“Wealth Whispers and I’m Screaming” (w/ Gabby Windey)

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Speaker 70 Look, man.

Speaker 71 Oh, I see. My IOI.

Speaker 72 Oh, and look over there.

Speaker 31 Wow, is that culture? Yes.

Speaker 71 Goodness. Wow.

Speaker 65 Las culturistas.

Speaker 73 Ding-dong.

Speaker 31 Las culturistas calling.

Speaker 54 Culture sort of in the house.

Speaker 74 Culture in the house.

Speaker 14 Well, this is the most...

Speaker 76 Precious skill to me in life, which is something that you do well.

Speaker 78 I don't think I do well.

Speaker 75 Someone who can just unfurl their mind solo in front of a microphone.

Speaker 82 Unfurl the mind are three words I didn't know I needed together until you just did that.

Speaker 73 Unfurling the mind, unfurl the mind.

Speaker 14 Wow.

Speaker 75 Through words, through movement.

Speaker 80 It's like certain people do like a stream of consciousness. I don't think that's what our guest does.

Speaker 77 I think there's something even more elevated where it's like, you've been told it's like slam.

Speaker 84 Oh, it's like.

Speaker 1 I didn't know if I was supposed to be.

Speaker 85 You know, come on.

Speaker 73 You know what?

Speaker 71 Hold on.

Speaker 86 We're just giving the whole pretense.

Speaker 73 I'll come into your ears.

Speaker 87 Get it with me.

Speaker 1 I was like, me being privy to this. I was like looking at the camera, like, holy shit.

Speaker 1 I loved it. Yeah.
Yes. I'm like, keep going, keep going.

Speaker 91 But, like, I think you do it better literally.

Speaker 77 I'm not kidding than anyone else who has ever lived.

Speaker 1 This is insane. This is so crazy of you.
Like, it's like not even clicking.

Speaker 31 Don't you agree, though?

Speaker 71 On some level,

Speaker 88 long-winded.

Speaker 94 Listen to it. It's like

Speaker 73 thank you.

Speaker 80 It's poetry, what you do.

Speaker 1 Thank you. I know everyone's saying that, which, like, my head cannot fit in this room right now.
It's like so insane. When I

Speaker 73 started,

Speaker 73 I think

Speaker 73 it was a lot of people.

Speaker 1 It doesn't even have to be about the traders. It was Bella Hadid reposting the business hours TikTok.
And then now I'm skyrocketing into the stratosphere. I'm like, I cannot be stopped.

Speaker 56 You, but it was like, it was bound to happen anyway.

Speaker 14 I don't think, all up to Bella.

Speaker 92 You didn't need the Bella repost.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Like, I mean, maybe you just, podcasts take so long to get off their feet that I'm like, damn, like, I don't actually know if this is clicky and people say they like it.

Speaker 1 Like, they're lying to my face because, you know, I'm lying to everyone else's face. Sure.

Speaker 71 You lie to our face and I am not.

Speaker 1 No, fuck, no.

Speaker 100 Are you kidding?

Speaker 73 Are you a traitor?

Speaker 101 I'm like,

Speaker 1 no, stop. You guys are both iconic.
I'm like, literally imposter syndrome.

Speaker 71 Don't, don't be.

Speaker 25 No, literally, don't be.

Speaker 73 What are you talking about?

Speaker 14 We're like, I'm like, I got nervous for you today

Speaker 1 that you were coming Yeah, same I took an advanced night. I woke up groggy

Speaker 1 is 0.25 Okay

Speaker 77 you're like up on your doses because you are a medical professional right exactly right like

Speaker 104 you know all the shit.

Speaker 105 You got it together in terms of MGs.

Speaker 1 Yeah, literally via experience and experimentation. Yes.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 106 Yes, I know.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 58 I'll tell you what's the girl that will get you if you allow her to take over your life, which I did at one point.

Speaker 51 And then I was waking up every morning and just started sobbing.

Speaker 110 Melatonin.

Speaker 81 Oh, really?

Speaker 111 Melatonin, you have to really be careful of her. Yeah.

Speaker 112 Because 10 milligrams of melatonin is

Speaker 31 a metric ton of depression.

Speaker 114 Whoa.

Speaker 1 The sobbing in the morning is so real.

Speaker 1 I had a breakdown over a coffee shop in the maid hotel because they wouldn't let me get on their Wi-Fi. I'm like, I spent $20 in carrot juice.
I just need to get some work done.

Speaker 1 Looking at my computer, sobbing, I got recognized.

Speaker 84 No.

Speaker 1 Yes, but she couldn't tell because my head was down that I was going through something. She's like, I just want to let you know I'm a huge fan.
And then I slowly get up with welled eyes.

Speaker 1 This is not one Sydney Sweeney tear.

Speaker 73 No, yes.

Speaker 98 This one is a cascade.

Speaker 97 Yes.

Speaker 115 Why didn't they let you on the Wi-Fi?

Speaker 82 Because characters wasn't enough.

Speaker 84 Because characters.

Speaker 73 Because carrot juice.

Speaker 73 Because the character, the amazing character that you brought in.

Speaker 65 Why wasn't carrot juice enough to get on the Wi-Fi?

Speaker 1 Because only hotel guests. I'm like, it's not going to cost any more money if you let me on the Wi-Fi.
I swear. And they love to turn me down.
Right. But you know what?

Speaker 1 I'm like, actually, a Karen, I feel like, doesn't get as much of a response than a victim.

Speaker 118 I'm going to cry to your face.

Speaker 1 I'm going to cry to your face. And then maybe they would let me on the Wi-Fi.
Whereas Karen is just like the wrong energy. Then they want to fight.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think if I cried to them, they still wouldn't let me on the Wi-Fi, but they would have broke like the bitchy barista.

Speaker 90 100% character.

Speaker 95 Yeah. Character

Speaker 74 because of the characters.

Speaker 119 Wait, you're so right because I don't want to start any shit.

Speaker 120 Start it.

Speaker 73 But let's go.

Speaker 94 For some reason, Brittany was like brandishing this Karen identity towards the end of the show.

Speaker 74 She was like, I'll speak to the manager.

Speaker 80 And I'm like, you don't, that's not something you brag about.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 74 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Totally. Dolores was calling her Karen left and right.
She'll say it to her face.

Speaker 73 Really?

Speaker 1 Yeah. And I'm like, that's dolo.
That's solo.

Speaker 51 One of the, I almost did it as my, I don't think so, honey, today, but I'm going to do something else, which I feel more passionately about.

Speaker 40 But one of my things is like, people are dogging Dolores for winning the traders.

Speaker 115 And I'm like, you know what?

Speaker 127 She was so faithful that even at the end, she earned it because people were like, we're going to end the game.

Speaker 127 And to still exist at the end of that whole experience and be like, we're good to share the money.

Speaker 56 Like, just like that lack of cutthroatness is playing the game as a faithful total.

Speaker 71 You can do it that way.

Speaker 84 Yes.

Speaker 1 It is what it is, you guys.

Speaker 1 she's at the end for a reason or not a reason we're all splitting the money it's how it ended yeah you know it's like i feel like it's not that deep every day she would be like please trade or kill me

Speaker 97 she did not want to be there so then i was like bitch are you a traitor like why don't you care

Speaker 1 yes bob the drag queen was like are you rich or did did you need this money i was like because at first i was like what do you mean rich he's like Bob Harper Rich lives next door to RuPaul.

Speaker 1 And I was like, no, I'm here because I need the money.

Speaker 1 You know, I'm not, this is, this is on loan, Mew, Mew. My money's still talking.
We're not whispering.

Speaker 1 Wealth whispers and I'm screaming.

Speaker 73 My gosh. We're entitled to

Speaker 73 wealth whispers and I'm screaming.

Speaker 87 Yes.

Speaker 71 Poetry.

Speaker 1 Actually, I'm like, anyone who will listen, I still haven't gotten my bonus money.

Speaker 1 What? I'm $7.99 in the hole from the wedding.

Speaker 71 Oh, like, please.

Speaker 122 $799.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's how much the wedding costs.

Speaker 16 Hold on, Venmo, you.

Speaker 1 Oh my God. Thank you.
I'm like, now I'm like, no, I still need it. Guess me.

Speaker 97 No, that's so dumb.

Speaker 122 Not that's so kill me.

Speaker 86 No.

Speaker 118 Why did I just offer that?

Speaker 9 I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I'll give you my Venmo. It's my dog's name, Annie's birthday.

Speaker 71 I had to change it. Yes.

Speaker 72 It's not your own name.

Speaker 90 No.

Speaker 73 Oh, why?

Speaker 131 Because people were charging and sending you money.

Speaker 25 They found out.

Speaker 1 They requested.

Speaker 84 Yeah.

Speaker 71 They're like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 112 And then it's one bad slip of a finger and you've given someone $2,000.

Speaker 100 Literally.

Speaker 130 Yes.

Speaker 77 I feel like the combination that you've experienced of Bachelor Nation being a vibe and being like, oh,

Speaker 104 and

Speaker 77 you and I are fellow Denver folks.

Speaker 80 Really?

Speaker 86 I grew up in Aurora.

Speaker 101 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. You're the best thing to ever come out of Aurora.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 70 Yes.

Speaker 90 You should actually like print that on merch.

Speaker 73 It's a rough.

Speaker 1 No, it is.

Speaker 70 Don't be afraid of me. Yeah, you said it, not me.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, this makes sense why, like, you're so funny. You're so successful.

Speaker 31 Yeah, baby.

Speaker 74 No, but wait, you're, you were, UCCS.

Speaker 1 yeah. You know, it's big shout out, and then you're also asking for money, probably via Venmo.

Speaker 132 Yeah, I'm like, get out of here.

Speaker 73 Yeah, you're not calling to say they're proud of me.

Speaker 1 No, they're like, alma matter.

Speaker 71 I don't care

Speaker 72 about you.

Speaker 109 Alma matter doesn't matter.

Speaker 77 You're the best thing to come out of Colorado Springs.

Speaker 1 No, actually, I don't usually own it, but you said it. Why would you?

Speaker 97 Exactly.

Speaker 1 It's like that's where I went to conversion therapy.

Speaker 1 What do you went to conversion?

Speaker 77 I went to conversion therapy in Colorado Springs. We would drive down the two hours each way, each week.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 77 And it was so funny.

Speaker 122 And then my dad and I ended bonding that way.

Speaker 72 Okay. It was kind of sweet.

Speaker 97 In the car rides.

Speaker 90 Isn't that like a cinematic piece?

Speaker 126 Right.

Speaker 135 Like bonding in the car rides, driving your son to conversion therapy.

Speaker 98 They're in back two hours.

Speaker 1 Exactly. What else is there to talk about? You've like converted him actually and accepting.

Speaker 86 Yes. Yes.

Speaker 76 But like, that is like the crucible that has forged you.

Speaker 77 Like, that is why you are like, you are iconic.

Speaker 84 Because Colorado Springs.

Speaker 14 And Broncos and Bachelor and Dancing with the Stars and now Traders.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Everyone forgets Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 85 No, but you know what? So amazing. Here's the thing.

Speaker 136 We're sitting here with someone who did a tens across the board Samba to live in La Vita Loca.

Speaker 83 And we've never had that before.

Speaker 6 We've never had that in a guest.

Speaker 1 My butt of Fogo.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Can you imagine? And I winked at the camera. I had a shot at Tequila for the first time in my life.
My old Broncos coaches were there.

Speaker 120 Oh, my God.

