TEASER: June 2025 Members Only Mailbag

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I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorne.

With me is John Hodgman.

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I think we had a case similar to this in Portland, Oregon years ago at a live show where someone's neighbor got the wrong name and

was calling the litigant by the wrong name.

And the litigant was like, it's too late to correct him.

And it's like,

no, it's not.

Just do it.

Let's do it.

Right.

You know what?

Here, I'm going to say something.

Hey, Jasperman, first of all, I hope you're feeling better.

That message comes from me, John Hodgman, on a podcast.

We have a podcast in the United States.

Maybe you've heard of it.

If not,

you've got a lot of good company.

Point is, dog's name is Monty, not Jasper.

Sorry about the confusion.

Martin's too embarrassed to tell you.

So I recorded this message for him to put into a thumb drive to slip under your door.

Enjoy.

And I hope that you are getting better.

Goodbye.

Oh, what?

P.S.

P.S.

This is producer Jennifer Marma with a PS.

P.S.

Post script.

Your name is the Jasperman now.

Hope you're okay with that.

Yeah.

Why don't you know?

Hey, by the way, Martin, why don't you know this guy's real name?

Because I think that's pretty common among dog owners.

You know the dog name, you don't know the person name.

I grew up in a household where my mother has a nickname for everyone that she will use with others as though they are familiar with who that person is

to such an extent that there are whole swaths of the city of San Francisco that believe me to be known to people other than my mother as Bundles Buntings.

Yes!

How have I never heard this before?

You must be Bundles Buntings, they say.

Bundles Bunting.

Are you Booncelay Booncele?

They say

Booncele Booncele.

I feel like I have heard that.

Yeah, we've heard that one.

Bundles Buntings.

Yeah, there was a song with Bundles Buntings.

It had to do with my diapers.

But

that was what the nickname was.

But the song went, Bundles, Buntings, and the Big Band sound.

Play for children all over town.

Oh, yeah.

All the people they say, Bundles, Buntings is a friend today.

Playing the songs that children love to hear loud and clear.

That's right.

Children love that big band sound.

We'll be back with more Bundles Buntings and his Big Bad Orchestra with the Membo mailbag in just a minute.

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