Valentine's Day, But Make it Messy ft. Nat & Liv

Speaker 1 Yes, daddy, put it right in my face.

Speaker 1 I think Liv's needs to be up higher because she's gonna be going down.

Speaker 1 They haven't gone down in a while, you might say.

Speaker 1 The first time ever we're having sex, okay? Out of nowhere, he farts, okay? What?

Speaker 1 Instant like retract. Yeah, like, you know, I'm gonna die.
So I dated this one guy. Bless him.
He kind of had a little bit lower hangers.

Speaker 1 So with the socks, you know it. It's the socks club.

Speaker 1 So that's what our family is like.

Speaker 1 I love that. Welcome to Chloe in Wonderland.
This is the podcast for real and raw conversations that you won't want to miss. We've been drinking.
I think Natalie is that capacity.

Speaker 1 Shut up.

Speaker 1 Film her.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 so first off, we've been drinking. Yes, we have.

Speaker 1 And I think what

Speaker 1 I would think the misconception is that people probably think that we drink all the time. Yeah, I think people think we're all party girls.
Yes. Which maybe we were when we were younger.
We were.

Speaker 1 We were. And I'm proud of that.
But I haven't left the house since, I think, Halloween. No, and we're all literally twins.
I think introverted extroverts is how we describe ourselves.

Speaker 1 Oh, that means that we don't leave the house.

Speaker 1 But when we do, when we do, we are the life of the party. And we are.
We are.

Speaker 1 I think it's called, and maybe we'll have to look it up, an omnivert. Because when we're home, we're home and we're happy and we are not bored.
We're sober.

Speaker 1 Sober. Not doing a thing, just living our lives, watching TV, who knows.
And then when we're out, we are the energy. We are the reason why.
I have to give you an exhibit A.

Speaker 1 I don't think it came out on your show. Exhibit A.
Because I don't know when this is airing, but you guys.

Speaker 1 This show is airing, I think, Valentine's Day week. And I think your show, but I don't know the episode.
I have to say, and I don't know what camera I'm on, but Chloe's birthday.

Speaker 1 40th birthday. I need to take a moment and say to camera,

Speaker 1 the funnest night, I think, of my life. And that's a testament, though, to who you are and such a great person and friend and energy you bring to everyone.

Speaker 1 It was the funnest party, and that was an extrovert night. You know, normally you can go to a party and then you're like, I had so much fun.
And then other people are like, yeah, you know, whatever.

Speaker 1 Across the board. Across the f ⁇ ing board.
Everyone was...

Speaker 1 Thriving and had the best time. Here's the example at our age now.

Speaker 1 Because, you know, you girls are moms, people have families, husbands, wives, whatever. You're not going to always get someone who's ready to go full tilt.
Everyone was ready to go showed up with

Speaker 1 a begging. Again, a testament to you.
Everyone wanted to celebrate you and just like have the best time.

Speaker 1 But I also think being older, you realize how much effort it takes to go out, to get dressed, to book a nanny, or just honestly

Speaker 1 get yourself ready to go out if you don't have kids. You're like, I appreciate the commitment and dedication it takes for people to do that.

Speaker 1 And then for everyone, not only to do that, but to show up and be like, tomorrow I don't care. How f ⁇ ing

Speaker 1 falls to the walls.

Speaker 1 And we all did.

Speaker 1 That made me happy. Yeah.
So, whenever that episode airs, I don't know how much you guys shake on your show, but it was. No, I watched it.
We're safe. It's like one of the best nights.
We're all safe.

Speaker 1 We all look amazing. But, I mean, it looks what it was.
It was so much fun just without the slob kebabness at the end. Yeah.
Because I was like, you got to go home. Yeah, we got to.

Speaker 1 The text message afterwards from everybody was like, the text message.

Speaker 1 Do you not remember the hour-long phone calls afterwards?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Oh, yes.
That was the end.

Speaker 1 The drama was amazing. The drums.
Amazing night drums.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 talked about. It was amazing.
So, I don't know what you guys think, but my top questions about you guys are, how did we meet? Okay. And people do not know what your voices sound like.

