2024 LCCA NOMINATIONS Part III

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I got invited to a Friendsgiving and now there's the big question of what to bring.

Speaker 2 Well, just bring a bottle of Casamigos.

Speaker 3 Oh, Casamigos, of course.

Speaker 2 Nothing brings people together like a batch of Casamigos margaritas.

Speaker 3 A Casamigos margarita really is the perfect cocktail.

Speaker 2 Plus, Casamigos goes with everything.

Speaker 3 Turkey, stuffing, mac and cheese.

Speaker 2 Oh, I was thinking more cranberry juice or ginger beer, but that works too.

Speaker 3 Well, you know, the iconic rule of culture number 743. Anything goes with my Casamigos.
This Friendsgiving, you know what everyone will be grateful for? Casamigos?

Speaker 3 I was going to say you and Casamigos. Oh,

Speaker 2 let's keep it in that order.

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Speaker 3 Starring Kim Kardashian, Naomi Watts, Nisi Nash Betts, Tayana Taylor, with Sarah Poulson, and Glenn Close. a A team of fierce female divorce attorneys leave a male-dominated firm to start their own.

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Speaker 3 Look, man.

Speaker 3 Oh, I see. My eye.
Oh, my. Bowen, look over there.
Wow, is that culture? Yes. Goodness.

Speaker 3 Las cultoristas.

Speaker 3 In the category of the Renee Rapp Award for power and lesbianism, the nominees are

Speaker 3 Billie Jean King,

Speaker 3 Miranda Hobbs,

Speaker 3 Nisi Nash Betts,

Speaker 3 Cynthia Nixon,

Speaker 3 and Field Hockey.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for the Renee Rap Award for Power and Lesbianism.

Speaker 2 In the category of Sexual Position of the Year, the nominees are

Speaker 2 doggy,

Speaker 3 cowgirl,

Speaker 2 side,

Speaker 2 intimate missionary, no blinking,

Speaker 2 and none, sex is over.

Speaker 2 These are the nominees for sexual position of the year.

Speaker 3 In the category of the lost cult fandom of the year, the nominees are

Speaker 3 readers,

Speaker 3 katies,

Speaker 3 publicists,

Speaker 3 finalists,

Speaker 3 and

Speaker 3 a group we have not yet come to know.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for the Lost Cult Fandom of the Year.

Speaker 2 In the category of Macarena Award for Dance, Even You Can Do, the nominees are Step Touch,

Speaker 2 In a Circle with Your Girls Loving Life,

Speaker 2 Booty Shake,

Speaker 2 Electric Slide.

Speaker 2 H-O-T-T-O-G-O.

Speaker 3 Chapel Road.

Speaker 2 These are the nominees for Macarena Award for Dance Even You Can Do.

Speaker 3 In the category of Clock Award for Chicest Thing to Hang on a Wall, the nominees are

Speaker 3 Tasteful Nude Self-Portrait.

Speaker 3 Black and white photo of you and your handsome husband on the beach. We get it.

Speaker 3 Circular mirror from West Elm.

Speaker 3 A blue ribbon. You won in a contest.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 know that you made me.

Speaker 3 I don't like how you pay me. Yet I'm still here hanging.

Speaker 3 Ari.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for Clock Award for chicest thing to hang on a wall.

Speaker 2 In the category of International Award for Best International City, the nominees are

Speaker 3 London, Paris,

Speaker 3 Tokyo, Mexico City, and Oz.

Speaker 2 These are the nominees for International Award for Best International City.

Speaker 3 In the category of Kimberly Locke Award for Best World Wonder, the nominees are

Speaker 3 Stonehenge,

Speaker 3 Lauren Allred's vocals,

Speaker 3 Pacific Ocean.

Speaker 3 How talented so many of these folks are on Project Runway

Speaker 3 and

Speaker 3 Epcot.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for the Kimberly Locke Award for Best World Wonder.

Speaker 2 In the category of Absolute Cosmo Award for Cocktail of the Season, the nominees are

Speaker 2 Mudslide,

Speaker 2 Spiked Eggnog,

Speaker 2 White Russian,

Speaker 3 Milk Punch,

Speaker 2 and Espresso Martini. These are the nominees for Absolute Cosmo Award for Cocktail of the Season.

