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Speaker 2 There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast on the left.

Speaker 2 Side stories?

Speaker 2 That's when the cannibalism started.

Speaker 2 Side stories. Yes.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, I can't. We can't even start with singing Elvis.
I think you can sing it.

Speaker 2 You can sing it, but we can't play it. God forbid.
I mean, especially Elvis. Oh, no, we'll get shot.
Oh, hey, hey, oh, Mr. Zabrowski.
Oh, you've been served.

Speaker 2 Austin Butler.

Speaker 2 You ain't nothing but a pound dog. Speaking of getting shot.
Oh, yeah. That's because, why? Because I'd be in jail? No, the pound.
You know, they kill the dogs.

Speaker 2 Oh, great. Yeah, we'll start with something else.
Immediately to the dog murder. As soon as we start,

Speaker 2 as soon as we go. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
It's me, Austin Butler. It's your best friend.
Hey, I'm not Elvis.

Speaker 2 You don't have to stay in character. You've already

Speaker 2 been nominated for the Oscar. This is me, Brent.
This is me. Hey there, Bubba.
Hey, listen. I just want to tell you something, Ed Larson.
Yeah, what? Is that your name? Yeah, it's my name.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's congrats. You've been served.
Served what? Yes. Well, you're getting sued.
Copyright infringement. Copyright infringement? Oh, I just got you.
You just got Butler.

Speaker 2 Yeah, well, Butler, you should have been fatter when you died in that movie. No, they wouldn't let me.

Speaker 2 I had to go into it. I was doing a movie called Skinniest Man Alive right after that film.
But at the same time, I was like, can I talk like Elvis, though?

Speaker 2 And they said, oh, I don't think you can do anything else. Austin, I was like, oh, you're right, Bubble.
How did you feel about Priscilla making out with Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun movies?

Speaker 2 I'm going to tell you the truth. I got as hard as a candy cane.

Speaker 2 Something else in there. Somebody else trying.

Speaker 2 I'll tell you one. I'll say the original Elvis wasn't much of a cook, but Austin Butler, he's a bit of a Dr.
Kuckenstein.

Speaker 2 He enjoys him.

Speaker 2 Welcome to Side Stories. By the way,

Speaker 2 this is your host, Dr. Kuckenstein.
Yes. Henry Zabrowski.
I'm sitting with the other my, actually, Dr. Kuckenstein's monster.

Speaker 2 Fuck my wife.

Speaker 2 Quit begging me. It's Ed Larson.

Speaker 2 I can't believe they let the monster get married. They asked him and they rejected because the love couldn't be made.
First of all, love can't be born in a lab, even though human meat can.

Speaker 2 So can bacon. We learned a lot about this right before the show.

Speaker 2 We've talked about this before. Brida Frankenstein, she's not even in the movie.
Because she knows he's gay. Oh.

Speaker 2 Frankenstein's monster is canonically gay. Is that true? Yes, I'm saying it right here.
Yeah. Yep.
Frankenstein's monster.

Speaker 2 Frankenstein's monster

Speaker 2 is canonically gay. He's a hound.
Oh, Frankenstein. Mr.
Heinrich Frankenstein. He is ready to fuck, my friend.
He is ready out there.

Speaker 2 Well, it says here, according to Google AI, of course, there's no explicit statement about Frankenstein's monster sexual orientation and Mary Shelley's novel.

Speaker 2 But if you see the scene with him and the blind man,

Speaker 2 the little bit of affection and sexual tension, I would even say, is that the scene is rife with sexual tension. Now, is it

Speaker 2 Frankenstein, Frankenstein, or Frankenstein?

Speaker 2 Is it Frankenstein bears? Don't do Mandela Effect with me. We already...
You yelled at the Mandela Effect man. Do you remember? I do remember.
It was fun. Nothing.
Wait, what did you say?

Speaker 2 What is the official pronunciation of? Frankenstein.

Speaker 5 Frankenstein.

Speaker 2 Oh, yes, it's Frankenstein. Frankenstein.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, Frankenstein. Frankenstein, I think it was just a Mel Brooks bit.
It's a Mel Brooks thing. I'm pretty certain.
So Eddie's back.

Speaker 2 He just did his highly invasive first leg of his highly invasive comedy tour. That's the name of it.

Speaker 2 Invasive species. It's highly invasive.

Speaker 2 His tour in his comedy is highly invasive. Yes, we check your panties as you walk in the door.

Speaker 2 But you do have to fill out a questionnaire beforehand. You do have to say yes to it beforehand, but that's just because the venues are on top of it.
That's right.

Speaker 2 But we have, before we get into talking about your adventures, I was nice. Oh, also, and you know, Hernie was wonderful.
They had a great experience. Oh, great.

Speaker 2 And in Huntsville, Hernie von Braun was so happy to be brought out on stage. He's still working on that tight 25.

Speaker 2 Hernie von Braun has some choice things to say about the town of Huntsville, and we here at LPN apologize for everything that he said to you, to your faces about the town that you lived in.

Speaker 2 But we had a great time and that was just the blast. But we have so many updates.
We have so much bullshit to get to. So let's just jump right in.
Number one, our

Speaker 2 Object on the Road series. Right.
So we have covered on Side Stories of all the types of crimes that go unlooked at by the police in this country. We here at Side

Speaker 2 have our fingers inside of the pulse of this one style of crime, objects in the road. Yes.
And for those of you who don't, maybe you remember, but I believe that this was in southern... Nebraska.

Speaker 2 This was in Nebraska.

Speaker 2 What happened? A rash of objects that were left in the road weren't the size of a child's bike. One was a flat-screen television.
One was a child's bike. Pretty certain.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 People would be, they would swerve out of the way in the middle of the night, only to be confronted by a young man that had been sitting, watching and waiting, asking to see if they needed help or a ride somewhere.

Speaker 2 You okay? You okay? You okay? You okay? You okay? You want to hang out my car? You okay? Hang out in my car. And I'll tell you, guess what, man? They found him.

Speaker 2 We thought that for a while, because you remember that he called the newspaper, he called the, he called, I believe it was First Alert 6 that was covering this, Bennington, outside of Bennington, Nebraska.

Speaker 2 And he said, please stop covering this in a super awkward way. Now we can actually see his awkward face and he is exactly as we thought he would be.
His name is Spencer

Speaker 2 Rademacher. Now, old Spencer Rademacher, he is he here, the only way you could look at it, his face, his mugshot is what you'd call cosmically dumb.

Speaker 2 He looks like a person that is, yes, he is a bit simple, but also life is unfolding at such a speed that it's coming at him like, you know, when they jump through the time holes and shit, like in Star Wars.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Like, everything is moving at a thousand miles an hour to this man.
Yeah, it doesn't look like he can't read, but it looks like he chooses not to. I won't read.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I specifically won't. And so he, this young man, it seems, he's called the try to get people to stop investigating this crime.
It took three months to get this fucking guy. Three months.

Speaker 2 And they said that they had a, I guess, they had tags on him. They had like, they were following him.
He was on a list of suspects.

Speaker 2 We're not quite certain what was the piece of evidence that brought him in. It might have been himself because, again, I don't think Spencer Rademaker is a verbal, what's his name?

Speaker 2 I don't think he's a Kaiser Soze. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 I don't think he's the mastermind.