Speaker 1 A lot of people are like,

Speaker 1 they see you on Instagram and they're always like, why don't they film more videos? Because it's just too much work.

Speaker 1 I think it's a millennial thing. We just are on the cusp of like,

Speaker 1 I know we have to do video for content and all that, but it's just a little hard to grab a phone and be like, hey, guys. No, I feel like it's like a cringe thing.

Speaker 1 Like, I feel like maybe I'm judging like Gen Z, but I feel like it's when I watch Gen Z like, man, like dance and I don't do whatever. That's great.
I do

Speaker 1 it. But I'm being honest.
It's like, eh, like, but I would rather not. I'd skip it.
Like, I'd skip it. Like, when we were on our TV shows, that's more our vibe like a camera's just there

Speaker 1 casually

Speaker 1 talking but it's not as performative yeah it's like let me plan this out and X Y Z or

Speaker 1 again

Speaker 1 it's an introvert thing I'm not really gonna be like okay I'm like at home hey guys

Speaker 1 like I'm I can't do a day in the light I wish I could I just I feel so because I do love watching it but um yeah that is a funny take and and a great observation because we don't do a lot of video on social

Speaker 1 or not video that where you guys are talking Right. Yeah.
Do you guys remember how we met? Because I think I do. I don't.
I know. Okay.
I want to see if it's the same story.

Speaker 1 When we all went on a hike at the house. Yes.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 I remember the hills house. And we walked to Kylie's.
And we walked to Kylie's up the hill. Yeah.
That was our first meeting. And so

Speaker 1 Natalie has a daughter. Yes.

Speaker 1 And Kim and I have daughters, kids. And so Natalie's daughter, her name is is Dove.
She is friends with all of our kids. And our kids also have this bond circle, which is amazing.

Speaker 1 So we have these little bubbles all over the place. And they all go to the same school and they all get to hang out.

Speaker 1 And so we're all so intertwined that we, like, we'll see each other at school and be like, hey, what's up? And like, that's sort of our check-in.

Speaker 1 And like from across the field. And we're like, hey, Nat, live, yes.
And then we're like, good. Like, we feel recharged.
Totally. But where, so tell everyone where you guys are from.

Speaker 1 Natalie and I are cousins. Yes,

Speaker 1 because you know, a lot of people think you guys are sisters, they do

Speaker 1 no. So, our moms are sisters, Julia and Rhonda.
Shout out, shout out to Julie and Rhonda,

Speaker 1 and yeah, we obviously grew up together. And wait, what's crazy is Natalie looks identical to Liv's mom.
It's insane. Like, when it says it, no, no, I, it's, I know,

Speaker 1 like, I know Kim told me you saw a picture and you were chilling. I saw her at preschool.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, at the preschool. I go, are you Nat's mom? She's like, I'm her aunt.
I was like, you're freaking me out right now.

Speaker 1 So, I know. I know.

Speaker 1 It's actually pretty

Speaker 1 good. The jeans are wild.
The jeans are weird. Yes.
Okay. They're cousins.
Yeah, we're cousins. Our moms are sisters.
Obviously, we grew up together like we were siblings.

Speaker 1 And then we're from Vancouver, Canada. We moved here about 10 years ago now to almost the date.
It was February 7th, 2015. Oh my gosh, that's crazy.
So almost

Speaker 1 a date. I recently became

Speaker 1 an American citizen.

Speaker 1 No, for real.

Speaker 1 No, I love it. It's a major accomplishment.
I think it's a lot of fun. So are you dual citizenship? Yes.
So I kept my Canadian.

Speaker 1 That's a plus. We are West Coast girls.
We love being Canadian, but we love being here with you. Do you notice a difference?

Speaker 1 Because not from just where you're from, because I know it's a small town, but do you think Canadian men are different than American men? Yes. Yes.
In what way? 100%.

Speaker 1 Bad or good? I feel like just in general, Canadian people are different than like American people.

