me and was like, you're going to be great.
Speaker 3 And I was like, oh. And those ladies know.
Speaker 3 And it was, I got an explanation later, but the height. Oh, why? Because it distributes differently.
Speaker 3 People will see me when I am eight, nine months pregnant and they'll say, oh, wow, you're not really,
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like, I would expect you to be bigger. And I'm like, Do you know how much torso I have that this child has to hide in? Yeah, lot.
Wow, yeah, great for concerts, yeah, great for pregnancy
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because you're you're a big, a big lady like us, 5'11. You can say big bitch, or we caught her.
Big bitch, I don't know. Sorry, we say,
Speaker 3
We are. We were saying a lot of other words the other day, too.
But you're 5'11, a big bitch. Yes, 1,000%.
Yeah, and you love it. How did you get to the point of loving that?
Speaker 3 Took me a minute.
Speaker 3 It took me a minute.
Speaker 3 I went into high school at 5'10.
Speaker 3 So
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needless to say, the boys had not caught up yet. And it makes for some really weird.
No, they still have. It's weird.
Speaker 3 Junior year. Yeah.
Speaker 3 No, they, it, it made for some really weird feedback of like,
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I got called a man a lot. I was also like, I've always been a member of the itty-bitty titty committee.
That's me, myself, and I. Yep.
Speaker 3 Hello.
Speaker 3 Family member representation is here.
Speaker 3 So it, yeah, it's, I wasn't helping myself. So I was like tall, flat as bored.
Speaker 3 Yeah.
Speaker 3 I mean, I hadn't, I had an ass. Yeah.
Speaker 3
Yeah, you did. But the front, no, at one point I was told I was so flat I was jealous of the walls.
Oh,
Speaker 3 yeah. Oh, that'll stick with you.
Speaker 3 There was an audible, ooh. Oh.
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Yeah. You were probably also way better at sports than any of them ever could have been.
So
Speaker 3 you just factored into it. I mean, God given, you got like reach and legs.
Speaker 3 You're already
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three steps ahead in a few ways. And you found field hockey through that.
You were like, let me find the sport where the shortest people
Speaker 3 thrive.
Speaker 3
Where the shortest people thrive. I will do that.
Thrive to bend on the ground. Yes.
I still make fun of myself about that.
Speaker 3
My dad tried to cement the hoop in the backyard and everything for basketball. He's 6'9.
He was really trying. He was trying.
He was trying.
Speaker 3 It didn't stick. Are you always asked if you played volleyball? All the time.
Speaker 3
There's a rotation. It's like, did you play basketball? Did you play volleyball? Did you row? And that's where you know they're grasping at straws.
They're like, I'm trying to come up with something.
Speaker 3
Nothing. Everyone, no.
You got asked if you did gymnastics once when somebody saw your Olympic hat. Yeah.
I was like, oh, I don't know if you know gymnastics.
Speaker 3
I've never been near a gymnastics. This is on the.
No, that's not right at all. Actually, I would not go far.
But thankfully, I did feel like you too.
Speaker 3
I remember we had to get like, get just go so low to the ground. but I always loved it.
I thought it was a great sport, but then we did the basketballs and softballs as well. Yeah, basketball instant.
Speaker 3
We had a little shot putter over here, too. Shot putter and discus, but I did feel hockey.
Um, and I remember the coach would sometimes yell at me because I was too aggressive.
Speaker 3
And I was like, well, give me a sport that I can be aggressive in. And I feel like this should be it.
Yes. But then I was like, I guess I'll just put out my aggression with the heavy object.
Speaker 3
That works. Yeah.
It was great.
Speaker 3 It's funny because people, I don't think, realize that tall people excel at throwing.
Speaker 3 So, and it's all so much
Speaker 3
in the legs. It is.
They think you need to have so much upper body strength. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 If you're using your upper body, especially for shot put, you are going to injure yourself. Absolutely.
Speaker 3 Interesting. Yep.
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Did you shot put? You know what I did? I did. Shot disc jab.
Oh.
Speaker 3 I was going to say, did you play any other sports?
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I did. You know, you start with everything.
Like, when you're younger, you test it all out. Lacrosse, soccer, all of it.
And then
Speaker 3 I don't necessarily know that I leaned into gymnastics. I think we saw the writing on the wall with that one.
Speaker 3 Irish danced for a long time. Long
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video. Yeah.
That was great. Yikes.
Whose idea was that? Was that mom's idea? Dad's idea? Where did that come from? That seems so specific. I don't know.
The town that we lived in is very,
Speaker 3 very Irish.
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So we just leaned in, I think. And my sister did it.
And, you know, as soon as the older sister's doing it, you're like, when can I do it? Right. Story of my life.
Speaker 3 Yeah. I'm next.
Speaker 3 Sub me in.
Speaker 3 And that's, yeah, it was a lot of years of fetches. I took a hip-hop dance class once, and my mom made her come with me, and she was miserable and in the back of the class the whole time.
Speaker 3 Yeah, sounds right. And now who was on Dancing with the Stars? Interesting.
Speaker 3 I didn't want to get ahead of the game. That's why I didn't do the hip-hop dance class.
Speaker 3 I don't want to use this up now. Yeah.
Speaker 3 You saved it. Do you see any of those sorts of like pairings within your own daughters? Like, do you see, like, I know they're very young, but do you think the two close in age will be like closer?
Speaker 3
Or is it the two middle? Or? It's funny. Right now, our two oldest are only 17 months apart.
So for a while, they would sort of, they were like thick as thieves. Like, they would go and do stuff.
Speaker 3
Our oldest would always be like, push it off the counter. Like, and I would be like, I can hear you.
And then our second would be like, and push it off the counter.
Speaker 3 I'm like, you didn't have to do, you didn't have to do it.
Speaker 3 But now our second and our third seem to be pairing up. Oh.
Speaker 3 So I'm a little bit worried about that because of the
Speaker 3 power of suggestion and how it works on our second and how manipulative our third is.
Speaker 3 Third to the second.
Speaker 3 Our third child is, I mean, she's.
Speaker 3 She's manipulative to everyone.
Speaker 3 I want to clear that up.
Speaker 3
She's, she's, I mean, bat shit crazy. She is.
Right. How so? I mean, she's two years old, freshly two.
Right.
Speaker 3
Well, February, end of February. She turned two and she is actively trying to do things to better her day.
Okay.
Speaker 3
And not in, well, not in a, not in a straightforward way. So recently she poured some water on herself.
I watched her.
Speaker 3 She went to take a drink and then thought about it, poured some water down herself, and then promptly went to the nearest adult and went
Speaker 3 dress wet take it off and i said
Speaker 3 i'm gonna see how this plays out
Speaker 3 person like i'm pretty sure it was my husband takes the dress off and then she goes i get new dress come on
Speaker 3 and i was like oh um
Speaker 3 uh because we had recently had a conversation about how mom's not doing laundry just to do laundry and so we're not going to wear 17 outfits outfits in a day we're not doing we're not doing that apparently we are doing that so um she made sure that could happen.
Speaker 3 Lucky for me, my mom did a little,
Speaker 3 I mean, she worked to this.
Speaker 3 I bow down to her. She knows what she's doing.
Speaker 3
She tried to pull the same shit with my mom. And my mom said, no, we don't need a new dress.
I'll pop it in the driver. You'll have it back in 10 minutes.
And I was like, get her, Lise.
Speaker 3
So, what did she think of that? Was she okay with it? She was scared of her. She was stumped.
She was stumped.
Speaker 3 It's one of those times where she didn't even have the space to cry about being upset about that choice because she was so deep in like the, how'd you get one over on me? How'd you work that?
Speaker 3 I won this around.
Speaker 3
Yeah, exactly. You won the battle, you won't win the war situation.
What do they call your mom?
Speaker 3
Nana. Nana, okay.
It's a very soft, like sweet name. It's appropriate.
She's like
Speaker 3 the best. She's a nana.
Speaker 3 She's a nana. Are the from what I hear, it's like are the terrible twos real? Have you did you have you found it from every kid?
Speaker 3 No, they each have an age that they've hit where I'm like, oof, there it is. Our four-year-old right now, when she hit four, I was like,
Speaker 3 what is that?
Speaker 3
No. Yeah, no.
Do you ever get worried that when your kids get older and we'll see the clips of you talking about them when they're younger? I hope they do. Yeah.
I hope they do.
Speaker 3
Because I'm going to be like, do you know what, do you know what mom was going through? You did that. True.
Yeah, you did that. I didn't lie.
Did sugarcoat it. Mm-mm.
Not gonna.
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You know what's funny is I can pretty much tell the story of how you and Jason met. Isn't that horrible? Because the amount of times you have to share it.
Aren't you so so sick of it?
Speaker 3 I was like, well, the thing was, she was on an app, and then she went and met him at the bar, and he was so drunk, right?
Speaker 3 But
Speaker 3 she's the most beautiful woman he's ever seen in his life.
Speaker 3 Like,
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I can tell it. How did it feel? You were just telling that nailed that.
