KYLIE KELCE! Mom Dinner, Short Kings & Our Fav 2000s Romcoms

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I know it.

I know it.

All of your heads went

in the same direction.

You want to play that back.

Slow motion.

Welcome to House of Marr a Wave Original.

We have a few house rules.

Girls are magic.

Reading is hot.

And so are you.

I'm the middle sister, Alona Marr.

I'm the eldest daughter and matriarch of the next generation, Olivia Marr.

And I'm Andrea Namar, the baby.

And I'm Kylie, the fourth Marr sister.

Very exciting.

You really had to slip in that matriarch thing, Olivia.

Dang.

Okay.

My dad always calls me that because I'm the first grandbaby cousin, like everything.

So the matriarch of the next generation.

We'll be at like family dinners or something, or it's just a random person.

You know, and this is Olivia Maher, the matriarch of the next generation.

I love it.

It's got quite a range to it.

I don't know.

She feels good all the time.

We have Kylie Kelsey on.

This is so exciting.

We wanted to have you on for a minute.

I mean, you're an icon yourself.

You are the host of the chart topping sensation.

That is the not gonna lie podcast.

And because you don't lie.

I don't.

You're gonna tell us straight up.

You're the mother of four daughters, field hockey coach, advocate for the Eagles Autism Foundation.

We are so proud to call you our friend.

Yeah.

Welcome to our house.

Welcome to the house tomorrow.

And sisters.

And sorry, yes, I'm sisters.

Four girls.

I mean, to be fair, we're the two-year gap.

Yeah.

I can just...

You literally slide it right in.

I'll slide in.

Two years, two years, two years, two years years.

not the matriarch anymore oh no no no you can keep that you can keep that that is kind of like her thing like no you you got one thing i got going for me i'm gonna be honest i don't want that responsibility so all you

oh my gosh well thanks for coming to the house of more today

coming up on today's episode of house of marr we're talking coach kylie blind ranking rom-coms and competition we love to kick things off with a touch grass moment like obviously sports but also like let's get grounded in what's going on today you know um so sometimes people just take life a little too seriously.

We're here to remind you to touch grass.

Today we thought we would talk about only children.

Do you trust them?

What if that's not only children?

Is this a safe space?

It's a safe space.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Thank you.

I will say the closest only child I have to me is my cousin, Marissa.

But she was tagged in with my sister and I to a degree that I feel like she did not fully receive the only child experience.

Yes, good.

So she's she's safe.

We will say, like, yeah, they kind of scare me a little bit.

Sometimes, like, twins who say things at the same time, but only children, if you have close cousins, that helps.

Yes, that's not as good as it lessens it well.

It's so tough for them.

I feel for them.

Like, I have one of my teammates who's an only child.

Well, she's not an only child, but she has much older, older brothers.

And like, she never had somebody to play with and to socialize with.

And she was like, I would have loved to have that.

Which, if you

only want to have one kid, also, that's awesome.

Do yourself.

In this economy,

also.

Do you want them to be weird?

Set them up for success.

Yes.

At least make sure there's a cousin.

Yes.

Close cousin.

Maybe even a neighbor.

Yes.

You've got to have a young kid around.

You know what I remember from when you were in Tokyo when you were in Paris for the Olympics, you were in the box and

one of my sisters, I think, noticed like the way that you just loved the kids, that you were like talking to the adults, but you saw kids there and you were like, like the mother gene never leaves you.

Yes.

I think it was your coach's daughters.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh, you just can't.

It got dicey in Paris because it's the longest I've been away from all three of the girls at that point.

And

it got to a point where I was like, I need,

I need to, I need to see children.

That's what I need.

I feel like my hands don't know what to do.

And I like, I, I don't, I'm not filling water bottles.

I'm not opening snacks.

Like, what am I doing with my life?

And I saw the girls and they were delightful and they were very, very close to my girls' age.

So then, of course, like, I'm like, what do you want to do?

You want to color?

You want to play high and seat?

What do we do?

We're going to chill up to.

Yep.

Did you have the coloring supplies on you in that moment?

I would have made them appear.

I can, I can figure.

We can, we can

make it happen.

Oh, um,

but then the my husband tells a story of when we were watching gymnastics after we left rugby.

And uh, I was like, Jay, you got to turn around and see this baby back here.

It's one of the cutest babies I've ever seen.

The cheeks were in like the stadium headphones.

They were like the cheeks, so the cheeks were, it was outstanding.

And naturally, my husband turns around and goes, Are you joking?

I said, Why?

He said, Michael Phelps is holding that baby.

You didn't see the Michael Phelps.

I was so distracted by the cute child and his cheeks.

I didn't even tell him.

And, like, of course, I know who my

very recognizable

is.

Exactly.

Had I, yeah.

He was like, he swam in like an Olympic, something like that.

Yeah, a couple

of whatever.

Yeah, I think he has one, one or two medals.

Yeah, something else.

We'd have to.

Can somebody Google that?

Yeah.

He, yeah i i would have recognized him but i was too distracted by his child's cheeks so have you always had this mother gene in you like from no i mean i still am not sure that i have it to be honest you're like maybe you're nursing somebody

i don't know about this job

yeah

yikes uh yeah no i i still like i tell everybody i'm winging it so i don't even necessarily know that i have i mean i used to my i will say some of my college teammates still call me mom they don't even call me kylie so even back then Because they were calling you mom or something.

Yeah, no, no, no.

They called me mom back then.

You were like the mom of the team?

Yeah, very much.

And that didn't always happen.

No, didn't at all.

I dropped them off at their dorms and then went back and didn't have that full responsibility.

I can't drop the ones I have off now anywhere.

No, really, and leave them without a care in the world.

Yeah, they do.

I love babies.

I've always been just a,

I, they could be the cutest dog, but if there's a little baby around,

I need them.

Whereas Whereas these two are, are like, yeah,

they're cute.

I love a baby.

You love.

You walked in with your baby today.

My head went, there's a baby in here.

And you can feel its presence.

Absolutely.

I love a baby.

I'm guessing you're talking more about like the mom gene.

Oh.

Yeah.

I'd love to hold a baby.

Yeah.

I don't know.

You like to borrow a baby.

Yeah, exactly.

Sure.

I'd be a great aunt.

I've always known that I wanted to have...

four like four kids.

So I guess to some degree, I was like, yeah.

Yes.

Okay, then that's your yeah.

But also now that I'm in motherhood, I would say before motherhood, I was like, give me all the babies.

Yeah.

Now that I'm in motherhood, I'm like, am I doing this right?

Every day.

For me, it's not about a gene, but even like hearing like, oh, you're two years older than me.

She's got four.

What am I like?

Am I behind a mom?

Like, but it's always that constant battle.

Like, there's no timeline.

I'm not behind.

It's just like what's happening for me.

And for me, it's always been like, I want the situations to be right, but I've never really had a partner where I'm like, I should bring a child into the world.

So if it happens, hell yeah.

But for now, I don't know.

I would love to have a little baby eventually, but don't rush it.

She, Alona is always talking about, she's like, I'm going to look amazing pregnant.

Random day.

We're like, hello?

She loves it.

I believe that with my whole heart.

Why?

I don't know.

I just feel it deep in my bones.

Like, I just feel like this body was made for it.

Right.

You know, I just know it.

I got good hips.

I got good birthing hips.

I will tell you, the first time that I walked into my first OB appointment, one of the older OBs walked past me and was like, you're going to be great.

And I was like, oh.

And those ladies know.

And it was, I got an explanation later, but the height.

Oh, why?

Because it distributes differently.

People will see me when I am eight, nine months pregnant, and they'll say, Oh, wow, you're not really

like, I would expect you to be bigger.

And I'm like, Do you know how much torso I have that this child has to hide in?

Yeah.

Lot.

Wow.

Yeah.

Great for concerts.

Yeah.

Great for pregnancy.

Because you're a big, a big lady like us, 5'11.

You can say big bitch or we call her.

Big bitch?

No.

Sorry, we say

we are we were saying a lot of other words the other day too but you're 5'11 a big bitch yes a thousand percent yeah and you love it how did you get to the point of loving that

took me a minute

it took me a minute uh i went into high school at 5'10.

so

needless to say the boys had not caught up yet and it makes for some really weird no they still have it's weird um

yeah um

no they it it made for some really weird feedback of like I got called a man a lot.

I was also like, I've always been a member of the itty-bitty titty committee.

That's me, myself, and I.

Yep.

Hello.

Representation is here.

So it, yeah, it's, I wasn't helping myself.

So I was like tall, flat as bored.

Yeah.

I mean, I hadn't, I had an ass.

Yeah, yeah, you did.

But the front.

No, at one point I was told I was so flat I was jealous of the walls.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that'll stick with you.

