100!!!!!!!!!!!

No, don't behave.

Guys, we're getting started like with a bang.

I am so excited.

I'm doing the 100 episode live from Las Vegas with such a cool group of people who agreed to do this with me, unscripted, 100% organic, never edited.

So first of all, thank you guys so much for being here.

Yay!

I cannot believe I survived.

four seasons of Catandaloos, 100 episodes.

So I'm super excited.

It's a hell of a birthday gift.

Thank you so much.

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So thanks, everybody.

Are you guys ready to rock and roll?

Yeah,

so some of you are going to appear on camera on my social media.

Some of you are choosing to remain anonymous, which is super cool as well.

Thank you, Amanda, for co-hosting this with me.

Thank you for having me.

I'm super excited.

Yeah, it's like the third time.

I'm

right.

Yeah.

But it feels, I mean, we hang out so much.

Do we hang out so much?

I don't know what's on air.

Oh, I forgot.

I know.

I forgot.

Everybody knows everything about our lives.

I know.

So this is a cool group because I have some single people.

I have some married people.

And I cannot wait to ask you guys questions about how you keep up the sparks alive.

Oh, yeah.

And I have to say, my number one most downloaded episode was an episode I did in Beverly Hills with this super cool guy.

And he's here tonight again.

Hi, super cool guy.

Great to be cool here again.

You are the number one most downloaded episode.

Let's see if we top the 15,000 downloads tonight.

I think we're going.

So I hope you're sharp and ready to rock and roll, okay?

It all depends on how drunk we get.

Okay, so pour the wine, pour the pigeon wine.

I have one thing I need to ask you guys before we get started, okay?

please do not behave.

This is a sex, dating, and relationships podcast.

So go for it.

Whatever you want to say, if you want to swear, if you want to talk about sex, just my audience loves that we're super honest about it.

Okay.

Keep it raw.

Okay.

Keep it raw.

Keep it real.

Yeah.

Keep it real.

So I'm going to start to the question that Amanda and I were talking about today that for me is like so important.

And I want to know, I'm going to ask the ladies first.

We have, for the people that are not watching the videos, we have four girls, including me, and three boys, one super brave boy that is on camera, Sam.

Hi, Sam.

Welcome to Candaloo.

You're single, ready to linger.

Okay, so let's, yeah, I'm going to ask this question.

Girls, you need to talk like one after the other so everybody can listen to you.

Okay, please.

So the question we want to ask, and I want to know, I'm going to ask first the single ones, I guess, and then we'll go to the married guy

we are single and we think having a fabulous sex life is top top priority when you're in a relationship

so Kat you're my single friend do you agree or that's not a top priority for you um

you're talking about being in a relationship right

It's a big priority.

Yeah.

But if you're in a relationship, I think there's more to it than just sex.

If you're not in a relationship, let's fucking go.

Let's just fucking go.

Let's fucking go.

Yeah.

Let's just go.

But if you meet a guy, like you're on a date, and is that like you like the guy and the sex is horrible?

Do you continue

date then?

No, no.

Yeah.

No, so it has to be great.

No, no.

It has to be great.

Do you think it's like depending on, because I think that

that's just from what I know.

I don't have kids, for example.

But if you have like kids or you have something like maybe a house together or something that is very much in common is that interfering with that or do you think that if you're just like single no responsibilities then sex has a bigger priority i think if you're single and you don't have the responsibility then yes sex would be more of a priority um but i think it all kind of is it has to go together so if you have kids even if you have a house if you have all those assets or kids tied in it is i mean if the sex is horrible, why

stay?

I agree.

Why?

I think we all agree.

Do you guys agree?

Like

the married guy is just staring.

You don't like it, why stay?

You don't get everything else.

Yeah, don't get locked in.

The men are like, all three men, they're just like staring at us.

They're a little bit.

I think because we're just our mouths dropped and

the honesty is coming out.

You guys need more wine before you throw it.

Do you throw away the person?

Do you throw away the trash?

Or do you really work with it and say, hey, you want to win, honey?

You sexually suck.

But I think if you were to go down with your mouth and work it this way or find out, you know, whatever gets your digitalis off,

you guide it.

Because if you, especially if you have kids and shit, like, fuck, well, you better find, figure it out.

Well, that's where communication.

If you like a little bit, a little finger in the back, you know, like a little cake pot, you have it.

Awesome.

So, if you really like the person, of course.

Okay, wait, one at a time.

So, if you really like the person and the sex sucks, you would try to fix the sex, right?

Teach them what you like.

Well, I think.

Yeah, that's a nice approach.

I agree.

I think if you're don't give up, teach them what you like.

You don't want to give up.

You want to try to work, but communication is key.

So, if you're able to communicate, and I've been in a relationship where I was in a with a individual that was unable to communicate and was horrific.

Yeah.

If you don't have that communication, then how can you progress and move forward and say, I love that.

Hey, you know, let's do this to spark this.

Do you agree?

Do you disagree?

And kind of go by,

you know, what teach the person what you like.

Right.

If they don't like it, something really, guys, I gotta ask you, don't talk among each other because it's horrible for my listeners on the the podcast.

Please,

yeah, I mean, I like that approach, but for me, it's pretty hard to,

I mean, work on the sex.

Maybe I could.

You're just the person.

You're like, hey, if you're sucking bad, get on.

But it's just because I have a very specific taste.

Yeah.

You know, we all do, but yeah.

And it's just like, for me.

Do you want to share what your specific taste is?

Bring it, bring it.

No, but

real chocolate has anything.

We would like that.

Can real chocolate be incorporated like a schmore's.

What is the specific thing?