Speaker 103 So I was like, they were talking shit about me.

Speaker 1 They were like, where were those legs when she was on the team?

Speaker 73 Stop it.

Speaker 1 Yes. And then I winked at the camera.
I was like two-stepping. And then I shot him a wink.

Speaker 103 And you gave it to him. Yes.

Speaker 1 That's what got me my 10.

Speaker 137 I scored a 40 out of 40.

Speaker 80 40 out of 40.

Speaker 31 What was the moment?

Speaker 77 I was saying when Boublet did not give you a 10.

Speaker 73 Right. What are you thinking about?

Speaker 1 Are you talking mad shit on Michael Boublet? First of all, this is not the first, second, third, or fourth time. I will also scream it.
Michael Bouble is beat on dead to me.

Speaker 114 He

Speaker 1 like literally, I fucked me. Looked me up and down on the way to my trailer.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? I'm like, I'm for sure getting a 10 out of this.

Speaker 71 Yeah, there's no way.

Speaker 1 Yes. Do you think he was trying to flirt by giving you an iron? I don't know.
That is not the way to flirt with me. I don't do that.
Yes. I like the love bomb.

Speaker 1 I like, like, I'm all for it.

Speaker 86 Yes.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 80 Was that part of the courtship with Robbie?

Speaker 75 You're now wife.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 71 Who came on to who?

Speaker 73 Tell us what the love is coming on to who.

Speaker 1 You know what the thing is with love bombing is it's like it's only love bombing if you don't like it

Speaker 73 You're right.

Speaker 71 That's a little culture.

Speaker 73 That's a little culture number 75.

Speaker 87 You know what the thing is with love bombing? It's only love bombing if you don't like it.

Speaker 97 Right.

Speaker 1 Once you decide you don't like them, then you're like, fuck you, you love bomber.

Speaker 73 Forever.

Speaker 70 To be clear.

Speaker 1 But if you like it, you'll get married in Vegas.

Speaker 1 And it's the love of your life.

Speaker 87 Congratulations.

Speaker 71 But it's beyond love bombing now.

Speaker 99 It's been a while.

Speaker 1 It's been a while. She is, especially like in the last couple weeks, we've been so busy.
She is the, I would, I literally would not be here without her. My manager sent me the sweetest text.

Speaker 1 He's like, you are becoming so successful because of the people you surround yourself with. Like, it's just a testament to literally Robbie.
Like, she is incredible. Not one jealous bone in her body.

Speaker 1 She's like, you're my girl. Amanda, never.
Like, I've dated those. And just her sheer genuine joy for me.
Like, I check in on her every day.

Speaker 84 I'm like, are you sure this is okay?

Speaker 1 Like, I do want to prioritize our relationship above all. And I know she's the same.
So, like, love vonning or not, like, lay it on me.

Speaker 1 She's like, why are you calling me a love bombing?

Speaker 97 But it's not a love bombing.

Speaker 83 Cross the guy out if you want it.

Speaker 73 Yes.

Speaker 76 Wait, but it's interesting that you bring that up because it's like famously you went on the bachelor.

Speaker 38 And my question is for anyone that really goes on the bachelor, how genuine was that?

Speaker 107 Like, where was your head at?

Speaker 44 What was your state of mind going into the bachelor?

Speaker 51 Is it I'm going to find the man of my dreams and roll the dice on this?

Speaker 113 Or were you a fan of the show?

Speaker 1 What was the I fucked, you know?

Speaker 73 I was like, I'm here.

Speaker 86 Yeah.

Speaker 97 You're like, I fucked him up.

Speaker 1 Fucked him. It's like, I know what I'm supposed to do.

Speaker 1 And like, and the whole time I was thinking, it's me, you know? I'm like, why can't I have a relationship? I was obviously dating like the wrong gender. So I was like, this is it.
I'm at the age.

Speaker 1 I've done the work. I can fall in love with this.
toe looking ass,

Speaker 1 you know, skinny jean wearing. This is my guy.

Speaker 90 So when you get out of of the car and you see him, is there something that happens?

Speaker 115 Because you're on the bachelor where you're like, is it something like in your brain that makes him an object of affection?

Speaker 141 Cause now you look back and you're like, nah.

Speaker 84 Totally.

Speaker 1 Have you seen his dancing videos? Oh my God, they will make you run. I'm going to send you one and you wish you didn't have eyes.

Speaker 1 Like there, but there is people who are like, did the producers manipulate you? I'm like, I manipulated myself.

Speaker 86 Like you're in an environment.

Speaker 1 The competition aspect is huge. You're gaslighting yourself.
That's all you talk about in interviews. So you're like, man, I really am in love with him.
Like, I can do this.

Speaker 1 Thank God I escaped that by the skin of my teeth.

Speaker 120 I know.

Speaker 123 And then told him to fuck off at the end when he wanted to walk you out.

Speaker 71 Yeah. No.

Speaker 83 Yeah.

Speaker 1 My face full of disdain. I'm like,

Speaker 71 come on.

Speaker 132 How did I do that?

Speaker 58 Do you think it was that moment that secured you the bachelorette offer?

Speaker 51 Because you kind of were just like, wow, we've never really had someone be this flavor of fuck off.

Speaker 1 Toad, I definitely thought, but nobody else did, including the producers. I went into my interviews because I interview a lot of like women for The Bachelorette.

Speaker 1 And I was texting my producer who we have a really good relationship with. And I was like, what do you, I have this in the bag.
Like, what do you mean they're interviewing anyone else?

Speaker 1 Like, I'm sure it's just because they have to.

Speaker 1 And like, lo and behold, that, like, it was not going to be me for a long time. I'm like, what?

Speaker 130 News to me.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Were they just going to have Rachel?

Speaker 1 I think so. Yeah.

Speaker 86 Yeah.

Speaker 77 But then overall, can you like average out the whole experience across like the entirety of the bachelor run? Are you like, glad I did it?

Speaker 106 Yeah. Yeah.
No, regrets. Absolutely.

Speaker 73 There you go.

Speaker 86 That's great. Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, I'm like, I would do it for the accommodations alone. First class, great champagne, penthouse.

Speaker 1 The Bachelor is the one show that I've been on that has treated us really like stars, like the full thing. Yes, like trailers, glam every day, great accommodations.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So leaving that, I'm like, what is this?

Speaker 31 Right.

Speaker 77 Because I feel like there's little things trickling out of Traders production where it's like, oh no, we all stay at the hotel next to the airport.

Speaker 1 I cannot confirm.

Speaker 71 And we love Peacock.

Speaker 56 You guys are cultural awards winners for best streaming survey.

Speaker 78 Alex coming. You know how we love you.

Speaker 39 We know he wasn't staying in the day.

Speaker 90 Wasn't it staying in a day?

Speaker 1 No, I may or may not supposed to be saying this, but we stayed in the castle. And I will die on that hill.

Speaker 74 We stayed in the castle.

Speaker 57 And basically, like, that really was you getting ready for bed, right?

Speaker 73 And the b-roll.

Speaker 1 Yes, full face and makeup. They told me to jade roll my, and I thought they were going to slow it down, but I was like,

Speaker 130 I'm like, that is not how you jade roll.

Speaker 134 My favorite thing that's ever happened in the history of the traders is at one point the traders are discussing in the second season murdering Larsa.

Speaker 98 And she's reading a book and she flips at least 13 pages in once.

Speaker 56 They were like, Larsa, read the book.

Speaker 118 We're like, Larsa, don't play.

Speaker 100 Yes.

Speaker 1 We're like, get on your selfies, get on your feet, only OnlyFans.

Speaker 72 This is not for pleasure.

Speaker 104 The foot money.

Speaker 84 Yes.

Speaker 1 Good for her. I'm a stan of Real Housewives of Miami.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 89 Thank you for saying that.

Speaker 97 We think it's top three.

Speaker 95 Absolutely.

Speaker 107 A couple seasons ago, it was like unbelievable.

Speaker 57 Last year it was iffy. But we love Salt Lake.

Speaker 71 We love Miami.

Speaker 71 Glad Atlanta's back.

Speaker 131 Glad Atlanta's back.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 31 Jersey, obviously, dolo. Love Jersey.

Speaker 1 Jersey, yes. Yes.
She was my number one.

Speaker 1 She's what got me into the franchise. Me too.

Speaker 85 Yes. Literally saying.

Speaker 90 She reminds me of all my mom's friends. Literally.

Speaker 73 I don't know how to explain it.

Speaker 144 She's like so down to the earth and salt of the earth.

Speaker 127 And there's something about like the loyalty thing, which I don't ascribe to kind of at all.

Speaker 140 I think if you demand loyalty, it's a huge red flag.

Speaker 97 But with her, I'm like, I know it's authentic to you, and therefore I will ride for you with this value.

Speaker 1 I completely agree. You said it perfectly.
I am ride or die if I fuck with you, but also I'm not.

Speaker 73 That's different.

Speaker 31 Saying you're ride or die.

Speaker 78 It's not the same as like, I'm,

Speaker 119 I can't explain it.

Speaker 1 I, the demanding loyalty you put perfectly.

Speaker 72 Yeah, it's a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 Because it's like, yes, that you cannot go into a relationship with expectations because then it's not genuine.

Speaker 1 So I don't really demand loyalty. Maybe, I don't know.

Speaker 136 Because it means you're going to do something fucked up.

Speaker 84 It's like, it's like, if I'm coming out here being like, I demand loyalty from you, I'm like, okay, what's going to be the gun to my head situation that you're insinuating will be in at some point in time that I need to ride for you despite anything.

Speaker 97 Right. I don't love that.

Speaker 1 Yeah. They're waiting for you to fuck up.

Speaker 23 And that's my opinion about what Teresa Judice does on New Jersey.

Speaker 1 Oh, Dolores.

Speaker 39 Not to wade into it, but like, that's my one thing with Dolores is I'm like, I understand this is a core value.

Speaker 71 You're straddling the line.

Speaker 85 But sometimes you got to call it the way you see it.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Teresa is such a liability.
The fact that Dolores can stick with her, I'm like, damn, girl.

Speaker 86 She's loyal.

Speaker 31 I mean, I guess she's right.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 When you're in the traders because i would imagine you're like you're obviously a huge fan of reality tv like did you watch the gamer type shows like are you a survivor person no when boston rob came in and everyone like shit their pants or like got wet like dywin

Speaker 1 yes and like have seen like old tick tocks of him where he had like mad swag and that accent i had no idea i'm like who's this backwards hat looking ass

Speaker 1 like i'm not i don't care about him but no i didn't watch any like gamer stuff i quickly learned you quickly learned?

Speaker 14 I don't think it held you back.

Speaker 77 Like, I mean, did it clearly not, right?

Speaker 1 No, yeah. I went after Tony first because he was just like, he was so chaotic.
He has such a big heart, but you have no idea what is going on in that cute little head.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, he's got to go.

Speaker 107 So, especially because he's like, all you need to hear is he's a two-time winner of survival.

Speaker 72 Right. You know, we'll get him out.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And all the gamers do it to themselves because they come in being like, I want to be a trader so bad and I would be the first to be recruited.

Speaker 1 So like, I'm I'm curious how other seasons are going to go. I feel like they need a trader season of like just gamers and just like dumb reality.

Speaker 143 Yeah.

Speaker 147 Or and then another one of just, just, we'll call them normies, like non-TV folks, because now that the UK is back, it's like, oh, that pops off.

Speaker 1 I love the civilian.