Speaker 3 In the category of the Phone Wallet Keys Award for small item that we need to stop forgetting for Christ's sake, the nominees are:

Speaker 3 AirTag,

Speaker 3 Contact Lenses,

Speaker 3 Lip Balm/slash Mask,

Speaker 3 AirPods,

Speaker 3 and

Speaker 3 Smaller Umbrella.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for the Phone Wallet Keys Award for small item that we need to stop forgetting for Christ's sake.

Speaker 2 In the category of Mulan Award for Best Reflective Surface, the nominees are

Speaker 3 Mirror,

Speaker 3 Puddle,

Speaker 2 Beautiful Lake,

Speaker 2 Glass from Building You're Walking Past,

Speaker 2 and the eyes of your closest girl who knows you better than you know your fucking self. Period.
You can never surprise her, ever.

Speaker 2 These are the nominees from Mulan Award for Best Reflective Surface.

Speaker 3 In the category of,

Speaker 3 don't repeat this, award for best rumor we're making up, the nominees are:

Speaker 3 If you wear lost coacheries this merch, you have a bigger, healthier cock.

Speaker 3 American Idol rigged justice for Jay Hud.

Speaker 3 Joe Biden and Kalani affair.

Speaker 3 Iowa Deborah, not even Irish, she is lying.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 Elizabeth DeBicky is Princess Diana.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for the shh, don't repeat this, award for best rumor we're making up.

Speaker 2 In the category of best kind of story, the nominees are

Speaker 2 happy,

Speaker 3 short,

Speaker 2 musicalized,

Speaker 2 Instagram, and

Speaker 2 hard to digest at first, but ultimately really meaningful. And I'm happy we saw that.

Speaker 2 These are the nominees for best kind of story.

Speaker 3 In the category of best color in the sky, the nominees are

Speaker 3 blue,

Speaker 3 white,

Speaker 3 purple,

Speaker 3 gold,

Speaker 3 and stars.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for best color in the sky.

Speaker 2 In the category of Moon Award for Shining Brightly, the nominees are

Speaker 2 Diamonds by Rihanna,

Speaker 2 Hung Chow,

Speaker 2 East Facing Windows in the Morning,

Speaker 2 Mars, and Betty Boop.

Speaker 2 These are the nominees for Moon Award for Shining Brightly.

Speaker 3 In the category of the Sun Award for so fucking hot,

Speaker 3 nominees are

Speaker 3 Plastique Tiara,

Speaker 3 Jonathan Bailey.

Speaker 3 It has to be said, but our one precious planet,

Speaker 3 Maryland in the summer,

Speaker 3 and Betty Boop.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for the Sun Award for so fucking hot.

Speaker 2 In the category of Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman, Huge Impact, the nominees are

Speaker 2 Sabrina Carpenter, 4'11.

Speaker 2 Lady Gaga, 5'2.

Speaker 3 Ari,

Speaker 2 5'1.

Speaker 2 Anna Sophia Robb, 5'

Speaker 2 And Rhys Witherspoon, 5'1.

Speaker 2 These are the nominees for Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Women, Huge Impact.

Speaker 3 In the category of hashtag actually smart award for don't judge a book by its cover, the nominees are

Speaker 3 Jen Z,

Speaker 3 L Woods,

Speaker 3 co-worker you always thought was meh saying something poignant,

Speaker 3 Matt Rogers, actually smart,

Speaker 3 and Bowen Yang, actually dumb.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for the hashtag actually smart award for don't touch a book by its cover.

Speaker 2 In the category of Hoka's Award for best shoe or footwear, the nominees are Slides,

Speaker 2 Bodie Nike Collab, Fisherman Sandals, Comfortable Platform, and

Speaker 3 Bear.

Speaker 2 These are the nominees for Hoka's Award for Best Shoe or Footwear.

Speaker 3 In the category of Most Matt Rogers Coded Award,

Speaker 3 the nominees are

Speaker 3 Universal Epic Universe,

Speaker 3 $1 Oyster Happy Hour.

Speaker 3 The expression not for nothing,

Speaker 3 Kate Hudson,

Speaker 3 and

Speaker 3 susceptibility/slash vulnerability.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for Most Matt Rogers Coded Award.

Speaker 2 In the category of Most Bowen Yang Coded Award, the nominees are

Speaker 2 Making Stew,

Speaker 2 Eating Stew,

Speaker 2 Tomato Leaves Fragrance Hand Wash,

Speaker 2 Mad TV,

Speaker 3 and

Speaker 2 not wanting to say you're tired, so you say T-Word.

Speaker 2 These are the nominees for Most Bowen Yang Coded Award.