No. Oh, my.
My skin carried him home. Yes.
Speaker 3 Legitimately. So, yeah, you're good.
Speaker 3
That's it. We're good.
That's how we met. The end.
I'm bringing you next time.
Speaker 3 Next time.
Speaker 3
I'm like, hold on. Please.
Alona.
Speaker 3
Well, so we're all single here. Yes.
We're all single, bigger, tall women. Yes.
With no personality. With no personality.
Speaker 3
Clearly nunch. Yes.
Chill. Chill to chill.
Speaker 3
I guess I'd like to know, do you have any like tips for us as we enter this? We're in the scene, not entering it. We're in it.
We've been in it. We've been in it.
Like, it's kind of, we're posted up.
Speaker 3 Do you have any tips for us? Also, like, I think even being a taller, bigger girl, like, I sometimes feel self-conscious about it, or I, I'm like, oh, I don't know if he would like me because i am
Speaker 3 you know bigger more muscular so i've seen a clip recently i believe it was a house in our clip where you said that you would accept a smaller yeah a man of smaller stature yes yes
Speaker 3 yes i would was
Speaker 3 is that a yes from everyone depends on how funny they are
Speaker 3 Well, okay, if you've got someone, you send them out. Do you have someone? I mean,
Speaker 3
come on, guys. Camera's out.
Dead ass. Kelly, stop.
I just started blushing. Guys, guys, come on.
We're all looking to be set up. Come on.
And if it's got your approval, I think height.
Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 I have to be honest. I always,
Speaker 3 I was always like, they have to be taller.
Speaker 3 I think having a dad that was so much taller than me, like being around people in our family, like even my aunts are like significantly taller. I was like, this is something I'm not going to waver on.
Speaker 3 I'm going to hold firm.
Speaker 3 But you know what? Short kings, they love to be like, I'm going to climb that tree.
Speaker 3 I've been told that line multiple times.
Speaker 3 And it worked how many? Zero. Yeah.
Speaker 3
I am very grateful that I'm not on dating apps right now because when I was on Tinder, I like to remind people of this. You couldn't like pay 99 cents and back up.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 Like once you swiped left, they were gone forever. Like, I mean, I don't know how that works now, but I hear there's like ways you can
Speaker 3 And you hear it's it's spooky out here, right? Have you been hearing these? I have heard. Yeah
Speaker 3 I there which app is it that has voice memos hinge and it is the scariest thing in the world.
Speaker 3 Oh my god.
Speaker 3
Well, I've heard the I've heard the voice memos when they're funny. I have not heard creepy ones.
Oh, because some people are trying to be funny and they're just missing the mark.
Speaker 3
And also, I have a firm belief that every guy is lowering their voice several pitches to sound like when they were older and sexier. Yeah.
And it's, so I'm already automatically grossed out from that.
Speaker 3
And it's just like the weirdest thing. It's like their impression of like share, and it's the worst thing you've ever heard.
And it's not, it's so bad that it's not even funny. Sure.
Speaker 3
And it's just, I also, it feels so intimate to hear your voice when I'm just on your profile like that. So I don't like it.
It does seem weird. Yeah.
Speaker 3
I don't even know if I have advice. I know.
It's okay. Rough.
Rough out here. How tall is Jason? He's 6'3.
Speaker 3
Okay. Okay.
So for you, it's but really that's one of the reasons why I
Speaker 3
think why I swiped right was because he had all these pictures with like people next to him and I was like, oh, that's a big boy. That's a big boy.
Big boy.
Speaker 3
And then other than that, what else drew you to him? Like, was it... What's what about it? Like conversation, his personality funny? It's funny.
His bio was extremely sarcastic. It was like, I want to
Speaker 3 have long conversations and talk about like having babies or something. Like it was, it was so sarcastic that I was like,
Speaker 3
yeah. Sarcism can be hard to do, especially communicate via very much words on a screen.
Yeah, so that's it. And then jokes on him because we did all of it.
Yeah.
Speaker 3
He meant all of it. Yeah.
Manifestation. He did.
He didn't even know it. King of manifestation.
Careful what you write. Long emotional conversations.
Babies. Babies.
Nailed it.
Speaker 3
Well, I'm still thinking about my partner now that you have for me. If you have somebody for me.
Okay. We'll talk later.
Speaker 3 Why am I planning a life with him already?
Speaker 3 Crazy.
Speaker 3
I will say the short king really opens, like opens it up. Yes.
My thing is, is first off, I'm really not getting any bites, so I'm just going to start lowering standards. I'm just kidding.
I won't.
Speaker 3 Maybe I will.
Speaker 3 No.
Speaker 3 No. But
Speaker 3 we're a family about like conversation and connecting in that way and like humor. Like, are they funny? A lot of people aren't funny.
Speaker 3
And if you can't make me laugh or at least think I'm funny, then I just don't see the point there. So I found some really tall dudes, they didn't need to.
No, that's it. That's it.
Speaker 3
They didn't need to work for it. No, because everything is just, you're tall.
Girls will love it. That's it.
Come flocking to you. No, I do understand that aspect of it.
Speaker 3
I think, okay, maybe I do have advice. I think maybe you lean into a slightly nerdier demographic.
Yep. I'm down.
Already there. Because, are you? Because that's, yeah, that's, I say it all the time.
Speaker 3 My husband was a saxophone player, competition jazz band in high school.
Speaker 3
That's balance right there. That's balance.
And if that doesn't get you going, I don't know what will. I feel like guys are lying on profiles to make it seem like they're more nerdy than they are.
Speaker 3
Because I was duped on a date. It was like a year ago.
And I was like, oh, he's cute. He's a little nerdy.
And I went on this date. Why is it a surfer guy in front of me? He was too hot.
Damn.
Speaker 3
She was trying to be too cool. Like, I'm talking like shirt unbuttoned a little bit up here.
Like, the glass is gone. Like, the hair tousled.
It wasn't authentic. It was totally an act.
Speaker 3 And I was like, what is going on? We had a glow up and you were like, wanted the nerd.
Speaker 3
Yeah. Yeah.
I was like, this isn't what I agree to. This is, I don't know you.
I'm done. For a nerd if it's like the ones, the kind that showers and like has good hygiene.
Sure.
Speaker 3
The ones that aren't in mom's basement. Yeah.
Yeah, perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who like work in what's the smartest?
Speaker 3 Like science fields?
Speaker 3
Cybersecurity. Cybersecurity is great.
Ooh, nice. Okay.
Speaker 3
Okay. Yeah, we'll take one of them.
Do you know anyone in cybersecurity?
Speaker 3
I might have a connect. Wow.
Guys, not me. Like, I'm like, I'm really thinking, I'm racking my brain over here.
I got this.
Speaker 3
If one of us marries somebody that you set us up with, you have to officiate the wedding. You are aware of that.
You've signed, sealed, deliver that. Done.
Perfect.
Speaker 3
Have you ever officiated a wedding? No, but I'm game. Heck yeah.
I'm so game. Okay.
Talk about how it started right here. Right here, right now.
House of Marset. New York City.
I love this so much.
Speaker 3
I'm doing it just so that I can do that. Perfect.
Okay, great. She's going to to have a spreadsheet for you.
I'm going to give you Sash too. Matchmaker.
Yes.
Speaker 3 A matchmaker, Sash.
Speaker 3 So you have a podcast, not going to lie, where you are just completely honest yourself. Have you always been this way?
Speaker 3 Like, did you go through an awkward phase or were you always like to the point, da, da, da? Or how did it get that way? Did your sister help? Was there a catty?
Speaker 3 I've always been that way. We, our family is very much the straight to the point and talk about everything.
Speaker 3 So there was no secrets. There was no,
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there was no like being ashamed of anything. It was, we're going straight at it.
And it's always in a kind way,
Speaker 3 but
Speaker 3
yeah, always as honest as it gets, really. I have one friend who's even more honest than me.
Sometimes when like, you know, like when you need to hear it, I'm like, hey, Burr,
Speaker 3
what do you think about this? It's a risky situation. Yeah.
And she'll straight up tell you. She'll tell you straight up.
She's like, do not wear that. Do not step foot out of the house in that.
Speaker 3
That's not it. Try again.
Love that. Yeah.
Do you notice friends avoiding you so that like they don't get the hard truth from you? No, because I will, I do read the room. Okay.
Speaker 3 If I always say, if I can't be honest, I just won't say it.
Speaker 3 So if I couldn't be honest with a friend about something because I know that they have a little bit more of a sensitive soul, I'll either land it significantly more gently or We'll just leave that one alone.
Speaker 3
Leave it alone. Maybe your silence is actually louder than anything in that case.
Yeah. Alona's alona's best friend and i will sometimes get together and be like
Speaker 3 i can't talk to alone about this because she's gonna be too real about it and make me come back to reality i can't do that i won't have it i won't have it she's being too too straight up and she's making it way too much sense too rush way too much sense that's that's her for me i i have an easier time like
Speaker 3 like thinking so black and white with with some things like they say i'm just like no you don't want to do that for other people for other people she's not great at it for herself it's kooky up here um but you know this is like this this this and i imagine now though with your
Speaker 3 not, it's not like, it's not even like kind of like you're moving into fame in a way and like such a different, it's had to also help you as well. As like so many people want things from you.
