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Speaker 1 Side stories?

Speaker 1 That's when the cannibalism started.

Speaker 1 Side stories. Yes.

Speaker 1 So someone gave you

Speaker 1 two

Speaker 1 cassette tapes of pan flutes. The pan flutes, yeah.

Speaker 1 I actually took them home and I listened to the pan flute tape today when I was in the shower because I like to listen to my tapes when I'm in the shower. Sure.
And it was great.

Speaker 1 They had a pan flute version of We Got Tonight. That's amazing.
And I was like,

Speaker 1 I was like,

Speaker 1 I feel like I would take a lot of the drama out of that. Oh, for sure.

Speaker 1 That's yeah, that's all pan flutes. Actually, it's making me angry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The idea of doing that.

Speaker 1 Like, how sad sad you'd have to be sitting there at a kiosk in the mall listening to a fake Negamerican play his electric pan flutes just like this. Yeah, I kind of liked it.

Speaker 1 But this is fine, but it definitely doesn't make me horny. No, it definitely doesn't make me horny.
Only reason I enjoy it is because I was in the shower when I was listening to it. Oh, sure.

Speaker 1 And I feel like pan flutes are...

Speaker 1 Really at their core shower music. Oh, yeah, I could definitely see some pan flutes gently playing in the background as Julie scrapes the barnacles off your underside with a big hook,

Speaker 1 you know, spraying you with various, I guess, antibacterial foam. We got to get those orcas out of the thing in France.
Yeah, you've mentioned it finally.

Speaker 1 And yes, I have returned. Welcome to Side Stories.

Speaker 1 I missed you. It's good to be back.
My name is Andrew Zagrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.
I am recently aggrieved, but now I have completed grieving. Oh, yeah, it's over.
You're just good now.

Speaker 1 Done. All right.
Well, you know what I know? George Wentz's dead. Oh, I know.
I know. And I work with him.

Speaker 1 He's one of the first celebrities that I can even say. I can finally have one of those where I worked with George Went.
I hung out with George Went for several days.

Speaker 1 He was very ill at the time, it seemed. He was somehow younger than my father when he died.
He had to be. He looked rough.
He looked really rough. But George Went was a comedy hero of mine.

Speaker 1 Of everybody. And he was wonderful in person.
He said a bunch of stories I can't repeat, which is the best thing you can say about

Speaker 1 an old time. I don't even think he matters anymore.

Speaker 1 There's still, I mean, you know, there's still family out there.

Speaker 1 There's still family out there. Yeah.
You know, and I feel like it's the type of. Do you think he was able to have sex and have children? I think.
Yo, yeah, he had before.

Speaker 1 I mean, he's always been huge. But when he was just straight up norm, forget he was 35.
You can still push him. He was wild to me.

Speaker 1 That drives me crazy. I thought he was at least 50 in that show.
No, dude. No, he was younger than us.
But you know what? I will say, you really are putting a lot of it, it's just on the woman.

Speaker 1 When it comes to George Went, if you're going to have sex with George Went, just know he's going to be on the bottom. And you're going to have to ride him because that's how it's going to get.

Speaker 1 If you want to come at all, you're going to have to ride him and you're going to have to pump him full of sialis. But unfortunately, not anymore because now he's a corpse.

Speaker 1 But great actor, great friend, great father. No.

Speaker 1 I also want to say, you know how I know actually I'm not done grieving. Okay, let me hear it.
One of the biggest things that came out of me in this, like, you know, sadness spiral, lost my father.

Speaker 1 For those of you that don't know, it's not like he's not in the woods. He's dead.
But my father is, my father passed. And first of all, I just want to say big ups to the people over at Ho Spice.

Speaker 1 They really did a good job. They helped my father out.
I'm not even joking. I do believe that a part of my father's positive reaction to his nurse was how stacked she was.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You manifested this. Oh, honestly,

Speaker 1 I don't want to give myself too much credit, but yes,

Speaker 1 I believe I created this busty nurse that was an angel on earth that arrived and wiped my father and did all the things that he needed to do at the very, very end.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but

Speaker 1 he wasn't fighting. No.
Which I think before he was fighting because it was men. And then all of a sudden we have this like lady where you can sort of see her nipples.
And now he's just open.

Speaker 1 Polish, broad?

Speaker 1 it's just no i don't think so no no unfortunately no no no no no i wish the night nurse was also stacked but that's different yeah the night nurse is always stacked that's why they keep her in the evening she got to be there yeah it's like yeah she wore lingerie yeah i just thought it was kind of inappropriate yeah but at the same time slipped her a 50.

Speaker 1 you know what i mean because it's like thanks thanks for every thanks from everybody you want to lean over on my father a little harder please if you could give him a thrill it's the last one he'll ever have it might help him pass

Speaker 1 so uh but what i realized the reason why i'm still grieving

Speaker 1 is that i uh

Speaker 1 we joke on the show all the time about

Speaker 1 what happens when a guy loses something he loses his family he gets and he becomes a hollow moon enthusiast if he loses his pension he starts believing in uh flat earth and stuff like that and i found in the center of my grief what brought me quite a bit of comfort was the Jeffrey Epstein story.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. And I've now been reading, you know, is it

Speaker 1 childhood's story? Was it like him as a boy? It's his, it's tales of his childhood. It's all about, oh, little Jeffrey Epstein and his many businesses.

Speaker 1 Even as a kid, he somehow flipped a fucking, like, he obviously was pimping, but the main thing was a lemonade stand. But he had the girls behind the stands.
Filling it with piss. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 And that's how you know it, because, again, he's making his own lemonade. And that's called producer's juice.
Oh, and that, which is what I have here today, I learned that from the P. Diddy trial.

Speaker 1 Producer's juice, just a little bit.

Speaker 1 Is that coffee? No.

Speaker 1 That's hot pee, baby. Oh,

Speaker 1 that's a hot, hot, hot pee. Because that's what I learned from the, also from the P.
Diddy trial this week is that if you're producing and you ain't making people drink pee, you're not P. Diddy.

Speaker 1 I mean, his first name is P.

Speaker 1 But I did not know it stood for P P.

Speaker 1 You know, like, I did not know. I thought it said for precocious diddy.
We all know what the R and R. Kelly stood for.
Now we do. Now we do not mean.

Speaker 1 At least it wasn't C, because if he was P. Kelly, he'd be Pooh Pooh Kelly.

Speaker 1 But he did his fair share of Peing. Oh, he did.
And Chuck Berry. And they really like it.
They really like it. But I have been reading the book by, she might be listed as a controversial person now.

Speaker 1 I'm not quite certain.

Speaker 1 Whitney Webb, that was an investigative journalist, that wrote two 850-page volumes about the various business connections of Jeffrey Epstein and the various intelligence connections that he had.

Speaker 1 And I'll tell you what, it is a laugh a minute. Yeah.
And it's the funniest book I read since Norm McDonald's last book. What were they saying? Was he involved with, I don't know, China?

Speaker 1 We got to educate Ed Lorrison a little bit on this.

Speaker 1 No, I don't want to do this too because when we went to the, we were at Cruel World Festival this weekend and right before, I was on the right amount of mushrooms and rock star energy drink to info.

Speaker 1 I was like full-on info dumping on Marcus about Lucky Luciano, the connections of the OG,

Speaker 1 Mafia Phi families, and CIA and the or the whole like the naval intelligence units that were using mobsters in the 1940s to rat out Nazi secret agents in the unions of New York City, which is a movie in and of itself that I can't fucking believe that I have never seen.

Speaker 1 It's called Operation Underground. It's completely real.

Speaker 1 That's very cool. Yeah, it's fucking, they went, they brokered relations.

Speaker 1 So this is one of the beginnings of when we were in the whole MKUltra Michigash where the CIA and the other intelligence agencies were using open criminals to help suss out what they said was spy activity.