There was an audible, ooh, oh, yeah.

You're probably also way better at sports than any of them ever could have been.

So I just factored into it.

I mean, God given, you got like reach and legs.

You're already

three steps ahead in a few ways.

And you found field hockey through that.

You were like, let me find the sport where the shortest people thrive.

Where the shortest people thrive.

I will do that.

Where I have to bend on the ground.

Yes.

I still make fun of myself about that.

My dad tried to cement the hoop in the backyard and everything for basketball.

He's 6'9.

He was really trying.

He was trying.

He was trying.

It didn't stick.

Are you always asked if you played volleyball?

All the time.

There's a rotation.

It's like, did you play basketball?

Did you play volleyball?

Did you row?

And that's where you know they're grasping at straws.

They're like, I'm trying to come up with something.

Nothing.

Everyone, no.

You got asked if you did gymnastics once when somebody saw your Olympic hat.

Yeah.

I was like, oh, I don't know if you know gymnastics.

I've never been here at gymnastic.

This is on the...

No, that's not right at all.

Actually, I would not go far.

But thankfully, I did feel hockey too.

I remember we had to get like, get, just go solo to the ground.

But I always loved it.

I thought it was a great sport.

But then we did the basketballs and softballs as well.

Yeah.

Basketball and instant.

We had a little shot putter over here, too.

Shot putter and discus, but I did field hockey.

And I remember the coach would sometimes yell at me because I was too aggressive.

And I was like, well, give me a sport that I can be aggressive in, and I feel like this should be it.

Yes,

but then I was like, I guess I'll just put out my aggression with the heavy object.

That works, yeah, it was great.

That it's funny because people, I don't think, realize that tall people excel at throwing so and it's all so much

in the legs.

It is, they think you need to have so much upper body strength.

I'm still if you're using, if you're using your upper body, especially for shot put, you are going to injure yourself.

Absolutely, yeah, interesting.

Yellow, did you shot put?

You know I did.

I did did.

Shot disc jab.

Oh.

I was going to say did you play any other sports?

I did.

You know, you start with everything.

Like when you're younger, you test it all out.

Lacrosse, soccer, all of it.

And then

I don't necessarily know that I leaned into gymnastics.

I think we saw the writing on the wall with that one.

Irish danced for a long time.

Long time.

Yeah.

That was great.

Yikes.

Whose idea was that?

Was that mom's idea?

Dad's idea?

Where did that come from?

That seems so specific.

I don't know.

uh the town that we lived in is very very irish

so we just leaned in i think and my sister did it and you know as soon as the older sister's doing it you're like when can i do it right story of my life

yeah i'm next uh put sub me in and that's yeah it was a lot of years of fetches I took a hip-hop dance class once and my mom made her come with me and she was miserable and in the back of the class the whole time.

Yeah, sounds right.

And now, who was on Dancing with the Stars?

Interesting.

I didn't want to get ahead of the game.

That's why I didn't do the hip-hop dancing.

I don't want to use this up now.

Yeah.

You saved it.

Do you see any of those sorts of like

pairings within your own daughters?

Like, do you see, like, I know they're very young, but do you think the two close in age will be like closer?

Or is it the two middle?

Or?

It's funny.

Right now, our two oldest are only 17 months apart.

So for a while, they would sort of, they were like thick as thieves.

Like they would go and do stuff.

Our oldest would always be like, push it off the counter.

Like, and I would be like, I can hear you.

And then our second would be like, and push it off the counter.

I'm like, you didn't have to, you didn't have to do it.

But now our second and our third seem to be pairing up.

Oh.

So I'm a little bit worried about that because of

the

power of suggestion and how it works on our second and how manipulative our third is.

Third to the second.

Our third child is, I mean, she's,

she's manipulative to everyone.

I want to clear that up.

She's, she's, I mean, bat shit crazy.

She is.

Right.

How so?

I mean, she's two years old, freshly two.

Right.

Well, February, end of February.

She turned two and she is actively trying to do things to better her day.

Okay.

And not in, well, not in a, not in a straightforward way.

So recently she poured some water on herself.

I watched her.

She went to take a drink and then thought about it, poured some water down herself, and then promptly went to the nearest adult and went,

dress wet, take it off.

And I said,

I'm going to see how this plays out.

The person, like, I'm pretty sure it was my husband, takes the dress off.

And then she goes, I get a new dress.

Come on.

And I was like, ooh,

because we had recently had a conversation about how mom's not doing laundry just to do laundry.

And so we're not going to wear 17 outfits in a day.

We're not doing that.

Apparently we are doing that.

So

she made sure that could happen.

Lucky for me, my mom did a little.

I mean, she worked.

I bow down to her.

She knows what she's doing.

She tried to pull the same shit with my mom.

And my mom said, no, we don't need a new dress.

I'll pop it in the driver.

You'll have it back in 10 minutes.

And I was like, Get her, Lise.

So, what did she think of that?

Was she okay with it?

She was scared of her.

She was stumped.

She was stumped.

It's one of those times where, like, she didn't even have the space to cry about being upset about that choice because she was so deep in, like, the, how'd you get one over on me?

How'd you work that?

I won this around.

Yeah, exactly.

You won the battle, you won't win the war situation.

What do they call your mom?

Nana.

Nana, okay.

It's a very soft, like, sweet name.

It's appropriate.

She's like the best.

She's a Nana.

She's a Nana.

Are the, from what I hear, is like, are the terrible twos real?

Have you found it from every kid?

No, they each have an age that they've hit where I'm like, ooh, there it is.

Our four-year-old right now, when she hit four, I was like,

what is that?

No.

Yeah, no.

Do you ever get worried that when your kids get older and we'll see the clips of you talking about them when they're younger?

I hope they do.

Yeah, I hope they do.

Because I'm gonna be like, Do you know what?

Do you know what mom was going through?

You spoke true.

Yeah, you did that.

I didn't lie.

Did sugarcoat it.

Not gonna.

You know what's funny is I can pretty much tell the story of how you and Jason met.

Isn't that horrible?

Because the amount of times you have to share it.

Why aren't you so sick of it?

I was like, well, the thing was, she was on an app, and then she went and met him at the bar, and he was so drunk, right?

But she's the most beautiful woman he's ever seen in his life.

Like,

I can tell it.

How does it feel?

You're just telling that nailed that.

I No, my.

Carried him home.

Yes.

Legitimately.

So, yeah, you're good.

That's it.

We're good.

That's how we met.

The end.

I'm bringing you next time.

Next time.

I'm like, hold on.

Please.

Alona.

Well, so we're all single here.

Yes.

We're all single, bigger, tall women.

Yes.

With no personality.

With no personality.

Clearly nunch.

Chill.

Chill, chill, chill.

I guess I'd like to know, do you have any like tips for us as we enter this?

We're in the scene, not entering it, we're in it.

We've been in it.

We've been in it.

Like, it's kind of, we're posted up.

Do you have any tips for us?

Also, like, I think even being a taller, bigger girl, like, I sometimes feel self-conscious about it, or I, I'm like, oh, I don't know if he would like me because I am,

you know, bigger or more muscular.

So I've seen a clip recently, I believe it was a House of MR clip, where you said that you would accept a smaller, yeah, a man of smaller stature.

Yes.

Yes.

Smaller stature.

yes I would was is that a yes from everyone depends on how funny they are

well okay if you've got someone you send them out do you have someone I mean

come on guys

dead ass Kelly stop

guys guys come we're all looking to be set up come on and if it's got your approval I think height yeah yeah yeah it doesn't matter

I have to be honest I always

I was always like, they have to be taller.

I think having a dad that was so much taller than me, like being around people in our family, like even my aunts are like significantly taller.

I was like, this is something I'm not going to waver on.

I'm going to hold firm.

But you know what?

Short kings, they love to be like, I'm going to climb that tree.

I've been told that line multiple times.

And it works how many?

Zero.

Yeah.

I am very grateful that I'm not on dating apps right now because when I was on Tinder, I like to remind people of this.

You couldn't like pay 99 cents and back up.

You know what I mean?

Like once you swiped left, they were gone forever.

Like they, I mean, I don't know how that works now, but I hear there's like ways you can

go back to other people.

Yeah.

And you hear it's it's spooky out here, right?

Have you been hearing these?

I have heard.

Yeah.

Which app is it that has voice memos?

Hinge, and it is the scariest thing in the world.

Oh

because

well I've heard the I've heard the voice memos when they're funny I have not heard creepy ones oh because some people are trying to be funny and they're just missing the mark and also I have a firm belief that every guy is lowering their voice several pitches to sound like when they were funnier and sexier yeah and it's So I'm already automatically grossed out from that.

And it's just like the weirdest thing.