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Kardashian plays Allura Grant, the most in-demand divorce attorney in Los Angeles. Get it?

Speaker 3 It's All's Fair, as in All's Fair in Love and War, and she's a divorce attorney. Love it.
Now let's talk ensemble because Allura does not go it alone.

Speaker 3 She breaks off from a crusty, male-dominated law firm to start her own legal coven with some absolute forces of nature. Naomi Watts, Nisi Nash Betts, Tiana Taylor, and Glenn Close.

Speaker 3 Yeah, hello, Glenn Close. And of course you need a villain, so say hello to Sarah Paulson as the nemesis.

Speaker 3 And these ladies are brilliant, complicated, fearless, and when they all come together, nothing can stop them. I'm talking about the lawyers on the show and the actresses playing them, by the way.

Speaker 3 But hey, if you're thinking this will be all courtroom drama and no drama drama, relax. Alora, that's Kim's character, has plenty of twists and turns in her personal life.

Speaker 3 Her professional life crashes into her personal one, and uh-oh, so how does this super lawyer fix her own mess? With a little help from her besties, of course.

Speaker 3 So, this series has it all: scandalous secrets, high-stakes courtroom drama, more shifting alliances than Kim's other shows, some OMG twists, and friendships that rise above it all.

Speaker 3 And of course, everything is gonna look amazing. It's got some unapologetic glam, a work-hard, play-harder lifestyle.
Every scene just sparkles. Everybody makes compromises in their lives.

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Speaker 3 in the category of the Philippa Sue Award for Best Thing to Burn.

Speaker 3 The nominees are

Speaker 3 Nicky Glazer Roasting Everyone,

Speaker 3 Mix C D

Speaker 3 Bridges,

Speaker 3 Sage

Speaker 3 and Usher Burn

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for the Philippa Sue Award for Best Thing to Burn

Speaker 2 in the category of Best New Artist. The nominees are Delta Work,

Speaker 2 Jessell Tank,

Speaker 2 Alano Del Rey,

Speaker 2 Nicholas Galaxy,

Speaker 2 and Princess Tatis by U Dip.

Speaker 2 These are are the nominees for best new artist.

Speaker 3 In the category of best picture, literal picture, the nominees are

Speaker 3 Four Women on a Beach, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Speaker 3 Taylor Scrift.

Speaker 3 Scrift.

Speaker 3 Taylor Swift Screaming. Leave that in.
Taylor Swift Screaming, Tortured Poets. Dispute, aka The Birds Fighting on a Tree.

Speaker 3 That new one of Gurt Russell and Goldie Hahn.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 Solange leaving the Met Gala after beating Jay-Z's ass.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for Best Picture, Literal Picture.

Speaker 2 In the category of Apple Music Spotify Award for Most Storied Rivalry, the nominees are

Speaker 2 Yugi and Kaiba,

Speaker 2 Hatfields and McCoys,

Speaker 2 two athletes we don't know about from any year ever,

Speaker 2 Brandy and Monica, and Red vs. Blue.
These are the nominees for Apple Music Spotify Award for Most Storied Rivalry.

Speaker 3 In the category of the Third Graders Award for Screenwriting Excellence, the nominees are:

Speaker 3 This is me,

Speaker 3 now.

Speaker 3 Any given political speech at any given time by any given candidate, part of any given party.

Speaker 3 Madam Webb,

Speaker 3 Mommy Minas, starring Lisa Rena,

Speaker 3 and

Speaker 3 Twisters, we're going to assume.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for the Third Graders Award for Screenwriting Excellence.

Speaker 2 In the category of Delilah Award for Best Speaking Voice, Spoken Word, the nominees are

Speaker 2 Angela Bassett,

Speaker 2 Shore Agdashlu,

Speaker 2 Sam Elliott, Dua Lipa,

Speaker 2 and Marge Simpson. These are the nominees for Delilah Award for Best Speaking Voice, Spoken Word.

Speaker 3 In the category of Psychic Matt Wentu Award for Best Scammer, the nominees are

Speaker 3 Ivy League Schools All

Speaker 3 Anything Free. You're right, nothing's free.

Speaker 3 Lemonade Stands,

Speaker 3 Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, and Their Little Cookies,

Speaker 3 and

Speaker 3 Reality Von Ts.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for Psychic Matt Wentu Award for Best Gamma.