Speaker 1 So the mob hated the Nazis? Mob hated the Nazis. Even Even though the Nazis and the Italians were in bed together? Well,

Speaker 1 the OG Italians, not American Italians. Yeah, yeah.
American Italians hated the Nazis at the time. But now, obviously, they seem to really like them.

Speaker 1 But before they were

Speaker 1 in time.

Speaker 1 Ah, time.

Speaker 1 But yeah, that's like, but it's very similar to the reason why I even bring it up is because the Epstein activity and the Diddy activity was all extremely, extremely extremely close.

Speaker 1 And again, the They had to have known each other.

Speaker 1 Maybe, but it seems the main difference was the fact that Jeffrey Epstein definitely was a member of the intelligence community.

Speaker 1 And so you can kind of see this, but this book is like, I mean, it's thick. Ours or Mossad?

Speaker 1 Both. Wow.
Both. And then he was working for both.
And it's more just like, can we have a good kind of even keeled conversation about the Masad?

Speaker 1 Did you, not to be this guy, but did you check out the bibliography? Can't this chick just write whatever she wants? What do you mean?

Speaker 1 I mean, what did what were her sources? Oh, no, this is, it's huge. It's really just, she's doing a good job of just presenting facts and just like trying to figure out what was Jeffrey Epstein's job?

Speaker 1 How the fuck did he have money? And on one hand, it seems that he did quite a bit of some form of investing and working with billionaires.

Speaker 1 But on the other hand, if you work for the intelligent agencies, as we could see with one of my favorites, Marjorie Taylor Greene, that if you get inside information about what the government's going to do and what other world governments are going to do and how they're going to either regulate their businesses or inside bullshit from other businesses, you can make a lot of money in the stock market.

Speaker 1 So that was his on the book's money?

Speaker 1 Well, it's all over the place. So this book is charting all of it.

Speaker 1 And you can see it's quite complicated. Of course.
It would have to be complicated. It's called One Nation Under Blackmail.
I can't really.

Speaker 1 One Nation Under a Blackmail.

Speaker 1 Honestly, he left that. He's leaving money on the fucking table.
Whitney Webb is somebody that I honestly, I don't know how else to recommend any of the things that she's done, but this is

Speaker 1 thick. And if you want to become an extremely difficult person to talk to, especially when you were in a kind of mixed mood, read that book because that is what Marcus was like my hostage.

Speaker 1 This is how you mourned your father. Oh, yes, of course.
This and watching various, I watched a lot of cops.

Speaker 1 I watched a lot of uh my you know my my normal body cam footage and i as i'm gonna show tonight live on the stream uh you won't see it until it comes to youtube i'm gonna show some of the other things that really did help me pass the time oh well that's good

Speaker 1 but otherwise it's great and god you know there just need to be more big crazy tented nurses out there that are ready to do the work hey man Hey, man. Give me.

Speaker 1 I feel like if you have really big breasts, you should get a discount at nursing school. That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying. But I also want to reach out to,

Speaker 1 I got so many different e-cups. Free.
Wow. Yes.
Free your school. You're a doctor.

Speaker 1 You're a doctor now. No, no, no.
You can't have them be a doctor. Big Titty Doctor.
Well, Big Titted Doctor leaves the room too fast. That's true.
You know, a nurse has to check out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, don't do a lot of the work. Yeah, the doctor ain't rolling me over to make sure I don't get sores.
No, not unless, again, you're paying them directly. I wish that I got.

Speaker 1 I want to also say thank you to all all of the various nurses that reached out to me. I have a lot of friends.
Olga.

Speaker 1 Olga, Petunia,

Speaker 1 Minoda. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I just love each one of them.

Speaker 1 But I got reached out to by a lot of people that have like internet friends of mine that are in the nursing industry and that you, it takes a special type of angel. Oh, for sure.

Speaker 1 It's a calling that you're just not going to do. I have a friend.

Speaker 1 Because even though Jackie and I were trying to draw the straight straw, we were trying to draw the short straw to see who who got to wipe daddy. Did you not do it? No.
I did. I'd rather.

Speaker 1 Not your father, mine. I'd rather beat John Wick's dog.

Speaker 1 I'd rather be.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I would rather be

Speaker 1 to not wipe my father. I would have done anything.
Really? I'll wipe anybody else. You know, it's interesting.

Speaker 1 Except for my mother.

Speaker 1 I think my mother's slightly higher on the list of who I don't want to wipe. Really? But dad's real close.

Speaker 1 And then the third one is old papa joe biden oh oh joe's gonna have to be wiping him he's sitting on some rocks yeah poor fucker hey it's fine he's tired now he's a he's uh we'll forget about him soon oh he already forgot about himself

Speaker 1 um

Speaker 1 you know while we're talking about death my favorite internet dog died it finally happened to me which one sunday the black lab god help me go it's so sad i know now i found i'm following little bitties little bitties and cheddarini how are they doing they're healthy but that's a reason why I even chose them is because they're mid-age.

Speaker 1 I think that, yeah, I think the next internet dog I fall in love with puppy. Yeah, I'm going to fall in love with a puppy.
Just sometimes, just be able to spend some time with it.

Speaker 1 I'll keep the real dog death to my own home. Yes, that's where you're comfortable with it.
Yeah, yeah, somewhere so I can be. But also, before we move on past

Speaker 1 everything that happened with Florida and stuff like that, I have to say, you missed our shows together. I know.
I was so sad. I can't wait to.
We got to make it up. We are going to.

Speaker 1 Everybody was so nice. Everyone really cares about you.
It was really, it was kind of beautiful to see. That's very nice.

Speaker 1 But in Orlando,

Speaker 1 you didn't show up and I got to eat your public sub. I know.

Speaker 1 And you like my order? I liked it. I didn't think I would, but

Speaker 1 it didn't make sense to me when I was putting it in. And then when I took a bite, I was like, oh, fuck, this is good.
It's not because the bread's healthier.

Speaker 1 I like the five-grain Italian bread because it tastes better. See, I've had, if you order just the wheat, it's a little dry.
That's pretty cool. But the five-grain Italian,

Speaker 1 I wouldn't think to do that. Very good.
Five-grain Italian is also the key, too. It's like, I don't like the iceberg lettuce.
I like a spinach. See, I always, I'm addicted to shredded iceberg.

Speaker 1 I love shredded iceberg on everything. A thick iceberg, go fuck.
But shredded iceberg, I love. I wouldn't imagine straying.
I tried your spinach. I couldn't believe how much I liked it.
I like it.

Speaker 1 It also gets it in there. It gets other little factors in there.
Little Publix. It's really, yeah, that was really, really good.

Speaker 1 Very... impressed by your order.
Thank you. And I ate it at three in the morning.
And so it was perfect. Yes, good.
I'm glad I did.

Speaker 1 Exactly how it did. And the whole time, I was like, this one's for Henry's dad.

Speaker 1 No, and it's, I, I, again, I just can't say thank you enough to everybody that reached out so nicely to me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But again, I don't, I don't really need all the listeners, and I don't need all the fans, and I don't need the families. I just need the truth about Jeffrey Epstein to really hold me

Speaker 1 during this time. Could please send all of your Jeffrey Epstein theories to

Speaker 1 memes to Henry's DMs and really flood that thing. I barely check it.
Go to side stories lpotl and gmail.com. Please, anything Epstein-related, I'm into it.
Yeah, yeah, please, please keep him going.

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Speaker 1 to 10 p.m. Henry's drinking his

Speaker 1 hot piss juice.

Speaker 1 God,

Speaker 1 did you use the

Speaker 1 community microwave for that?

Speaker 1 God, it's like I'm in the room with kid cuddy. All right, so I got an update, which uh, this is a really good one.

Speaker 1 Um, man with MS, multiple sclerosis, spent over $12,000 to to be Gene Simmons Roadie with his 13-year-old son. He got one.
Gene Simmons, we covered this before. Yes.

