Valentine's Day, But Make it Messy ft. Nat & Liv

Yes, daddy, put it right in my face. I think Liv's needs to be up higher, because she's going to be going down.
We haven't gone down in a while, you might say. The first time ever we're having sex, okay? Out of nowhere, he farts, okay? What? Instantly retract.
Yeah, like... No, I'm going to die.
So I dated this one guy. Bless him.
He kind of had a little bit lower hangers. When you get hit with the sock, you know it.
It's the sock club. So that's what our family is like.
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We've been drinking. I think Natalie is at capacity.

Shut up. Film her.

hey so first off we've been drinking we have and i think what what i would think the misconception is that people probably think that we drink all the time yeah i think people think we're all party girls yes which maybe we were when we were younger we were we were and i'm proud that. But I haven't left the house since I think Halloween.
No. And we're all literally twins.
I think introverted extroverts is how we describe ourselves. And that means that we don't leave the house.
But when we do, when we do, we are the life of the party. And we are.
There's I think it's called and maybe we'll have to look it up an omnivert because when we're home we're home and we're happy and we are not bored we're sober sober not doing a thing just living our lives watching tv who knows and then when we're out we are the energy we are the reason why i have to give you an exhibit a i don't think it's came out on your show yet because i don't know when this is airing but you guys this is this show is airing i think valentine's day week and i think your show but i don't know the episode i have to say and i don't know what camera i'm on but chloe's birthday 40th birthday i need to take a moment and say to camera oh the funnest night i think of my of my life. Epic.
And that's a testament, though, to who you are and such a great person and friend and energy you bring to everyone. It was the funnest party, and that was an extrovert night.
You know, normally you can go to a party, and then you're like, I had so much fun. And then other people are like, yeah, whatever.
Across the board. Across the board.
Everyone was thriving and had the best time. Here's the example at our age now.
You're because, you know, you girls are moms. People have families, husbands, wives, whatever.
Yeah. You're not going to always get someone who's ready to go full tilt.
Everyone was ready to go for you. Everyone.
But again, a testament to you. Everyone wanted to celebrate you and just like have the best time but i also think being older you realize how much effort it takes to go out to get dressed to book a nanny or just honestly totally get yourself ready to go out if you don't have kids you're like i appreciate the commitment and dedication it takes for people to do that and then for everyone not only only to do that, but to show up and be like, tomorrow I don't care how f***ed up I am.
We're going for it. We're going falls to the walls.
Yes. And we all did.
Yeah. That made me happy.
Yeah. So whenever that episode airs, I don't know how much you guys need to show on your show.
No, I watched it. We're safe.
That was one of the best nights of my life. We're all safe.
We all look amazing. But I mean, it it looks what it was it was so much fun just without the slob kebabness at the end because we were i was like you got to go home yeah we got the text message afterwards from everybody was like the text message do not remember those hour-long phone calls afterwards oh my god oh yes that was the drums was amazing it made the night like talked about it was amazing so i don't know what you guys think but my top questions about you guys are how did we meet okay and people do not know what your voices sound like a lot of people are like they see you on instagram and they're always like why why don't they film more videos? Because it's just too much work.
I think it's a millennial thing. We just are on the cusp of like, I know we have to do video for content and all that, but it's just a little hard to grab a phone and be like, hey guys.
No, I feel like it's like a cringe thing. Like I feel like maybe I'm judging like Gen Z, but I feel like it's when I watch Gen Z, like, man, like dance.
I don't do whatever. I know.
I know. I know.
But I'm being honest. It's like, but I would rather not.
I'd skip it. Like when we were on our TV shows, that's more our vibe.
Like a camera's just there. Yeah, just casually.
You're not talking too loud. But it's not as performative.

Yeah, it's like, let me plan this out and X, Y, Z.

Or again, maybe it's an introvert thing.

I'm not really going to be like, okay, I'm like at home.

Hey, guys.

Yeah, I can't do a day in the light.

I wish I could.

I just feel so weird.

Because I do love watching it.

But yeah, that is a funny take and a great observation because we don't do a lot of video on social. Or not video where you guys are talking.
Right. Yeah.
Do you guys remember how we met? Because I think I do. I don't.
I know. Okay.
I want to see if it's the same story. When we all went on a hike at Kim's.
Yes. Is it? Yes.
We went to Kim's Hidden Hills house. And we walked to Kylie's.
And we walked toylie's up the hill yeah that was our first meeting and so natalie has a daughter yes and kim and i have daughters kids and so natalie's daughter her name is dove she is friends with all of our kids and our kids also have this bond circle yeah which is amazing so we have these little bubbles all over the place and they all go to the same school and they all get to hang out and so we're all so intertwined that we like we'll see each other at school and be like hey what's up and like that's sort of our check-in and like from across the field. And we're like, hey, Nat, Liv, yes.