It's like their impression of like share and it's the worst thing you've ever heard.

And it's not, it's so bad that it's not even funny.

sure and it's just I also it feels so intimate to hear your voice when I'm just on your profile like that so I don't like it it does seem weird yeah I don't even know if I have advice I know okay rough rough out here how tall is Jason he's 6'3 okay okay so for you it's but really that's one of the reasons why I

I think why I swiped right was because he had all these pictures with like people next to him and I was like oh that's a big boy that's a big boy

And then other than that, what else drew you to him?

Like, was it,

what about it?

Like conversation, his personality funny?

It's funny.

His bio was extremely sarcastic.

It was like, I want to

have long conversations and talk about like having babies or something.

Like it was, it was so sarcastic that I was like,

yeah.

Sarcism can be hard to do, especially communicate via very much words on a screen.

Yeah, so that's it.

And then jokes on him because we did all of it.

Yeah.

He made all of it.

Yeah.

Manifestation.

He did.

He didn't even know it.

King of manifestation.

Careful what you write.

Long emotional conversations, babies.

Babies.

Nailed it.

Well, I'm not, I'm still thinking about my partner now that you have for me.

If you have somebody for me, okay.

We'll talk later.

I'm really hung up on that.

There's

plenty of life with him already.

Crazy.

Crazy.

I will say the short king really opens, like opens it up.

Yes.

My thing is, is first off, I'm really not getting any bites, so I'm just going to start lowering standards.

I'm just kidding, I won't.

Maybe I will.

No.

No.

But

we're a family about like conversation and connecting in that way and like humor.

Like, are they funny?

A lot of people aren't funny.

And if you can't make me laugh or at least think I'm funny, then I just don't see the point there.

So I've found some really tall dudes.

They didn't need to.

No.

That's it.

That's it.

They didn't need to work for it.

No, because everything is just, you're tall.

Girls will love it.

That's it.

Come flocking to you.

No.

I do understand that aspect of it.

I think, okay, maybe I do have advice.

I think maybe you lean into a slightly nerdier demographic.

Yep.

I'm down.

Already there.

Because, are you?

Because that's, yeah, that's, I say it all the time.

My husband was a saxophone player, competition jazz band in high school.

That's balance right there.

That's balance.

And

that doesn't get you going.

I don't know what will.

I think guys are lying on profiles to make it seem like they're more nerdy than they are.

Because I was duped on a date.

It was like a year ago.

And I was like, oh, he's cute.

He's a little nerdy.

And I went on this date.

Why is it a surfer guy in front of me?

He was too hot.

Damn.

She was trying to be too cool.

Like, I'm talking like shirt unbuttoned a little bit up here.

Like, the glass is gone.

Like, hair tousled.

It wasn't authentic.

It was totally an act.

And I was like, what is going on?

You had a glow up and you were like, wanted the nerd.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I was like, this isn't what I agreed to.

This is, I don't know you.

I'm down for a nerd if it's like the ones, the kind that showers and like has good hygiene.

Sure.

The ones that aren't in mom's basement.

Yeah.

Yeah, perfect.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Who like work in, what's the smartest like science fields?

Cybersecurity.

Cybersecurity is great.

Ooh, nice.

Okay.

Okay, yeah, we'll take one of them.

Do you know anyone in cybersecurity?

I might have a connect.

Wow.

Guys, not me.

Like, I'm like, I'm really thinking, I'm racking my brain over here.

I got this.

If one of us marries somebody that you set us up with, you have to officiate the wedding.

You are aware of that.

You've signed, seal, deliver that.

done perfect have you ever officiated a wedding no but i'm game heck yeah i'm so game okay talk about how it started right here right here right now how some are set new york city i love it so much

i'm doing it just so that i can do that perfect okay great she's gonna have a spreadsheet for you sash too matchmaker yeah so oh a matchmaker sash um so you have a podcast not gonna lie where you are just completely honest yourself have you always been this way like did you go through an awkward phase or were you always like to the point, da, da, da?

Or how did it get that way?

Did your sister help?

Was there a cattle?

I've always been that way.

We, our family is very much the straight to the point and talk about everything.

So there was no secrets.

There was no, um, there was no like being ashamed of anything.

It was, we're going straight at it.

And it's always in a kind way.

But

yeah, always as honest as it gets, really.

I have one friend who's even more honest than me.

Sometimes when, like, you know, like when you need to hear it, I'm like, hey, Burr,

what do you think about this?

It's a risky situation.

Yeah.

And she'll straight up tell you.

She'll tell you straight up.

She's like, do not wear that.

Do not step foot out of the house in that.

That's not it.

Try again.

Love that.

Yeah.

Do you notice friends avoiding you so that like they don't get the hard truth from you?

No, because I do read the room.

Okay.

I always say, if I can't be honest, I just won't say it.

So if I couldn't be honest with a friend about something because I know that they have a little bit more of a sensitive soul, I'll either land it significantly more gently or we'll just leave that one alone.

Leave it alone.

Maybe your silence is actually louder than anything in that case.

Yeah.

Alona's best friend and I will sometimes get together and be like,

I can't talk to Alona about this because she's going to be too real about it and make me come back to reality.

I can't do that.

I won't have it.

I won't have it.

She's being too, too straight up and she's making it way too much sense.

Too rushy.

Way too much sense.

That's that's her for me.

I have an easier time like

thinking so black and white with some things like they say.

I'm just like, no, you don't want to do that.

For other people.

For other people.

She's not great at it for herself.

It's kooky up here.

But you know, this is like this, this, this.

And I imagine now, though, with your

not, it's not like, it's not even like...

kind of like you're moving into fame in a way and like such a different it's had to also help you as well as like so many people want things from you so much stuff is going on you have to protect your kids and everything like that.

Yeah, I think

I'm still convinced that, like, the idea of fame when it comes to

me specifically, I'm like, nah, that's not happening.

That's not a thing.

That's not, because it's not.

I mean, I'm not.

Like, I can't, I can still, like, I equate it to like,

I can still go to the grocery store.

I can still live my life and like not be disrupted on a daily basis.

And I don't mean disrupted in like a negative way, but disrupted in like that, like, I would see people out.

I am by no means famous, and I like it that way.

Cool, you think that

is your sister like your best friend, or do you have another best, best friend?

I love knowing about best friends.

It's like my thing.

I have other best friends.

My sister and I, growing up, because it was only the two of us, it was we were either the best of friends or mortal enemies.

And there was no in-between.

Like, Jason, my husband, obviously, did not have any female siblings he didn't have any sisters he didn't have any he didn't have any first cousins like the the man there was a reason he has four daughters he needed that in his life that was balance I don't know I just I my sister and I we would fight and then the first time that Jason ever witnessed a fight was he was like

that was pretty cutthroat and then 15 minutes later my sister and I of course naturally were like are you hungry and what do you want do you want chipotle Like, what are we getting?

And he was like, What the, what was that?

Why you just, but you were so mean to each other.

You disowned each other in that.

Yeah, and I'm, I, I still, like, I still think back to like, oh, you were so blessed to not have to be in cat fights, but here we are.

Um, but no, I have like my closest friends, I have two friends from college who were my college teammates and one friend whose husband worked with Jason

that are like, if I need anything or like need to vent really, I'm like

Annie.

Yeah.

I have heard this sometimes about like sisters when it's just two of them because it's just the two like back and forth instead of like, you know, almost a nice ping-ponging relationship with more than that.

So I guess your girls have that to look forward to.

Well, that's, I've heard that about girls too.

That's, I like that, the fact that like, if you say like you guys were at odds, you have someone else to run to.

I like that idea.

Plus, my sister, we're like, my sister and I were three years apart.

apart.

So I think we were like just on the cusp of like being involved in everything each other were doing and then having a like larger divide.

So it was a little, it was, it was weird.

Yeah.

Audreyna and I are four-ish years apart and like that was a great divide growing up.

Like we fought a lot growing up, but now as adults, like, oh yeah, that's, that's my girl.

Like, we get along.

Okay.

I was going to say, I can't remember the last time I fought with my sister.

Dad.

Yeah.

I mean, we had a tiff in the airport yesterday, but like, that was fun.

It totally wasn't.

funny and she didn't think it was funny, but like I'm telling you.

Because there's something I told her to stop talking about.

Fuck impersonating.

She can push Adana's button.

She loves to do it.

And then if Adonna's like,

she goes like this, here's the button.

Press it.

Like, it's so easy.

She literally flashes it.

Neon.

There it is.

She's being pressed right now.

Look at her.

Look at her, Kylie.

It's being pressed.

Are brothers different then?

Like, were Jason and Travis just like, they did they?

Oh, Jason said he would beat the show.

They just beat the shaved shit.

She fits physically.

