"HATERS" (w/ Peyton Dix & Hunter Harris)

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Speaker 74 Ding-dong. Las Culturistas calling.

Speaker 77 You know, I want to just call out this is not a visual medium.

Speaker 77 Well, it is for the people that are going to watch the YouTube, but most people, I think, listen to this podcast on their favorite podcast streamer or whatever that is.

Speaker 61 You know, wherever you listen to podcasts, I believe the phrase.

Speaker 37 Wherever you listen to podcasts, which could be the app, could be the location spatially for you. It could be on the turlet, could be at the gym.

Speaker 49 Wherever you are right now, know that where I am is sitting in this red chair and I'm wearing the Lisa Barlow shirt that I referenced last week.

Speaker 68 Burnt orange.

Speaker 35 Burnt.

Speaker 35 Are you kidding me? That's okay.

Speaker 29 My colorblindness has reared its ugly head again.

Speaker 81 So the reason why I'm even wearing this is because I couldn't wear it last because it wasn't purple.

Speaker 78 We wanted to wear purple for the Catherine Hahn episode.

Speaker 87 And now here I am in it again.

Speaker 91 What color is it?

Speaker 37 That's a light blue.

Speaker 92 Perfect.

Speaker 8 And I'm sitting in this chair you're telling me is burnt orange?

Speaker 22 Yeah. Can I get some...
It's 100% burnt.

Speaker 93 It's a technical red. And is it like

Speaker 21 definitely not red?

Speaker 37 It's definitely not red. It's a rust color.

Speaker 55 Wait, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 14 You look at this and you say it's definitely not red.

Speaker 95 Yeah. Because you're sure the text is like a coral red.

Speaker 37 The tech.

Speaker 96 This is the same as that shit to me. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 25 Wow, it's really bad. Is it getting worse?

Speaker 37 You never have to get drafted. This is, it's a good thing.

Speaker 98 And you know what?

Speaker 100 With the way this country is going, they might bring back the draft.

Speaker 37 And who are we going to war with this time?

Speaker 61 Ourselves? Ourselves, hopefully.

Speaker 89 Honestly, maybe our guests today.

Speaker 37 Maybe our guests.

Speaker 103 Because we've actually brought in people that are are better at this than us.

Speaker 60 It's true.

Speaker 37 That was my main takeaway listening to the video.

Speaker 105 The whole time I'm just shaking my head, like I'm sitting on the side of the draft,

Speaker 37 telling myself the better, hotter version.

Speaker 85 The better, hotter, cooler, more relevant version of us has come to you.

Speaker 37 More cared back. I'm like, 49 minutes.

Speaker 110 I know.

Speaker 111 Listen to us just drone on.

Speaker 46 Already, this is too long.

Speaker 106 We've been sitting here for an hour and a half.

Speaker 87 Time doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 112 This chair isn't even red.

Speaker 113 And don't tell me about anything and how it makes sense to you.

Speaker 114 I don't.

Speaker 37 Can I also tell you something? What?

Speaker 33 Taylor's album.

Speaker 115 It's called Burnt Orange.

Speaker 84 Shut up.

Speaker 74 Called Red.

Speaker 116 It hasn't been called Red this whole thing.

Speaker 84 It's never been called Red this whole time.

Speaker 117 I love that for her. I know.

Speaker 109 Burnt Orange.

Speaker 49 Burnt Orange.

Speaker 37 Yeah.

Speaker 119 Loving You was burnt orange.

Speaker 14 What would that mean about loving you?

Speaker 37 What does that mean? You know what lyric in that song I always kind of hate? And I will say this publicly in Taylor, please just receive this. It's...

Speaker 122 That Taylor would be listening.

Speaker 108 Well, I don't know.

Speaker 37 It's

Speaker 37 solving a crossword puzzle and realizing there's no right answer. That's not how crossword puzzles work there usually is a right answer maybe

Speaker 37 i think by design but maybe once in like the whole like 5 000 year history of the new york times has there been a crossword puzzle where it's like oh nothing's supposed to go in these boxes which probably just mean the person that created it fucked it up will shorts oh my god you know his name is one of the editors i don't know him but he's these names are really kind of in our everyday lives now why now you everyone really takes issue with her every day now in connections well that's people yeah You have a lot of opinions about the connections.

Speaker 37 I took a picture on my way here last time we were, we shot in here of me like flipping off the New York Times building because I flopped at connections that day.

Speaker 37 And then people really got defensive over the New York Times.

Speaker 49 Although, don't worry, honey.

Speaker 109 They're okay. They're okay.

Speaker 37 They're fine.

Speaker 127 You don't have to cape for them.

Speaker 24 Truly.

Speaker 37 We love them, but you don't have to blow up mindy them.

Speaker 49 Yeah, no, no.

Speaker 60 Because you, I don't know, love.

Speaker 41 Love the New York Times.

Speaker 123 It's okay.

Speaker 115 It's okay.

Speaker 29 You know, I am a daily, the daily listener.

Speaker 89 And some people out there in the dark

Speaker 29 really connected with me calling it the scariest horror podcast that's out there.

Speaker 79 The daily is scarier than any true crime podcast in existence.

Speaker 129 And it's ruler culture number 91.

Speaker 95 The daily is scarier than any true crime podcast in existence.

Speaker 37 In existence, but not better, funnier, hotter, cooler than the podcast that our guests host.

Speaker 112 And let me say this.

Speaker 67 As lovers.

Speaker 112 We brought in some haters.

Speaker 80 No, can I say, I feel that they are haters and I know they identify as such, but I think that if we're haters, it's because we love so hard.

Speaker 113 Like,

Speaker 103 I'm a Katy Perry hater right now.

Speaker 17 Because you love her.

Speaker 132 Because I am so disappointed.

Speaker 81 I know at least one half of this duo is going to agree with me hardcore on that one.

Speaker 37 And

Speaker 37 I am a chopped hater, but I have been kind of proselytized because one of our guests. Loves it, so loves chopped.
Loves chopped, prefers it over sweet green.

Speaker 71 But not over dig.

Speaker 93 Not over dig.

Speaker 74 No, dig in is so good.

Speaker 134 They're different.

Speaker 37 I totally, totally, totally.

Speaker 126 Okay, it's time to bring them in.

Speaker 37 Okay, these are our two favorite writers, our two favorite people to run into at a party, literally. Anytime I see them at a function, I go, thank God.

Speaker 76 I've never run into them at a party party.

Speaker 37 Just you wait. That's New York, baby.
You're not in New York until you see these two people at a poppy juice.

Speaker 95 Out of Poppy Juice?

Speaker 74 Oh, I love it.

Speaker 136 Has that gone down?

Speaker 106 I think that's gone down

Speaker 41 a few times, for sure.

Speaker 79 This is such a huge day for podcasting, too, because we're recording this on the day that a podcasting legend has been voted out first from Survivor.

Speaker 85 Oh, John, I love it.

Speaker 88 We are so we're so proud of you.

Speaker 37 We're so proud of you.

Speaker 29 You jumped off that screen, boo.

Speaker 37 Andy is unfortunately clinical,

Speaker 37 and that's all we can say about it.

Speaker 84 Are you guys surviving? Are you survivor girls?

Speaker 133 Not this present season.

Speaker 18 I just started.

Speaker 19 So they're going to get into Survivor season 47, and you're going to get into them right now on this episode.

Speaker 121 Please welcome into your ears Payton Dix and Hunter Harris.

Speaker 133 You know,

Speaker 136 just honestly, it would be so cool of you guys to not

Speaker 115 say anything.

Speaker 142 No, I love it.

Speaker 143 That is our podcast, actually.

Speaker 144 Mostly silence and posing and taking selfies.

Speaker 37 Well, you guys actually justify the visual component to the podcast, which is there, there is a lot of nonverbal stuff happening. And it is about watching reactions that are beyond words.

Speaker 120 I think that's true. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 145 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, because you always.

Speaker 134 I know. I saw my best.

Speaker 146 Queen of

Speaker 97 fitness.

Speaker 1 But for like the craziest stuff, like for chopped.

Speaker 147 For chopped.

Speaker 71 I'm like,

Speaker 37 talking about chopped.

Speaker 24 And you went recently? I did.

Speaker 74 I had lunch twice this week from chopped.

Speaker 140 Wait, but the one that just opened in Brooklyn, I live right by it.

Speaker 74 The J Street Metro Talk one.

Speaker 144 But the day it opened, I ordered it on Postmates actually because I didn't feel like walking over there.

Speaker 110 And how close are you?

Speaker 148 I'm Fort Green.

Speaker 37 Okay, yeah.

Speaker 107 So it's not, not, not, not far.

Speaker 109 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 116 Local.

Speaker 144 Because there was a discount on Postmates.

Speaker 149 I was like, ah,

Speaker 114 capitalism. Yay.
Yay.

Speaker 37 Okay, what did you get?

Speaker 122 Well, what I always get, Mexican Caesar.

Speaker 151 Mexican Caesar.

Speaker 150 I'm an adult.

Speaker 152 I'm going to get a Mexican Caesar. I'm not a child.

Speaker 110 Yeah.

Speaker 153 I'm getting a squeeze of lime.

Speaker 144 I'm adding avocado. I'm adding chicken, of course.

Speaker 114 Salt and pepper.

Speaker 109 Yeah.

Speaker 152 Heavy on the pepper.

Speaker 144 And if I'm feeling crazy, like a scallion or like maybe even like a,

Speaker 144 what are those girls in there? Like the little like toasted onion things that they have.

Speaker 147 Like the radish thing.

Speaker 94 Yeah.

Speaker 144 And if I'm feeling like. Cunted, I'm getting, you heard me, a rap.

Speaker 155 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 156 No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 The raps are bad there. but hunter the raps are you had a rap recently yes i went for the first time i was coming out of laiguardia delta lounge

Speaker 1 well no no no not in the state no laardia no no no you're in an airport Well, I was on my way home and I said, you know, I'm feeling a little hungry.

Speaker 49 Hunted.

Speaker 41 I'm going to get a rap.

Speaker 1 I was like, I should, there's a trap right there.

Speaker 84 I feel like I'm seeing a celebrity.

Speaker 1 I should go. I fully walked past it, said, no, I need to like hold out.

Speaker 1 And then I walked back around and said, I'm going to the trapped. It's happening today.
And the tortilla was gross. It was not good.
I did not like it.

Speaker 160 And it was the one in LaGuardia.

Speaker 14 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 74 But the new LaGuardia.

Speaker 156 The new LaGuardia.

Speaker 41 Not the old one. I almost wore my LaGuardia.

Speaker 151 Not the chopped bear.

Speaker 136 So, like, the chopped bear is brand new.

Speaker 144 No, no, no. It's different.
Like, you have to go to like either, there's one in

Speaker 144 the new one in Brooklyn is good, but they're still kind of putting their wheels on. They're getting comfortable.

Speaker 161 Right. They're not perfect.

Speaker 1 Well, I did order two salads and I did like them. I had them subsequent days for lunch because I'm trying to eat healthier.
I just think this, I think my diet is normally olive garden and pasta.

Speaker 133 What do I have in my purse at all times?

Speaker 144 Oh, what's that candy? The fruit, a fruit roll up.

Speaker 74 A fruit, fruit roll up.

Speaker 109 Oh, bless you.

Speaker 162 No, bring that back. In fact, didn't you order?

Speaker 84 Did I order it last night?

Speaker 37 I did order Fruit by the Foot last night. Bring Fruit by the Foot is back in a huge way.

Speaker 120 You have to understand.

Speaker 113 We're watching Real House has a Salt Lake City and Survivor Reality Show Night.

Speaker 80 Last night, Reality TV popped off.

Speaker 11 So we smoked a little bit of reefer, and then Bowen pulls out the MacBook Pro and he says, I'm going to order some snacks.

Speaker 29 You have to imagine my response when I see there's a fruit by the foot by the foot or

Speaker 37 same ConAgra Betty Crocker or something, same imprint.

Speaker 164 Something, yeah, something that like had a box top when I was growing up.

Speaker 158 Something that I could turn in for like points.

Speaker 43 What was the catalog of stuff?

Speaker 110 It was a fruit by the foot and then what else?

Speaker 37 String cheese. I got a little ham and cheese cracker, sort of like adult lunchables thing, basically.

Speaker 29 Like an assortment.

Speaker 98 And then I ordered one thing, which was one

Speaker 167 half pint.

Speaker 9 Was it a half pint?

Speaker 167 A pint of half baked cream.

Speaker 163 One pint of half baked Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

Speaker 9 So then it comes to the apartment.

Speaker 103 We eat the stuff.

Speaker 99 And I finish my ice cream.

Speaker 112 And Bowen turns to me and goes, you ate that whole thing?

Speaker 37 No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 44 And I go, yeah.

Speaker 15 And he literally goes, oh.

Speaker 37 No, I literally, and then I literally tagged that.

Speaker 103 Or are you going to literally say that?

Speaker 37 You literally making me feel bad about it. I was like, honestly impressed.
I was like, wow.

Speaker 41 Wait, but

Speaker 1 why are we in the spin zone? The spin zone.

Speaker 120 This is the spin room.

Speaker 37 I was impressed because you ate the entire pint in literally 15 minutes.

Speaker 140 And what was your impression rooted in?

Speaker 168 Rooted in me.

Speaker 170 Me judgment.

Speaker 134 You didn't think ice cream.

Speaker 84 Let's

Speaker 84 save her ice cream.

Speaker 24 I must savor ice cream.

Speaker 94 So you were saying you were incredulous that I wouldn't save half of it for later.

Speaker 29 And you were impressed that I just allowed myself myself to consume the whole thing.

Speaker 37 Here I thought you would have saved some for me.

Speaker 144 Oh, wow.

Speaker 161 I see what you did there. I see what you're doing.

Speaker 74 You missed it again. He doesn't even believe that.

Speaker 143 No, I definitely believe that.

Speaker 74 No, he does not.

Speaker 147 That is not a thing.