Speaker 1 And that goes to say for just like general politeness and like well you're just raised different raised different and it sucks because like I feel like the only good American people we've met has been you guys oh my god I swear to God I swear um but everyone says Canadians are much nicer like just in general it's just like kinder and nicer feel like

Speaker 1 when you go to the grocery store, right? Like on average, the average person. When you hold open a door for someone, they'll say thank you.
Thank you. They don't.
And I'm one of those people.

Speaker 1 Or they don't even hold the door for you. Yeah, you know? It's very like a dog eat world situation here, right? Where like every man

Speaker 1 is like a community feel and just like more kinder. And so that does bleed into the dating situation.
Like I feel like men are just raised to be a bit kinder, a bit more polite, a bit more

Speaker 1 dated as American men. And where are we going

Speaker 1 for the American man?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 But I but funny enough, I do still look for those qualities in American man.

Speaker 1 One quick thing as you're saying that I've noticed with American Men that kills me is because I've served and Natalie has as well. We've been waitresses before in our past life

Speaker 1 is I feel like a lot of American men don't look at the servers and say they say let me get da da da da and it's

Speaker 1 me and let me get

Speaker 1 it for me especially being a server not only just be nice to a human, but just like you know hi may please have da da da da da.

Speaker 1 I agree and Tristan was always like hi you would love people in their eyes i love eye contact can you name like what you don't have to name the person okay but like what would what is the best date you've ever been on versus

Speaker 1 natalie i can't even look at you because i already know versus what is the worst date you've ever been on wait can i have one sip have as many sips as you need to get these stories out but honestly the worst date episodes are wild okay so we're talking about actual dates

Speaker 1 okay first of all yes we are well i'm not much okay first of all i don't think any of us are we're not like none of us want to date it's like we've met through someone or they've like slid into our dreams i know clothes first date

Speaker 1 what is it

Speaker 1 uh burgers oh yeah crying in a corner burgers that was no names no names no names but the hottest

Speaker 1 so so gorgeous so i'll tell you so hot he might need another chance oh

Speaker 1 he might need another chance no matter how pathetic the actions are i feel like he needs a redemption I have to do it. He's so hot.
Okay, so I'll tell you my worst. The worst date I've ever been on.

Speaker 1 I don't know if it's a date or like a weekend. I may figure it out.
Whatever.

Speaker 1 Because we don't really like go out to the restaurant, pick up the shop.

Speaker 1 You know, especially you. You're on the street.
So,

Speaker 1 this guy. This is a date for you.
Randomly met this guy in an elevator, meet this guy, and I'm just being me. So I'm like being super flirty with you.
This part's like off a movie, you guys.

Speaker 1 I'm like, hey, what's your name? Like, just who's in the middle of the

Speaker 1 elevator?

Speaker 1 Amazing. Meets in an elevator.
He's like, hey, I'm actually staying on your floor, yada, yada. I'm like, okay, whatever.
We end up getting in touch with one another.

Speaker 1 We don't really hang out this trip. He's like, hey, I'm going to be in m.

Speaker 1 I would love to hang out with you. Cool.
We were in m at the same time. I hate to hear this.
Kim and I, we go to sleep. We're in

Speaker 1 so hot. We're in.

Speaker 1 I don't know if he was belligerently drunk or on something else, but we were like, let's go meet at this suite upstairs so we can sit and talk and this person is now hysterically crying over a cheeseburger and crying because I'm such a nice person and clearly this is these are not normal yeah emotions because we have not

Speaker 1 done anything yet and we can't even have a chat

Speaker 1 and I just remember being like how do I get out of this place I have a grown man who's crying over a cheeseburger saying how great I am, but we don't know each other.

Speaker 1 I was planning on like making out with you tonight. And it's now not that late.

Speaker 1 Slitz had a smooch. I am dying to, and it couldn't happen.
And

Speaker 1 I couldn't. So wait, how did you get out again? Did somebody get a fake call? I remember saying, oh my gosh, I.
Our flight is in a couple hours. I have to leave.
And I ran to Kim's floor.

Speaker 1 And I was like, I got to get out. And Kim and Kylie were in the other floor.
And I was like, I got to get out of here. And they were like, What are you doing?

Speaker 1 I was like, I'm waiting until it's time until he leaves because I could not handle it.

