Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah

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And guess what? We watched. And we are the ones that survived.
I have to go. We used to be in the nightclub every night.
There was like Jodeci on one side, Jamie Foxx. We used to be blackout drunk.
We were out in the streets. No, we were club rats.
Let's be real. We were club rats in the clubs.
It was a different time. When did you and Rob start hooking up? It started off as a joke to see if it would like ruffle your feathers.

Yeah.

Hey, Bobby.

When you and Malika first started f***ing one another, was it like just to piss me off?

It was very passionate.

Great sex.

Gross.

You like that, Chloe? chloe hi ladies hi baby i'm so excited to have you guys on chloe in wonderland we are happy to be with chloe in wonderland we're drinking our tequila should Should we all have a sip together? I think we should. Because you guys.
Cheers. I feel like our.
Bluetooth. What? She doesn't want to crack your crystal.
Does Bluetooth. Wow.
You're so Gen Z. These are vintage Christian Dior glasses.
They're stunning. I have the rainbow.
That we found at an antique store. I have the rainbow collection, but the tall, the highballs.
Rich. Rich, rich.
Aren't you guys? Aren't you girls? Well, life before kids was very different for us three. I agree.
Very different. It was so fun.
It was so fun. I also think the times were different.
A hundred percent the times were different. Because no one even knows half of the stuff that we did and we were pretty wild yes we were so wild but that was the beauty I think that's something that I don't know because then I look at like Kendall and Kylie and they do a good job of having like a private life and a public life so I think that there is balance somewhere in there but I think that we're so lucky because we were able to go we didn't have to facilitate and create these spaces where we could do fun things and be private we were out in the streets no we were club rats yes let's be real we were club rats in the clubs before we were there these days I mean the clubs exist but who wants to go like they're not even the same i'm remember when we were in miami for kim's skims launch khadija the entire club all everybody had their phones out first of all recording and they're recording the whole time i'm like you guys have fun like this we were like standing on tables we never paid attention to anybody but ourselves but were they recording you guys or just in general i think just anything like if bottle service came out they're like oh my gosh i'm like players it's like we were like what is happening it was crazy but when we were younger we used to be able to be blackout drunk do whatever we want be make out with a guy in the club leave don't know his name no one knew but it was i don't know i mean early 2000s is that when that was okay so i met even we in 1999 yeah isn't that crazy was right so we met in 1999 but we got like that was like okay so i think that was right before new year's though because we started hanging out in 2000 am i right or am i am I like misstating this? I know we met when we were, so I turned 16 in.
June, your birthday's in June. Yes, but I think, yeah, so I think like I was 14, 15.
So it was like June 2000. And how we met was Malika's boyfriend at the time was my, he was a man, obviously, was my male best friend.
And it was three of us. I had a girl best friend and a guy best friend.
Does she remain nameless? No. Oh, okay.
I was best friends with Nicole Richie and Andre Friedman. Can I say his name? I don't care.
Okay. Good for him.
And Andre, Nicole, and I were a trio and andre kept malika and i apart and kadijah yeah kept us all apart from each other we all knew that andre had a girlfriend but for some reason he would not let us meet and then one day something was left behind that i had possession of and i had to go to andre's house and Malika opens the door and I'm like who is this mystery woman I love this woman and we talked for like two hours yes and Malika and I were like what are you doing later and I don't know we were like let's go to a party and when you're younger to build a friendship is so easy and innocent it is and And we were like, okay, let's go hang out later. And we hung out later.
And then I remember meeting Khadijah. And I was like, there's two of them? And I actually, me and Khadijah and I became super, super close.
Absolutely inseparable. What do you call it? Well, because she didn't have time for us.
Remember that? She was always with her and that's fine and we get especially when you're 15 and 16 whatever yeah you get it and um yes and i remember andre lived like two blocks away from my house so we were there all the time and kadisha and i were together all the time no she fell in love and then we fell in love and then it's like the rest is history yes Yes. Then you guys became, what did I used to call you guys? I think it was bumper buddies.
The way you, when you guys used to like, yeah, they both drove Tahos and they used to play bumper cars on the real road with their Tahos. They would.
Well, now that I'm hearing her say this a lot, I'm like, we would die if our kids yeah to understand being a passenger in either one of your vehicles while you guys are playing bumper cars with your trucks is crazy i remember the first time i smoked weed was because khadijah was like just try this she used to do that to me and i'm like i don't want to try this and she's like just try it it's horrible because I tell that story to this day I was like the people that you should never smoke weed with no are Malika and Chloe had to focus on breathing I mean smoking weed and me do not go hand in hand so the funny thing about the twins so I have a really bad memory as they know especially Malika but I have a great memory at the same time it's really weird but when I'm like wait I ran into someone I know I know her but I don't know how and like I'll sneak a picture and Malika's like that's Jane from 1994 and did it you went to school with her like she will give me the bio I'm like yes but I don't know anything about myself I think that's a protective nature because like even if I don't care about the person i'm like oh no no i know who that is in your life i think that i keep like a mental rolodex like i keep like wild it's selective it's the same as the pictures you send me like hey i'm deleting this from my phone just keep it in yours no it's same thing like i'm your i'm your vault we have vaults for one another which is really crazy but that's for another you have to have this you have this is grave yeah you have to have that's going to the grave you gotta have a vault person and yes so I will be like wait did I hook up with this person because I feel like I might have known this person before Malika's like yes you did you hooked up with him when you were 18 and I'm like oh my god i swear we had this conversation she's like god why do i know this guy i've seen him on a show or blah blah blah she's like no you hooked up with him you really don't remember him she's like no i don't she's like but he looks really familiar did we like hang out with him i'm like chloe i used to pick you up from his house She's like what I'm like yeah