Which, like, you know, everyone has

altercations with your sister ever, not often.

I think there was maybe once or twice where, like,

hair got pulled.

Yeah.

And it was like, it's like the stuff that, like, you would be embarrassed about now because you're like, really, if we were going to fight, we should fought.

Like, pull on the back of the hair.

Do you guys ever pull that illegal move?

The kicking?

Oh, like, you're getting.

No, I used to mess with my dad and do that.

There you go.

I used to do like the dead leg with my heel onto his leg.

Yeah.

Damn.

I was in au pair in the Netherlands between high school and university and I had all girls and my best friend over there was a Swedish, a Swedish girl and she had all boys that she looked after, right?

And I was like, oh, well, today we like braided each other's hair.

We like baked a little bit.

And she was look like she was going through war.

She was like, it's just penises.

Yeah.

Everywhere.

Yes.

Always.

Like there's like little tiny boys.

They're just like naked all the time, taking their pants off, taking their diapers off, whatever.

Or like grabbing their crotch.

Grabbing their hair.

We're having very different experiences.

Yes.

very i will say we say gina a lot in our house a lot is that what you say all the time for it well if you ask them to say the full word it's ba gina with a b of course and iconic um but yeah it's uh

i can't imagine i just recently was telling someone about how my husband my mother-in-law has said that there was one day where she heard he has a knife And she went out on the front lawn and Jason had taken the kitchen knives and was throwing them up in the air and seeing if they could stick in the front lawn what

they also drove the uh the station wagon into the garage door because they were like playing in the car and then another time here's a real here's a real doozy

jason apparently talked travis into

we might not be able to use this

i am

poor woman that's what i'm saying

thank god you only have girls no well there was there was one point when i had our third and my mother-in-law was like yeah you know what?

Three girls still

better than two boys.

I was like, you know what, Donna, from the stories you've told me.

It seems like it.

And then you have a fourth one.

She's like, this is actually still pretty good, right?

There are mornings where we're sitting down to start our day, eating a little bit of cereal and coloring.

And I'm like, there's no fucking way boy houses do this.

There's no way.

We're already like WWE SmackDown, right?

No.

No way.

You're doing a crossword.

I'm still with Nora Jones.

We're bird watching.

That's legitimately what we've been doing.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Can you distinguish the birds by their sound?

No, not by their sound.

That's coming.

That's coming.

That's the next step.

I imagine you've talked about this before, but Jason gets the, or you both get the, you gotta have, you're gonna have a son, huh?

Which was our dad, too, was like, man, that's a lot of girls in the house.

How do you do it?

He's fine, guys.

He is fine.

He's

actually

great.

He's better.

Yes.

I've tried to explain this to people.

The universe knew that my husband needed this much female influence in his life.

And he's been blessed.

Teenage years might be rough.

Like when puberty hits.

Yes.

Yeah.

And then like two months.

We're all synced up.

One gets a period, the other gets a period.

Yeah, that's it.

We're going to be starting.

It'll literally be a whole month worth of like every kid can take a week because they just keep sending each other off.

And that was our problem.

We never knew when it was happening, but like our dad, like we would be

raging bitches around the house, like high school school or whatever.

And like, you never think like that, that's what it could be.

Every, every month, I am surprised.

I'm like, what?

That's like clockwork.

But like growing up, we'd be like raging worse than usual.

Like to be honest, and like our dad would have to like quietly be like,

and like, when are you set to like

have that period?

Like, what do you know?

Some comes the next day.

Sometimes he wouldn't even ask that, but he could kind of, I think he was keeping track in his mind.

And Olivia had low iron.

So when he knew that our period was about to come, he would remind us, don't forget to take your iron pills.

Those iron pills are on the counter.

What a nice, subtle way to be like, hey, it's coming.

And you're actually being a bitch.

Have you taken your iron pill today?

Girl dads take note.

He does that even now, though.

He does that even now as adults.

Like, I'll be in a mood and he'll know.

A couple of times he's on it.

It's quite interesting.

See, that's such a nice way.

My dad would be like, hey, yo, strap on the King Cody.

It's coming.

Right.

Oh, yeah.

And that's on having that many sisters.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's right, because you grew up around them.

Yep.

Why so many kids?

Irish Catholics?

They gang mom, Minnesota.

Or did you just one of five?

Yep.

One of five.

Did you go to Catholic school?

I did not.

I went to CCD.

Oh.

Oh.

She is so.

What's her confirmation name?

It is Bridget with a D at the end.

Ooh, that's fun.

Why?

What were we saying, Bridget?

Saucy.

Saucy.

Who the fuck knows?

Oh, you think I had a reason?

That's a nice name.

Put that in there.

That's true.

Yeah, that's literally it.

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Olivia went from being a show runner's assistant to content creator of Girl Dinner and Alona's manager.

And Alona has been putting in the work on and off the field.

Kylie, on top of having four girls, you're a podcast host, a field hockey coach, and you work with the Ego's Autism Foundation.

Is there anything you can't do?

Yes, lots of things.

It's on your own.

Most things.

Give us one.

Even some of the things that I'm doing.

Jokes on you all.

Yeah, I don't.

I mean, the list is lengthy.

Would you say you're naked?

You're a master of all trades?

Or sorry, not master of all trades.

What's it?

Jack of all trades.

I mean, Jack of All Trades.

We call ourselves that.

Would you call it?

Like, you could do everything?

A little bit.

You can do it.

I'll try my best.

There we go.

For sure.

I'll give you a little bit of a shot.

But I'll try.

Yeah.

Yes.

Put that here with a rainbow.

Are you a DIY gravestone?

No.

Because I'm not crafty enough.

I am the type of person, though, in less of like the DIY small home projects.

I am like the, oh, I need to move the table, get a dresser upstairs, roll up this rug.

Like, I'll do it by myself.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I'm, you know, it'll get done.

Yeah.

Why not?

Do you use girl measurements?

All the the time?

Yeah, what's your what's your go-to?

Uh, arm wingspan, or I'll like compare it to something else in the room.

Nice, yeah, yeah, that's a good one.

I like that, Kylie.

Could you walk us through your career trajectory?

How did you get from graduation day to here?

I graduated from Cabrini University with a degree in communication.

Uh, yep, me too.

Look at us putting it

out, communicating, putting it to good.

Here's communicating.

I know, I know.

This really, this kind of like podcasting kind of validates spending that much money on a degree.

Did you like to like focus on something or was it just communication?

We did not.

Interesting.

They made me like focus on journalism or PR, like both, like weirdly.

Anyway, keep going.

No, we, we were able to dabble in whatever and then we could continue on with, like, I did radio for most of my, yeah.

Look at you now.

Crazy.

Crazy.

Full circle.

Got it.

But I, when I graduated, I

wasn't sure what I wanted to do and definitely couldn't pick something in communications.

Look at that.

So I ended up going to be a one-to-one, an instructional assistant with individuals on the spectrum or with like learning disabilities in a high school.

And I did that for two years and then...

transitioned out of that because we were starting our family.

But that was, I still say that was my favorite job I've ever had.

Really?

So when my kids are old enough, you can catch me back in that classroom.

It was like a life skills classroom.

It was preparing kids for transitioning out of high school and into the real world.

And

it was so fulfilling and so much fun.

And no day was the same, which was exhilarating.

How did you find that?

Did you see a job posting?

Did you know people that did that already?

So I have a connection to the autism community through my neighbor.

I call him my brother Tim.

And we grew up together.

And so I had experience with individuals on the spectrum.

And so I, my mom works in the school district and she told me about the posting.

And I just said, that actually sounds like a good time.

And it was a great time.

But then after that, I was coaching field hockey then.

I continued coaching field hockey.

I still have not stopped coaching field hockey.

We'll see when that ball drops.

But yeah, then we started our family.

sort of I just was sort of holding it down with kids and then COVID, you know,

that thing.

And yeah, I've sort of dabbled in a couple things here and there.

But

when push came to shove, the Eagles started their Eagles Autism Foundation.

I stepped in there in a volunteer capacity.

They realized they were not going to get rid of me.

And then they brought me on in an official capacity.

So for a while, I was actually employed by the Eagles Autism Foundation as an event consultant.

So they have one event every year that's raised millions and millions of dollars for the autism community.

And it's a blast.

And I was able to be a teeny, tiny little part of that.

We have since had to reimagine my role because

I can't do it in the capacity that I was doing it in.

I try, but then get stopped quite a bit.

Yeah.

So it's hard to be working the logistics of an event and then have people like, hey,

I want to talk to you.

Let's take a picture.

And I'm like, I'm actually,

this walkie is not for show.

There are people talking to me right now.

Yes.

But yeah, it's that's, and then ultimately it got to a point where we were being talked about so much

that

in sort of this bump of crazy that's happening in our lives.