Speaker 1 This program, this championship or whatever, this tournament where you just give him $13,000 and you get to be a Roadie for a day. $12,495 for the ultimate Gene Simmons experience, to be exact.

Speaker 1 Do you think they yelled at him about the monitors?

Speaker 1 Do you think they have him dragging stuff back and forth? Because he had to bring his son. He was supposed to be Rody for a day.
He was Rody for a day. He helped with the load-in.

Speaker 1 He was there for sound check. They got to eat some Italian takeout with Gene Simmons.
And it wasn't even kicks.

Speaker 1 And he's just like, you're going to want a Venmo request me for some of that ravioli you have there. Right? Just so you know,

Speaker 1 shows the tongue. Like, this is the best thing ever.
I'm so sick. Dwayne Rosato and his son Zach paid $12,495 for the experience.

Speaker 1 And that $12,000, there's no way that could have been better suited towards something with his syndrome. It's so funny.
Dwayne said

Speaker 1 he's the father who purchased it as a birthday gift for his son.

Speaker 1 Even though it's clearly

Speaker 1 his work. Yes.
Year-olds are bringing him to work for Gene Simmons. And Gene Simmons is probably being just being like, you have any idea how many people would pay to be my toilet?

Speaker 1 Four.

Speaker 1 I met four.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Dwayne said, you only live once, and I want to experience light.

Speaker 1 Life,

Speaker 1 I'm not going to die with a lot of money. I'm going to die happy.

Speaker 1 Honestly, I do agree with that. But his fucking kids sitting right there.
And he's just like, I could have used some of that money, father.

Speaker 1 I feel like $12,000 might have helped towards me getting a used car or something, my dearest father. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Is that him just watching Gene Simmons? Yeah. Is he yelling at him to work?

Speaker 1 Hey, you gotta say, hey, hey, this is Tinny. This is Tinny.
Get the sounds up. Get the medium amps up.
Oh, my God. Man, he looks so happy to be at work.
Yeah. No, they're doing it.

Speaker 1 They're wearing the gear, all that stuff. Man, his son is embarrassed.
Oh,

Speaker 1 he does not want to be there. Maybe not.

Speaker 1 Well, apparently, during their Italian food takeout from a local spot, Gene Simmons was regaling the boy of how he lost his virginity at 13 to a married woman along his delivery route. Cool.

Speaker 1 wow i guess you're right gene it's cool to be raped wow

Speaker 1 i never thought about that did you guys ever write a song about that about how it's cool to get raped

Speaker 1 i actually rewrote several of those songs

Speaker 1 back in the day people

Speaker 1 just lovingly looking on at that 85 year old man's 75 flat frog ass

Speaker 1 as he plays is he he's not even playing half the time most of this shit's like piped in he's the bassist no offense to your bassists out there but come on well especially well the kiss baselines are not neck necessarily he's no robert fripp you know what i mean like this isn't uh what is it uh

Speaker 1 crimson king oh king crimson king crimson i love oh that circus song is so good it is good the lizard whole lizard album get into it but would she if he dies immediately that'd be incredible ooh gene simmons or this guy this guy i don't think he's going anywhere he's got MS.

Speaker 1 He probably could be around for a while. Now he can't afford to die.
Now,

Speaker 1 I mean, he's spending all his money. I think he was a cop.

Speaker 1 Yeah, gut tracks.

Speaker 1 You know, it's just the idea of giving him money to work is the most obnoxious thing where you really feel like you could, you probably could have ended up backstage if you just found where he drank and told him you were a huge fan.

Speaker 1 Like, I really believe, and I want to put this out here to anybody, and this is including us here at Last Podcast and the Left. It's really easy to get backstage.

Speaker 1 You really just have to either act sick, wear black, yes,

Speaker 1 wear black. If he just was like, IMMS, I'd love to see your guitar.
Someone's going to let you in there. No, I actually, it works better with just a head nod and confidence.

Speaker 1 You don't think that, like, if you go and you tell all these people that you're sick, like if I went up to, like, obviously not somebody like, not somebody young, like, you're not going to get back there with like a Taylor Swift or something.

Speaker 1 But like, I feel like if I walked up to Battle. Mario Speedwagon.

Speaker 1 Very approachable. Delp stand on stage.

Speaker 1 I think that if I went to the manager role. Seminary free.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 If I went up there and I said that I even had a cold, I'd be back there hanging out. You know what I mean? Coughing all over the amps.
And like, this is the, because, again, that's what generosity is.

Speaker 1 Or, especially if you have big, huge, great tits. It really helps.
It super helps. And if you're an old man.
But not as a guy. Not as a man, though, unfortunately.
Yeah, you never know these days.

Speaker 1 I'm at, well, yeah. I, man, I wore that bra yesterday for the Goodpud Weed episode that's coming out, and I really did feel.
You put on a bra for

Speaker 1 the weed episode?

Speaker 1 Jackie and I are doing a new tradition where we're doing a switcheroo. Okay.
So I had to dress like her. And she had to dress like you? Yes.
Oh, that's good for her. And I had to go buy costumes.

Speaker 1 So I went around. Did you wear mesh? No, I just got a dress.
I'm going to say it's hard to find a triple XL mesh. And so I went out there and I found some stuff.

Speaker 1 Like I'm not on the internet, but I went and found some and the people were so nice to me. Like I was buying a dress and this lady was like, are you sure that this is your size?

Speaker 1 And she was being so sweet, like obviously trying to help me, like in my transition or whatever. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is to make fun of women. Like this is like it used to be.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't even understand. This is how it used to be in a simpler time where a man would make fun of a woman by dressing at her and going, oh,

Speaker 1 oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I would never in a million years.

Speaker 1 And she didn't even know how to react to that. Yeah.
But then I explained to her, I'm grieving.

Speaker 1 I have four more weeks of being deeply offensive. Yeah, no, you do.
I thought you had almost four and a half weeks. It's been a couple of weeks since.
A couple weeks? I've been told.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's a lot of fun. And that's what she keeps pointing to the calendar.
Wow. She remember

Speaker 1 this is your cut off. Yeah, it is your cutoff.
This is your cut off. You've been saying some grieving things.
Because it's, again, I'm grieving.

Speaker 1 I think she should be supporting you during your grief she knows that if she sports me too much i won't be as offensive as i need she should be your brasier

Speaker 1 what do you mean well you're oh spiritually yeah you're spiritual brassier

Speaker 1 after wearing one for a half an hour never again really i don't think beer i think dis should be free you think so

Speaker 1 i know some ladies say apparently it's better to feel it you want to hike them up and i do feel like that too in a way well i don't like boxer shorts for that reason same thing i I don't like boards.

Speaker 1 I like boxer briefs. I like giving them a little support to the boys.
Yes, I like hoist. And I do understand that some people need hoist if they're going around.

Speaker 1 It's what anybody's thrill is. If they're big and sweaty and they might cause a rash.
No, it hurt. I have lines on me.
My tits hurt and were hot. You should have got a bigger stock.
Look at my gunch.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Wow, you look great. No, I don't.
I mean, you look better than I thought you would.

Speaker 1 You should put some stockings on, though. I'll tell you that much.
No, I wanted people to see my Bavarian legs. Jackie doesn't wear it.
See, you're good in heels. Yeah, I can run heels.

Speaker 1 I could run Jackie. I could fucking run around Jackie in circles and heels.
People really don't know that about you. Henry's better in heels than most women.
It's really surprising. I'm pretty good.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Natalie saw it.
She was kind of shocked. Speaking of, there was a

Speaker 1 one other quick update. I completely forgot about this.
Cool. Let's hear it.
Joe Exotic from jail. Oh, God.
So, Joe Exotic from jail.

Speaker 1 This update is pretty wonderful. So he got married in jail to a Mexican gentleman.
That in a bid to get President Trump's attention for a pardon, he ratted out to ICE.