Speaker 123 So do you watch the international trader seasons?

Speaker 1 No. You might.

Speaker 39 Like, there's like.

Speaker 44 an incredible season of Australia.

Speaker 123 I think it's Australia season one.

Speaker 134 And then there's UK series one and three, which I just finished.

Speaker 127 You'll have like a really different appreciation for it when you see, because there's no reality people at all.

Speaker 140 It's just like kind of normies that they cast.

Speaker 98 Yeah.

Speaker 20 But there's something about it when, and this speaks to you as well, when these people really need the money.

Speaker 1 That's the thing. The stakes are not high enough for us.

Speaker 1 For some people, like, that's why, like, when Danielle at the reunion was like, I was doing anything I can for the money. I'm like, respect.
Yeah, honey. You swear I'm your grandchildren.

Speaker 1 I'm not your grandkid. I don't know what they're going to think when you go home to them and have your first dinner.
Like I'd be like, damn, grandma.

Speaker 1 But like good for you.

Speaker 1 Like I've done like, you know, way more

Speaker 86 for less.

Speaker 73 For less.

Speaker 1 I'm begging you for $7.99.

Speaker 86 And he'll give it.

Speaker 97 Please.

Speaker 73 I'll supplement. No.

Speaker 83 I'll give a filler.

Speaker 97 Okay.

Speaker 1 No, no, I cannot. I'm going to have to give it to someone who's like begging for money.

Speaker 132 Yeah, no. You know, for their college tuition.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm not Nicki Minaj. I'm sorry.
But weddings.

Speaker 1 Like, not yet.

Speaker 132 One day.

Speaker 87 One day.

Speaker 78 You are the next Nikki.

Speaker 99 You kind of.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 71 There you have cream though, guys.

Speaker 71 You don't think so?

Speaker 1 I don't, it's a lot of pressure. I'm like, now that I'm growing, I'm like, fuck you guys.
You're not going to like it here all the time. Like, I swear, I need the bar to be so low.
Like, I don't know.

Speaker 77 It's not about where the bar. It's not about a vertical level of the bar.

Speaker 77 It's about a horizontal placement because you are showing, you're you're literally like telling us like what your medication doses are on your pot.

Speaker 31 You know, you're being real as fuck and people are loving you for it.

Speaker 149 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Honestly, and this sounds like trite, but it's like, because I wish somebody else did that. And some people do that on TikTok, which is why I started because there's so much stigma still.

Speaker 1 Like when I was in my 20s, that's when I really needed to be medicated.

Speaker 101 Well, and now I'm like, I act like I'm fixed, but it's like, no, because I'm medicated.

Speaker 97 Which is, yes, version of of fixed day.

Speaker 99 Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 But nobody talked about it. Right.
You know, it was so taboo. Now I meet someone.
I'm like, what meds are you on? Yeah. Because we're all on some, what meds are you on?

Speaker 31 I was on Lexapro.

Speaker 71 I just read my adorable.

Speaker 84 Yes.

Speaker 97 Love. Yeah.

Speaker 38 Actually, I had a real moment yesterday where I was like, I showed up to a place I was supposed to go and like socialize.

Speaker 44 And I realized I was too high.

Speaker 105 And I was like, wait, I didn't need to be like.

Speaker 82 So stoned to be here.

Speaker 90 So now I'm like trying to make a concerted effort to actually back off the self-medicating with marijuana because it's gotten to a point which is too much.

Speaker 1 I did that. I went through the same thing and you'll be happy because you're like, why do I have to like put myself through this? You know, it's like self-sabotage in a way.

Speaker 127 You know what it is for me?

Speaker 44 It's like, this just makes me nervous because of my like family history, but it's like when I start forgetting things, I'm like, hold the plug.

Speaker 51 Like, like, don't do anything to your brain where you could like create holes in it and whatever.

Speaker 135 Like, it's just what I'm on this week right now is it's like every time I even like a thought leaves my mind and it won't come back.

Speaker 73 I'm like, well, it's because I absolutely fry my brain and this is different.

Speaker 99 This is not my own doing.

Speaker 130 And I'm like, where's the genetic testing? I know it's early on.

Speaker 97 I'm like, I have to cheer.

Speaker 87 Yeah, I have to eat clean.

Speaker 90 Yeah, I become a vegan and like, you know, change my literal life. I start becoming Dylan Ephron down to Earth.

Speaker 72 Yes.

Speaker 73 I can't with the activities he gets into.

Speaker 99 By the way, his B-roll in the castle was just him shirtless over here, him shirtless over there.

Speaker 83 Literally every time from the ceiling.

Speaker 1 I know. I'm like, the real estate of his biceps.
I'm like, what about the real estate of like my nipple?

Speaker 1 Like, come on, which you like, might get a nip flip and don't tell me I want it to be out. That is intentional.

Speaker 101 And I'm like, come on.

Speaker 1 Like, the women have to like be smart, be funny, serve looks

Speaker 1 and be smart. And he just has to, I mean, the amount of abs he has is insane.

Speaker 85 I feel like it's not just a six-pack.

Speaker 1 It's 16 or something.

Speaker 65 Yeah.

Speaker 107 It's like a fully shredded and he's so, he's actually so thin.

Speaker 89 Yeah.

Speaker 127 I mean, like, it's like the V, sure, but it's like beyond that.

Speaker 107 It's like, it's like a really sculpted, perfected male physique and a fish.

Speaker 76 Wide chest, little waist.

Speaker 82 It's, it's Efron face. Efron face.

Speaker 122 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wow. Ugh, I know.

Speaker 1 I'm like, come on, you guys.

Speaker 71 Come, come.

Speaker 25 Was there any part of you that was like, look at him hanging from that thing?

Speaker 1 No, like we, when he got mic'd, like, me and Bob the Drag Queen would be like,

Speaker 95 That sucked that Bob was gone.

Speaker 71 So no.

Speaker 71 I know.

Speaker 1 We were so close. Like, you know, the like BTS that Alan posts, it's just me turning around,

Speaker 1 like, looking up at him. He'd be like, get away from me.
Like, I'm so clingy when I like someone. So I would just like follow him around also.

Speaker 1 And he's like, please get away from me, which is why I was so surprised that he was a traitor. But I'm like, we never talked about the game.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 1 We always talked about it. I was like, I don't give a fuck who you think is a traitor.
Like, I just want to hang.

Speaker 73 Right.

Speaker 97 That honestly probably helped you though, right?

Speaker 44 For the first, like, at least half of it is like, you know, being an old person, making your authentic connections.

Speaker 20 And then all of a sudden, it's like you snapped into a game mode when you kind of had to.

Speaker 1 Exactly. But you kind of knew going in, you know, you know, everything's a social game.
It's like you have to be able to pivot. That's the strategy.
They're like, you had an alliance.

Speaker 1 It's like, but I knew it wasn't going to last. It's like people are going to fall off.
You're going to be alone at some point.

Speaker 1 And then it's kind of going to be easier because nothing's personal. But it's like, I feel like you should just understand that, right? It's just like innate.
It's wife. Totally.

Speaker 77 And only, it only this season got personal within the traders.

Speaker 122 Yeah.

Speaker 80 In a way that was like, oh, this is a little ugly.

Speaker 71 I agree.

Speaker 65 In a way, that's why you gagged watching that.

Speaker 84 Insane.

Speaker 1 When Carolyn in the turret, this I'll never forget, when they were like, who should we go after? Who should we go after? And she was like, Danielle. Like just the three of them.

Speaker 1 And like the audacity

Speaker 1 is incredible.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 51 That has to be so wild to be on literally participating in a reality show and more than half of it is happening in a place that you can't see.

Speaker 88 Yeah.

Speaker 51 And then you really, like, I guess you didn't really understand what the show was giving until it was on.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I knew they were taking up so much screen time.
I knew there was like a subplot in a plot. And I'm like, fuck you.

Speaker 1 Like, I just want some. Please share.

Speaker 1 Every day when we would get like de-miked, the EPs would come in, like jaw on the floor.

Speaker 1 This is the best television we've ever seen. I'm like, I know it's not because of us.
Wow. I know it's not because of the fake.

Speaker 98 I'm surprised they even said that.

Speaker 1 Oh, they were freaking out almost every night. They knew.
And I'm like, are you lying to us at this point? But it's like, because we didn't know what was going on in the turret.

Speaker 142 But that gasses you up in a way that makes you a little suspicious.

Speaker 122 And you're like, okay, well, something's happening behind a veil that we're not privy to.

Speaker 1 We knew they were drama the whole time. I'm like, you guys are giving.
So I need to go into my interviews. Do you guys do NAD? I have heard of it.

Speaker 31 What's D?

Speaker 71 NAD.

Speaker 103 And I have NAD.

Speaker 106 Like, that is.

Speaker 73 I love it.

Speaker 99 You feel like you can lift a car after you're going to be able to do it.

Speaker 1 I question the legality because I'm like, I'm here week after week. Like, I'm a fiend.
This is the substance. But you could.

Speaker 97 They gave NAD. Did you want to?

Speaker 1 No, but

Speaker 86 you didn't know where this is going to be.

Speaker 97 I'm with you. I'm hanging on here every word.

Speaker 1 Okay, so there's like a nasal spray. It's legal in the UK.
I've gotten it in the UK. So I got the nasal spray.
It's so strong. I did it up my nose before my promos.

Speaker 1 My blood vessel blew. I had a red eye.
I'm like, something's got to change. So I was wording it in the back of my mouth.

Speaker 1 I would dope NAD before every interview. So I could be like talking shit, like, fuck you, Dylan Apron.
Like, come on. His head's so far up my ass.

Speaker 85 He can't see straight.

Speaker 114 He's like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 And before the roundtable.

Speaker 73 Yeah. Before the roundtable.

Speaker 114 It helps you think.

Speaker 107 You are doping.

Speaker 1 I was doping. It lasts like 20 minutes, but that's enough to get you through the beginning, which is like the most nervous you are.

Speaker 77 When, like, when the seals are being broken on who's

Speaker 77 being spotlit this week or something.

Speaker 31 And so

Speaker 77 I always felt like your presence at roundtable was so measured.

Speaker 80 And I guess that's why.

Speaker 76 Is that you're saying that's why you were so like clear?

Speaker 1 That and propanolol.

Speaker 72 Crossing your arms.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was like, yes, my heart rate's in the 40s. I'm feeling good.

Speaker 87 Maybe 38.

Speaker 1 I can think so clearly. Yeah.
I was like, come for me.

Speaker 73 They're like, you should be a lawyer. I'm like,

Speaker 73 I'm dropped up.

Speaker 1 Like, this is what anybody needs if they want to be a lawyer.

Speaker 30 Oh, my God.

Speaker 86 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which everyone who's listening to this, it's not a benzo. No.
You know, it doesn't affect your, it just makes you think clearly. So there is still a skill.
I'm not attributing all of this.

Speaker 1 I haven't had NAD in 10 days.

Speaker 85 You know what?

Speaker 87 Like, I will.

Speaker 118 come on, come on, give me some credit.

Speaker 83 I'm telling you,

Speaker 156 I've had it through the IV.

Speaker 85 Like what I mean?

Speaker 57 So there's an option you can do, which is like exclusively NAD Plus, and it literally takes about, it took me about two hours to get through the bag.

Speaker 90 It's for real.

Speaker 57 You lay there and you feel like there's like a million pounds on you.

Speaker 127 I'm telling you, when you get up, this is the only time I've really understood.