Amanda's black.

Like the marshmallow.

Amanda's blushing.

She's a little grand cracker.

And by the way, she's not shy at all, but she's bludgy.

I mean, okay, so when it comes to sex, it's gotta taste like fruity pebbles.

No.

No.

It's gotta have a flavor of

glistening.

No.

No.

I think your guesses are

not there.

So, no, but for me, I hate when guys are pleasing.

And I know a lot of girls like that.

Pleasing you?

Yes.

You don't want them to be a little bit more.

I please that.

Oh my God.

No, but seriously, like,

no, but it's not like that.

But what I mean is, like, it's supposed to be rough.

I don't want them to ask me if it feels good.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Because then I'll be like,

what the fuck?

Yes.

Because if they're going to be like,

yeah, yes.

Let's go, we're gonna get chillin',

yeah,

because that's the thing.

A lot of the time they're like, yeah, no, do you almost like the ring hands up

and they're like, is this okay?

Does this feel okay?

And that's very slow.

And that's among each other.

It's just not my style.

You know what I mean?

And it's very hard to say, like, hey, can you basically like rape me and not ask me what I think?

I agree.

That sounds weird.

And it's obviously not.

We were talking about that the other day.

Some guy that I dated a while ago, remember, and he said, He's so nice.

Why couldn't I have less?

The nicest guy in the world, rich hands, and then.

But one time he kissed me, I felt like it was a girl kissing me, you know, like

touching like a kitty cat.

That's good, right?

No, it's horrible.

I was like, get away from me.

I felt like a man that was kissing me.

Yeah, I just saw my first restraint order.

You know,

because I credit a card swipe on her.

You know, I thought, hello, nice to meet you.

Okay.

MasterCard.

And, you know, next thing you know, I'm getting the police call.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, well, that's a good idea.

There's a line.

There's a line.

Okay, now, there's a married couple here.

And the cutest thing happened.

Like, when I started the podcast, she was sitting on my right, and he was sitting way out there with the mystery guest.

And then, for whatever reason, it's like, you know what?

I'm going to sit next to my hot wife.

I love that.

So, how long have you guys guys been married we've been married six years wow so well we've been together for 12.

okay so you've been together a long time and it's super obvious you guys have amazing chemistry yeah

and you're like still dating each other you have hot sex

can you share because i think it's everybody's dream to have a relationship with someone that you love and keep the sex hot hot and hot and a half yeah you gotta please help us all right this is how this is how we do it.

Yeah, this is during the week.

We have very taxing jobs, and we are in a business together.

We work together.

So during the week, we're drained, but we make it a point for every Saturday morning.

I make it a point every single Friday and Saturday and Sunday.

I drain my husband.

Yes, weekends are a fuck best.

Every weekend.

Really?

Do you have a schedule?

Yeah.

Well, do you have dates?

Well, every day's a date, but

she prefers at night.

But I usually wake up like four in the morning and start bugging her.

It's a compromise.

You're ready?

You're ready?

I love it.

I love it.

So you guys know, like, the whole week.

I like that.

That's a super easy.

Saturday morning, Sunday morning.

Right?

Because sometimes the stress of work, like some people.

Sometimes it's just drainage.

Yes.

Yeah.

I like to throw in some curveballs in the bedroom.

Yeah.

Like what?

Like what?

No, share.

Yeah.

Share.

We want to know, because I also want to be together with someone that long and still want to have sex with them.

I mean, I throw in some extra people once in a while.

Oh, yeah,

some toys.

Toys, yeah, I love that.

Yes.

So we keep it interesting and spicy.

I think that's awesome because I have talked about it on many episodes of my podcast, including this one that I told you guys that I didn't be holding with the mystery guest.

And his best friend is married.

And he loves the wife.

But

they were in this almost

sexless marriage because, oh, she's so busy and I'm so busy.

And then we started giving like this super cool ideas.

And after the episode, he called us the next morning.

He's like, guess what, guys?

I had super hot sex with my wife.

And I think being busy is kind of an excuse because everybody's crazy busy.

Everybody.

So like you guys said, if you don't make time for each other, it's just going to die.

Well, also, some people don't have...

as you get older some people don't have the sex drive as like some other people but but then then there are things you can do about that she's right well yeah she's 10 years younger 11 years younger than me her sex drive is like through the roof through the roof yeah yeah and 11 years from now it'll it will be yeah yeah i don't blame it on age yeah but

i haven't had a bonus since easter

well i'll call you that was a parenthesis like sam that's sam i haven't had a bonus

like a year ago okay

i've actually i've heard that, that the men's sex drive declines with age and the women's are rising.

Yeah, so yeah.

I tell you on my experience, all my listeners know I was in a horrible marriage for 14 years.

Like we, our sex sucked, sucked.

Like seriously, it was like

no, yeah, everything.

He was super conservative.

It was like really, if it happened, it lasted like maybe two minutes.

It was just, I was frustrated.

And now I'm older and I have my sex drive is like of a nymphomaniac.

I love having sex.

I think it's super important.

Yeah, but it's good for your health.

It's good for your skin.

It keeps you young.

It's insanely important.

And you burn calories.

You burn calories and it relieves stress.

So I always, I'm not married, but I tell a lot of married couples, like, find the freaking time, even if you're crazy busy, because it actually helps the stress of being busy, right?

Yeah.

I mean, I can't even imagine not having sex.

That's not even a problem.

I love that.

You guys are like a poster couple for anyone.

Anyway, but I just, yeah, Bravo.

Look at that.

She's so cute.

And I like the idea.

Let's talk for a second.

And everybody else can chime in, okay?

