Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah

Speaker 2 Remember when one of our friends made us watch her have sex?

Speaker 3 But weren't we watching from the window outside at one point, remember? The door was at the window.

Speaker 1 And guess what? We watched

Speaker 1 that survive. I have to go.

Speaker 3 We used to be in the nightclub every night. There was like Joe Jodecio to one sky, Jamie Foxx.

Speaker 2 We used to be blackout drunk. We were out in the streets.

Speaker 1 No, we were club rats.

Speaker 3 Let's be real. We were club rats in the club.

Speaker 2 When did you and Rob start hooking up?

Speaker 3 It started off as a joke to see if it would like ruffle your feathers.

Speaker 2 Hey, Bobby, when you and Malika first started

Speaker 2 one another, was it like just to piss me off?

Speaker 1 It was very passionate, great sex.

Speaker 1 Gross.

Speaker 1 Hi, lady. Hi, Z.

Speaker 2 I'm so excited to have you guys on Chloe in Wonderland.

Speaker 3 We are happy to be with Chloe in Wonderland.

Speaker 2 We're drinking our tequila. Should we all have a sip together?

Speaker 1 I think we should.

Speaker 2 Because you guys cheers. I feel like our Bluetooth.

Speaker 1 What? She doesn't want to crack your curve. This Bluetooth.

Speaker 2 Wow, you're so Gen Z.

Speaker 2 These are vintage Christian Dior glasses.

Speaker 3 They're stunning. I have the

Speaker 1 rainbow.

Speaker 3 I have the rainbow collection, but the tall, the highballs.

Speaker 2 Rich.

Speaker 1 There you go. Rich, rich.
Aren't you guys? Aren't you girls?

Speaker 2 Well.

Speaker 2 Life before kids was very different for us three. I agree.
Very different.

Speaker 1 It was so fun.

Speaker 2 It was so fun. I also think the times were different.

Speaker 3 A hundred percent the times were different because no one even knows half of the stuff that we did and we were pretty wild.

Speaker 2 Yes, we were so wild, but that was the beauty. I think that's something that

Speaker 2 I don't know, because then I look at like Kennel and Kylie and they do a good job of having like a private life and a public life. So I think that there is balance somewhere in there.

Speaker 2 But I think that we're so lucky because we were able to go, we didn't have to facilitate and create these spaces where we could do fun things and be private. We were out in the streets.

Speaker 1 No, we were club rats.

Speaker 3 Let's be real. We were club rats in the club.

Speaker 1 It was different time

Speaker 1 before. What clubs are there these days? I mean, the clubs exist, but who wants to go?

Speaker 3 Like, they're not even the same.

Speaker 3 Remember when we were in Miami for Kim Skim's launch?

Speaker 3 Khadija, the entire club,

Speaker 3 everybody had their phones out.

Speaker 1 First of all, they're recording.

Speaker 3 And they're recording the whole time. I'm like, you guys have fun like this? We were like

Speaker 3 standing on tables. We never paid attention to anybody but ourselves.
But were they recording you guys or they're just in general?

Speaker 2 I think just anything.

Speaker 1 Like if bottle service came out, they're like, oh my gosh. I'm like, flames.
Just like,

Speaker 2 we were like, what is happening?

Speaker 2 It was crazy. But when we were younger, we used to be able to be blackout drunk, do whatever we want,

Speaker 2 make out with a guy in the club, leave, don't know his name.

Speaker 3 No one knew. But it was,

Speaker 2 I don't know. I mean,

Speaker 2 early 2000s, is that when that was?

Speaker 3 Okay, so I met.

Speaker 3 We met before 1999.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 3 So we met in 1999, but we got like, that was like,

Speaker 3 okay, so I think that was right before New Year's, though, because we started hanging out in 2000.

Speaker 3 Am I right? Or am I like?

Speaker 2 Well, I know we met when we were, so I turned 16 in

Speaker 3 June. Your birthday's in June.

Speaker 2 Yes, but I think, yeah, so I think like I was

Speaker 1 like, 19, 15, 20.

Speaker 2 And how we met was Malika's boyfriend at the time was my, he was. A man, obviously, was my male best friend.
Yes.

Speaker 2 And it was three of us. I had a girl best friend and a guy best friend.

Speaker 1 Does she remain nameless? No. Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 I was best friends with Nicole Ritchie and Andre Friedman.

Speaker 2 Can I say his name?

Speaker 1 I don't care. Okay.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 2 Andre, Nicole, and I were a trio, and Andre kept Malika and I apart, and Khadija

Speaker 2 kept us all apart from each other. We all knew that Andre had a girlfriend, but for some reason, he would not let us meet.

Speaker 2 And then one day, something was left behind that I had possession of and I had to go to Andre's house and Malika opens the door and I'm like who is this mystery

Speaker 2 woman I love this woman and

Speaker 2 we talked for like two hours yes and Malika and I were like what are you doing later and I don't know we were like let's go to a party and when you're younger to build a friendship is so easy and innocent

Speaker 2 and we were like okay let's go hang out later and we hung out later And then I remember meeting Khadija and I was like, there's two of them.

Speaker 2 And I actually, me and Khadisha and I became super, super close.

Speaker 3 Absolutely inseparable. What do you call it? Well, because she didn't have time for us.

Speaker 1 Remember that? She was still in her.

Speaker 3 She was always with her boyfriend.

Speaker 1 And that's fine.

Speaker 2 And we get, especially when you're 15 and 16, whatever. Yeah.
You get it. And

Speaker 2 yes. And I remember Andre lived like two blocks away from my house.
So we were there all the time. And Khadisha and I were together all the time.

Speaker 1 All the time.