Speaker 1 So his new husband, who was then released from jail, was immediately deported to Mexico. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Joe Exotic ratted him out? Ratted the guy, his own husband out to ICE.

Speaker 1 Oh, I didn't know that part of the story. Yep.
Got him deported. Now he's going to President Trump in the saddest series of tweets I've seen, which he still has access to.

Speaker 1 It's really past time to have one of your people watch Tiger King season two, where they all admitted to perjury and plot to kill me on world television and let me out.

Speaker 1 Now, I know you're not fond of my lifestyle, but I supported you just allow me to go to Mexico with my husband. Whoa.
So he's like saying

Speaker 1 he's a tactic that he deported him to Mexico

Speaker 1 so that he could go be with him in Mexico after the fact, according to Joe Exotic. The private zoo sector in Mexico, I'm sure, is a little more loosey-goosey than ours.

Speaker 1 Dude, I bet you they're not even, I bet you they're some of them are so private that they are public. You know what I mean? We're just free-range tigers, yeah.
Um, yeah,

Speaker 1 so Joe Exotic, rough day getting around. The ass agents didn't understand why he got sent back so fast.
He had a hearing scheduled for tomorrow.

Speaker 1 Hey, Donald Trump, just let me go to Mexico and you can keep Carol Baskin.

Speaker 1 You can keep her. So

Speaker 1 Joe

Speaker 1 ratted out his husband. Yes.
And did they get actual married? Or is it just like, does he call him his husband?

Speaker 1 That I don't know. Here's another poster.

Speaker 1 He's married. Shouldn't he be allowed to stay? No, not anymore.
They're getting rid of all the stuff. So Joe exotic.
You know, I could die tomorrow and

Speaker 1 I could go knowing what true love was really all about. Jorge gave me the most loving and devoted 10 months of my life.
I pray God will give me the chance to experience life with him again.

Speaker 1 I went outside today and it was hard, but truly amazing how many people and gangs came up to me to check to see how I was holding up since he left.

Speaker 1 You know, they all respected us because we weren't the typical gay people just causing drama and bed hopping.

Speaker 1 They saw that we were real and serious about our devotion to each other, which is amazing that some of us are the worst of the worst that society has to offer saw that in us.

Speaker 1 Isn't that nice? The prison could have been much harder about it, but you know, for the most part, I have to say, they were pretty cool about us being side by side every day.

Speaker 1 We need to get some serious campaigns going to get Trump to let me go. No matter where I am, I'm fine with Mexico or America, as long as I spend my last days with my Jorge.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Just set him to fucking Panama.
Yep.

Speaker 1 He just had to go. Both he's looking for,

Speaker 1 he's angling on a pardon. P.
Diddy's defense team is already angling for a pardon from Trump. But don't they, aren't there state charges in there?

Speaker 1 Doesn't Doesn't matter, they'll pardon the rest of them. They can't part, yeah, but they're still going to be in there forever.
If they get to, well, those are the hardest charges to get on P. Diddy.

Speaker 1 The worst part about the P. Diddy trial is the, it's, to be honest, it's so depressing.
It's extremely depressing to watch. It's not a fun trial like the Lori Vallo Daybell trial.

Speaker 1 It basically is constantly asking you, constantly asking you to ask the question of what's a victim and what's a co-conspirator.

Speaker 1 And these women are getting torn apart on the stands, going up there selling spilling their whole lives but they also like they did technically say a bunch of different stuff to a bunch of different people and now like the hardest part is proving all the racketeering charges which is this idea that p diddy was doing this before a certain number of other criminalities like he was doing he was trafficking humans he was also selling drugs and he was and you have to put it all together in one he very well may beat the state charges he might get other charges in there he might get a couple years and then Trump can just lop it off the top because he's specifically taking money for pardon.

Speaker 1 Yeah, racketeering takes a long time to prove. It takes almost a decade to put together the case.
And they rushed this case. Yeah.
They rushed this case. So I have no idea what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 It's still we have weeks left. I want to say this is week two of the D.
Diddy trial. And they said that

Speaker 1 six weeks of

Speaker 1 witnesses the prosecution has. So that's going to be a lot.
Oh, yeah. So that's the same thing.
No one else is fighting for a pardon.

Speaker 1 Derek Chauvin.

Speaker 1 Isn't that crazy? Well,

Speaker 1 he's still got state, and so he'll still have to stay in, even though. He has got state one.
Yeah, he's got 20-year state charges. Also, Derek Chauvin should be lucky he's in jail.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Because I feel like he can be isolated. That would be street justice.
I think that motherfucker would have a target. on his back for the rest of his life, and that fucking piece of shit deserves it.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. Fuck him.
Fuck Derek Chalvin.

Speaker 1 I hope that they are chasing him around jail Jetpop right now. Put him a jetpot.
Get him. Come on.
Get him. This one's kind of an update.
Do you mind if I take one real quick? Sure, sure.

Speaker 1 So, remember when I was talking about a couple, probably like two or three months ago, about

Speaker 1 the Haitian gangs that killed like hundreds of old people because they thought that they like put that old people were witches and they put a curse on the gang member leaders? Yes. Kid?

Speaker 1 Well, there has been retribution for this.

Speaker 1 I haven't really covered the story as much as I wish I have.

Speaker 1 But so a Haitian woman who had lost family members to violent criminal gangs took her revenge by poisoning 40 gang members with tainted empanadas. So she straight up

Speaker 1 killed

Speaker 1 40 gang members with it. And she had been like out there.
They killed her family. They said apparently what she did was that she was local.
She sold these things for, I don't know how to pronounce it.

Speaker 1 It's It's called like pates.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yeah, pate probably.
Pâtés. There's something.
It's like it's got a bunch of different, it's got different. It's essentially a Haitian empanada.

Speaker 1 Yes, it's an empanada, which honestly, I'm looking at them. You look pretty good.
No, I bet they're great. I love an empanada.
And so she was known as a lady that would like serve the community.

Speaker 1 She played it cool for months. Oh, yeah, that's, that's a lady right there.
She played it cool for fucking months. Oh, yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 And then one day she was just gave all the gang members free empanadas. Oh yeah, she just rolled up with a bunch of free empanadas.
They were so excited to see it.

Speaker 1 And so she filled it all with some form of insecticide. Yes.
And then they all fucking vomited themselves to death. Yeah, like full-on.
I tell you what, though, that is not going to

Speaker 1 lessen the

Speaker 1 suspicion of them being witches. No, that's for fucking certain.
It's not going to make them nothing, because that is a witch move. Yes.

Speaker 1 Well, they burned down her house and she turned herself into the cops. Well, dude, that was the other thing, too.

Speaker 1 She said that she ran to the police after she did it because she knew that she was a wanted woman. Yeah.
Which is even like, you're just hoping for the best with that situation as well, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. They immediately burned her house down.
Yeah. Yeah.
So, I mean, this is just a crazy

Speaker 1 fucking thing.

Speaker 1 She killed 40 of them and they all died. I mean, that is just fucking nuts.
No, that is like, even the fact that it worked out effectively. Yeah.
It's kind of wild to me.

Speaker 1 That you can actively poison 40 people correctly. Most people don't.
It shows she really wanted it. And that really, again, every time you want to say you can't, you mean won't.
Yeah. So

Speaker 1 the gang members were of Viv Anzanum. Anzanum.
They're a Port-au-Prince gang affiliated with former policeman termed crime boss Jimmy Chazier. And he's also known as barbecue.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah. The guy's name, the bad guy's name.
The bad guy's name is

Speaker 1 known as barbecue, and then he burned down her house. Yep, that makes sense.
I mean, technically, that sounds like his

Speaker 1 kind of his MO. I imagine this woman ain't gonna last long, unfortunately.
Well, they are deciding whether or not, I guess, to treat to charge her with anything.

Speaker 1 They don't know what to charge her with, which is going to be murder. But then it sounds like, well, she could end up being fucking the second she's in jail.
Is she going to be torn apart? Probably.