Speaker 2 So he is now. No one died.
No one died yet.

Speaker 2 Now he's in jail. Now he's in jail and people can die in there.
We'll see what happens. He might die in there.
Yeah. He's just, he does seem strange.
He said, so, but yes, we'll see.

Speaker 2 We'll see how he turns out. I wonder if he's going to like put stuff in the hallway of the jail cells.

Speaker 2 That is you. If he does that, honestly, if we can get a word to his lawyer, if he does that, that's how you get out of this.

Speaker 2 You keep pressing. Commit to the bit.

Speaker 2 If you obstruct alleyways in the prison, they're going to know this is just what he does. Yeah.
He's like a beaver, but a man. Everywhere he goes, he builds a dam.

Speaker 2 And it's just because he needs to keep busy. Yeah, he's a beaver buddy.
He's a beaver guy. Yeah, that's all he is.
That's all he is. Yeah, and you can tell because of the tail.

Speaker 2 And his buck teeth and his doe-like empty eyes. Ah, yes.
And his education levels. Yes, yes.
Ah, yes. He has the same college degrees that one can get as a raccoon.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 You know, we can give this story an old. Got him.

Speaker 2 Got him.

Speaker 2 And you know who to thank for that. Side stories.
Yep. Woo.
Did it again. Yeah.
Another fucking criminal. We will not rest until the streets are clear of bicycles.
But then anybody else can travel.

Speaker 2 Although I don't care, won't you believe it? Now, that was one update. Another update we have.
I wanted to bring this up the last time: is that with the Ghost Adventures, oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Our friend from Ghost Adventures. Your friend.
Well, I actually didn't know him very well. Yeah, Aaron Goodwin, this guy from Ghost Adventures.
We now know that his wife

Speaker 2 planned to whack him. Yeah.
I believe her name is.

Speaker 2 He, Victoria Goodwin. Victoria Goodwin, but the reason why I wanted to bring this up is that I missed a fact that wasn't covered when the story first broke.
Okay.

Speaker 2 First of all, did you see the super sad post Aaron Goodwin did? No. Posting that he's now divorcing her, obviously.
Oh, my God. And it's just this emoji.
Oh, I fucking, come on.

Speaker 2 The happy face emoji is

Speaker 2 white people 40 and over. It's the happy face emoji with the little hands.
Yeah. That he's just saying he's thanking everyone for their love and support uh why are the hands in the in the in the emoji

Speaker 2 it makes no sense don't kill me i've never seen anyone gesture like don't kill me that's what that is yeah please don't kill me and so the his wife uh who used to be lovely now we know she's evil she was talking she might have never been lovely no you're right eddie except those pictures yeah she did look she had a smile in it and it didn't look too crooked well they did technically they did the thing that everyone does which is like i think people always even hit too hard on the instagram's just a highlight reel it's like yeah

Speaker 2 of course it is yeah yeah no i don't want to put my sad on instagram no you want to see me struggle for facebook exactly that's where it's for that's where emotional problems are wow she's still on there yeah wow the lay the wife's still on there what was the last thing that she just said here lions don't concern itself with the opinion of this was a long time ago yes well that is the way that's her lifestyle it's 135 weeks ago but still that is the if you see this, just know this, fellas.

Speaker 2 If you're married, and I'm sorry, this is specifically for the fellas.

Speaker 2 If, if you're, and sishet, if you're going and you got a wife or you got a girlfriend, if she posts any sort of square that just says a lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep, you're going to get killed.

Speaker 2 She's coming to fucking kill you. This is not a person that...
She's just a lady. This isn't fucking, you know, she's not the fucking, she's not fighting the war.
Yeah. She's not fighting Russia.

Speaker 2 And frankly, I'm sick of all this anti-sheep, you know, rhetoric. Sheep are technically strong.
They're welcome. But they're gullible.
Yeah, they are gullible, but

Speaker 2 they give us clothes. We have mutton.
Yeah. You can

Speaker 2 rail the shit out of one if you're a lost guy.

Speaker 2 They have lovely vaginas. They belong to human penises.
Yes. They're very lovely.
And we're supposed to treat these animals like shit, and we don't want to be these animals.

Speaker 2 All right, now we're in the woods.

Speaker 2 Now we're like a lost sheep. Now we're like a lost sheep wandering through the bush.
Sheep and wish her vagina was like a sheep. This isn't about the sheep.
The sniffer was about the sheep.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry he brought sheep into it. But

Speaker 2 this guy's pretty faces. Yeah, I do.
They do. I think sheep are angelic creatures.
You put a lipstick on it, and you can kiss them. You can do anything you want to a sheep if you're alone with it.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Now,

Speaker 2 and in the

Speaker 2 horny for sheep. Yeah, in Scotland or if you're a farmer.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you're for a farmer.

Speaker 2 So Victoria Goodwin was talking to a very specific person.

Speaker 2 She was talking to, and the person that she, these texts came back and forth about planning planning to kill her husband, were with a young man by the name of Grant Amato. Okay.

Speaker 2 For those of you that are unfamiliar, Grant Amato is... It's like Skeletor's kid.
He looks like if Skeletor's kid was a bubble boy. Like he is a the most, he's allergic to morality.

Speaker 2 That's what he looks like.

Speaker 2 Grant Omato is such a piece of shit. So just for just real quick paraphrasing of his crimes, he was already in jail.
He's a famous criminal. He killed most of his family, except for his brother.

Speaker 2 I believe it was mom, his dad, and his other brother or his sister. He murdered them because he gave the entire family's life savings.

Speaker 2 He put the family in millions of dollars of debt, just sending money to an OnlyFans lady. Oh.

Speaker 2 That if you have this reaction to, there's like a whole thing to, if you watch it, you should watch the Explore with Us. I think it's on Grant Tomato.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's a great, it's a fucked up, sad story, But this is a guy that this is the last. I'll tell you what, Victoria Goodwin, this was the last guy you should have been hitting up for advice.
Okay,

Speaker 2 he got caught. It's interesting.
He's bad with money. Go after criminals in prison for advice on

Speaker 2 being a criminal. They already got caught.
I think that she knows that he's enough of a weak-willed human being that maybe he could figure out something for her.

Speaker 2 I don't know what she thought, but she started talking to this guy, but he gave a bunch of money to this OnlyFans model. And if you look at,

Speaker 2 there's a call in this story in Ewu that if you see Grant Amato, it's like it's it might be on dreading. There's a very, there's a whole story of it.
The

Speaker 2 video that people have to see is him talking to the OnlyFans model when he's trying to be like, I have to break up with you. My dad says they're cutting it off.
And I have to break up with you.

Speaker 2 And I know I love you. I love you so much.
And this woman does the best. Oh,

Speaker 2 oh, no. Sorry, puppy.
Like, she could,

Speaker 2 she's one of five guys that have killed their families just sending her money. She's just like looking out a window going, oh, no.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, no. Thank you for everything.
Yeah. He's just like, I didn't stop the call.
I didn't hang up the call. And so that's just what I wanted to add.

Speaker 2 He, the big update really is the fact that Aaron Goodwin is divorcing her.

Speaker 2 So he's already said, all right, it's enough, it's enough. He still says that he was blindsided and he just loved his wife.
And that is really, really sad.