Speaker 3 no she fell in love and then we fell in love and then it's like the rest is history yes then you guys became um what did what did i used to call you guys i think it was bumper buddies the way you oh and you guys used to like yeah they both drove tahos and they used to

Speaker 3 play bumper cars on the real road with their tahos they would

Speaker 3 now that i'm hearing her say this a lot of you guys die if our kids you have to understand being a passenger in in either one of your vehicles while you guys are playing bumper cars with your trucks is crazy.

Speaker 2 I remember the first time I smoked weed was because Khadija was like, just try this.

Speaker 3 She should do that to me.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't want to try this. And she's like, just try it.

Speaker 3 It's horrible because I tell that story to this day. I was like, the people that you should never smoke weed with are Malika and Chloe.

Speaker 2 Had to focus on breathing. I mean, smoking weed and me do not go hand in hand.

Speaker 2 So the funny thing about the twins, so I have a really bad memory, as they know, especially Malika, but I have a great memory at the same time. It's really weird.

Speaker 2 But when I'm like, wait, I ran into someone, I know I know her, but I don't know how. And like, I'll sneak a picture and Malika's like, that's Jane from 1994.
And did it, you went to school with her?

Speaker 2 Like, she will give me the bio. I'm like, yes, that's my own.

Speaker 3 But I don't know anything about myself. I think that's a protective nature.
Because like, even if I don't care about the person, I'm like, oh, no, no, I know who that is in your life.

Speaker 3 I think I keep like a mental Rolodex.

Speaker 1 Like I keep wild.

Speaker 3 It's the lack of people. It's the same as the pictures you send me like, hey, I'm deleting this from my phone.
Just keep it in yours.

Speaker 1 No, it's the same thing.

Speaker 3 Like

Speaker 3 I'm your vault.

Speaker 2 We have vaults for one another, which is really crazy, but that's for another day.

Speaker 1 You have to have that person. You have to have a lot of people.
This is grave.

Speaker 1 You have to have

Speaker 1 a grave.

Speaker 2 You got to have a vault person.

Speaker 2 And yes, so I will be like, wait, did I hook up with this person? Because I feel like I might have known this person before. Malika's like, yes, you did.

Speaker 2 You hooked up with him when you were 18.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh my God.

Speaker 3 I swear we had this conversation. She's like, God, why do I know this guy? I've seen him on our show or blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 2 And she's like, no, you hooked up with me.

Speaker 3 I said, you really don't remember him. She's like, no, I don't.

Speaker 3 She's like, but he looks really familiar. Did we like hang out with him?

Speaker 1 Chloe, you did. I managed to pick you up from his house.
She's like, what?

Speaker 3 I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 3 Again, that's selective

Speaker 1 and everything can't stay.

Speaker 2 That's what makes real friendships go round. Selective memory.

Speaker 1 That's it.

Speaker 3 Some people are there to stay, and then some people have to leave and their memory has to go along with them.

Speaker 2 The people that I'll see, and I'm like, are we okay?

Speaker 2 Because we're not.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I hooked up. I mean, that person by hooking up.
I don't have always.

Speaker 1 I don't have a lot. No, we didn't

Speaker 1 like that, though. What?

Speaker 3 I have one specifically that I'll probably have to see forever, but it's not even that. No, it's not even a great

Speaker 3 saying. I see so many, no, I see men that I like dated and hung out with.

Speaker 3 See in my 20s, right? Like, I can't avoid them. Sports center.

Speaker 3 Whatever, wherever it is, I'm like, I'll never not see this person ever again, but it's just funny.

Speaker 3 That's how I get my flashbacks.

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my gosh. Sports center flashback.
Yeah, like retired athlete.

Speaker 2 She is the goal with her roster.

Speaker 1 Yes, I know. She's a good one.
I have. A good roster.
You guys.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you do have a good roster. I did.

Speaker 3 For all intents and purposes, if you were to do it.

Speaker 2 I'm going to do a 30 on 30 on you.

Speaker 3 I know. I don't think it's 30, but I must have had a good top five.

Speaker 2 Have you not seen the show?

Speaker 1 I don't even know what

Speaker 1 it is. It's a TV show.
It's not about 30.

Speaker 1 And I had 30 on 30. I'm like, Jesus, Chloe.
No, I'm not shaming anybody.

Speaker 3 No, but like, at least I have

Speaker 1 really mean to call out. Right.

Speaker 2 We just talked about our loyalty.

Speaker 1 Don't count right now.

Speaker 3 General, I definitely had like a good four.

Speaker 1 Obviously.

Speaker 2 Like a starting five for sure.

Speaker 1 I mean, it couldn't update. NBA final.

Speaker 2 I mean, what is it all-star game? Yes.

Speaker 3 Yeah, definitely NBA all-star.

Speaker 1 UN and a USA team.

Speaker 3 Isn't that crazy? Look at me from 20 to 40, and now look at me.

Speaker 2 One of my top questions were, people want to know what like partying was like back in the day.

Speaker 1 For us? For us, yes.

Speaker 3 So let's just start with the fact that we were in 21 and over clubs well before we were 21.

Speaker 3 Didn't matter. We didn't even have to have fake IDs.
Wait, at one point, I think you used to take Courtney's, though, when she got back.

Speaker 2 First of all, that just shows how much they do.

Speaker 1 Don't check the fake ID.

Speaker 2 I'm 5'10. She's 5'

Speaker 2 on a good day. She has black hair.
I always had blonde hair.

Speaker 1 Blonde hair.

Speaker 1 Platinum.

Speaker 1 Platinum blonde.

Speaker 3 They used to call you Brittany

Speaker 1 hanging hanging out with us. Court and I.
I'd be like, so who's Brittany? Like, why?

Speaker 3 Who's Brittany? And they'd be like, oh, she has blonde hair.

