Our Strip Club Adventure, Taylor Swift's Masters & Hotness Mentality

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I'm finding more gray hairs.

Sorry, that's real.

That's some other tea for today.

Look, you found one just right there?

It's that same one that's always right there.

I was talking about a really beautiful.

Okay, did you say it's always there?

Guess it's the one that you know is there.

Who asked you?

Welcome back to House of Mar, a wave original.

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I am your host, Alona Marr.

And I'm your host, Adriana Maher.

And I'm your other host, Olivia Maher.

Coming up on today's episode of House of Marr, we're talking Miami.

We have a new drinking game.

Whenever we say the word titties, take a shot.

Take a sip.

We're also diving into a sister's settle it, so stay tuned.

We like to start our episodes by touching some grass.

I think it's sometimes hard to stay in the present where you are.

You know, feel the earth beneath your your feet your ten toes

and

just be with it so with our touch grass today i want to talk about how i don't know if i know how to have fun anymore yeah anymore did you at one point i think i at one point i did yeah i said what what shifted the gravity of well let's give our definition of what i think fun is right let's start there for me fun

is

Phone in bedtime at the end of the day.

No, this is touch grass.

Hold on 30.

That's the opposite of touching grass.

That's the opposite of touching some some grass that is 30 that really is i think for me having fun is just dancing is it so it actually is for you but not into the early morning okay like i love an 11 p.m wow dance floor she's hard to find what about you well it's like going out to dinner having a glass of wine and then being in bed by hopefully like 10 maybe be on my phone until 11 conk out like that i think for me it is actually like a walk, daytime walk with a friend.

Maybe stop for a drink, get a margarita, get like a beer or something, maybe dinner, and then yeah, in bed early.

Okay, I think I'm saying this, though, is because I think our definition of fun is just changing.

Yes.

Because I think what some people would consider fun is like going out, clubs.

Yes.

And I do like that our definition of fun has changed since then.

Indeed.

But I think the other thing though is clubbing is so specific and maybe we just don't understand clubbing.

I don't think I can club no cuz there's also such a difference between clubbing and just like a bar that can get a little rowdier.

You know clubbing has a whole culture around it and I've never really dipped my toes into it.

I did

when I first moved to the city I went to a club somebody's cousin like knew somebody at a club in New York City and I was like freshly 22 or something like that and I marched in and I was like this is what it's all about.

This is what the movie says it has been selling is like when you get older you get to do this.

I was like I don't think I want to do this yet.

but so I don't seek out clubs.

But we were just in Miami for swim week and we went to a club,

but it was actually a strip club.

It was a club and a strip.

But they just call it a strip.

They just call it a club.

But it wasn't like a real strip club.

Right.

Like, I've been to real strip clubs, you know.

But if someone is stripping, is that not then a strip club?

But there's also, it's just like girls dancing, really.

Like, strip clubs is a freaky time.

Well, okay.

You've got creepy dudes.

Were you not looking around?

I saw Titties and I loved it.

Oh, yeah.

But it wasn't,

I would say there was like an Ariel show.

I don't know if, I mean, there's one dude weirdly just staring at a girl off to the side.

Right.

But other than that, it was mostly young people, like young girls and young, younger people.

There was a longer guys in there.

But Audrey, you were seeing somebody.

motorboat a stripper from both ends.

Both ends.

That was crazy.

Both ends.

Yes, dog.

And I'm like, pink.

You were eating chicken.

Mind you, she was eating chicken tenders in the glue.

I was hungry.

And it's funny because right before she got those, I had just turned and saw that somebody was wanting chicken tenders, somebody else.

And I turned to Rhianna and I was like, oh my gosh, I would not want to eat food from here.

Two minutes later, Alona has a plate of chicken tenders.

Here's the deal.

I've actually learned you can trust chicken in these places.

Seriously.

I've had, I think, chicken wings in about three or so strip clubs.

Yeah.

Three or so?

Wait, three strip clubs?

That might be dramatic, but other clubs, like maybe it's not all these strip clubs, but.

They want to keep you in there having fun.

They want you to keep drinking.

It's like Vegas.

They want you to keep, you know, fuel fuel up to drink more.

So give them some chicken tenders.

And I loved it.

But

I knew from the moment we got on that bus to get there that I couldn't be out too long.

No.

I also want to clarify.

We didn't know it was a strip club when we were hiding.

I knew it was a strip club.

Why'd you know that?

They told me that.

Oh.

Oh.

There you go.

We were told it was a club.

And then I was like, turned to the person next to me on the bus and I was like, oh, like, what's this place about?

She's like, it's a club and a strip club.

And I was like, what do you mean by that?

Hey, what do you mean?

Hey, what do you mean by that?

We know it's a a strip club just because Adriana saw a stripper slap a guy.

Nice.

It's very exciting.

He was up close with a camera while she was performing.

Slapped him.

Slapped him in the face.

Yeah.

I love that.

Touch grass.

Don't record for her.

That's like in the Red Light District in Amsterdam.

When I was living over there, I was walking through there and a guy was trying to record someone, and the

woman was like, banged on the glass at him and was like, don't do that.

Like, have some common fucking decent

hello?

So, yeah.

Touch grass.

i will say i'm more of like a bar person

like

dive bar i just a bar i guess cocktail bar but like i feel like dive bar you can talk to maybe more people i just like a bar where like you can talk i don't really know what you're supposed to do in a club do you talk do you what do you dance to you eat chicken tens like house music what am i what am i how many times can i fist pump you know yeah we were worried going to it because sometimes when alona does something amazing like compete in the olympics or a World Cup or something awesome, afterwards, it's finally time.

She's been preparing and doing all of this for so long.

It's time to finally let loose.

So she will let loose.

Go for it.

And a Sunday, get to be along for the ride.

And this was one of those cases where we were like, oh my God, are we about to be at the Miami club until six in the morning and are we to go to our flight?

Is she in that mood?

So we were like, we're along for the ride though.

We're in Miami.

Let's club.

Let's do what we should do out here.

But thankfully.

I haven't been in that mood in a while.

Why?

I don't know if it's like the Olympics or more, you know, getting getting more popular has changed me, but you will not find me out too long.

Really?

That's why I think I just, I don't know how to have fun like that anymore.

Like, I don't, I don't feel the freedom at a club.

I see.

I just don't want to drink too much.

Maturity.

I'm like tired there.

And people, like, do I keep standing in my heels?

Do I want to sit down?

Right.

I'm only 28.

I'm still in my 20s.

She's in her prime.

I'm in my prime.

I should be clubbing.

I should have been up there.

You should.

Take my top off.

Baby.

Yeah.

well too many cameras do you guys think you ever had fun though like clubbing i don't see you two as the biggest i had a lot of great nights dancing with friends we didn't really go to like a lot of clubs and the clubs i did go to i always was like would leave and be like what was that because i hate the music i need music that i can dance to and that i know the uh words of the songs and so it was just like What I said, like a bar that has music that you can dance to.

I have fun at Nashville.

I like Honky Tongs.

Cause that's my dream.

It's like live music.

Someone's playing live music, but playing all the songs that I love.

Right.

So I can sing to it.

I'm watching a performance.

I'm watching art in front of me, but I know the songs.

That's my form of fun.

I love that.

You know,

I actually did find the fun in this Miami Club because I knew we weren't going to be there long.

Thankfully, I was capturing your vibe.

And I was like, okay, so let's just sit in it for the time that we're here and be like, yeah, I'm.

clubbing in Miami.

Look at me.

I do that now.

And I was kind of like, okay, I can see, I guess, the bit of the appeal.

We were in a section with Sports Illustrated that they had, you know, taken out.

So there were drinks.

There were a bit of our own section, but the longer we were there, the more packed it became because people just kept trying to like join in.

But we, I had some nice real estate.

I was sort of like sat on a couch bench thing.

Looking at every looking at whatever strip show I wanted to see.

Alone eating her chicken tenders, like people dancing,

other kind of girl, like performers.

They would bring out the like sparkling bottles.

And I just kind of nodded along to the music, which the music was like.