Because I'm asking them questions because I'm super curious.

Because it's so rare that we have like a hot couple.

Yeah.

I don't remember if I ever interviewed another hot married couple.

Like, you don't meet that many couples that you actually look at them and you're like, wow, they're still fucking.

They still

Even if you wouldn't have,

even if you wouldn't have said that you still had sex, I would like to see it on you.

I'm like, dude, those two, they still do it and they still enjoy it.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

And the thing that she said, like bringing, that's huge taboo.

So let's talk about that for a little bit.

I had many guests that I interviewed in the past, and we talk about having threesomes and bringing people in the bedroom.

In this country, especially this culture, in general, it's taboo.

It's huge taboo, especially for women.

So, what would you say to people out there?

Like, oh my God, it's my husband, and I don't want to do it.

This is our rule.

This is how we do it.

This is, we,

no matter what, we have to be together with anything.

Yeah, there's yeah, that's that's loyalty.

Yeah,

anything else is considered like cheating, it doesn't even go there, right?

Yeah, whatever either one of us want,

we can make it, we can make it.

I love that.

That's,

if I may interject, you also can't come inside the other person.

I remember that was kind of one of the rules.

Of whom?

Anyways, regardless of that.

That was out of my favor.

So I was going to go with another.

I actually enjoy watching him fuck other women.

Like,

and when I'm with another woman, like, oh, yeah, every man loves that, right?

Shuiman.

I think it's every man's dream, right?

But also, I'm a true bisexual.

So, like,

I absolutely enjoy that.

Is so adorable.

I enjoy a beautiful woman.

And

if he can enjoy another beautiful woman with me, but men, remember, whenever you're doing that, you always have to make your wife and your partner the number one.

And there's a mother the other person.

That's where I come from.

That's a whole other person.

See, nobody understands.

That's what a true gene knows.

When you're in that situation, you cannot let princess not be the queen.

No, well, okay, Sam.

Oh, my Lord.

But okay,

everybody knows that.

I can't know that.

Look, I did not know that.

I have unwritten rules.

I have done this one.

I can't be aware of that.

Okay, wait, one at a time, so my listeners can actually listen to us.

I am super open-minded when it comes to sex with a partner that you love and trust.

So I agree.

You should do whatever the hell you're a man and you want in bed because that's what keeps the sex alive.

I love that you said that you do it together.

It's not cheating and it's huge taboo.

Many times when I talk about it on the podcast, I get a huge backlash.

They're like, oh my God, it's such a horror.

You did three things, but it's not that big of a deal.

It's just like about pleasing your man.

It is, because how many relationships that people go behind other people's back, and it's human nature.

You know, you want variety.

Yeah.

And if you get, you're open about it, she's my best friend.

It's better to do it together.

Yeah.

Absolutely.

That's our trust is the number one thing in a relationship.

Loyalty, yeah.

Loyalty, trust, and I agree.

That's that's number one.

Yeah, so let's go around the room.

I think it's most, I never met a man in my life that doesn't have the fantasy of a threesome.

You guys, you have, I have three guys in the room.

Do you guys agree?

It's a lot harder.

It's a lot of harder work, though.

You got to remember that.

I think my reaction is...

The man needs to be able to please both, right?

You better go by

your game on point to be able to handle two women.

I had

a young lady when I was in my, I was 35.

She was about 28.

So for my, no, I was, it was my 40th birthday.

She brought home three other young ladies from the women's club.

Yeah, can you talk a little louder, Sam, so my listeners can listen to you?

I wanted to do a soft, sensuous voice.

But you won't be able to hear it.

So it's my 40th birthday, and she was a dancer, and so she decided to bring me a couple of her friends for my birthday.

Okay.

So

they were like hallucinogenic things and other things.

Oh my God.

And things.

So back in those days, we didn't have cameras on our phone.

So what I did is I bought a bunch of throwaway,

like those throwaways, the little paper ones that you do for weddings, the discardable cameras, yeah,

the kodak, yeah, because no one's gonna believe.

I am not sure,

you know what I'm saying?

Like, I am not sure.

This is a good idea.

So, so let me ask you a question: you had sex with all three,

could you handle it?

No, no,

yes, yes, but it was an all-day affair.

But that's what I told you.

You don't, I did it.

I did the old face with someone that I shouldn't have because there was just somebody that I was just like, oh my god, that is beautiful.

Uh-huh.

Discarding, not knowing, like, hey, honey, is this cool?

You know, like,

I was like, oh my God,

I can't believe this shit.

And that's why you don't come inside another woman.

Okay, well, listen,

this is like personal rules that I think, whatever.

I don't care if you guys come inside.

It's like a parable.

It's like a parable.

I hope you can learn from the story.

I'm trying to learn from everybody's stories.

They're saying they're good about it, they love doing it, and they have this hot, hot sex.

I think it's amazing.

I think it's every girl's dream.

Do you, my friends, Kat and Amanda, do you girls agree with me?

It's every girl's dream to have your partner, the love of your life, your husband, your boyfriend, whatever, and be able to do everything you can and tell all your fantasies with that one person.

Absolutely.

I think that's the ultimate dream.

I think we've already

kind of said until we find our partners, we're just going to do what we fuck around.

Fuck around.

Oh, you guys are single.

Yeah.

You guys are single.

You should do, of course.

Why not?

You know?

And that's the truth.

Well, maybe why not?

Why not?

To ask each one of us where

you're getting nervous.

I'm meaning.

Like, where are you at?

Like, I'm looking for probably something different than you're looking for, Amanda.

Yeah.

I mean, everybody's looking for their own thing.