Speaker 2 And that's what you really got to be careful for when you are, and I mean this, guys, and a lot of you out there. I saw it in Huntsville.
I see it in Atlanta every time I go.

Speaker 2 A lot of us, and I'm proud of you boys, are punching outside of your weight. Yeah.
You know, a lot of you guys got hotter people than you deserve. And you just have to remember that sometimes.

Speaker 2 That they'll kill you. They will.
And that they're not innocent just because they're cuter than you. And that you need to check in.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 You really need to make sure they a thousand percent love you before you get the life insurance. That's the key.
Yes. All right.
And also, you know what? I, you know what you do? What?

Speaker 2 You know what I've been doing now? I'm going to try this when I get my health insurance. Push-ups? No.
Sit-ups. No, no, no, no.
Trouble checks. Nope.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 Change the beneficiary every month. Oh, that's nice.
Go in, change it to somebody random. Wow.
Somebody famous. That's

Speaker 2 Someone who's got too much money. Just like

Speaker 2 every once in a while. And then just be like, I don't know if you want to.

Speaker 2 I don't know if you're ready to cash out this month because right now, if you knock out old Henry Zaprowski, it looks like George Knapp.

Speaker 2 George Knapp receives all of this.

Speaker 2 So you better be careful.

Speaker 2 They said they could insure me up to $7,500.

Speaker 2 Woo!

Speaker 2 Yeah. So that's all going George Knapp's pocket, bro.
Oh, my God. This dude looks like a ghost that they hunt.
He, yes.

Speaker 2 He does.

Speaker 2 He is. He's Ichabod lame.

Speaker 2 Hey,

Speaker 2 come on. Come on, you fucking piece of idiots.
That's Grand Amato. Aaron Goodwin is not.
Aaron Goodwin is a fine man. Yeah, I know.
Goodwin's cool. And he doesn't deserve that happening to him.
Yes.

Speaker 2 I wish that his wife didn't try to kill him. Me too.

Speaker 2 Except at the same time, I hope that it frees him up to some awesome coochie coo from some people that feel really bad for him has anyone talked to the um like what what channel are they on ghost adventures travel travel channels travel channels anyone talked to the executives of travel channels see if no one commentated this whole thing no one's had no no no no they're trying to make a ghost

Speaker 2 that only

Speaker 2 eddie that only makes the show more expensive that's the last thing i want to do well i mean what to kill this man zach baggins and then they could

Speaker 2 hunt his friends if aaron goodwin died

Speaker 2 talk about a ghost adventure i yes but you don't think that zach baggins is gonna to be like, oh, sure. Yeah, you can pen me my standard 25K per episode.
I doubt that that's maybe

Speaker 2 way more. He's like, but if you pay me $75, I get you the two,

Speaker 2 the head,

Speaker 2 the whole damn thing.

Speaker 2 He's just like holding out. Oh, Zach Bacon's with everybody's best friend, Matt Reif.

Speaker 2 Oh, great.

Speaker 2 That's what I want to see.

Speaker 2 Oh, the ghost of talent. That's what they're, that's what they're investigating.
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Speaker 2 All right, so we all feel bad for him, and that is really, really, really sad. And also, one last update is,

Speaker 2 it seems. Can I ask one more question about the last days? I'm sorry to interrupt.
No.

Speaker 2 Is the guy, D'Amato, is he going to get in trouble? Amato. Amato, is he going to get in trouble? Like, are they going to extend his sentence? I have no idea.
He's in

Speaker 2 for three consecutive. He's like listened? He's in there for three consecutive licenses.
So it doesn't even matter. He's just there.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I think that he thought, because I think some places you can get a conjugal visit. There are certain places you can maybe get one.
You can swing one.

Speaker 2 I don't know if that's happening anymore after what happened this week. But Death Row, they do that quite a bit.
Sometimes they do that. They allow you to do it.

Speaker 2 We talked a little bit about, we don't want to talk about this, but also, you know, congrats on the state of Idaho getting their firing squad back. Oh, yeah, no.

Speaker 2 idaho's going full firing squad but they but i do found what i found interesting about that story was the fact that they still have to build the facility for it yeah 750 000 to build like a room with bulletproof walls i guess but i feel like or is but why not doing is there not enough land in idaho how cool would it be they should do it with a potato dude dude think about this you go into a room you get to choose the guns oh right so what you do is i think that's what it is the first thing is you walk in you have to rent the gun, you have to go to the gun kiosk where you go and you rent the gun for the afternoon.

Speaker 2 And then you go into the other room. And then I think there is a cocktail hour.
And then they have the, then he's presented, then they do the service.

Speaker 2 The cocktail hour is when they do the lethal injection.

Speaker 2 But they were saying that apparently lethal injection was not,

Speaker 2 it was no longer considered a viable option because they've been having so many problems with it. The last guy.
They're having trouble sourcing the drugs.

Speaker 2 It's just not only just sourcing the drugs, but also apparently they believe that it's more cruel and inhumane.

Speaker 2 Well, yeah, because the drugs were being made by people who don't make actual drugs for humans. They're being made by people who make like Windex and shit.
Well,

Speaker 2 also the main issue was that they were discovering that the people were suffering quite a bit before they died. And also that people that were administering the

Speaker 2 lethal injections were fucking up quite a bit. Like one guy, they said apparently took eight turns to try to find the right vein and all this stuff.

Speaker 2 And then he's getting, they like paralyze you first. So you're sitting there all paralyzed, but you can still experience everything.

Speaker 2 And then you're obviously going to be experiencing a great deal of pain. And so that's the reason why they're saying, oh, but a firing squad is so much more, like, it's, it's more dying.

Speaker 2 It's dark instantly. And you die instantly, quote unquote, but you still got the, you know, you could put the blindfold on.
You got to smoke a cigarette. You got the guy there.

Speaker 2 I don't know if they do the thing where everybody, like, one guy has a bullet. Like everybody does.

Speaker 2 I don't want to smoke a a cigarette i want to smoke a turkey yeah take some time you know frying a turkey super dangerous you don't want any water in there you got to be really careful um i prefer to be shot to death with a super soaker whenever you know i end up murdering you in idaho i hope they give me the firing squad instead of you know lethal injection why i think lethal because i think the firing squad's way more uh humane or why am i going to murder you Probably because of my ever-traveling health life insurance beneficiary status.

Speaker 2 You never know. You don't know.
You have to wait. I got to get a guy in there.
Yeah, and find out when it goes to you. Yeah.
Oh, simultaneous fire. South Carolina execution.
And South Carolina

Speaker 2 firing squad. Yeah,

Speaker 2 three shooters fired live rounds. Okay.

Speaker 2 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Is it true that one person has a blank? No, that's what they're saying, is that they got three people with bullets, so you just get shot in the head.

Speaker 2 So there isn't like, but then there are four people and one person has a blank, and so they don't know, no one knows if they were the one who actually killed him.

Speaker 2 I think that guy just gets I think he gets to pop a champagne bottle. Yeah.
And the other three just shoot the guy and they just go, yeah, we never get to do this. Hell yeah.
But yeah.

Speaker 2 What kind of gun is he? He's sitting right there. What kind of gun would you like to be killed with? AK-47.
Hell yeah. Shred my fucking corpse.

Speaker 2 If you want me fucking dead, you need to kill every fucking inch of me.