Oddly, super loud and not at all.

Cause I could hear the person next to me and I wasn't super overstimulated.

Kind of the perfect situation then.

Yeah, right.

Okay, at one point, though, there was this like fog.

How would you even describe it?

It was after the aerial show.

They get onto the ground and then like, yeah, it was not fog.

It was like air pressure.

It was cold, though.

It was cold, foggy air, a lot of it.

And they blasted it at us.

Blacked every white out of every floor.

And it went on for like 15 seconds.

You couldn't see a thing.

It was crazy.

It was kind of exhilarating, though.

That was maybe my favorite part of the evening.

I just kept going.

Because I was like, this is so cool.

I can't see anything, but I hear Olivia screaming.

The craziest thing was as we were pulling up to this Klerbe at like midnight, the one across the way is very famous as well.

And the person I was sitting with on the bus told me, like, oh, that's, you know, that, it's known for electronic music, but you don't really go until like 6, 7 a.m.

Huh?

Could do that.

Be so astronomically for real.

Jesus.

Yeah.

I don't, I like sleeping because I get, well, I get anxious if I drink the next day, but if I don't have proper sleep, I realize like that's the worst part about, you know, drinking is like maybe you're going later into the night, so you don't get as good a sleep, which makes me so unbearably like anxious the next day.

And I just, I can't imagine that lifestyle.

But then we went to bed and I was like, is there any point in going to bed?

We were only going to sleep for three hours.

So then I was like, well, why are we here?

Right.

Why am I sleeping three hours?

I will say when I'm on my own, I will get more turned.

Oh, no.

When I'm from what?

Us.

When I have you two around, I feel a little, oh, and then.

We didn't do anything to hold you back.

No, he didn't do anything to hold me back, but I just, you know, I I gotta,

this wasn't really an example of it.

But when I'm on my own, sometimes I will get kooky.

What's the example?

Like, if I'm after a rugby tournament on my own, like, I will get kookyories from that, which we will not be sharing.

No.

But I think that sometimes if I'm in a, when I'm on my own at times, I feel like, oh, I can just kind of, I have to.

play up with it or I have to like, you know, I don't have to rely on anybody else.

If I want to go, I can go.

But if I want to just keep having fun, I can have fun.

To be a woman is to perform.

Wow.

I'm not performing.

I really do have a lot of fun.

It's a great time.

I think I would have stayed out longer in the club.

But I was just like, I don't see myself getting extremely drunk, like is probably needed for this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And my feet hurt.

Yeah.

You've been in heels all day.

A weekend.

A weekend, yeah.

I think another moment of touch grass that we can touch on here is that Taylor Swift now owns all of her music.

She bought back all of her masters.

Very good.

Happy for her.

Yay.

You guys are big T Swift fans.

I love it.

All my respect to T.

Swift.

All of it.

Amazing.

Such a great journey to follow of hers.

And like, what an amazing ending.

You know, to have it all back, own all of her work.

But I think the touchgrass element of this is that like people called this move scammy by her.

By her?

Yeah, that it was scammy of her to do, which I'm like, what are you even talking about?

Literally touch grass.

Like, exactly, why?

Because she had her Taylor's version.

So they're saying that, like, she made so much money off of releasing Taylor's versions of her stolen albums.

Yeah.

That her buying them back is scammy because other people bought those bodies of work.

But it's like now they're two beautiful bodies of work.

And because those versions are slightly different.

And she didn't know that she would buy these back eventually.

I think she hoped.

And it's like she wouldn't release those to make money on them.

And then also do the heirostore to not be able to make this $360 million deal.

Really?

Right?

So now, like, all the music on Spotify, when somebody plays any Sales Swift, even if it's not Taylor's version, it's

she owns it.

Yes.

Yep.

Yep.

Beautiful.

Wow.

Which people were very,

people have been, as they call it, clowning for reputation.

Taylor's version?

Clowning.

What does that mean?

They're like, it's coming out tomorrow because it's the VMAs.

And they're like, always doing it.

And they've been doing that for like two years now.

Oh, she did this and she posted this in black ink because she's going to talk about that reputation, Taylor's version is coming out, right?

Like clowning, because it's not actually happening.

You just look like kind of like a clown.

So she even said, I think in her letter explaining that she owns all of her masters now.

I'm getting emotional for her.

Like, that's, that's crazy.

That she only recorded like barely a quarter of reputation.

She was like, couldn't do it.

Like, or not that she couldn't do it, but she barely got through it.

She didn't think that she could improve upon it.

It is a perfect album.

It's a great question.

Is reputation the one

when she's kind of like coming back and yeah, she's reclaiming like is that with the snakes?

Yes.

With the snake imagery.

Wow.

You're good, Lo.

You're good.

Dang.

Yeah.

Cool.

Because she was being called a snake, so she decided to make that her own.

Yeah.

She made that her identity.

And she said, you want a snake?

I'll be your snake.

Ooh, I like that.

Very cool.

We'll make a Taylor Swift fan of her.

You do like her.

You have a lot of respect.

I have a lot of respect for her.

I don't even.

I just don't listen to many.

I listen to a little bit of everything.

So these girls have been to the Taylor Swift tour, the Eras tour.

You guys were up there.

LA night six?

Yeah.

She did six nights in LA.

We were the second to last row.

All I know is she announced 1989 Taylor's version at our show.

At that show?

You were the last show?

Yeah.

I'm very excited.

I want to get on Taylor Swift bandwagon because people who love her love her and like the little nuances that you guys know about her.

Like this song meant this because it's about this.

Did you not tell her also did this?

But maybe that's a bit of clowning as well.

Like, who really knows besides the artist herself?

Oh, do you know that?

She said it's clowning.

I'm like, yeah, maybe.

But it is very special because her songwriting is unbelievable.

Yes, I agree about that.

You hear lyrics sometimes.

People make TikToks about like, when you actually listen to Taylor Swift, it's like

an artiste.

Oh,

a poet.

A mastermind, if you will.

Does she own the Dead Poets?

What's her?

Tortured Poets Department.

I was like, not the Dead.

Does she own the Tortured Poets?

Like, that's hers, then.

Yeah.

Because she made that, like...

Recently.

Right.

Yeah.

Weren't you just saying something about horror cruxes and people make theories about her all the time?

Yeah, there was somebody on TikTok made the reference that was like the last two horror cruxes that Harry had to kill were the snake and Harry himself.

And for Taylor, it was the snake and Taylor Swift.

Her work.

Because she only had reputation and debut left to re-record.

One thing about me, I love fan theories.

I love conspiracy.

Love, love, love, love, love.

I'm like, you think that's like, especially with books when they're like all

they somehow create, put them all in one universe.

I'm like, you think the writer thought that far ahead?

Yeah.

Except with Sarah J.

Maas.

And you're like, oh my God.

Is Sarah Jackson of a genius?

Is she?

Is Taylor Swift that much of a genius?

She's a mastermind.

I don't think she would have related to Harry Potter, though.

No, I don't think she related it, but people online made a crossover of that reference of like the snake, reputation, Harry himself, Taylor Swift's debut.

Well, Taylor, will we raise a glass to you?

Cheers.

Good job.

Jimmy, Taylor, to you and your masters.

Cheers.

Cheers.

I'll have a couple drinks for you tonight.

You know what?

Yeah.

I wasn't going to drink tonight, but Taylor got her masters back.

But

I'm drinking for her.

Maybe we'll listen.

I'll listen.

I've already listened.

She's already listened.

It'll be Audrey and I sitting her down in her room to be like, all right, here we go.

Listen, here this is.

And so for this one.

It's a whiteboard.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yarn across it pointing out different things.

It's color-coded yarn too for each album.

You think it's called Love of My Life, right?

No, but it's The Loss of My Life, right?

This is what it is.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

She's beautiful.

Very cool.

We can have a whole episode about this.

It's just our like masterclass.

Yeah.

Welcome.

She's chained to the chair.

Let's dive in to some tea time today, ladies.

What's the tea?

What's hot?

What's happening?

What's piping hot?