Speaker 1 Got it. It would be me.

Speaker 2 So clever. We look nothing alike, Court and I.
And I would steal her ID to go to a club.

Speaker 1 So that's how much people were not paying attention.

Speaker 2 They just, you had to show something.

Speaker 3 That was crazy. But I'm going to tell you, I had a conversation with a guy that a friend of mine that used to own nightclubs back in the 2000s.
Snatch.

Speaker 3 No, but he was. Snatch was one of these.

Speaker 1 where the nights.

Speaker 2 Yes, that was Monday Nights at Snatch.

Speaker 3 That was, what was his name?

Speaker 1 What was his name?

Speaker 1 Who? The club promoter? Yes.

Speaker 2 You know his name.

Speaker 3 Yeah, Monday Nights, whatever. I can't think at the moment, but forgive me.

Speaker 1 Okay, now my mail.

Speaker 3 Anyway, someone that was in competition with them because he had the nightclub or whatever, we were talking about it. I was like, are you kidding me? We used to be in the nightclub every Monday night.

Speaker 3 There was like Jodisie on one side, Jamie Foxx, whatever hot basketball player. There was no

Speaker 3 adults wanted to get in the club and our little childish selves were there every Monday having the time of our lives.

Speaker 2 They told us otherwise.

Speaker 3 We were meant to be there.

Speaker 2 We were meant to be there and we thought we were, you know, you think you look of age and of course we did not.

Speaker 1 We didn't, but they didn't care. No, it was a different

Speaker 1 cared. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I met Lamar in a club with you and Rob.

Speaker 1 I don't know if you were there. No, no, in New Orleans.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 At least we were in there. I heard all about it the next day, though.

Speaker 1 That's how how I was like, gosh, I'm missing all the fun.

Speaker 3 I don't know if anyone knows this, but I didn't care.

Speaker 1 I was like, I know who Lamar Odom is, like, clearly.

Speaker 3 I felt like he was trying to kidnap Chloe. And you know how protective I am.
I was just like, he's a nice guy, but like, you cannot take my friend with you. Yeah.
Like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 And Rob's like, he's a Laker.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't care.

Speaker 2 We went to, it was Ron, our test was having a welcome to LA party.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 And the Lakers asked for me or whoever threw this party for Ron asked me to go. And Rob was like, please, we have, like, Rob was with us all the time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's like, we have to go to this.

Speaker 2 And Rob was like, oh my gosh, we have to go. It's a Laker thing.
I do everything for you. You have to do this one for me.
I was like, sure, let's go. And so I went.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 yeah, because Ron and Lamar were really good friends.

Speaker 2 And I went to this party. I forget what club it was at.
And I met Lamar. And we we have photos from that night, even.

Speaker 2 And Rob was like, This is amazing. I'm going to finally hang out with like guys.
Like, he was so excited to finally be around.

Speaker 1 Like, bless and target.

Speaker 3 What little brother wouldn't want that thing? It's true. Like, you want your big sister to date like the guys that you look up to.

Speaker 1 Why not?

Speaker 2 No, it was, it was amazing. And we were so fed up.
You guys, we used to

Speaker 2 in Atlanta stay at the embassy suites.

Speaker 1 Was that where we were staying?

Speaker 2 And we were in Buckhead?

Speaker 2 I think so.

Speaker 1 And it would be five of us.

Speaker 2 And we would all collect our money together and get, remember, it would be like those,

Speaker 2 it would be two queen beds, and we would, it was just a place to change our clothes.

Speaker 1 No, literally. We were not there.

Speaker 2 Your cousin was with us. Oh, Kinisha.

Speaker 3 Yes. She was.
That's a good party friend if you ever.

Speaker 2 And it was her and one other person. I don't remember the fifth.
And there was always five of us. Maybe it was four.
I have photos, so I can tell you.

Speaker 1 It was Brandy.

Speaker 3 Oh, I know. No, no, no.
That trip, it was just the four of us. I know what you're talking about.
When we went to the Falcons game.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yeah.
Oh. That was.

Speaker 3 But then we made friends that time.

Speaker 1 Yes. You obviously.

Speaker 2 Both did. Oh, we had no problem with that.

Speaker 1 Both friends. No problem with both friends.

Speaker 3 And they would usually be best friends, and we'd be best friends. It was a perfect fit.
Oh, my God. It worked out.

Speaker 2 No, and we would, yeah, we had good times.

Speaker 3 And now that I think about it, remember we ended up dating two best friends that lived like three or four, they had houses like three or four doors away from each other.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Running back and forth up and down their street.
I'm going to see Chloe. I'm going to see Kenya.
I'm like, where are you going? I'm running to that house. I'll be right back.

Speaker 2 I love dating friends.

Speaker 3 That was fun, though, because a lot of people can't say that they did that

Speaker 1 wherever you went no

Speaker 2 oh god i miss these days i wish life was still like this that you could

Speaker 1 i think it's coming back

Speaker 3 okay i have to believe no if you really think about settling in like

Speaker 1 you know we're not old women she has no no i'm not saying that but when can we go

Speaker 2 to a place like how do you how do you meet people now

Speaker 3 I mean, I think really through other people. We're not like app people.
We're not going to go on a dating site or something like that.

Speaker 3 But I think we have to live more of like a private life, like Kindle and Kylie. They have so much fun,

Speaker 3 and nobody knows. I mean, think about it.
For the first time in a really long time, we're all three of us are single. I know.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 You got married. I got married.
You got divorced. I'm getting divorced.
We have kids, but we are all single.

Speaker 1 Stop. You're crying.
I don't care. I'm kidding.

Speaker 3 No, you already said it. You're going to do it one time.
One time.

Speaker 2 You won't be like us.