Speaker 1 She might have to go away forever. She might have to go to another jail.
I don't know what they do for people. Send her to Canada.
Oh, wow. I think that's the only option.

Speaker 1 You can't send her here anymore, unfortunately. No, no, no.
Yeah, so maybe like Canada can take her or something. But

Speaker 1 what will they do?

Speaker 1 I think that's our best option. We got to get this woman to Canada.
I think that, I mean...

Speaker 1 It just sounds like, I mean, she's still a murderer. She's a vigilante murderer for sure.
No, that's not. She killed 40 people.
That is like, so that's like... She straight up killed 40 people.

Speaker 1 That's somebody you might want want to keep an eye on. Yes.
But she also got nothing to lose. And it sounds like she finally dealt with something that needed to get dealt with.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And also, I will say,

Speaker 1 this is from, is a very loosely written article from Oddity Central. So there might be some flaws to some of the things that I said.
It's a short article, but I'm not 100% sure. Oh, no, Eddie.

Speaker 1 Don't question. There's no way that this four-paragraph article from OddityCentral.com.
It's completely insane. There is no way that there is anything fake about it.

Speaker 1 Okay, I refuse to acknowledge that. But either way, a story is a story is a story.
Yeah, you know what?

Speaker 1 Why don't we let the truth get in the way of a good story, Andy? Well, please, honestly, if you know more about this situation that's happening there,

Speaker 1 I'm deeply interested in everything that's happening there. It has a terrorist

Speaker 1 designation,

Speaker 1 Viv Ensemb. Yes.
Is a part of the it's considered a a

Speaker 1 completely taken over. Yep, that is a thing.

Speaker 1 Well, also the problem true, truly now too, is all what is all fucking messed up because we have the administration that we have and they are kind of obsessed with other people's gang activity. So

Speaker 1 we will see.

Speaker 1 MS-13, that could have been the guy who bought the Gene Simmons pack for $13,000. MS13.

Speaker 1 That's his nickname.

Speaker 1 That's probably what he called him all the time. What was his name? MS13? Get him over here.

Speaker 1 You got any more money? I want to say him. MS13 grand.
Yeah. Honestly, I kind of already spent the 13 grand.

Speaker 1 Let's talk to one of our, I want to talk about one of our major stories today, Eddie, which is Annabelle is out there. Yeah.
And Annabelle's causing fucking problems. It's wild.
She's out there, man.

Speaker 1 Lots of haunted doll stuff going down here. Yeah, I do want to say, you know, I'm sorry I missed your Robert the Doll presentation last week.

Speaker 1 No, it's nice to see him. Hi, Robert.
You're looking good. He likes you.
Looking good fleet week, huh? Yeah, baby. It is fleet week.
And you gave him a little gift. No, he has that.
That's his doll.

Speaker 1 Because Robert has a doll. Yeah, that's right.
Oh, great to see you. I love Robert.
I feel so strong, to be honest with you.

Speaker 1 Ever since I've made my connection with Robert, I feel like my life's been going great. I feel like everything's up and going.

Speaker 1 He's my new best friend. And I don't know if you're going to be able to do that.
My current dog's still alive. Yeah, both of them are still going.
Yeah, he's an ally.

Speaker 1 Yeah, everything really has been great since Robert has entered my life. Yes, except my father died.
Well, I mean, that's for me, not for me. That's your problem.
Yeah, it's different.

Speaker 1 I'm very sorry about that. No, but it is my problem.
It's Sunday, the Black Lab, and George Went died.

Speaker 1 So that is

Speaker 1 all of them. It happens in threes.
That happens. It does come in threes.
It does come in threes. Just like at least it's over.

Speaker 1 So, in creepy doll news. So, Annabelle is on tour.
Yeah. Jealous.

Speaker 1 Apparently, she's doing Radio City musical.

Speaker 1 But Annabelle's doll is on the Annabelle the Doll. For those of you that don't remember, Annabelle was featured as the main antagonist from the Conjuring.
Everybody knows who Annabelle is.

Speaker 1 They fucking know. Fuck it.
Don't treat them like children. Every single time I don't describe it, someone's like,

Speaker 1 and I don't know what he's saying. Honestly, if you don't know who Annabelle the doll is, how'd you find yourself? Yeah, how did you find if you are still listening? Turn it off.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Just we don't want you. Yeah, you know what? I'm done.
I'm done with you. So Ed Lorraine Warren's occult museum.
Apparently, other items from it as well are on the street.

Speaker 1 Because it's not because it's closed. Yes.

Speaker 1 And like, I think the Warren boy is taking it all around. Yeah, so one of them is get one last bit of money.

Speaker 1 But the issue was, which is that every ghost hunter said, well, you know, we have a lot of conflicting stories because I've talked to like the new Kirks and people that are now more in the newer versions of occult thought.

Speaker 1 And the idea of cursed objects really holding any specific power anywhere is kind of like up to debate.

Speaker 1 Deciding whether or not, like, is it your belief in it? Is it someone's specific relationship with something?

Speaker 1 Does it all come, is every single piece of paranormal activity coming from inside our brains? Yeah. Right.
And that thing is just like a focal point. Who knows? But every other ghost hunter said,

Speaker 1 leave Annabelle alone.

Speaker 1 When Annabelle is in what you say it is, it shouldn't be on tour. It's like what they did to Amy Winos.

Speaker 1 What do you mean? When they put her.

Speaker 1 They worked her to death. Oh, she worked to death.
She had a dark streak. Oh, come on.
Worked her to death, and she had a dark streak. They worked Ralphie Mae to death.
She did too many drugs.

Speaker 1 I mean, Ralphie Mae definitely

Speaker 1 did. He died pneumonia.
He did the non-toxic aversion of what that lady did to all of the gang members in Haiti, where he died by empanada.

Speaker 1 And I love Ralphie Man.

Speaker 1 He was, and he was a full-on appetizer victim.

Speaker 1 And that's not his fault. That's it.
It's just where he got to. He had problems.
He had problems. He did that.

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Speaker 1 So, Annabelle is she's out there, right? So, now she's on tour, but but because she's on tour, there's been a series of events that have been in the same area where Annabelle has been on tour.

Speaker 1 Yeah, New Orleans. Number one was the burndown of the Nottaway plantation, which was some big plantation.
Yeah. It burnt down while she was there.

Speaker 1 We couldn't. I don't know if she had gasoline on her.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Bringing Annabelle down there is not a way to keep that thing standing. No.
No.

Speaker 1 I do.

Speaker 1 Nothing. How do you say this? It's not that I.

Speaker 1 I like

Speaker 1 the concept and look of a plantation home. Yes.
Go ahead. All the stuff with it.
Yeah, it comes with package. I like the wraparound porches.
I love a wraparound porch.

Speaker 1 I love the field where you can just, you have so much room for activities. That's one of my favorite things about a plantation is just all the room.

Speaker 1 You know?

Speaker 1 Are you allowed to build a new home that looks like a plantation home, or is that also bad?

Speaker 1 If it has no history, if it's a brand new home, but it looks just like an antebellum mansion, side stories lpot gmail.com. What's the moral asking audience? Yeah, what's the moral code on that one?

Speaker 1 I'm glad I say ask the audience because I've I wonder if we can rebuild it to be a and we'll you could put up pictures of of Harriet Tubman, you can put up pictures of George Washington Carver, you can put up pictures of Corey Booker, yeah, all sorts of stuff on the walls to sort of show people I'm i'm cool yeah right yeah but annabelle's not annabelle was not happy well unless this is super liberal of annabelle i think it is she burned down the plantation she's anti-hate and then also she

Speaker 1 liberated a jail well this is the issue so now there has been a

Speaker 1 tonight this is gonna be a jailbreak yeah right yeah dude somewhere in this town Tonight, this is gonna be a jailbreak. And so, you better not be around.