I don't know.

Exactly.

So I'm trying to bring it together.

So, like,

but I mean, I don't think, to be fair, I don't even think I am looking for a relationship right now.

So, you're not looking to have a family or create the picture?

I mean, I would love to have a family, but I just,

for me, commitment is such a big thing.

I mean, I love that you can keep together.

Yeah, because that's what I tell her.

When you see the right person, you're going to be like, okay, this person, I don't want to lose this person.

Yeah, because I don't see it.

I'm not like,

I have like, yeah.

It's like, it's great.

There is a couple of guys that want to go into a relationship with me, but I don't.

Because I'm not the right guy for you.

When you find the right guy for you, you're going to be like, yeah, that's the right guy.

When the fam I'm going to find this guy, of course.

Am I going to find this guy?

Yeah,

I was in a relationship.

for five and a half years.

A month ago, the guy I found out was like the biggest scam artist.

Oh, yeah, you have the worst.

So we have to do a whole episode just about yours.

Yeah, actually,

this is

I have commitment issues just like you.

I think everybody that has been burned once is like scared of being burned again.

So, right?

Fuck it.

I'm going to do what I want.

But I'll tell you, girls, my opinion.

This is what I think.

I've been burned as well, obviously, many times.

That's why I started the podcast, by the way.

If you guys listen to season one, to my dating stars, you go like, oh my Jesus.

But I think if you give up,

and it sounds cheesy and stupid, but like, if you give up, you say, you know, all men are pigs, all men are assholes, everybody's gonna burn me again.

I'm not, I'm gonna just fuck everybody.

The bad people win.

Because basically, they took that love and that trust away from you.

You know what I mean?

Does that make sense?

Do you agree?

Like your story, the guy's a crook and a con artist, da-da-da-da-da, you and me.

But it's like, okay, good.

Congratulations.

You made me like completely disbelief that there are nice people in the world, you know and i don't think that's fair no it's not because i'm sure there are i mean but i'm usually like i've always been like the one to

order

yeah i'm just pouring all the wine here

but i mean my lovely sponsor no and the wine is really good i'm not a huge wine lover and this wine is yes oh now you chimed in hi

My number one most downloaded episode.

You're so quiet tonight.

Yeah, what are you looking for?

Do you want to talk about

anything do you like threesomes absolutely see there you go do you think it's every man

four girls but it's like he said he said a key phrase whatever you put in bed you gotta be able to handle make everybody happy right that is that is and especially make your your number one is your number one yeah because it can get even even if you're

understanding that we have there could still be jealous moments and stuff you just have to kind of read the room and make

number one priority.

You must be like a freaking teacher expert on threesomes.

I'm no expert.

I'm no expert, but I'm all right, I guess.

I unfortunately failed that class.

You failed a threesome class, you got kicked out, you got kicked out, you got kicked out.

You went to the next level and had four.

So that in the class I excelled.

Did you come inside of her or you didn't do it?

okay.

Yes, okay.

On that threesome note, on that threesome note,

guys, 25 minutes went by.

I'm going to take a two-minute break for my sponsors so I can breathe them like hot.

They were just laughing away.

I don't even know.

And I'm going to come back and I'm going to spice it up even more.

Are you guys ready?

Are you guys game?

You're doing really good.

Everybody's doing really good.

You started like a little shy, but I feel like you have more stories you want to tell.

I feel like you have more stuff you want to tell.

Okay, we'll be back in two minutes.

This is 100th episode Cat on the Loose live from Las Vegas with a super cool group of people.

Yeah, yeah.

Here.

With a lot of Pejo wine, a lot of Pejo wine in that house.

And here we go, people.

This is the second half.

This Cat on the Loose is getting crazier and crazier.

And we're live from Las Vegas.

I'm with this coolest group of people, like this amazing, amazing, amazing married couple.

After 12 years, you guys are having hot, hot, hot sex.

And I think everybody envies you.

My great friends Kat and Amanda, single, ready to mingle.

My great friend Sam, meow, meow, meow.

And my secret, gorgeous, delicious, number one, most downloaded episode here, secret guest.

Hi, secret guest.

Hello, secret.

Hello.

So on the first half, we were kind of mild and nice.

You guys are like relaxing, drinking a lot of Peugeot wine.

So let's spice it up, okay?

Let's see because when I stop recording, you guys start talking like dirty, dirty, dirty, and then when I start recording again, you're like shy.

So, let's get down to the nitty-gritty.

You guys are talking about doing threesomes, and you said you bring girls in bed.

So, then, Amanda, foursomes, foursomes, you can handle three girls at the same time.

Well, yeah,

do you take something?

Do you mind passing?

Do you take viagram?

Sometimes, no, a different one, but sometimes you know, you have to

be able to perform.

You know, you can't.

It's like, you know, it's like.

You need to know your game, right?

You need to know your game.

You need to know your game.

No shame in it.

No, what?

No shame in it.

No shame in it.

No, yeah.

It's like putting some high-octane.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So

you're like a 20-year-old again.

Yeah.

Do you take hormones and stuff or just Viagra?

No hormones.

No Viagra.

It's just

blue chew sometimes.

Blue chew.

What's blue chew?

It's like a similar type of thing.

It's good, but

if you have to

really put it down.

Because I mean, having three girls in bed must be tough like hell for a guy.

Let's be honest, you know.

Because it's a lot of

optimal.

Three is too many.

Okay, but how long do you guys have sex for?

Depends.

When we're just us, then we can be pretty efficient.

Yeah.

I wait till she comes.

Then after she comes, then that's like, that triggers me to come.

Yeah.

Kat, what about you?