Speaker 90 You know, when they say like a new mom can lift a car for babies under a car?

Speaker 127 By the way, a scenario that I'm like, who came up with that?

Speaker 31 Like, why was the baby under a car?

Speaker 1 I'm like, that's me on prednisone.

Speaker 71 Literally.

Speaker 57 you do the energy plus, you are the you are mother, your mother, yeah, absolutely, yeah.

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Speaker 69 My question about the roundtable is how long does it take?

Speaker 95 Hours. Is it actually that long?

Speaker 85 Hours.

Speaker 1 Like maybe we don't have like time at all, but it's, I would say, pushing two hours, maybe two and a half, three.

Speaker 107 So when it seems like someone is voting for something really random, like let's just say a lot of Dolores's votes, it wasn't that they were like necessarily super random because I would imagine the person that she's written down has gotten time at that round.

Speaker 1 Not the case for Dolores,

Speaker 1 but the case for everybody else that you may see voting randomly. Like all the times Dylan voted for me, we were going head-to-head.

Speaker 106 Dylan? Yes.

Speaker 84 Yeah.

Speaker 80 And they cut all that.

Speaker 1 All of it. I ate him alive, which is probably why they did.

Speaker 74 Oh, they wanted him to be the golden boy.

Speaker 1 boy yeah yeah so but yeah we really went hunt i'm like come on like that wasn't danielle was not my only good round table sure i had a bunch you did eat that round table

Speaker 1 yes every production would text us every week being like how'd you like the episode i'm like where am i you're like you're in it cabby like you're doing remember that you did win yes people on social media love you and i'm like more

Speaker 1 it can never be enough where am i what did you say to dylan what like what got cut can you reveal like do you remember you You probably don't.

Speaker 1 In the teaser at the beginning of the season, before it started, I was like, watch your cocky attitude because it's going to get you in trouble.

Speaker 132 Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 1 Yes, he was accusing me because he had just gotten Bob the Drag Queen out with the help of Boston Rob. It's like a lot of it, it is some like whatever intuition strategy, but a lot of it is luck.

Speaker 1 People are like, the game plays itself, which I really believe. But yeah, you know, I pulled all the cards.

Speaker 1 I'm like, you're coming after me because my personality, because you never met a woman like me.

Speaker 73 Oh,

Speaker 31 period, actually.

Speaker 86 I'm like, I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 73 You're like, just a little bit of energy plus and a little bit of honesty.

Speaker 114 Yes, yes.

Speaker 84 Just a little bit of everything. This can exist.

Speaker 1 It doesn't mean I'm a traitor manipulator because my tits and my ass are out. That is the definition of misogyny.

Speaker 71 There you go.

Speaker 30 I wish you would give him a lesson.

Speaker 100 Literally.

Speaker 1 And he is so sweet. I know he's a lady.
You know, he's just an easy scapegoat because whenever I talk to Dylan, it's all of the men.

Speaker 71 Yeah. You know what I mean?

Speaker 100 You are a standard. Yes.
Yeah.

Speaker 121 Dylan does

Speaker 78 kind of accomplish so much.

Speaker 76 He is like, he can be the hero.

Speaker 77 There was a moment when he was going after, when he was like going after Bob, the drag queen, in a way that I was like, no, no, no, don't go after Bob, where I started to see him as a villain.

Speaker 77 But then he would become this easy stand-in for like all the males on the cast.

Speaker 76 Like he just, he's so flexible as a character on this show.

Speaker 31 Yes. In a way that is good, I think.

Speaker 1 Totally. It was, there was no question ever that he wasn't a faithful.

Speaker 1 And he really does his brain because he loves those game shows he really is strategy i'm like how do you think that many steps ahead and a lot of times he was right he was so right yeah even like down at the end with the whole britney thing where when danielle like you know had something nice to say to everybody except britney i'm just like that is so perceptual i thought that was that was

Speaker 105 because it was literally giving britney away i was like in a way it's like i totally i don't know what they say and i'm also not one of those people who's like dunking on danielle constantly because i think she's gotten a lot of abuse and i really don't think it's fair

Speaker 38 but my thing with that was I was just like,

Speaker 38 like, you kind of did give away that it's her because in insinuating that she betrayed you,

Speaker 44 the only way she could be in that position is if she had knowledge that she then betrayed.

Speaker 73 Right.

Speaker 88 So that was tipped it a little far from me.

Speaker 1 Yeah. The whole thing, once the recruit or like suspected recruit happened, we're like, there goes Brittany.
There was just no other option, really.

Speaker 1 She should have gone for like Dylan or something because then it would have been a little more confusing, but it was just like too obvious.

Speaker 1 And then Britney changed, like when Dylan was like, Britney's acting now, I'm like, damn, I'm not giving you enough credit, Dylan.

Speaker 100 I'm like, why do you have to say that?

Speaker 73 But it's real.

Speaker 109 Yeah, it's really real.

Speaker 22 Like, I wonder, would you do like an all-star season?

Speaker 1 I know. I'm like, it's too early to say because I haven't got my money yet.

Speaker 97 I can't believe you haven't got the money.

Speaker 1 Literally, once I get it pre-taxed, come on, my account. We'll figure it out.

Speaker 100 Yes.

Speaker 1 Don't hit the UK taxes and then the U.S. like a bonus, you know.
But, but I don't know. Part of it, it was like the most fun show I've done to watch back.

Speaker 102 Oh, great.

Speaker 1 Yes. And it's just like, it's pretty innocent.
There's not a lot, but but filming was way more stressful than it led on. But I think doing it the second time around, you have more experience.

Speaker 77 I mean, you are like getting hung out of like a helicopter by the end, which is crazy.

Speaker 1 Oh my God, I freaked out. I'm like, you're not letting me say goodbye to my family.

Speaker 1 You are liable. I know Dylan's going to cut this rope.

Speaker 73 Like

Speaker 1 at any second he gets, I was literally buckled in by one buckle. I'm like, is there any other buckles? They're like, no, I'm not going anywhere.

Speaker 1 But me, at least give me like some kind of a psychological safety because it was a huge buckle. They know what they're doing.
They're like, we promise it's safe.

Speaker 1 I'm like, by concept, this is not safe.

Speaker 83 It's not safe.

Speaker 1 In any stretch of the imagination, I will not recommend it to anybody. I'm like, I have a fully formed frontal lobe and amygdala.

Speaker 114 So you're fear centered.

Speaker 1 So I'm like, you're just not getting me. I came back and Brittany and Dolores were like, how was it? I'm like,

Speaker 144 I was surprised Dolores went up there, to be honest with you.

Speaker 1 Same and Brittany.

Speaker 86 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Riddled with fear.

Speaker 90 There was also that part where it was like when Dolores was partnered with God Lover, Chris,

Speaker 90 with the bugs. Yeah.

Speaker 177 And like Chris pulled out right away.

Speaker 82 I was watching it being like, Dolo, you would have lasted two more minutes.

Speaker 88 I know you've been watching me for years on that show.

Speaker 145 I think this partnership was not built to last the bug challenge.

Speaker 90 Right.

Speaker 1 No, she was like, I picked the wrong partner. I'm like, I beg to differ.

Speaker 83 I think you picked the right partner.

Speaker 97 You guys were out of there quick.

Speaker 73 Wait, who was your partner again?

Speaker 1 Carolyn.

Speaker 80 And you guys made it through.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we did. I was like, Carolyn, I'm so ready to go whenever you are.
I just don't want it to be my fault.

Speaker 1 I don't want anything. And she was like, let's keep going.
I'm like, fuck. But it was kind of like, it was a big moment.
People were like, I'm so proud of you. I'm like, same, fuck those maggots.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 71 Yeah, they're really everywhere. Everywhere.

Speaker 84 Yes.

Speaker 84 What about Carolyn?

Speaker 51 Like, were you as gooped as everyone when she ultimately was a traitor?

Speaker 44 Were you on, did you ever think that before it was happening?

Speaker 1 No, only that day. It was like after the chessboard challenge where she was kind of giving away too much and other people brought it to me.
I'm like, oh, damn, I could see it.

Speaker 1 Because it was the same as Bob the Jack Queen. We just didn't talk about the game.

Speaker 101 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 And she didn't manipulate or try and lie to anyone. She was just like, what do you think? What do you think? So I never thought anything of it.
I didn't totally think she was a faithful.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I'll figure this out later. But like, I'm sharing her vape.
Like, we're having having a good time.

Speaker 126 You need to have the vape?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Amazing. You're not allowed to share it, but I was puffing, puffing.
I'm like, come on, NID puff.

Speaker 97 Yes.

Speaker 1 This is my cocktail.

Speaker 114 Go fucking quirter at the round table.

Speaker 95 I am obsessed.

Speaker 95 No notes on the way you put.

Speaker 73 Wow.

Speaker 139 No. Yeah.

Speaker 31 And an iconic turn.

Speaker 122 So, yeah.

Speaker 77 I mean, well done. Congratulations.

Speaker 2 I think it's time to ask Debbie question.

Speaker 71 Absolutely. 100%.

Speaker 129 So, this is when we ask: what was the culture that made you say culture was for you?

Speaker 1 Honestly, girls.

Speaker 73 Yes.

Speaker 71 Come on. You're right.

Speaker 51 And you know what's crazy that it got it right in the moment as it was airing.

Speaker 51 And as you watch it now, looking back, I mean, we were like New Yorkers at that era, like that relatively a little bit younger than close to their age.

Speaker 81 It is aging like a fine one.

Speaker 1 I agree. I totally agree.
And when you re-watch it, you like understand how you've changed.

Speaker 103 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's so good. I'm like, fuck, Jess is a pick-me.

Speaker 1 Oh, but like, yes, when I watched it the first time, I wanted to be her because I'm a pick-me. I mean, there's no character that you don't hate.

Speaker 86 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, yes, but it's like you love him and you hate him. Marnie.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 86 A work of art.

Speaker 84 Work of art. Yes.

Speaker 90 That was unfortunately me.

Speaker 123 And I remember you had, you're, remember when Mike Spence had on your door, it was a sign when you would leave Bowen's apartment. There was a sign that said, don't be Marnie.

Speaker 25 Don't be Marnie.

Speaker 89 Yes. Yes.

Speaker 121 Oh my God. There was a sign in my apartment.

Speaker 83 I'll never forget it.

Speaker 1 Because you're like, that's me, unfortunately.

Speaker 56 Yeah, no, it could be all of us, but the thing is, it could be all of us.

Speaker 88 Yes. And that was what was so genius about those four characters.

Speaker 44 It was like, it called back to Sex in the City in a way where it was like, you could watch the show and see yourself and all of them.

Speaker 14 But this was like the alti, like Brooklyn, like nouveau version of what that show was.

Speaker 123 It was like, yet again, we've done it.

Speaker 140 These are like more explicitly unsavory people.

Speaker 144 And what they do is like worse and speak to the time a little bit more.

Speaker 126 But it was a perfect sequel to that

Speaker 80 Where you, I think, and this is a compliment because I think she's the least unlikable one.

Speaker 9 I think you're a full Shosh.

Speaker 86 I love Shosh. Yeah.

Speaker 73 Yes.

Speaker 1 Yeah. She's kind of kookie crazy.

Speaker 76 But she was just so smart in the end.

Speaker 1 Totally. But she comes off as kind of dumb.

Speaker 77 But like the episode where they go to the, like, the North Fork Camptons house or whatever, and like Shosh is just on one because she's drunk.

Speaker 75 Yeah.