Speaker 2 That's not enough. Shoot me deck first.
Yeah, they use a 30-caliber rifle. Yeah.
So they really blow you up there. You know, we don't believe in the death death penalty here.
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 But it might be happening. It's something to talk about.
It is. And it might happen to Chad Daybell anyway.
He seems like it. Don't like him anyway.

Speaker 2 But I am not. But I would fight for you, Chad Daybell, to sit in your fat, dumpy, pale ass in jail for the rest of your shit-filled life.

Speaker 2 Because nothing would make me happier than seeing you get beat to death on the pickleball court, just like it almost happened to Scott Peterson. Really?

Speaker 2 That's just like, we're not even going to get into that. But Scott Peterson got into a huge fight on a pickleball court in jail.
Yeah. Which is also, I can't even imagine.
Is pickleball in jail?

Speaker 2 Pickleball? Can you imagine? Reach jail? Dude. How has it gotten that popular? Do you think they could do it?

Speaker 2 Dude, do you think they do MS-13 versus Aryan Nation?

Speaker 2 Like, do you think that they do full-on like Nation of Islam versus

Speaker 2 along this yard? Is there a Jewish jail gang? Oh, yeah, but they're in the white collar.

Speaker 2 I mean, it's like, I god, yeah, yeah. So they didn't like his, they said that his pickleball style style was annoying.
Interesting. Yeah.
I mean, I could only imagine.

Speaker 2 Yeah. So fucking.
And there was the guy who murdered his wife during a conjugal visit recently, too. It does happen.
Yeah. Don't know.
It happens.

Speaker 2 I don't I feel like conjugal visits might be on their way out. I think that they are heavily monitored and they are very rare.

Speaker 2 It used to be, especially in the California penal system, they viewed it as essential to a death row inmate's stay.

Speaker 2 And so it was viewed as they used to get 48-hour to 72-hour stay-ins where someone would come in and stay because California used to actually not believe in the concept of like the most extreme prison natures, even though we had Alcatraz, San Quentin, we had all the bad ones, but it's still like,

Speaker 2 you know, LA, we kind of cared for a little bit. Almost.
Almost.

Speaker 2 So we got some real. Oh, one last update.
I know you guys have been waiting. We had a lot of updates today, but one last update.

Speaker 2 I know you guys have been waiting on how this news was going to turn out. They got the earrings back.
Oh, so the man that

Speaker 2 so they went through and he's alive oh yep and they shit him out 770 000 pair of earrings from tiffany's he swallowed them after fooling them he told them he was a member of a basketball team he got in there he ran away with the earrings and swallowed them he this man has been

Speaker 2 handcuffed to a gurdie in a hospital for two weeks. This is completely real.

Speaker 2 And they have been, apparently, what I learned, I got a great email from a nurse that says, essentially, if it gets past your esophagus, it's going to come out of you.

Speaker 2 Oh, so if it gets past your, that's the real bad part is your throat and your esophagus. But if it can get to your stomach, it can largely come out of you.
Wow.

Speaker 2 So what they basically get surrounded by shit, probably. Essentially.
Yeah. And so they have to.

Speaker 2 So they apparently, when we heard about this, it had already passed through his esophagus and it has been sitting in his stomach, waiting for it to come through his intestines. And it just did.

Speaker 2 Pooh Boo Monday. They all knew that Pooh Monday was coming and they got him and they sat with a bucket.
I just wish amazing it took so long. Yeah.
I mean it's thick. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But it came out. And you know what?

Speaker 2 Good for them getting it back, but we really need to know how much are the earrings now? They, according to their sources, they've been cleaned and put back into circulation.

Speaker 2 Oh, so they're not even going to let people know.

Speaker 2 So if you shop at Tiffany's, you might be buying poo-poo earrings without you even knowing it. And I think what's the key is here is hold these people's feet to the fire.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 If you go into Tiffany's to get anything, how do I know? How do I know this isn't covered in shit? Exactly. That's your new way to get a discount at Tiffany's.

Speaker 2 Yeah, just start screaming it right when you walk in the shop. How do I know this stuff isn't covered in shit? I want the shit in the earrings.
I want the ones with shit on them.

Speaker 2 I want to see, I thought one almost killed a thief. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I want the ones that killed it that try to kill a thief. You You know, Best Buy, you can make an offer on a floor model.
You can. You know?

Speaker 2 And honestly, I will say it, but a lot of the managers really even be appreciated being called a floor model.

Speaker 2 And that's why it's really important to don't lowball them, though, because you come for the manager. You best not miss.
How much for you?

Speaker 2 I suck for free.

Speaker 2 I suck and I fuck you, huh? And I suck and fuck. You be wife, huh?

Speaker 2 Actually, sir, no thanks.

Speaker 2 I'm a pass.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 all right, Tiffany. I need a little flirt.
I need a little flirt. You got shitty earrings, Tiffany.
We all know it. All right, now we have to get to the main stories.

Speaker 2 Isn't Melania banging someone at Tiffany's? Melania is a... Like a Tiffany's body.
Well, she's a Russian and Mossad spy that probably has her vagina. I believe her vagina is sewn shut.
Okay.

Speaker 2 So I don't think she has sex with anyone. Okay, good.
Tiffany Trump is who you're thinking. No, okay.

Speaker 2 Well, there was the Tiffany's at Trump Tower, and apparently it was rumored that she was banging one of the security guards there. There's no way.

Speaker 2 Bet, maybe.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Probably.
Yeah. I like those rumors.
Yeah, sure. I mean, she's, you know, she's undeniably a beautiful, evil woman.

Speaker 2 Well, all right, we got some good ones here. All right, so which one are we starting with? Well, we have a Fritzel-ish situation.
Now, it's a little bit Fritzel.

Speaker 2 You know,

Speaker 2 ladies don't do enough crime. It's nice to see someone do such a specifically male crime.
Yeah. Well, we had a, you know, we started the show with a lady crime.
We did. We did.

Speaker 2 But this is some real ass.

Speaker 2 I want to say this lady is the fucking real ass bro. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Really cool woman.
This story is horrific. Horrifying.
This story is horrifying.

Speaker 2 This is one of those stories that was just absolutely plastered all over my life when it came out because this is a, we do

Speaker 2 have, I'd say, a mild fascination with this style of horrific crime. This is Kimberly Sutherland.
I mean, cool point of the show. It is, yep.
Yep. It's everything I live for.

Speaker 2 Kimberly Sullivan, 56 years fun.

Speaker 2 She looks like an evil. clown porcelain doll she uh it seems has

Speaker 2 a porcelain doll she just is looking just, she is frightening. She looks like a mannequin in the fire.
Now, it seems that she has kept her

Speaker 2 holding her stepson captive for over 20 years.

Speaker 2 Now, what we know about this is that the son that was kept captive, who was 20 plus years old, he

Speaker 2 set fire. to the house.
To try and get rescued. Now we know this.
So the way the story starts is that Kimberly Sullivan called the police. If you watch Lawn Crime's got a good breakdown on it.

Speaker 2 And she calls the police saying, she calls 911. There's a fire in my house.

Speaker 2 Help me. My stepson's stuck inside.
They come. She's outside of the house.
Completely made up. It's really like a wild scene.

Speaker 2 She's got like a fancy robe on and she's got a full face of makeup and she's holding a dog. Well, she's holding a very fancy dog.
And she's like, they're like, is anybody else in the house?