What do you like?

I like exactly what you said.

I don't like, so I dated

a woman for five and a half years.

You did?

Well, no.

He, it was a guy, but yeah, but he was a woman.

A woman.

He was a woman.

He was a pussy ass bitch.

That's what the fuck he was.

And

I just like,

let's just go like i don't need all this like touchy

foreplay no get that yeah no no if it's not far play you don't want to far play like that that big touch

my finger up your ass while we talk

maybe later okay like i don't i especially when i first meet someone and i talk to people wait one person at a time one person at a time meet someone it creeps me up when they're too touchy i don't like it i don't like

I feel really uncomfortable.

Like, if I, so, what is your language of love?

Um,

of love.

I, you have to, like,

of you have to be a friend.

I've never dated someone that I didn't really know.

So, like, these dating apps and like meeting people, it's really hard for me to connect because I don't really know.

Oh my god, these dating apps are such crap.

Oh, my gosh.

I can't even imagine.

But if I know them as their friend and I know who they are,

like, it's okay,

let's

let's let's do it and then i can like move on and i don't so cat you live in vegas like vegas i'm guessing it's a tough town to meet real people because you have all these tourists all these parties all the hotels all the prostitutes yeah a lot of chances so how do you date in this freaking town i don't know it's really hard i've gone on a couple of dates and guys are just really horny and they just want to yeah

fine if we connect and they're not too touchy and overly like the whole like oh i want to make you feel like i don't like that just let's get down to it let's do it let's just run it's got to be like the right timing like the passionate stuff but don't like try to touch and be

too yeah i totally feel you but i have this i wonder if you have the same i feel like i really need like you said a connection because i i wouldn't be able to like meet up with a stranger like that i have at a bar yeah i mean maybe they're at a bar but just like meet up with someone that i don't know i haven't

spoken to them, and then just right have sex because I don't get attracted.

I can't, I have to, I have to be attracted to like personality.

So, like, for example, I can't disclose anybody's information because some people that I've hooked up with after my relationship are people that like famous

a little bit, cool, but something like that.

But I know them, I know what they're about.

Yeah, and we do it, and like, it's like, hey, you want to do it again?

Eggplant emojis, you want some?

And I'm like, people actually.

Wait, wait.

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

Oh, my God.

I know.

It's so stupid.

The idea

is like, oh, you want a bang?

Yeah, like last night it was like, hey, do you want some eggplant?

And I was like, I'm too tired right now.

So not tonight, but maybe tomorrow.

Yeah.

No, on my phone.

What is the piece?

Oh, you can.

No.

No, like, if you, like, so, okay.

If you've got got like a booty call and they're like hey you want do you want some and I can be like hey do you want like some ass so I'm just like hey peach emoji like oh my god I knew nothing wait wait wait wait wait that's I that's how stupid I am like

a hitchhiker.

I know nothing about this stuff.

Would you say peach emoji?

So you got a ass.

Is that because it splits in the middle of the peach phone?

Yeah, because it's a booty call.

That's a booty phone.

So you guys like it communicate about sex with this emoji thing?

Yeah, I'm going to show you right now cats.

okay.

Cat number one.

I'm gonna show you exactly.

I'm gonna show you exactly, and then you can comment.

Um, yeah, I just showed that.

I knew that Peter.

I know.

I know that you know, you had an eggplant tonight,

and then I knew at that eggplant emoji meeting, you had like a nice big dick.

Arthur, you're gonna say a nice big dinner.

Some Balaganous, some eggplants.

Yeah, some ballaging.

Oh my god,

don't see no.

Listen, I am so freaking stupid.

If some dude sent me an eggplant emoji, I'd be like,

sure, are you taking me to like you pastaya?

Chespago?

What if you know him?

It's like, do you want

a big surprise?

I never got like a hit on with an emoji ever.

No, but I mean, like, I have, I know them.

Like, there's a trust.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Yeah.

In Portuguese, in Brazil, we have an expression for that because Brazilians are like Swedish people.

They're very comfortable with sex.

Yeah.

And in Brazil, it's called like, if you're single, it likes a friendly dick.

Like you have your best friend that you don't want to date.

But like if you're desperate, instead of dating, instead of fucking some dude at a bar,

you just call your friendly dick like and vice versa.

Yeah, you know these people.

It's like a friend with benefits.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like a tooth fairy.

In nicer terms, yeah, friends with benefits.

Yeah.

But that's exactly what it is.

Friends with benefits.

Why is it like a tooth fairy?

Because you've got to put it under the pillow.

It's like a little surprise.

Like, hi.

Put it in your eggplant under the pillow, though.

I don't even know where the hell this conversation is going.

Well, when me and Amanda, like, first talked, we were like, so do you like that?

And we just immediately were like.

Yeah, we're the same person.

We're the same person.

I would like to throw this disclosure out that all my experiences are from a long time ago.

You haven't had sex in a long time.

In other words, you need an update.

Yes,

you need to be updated.

I can do a research.

I'm the only guy that needs a cobwebs cleaner.

Are you on a woman diet?

Women diet?

I did a man diet last year.

What is that?

I like I was.

I said, you know what?

I don't want to have any men, any dates, anything for like many, many, many months.

I'm silly.

Yeah, I would think it was so good for me.

It was so good for me.

Of course, I was using my, I broke broke like 10 million vibrators.

You're buying the cheap ones.

No.

Yeah, yeah.

You got to get the most stuff.

Yeah, but listen.

You have to get one that plugs into the wall.

That's what we have.

But listen to me.

That was a vibrator company that sent me, like, they listened to the podcast.