Speaker 1 And I don't know if he was on drugs. Either way,

Speaker 1 if you're on drugs, it's a red flag. I don't want to be with you if you're on drugs.

Speaker 1 But he was so hot.

Speaker 1 So hot. He's still cursing.
And I would totally want to hook up with you. Like, if you weren't crying and you were still on drugs, I probably would hook up with you.

Speaker 1 We may have

Speaker 1 a slide. Because you're so hot.
Just because you're so hot. But you can't cry over a cheeseburger and expect me to be horny after that.
I just want to know what his game plan was.

Speaker 1 Like, he came in with a like

Speaker 1 losing drugs and talked with Chloe. You blew it.
You guys, the sobbing over a burger and fries was one. He was really, like, overshot and he was really nervous.
He probably was nervous.

Speaker 1 He was nervous. Well, that was my worst date.
So, what was your worst date? Dang, I don't really go on dates. Okay, mine wasn't like a date.
Or

Speaker 1 a sip.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I don't do dates at all okay what was your worst case so here's the thing so because i can say it for you so

Speaker 1 i know

Speaker 1 um i don't really do dates like at all which i probably should i should start doing those but i don't we all should but someone that ended up being like someone that i dated we're having sex okay he like looks at me and i'm like yeah

Speaker 1 like whatever okay

Speaker 1 then out of nowhere he startles himself startles he farts okay what

Speaker 1 And like, he like gets so nervous and he like farted and got so nervous. Wait, I don't know this.
No, I know. I haven't told you guys because it's that embarrassing.
I know it.

Speaker 1 So it's a fart and like instant like retract of like the moment. Like,

Speaker 1 yeah, like,

Speaker 1 no, I'm going to die.

Speaker 1 And I'm lying there, like, how do I react?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like, no problem, babe.
No, didn't he say like,

Speaker 1 sorry, which was maybe worse? Wait. He addressed the fart.
He addressed the fart. Shot.

Speaker 1 acknowledge it. It keeps going.
Like, for me, I'm like, you don't acknowledge it. You guys, that is.

Speaker 1 And he did like a suck-up noise. It was like, Louis, trying to remove

Speaker 1 the noise.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah, no, it didn't help. And I was like,

Speaker 1 and you're like locked eyes. And you're like, yeah, there's no way to go back from this.

Speaker 1 You're not going to touch me back.

Speaker 1 That is so disgusting. He farted, and then

Speaker 1 you had to just like

Speaker 1 sit there and fare it.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, it wasn't a good look. First food.

Speaker 1 It wasn't. I mean, we've, you know,

Speaker 1 guys.

Speaker 1 But no, but that's sick. It's a fan.

Speaker 1 And to be honest, and then I was like, do I acknowledge, like, do I verbally say like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Get harder.
Like, get farmer. No.

Speaker 1 Or do you just like casually like, oh, he shouldn't have addressed and he's like going. No.
That's it. Do you guys want a drink? Yeah, let's have a

Speaker 1 screw.

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Speaker 1 I was dating someone.

Speaker 1 I can't remember if we were intimate or not at this point. I'm assuming we were.
I don't know, but I'm assuming. And he slept over and he wet the bed.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 But like, just wet the bed. And I was like, okay, that's weird.
Obviously, because we're adults, this is weird. Never

Speaker 1 20 and older. Okay.
Yeah. Adults.

Speaker 1 And then I remember I was like, he was never addressed it, like, we never talked about it. I was like,

Speaker 1 okay, maybe this didn't happen because, like, we didn't

Speaker 1 party or no, I don't think we were, like, maybe drinking, but we weren't like blackout belligerently talking

Speaker 1 about

Speaker 1 when I tell you what this is later. You guys are just going to die.

Speaker 1 And then I remember the second time he slept over, he did it again.

Speaker 1 And I remember telling Kim. Oh, no, no.
No, no. And I remember telling Kim, I was like, oh, no.
He's peeing the bed. Like, he's a fucking

Speaker 1 child. I don't want to hear this.

Speaker 1 And, yeah, so he was a P-boy.

Speaker 1 Kayla.