Speaker 1 It's okay.

Speaker 3 You can never be mad at love, ever.

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Speaker 2 So how are you guys looking for dating now? If it's not apps, it's just through invites?

Speaker 1 I think it's referral.

Speaker 3 I need energy. Like I actually have to meet someone and like I can say if that's like a vibe or something I click with but i i could never

Speaker 3 akeelah says that's our sister she says that i should go let someone like matchmake me she's like that's what she says i don't know there's so many services out there like yeah she's like there are so many like high profile people that like don't have time to go on 30 dates a month and whatever so they

Speaker 3 know because a lot of men don't sit in a home and cook dinner for themselves they go to dinner with women every night. And that's like their, that's how they vet and like whatever.

Speaker 3 They don't care about like paying for the bill. It doesn't matter.
They have dinner and energy.

Speaker 2 So would you go on a matchmaking service?

Speaker 3 Possibly. Because if someone was like just dedicated to finding someone that's like for me,

Speaker 3 then it would kind of cut out a bit of the riffraff.

Speaker 2 I don't see anything wrong with that.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 It's expensive, but.

Speaker 1 Oh, is it? It is.

Speaker 2 I think you get what you pay for.

Speaker 3 I know.

Speaker 2 Khadija,

Speaker 2 how are you meeting people?

Speaker 3 Um, I think it's when I get out of the house, it's when I least expect it.

Speaker 1 I so you're socializing. Yeah, old her pops right out.

Speaker 3 Can I speak for you for a second?

Speaker 3 Remember how Khadija would just like walk up to anyone?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. No, she's bold and brave.

Speaker 3 I watched her and I literally was like, wow, I haven't seen this in so long.

Speaker 3 The way she just like pointed at him, and he was like, and he was, she was like, and she's like, and he walked his ass over. I was like, wow.
Like, I could never do it.

Speaker 2 But you've never been that person.

Speaker 3 I'm so not.

Speaker 3 I barely speak to people that speak to me. I was shocked.

Speaker 2 No, Khadija's always been like masculine energy. Like, I will take what I want.
I see what I want. I'm going to.

Speaker 4 You are too.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. I love it.
Yeah. I mean, I think that's where our likeness comes in.
And we'll do it. I'm not shy if I see someone like, hi, the bold and the beauty.

Speaker 3 And I keep telling her, I'm like, women need to be more assertive, not like, I mean, I think a guy has to give you something, right?

Speaker 3 They say the way a guy knows a girl is interested, look at him and at least give a smirk or a smile, right?

Speaker 3 And then for women, you kind of want men to do the exact same thing.

Speaker 2 They don't know how to flirt anymore with social media. They're just like, they send an emoji.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 3 No, it's not enough. I like the real, like, I want the real interaction, you know, like I want to, you have to give me an I or like a double take or something.

Speaker 3 Yeah, like something that gives me the signal. So I'm not going to do it without anything.
I've got a good double take in New York and I just regret it.

Speaker 1 Why? Why? What was the double take? I was like, I'm going to be able to get now and I, oh, I can't stand his wife. I'm like, who are you talking about? Who are you talking about?

Speaker 2 Is he a brother? Does he have brothers?

Speaker 1 He has brothers. He has brothers.
I know who you're talking about. And I do.

Speaker 3 He's one. When I see him.

Speaker 2 You're still thinking about this person. This is years ago.

Speaker 3 And mind you, I saw him at someone's birthday party and across the room. And I told Khadija and I was like, oh, this is crazy.
God, I failed that one.

Speaker 2 And then she was like, and you made, this is the person you made out with?

Speaker 3 Yeah. And then someone tapped me on my shoulder.
I turned around and it was him. And he was like, hey.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, God.

Speaker 3 He's gorgeous. He's, I just, I think he's amazing.
And then he was like, oh, my God, you had a baby. And did I was like, when was this?

Speaker 1 Like, don't bring up my child.

Speaker 3 Okay, this was like probably two years ago.

Speaker 2 You're still thinking this guy. I think when this happened, she could not stop talking about it.

Speaker 3 I remember, I think she called us both. Like, I think it was love at first sight.

Speaker 1 At least for her. He's married to somebody else.
He's married to someone else. It's her mother.

Speaker 1 Why is it a hard time?

Speaker 2 Did you not make a bigger deal out of it then?

Speaker 2 I think I don't.

Speaker 1 She doesn't capitalize on it.

Speaker 3 This is what I'm saying. If a guy gives you a little bit, it's okay.

Speaker 2 Choking on what could have been. See?

Speaker 2 Malika doesn't have a gag reflex.

Speaker 3 I don't. Have I ever?

Speaker 1 I don't know if you've ever.

Speaker 2 Remember when one of our friends made us watch her have sex?

Speaker 3 That was the best to this day.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 You don't remember that? I'm not going to date that. We left the club.
Okay, I got a sister. She has a sister.
She has a sister.

Speaker 3 And she was dating a high-profile rapper.

Speaker 2 And she had sex.

Speaker 3 And we were in the the club, and he did not come to the club. And then we all were a little inebriated.

Speaker 1 And she's like, I'm going to go to his house

Speaker 3 that was related to him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, related to him.

Speaker 3 And she said, they all live together.

Speaker 2 And they said, come to the house. And you're going to.
She was in revenge mode. And she said, you guys.

Speaker 1 She would sit in the room.

Speaker 2 And all of a sudden, they started having sex. We're all in the room.

Speaker 3 But weren't we watching from the window outside at one point? You remember? Because he thought it was weird that she wanted us to watch. And she was like,

Speaker 3 it started. And And then she made him.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 3 Remember, we were outside. We were outside.
The door was at the window.

Speaker 1 Outside.