Speaker 72 He didn't want a bite of that.

Speaker 29 I will say, and it's not time for I Don't Think So Honey yet, but the ice cream arrived and it was soup.

Speaker 14 It was melted because the postmates guy had taken the subway.

Speaker 75 He's took the train, which he's allowed to do.

Speaker 84 He's allowed to do it, but it's just hot down there.

Speaker 173 It's hot down there in September.

Speaker 30 What is it?

Speaker 112 September 19th, today, the middle of summer, allegedly out there.

Speaker 49 It is a little.

Speaker 37 Okay, and now this segues nicely into this conversation that has mirrored on our podcast, which is anti-summer with Peyton.

Speaker 109 Right. Thank you.

Speaker 18 The right side of history.

Speaker 37 But Hunter, you did say something in the pod that I... I kind of took issue with, which is you said, well, fall is so obvious.
But I was like, well, what does that make summer?

Speaker 116 Like, summer is obviously.

Speaker 175 No, no, no, no. Okay.

Speaker 136 Please.

Speaker 1 Summer is the underdog.

Speaker 164 She's the queen.

Speaker 121 How is she the queen?

Speaker 74 How do you queen the an underdog?

Speaker 155 No, this is also the wing win.

Speaker 74 There is so.

Speaker 136 Explain yourself.

Speaker 164 Put the guns away.

Speaker 1 I mean, nowhere in America, but my God.

Speaker 147 Okay, this is the thing about summer.

Speaker 1 You look forward to summer. You have a summer fling.
I've never heard of a fall fling.

Speaker 71 Well, you haven't ever heard.

Speaker 136 Winter.

Speaker 170 Clearly, you're...

Speaker 1 You've never listened to Taylor Swift as well.

Speaker 69 Oh my God.

Speaker 92 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 37 Interesting.

Speaker 1 Summer, you have outfits for summer, a swimsuit. Ever heard of it?

Speaker 164 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You go on summer vacation.

Speaker 116 Right.

Speaker 120 Holiday.

Speaker 86 You have never been to an upstate fall vacation like we're going to go on.

Speaker 72 So no, I have allergies.

Speaker 176 I'm sorry.

Speaker 74 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 144 I was betting that was Tino.

Speaker 121 Elwood happened right in front of y'all.

Speaker 154 That was crazy for me.

Speaker 136 That's crazy.

Speaker 37 We're on like the lesbian sort of like shade of the gay sort of color world because we're so tired.

Speaker 97 We're tired.

Speaker 70 And why are we tired?

Speaker 66 Because the summer broke us.

Speaker 147 What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 You don't like putting on like slutty little outfits in the summertime.

Speaker 151 Can I ask you a question?

Speaker 14 It's almost like you don't think fall can be slutty.

Speaker 137 Wow. Wow.

Speaker 136 You don't think fall can be slutty?

Speaker 142 I really don't.

Speaker 17 I feel like the biggest slut in fall because I know I have my looks together.

Speaker 179 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because then you walk in somewhere and it's like, where am I going to put my coat? Where I had a coat taken from me once when I was wearing it.

Speaker 178 Taken from you.

Speaker 140 That feels like reckless behavior.

Speaker 84 Maybe your brain was melted from summer.

Speaker 84 First of all, first of all, first of all, it was April.

Speaker 85 So let's get it correct.

Speaker 120 And I'm talking

Speaker 53 to what's wasted at my birthday party where she wore a Leo shirt to my Torah's birthday.

Speaker 84 Yeah, I don't see a problem.

Speaker 71 I don't see a problem.

Speaker 171 It was nasty behavior.

Speaker 181 It was nasty behavior.

Speaker 109 I can't wear clothes.

Speaker 144 We don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't know, but I'm still, it's a mystery. I'm still trying to solve.

Speaker 29 Now, was it because the coat looked like all other coats?

Speaker 43 No. It was a, in fact,

Speaker 1 it was a nice coat.

Speaker 133 Right, right. And that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 154 How much was it, Hunter?

Speaker 74 She doesn't have to go.

Speaker 158 Don't bring that into a

Speaker 158 corner.

Speaker 142 I do want to know.

Speaker 95 We don't have to know.

Speaker 37 I understand what you're saying, though, which is a coat is a liability.

Speaker 1 Yes. I don't like to go somewhere and have to worry.
I'm just like, I'm have like kids. I have to worry about them.

Speaker 120 Running around.

Speaker 172 You want to know what you get, though, with a coat pockets.

Speaker 176 Pockets can be other people. I have a purse.

Speaker 177 Yeah, but you guys can carry purses.

Speaker 29 Whereas I'm one of those gay guys that's like really slow to like the tiny bag.

Speaker 15 Like, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 102 Like, that was not a natural thing for me.

Speaker 37 Totally. But now I think we've shifted into like, I think the look for all genders is no, no bags, no anything.
You're kind of wrong.

Speaker 37 You're walking around basically naked, but but pure pockets. That's your only storage on your person.

Speaker 1 But I don't like the way pockets look when they're full.

Speaker 1 I'm like a menswear girly where it's like you have to get the pockets sewn because it brings on the whole outfit.

Speaker 144 One more time.

Speaker 171 A menswear girly.

Speaker 69 How do you ever start picking up a cheeky shit?

Speaker 61 And that's on allyship.

Speaker 120 Basically pockets.

Speaker 106 And that's unbelievable.

Speaker 84 Okay, so that's what we need to talk about.

Speaker 144 Being gay in summer is so much harder than being straight in summer because you don't have

Speaker 95 pride.

Speaker 144 Being gay in summer is painful. Okay.
Agonizing.

Speaker 74 Just scheduled a another club train.

Speaker 144 No sleep. Yeah, there's no escaping.
Like, there's no day off. People ask where I am at pride parties because they're looking for your allyship for me and it won't be found.

Speaker 144 Because I'm at Poppy Druisal Colin.

Speaker 1 And then you know, literally, someone asked where I was at a pride party.

Speaker 120 I was like, home.

Speaker 74 Home. Home.

Speaker 134 This is cool.

Speaker 140 Because your summer can continue after that because you're not exhausted.

Speaker 140 That's why you say it could go until October 31st because you're not burnt out June 8th.

Speaker 114 No, no.

Speaker 49 But I have something to help Hunter's taste, which is your summer is purely programmed with weddings and that's exhausting is that so and that's a lot but that's not a drain on you you like that yeah i like wedding too much i'm literally spoiling at everybody no i do that like we should all put our hands down put the guns away bowen is bowen has it

Speaker 1 and done i had a wedding last weekend i have a wedding this weekend

Speaker 110 how do you feel tired yeah but

Speaker 170 I don't know. I like a wedding.

Speaker 1 I love a speech. I love when someone who has never made a creative decision in their entire life has to get up and make 20 in front of a ring full of people.

Speaker 116 I love a wedding speech. You joking?

Speaker 133 It's correct. Yeah.

Speaker 102 And it is, it is like, even if they pick the person to have that role and like because they do that, like if they pick someone like, oh, I picked my friend who's the maid of honor because I know they're a performer, they're a writer, whatever.

Speaker 41 They flop so frequently because it's a different thing.

Speaker 1 Yes, exactly.

Speaker 35 It's like a different rubric.

Speaker 29 Yes, I had to officially at my sister's wedding.

Speaker 81 I was more nervous doing that than I was performing for a crowd of any size.

Speaker 90 Like just this, this wedding.

Speaker 30 It was like, ugh, because you're not in service to yourself.

Speaker 29 You're in service to them.

Speaker 78 You don't really know what they're going to want because they're straight and quiet.

Speaker 149 Have you given a speech at a wedding?

Speaker 73 Yeah. Oh, well, at a rehearsal dinner.

Speaker 120 I had to go. Oh.

Speaker 118 Oh, that's better.

Speaker 1 It was okay, but it was like what you're saying.

Speaker 1 It's really hard because it's like a lot of those speeches just like follow the same cadence of like a little bit of, a little bit of roasting, a little bit of like love-y, a little bit of like random reference from like 15 years ago and you just have to like like i don't know i'm not good at that kind of speech they say open with a local joke that's that's i think that's true of like college tours yeah

Speaker 129 college jokes and weddings open with a local joke no because like everyone's thinking about how they got there or everyone's thinking about like why this space you know what i mean like if it's a lot of college people make a local joke right if it's like to get everyone on board like hey this person did their homework or, hey, this person's one of us.

Speaker 188 Unify your audience.

Speaker 84 Unify the audience

Speaker 71 against the common enemy, the bride.

Speaker 37 But is this why you dislike summer? Or no, is this why you love summer, which is weddings?

Speaker 1 I have weddings all the time.

Speaker 116 Okay. Yeah.
Great. I'm pretty bummed.

Speaker 1 I'm receiving no more.

Speaker 176 Your hands crossed like that.

Speaker 139 I have weddings

Speaker 61 all throughout the year.

Speaker 161 I'm not regular. I do.

Speaker 112 You're like J-Lo in the wedding planner.

Speaker 134 Yes.

Speaker 122 And that she has weddings all year.

Speaker 109 One of her great roles.

Speaker 37 One of her great roles.

Speaker 1 Oh, but Made in Manhattan.

Speaker 189 No, certainly. Made in Manhattan.

Speaker 1 Her popping off her little like hair in Made in Manhattan, so imprinted up here.

Speaker 179 So good.

Speaker 93 Totally.

Speaker 37 I feel like I think the hung up, the substack that Hunter has just dropped, reacting to the lunch that Bennefer went on this past week.

Speaker 37 Can we get your thoughts extemporaneously now with what's going on? Because I think you are our most trusted source in Bennett News.

Speaker 1 I'm reporting live.

Speaker 147 No, okay.

Speaker 120 Joe's there.

Speaker 109 I love that.

Speaker 133 You can see me in the background looking do some shrubs.

Speaker 1 Okay, did you see these photos? Yeah. I, when I see those photos, it looks to me like he is saying, what more do you want from me? What else can I give? I'm here, aren't I?

Speaker 1 It's like, it's very much like indignant, not wanting to be there. But then I was reading from one side, I'll, can I say Benny Medina? Yeah, you're sure.

Speaker 1 Manager, because it was absolutely planted by him that like he's still in love with her, they were kissing, they were hugging, all of this stuff.

Speaker 1 Then, from the other side, every other source is like, No,

Speaker 1 they looked tense, like the photos, even of them in the car together. It's like it's not giving love, it's giving like animosity, it's giving hate.

Speaker 86 The photo of Jennifer Lopez and Matt Damon clutching hands, yeah,

Speaker 37 which was a prayer allegedly.

Speaker 82 That gives to me, looking at that photo, I'm like, oh, they're there, his friend, her ex-husband is in trouble.

Speaker 88 That's what that photo was giving me.

Speaker 86 That was giving Matt being like, I don't know what to do.

Speaker 14 And J-Lo being like,

Speaker 86 I can't know what to do anymore.

Speaker 132 And I think if they're prolonging it, I have a feeling it's because maybe he can't figure out where he's at.

Speaker 100 Because he gives to me Leo Mann.

Speaker 100 I'm looking you in your eyes.

Speaker 144 Look at this Leo man in the room right now.

Speaker 110 Who can't stop getting involved?

Speaker 121 I think that's true. I think that's true.

Speaker 1 It's giving like, hate to see you go, but love to see you walk away.

Speaker 91 Yeah. You know that sexist bomb.

Speaker 109 Oh, fire.

Speaker 144 Need to get involved.

Speaker 69 Oh my god.

Speaker 1 Hajin's favorite photos post-dicking down.

Speaker 144 There's so many good celebrity paparazzi shots in this world, but that one specifically, I'm famously J-Lo hater.

Speaker 109 Yeah.

Speaker 114 And I'll write on that.

Speaker 143 I'll look you in the eye, J-Lo.

Speaker 74 J-Lo's listening.

Speaker 144 And who else, Taylor? So if

Speaker 69 we're going to send each other no all the girls are listening

Speaker 144 right now but when i saw the photo of her grinning ear to ear leaving his apartment and him looking warm out behind her i said oh they're sucking and i know that room is crazy yeah i know i know it smells crazy

Speaker 162 whoo crack a window in fear

Speaker 46 oh wow yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they fucked real do you think that yeah that's probably the craziest celebrity sex i do think brad pitt and Angelina back in the day were destroying whole buildings.

Speaker 140 I think it looked akin to Mr.

Speaker 21 and Mrs.

Speaker 106 Smith.

Speaker 144 I think that's what we want to think.

Speaker 177 And you think it was like

Speaker 144 Angelina Jolie and who is that hot lesbian she dated?

Speaker 144 Or Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton.

Speaker 114 Billy Bob Thornton,

Speaker 150 those are the real ones.

Speaker 70 Well, we've all seen, we've all seen

Speaker 74 a monster's ball.

Speaker 1 A monster's ball. No, that's the San Andreas fault right there.

Speaker 116 That's what created it.

Speaker 38 Oh my God.

Speaker 70 Wow.

Speaker 84 Oh my God. Hunter.

Speaker 120 All I know is.

Speaker 163 So what do you mean?

Speaker 135 They fucked so hard they've created a fault line.

Speaker 176 Like Hunter's sweet little smile after she said I do that.

Speaker 145 I was like, hey, Hunter.

Speaker 133 No, I'm so proud of myself.

Speaker 1 I'm in the room with a Nepo baby.

Speaker 175 An LA native.

Speaker 49 Oh, come on.

Speaker 74 Don't do that. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 If you were born in LA, you're a Nepo baby.

Speaker 14 Do you feel this way? Of course.

Speaker 158 Are you kidding?

Speaker 120 I'm from Orange.

Speaker 105 I'm not afraid of born in LA makes you Nepo.

Speaker 95 Yeah.

Speaker 69 I know.