Speaker 2 She's like, my stepson. My stepson's in there.

Speaker 2 You see her get carried away, right?

Speaker 2 You then see it. So accurate.

Speaker 2 You saw the slightest sliver of what the sun looked like. So the reason why this is so fucked up is that when the young man comes out, you know, maybe

Speaker 2 not, I guess, not much younger than us, but he is, he was five foot nine.

Speaker 2 He is five, 20 years younger than us. Well, he's like over 20.
He's over 20. Okay, okay.
He is five foot nine, 68 pounds. Terrifying.

Speaker 2 And when you see him, there's a little tiny shot of him being pushed into an ambulance. And he's frightening looking.
He's apparently.

Speaker 2 48 pounds is small for anybody. Yes.
He was bound. His teeth were rotting out of his mouth.
He said he couldn't eat without his teeth breaking and falling out.

Speaker 2 He said that he had gotten to the point where he was eating whatever he could find. Kimberly Sutherland had other

Speaker 2 two healthy daughters. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Now, this was her stepson. So there's a lot, some talk about whether or not this had to do with the father, his biological father that lived with them up to about a year before.

Speaker 2 And the father ditched the kid? No, father's dead. Father died.

Speaker 2 All of this was happening while the father lived at the house. The woman, now, Kimberly Sullivan is now countering her son's claims.

Speaker 2 Her son is basically like, they tortured me, starved me, beat me, subjugated me to all forms of psychological torment.

Speaker 2 The fact that I was told that I could not leave, they physically bound me to a bed. They locked a room.
He had to defecate into buckets and to diapers, diapers that he wore.

Speaker 2 He also, he said that the only way he was allowed to know what was going on was that he could listen to the local, I believe it was a local hockey team on the radio.

Speaker 2 So that's the only way he knew what year it was.

Speaker 2 Now, there's a lot of people because Kimberly Sutherland. So he was forced to listen to hockey? Right.

Speaker 2 Oh, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 Go.

Speaker 2 Talk about fucking torture. So bad.
But Kimberly Sullivan is,

Speaker 2 I do believe that it's going to come out as all real, but she is already countering. He's 68 pounds.
Like, what?

Speaker 2 How could it not be real? This woman is saying, you know. Hey.
He could have left it anytime. He was old enough, and he used to go on errands and he used to do stuff.

Speaker 2 She also posted through the $300,000 bail.

Speaker 2 She's got, but because she's filthy rich, well, yes, and she, but she said to the police

Speaker 2 that we didn't have money to feed him, we didn't have anything. And it was like, that was all horseshit.

Speaker 2 She then also basically is intimating that this is coming either from the dead husband that died a year ago

Speaker 2 or that he was such a dangerous person, her bound bound son,

Speaker 2 that he had to be shut up. He had to be.
Well, then you get the cops involved if they're that dangerous. But this is what she's saying is that no one would take my call seriously.
Because there was a,

Speaker 2 there was a welfare check. I think it was in 2012.
There was a welfare check. That's a long time ago.
Yeah. And the cops are like, it's fine.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 but that's, you know, 12 years ago now? But that was when he was pulled out of school forever, 13 years ago. 13 years ago.
That's when he was supposed...

Speaker 2 that even then he was in school yeah but he kept coming to school stealing other people's food filthy reeking trying to survive yes because anytime you hear that remember that is that every single time you if you ever hear a kid or anybody in these scenarios talk about stealing food it's because they're not eating and kimberly sullivan they i mean you see this i've seen so much of this i feel like no one should ever get in trouble for stealing food no and same thing with me i actually really do believe that that's like my one because you know, I love my body cam footage.

Speaker 2 That's the stuff that really bums me out. That's the stuff I really can't stand is the anything involving food shoplifting.
Yeah, it's like it's food.

Speaker 2 You have to just do something, give it to them. Just fucking somebody buy it for him.
All right. They're obviously you're not doing this because it's fun.

Speaker 2 Sometimes I are, and that's different, but that's you're going to be a crazy person. What's the weight limit on food shoplifting?

Speaker 2 I say weight limit straight up.

Speaker 2 Ah, 225. I was going to say I said 230.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Because they have the scales in front. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I've been giant and starving. Sure.
And I have stolen food at 250. As I have.
I did as well. I stole.

Speaker 2 Man, does that mean I'm committing myself here? Yep.

Speaker 2 I've just called the police. What? No.
Hey there. Hey.
Hey, it's me. It's me, Sergeant Austin Butler.
Hey.

Speaker 2 Hey, hey, I remember. Hold on.
They gave you a fake badge. Yeah, yeah, they did.
Yeah. I just had to ask for it and give them $5,000.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah yeah i'm a police officer i'm gonna have to arrest you for food rape you have a suspicious mind yeah yeah i do yeah i do that's how i know that's how i know the criminal nature um so this woman is uh she i think that she's gonna be i think that we're obviously more information is gonna come out about this we are gonna know because Why didn't he leave?

Speaker 2 And also,

Speaker 2 because he was tied to the bed. Yes.
And also, why didn't he eat? Because she was charged. She was physically unable to leave.
So they, I think that's going to come out. I think that when he...

Speaker 2 If you try to run at 68 pounds and 5'9, your fucking bones are gonna crumple.

Speaker 2 And the only thing that really even convinces me, which is why I like watching the body cam footage, is really the stuff that convinces me is like you can barely see the son get pulled into the ambulance, but you see the cop's face as he turns away from the ambulance going, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 Like you just see this like, Jesus Christ, because it was a full-grown man that was built like a ventriloquist dummy, and so it's like, not good.

Speaker 2 So, she's like, we're going to say, but she's quite the looker, huh? No, look at her, look at them. Look, she got her full face of makeup on.
What is going on with you? Look at her.

Speaker 2 No, I'm not saying she's attractive. I'm just saying she really, like, she was really ready for her spotlight.
No, and she's got a very expensive lawyer. She looks like she's been taxidermied.

Speaker 2 It's the

Speaker 2 that very intense blue eyeliner. Yeah.
That is the most haunting and her skull-like cheekbones.

Speaker 2 Make a better funeral.

Speaker 2 Hey, those are experts. Those are experts doing that.
That's why they look good at it.

Speaker 2 All right, that's one story. You're right.
Here's another story. The biggest story.
This is dude. This is, I can't believe we didn't start with this.
It's because it didn't come.

Speaker 2 This all happened while we were gone. Yeah.
The movie, the thing, is currently happening. It's a version of it.
Yes, it's in Antarctica. It's scary because there's no aliens.

Speaker 2 They said, well, we don't know. Yeah, we do.

Speaker 2 So there is a group of South African scientists. Literally, the day the astronauts get back.
This happens. They are.
These guys are fucked.

Speaker 2 So these guys are in, apparently they're in a part of Antarctica. They are on some, I forget what exactly it is they're doing.
They're on a cliff face.

Speaker 2 And they are in the, they're in a part of Antarctica that is about to enter into their, I guess, the overwinter season. Yeah, because their winter is our summer.
Yes.

Speaker 2 And that is extremely, obviously intense. Negative 58 degrees Fahrenheit.
Yes. And I think at that level, it's like planes can't even fly.
Like there's like certain things.