Speaker 77 And she's just like tearing into all of them.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Sometimes you need to.

Speaker 71 Sometimes you need to sit of all of you.

Speaker 1 She's sick of all of It makes you stronger

Speaker 1 as a relationship.

Speaker 101 She's bonds.

Speaker 107 She actually was the most mature because she was the one who got who she actually, if you watch it again from the beginning, she's the most open.

Speaker 57 She's like so thirsty for like Jess's approval and like to be involved with those girls.

Speaker 144 And she was kind of like side charactery there for a little, like definitely number four on the call sheet.

Speaker 127 And then by the end, she was the first one to be like, I don't want to be friends with you guys.

Speaker 123 I don't like you guys.

Speaker 90 You haven't been good for me.

Speaker 57 You all need to grow up like I am.

Speaker 1 So ultimately, she was the the character who was able to mature the fastest yes no i agree and i can relate to that character always the one that's like wanting to fit in so bad because like when you don't fit into a friend group or they're like not giving you attention like it hurts so bad to be that girl but we all have yeah you know even on housewives and i feel like sometimes they pull in new housewives and you can tell who was like that angie from salt lake city

Speaker 1 and i'm like fuck i relate and letting like doing it and letting it all hang out and doing it so confidently.

Speaker 31 And now she's blossomed.

Speaker 1 Exactly. And now people understand her.
I think she's so funny. Like, she seems like she's a really good time.

Speaker 25 She came on our podcast.

Speaker 44 She's the only, she's the only one that's been on the show.

Speaker 20 We kind of like don't ask a lot of housewives because we like this to be a space where we can kind of rip the piss out of them.

Speaker 97 But with her, we're just like, let's go.

Speaker 88 It's our last episode of 2024.

Speaker 114 It's Angie Kay.

Speaker 1 I love it. Yes.
I'm waiting for the perfect housewife. Yeah.
Lisa Renna wants to come on.

Speaker 90 I'm like, she's coming on our show, we believe.

Speaker 31 She'll be fine.

Speaker 120 She'll be fine.

Speaker 156 I think, I think you should have her on.

Speaker 97 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 120 What about what I need?

Speaker 1 No, I want, I need the pressure.

Speaker 91 You two, you two together.

Speaker 109 Very interesting. No, interesting.

Speaker 1 No, I'm going to say, like, compelling.

Speaker 91 Like, I need to hear this conversation.

Speaker 1 The same. Yes.
I love her. And she's iconic.
Yes. I'm like, yes, I'm going to say something controversial and this sucks.
Like, we, Robbie and I talk about it all the time.

Speaker 1 It's like, her daughters, how do you feel that you're never going to be as iconic as your mom?

Speaker 99 Yeah, no, 100%.

Speaker 82 And you know what's funny?

Speaker 97 The

Speaker 98 The second she got off Housewives, she then like hit the fashion circuit harder than either of them. Like, it's a moment.

Speaker 1 She's an icon. She's working with the sickest photographers.
She does the most editorials. She's timeless.
She shows the fuck up at Mark Jacobs. Yeah.

Speaker 101 Wait, were you at that show too?

Speaker 1 No, I've never been to a show. That's why I'm wearing Mew Mew.
You're desperate.

Speaker 84 You look great.

Speaker 73 Thank you.

Speaker 129 That's a really, really good color.

Speaker 58 Really?

Speaker 143 Thank you.

Speaker 1 Yes, I'm waiting for a nip

Speaker 69 still.

Speaker 83 They're sort of there.

Speaker 1 Is it like how far is she going to go? It is.

Speaker 130 No, this one definitely is.

Speaker 1 And it's white and see-through.

Speaker 31 Your abundance of nipples.

Speaker 1 Sorry, Donnie.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I am going to like Blake Lively at some point.

Speaker 65 Wait, does she have an idea?

Speaker 1 No, where she's just like, I'm sexually harassed.

Speaker 1 But she's the one who's doing it.

Speaker 87 That's a Blake Lively.

Speaker 1 But she's the one who's doing it. I'm like, oh my God, my poor podcast editor where I'm like, you can name this one like clit burnt off, like masturbating for money.
I'm like, no comments, please.

Speaker 1 Just do it.

Speaker 76 But like, to go back to this, this idea that you could be a Nicki Minaj for a new generation.

Speaker 73 It's like

Speaker 31 there's no too high of praise.

Speaker 153 No, no, it's like.

Speaker 80 Gabby, people are like.

Speaker 1 Coming from you is insane.

Speaker 106 No, no, no.

Speaker 1 Like, yes, if I didn't have my Adivan last night, my pro panel, I'd be having a panic attack.

Speaker 1 But I'm fully charged, baby.

Speaker 131 Honestly, I will say, I hadn't thought about carrying around NAD, but now I'm really excited about thinking about it.

Speaker 101 Get the nasal, nasal, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yes, I did. Don't do it in your nose because you'll bloodshot your eyes, do it in your mouth.
In your mouth, okay.

Speaker 75 Spray in the mouth. Yes.

Speaker 113 Nasal spray in the mouth.

Speaker 116 Yeah.

Speaker 85 Do you think the same thing?

Speaker 54 Do you think you breathed in too hard?

Speaker 1 I think it's just like it is, I think, just a strong kind of abrasive. Because you see how NAD fucks you up.
Yeah. I mean, it's

Speaker 1 when you're getting it. So it's just too much for the little nose.

Speaker 51 What happens is I don't even have it put in the bag anymore. They do an injection.

Speaker 97 Oh,

Speaker 1 we're on the same thing.

Speaker 84 I get it right here.

Speaker 106 Yeah.

Speaker 127 And sometimes they're like, do you want it in your butt or do you want it in the arm?

Speaker 116 And I'm always like, I don't know.

Speaker 113 I asked you to come to my home to give me this.

Speaker 30 It's just me and you.

Speaker 31 I don't want to like drop trowel.

Speaker 72 Like even I have boundaries at times.

Speaker 1 Same.

Speaker 58 With this medical professional.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. I'll do the arms sometimes.
It's like, there's really no saying.

Speaker 85 Well, when they come to your house, like, because occasionally I'll treat myself and like I'll get IV at my house.

Speaker 81 And I had one nurse that came over to my house and she had just gone through a breakup.

Speaker 74 And it was like, they're in your house for like 45 minutes to an hour.

Speaker 23 So I ended up like being a real shoulder to cry on for this traveling IV nurse.

Speaker 113 And she was like really going through it.

Speaker 116 And then I had her again three months later and she's still having a hard time.

Speaker 1 Oh, girl, we got to get over it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, girl, you need some NAD.

Speaker 98 If some dick, that's when, that's when love bombing goes wrong.

Speaker 106 Yes. Yeah.
She went to love bombing.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 40 And I was like, I'm so sad.

Speaker 55 And then she cried in my apartment.

Speaker 126 But for her,

Speaker 77 I think she probably was, for lack of a better word, triggered when she came back to your apartment three months later.

Speaker 127 You know what? Maybe.

Speaker 71 Maybe. You know what I mean? Yeah.

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Speaker 77 Now, when you and Robbie go back to Vegas now, like is it going to be like, it's going to be a happy place.

Speaker 80 It's always going to be a happy place for you guys.

Speaker 1 yes we're not Vegas people like we don't like to gamble like they have good shopping but so does LA and we're in New York a lot but now we're like we have to go here once a year I do yes

Speaker 1 person you might that might go to two three times you'll start to really like it we love the nostalgia we went to the Hamptons once at the beginning of our relationship for our first time both of our first times she grew up in New York but like obviously never went to the Hamptons she grew up with nine siblings and her mom was just like fuck no

Speaker 1 so we went now we're like we we have to go every year. We went last summer for a wedding, a chic wedding.
So we have to go. So it's like Vegas and the Hamptons.

Speaker 71 Yeah, those are

Speaker 31 the regular places.

Speaker 31 I'm slowly becoming a Vegas person.

Speaker 143 Are you? Because I hadn't been back for like 12 years.

Speaker 77 I went back to see Shania and Twin and Mariah Carey.

Speaker 31 We had the best.

Speaker 1 I want to see Mariah Carrie's been on your pod. She's my all-time.
Yes, on road trips.

Speaker 71 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 I love her. She gets me through.

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 105 She literally sat exactly where you sat and we

Speaker 137 couldn't even.

Speaker 99 like it but that was what i would say we could take

Speaker 120 where's the nad where where is the nad yeah literally

Speaker 97 yeah yeah in the back of the throat

Speaker 71 where you love

Speaker 1 no only with nad

Speaker 71 yeah

Speaker 1 isn't it relief to no longer have to suck down ever again i never did it in the first place let's be honest they'd ask and they'd be like uh-uh if you have to ask obviously i don't have to do it now you go down on me and shut the fuck up yeah yeah yeah oh yeah

Speaker 1 Yes, yeah. That should have been the first clue, but it takes you a while.

Speaker 71 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 77 No, you're being fed all these signals from the world that, like, you should love this.

Speaker 84 Yes. And it's like, well, why?

Speaker 1 That's what it is. It's really society.
And I grew up in Colorado, like in the Midwest. There was just like no, no gay girls, rarely even gay dudes.

Speaker 107 Yeah.

Speaker 113 So was there like something in your brain?

Speaker 44 Like, I guess what I'm asking is, did you consciously know this to be true and buried it? Or was it something that like actually was an awakening at some point after you went through things?

Speaker 1 I think more of an awakening. I don't ever try and bury anything, but that's probably like my conscious versus subconscious thinking.
Totally. But it's like I just hadn't seen an example.

Speaker 1 Even still now, we don't see a lot of lesbians.

Speaker 1 Yes, like not on TV, not on anything. So I was like, I wanted to be happy.
I wanted to be in love and I thought that I was going to be with a man. But it's like I didn't want kids.

Speaker 1 So I'd pray every night that like I know there's a God if I ended up with a man that didn't want kids. But it's like such a blessing.
And at the end, I think it just all happened at the right time.

Speaker 1 Like I would go to bed and you know how you have kind of like subconscious thoughts right before bed. I'd be like, what if I'm gay? What if I tell my family I'm gay?

Speaker 1 Like what's going to happen? So I think, and I was like such good friends with a lesbian, like the coolest lesbian, only one I've ever met as a nurse.

Speaker 1 So I think there's probably a big emotional attraction, but I just didn't know it. Totally.
Like the whole unit was like, are they dating? And I'd like, I would never take it personal. I'd be like,

Speaker 1 you know, I'm like, that's so funny. But like, she didn't push, which was so nice.
She'd never like hit on me, came on to me. We just had like the best friendship.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yes. And that's how I think Robbie and I are.
Like people are like, oh, to be a fly on the wall. Normally I'm like, it's going to be boring as fuck.

Speaker 1 But like with her and I, it's like, I think it would actually be fun to be a fly on the wall.

Speaker 86 Of course it would.

Speaker 80 Everyone is like, everyone's rooting for you guys.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Truly.

Speaker 109 I hope you feel that.

Speaker 1 I do. She's like, she's just the best.
She is who she is as you see her like on camera, in the public, and at home. She's so naturally just herself.

Speaker 155 Wait, oh my God, you know what I'm remembering right now?

Speaker 44 You were at our friend Greta's New Year's Eve party.

Speaker 85 Yes. And oh my God.

Speaker 120 Are you guys there?

Speaker 124 No, we weren't, but I was supposed to go.

Speaker 39 And I remember like later she was like, oh, my God, Robbie brought Gabby.