Speaker 3 So much stuff is going on.
Speaker 3 You have to protect your kids and everything like that. Yeah, I think
Speaker 3 I'm still convinced that like the idea of fame when it comes to
Speaker 3
me specifically, I'm like, nah, it's not happening. That's not a thing.
That's not. Because it's not.
I mean, I'm not. Like, I can still like, I equate it to like,
Speaker 3 I can still go to the grocery store. I can still live my life and like not be disrupted on a daily basis.
Speaker 3 And I don't mean disrupted in like a negative way, but disrupted in like that, like I would see people out.
Speaker 3 I am by no means famous and I like it that way.
Speaker 3 Cool you think that
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is your sister like your best friend or do you have another best, best friend? I love knowing about best friends. It's like my thing.
I have other best friends.
Speaker 3 My sister and I growing up, because it was only the two of us, it was, we were either the best of friends or mortal enemies.
Speaker 3
And there was no in-between. Like Jason, my husband, obviously did not have any female siblings.
He didn't have any sisters. He didn't have any, he didn't have any first cousins.
Like
Speaker 3
the man, there's a reason he has four daughters. He needed that in his life.
That was balanced. I don't know.
I just, my sister and I, we would fight.
Speaker 3 And then then the first time that Jason ever witnessed a fight was he was like,
Speaker 3 that was pretty cutthroat. And then 15 minutes later, my sister and I, of course, naturally, were like, are you hungry? Like, what do you want? Do you want Chipotle? Like, what are we getting?
Speaker 3
And he was like, what the, what was that? Why you just, but you were so mean to each other. You disowned each other in that.
Yeah. And I'm,
Speaker 3 I still, like, I still think back to like, oh, you were so blessed to not have to be in cat fights, but here we are.
Speaker 3 But no, I have like my closest friends. I have two friends from college who were my college teammates and one friend whose husband worked with Jason
Speaker 3 that are like, if I need anything or like need to vent, really. I'm like,
Speaker 3
Canny. Yeah.
I have heard this sometimes about like.
Speaker 3 sisters when it's just two of them because it's just the two like back and forth instead of like you know almost a nice ping-ponging relationship with more than that so i guess your girls have that to look forward to well that's i've heard that about girls that's i like that the fact that like if you say like you guys were at odds you have someone else to run to i like that idea um plus my sister were like my sister and i were three years apart so i think we were like just on the cusp of like being involved in everything each other were doing and then having a like larger divide so it was a little it was it was weird yeah adrian and i are four ish years apart and like that was a great divide growing up.
Speaker 3 Like, we fought a lot growing up, but now as adults, like, oh, yeah, that's that's my girl. Like, we get along.
Speaker 3 Okay.
Speaker 3 I was going to say, I can't remember the last time I fought with my sister. Yeah.
Speaker 3 Yeah. I mean, we had a tiff in the airport yesterday, but like, that was funny.
Speaker 3 My funny, she didn't think it was funny, but like, I'm telling you. Because there's something I told her to stop talking about.
Speaker 3
She can push Adriana's button. She loves to do it.
And then if Ajana's like,
Speaker 3
she goes like this: here's the button. Press it.
Like, it's so easy. She literally flashes it.
Neon. There it is.
It's being pressed right now look at her look at her Kylie it's being pressed
Speaker 3 are brothers different then like are were Jason and Travis just like they do they
Speaker 3 said he would beat the show they just beat the
Speaker 3 physical
Speaker 3 which like you know every
Speaker 3 do you have altercations with your sister ever not often
Speaker 3 I think there was maybe once or twice where like like hair got pulled yeah and it was like the it's like the stuff that like you would be embarrassed about now because you're like really if we were gonna fight we should fought like yeah pull on the back of the hair and do you guys ever pull that illegal move the kicking oh like you're getting no i used to mess with my dad and do that there you go i used to do like the dead leg with my heel onto his leg
Speaker 3 yeah damn i was in au-pair in the netherlands between high school and university and i had all girls and my best friend over there was a swedish a Swedish girl and she had all boys that that she looked after, right?
Speaker 3
And I was like, oh, well, today we like braided each other's hair. We like baked a little bit.
And she was look like she was going through war. She was like, It's just penises.
Yeah, everywhere. Yes.
Speaker 3
Always. Like, there's their little tiny boys.
They're just like naked all the time, taking their pants off, taking their diapers off, whatever. Or like grabbing their crotch.
Speaker 3 Grabbing their like, we're having very different experiences. Yes.
Speaker 3 Very. I will say, we say gina a lot in our house.
Speaker 3
A lot. Is that what you say? Is that all the time for it? Well, if you ask them to say the full word, it's ba gina with a b.
Of course, an iconic.
Speaker 3 But yeah, it's uh,
Speaker 3 I can't imagine. I just recently was telling someone about how my husband, my mother-in-law, has said that there was one day where she heard, he has a knife.
Speaker 3 And she went out on the front lawn, and Jason had taken the kitchen knives and was throwing them up in the air and seeing if they could stick in the front lawn. What?
Speaker 3 They also drove the
Speaker 3 station wagon into the garage door because they were like playing in the car. And then another time, here's a real, here's a real doozy.
Speaker 3 Jason apparently talked Travis into.
Speaker 3 We might not be able to use this.
Speaker 3 I am.
Speaker 3 War woman. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 Thank God you only have girls. No, well, there was one point when I had our third, and my mother-in-law was like, yeah, you know what? Three girls still
Speaker 3
better than two boys. And I was like, you know what, Donna, from the stories you've told me, it seems like it.
And then you have a fourth one. She's like, this is actually still pretty good, right?
Speaker 3 There are mornings where we're sitting down to start our day eating a little bit of cereal and coloring and i'm like there's no fucking way boy houses do this there's no way we're already like wwe smackdown right no no way usually a crossword i'm still like nora jones right radio we're bird watching you're bird watching
Speaker 3 that's legitimately what we've been doing oh really yeah can you distinguish the birds some by their sound no not by their sound oh that's coming that's coming that's the next step i imagine you've you've talked about this before but jason gets the or you both get the you gotta have, you're gonna have a son, huh?
Speaker 3 Which was our dad, too, was like, man, that's a lot of girls in the house. How do you do it?
Speaker 3
He's fine, guys. He is fine.
He's fine. He's usually
Speaker 3
great. He's better.
Yeah. Yes.
I've tried to explain this to people. The universe knew that my husband needed this much female influence in his life.
Speaker 3
And he's been blessed. Teenage years might be rough.
Like when puberty hits.
Speaker 3 Yes.
Speaker 3
Yeah. And then like two of us.
We're all synced up. One gets a period, the other gets period.
Yeah. That's it.
We're going to start day.
Speaker 3 It'll literally be a whole month worth of like every kid can take a week because they just keep sending each other off.
Speaker 3 And that was our problem. We never like knew when it was happening, but like our dad, like we would be
Speaker 3
raging bitches around the house, like high school or whatever. And like, you never think like that, that's what it could be.
Every, every month, I am surprised. I'm like, what? That's like clockwork.
Speaker 3 But like growing up, we'd be like raging worse than usual. Like, to be honest, and like our dad would have to like quietly be like,
Speaker 3 and like, when are you set to like
Speaker 3 have that period next? Like, no, sometimes the next day, sometimes he wouldn't even ask that, but he could kind of, I think he was keeping track in his mind.
Speaker 3 And Olivia had low iron, so when he knew that our period was about to come, he would remind us, don't forget to take your iron pills. Those iron pills are on the counter.
Speaker 3 What a nice, subtle way to be like, hey, it's coming. And you're actually being a bitch.
Speaker 3
Have you taken your iron pill today? He's got girl dads, take note. He does that even now, though.
He does that even now as adults. Like, I'll be in a mood and he'll he'll know.
Speaker 3
A couple times he's on it. It's quite interesting.
See, that's such a nice way. My dad would be like, hey, yo, strap on the King Cody.
It's coming.
Speaker 3 Right.
Speaker 3
Oh, yeah. And that's on having that many sisters.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's right. Cause you grew up around them.
Yep. Why so many kids? Irish Catholics?
Speaker 3
Bing Nay Mom. Soda.
Or do you guys? I just want to five. Yep.
One of five. Did you go to Catholic school? I did not.
I went to CCD. Oh,
Speaker 3 she is so.
Speaker 3
What's her confirmation name? It is Bridget with a D at the end. Ooh, that's fun.
Why?
Speaker 3
What were we saying? Bridget. Saucy.
Saucy. Who the fuck knows? Right, all right.
Speaker 3 Oh, you think I had a recent?
Speaker 3
That's a nice name. Put that in a nice show.
Yeah, that's literally it. Today's tea time is brought to you by LinkedIn.