Speaker 1 Because now I know.

Speaker 3 Now I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 We had to watch. That was the one and only time I've saw in real life

Speaker 2 them. I mean, that.

Speaker 1 I mean, we were all pretty close.

Speaker 3 That was about as close as I want to be to somebody.

Speaker 1 I don't care how close you are to me. I don't know that I want to watch you.
You could be either going to watch me

Speaker 1 have sex. Yeah.
I don't think I could. No.
No. I'm good.

Speaker 3 I mean, there's a couple ways that we'll never know each other, and I'm okay with that.

Speaker 1 I'm great with that. I'm very okay with that.
And guess what?

Speaker 2 We watched.

Speaker 1 Let's survive. I have to go.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 We're good here.

Speaker 3 Hilarious. Wild.

Speaker 3 The things we've done. My goodness.
The stories are like endless.

Speaker 1 My mom's going to be thrilled with that story, but that's okay.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 3 But it's a good, but it's a good life, quite honestly. It's a great life.

Speaker 2 So I dated someone.

Speaker 1 No, no, no.

Speaker 3 You went on a date.

Speaker 2 Yes, I went on a date.

Speaker 1 You went on a date.

Speaker 3 And it was set up by your mom. Right.

Speaker 2 My mom and Gunner paid Gunner because Gunner was training this individual.

Speaker 1 He was a basketball player for

Speaker 2 one of the LA teams.

Speaker 2 And we were, us three, were in the kitchen. And we were like

Speaker 2 talking together. And I was like,

Speaker 2 my mom was not involved in the conversation, but her office was off to like. off to the kitchen.
And I was like, so-and-so isn't calling me back, yada, yada. And we're just chatting.

Speaker 1 And she's like, What are you guys talking about, girls?

Speaker 2 And we're like, Oh, just this guy won't call me back. She's like, Well, how many dates did you go on?

Speaker 1 I'm like, just like one or two. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And she's like, Well, did you give him a BJ?

Speaker 1 And I were like, What? What?

Speaker 2 And she goes, Did you give him a BJ?

Speaker 1 I go, I went on like one or two dates with him.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 1 And she goes, Well, that's why he's not calling you back.

Speaker 1 And she just

Speaker 2 turned around and I'm like, went back to her office.

Speaker 3 I remember looking at you like, and I was

Speaker 1 like a goat. Like, clearly,

Speaker 1 she knows something we don't know.

Speaker 3 She's like, if you're dating and you want to act like you're dating, ma'am, I'm telling you, you're, he's wasting his time.

Speaker 2 And I was. mortified that my mom said this in front of her friends.

Speaker 1 I was like,

Speaker 3 I loved her for that kind of honesty and rawness. I remember, like, after Andre, she's like, I know you're sad.
I know it's difficult. Life goes on.

Speaker 1 You will live.

Speaker 3 I promise you, you'll do better than him in life. I mean, she, when I say she just kept it real, she's like, I respect your feelings, but get up off of that thing.

Speaker 3 And there's so much more life to live. And you'll see.

Speaker 2 Oh, my mom would give us advice. And I would be like,

Speaker 2 I would be mortified every time. I'd be like, oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 I mean, well, here's the thing. This is one of, I take a lot of pages out of your mother's book, but one of the main ones is like, put this, you're you close.

Speaker 2 It's close by your mouth. Put it by your mouth, bitch.

Speaker 1 It's close.

Speaker 3 One other thing, one of the main things I take out of her book is your mother transitions very well from being a mother to children to being a mother to adults.

Speaker 3 She's not like, I'm trying to stop you from growing up. I'm trying to, she's like, no, oh, this is where you are.
I'm going to guide you and gauge you

Speaker 3 so that you make better decisions in this. Okay, you didn't make a great decision.
I'm going to make this decision a better decision. That is something I've always picked up from her.

Speaker 3 So I kind of like looked to her for that kind of stuff in my teens. I was like, God, this woman is smart.
This woman has a lot of daughters. This woman really loves her family.

Speaker 3 She doesn't like, she's not judging me because I had a boyfriend and she knew I was having sex and I'm young. She's like, oh, you were great.
So how was he to you? Oh, he wasn't?

Speaker 3 Yeah, we don't accept that. Like she always kind of like coached us up and made us feel better about where we were and what we were doing.

Speaker 3 That's like putting a battery in a young person's back and telling them they can be better than what they've been. Like, to me, that should be like applauded.
I never was like, a cringe moment.

Speaker 3 And I know because she's your mom, when you're young, you kind of feel like.

Speaker 1 You cringe about your mom till this day.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, I

Speaker 1 know, but my mom is such a saint.

Speaker 1 Beverly is a saint.

Speaker 3 She's like, you go to my mom when you want prayer, when you want like full advice. I'm like, mom, I hate him.
She's like, you don't use those words. No, I can't.

Speaker 1 If I want to go off, I can't go to my mom for that.

Speaker 3 Like, I still do, and she accepted it.

Speaker 2 She would come and wake us up in the morning.

Speaker 1 Get up.

Speaker 2 What are you remembering when 9-11 happened?

Speaker 1 Sleeping at your house was when 9-11 happened. If you slept, she was screaming like there was a murderer in the house.
Well, there, there was a murderer. There was a murderer.

Speaker 3 There was a murderer in the United States, but it's like, I think we had gone to the club.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 Well, it was like, no, that was going to happen.

Speaker 3 No, we had no idea, but we were out and we had maybe even sleep for like two or three hours before she started screaming and like

Speaker 2 running in and out of your your room like oh and she made we i remember she made us get to the tv and we actually saw that

Speaker 3 plane yeah live on tv because of she was like screaming and then we weren't we had to leave the house but we weren't allowed to go to the beverly center remember no moment let us oh no remember our moms they were so strict they were like we were like can we go to the nell shop it's been a week they were like beverly chris nope Like, if you're not in my house and you're not in her house, you cannot go anywhere.