Speaker 82 And I was like, oh, my God, that would have been such a New Year's vibe.

Speaker 71 Us with our NAD and shampoo.

Speaker 139 Literally.

Speaker 97 Yeah. And

Speaker 120 NAD.

Speaker 100 Yes. Sharing.
Squirt, squirt, squirt.

Speaker 73 Squirt, squirt. Back and throw.
And that's great, too.

Speaker 39 When you can have a partner that has cool, interesting interesting friends, too.

Speaker 86 It's like totally.

Speaker 123 You know, it's like sometimes it's hard when you're dating someone and you look a little bit past it and you're like, would I want to hang out with them in the community that they belong to?

Speaker 57 But that's like a really cool thing that you found.

Speaker 1 She has the coolest community. She's just like the coolest.
She's an industry darling. Like everyone we hang out with is like pretty prominent.
I'm like, babe, I don't know if I can't.

Speaker 1 What am I going to say?

Speaker 73 No, they're probably obsessed with you.

Speaker 1 Oh my God. I can't.
It's like just something I can't wrap my head around. But she's always like wanting to double with like EPs of like networks.

Speaker 102 I'm like, babe, go fuck yourself.

Speaker 1 And it's like, I load up on pro banana while I'm an AC. Come on, baby.

Speaker 78 Come on, minute.

Speaker 31 But you can lift the emotional car.

Speaker 77 Yeah, you're at, but Gabby, you're at a point now where it's like, I mean, people at work, like everyone at a subtle SNL is like, oh my God, like, like, Gabby Wendy, like, like, what a fucking ledge.

Speaker 76 Like, everyone is like, it's just like, you're very easy to adore.

Speaker 1 Thank you. It means the world.
Yes.

Speaker 77 But just on like a mass scale, it's like within offices.

Speaker 66 It's, it's just like, oh, my gosh.

Speaker 31 Like,

Speaker 12 Robbie Hoffman came the other week and like, was Gabby with her?

Speaker 122 Oh, no.

Speaker 77 Like, it's, it's just, you figure into the conversation in that way organically.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Thank you.
You have no idea what it's doing for my confidence. I have, I have crazy imposter syndrome.
And pretty much before medication, just like zero confidence.

Speaker 97 It's hard to depression.

Speaker 44 It's hard to, I think, especially when you're someone who's like, you know, obviously very aware of pop culture.

Speaker 129 Like you knew what it is you were walking into.

Speaker 44 And then all of a sudden, I can imagine that it would be really fucking crazy to be in the car at the bachelor and they're riding you up.

Speaker 90 And all of a sudden, it's like, oh, I'm doing this thing that a lot of people are going to be

Speaker 31 watching, picking apart, scrutinizing, talking about.

Speaker 129 And you've probably seen all different sides of it because, like, you've probably been at any given point, like, the hero, the villain, the neutral person, the person who doesn't feel they're on camera enough, et cetera.

Speaker 127 Like, in positions where, you know, you're in a position of tension on live television, et cetera.

Speaker 86 Like the three shows that you've done and then like everything surrounding it, it's such a wide variety of experiences that how can you feel possibly comfortable when it's always changing?

Speaker 96 Yeah.

Speaker 90 Outside of it being a high profile.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so true. I feel like I'm definitely at a different stage right now.

Speaker 1 Like at first after Bachelorette, I think I like kind of realized how niche it was and how Bachelor Nation was and like stuff like that. And it was, it's not more,

Speaker 1 it's not more forgiving. It's way less forgiving, but it's less serious.
You know, people just like, don't take it as serious. So we were doing press.
We went on Kimmel.

Speaker 1 We did all that stuff with Anthony Anderson. It was, again, the D-squad.
But it's like,

Speaker 1 it's like him and Willie Geist.

Speaker 1 Who's like, I heard a joy.

Speaker 26 Willie Geist is a joy.

Speaker 97 He's the greatest.

Speaker 137 But when you go on Kelly Clarkson, you're not going to be able to get it.

Speaker 73 You want Kelly Clarkson?

Speaker 99 They went on Kelly Clarkson as a winner of the Traders, and the host was Willie Geist.

Speaker 56 And it's like, I'm sorry, but if you pull up to the Kelly Clarkson show, you do want Kelly Clarkson's joyful superstar ass to walk out there and say, y'all, et cetera.

Speaker 31 But Willie is kidding, of course.

Speaker 73 But I love Willie.

Speaker 97 This is where we're coming from.

Speaker 83 Exactly.

Speaker 1 Robbie was like, yeah, she was like, who is this guy? I'm like, this guy. She's like, adore him.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 71 And then I'm like, oh, okay, I understand.

Speaker 1 But like, was beyond stoked for Kelly Clarkson.

Speaker 143 Of course.

Speaker 71 Yes. Of course.

Speaker 1 But we did, we did GMA. We did all that for The Bachelor.
And it just, it felt a little easier this time around.

Speaker 1 I feel like there's a lot more pressure because like more, especially since Traders is an industry show,

Speaker 1 you know, I'm like, damn, there's really eyes.

Speaker 1 So like,

Speaker 1 yeah, like I have to show the fuck up. But so I hope I get more comfortable.
I think I will. But yeah, it's like a different kind of fandom, it feels, which is amazing, but also like scary.

Speaker 1 Cause when too many people like you, it's like the loyalty thing. It's like, fuck, what's going to happen if I have a bad take?

Speaker 1 I tried out a bad take last night at dinner with like my new agent and my manager.

Speaker 31 What was the

Speaker 31 camera?

Speaker 71 I'll tell you after.

Speaker 100 Yes, yes.

Speaker 138 And we were, yeah.

Speaker 73 She went out and bad.

Speaker 1 I tried it out. It was like we were talking conspiracy theories.
And I'm like, well, yeah, you guys, like, now I'm a this. And the room fell silent.
And I'm like, I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 1 I did not love that reaction. I'm going to backtrack.
This wasn't what I was expecting.

Speaker 72 They're like, no, that's a bad.

Speaker 1 Don't say that in pumpkin. They're like, no, that's a bad take.
I'm like, you know what?

Speaker 102 You got to try.

Speaker 85 You got to try.

Speaker 1 I got to see this is, thank God I tried it out with you instead of like on the pod. But I was this close.

Speaker 83 Fine.

Speaker 1 I was next episode. I was going to do it.
So I'm like, thank God.

Speaker 90 Pulling the trigger.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 77 This is the thing with the shows you've been on.

Speaker 77 It's an industry show with traders, but like people who respond to you will then find their way to something that is completely in your own voice, which is.

Speaker 14 long-winded, which is going to be the podcast.

Speaker 77 And then they're going to get to know the full real version of yourself. I kind of feel that way about SNL being like a portal into this.

Speaker 147 You know what I mean?

Speaker 31 So like, it's all, it's all good.

Speaker 77 But it's crazy making, though, to like be in that, in that open, exposed sort of plan and just be like, okay, I'm like, I'm, I'm getting, it feels like you're getting slings and arrows from all sides.

Speaker 84 Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 77 Who among the four girls and girls would be, would come out if the show were still on?

Speaker 1 As gay.

Speaker 84 As gay.

Speaker 71 Who's gay?

Speaker 73 Hannah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, definitely. I feel like she always kind of read is bisexual, or I feel like Marnie, because she's so repressed.

Speaker 89 Right.

Speaker 155 Yeah, Marnie.

Speaker 82 I don't think Marnie, well, the joyful thing about Marnie is she's like, will never change.

Speaker 96 Yeah.

Speaker 38 I think that was the thing that I loved most about the end of the show is I was like, Marnie is that girl that we all know from our 20s that's just never going to change.

Speaker 74 Maybe she never had a chance.

Speaker 111 Maybe she's in denial, but she is definitely that girl who.

Speaker 81 at least is trying out girls because like it becomes a thing that she's curious about.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because she's doing her research. She's a tourist.
Yeah. I feel She's going to like, or maybe what is the other one that I'm forgetting? Aries.

Speaker 86 No, a Virgo.

Speaker 72 Virgo. The other.

Speaker 20 Russ and Virgo, they speak to one another.

Speaker 1 Yes, like the Earth sign. They have a list and they're checking it twice and they want to make sure that everything is like perfect and that they've done their research.

Speaker 70 Wait, what are you?

Speaker 100 Twinsies. Twinies.
Pisces, Scorpio.

Speaker 97 Oh, my God.

Speaker 95 That's why we did that.

Speaker 1 Yes, Scorpio.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Pisces, man, I feel like they get like, is the jury out?

Speaker 77 No, I love it.

Speaker 80 We love it, Pisces.

Speaker 1 I think so, too.

Speaker 1 I do like a Pisces. I feel like they're just themselves and emotional.
Oh, we are.

Speaker 90 I would go ahead and call myself a little high maintenance.

Speaker 97 But it's okay.

Speaker 127 I need a lot from the people that are in my life, but I think that they love me for it.

Speaker 1 But you're lovable.

Speaker 130 Yeah, I try.

Speaker 114 Yes, yes.

Speaker 82 But I also know I understand how I can be.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, at least you're in on it.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 71 It took a long time.

Speaker 73 Yes.

Speaker 86 But what are you?

Speaker 1 I'm a Capricorn.

Speaker 86 Oh,

Speaker 1 me, bustin rob carolyn dolo dope and sierra can you believe five capricorns on this cast and yeah and capricorns are like rare i love sierra got did so dirty i love sierra

Speaker 44 me too she's so hot she's so hot it's crazy it's crazy her eyes like everything i would yeah i mean it's that kind of thing where it's just like it's it pushes the boundaries of like homosexuality it's like that we might be able to cross over but then again the thing with ever trying it with women is it's like, I just respect them too much.

Speaker 74 I don't want them to have a bad time. So don't ever try to have sex with me because I can't promise a good time.

Speaker 73 Guys out there, I can make sure we have fun.

Speaker 107 Girls, it's like, do your sex be free.

Speaker 1 That's so sweet.

Speaker 73 Even when I was in high school and like

Speaker 51 gay guys that were closeted were like, yeah, I'm gonna hook up with a girl just because like our gay friends that are like, I used to hook up with girls.

Speaker 44 I'm like, even when I was like really wanting to fit in and wanting the approval of my straight friends, I just could never put another, like a girl in my high school in that position.

Speaker 40 Wow, ever, because I was just like, I just don't feel comfortable flopping.

Speaker 1 Oh my God, that is, yes, I like how it's still self-interest at the end of the day.

Speaker 73 Ultimately, it's like, I don't want to flop, but also, I don't want you to have a bad time.

Speaker 120 Like, that would humiliate me.

Speaker 1 Is that the Pisces man in you? I guess.

Speaker 97 Definitely.

Speaker 73 Yeah, right.

Speaker 31 I'd have to look it up.

Speaker 51 I'd have to really get into it.

Speaker 89 But I'm also on Reddit.

Speaker 1 What does this mean?

Speaker 106 Is this Pisces meant you will?

Speaker 126 Pisces, when you're gay in high school, don't fuck girl because ultimately self-interested by

Speaker 56 you'd also don't want them to have a bad time.

Speaker 90 You'd rather be friends.

Speaker 1 And AI is like, yes. Stop.

Speaker 71 Or AI is like, what?

Speaker 1 AI is like, I'm learning from you.

Speaker 87 We're filling in blanks.

Speaker 71 Wait, wait, what's Robbie?

Speaker 1 She's a Sagittarius. She's a double Sag and a Libra.
Great.