Speaker 2 In the category of Bowen Yang, it is a boob gay award for best tits, even an F-Slur can appreciate. The nominees are

Speaker 3 Sid Sweeney, Lauercroft, Tomb Raider,

Speaker 2 Sonia Blade, Mortal Kombat,

Speaker 3 Jade, Mortal Kombat, and Jimbo.

Speaker 2 These are the nominees for Bo and Yang is a boob gay award for best hits even an F-Slur can appreciate.

Speaker 3 In the category of old-timey thing that is back to say,

Speaker 3 the nominees are

Speaker 3 perchance,

Speaker 3 pray tell,

Speaker 3 I do declare

Speaker 3 Anon

Speaker 3 and

Speaker 3 Hujimama.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for old-timey thing that is back to say.

Speaker 2 In the category of Girls Award for Sorry, it holds up.

Speaker 2 The nominees are God Only Knows by The Beach Boys,

Speaker 3 The Golden Girls,

Speaker 2 Hella Good by No Doubt,

Speaker 2 The Raven Simone parts of The Cosby Show, and The Absolute Cosmo.

Speaker 2 These are the nominees for Girls Award for Sorry, it holds up.

Speaker 3 In the category of Father Award,

Speaker 3 the nominees are

Speaker 3 Seth Myers,

Speaker 3 John Ham,

Speaker 3 God,

Speaker 3 Fathers and the John Mayer song Daughters,

Speaker 3 and

Speaker 3 Ryan Gosling.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for the Father Award.

Speaker 2 In the category of the Daddy Award, the nominees are

Speaker 2 Pedro Pascal,

Speaker 2 Warbucks, Yankee,

Speaker 2 the sad Sylvia Plath Poem,

Speaker 2 and Ryan Gosling. These are the nominees for Daddy Award.

Speaker 3 The final category of the night is Artist of the Millennium.

Speaker 3 The nominees are

Speaker 3 Gott Mick,

Speaker 3 Lana Del Rey,

Speaker 3 Michelle Yeo,

Speaker 3 Tilda Swinton,

Speaker 3 and Sandra Diaz-Twine.

Speaker 3 These are the nominees for Artists of the Millennium. We look forward to seeing you on June 15th at the King's Theater.
where all of these nominees will be present.

Speaker 3 Some of them will become winners. And we'll be giving the Lifetime of Culture award to Mandy Moore.
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Speaker 3 I'm stressed. I got invited to a friend's giving, and now there's the big question of what to bring.

Speaker 2 Well, just bring a bottle of Casamigos.

Speaker 3 Oh, Casamigos, of course.

Speaker 2 Nothing brings people together like a batch of Casamigos margaritas.

Speaker 3 A Casamigos margarita really is the perfect cocktail.

Speaker 2 Plus, Casamigos goes with everything.

Speaker 3 Turkey, stuffing, mac and cheese.

Speaker 2 Oh, I was thinking more cranberry juice or ginger beer, but that works too.

Speaker 3 Well, you know, the iconic rule of culture number 743. Anything goes with my Casamigos.
This France giving, you know what everyone will be grateful for? Casamigos? I was going to say you.

Speaker 3 And Casamigos.

Speaker 2 Ooh, let's keep it in that order.

Speaker 3 Please drink responsibly. Imported by Casamigo Spirits Company, White Plains, New York.
Casamigos tequila, 40% alcohol by volume. There's pressure systems moving in Bo in the form of cuffing season.

Speaker 3 Potential heavy clouds of nostalgia around the necks, windstorms from a current situation ship, and light drivels of you up, techs, are incoming.

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Speaker 2 And that's fields.

Speaker 3 It's a connections app that asks you to show up and articulate your desires as clearly as you understand them now. And if you don't understand them, say that.

Speaker 2 The Field community is made up of so many different kinds of people ranging in experience, interests, and desires. Here you can have the space to change, to be honest, and to always be curious.

Speaker 3 Wondering what that looks like? Here's a snapshot of Field. There's no fast swipe culture.
Sometimes attraction takes time.

Speaker 3 Here, you don't have to make a split decision in order to see another person. Skip profiles, go back, and take the time you need to decide if you really like someone.

Speaker 2 You can expand your curiosity. There are over 20 sexuality and gender identities listed on Field.
In this space, you can explore who you are, Sans Judgment.

Speaker 3 And there's no pretending. There's no need to write your profile like a job application and pretend to be what someone else wants.

Speaker 3 Within the Field community, the cultural norm is to be radically honest. It helps you find exactly what you're seeking.

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