Again that's selective memory

Everything can't stay

I think that's what makes real friendships go round

Selective memory

Some people are there to stay

And then some people have to leave

And their memory has to go along

With them

The people that I'll see

And I'm like are we okay

Because we're not

And I'm like I hooked up with that person i don't have a lot i don't have a lot no we didn't have like that though what i have one specifically that i'll probably have to see forever but it's not even that no it's not even a great say no i'm just saying i i see so many no i see men that i like dated and hung out with we say in my 20s right like i can't avoid them sports center oh i whatever wherever it is i'm like i'll never not see this person ever again but it's just funny that's how i get my flashbacks i'm like oh my god sports center flashback yeah like retired athletes like she is the go with her roster yeah i know good one but good roster you guys yeah you do have a good roster i did if for for for all intents and purposes if you were gonna do a 30 on 30 on you i know i don't think it's 30 but i must have had a good top five have you not seen that it's I don't even know anything about sports show it's not about 30 30 on 30 I'm like Jesus Chloe no I'm not shaming anybody no but like a body count is not for me to call out right we just talked about our loyalty don't count right now no I definitely had like a good four obviously like a starting five for sure i mean couldn't obtain that i mean what is it all-star game yeah yeah definitely nba all-star you had a usa team isn't that crazy look at me from 20 to 40 and now look at me one of my top questions were people want to know what like partying was like back in the day for us for us yeah so let's just start with the fact that uh we were in 21 and over clubs well before we were 21 um it didn't matter we didn't even have to have fake ids wait at one point i think you used to take courtney's though when she got first of all, that just shows how much they do not check a fake ID. I'm 5'10".
She's five foot on a good day. She has black hair.
I always had blonde hair. Platinum blonde.
Platinum blonde. They used to call you Brittany hanging out with us.
They'd be like, so who's Brittany? He's like, who's Brittany? And they'd be like oh she has blonde hair got it it would be me so clever we look nothing alike court and i and i would steal her id to go to a club so that's how much people were not paying attention they just you had to show something that was crazy but i'm gonna tell you i had a conversation with the guy that a friend of mine that used to own nightclubs back in the 2000s no but he was snatch was one of his yes that was Monday nights at snatch that was what was his name who's his name who the club promoter yes you know his name yeah Monday nights whatever I can't think at the moment but forgive me um okay now my memory anyway someone that was in competition with them because he had the nightclub or whatever we were talking about it I was like are you kidding me we used to be in the nightclub every Monday night there was like Jodeci on one side Jamie Foxx whatever hot basketball player there was no adults wanted to get in the club and our little child yourselves were there every Monday having the time of our lives. You couldn't have told us otherwise.
We were meant to be there. We were meant to be there and we thought we were you know you think you look of age and of course we did not.
We didn't but they didn't care. No it was a different time.
No one cared yeah. I met Lamar in a club with you and Rob.
I don't know if you were there. No it was in in New Orleans.
At least we were. I heard all about it the next day, though.
Gosh, I'm missing all the fun. I don't know if anyone knows this, but I didn't care.
I was like, I know who Lamar Odom is, like, clearly. But I felt like he was trying to kidnap Chloe.
And you know how protective I am. I was just like, he's a nice guy, but take my friend with you yeah like i'm sorry and rob's like he's a laker i'm like i don't care we went to it was ron our test was having a welcome to la party yes and the lakers asked for me or whoever threw this party for ron asked me to go and rob was like please we have like us all the time at this point.
Yeah, he's like, we have to go to this. And Rob was like, oh my gosh, we have to go.
It's a Laker thing. I do everything for you.
You have to do this one for me. I was like, sure, let's go.
And so I went and yeah, because Ron and Lamar were really good friends. And I went to this party.