And I was like, I can't have people keep talking about me when I will set the record straight happily.

Like, you can just come to me and ask me.

And so that's what, that's how Not Gonna Lie was born.

And if people would like to donate, is it

what's the link?

EaglesAutismFoundation.org.

We have an event coming up at one of the Jersey Shore bars.

My husband guest bar tends with some of his

shores or just

on the shore of Jersey.

More south.

Cool.

I will say the show accurately depicts Seaside Heights.

I've been there.

I've been there once.

Accurate.

Yes.

But we are more south.

Okay.

Less gym tan laundry.

Okay.

If you choose, I imagine.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But we've held the event.

This will be the fifth year.

And they,

a bunch of Jason's former teammates and current Eagles players will come down and guest bartend.

And people literally throw money across the bar.

Hell yeah.

Yep.

It's like stripping, but for bartending.

Pretty much.

That's great.

For a good cost.

Yeah.

Word on the street is someone's ending up in a speedo this year.

How are they ending up in it?

Well, it could be my husband.

How do you feel about that?

No, uh,

I mean, I feel, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm great to see my husband around a speedo.

For sure.

Why not?

I don't know that I necessarily want to see everyone else seeing my husband in a speedo, but

he's not been in one.

I feel like he's been in one.

He's been in a lot

of different outfits.

He was in a diaper.

Okay.

That's where I saw him.

Yeah.

On the stage in Kansas City when they did a live show

for a new husband.

Maybe.

He was bald then.

He got his head shaved.

He was wearing a bucket hat.

Huh?

Is that what you have to do to have a successful podcast?

Wear a bucket hat and shave your head?

Yeah.

Maybe.

Think of that TikTok audio.

That's like, that's mine.

Yes, it is.

That's my man.

I'm stamping him.

That's me.

I already had to do that about his flip-flops.

What do you mean?

He wears flip-flops.

Apparently, that's an ick of a lot.

That's an ick of a lot of women.

And

not me.

Not you.

And like cities and stuff, too, because open-toed in New York City is like a big no-no to many people.

He'd just be

dogs barking on the streets of New York.

Wow.

Yeah.

Olivia did just wear flip-flops in an airport.

That was an insane.

It freaked me out.

Oh, so Jason does that all the time.

And that to me, every time I have to like look at ceiling so that I don't see his bare feet touching the floor.

He doesn't have pre-check.

No.

Oh, he refuses to pay for it.

He thinks it's a scam.

What?

Guys.

It's a scam.

Hours of your life bag?

No, he's convinced that it's a scam.

He's like, I'm not paying extra conspiracy.

I was just on a flight recently where the, it was like a couple sitting next to me, and he took his shoes off immediately, which is like, okay, yeah, yeah, but you have socks on?

No, no, no, no socks.

And then also took multiple trips to the bathrooms.

Shoes.

No, nope, nope.

My germaphobia would be

no.

And his wife was just there chilling in her thriller the entire time.

Didn't blink an eye.

Nope.

Wow, that's love.

That is love.

No.

God.

Oh, God, no.

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No?

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Women's sports have finally blown up now more than ever.

Who are you watching?

Who are you excited about?

I mean, you got to see a little bit of rugby, but is there just like some sport person that really

gets you excited?

I think what's going on in the WNBA right now is really exciting.

I think that's

it's the most obvious because of how many stars have sort of broken into that recently.

I just love the fact that at any given point, you can sort of surf the channels and find women's sports.

That to me is a game changer.

Like just the other day, we ended up watching some college softball because it was being aired.

And when I was in college, even I don't necessarily think it was as commonly broadcast.

So it's so exciting to have, and it's not even just like a feed, right?

It is a full-blown broadcast where they're producing it.

There are very great play-by-play and color commentary.

It's fully

engaged in a way that makes me really excited for just everything that's going on for women's sports.

Could you ever see yourself like being a part owner of a team or getting out there?

I mean, that seems to be a.

I would never say no.

Yeah.

Because there is a crazy, like, there's not enough teams for all these athletes that are coming out.

It's, it's cutthroat out there to be in the WNBA.

Really?

Yeah,'cause there's, what, 12, 12 spots on a game and you got, you know, all these draftees that come out.

There, a lot of these women aren't making it because there's not enough space.

And there's a lot of injuries, even less space.

Is there salary caps in the WNBA?

There are.

They're crazy salary caps.

Oh my gosh.

Especially in comparison to the...

Yeah.

And for him,

the MNBA.

How much more entertaining it is.

Like, when I'm scrolling in there, or when I'm like, you know, surfing channels, I'm not too great about like tuning into any sport that doesn't rugby.

But like, if softball is playing, that is so exciting.

Like over like a baseball game, an MLB game, unless you're there sitting in the stadium, but on TV who wants to watch that.

Women's sports are so much more engaging and exciting.

And like you get everyone's backstories and it's like, I saw this thing about, I saw a TikTok of a woman being like, you want me to watch the MNBA?

None of them even kiss.

You know, this is like the dynamics and the relationships.

And it's like, there's storytelling.

And like, women just know how to put on a good show.

And like, I love the sportsmanship

with women.

Yeah.

I mean, you've been in, like, you know, professional football.

Is there a difference between like personalities in football versus like women's sports?

Like, are you seeing that?

Like,

I guess football is also a space of it as well, but I just think right now we're really seeing the rise in the, you know, the Angel Reese, Kaitlyn Clark, these personalities.

I just think that the way social media has opened up the doors for athletes to be able to bring people in in a more personal way and to get to know them so that they're more invested in what's happening on the court or on the field or on the pitch.

I think that it...

I think that women specifically enjoy that degree of, like guys will watch and they know what college the guy went to, they know what their stats are.

But at the end of the day, I think women are more invested to be like, oh, I'm really cheering for her because her sister went to this college and I know so-and-so that knows her.

And it's like, we need like a deeper connection.

And social media has kind of provided that in a way that I think is only exciting people's soul to continue to support women's sports and the women who are playing them.

Well, I mean, I feel like it's...

Right here.

Yeah.

I place where nobody knows, but like by being myself on social media has been like so cool.

And even I think even with Jason as well, his personality also like is, I mean, amazing player, amazing player, but also like people getting the insight into who he is as well.

People want that.

They want to connect with you off the field.

And then when they watch you on the field, they're like, oh, I know that person.

It just makes it that much easier to cheer for you.

Like it makes it that much easier to cheer for the people who are participating because

it's like you're invested in them as a person as well.

And I think with the three of you too, Jason, you know, you alone, it's like you are all very authentic.

Like, it's what you see is what you get.

And I think people connect with that more.

They can feel that about athletes.

They're not like, you're not hiding anything.

You're not trying to, you're not necessarily trying to put on a persona and put on a good show.

You're just being you, and people are loving it because you're showing the exact, exactly the person that's doing these incredible things on the field or on the court.

Like, well, I think that's engaging.

That's one of the funny things about sports and athletes, specifically sort of picking up speed in their fame is that you worked so hard in your sport to be great at your sport.

You didn't work so hard in your sport to get into a stadium and put on a show, right?

So you're not there to put on a show.

You're there to be like the best, strongest, fastest, like most agile athlete that you can be.

And so it just, I think it,

you have no choice but to be authentic because you came into that space in a completely different way.

You didn't come into it to try and get followers or to try and get likes.

You came into it because you were fucking trucking people and doing your job well and people were like oh she's a badass athlete and she's hilarious but you're I would think

more capable of being authentic because of the way that you've sort of built yourself up in your career I would say I think it's definitely like that mixture of it like how much the the people around me in my sport has helped me to be authentic as well and like just translates so much to the things that I do outside it how much it's carried over and I guess with that now that you're coaching how are you coaching this next generation?

Because I'm actually scared of this next generation.

Like, is it tough?

What are you doing to,

I don't know, because I know coaches for me were you remember your coaches, like, they are a big impact on who you are as a person, your personality.

How are you coaching and you know, why are you still doing it?

I guess it's a lot.

It is.

I still coach hockey because I love hockey and I love

getting

to give

these young women skills that you use later on in life, right?

Like there are so many situations in the workforce, in your family, where you need to be able to work as a team.

And so

our record's not outstanding, you know, but we're ultimately, I know that these girls are walking away with a better understanding of like how to work as a team, how to treat your teammates with love and respect.

I tell the girls all the time, this is your family.

You don't have to like all of your teammates, but you do have to love and respect them.

And so I think that prepares them to be able to room with a random roommate in college.

It's those little things to get out into the workforce and have to work with a team in a professional space.

You're all working towards a common goal.

You can respect each other because of that.

And you can

sort of use each other's assets the same way you would on a field to to achieve that goal.