They're like, do you want a box of vibrators?

And I decided to take like the whole summer off from dating because I was writing a book and I was sick of a bunch of...

did you use every vibrator they gave you?

Yeah, a book, they sent me a box, and then like, and then like after two, because I was using like because I honestly it relieves my stress.

I like it, I love it.

I'm being honest.

You make me come in the morning, I'm a whole completely different Catherine, and you make me come at night, I'm even like the best of me.

So, yeah, I'm like using testing this vibrator is like breaking one in the shower like exploded.

I'm serious, it was like waterproof.

So, I'm like, in my shower, and the thing catches on fire.

No, it's just too starry.

It's like harb.

I have not found like, but I try them all.

I think vibrators are great.

And I actually ask a lot of women on the podcast and men,

what do you guys, as a couple, what do you think about bringing toys in the bedroom?

It's a great idea, right?

Vibrators part of our routine.

We have,

what's, what brand is it?

But it plugs into the wall.

We have an extension cord.

Yes, Yes, share.

Share.

I've lost three relationships because of dildos.

Why?

Because they were so good they didn't want to meet me.

That's not true.

It's not the same.

Wait, let's get back to the vibrators.

If you guys know the name, let's give a shout out to the name.

Hitachi?

Yeah.

Okay, he touches.

Send some vibrators our way to Carondolu so we can all test.

Now, let's not the cordless one.

Not the because the

plug-in about the wireless one is the battery will die at the worst time.

You want to plug into the wall and has more power.

Okay, he touches.

I likes power.

I like power.

Yeah, drilling.

So drill.

Yes, and it affects both of us because she,

as we're fucking, she puts the vibrator on.

No, go for it.

We need need to have it.

This is public service.

You guys are married, so it don't matter.

Yeah, they're married.

Don't be excited.

We travel everywhere.

And we have like a Christmas tree extension cord that we wrap around it.

Sometimes it gets standard, but we everywhere we go.

We take with us.

Luckily, we travel a lot in hotels, sexually even better than households.

Yes, right.

It's a different app, a different

environment.

It's different

fine, but I mean, at hotels, you can be extra free and extra live.

That's another great idea for couples.

If you're bored, because, of course, routine is routine.

It doesn't matter how much you like somebody, right?

You get into the routine.

Spice it up.

Like,

fucking the car, fucking the hotel.

I don't know.

But I mean, okay.

I have a question though for the couple.

Again, you're getting so fascinated.

I'm like, wow.

People can be together.

I think that is just just so fascinating.

So I have to ask you guys, like, how do you just stay attracted to each other?

Because every time I date a guy, it takes three months, then I'm done.

Everything I see with him is because you have not met the one guy for you.

Stop saying that.

It's the same

truth.

The fucking ball sack is just hanging there.

He doesn't close the fucking bathroom door.

He never fucking with you.

No, but you know, he never cleans.

He's just dirty.

Just

corpse.

It's just like,

how the fuck do you expect me to do?

I don't know.

No one.

That's why

that's why we're the same person.

Yes, that's why we are the same.

Listen, you girls here.

I'm going to tell you girls something.

Stop meeting men on your dating apps.

We don't, I don't do.

I well, I just

started the app.

I just yeah, the married man wants to chime in.

Guys out there, hygiene is key.

Yeah,

guys and girls.

Guys and girls.

Yeah, of course.

Come on.

Keep yourself up.

If you want to have sex, yeah, shave, wax, do whatever they have to have to do.

Whatever you got to do.

Drink, you know, for girls, like, drink a lot of grapefruit juice and cranberry juice because it keeps vodka.

Yeah, the fruits keep everything nice and clean.

And I heard that pineapple

is a good.

It's acidic.

Yeah, anything acidic.

That's a fraudulent relationship.

You have to get into like the essence of a human being.

But what is the end of the...

I don't care if you're too big, Dukey.

If you want to just tear that up.

I still care.

Oh, my God.

Well, I was just talking about the taste of your cum.

Apparently, yours tastes like safrito.

Let's talk about that.

Guys, okay,

great.

I have a lot of questions and very little time.

And I want everybody to go around the room and answer.

The expression, blow job.

A lot of women say it's called a job job because it's so much work.

I don't like it.

I don't like it.

I

love a blow job.

It's the thing that turns me on the most on the planet.

How about you, Cat?

Cat made a face.

Like, are you crazy?

Is it a job or it's a pleasure to you?

Blow job.

It depends on who it is.

But for your pleasure.

For your pleasure.

I'm not going to answer that one.

Does that matter?

Does that matter?

That's a good question.

Does that matter?

I'm the real interviewer.

Do we hear the truth?

Yes, of course.

This is 100% truthful and organic.

Yeah.

Only circumcised?

I think so.

The thing is, in Sweden, no one is circumcised.

So when I got to the U.S., I'm like, okay.

This is

you.

This is how dressing clean.

How the fuck do you do this?

Because it's so easy with the ones that you don't, because then you know how to do it.

But here, it's like, whoa, it's going to happen.

I wish you guys saw her fit your hand.

But you know what?

Sometimes it depends on how I feel.

Yeah.

If I want, sometimes I want to.

So, like, in general, to you, it's a blow job or it's a blow pleasure.

I don't know.

I was locked up for five and a half years.

So sometimes I would want to do it just to spice

things up, but I don't know because I'm like new to the

how about you, Christina, the married girl.

Well, I.

It's pleasure.

It's blow pressure.

It just depends on the moment.

Yeah, I do love.

Do you guys ever do?

I do a good blow job.

Did you guys ever bring a guy into the bedroom?

It's happened a couple times.