Speaker 91 I'm going to shout i was born in la i'm not a nemography grew in texas some of us are born in la don't get the privileges oh

Speaker 72 how

Speaker 69 wait i'm gonna say this i'm gonna say this on mic because actually i almost called you out last week because joe so becca producer becca has entered the chat yeah and because you've entered the chat and i'm pointing now

Speaker 100 we were doing our interview with jojo last week yeah i look over over because I'm hearing the sounds of lunch being eaten.

Speaker 136 I look over. Stop it.

Speaker 173 My girl was chowing down on Chick-fil-A.

Speaker 37 She's allowed.

Speaker 134 On Chick-fil-A.

Speaker 74 Stop.

Speaker 177 The producer of Ross Cultureistas.

Speaker 74 Everybody.

Speaker 69 And

Speaker 162 I'm sitting here next to noted Chick-fil-A apologist, Bowen

Speaker 74 herself.

Speaker 103 And this is the accountability episode.

Speaker 114 And that's the title of that.

Speaker 37 Y'all are going to come crawling when I'm an exec at the streaming service.

Speaker 74 Chick-fil-A's.

Speaker 162 Chick-fil-A is doing original content. Yes, you didn't hear this?

Speaker 131 You didn't see this headline?

Speaker 102 You're fucking kidding.

Speaker 37 Chick-fil-A doing a streaming.

Speaker 104 The headline was actually up for this job.

Speaker 37 Wow.

Speaker 189 Is it going to be like conservative media?

Speaker 93 Yeah, totally. It's supposed to be like Hallmark.

Speaker 127 Oh, okay. Family-friendly programming.

Speaker 37 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is terrible.

Speaker 72 Okay, let's see how long that lasts. I'll be really on time for you.

Speaker 74 I really love this. They've got problems for everyone.

Speaker 177 They get like the fucking.

Speaker 154 They're funded by you two.

Speaker 74 I love it. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 70 The third most Emmy nominations.

Speaker 147 Actually, Chick-fil-A would be.

Speaker 120 Excuse me.

Speaker 1 Excuse me. I don't want to hear it.
Okay. I hope they don't use that font.
I hate that font.

Speaker 84 I hate the Chick-fil-A to font.

Speaker 116 That's a bad font.

Speaker 133 Yes. God.

Speaker 191 Well, noted graphic designing legend, you.

Speaker 168 Yeah, I don't love it.

Speaker 99 What chicken place has the best logo?

Speaker 32 Oh, interesting.

Speaker 37 What are our options?

Speaker 89 Popeyes, KF-A, KFC? Chick-fil-A.

Speaker 144 Oh, wait, what about the Kane's? Yeah. Cane's.

Speaker 74 I don't.

Speaker 16 Oh, oh, oh, what's it called? Nando's?

Speaker 37 Nando's has great chicken, a great font, and chicken.

Speaker 37 But I will say, I think Popeyes has the most timeless logo.

Speaker 82 What they don't have is the iconic mascot that Kevin always

Speaker 114 needed.

Speaker 133 The colonel. It stands alone.
Yeah. It stands alone.

Speaker 74 It doesn't need a colonel, doesn't need

Speaker 94 another white man.

Speaker 73 You're so right.

Speaker 74 You're so right.

Speaker 6 Remember when Reba McIntyre was Colonel Sanders for a sec?

Speaker 118 Yeah. No.
Say more.

Speaker 95 You don't remember this? No.

Speaker 104 It was like five years ago.

Speaker 46 It was like a few years ago.

Speaker 37 Yeah, they were like, the colonel's missing. No, they did like a whole bond unveiling, like, oh, this person's the new colonel, like getting us all excited.

Speaker 192 I used to work for KFC at that time.

Speaker 38 And you're eating Chick-fil-A.

Speaker 74 Oh, my God.

Speaker 74 First off, allegiance to nobody.

Speaker 192 So I worked at KFC during this time when they were changing the colonel.

Speaker 16 That was like the campaign.

Speaker 144 Is that the colonel was someone new every few months.

Speaker 74 Right.

Speaker 70 They hired Reba to be the colonel.

Speaker 69 And then they hired

Speaker 91 from

Speaker 192 Rudy or whatever to be the colonel, like that football movie.

Speaker 173 Oh, Sean Aston?

Speaker 75 Yes.

Speaker 74 Sure.

Speaker 69 That was like their big football

Speaker 74 campaign.

Speaker 1 Fall, football season.

Speaker 192 Hired the Terminator to be

Speaker 189 Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Speaker 1 Maybe it was a different robot movie.

Speaker 24 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 18 Point is,

Speaker 186 that they were trying things.

Speaker 35 Yes. They should bring that back.

Speaker 144 Yeah, wait, that's kind of fun, actually.

Speaker 24 I know.

Speaker 35 Wait, I want to be the colonel.

Speaker 159 Let's be the colonel.

Speaker 175 Kind of a high honor.

Speaker 1 Like getting the key to the city.

Speaker 140 Yeah. It's the new Doctor Doctor Who.

Speaker 189 Key to the chicken.

Speaker 74 Key to the chicken.

Speaker 134 Key to the chicken.

Speaker 41 Favorite chicken place.

Speaker 70 Oh, Popeyes. Popeyes.

Speaker 35 Popeyes, of course.

Speaker 146 Thank you.

Speaker 15 You know what?

Speaker 99 I feel like really loyal to KFC because on 14th and 2nd Avenue, right next to where I went to college, sorry.

Speaker 79 Literally right before we got on.

Speaker 78 Hunter was like, we have to talk about the epidemic of people talking about college.

Speaker 49 But are we stepping on the yes? Yes.

Speaker 139 Okay, great.

Speaker 115 So let's speak no more of it.

Speaker 88 I'm just saying there was a KFC near me that was really good to me for a very long time.

Speaker 69 Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 60 that's good.

Speaker 85 Really good to me for a very long time.

Speaker 144 Randomly, though, Popeyes like love Jador, obviously, but really the red beans and rice are what?

Speaker 133 Yeah.

Speaker 61 It's the sides for me that I'm actually like, this is where I'm taking it.

Speaker 194 Yeah, the chicken is good.

Speaker 178 The chicken is good, but the sides are really where it frowns out. Yeah.

Speaker 65 Carrying it.

Speaker 88 The thing is, if you do live in New York, though, like there's so much fast food everywhere that I was never really, I was always going for a Burger King or McDonald's moment because I do think that the nuggets.

Speaker 195 At Burger King?

Speaker 9 Well, the Burger King used to have good nuggets, and then they changed.

Speaker 196 And I don't know why sometimes these people change.

Speaker 90 Yeah.

Speaker 144 Yeah. Wendy's used to have good nuggets too, actually.

Speaker 18 They had an incredible nugget.

Speaker 78 And then it's almost like all the fast food chains tried to copy McDonald's.

Speaker 46 They all became like McDonald's nuggets-esque.

Speaker 41 Oh, like Pink Goo.

Speaker 35 Like Pink Goo.

Speaker 145 Yeah, we've all seen that video.

Speaker 74 Yeah,

Speaker 114 yeah.

Speaker 74 Oh, it's wild.

Speaker 69 It didn't stop anything.

Speaker 84 It's not stopping anything.

Speaker 154 We were like, this is is gross.

Speaker 133 So I'll get a six-piece.

Speaker 139 I'm going to get barbecue sauce.

Speaker 159 I'm like, no one care.

Speaker 17 This is what I want to tell you.

Speaker 90 So we've been on our like Diet Coke kick.

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Speaker 82 As you can see, it's in my hands.

Speaker 9 So I'm at the 7-Eleven just 20 minutes ago before we started thinking I'm going to grab a Diet Coke.

Speaker 138 And then I saw the Slurpee machine.

Speaker 81 So this is always a slippery slope for me because I love Slurpee. If I ever go to the movie theaters, I get Slurpee.

Speaker 9 This is one of the flavors that they had.

Speaker 198 Coke Zero Oreo.

Speaker 74 No. Oh, what? So

Speaker 106 I put my finger under the thing and went

Speaker 122 so I could try a little bit.

Speaker 154 Just raw?

Speaker 74 Raw. Oh, my God.

Speaker 199 I figured there was a cup involved or a tester.

Speaker 113 No, I just go.

Speaker 95 I pulled the lever over my finger and it like ran over my finger.

Speaker 21 And in the middle of New York City, we're on 39th Street and 8th.

Speaker 185 39th and 8th, the most disgusting part of the city.

Speaker 112 I went to 7-Eleven on 39th and 8th, put my finger raw in the slurping machine to try Coke Zero Oreo.

Speaker 145 Yeah.

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Speaker 157 I loved it.

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Speaker 1 Do you watch Mormon Wise?

Speaker 37 I've started to, and I don't think it's for me.

Speaker 116 How far are you?

Speaker 24 Two minutes in.

Speaker 74 Oh, no.

Speaker 178 You haven't seen anything yet.

Speaker 35 Okay, okay.

Speaker 145 I heard it's good. It's so good.

Speaker 74 It's so crazy.

Speaker 144 But I didn't realize, I thought it was going to be a documentary in the way that we would be like watching.

Speaker 217 Right.

Speaker 144 Just like treat it a little bit more like Chimp Crazy or something like that.

Speaker 1 But you thought it was going to be serious?

Speaker 158 You thought it was going to be like

Speaker 199 intentional?

Speaker 1 An exploration, if you will, but it is, it's reality tv yeah yeah i hear that they hook you with the swinger stuff like you think it's gonna be sexier and crazier and then it just ends up being like a pretty facile reality show well the pilot is weird because for the first like even 15 minutes it seems like it's gonna be something one way like about the swingers about like a sort of i don't know like emotional reckoning yeah and then it becomes full bravo i mean in the first episode that's good i can do that though yeah in the first episode it's like this is on a huge spoiler but the the main girl goes on quite a journey through an arrest and a pregnancy like and that's just

Speaker 154 non-abortions sorry no a miscarriage

Speaker 1 oh wow and then someone gets mad at her for talking about the miscarriage well she has the right because for the plain focus for a pulling focus which but that was not okay but that's i know but i'm just saying that i'm giving them a preview that's that's what you should expect i'm interested i'm interested i'm actually on board i mean i love the show that the woman on my shirt is featured on which is the real household of salt lake city this is the sister show to the secret lives of mormon wives yes one of the girls the main girl taylor who you've seen and like she's most of the pilot is about her.

Speaker 1 She was cast, or she was considered for Salt Lake City housewives.

Speaker 1 They said she was, quote, too boring.

Speaker 134 I said, open your eyes.

Speaker 172 Yeah, open your eyes a little bit wider because what's happening over there on this show

Speaker 1 something.

Speaker 194 But only not over Mormonism.

Speaker 144 I feel like it's been a little too heavy on Mormonism. More and more Mormons.

Speaker 85 Like, what about?

Speaker 74 Did you watch the Andrew Garfield site?

Speaker 72 Under the board.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 69 What about Catholics?

Speaker 121 It's actually roller coaster number 80.

Speaker 74 What about Catholics?

Speaker 21 But you know, there's now a new show because they said on Salt Lake City last night, they kept betting to this woman, like Sarah.

Speaker 89 Sarah.

Speaker 17 And the under third was Lisa's realtor.

Speaker 170 And I'm like, why are we, why are we meeting Sam's Realtor?

Speaker 6 And then it was a commercial where it was like, Lisa was like, Sarah, don't you think there's so much amazing real estate happening in Salt Lake?

Speaker 100 I actually do. And that's why.

Speaker 140 And it said, sold on SLC.

Speaker 37 Say that 10 times faster.

Speaker 103 Selling Sunset meets these Mormon girl shows.

Speaker 109 Wow.

Speaker 112 Okay, wait.

Speaker 144 Interesting crossover.

Speaker 37 But this is sort of this thing though. Like, are we not over Mormonism?

Speaker 83 I'm over Mormonism.

Speaker 144 I think we've like had our fair share of. It started with Under the Banner of Heaven.

Speaker 84 Right. Andrew Garfield.

Speaker 114 You were Rob.

Speaker 144 I actually have no idea what happened with his awards, but I love that show. And then all of a sudden, I feel like it kicked off all this Mormonism.

Speaker 144 And I feel like, again, it's distracting from the Catholics, actually, is what I'm landing on. I feel like there's other religions to explore.

Speaker 24 Well, Mormons, I will say.

Speaker 116 Mormonism.

Speaker 37 To generalize about Mormons on this podcast, they are very good at media, I will say, they're good at like getting in there and like, this is our deal.

Speaker 37 Like the billboards they would have, like growing up in Colorado, like they had some good billboards.

Speaker 74 Like, don't think Raycom do like

Speaker 120 what's that?

Speaker 1 Like, everywhere there's like an ad for like, have you met him?

Speaker 18 Like, God. Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Are those Mormons or are those just right?

Speaker 37 Scientologists and Mormons are very good at like marketing.

Speaker 18 Messaging themselves.

Speaker 1 Who has their tree pain? I wonder.

Speaker 35 Oh my God.

Speaker 37 Now, thank God you're back because Hunter is also as obsessed with tree pain as we are.

Speaker 37 How do you feel about Tree Pain, Peyton?

Speaker 144 I'm an ally to the experience.

Speaker 144 I'm a Swifty, so by proxy, I support Hunter.

Speaker 158 But I'm not a Swifty.

Speaker 1 I'm just a Paniac. Paniac.

Speaker 161 That's where we can connect.

Speaker 37 Now, what do you make of her recent? Now, you said

Speaker 37 Tree Pain kind of orchestrated so well this whole Taylor endorsing Kamala thing, like kind of getting past the Britney Mahomes of it all. Yes.
What's your take on recent happenings with Tree?

Speaker 97 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I feel like the Britney Mahomes of it all is like, it's gotten too much. Like she, Tree Payne needs a worthy foe, and that is not Brittany Mahomes.

Speaker 133 I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 And her like Ivanka Trump cosplay and like the Chanel suit she wore like the last game. It was just, it was a nightmare.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But I feel like Tree is playing this pretty well.

Speaker 37 Who is a worthy opponent to Tree Payne?

Speaker 1 I think. I dare not speak their name.