Speaker 1 We don't need P-boys. They need to know.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You're going to tell us what's going on. Snorting.
The prettiest girl is like the biggest snorter on the planet. It's a wild.
It's a main snort. Okay, sorry.
Yeah. No, don't.
Don't be.

Speaker 1 But I do. Oh, my God.
Oh, I'll tell you later.

Speaker 1 Okay, Liv.

Speaker 1 Okay, okay. I've been thinking.

Speaker 1 Come on.

Speaker 1 Well, it's not really a dating stitch now that we're. I got a carter, not a pee petter.
Oh, I got

Speaker 1 it.

Speaker 1 I can ask her. Carter.

Speaker 1 Because we made a song of it. Oh,

Speaker 1 Joel was on the piano. Oh, my brother? Yes.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I guess we're not really talking about dating sites, but now we're getting into

Speaker 1 the intimate. Weird, intimate situation.
So, this one guy

Speaker 1 years ago. No, we've already gone through fart and peek.

Speaker 1 There's only one thing left. What is it?

Speaker 1 Yo, what does that mean? The sock club. Oh, the sock clap.
Wait, Chloe, we've never talked with the sock clap with Chloe. I'm spelling a sock clap?

Speaker 1 Chloe, you know what? Let me explain. Wait, spell it.
You know what a sock clap is.

Speaker 1 She will know, and so will the woman viewers. So I dated this one guy.

Speaker 1 We got to the point of. This is a usable episode, by the way.
Is it? Okay. Okay, we got to the point of intimacy.
We're dating. We're fully a thing, whatever.
So, anyways, bless him.

Speaker 1 He kind of had a little bit lower hangers.

Speaker 1 Hacky sacks. Hacky sacks.
Good old hacky sacks. So, you know, whatever.
Kick those balls. Doing our thing.

Speaker 1 And I

Speaker 1 told

Speaker 1 my friends. I'm like, it's quite the

Speaker 1 hacky sacks.

Speaker 1 Quite the hacky. Oh my god, when you get it with the sacks, you know it.

Speaker 1 So we call it the sack clap. And our brothers, we have

Speaker 1 one of my brothers is gay, three brothers. One of them is gay, and her brother Joel is gay.
So, we naturally talk to them about our sex lives, whatever.

Speaker 1 And,

Speaker 1 you know, and they're men. So, we tell them about the sack clap.
And then, this is this whole thing. And my cousin Joel gets on the piano.
He's very musical. He's musical.

Speaker 1 He gives a chord or whatever.

Speaker 1 It's a sack.

Speaker 1 It's a sack clap.

Speaker 1 It's a sack clap.

Speaker 1 So that's what our family is like.

Speaker 1 I love that.

Speaker 1 We tell each other about our sex capades and make songs. I gotta call Kim.
Shh, be quiet.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait, don't we be like, hey. She took.
Hey!

Speaker 1 Kimberly!

Speaker 1 Kimberly!

Speaker 1 It's Natalie.

Speaker 1 Natalie, Olympia, and Chloe. We're on.
We're very hot. We're in Chloe in Wonderland.
Where are you?

Speaker 1 But we're very drunk.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 We, I had, don't say.

Speaker 1 Afternoon?

Speaker 1 Yes, you know, this is our only time we drink. We don't.
We drink all day. Why wasn't I?

Speaker 1 We were talking about our worst dating experiences. Remember, P-Boy who peed the bed? You don't have to say names.

Speaker 1 In the townhouse. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 I was telling them this story, and like, nobody believes that someone pees the bed as an adult.

Speaker 1 More than once.

Speaker 1 Well, I think if it was like very drunk. drunk, I don't know.
More than once. Very drunk.
And also, it happened. Had to be.

Speaker 1 Well, we hope so.

Speaker 1 Had to be. Olivia had a hacky sack moment where the balls just hacky sacked against her.
Vajeen. Vajine or something.
What? I don't know. We're a little drunk.
I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 1 We don't know what you should be here.

Speaker 1 Well, we're not well. Next app you're joining us

Speaker 1 financial meetings.

Speaker 1 Oh, oh.

Speaker 1 Okay, like.

