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Look, Matt.

Oh, I see. Wow.

Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that

culture? Yes.

Las culturistas.

In the category

of the Renee Rapp Award

for Power in Lesbianism, the nominees are Billie Jean King, Miranda Hobbs, Niecy Nash Betts, Cynthia Nixon, and Field Hockey. These are the nominees for the Renee Rapp Award for Power in Lesbianism.
In the category of Sexual Position of the Year, the nominees are Doggy, Cowgirl, Side, Intimate Missionary No Blinking, and None, Sex is Over. These are the nominees for Sexual Position of the Year.
In the category of the Lost Cult fandom of the year, the nominees are readers, Katie's, publicists, finalists, and a group we have not yet come to know. These are the nominees for the Lost Coach Fandom of the Year.
In the category of Macarena Award for Dance Even You Can Do, the nominees are Step Touch, In a Circle With Your Girl's Loving Life Booty Shake Electric Slide H-O-T-T-O-G-O Chapel Road These are the nominees for Macarena Award for Dance Even You Can Do. In the category of Clock Award for Chicous Thing to Hang on a Wall, the nominees are Tasteful Nude Self-Portrait, Black and White Photo of You and Your Handsome Husband on the Beach, We Get It, Circular Mirror from West Elm, A Blue Ribbon You Won in a contest.
And...

Know that you made me.

I don't like how you pay me.

Yet I'm still here hanging.

Ari.

These are the nominees for Clock Award

for Chicest Thing to Hang on a Wall.

In the category of International Award for Best International City, the nominees are London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, and Oz. These are the nominees for International Award for Best International City.
In the category of Kimberly Locke Award for Best World Wonder, the nominees are Stonehenge, Lauren Allred's vocals, Pacific Ocean. How talented so many of these folks are on Project Runway.
And Epcot. These are the nominees for the Kimberly Locke Award for Best World Wonder.
In the category of Absolute Cosmo Award for Cocktail of the Season.

In the category of the Phone Wallet Keys Award for small item that we need to stop forgetting for Christ's sake, the nominees are AirTag, Contact Lenses, Lip Balm slash Mask, AirPods, and Smaller Umbrella. These are the nominees for the Phone Wallet Keys Award for small item that we need to stop forgetting for Christ's sake.
In the category of Mulan Award for Best Reflective Surface, the nominees are Mirror, Puddle, Beautiful Lake, glass from building your walking past, and the eyes of your closest girl who knows you better than you know your fucking self, period. You can never surprise her, ever.
These are the nominees for Mulan Award for Best Reflective Surface. In the category of, shh, don't repeat this, Award for Best Rumor We're Making Up, the nominees are, If you wear Las Couturistas merch, you have a bigger, healthier cock.
American Idol rigged. Justice for J-Hud.
Joe Biden and Kehlani affair. Iowa Debrae, not even Irish.
She is lying. And Elizabeth Debicki is Princess Diana.
These are the nominees for the, shh, don't repeat this, award for Best Rumor We're Making Up. In the category of Best Kind of Story, the nominees are Happy, Short, Musicalized, Instagram, and Hard to Digest at First, but Ultimately Really Meaningful, and I'm happy we saw that.
These are the nominees for Best Kind of Story. In the category of Best Color in the Sky, the nominees are...
Blue. White.
Purple. gold, and stars.

These are the nominees for Best Color in the Sky.

In the category of Moon Award for Shining Brightly,

the nominees are Diamonds by Rihanna,

Hong Chao, East-Facing Windows in the Morning Mars and Betty Boop These are the nominees for Moon Award for Shining Brightly In the category of the Sun Award for So Fucking Hot nominees are Plastique Tiara Jonathan Bailey It, It Has To Be Said But Our One Precious Planet, Maryland in the Summer, and Betty Boop. These are the nominees for the Sun Award for So Fucking Hot.
In the category of Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman Huge Impact, the nominees are Sabrina Carpenter, 4'11", Lady Gaga, 5'2", Ari, 5'1", Anna Sophia Robb, 5'0", and Reese Witherspoon, 5'1".

These are the nominees for Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Women, Huge Impact.

In the category of hashtag actually smart award for don't judge a book by its cover,

the nominees are Gen Z, Elle Woods,

co-worker you always thought was meh Saying something poignant Matt Rogers Actually smart And Bowen Yang Actually dumb These are the nominees For the hashtag actually smart award For don't touch a book by its. In the category of Hoka's Award for Best Shoe or Footwear, the nominees are Slides, Boaty Nike Collab, Fisherman Sandals, Comfortable Platform, and Bear.
These are the nominees for Hoka's Award for Best Shoe or Footwear. In the category of Most Matt Rogers Coded Award, the nominees are Universal Epic Universe, One Dollar Oyster Happy Hour, The Expression Not for Nothing, Kate Hudson.
And susceptibility slash vulnerability. These are the nominees for most Matt Rogers Coded Award.
In the category of most Bowen Yang Coded Award, the nominees are making stew, eating stew, tomato leaves, fragrance, hand wash, mad TV, and not wanting to say you're tired. So you say T word.
These are the nominees for most Bowen Yang coded award. This is Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers.
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Okay, so I don't know if you've been outside lately, but I got to tell you, spring is springing and it's giving me that travel itch like it always do. I got big plans this spring and summer.
Bone and I are doing some stuff together. We actually just got back from Europe.
We did London and Berlin. And here's the thing about traveling.
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equivalent to $15 a month. New Sue Award for Best Thing to Burn,

the nominees are...