Speaker 95 No, I don't know who it would be.

Speaker 114 I don't know who it would be.

Speaker 74 JLo?

Speaker 55 Well, did you see?

Speaker 1 Benny Medina. Oh,

Speaker 74 no, no.

Speaker 104 Trampane would ruin Benny Medina's life.

Speaker 74 No. Have you?

Speaker 1 Wait, did you watch the documentary?

Speaker 84 Yeah. Did you watch him?

Speaker 74 I watched him watch it again.

Speaker 1 Did you watch him tar down to that exact who was like, it's not a music video?

Speaker 177 It is a feature.

Speaker 15 Yeah, but you know what, though?

Speaker 88 Ultimately, and I say this with all due respect, what was it?

Speaker 9 What was it?

Speaker 26 And I'll say, I will also say, the by far most compelling element of that entire J-Lo project was the documentary.

Speaker 154 Directed by who?

Speaker 1 Directed by Leo Mann. Be careful.

Speaker 37 Ben.

Speaker 1 Ben?

Speaker 1 Yes, he wanted to make us.

Speaker 102 Yes, you said this.

Speaker 19 So it's so crazy that he's depicted in a being like, well, I don't know because you said he was setting up cameras.

Speaker 1 Yes, they have photos. I can't remember this, maybe page six, or they had photos of him setting up cameras and like him framing her show.

Speaker 65 Do you know what the biggest gag is?

Speaker 43 This is the biggest gag.

Speaker 1 He looks amazing in the documentary. No, he's.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 74 He's like the most loving husband.

Speaker 149 He's the most loving husband.

Speaker 154 He's the best part about her.

Speaker 159 Besides her children.

Speaker 159 Ooh, feminism.

Speaker 134 Walking out of the room.

Speaker 69 I don't know.

Speaker 103 I will say, he did come off really well in the documentary.

Speaker 167 The gag is that he and Matt Damon are producers on Kiss I the Spider-Woman.

Speaker 61 Yes.

Speaker 97 Which is going, which I heard, I heard T, that it's good.

Speaker 145 Okay.

Speaker 12 And that she is really good in it.

Speaker 129 And that they think.

Speaker 74 If you're looking for

Speaker 81 the narrative to go, they shot it while they were separating before they got divorced she shot this movie from march to may of this last year wow and so

Speaker 1 yeah yeah well we were watching challengers and she was getting to work

Speaker 19 she was literally doing it and and it was it was like very quiet the fact that they shot it but they literally got it in the can during what if we're to look on paper were the darkest days of their separation.

Speaker 132 And you have to imagine, if that's funneled into the project and this is the, and the narrative is she's coming back and she's able to like capitalize on this, maybe Benny Medina does win after all.

Speaker 144 I mean, I feel like she's always a professional. I will say that.

Speaker 144 It doesn't actually shock me to hear that she would be able to like make it through that experience and still be able to like serve Kunt.

Speaker 144 I'm also just looking at her Instagram and the way that she's handling it alone is kind of... making me stand.
I'm like changing my tune a little bit because I love

Speaker 145 a loud bitch.

Speaker 144 Yeah, you're going to be like, oh, I'm going through a breakup. I'm going to live tweet every moment of it.

Speaker 144 Like, I'm going to take this almost like Tinder-esque selfie where her ass is seen in the mirror and then her face is in the front. That's a real woman.

Speaker 82 It's why a Leo man doesn't stand a chance against a Leo woman.

Speaker 90 That's the real truth.

Speaker 41 That's the truth.

Speaker 18 Hunter, a great wolves within me, yeah.

Speaker 74 Two wolves.

Speaker 144 True. Bisexuality, actually, is what that is.

Speaker 29 And I, I am actually one of those people that believes she should be holding an Oscar in her hand.

Speaker 71 Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 145 For hustlers, I was going to say, can we stage the space?

Speaker 1 Like, that was deserved.

Speaker 9 Because only J-Lo could have done hustlers.

Speaker 74 Yeah. Like,

Speaker 9 lots of ladies would have done Laura Jordan and Marriage Story.

Speaker 129 Not saying she wasn't great in it, but it's like, I just feel like when the role meets the performer in such a way,

Speaker 173 you have to honor that moment. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Did you watch her Netflix doc where she's like sitting in bed

Speaker 1 like crying over not getting an Oscar nomination? Now that was a low moment.

Speaker 178 You have to understand.

Speaker 131 I also subscribe to the newsletter.

Speaker 74 It's fantastic.

Speaker 194 Something you need to know about me.

Speaker 189 I'm also, I'm a J-Lo fan.

Speaker 1 Listen, I love it. I swear I'm blacklisted from it.
No.

Speaker 95 No, i get them like hours later than everyone else no yeah i do it's benny

Speaker 37 j-lo newsletter yes on the j-look i didn't realize i didn't realize this existed she writes it to her jay lovers i mean that's fine for you she writes it to her j lovers

Speaker 37 you're not one of the j lovers yes i'm not wait where's the documentary on this march to may period then coming coming soon because because that's kiss with the spider woman and the separation and met gala which was like the first sign of like oh it's done yeah yes

Speaker 29 amazon prime though soon hopefully i mean that would be a perfect trifecta documentary trifecta which is halftime the greatest love story never told and then whenever this is that's what

Speaker 121 actually would be i call it that would be when capitalism is cool where i'm like wait that would be epic if we actually just turned this into a whole bit it's like everyone's talking about beyonce's trilogy but we need to be talking about the potential for this j-lo trilogy

Speaker 1 is the beyonce trilogy ever happening i mean

Speaker 19 there will be the third album there will be the third album but it's it's it's just just a question of where the visuals are oh I was talking meaning the Netflix thing when she'd like signed a Netflix deal for three productions and one of them was homecoming homecoming and the other two have yet to materialize wow I mean you have to imagine well wait Renaissance is that anything Renaissance was did that count they did the movie it didn't land anywhere and then it didn't did it come out it did it come out anywhere produced it I don't think it was a Netflix production yeah right maybe it was though I don't know I believe that the Beyonce visuals exist and I believe that there's a plan.

Speaker 140 There are some people out there who think

Speaker 88 who doubt that something leaked and it was like, you know, it might not be as much of a grand plan as everyone thinks.

Speaker 43 I'm like, no, even this, I feel like, is a leak because you're talking about someone who is the greatest Virgo of all time.

Speaker 35 The original Virgo.

Speaker 74 Who has done things previously thought that you couldn't execute?

Speaker 145 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 30 And they've been to perfection every single time.

Speaker 144 I don't think there's any way that you or the visuals is the final answer on that exactly no the you or the visuals does not feel like the end of anything no it's the beginning but also i think it's fine to like hear me out like wait like this is just we're edging like i think it's fine that we are you advocating patience yeah okay this is a crazy day this is a crazy i actually changed

Speaker 79 while we have you advocating for patience uh we want to dig a little deeper for you peyton because we have not yet asked you the question hunter Harris has been asked the question: What was the culture that made you say culture was for you?

Speaker 105 Okay.

Speaker 79 But now it's time for you, Peyton Dix, to answer that question.

Speaker 144 Oh my God. The way I was like, oh my God, the item looks so honey already.

Speaker 69 Okay.

Speaker 144 My chest got tight.

Speaker 127 To remind everybody, Hunter's answer, we were recalling

Speaker 37 from when you came on, Aaron Brockovich.

Speaker 41 Aaron Brockovich. Yeah.

Speaker 137 Oh, okay.

Speaker 190 I was thinking about like, okay, then now it can be anything.

Speaker 37 It can be, it doesn't have to be a movie.

Speaker 188 Okay, okay.

Speaker 144 Cause, wow, I have a different answer. I was like in theater camp, Bragg,

Speaker 120 and I remember this girl.

Speaker 144 I was in like maybe middle school and this girl was telling me about how pink got her name. If we all know the lore.

Speaker 75 Alicia Moore.

Speaker 151 Yeah, thank you for calling her by her government name.

Speaker 175 Wait, I've never spelled weird too.

Speaker 198 It's A-L-E-C-I.

Speaker 84 Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 144 Why people are so creative with their names?

Speaker 194 I love it.

Speaker 104 I'm like, oh, what are they going to do next?

Speaker 144 But she got her name because she had friends that were black and had never allegedly seen a white girl's pussy before.

Speaker 199 Can I say pussy?

Speaker 75 Yeah, you can say it. You can say whatever you want.
Great.

Speaker 83 More to come.

Speaker 112 You said cunted earlier, and you're like, can I say pussy?

Speaker 170 And now I'm like, oh, shoot.

Speaker 107 Can I say fuck?

Speaker 67 Both words are bad.

Speaker 158 Wait, Venice. Go on.
Tell the story. I want to hear.

Speaker 18 They hadn't seen a white girl's pussy before.

Speaker 154 Yeah, classic.

Speaker 144 And then she, my down bitch, showed and was like, damn, that's pink.

Speaker 144 And that's how she got her name pink. Seriously, it's true story.
She's like, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 Wait, Shamika said she had potential.

Speaker 200 No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 74 No.

Speaker 74 This looks professional.

Speaker 69 No.

Speaker 134 Sorry.

Speaker 142 I had to.

Speaker 120 It was right there.

Speaker 69 It was right there.

Speaker 65 I put it down so you could pick it up.

Speaker 176 And that's why we wandered together.

Speaker 153 That's why we're going to say this. Wondering how.

Speaker 69 No.

Speaker 74 No.

Speaker 109 Sorry. Oh, my God.

Speaker 161 First screen.

Speaker 165 Wow.

Speaker 121 Whoa, are we getting this? Okay.

Speaker 181 So

Speaker 181 is that really

Speaker 156 where it's true?

Speaker 26 It's true.

Speaker 17 Is that also where the exclamation point came in or was that just fun?

Speaker 69 I think that was fun.

Speaker 194 White people are really creative. And then

Speaker 110 what about exclamation point?

Speaker 175 Yeah, because she's loud.

Speaker 144 And I think like in general, I loved pink and that felt like so shocking for me to hear. And it also was just so much more interesting to me.

Speaker 144 This like era of like white women cosplaying different races.

Speaker 145 Like I loved it.

Speaker 74 I was like, more.

Speaker 19 I'll never forget when There You Go came out.

Speaker 79 And then I saw the video and I was like, huh?

Speaker 144 Her and Gwen Stefani were doing it big and doing it hard.

Speaker 170 We talked about this.

Speaker 144 I think when you're going to culturally appropriate, you got to do it with your chest.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 212 Cuttle to the metal.

Speaker 183 Just

Speaker 153 like I'm like, that's why I'm.

Speaker 75 I heard you guys talking about positions.

Speaker 150 Oh, my God.

Speaker 37 No, and it was, and look, it's a great album.

Speaker 40 It's a, it's a great album.

Speaker 144 It's a black album. It's an R ⁇ D album.

Speaker 149 So is Think You Next.

Speaker 116 So is Think You Next. She was black for a minute.

Speaker 190 That's my black queen when she wants to be.

Speaker 120 When she wants to be.

Speaker 144 I think she's taking time off right now, but that's okay. Like

Speaker 154 arms are open, but she's in the heat.

Speaker 134 She's

Speaker 134 in her image. She's a welcome bag.

Speaker 120 She's in her Imogen Heap.

Speaker 109 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 170 Yeah, which we all get into sometimes.

Speaker 37 Imogen Heap, a creative white name to you?

Speaker 170 Yeah, that's like a verb.

Speaker 161 Like, that's not a name.

Speaker 165 Image.

Speaker 165 It's an action.

Speaker 169 Her last name would be heap is iconic.

Speaker 18 Heap.

Speaker 97 Yeah.

Speaker 110 Wait, is that her legal name? Yeah.

Speaker 18 Imogen.

Speaker 18 Heap.

Speaker 37 Imogen heap.

Speaker 140 I saw her actually at the Greek. It was the transcendental.

Speaker 73 Oh, she's incredible.

Speaker 114 Is she like Irish?

Speaker 111 What would you call Imogen Heap?

Speaker 71 I don't know.

Speaker 177 Can we look that up?

Speaker 15 She's a white creative.

Speaker 14 But she likes just.

Speaker 71 Imogen Heap is a white creative, and that's Hula culture number 50. Imogen Heap is a white creative.

Speaker 144 Is she Irish? No, she's a white creative.

Speaker 74 She's a white creative.

Speaker 133 So she's two, but they're close, so they're neighboring.

Speaker 1 But she is American.

Speaker 136 No, she's British.

Speaker 136 Oh, she's British.

Speaker 165 Okay. Is she British?

Speaker 175 I've no idea. What did you say?

Speaker 1 She's an English musician. So, yes.

Speaker 120 Okay, great. Okay.

Speaker 144 From Essex.

Speaker 183 From Alphabet.

Speaker 74 Okay.

Speaker 69 She's just a young young

Speaker 144 i've left that about her well are you really liked her did you guys have a brat summer would you say yeah uh i always i have a brat lifestyle i think yeah that was embarrassing to unlearn but like every time we record our podcast every monday i come in with like they're like paint needs to drink more water because i've been like hungover for you've been riding hard yeah wait but i will say it's a very brat coded answer to the question which is how pink discovered her name was she showing her pussy to her friends yes yeah and charlie was like oh

Speaker 144 wait and so does this like lump in a bunch of other stuff for you like is it like a queer awakening too for you to like know about this or absolutely not actually that made me less gay hearing that news was like i like closed my legs to that yes yes but i think it just was one maybe a a sexual awakening in general okay great and then leaning into being like oh pink is so fucking cool and iconic.

Speaker 144 I want to be a bad, bad girl.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 37 And has it been a steady love of pink since that time?