Speaker 1 Oh, well, doctor. Sorry, governor.

Speaker 1 Sorry, doctor.

Speaker 1 We will take this legal jargon elsewhere.

Speaker 1 Balzac.

Speaker 1 But I'm very jealous. It sounds like I just got someone walked in the room

Speaker 1 and said, Chloe says you need to call her back immediately.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Oh, well, we do miss you.
We apologize for the misinformation on such a professional meeting that you're having.

Speaker 1 I literally am in been a room like filled with people. Oh my gosh.
Oh, well, I'm sorry. It's very lucrative for your deep pockets, my darling.
We're sorry. My darling.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 We're waiting for Natalie to talk about the micros, but she hasn't given us that teeth. She hasn't given us that teeth.
But later she will. I'm going to give her some more shots.

Speaker 1 It smells so bad for them. Everyone's

Speaker 1 for them. She pluralized it.
Cam, you're outing us one by one. She knows.
No, just I'm saying for people. Never mind.
Yeah. No, you're right.

Speaker 1 For the micro people.

Speaker 1 The micro community. Yeah, the micro community.
They are a community. We love you.

Speaker 1 We love you. No, you actually.
We love you. But you actually can't.
If anyone wants to donate, please swipe up to Chloe in Wonderland. Yes.
I don't shame.

Speaker 1 No, we don't shame. You do not love either.
You don't f either, but you don't shame.

Speaker 1 Okay, bye. Love you, buddy.

Speaker 1 She's like, literally, probably

Speaker 1 massively. She's literally with like

Speaker 1 President Trump and she's like,

Speaker 1 I'm sorry, but the hacking sack, we need to affiliate another member of the HackySack community.

Speaker 1 Do you guys look at your DMs for dating? I don't. Me neither.
I gotta honestly say, I have not looked at my DMs in like years. And when I do, I'm like.
Disappointed. Disappointed.

Speaker 1 And like, I know there's like a lot of people in there, but like, they just like, I'm like,

Speaker 1 like, how they come and like approach you is like so whack that you're like, it's ugh. Agreed.
It greases me out. But what would we want them to say?

Speaker 1 Is it just because we're not attracted to them and what they say? No, I honestly, I feel like if they said, hi, like, um.

Speaker 1 I think you're pretty as opposed to, yo, you want to f me? Like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Or just like

Speaker 1 an emoji.

Speaker 1 Because they're like testing the water.

Speaker 1 Because they don't want to be a bad person. They don't want to screenshot or whatever.

Speaker 1 I'm like, are you going to be able to do that? If it was something of substance, like, hey, like, I see that you're into this. Or like, hey, like, anything normal.

Speaker 1 I think, though, if you have a hottie, it doesn't really matter what they say. What, if the guy was hot? If he was no legal, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 Natalie,

Speaker 1 Burger Boy.

Speaker 1 If Burger Boy slid in with an emoji, I do agree. I would have been

Speaker 1 hard eyes. I'd be like, I would be like, okay, hard eyes back.
I'd be like, what's up?

Speaker 1 I would actually do hard-eyes back. But Olivia and I have had

Speaker 1 DMs the amount of times. Me and Olivia have DMs from the same person

Speaker 1 that didn't do their research. That did not do the research.

Speaker 1 We family. And they send us the exact same thing.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You guys are

Speaker 1 cracked. Sends to my sister Sophia as well.
Yeah, it goes. So I will say, if Kim gets a DM, we'll say, did you get the same one? And we check.

Speaker 1 And normally we do. I'm like, do you not think sisters are checking?

Speaker 1 How many times have we gotten the same DM?

Speaker 1 That's crazy. We all check.
These people are. Man, you guys are in that.
Pick one and shoot your shot. You can't go through the rest of the federal shoot the net really wide.
It's insane.

Speaker 1 Again, I think it goes back to the point I said earlier. It's depending upon

Speaker 1 how he looks, he gets a pass on certain things. I'm sorry, but that's one of the first things you notice.
But obviously, I think organically is the best if you literally just meet him out.