We just did the Today Show.

Literally rolled in here.

This is the outfit I wore on it.

This is the outfit I wore on it.

And I changed my pants.

And she changed her pants.

And my shoes.

And her shoes.

Look at those.

Look at that.

And my outlook.

But don't get the toes, actually.

Don't get the top.

Don't look at the bottom of the cell.

Amazing.

For God's sake.

Don't do that.

Oh, look.

Tell her.

I will say the older I get, the more I understand Carrie Bradshaw.

I just want to say this real quick.

Her collection of shoes, watching the show, I was like, oh, that's what a fun quirk of hers.

But now that I'm getting older, fun shoes like make a break in, make a break an outfit, but I wear such kind of basic clothing that having an accessory of like a fun shoe that immediately dresses something up or like a fun bag.

Wow.

I feel like this could definitely be an expensive habit like hers.

But I think the older I get, the more I understand why she had so many shoes.

Positive, there's so many like cute and cheaper shoes now.

So you don't have to break the banks on it.

Please don't zoom in on my feet.

Don't zoom in on my feet either.

Please, guys, it's we're in dire straits around here.

Stop it, you sick freaks.

Stop.

That's why I'm going to sit the whole time so they don't want to see my toes.

Actually, don't even look at the underside of my thing because I took the stickers off, but now I'm going to go.

Can we get a blurring?

Wait, can we get blurring?

Do I have stickers?

Oh, you got a sticker.

No, I don't.

Do I have a sticker on mine?

I don't have a sticker.

Let me see that one.

Huh.

Do I have a sticker?

You have a sticker on yours.

And they're saying, well, don't show those bottoms.

Embarrassing.

Scary.

Okay, today's show.

Today's show.

Sorry about that.

Sorry, Jen on.

I went on.

I talked about House of Mar.

I talked about.

We made it.

She talked about us.

Adidas.

What else did I talk about?

The Adidas.

Oh, I talked about Adidas.

Adidas, but you pronounced it Adidas on there for all the Americans.

The Americans don't know.

Yeah.

So I had to.

But you did explain a little.

And then I said Adidas.

Yeah, you made a joke about it.

I shot you because Adidas has their new rugby women's cleat out boot.

We call it in rugby.

So I chatted about that.

And then I chatted about

Miami Plan Week and all sorts of things.

It was a little chaotic.

They put me in like a tiny green room in the basement.

They gave her the smallest room possible.

And like the two next to her were reserved for men.

No offense to men.

But like we had, I had two people on my hair.

Two people on her hair plus a social girl and somebody doing your makeup.

And they need to spread everything out.

Mary's crazy in there and chlorified closet.

Like I'm taking pictures too.

Olivia's taking pictures.

It's like seven people around here.

Yes.

We made it work.

We made it work, but it is funny.

It is cool to see like behind that curtain of like live television because not much of it nowadays, right?

But like a morning show like that, an iconic morning show of just all the moving bits.

And everything does slot together so nicely, but sometimes you're just kind of standing there like.

Okay, wait, what's next?

Am I doing something wrong?

You're like, no, no, a page will come get you.

They will find you.

They know you're here.

And they will pass you to the sound person who will get you to wherever you're going.

So truly, just be where you are.

And someone will come pass you through the tiny hallways of people, the food producers making what they're doing and set deck people and rolling in couches and it was a bit reminiscent of like dancing with the stars live show it's a very well-oiled machine yeah recording it for years every day like everything is to the tea

we got we got into 30 rock we went right downstairs essentially in this basement where they keep people for like hair and makeup and it's you know, a big mirror lined up of chairs where a bunch of the anchors come through and like get their touch-ups, I think.

Whereas you were in like a little room off of there, but it's wild how that all works.

Wow.

But cool.

And you did a good job um and it was uh jenna bush hager

and leanne morgan who's a comedian yeah she's

amazing accent

amazing accent i did like a very a very powerful accent to the point where i sometimes you ever get this when somebody's doing an accent to you and you almost copy when you're doing it like what the heck what's that about what's that about is it because we're in palette to be honest i don't know i'll do with sometimes when i talk to like english people yep i'll start doing an accent to them i'm like what am i doing this just happened to you in australia right australia probably did it too.

You were doing it, and then you were with your British friend, Georgie.

So yeah, right, right, right.

And then with her, she has such a strong accent too.

And I love doing like a fake southern accent, which is probably disrespectful.

Sorry to all people live in the south.

But she has such a great one.

And I think I was starting to do it as she was saying it.

And I would catch myself like, what the fuck?

Really?

What were you putting an accent on?

I don't even.

And I was a little bit of a twang.

Aren't they the cutest?

Aren't they just the cutest?

Yeah.

I remember like mom always had a story about like a southern lady telling her you shouldn't attempt a southern accent if you're not from the south.

Why not?

And why does it feel so good?

I know.

I probably won't listen to that.

And why is it okay to do a British accent?

Maybe it's not.

But Love Island is around the corner.

Oh my God, they just announced the Islanders.

You can get it.

Anyway.

They did just announce the Islanders.

That's true.

That is.

Another episode, sorry.

They announced the island.

Another episode just Love Island.

That's my dream, actually.

That's my whiteboard.

Love Island and just have all the islanders.

The Love Island.

Yeah.

The Love Island lore.

House of Love Island.

Yeah.

Can we hear your best Love Island accent?

Say you were in that villa.

Hold on.

You give us, like, you know, when girls walk in and what they say, I do that.

Honestly, like, if he's going to be like that, honestly, like, I got mug written on my forehead.

That was really good.

Only forehead.

Thank you so much.

That was amazing.

For me, it's the girl.

Hi, boys.

Literally Liberty over there.

Liberty for it.

Incredible.

Thank you so much.

Let's hear it.

He's exactly my type on paper.

You could add more.

You know, give us more.

I'm going to give us more.

Whenever I do British

accent,

whenever I do British accents, I move through all the different regions.

Like when we were having the murder mystery party with your teammates and they made me read my card in an accent, I was going to like Australia.

I was going to the north.

I was going to the south.

Like, I don't know how to do a proper accent.

I don't know how to hold an accent.

No.

When I do a British accent on my own, it's flawless.

If I'm just in a room by myself, you wouldn't know.

If I'm around British people, it's feel like they'd know.

It's terrible.

Yeah.

It really goes down a few pegs.

But I feel like in my heart, I have a good one.

I just get nervous.

I feel a bit like, I was kind of like, like, hair tucked behind the ear when we did that murder mystery party with her teammates because when I did an accent, I put on like a really aggressive one.

They didn't say it was bad.

They just went, oh my Birmingham?

Holy Birmingham.

Like, that's what I was like, very.

So was it a good Birmingham or like not?

I think good.

We're going to go with that.

I would love to get into like acting, you know, but I'm afraid if I have a British role or a role where I have to have an accent, I'm going to be roasted by every English rugby player.

No, you get a dialect coach.

Yeah.

They'll never be able to do it.

I know, but they'll tell.

I'm sorry.

I'd have to work on it for years.

I feel like they compliment your accent.

People say you do a pretty good job.

Sometimes I do.

You have such a good basis already.

From saying from the Americans.

Well, no, you throw out every single time.

We watch a lot of

good accents, yes.

Yeah.

Like what else?

I can't, guys.

We don't know what's going to be good or not.

Hmm.

Australian.

Canadian.

Canadian is like, I can't actually don't.

It's all about the subtleties.

Australian, I can do if I've been in Australia for a minute, if I'm listening to it like that.

You were just there for two, three weeks.

No, I'm worse now.

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Being back at the Today Show today reminded me of being with NBC post-meddling.

Your media day.

After meddling was all NBC Today Show, being whipped all over the place, all the moving parts.

Luckily not the heat and exhaustion of Paris, but like, yeah, I mean, it was just crazy.

Like, 11 to 11, we were just like chatting.

And then, even that night after I went to Matt, I had to go on like a late-night show.

Oh, yeah.

And I think next time, hopefully, I went to Mattel too.

Uh, I'm just gonna be like, nope, nope.