Speaker 1 Because they're going to fucking group rape you. Now, this is different.
This story is like a jailbreak. This is bad.

Speaker 1 They don't have a taste for butt yet. We have to be careful with this crew, right? So, seven guys escaped from the,

Speaker 1 this was in the Orleans Parish Sheriff's Office. Yeah, the Parish Jail.
Yes, the OSPSO or whatever, the OPESO, whatever they go to the Orleans Justice Center.

Speaker 1 So, seven guys, very dangerous criminals. 11.
Was it 11? Yes.

Speaker 1 But extreme, like a couple of murderers, a couple of guys with some sexual assaults, a couple of guys, like these are, this is a bad crew of dudes.

Speaker 1 They removed the toilet from a wall inside of the justice center, ran out of it, but before leaving, they wrote the message too easy, unspelled,

Speaker 1 misspelled, T-O-L.

Speaker 1 An L-O- Yeah, too easy, L-O-L, which is like everyone was laughing about it. Today, they caught the guy, the maintenance guy that helped them, yeah, that shut off the water.

Speaker 1 And now these guys are free. I think they got two of them.
I mean, it's always changing. But they had a 24-hour lead time because they spent, oh, yeah, that's right.
They did all this. They had it.

Speaker 1 I forgot they blurred out all the other stuff. They said they blurred out the we, they wrote, we innocent.
Someone says, I'm innocent. They scratched out I'm.
They wrote we

Speaker 1 then wrote fuck OPSO, suck my

Speaker 1 OJC. Yeah, yeah.
You know, most hated. The guy drew his eyeballs on.
He drew most hated. They had time, obviously, to do a bunch of doodles.

Speaker 1 But the main issue is that the doodles are funny and the sentiment is fun, but the men are extremely dangerous.

Speaker 1 And the other problem is, is that I want to say this to anybody.

Speaker 1 If somebody is in jail. for multiple murder accounts

Speaker 1 and yeah

Speaker 1 you're in jail with them now. Like you're hanging out.
You're a maintenance guy and you're hanging out with them. One dude was tied to a mass shooting during Mardi Grow.

Speaker 1 And that's the worst place to get tied to. Unnot him.

Speaker 1 If you're working with any of these guys, you just got to know they're like not going to uphold their end of the bargain. Yeah.
If you believe in the men that are fueled by Annabelle's power,

Speaker 1 that they are going to, I guess, pay you money later on, or they're going to hook up something for a family member after this for you if you just help them out. They're not going to do it.

Speaker 1 You're going to be left carrying the bag. These guys are, they were scot-free for 24 hours.
They had no idea they were there because they fucked up the night head count. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And so they just fucked it up. And they said the guy whose job was to watch, this is true.

Speaker 1 The guy whose job it was to watch the night surveillance cameras, it was his one job. He left the office to grab a snack.

Speaker 1 I believe he went to raising canes

Speaker 1 and then went and then left the cameras unoccupied.

Speaker 1 And they just ran out. He's probably in on it too.
You know, you watch this other thing. You're seeing they're all tugging on this one door trying to get out.

Speaker 1 And you see guys just walk past like, hey, you know, I don't want to fight. And then you guys see other guys try to help them get the door open, which is really fun.
But then they just stay.

Speaker 1 Listen, I love New Orleans. I love New Orleans.
It's a wonderful place. It's one of the best places on the face of the fucking planet.

Speaker 1 But here's the problem with New Orleans, and if I'm speaking Geta Turn, I know I'll get my ass handed to me. They don't fix nothing.
No. They don't fix anything in New Orleans.

Speaker 1 It's all just, if it's broke, it stays broke until something, a disaster happens. It's deteriorating.
Yeah. New Orleans is just, it's hard because it's a preservation jazz hall.
is crumbling.

Speaker 1 It's called preservation hall. It is.
New Orleans needs an injection of cash that's not just covered in cocaine.

Speaker 1 And this lady is just really very, very upset about the Susan Hudson, who was the sheriff, saying it's impossible to break out from the Justice Center without help. And so she's not wrong.

Speaker 1 But I also, again, to bring it back to Epstein, because it reminds me of bring it back to Epstein. Yeah, because these guys are dormant with Epstein.
I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 That I was watching one expert talk about Epstein and his death, and they were saying,

Speaker 1 if you walked into that prison where Epstein was, where we held, I believe, El Chapo, I think a couple of super high-level criminals. Well, he's getting his family back now.
Thank God.

Speaker 1 I mean, you know, we missed them. Like, El Niño, his son, La Nina, his daughter.
And they, they, his grandpa, El Papo. El Bil Papo, you see.

Speaker 1 So they,

Speaker 1 it's again, it's like they said, if you walked into that jail and you said

Speaker 1 the most elite criminals in the world are held here, you would be very frightened. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because it's falling apart. It's staffed by big, fat, dumb idiots.
Huge idiots. They don't know what.
They don't give a fuck. They literally were going out for amazing canes.

Speaker 1 They weren't even going out for good New Orleans food. They just got fast food.
Seriously, it's just a job. Like, it's just a job to them.

Speaker 1 So this idea that you think that each person person inside of a prison is the most devout

Speaker 1 warrior of justice, just understand that, that it's, there's a lot of lapses.

Speaker 1 Like, there's a lot of problems inside of these private jails because they're specifically using money to not, they're taking the money. They're not fixing the jail.

Speaker 1 Like, the fact that you could pop the toilet out of the wall

Speaker 1 is too easy. It is too easy.
And that's why it was greased by

Speaker 1 toe easy. It was so easy.

Speaker 1 And that's the reason why it had to be greased. Greased by the magic of Annabelle.

Speaker 1 Because now Annabelle is, sadly, and very frighteningly, it's on its way to Rhode Island.

Speaker 1 And I want the people of Providence to know that you need to batten up your hatches, whatever hatches you have to be battened.

Speaker 1 Prisons need to be watched extra.

Speaker 1 And know that, I mean, I, for love of Christ, I think, isn't isn't Rhode Island known for hot dogs? You know, I messed up. It's not Rhode Island.
It's actually Rock Island, Illinois. And

Speaker 1 it's Rock Island Roadhouse in Rock Island, Illinois. You can see where I fucked up when I read.

Speaker 1 Rock? It's going to a place called. Annabelle is going to a Rock Island Roadhouse.
Yeah, because she wants to meet the ghost of Patrick Swains.

Speaker 1 Who doesn't? Who doesn't?

Speaker 1 Apparently, he can't dance away out of cancer. So, oh, no, so the haunted.
Oh, so that's another haunted location, the Rock Island Roadhouse. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, yeah.

Speaker 1 See, that's fine. You can bring her to already haunted place.
Yeah, and that's good. The Devil's on the Run tour.
Yeah, October.

Speaker 1 Annabelle is featured like she is the lead singer of Evanescence.

Speaker 1 I have no idea why. They're like, Annabelle.
And it's like, it's not like she's singing a song or doing time.

Speaker 1 Right? She's literally just going to sit in a little chair, and you got Josh Purvis.

Speaker 1 Oh, who are these guys? Anyway, Rock Island Roadhouse, October 4th,

Speaker 1 2025. Get your tickets.

Speaker 1 Lots of the Awards Occult Museum is going to be there.

Speaker 1 And he's some kind of ghost investigator, John Purvis. Yes, of course he is.
Why else would he fucking be there? Probably, I don't know.

Speaker 1 If you'd be a doll guy, oh man, I was asking Robert the doll about Annibal, and he was like, that messy bitch. Whoa, shit.
He's just like,

Speaker 1 yeah,

Speaker 1 she wants it, but

Speaker 1 I don't fucking need to get it. You know what I mean? No, I know what you mean, Robert.
You got to be careful with these girls you travel around. You're a sailor.
Well, he's a lady, actually.