Speaker 65 so she's remained she has she really has remained

Speaker 144 despite all odds she's remained it's inclined from the roof and like she's a performer wait the performance oh my god sealed into my brain i

Speaker 145 theater oh wait the glitter yeah

Speaker 153 i'm sorry that was great dance background i'm sorry i don't know if you noticed yeah

Speaker 129 um but the yeah the glitter performance from the grammys and the glitter in the air it was stunning it was one of the first times she did the aerials in like a very public performance way and i think as a result of it being such a beloved performance it then kind of became like her home thing that she's constantly up in the air and spinning and twirling is she ever like two feet on the ground she is but not for long

Speaker 29 like she's airborne if if there's potential for her to be i'm not even kidding shot into the sky right i've sent you the video of her she's gonna start a fight two seconds later she is at the back

Speaker 56 100 feet in the air at the back of the stadium like it's one of the the most incredible things I've ever seen.

Speaker 175 And singing well.

Speaker 144 Yeah. I do feel a little bit of nostalgia for who Pink used to be.

Speaker 144 When she accepted, I think it was, was it a Glad Award when she was like, I'm gay.

Speaker 137 And everyone's roaring applause.

Speaker 212 No, I'm not.

Speaker 69 First off, same.

Speaker 146 First off, me too.

Speaker 144 One time in eighth grade, I said, just kidding, actually.

Speaker 121 Oh, never mind.

Speaker 144 Like, she used to just be so, I guess maybe this is just an extension or an older version of being so out of pocket. And like, it's just in a different way, and it's like 10 feet off the ground.

Speaker 74 You know, it's a little different.

Speaker 37 Her being 10 feet off the ground is her being out of pocket.

Speaker 69 Totally, totally.

Speaker 72 Swinging on the roof.

Speaker 144 But yeah, for some reason, that made me kind of like lock in. Yeah.
Let me get out of theater camp and into

Speaker 84 the streets. The streets.

Speaker 35 Research on my book.

Speaker 144 And in eighth grade, walking out of the theater camp, running down Chevy and Hills on my pussy out.

Speaker 72 Oh my gosh.

Speaker 69 Jesus.

Speaker 144 I love to say things with my chest.

Speaker 72 Yes.

Speaker 19 You have to.

Speaker 189 I feel like Pink would do the same.

Speaker 110 I'm honoring her.

Speaker 17 Pink was one of those girls too.

Speaker 30 Like she had a reputation for like going there.

Speaker 78 And I'll never forget like the back and forth between Pink and Christina Aguilera on their Watch What Happens Lives about who swung on who in a club.

Speaker 99 Pink was like, there was some physical altercation between Christina Aguilera and Pink at some time.

Speaker 191 and then like pink said oh christina swung on me and christina was like why would i swing on her she could kick my ass like i would never do that but like know that neither of them denied that there were end storms

Speaker 37 between pink and christina at a club wow this is the old pop girl beef that we need to now it's all in the business aspect of it yeah and like we needed to be back we need to go back to like a fight broke out at the club the last moment of this was like cardi and nikki i guess yeah but the thing is like it's it's tough though, because, like, yes, I would agree.

Speaker 74 The like litigious nature of it all is like so much uglier and weirder, yeah, and darker, sadder.

Speaker 154 Yeah, it's losing recipes.

Speaker 16 We're losing recipes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 21 But then, I don't want the girls physically fighting, no, I know, but

Speaker 74 I think that's fine.

Speaker 74 No more girls should hit each other.

Speaker 89 You think Sabrina, Sabrina, and Olivia should have like a skinny girl skinny warm.

Speaker 217 Those are children.

Speaker 15 If you're under like five foot two, you can't be like throwing a hand.

Speaker 1 Chapel Rome will beat someone's ass.

Speaker 69 Yeah, I already have a lot of people.

Speaker 61 Theater kids fight, actually.

Speaker 150 That's the whole way.

Speaker 114 100%.

Speaker 97 They fight, they fuck.

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 93 Theater kids be fucking.

Speaker 55 Because they free.

Speaker 24 Because they free.

Speaker 186 Wait, no, but the thing about Chappell that you guys were talking about on your podcast, because you guys had like a real dialogue about Chapel Roan and the like response to everything.

Speaker 173 Yeah.

Speaker 79 Apparently, like, so our friend Dave Mazzoni was on the carpet at the VMAs working for a logo.

Speaker 8 And apparently Chappell hits the carpet and everyone is just like screaming at her because now the photographers know if they fuck with her, she might like

Speaker 177 snap back.

Speaker 110 So, the weird thing about it is like she's low-key matching their energy.

Speaker 29 And he said that she like sprinted over to them at logo and then was just like so nice to them.

Speaker 66 She's like, I just want to talk to you guys, like, because you guys aren't fucking screaming at me.

Speaker 129 Because he was saying that being there watching it, it's very clear that like they are fucking with her.

Speaker 145 Yeah.

Speaker 90 that's yeah yeah that's really shitty that you could like see it happen like there's a clip of her being like no like she tells the guy to shut the up yeah he goes she goes

Speaker 110 up that was us earlier yeah

Speaker 37 but he said it was wild to be there and like watch it and he was like oh no she's like giving it back to them in the way that she gets it worst case scenario she like ends up being speaking of fiona apple she ends up being like a fiona apple kind of person or a d'angelu who's like i'm gonna lock myself in a house for the next decade and not put out music.

Speaker 37 Like, it's like, that's what would be the biggest,

Speaker 37 not the biggest loss, but it would just be like a sad situation that, like, she did, she would not feel like what Adele does.

Speaker 65 Adele, Adele literally being like, You will not see me.

Speaker 69 Yeah, I will not be found.

Speaker 143 Adele can like get lost.

Speaker 108 Like, she really went away from the Taurus love.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, is that what Tauruses do?

Speaker 97 Is that what you do?

Speaker 116 Like, no, but you're Taurus,

Speaker 122 is that what tortoises do?

Speaker 170 Yeah.

Speaker 154 Because didn't you just have a brat lifestyle?

Speaker 74 I just want to record.

Speaker 69 I don't know what that was.

Speaker 144 Most toruses, yeah, but I move different.

Speaker 110 You move different.

Speaker 35 I move different.

Speaker 114 Well, different.

Speaker 105 What is pink astrologically?

Speaker 154 Aries, maybe would be my guess.

Speaker 115 Like astrological stuff.

Speaker 37 Oh, Aries?

Speaker 185 Are you one of those people that can guess?

Speaker 117 I'm a lesbian.

Speaker 70 Guess for me.

Speaker 152 Do y'all have guessing? Or

Speaker 74 for pink? No.

Speaker 35 Yeah, I think I'm curious.

Speaker 1 It's September 8th, so isn't that Virgo?

Speaker 146 Virgo! Oh, yes.

Speaker 74 I don't believe that for her.

Speaker 140 She has to communicate with so many people that have to get her into the sky.

Speaker 109 Yeah.

Speaker 74 She's like, no, this is my body.

Speaker 161 So I missed it.

Speaker 74 She's like, let's make sure.

Speaker 131 Because then did you see that one clip of them getting it wrong?

Speaker 132 And she was like, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 147 And she hit like a

Speaker 84 faker.

Speaker 70 Oh, oh, my God.

Speaker 71 No.

Speaker 71 Oh, my God. Please.

Speaker 175 I will. That performance.

Speaker 71 I felt it.

Speaker 147 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 69 She literally goes, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 189 And she hits.

Speaker 122 She like went, her whole side of her body slammed into like.

Speaker 14 Is it giving? giving and it starts right now.

Speaker 37 Is it giving that? Do you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 116 What is that?

Speaker 37 It's the guy in like the jet pack, the water jetpack.

Speaker 115 He's like, he's like on the news and he's like, and it starts right now. And then he

Speaker 133 dives into the wall.

Speaker 74 I love any video of someone where something suddenly puts them in motion.

Speaker 185 Like, you ever watch a video of like a reporter on like a free fall ride?

Speaker 71 This is so sad,

Speaker 122 but like years ago, I'll never forget, it was Rosie O'Donnell.

Speaker 74 Rosie O'Donnell took the cast of the Drew Carey show, I swear to God, to California Adventure when it had just opened.

Speaker 123 And they had this ride that was like a free-fall drop tower ride that they've since taken down.

Speaker 128 It's no longer there.

Speaker 132 But it's just Rosie O'Donnell and the woman from the Drew Carey show.

Speaker 66 I don't remember her name.

Speaker 187 Mimi.

Speaker 19 No, not Mimi, the other one.

Speaker 132 Oh, the one who was. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 140 But they were like literally having a conversation.

Speaker 110 They're like, where are you from?

Speaker 137 Well, I'm from Long Island. Oh my God, I have cousins from Long Island.

Speaker 75 No, seriously, where are they?

Speaker 71 And then they just shoot into the sky, and Rosie O'Donnell is like,

Speaker 74 and I'm like see this more television like more TV like that

Speaker 84 making people flying projectiles quickly more do you know the two girls that like the one that keeps they get launched and think she keeps passing yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes nothing like that put it into my veins I love videos of people on roller coasters when they don't want to be there I love it I love it I love it I love it it's really beautiful it's one of my favorite experiences is like going to a theme park and being like I'm kind of scared and then everyone's like pay 10 pay and I'm like no I'm scared and they're like pay 10 i'm like okay even though i'm kind of like fine about it yeah i just like i actually just want people to be like you want the drama yeah i want a little like lead up to the moment so that's something about me

Speaker 176 that's my sign and the one you were gonna say is not it okay you saw my mouth start to you said you were starting to say capricorn i was wow i was thinking earth but now i'm thinking he's a he's a crier if that well you're gonna give it away oh sorry sorry sorry um okay cancer feels too on the nose for that then.

Speaker 130 Maybe Pisces?

Speaker 143 Oh.

Speaker 77 The Pisces Rising Pisces cancer moon.

Speaker 175 It's serious. Oh my God.

Speaker 140 People look at my chart.

Speaker 90 People that are in the know look at my chart and they apologize to me.

Speaker 68 Wow.

Speaker 144 It's like every feeling that's ever been felt, you've had it.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 114 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 74 In any given moment. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 170 Like right now you just start weeping.

Speaker 147 Oh, no, I'm not weeping.

Speaker 45 I've actually been really emotional lately.

Speaker 35 That's great. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 15 I think it's good.

Speaker 37 The first real tears I've cried in a long long time was Hunter saying Shamika said she.

Speaker 74 That was pretty legendary.

Speaker 84 That needs to be, that needs to be a TikTok.

Speaker 69 That needs to be a real or whatever. Or whatever.

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Speaker 35 Wow.

Speaker 37 Well, that's also one of my favorite answers in a while.

Speaker 89 Yeah.

Speaker 89 The pink showed her pussy.

Speaker 74 Where did you hear about that?

Speaker 129 Like on an

Speaker 143 theater camp. Oh, a theater curve.

Speaker 159 From the girls.

Speaker 70 From the girls.

Speaker 136 The girls were sort of sitting around.

Speaker 37 And was there an implied like breakaway from theater camp once you found this information? Like you never went back?

Speaker 181 Well, I hated those girls also.

Speaker 74 I was kind of like,

Speaker 144 but I was thankful for the information. And sometimes you get the information from the people you hate.

Speaker 60 And that's like totally.

Speaker 127 Was this the only time going to theater camp?

Speaker 37 Or did you go regularly growing up?

Speaker 97 I frequented.

Speaker 55 You frequented.

Speaker 144 But I actually was only ever really in theater because I was dancing.

Speaker 41 Got it, got it, got it.

Speaker 217 So I was just kind of a five, six, seven, eight girl.

Speaker 121 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 37 So dancers are the perfect vibe of like it's you're not a theater kid necessarily. You just love to like hang out and like move and you love music.
You're you're

Speaker 37 like the vibe with the dancer is

Speaker 37 so ideal because you're not like competitively like rattling off like musical theater facts.

Speaker 37 And that's my one thing with theater kid dumb is that I'm like, okay, like we don't have to be like encyclopedias at each other.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 83 That's my only thing.

Speaker 118 But your theater

Speaker 37 kind of, but like the thing that like put me off of being a theater kid was like, it was just this constant like.

Speaker 144 what I'm in ship about like who did it more and who knew more and like all this stuff that I'm like I hate that I like being proximate to yeah kids and I like being able to talk shit about a community that I'm tangentially a part of.

Speaker 145 Yes. Yes.

Speaker 144 Like that feels like a kind of, I don't know, does that make me

Speaker 194 a minority?

Speaker 74 Not being black or being gay, but being a dancer.

Speaker 74 I'm being a dancer in a theater community.

Speaker 120 A minority.

Speaker 153 So what I'm coming out is being a minority.

Speaker 74 I totally totally.

Speaker 177 You boil it down to theater kid.

Speaker 103 You can boil it down to what?

Speaker 37 Like my vibe?

Speaker 6 Yeah, back then.

Speaker 37 Oh, like, back then, it was like, I'm sorry to say, improv kid. Improve kid.
This was like theater was just a means to like

Speaker 41 get into like the improv group.

Speaker 188 Sports kid.

Speaker 149 Yeah. You're a sports kid too.
What's sports?

Speaker 138 Hardcore cross-country and track. And then before that, baseball and soccer and basketball, like always a three-sport athlete because I had a coach dad.

Speaker 138 So that will sort of dictate what your activities are, especially growing up on Long Island.

Speaker 74 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Distance running.

Speaker 88 Wow, I had a 436 mile when I was in high school.

Speaker 1 Wow, oh my goodness, that's good.

Speaker 81 I was that

Speaker 85 dedicated girl who was like not cool about it.

Speaker 191 In fact, at the straight wedding, I was just that last week. The guy who was no, I was number one on my track on my cross-country team, and then number two was there.

Speaker 219 And he was like, We were like jamming out.

Speaker 17 And I remember I was such like a in high school, I was so like, Why are you smoking weed?