Speaker 2 It's an instant death when you walk outside. So there is a, they are unreachable for 10 months.
During this time period. Now, this is at the Sene 4 Antarctic base.

Speaker 2 It's cut off because of the winter weather.

Speaker 2 They got an email sent to the South African government saying one of our team members has gone insane. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And so they are stuck out there and they're starting to say that this one of the scientists, they have a name too, got into the leader's face. There was a physical altercation.

Speaker 2 This person is beginning, their behavior, according to them, is becoming increasingly egregious.

Speaker 2 People are starting to say that he is threatening sexual assault, physical assault. Oh, he's threatening.
I thought he did it. I don't know.

Speaker 2 This is one of those where it seems to be it's getting really bad there. And there's no way to.

Speaker 2 Because it's so, you know, they don't really say who it is in all the accusations. Do we know if the person they're accusing is a man or a woman? No idea.
Interesting. No idea.
I think that it's...

Speaker 2 I'm going to unfortunately. I'm going to guess it's a man.
I'm going to guess it's a man. Because it's 99% usually a man, even though we've covered two lady stories today.
We did. We did.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but no,

Speaker 2 this story is obviously developing.

Speaker 2 We looked up for any form of updates, and it is we are not there yet yeah the closest place that they can go to is 186 miles away and that ain't you ain't going nowhere in negative 58 no that much no and then the um South Africa's environment minister Deion George he said he's going to personally speak to the team members he's gonna figure it out for himself oh thanks Thanks because we all know the government in South Africa is right on the money you know what fixes stuff Eddie you know what always fixes stuff a zoom Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's it. That's all you need.
Boom.

Speaker 2 Like as he's going there and then you see that, like he pulls up the zoom and the guy's sitting there with like the two, like he's pulled out his own eyeballs and it's got like gauze wrapped around it.

Speaker 2 And he's like, all I see is pain.

Speaker 2 All we know is hell. And he's going to be like, so

Speaker 2 you guys are going to get wrapped up by October then?

Speaker 2 But they're stuck there for almost a year, right? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, 10 months.
10 more months. Are they going to be there? And then, so until anyone's even going to get to them.
So maybe

Speaker 2 do they overpower this person? How do you do it? I don't know.

Speaker 2 Is there a gun there? Professionally. There must be a gun.
There must be. As professional explorer Alan Chambers explains the harsh reality.

Speaker 2 From a psychological perspective, it's a very, very lonely place. There's very little interaction with humans or animals.

Speaker 2 So if you're in a camper or a research center, you're with those people for six months, if not a year.

Speaker 2 I remember when I first had sex with a man.

Speaker 2 And what I think it does from a psychological point of view is that everything becomes heightened. It's all white.
There's no color, no noise, nothing you could see as normal.

Speaker 2 So, everybody's behavior, including your own, gets magnified. And little things become big things.

Speaker 2 Like my little penis.

Speaker 2 So big. So big.

Speaker 2 So big. And so apparently we just don't know.
Wow. South African government, they also oversaw a base on Marion Island where an unstable team member in 2017

Speaker 2 also destroyed their room with an axe and attacked a colleague with a frying pan. Yes.

Speaker 2 Which, you know, that could have been a bacon-based crime. Oh, we never know.
And there's no real predators there. The polar bears obviously are only in the north.
They're not in the south.

Speaker 2 And so this is like they got nothing to really worry about as far as animals coming after them.

Speaker 2 But don't worry, the guys from the South African government are saying they don't think that anyone involved in Sen i4 emails has dangerous intentions.

Speaker 2 But in the event that we need to do an urgent intervention, he says we can send people from the Norwegian and Germany base. They might send personnel, and they're 200 miles away.

Speaker 2 Yeah, if they decide to even go,

Speaker 2 why would they go? Oh, if they said that everybody.

Speaker 2 If everyone's dying over there, why would they put their lives in risk? It seems like they,

Speaker 2 because in the end, it's one for one,

Speaker 2 all for one and all for one for all. You know, there's no government in Antarctica.
That's right. There's no police force to come and check on it.

Speaker 2 It's not a country. No, it's a country.
It's a penguin to the penguins. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, there ain't nothing out there, buddy. Yeah, there's nothing.

Speaker 2 And it's like, it's running like kind of like maritime law-ish kind of thing. No, it's, it's all, I think that they will be held to the same laws of the state by which they live.

Speaker 2 The Antarctic treaty system is basically what they do. And there's, I think, a bunch of countries signed a treaty in 1959

Speaker 2 in order to, 56 countries basically got together and said, we will help make sure there's law here. You know who's

Speaker 2 not going to appreciate that. The Kraken.

Speaker 2 Because, as a matter of fact, he's law there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 If anything lives there, it's the Kraken. It has to be the Kraken.

Speaker 2 That's the only thing that would be there. So even he's going to to be like, white people crazy.
That's like the first thing he says, these white people crazy. Trying to come up here, man.

Speaker 2 This is Squid's house.

Speaker 2 You want to come to a Squid's house? Whatever you want.

Speaker 2 All right. So that's the story that's going to be developing.
I can't believe, again, it happened once. It's going to be going to happen for months, probably.
Nope.

Speaker 2 And I'm not saying that I want this to happen, but for the sake of our show, it would be really cool when they get there if they were all dead. But I think that's not fun.
It's not good.

Speaker 2 I don't want that to be so. Even though you just said that.
No, I want it to be a boring result. I want them all to be.
Do you know what they're even doing up there?

Speaker 2 I think that they're trying to see if you can yo-yo on the other side of the

Speaker 2 up or down.

Speaker 2 I think that's everybody. Like, day one, Yogo continues to go down.

Speaker 2 Day two, despite intervention, yo-yo goes down. Day three,

Speaker 2 Dr. Malenka's going to kill me in my sleep.
Yo, yo, yo, goes down.

Speaker 2 So fucking, I don't know. Oh, who was it? Oh, that was a bit.
We'll get back into this next week when hopefully we have maybe more information. Yeah, I mean, who knows?

Speaker 2 I don't think we will have more information. I honestly doubt that.
Because it's made international news at this point.

Speaker 2 That person ain't letting anyone, if they are going crazy and they are running this shit and they're not letting anyone send any emails. Well, it sounds like they attacked the leader.

Speaker 2 And I just wonder if they do the same thing that they do on a flight. You know, like the flight attendants are trained to tape you to the chair.
Yeah. So I wonder if they do something like that.

Speaker 2 I've seen a flight attendant hold somebody down for the duration of a flight. That was crazy.
I couldn't believe how strong they were. That's intense.

Speaker 2 Flight attendants get like that mom strength early. Yeah.
They get gripper strength.

Speaker 2 And it was a man holding holding down a woman, but man, that was crazy. She just started at one point in the flight, she showed up hammered.
I saw her like getting really drunk at the

Speaker 2 there's just no reason for it. Yeah.
I mean, you can get a little, you can have a couple, but you know, don't get blackout for when you're in the crazy situation. Be a normal person.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I need to have two drinks in an airport. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But otherwise. They'll let you on a plane fucking soused, man.
They're not supposed to. I know, but they do.
Buses, they try. I feel like in a bus, it's harder to get on sous.

Speaker 2 I think only because on a bus, people do get fucking beheaded. Yeah.
And it's a bit difficult. Whoa, there's a bunch of these.
All right. So this is, oh, so good work, Rob.