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And so I'll be using LinkedIn soon. Olivia went from being a show runner's assistant to content creator of Girl Dinner and Alona's manager.
Speaker 3 And Alona has been putting in the work on and off the field. Kylie, on top of having four girls, you're a podcast host, a field hockey coach, and you work with the Eagles Autism Foundation.
Speaker 3 Is there anything you can't do?
Speaker 3 Yes, lots of things.
Speaker 3
Most things. Give us one.
Even some of the things that I'm doing.
Speaker 3 Jokes on you all.
Speaker 3
Yeah, I don't. I mean, the list is lengthy.
Would you make it master of all trades?
Speaker 3
Or sorry, not master of all trades. Was it Jack of All Trades? Jack of All Trades.
We call ourselves that. Would you call it? Like, you can do everything a little bit.
You can do it.
Speaker 3
I'll try my best. There we go.
For sure. I'll give you a
Speaker 3
best. Yeah.
Yes. Put that here with a rainbow.
Speaker 3 Are you a DIY grabstone?
Speaker 3 No.
Speaker 3 Because I'm not crafty enough.
Speaker 3
I am the type of person, though, in less of like the DIY small home projects. I am like the, oh, I need to move the table, get a dresser upstairs, roll up this rug.
Like, I'll do it by myself. Yeah.
Speaker 3
I don't know. I'm, you know, because get done.
Yeah. Why not? Do you use girl measurements? All the time.
Yeah. What's your, what's your go-to?
Speaker 3
Arm wingspan. Or I'll like compare it to something else in the room.
Nice. Yeah.
Yeah. That's a good one.
I like that. Kylie, could you walk us through your career trajectory?
Speaker 3 How did you get from graduation day to here? I graduated from Cabrini University with a degree in communication.
Speaker 3
Yep. Me too.
Look at us.
Speaker 3
We're going to teach you now. Communicate.
Putting it to good. You're communicating.
I know. I know.
This really, this kind of, like podcasting kind of validates spending that much money on a degree.
Speaker 3 Did you
Speaker 3 like focus on something or was it just communication?
Speaker 3 We did not.
Speaker 3
Interesting. They made me like focus on journalism or PR, like both, like weirdly.
Anyway, keep going.
Speaker 3 No, we were able to dabble in whatever and then we could continue on with, like, I did radio for most of my, yeah. Look at you now.
Speaker 3
Crazy, crazy, full circle. Got it.
Um, but I, when I graduated, I
Speaker 3 wasn't sure what I wanted to do and definitely couldn't pick something in communications.
Speaker 3 Look at that. So, I ended up going to be a one-to-one an instructional assistant with individuals on the spectrum or with like learning disabilities in a high school.
Speaker 3
And I did that for two years and then transitioned out of that because we were starting our family. But that was, I still say that was my favorite job I've ever had.
Really?
Speaker 3
So when my kids are old enough, you can catch me back in that classroom. It was like a life skills classroom.
It was preparing kids for transitioning out of high school and into the real world. And
Speaker 3 it was so fulfilling and so much fun. And no day was the same, which was exhilarating.
Speaker 3 How did you find that? Did you see a job posting? Did you know people that did that already? So I have a connection to the autism community through my neighbor. I call him my brother Tim.
Speaker 3
And we grew up together. And so I had experience with individuals on the spectrum.
And so my mom works in the school district and she told me about the posting.
Speaker 3 And I just said, that actually sounds like a good time. And it was a great time.
Speaker 3
But then after that, I was coaching field hockey then. I continued coaching field hockey.
I still have not stopped coaching field hockey. We'll see when that ball drops.
Speaker 3 But yeah, then we started our family and sort of, I just was sort of holding it down with kids and then COVID, you know,
Speaker 3 that thing. And yeah, I've sort of dabbled in a couple things here and there, but
Speaker 3
when push came to shove, the Eagles started their Eagles Autism Foundation. I stepped in there in a volunteer capacity.
They realized they were not going to get rid of me.
Speaker 3 And then they brought me on in an official capacity. So for a while, I was actually employed by the Eagles Autism Foundation as an event consultant.
Speaker 3
So they have one event every year that's raised millions and millions of dollars for the autism community. And it's a blast.
And I was able to be a teeny, tiny little part of that.
Speaker 3 We have since had to reimagine my role because
Speaker 3 I can't do it in the capacity that I was doing it in.
Speaker 3 I try, but then get stopped quite a bit. Yeah.
Speaker 3 So it's hard to be working the logistics of an event and then have people like, hey,
Speaker 3
I want to talk to you. Let's take a picture.
And I'm like, I'm actually,
Speaker 3
this walkie is not for show. There are people talking to me right now.
Yes.
Speaker 3 But yeah, it's that's and then ultimately it got to a point where we were being talked about so much
Speaker 3 that
Speaker 3 in sort of this bump of crazy that's happening in our lives. And I was like, I can't have people keep talking about me when I will set the record straight happily.
Speaker 3
Like, you can just come to me and ask me. And so, that's what, that's how Not Gonna Lie was born.
And if people would like to donate, is it
Speaker 3
what's the link? EaglesAutismFoundation.org. We have an event coming up at one of the Jersey Shore bars.
My husband guest bar attends with some of his
Speaker 3 Jersey Shore Shores. Or just
Speaker 3 on the shore of Jersey.
Speaker 3
More south. Cool.
I will say the show accurately depicts Seaside Heights. I've been there.
I've been there once. Accurate.
Speaker 3
Yes. But we are more south.
Okay.
Speaker 3 Less gym tan laundry. Okay.
Speaker 3
If you choose, I imagine. Yeah.
Yeah. But we've held the event.
This will be the fifth year. And they,
Speaker 3
a bunch of Jason's former teammates and current Eagles players will come down and guest bartend. And people literally throw money across the bar.
Hell yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3
It's like stripping, but for bartending. Pretty much.
That's great. For good cost.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 Word on the street is someone's ending up in a speedo this year.
Speaker 3 Well, how are they ending up in it? Well, it could be my husband.
Speaker 3 How do you feel about that? No.
Speaker 3 I mean, I feel, I mean,
Speaker 3 I would love to see my husband.
Speaker 3 For sure. Why not? I don't know that I necessarily want to see everyone else seeing my husband in a speedo, but
Speaker 3 he's not been in one. I feel like he's been in one.
Speaker 3 He's been in a lot
Speaker 3 of different outfits.
Speaker 3
He was in a diaper. Okay, maybe that's where I saw him.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 On the stage in Kansas City when they did a live show
Speaker 3
for New Heights. Maybe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was bald then.
He got his head shaved. Yeah.
He was wearing a bucket hat.
Speaker 3
Is that what you have to do to have a successful podcast? Wear a bucket hat and shave your head? Yeah. Make a diaper.
Think of that TikTok audio that's like, that's mine.
Speaker 3
Yes, it is. That's my man.
I'm a stand-by.
Speaker 3 that's me
Speaker 3 I already I already had to do that about his flip-flops what do you mean he wears flip-flops oh apparently that's an ick of a lot that's yeah it's an icky that's an ick of a lot of women and not you not me not you in like cities and stuff too because like open-toed in like New York City is like a big no-no to many people he'd just be
Speaker 3 dogs barking on the streets of New York wow
Speaker 3 yeah Olivia did just wear flip-flops in an airport and I was an insane it freaked me out oh so Jason does that all the time
Speaker 3 and that to me every time i have to like look at the ceiling so that i don't see his bare feet touching the floor he doesn't have pre-check no
Speaker 3 oh he refuses to pay for it he thinks it's a scam what guys
Speaker 3 scam hours of your life bag no he's convinced that it's a scam he's like i'm not paying extra money
Speaker 3 i saw i was just on a flight recently where the it was like a couple sitting next to me and he took his shoes off immediately which is like okay yeah yeah but do you have socks on no no no no socks and then also took multiple trips to the bathrooms.
Speaker 3
Shooting. No, nope, nope.
Nope. New that my germaphobia would be reaching.
No. And his wife was just there chilling around her thriller the entire time.
Didn't blink an eye. Nope.
Speaker 3
Like, wow, that's love. That is love.
No. God.
Oh, God, no.
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Speaker 3 Women's sports have finally blown up now more than ever. Who are you watching? Who are you excited about?
Speaker 3 I mean, you got to see a little bit of rugby, but is there just like some sport person that really gets you gets you excited? I think what's going on in the WNBA right now is really exciting.
Speaker 3 I think that's
Speaker 3 it's the most obvious because of how many stars have sort of broken into that recently.
Speaker 3 I just love the fact that at any given point you can sort of surf the channels and find women's sports. That to me is a game changer.
Speaker 3 Like just the other day we ended up watching some college softball because it was being aired. And when I was in college even, I don't necessarily think it was as commonly broadcast.
Speaker 3 So it's so exciting to have, and it's not even just like a feed, right? It is a full-blown broadcast where they're producing it. There are very great play-by-play and color commentary.
Speaker 3 It's fully engaged in a way that makes me really excited for just everything that's going on for women's sports. Could you ever see yourself like being a part owner of a team or getting out there?