I forget what club it was at.

And I met Lamar.

And we have photos from that night even.

And Rob was like, this is amazing.

I'm going to finally hang out with, like, guys.

Like, he was so excited to finally be around.

Like, bless his heart.

What little brother wouldn't want that, though?

It's true.

Like, you want your big sister to date, like like the guys that you look up to. Why not? No, it was, it was amazing.
And we were so f***ed up. You guys, we used to in Atlanta stay at the embassy suites.
Was that what we were seeing? And we would. Were we in Buckhead? I think so.
And it would be five of us. Oh, then maybe it's not Buckhead.
And we would all collect our money together and get, remember, it would be like those, it would be two queen beds and we would, it was just a place to change our clothes. No, literally.
We were not there. Because we barely slept.
Your cousin was with us.

Oh, Kinesha.

Yes.

She was.

That's a good party friend if you ever need one.

And we, it was her and one other person.

I don't remember the fifth.

And there was always five of us.

Maybe it was four.

I have photos, so I can tell you.

Was it Brandy?

Oh, I know.

No, no, no.

That trip, it was just the four of us.

I know what you're talking about.

When we went to the Falcons game. Yes.
Oh. That was a different weekend.
But then we made friends that time. Yes, obviously.
You both did. Oh, we had no problem making friends.
No problem whatsoever. And they would usually be best friends, and we'd be best friends.
It was perfect fit. Oh, my gosh.
It worked out. No, and we, yeah, we had good times.
And now that I think about about it, remember we ended up dating two best friends that lived like three or, they had houses like three or four doors away from each other. We talked about the same trip.
Yeah. Running back and forth up and down their street.
I'm going to see Chloe. I'm going to see Kenech.
Where are you going? I'm running to that house. I'll be right back.
We love dating friends. That was fun though because a lot of people can't say that they did that wherever you went.
No. Oh God.
I miss these days. I wish life was still like this that you could just date people and get away with that.
You guys, I think it's coming back. Okay.
I have to believe. No, if you really think you're settling in like, you know, we're not old women.
She has a old women she has no no I'm not saying that but when can we go to a place like how do you how do you meet people now I mean I think really through other people we're not like app people we're not going to go to a dating site or something like that but I think we have to live more of like a private life like kindle and kylie they have so much fun and nobody knows i mean think about it for the first time in a really long time we're all three of us are single i know you already mean you got married i got married you got divorced i'm getting divorced we have kids but we are all single. Stop.
You're crazy. I don't care.
I'm kidding. No, you already said it.
You're going to do it one time. One time.
You won't be like us. It's okay.
You can never be mad at love. Ever.
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So how are you guys looking for dating now? If it's not apps, it's just through invites? I think it's referral. I need energy.
like I actually have to meet someone and like i can say if that's like a vibe or something i click with but i could never akila says that's our sister she says that i should go let someone like match make me she's like that's what she says i don't know there's so many services out there like yeah she's like there are so many like high profile people that like don't have time to go on 30 dates a month and whatever so they i know because a lot of men don't sit at home and cook dinner for themselves they go to dinner with women every night and that's like their that's how they vet and like whatever they don't care about like paying for the bill doesn't matter they have dinner and energy and so would you go on a matchmaking service possibly because if someone was like just dedicated to finding someone that's like for me then it would kind of cut out a bit of the riffraff I don't see anything wrong with that yeah it's expensive but oh is it it is i think you get what you pay for i know khadijah yeah how are you meeting people um i think it's when i get out of the house it's when i least expect it i so you're socializing yeah old her pops right out can I speak for you for a second remember how Khadija would just like walk up to anyone oh yeah no she's bold and brave I can I watched her and I literally was like wow I haven't seen this in so long the way