So yeah, I gotta go.

But it was cool because we were such a big thing at the games.

Everybody wanted to talk to us, but I felt like I didn't have a break.

Olivia was feeding you bites of a sandwich in between.

Yeah, they were so bad.

They barely fed us.

It was so hot.

You're not going to feed the Olympic athletes who need more protein than God.

Are you crazy?

Yeah.

Not so.

They could have done more.

I'm finding more gray hairs.

Sorry, that's some other tea for today.

Look, you found one just right there?

It's that same one that's always right there.

Can I talk about it?

Ruthless.

Can I talk about a really beautiful?

Okay, did you say it's always there?

Yes, it's the one that you know is there.

Who asked you?

That's.

No, but can I talk about a really emotional moment for me?

Sure.

Sure.

This is a safe space for it.

Yeah, go ahead.

Okay, well, in Kansas City.

It better be actually emotional.

Is it emotional?

It was actually emotional for me.

No, I'm actually about it for real.

So you're like putting it down, so.

No, I don't.

I don't want to tell it anymore.

Is it going to be sarcastic?

It was actually going to be emotional.

Okay, same.

Share it.

I'm never sure.

Share it.

It sounds like you're going to be sarcastic.

When we were growing up around the dinner table, if anyone interrupted Olivia during a story and you'd be like, okay, go ahead.

She'd be like, no.

It's like, no, that's fine.

I don't need to tell you.

You do it now too, though.

Because, well, yeah, you do.

You do it now, too.

Let me see that.

Sorry, share.

You're learning.

Emotional story.

I want to try.

Emotional story as of recently, because I keep caulking my gray hairs, is when you're in Kansas City, or before Lona's games, I braid her hair if I'm there and I love doing it and it's so special.

Not to like call you out, but like there were some gentle gray hairs in there.

And I was like, full circle of life.

I'm like, I grew up with it.

I'm going to cry.

I'm like, I grew up with these.

These are my life.

These are my blood.

I love them so much.

And I've grown up and I've seen them as babies coming into this world.

And now I'm braiding.

bits of her gray hair like into your braids.

You didn't even know it.

Emotional for some reason.

You didn't even know it.

Like you're a little like

on TikTok while I'm braiding your hair and I'm back here like,

the fabric of life, like, braiding the fuck out of here.

Is Adrana crying?

Literally crying your eyes out right now.

Maybe it wasn't about your gray hair, Zeidrana.

What the hell?

You can't find them.

You don't have many, but there'd be like one or two and I'm like, God, this isn't poetic.

Oh, my God.

What is happening right now?

I've also heard this story before.

I told her about this.

Have you told mom?

No.

She's the first person to watch this as it comes out, so she'll be the first to know.

I'm sorry, Johanna, that's beautiful.

I would cry, but then I'm like, Well, I only thought I had like one great hair.

Now I know I got Betty because of the story.

It was just like a couple, and it was emotional for me.

And I obviously love to make things deeper than they need to be, but that felt pretty deep.

No, that's beautiful.

I watch you guys come into this world and like braided your hair as kids, and now I'm braiding your hair as adults.

Wow, oh my god, Jonah,

stop Stop tying.

No, you can let it out.

This is the perfect time.

You are on the couch.

Ask her a therapy question.

You're in the big chair.

For everyone listening, Adriana's crying.

She's awful while crying.

She looks beautiful while crying.

I'm sure my face is.

She's getting redder by the second.

You can't see her.

It's kind of like glossy, though.

I wasn't.

Thank you so much.

She has a bit of a

dewdrop kind of look.

See, I wasn't going to drink tonight, but Adriana cried on the podcast.

I'll drink to that.

I'll drink to that.

Hey, let's let's cheers to that.

Hey, cheers to Adriana crying on the podcast.

But can we talk about how you guys aren't plucking your gray hairs?

I find that's very interesting.

You're not crazy.

You're plucking yours.

Are you plucking yours?

She can't.

We can't risk any more hair.

Wait, cheers.

Adjoining, you can't risk this hair.

She has one right here.

Or is it blonde?

Oh, no.

It's gray.

No.

It's gray.

Gray.

It has a different texture as well.

Everybody, can we get a zoom in here?

Zoom in.

I have one in front, too.

Right here.

Actually, Anna Livia, I can pull it out if you want.

You can.

Oh, dang.

Damn, that is ruthless.

I've been called 30, and my grays are getting pulled out for a camera today.

So I don't pluck them because there was always that old wives tale of like you pluck a gray hair and like three more come back.

You ever heard that?

I think Tonalin would say that.

I don't care about that.

I found one.

Remember, we're in the car and I took a photo of it against my bag to like make sure it was.

And I saw it immediately.

I was like,

I had to get it.

Damn, ruthless.

So when I see you, just like, you're like, I'm embracing them.

I'm like, but it's like, I grew that.

If I find them, I'm plucking them.

And also, you're thinning your hair out.

Yeah.

This one strand, I'm losing like 100 a day.

I don't think this other one.

I also think about that.

How?

You ever like look after a shower and you're like,

my hair burns on my head right now?

Me too.

And it's like the longer I go without like washing my hair, the more I'm seeing actually comes out.

And I'm like, what the hell?

So I got a horror movie and I'm like shaking, pulling it out.

I'm like, oh my God.

I think once a year I kind of go through a D-shed where it's just like, there's, are you a dog?

Maybe that is it.

Maybe Maybe because it's summertime that I get like so much starts to come out, and it's usually like July-ish.

Oh.

What?

Yeah.

I feel like each summer shed should have been earlier.

Yeah.

That's just a shed then.

Anyways, you're in summer.

I'm going to get you some groomer ASAP.

I need a Kleenex.

I did mine recently.

Oh, sewing in our Kleenex.

It's paper towel.

It's paper towel.

It works.

Thanks.

Thank you.

For everyone listening, our producer has just gotten a drown on that tissue.

It's totally fine.

There's dire straits around here.

No makeup's coming off, so we're we're gonna go.

Where does the expression dire straits come from?

Straits?

Sorry.

Dire straits.

I know.

But it's S-T-R-A-I-T-S.

Sounds like, I'm probably wrong on this.

You know, on a boat, you go through a strait.

Oh, oh, dire straits, like a dangerous strait.

Does anybody think

dangerous straits?

It's supposed to be dangerous.

Dangerous strait, but like dire straits.

Ships, that expression,

dire straits.

Dire straits.

Oh my god.

Could be.

I don't know.

I love hearing about those things.

I just learned what where hands down comes from.

Is my spray tampur?

Is that way or is it?

Is there any spray tampon?

It's brutal.

Don't assume it.

Guys, stop.

It's a lot of blurry.

I just remember where the expression hands down comes from.

Don't tell me.

Did I tell you?

No.

Do you know?

Could you guess?

No.

Hands down.

Can you use it in a sentence?

That's the best bread I've ever had.

Hands burden I've ever had.

Hands down.

Hands down.

Hands down.

Hands down.

Like you're praying on the ground?

You're in your hands are on the ground?

Hands down.

Okay, worshiping it.

I don't know.

It comes from horse racing.

Because

when the horse was like so,

like a rider and a horse were super far ahead, he could take his hands off the reins and keep his hands in his lap.

So he won hands down.

Wow.

Wow.

How boss is that, though?

How icy just to be like, eh.

You know what's funny is that could be a complete lie, and I would be like, okay.

No, me too.

Did you learn that from our farrier cousin?

I read it.

Oh, she's on TikTok.

All right.

Everyone just spread a rumor right now.

Everyone, yeah, we're going to go ahead and get a rumor right now that we're all going to leave.

Did you know that New York City is actually a man-made island?

Wow, yeah, they actually, like, underneath it, literally, it took like many years to do, but it's on stilts, literally.

And they're making it bigger every year.

They're making it bigger every year.

Well, they're microscopic.

Or they're reinforcing it every year.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Of course, you've got to.

There's actually a city under this city.

There is.

That I do believe.

No, with the subways and stuff, absolutely.

Sometimes I'm off topic.

I'm worried, like, what if the city just goes to the subway?