Speaker 3 But also, your dad was very influential in that as well. He protected us a lot.
He's like, are the kids going to school? No one's going to school. We're bunkering down.
Like, no one's doing anything.

Speaker 3 Like,

Speaker 3 and she, your mom was exactly like the pillar of strength. No shocker.

Speaker 2 I sometimes forget that you guys knew my dad.

Speaker 1 I just forget that you guys. No, I, oh my God.

Speaker 3 I love stories of my dad.

Speaker 1 I remember calling your dad's house when you lived with your dad.

Speaker 3 too late, just thinking you would answer it on the first ring and your dad would answer and just hang up on him.

Speaker 3 And then Robert would be like, when I'd get to the house, he'd be like, you called last night.

Speaker 1 I'm like,

Speaker 1 I did. I'm sorry.
I thought Chloe would have answered.

Speaker 3 I missed those days.

Speaker 2 I don't know if I can get in trouble now, but I used to shoplift from

Speaker 2 it.

Speaker 3 Just make a big donation.

Speaker 2 It was a thing, right?

Speaker 1 Like, no, eclecto.

Speaker 3 You know what it was? It was fun for Chloe to see if she could get away with it.

Speaker 3 Because your personality was like a little more more like

Speaker 3 you always wanted a rise

Speaker 3 because you're a spark plug. Nothing's, I mean, you've changed a little bit now, but at the time.

Speaker 1 I'm not a spark plug again.

Speaker 2 I want to be a bad person.

Speaker 3 I'm telling you, it's coming back, you guys.

Speaker 1 You're not going to say that.

Speaker 2 My dad would say, I will fund any business you have as long as you have a like a reputable business.

Speaker 1 So we were like, we want

Speaker 2 vodka lollipops.

Speaker 1 We did. But we were under 21.

Speaker 3 But none of us were.

Speaker 2 And my dad said, Well, I find that weird. You know what vodka tastes like if you're under 21.

Speaker 1 I was like, and we were like, Huh? What do you mean?

Speaker 2 I don't know what this tastes like.

Speaker 3 He was like, How is that business model going to work for you guys if you're

Speaker 1 21?

Speaker 2 My dad died when I was 19. And so, but my dad would make us write out a business plan and everything.
So then one of them was decorating denim.

Speaker 3 Well, let us, we're going to tell you exactly what happened.

Speaker 1 And then decorating denim.

Speaker 2 Oh, what? Tell us what happened.

Speaker 1 We bedazzled exactly what happened.

Speaker 3 So we bedazzled everything.

Speaker 3 But this is her mother why we even had time to do this.

Speaker 1 So the shadow of us

Speaker 2 sponsored this episode.

Speaker 1 We did.

Speaker 1 We did.

Speaker 3 She was like, what? That's $5 a pack and we only get five. Just put all of them in the bag.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 2 Just put them all in my sweatshirt.

Speaker 3 She's like, don't worry. I'm just going to walk out with that.

Speaker 3 But we had all this time on our hands because the three of us were in homestudies. All of us were basically done with our high school education before our senior year.

Speaker 3 So we had so much ample time to do like whatever.

Speaker 1 Stay in school.

Speaker 3 But one day your dad walks in the house and he's like, you know, every day I come home, you guys are just like sitting here. Like, what are you going to do with your lives?

Speaker 3 It's your, you know, your senior years are coming. You got to figure out what you're going to do.
Like, you can't just waste your time in your life.

Speaker 3 And I was like, oh, that's what it's like to have a dad. That's so cool.
And then I was like, damn it, Chloe, answer, say something.

Speaker 3 And he's like, fine. And Chloe's like, no, dad, we want to start a business.
Then we come up with this stupid alcohol business, and we're not of age.

Speaker 3 And then we're like, fine, we're going to like jewel clothing. Then she starts stealing.

Speaker 3 We just thought we didn't know what we were doing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we needed to be smart.

Speaker 3 Yeah, she was like, our profit margin is like 100.

Speaker 1 We didn't. Yeah.
We didn't pay for any of this.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that was. And I, oh, shout out to the

Speaker 2 Ncino.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 3 God bless them.

Speaker 1 They're closed down. They're crazy.
Are they? Probably because of of me.

Speaker 1 Oi. She's a probably because of me.

Speaker 2 But I love.

Speaker 2 I'm so sorry. Love a bird.

Speaker 2 Survives good times.

Speaker 2 Remember that time when I slept with a married man? I didn't know he was married.

Speaker 3 Well, that's happened to all of us a couple of times because sometimes men can be liars.

Speaker 2 Men are the biggest liars. And I didn't know he was married until he flew me and us to his place in Las Vegas.
And I said, who are these? Who is this woman on your wall?

Speaker 1 And he goes, oh, my wife. I go,

Speaker 3 oh, like the baseball player that I made you come with me to Newport to visit. And Chloe's like,

Speaker 2 hey, just so you know, I was just talking to the microphone, Malika.

Speaker 3 Sorry, Chloe's like, just so you know, I just walked to the bathroom and across from the bathroom is like

Speaker 3 a family photos and a woman and this, that, and the other. And I go, what?

Speaker 1 And she goes,

Speaker 3 like, literally, I'm like, Chloe, I'm going to go on a date with this guy. And she's like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, this is like before Google was.

Speaker 1 Okay. And

Speaker 3 she's going. And she's going,

Speaker 3 just go on a date. Have fun.
She's not scared. I'm scared.
So she's like, I'm like, well, will you come with me?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 So I tell him, I'm like, I'll come to Newport, but my best friend's coming with me. He's like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 And then she photo everything.