she just like pointed at him and he was like and he was she was like and she's like and he walked his ass over I was like wow like I could never do it but you've never been that person I'm so yeah I barely speak to people that speak to me I was shocked no Khadijah's always been like masculine energy like I will take what I want I see what I want I'm gonna you are too Oh, I love it yeah I mean I think that's where our likeness comes in and we'll do it for you I'm not shy if I see someone like hi yeah the bold and the beautiful yeah and I keep telling her I'm like women need to be more assertive not like I mean I think a guy has to give you something right they say the way a guy knows a girl is interested look at him and at least give a smirk or a smile right and then for women you kind of want men to do the exact same thing know how to flirt anymore with social media they're just like they send an emoji no up no it's not enough i like the real like i want the real interaction you know like i want to you have to give me an eye or like a double take or something. A double eye.
Yeah, like something that gives me the signal. So I'm not going to do it without anything.
I had a really good double take in New York and I just regret it. Why? What was the double take? Because he's married now and I, oh, can't stand his wife.
I'm like, who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? Is he a brother? Does he have brothers? He has brothers. He has brothers.
i see him you're still thinking about this person this is years ago and mind you i saw him at someone's birthday party and across the room and i told khadijah and i was like oh this is crazy god i failed that one and then she was like and you made this the person you made out with yeah and then someone tapped me on my shoulder I turned around and it was him and he was like hey and I was like oh god he's gorgeous he's I just I think he's amazing and then he was like oh my god you had a baby and did I was like when was this like don't bring up my child okay this was like probably two years ago you're still thinking this guy i when this happened she could not stop talking about him remember i think she called us

both like i think it was love at first time at least but he's married to somebody else but he's

married to someone else it's an accident why did you not make a bigger deal out of it then

i think i don't she doesn't capitalize on it this is what i'm saying if a guy gives you a little bit

I'm sorry. not make a bigger deal out of it then i think i don't she doesn't capitalize on it this is what i'm saying if a guy gives you a little bit it's okay choking on what could have been see malika doesn't have a gag reflex i don't have i have you guys ever i don't know if you've ever remember when one of our friends made us watch her have sex.
That was the best to this day. Wait, who did that? You don't remember that? I'm not going to name you.
We left the club. Okay, I got it.
She has a sister. She has a sister.
She has a sister. And she was dating a high profile rapper.
And she had sex. And we were in the club and he did not come to the club.
And then we all were a little inebriated and she's like i'm gonna go to his house that was that was related to him yeah related to him and and she said they all lived together and they said come to the house and you're gonna she was in revenge mode and she said you guys are gonna sit in the room and all of a sudden they started having sex we're all in the room and we're like weren't we watching from the window outside at one point remember because he thought it was weird that she wanted us to watch and she was start it started and then she made him no yeah remember we were outside the door was on the window now you remember now i know now i know you're talking about yes and then that was the one and only time i've saw in real life yeah them i mean that i mean we were all pretty close. That was about as close as I want to be to somebody.
I don't care how close you are to someone. I don't know that I want to watch either of you guys.
It's a way to be like, you're going to watch me have sex. Yeah.
I don't think I could. No.
No. I'm good.
We're good. I mean, there's a couple ways that we'll never know each other, and I'm okay with that.
I'm great with that. I'm very okay with that and guess what we we watched and we are the ones that survived I have to go yeah this is we're good here hilarious wild the things we've done my goodness the stories are like endless my mom won't be thrilled with that story but that's okay no but it's a good but it's a good life quite honestly It's a great life.
So I dated someone. No, no, no.