So those are more the things that I'm looking to do because those are the things that I took from my coaches.

My college coach was like this, I mean, she's this incredible example of a woman who has four kids.

They were all raised on the side of a field hockey field, a field hockey and lacrosse field.

She was coaching both lacrosse and field hockey at the D3 school that I went to.

She

is a cancer survivor.

She has coached there for, she coached at that school for over 20 years.

She's just an outstanding example of a woman, and she continues to lift up other women.

Once a season, she would bring someone in who was another outstanding example of a woman to speak to the team.

Our entire coaching staff sort of lifted each other up.

You could tell by the way they worked together that they knew what it meant to work in a team.

And it was always just a really great environment.

And those, like you said, are the coaches that stick with you.

Like, I love Jackie.

I'll always have love for Jackie.

And she is an example of like who, how I would like to impact my players.

Oh, I got to get on that team.

Yeah.

How competitive are you?

Are you like whatever you do, you're going to absolutely destroy, like pickleball with some friends?

Are you going crazy?

I

have found

peace.

Right.

I have found the ability.

Right.

I have found the ability to give myself grace the first or second time I try something.

By the third time,

I'm going get mad.

I'm getting no, I'm getting like if I'm not, I'm getting mad.

Like the kind of mad where you're like, are you good?

And I'm like, yep, I'm fine.

And it's like, not fine.

Don't talk to her.

This is why you don't craft.

Yeah, exactly.

You didn't get knitting on that second try.

You're done.

That's it.

Right.

Yeah.

We were playing Banana Grims at Christmas, and I was getting really mad when Olivia kept winning.

I was like, which is crazy because I'm not good at it.

It's just the ones that I'm, I keep getting.

It's not, it's not me.

The bad letters.

Jason and I are not allowed to play Settlers of Katana anymore because we were, for a while, we went through a phase of playing it on the phone version because it was only the two of us.

So he would sit on the couch and like pass it back and forth.

Like a pass and play.

Kind of romantic.

No, it was cutesy, adorable.

Until it wasn't.

Until he put the robber on my space and tried to pretend like he didn't.

And I was like, this, you did that.

So I like legitimately.

It was like, it was.

And then the other time he went for the longest road, and I was like, you know, longest road is mine.

It's fine.

I'm not, I'm bitter, but like, I'm getting better about it.

So is Jason competitive like that?

Yes.

Okay.

You put the robber on her thing.

I'm scared.

Part of the problem with my husband is that he is good at everything the first time he tries it.

It's very frustrating.

Have you gotten into pickleball?

You two could really kill it on the court there.

I have tried pickleball.

I wasn't terrible at it the first time, but enough that I was like, it was during a charity pickleball tournament.

Which like, don't look at me while I'm trying anything.

Don't look at me while I'm trying it.

Yeah.

So

do you, are you, are we pickleballing?

I just love pickleball.

I think it's, I haven't played it in a while, but I think it's so great.

But that's also my thing.

You, you know, the same thing about sports, any sports.

Play pickleball.

Great stuff.

Maybe a date night sometime.

You and him just battling at each other, just whacking these balls back and forth.

And it's the kind of thing where if you're already athletic, I think you'll get the hang of it.

It'll be a big time.

I would say do it, but I'm scared that that might end in divorce.

So I would just say no.

Well, when we played the the pickleball tournament, we were on the same team.

So I do think that was helpful.

I have said multiple times at this point that I recognize that my husband is good at everything he tries.

And so us getting married to some degree was a tactic because you have to pick me on your team.

Smart.

So if you're going to win, I'm going to win.

I'm going to win.

Yeah.

It's hard.

I have played pickleball before.

I really like it, but it is cutthroat in New York to get a court.

Oh, they do this at the shore.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I'm like, I'm not even going to try to

enter that world because I'm going to get annoyed at everyone like having to reserve early in the mornings and this and that.

Do they do the paddle reservation?

Because that's what they do at the shore.

You take your paddle and you put it in, and then it moves down so that it determines your spot in line.

I haven't done that because I'm not even getting that far.

I've just heard like some people have to get like IDs for like the New York City parks to like be able to like reserve a court.

That's for tennis as well.

And I'm serious.

I'm not that serious about pickleball.

The paddle-in-line thing, my version of pickleball is: I go estate sailing and, like, for really good estate sales in Los Angeles, people will show up early and put like a jacket or a hat and line it up outside of the house as if they've been there, but they're not.

They just showed up and then went and did it someplace else, too.

So you get there, and there's a lineup of junk of people in line, and then you're way the freak back, even though you're physically there ready for the estate sale.

That would sound annoying.

I would actually stand there just despite them to get it.

It's so annoying.

I'm like, you weirdos.

Do you jump the line then?

How's that work?

Are you then still in line behind hats and jackets?

You disrupt LA estate sale etiquette.

I wouldn't want to be that person.

You get black.

You know what I would do?

I'd walk up to the front, put the hat on, and walk inside.

I'd be like, this one's mine.

Thank you.

Right?

Hello.

So you don't really look like a fedora kind of gal, but here we are.

Something new, whatever.

With the trinkets?

Yeah.

Thank you.

In Paris, when we met and we were chitty chatting, we talked about girl dinner, and you mentioned that there was a place by your house.

Carlino's Italian market.

Yeah.

Whoa, there it is.

There it is.

I was like, I need to know more about this.

Apparently, they make like a girl dinner set with a little sticker on it, too.

And she sent me a photo of it later.

And I was like, oh, yeah, they do that.

What else do they have?

Everything.

Homemade Tiramasu.

Everything.

Oh, yeah.

You know the best part?

They have a Tiramasu.

It's called, I believe it's called Tiramasu for two.

Oh,

yeah, that's cute.

I take that thing home and I am like, I feel victimized by the label.

Right.

Rip that sucker off.

Right.

Go straight in with a fork.

To who.

To me.

To me.

Too me.

They spoiled the two wrong.

Too many.

They did.

That's right.

It's so silly.

But yeah, they have everything.

Tiramisu.

I mean, chicken cutlet,

all the kinds of salads you could possibly imagine.

Tomato pie.

I do believe that's a, yep, you all cocked your heads.

I know it.

I know it.

All of your heads went, huh?

In the same direction.

You want to play that back.

Slow motion.

It's basically this happy meeting between pizza, like

what is the thick pizza?

Sicilian pizza and

like bruschetta, but with no cheese.

So raw tomatoes on top?

I do believe they go in the oven.

Okay.

I think it's like tomato sauce.

There are some places who have a sauce that's like significantly more pureed.

Okay.

That's not the good stuff.

Well, it's just, I did not.

It's not what I read.

It sounds sad, but I'm picturing it.

It's honestly don't like it.

It's good.

Do you like bruschetta?

Love.

Yeah.

You'd be good about it.

You know, Graham's tomato pie placed right by your house.

It's regular pizza, though.

Oh, why would they take that?

They don't understand it.

The culture.

That's weird.

The culture.

Well, that's like when you go other places and they have Philly cheese steaks.

And I'm like, no.

Is it?

No.

Because you're not in Philly.

It's like champagne, but you can't have it outside of Champagne France.

Precisely.

You can't have a Philly cheese.

So Philly cheese.

So let's ask this.

Are you a believer in one form of cheese over the other?

Isn't that like a big debate there?

People get really butthurt about cheese whiz.

Okay.

Cheese whiz is essentially like canned cheese.

Okay, yeah.

Exactly what you think.

You could do it out of the little, yep, mm-hmm.

But it's warm and it slathers on nicely.

I mean, it's disgusting.

Yeah.

But also delicious.

That we order.

I do know.

I'm not a whiz kind of gal.

I get fried onions with extra American cheese.

Oh, so you're American girly?

Yeah, yeah.

It's outstanding.

Do some people do cheddar?

I think I went to a place once in Philly and there was cheddar as an option.

Philly?

Something like it would be too old.

They should be put out of business.

Yeah, okay.

Have you had a chocolate?

I have not.

Oh, my God.

I just.

heard about this recently for the first time.

You have to.

I love it.

Olivia put me on it.

There's a place right next to me that makes the best ones, of course.

We're in New York right now.

We should order them here.

Keep going.

We're still here.

And I was in Philly in February and we got a Philly cheesecake steak.

and all my friends were kind of like, I feel like it's just missing some tomatoes.

And like, I feel like we should have a chopped cheese at this point.

Okay, so it's on a choppy.

It's close.

Well, it's

hamburger meat, but then they cut it up really fine.

So it's like grounds.

Tomato, onion, American.

It's basically a cheeseburger that they've put into a hoagie.

Okay.

But like

something better.

Something so.

Because they've broken it all up so it's like more of the meat gets to be crispy.