Speaker 1 Remember? He's got the ghost of a little girl inside of him. But we all do.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Love you, Robert. Love you, Robert.
No disrespect. I love you so much, Robert.

Speaker 1 No disrespect. Of course there is no.
There's no disrespect. All right, real quick, right before we get in here, this guy,

Speaker 1 I want to cover real quick the Casper serial biter. All right, I got another quick one after that.

Speaker 1 You do Casper. I believe this is Casper.

Speaker 1 This is Natrona. I don't know what state this is in.
This is in a bad place, whatever it is. It's not good.
It's a guy who bites people professionally. Now, this guy,

Speaker 1 with his fucking charmer by the name of Andrew Barrett, he was, he nearly bit the finger off of a Natrona County Sheriff's Office on Deputy Tuesday.

Speaker 1 And so he was put into court over Zoom. Yeah.
And he said that as he was talking, he kept, he'd start going,

Speaker 1 he barked a lot. And he started barking and flicking his tongue in and out like he was a hot dog.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then he said that his, they asked him how he, you know, he said, he's like, hi, my name is Andrew Barrett. I'm a crocodilian.

Speaker 1 And they said that he was mainly, he was caught with marijuana.

Speaker 1 And you would caught, but you didn't cause MF.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think MF was doing the heavy lifting. Yeah, we don't want to give weed a bad name.
No, no. But sometimes weed

Speaker 1 makes you hungry. Banner Wyoming Medical Center.
Sometimes you just get fucking hungry, dude. Yeah, oh, yeah.
I can see it being munchies.

Speaker 1 When I see a fucking cop with big, thickle sausage fingers, sometimes he's like,

Speaker 1 God damn. Give us a nibble.
Do you think he keeps mustard in his pockets? I mean, it smells like it. Barrett's on parole for serving prison time for aggravated assault and battery charge.

Speaker 1 So that involved his previous charge, which was in 2021. He bit the tip off of an index finger of a Banner Wyoming Medical Center employee.

Speaker 1 This guy's got the, like, that's jaw strength. Serial biter, yeah.
Like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I hope his dentist is like using this as good press.
Honestly, he is.

Speaker 1 He's a heck of a... He's a hungry boy, a heck of a boy, and he's just trying to get a little chomp of a nurse.
So the cop's finger, did you read about that?

Speaker 1 He bit the top of it and like bit down to the bone and then peeled back the meat.

Speaker 1 And so the bone was still there. Yeah, it is.
But he like ripped off everything else, apparently. It's a cool name for a fucking cop to become bone finger.

Speaker 1 That's funny. Because I wouldn't change it.
I'd never fix it. I mean, I would.
I just have that one little bone finger in meat. You like to fix it.
But they should lop it off. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 I think they put putty on it or something. Can you put a cap on it? You have to seal the wound for sure.
But you bite it off. And then if it's just meat.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm pretty sure you have to saw the bone. You can't just.
Side stories, L-P-O-T-O at gmail.com. It's cool.
You can put a little cap on it.

Speaker 1 It would be cool if you could put a little cap on it, but I don't see how you screw a cap into flesh. It just goes over it like a big condom.
Sure.

Speaker 1 And then what you do is, but then you pull it off when you lean business. And like, you better watch it before I tickle you with my bones and guy.

Speaker 1 Well, they gave him a hundred thousand dollar cash bond. Yeah, they said, can you think that you'd be able to make that bond? And he says, I'm just a guy struggling to get by.
I ain't going nowhere.

Speaker 1 They're like, we know, sir.

Speaker 1 We know. They are letting him go.
But that's what happens when he's a hungry boy and he just likes a little chompy chomp. Yeah.
Oh, man.

Speaker 1 I've never bit anybody. You never bet a person? I've been bit.
Chris Blakely bit me in the eye. Really? Yeah.
During, because he pushed me and then I hit him in the face with my baseball glove.

Speaker 1 And then he attacked me and bit me in the eye. And then we fought on the baseball field.
I'm not. And then my mom was there and she was saying, he's got AIDS.
He's biting my son. He's got AIDS.

Speaker 1 Yeah, did he? Yeah, I don't think so, but he did die.

Speaker 1 Oh, boy.

Speaker 1 I imagine he died of drugs if I were to guess, but I don't know for sure. Yeah, I could guess that.
I know he was in some kind of a car accident and got a bunch of money from the settlement.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's fun. Yeah, and that's fun for him and got trashed.
But then, yeah, that was a problem that seemed to be bad for him. Is that him? Some people get money straight up.
Yeah. Largo, Florida.

Speaker 1 April 30th, 2022.

Speaker 1 That is literally the guy that bit you on the eye. Is that we're looking at his obituary? No, this isn't him.
Okay,

Speaker 1 this isn't him. I throw

Speaker 1 like every day. That's pretty literally.

Speaker 1 Pretty close. Yeah, he's 39.
Well, no, that's a good idea. No,

Speaker 1 he would be 81. I think he was a year older than me, so he might be 80.
So, yeah, this guy's, this isn't the Chris Blakely I knew that died, and the guy I knew that died died a while ago. Okay.

Speaker 1 So that's not him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not as exciting then, I guess. Not as exciting.
No, so, all right, well, just don't bite anybody. I guess maybe we should bleep his name.

Speaker 1 He's like, fuck him. He's dead.
Yeah, that's right. And he bit me.
So fuck him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right. I had another story I was going to tell, but it's too sad to end the show on, I think.
Which one?

Speaker 1 The one where the guy killed his wife and his two girls because he wanted a boy and she was pregnant with another girl. Yeah, it's pretty good.
So he just killed everybody. Yeah, it's pretty sad.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you guys can read about that on your own time. Yeah, you go enjoy that on your own.
And then also, if you want to just come by my house, I'll tell you all about Jeffrey Epstein.

Speaker 1 So if you just happen to find my address on the internet, which you can pretty easily, he's come by the house and see if you can handle it.

Speaker 1 And if you want to have sex with some dogs, we've hired Jeffrey Puffein to be at the show this weekend. Jeffrey Puffein is not fucking dogs.
He's just bringing dogs that are willing to fuck.

Speaker 1 All right? Listen,

Speaker 1 they're going to fucking cancel the event. That's what's going to happen after this.
They're literally just going to cancel the event. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 They're going to be like, why do you keep talking? All you've talked about is fucking and murdering dogs. We're selling dogs over here.
that's what i'm saying

Speaker 1 i'm trying to create urgency to get the dogs yeah that's like just adopt the dogs all the set of i all the stuff i said about them immediately killing them is not true prince andrew's gonna be there yep my my buddy my buddy hey

Speaker 1 just call him andy

Speaker 1 my favorite guy did you guys see who they caught by the way who the cucumber sex guy oh the guy fucking stuck himself in the butthole with the cucumber. Oh, guy fucking the cucumber.
Yes.

Speaker 1 They got him. They got him.
Wow. Hey, you know, some

Speaker 1 wow, another. Wow.

Speaker 1 You know, I say this guy, boy Peppino.

Speaker 1 They really were working on finding him, huh? How you say?

Speaker 1 How you so come up? How you say?

Speaker 1 How you say? I sorry, man. Oh, me and Alec went for a long walk the other day.
First, he tell me about the killer woman. And I say, oh, Alec, don't be sad today.
It's happy day.

Speaker 1 And I saw the man he fucked the puppy, the cucumber. I think you call it cucumber.

Speaker 1 He said, Oh, I make he say he makes a special Greek salad with his special home recipe taziki that he squished inside of the cucumber.

Speaker 1 I love Hilaria, yeah, that fucking white woman. Yeah, so I forgot about how Rachel Dolezal the other day.
I looked it up for Jackie. I forgot that Rachel Dolezal had changed her name to Undeke Diallo.

Speaker 1 I forgot forgot that that still holds. Yeah, I mean, you know, she should have done that in the first place.
Yeah, she should have. If you want to just lead with that.