With guys?

Christina and two guys?

Me, Christina, and

another guy.

Yeah.

Well, one time it was a force and one time it was just another guy.

Like another couple.

Cool.

Yeah, I like that.

It's happened.

Well, it's really only worked out once.

What happened the other time?

He couldn't keep it up.

That's what we're saying.

You need to know your equipment, right?

Do you guys agree?

Like,

one time it's worked out.

Yeah, okay.

So she doesn't know blow job, blow pressure, blow pressure, blow job, or blow pressure.

Blood pressure.

I mean,

I mean, Amanda's like, um, yeah,

no, but no, no, no, no.

But it's, it's actually interesting that you bring that up because I recently discovered how you can make it fun.

Because I've all the podcasts you send me.

Not always

that, but I've been talking a lot with other girls and they're like, well, try to do this and try this and do this and do this little thing.

And I'm like, okay, I'm going to try that.

And then when I try it, it just makes everything more fun because it's.

So I don't get turned on by it to have a dick in my mouth.

You should, though.

You you should though yeah

yes let me ask you guys you guys why do you guys enjoy girls

i've done i don't enjoy i don't enjoy a girl me catherine like i'm not gonna go and pick up a girl but if my man it to me what turns me on is to turn on my man Okay, that's my pleasure.

That's what gets me hot.

So if my man tells me, I want you to bring a girl in the bedroom.

Okay, that's a guest's phone because he forgot to put on mute I am so sorry guys

well I guess I don't have that problem because my yeah but like she really loves

to me and I said it on my podcast many times before like I've had boyfriends that they're like look I want to do a threesome and it's most guys fancy I'm like okay I have no problem if it's like a girl that and then the guy my boyfriend used to say to me of course you pick somebody that you're attracted to right so if I if I gotta pick a girl that I like the smell right smell has a lot to do with it the looks

No problem.

Like, I think sex is fun.

Like you said, it's all about trust and loyalty.

And if it spices it up, if you know your guys, because men love that shit and it's sex, you know, they're not cheating on you, they're just having more fun in the bedroom.

Like, why not?

What's the big fucking deal?

You know, I have no problem doing it.

You know,

I mean, you've done it too.

I know.

You've told me you said on the podcast what you did, the threesome.

I've had a threesome.

yeah, yeah, but it was two guys, yeah, two guys, so it's not the same.

I never did two guys, I never did that.

I mean, for me, threesomes wasn't a thing, but I guess it's different when you have a partner to do it with, yeah, yeah.

So it's more fun, yeah.

I would think so, and also, I mean, I could probably sleep with a girl, definitely, if she's like, looks like a guy, and yeah,

but you know what I mean.

It's like, well, I think it's so funny.

I don't like,

but you know, feminine, yeah, me.

I'm not, I don't see myself as bisexual by any means.

But if I can, like,

if it feels right, I don't know.

I'm actually not that sexual, like, overall.

Like, I like to have sex, but I've also, like,

before this time, I was like without sex for maybe a year.

Yeah, make sure that.

And no masturbation.

Really?

No masturbation.

You don't have to actually have a real organization.

Yes.

I think so.

That's what I was saying.

Because if you don't really know for sure, you know, I asked her.

We were doing the podcast together last, like two years ago, and I actually asked her,

because it happened to me, like, just a little while ago, as crazy as it is, I had multiple orgasms for the first time.

And I thought it was a myth.

I thought it doesn't exist.

I thought people talk about it.

I'm like, what the fuck you talk about?

No, we're so lucky if you come once.

And then I went to the moon and another planet, and it took me like a few hours to come back and it was the biggest rush in my brain and i asked amanda i was like did you ever feel that because did you and she was like i have no idea what the fuck i'm talking about

now did you ever feel that christina

did you i have

right so it does exist

but it's not easy it's not easy right no i think for girls you really got to be out of your out of your head for for for guys it's like it's it's more of working on not to come.

Yeah, like

that's so true.

That's so true.

No, but it's like you got to get your

head out of the head.

She's a woman.

It doesn't matter.

You cannot, you girls agree with me.

You cannot be there like, I'm going to have a multiple guest.

I'm going to have a multiple.

It doesn't work like that.

It's something that comes in your body and you're like, holy fucking shit.

I can't believe it.

Right.

And sometimes when we're having sex and

we like way into it, and it's like she already knows she's not gonna,

she's not gonna be able to get there.

And it's like, it happens once in a while.

Oh, it's awesome.

And it's like she already knows she can't get there in her head.

It's once in a lifetime, maybe, right, Kat?

Hopefully not.

No, it happens

in a lifetime.

A few times in a lifetime.

Yeah, I hope more than that.

Yeah, you need to experience that.

No, if you.

Yeah, it sounds great.

If you are are saying that you're not sure you've ever been there.

I mean, I definitely, you know, no, I don't know.

I would know.

There's not a, there's not a, oh, I don't.

No, you would know when that happens, that you put

that.

No, I know how it feels for me, but I'm just, I have this feeling that it's different for me than for other people.

Like when I come, I usually squirt.

So it's like water everywhere.

A lot of women do squirt, yeah.

It's not a problem.

So, I mean,

I want you to know that I'm making a commitment today to work on you.

I'm going to dedicate my time.

Whatever it takes.

Sam, we don't have time.

We need to leave.

Make her miss her phone.

I don't need that time.

Make her miss her phone.

Put her in the car, lock the car, and make

sure we just take you to the airport.

Make her miss her phone.

Next time, we're all gonna try some things.

Everybody's heard that.

I love it.

Oh my gosh.

I'm first in line.