Speaker 14 Yeah. Oh, that's a good.

Speaker 1 She's amazing. She's the life of the party.
Effortlessly funny, obviously.

Speaker 103 Yeah.

Speaker 90 No, it's time for Robbie to come on.

Speaker 1 Oh, you guys got to have her.

Speaker 71 Yes.

Speaker 143 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we'd burn the world. She's so cultured.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 She introduces me to like a ton of culture.

Speaker 1 She's amazing.

Speaker 29 What's a thing that Robbie brought to you that you're now obsessed with?

Speaker 1 Everything. I mean, she's helped me.
It's like she has introduced me to culture, but I do have taste.

Speaker 85 I got to give myself some credit.

Speaker 1 She has amazing taste too.

Speaker 1 But like art, I never really appreciated art before definitely designer vintage ruined my life now like obviously i'm obsessed she loves she's such a good shopper movies her mom was really cultured and like only just put on amazing movies like well directed like just appreciated that um i love to read so like books she's telling me all of her mom's favorite books and like american classics i'm like joan didion i did catch her in the rye love sylvia plath like i've just never read him before I could take or leave Catcher in the Rye for sure.

Speaker 1 What's that guy?

Speaker 103 He always annoyed me.

Speaker 25 J.D.

Speaker 1 Salinger. Yeah, he's a pervert.
Then we watched the documentary. And I'm like, okay, well, don't love this, but obviously love the women writers.

Speaker 27 My wife, did you see the Joan Didian documentary?

Speaker 1 The Center will not hold on. No, but now I'm obsessed.
She is such a good writer.

Speaker 141 Two questions. What are you doing right now?

Speaker 158 And why aren't you on a Virgin Voyages Caribbean cruise?

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Speaker 171 Virgin even has their own private beach club in Bibini.

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Speaker 198 All right, it might be time for I don't think so, honey. I think it's time.

Speaker 90 So we've reached the point in the show where we take 60 seconds each to absolutely destroy Pummel and make feel bad something in culture that deserves all those things.

Speaker 123 I feel like I may have done some variation of this before, but I don't know what it was about the YouTube wormhole I was in earlier, but I need to say it again.

Speaker 90 I don't think I've taken this angle.

Speaker 151 Oh, here we have.

Speaker 77 You were vetting this with me earlier.

Speaker 133 This is not Rodgers.

Speaker 77 I don't think so.

Speaker 66 Honey, his time starts now.

Speaker 41 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 112 Not enough brutal deaths to villains in children's films.

Speaker 90 I'm talking about Disney anymore.

Speaker 111 If I have to watch one more movie where the villain is yourself, I'm going to fucking lose my shit.

Speaker 136 Kids need to fear death and they need to understand the brutal reality and consequences of your villainous behavior.

Speaker 126 Please pull up.

Speaker 136 I'm sure on streaming.

Speaker 125 Disney Plus, the hunchback of Notre Dame.

Speaker 124 Look at what happens to Froyo. The man.

Speaker 80 Froyo.

Speaker 126 Claude Frollo.

Speaker 31 Frolo. Frolo.

Speaker 90 30 seconds.

Speaker 56 He falls off a

Speaker 56 and goes into lava. Half these villains died in lava.

Speaker 136 Missed Mama from Princess and the Frog gets dragged to hell deservedly for his villainous behavior in the Princess and the Frog. Ursula, stabbed to death in the middle of the ocean.

Speaker 23 We can only imagine she sank to the bottom.

Speaker 136 And don't even talk to me about Scar, who is ripped apart by the hyenas. And I was made better as a result because I have fear and I know consequence.
I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 136 These flop-ass New Disney movies and the the flop ways in which villains don't even exist.

Speaker 119 And that's one minute.

Speaker 1 That was amazing. Thank you.

Speaker 125 Because I'm just saying, like, it's like, and also don't get clever with me.

Speaker 73 Don't get cute with me.

Speaker 136 No, frozen, where it's like a secret villain who, like, what, who even cared?

Speaker 26 What even happened to him?

Speaker 86 Did he die?

Speaker 73 Two?

Speaker 30 In one.

Speaker 73 No, no. No, two, I don't even acknowledge his culture.

Speaker 119 One, he gets like kicked out of the kingdom.

Speaker 122 It does nothing.

Speaker 99 It's like, oh, yeah, how brutal.

Speaker 1 Exactly. I'm not such, I love, I'm like, I could barely keep up, but yes.

Speaker 130 Yeah.

Speaker 113 I just want, well, all I'm saying is it's like, if you're trying to protect kids,

Speaker 40 that's a problem.

Speaker 96 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I agree.

Speaker 113 We need more, we need more violent reality in Disney Phillips.

Speaker 76 They're supposed to be exposed to like pathogens.

Speaker 122 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Totally to build up their immune system.

Speaker 95 Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 44 The vaccine being watching a man burn to death because he was mean to the princess.

Speaker 85 Yes.

Speaker 1 And he deserves to die.

Speaker 95 Yeah.

Speaker 73 I know you're is me.

Speaker 97 Literally.

Speaker 100 Yes.

Speaker 95 Okay. So there we go.

Speaker 82 Think about about that one.

Speaker 131 True on that.

Speaker 123 Bo and ying, do you have an I don't think so honey on today?

Speaker 109 I do.

Speaker 73 That's perfect and glorious.

Speaker 126 This is Bo and Ning's.

Speaker 44 I don't think so honey as time starts now.

Speaker 66 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 77 Wireless, cordless, Bluetooth, anything. We've reached the critical mass of things.
I don't need to be waving my mouse from across the damn room of the computer screen anymore.

Speaker 80 Look at that. Look at that right there.

Speaker 121 Can we get camera coverage of the mouse with the cord?

Speaker 119 That is anchored to something. I know it's going to work.

Speaker 121 I don't have to

Speaker 119 switch a switch on and off and then wave it around to wake it up and then have the Bluetooth connection

Speaker 121 to know that it will work.

Speaker 121 I need the cords to be an insurance policy in their own right so that therefore I don't have to figure out go into my settings and click into Bluetooth and click into connect or disconnect and reestablish the connection.

Speaker 121 We have put up with too much for the sake of what? Convenience of decluttering of our hatred of wires and strings and connection. No, bring it back.

Speaker 121 Abandon AirPod, embrace tradition, go back to the corded earpods of your.

Speaker 23 And that's one minute. And also, there's no one better at hiding chords than him.

Speaker 1 Well, that's what I'm like, I don't know if I can get behind this because the hatred of the cords is so real.

Speaker 139 Yeah.

Speaker 116 So I can't.

Speaker 119 That's only if you have so many of them, you just edit the chords that you must have in the house.

Speaker 1 Well, first of all, that was amazing. You sold me.
I want cords everywhere.

Speaker 139 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Come on.

Speaker 71 Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 82 Like, you were the one that taught me about the thing you put on the wall to put the, you put the cords in there.

Speaker 103 What is it? Management.

Speaker 71 What is it? Cord management.

Speaker 77 I've got little bins next to the outlets, and then you put your power strip, your search protector in that,

Speaker 77 have all the cords sort of hide within that little box, and it looks like you don't have cords in the house.

Speaker 1 Incredible. And it does work better.

Speaker 86 It does.

Speaker 23 Because literally, there's no question as to what could be going wrong.

Speaker 90 It's like, oh, it's not plugged in, or I like need a new cord.

Speaker 56 With the wireless of it all, it could be anything.

Speaker 89 A million of it.

Speaker 113 problem that changes.

Speaker 1 Why am I not connecting? Why?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 121 And the bows.

Speaker 1 You feel crazy. Literally.
I'm like, is it me? Do I have to take this into that? Where's there? There's no tech shop that'll come in and troubleshoot any kind of tech equipment.

Speaker 1 Like, what about my bows? What about my JBL pill? Yeah. What happened? I cannot charge it anymore.
Where do I take this? I know it's not broken. Yeah.

Speaker 151 You're shit out of luck.

Speaker 1 Literally. Also.
No cords. We're back on cord.

Speaker 44 No, and for this to be coming from you too, someone that I believe embraces technology and progression, I think if there's one thing about Bo and Yang, it's that he embraces technology and progression and moving forward.

Speaker 127 Because you always have the newest stuff.

Speaker 89 You're gadget king.

Speaker 77 I'm like hairpin turning now because it's just like, oh, this is not necessarily a good thing for me or the world.

Speaker 23 When it all burns down, what then?

Speaker 140 My thing is like, if the wireless were to go down, which we could get into the conspiracy theories, but like, he's just our badge pack.

Speaker 77 Like, we should all just like be preppers.

Speaker 147 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 No, totally. I 100% agree.

Speaker 31 Like I want to be able to live off the grid.

Speaker 84 Yeah. Completely.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. I'm getting dual citizenship to Canada because Robbie

Speaker 84 is amazing.

Speaker 1 Yes, we're fleeing. The weather's terrible.
I'd rather go to Florida, which like should be its own country. But you know, but it's not the people there are its own demo.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you know, there's like a map overlay

Speaker 77 all around North America of like the most climate safe place in North America is like Toronto, basically.

Speaker 143 Yeah, I believe.

Speaker 77 Like that, that part of Canada, like Midwest Canada.

Speaker 73 So

Speaker 129 don't they also say, though, like, if you are nervous about things, go to Denver?

Speaker 1 That is crazy. I feel like that's where you go to have a midlife crisis.

Speaker 84 But like, that's why.

Speaker 1 When people are going to Denver, be scared.

Speaker 73 It's like, go to high altitude.

Speaker 1 Yes. High altitude, this, I could do a one-minute thing on this.
High altitude is bad for your health. Okay.

Speaker 80 Yes.

Speaker 80 Okay.

Speaker 77 But do you want to do a thing on that or do you want to do a thing on this?

Speaker 122 I have a different thing.

Speaker 73 Okay.

Speaker 31 This is a perfect segue. Okay.
All right.

Speaker 74 We're going to put women on.

Speaker 1 What's the intro?

Speaker 99 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 73 Okay.

Speaker 78 All right. This is Gabby Winnings.

Speaker 142 How do you think so, honey?

Speaker 31 Your time is going to be hard.

Speaker 1 I got to close my eyes like you.

Speaker 93 She's closing your eyes.

Speaker 104 Your time starts now.

Speaker 1 I don't think so, honey. The yes girl.
What are we doing?

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 I am a no bitch. Yes.
Do you want to go to ABBA night at Ackbar on Saturday? No, bitch. I'm sorry.
I like Meryl Streep. Yes, I just cannot get into the musical theater.
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 87 Okay, I love, okay, Abba.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I can get into their music. I love their history.
I love incestual, how incestual they are, but I'm not going to leave the house on a Saturday. No, because what about an opportunity?

Speaker 1 I want an opportunity to get REM sleep. Yeah.
I'm not going to do anything. I'm not going to meet the love of my life, even though I did meet Robbie on an opportunity night out.

Speaker 1 Use your critical thinking.

Speaker 1 I've stayed in for so long. What do you mean, a yes, girl? We've been gaslit again and again and again.
What am I gonna do? Fly to Thailand? I'm scared. It's gonna get lost in the ocean.

Speaker 1 I have no budget. I'm staying in hostels for three weeks and jet lagged.

Speaker 72 No, and that's not a management.

Speaker 119 No bitch.

Speaker 89 That's no bitch.

Speaker 56 100%.

Speaker 74 Also, the thing about Ekbar, and this is a real coach, you can't sleep there.

Speaker 95 It's real coaching number 30.