And then we're like, good.

Like we feel recharged.

Totally.

But where, so tell everyone where you guys are from.

Natalie and I are cousins.

Yes.

As you know.

You guys are cousins.

Because you know a lot of people think you guys are sisters.

They do.

They do.

Oh.

I know that.

Sorry.

No, so our moms are sisters, Julia and Rhonda shout out shout out to julian and um yeah we obviously grew up together and wait what's crazy is natalie looks identical to live's mom it's insane like everyone says it no no i it's i know like i know kim told me you I saw a picture and were tripping i saw her at preschool i was like oh yeah you met her oh i go are you nat's mom she's like i'm her aunt i was like you're freaking me out right now so i know i know it's it's actually pretty okay but jeans are wild jeans are weird yes they're cousins yeah we're cousins our moms are sisters obviously we grew up together like

we were siblings um and then we're from vancouver canada we moved here about 10 years ago now to almost the date it was february 7th 2015 oh my gosh that's crazy so almost okay i recently became an American citizen.

No, for real though, it's cool.

No, I love that it's a major accomplishment.

Thank you. Do you notice a difference? Because not from just where you're from, because I know it's a small town but do you think canadian men are different than american men yes yes in what 100 i mean bad or good i feel like just in general canadian people are different than like american people and that goes to say for just like general politeness and like well you're just raised different just raised different and it sucks because like i feel like the only good american people we've met has been you guys oh my god i swear to god i swear um but everyone says canadians are much nicer they are just in general it's just like kinder and nicer feel like i think when you go to the grocery store right like on average the average person you hold open a door for someone they'll say thank you thank you they don't i want to say or they don't even hold the door for you yeah you know it's very like a dog eat world situation here right we're like every man for himself it's like a community feel and just like more kinder and so that does bleed into the dating situation like i feel like men are just raised to be a bit kinder a bit more polite a bit more yet all we've dated is american men so where are we going with this for the american no um but i but funny enough i do still look for those those qualities in American man one quick thing as you're saying that I've noticed with American men that kills me is because I've served and Natalie has as well we've been waitresses before in our past life is I feel like a lot of American men don't look at the servers and say they say say, let me get da-da-da-da.
And it just, let me get, it kills me. For me, especially being a server, not only just be nice to a human, but just like, you know, hi, man, please have da-da-da-da-da.
I agree. And Tristan was always like, hi, he would look people in their eyes.
I love eye contact. Can you name like what, you what you don't name the person okay but like what

would what is the best date you've ever been on versus natalie i can't even look at you because i already know versus what is the worst date you've ever been on wait can i have as many sips as you need to get these stories out but honestly the worst date episodes are wild okay so we're talking about actual dates okay first of all yes we are well i'm not much okay first of all i don't think any of us are we're not like none of us are date it's like we've met through someone or they've like slid into our dm what is it uh burgers oh yes crying in a corner. Burgers.
That was. No names.
No names. No names.
But the hottest guy. Oh.
So gorgeous. So hot.
So hot. So hot he might need another chance.
Oh. Like he does.
Might need another chance. No matter how pathetic the actions are, I feel like he needs a redemption.
That's me. He's so hot.
Okay. So I'll tell you my worst.
The worst date I've ever been on. I don't know if it's a date or like a weekend.
I mean, it's a year out. It's weird because we don't really like go out to a restaurant.
Pick me up. Yeah, we don't.
Especially you. You're not going to just go out.
This guy. This is a date for you.
Randomly met this guy in an elevator. Meet this guy.
And I'm just being me. So I'm like being super flirty.
This part's like off a movie, you guys. I'm like, hey, what's your name? Like just being like funny.
Meets in an elevator. He's like, hey, I'm actually staying on your floor.
Yada, yada. I'm like, OK, whatever.
We end up getting in touch with one another. We don't really hang out this trip.
He's like, hey, I'm going to be in. I would love to hang out with you.

Cool.