You went on a date. Yes, I went on a date with someone.
You went on a date. And it was set up by your mom, right? My mom and Gunnar Peterson.
And Gunnar. Because Gunnar was training this individual.
He was a basketball player, played for. Such a pusher.
One of the LA teams. And we were, us three were in the kitchen.
we were like talking together and i was like ah my mom was not involved in the conversation but her office was off to like off to the kitchen and i was like so and so isn't calling me back yada yada and we're just chatting and she's like what are you guys talking about girls and we're like ah just this guy won't call me back. She's like, well, how many dates did you go on? I'm like, just like one or two.
Yeah. And she's like, well, did you give him a BJ? And I go, what? And she goes, did you give him a BJ? I go, I went on like one or two dates with him.
No. And she goes, well, that's why he's not calling you back.
Best story she just turned around and i'm like went back to her office i remember looking at you like and i was like clearly no she knows something we don't know she's like if you're dating and you want to act like you're dating ma'am i'm telling you you're he's wasting his time and i was mortified that my mom said this in front of my friends I was like I loved her for that kind of honesty and rawness I remember like after Andre she's like I know you're sad I know it's difficult life goes on you will live I promise you you'll do better than him in life I mean she when I say she just say she just kept it real, she's like, I respect your feelings, but get up off of that thing and there's so much more life to live and you'll see. Oh, my mom would give us advice.
No, she was the game dropper. I would be mortified every time.
I'd be like, oh, I'm sorry. I mean.
Well, here's the thing. This is one, I take a lot of pages out of of your mother's book but one of the main ones is like put this you're using by your mouth put it by your mouth bitch it's close um one other thing one of the main things i take out of her book is your mother transitions very well from being a mother to children to being a mother to adults she's not like, I'm trying to stop you from growing up.
I'm trying to say, she's like, no, oh, this is where you are. I'm going to guide you, engage you so that you make better decisions in this.
Okay. You didn't make a great decision.
I'm going to make this decision, a better decision. That is something I've always picked up from her.
So I kind of like look to her for that kind of stuff in my teens. I was like, God, this woman is smart.
This woman has a lot of daughters. This woman really loves her family.
She doesn't like she's not judging me because I had a boyfriend and she knew I was having sex and I'm young. She's like, Oh, you were great.
So how was he to you? Oh, he wasn't? Yeah, we don't accept that. Like she always kind of like, coached us up and made us feel better about where we were and what we were doing that's like putting a battery in a young person's back and telling them they can be better than what they've been like to me that should be like applauded I never was like a cringe moment I know because she's your mom when you're young you kind of feel like you cringe about your mom till this day and I'm like I know but my mom is such a saint beverly is a saint she's like you go to my mom when you want prayer when you want like full advice i'm like mom i hate him she's like you don't use those words no i i can't if i want to go off i can't go to my mom for that like i still do and she accepts it would come and wake us up in the morning get up what are you remembering when 9 11 happened sleeping at your house was crazy 11 happened if you slept at chloe's house there was a murderer in the house well there there was a murderer there was a murder there was a murderer in the united states but it's like I think we had went to the club oh my god well we didn't know that was going to happen no we had no idea but we were out and we had maybe even sleep for like two or three hours before she started screaming and like running in and out of your room like, oh my God.
I remember she made us get to the TV and we actually saw the second plane live on TV because she was like screaming and then we had to leave the house, but we weren't allowed to go to the Beverly Center. Remember, she wouldn't let us go to any mall.
No malls. Oh, no, remember our moms? They were so strict.
They were like, we were like, can we go to the Nell shop? It's been a week. They were like, Beverly, Chris, nope.
Like, if you're not in my house, if you're not in her house, you cannot go anywhere. But also, your dad was very influential in that as well.
He protected us a lot. He's like, are the kids going to school? No one's going to school.
We're bunkering down. No one's doing anything.
And your mom was exactly the pillar of strength. No shocker.
I sometimes forget that you guys knew my dad. I just forget that my- Oh my God.
I love stories of my dad. I know.
I remember calling your dad's house when you lived with your dad too late, just thinking you would answer it on the first ring

and your dad would answer I just hang up on him and then Robert be like when I'd get to the house he'd be like you called last night I'm like I did I'm sorry I thought Chloe would have answered I'm I missed those days I don't know if I can get in trouble now but I used to shoplift from Yeah, it was

Just make a big donation

It was a thing, right?