Speaker 2 So Sanai's 4's reason for existence is to provide a permanent year-round base for scientists undertaking research projects. I don't know the auspices.
It's still not saying what it is.

Speaker 2 Oh, it's just about oceanography, biology, and yo-yo sciences. Yeah.
Oh, wow. I didn't know that.
Well, great. At least I was correct.

Speaker 2 But we hope that they come home safe no matter how good it is for the show.

Speaker 2 So we are going to

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Speaker 2 All right, what do we got? What's next? Um, man killed his stepdad with atomic wedgie. Well, the only reason why 30 years in prison.
This is the dumb story of the week.

Speaker 2 The only reason why we even brought this up is because a lot of people. Padawatomi.
Padawatomi. A lot of people sent this in.
And what a silly title, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Marine veteran kills his stepfather with an atomic wedge. We love it.
Everybody likes to see it.

Speaker 2 And that is the headline in military.com. Yes.
A guy named Bradley Davis, he got into an altercation. So they're, they all talk about this.

Speaker 2 His father was a 58-his stepfather, 58-year-old Denver Lee St. Clair.

Speaker 2 And they said, which I also think it's, I like how they put this.

Speaker 2 He said their altercation ended with Davis pulling his stepfather's underwear up over the man's head a combative known as the atomic wedgie unfortunately the move would kill saint clair and so it seems that he said all of this stuff the guy came forward he was like i was just messing with him

Speaker 2 yeah he was like i was messing with him i thought it was like funny and i had no idea that the underwear would choke him that's what he said the underwear went over his face underneath his his his face

Speaker 2 and underneath his chin and choked him to death and they said they were talking. St.
Clair began insulting Davis's mother. He called the stepfather a bully.
They had a bit of a fight back and forth.

Speaker 2 And then he said that he pulled the underwear around him

Speaker 2 over his head. They took a picture.
They thought it was going to be funny. And then they had all the stuff.
And then if they really looked at it,

Speaker 2 you actually could see that he was beaten to death. Yeah, the father was beaten to death.

Speaker 2 And the atomic wedgie seemed to be the coup de grace that finally did end his life, but it was way more of a finish him. Yeah.
It was a fatality. He claimed self-defense.
He did.

Speaker 2 I don't think you can kill somebody with an atomic wedgie and claim self-defense. I think that that can only be done in sophomore year of high school.
Yeah. I don't know if it can be done as an adult.

Speaker 2 Because again, the atomic wedgies just get more serious. And also, that's probably one of the worst parts about atomic wedgies is the mutually assured assured destruction.

Speaker 2 He ended up pleading guilty to first-degree manslaughter.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so he's going to jail.

Speaker 2 But again, people were joking about the Atomic Wedgie part of it, but mostly it was about him beating a man to death. It really was.
But I've never done, I've never really been wedgied.

Speaker 2 You've never been wedgied? No. Oh, we'll fix that.

Speaker 2 Just leave my balls alone. No, it won't be me.
It'll probably happen at the meet and greet. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 When's the last time you got wedgied i probably i think i got wedgied in high school at some point yeah we used to fucking beat each other up all the time you you roughed house with boys yeah yeah yeah the worst thing i ever did this home was uh i found a cup on the floor of the locker room and i put it in some kid's mouth disgusting yeah but he wasn't nice hey sometimes you gotta give a guy merca you know but you we all become better people over time yo of course you have to be because if not you just become worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse yeah well you know i mean this the thing is, like, this guy, I'm not sticking up for the guy who killed the stepdad.

Speaker 2 Yeah. But the stepdad's being horrible to his mom.
Yeah, of course. And he's from the military.
This is more. You would expect him to pop off.
To pop off and beat the fucking shit out of him.

Speaker 2 You know, I mean, I wouldn't. I don't.
Was he a Marine? He was a Marine. Yeah.
I mean, you don't fuck with a Marine's mom. You don't normally say that a Marine's mother's a whore.
Yeah. Because

Speaker 2 it will.

Speaker 2 Sometimes it leads to a bad result. Yeah.
People get really upset. I think that this is more of a cautionary tale to remind all of us how fragile this life is.

Speaker 2 And that if you get into a physical fight, you can fucking kill somebody. They also say that he staged the crime scene to make it more like an equal brawl.
That's what he did. Is that essentially,

Speaker 2 no, it was bad. He murdered the man and killed him.
He gave himself a wedge. He was a man.
Yeah, he did.

Speaker 2 He gave himself, I think, probably like turned over some coffee tables, maybe hit his head against the wall or something. Oh, they tried to make it.
That's me guessing. Oh, yes.

Speaker 2 I think they just tried to make it look like it was, it could have been a silly thing that went out of control. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But it wasn't. Taking the pictures while he dies.
That's really the probably the seal the deal. Yeah, Rumino was pretty upset with that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but hey, don't say anything about his mother. No.
Right? And they'll know that in jail, won't they?

Speaker 2 Don't insult his mother because this man is going to go full court press and he's going to kill you with your underwear. Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's what you can still get in jail.

Speaker 2 Yo, underwear. You can still, oh, yeah.
You still get Atomic Wedgie to death? I think that there is a, there's a,

Speaker 2 there's a character that I believe that Marcus is going to play in his stream mandate tonight. Oh, okay.
That is one of the most vile men I've seen in a minute.

Speaker 2 And what he is, is this guy that used to serve time in maximum security jail. And for those of you that don't see the scene, won't see the stream.

Speaker 2 You should, though, because these are going to be cut out.

Speaker 2 As

Speaker 2 this man talks about the first, he's a first time I got a piece of that booty in jail. Oh, yes, I know this guy.
Man spread his cheeks and I made it one push in, two push.

Speaker 2 And was so juicy.

Speaker 2 I just fucking, I shot my jackup. I ejaculated.
This man's rough. Yeah.
So just don't. I hope these guys don't meet.

Speaker 2 Because that guy loves underwear and the other guy loves butt. Well, I think, doesn't the guy love butt? Isn't he free?

Speaker 2 I don't know, but it sounds like the way he talks about jail, he wants to go back.

Speaker 2 He is very, very excited.

Speaker 2 Got wet.

Speaker 2 Just looking at it. Oh, hey there.
Oh, you're talking disgusting, right? Oh, now listen. Hey, look, listen.
I think two men is fine for two men to be together, okay?

Speaker 2 You just have to remember that everybody's consensual, okay? Mrs. Me, sexual health officer.
Awesome mother.

Speaker 2 You know what I love about this military.com article about the whole thing? Is this a whole article about how this atomic wedgie, you know, and everything went wrong. And then right up at the bottom.

Speaker 2 Want to learn more about military life? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to sign up for the military? Thinking of joining the military.
Living post-military careers.

Speaker 2 We're keeping up with the military life and benefits. Military.com has you covered.
You're right.

Speaker 2 Really quick. All right.
So before we get to, I don't have have many letters that I even want to talk about necessarily, but I did have some extra stuff here.

Speaker 2 Like we had a whole section about OnlyFans models that have really run into quite a bit of trouble that are, this stuff is very interesting. It all kind of happened over the weekend.

Speaker 2 OnlyFans is popping off lately. It's just been, obviously, I think that newspapers like to report upon it.
Truly. It's a good, you know, title.
I also think that it always serves.