Speaker 129 And then, because I remember at the time way back in high school he was like you're so he's like he's like I don't know why you're like this you know what's gonna happen you're gonna become the biggest donor out of all of us and then look at that pint of jam

Speaker 43 cut to now Bowen Yang says you finished the whole thing no no no

Speaker 158 but how would you boil your identity down back then I was writer girl writer girl yes oh my gosh no no

Speaker 1 no no no not the other course I was just a writer I went to Italy when I was in third grade and i came back and said i'm gonna make a newspaper for a class so i can tell everyone about my trip oh and educate and educate them all it's alarming you weren't bullied

Speaker 158 mr worldwide i was like i went to italy and she wants to come tell us in oklahoma about i'd stop this i'd be like are you joking no i i everything every year i wrote something i was always a writer Was newspaper like the first thing of many?

Speaker 92 Like, were you Tumblr girl?

Speaker 1 I was a Tumblr girl.

Speaker 165 Okay.

Speaker 1 I wanted to be a novelist when I was like younger. I would like fake write books all the time.

Speaker 1 And then I eventually fake wrote screenplays because I wanted to write a screenplay for Daniel Radcliffe and I to fall in love.

Speaker 109 Oh my God.

Speaker 158 Thank you.

Speaker 1 And then, yeah, then I wrote it for the high school paper to meet boys.

Speaker 155 Yeah.

Speaker 155 Yeah.

Speaker 18 To meet boys? To meet boys.

Speaker 1 So interview them.

Speaker 69 Oh.

Speaker 142 Slut.

Speaker 70 Oh, my God.

Speaker 75 So you would be like, I'm really doing a big piece for the school paper.

Speaker 97 Can I interview you?

Speaker 1 Absolutely. I did a whole thing on the football team.

Speaker 170 With each member.

Speaker 1 That was part of it. I had to interview them all.

Speaker 37 And it were you portrayed?

Speaker 120 I'm not going to say. Oh, what are you talking about?

Speaker 93 It's high school.

Speaker 71 You can't pull back the curtain on whether or not your grand plan worked on high school.

Speaker 199 It did work.

Speaker 35 It did work. There you go.

Speaker 69 Great. There you go.

Speaker 134 And then, oh, wait.

Speaker 1 And then it comes full circle because then I wrote for the college paper where I brought her in.

Speaker 137 Oh!

Speaker 149 That was our first time working together.

Speaker 130 Yeah. First collab.

Speaker 116 Yeah. Well.

Speaker 74 First collab.

Speaker 144 We needed needed a, I know, it was being the one

Speaker 144 college. That was our first collab.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 But what was Emerson like?

Speaker 106 It's supposed to be a fun.

Speaker 21 Not, I know you don't want to talk about college.

Speaker 120 It's supposed to fun.

Speaker 191 I toured Emerson, and their number one thing they kept saying was Jay Leno went here.

Speaker 132 They couldn't stop talking about it.

Speaker 37 Well, they love to brag about the comedians for sure.

Speaker 156 They do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 It was either Jay Leno. They'd always talk about Jennifer Coolidge, too.

Speaker 71 Yeah, and the show.

Speaker 1 And the gay show, the show.

Speaker 178 Friends.

Speaker 74 No, not that.

Speaker 147 The gay show, friends.

Speaker 134 Phoebe says,

Speaker 176 Grace, Grace.

Speaker 70 Oh, well, Grace.

Speaker 144 Started their film there, something.

Speaker 136 So

Speaker 133 yeah, was it the director or something went there?

Speaker 144 I think so. One of the sets was in our something like that.

Speaker 1 That alumni office worker is like digging their heels, digging their

Speaker 74 nails in. I don't know.

Speaker 191 Okay, so not what was college and Emerson like, but did you enjoy Boston or were you like, fuck.

Speaker 149 I'm a celebrity, get me out of there.

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 144 I don't think anyone enjoys enjoys Boston.

Speaker 84 I love

Speaker 74 it.

Speaker 177 I go there.

Speaker 98 I go there to tour, and they're some of my best audiences.

Speaker 1 So, you love Boston, but hate Ben Affleck.

Speaker 74 I just want to make sure I have that correct.

Speaker 220 First of all, I didn't say I hate Ben Affleck.

Speaker 186 I said I have Ben Affleck's number.

Speaker 143 I don't hate Ben Affleck.

Speaker 70 Wait, hold on.

Speaker 71 No, I get it.

Speaker 110 I'm so sorry to meet you.

Speaker 84 I hear you.

Speaker 186 I feel like I understand Ben Affleck's deal.

Speaker 220 I don't hate Ben Affleck. I have empathy for Ben Affleck.

Speaker 90 I don't think he should be dating these emotionally like deck of cards-esque women because

Speaker 30 I think he should know himself the way I feel I know him.

Speaker 18 And then he wouldn't hurt so many women.

Speaker 1 I also, I need to save space for emotionally deck of cards women.

Speaker 84 Emotionally deck of cards.

Speaker 190 Yeah, thanks for watching.

Speaker 144 I identify, actually, thank you.

Speaker 171 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 94 I told you all about my now.

Speaker 144 I understand that you are water sign-coded.

Speaker 115 Yeah.

Speaker 144 I'm actually really true to the soul. Thank you.
The thing is, I feel like every sign, people just say, oh, Leo's love, but Leo, men.

Speaker 85 Virgo's love, but Virgo, men.

Speaker 144 No, it's, so there's a common denominator. Men.

Speaker 133 Right.

Speaker 188 So that's where I kind of say, okay, so men are trash.

Speaker 24 Right.

Speaker 37 Like, you guys had, um, oh, that astrologist, the astrologer, I'm Issa. Issa, yeah.
Yes, Issa Anan. She was like, oh, it's astrology's pattern recognition.

Speaker 37 But it's like, well, the ultimate pattern recognition is gendered. It's like men act a certain way and women act a certain way.
If, I mean, I'm being, I'm like bastardizing the whole like concept.

Speaker 9 No, but I think that that is what happens.

Speaker 18 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 128 It's just like, but of course, Capricorn man.

Speaker 143 Right, right, right, right, right, right.

Speaker 144 Like, everyone does it with every sign. So then I've just, let's, like, stop bullshitting each other and just say what it is.
Sure.

Speaker 114 Yeah, which women are tough.

Speaker 19 The thing that, like, I was reading about Aquarius men in the wake of something, and it's like, well, you know, they'll often just like, they march to the beat of their own drummer.

Speaker 172 And like, they'll do whatever. I'm like, that's like a box.

Speaker 79 That's like a funny, interesting way of saying they'll do whatever it is the fuck they want to do.

Speaker 118 Yeah.

Speaker 74 You know what I mean?

Speaker 134 Yeah. Well, it's just like they're off the way terrorizing.

Speaker 69 They're off the beat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 144 Like, you know, like, the terror is just different different by the sign, but it's still, like, terrorizing. Yeah.

Speaker 177 They zig when you're supposed to zag.

Speaker 144 A kept romance, like, oh, he's going to tell you, like, why he hates you.

Speaker 69 Like, why not watch that?

Speaker 74 He's going to amuse you emotionally.

Speaker 116 Yeah. For sure, for sure.

Speaker 37 Hunter current feelings about Daniel Radcliffe. Like, is it still like, do you still hold a torch?

Speaker 175 No. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 134 That's good.

Speaker 116 That's healthy.

Speaker 1 No, I can't do the Harry Potter thing.

Speaker 171 Yeah. It's like, but I feel like he's past that now.

Speaker 165 No, no, I'm, I, yeah.

Speaker 1 I think he's past Harry Potter, but I'm just saying in general, it's just like, it reminds me too much of like that era.

Speaker 18 Totally.

Speaker 37 It's nice when you like grow up and are like, I don't know why I was in love with ex-celebrity or why celebrity or any person really.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 90 I used to have a crush on Rupert Grint.

Speaker 137 Me too.

Speaker 120 Oh, wow. I thought he was so hot.

Speaker 46 And it's so crazy because when you're reading the books, you don't have a crush on Ron.

Speaker 18 You know what I mean?

Speaker 129 You're never creating a Ron in your head that's hot.

Speaker 8 And then for some reason, that Grint.

Speaker 144 But honestly, it was like really Malfoy at the end of the day.

Speaker 37 Yeah, unfortunately.

Speaker 144 Really Malfoy down.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was really, what's his name? The guy from Adam's Dinner.

Speaker 155 Oh, oh, my God.

Speaker 69 Oh, you're talking about

Speaker 67 what is his name Alfred something?

Speaker 149 Yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Alfred Enoch.

Speaker 74 Alfred Enoch. Yes,

Speaker 29 he was the lead of How to Get Away with Murder.

Speaker 61 And then Spoiler dies at the end of the spot.

Speaker 124 Right, right, right, right, right.

Speaker 123 Why did I spoil?

Speaker 136 Were you upset?

Speaker 1 That can't be a spoiler.

Speaker 175 If you get your nails done, you know what happens in the end of that movie.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's like

Speaker 1 it's playing at every nail salon, I feel too.

Speaker 9 Wait, how to get away with murder? It's playing at every nail salon.

Speaker 1 I feel like it was, it was playing at one I just went to the other day.

Speaker 174 Just they were just playing how to get away with murder?

Speaker 116 Yes.

Speaker 136 Oh my gosh.

Speaker 90 I'll never forget the pilot of that show when she turned around from that chalkboard and said, how to get away with murder.

Speaker 17 And I was like, this is what you chose to do.

Speaker 198 And I'm so thrilled about it.

Speaker 74 Thank God.

Speaker 173 With all your power, you said, I want to do this.

Speaker 24 How long was she at that show?

Speaker 109 A long time.

Speaker 177 Didn't it go for like six seasons?

Speaker 149 Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 37 But she was with it the whole time?

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 116 Good for her. Yeah.

Speaker 37 She just respects the work.

Speaker 37 Yes. No matter where it comes from.

Speaker 144 And no matter what it is.

Speaker 74 No matter what it is.

Speaker 109 Period.

Speaker 82 Sometimes I will be floored when I realize like someone is doing something.

Speaker 98 I'm like, wow, they really wanted to work.

Speaker 24 Sure.

Speaker 37 But sometimes I am floored by like what people love and are obsessed with. Like the fact that Jayla threw a Bridgerton party is crazy to me.
Yeah.

Speaker 137 But also

Speaker 134 she's America's most famous basic woman.

Speaker 160 To me, that was the big takeaway.

Speaker 1 She's America's most famous, basic woman.

Speaker 174 Don't talk to me about Taylor Swift.

Speaker 145 No, you're going to lose.

Speaker 84 I'm going to lose on the other side.

Speaker 71 Here's what I think.

Speaker 29 I think that J-Lo cosplays as someone that's not as basic as she is.

Speaker 9 But then, why is everything cream?

Speaker 44 Oh, my God.

Speaker 165 And her affinity for hats.

Speaker 18 Why is everything cream?

Speaker 116 What's with all the hats?

Speaker 29 What's with the getting married to Mark Anthony?

Speaker 1 That's basic.

Speaker 20 He's the light FM, the man.

Speaker 189 You keep pushing me.

Speaker 136 I'm sorry.

Speaker 221 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 221 I'm so sorry.

Speaker 161 I'm so sorry.

Speaker 44 I'm like, I'm just.

Speaker 194 I didn't notice you that.

Speaker 142 I thought I was just really getting it.

Speaker 84 I thought you were just going to be moved for a moment.

Speaker 121 I'm leaning in.

Speaker 109 I'm leaning in.

Speaker 37 Wait, you guys are saying Sabrina Carpenter makes music for straight women. I think Jayla makes music for straight women.

Speaker 133 Oh, Jayla makes music for her.

Speaker 154 Did you listen to the album?

Speaker 74 I just listened in for who? Sorry.

Speaker 1 I listened and I did like two songs, but

Speaker 115 no, was that album was really bad there was one song that i liked

Speaker 176 this time around can you this time around

Speaker 41 i'm not gonna do it justice okay okay fair but we but maybe we i need to give it one more

Speaker 120 save me

Speaker 134 now

Speaker 183 that one at least had something because it was like something you could latch on to

Speaker 46 yeah i just felt like you know Remember when she released On the Floor?

Speaker 198 Like, that was cool.

Speaker 170 Things were different.

Speaker 151 Yeah.

Speaker 213 Things were different.

Speaker 69 different.

Speaker 98 Well, I'll never forget when this is actually way before you were on SNL.

Speaker 18 This is so random, but my best friend from high school, Kenny and I, we would dream about one day going to Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 79 Like, and we found out that the way you get tickets is you have to send in for the lottery during the month of August.

Speaker 132 And they'll give you a random date, like two tickets, and you can either...

Speaker 15 take that date or you don't go like you don't get to pick it's it's like a really intense it's really really really rare that you get it we got got it like really

Speaker 47 we would do it every year, and then Kenny won it one year.

Speaker 25 Wow.

Speaker 29 And it was host and musical guest, J-Lo.

Speaker 41 Wow.

Speaker 1 Was this during the I Love You Poppy era?

Speaker 17 This was.

Speaker 29 Okay, so she was releasing an album called Love Question Mark.

Speaker 115 Yes, yes.

Speaker 37 And this was on the floor.

Speaker 135 This is the on the floor.

Speaker 29 But this was before they put the dance stuff on it. So she did two ballads called Starting Over and Until It Beats No More.

Speaker 167 I'm telling you, she sang.

Speaker 200 She sang two ballads.

Speaker 109 There was an acoustic guitar on stage next to her and you i'm telling you i'm i'm this footage is out there

Speaker 26 and i remember turning to kenny and being like i thought she was pretty good and he was like i mean yeah she was she's good and i was like kenny didn't like it no and that's what i'm saying is just like who is she but i will say it was at that period of time where so and kenny is a straight man so there was definitely the energy of that ass though you know what i mean like it doesn't it definitely doesn't lie and it's an absolute treasure.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 185 But her sketch comedy was pretty good.

Speaker 37 No, she's really, she's a really good host.

Speaker 191 But it was weird because all of a sudden, after that, like, I was like, oh, On the Floor came out.

Speaker 128 And I was like, this is a pivot.

Speaker 56 The music was not.

Speaker 9 They did not want what would ultimately be the type of genre she did on

Speaker 67 This Is Me Now. Right.