Like being a klepto was like a thing. You know what it was? It was fun for Chloe to see if she could get away with it.
With certain things. Because your personality was like a little more like, you always wanted a rise because you're a spark plug.
Nothing's, I mean, you've changed a little now, but at the time- I want to be a spark plug again. I want to be a firework.
I'm telling you, it's coming back, you guys. You're not going to steal.
My dad would say, I will fund any business you have as long as you have a reputable business. So we were like, we want vodka lollipops.
We did. But we were under 21.
But none of us were of age. And my dad said, well, I find that weird.
You know what vodka tastes like if you're under 21. I was like, huh? What do you mean? I don't know what this tastes like.
How is that business model gonna work for you guys if you're 21? And he would make us write a business. My dad died when I was 19.
And so, but my my dad would make us write a business plan and everything. So then one of them was decorating denim.
Well, we're going to tell you exactly what happened. And the decorating denim.
Tell us what exactly happened. We bedazzled everything.
But this is why we even had time to do this. The three of us sponsor this episode we did purchase some we did we did she she was like what that's five dollars a pack and we only get five just put all of them in the bag what just put them all in my sweatshirt she's like don't worry i'm just gonna walk out with that oh but we had all this time on our hands because the three of us were in home studies.
All of us were basically done with our high school education before our senior year. So we had so much ample time to do whatever.
So stay in school. But one day your dad walks in the house and he's like, every day I come home, you guys are just sitting here.
What are you gonna do with senior years are coming. You got to figure out what you're going to do.
Like, you can't just waste your time in your life. And I was like, oh, that's what it's like to have a dad.
That's so cool. And then I was like, damn it, Chloe, answer.
Say something. Yeah.
And he's like, fine. And Chloe's like, no, dad, we want to start a business.
Then we come up with this stupid alcohol business. And we're not of age.
And then we're like, fine. We're going then she starts stealing we just thought we we didn't know what we were doing yeah we needed i was smart yeah she was like our profit margin is like a hundred we didn't yeah we didn't pay for any of this yeah that was and i uh shout out to the f***s in encino.
I know. God bless them.
They're closed down. Crazy.
Are they? Probably because of me. Boy, she said probably because of me.
But I love f***s. I'm so sorry.
Love them. It's the vibes.
Good times. Remember that time when I slept with a married man and I didn't know he was married? Well, that's happened to all of us a couple of times because sometimes men can be liars.
Men are the biggest liars. And I didn't know he was married until he flew me and us to his place in Las Vegas.
And I said, who are these? Who is this woman on your wall? And he goes, oh, my wife. I go, oh, like the baseball player that I made you come with me to Newport to visit.
And Chloe's like, hey, just so you know. Talking to the microphone, Malika.
Sorry, Chloe's like, just so you know, I just walked to the bathroom and across from the bathroom is like. Family photos.
Family photos and a woman and this, that, and the other. And I go, what? And she goes, like literally, I'm like,'m like Chloe I'm gonna go on a date with this guy and she's like oh okay and I'm like this is like before Google was okay yes like and she's going and and I'm she's going just go on a date have fun she's not scared I'm scared so she's like I'm like well will you come with me yeah so I tell him I'm like I'll come to newport but my best friend's coming with me he's like oh okay and then she caught everything if i hadn't brought her he collected the rest he collected all the other family photos and forgot one and i was snooping and i said oh a little bit there's a family photo just like person in, but the one in Vegas, I go, who are you? I'm like looking at his walls.
I'm like, who are you posing? You were there, by the way. Like a prom picture.
I go, who is this woman in the photo with you? He's like, my wife. You know I'm married.
You know. Because you disclosed that? Since when would I know? I remember we all left.
I think everybody has to take their kind of like. No, but men are just so f***ing dusty and gross.
They know what they're doing. That's why they pick younger girls.
They're gross. Yeah.
So I don't know how many people know this about you and I, but at one point you became my assistant a long point a long point how was that experience for you and how did that even get started it was the best experience okay because I got to be with my best friend every day and you had to pay me for it right that's amazing no but honestly after Khadija and I ended I mean, it wasn't like an intentional end. Khadija and I ended.
It's a choice of words. Here's the thing.
Sorry. But she moved on to progress her family and get married, moving out of the state.
And I was like, okay, I have to have a job. And that's when I started working at Dash with you I was like hey what's going on do you guys