Speaker 3 I mean, that seems to be a. I would never say no.
Speaker 3
Yeah. Because there is a crazy, like, there's not enough teams for all these athletes that are coming out.
It's, it's cutthroat out there to be in the WNBA. Really?
Speaker 3 Yeah, because there's, what, 12, 12 spots on a game, and you got, you know, all these draftees that come out there. A lot of these women aren't making it because there's not enough space.
Speaker 3
And there's a lot of injuries, even less space. Is there salary caps in the WNBA? There are.
There are crazy salary caps. Oh, my gosh.
Especially in comparison to the
Speaker 3
entertainment. The MNBA.
How much more entertaining it is. Like, when I'm scrolling in there, or when I'm like, you know, surfing channels, I'm not too great about
Speaker 3 tuning into any sport that isn't rugby, but like if softball is playing, that is so exciting.
Speaker 3 Like over a baseball game, an MLB game, unless you're there sitting in the stadium, but on TV, who wants to watch that? Women's sports are so much more engaging and exciting.
Speaker 3
And like, you get everyone's backstories. And it's like, I saw this thing about.
I saw TikTok of a woman being like, you want me to watch the MNBA? None of them even kiss.
Speaker 3
You know, this is like the dynamics and the relationships. And it's like, there's storytelling.
And like, women just know how to put on a good show. Like, I love the sportsmanship
Speaker 3
with women. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, you've been in, like, you know, professional football.
Is there a difference between like personalities in football versus like women's sports?
Speaker 3 Like, are you seeing that? Like,
Speaker 3 I guess football is also a space of it as well. But I just think right now we're really seeing the rise in the, you know, the Angel Reese, Kaitlyn Clark, these personalities.
Speaker 3 I just think that the way social media has...
Speaker 3 opened up the doors for athletes to be able to bring people in in a more personal way and to get to know them so that they're more invested in what's happening on the court or on the field or on the pitch.
Speaker 3 I think that it, I think that women specifically enjoy that degree of like guys will watch and they know what college the guys went to, they know what their stats are.
Speaker 3 But at the end of the day, I think women are more invested to be like, oh, I'm really cheering for her because her sister went to this college and I know so-and-so that knows her.
Speaker 3 And it's like, we need like a deeper connection.
Speaker 3 And social media has kind of provided that in a way that I think is only exciting people's soul to continue to support women's sports and the women who are playing them.
Speaker 3
Well, I mean, I feel like it's right here. Yeah.
I play a sport nobody knows, but like by being myself on social media has been like so cool.
Speaker 3 And even I think even with Jason as well, his personality also like is
Speaker 3
an amazing player, amazing player, but also like. people getting the insight into who he is as well.
People want that. They want to connect with you off the field.
Speaker 3 And then when they watch you on the field, they're like, oh, oh, I know that person.
Speaker 3 It just makes it that much easier to cheer for you. Like, it makes it that much easier to cheer for the people who are participating because
Speaker 3
it's like you're invested in them as a person as well. And I think with the three of you too, Jason, you know, you alone, it's like you are all very authentic.
Like, it's what you see is what you get.
Speaker 3
And I think people connect with that more. They can feel that about athletes.
They're not like, you're not hiding anything.
Speaker 3 You're not trying to, you're not necessarily trying to put on a persona and put on a good show.
Speaker 3 You're just being you and people are loving it because you're showing the exact, exactly the person that's doing these incredible things on the field or on the court.
Speaker 3 Like, well, I think that's engaging.
Speaker 3 That's one of the funny things about sports and athletes, specifically sort of picking up speed and in their fame, is that you worked so hard in your sport to be great at your sport.
Speaker 3 You didn't work so hard in your sport to get into a stadium and put on a show, right?
Speaker 3 So, you're not there to put on a show, you're there to be like the best, strongest, fastest, like most agile athlete that you can be. And so, it just, just, I think it,
Speaker 3 you have no choice but to be authentic because you came into that space in a completely different way. You didn't come into it to try and get followers or to try and get likes.
Speaker 3
You came into it because you were fucking trucking people and doing your job well. And people were like, oh, she's a badass athlete and she's hilarious.
But you're, I would think,
Speaker 3 more capable of being authentic because of the way that you've sort of built yourself up in your career. I would say I think it's definitely like that mixture of it, like how much the
Speaker 3 people around me and my sport has helped me to be authentic as well. And like just translates so much to the things that I do outside it, how much it's carried over.
Speaker 3 And I guess with that, now that you're coaching, how are you coaching this next generation? Because I'm actually scared of this next generation. Like, is it tough? What are you doing to...
Speaker 3 I don't know, because I know coaches for me were, you remember your coaches. Like, they are a big impact on who you are as a person, your personality.
Speaker 3 How are you coaching and you know why are you still doing it i guess it's a lot it is i i still coach hockey because i love hockey and i love
Speaker 3 getting
Speaker 3 to give these young women skills that you use later on in life right like there are so many situations in the workforce uh in your family where you need to like be able to work as a team and so
Speaker 3 we're we're not our records not outstanding, you know, but we're ultimately, I know that these girls are walking away with a better understanding of like how to work as a team, how to treat your teammates with love and respect.
Speaker 3 I tell the girls all the time, this is your family. You don't have to like all of your teammates, but you do have to love and respect them.
Speaker 3 And so I think that prepares them to be able to room with a random roommate in college. It's those little things to get out into the workforce and have to work with a team in a professional space.
Speaker 3 You're all working towards a common common goal. You can respect each other because of that, and you can
Speaker 3 sort of use each other's assets the same way you would on a field to achieve that goal. So, those are more the things that I'm looking to do because those are the things that I took from my coaches.
Speaker 3 My college coach was like this, I mean, she's this incredible example of a woman who has four kids. They were all raised on the side of a field hockey field, field hockey and lacrosse field.
Speaker 3 She was coaching both lacrosse and field hockey at the D3 school that I went to. She
Speaker 3 is a cancer survivor. She has coached there for, she coached at that school for over 20 years.
Speaker 3
She's just an outstanding example of a woman. And she continues to lift up other women.
Once a season, she would bring someone in
Speaker 3 who was another outstanding example of a woman to speak to the team.
Speaker 3 Our entire coaching staff sort of lifted each other up. You could tell by the way they worked together together that they knew what it meant to work in a team.
Speaker 3
And it was always just a really great environment. And those, like you said, are the coaches that stick with you.
Like, I love Jackie. I'll always have love for Jackie.
And she is an example of
Speaker 3
how I would like to impact my players. Wow, I got to get on that team.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 How competitive are you? Are you like, whatever you do, you're going to absolutely destroy? Like pickleball with some friends. Are you going crazy?
Speaker 3 I
Speaker 3 have found
Speaker 3 peace.
Speaker 3 Right. I have found the ability.
Speaker 3 I have found the ability to give myself grace the first or second time I try something. By the third time,
Speaker 3
I'm going to get mad. I'm getting, no, I'm getting it.
Like, if I'm not, I'm getting mad.
Speaker 3 Like the kind of mad where you're like, are you good? And I'm like, yep, I'm fine. And it's like.
Speaker 3
Not fine. Don't talk to her.
This is why you don't craft. Yeah, exactly.
You didn't get knitting on that second try.
Speaker 3
That's That's it. Right.
Yeah. We were playing Banana Grims at Christmas, and I was getting really mad when Olivia kept winning.
I was like, which is crazy because I'm not good at it.
Speaker 3
It's just the ones that I'm, I keep getting. It's, it's not, it's not me.
The bad letters.
Speaker 3 Uh, Jason and I are not allowed to play Settlers of Katana anymore because uh, we were for a while, we went through a phase of playing it on the phone version because it was only the two of us, and he would sit on the couch and like pass it back and forth, like the pass and play.
Speaker 3
Kind of romantic. No, it was cutesy, adorable.
Until it wasn't. Until he put the robber on my space and tried to pretend like he didn't.
And I was like,
Speaker 3
you did that. So I like legitimately.
It was like, it was. And then the other time he went for the longest road.
And I was like, you know, the longest road is mine. It was fine.
Speaker 3 I'm not, I'm bitter, but like, I'm getting better about it.
Speaker 3 Is Jason competitive like that? Yes. Okay.
Speaker 3 You put the robber on her thing. I'm scared.
Speaker 3 Part of the problem with my husband is that he is good at everything the first time he tries.
Speaker 3
It's very frustrating. Have you gotten into pickleball? You two could really kill it on the court there.
I have tried pickleball.
Speaker 3 I wasn't terrible at it the first time, but enough that I was like, it was during a charity pickleball tournament.
Speaker 3
Which like, don't look at me while I'm trying it. Don't look at me while I'm trying it.
Yeah. So
Speaker 3 are we pickleballing? I just love pickleball. I think it's, I haven't played it in a while, but I think it's so great.
Speaker 3
But that's also my thing. You know, the same thing about sports, any sports.
Play pickleball. Great stuff.