See, and she believes it.

See, and I got her with that.

And there's even like a portion portion of the island.

I'm not lying anymore.

Sorry.

That was a lie before.

Alona was making stuff up because she's

all going to share a lot.

Sorry, we'll still share a lot.

But this reminded me that there's a section of the city in the middle where all the buildings are lower.

There's no skyscrapers across the middle of that because it's literally like sinking or the ground is wrong for it.

So it's too, it's not like dense enough or something like that.

I gotta review that.

Do you know the saying cats out of the bag is Schrodinger's cat?

Whose cat?

Schrodinger's?

I know this name, but tell me more.

It's like,

don't make me explain.

It's like a dead box.

Or a dead cat.

What are you saying?

Hold on, let her cook.

No, I'm done, bro.

Is this a lie, or is that actually something you've read?

Oh, are you making up a lie?

Yeah.

Oh, just make up a lie.

Or did I disconnect that?

You could have said it with more conviction.

All right.

Whatever.

You'd be better at lying.

Schrödinger's cat is a thing, though, I think.

I know.

It's like the theory of like whether it's dead in the box or not, right?

Oh, they send a cat in a box.

No, that's a bird.

That's a bird.

You know what I'm saying?

They send a bird into mines.

Yeah.

They let it like fly down.

Oh, if it stops singing?

They don't let it fly down.

They put it in a box and it's a because if there's gases that come out of it.

So down there, the birds are bad.

This is real, actually.

This is real.

We're no longer.

I don't even know what feels fake anymore.

They do, they would send a bird in a box down into mines alive.

And if it came back dead, the gases are not red.

They don't want to go down.

They don't want to go down.

They're not fit for human R.I.P.

to all those birds.

Oh, my gosh.

Canary in a coal mine.

That's the expression, right?

Mm-hmm.

Canary in a a kill mine thank you so much

i'll let you know she read the producer just wrote that on the screen i read it in an article

she read that on she read that on our producers

so good good try though you think you're a good liar

no i don't think you

she's not a good liar you're not a good liar or am i just making it seem like i'm not a good liar so when i'm lying

i'm actually pretty good at it

What do you think?

No, I'm a very bad liar.

And I also have a lot of

translate guilt in which I always need to like tell the truth.

Yeah, I don't lie often.

Are you a good liar?

You're a good fibber when you need to.

I'm a good fibber.

I think I'm a good idea.

I think it's part of the job.

What do you believe is different between lying and fibbing?

Maybe like fibbing is a little like lighter.

A little lighter.

White.

But I think the key is just you got to make it as close to the truth as possible.

Exactly.

Yeah.

So your heart doesn't start beating faster.

Or something like that.

You got to be chill about it.

Make it as close to the truth as possible.

But obviously, the truth will set you free.

But I think I'm...

Lie if you need to.

Pretty good at it.

Maybe I've been lying this whole time.

I'm not actually their sister.

I'm probably...

I don't know.

I don't lie often.

No, you're too straight up.

Blonde.

That was the last time I lied.

Forgive me, sisters, for I have lied

three times.

I don't know.

I don't think I'm...

I haven't lied often.

Okay.

It's very hard for me.

Oh, she's just a good person.

Wow.

And we're horrible.

No, you guys don't lie either.

I fib.

I don't lie.

I mean, though, I don't go out of my way to do that.

Who do you fib to?

No, if I need to, like, fudge something like for you or like.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's particularly.

You know, she can't be doing that because of, like, you know, and selling it.

I think it's all acting.

It's all theater stuff.

Yes.

Yes.

Let's stage.

Let's stage.

God.

And speaking of stages.

Hit me.

You were on.

Oh, what a transition.

Thank you so much.

I was like, how do we get to this?

Oh,

hit him with the good word.

We were just in Miami.

Miami.

Miami.

Um, for swim week.

Woo.

So all the girls came.

Olivia, Adriana, and my age ran.

We all dressed to the nines.

We all looked so good.

Which is exhausting.

I ran, I did the runway.

Adriana got, well, we all did, but Adriana got a little tan, a little tan.

If you can't tell, she is out of shit.

She can be telling you.

I had two layers of shit.

She tan on my side.

She had tan, or I was rubbing her down.

She rubbed her down.

In every crack and crevice.

It was a very

personal experience.

I think you can't

know I had zero streaks.

Olivia did an amazing job.

And can I say, I think it's addicting.

I was looking at myself in the mirror and I was like, I look good.

Yeah, and even we kept looking at her.

And I hate when somebody like makes a change to themselves.

They go, You look so good right now because that's not how they normally look.

I hate doing that, but she looks so good.

You know what Olivia hit me with?

She's like,

What did I say with?

You know, not in a mean way, but your skin just looks healthier.

Oh, that was fucked up of me.

I'm sorry.

I was like,

Okay, so I am sickly the rest rest of the time.

Damn.

Great, Olivia.

Because I can't fix that.

Well, I guess I can.

I will say, there should just eat way more carrots, right?

I read that in that article, too.

Let me talk.

The Mora.

I wonder if you could have given her another layer.

I wanted to.

Two more layers.

I wanted to.

You'll be doing it again in Vermont.

Really?

I got, because it's already fading.

You got to have a tan for something.

You have to have.

Totis places.

Tanis places to have a tan.

The couch is going to be like, Audrey, Aldrana, you're too pale.

Yeah, it just looks good.

But then, did you, would you struggle with your makeup?

Because I know your makeup is for your normal skin tint.

It actually, because I only do a skin tint, so it was kind of whatever.

And I think it cut down on my redness.

And like, I will say, also in Miami, I was wearing like

shorter outfits and maybe more revealing outfits than I usually do.

She's a little side boob.

She looks like a little side under boob.

Can we show some under boob?

Can we show under boob?

Okay.

Can we get a close up on under boob?

She looked really good.

You know where to find it.

I don't know.

You know where to find it.

No, I think it's it's it made me look better.

She was convinced this dress was also way too short for her.

Okay, it was a little short.

I was like, I'm gonna be showing holes.

Like, no, it's long enough.

Adriana dared so I was talking to Olivia.

I was like, I feel like Adriana is just like really feeling herself and just looking good.

I felt good.

And like, you're wearing more, not revealing outfits, but I think you're taking more of a

creative step or like a riskier step in how you're dressing.

It takes bravery.

Thank you.

And I will say, I felt very like feminine there and I really enjoyed that.

And I don't usually put that much like effort into how I look, but like there, I was like, I shaved myself down, fake, tan, you know, getting all the dresses, putting on the makeup.

And it was kind of fun.

And like to feel and look so good.

Obviously, that's not sustainable like for every single day,

but I want to like start doing it more and like wearing things that are out of my comfort zone.

It also takes, it's an investment in in yourself.

And it's just an investment in makeup and clothes.

Yeah, so you need to be spending money though, but it is a, I think, a nice investment to make yourself feel better.

But like, I think we're all pretty cautious with money and you have typically been, which I think sometimes holds you back from like having the, like.

This sounds so like whatever, but to have like the right pair of shoes with an outfit, right?

Shoes in this girl.

She's a, she's a weird one about shoes.

She's a weird one about shoes, but like she's wearing, she bought these for Miami and they go so great with this outfit and the one that she wear, but it like it changes.

You have to be confident about like what's on your feet.

Like the kind of makeup you're doing.

And I look back at photos of myself from a few years ago and I'm like, what are on my feet?

Yes.

Yes.

And so that really, I'm like, crop that in, please.

Sometimes you get, like, you'll get like one pair of shoes.

It'll be like your fancy pair of shoes.

And you'll wear those things.

And I'll do that.

I don't do that anymore.

I don't do that anymore.

Okay.

As of what, last month?

You know what?

Like four months ago.

Okay.

I will say, really, since Alona had her Adidas deal,

people are always like, I think I was prettiest at like yada yada age.

I think I'm hitting that now.

Yeah, pretty.

You know, and I really love that, actually.

I think a lot of people can relate to that.

It puts yourself in like a weird position to be like, I think I was prettiest when I was 23, because then you don't think you can ever achieve that.