need anyone to work at Dash and you're like yeah it's just me and my sisters but you can come work with us so I was like perfect and I was like I went from one security blanket to another security blanket so working at Dash was fun girls clothes but I was like as you guys started filming the show and you weren't in the store with me as much, my desire to work in the store kind of left me. Yes.
And you could tell. You were like, Malika, you don't really want to be here, do you? And I was like, no, I mean, I do.
I loved it more when you were here, but I need a job. I don't know what's going to happen with my acting career, whatever.
And you're like, well, why don't you just like come work with me? You can be with me. And that's how I became your assistant.
I was like, oh my God, I want to be with you. I don't want to stay here if you're not here all the time.
How were we as boss and assistant? I think we were great. I think that you were so busy that it was nice if I could have coffee with you in the morning even if I had to bring it it's still kind of like no it's the truth it's still like it wasn't it was I don't give a damn I kind of just felt like I poured your sugar if I had to bring that creamer and you're like, that's not enough creamer.

I said, all right, baby, you want more creamer?

You're going to get more creamer.

I just I felt like it was a I was so happy to see you progress in an area that I didn't even think I knew for a fact that you didn't think you were going to.

She's like, we're going to film this season of this show. And like, I don't know if we're ever going to do it again.
You're the one family member that didn't think you were going to okay she's like we're gonna film this season of this show and like i don't know if we're ever gonna do it again you're the one family

member that didn't want to do it court and i hated it yeah and i was like and your mom was like hey

these cameras are gonna walk in sign this thing right here and i was like okay signed it moving

right along well here's the thing that's what you do with your friends you support whatever they're

doing whatever i did you support it so it wasn't a question in my mind although it was very unchartered

to long shot well here's the thing that's what you do with your friends you support whatever they're doing whatever I did you support it so it wasn't a question in my mind although it was very uncharted territory for all of us I still wanted to be with you I was like either I'm gonna be with her I'm gonna be with you and that's how it ended up working out which is like a blessing how many people get to say that they can work successfully with their best friend most when did you and rob start hooking up um wow um it started off as a joke it started off as a joke to see if it would like ruffle your feathers this is once you and lamar were married and robert was living in your home and i'm there every day. Let's call Rob and see if he can.
Oh Jesus. Hey Bobby.
Yeah. I'm here with the twins so not to put you on the spot but when you and Malika first started one another was it considered a joke? Like just to piss me off? Or what'd you say? I'm sorry, I forgot.
I said at first we were like messing with you. It was a joke.
We were dating to mess with you. That's what I said, I thought.
Yeah, everything in my life is a joke. Hi, Rob.
Hey. Love you, miss you.
What's up? I love you guys. I love you too, bud.
She just told the story of how it started. Because I said how did she think I'm a joke no no no Robert Robert don't let your sister stir you I was gonna love him you know he's not serious no it wasn't a joke for me either I just met like initially when we were like filming show and like I still love you.
I will always love you. Whether romantically or not.
He said I'm just kidding. No, I love you.
I'm just kidding about you telling me you love me. You're a clown, Rob.
See? See? You don't take me seriously. But um no, it was all fun and games and great games.
Great games. Great gamesmanship.
I'm kidding. Do you want to disclose anything about...
What do you mean? What about... The sexcapades? Yeah, since she said...
It was great sex. Oh, nice.
Okay, thank you. It was very passionate and very good.
We're two Pisces. Ugh.
Yeah, it was a great, passionate connection. I cannot believe.
What year is it? It was so long ago. Gross.
You like that, Chloe? No, bro. No, I don't even know why you asked.
You asked. You don't want to hear this.
I don't know why I asked either. I don't want to hear that.