Maybe a date night sometime.
Speaker 3 You and him just battling each other, just whacking these balls back and forth. And it's the kind of thing where if you're already athletic, I think you'll get the hang of it.
Speaker 3
It'll be a good time. Have you played it yet? I would say do it, but I'm scared that that might end in divorce.
So I would just say no.
Speaker 3 Well, when we played the pickleball tournament, we were on the same team. So I do think that was helpful.
Speaker 3 I have said multiple times at this point that I recognize that my husband is going to everything he tries.
Speaker 3 And so us getting married to some degree was a tactic because you have to pick me on your team.
Speaker 3 Smart. So if you're going to win,
Speaker 3
I'm going to win. I'm going to win.
Yeah. It's hard.
I have played pickleball before. I really like it.
But it is cutthroat in New York to get a court. Oh, they do this at the shore.
Speaker 3
Yeah. Yeah.
And I'm like, I'm not even going to try to
Speaker 3 enter that world because I'm going to get annoyed at everyone like having to reserve early in the mornings and this and that. Do they do the paddle?
Speaker 3 Reservation because that's what they do at the shore. You take your paddle and you put it in and then it moves down so that it determines your spot in line.
Speaker 3 I haven't done that because I'm not even getting that far. I've just heard like some people have to get like IDs for like the New York City parks to like be able to like reserve a court.
Speaker 3 That's for tennis as well.
Speaker 3 And I'm serious.
Speaker 3 I'm not that serious about pickleball.
Speaker 3 The paddle in line thing, my version of pickleball is I go estate sailing and like for really good estate sales in Los Angeles, people will show up early and put like a jacket or a hat and line it up outside of the house as if they've been there, but they're not.
Speaker 3 They just showed up and then went and did it someplace else, too.
Speaker 3 So you get there and there's a lineup of junk of people in line, and then you're way the frick back, even though you're physically there ready for the estate sale. That would annoy me.
Speaker 3
I would actually stand there just despite them to be a single person. It's so annoying.
I'm like, you weirdos. Do you jump the line then? How's that work?
Speaker 3 Are you then still in line behind
Speaker 3
me? Disrupt LA estate sale etiquette. I wouldn't want to be that person.
You get black. You know what I would do? I'd walk up to the front, put the hat on, and walk inside.
Speaker 3 I'd be like, this one's mine. Thank you.
Speaker 3 Yo, right?
Speaker 3 You don't really really look like a fedora kind of gal, but here we are.
Speaker 3
Show you something new. Whatever.
With trinkets. Yeah.
Speaker 3 Thank you.
Speaker 3
In Paris, when we met and we were chitty chatting, we talked about girl dinner, and you mentioned that there was a place by your house. Carlino's Italian market.
Yeah. Whoa.
There it is. There it is.
Speaker 3
I was like, I need to know more about this. Apparently, they make like a girl dinner set with a little sticker on it, too.
And she sent me a photo of it later. And I was like, oh, yeah, they do that.
Speaker 3
What else do they have? Everything. Homemade Tiramisu.
Everything. Oh, yeah.
You want to know the best part?
Speaker 3
They have a tiramisu. It's called, I believe it's called tiramisu for two.
Oh.
Speaker 3
Yeah, that's cute. I take that thing home and I am, like, I feel victimized by the label.
Right. Rip that sucker off.
Right. Go straight in with a fork.
To who? To me. To me.
To me. Yeah.
Speaker 3
They spelled the two wrong. Too many.
They did. That's right.
Speaker 3
It's so silly. But yeah, they have everything.
Tiramisu.
Speaker 3 I mean, chicken cutlet, all the, all the kinds of salads you could possibly imagine tomato pie
Speaker 3 I do believe that's a yep you all cocked your heads
Speaker 3 I know it I know it all of your heads went
Speaker 3 in the same direction you won't play that back
Speaker 3 slow motion
Speaker 3 it's basically this happy meeting between pizza like
Speaker 3 What is the thick pizza? Sicilian pizza and
Speaker 3 like bruschetta, but with no cheese. So, raw tomatoes on top?
Speaker 3
I do believe they go in the oven. Okay.
I think it's like tomato sauce. There are some places who have a sauce that's like significantly more pureed.
Okay. That's not the good stuff.
Speaker 3
Well, it's just, I didn't not. It's not what I bring.
It sounds sad when I'm picturing it. It's honestly.
Don't look at it. It's good.
Do you like bruschetta? Love. Yeah, you'd be good about it.
Speaker 3
You know, Grandma. It's a tomato pie place right by your house.
It's regular pizza, though. Oh, why would they take that? They don't understand it.
The the culture. That's weird.
The culture.
Speaker 3
Well, that's like when you go other places and they have Philly cheese steaks. And I'm like, no.
Is it? No. Because you're not in Philly.
Speaker 3
It's like champagne, but you can't have it outside of Champagne, France. Precisely.
You can't have a Philly cheese. So Philly cheese.
So let's ask this.
Speaker 3 Are you a believer in one form of cheese over the other?
Speaker 3
Isn't that like a big debate there? People get really butthurt about cheese whiz. Okay.
Cheese whiz is essentially like canned cheese. Okay.
Yeah. Exactly what you think.
Speaker 3 You could do do it out of the little, yep, mm-hmm.
Speaker 3
But it's warm and it slathers on nicely. I mean, it's disgusting.
Yeah. But also delicious.
Speaker 3
I do know. I'm not a whiz kind of gal.
I get fried onions with extra American cheese. Oh, so you're American girly.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's outstanding. Do some people do cheddar?
Speaker 3
I think I went to a place once in Philly and there was cheddar as an option. Really? Sometimes it would be too old.
They should be put out of business. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 Have you had a chocolate?
Speaker 3
I have not. Oh my God.
I just heard about this recently for the first time. You have to.
I love it. Olivia, put me on it.
There's a place right next to me that makes the best ones, of course.
Speaker 3
We're in New York right now. We should order them here.
Keep going.
Speaker 3 And I was in Philly in February, and we got a Philly cheesecake steak. And all my friends were kind of like, I feel like it's just missing some tomatoes.
Speaker 3 And like, I feel like we should have a chopped cheese at this point. Okay, so it's on a choppy.
Speaker 3 Well, it's
Speaker 3 hamburger meat, but then they cut it up really fine. So it's just like grounds, tomato, tomato, onion, American.
Speaker 3 It's basically a cheeseburger that they've put into a hoagie. Okay, but like some there's something better, something so they've broken it all up, so it's like it more of the meat gets to be crispy.
Speaker 3
They melt the American cheese in there, it's the lettuce, tomato, onion, however you want it, and it's like hot, fresh, and greasy. And like, I think it's a cousin of a cheese steak.
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 If you needed to find something similar in Philadelphia, you can order a cheesesteak hoagie, oh,
Speaker 3
which will have tomatoes, lettuce, pickles if you want to. That sounds up my alley.
It sounds delicious. Yeah.
Okay, cool. It's outstanding.
We're blind ranking the best rom-coms with Kylie.
Speaker 3
We are going to be shown various rom-com titles, and we are going to rank them out of 10 without knowing what is coming next. And we got to lock them in.
It's stressful, I swear.
Speaker 3 Are you a rom-com watcher? I do enjoy rom-coms. Okay.
Speaker 3
So good. Are you a reader? I know.
Oh,
Speaker 3
back to the rom-coms. You like movies? Yes.
Yes, that's movies.
Speaker 3 13 going on 30.
Speaker 3
And Alona, you kind of are Jennifer Lawrence. Not Jennifer Lawrence, sorry.
Jennifer Garner's doppelganger. You get that comment all the time.
She gets that a lot.
Speaker 3
Do you think she looks like Jennifer Garner? I could see it. Okay, yeah.
I don't see it, but everyone on the internet sees it. Everything.
Do we like this one? 13 going on 30. I mean, great quote.
Speaker 3
I like your dress. I got these great boobs to fill it out.
Yeah, that one. Yes, that one, that one, though.
Did you resonate with that? I did. Because, to be honest, she goes like this, and I'm like,
Speaker 3
are we? Do we got... Do we? Are we packing heat up there? Okay.
I love that.
Speaker 3
It made me feel a scene. Yeah.
Yeah. I'd give a pretty high.
Would you? I remember when I watched this, I wasn't as thrilled by it, but maybe I was like
Speaker 3 too young when I first watched it to really understand it. The thriller scene is just
Speaker 3
impressionic. Yeah.
It is. True.
Speaker 3 Okay. Where do you want to rank it? Where are we ranking this? One to ten.
Speaker 3 Pick wisely.
Speaker 3 Six? Perfect.
Speaker 3
I love that. It is kind of middle of the road, right? Sometimes it's tough to watch.
I don't know that I've ever met someone and they've said 13 going on 30 is my favorite movie. So that's why.
Speaker 3 I really like it. Yeah.
Speaker 3
Sweet Home Alabama. Yeah.
Perfect movie. This is one of my favorite movies ever.
You dumb, stubborn redneck hick. The only reason you won't sign these papers is because I want you to.