And it's so much like self-judgment that I'm like, I think you're always growing and you're always getting prettier.

And you're meeting new versions of yourself.

Exactly.

If it would just be one thing, how boring would that be?

But what if this version is a bitch?

That's this one that you're doing right now.

Yeah.

Reputation, or hope not.

I think it's totally true that you get like

the thought of, oh, this high school was the best time of my life.

Oh, I looked pretty so this time, I just think is not a good mindset to have because you are going to constantly change.

Like for me, I only started to learn how to do my hair like last year.

Like doing like my slick backing up like that.

Like always, I only had one hairstyle.

And even now I don't know how to curl my hair.

But I think it's cool to like.

you get to know yourself more and it's always changing.

And I think that you're coming into where it's also going to change.

And there's going to be moments where you don't feel as pretty, but I think it's cool that you're on this trajectory to your body changes.

Your face changes.

Your hair changes.

Like you have to constantly keep reintroducing yourself to yourself and getting to know who you are.

And so you should grow with yourself, not instead of like shaming you for not looking like your 22-year-old self.

There's no fun in that.

And also.

You're allowed to change and take risks.

And I think the older you get, the less you care.

That's what I've been finding out.

I'm kind of like, yeah, this is me.

Why not?

Like, and I'm leaning more into that, but that takes time and confronting, I think, some demons.

Maybe that takes, that's scary, but you got to do it.

It's the grass is greenest where you water it.

So water, you know, who you are today and who you're becoming.

Wow.

I love that.

That's beautiful.

So jot that down.

Jot that down.

Beautiful.

Alona, do you think that who you were a few years ago could have walked down the runway in a bikini?

Probably.

Yeah.

I love that.

You know, like, I don't think that's a bad answer.

You've always been.

I think she would have been like more nervous.

Like, I talk about, like, I think when I was younger, I definitely like had trouble, but I've gotten so much better with like being in Mikini showing myself.

And I think, I honestly, that's, I think this weekend was the hottest, or last week was the hottest I've ever looked in my life.

Like, I felt the hottest I've ever been into a point where I was like, yeah, I

deserve the best because I am the best.

Like, I look so good.

I, I'm definitely in some at not my thickest right now, but I'm not at my leanest right now.

And so, like, I, but I still felt so good up there i felt like thick and and like beautiful so i think that i wouldn't have been as confident but i just felt so good i was in bikinis all the time i'd be in a bikini around people who were wearing full full outfits um it's been a journey and i think coming to love like this phase my body's in and whatnot so

No, I felt so hot.

I had my titties out.

I had titties kind of this weekend.

Where'd those come from, girl?

Have you said titties every episode?

Probably, hopefully.

And you said titties on the runway.

And if we haven't said titties.

I said titties on the runway, too.

Oh, you did?

This clip of her going, oh, my titts.

My titties are out.

Oh, my titties because her swimsuit almost blows.

Our titties are flying at Miami Swimming.

Okay, they're everywhere.

Everywhere.

I was wearing pretty revealing stuff, but I was wearing this one topie blue outfit.

I was incredible all weekend.

I love styling.

I was being styled by this amazing woman named Margot and then Liz as well.

And they just know me.

They've styled me before.

But like having somebody who can really kind of push you outside of what you normally wear.

Huge.

I was, I was feeling myself.

I look good.

And also, when I post all these like thirst traps and whatnot, just know I'm posting these for the girls.

Yes, I like men, but I'm posting these for the girls.

My content, my followers are, I think, something like 85% women.

Hell yeah.

That's a flag.

If you can choose your followers, guys, choose women.

Choose women.

Pumped up.

Every time she's loving it.

I'm loving it.

I'm showing, again, I'm going to say it, titties for the girls.

And we haven't said it yet this episode, Areolas.

We just got to get it.

Areolas get that out there.

I don't know if you're showing Areola, but like I probably did say it.

Yeah, I felt really good.

It was so hot, though.

I was sweating every like just the humidity was kooky.

Miami weather.

Miami weather.

That was that was walking out of the airport.

I was like, oh, Jesus.

What's happening here?

Smells like Florida.

Yeah.

You know, and I don't think I've chased in a very long time.

One of my outfits, because I gotta say, Audrey and I were throwing some fits together.

Audrey?

Yep.

I'm proud of how we dressed up, but like, you should should have seen this one black fit she had on.

Which one?

Which one?

The bikini.

Oh, yeah.

There's a lot of black outfits.

Bikini one.

The bikini one with the like sheer skirt.

Boobs were swinging.

That one was,

that was fun.

That was fun to rock around.

And I have to say, back to body really quick.

Like, I even, I didn't feel my tightest, my, like, like, where, you know, if I'm going to be walking around in a bathing suit at events and talking to people, I'd love to, like, feel and look a certain way.

I don't think I was there.

I might be starting my period soon or something like that.

But like, so I remember looking in the mirror going like, like, oh, well, but that's hey, that's what my body looks like right now.

But then, tell me why.

Looking at all the pictures and videos I took afterwards, I was like, that's the hottest a person could look.

That's the most beautiful a body could be.

In the moment, I felt a certain way, but I rocked it anyway.

I just like went out there and did it, which was nerve-wracking being around literal swimsuit models.

Uh, but the weather, I wore this one dress that had me like in like it was so tight, and I kept my legs together and walking my inner thighs.

Right.

I was like, Do I need to go upstairs and put deodorant between my legs right now?

Like, what is that?

Like, and it was so hot.

I was so sweaty.

We were in the beach one, we were on the beach for a beach party one day, barely any shade, like beating down on us, but that's Miami, I guess.

Is this your first time in Miami?

First time in Miami.

I actually only go to Florida with Olivia.

No, that's true.

We went to Orlando for Tokyo because we couldn't go to Tokyo.

And then Miami swim week.

It was great.

But the weather.

The weather.

I, when

we were at that brunch thing, I had sweat going down my legs everywhere.

But I will say, we weren't the only ones.

Like, every girl was embracing their sweat stains.

Yeah.

And so I was like, let's all talk about it.

It was great.

The vibe there is so different from anywhere in the States.

It's really its own place.

It's very cool.

I felt free.

Very energy.

Free of like how I was dressing.

I was like,

and like, just like how social and like just the connection with all the girls, I will say.

I don't know if you guys felt that.

We had one girl come up to us.

She wasn't in the SI show.

She did a different show.

She comes up up to Olivia and I.

I made some of her about it, but she was like,

Yeah, I just walked in this event yesterday.

And, you know, I haven't, I've been on juice cleanse for like two weeks.

So I'm gonna, I have to go eat a carb.

I was like, literally looked at myself, like, who are you talking to right now?

We're like looking, we looked down at ourselves.

I was like, we didn't know what to do.

We were like, what am I going to congratulate you on this?

Like, yeah.

Huzzah, you starved yourself and you look the same.

Yeah.

How do you feel?

And you look and you almost passed out.

Yeah, exactly.

It's just interesting.

So I made a point to like not change up anything.

Yeah.

And And like

be who I am.

Be who I am.

Be who I am.

Be who you are.

Happy Pride Month.

Happy Pride Month.

Happy Pride Month.

Text your local gay.

Hi, gay.

Okay.

And say I did it to mine.

We love you, Joe.

Love you.

Be yourself.

Be who you are.

Be who you are.

For your pride.

For your pride.

We once did New York Pride.

That was really fun.

Oh, when is that?

When is New York City Pride?

I look.

Excuse me.

Just saying in the corner.

Everyone, just so you know, I look towards our gay man in the corner.

The 28th.

What do you mean you think?

You guys wish you could see this gay man.

He's a good gay.

Have you noticed we all have the same stomachs?

Yep.

You sure about that?

We all have like the same stomach pattern.

How do you mean?

What do you mean?

I don't know if I've ever really looked at our stomachs.

We have the same, we have similar stomachs.

Okay.

Like the way they sit.

Like the way they sit.

Like our organs inside.

Well, yeah.

You guys got a slanted roll right here?