We were at the same time. I hate to hear this.
Kim and I, we go to. We're in.
So hot. We're in.
I don't know if he was belligerently drunk or on something else, but we were like, let's go meet at this suite upstairs so we can sit and talk. And this person is now hysterically crying over a cheeseburger and crying because i'm such a nice person and clearly this is these are not normal yeah emotions because we have not done anything yet and we can't even have a chat and i just remember being like how do i get out of this place i have a grown man who's crying over a cheeseburger saying how great i am but we don't know i was planning on like making out with you tonight and it's now not let's have a smooch i am dying to and it couldn't happen and i couldn't so wait how did you get out again did i remember i remember saying oh my gosh i our flight is in a couple hours i have to leave and i ran to kim's floor and i was like i gotta get out and kim and kylie were in the other floor and i was like i gotta get out of here and they were like what are you doing i was like i'm hiding until it's time until he leaves because i could not

handle it and i don't know if he was on drugs either way if you're on drugs it's a red flag

i don't want to be with you if you're on drugs right but he was so hot so he is he's still

currently and i would want to hook up with you like if you weren't crying and you were still

on drugs i probably yeah if you weren't crying we may have left the slide because you're so hot

We'll be right back. I want to hook up with you.
Like, if you weren't crying and you were still on drugs, I'd probably hook up with you. Yeah, if you weren't crying, we may have left a slide.
Totally. Just because you're so hot.
But you can't cry over a cheeseburger and expect me to be horny after that. I just want to know what his game plan was.
Like, he came in with a, like, let me just do some drugs. A chance with Chloe, you blew it, man.
You guys, the sobbing over a burger and fries was wild. Maybe he like overshot and he was really nervous.
Probably was nervous. He was nervous.
Well, that was my worst date. So what was your worst date? Dang, I don't really go on dates.
Okay, mine wasn't like a date. Mine was like a meet up, whatever you want to call.
Okay, so I don't do dates at all. Okay, what was your worst situation? Okay, so here's the thing.
Because I can say it for you so i know um i don't really do dates like at all which i probably should i should start doing those but i don't we all should but someone that ended up being like someone that i dated we're having sex okay he like looks at me and i'm like yeah like whatever okay then out of nowhere he startles himself startles he farts okay what and like he like gets so nervous and he like farted and got so nervous wait i don't know this no i know i haven't told you guys because it's that embarrassing i know it so it's a fart and like instant like retract of like the moment like Sorry, which is maybe worse wait address the far

Ignore it keeps going for me. I'm like you don't you guys that is

And he did like a, a suck-up noise. Because he's trying to distract the noise.
Like, no, it didn't help. And I was like, look.
And you're, like, locked eyes. And you're like, yeah, there's no way to go back from this.
No, we're not going back. There's no turning back.
That is so disgusting. He farted.
I had to just like sit there and bear it. I mean, it wasn't a good look.
First food. It wasn't.
It wasn't. I mean, we've, you know, and people are guys.
But no, but that's sick. It's that is nasty.
And I was like, do I acknowledge, like, do I verbally say, like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You farted? Like, you farted? No! Or do you just, like, casually be like, no, he shouldn't have addressed, and you keep going.
No, that's it. Do you guys want a drink? Yeah, let's have a drink.
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ZocDoc.com slash Chloe. I was dating someone I can't remember if we were intimate or not

At this point. I'm assuming we were.
I don't know, but I'm assuming. And he slept over and he wet the bed.
No. What? But like just wet the bed and I was like, okay, that's weird.
Obviously, because we're adults. This is weird.
20 and older. Okay.
yeah adults yeah and then i remember i was like he was never addressed it like we never talked about it i was like okay maybe this didn't happen because like we didn't talk about it or no i don't think we were like maybe drinking but we weren't like blackout belligerently drunk right you guys It's worse than the fart. When I tell you what this is later, you guys are just going to die.
And then I remember the second time he slept over, he did it again. No.
And I remember telling Kim. No.
No. No, no.
And I remember telling Kim, I was like, he's peeing the bed like he's a f***ing child. I don't want to hear this.
And yeah, so he was a peep boy. Okay, wait.
We don't need peep boys. I need to know.
Yeah. You're going to tell us what's going on there.
The snorting, the prettiest girl is like the biggest snorter on the planet. It's wild.
It's plain snort. Okay, sorry.
No, don't be. But I do need to know who it is.
Oh, I'll tell you later. Okay.
Okay, Liv. Your turn.
Okay, I've been thinking. Come on.
Well, it's not really a dating sitch. Not a farter, not a pee-petter.
Oh, I got it. We have a pee-petter.
I can up for it. Because we read a song of it.
Oh. Joel was on the piano.
Oh. My brother? my brother yes okay so i guess we're not really talking about dating stitches but now we're getting into the the intimate weird yeah situation so this one guy years ago no we've already gone through fart and pee there's's only one thing left.
What is it?