Wrong.
Speaker 4 The only reason I ain't signing is because you've turned into some toity, toity, Yankee bitch. And I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.
Speaker 3 Actually, I know the cousin of Josh Lucas and it was embarrassing because I was flipping through her DVD catalog and I was like, Love Sweet Home Alabama. And I was like, my man, my man, my man.
Speaker 3
And she goes, that's my second cousin. No way.
What? Yes. I was like, is he single?
Speaker 3
What? You're old as heck for you. That's her.
Silver box. That's her man.
Speaker 3 That's distinguished. Do you like this man?
Speaker 3
I do. Okay.
I think so. Well, I like that when she gets around him, it sort of brings her sass back out.
I do like that. Her southern charm.
Right?
Speaker 3
It like reignites, like, she's like, basically, fuck you. Yep.
Gets a little attitude back in it. Yeah.
Also, dog, great supporting cast. Yeah.
Yeah.
Speaker 3
Dog is great. I really enjoy this one.
I mean, I could even do it at like a three or four. Yeah.
Yeah.
Speaker 3
I want to go high. I want to go high.
Let's go. Can we go three? You go with that.
Three. Perfect.
27 dresses. Catherine Heigl, James Marsden.
That's also one I can watch many times.
Speaker 3
I guess I really love rom-coms because I can watch these movies a lot. You like that? You watch this one a lot.
I've watched this one many times. Really? Why so? What about this one?
Speaker 3 I don't know. I could probably watch it tonight.
Speaker 3 Is this the one where the sister is a bitch, though? Yes.
Speaker 3
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
Right? Yeah. Right? I don't think sisters are.
Speaker 3 When she takes the
Speaker 3
wherever she was going to get married, the same place. Oh, when she takes her mom's wedding dress and cuts it up and like cuts it up.
Yeah. And then gives her the...
Speaker 3
Don't worry, I saved you the scraps. Yeah.
Would you not off your sister?
Speaker 3 I would be
Speaker 3 Right?
Speaker 3
That's too awful. And I'm like, is that real life? Like, would I bet there are people out there that are like that, though? How selfish.
I know.
Speaker 3
And not to mention, she stole the guy. Yeah.
Yes. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
But then that guy wasn't even sure then.
Speaker 3
That's the guy. Yeah.
Not great.
Speaker 3
Okay. But you like this one.
I do. Okay.
Also, the whole like Benny and the Jets thing, we sing Benny and the Jets to our third daughter because she's Bennett. We call her Benny.
So
Speaker 3 she's got electric boobs, boobs,
Speaker 3
She's gonna have a good time in the bar when she's older, and they put on Benny and the Jets. This is my song.
You see what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 My parents wrote it for me.
Speaker 3
Oh, God. I'd go four or five with that.
Yep. I go five.
Five.
Speaker 3
She's the man. She's the man.
Amanda Bynes, Channing Tatum.
Speaker 3
Outstanding. Outstanding.
Yeah. Outstanding movie.
Okay, why do you have tampons in your boot?
Speaker 3
I get really bad nosebleeds. Like cinematic genius, truly.
And a Shakespeare retelling. Yes.
All great rom-coms are. Which one?
Speaker 3
It is one. I just don't know which one it is.
They even have some of the same names. Like the high school names in it are the places in
Speaker 3 the Shakespeare play. And then some of the characters, I think, also have the same names and everything.
Speaker 3
12th Night. There you go.
Is it 12th Night? I couldn't tell you a thing about 12th Night. Well, I couldn't.
I don't know what that's about. just about.
Speaker 3 Say the premise of she's a man, but add a little spunk to it. Absolutely, I'm a man.
Speaker 3
It has some cross-site. I mean, there's cross-dressing in it.
I'm pretty sure that's why it's a whole thing. I love this movie.
This is perfect movie. Perfect movie.
10 out of 10.
Speaker 3 Do you have strong feelings about this movie? I love this movie. I think that the fact that she tries to pull off that she is her twin brother is comical.
Speaker 3
A thousand percent. I mean, seeing her like putting the sideburns on, incredible.
And then trying to speak as if she's like a dude on the soccer team. brother, brethren, yeah,
Speaker 3
yeah, mess. I mean, and then this is the film that's the scene in the soccer game when her actual brother is swapped in and like flashes his junk.
I mean, like, is that not a good time in cinema?
Speaker 3 What's your favorite line from it? Welcome to Elyria, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Speaker 3 My name is, and when my eyes are closed, I see you for what you truly are, which is ugly.
Speaker 3
That's the best one. Where are we ranking this, Kylie? High.
High? I agree. I think, like, one, two,
Speaker 3
three. Or two? Two.
Scooter. Leaving a space for love.
Yeah, who knows what for? Ooh.
Speaker 3
Specifically, two. Is that why it's Princess Star? I was going to say, this seems a little too specific.
Very specific. It's my favorite movie.
I loathe you.
Speaker 3
I loathe you. Okay, I love it.
I love it. I love it.
Everything about it. Is it the mattresses on the steps? Or?
Speaker 3 It's, I don't know, enemies to lovers, lovers,
Speaker 3 Chris Pine.
Speaker 3 That's my number one.
Speaker 3 Y'all do what you want to do, I guess.
Speaker 3
It is so specific. It's so specific.
There's something magical about it. They're in another country.
Like, there's
Speaker 3 a major glow-up. Naturally,
Speaker 3
I do. I love it.
Raven Simone is here. Take my ranking out of it.
Where are you guys ranking it?
Speaker 3
I would. Where would you guys put that? Put it up.
I fear that. Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3 If I were ranking this by myself, I'm going to tell you I would rank it lower. But because we're
Speaker 3 going to be speak your truth. Four? Four.
Speaker 3
I think we save it. I do think we save it.
You save four? Four, yeah. So you want.
Speaker 3
Alone, it's your favorite. Favorite though.
No. I love that the athlete is coming out.
She's trying to be strategic right now. She's like, I don't want to get fucked and have to put something.
Speaker 3
There's no winning. Something lower.
I know, but put it at seven.
Speaker 3
Seven. Put it at four, Alona.
Four, Alona. That's true.
It's true to yourself. You got to do four.
Speaker 3 I won't let you lie to yourself like that.
Speaker 3
Everyone else was ready to support you in a four. She said seven.
Seven. Two favorite.
Speaker 3
That's only mine. I'm telling Chris Pine on you.
Damn. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
I'm actually not a big fan of this movie. I find it very toxic and annoying.
Speaker 3
But I know that movies aren't supposed to be real life. But that's me.
I will agree. She slays the yellow dress.
Yes. But that's me.
What about you? I do love this movie. Really? I do.
What about it?
Speaker 3 I just like that she's kind of like a badass, like, she's a little rough around the edges. Like the hamburger scene, I feel like everyone can relate to like biting into a hamburger like that.
Speaker 3
And if you don't buy your hamburgers like that, what are you doing? You're eating your hamburgers wrong, right? Right, right. That's just science.
I don't know if I've watched it enough to know that.
Speaker 3 I watched those and I was like, okay.
Speaker 3 You've probably seen the meme of it because she like makes a joke about, I think, like one of her bosses behind her, and then she's like, and like, I shouldn't do that. Oh, I've seen it.
Speaker 3 And that will be me.
Speaker 3
And we got a new gift for that. Perfect.
Perfect.
Speaker 3
We can go low. We can go low.
I don't feel that
Speaker 3
strongly about it. I will say it is one of my favorite rom-coms, but I don't feel strongly enough to bump it.
Let's put it seven then. Seven.
I would go higher, but that's just the only room we have.
Speaker 3
That's well, let's put it high. Seven.
Yeah, we're really pulling it up. That's what I said.
We weren't strategic, but we just love rom-coms. So this is hard.
Speaker 3
We have eight, nine, ten, and one left. Oh my god.
This is how it always happens, though.
Speaker 3 I love that this one is going to have to be like a str
Speaker 3
crazy good. It's going to have to be strong.
Like punch you in the face kind. Oh, congeniality.
Miss Congeniality. Iconic movie.
I have gel in my hair. I haven't slept all night.
Speaker 3 I'm starved and I'm armed. Don't mess with me.
Speaker 3
Your note here says that Jason ended up watching it by himself because I told my nieces who are I call them my nieces. They're actually just like our family friends.
But I told them they're 16 17
Speaker 3 i told them that they or yeah 16 17 i told them that they needed to watch miss congeniality and they were like we've never seen that before and i was like
Speaker 3 i think we need to watch this you'd be a stupid we put it on and then got a little sidetracked and left jason in the living room after he really put up a fight about putting on miss connection and then he continued to sit there and watch the entire movie by that's a good one i feel like that one works for men and women that's a great movie yeah it's just a good movie It is so bad.
Speaker 3
FBI agent meets pageantry, meets. I mean, when she launches herself off the off the stage in the like leaderhoes in one, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever it is.
It's not number one, I think, though.
Speaker 3 Because it's less rom than it is calm. So
Speaker 3
think about it. It's hilarious.