Slanted roll.

Slanted roll.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Can we expand upon the slanted roll?

No.

We do.

Well, we have all very similar body types.

Yes.

Yeah.

I think we do.

We do.

Yeah, we have very similar body types.

We were visiting a relative over the holidays and chatting with her.

And then all of a sudden, Alona goes to like that corner

and is just like back is turned.

And this person goes, oh, Olivia really needs to cut her hair.

And

we just let it go or whatever.

They're older.

And Alona comes back, and the relative goes, Olivia, you need to cut your hair.

And Alona, bless her heart, goes, Oh, it's me, Alona.

You know that.

Haha, you're so funny.

And they go, No,

Olivia's the skinny one.

You're Olivia.

And so I was to the side, like, well, what the hell?

What the hell?

No.

I've been deep rolling on.

And I was never even in the running.

So Alona really left me behind because

high school, similar body types.

And then she had to become a professional athlete and get toned.

What a bitch.

Fuck off.

And by tone, I would say it's just beefy.

Anyway, to wrap up, we're hot.

You're hot.

Physically and smart.

And outside.

Hotness is a mentality.

Hotness is a mentality.

It's what you tell yourself.

It's like, you know, like you have to choose happiness.

Like, that's, you know, to a point, but it is.

Like, you, like, it's something you got to work at.

But hotness is a mentality.

Choose hotness.

You are as good as

choose to be.

Yeah.

Think, think hot thoughts.

Think hot thoughts.

Hot girl, summer.

And hot girls every day.

Yeah.

Hot boy.

Okay.

Is there anybody that is not known as typically like attractive, but you think that they're really hot?

Like, stereotypically, they're not stereotypically hot.

I, some of my teammates love Adam Sandler.

He's hot.

When he was younger?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think I see that one nowadays.

I should see that one.

Just like imagine he's not in a baggy matching set.

Right.

Right.

You think he got a rock and bottom of that?

Well, like, I'm saying it's not helping.

I fully thought you meant Andy Sandberg.

I was like,

I was like, Adam Sandler.

What are you doing here?

Waiting for them to play gang style.

I thought that's when you said baggy outfits, I was like, I feel I'm off the mark somewhere.

I don't know if I have one.

Andy can get it.

Andy can get it.

Sandberg.

I know.

I don't.

I gave a person.

No.

I'm a bit of a, I'm a very much so, like, I don't have a type.

It's personality-based for me, I'm pretty sure.

So, if you went into Love Island, you would say, you know, it's just their personality.

You want to give features?

I would say, yeah, he's my type on paper.

Damn.

No, I wouldn't say that.

Sorry.

I wouldn't say he's my type on paper.

I would go tall, dark, and handsome.

Sorry, like a real bitch.

Yeah, villa, tall, dark, and handsome.

What would you say you're looking for if you stepped into that villa?

Someone with like a pulse, I guess.

It is dire straits around here again, team.

Tough.

Well, I got good news for you.

Damn, I was not going to drink tonight, but Alona

is down for anything with a pulse.

And on that note, hot men.

Happy Father's Day.

And on that note, talking about hot men, let's talk about our dad.

Hoppy's Day.

It's Father's Day this Sunday.

Our dad, Michael Maher,

a true rock star.

Rock star.

I think a reason we are the way we are today.

Absolutely.

Talking about titties on a podcast.

Yep.

He doesn't actually listen.

He doesn't listen.

He's scared to for him for the best.

He'll see some clips like on social media, but then sometimes he's like, what the hell?

He'll see some clips and just he just kind of nods and goes,

okay.

Yep.

Proud of him.

He is.

I think just the best girl dad.

Perfect girl dad.

Perfect girl dad.

Truly, like, when we were young, he knew that he would treat us the same as he did if he had sons.

So he pushed us.

We played all sorts of sports.

He always encouraged us to be as strong as possible, as fast as possible.

He was where I get my stories about, like, never toning it down because he wanted me to pitch the ball as fast as I could, even though the other dads were telling me to slow down so their daughters could hit it.

He is a big dude.

He's where we, you know, got our frame from.

He's a big rugby player, loves rugby, which is where I kind of got into it because of him.

And I tell the story that he used to he used to be known as like Big Mike or I used to be known as like Michael Mars daughter in the rugby space and now whenever he goes to rugby events he's known as Alona Marr's dad and that's like really big and he loves that he very proud of that loves it that's the only like name he wants it's never Adriana and Olivia's dad but

soon guys soon yeah for sure what environment would would he be in that he would be that about us the geography b circuit because i won that twice in eighth grade and he was so

in sixth grade.

I beat an eighth grader and a seventh grader when I was in sixth grade for Geography B title of our middle school.

And then I won it in eighth grade over Alona.

Sorry about that, babe.

You had one year ahead of me of information.

Yeah, true.

Question was on the Everglades.

That was my winning question.

So did you give it to me?

The competition?

Yeah.

I was like, I don't need this.

I'll give it to her.

She needs this more than I know.

I'm going to go on to do great things.

I knew it.

You traitor.

But then our dad was always like so proud of me because he's a nerd.

He was a history major at school.

He would have made a great teacher.

He would have made a great history.

You know what I mean?

The kind that also teaches, the coaches the football team.

Because it's like

wired at a history teacher also because they have to have like a job in the school or something like that to coach the football team.

Anyway, he was so proud of me.

He would buy me like globes and like books on geography and like we'd study together and he would come with me to the like state level competition, which never went well for me.

But we did it together and it's some of my like favorite memories because it was something outside of sports that we bonded on and over.

And he'd be like, I would be like, what's the capital of, what's the capital, whatever?

And I'd be like, fuck.

And he'd be like, no.

No.

But okay, I was pretty good at geography, right?

Which actually, we should maybe have a segment on this show where we like flash.

I just really want him to.

He's just trying to brag.

We're going to go in that segment.

One time.

I'm trying to beat Alona for real.

One time in college, I was a global studies major, so you had to know where every single country in the world was.

I got a blank map.

I could label everything.

That's what we should do here.

Yeah.

Give me that.

Two days.

Flash a flag, and we have to say what country it's from.

Right?

That'd be fun.

That could be embarrassing.

But I think our viewers would learn as well.

Do you want this?

You can be honest.

Let us know.

Let us know.

Do you want to be smarter with us?

No.

No.

Do you want to beat Alona with me?

You know what?

Let's get out of my dad because it's funny.

He calls these two his funniest daughters.

That's disrespectful.

No.

I am considered the third funniest to him.

To him.

You know what, Michael?

How about you ask my fans?

Not the full government.

Who's the funniest?

Michael Maher?

How about you go

give them a question?

You think these two?

But I will say these two are funnier than the family.

Have you made him vagal before?

Yeah.

Because we can make him faint with laugh.

I did.

What did I say recently in the group chat that made him laugh?

Oh.

About your roommate.

My roommate.

She texted in our group chat when she got back to San Diego for the first time in, I don't know, eight months, like that she saw her roommate.

And because the two have this beautiful relationship of roommates where they don't know much about each other, but they work together beautifully.

And she texted our group chat, just saw Lauren, had her biannual check-in.

Love that girl.

I love her.

He thought that was so funny.

He is so funny.

That was a good one.

Jonah makes him laugh really hard.

Yeah, I think he is my like perfect audience.

Like, I just know him really well.

I know it works.

And I will say, I think

actually watching the podcast back sometimes, I'm like,

you're going to love this.

I think looking at the three of us, objectively, I'm not the funniest.

I think it is Olivia.

You can really work it.

Oh.

So jot that down.

No, I agree.

You bitch.

You bitch.

But you know.

Wait, Adriana, you know.

Adriana, you know I love a physical comedy.

What have I said?

And And she does a great physical comedy.

But I do have a different, you're funny, but she is dumb.

You know what I'm saying?

And she made a lot of fun.

I mean, I did this thing yesterday with her shoes where she just like put them together and it hilarious.

She killed Alona.

Kills me.

She was laughing nonstop.

I love more self-deprecating humor and that's what she does.

So it gets me.