Speaker 1 That's a little hard because especially us three don't really go out much. I have never, ever dated someone that I've met on

Speaker 1 social. Oh, really? So it's been all organic.
Everything through a friend. It's been organic through a friend.
Okay. And if they've

Speaker 1 reached out to me socially, but I've been introduced because of a friend. I've never.

Speaker 1 I've never met someone. just straight up DM correct.
Yeah. Never that.
Have you? I have. Okay.
Have you? I don't think you have. No, never.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 She's asleep. No.
No, never.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I have. Well, speaking of different types of way of meeting, I have been on Raya.

Speaker 1 It's a dating app.

Speaker 1 And it's not so successful. Oh, it's not? I thought it was more successful than the rest.

Speaker 1 I think I'm the type where, look, when people say it always grinds my gears, when people are like, oh, LA is the worst for dating people, or Miami is the worst.

Speaker 1 I feel like the outlook should be like, you can meet him anywhere. I could turn around tomorrow, literally, and meet him.

Speaker 1 So to put down the city you're in or put down an app or put down a DM, I just think it's putting out to the universe that you're not going to accept it.

Speaker 1 So I'm not going to put down anything or any avenue.

Speaker 1 But that being said, I've tried a dating app and it's not,

Speaker 1 eh, it's whatever.

Speaker 1 I think I'll probably go off soon just to switch it up. So I don't exclude anything because I just think you're closing yourself off.
But that being said, eh,

Speaker 1 so far it's, eh, I don't know. We'll see.

Speaker 1 I'm open, but I don't love the dating app so far.

Speaker 1 Guidelines for you. You've been out of the market for a minute.
Yeah. Raising your daughter, focused on that.
I don't think you've really branched out at all, to be honest.

Speaker 1 I don't think you've opened yourself up at all in the last four or five years. I know, I haven't.
And I feel like you haven't either. No, I haven't.
You girls are just focusing on your kids.

Speaker 1 Like, don't f ⁇

Speaker 1 to me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, and that's, that's great. I, that's amazing.
I, I want to be at that step. That's why I say when you guys

Speaker 1 have your kids, it's great. I know you want to find love and a partner and all that stuff, but, like, at least to have your wonderful babies.
i want to find it love so much

Speaker 1 and you you are the best auntie to them but i want to find it but i'm not desperate to find it yes you know like when i do i do neither of you

Speaker 1 i don't feel that at all yeah both of you are currently

Speaker 1 and you girls i have to say as your best friends amazing mothers honest honestly i know people say that and I'm not being biased. They honestly, we had to look a camera for that.

Speaker 1 They are the most amazing mothers. I look up to you.
I've learned from you. I feel like when it's my time, I will have the best teachers or questions or whatever.
You girls are really

Speaker 1 amazing. It really takes a village.

Speaker 1 I think in anything, in relationships, in family, and if it wasn't for you girls, like just even the ability to talk shit about people when you need to talk shit about them. Totally.
We all need to.

Speaker 1 We have

Speaker 1 that outlet. Even we need to vent about our kids or like, oh my gosh, this happened.
Or my sister did this. It could be any relationship you need that circle where you can vent to.

Speaker 1 It doesn't have to just be a man. It has to just be a relationship.
And I think if we didn't have that village, it would be really hard.

Speaker 1 You guys saying

Speaker 1 that how you guys are foreigners. And if it's not for you two being together, what would you guys have? And like that we found each other.
It's so good that we've all found each other because.

Speaker 1 If you guys weren't there, like, what would we be a party of five? Like, that's crazy to think about. Like, we need you you guys, so

Speaker 1 we all play such a factor and role in each other's lives. And I don't think we would really survive if we didn't have each other.
So, I love you guys. I love you too so much.
I really do, honestly.

Speaker 1 I cherish you and our friendship. And

Speaker 1 yeah, now we're getting sappy.

Speaker 1 I love you guys. Thank you guys for doing Chloe in Wonderland with me and for getting a little wasted.
We do not drink, and so we are probably way more just communicative than we normally would be.

Speaker 1 Honestly, I have to say, we've learned more. I think Natalie is that capacity.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay, bye.

Speaker 1 We love you. See you later.