Speaker 73 The thing about Ekbar, you can't sleep there. Can't get no nights.

Speaker 1 Yes. No opportunity nights.

Speaker 76 But no, but the real opportunity night is getting REM sleep.

Speaker 1 Yes, exactly. So you can can be your full self.
Yes. What am I? No, these tequila sodas are not getting me anywhere, especially at Ackbart.
It's largely gay men.

Speaker 1 There's no opportunity waiting for me, guarantee you. Not when I make my own.

Speaker 132 Right.

Speaker 97 Oh, exactly.

Speaker 84 Yes.

Speaker 74 What was the opportunity night that you met Robbie?

Speaker 14 What was the opportunity?

Speaker 1 Well, and that's what I think like critical thinking, unless you want to, unless you don't want to be a yes girl, you know, when it's like, just say yes.

Speaker 73 Why? Why?

Speaker 87 Why?

Speaker 1 If I don't want to do it, I'm not going to make myself do something I don't want to do. But at this point, I was a new lesbian lesbian and I wanted to scissor.

Speaker 84 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I didn't have to be a yes girl. I was just like, yeah, it was my idea.

Speaker 14 Right, exactly.

Speaker 77 I think Shonda Rhimes wrote a whole damn book about being a yes girl.

Speaker 133 And it kind of ruined it for a lot of people.

Speaker 1 The self-help part of our culture is like how it's been pushed on us is awful. If you find yourself in the self-help aisle, get yourself a psychiatrist, Lamictal 200 MG.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 104 200 MG seems high.

Speaker 130 It is.

Speaker 1 I had to up and up and up and up.

Speaker 74 You don't need to literally question whether or not this is healthy because, again, as a medical professional.

Speaker 1 Literally, yes. And I go to a psychiatrist and she's actually very like...
timid, conservative with me.

Speaker 12 Rachel, you've talked about this on the pod.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she's the best. I always show up on our FaceTimes and I'm like, I upped it again.
I didn't get this passed by you, but I full disclosure. And I've been getting Xanx from Mexico.

Speaker 1 So either you prescribe me.

Speaker 31 Or I'm going to go back to Mexico.

Speaker 97 Exactly. And she's like, fuck.

Speaker 83 This girl knows the ins and outs.

Speaker 73 Yes.

Speaker 83 She's an opportunity bitch.

Speaker 133 A no bitch, an opportunity bitch.

Speaker 104 No, no, I'm with you.

Speaker 92 I'm a no bitch.

Speaker 73 Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 71 It's okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like we have different interests and we should be able, I'm like, so scared of telling my friends, like, I'm not interested in ABBA.

Speaker 73 Like, come on.

Speaker 91 But you just told me that. And

Speaker 14 I took a grade.

Speaker 1 But you're not asking me to go.

Speaker 139 Right.

Speaker 1 Like with the intention of me saying yes. If you knew knew I was going to say no, it'd be different.

Speaker 1 Like, but because then I could freely, but now I'm like, fuck, I still have to walk on eggshells, but I can't anymore.

Speaker 90 I love Akbar for the people that it's for, which are people in their 20s.

Speaker 23 Like, honestly, gay guys in their 20s, queer people in their 20s, like rock out at Ackbar. For me, it's just like it does get a little too crowded.

Speaker 123 And that's, I will fully call out myself, me progressively becoming a no bitch as I get older.

Speaker 140 But I need to go to the spaces that are a little bit more airier. Your high tops low sphelus.

Speaker 105 Like if I'm, if you're going to see me out, you'll see me there just because I can like breathe and like Hytops Los Felis is roomy, it's nice.

Speaker 136 I can spin in a circle if I still.

Speaker 1 It's the second time I've heard of it. I've never been.
You'll get it.

Speaker 96 You'd be a huge success.

Speaker 75 You would get mobbed, but okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 I love that, honestly.

Speaker 97 Then go.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm like, picture truth.

Speaker 99 You'd be a massive success at Hytops Los Felis.

Speaker 90 And this, they can use this clip for social.

Speaker 144 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 73 Oh my God. Wow.

Speaker 97 Improve this message.

Speaker 100 Yes.

Speaker 80 And buy Gabby a free, get Gabby a free drink if she ever stops.

Speaker 82 But not a tequila soda. Not a tequila soda.

Speaker 97 Not a CC.

Speaker 1 A light organic orange. No sulfates, please.

Speaker 75 Yum.

Speaker 106 Light organic orange.

Speaker 1 No hangover. It's easy to metabolize.

Speaker 120 Oh, orange wine really is the one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's an LA thing everywhere I go. Like even in New York, I'm like, this is so LA of me.
Do you have a natural wine? And they're like, fuck no. I'm like, perfect.
I'll go fuck myself.

Speaker 97 Is your favorite restaurant Great White?

Speaker 71 I love Great White.

Speaker 87 Why are you feeling like Great White?

Speaker 97 I like Great White. Do you? Yeah.

Speaker 102 I know you basic bitches. Man,

Speaker 74 oh my God.

Speaker 71 The one on Melrose.

Speaker 106 Great White Coach, the one on Larchmont.

Speaker 71 Thank you very much.

Speaker 73 Like the true queen. Oh, I love you.

Speaker 87 The true Marnie.

Speaker 73 Yes.

Speaker 97 Marnie is literally a hostess at Larchmont.

Speaker 71 With your toe.

Speaker 1 You're at Great White, and then you're going to go to the farmer's market.

Speaker 97 That sounds like a lovely day.

Speaker 71 Yeah, I love the day.

Speaker 73 I know I love Lachmot.

Speaker 97 It's supposed to be bad.

Speaker 84 Yes.

Speaker 1 And the newsstand.

Speaker 71 The newsstand.

Speaker 71 Oh, my God.

Speaker 25 You go there.

Speaker 90 You can people watch there. It's good stuff.

Speaker 90 And then they have the green juice at what's it called?

Speaker 31 Jogan Tiger? No. No, no.

Speaker 109 No, no, no. What's it called?

Speaker 90 Oh, God, come on. Press Juicery.

Speaker 97 Press Juicery.

Speaker 74 I fucked with the Press Juicery.

Speaker 73 Yes. I am Marnie.

Speaker 71 You are. And loud and proud.

Speaker 58 Yeah, no, since they won.

Speaker 1 What is that karaoke that she did

Speaker 86 with the birthday party?

Speaker 1 Was it, or it was Hannah something?

Speaker 1 Uh-huh. Was it, am I getting it right? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 97 It was Kanye West.

Speaker 73 Oh, Sean.

Speaker 99 Yeah, yes, yes.

Speaker 133 One of the most iconic moments in television.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 It's amazing. Yeah.

Speaker 133 I'm doing the girls' rewatch.

Speaker 77 I keep telling myself this once every other month, but it's always happening.

Speaker 23 I did it two years ago when like everyone was doing it, but I would honestly do it again.

Speaker 90 It's so good.

Speaker 80 That pilot, though, flawlessly written the first scene,

Speaker 77 Hannah's first line, I'm a growing girl, for her first scene to be her stuffing her face in front of her parents to the last scene in the finale where she is getting latched onto by her child.

Speaker 27 It's so, such a perfect.

Speaker 1 It's incredible. I mean, and she was so young, writer, director, star.

Speaker 1 I know the jury's out, but that was

Speaker 1 a lot of fun.

Speaker 71 Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 108 I honestly think Lena, Lena got a bad rap because XYZ, like think piece here.

Speaker 44 But like, I mean, obviously a lot of it was like, you know, her being messy, but like.

Speaker 89 Isn't that what we loved about the characters?

Speaker 1 We're still talking about it. It's like, it will never, we'll never forget about it.
It will never, it's always going to be relevant. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, and her just like genius, how talented she is and like a way to portray it in such a real way. Like she just let her nepo hang out, right?

Speaker 84 At the beginning of this scene,

Speaker 1 yes. I'm like, this is so real for like people this age.
Like, dad, I need a hundo.

Speaker 71 I cannot eat. Literally.

Speaker 1 Weren't her parents in one of those places in New York that's like, they was given a discount because they were artists?

Speaker 99 I think so.

Speaker 1 It's like something. Yeah, it's called something

Speaker 1 where they were like true artists. So they were able to get some kind of a discount on their rent.

Speaker 1 Exactly, which like only New York would support.

Speaker 139 Right.

Speaker 1 That's what we need.

Speaker 77 And only America would stigmatize.

Speaker 84 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so true.

Speaker 1 Here we are. Red, white, and blur.

Speaker 71 Red, white, white, and blur.

Speaker 73 Listen to that.

Speaker 99 That's actually a, that's a rule of culture number 40.

Speaker 71 Here we are, red, white, and blur.

Speaker 73 You're a fucking legend.

Speaker 71 You better remember that.

Speaker 1 You are, both of you.

Speaker 82 You have to come back to the show. Please.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, would literally love.
I I would do this.

Speaker 84 You must.

Speaker 73 Like, anytime.

Speaker 82 You must. This was so fun.

Speaker 1 Housewives I love to talk about.

Speaker 31 Yes. Oh, yeah.
Everything.

Speaker 71 We barely scratched the surface.

Speaker 116 We didn't even itch it.

Speaker 77 Atlanta's back.

Speaker 31 I got to catch up.

Speaker 1 I've never watched Atlanta. Should I? It's so

Speaker 73 fit. Okay, good.

Speaker 44 And also, the way they've rebooted it, like now, Shamia is the star, and I think it like suits her.

Speaker 90 These words mean nothing to you, but they will.

Speaker 1 Yes, I'm hanging on. What season should I start with? One.

Speaker 75 Okay, yeah. One or...

Speaker 113 One is Nini. I mean, Nini Leaks and Shere and Kim's Olsiak.

Speaker 74 Like, you really kind of can't do better. Yeah.

Speaker 77 It needs to be a linear experience. But I started with, was it six?

Speaker 76 Was it, was who said that? Six?

Speaker 31 No, that's

Speaker 71 eight or nine.

Speaker 95 Eight or nine.

Speaker 90 There was a season that Nini wasn't on, which was like...

Speaker 98 Explosive.

Speaker 89 It was the first ever four-part reunion because of something happens in the reunion that is so crazy, actually involving.

Speaker 126 Trader Phaedra Parks, that I think got her, the traders, was the way she acted on this season of Atlanta.

Speaker 25 Wow.

Speaker 57 So this actually relates to you.

Speaker 1 And I heard Phaedra was maybe going to be dropped, or was she? And then now she's back.

Speaker 132 She's now back.

Speaker 72 She's now back.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 109 Because it didn't work out on Married to Medicine.

Speaker 132 Yeah.

Speaker 112 But Long Winds It is the pod.

Speaker 74 Traders is the show.

Speaker 44 So I guess a little bit late to do a spoiler.

Speaker 108 Gabby does win,

Speaker 82 but a very fun watch nonetheless.

Speaker 115 I mean, this has been so fun.

Speaker 1 So fun. Thank you guys so much for having me on.
This is huge. Oh, my God.
Everyone's like, oh, my God.

Speaker 73 No,

Speaker 97 major for us.

Speaker 20 And we end every episode with a song.

Speaker 97 Watch that scene.

Speaker 73 Dear the dancing queen,

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Speaker 38 Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.

Speaker 90 Executive and produced by Anna Hosnier and produced by Becca Ramos.

Speaker 198 Edited and mixed by Duck Babe and Monitor Laborde.

Speaker 30 And our music is by Henry Komirsky.

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