You're very, you're funny.

I'm funny.

I'm dad's sort of funny, which is why he...

Put me as number one.

Did he put you as number one?

Did he just tell you that?

There's a video.

Oh, you got that on video?

I feel like Nicole Kidman after divorcing Tom Cruise

running through that parking lot and screaming.

That's me.

Yeah, Ajana, that was a really,

that was crazy.

You just said that, and that we got that on camera.

I've been thinking about that a lot because it's literally listening to these backs where I'm like, speak up, speak up, Adriana.

Gross.

And Olivia's just over here doing like the huts, huts, huts, huts, hits.

How many comedy?

Shut up.

Physical comedy.

Situational comedy as well, I think.

But we got that funny because of our dad.

He's hilarious.

He's a very funny person.

Because

His humor dry sometimes, or yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's just smart humor.

Like, he like we'll do a lot of callbacks or it's just good humor.

We think it's also about intellect.

I think that's why we're just funny people is we're smart people.

Yeah,

and what no, I just love it.

We're smart, right?

We're smart.

Humor's about like getting it and like understanding what's happening today.

And like he really gets it, and he he's just a guy who also you can chat to.

And, you know, as you're chatting about whatever's going on, You say something funny just vibe off of it He's somebody who loves to just chat like he can talk about anything anything He's very smart He knows facts about things that he just you don't need to know actually

any war I will say one of my favorite memory.

Okay, this isn't a favorite memory.

I love this memory of you know growing up going to school having papers to write is being like

Lord research is interesting and hard and it's always the same thing when you're trying to avoid Wikipedia.

So you just go to our dad and say, hey, like, what is up with the Ottoman Empire?

What, like, what's like, like, crazy.

I was just saying this off this other day.

What's up with the Ottoman Empire?

And could you talk slowly?

Tippity-tappy-tippity.

That's the way I got through college.

I have actually emails where I would send him the prompt for my essay to like prep him.

And then I'd call him and I'd be like, slow that down.

Slow that down.

He was our chat GPT.

That was our chat GPT back in the day.

He's just an encyclopedia of like obscure knowledge and he has also incredible takes on things.

He's like, he's spitting facts.

He's not biased about it.

He's like, I mean, he'll tell you what's up.

He'll be like, yeah, but also, but not in a way where.

Yeah.

It's just something.

He just, he loves to read.

He reads like also articles from all over the place.

He wants to be updated on what's going on in like a very unbiased fashion.

And so that's something we can always go to.

I think that we just, we don't, I don't chat with him often though.

You have to call him.

You got to call him.

Sometimes I'll get a message of status question mark.

That's like classic.

and then you call him up and he's like hey what's the password for the new york times yeah oh shit and bricks over here my dude yeah right when you when you when he does call but that's his thing for us was just like not like how are you what's going on status status

what's going on status and then you got to say

a few things a few things what's what's up I think I've loved doing rugby because it's given me something to talk to him about.

Like, I think you're, for most people, you're always trying to make your dad proud.

Like, that's, I think, a big goal of ours in a way as well.

Like, why we do some of the things we've done.

And a rugby was a big thing to make him proud.

And I think that it's given us a way to connect because I can always, I talked to him about this and that, and that.

And I think it's also been so cool that it's given him a reason to travel the world with mom and go to my game.

So

I love that we have that added thing because

you always want to connect, but it can be hard, you know, to connect with.

But not him, because he will talk about anything.

Anything you want, yeah, yeah.

He's cool.

He's very.

He recently messaged me was like uh what what protein powder do i need to have in the house for you oh that's really he's also very thoughtful on things very thoughtful like

he made us breakfast every single morning before school yeah he was very on it whatever we were like whatever was our like fixation at that time like he would make that he would wake up early

i love cream of wheat

oh my gosh always has it stocked for a little bit wow some people think it's gross that's the best you gotta have the real stuff though not the instant stuff that's horrific so he would wake up before us to like wake us up, but he would make us whatever breakfast we wanted to like fuel our like bodies and brains for like going to the school day.

Like that's every single morning.

That's such an incredible memory.

Like what a guy.

He, I think, is the reason our standards are so high.

Recently, what were you just saying?

That he thinks our standards are too high.

Yeah, right.

But he's glad that...

At least we haven't ended up with a dud.

Yeah.

So to that, Michael, I say, whose fault is that?

Yours.

Whose fault is that?

He would wake up every morning and make a cup, make coffee and bring it up to my mom.

He would do our dirty laundry as kids.

He melts our mouth garbage.

Which is all like things that dad should do, I guess.

Now I'm like, that's most of the time.

That's just bad things.

But like, just little things that are so thoughtful.

He's definitely an access service guy.

I remember when he was unemployed once, he was so unhappy to not be able to provide for his family.

He wants to be a provider.

He works so hard.

He's always down in the basement, you know, clacking away on his keyboard.

That's where his office is.

He's not just in the basement, everyone.

Yeah, sorry.

His office is down there.

He works finished basement.

He's happy, y'all.

He's fine.

He can talk to anyone.

Yeah.

He's just a lovable dude uh so i guess to all the fathers out there happy father's day but to michael marr especially we love you so much we love you a lot you are the best

our status we're doing well i'll talk to you in in three to five business days

welcome to sisters settle it the part of the show where we see your question and we answer it it's usually sister related but this time it's friend related Hey, Marr sister, teenage girl drama here.

So much fun.

I'm in a friend group where everyone seems to be closer with everyone except for me recently they have been excluding me from all the group hangouts and not talking to me at lunch even though i sit with them ouch

I have addressed it with one girl in the group I'm closest with and she doesn't really seem to care about the situation even though I feel like she is one of my best friends.

I'm not sure what else to do or if I should do anything because I get the feeling they don't even like me.

I'm also a senior in high school and about to graduate so is it worth it?

I need all the advice I can get.

Sisters, thank you.

I don't know if those are your friends.

That's kind of what it seems like.

Yeah.

And I will say this sounds very much so like my senior year of high school.

I had

not a fun experience and all these people that I thought were my friends, I think just turned out weren't or wasn't how I imagine it.

And for the rest of senior year, I just kind of like didn't

pay them mind, I guess, like

or I just wasn't worried about it because I think you're about to graduate So I is it worth it?

I don't know if it's worth it to waste your time on people like that like

you can tell

you can tell if you have these feelings.

That's real listen to yourself.

You can tell if people don't like you and and if they're acting like that around you and I want to say that's not necessarily a reflection on you.

No,

that's a reflection on them.

Yeah, because

they shouldn't be doing that to a girl who's obviously thinks that they are part of the friend group to be actively excluding.

Like that really shows their character and to like try to make a friend someone that you think is a close friend aware of it and then to not care is also a sign your friend should care about you and your feelings and what you're saying when i had all that happen to me in high school i just i literally was like fine i'm gonna go to college and you can kind of reclaim who you are start fresh

not that you have to like wait for that to happen but that was how i did like you know i have better things ahead of me i knew that i had that feeling that i had better things ahead of me and you do as well like

it's never fun.

I've been in that situation many times where I've never the friends I thought aren't right and it's sucky.

It feels terrible.

You feel like so uncomfortable even sitting with them at lunch, but you have much better things ahead of you and it's not worth it to try to get closer to people who are like that.

I didn't meet my best friend until,

you know, 20s.

Olivia didn't meet hers till college.

Like Ijana still has best friends from school.

But, you know, that's

there's more people to meet.

There's more people who who are going to like you for you.

Do not waste your energy on people like that.

And it's not your job to make people like you.

No.

They are their own people.

They have their own reasons.

What they say, you know, what's that thing?

It's like people talk about you behind your back for a reason.

They're behind you for a reason, right?

It's like, be who you are.

And if that's too much for them and they don't like it, then, you know, they can go find less, but you can be as big as you want to be.

And like, love yourself and the people that are meant to be around you will be attracted to how much you like yourself.

Should we write a book?

You should for sure.

And if you have a sisterly struggle and you want us to debate on the show, comment on YouTube or send us a DM at House of Marr and for a chance to be featured.

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