Yeah, what does that mean?

The sack clap.

Oh, the sack clap.

Wait, Chloe, we've never talked with a sack clap with Chloe.

I'm telling you.

A sack clap?

A sack clap?

Chloe, you know.

Let me explain.

Wait, spell it.

You know what a sack clap is.

She will know, and so will the woman viewers.

So I dated this one guy.

We got to the point of. Is this a usable the way is it okay okay we got to the point of intimacy we're dating we're fully a thing whatever so anyways bless him he kind of had a little bit lower hangers hacky sacks hacky sacks good old hacky sacks so Hacky sacks.
So, you know, whatever. Kick those balls.
To our thing. To the windows.
To the walls. To the walls.
My friends, I'm like, it's quite the. The hacky sack.
Quite the hacky. Oh, my God.
When you get hit with a sack, you know it. You get hit by the sack.
So we call it the sack clap. And our brothers, we have.
One of my brothers is gay. I have three brothers.
One of them is gay. And her brother, Joel, is gay.
So we naturally talk to them about our sex lives, whatever. Naturally.
And, you know, and they're men. So we tell them about the sack club.
And then this is this whole thing. And my cousin, Joel, gets on the piano.
He's very musical. He's musical.
He gives a chord or whatever. It's a sack club.
It's a sack club. It's a sack club.
So that's what our family is like. I love that.
We tell each other about our sexcapades and make songs. I gotta call Kim.
Shh, be quiet. Oh, wait, don't we be like, hey.
She took. Hey.
Hey. Kimberly.
Kimberly. It's Natalie.
Natalie, Olivia and Chloe. We're on the pod.
We're in Chloe in Wonderland. Where are you, bitch? But we're very drunk.
What? But we, I had, don't say. In the afternoon? Yes, you know this is our only time we live.
We don't We were talking about our worst Dating experiences remember P-boy Who peed the bed you don't have to say names In the townhouse Yes yes yes I was telling them this story And like nobody believes that someone pees the bed as an adult multiple times. Well, I think if it was very drunk.
I don't know if it was very drunk. And also it happened.
Had to be. We hope so.
Had to be. Olivia had a hacky sack moment where the balls just hacky sacked against her.
Vagine. Vagine.
Or something.

What?

I don't know.

We're a little drunk.

I don't know what's happening.

We don't know what's going on.

Cam, you should be here.

Well.

We're not well.

Next app you're joining us.

And we're in a financial meeting.

Oh.

Oh.

You get me like.

Oh, well, doctor.

Sorry, governor.

Sorry, doctor.

We'll let you be.

We will make take this legal jargon elsewhere. Balzac.
But I'm very jealous. It sounds like I just got someone walked in the room and said, Chloe says you need to call her back immediately.
Oh, my God. Oh.
Well, we do miss you. We apologize for the misinformation on such a professional meeting that you're having.
I literally am in a room like full of people. Oh my God.
Oh, well, I hope it's very lucrative for your deep pockets, my darling. We're sorry.
My darling. Okay.
Okay. We're waiting for Natalie to talk about the micros, but she hasn't given us that she hasn't given us that tea but later she will i'm going to give her some more shots for them she pluralized it kim you're outing us one by one she knows no just i'm saying for people yeah no you the micro teen audience micro community they are a community we love you we love you if anyone wants to donate please swipe up to Chloe in Wonderland I don't shame we don't either you don**k, but you don't shame.

Okay, bye.

Love you, bye.

Love you, bye.

She's like literally probably in a massive business meeting. She's like literally with like President Trump and she's like.

We're all slapping the wall.

I'm sorry, but the Haki Sack, we need to affiliate another member of the Haki Sack community.