Speaker 4 If I hadn't brought her.

Speaker 2 But he collected the rest. He collected all the other family photos and forgotten.

Speaker 1 And I was snooping and I said, oh,

Speaker 2 there's a family photo. Just like the person in, but the one in Vegas, I go,

Speaker 2 who are you? I'm like looking at his walls. I'm like, who are you posing? You were there, by the way.

Speaker 1 Like a prom picture. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I go, who is this woman in the photo with you? He's like,

Speaker 2 my wife. You know I'm married.

Speaker 3 You know.

Speaker 1 She disclosed that? I was saying to win what I know.

Speaker 1 I remember we all left.

Speaker 3 I think everybody has to take their kind of like

Speaker 1 their stripes.

Speaker 2 They're so dusty and gross.

Speaker 3 They know what they're doing. That's why they pick younger girls.

Speaker 1 They're gross. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So I don't know how many people know this about you and I, but at one point,

Speaker 2 you became my assistant.

Speaker 1 A long point.

Speaker 2 A long point. How was that experience for you? And how did that even get started?

Speaker 3 It was the best experience.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 3 Because I got to be with my best friend every day.

Speaker 1 And you had to pay me for it. Right? That's amazing.

Speaker 3 No, but honestly, after Khadija and I ended.

Speaker 3 I mean, it wasn't like an intentional.

Speaker 3 It's of course. Here's the thing.
Sorry. But she moved on to progress her family and get married, moving out of the state.
And I was like, okay, I have to have a job.

Speaker 3 And that's when I started working at Dash with you. I was like, hey.
What's going on? Do you guys need anyone to work at Dash?

Speaker 3 And you're like, yeah, it's just me and my sisters, but you can come work with us.

Speaker 1 So I was like, perfect.

Speaker 3 And I was like, I went from one security blanket to another security blanket.

Speaker 1 So working at Dash was fun, girls, clothes.

Speaker 3 But I was like, as you guys started filming the show and you weren't in the store with me as much, my desire to work in the store kind of left me.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 3 And you could tell. You were like, Malika, you don't really want to be here, do you? And I was like, no, I mean, I do.
I loved it more when you were here, but I need a job.

Speaker 3 I don't know what's going to happen with my acting career, whatever. And you're like, well, why don't you just like come work with me? You can be with me.
And that's how I became your assistant.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh my God, I want to be with you. I don't want to stay here if you're not here all the time.

Speaker 2 How were we as boss and assistant?

Speaker 3 I think we were great.

Speaker 3 I think that

Speaker 3 you were so busy that it was nice if I could have coffee with you in the morning, even if I had to bring it. It's still kind of like, no, it's the truth.
It still like,

Speaker 3 it was in, it was

Speaker 1 even if I had to bring it up. I don't give a damn.

Speaker 3 I kind of just felt like

Speaker 3 if I had to bring that creamer

Speaker 3 and you're like, that's not enough creamer.

Speaker 1 I said, all right, baby, you want more creamer, you're going to get more creamer.

Speaker 3 I just, I felt like it was a,

Speaker 3 I was so happy to see you progress in an area that I didn't even think, I knew for a fact that you didn't think you were going to.

Speaker 3 She's like, we're going to film this season of this show. And like, I don't know if we're ever going to do it again.
You're the one family member that didn't want to do it.

Speaker 2 Court and I hated it.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And I was like, and your mom was like, hey, these cameras are going to walk in, sign this thing right here.
And I was like, oh, okay. Signed it, moving right along.

Speaker 3 Well, here's the thing. That's what you do with your friends.
You support whatever they're doing. Whatever I did, you supported.
So it wasn't a question in my mind.

Speaker 3 Although it was very unchartered territory for all of us, I still wanted to be with you. I was like, either I'm going to be with her, I'm going to be with you.

Speaker 3 And that's how it ended up working out, which is like a blessing. How many people get to say that they can work successfully with their best friend?

Speaker 2 When did you and Rob start hooking up?

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 3 It started off as a joke.

Speaker 3 It started off as a joke to see if it would like ruffle your feathers.

Speaker 3 This is once you and lamar were married and robert was living in your home and i'm there every day let's call rob and see if he oh jesus hey bobby

Speaker 2 yo i'm here with

Speaker 2 the twins so not to put you on the spot but when you and malika first started

Speaker 2 one another

Speaker 2 um was it considered a joke Like just to piss me off?

Speaker 1 Or what'd you say? I'm sorry, forgot.

Speaker 3 I just decided first we were like

Speaker 3 messing with you. Just to mess with you.

Speaker 1 It was a joke.

Speaker 2 That's what I said.

Speaker 1 I thought. Yeah, everything in my life is a joke.

Speaker 1 Hi, Rob.

Speaker 3 Love you, miss you.

Speaker 1 I love you guys. I love you more.

Speaker 2 She just told the story of how it started because I said, How did she think I'm a joke?

Speaker 3 That's what I'm saying. No, no, no, no.
Robert, Robert, don't let your sister stir you.

Speaker 1 No, I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 I was going to go.

Speaker 2 I love him. You know he's not serious.

Speaker 3 It definitely wasn't a joke. No, it wasn't a joke for me either.
I just meant, like, initially when we were like filming the show, and like,

Speaker 3 I still love you. I will always love you.

Speaker 3 Whether romantically or not.

Speaker 1 You said, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 You know, I love you. I'm just kidding about you telling me you love me.
You're a clown, Rob.

Speaker 1 See?

Speaker 1 See, you don't take me seriously.

Speaker 1 But, um,

Speaker 1 no, it was all it was all fun and games and great games.

Speaker 3 Great games. Gamesmanship.