They melt the American cheese in there.

It's the lettuce, tomato onion however you want it and it's like hot fresh and greasy and like i think it's a cousin of a cheesesteak yeah okay if you needed to find something similar in philadelphia you can order a cheesesteak hoagie oh

which will have tomatoes lettuce pickles if you want them that sounds up my alley it sounds delish yeah Okay, cool.

We're blind ranking the best rom-coms with Kylie.

We are going to be shown various rom-com titles and we are going to rank them out of 10 without knowing what is coming next.

And we got to lock them in.

It's stressful, I swear.

Are you a rom-com watcher?

I do enjoy rom-coms.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

So good.

Are you a reader?

I know.

Oh,

back to the rom-coms.

You like movies?

Yes.

Yes, that's like movies.

13 going on 30.

And Alona, you kind of are Jennifer Lawrence.

Not Jennifer Lawrence, sorry.

Jennifer Garner's doppelganger.

You come with that comment all the time.

She gets that a lot.

Do you think she looks like Jennifer Garner?

I could see it.

Okay, yeah.

I don't see it, but everyone on the internet sees it.

Very quote, did we like this one?

13 going on 30.

I mean, great quote.

I like your dress.

I got these great boobs to fill it out.

Yeah, that one.

That's that one, that one, though.

Did you resonate with that?

I did.

Because, to be honest, she goes like this, and I'm like,

are we?

Do we got...

Do we?

Are we packing heat up there?

Okay.

I love that.

It made me feel a scene.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'd give a pretty high.

Would you?

I remember when I watched this, I wasn't as like thrilled by it, but maybe I was like too young when I first watched it to really understand it.

The thriller scene is just

iconic.

Yeah, it is true.

Okay, where do you want to rank it?

Where are we ranking this?

One to ten.

Pick wisely.

Six?

Perfect.

I love that.

It is kind of middle of the road, right?

Sometimes it's tough to watch.

I don't know that I've ever met someone and they've said 13 Going On 30 is my favorite movie.

So that's why I really like it.

Yeah.

Sweet Home, Alabama.

Yeah.

Perfect movie.

This is one of my favorite movies ever.

You dumb, stubborn, redneck hick.

The only reason you won't sign these papers is because I want you to.

Wrong.

The only reason I ain't signing is because you've turned into some toity, toity, Yankee bitch, and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.

Actually, I know the cousin of Josh Lucas, and it was embarrassing because I was flipping through her DVD catalog, and I was like, love Sweet Home, Alabama.

And I was like, my man, my man, my man.

And she goes, that's my second cousin.

No way.

What?

I was like, is he single?

You're old as heck for you.

That's her.

Silver von.

That's her man.

That's distinguished.

Do you like this movie?

I do.

Okay.

I think so.

Well, I like that when she gets around him, it sort of brings her sass back out.

I do like that.

Her southern charm.

Right?

It like reignites.

Like, she's like.

Basically, fuck you.

Yep.

Gets a little attitude back in it.

Yeah.

Also, dog, great supporting cast.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Dog is great.

I really enjoy this one.

I mean, I could even do it at like a three or four.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I want to go high.

Let's go.

Can we go three?

You can get that.

Three.

Perfect.

27 dresses.

Catherine Heigl, James Marsden.

That's also one I can watch many times.

I guess I really love rom-coms because I can watch these movies a lot.

You like that?

You watch this one a lot.

I've watched this one many times.

Really?

Why so?

What about this one?

I don't know.

I probably watch it tonight.

Is this the one where the sister is a bitch, though?

Yes.

Yes, yeah, yeah.

Right?

Yeah.

Right?

I don't think sisters are.

When she takes the

wherever she was going to get married.

The same place.

Yeah.

Oh, when she takes her mom's wedding dress and picks it up and like cuts it up.

Yeah, and then gives her the...

Don't worry, I saved you the scraps.

Yeah.

Would you not off your sister?

I would not.

Right?

That's too awful.

And I'm like, is that real life?

I bet there are people out there that are like that, though.

How selfish.

I know.

And not to mention, she stole the guy.

Yeah.

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But then that guy wasn't making it for her then.

yeah, not crew.

Okay, but you like this one, I do, okay.

Also, the whole like Benny and the Jets thing, we sing Benny and the Jets to our third daughter because she's Bennett, we call her Benny, so

she's got electric boobs, boobs,

she's gonna have a good time in the bar when she's older, and they put on Benny and the Jets.

This is my song, you see what I'm saying?

My parents wrote it for me.

Oh, God, I'd go four or five with that.

Yep, I'd go five.

Five,

she's the man, she's the man amanda bines channing tatum outstanding outstanding yeah

why do you have tampons in your boot

um

i get really bad nosebleeds like cinematic genius truly and a shakespeare retelling yes all great rom-coms are which one

um

it is one it is one i just don't know which one it is they even have some of the same names like like the high school school names in it are the places in

the Shakespeare play.

And there's some of the characters, I think, also.

Yeah, they're the same names and everything.

12th Night.

There you go.

Is it 12th Night?

I couldn't tell you a thing about 12th Night.

I don't know what that's about.

Say the premise of she's a man, but add a little swunk to it.

Absolutely added.

No, it has some cross-dressing.

I mean, there's cross-dressing in it, I'm pretty sure that's why it's a whole thing.

I love this movie.

Perfect movie.

Perfect movie.

10 out of 10.

Do you have strong feelings about this movie?

I love this movie.

I think that the fact that she tries to pull off that she is her twin brother is comical.

A thousand percent.

I mean, seeing her like putting the sideburns on, incredible.

And then trying to speak as if she's like a dude on the soccer team.

Brother?

Brethren?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mess.

I mean, and then this is the film that's the scene in the soccer game when her actual brother is swapped in and like flashes his junk.

I mean, like, is that not a good time in cinema?

What's your favorite line from it?

Welcome to Elyria.

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

My news.

And when my eyes are closed, I see you for what you truly are, which is ugly.

That's the best one.

Where are we ranking this, Kylie?

High.

High, I agree.

I think like one, two, let's go to two.

Two.

Let's go to two.

Leaving a space for love.

Yeah, who knows what for?

Ooh.

Specifically, two.

Is that why it's

I was going to say, this seems a little too specific.

Very specific.

It's my favorite movie.

I loathe you.

I loathe you.

Okay, I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

Everything about it.

Is it the mattresses on the steps?

It's, I don't know, enemies to lovers,

Chris Pine.

That's my number one.

Y'all do what you want to do, I guess.

It is so specific.

It's so specific.

There's something magical about it.

They're in another country.

She knows.

She's got

a major glow-up.

Naturally.

I do.

I love it.

Raven Simone is here.

Take my ranking out of it.

Where are you guys ranking it?

I would say.

Where would you guys put that?

Put it out.

I fear that.

Yeah.

If I were ranking this by myself, I'm going to tell you I would rank it lower.

But because we're

deeply, it's okay.

Yeah, speak your truth.

Four?

Four.

You figure your truth.

I think we save it.

I do think your truth.

You save four?

Four, yeah.

So you want alone, it's your favorite.

I love it, though.

No, I love that the athlete is coming out.

She's trying to be strategic right now.

She's like, I don't want to get fucked and have to put something.

There's no, there's no winning.

Something lower.

I know, but put it at seven.

Seven.

Put it at four, Alona.

Four, Alona.

That's true.

You got to be true to yourself.

You got to do four.

No, I won't.

You don't lie to yourself like that.

I remember everyone else was ready to support you in a four.

She said seven.

Seven.

Your favorite.

That's only mine.

I'm telling Chris Pine on you.

Damn.

How to lose a guy in 10 days.

I'm actually not a big fan of this movie.

I find it very toxic and annoying.

But I know that movies aren't supposed to be real life.

But that's me.

I will agree.

She slays the yellow dress.

Yes.

But that's me.

What about you?

I do love this movie.

Really?

I do.

What about it?

I just like that she's kind of like a badass.

Like, she's a little rough around the edges.

Like, the hamburger scene, I feel like everyone can relate to like biting into a hamburger like that.

And if you don't buy your hamburgers like that, what are you doing?

You're eating your hamburgers wrong.

Right, right, right.

That's just science.

I don't know if I've watched it enough to know that.

I watched those and I was like, okay.

You've probably seen the meme of it because she like makes a joke about, I think, like one of her bosses behind her, and then she's like, and like, I shouldn't do that.

Oh, I've seen it.

And that will be me.

And we got a new gift out of that.

Perfect.

Perfect.

We can go low.

We can go low.

I don't feel that.

that strongly about it.

I will say it is one of my favorite rom-coms, but I don't feel strongly enough to bump it.

Let's put it seven then.

Seven.

I would go higher, but that's just the the only room we have.