Do you guys look at your dms for dating i don't me neither i gotta honestly say i have not looked at my dms in like years and when i do i'm like disappointed disappointed and like i know there's like a lot of people in there but like they just like i'm like like how they come and like approach you is like so whack that you're like it's uh agreed what would we want them to say is it just because we're not attracted to them and what they know i honestly i feel like if they said hi like um i think you're pretty as opposed to yo you want to fuck yeah i'm like wait what or just like i can't do an emoji i because they're like testing the water do you want me to because they don't want to be screenshot or whatever i feel lame i'm like are you engaging with something of substance like hey like i see that you're into this or like hey like anything normal i think i think though if you have a hottie it doesn't really matter what they say what if the guy was hot if he was really hot no no can I say the amount of times if Burger Boy slid in with an emoji I do agree if it was Burger Boy if he did hard eyes I'd be like the amount of times I'd be like what's up I would actually do times that Olivia and I have had DMs. The amount of times.
Me and Olivia have DMs from the same person that didn't do their research. They did not do the research.
They did not do their research. They were family.
And they sent us the exact same thing. Or like, I'm like, are you on crack? Thanks to my sister Sophia as well.
Yeah, it goes through the whole thing. So I will say, if Kim gets a DM,m we'll say did you get the same one and we check and normally we do i'm like do you not think sisters are checking or how many times have we gotten the same dms and we all check these people are men you guys pick one and shoot your shot you can't just like go through the round.
Shoot the net really wide.

It's insane.

Again, I think it goes back to the point I said earlier.

It's depending upon how he looks.

He gets a pass on certain things.

I'm sorry, but that's one of the first things you notice.

But obviously, I think organically is the best.

If you literally just meet him out. It's a little hard because especially us three don't really go out much.
I have never, ever dated someone that I've met on social. Oh, really? So it's been all organic or through a friend.
Everything has been organic through a friend. Okay.
And if they have reached out to me socially, but I've been introduced because of a friend i've never like that i've never met someone the straight up dm correct yeah never that have you i have okay have you i don't think you have no never yeah she's asleep no never yeah i have well speaking of different types of way of meeting me. I have been on Raya.
It's a dating app.

And it's not so successful. Oh, it's not? I thought it was more successful than the rest.
I think I'm the type where, look, when people say it always grinds my gears, when people are like, oh, LA is the worst for dating people, or Miami is the worst. I feel like the outlook should be like, can meet him anywhere i could turn around tomorrow literally and meet him so to put down the city you're in or put down an app or put down a dm i just think it's putting out to the universe that you're not going to accept it so i'm not going to put down anything or any avenue but that said, I've tried a dating app and it's not.
It's whatever. I might.
I think I'll probably go off soon just to switch it up. So I don't exclude anything because I just think you're closing yourself off.
But that being said, so far, it's I don't know. We'll see.
I'm open, but I don't love the dating app so far. Any guidelines for you? You've been out of the market for a minute.
Yeah. Raising your daughter, focused on that.
I don't think you've really branched out at all, to be honest. I don't think you've opened yourself up at all in the last four or five years.
know i haven't like you haven't either no yeah i haven't you girls are just focusing on your kids and like don't great talk to me yeah yeah no and that's that's great i that's amazing i i want to be at that step that's why i say when you guys you guys have your kids it's great i know you want to find love and a partner and all that stuff but like at least you have your wonderful babies that i love so much and you you are the best auntie to them but i want to find it but i'm not desperate to find it yes you know like when i do i do neither of you i don't feel that at all. Yeah.
Both of you are content. And I think that's the beauty.
And you girls, I have to say, as your best friends, amazing mothers. Thank you.
Honestly, I know people say that, and I'm not being biased. They honestly, I had to look at camera for that.
They are the most amazing mothers. I look up to you.
I've learned from you. I feel like when it's my time, I will have the best teachers or questions or whatever.
You girls are really, really amazing moms. It honestly takes a village.
I think in anything, in relationships, in family, and if it wasn't for you girls, like just even the ability to talk s*** about people when you need to talk s*** about them. Totally.
We all need to let loose. We need that outlet.
Well, even we need to vent about our kids or like oh my gosh this happened or my sister did this it could be any relationship you need that circle where you can vent to it doesn't have to just be a man it has to just be a relationship and i think if we didn't have that village it would be really hard you guys saying that how you guys are foreigners and if it's not for you two being together what would you guys have and like that we found each other it's so good that we've all found each other because if you guys weren't there like what would we'd be a party of five like that's crazy to think about like we need you guys so we all play such a factor and role in each other's lives and I don't think we would really survive if we didn't have each other so I love you guys I love you too so much I really do honestly I cherish you and our friendship and yeah now we're getting sappy but I love you guys yeah you guys for doing Chloe in Wonderland with me and for getting a little wasted. We do not drink and so we are

probably way more

just communicative than we normally

would be. Honestly I have to say

we've learned more things about each other. I think Natalie is at capacity.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay bye. We love you.

See you later.