I don't know why I asked either.

I honestly.

What?

I will always marry you,

but I am Bobby Kardashian now.

You can't take my name.

Bob and Bob together forever.

Who's Bob and Bob?

What, your Bob haircut?

Yes. Yes.

Thank you for not talking to shit, Rob.

Yeah.

You better notice everything, Bobby.

Of course.

I love a Bob.

Oh, Malika has a Bob.

Do you know how many people I've hooked up with that I didn't know were married until

after we'd done the deed?

Yeah, there's a lot of bad people out there, clearly.

Thank you, Bobby.

All those shady people.

Thank you, Bobby.

Great.

You're not one of them, sir.

No, not me.

That person could have lied to you or whatever.

Yes, and if I tell you the story, you know all about it.

He does.

He definitely does.

I'm sure you do.

Okay.

Well, I love you.

Thank you.

This has been great.

Love you, Rob.

We're coming to see you.

I love you guys.

Love you too, baby.

Okay.

We love you.

Likewise.

Thanks for playing. Bye, French Bob.
Bye. Can Rob come to dinner? Malika's tickling his pickle over there.
Isn't it? Is it just me? I haven't tickled any pickles, guys. You would tickle a little cucumber before it's pickled if you want.
Are you tickling his cucumber? a little maybe a little cucumber okay cucumber girl you're the new kendall jenner you would die you would die i've gotten you died back then you would die now because you went behind my back and it wasn't behind your back it wasn't behind your back was i supposed to say hey back. Was I supposed to say, hey, Chloe, just an announcement? Yes.
Yeah. You were.
I wasn't a plan. If I was f***ing Jamal, would you be like, that's okay? I mean, just tell me afterwards like I told you.
But you didn't tell me until I found out. Yes.
No, it didn't really go that way. I admitted to it.
So it was admitted? I know. It's because I stumbled upon.
She wasn't around, wasn't around actually when it happened she was on a road trip with her current husband so it actually happened while they were gone first of all yes i should have known that you're having intercourse with my family member and sibling very different yes my brother do i owe you an apology him and i could be fraternal twins i just want to know do i owe you an apology but what i'm saying is if i were to sit on your brother's dick i would be calling you right afterwards i i you know what by the way you know what that's not her first of all she doesn't like she's not comfortable like you know Yeah. We see each other.
And I'm like, hold on one second. Hold on.
Hold on. But you know what? That's not her.
First of all, she doesn't, like, she's not comfortable, like, you know? Yeah. You guys are so great.
Hold on. Hold on.
Khadijah, I just spit on your brother's dick and I moisturized it with my saliva. That is really too far.
But that's buck and pork. She's just a little bit more reserved.
I'm not in the equation. Are you wearing pantyhose? Well, yeah, I have to.

These are too small for me. Are these my

pantyhose? You're wearing pantyhose?

You already said she's so classy

this one, no?

Lift your foot up. No, I'm not lifting my

foot up. Malika, show them your pantyhose.

They're just like little like socks.

That is

granny

central. Babe, why do you want me to If anyone wants to date Malika, please swipe into her direct messages.
At Malika. Is it Hawk? Or is it just at Malika? I think it's just Malika.
At Malika. Please.
I don't like her. I don't like her.
In case you wanted to know.

Just make sure you put a rip in those pantyhose.

The fact that she's so into my feet right now.

We love you.

We love you.

And ladies, I love you guys.

I love you more.

Are we going to eat pasta?

We're going to eat pasta.

I can't wait.

And thank you guys so much for being on Chloe in Wonderland with me.

Thank you so much.

We're so proud of you. Thank you.
I love you guys. Love you more.
We Chloe in Wonderland with me. Thank you so much.
We're so proud of you.