Speaker 2 Great gamesmanship.

Speaker 2 Do you want to disclose anything about

Speaker 2 what do you mean? What about this excavates? Yeah, since she said it was great sex. Oh, nice.
Okay, thank you. It was very passionate and very good.

Speaker 3 We're two Pisces.

Speaker 1 Ugh. Yeah, it was a great

Speaker 1 passionate connection.

Speaker 3 I cannot believe. What year is it?

Speaker 3 It was so long ago. Gross.
Do you like that, Chloe? No, Rob. No, I don't even know why you asked.
I don't want to hear this.

Speaker 1 I don't know why I asked either. I honestly.

Speaker 1 Chloe, you literally asked to marry me the other day. Now you're doing this.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 I will always marry you, but I am Bobby Kardashian now.

Speaker 2 No, no, no.

Speaker 1 We're not going to do this.

Speaker 1 You can't take my name. Bob and Bob.

Speaker 2 Together forever.

Speaker 2 Who's Bob and Bob? What, your Bob haircut?

Speaker 1 Yes, thank you for not talking about shit, Rob.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you better notice everything, Bobby.

Speaker 2 Of course, I love a Bob.

Speaker 2 Oh, Malika has a Bob!

Speaker 2 Do you know how many people I've hooked up with that I didn't know were married until

Speaker 2 after we'd done the deed?

Speaker 1 Yeah, there's a lot of bad people out there, clearly.

Speaker 2 Thank you, Bobby.

Speaker 2 Shady people.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Bobby.

Speaker 3 You're not one of them, sir.

Speaker 2 No, not me.

Speaker 2 Yes. And if I tell you the story, you know all about it.
He does.

Speaker 1 He definitely has a brother.

Speaker 2 I'm sure you do. Okay.
Well, I love you. Thank you.
This has been great.

Speaker 3 Love you, Rob. We're coming to see you.

Speaker 3 I love you guys. Love you too, baby.

Speaker 2 Okay, we love you.

Speaker 1 Bye, guys. Thanks for playing.

Speaker 2 Bye, French Bob.

Speaker 3 Can Rob come to dinner?

Speaker 2 Malika's tickling his pickle over there.

Speaker 1 Isn't it?

Speaker 3 Is it just me? I haven't tickled any pickles, guys.

Speaker 1 You would tickle a little cucumber before it's pickled if you want.

Speaker 1 Are you tickling his cucumber? I'll give it a little.

Speaker 1 Maybe a little cucumber. Okay, cucumber girl.
You're the new Kendall Jenner. You would die.

Speaker 3 You would die.

Speaker 1 I've gotten back.

Speaker 3 You died back then.

Speaker 1 You would die because you went behind my back and we're

Speaker 1 back. It went behind my back.

Speaker 3 It wasn't behind your back. Was I supposed to say, hey, Chloe, just an announcement?

Speaker 1 Yes. Yeah.
You were.

Speaker 3 If I was Jamal, would you be like, I mean, just tell me afterwards like I told you.

Speaker 2 But you didn't tell me until I found out.

Speaker 3 Yes. No, it didn't.

Speaker 1 It didn't really go that way.

Speaker 3 I admitted to it.

Speaker 1 It was an admittance. I admitted to it.

Speaker 2 It's because I stumbled upon.

Speaker 3 She wasn't around actually when it happened.

Speaker 1 She was on a road trip with her current husband. So it actually happened while they were gone.

Speaker 2 First of all, yes, I should have known that you're having intercourse with my family member.

Speaker 1 Sibling, very different.

Speaker 2 Yes, my brother.

Speaker 3 Do I owe you an idea?

Speaker 2 Him and I could be fraternal twins.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 no, no, you die, you know.

Speaker 2 What I'm saying is, if I were to speak on your brother's dick, I would be calling you right afterwards.

Speaker 3 I, I, you know what?

Speaker 3 By the way, you know what?

Speaker 1 That's not her.

Speaker 3 First of all, she doesn't, like, she's not comfortable. Like, you know,

Speaker 1 you guys are too comfortable. I'm gonna be like, hold on, what's the hierarchy? Hold on, Chloe.

Speaker 2 Khadisha, I just, I just spit on your brother's d and I moisturized it with my saliva.

Speaker 3 This is really too far. But that's buck and pork.

Speaker 1 She's just

Speaker 1 not in the equation.

Speaker 2 Are you wearing pantyhose?

Speaker 3 Well, yeah, I have to. These are too small for me.
Are these my

Speaker 1 pantyhose? You're wearing pantyhose.

Speaker 3 You already said she's so classy, this one. No?

Speaker 2 Lift your foot up.

Speaker 3 No, I'm not lifting my foot up. Malika, show them your pantyhose.
They're just like little, like, socks.

Speaker 2 That is

Speaker 2 granny.

Speaker 2 Why do you think you want me to want to date Malika? Please

Speaker 3 send me

Speaker 2 direct messages.

Speaker 2 At Malika. Is it Hawk? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or is it just Abby? I think it's just Malika. It's just Malik.

Speaker 2 At Malika. Please.

Speaker 1 I don't like her. I don't like her.
In case you wanted to know. Just make sure you put a rip in those panties.

Speaker 3 That's that she's so into my feet right now.

Speaker 2 We love you. We love you.
And ladies, I love you guys.

Speaker 1 I love you more.

Speaker 3 Are we going to eat pasta?

Speaker 1 We're going to eat pasta. I can't wait.

Speaker 2 And thank you guys so much for being on Chloe in Wonderland with me.

Speaker 1 Chloe is so Wonderland.

Speaker 3 We're so proud of you. Thank you.

Speaker 1 I love you guys. Love you.

Speaker 2 We are in Wonderland together forever.