For the wet and wild party, we're gonna be giving away wet and wild passes that day.

We'd like to think wet and wild for

today.

Oh, I know.

I love it.

Brain and towel.

Brain a towel.

Brain a towel.

It's not a towel.

I'm giving a little Mexican.

But it's funny that you said that because we are talking about

people behave.

Behave.

It's funny that you said that because we were talking about something like mental and physical, and your approach was like, oh, I'm different because my body reacts a different way.

And it's kind of interesting that you said that.

I mean, because does it matter if the woman's courts or not?

Yes.

I like what Sammy was saying.

Go ahead, talk about the mask again.

Please talk about the leader.

Oh, we could infuse both our conversations because i have to mentally make love to her

how do you mentally make attraction she's a little flying right now yeah a little flying if that is such a word flawed one two flaw flawed fly in want flood flauta

flauta

anyways cat you now can continue i forgot i lost my train of thought

my guests are talking among each other they forgot about all about my episode they're eating cheese and no no no no no no no no now it's actually getting fun yeah i know this is freaking sam please expand on your squirteleka sam please expand on like uh what do you want to do to

i think i'm gonna call uber now yeah i know yeah so before we're done before we're done does it matter man no please because this is like public service because i have 15 000 20 000 people out there listening to this crap god knows why but they are

it does it matter if someone squirts or not?

What matters is if they come, right?

Well, she doesn't, she's not a squirter.

It's

kind of weird, it kind of makes a mess sometimes.

That is a rarity, it's uh, but sex is messy.

It's yeah, no, I'm not against it, but I mean, she's not a squirter, so yeah, in our normal

so you guys, the is it

let me ask you a question: the biggest pleasure for a man is to make a woman come or not?

Like, does it make you feel like the last Coca-Cola zero of the desert?

I don't care about coming.

Yes,

I need the woman to come first.

That's, or else it's not.

You marry a winner.

I second that emotion.

I won't even feel the joy of the orgasm.

It's like, it will be like,

it's happened before, and I'm like, sorry, baby.

I didn't mean to.

But do you finish her up with your hands, maybe?

Yes.

Well, no, no, no.

You're the husband and beginner.

You feel like shit, and the orgasm doesn't feel the same way.

You feel like shit?

Yeah, the orgasm.

i love

the orgasm doesn't feel like i love hands yeah she comes first and orgasm feels like an orgasm

cat is like yeah

cat is just sitting there like right just make it happen just make it happen make it happen open

do you guys agree like last night we were talking when we left dinner and sam mentioned that sam mentioned that today

when we were coming home last night i was saying

in my culture amanda's culture my father's culture, my father's from France,

a lot of cultures think if people had more sex and they were more open about it, it just makes life easier because it resolves a lot of problems.

And in the United States, it's huge taboo.

People want to argue and fight, da-na-na-na-na.

And you guys are Americans, but you seem like to be so chill and cool about it.

Do you agree that if maybe sex were less taboo, like if couples found more time for it like you guys do and you know just just experimented in bed, do you agree that maybe life is just easier if you if you get that area figured out?

I think last night would have been epic if we would have all made love last night.

I would have loved to have seen at a wet-n-wild party

and have Amanda do a sprinkler show for us, like the Bellagio.

I could have put some, you know, that was the problem.

We needed to put out some borcelli or some or

I'd really, really hit it off last night, so I really feel bad next time.

Next time in Vegas, I love it.

Amanda, I hope this is a big cliffhanger for everybody.

Cliffhanger, Don.

Is Amanda gonna shoot off water?

Are we all taking our clothes off?

I want everyone for it.

I want everyone to give us a list of their top 10 songs they'd like to hear.

Maybe you'd like a Spanish song, maybe a little Swiss

ABBA.

Don't go dancing.

Dancing queen,

watch me scream.

You guys are the bad.

Dancing queen.

Oh, yeah.

Now everybody's going to call you the Bellangio Fountains.

I love it.

There we go.

I can't wait.

I can't wait.

It's not like a sprinkler system.

Oh.

Or a bellagio film.

So you know.

Maybe it'd be like the old Greek where it just foams, just comes out like.

I just want to see a fool come out from you tonight, and I'm gonna grab it and I'm gonna put it on my face like a little mask.

Oh my god, and I'm gonna walk around like

I have one minute left

of this crazy, but it's a party

and I gotta tell you guys, I wish I had like another hour.

Maybe we should do another half an hour.

Maybe you guys are amazing.

Thank you so much for being such good sports.

I have so many more questions that I want to ask.

I think this is a super fun conversation.

Congratulations to you guys.

I'm saying with all my heart, I really really admire you because I make a ton of jokes and the podcast is fun and it's silly.

But I think at the end of the day, to me, the secret is

some people want to be promiscuous.

Yeah, go for it.

You know, fuck everybody if you want.

But I think if you can do all this stuff with your best friend and your partner,

listen, it's the jackpot.

Yeah, also.

Because it gets better and better and better because you like to tell the person more and more and more and more and more, right?

Yeah.

I love it.

You guys are my idols.

Very nice.

Thank you so

honored and grateful that you guys came.

And Kat, thank you so much.

Sam, thank you for your fantastic insights.

Thank you for making my podcast XXXXX great.

Thank you, Amanda.

I love you.

Thank you, Mr.

E.

Hawk.

Fabulous.

This was Kat and the Lou's 100 episode.

Bitches.

Thank you, Peugeot Wine.

Thank you,

thank you, Rob Wilner, luxury real estate.

Thank you, Las Vegas.

I love you guys.

I'm coming back soon with the fifth season.

I can't even believe I'm saying that.