Speaker 1 All right, we got some stories.

Speaker 1 A little backstory.

Speaker 1 I was 17 years old at the time, living in a small rural town on the Illinois side of the Wisconsin-Illinois border. You were living in Illinois.

Speaker 1 That is anybody that lives in the Illinois border is living in Illinois. It doesn't matter what state you're right next to.
Yeah. That's a good point.

Speaker 1 Derailed at the very top. Nothing really there.

Speaker 1 Lots of corn and darkness. So it can be a pretty spooky backdrop to reality, especially when you were as smoked out as your gourd as I was.
No weed for me now because I'm a firefighter.

Speaker 1 I see.

Speaker 1 I think you can fucking do it, Stone.

Speaker 1 Every Friday night.

Speaker 1 It's half fire. Like, just light your joint and spray it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Every Friday night, I would go hang out with my older sister, eight years my senior, while her boyfriend worked nights at the local Chrysler auto plant.

Speaker 1 We'd get cheebed out, watch scary movies, and make some munches. Some of the best times of my life.

Speaker 1 My sister's house was creepy as fuck, though, sometimes.

Speaker 1 They bought it from a single seven-year-old male who, from what neighbors said, would host Halloween parties for the neighborhood children with a spooky maze into the basement for the prize of candy, or in my speculation, maybe some diddling.

Speaker 1 That's on you. You never know.
Some people just like Halloween. Yeah.
And they're not always molesting.

Speaker 1 Sometimes when they're molesting, it's not on Halloween because then that ruins Halloween for them because then Halloween becomes work. They molest on Easter.

Speaker 1 Still candy. The basement had a weird closet with a tiny door for a peephole, right? Where an average-height male could look through for whatever reason.

Speaker 1 Again, he's just checking to make sure they only take one Snickers.

Speaker 1 There was a small man-made pond in the background, and when we drained it, there was a marble bust of a head in a classic Greek-Roman style tied with a chain around the neck to a cinder block.

Speaker 1 It's weird shit. Weird guy.
It's probably haunted at some sort.

Speaker 1 So this particular night seemed no different than any other night as we settled into our routine. Just me, sis, her big cat.

Speaker 1 With a feast of homemade quesadillas and many rips out of the bong, we watched a documentary on Mr. Unabomber himself.

Speaker 1 Then my sister asked me to empty the bong and place it in a closet in the back room of the basement to keep it out of sight of her step daughter when she came home over the weekend.

Speaker 1 I took the bong, emptied it in the kitchen sink, and started on my way down stairs.

Speaker 1 I had to duck because the ceiling above the stairs was too short for me and immediately turned right where you can see in the living room area.

Speaker 1 And against the far wall is a sliding glass door that leads outside to the back yard.

Speaker 1 Taking my right turn into a full one eighty, I walked through a utility hallway to a back bedroom where I placed the bong in a cardboard box alongside my other high school smoking essentials.

Speaker 1 I then headed back the way I came, thinking nothing of anything really. But then I turned my head to the right towards the sliding glass door and I immediately froze.

Speaker 1 The only other time I felt this was when I came face to face with a moose while hunting in Colorado.

Speaker 1 What I saw moving in front of the glass door was a black, bipedal, dangly creature with bright green eyes, about three three to four feet tall.

Speaker 1 The goblin, what I believe it to be, was almost scaly in appearance, and we made eye contact for what felt like forever.

Speaker 1 In an instant, it bolted towards the far wall, not towards me, but my feet fell.

Speaker 1 My feet felt like they were glued to the carpet.

Speaker 1 It hid behind the side of an old couch, and I noped the fuck out of there, hitting my head in the low ceiling on the way up.

Speaker 1 I immediately reported what I saw to my sister, who said I was just stoned, and it was the cat. I refute her claim immediately, pointing out that the cat was sitting on her lap.

Speaker 1 There's no way in hell it would have made it upstairs without me noticing. And that fucking cat is now four feet tall.

Speaker 1 I tell the story to as many friends as people as I can tell. And in the words of Henry, I know what I saw.
Yeah, well, I think you got to smoke weed again, Fire Cop.

Speaker 1 I mean, you might need to, because, I mean, like, if you're seeing goblins on weed, dude, that's fucking crazy. Yeah, that shit's free.

Speaker 1 Because I don't fucking, yeah, if I I want to see goblins, I just go to my algorithm. Yeah, no, see, that's the problem.
They're right there. Or I just walk the streets of Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 Because I've learned to live every day knowing that I am a goblin, too. And I love my goblin community.
They've reached out to me in my time of need. And I know that my father and I would laugh.

Speaker 1 the goblin activity that I've seen. And oh my God, he would love to arrest those goblins as much as any police officer ever could have arrested anyone.
And I wish that for him. No.

Speaker 1 I wish that he could have arrested Tammy Hull.

Speaker 1 Oh, just for the sake of him being able to.

Speaker 1 You would have been half Tammy if that happened. Wow, yeah.
You think that she would have flipped that on my father?

Speaker 1 I think my father liked a softer woman. I don't think you have a choice, though, when it comes to Tammy.
I mean, she gets her eyes on you. You're hers.
Her pussy's a dick.

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Speaker 1 Right now, our streams are on pause.

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Speaker 1 You have to. Contact in the desert is coming up immediately.

Speaker 1 And you need to come see it. Oh, God.
You're dying. You need to come fucking see it.
Yeah, it's the last, it's May 29th through June 2nd, Contact in the Desert. So come out to that to palm.

Speaker 1 Saturday Desert, the Renaissance Resort. You're going to have a lot of fun.
Henry and I are just going to be walking around getting drunk with a bunch of people with opinions. Oh, yes.

Speaker 1 But also know that we are going to be doing our comedy night,

Speaker 1 which is a first for them, doing a purely comedy time.

Speaker 1 And we are going to legitimately, we might really upset them. I think they'll have a great time.
Yeah, I'm excited. Well, we got Amber and Billy Wayne Davis are coming.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's going to be a blast. We are going to have a fucking bleast.
Cannot wait to go see us at Contact in the Desert. Also, go to Bias, buy tickets for crime wave at sea.com.
Yes.

Speaker 1 That is for our true crime cruise that we're doing. Departs out of Fort Lauderdale, Florida, November 3rd through the 7th on Royal Caribbean Cruise Line.
So come enjoy that. And we got some more.

Speaker 1 We're about to announce some more side stories dates. So keep listening and find out if we're coming to your city.

Speaker 1 Got some interesting towns picked out i'm very excited yes also um i i got an announcement um i got a show on august 21st out here in los angeles called dead men tell some tales oh yes a deep dive into disney's dark history that's going to be thursday august 21st at 7 30 p.m at the elysion theater i'm doing the show with my buddy disney dan becker um it's going to be a lot of fun we're going to talk about everyone who's ever died at the disney parks and um joke about it it's going to be interesting it's just in time for the beginning of the oogie boogie bash so if you're going to that come to this as well it's going to be a lot of fun tickets available on eddytoons.com yeah come check us out you guys are you're gonna be fun i like this guy no he's gonna be great he's gonna be great i wanted you to meet him at game to the orlando show yeah he seemed like a nice guy can't wait for him to see see his wares natalie likes him oh natalie thinks she enjoys his disney content there we go there we go

Speaker 1 crossover crossover Crossover. All right, you fuckers, thank you guys for all of your support.
This has been side stories. And it's been great, hasn't it? Yes.
Let's get those orcas out of their can.

Speaker 1 Do some fucking work. Somebody else do it, though.
I mean, someone else has to do it. They clearly abandoned them.
Yeah, someone, I mean, you know.

Speaker 1 Honestly, I don't know who's going to fit the bill to get these orcas out of here. You know who could use some really, really good press?

Speaker 1 P. Diddy.
P. Diddy.
And he's got the money. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 looking at you, P. Diddy.
Do you think they drink baby oil? I mean, they'll have to.

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