That's well, let's put it high.

Seven.

Yeah, we're really pushing up.

That's what I said.

We weren't strategic, but we just love rom-com, so this is hard.

We have eight, nine, ten, and one left.

Oh my god.

This is how it always happens, though.

I love that this one is going to have to be like a

crazy good.

It's going to have to be strong.

Like punch you in the face, kind.

Oh,

miscongeniality.

Iconic movie.

I have Joe in my hair.

I haven't slept all night.

I'm starved and I'm armed.

Don't mess with me.

Your note here says that Jason ended up watching it by himself because I told my nieces, who are, I call them my nieces.

They're actually just like our family friends.

But I told them, they're 16, 17.

I told them that they, or yeah, 16, 17, I told them that they needed to watch Miss Congeniality and they were like, we've never seen that before.

And I was like,

I think we need to watch this.

You'd be astonished.

We put it on and then got a little sidetracked and left Jason in the living room after he really put up a fight about putting on Miss Congeniality.

And then he continued to sit there and watch the entire movie back.

That's a good one.

I feel like that one works for men and women.

That's a great movie.

Yeah.

It's just a good movie.

It is so bad.

FBI agent meets pageantry, meets.

I mean, when she launches herself

off the stage in the like leader,

whatever it is.

It's not number one, I think, though.

It's less rom than it is calm.

Think about it.

It's hilarious.

They do have a pool kiss scene, though, no?

Or do they just go in the pool together?

He yanks her in the pool.

Yanks are in the pool.

I was going to say that.

I don't think they kiss until the very bitter end.

They really make you hold out for it.

Slowburn.

Yeah.

Love it.

Which does kind of suck because it wasn't until she had a glow-up that he saw her as beautiful.

So yeah, this isn't a romance.

The way that she was, though, I don't know if I would have seen her as beautiful either.

You're a little rough around the air.

You see the way she was tearing apart that steak?

The way she ate the food.

i know we're all for women here but she was being a little aggressive when she was she's eating that steak at the counter like chugging a boy

yeah and then she was bargaining together all right let's give men some credit okay

i'm sorry but

let's put this one at um nine let's go nine nine it's more comedy than rom-com crazy rich asians uh

yeah i love this one i can watch it whenever i want to play and i feel like i gotta watch it You have to watch it.

It's actually illegal to not.

Isn't it?

Isn't that where you watch it?

That's where you watch it.

It's always a watch.

Okay, because I've watched it like two or three times and it's always been on an airplane.

Yeah.

Why is it so good to watch on an airplane?

I don't know, but I'll tell you what.

When that wedding starts and the water runs down, oh my gosh.

I don't know what it is.

It ignited something in my soul.

I was like, I'm going to walk down a round way that's flooded with water.

I was like, why didn't we wet our

middle?

What's going on?

Where was my water?

Yeah.

And the song, too.

That's that was really beautiful.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

But in a way, he didn't tell her she was rich.

We're putting it at nine.

We're putting it almost coming at 10 because

it's not really calm.

It's funny.

But also, they're already in love.

Like, it's not like a rom-com.

And he lied to her their entire relationship.

Right.

10.

Not saying we didn't, we won't watch it all the time.

Oh, love that movie.

Love.

But I think we're going 10.

Cool.

10 works.

Easy.

Oh.

Oh.

The proposal.

Ryan Rednald, Sandra Bullock.

I've watched this movie so many times.

Yeah, I think it's a solid nervous movie.

Oh, no.

I've watched it so many times.

I love this movie.

It's got funny, too.

It's just a funny one.

It is.

It gets funnier every time you watch it.

I mean, when the,

what is it, a hawk or the eagle picks up the dog and she's like on the phone trying to like swat at the bird.

Ridiculous.

I recently watched it and I like screw, squealed, screamed, like laughed when they run into each other butt naked yeah

are the both of them naked

both naked they run it like that is rom-com gold yeah also the in the woods with betty white oh r.i.

what an ip she is i'm one of the funniest people

i mean come on yeah come on i i this is sounding like this could be a one for us yeah but it's never one.

It has a great

end credit scene.

Oh, it does.

The visa application.

All the little questions.

So that character.

Oh, my gosh.

So much good stuff.

The striker.

Who's also like the bartender?

Who's also the whatever.

Last one.

Here we go.

You're going to be number eight.

What is it going to be?

Legally blonde.

I'm kind of okay with that.

I can live with that.

I can't live with you.

I can live with that placement.

One of my closest friends would not be okay with this placement.

Yeah.

She loves it?

Yes.

She's also a lawyer.

Okay.

She's like, it's so true.

That's her Super Bowl.

Yeah.

That's how she got into law school.

I mean, Gab's all in on legally blind.

What?

Like, it's hard?

Yeah, exactly.

That's the best.

Sorry about this, Reese.

I love you, though, girl.

Love you, Reese.

Love you.

Hey, we put Sweet Home in Alabama really high, though.

Oh, right, right.

Oh, see, Reese?

Perfect.

Yeah, it doesn't feel right, but we did our best.

We did a good job.

If it was Legally Blind, the musical on this list.

Do you read Smutty Books?

We all read smutty books.

Alone's reading cowboy one right now.

Yeah, it's good.

I won't waste your time or anyone else's time, but I am going to need to know your opinions on the

50 Shades of Gray.

I've never actually read that.

We've all read it.

Oh, you haven't read that shit?

I've read it many times.

I've read.

All right.

But that's also, when we say smutty books, that's like all of it.

Some books just like have sex scenes and you call it smut.

Okay.

I don't even know what would classify.

Yeah.

Did you enjoy reading it?

Like the reading experience.

You said you're not a reader though, but you read that.

So like, was the reading experience enjoyable?

Like, do you see why people are like, it was fine?

Okay.

It was fine.

Yeah.

Sure.

I read it.

I'm going to be honest.

I reread the books when I got disappointed by the movie.

Oh.

Because I thought the movie was disappointing.

They weren't good.

No.

The casting was not as good.

We didn't have an American guy.

I can hear his accent.

Right.

Right.

And also, he was supposed to be like this very tall, like

looming guy.

Yeah.

And I don't, I think they were the same size.

Yeah.

Can you tell?

I have an issue with.

What?

I just want like big man.

Big man.

Big man.

And big man.

So she can be.

We've talked about She's Gray, I think, on like four episodes so far.

We don't even know why.

We have talked about this so much.

Literally.

How smutty are we talking these books that you like besides that?

Girl, how much you want to know?

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Did you see the post of a friend who was like keeping the other friend in check?

She posted something on

her social media to be like, just enjoying the day.

And at the very bottom, she was like reading a book, but at the top of her Kindle, it was like describing a guy's dick.

Oh, like in that sort of detail.

And I was like,

I was like, you know what?

Shout out to your friend for being like, hey, I read the words on your book.

You're going to want to take that dick.

Yeah, it's a freak and everybody knows it.

Yeah.

That's

about that forever.

There's books like that.

And then there's like the more like fantasy vibes where there's more like her sheath and his knife and his like you know what i mean like that kind of was this the werewolf stuff you were talking about yeah got it

i read alien romance no anything in it okay worst cowboy romance big vampire literature i read a lot of sports romances

she read sports romances

i can't do it because it just feels too i'm like the team just would never happen that's

the police Save sport.

That's not legal.

Oh my gosh.

Disgusting.

Lock them up.

We We ever talked about that.

Someone wrote that Why Choose romance with you inspired.

It was like a rugby one.

Oh, scary.

Oh, oh, I got it.

Is it fan fiction about her?

No, it's a fully self-published book on Amazon Prime.

Oh, and Why Choose is like several guys, one girl.

Exciting!

Oh my god!

So what?

I know what I'm downloading.

I hope you're alone.

That's called Reverse Harem.

Where there's many guys, one girl.

I just mean creepily, Kylie.

I don't know.

I think I'm okay.

I love...

I'm not original.

You're going to get it.

I'm not proud that I like it.

You're fine.

You're fine.

I would say stay away.

You'll be okay.

Okay.

Going through life without.

Anyway, guys, guys.

Guys.

Guys.

Guys.

Thanks.

I'm going to have to rethink this on my list.

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And a big thank you to Kylie for coming over to the House of Marr, sitting in this little living room here with us.

Thanks for the invite.

You check you out on Thursdays?

Yes.

Not gonna lie, drops every Thursday.

Thanks for being here.

Thanks for having me.

The fourth sister.

And you have the height for it too.

Oh my gosh.

I fit.

Perfect.

You just gotta get your hair a little darker.

A little darker.

I can make that happen.

Easy.

Did you make that happen?

No.

I don't really care that much.

Perfect.

Perfect.

I'll do it.

I don't care.

I'm pot committed now.