They do have a pool kiss scene, though, no? Or do they just go in the pool together? He yanks her in the pool. Yanks are in the pool.
I was going to say that.
Speaker 3 I don't think they kiss until the very bitter end. They really make you hold out for it.
Speaker 3 Slowburn. Yeah.
Speaker 3 Love it.
Speaker 3 Um, which does kind of suck because, like, it wasn't until she had a glow-up that he saw her as like beautiful. So, yeah, this isn't a romance.
Speaker 3
The way that she was, though, I don't know if I would have seen her as reflector. You're a little rough around the edges.
You see, the way she was tearing apart that steak,
Speaker 3 the way she ate the food.
Speaker 3 I know we're all for women here, but she was being a little aggressive when she was eating that steak at the counter and like chugging a bowl.
Speaker 3 She was bargaining together. All right, let's give men some credit, okay? All right, I'm sorry, but
Speaker 3 let's put this one at
Speaker 3 nine.
Speaker 3 Let's go nine. Nine.
Speaker 3
It's more comedy than rom-com. Crazy Rich Asians.
Uh,
Speaker 3
I love this one. I can watch it whenever I want to play, and I feel like I gotta watch it.
You have to watch it. It's actually illegal to not.
Isn't it?
Speaker 3 Isn't that where you watch it? That's where you watch it. It's always been illegal.
Speaker 3
Because I've watched it like two or three times and it's always been on an airplane. Yeah.
Why is it so good to watch on an airplane? I don't know, but I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3
When that wedding starts and the water runs down, oh my gosh, I don't know what it is. It ignited something in my soul.
I was like, I'm going to walk down a round of way that's flooded with water.
Speaker 3 I was like, why didn't we wet our
Speaker 3
water? What's going on? Where was my water? Yeah. And the song, too.
That's, that was really beautiful. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3
But in a way, he didn't tell her she was rich. We're putting it at nine.
We're putting it almost coming to 10 because
Speaker 3
it's not really calm. It's funny, but also they're already in love.
Like, it's not like a rom-com. And he lied to her their entire relationship.
Right.
Speaker 3
10. Not saying we didn't, we won't watch it all the time.
Oh, love that movie. Love.
But I think we're going 10. Cool.
10 works. Okay.
Easy. Oh.
Speaker 3
Oh. The proposal.
Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock.
Speaker 3 I've watched this movie so many times. Yeah, I think it's a solid movie.
Speaker 3
Oh, no. I've watched it so many times.
I love this movie.
Speaker 3
It's funny, too. It's just a funny one.
It is. It gets funnier every time you watch it.
Speaker 3 I mean, when the, what is it, a hawk, like, or the eagle picks up the dog and she's like on the phone trying to like swat at the bird? Ridiculous.
Speaker 3 I recently watched it and I like like screw squealed, scream, like laugh when they run into each other butt naked. Yeah.
Speaker 3 Oh!
Speaker 3 Oh.
Speaker 3 Oh my god!
Speaker 3
Are the both of them naked? Yeah, both naked, eh? Both naked. They run it.
Like that is rom-com gold. Yeah.
Also, the In the Woods with Betty White, R.I.P., R.I.P.
Speaker 3 What an IP. She is
Speaker 3 one of the funniest people.
Speaker 3
I mean, come on. Yeah.
Come on.
Speaker 3 This is sounding like a one. It's going to be a one for us.
Speaker 3
It's my number one. It has a great end credit, end credit scene.
Oh, it does. The visa application and all the little questions.
Speaker 3
So that character. Oh, my gosh.
So much good stuff. The striker.
Speaker 3
Who's also like the bartender? Who's also the whatever? Last one, here we go. We'll be right back.
You're gonna be number eight. What is it gonna be?
Speaker 3
Legally blonde. I'm kind of okay with that.
I can live with that. I can't believe that.
I can live with that placement. One of my closest friends would not be okay with this placement.
Speaker 3
Yeah. She loves it.
Yes. She's also a lawyer.
Speaker 3
Okay. She's like, it's so true.
That's her Super Bowl. Yeah.
That's how she got into law school. I mean, Gab's all in on legally blonde.
What? Like, it's hard? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3
That's it. Sorry about this, Reese.
I love you, though, girl.
Speaker 3 love you Reese love you hey we put uh sweet home alabama really high though all right oh see Reese perfect yeah it doesn't feel right but we did our best we did a good job if it was legally blind the musical on this list
Speaker 3 do you read smutty books we all read smutty books
Speaker 3
Alone's reading Cowboy one right now. Yeah, it's good.
I won't waste your time or anyone else's time, but I am going to need to know your opinions on the gray, the 50 Shades of Gray.
Speaker 3
I've never actually read that. We've all read it.
Oh, you haven't read that shit I've read it many times I've read
Speaker 3 all right
Speaker 3 but that's also when we say smutty books that's like all of it
Speaker 3 some books just like have sex scenes and you call it smut okay I don't even know what would classify yeah did you enjoy reading it like the reading experience you said you're not a reader though but you read that so like was the reading experience enjoyable like do you see why people are like it was fine okay
Speaker 3 it was fine yeah sure I read it I'm gonna be honest I reread the books when I got disappointed by the the movie. Oh.
Speaker 3 Because I thought the movie was disappointing.
Speaker 3
They weren't good. No.
The casting was not as good.
Speaker 3
We didn't have an American guy. I can hear his accent.
Right. Right.
Speaker 3 And also, he was supposed to be like this very tall, like,
Speaker 3
blooming dog. Yeah.
And I don't, I think they were the same size. Yeah.
Speaker 3 Can you tell I have an issue with...
Speaker 3 What?
Speaker 3
I just want like big man. Big man.
On big man. So she can be.
Speaker 3 We've talked about 50s gray, I think, on like four episodes so far. We don't even know why.
Speaker 3
I keep talking. We have talked about this so much.
Literally.
Speaker 3 How smutty are we talking these books that you like besides that? Girl, how much you want to know? Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3 Did you see the post of a friend who was like keeping the other friend in check?
Speaker 3 She posted something on
Speaker 3
her social media to be like just enjoying the day. And at the very bottom, she was like reading a book, but at the top of her Kindle, it was like describing a guy's dick.
Oh, like that sort of detail.
Speaker 3
And I was worse, dude. I was like, you know what? Shout out to your friend for being like, hey, I read the words on your book.
You're going to want to take that down.
Speaker 3
You're not a freak and everybody knows it. Yeah.
That's
Speaker 3
about that forever. There's books like that.
And then there's like the more like fantasy vibes where there's more like her sheath. and his knife and his like, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 Like that kind of stuff. Was this the werewolf stuff you were talking about? Yeah, got it.
Speaker 3
I read alien romance. No.
Anything and everything. Okay.
Mm-hmm. Worst.
Cowboy romance, big vampire. Literature.
I read a lot lot of sports romances.
Speaker 3 She reads sports romances.
Speaker 3
I can't do it. Because it just feels too cheap.
I'm like, the team.
Speaker 3
That's what I'm saying. Someone call police.
Save sport. That's not legal.
Oh, my gosh. Disgusting.
Speaker 3
Lock them up. We haven't talked about that.
Someone wrote that Why Choose romance with You Inspired. It was like a rugby one.
Oh, scary. Oh.
Oh, I got it. Is it fan fiction about her?
Speaker 3
No, it's a fully self-published book on Amazon Prime. Oh.
And Why Choose is like several guys, one girl. Exciting.
Oh my god. So what? I know what I'm downloading later.
Speaker 3 I hope yes.
Speaker 3 That's called reverse harem.
Speaker 3 Where there's many guys, one girl.
Speaker 3
I just believe creepily, Kylie. I don't know.
I think I'm okay. I love...
Speaker 3 I'm not proud of you. You're going to get it.
Speaker 3 Honestly, I'm not proud that I like it.
Speaker 3
You're fine. You're fine.
I would say stay away. You'll be okay.
Okay. I'm going through life for that.
Okay.
Speaker 3 Anyway, guys, guys.
Speaker 3
Guys. Guys.
Guys. Thanks so much for coming.
I'm going to rethink this on my list.
Speaker 3 Thanks so much for coming over to the House of Marr, a wave original. Be sure to watch and subscribe on YouTube and listen wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 3 Plus, follow the show on social media at House of Marr for clips and behind the scenes content.
Speaker 3
And a big thank you to Kylie for coming over to the House of Marr, sitting in this little living room here with us. Thanks for the invite.
You check out on Thursdays? Yes.
Speaker 3 Not gonna lie, drops every Thursday.
Speaker 3
Thanks for being here. Thanks for having me.
The fourth sister. And you have the hype for it too.
Oh my gosh. I fit.
Speaker 3
Perfect. You just gotta get your hair a little darker.
A little darker. I can make that happen.
Easy. Did you make that happen?
Speaker 3 No.
Speaker 3 I don't really care that much.
Speaker 3
Perfect. Perfect.
I'll do it. I don't care.
I'm pop committed now.
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