Nikki Glaser roasting everyone.

Mix CD.

Bridges.

Sage.

And Usher burn.

These are the nominees for the Philippa Sue Award for Best Thing to Burn.

In the category of Best New Artist, the nominees are Delta Work, Jessel Tank, Alana Del Rey, Nicholas Galaxid, and Princess Tati's Bayou Dip. These are the nominees for Best New Artist.
In the category of Best Picture, Literal Picture, the nominees are Four Women on a Beach, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift Screaming, leave that in, Taylor Swift Screaming, Tortured Poets,.k.a. the birds fighting on a tree.
That new one of Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn. And Solange leaving the Met Gala after beating Jay-Z's ass.
These are the nominees for Best Picture, Literal Picture. In the category of Apple Music Spotify Award

for Most Storied Rivalry,

the nominees are

Yugi and Kaiba,

Hatfields and McCoys,

Two Athletes We Don't Know About

from Any Year Ever,

Brandy and Monica,

and Red vs. Blue.

These are the nominees for Apple Music Spotify Award for Most Storied Rivalry. In the category of the Third Grader's Award for Screenwriting Excellence, the nominees are This is me, now.
Any given political speech at any given time by any given candidate, part of any given party.

Madam Web.

Mommy Minas, starring Lisa Rinna.

And Twisters, we're going to assume.

These are the nominees for the Third Grinder's Award for Screenwriting Excellence.

In the category of Delilah Award for Best Speaking Voice, Spoken Word, the nominees are Angela Bassett, Shodeh Agdashlu, Sam Elliott, Dua Lipa, and Marge Simpson. These are the nominees for Delilah Award for Best Speaking Voice Spoken Word.
In the category of Psychic Matt Wentu Award for Best Gamma, the nominees are... Ivy League Schools All.
Anything Free. Yeah, right.
Nothing's free. Lemonade stands.

Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, and their little cookies.

And reality von Teese.

These are the nominees for Psychic Matt Wentu Award for Best Gamma.

In the category of Bowen Yang is a Boob Gay Award for best tits even an f slur can appreciate the nominees are sid swine lowercroft tomb raider sonja blade mortal combat jade mortal combat and jimbo these are the nominees for bow and yang is a Boob Gay Award for Best Hits even an F-slur can appreciate. In the category of old-timey thing that is back to say, the nominees are Perchance Pray Tell I Do Declare, Anon, and Hojimama.
These are the nominees for Old Timey Thing That Is Back to Say. In the category of Girls Award for Sorry It Holds Up.
The nominees are God Only Knows

by The Beach Boys,

The Golden Girls,

Hella Good by No Doubt,

The Raven-Symoné Parts of The Cosby Show,

and

The Absolute Cosmo.

These are the nominees for Girls Award for

Sorry It Holds Up.

In the category of Father Award The nominees are Seth Meyers Jon Hamm God Fathers and the John Mayer song Daughters. And Ryan Gosling.

These are the nominees for the Father Award. In the category of the Daddy Award,

the nominees are Pedro Pascal,

Warbucks, Yankee,

the sad Sylvia Plath poem,

and Ryan Gosling.

These are the nominees for Daddy Award.

The final category of the night is Artist of the Millennium.

The nominees are

Gottmik,

Lana Del Rey,

Michelle Yeoh.

Tilda Swinton.

And Sandra Diaz-Twine.

These are the nominees for Artists of the Millennium.

We look forward to seeing you on June 15th at the King's Theater,

where all of these nominees will be present. Some of them will become winners and we'll be giving the Lifetime of Culture Award to Mandy Moore.
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All right. Here're here's Katie's publicist, finalist, Kiles.
It's time to talk about one of the most iconic payment brands out there. That's right, it's PayPal.
PayPal lets you do you, meaning you can pay your own way. PayPal offers people flexibility on how they can pay.
Once you click the PayPal button, you can choose from a bunch of payment options. Including paying later with PayPal at millions of online stores.
Iconic? Pay in store, pay online, pay over time. Don't just pay.
PayPal. Learn more at paypal.com.
So listen up. Klarna is giving responsible and fabulous.
Klarna is your smarter everyday spending partner, helping you keep your budget together while still getting the good stuff. With their Pay in for product, you can split your purchases into four interest-free payments.
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