Speaker 65 She has wanted to do that for a long time.

Speaker 46 Like, I think she's wanted to give, like, this is music that I really feel from my heart and my emotions.

Speaker 115 Okay, Joanne.

Speaker 69 Wait,

Speaker 144 I like don't like when artists do what they want to be doing.

Speaker 143 Like, I want to do it.

Speaker 212 In fact, you said you're going to do it.

Speaker 158 Don't get into the sweatshop and make it.

Speaker 144 Get into the heart factory and get to more of it.

Speaker 142 Like, that's not what we want from you.

Speaker 1 And yet, you like Chapel Roan and you really defend her.

Speaker 144 Okay, but I think she's giving us what we want, though.

Speaker 74 And what she wants to do.

Speaker 133 Yeah, it just happens to be a little drama.

Speaker 133 Okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 116 Okay.

Speaker 144 So happy medium for her.

Speaker 145 But yeah,

Speaker 144 you guys, we're gonna steal from a again.

Speaker 99 You guys are making great points about like how Chapel Roan sings with her chest.

Speaker 77 She doesn't just say what she feels with her chest, but she also sings with her chest.

Speaker 8 And it has been nice.

Speaker 87 It has been nice to have someone really coming out here and giving me full belt.

Speaker 177 A belt. Yeah.

Speaker 88 I do think the musical moment of the year is the end of the Good Luck, Good Luck Bridge.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 143 It is the musical event of the year.

Speaker 169 Period.

Speaker 37 One more thing about Jayla, though, is that I do think she is.

Speaker 37 She has this like pincushion quality to her where it's like we all want to like get in there and like no one will let her like do the things she wants to do and people like pick on her in this way like like in the way that we might even be doing now and it's totally fine i just think like even like the io moment on the podcast like io talking about jlo in that way and then having it like kind of rear its head again when they were like sharing a space at snl it's like there is a quality about jlo that we were like we kind of love to make fun of her not make fun of her we love to like pick it apart she works so hard

Speaker 18 to be as famous as she is

Speaker 140 and and you have to remember like that's okay it's okay to for someone to sweat like that right yeah but what i'm saying is if you're gonna be out here sweating like that you're gonna have commentary on you totally and then to be like arms folded well i didn't like that comment when you not only you're yes you are so gifted so talented whatever but you're also like so

Speaker 95 you you work so hard for people to talk about you like this then you can't be irritated when people people talk about you like this.

Speaker 93 Totally, totally.

Speaker 1 I think that's true. But I mean, that being said, I think the IO thing was such a specific moment of like J-Lo actually reacting.
And what I felt was a cruel way, but like usually she does take it.

Speaker 74 Like usually she's not super reactive.

Speaker 1 But I think in this one instance, she was like, I think she, she gave an interview where she was like, well, people said, you know, everyone says something they're 20 or it was something that I just felt like was very

Speaker 1 disingenuous. Because like, Jaylo, when you were 20, you were saying the N-word

Speaker 35 in music. We all listened.

Speaker 95 We remember the song.

Speaker 133 Let's be serious.

Speaker 144 I also think it's fine to make fun of hot people.

Speaker 61 Like, that's what they're good for.

Speaker 55 Like, oh, you can't take it.

Speaker 148 Look at your abs.

Speaker 154 You can take it. At 50, whatever.

Speaker 190 Look at your ass.

Speaker 144 You can take it. Okay.

Speaker 109 You've got that. Yeah.

Speaker 144 I would be like, if that was me, I'd be like, fuck him.

Speaker 109 Anyway.

Speaker 70 And Taylor wants to be talked about.

Speaker 154 I think.

Speaker 1 She is, you know, I think she like wants to be a singer, but she is ultimately like. a superstar.
Like she's so good at being famous.

Speaker 1 She's so like Bridgeton birthday. Come on, be serious.

Speaker 69 She's so funny.

Speaker 1 She's naturally. She's the a Kamala Harris of Pop Girls.

Speaker 134 Pop girls.

Speaker 146 She's naturally a comedian.

Speaker 74 That's huge.

Speaker 29 You know what we've lost, which is actually, I think, the best Kamala meme ever.

Speaker 163 Can someone turn that up?

Speaker 127 Which is one of the classics.

Speaker 71 Can someone turn that up?

Speaker 187 Is, I think, my favorite thing we have.

Speaker 37 Did she say those words in that moment?

Speaker 95 I don't know.

Speaker 74 I don't know where it came from.

Speaker 1 I just like the fact i like not knowing any of them in context i don't want the context for any of them i just like them as standalone what's your favorite compliment don't choose mine i have a new favorite which is not that it's recent sorry not to cut into your no no no wait well what's yours yeah what's yours

Speaker 1 okay so there's some teachings that need to happen

Speaker 150 so many times

Speaker 199 you're gonna say that to me every week the way she just moves her she's like oh

Speaker 144 the children were left behind that day okay wait randomly new favorite it was not gonna be the one i was originally going to say, but the wheels on the bus go round and round.

Speaker 130 Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 144 June. And like skipping and hopping.

Speaker 154 I was like, oh, she is on some good SSR.

Speaker 150 Yes. Oh, my God.

Speaker 144 I want to be softbrained like that.

Speaker 83 Like, that's how I want to live my life.

Speaker 106 It's a softbrain quality. What about you? I mean, I think,

Speaker 49 can someone turn that up?

Speaker 185 But in terms of what she has said,

Speaker 65 I do love Unburdened.

Speaker 132 Unburdened is

Speaker 83 what has been.

Speaker 152 The physicality to that one, too, is also really good.

Speaker 154 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 129 And I just love anyone that repeats something a million times.

Speaker 87 Like, I recently did watch the There Can Be 100 People in a Room super.

Speaker 127 It's performance art.

Speaker 37 It's one of our best moments in press ever.

Speaker 79 What is your favorite combo?

Speaker 37 It's, it can be subbed out for something else, but it's.

Speaker 60 I love good news.

Speaker 133 I just love Gen Z News.

Speaker 147 Yes.

Speaker 120 I love Gen Z.

Speaker 150 I just love Lamb.

Speaker 69 Gen Z.

Speaker 55 I love Gen Z.

Speaker 74 Love Lam Z.

Speaker 37 So there you go.

Speaker 94 President.

Speaker 74 Let's president. President.
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Speaker 18 President the house down.

Speaker 37 Let's move on to. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 168 This is our segment where we take one minute to really get something in culture.

Speaker 37 Matt and I will go first. Matt, do you have something?

Speaker 18 I have something.

Speaker 37 It's kind of, it's, it might not totally land, which is not unusual for me, but I have something.

Speaker 36 Why don't you go first then?

Speaker 21 Because I'm actually struggling to stop.

Speaker 123 Okay, great.

Speaker 90 Greg, great, great.

Speaker 29 Okay, so this is going to be Bowen Yang's.

Speaker 99 I don't think so, honey, on this episode, and his time starts now.

Speaker 37 I don't think so, honey, hovering or just like pacing around. Like, stay the fuck put.
I was on a plane. The people who hover by the bathroom, you need to stop.

Speaker 95 You need to plant your feet, feel your feet, stay in one place.

Speaker 106 My just knocked my mic down.

Speaker 37 What is this thing with hovering? I need you to be still.

Speaker 122 Do you know what I did?

Speaker 122 Do I

Speaker 200 am making any sense? I think you're still here.

Speaker 37 Sometimes I'm sitting next to my good sister, my friend, and he paces every now and then.

Speaker 37 And I think we all need to, and this is not, I'm not, I'm not targeting you.

Speaker 37 I'm saying there's a, there's a thing happening in the culture right now where people love to hover around folks or around a door or just are not being spatially considerate.

Speaker 37 And hovering is usually not convenient for anyone else but you.

Speaker 37 why are you hovering sit down plant your feet feel your feet feel the weight of your body on the surface that you're making contact with i don't think so any hovering you are not a saucer five seconds a ufo you do not get you you you are not levitating you must plant your feet firmly where you stand that's one minute don't ever tell me how to move

Speaker 170 if you ever tell me how to move again her body her choice okay

Speaker 94 no i am i'm definitely a pacer i'm just

Speaker 37 and i i understand pacing, but there's a difference between pacing and hovering.

Speaker 18 Like this whole like airplane door thing.

Speaker 95 The plane door thing. I'm like, that's crazy.

Speaker 35 Stop. Yeah.

Speaker 24 Stand there and wait.

Speaker 53 So you're in row like 38 being like immediately up.

Speaker 109 Like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 74 No, come on.

Speaker 6 Okay, wait.

Speaker 132 Now I have my, I don't think so.

Speaker 37 Okay, this is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so anymore.

Speaker 140 I don't think so, honey, the words feel free to roam about the cabin.

Speaker 110 First of all, feel free to roam about the cabin.

Speaker 185 How about everyone just sits in their seat for the what?

Speaker 70 Even if it's a long flight it's not long enough where you need to get up and roam about the cabin the word roam excuse me no if you want to stretch your legs it's one thing you want to get up and stretch and walk around to make sure you don't your bio parts don't fall asleep that's one thing feel free to roam about the cabin i'm here too and then it's going to become a thing where you're standing over me 30 seconds i can't tell you where because then what you've done is you've given them the freedom to roam they can feel free and they can feel free to roam right above me and then it becomes a and Yang situation where he's like, Why are you standing over me?

Speaker 144 Why are you standing by the bathroom?

Speaker 140 Because guess where they're gonna roam?

Speaker 112 Where there's room around the bathroom.

Speaker 185 Guess who maybe needs to go to the bathroom?

Speaker 113 Everyone else, normal people who don't roam about the cabin.

Speaker 162 And trust me, I'm someone who gets restless leg.

Speaker 15 I have ADHD self-diagnosed.

Speaker 70 I have to have a roam too, but not about the cabin on the plane.

Speaker 37 I don't think so.

Speaker 203 And that's one minute.

Speaker 84 Thank you.

Speaker 140 As someone self-diagnosed ADHD,

Speaker 122 I understand that you have to get up and move.

Speaker 132 Yes.

Speaker 185 But not around the cabin.

Speaker 74 No.

Speaker 144 Wait, that's like so good. That's like one of those things you really never think about, but there are roamers.

Speaker 110 There's roamers.

Speaker 84 People love to roam about it.

Speaker 1 And they're always being nosy.

Speaker 116 They're always trying to see what you're looking at, trying to see what you're watching, trying to see what you're doing.

Speaker 109 Can I be stretching?

Speaker 144 I've seen stretching and I've witnessed it and I can't.

Speaker 74 We can't full-on stretching.

Speaker 29 We're still on the same page about how you behave in an airplane.

Speaker 17 Because I'll also tell you this.

Speaker 166 What really bothers me is when the plane is landing and you're in an aisle seat and they won't pull up the window.

Speaker 128 The person in the window seat won't pull the window so you can't see when it lands.

Speaker 120 Because the moment of a plane landing can be so jarring.

Speaker 37 No, but oh, and you would, and you would rather get a visual on when the plane is landing, the windows are up.

Speaker 15 We all need to see.

Speaker 37 We need to have.

Speaker 19 Oh my God, you don't agree.

Speaker 37 No, no, I'm not. I do agree.
I think there should be like a class in the third grade for all children across the world

Speaker 127 about how to behave on an airplane.

Speaker 134 I think that's very true.

Speaker 1 That being said, I think if it's a dark flight, an early flight, it's dark outside, the shades need to be closed.

Speaker 131 That's fine.

Speaker 181 The shades need to be closed.

Speaker 149 Honestly, the shades need to be closed.

Speaker 9 I'm reasonable. I'm a reasonable person.

Speaker 104 But what I'm saying is when we're all going to land,

Speaker 66 why wouldn't you want everyone around you to have an awareness of when a large sound and movement is going to happen?

Speaker 29 I don't want someone to, you know, be next to me, unaware that we're landing. And then when we feel the jostle, do something crazy.

Speaker 144 I guess it's never subtle when you land. Like it always is like a shake.
Like it's never smooth.

Speaker 9 Sometimes, I mean, I've been on some flights where it lands and you're like, that can't have been right.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 142 That's so often, actually.

Speaker 162 Have you often?

Speaker 92 Have you ever

Speaker 90 really felt one wheel hit the ground and then the other wheel hit the ground?

Speaker 136 Were you on spirit?

Speaker 165 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 I do think the European airlines, they'll make you open the shades before you land.

Speaker 41 Yeah, and I appreciate it.

Speaker 74 I appreciate it.

Speaker 122 Delta doesn't make you do that.

Speaker 15 Delta is very, like, choose your own energy.

Speaker 195 It's very feel-free.

Speaker 35 Yeah. Very feel-free to roam about the cabin.

Speaker 85 I'm telling you, these words are harmful and we're going to regret them.

Speaker 65 Okay.

Speaker 103 Because someone's going to feel too free.

Speaker 115 Yeah.

Speaker 37 I think we've all felt too free.

Speaker 84 People already

Speaker 1 feel too free when they like walk around the cabin like barefoot. Barefoot.

Speaker 178 It's too much. Yeah.
It's too much.

Speaker 84 It's only a class.

Speaker 26 But there should be classes on how to like, how to fly.

Speaker 144 Even though we talk about this all the time, The sexiest thing someone can do is getting through security just seamlessly.

Speaker 74 Oof.

Speaker 143 Don't do it. Okay.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 158 No, we're in press for time.

Speaker 134 Yeah, we're pressing.

Speaker 72 Wait, what happened?

Speaker 143 Are you guys, did you guys get into it?

Speaker 72 Are you traveling at the airport?

Speaker 74 No.

Speaker 158 We all say we're in different lines.

Speaker 69 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Imagine that was like classes.

Speaker 74 Well,

Speaker 9 this one's global entry.

Speaker 55 Well, yeah, that's

Speaker 55 a good thing.

Speaker 68 No, that's what you should be doing.

Speaker 74 I don't have it.

Speaker 37 excuse me there's a class war happening here actor no okay hunter do you want to first uh sure okay no i want to hear yours i want to hear okay yeah okay okay because you've done it before yeah payton said it before payton's gonna close is gonna bring us out this is peyton dix's i don't think so honey you ready and her time starts now i don't think so honey standing on business

Speaker 110 i think we should sit maybe

Speaker 144 lie down maybe step on business and then immediately step off of it i think we need more wishy-washy representation. I think you actually don't need to be 10 toes on anything.
I think it's fine.

Speaker 15 It's a big, it's a tall order.

Speaker 144 I think you'd be like five toes or two big toes.

Speaker 144 Like, I think standing on business is actually, if you think about it, just an extension of capitalism.

Speaker 133 Yeah.

Speaker 74 So you're really pro the man.

Speaker 1 You're cogging the machine, really, if you are pro standing on business.

Speaker 144 I think when you move like me, a professional, a woman with an open mind, a child of knowledge, if you will, I'm actually just, you know, a Libra moon also, by the way.

Speaker 144 But I feel like if you are someone who is anti-standing on business, you are someone that's just eager to learn.

Speaker 144 You're actually someone that's, I don't want to be beholden to like a tweet from, no one should be beholden to a tweet from, you know, high school or anything.

Speaker 154 I don't want to be beholden to a tweet from 10 minutes ago. That's not my business anymore.

Speaker 144 Like, I think that we should just be able to say what we want and then immediately regret it or immediately take it back.

Speaker 37 Yes. No consequence.
And that's one minute. Absolutely.

Speaker 169 Yes.

Speaker 89 Anti-accountability queen.

Speaker 152 There was a roar of applause that just happened.

Speaker 18 It might get cut from the audio, but it did happen.

Speaker 151 No, it did happen.

Speaker 37 10 toes toes down is such a trap.

Speaker 17 Silly.

Speaker 15 You know what, though? I have a question for you.

Speaker 89 So you're an advocate for saying things with your full chest, but also you're not an advocate.

Speaker 167 You're now, I don't think so, honey, standing on business.

Speaker 29 So what is the difference between standing on?

Speaker 119 I'm doing it right now. I'm being wishy.

Speaker 147 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 134 Hey.

Speaker 148 You know, I say so many things on our podcast.

Speaker 144 I'm just like, that's how you feel. And I'm like, actually, no.

Speaker 78 I actually iconically discovered a time that I did this and I actually couldn't believe it.

Speaker 219 With my full chest one time, probably about two years ago, I said, people should be calling Taylor Swift out for the private jet thing.

Speaker 121 Literally, then it came out of the past.

Speaker 71 Okay,

Speaker 141 six months ago, I go, why are people pissed about her?

Speaker 95 You don't want her showing up to the airport.

Speaker 189 You think Taylor is going to show up to the airport?

Speaker 24 That would be inconvenient.

Speaker 14 But I literally said.

Speaker 135 prior, like, no, that's not okay.

Speaker 194 And you should be able to hold people accountable if you love them.

Speaker 98 That's what a fan should do.

Speaker 30 And then on the same podcast, podcast, the same human being.

Speaker 92 Hunter Harris.

Speaker 97 Do we have time for mine?

Speaker 137 Absolutely. What do you mean?

Speaker 154 You said Hunter.

Speaker 35 I said Hunter's going to close this out. Oh, okay.
Okay.

Speaker 159 I take it back. I take it back.
I take it back. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 92 This is Hunter Harris.

Speaker 21 Wait, can you imagine if we were like, we can't.

Speaker 165 We can't.

Speaker 6 Well, I, I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 37 I have the timer.

Speaker 41 I have the clock. Okay.

Speaker 78 This is Hunter Harris's. I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 187 The return.

Speaker 149 I'm trying to get ready.

Speaker 1 I hope that's as good as me.

Speaker 186 Well, her time starts now.

Speaker 1 Okay, I don't think so, honey. People who talk about college too much.
I don't think so, honey, people who have school spirit as an adult. You are grown.
We get it. You went to school.

Speaker 1 You got a piece of paper. You paid $200,000 for a piece of paper and to make your friends.
Enough is enough.

Speaker 1 Enough with it.

Speaker 1 I don't want to see this school. That's Stanford.
The dumbest pictures I've ever met went to Stanford.

Speaker 74 I swear to God.

Speaker 175 Harvard? Ugh.

Speaker 149 Take off your glasses.

Speaker 73 Enough.

Speaker 121 Enough.

Speaker 1 Okay, so you want to go back to a reunion. Okay, fine, enough.
Okay, so so you want to go wear a hoodie or whatever, walk around Williamsburg. That's too much.
No one cares.

Speaker 97 We're all adults.

Speaker 1 We all go to Whole Foods or Trader Joe's. Those are the real colleges of adulthood.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 69 We have grocery stores.

Speaker 1 Trump Academy. No.

Speaker 69 Trump Academy.

Speaker 74 We are grown-ups.

Speaker 1 We don't need to have school spirit. You gave money to somewhere and now you are an adult and we don't have to deal with it anymore.
Enough is enough.

Speaker 1 I don't talk about Emerson College because I'm not proud of it.

Speaker 120 Oh!

Speaker 203 And that's one minute.

Speaker 37 Wow.

Speaker 37 Trader Joe's is the, what did you say?

Speaker 135 This is the college of adulthood?

Speaker 159 Yeah, that's the choice that you make.

Speaker 129 You know what's crazy is like, you hear someone went to like some prestigious college and then you're like, oh, well, they clearly didn't get any emotional intelligence.

Speaker 74 Wow. You know what I mean?

Speaker 79 It's like the EQs are some of the lowest in the world from people that went to these really good colleges.

Speaker 94 Like

Speaker 30 I could name some.

Speaker 86 Stanford, Harvard, Georgetown.

Speaker 21 Like, I mean, I could go down in the list.

Speaker 74 Anyone you can't drag yourself.

Speaker 154 Well, yes.

Speaker 41 No, period.

Speaker 37 Wait, you said you can't drive yourself?

Speaker 177 I said if you can't drive yourself.

Speaker 157 Oh, drive yourself.

Speaker 88 I'll stay in New York University with my full chest.

Speaker 110 I'll send Tish.

Speaker 71 Oh,

Speaker 37 some of the dumbest people in America.

Speaker 179 100%.

Speaker 195 In the world, really.

Speaker 37 It's an internet.

Speaker 90 So you said you went to Tish and then you only have emotional intelligence.

Speaker 69 That's all you got.

Speaker 74 That's all.

Speaker 49 That's not even a given.

Speaker 116 No.

Speaker 48 Some of these Tish kids, the EQ is bad.

Speaker 198 You better lower your voice.

Speaker 24 No, no.

Speaker 37 I've had to deal with you fucking Tish kids for my entire adult life.

Speaker 76 You elected to deal with us again and again and again.

Speaker 77 You could have stayed in your College of Arts and Sciences.

Speaker 37 I really could have.

Speaker 142 I know. This is so funny.

Speaker 134 No, no.

Speaker 74 I'm sorry.

Speaker 154 You're shrinking yourself down.

Speaker 107 Yes. Thank you.

Speaker 18 Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 37 Emerson was, Emerson is like so funny though, because people have such a school spirit about Emerson. But this is probably why you're talking about this.

Speaker 37 Is that like, you know, these people so, so well.

Speaker 164 It's just too, like, why talk about college at all?

Speaker 1 It's, it's totally when I, what did, what does the Bible say?

Speaker 159 We put away childish things enough.

Speaker 175 Oh my God.

Speaker 144 You know, okay, Hunter was popular in high school and it shows.

Speaker 161 She was like, we don't need to be talking about college.

Speaker 130 Actually, I love when people talk about high school, though.

Speaker 109 I feel like you're going to look at the children.

Speaker 150 I think high school is a lot of people.

Speaker 15 Like, for me, it's like, I don't know, college, yeah, I get like prizing high school over college, but the high school thing is just like

Speaker 219 there's only so many experiences you can talk about.

Speaker 29 Whereas like college affords, I guess, a lot of different experiences.

Speaker 106 Sure.

Speaker 37 But high school, but talking about high school is interesting because you are, because the parameters are smaller and you are more limited in your

Speaker 37 life.

Speaker 26 I did this extracurricular i like i was i was this superlative

Speaker 144 college feels too like they're too synonymous to me a lot of colleges are pretty much the same just different like totally branding names like high school feels a little bit more hyperspecific to you it feels more like coming of age too it's like when did you first drink like what was your first like party

Speaker 144 like your parents getting mad at you it becomes a whole story of like you're growing up like where you come from too exactly yeah or that was that was something i would have never guessed or yeah well i guess that's that is more interesting because you're way more different from the from the person you you were in high school than you are now.

Speaker 191 So there's an element of surprise to whatever in Arizona.

Speaker 139 Yeah, totally, totally.

Speaker 37 But are we all on the same page, though? And you're alluding to this anti-reunion. I don't understand reunions.

Speaker 1 Not in this day and age.

Speaker 188 I mean, have you ever been to?

Speaker 127 No, I have no interest in high school or college.

Speaker 24 I don't know. Maybe you do with high school.

Speaker 138 One of my good girlfriends from high school was our class president and she doesn't give a fuck.

Speaker 46 I mean, she's the person that would be like

Speaker 18 organizing that.

Speaker 129 But literally, we do have so many weddings.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 95 And it's like, that's and also with social media it's like i i i the people that i would want to check on i still follow you know what i mean like i don't need to reunite yeah i'm nosy but i don't need to do it again i don't have to hop on a plane literally

Speaker 1 hop on a plane and then not for nothing but get dressed to go up to see people from high school good luck managing the anxiety there and then actually having to not just be like so what are you doing now but continue a conversation after that but also iconic episode of the other two when they're on the way when he's on the way to the reunion and he's like singing along and it's like, oh, everyone is like talking about you because like you live in New York.

Speaker 68 Right. You live in L.A.

Speaker 149 Like that's kind of a, that's like satisfying.

Speaker 37 But that's, but it works for a TV episode.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 37 I don't think it works for real life.

Speaker 1 But then you're just there.

Speaker 37 You're just, you're literally just there.

Speaker 30 You are just there.

Speaker 15 And also like,

Speaker 47 I'm telling you, like.

Speaker 29 Every conversation would be longer than you need it to be.

Speaker 94 Yeah.

Speaker 15 Like I can barely get through conversations with people I like.

Speaker 41 Period.

Speaker 114 And no well.

Speaker 183 You're like, this has been insufferable.

Speaker 74 That's why I hate hosting a podcast.

Speaker 110 I hate talking. Disgusting.

Speaker 71 Can you say?

Speaker 137 I just despise this.

Speaker 116 I abhor it.

Speaker 70 I come here every day and I'm so upset.

Speaker 74 What do you choose to do with my life?

Speaker 130 Well, I didn't choose it.

Speaker 177 Y'all chose it for me.

Speaker 89 You made this podcast successful.

Speaker 97 Fuck you.

Speaker 110 Why did you do this to me?

Speaker 37 Hi, IQ.

Speaker 123 Hi, EQ.

Speaker 109 King, Matt Rogers.

Speaker 130 Not so.

Speaker 127 And this is not insufferable.

Speaker 37 This was so, so fun.

Speaker 103 And I would have paid for y'all's friendship.

Speaker 127 I would have paid for y'all's friendship in college.

Speaker 140 Just like I paid $200,000 for it so I could have a lesbian shake with my friends.

Speaker 144 I mean, let's do it the body shake. That's the best we can probably do.

Speaker 74 That's just not buying shake.

Speaker 154 Because it's a lot of movement.

Speaker 1 Yours is like subtle and sweet.

Speaker 139 Ours is

Speaker 161 seeking attention.

Speaker 144 You know what I mean? That's what ours is doing.

Speaker 74 That's hovering culture.

Speaker 97 We truly love your podcast.

Speaker 37 Let me say this. It's on Wondry.

Speaker 37 You simply must listen. It is truly the better version of this podcast.

Speaker 17 And watch it on YouTube because we got to get those numbers up.

Speaker 145 Come on, we're, yeah, Paul.

Speaker 133 Yeah, we're working. We're working.

Speaker 69 I'm telling you, they give you a good visual.

Speaker 19 And I'm like, I'm looking at it and I'm like, no, people need to be watching this.

Speaker 71 I'm shading the numbers because I'm like, why wouldn't you

Speaker 134 face that? Why is that growth mindset?

Speaker 152 Money mentality.

Speaker 74 I'm an Archree Payne.

Speaker 121 I know I am Tree Payne.

Speaker 37 And I'm proud of you. And

Speaker 37 we end every episode with a song.

Speaker 99 Do you want to know what song's in my head right now?

Speaker 6 Sing it.

Speaker 175 Because when I arrive,

Speaker 218 I'm in the biominem

Speaker 200 alive.

Speaker 218 Cause they do high up and the same.

Speaker 71 When that song came out, I was like, no song has ever gone harder than this.

Speaker 74 Who was that?

Speaker 69 I remember

Speaker 69 that.

Speaker 72 I already know I did all that.

Speaker 147 But why is it like, and remember the beat?

Speaker 121 It was like this crunky beat.

Speaker 37 It was like, really, 2009?

Speaker 107 It was back then. It was back then.

Speaker 69 What?

Speaker 120 I was a senior in high school. Kevin Rudolph.

Speaker 134 Kevin Rudolph!

Speaker 71 Your first lustgade crushed my first Lesbian.

Speaker 84 What? Really?

Speaker 74 We've been listening.

Speaker 69 The lore.

Speaker 74 We've been listening.

Speaker 147 We know the lore. Okay, bye.

Speaker 168 Lost Culture Reasis is the production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Radio Podcasts.

Speaker 9 Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.

Speaker 220 Executive produced by Anna Hasnie and Han Sani.

Speaker 37 Produced by Becca Ramos.

Speaker 168 Edited and mixed by Doug Babe and Monique Laborde.

Speaker 84 And our music is by Henry Kabirski.

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