Speaker 2 Think about from the Black Dahlia days, the idea that these people making these choices have horrible things happen to them. And so the newspaper loves it.
It's supposed to be the safest way.

Speaker 2 You do it home by yourself. But it's just, it's humankind.
It is unpredictable at best and not nice at most. Now, the first one was

Speaker 2 this story is about Michaela Brashe Rylersdom. She's being charged with murder after she was paid $11,000 by a 55-year-old man, Michael Dale, for a BDSM asphyxiation scene.

Speaker 2 Now, she went in the room, her and her husband run this OnlyFans site together. She's done this a couple of times.
The man paid her up for $11,000, quite a significant amount of money.

Speaker 2 He said he wants to do this extreme BDSM scenario where he is fully wrapped in duct tape and saran wrap. Okay.
And then he has shoes glued to the outside of the saran wrap to his feet. Okay.

Speaker 2 And then she would manipulate his body sexually. What's the point of the shoes?

Speaker 2 Just again?

Speaker 2 Fashion. Yeah.
It's just about feeling good, feeling sexy. This is what this guy wants.
Are they Jays?

Speaker 2 No, they were heels. They were high heels.
Oh, okay. Absolutely.
So he went through this process. Apparently, it went, quote unquote, as planned for about eight minutes.

Speaker 2 And then the man struggled, what seemed to be with pleasure, then with frightening times. I guess you can't have a safe word if you're surrounded by duct tape by the mouth and your saran wrapped.

Speaker 2 We're going to talk about this.

Speaker 2 So then when she noticed he stopped moving, she was like, oh, no,

Speaker 2 the man was dead. Now, I will say, if you're agreeing to do these BDSM things, and I'm not even blame, like, the dude is what he, the dude is just what this guy wanted.
He asked for a version of this.

Speaker 2 He asked for

Speaker 2 the not permanent version.

Speaker 2 And then this lady went ahead to try to do it now i feel like this is where we might just need one little caveat here that i just want to say as a as a

Speaker 2 gray area of the law oh sure but she's gonna get she's getting nominated i believe it's for manslaughter nominating the man for murder of the year

Speaker 2 sorry it's award season

Speaker 2 murder of the year

Speaker 2 um but the uh

Speaker 2 Poke holes in it. Yeah.
If you ever are doubting. At least in the nostril area.
Just poke holes in it. And no matter what that guy says, right? Yes.

Speaker 2 It's going to be hard to breathe. He's going to be like,

Speaker 2 I think what's important, though, is for you, as the professional in the room, to be like, no, you horny little fuckface. No.

Speaker 2 Because you're already dominant. Yeah.
I'm poking holes in here. Because you're not going to like not being able, like, or you got to really keep an eagle eye on there.

Speaker 2 Or you got to keep on the eagle eye. I'm blaming the woman only only because her ignorance of the situation is.
It was her first time doing it. Yes.
And that is a very, that's a big buildup.

Speaker 2 This is not just getting spanked. This is not just getting whipped.
This is not just, like, that's a. It's not even just stepping on balls.
No, it is an ornate scenario.

Speaker 2 Everyone knows plastic over the face equals depth. Yes.
Unless you're doing it for fun as a kid.

Speaker 2 Because that's what everybody likes. You never, you always did.
You never did that? No, I never put bags over my head as a child. Jackie and I used to put bags over our head to go,

Speaker 2 yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, I don't think that's a good idea for any children listening. An 11-year-old who listens to our show came to one of my shows.

Speaker 2 That's not good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 11? Yes. Was it 11? Listen to podcasts.
I don't know. I know.
I don't know. By the way, you rock, Enzo.
Yeah, I love you, Enzo, but I mean, you shouldn't be listening to podcasts. No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 You should be playing ball. Yeah, no, well, you know, he's, you know, he's like fun, but I'm just saying, please don't put bags over your head.

Speaker 2 I'm just saying, if you want to have fun and you're responsible, it's how you can do it. We used to choke each other.
That's different. That's different.
But this

Speaker 2 guy, this lady was in a lot of problems. And then there was another lady that, like, this is all sad, but yeah, always when in doubt, poke a hole in it, except for a condom.
Always keep those entire.

Speaker 2 Yeah. But this another lady was found.
Well, I mean, well, hold on. I'm not done talking about this.

Speaker 2 This is still, I want to stay on this for two seconds. She got charged with second-degree murder.
Yes. Do you really feel like this is murder? I think that's...

Speaker 2 I don't think she chose to kill this man. Well, I think that that's...
She was already paid.

Speaker 2 Second-degree murder is,

Speaker 2 I believe, is basically manslaughter, which is what this is.

Speaker 2 She has murdered him by ignorance. Yes.
She has murdered him by ignorance. Unfortunately,

Speaker 2 she damned herself. when she put the tape and stuff over his nose and mouth.
No matter what it was he was asking for, it sadly was in her purview to say no.

Speaker 2 If you help someone with assisted suicide, what is that? Murder. That's that's second degree murder.
Still okay. Yeah.
Depending on that can go up to first degree murder. Yeah.
I believe. Wow.

Speaker 2 It can go, I believe, but that is one of those. Yeah, it makes total sense that she was charged with second degree murder because, yes, it's the word.

Speaker 2 It's just, but also remember that that's just the name of the crime versus the like what it is. So it's just like, that's homicide.
Essentially, you just say that's from the police, that's homicide.

Speaker 2 In the judicial system, they call it murder. I feel like, yes, she needs to face some sort of responsibility for what happened here because obviously they were very irresponsible at the very least.

Speaker 2 But I don't know, murder?

Speaker 2 It's what it is.

Speaker 2 He died. And

Speaker 2 she had eight minutes to rip it off of his face. The same thing with the Sarah Boone case with the suitcase, the man and the boyfriend in the suitcase.
You're right, you're right.

Speaker 2 Where the main, the whole thing hinged on

Speaker 2 so you either. She was like laughing at his ass and filming it.
But her. It's a little more sinister to me.

Speaker 2 The only thing that, but we don't know what would have happened if she didn't film herself because she told the police that she did not understand what level of distress he was under and that she was just.

Speaker 2 Out of her own ignorance. That's why like she should have taken the plea in the first place.

Speaker 2 That's why they were begging her to take the plea because she would have gotten 13 years for manslaughter by copying to it she decided to go all the way technically that is what damned her but it was also her filming the video if it was just her story it might have been extremely difficult to prove how well she knew i wonder what because this this incident happened on only fans she was filming it she filmed it there is video of it yeah what were the people like watching it say i think that it was for him oh okay

Speaker 2 it wasn't like a live stream. No, I believe that she was filming.
11 grand, you get your own video. Yes.
Customs. You get your custom video.
Okay. All right.
I believe that is for him. Okay.

Speaker 2 And I imagine the 11K is also for the risk that you're incurring. Yeah.
Because it's really intense. Absolutely.
Not as intense as a Dubai Porter potty.

Speaker 2 But way more intense about that. Oh, Rob doesn't know what that is either.
I'm the only one who brought this. I'm the only one who knows who's this, what this is.
Mean?

Speaker 2 I now know what a Dubai Porter potty is. So there was another OnlyFans model that said by sheer accident she definitely was

Speaker 2 she definitely accidentally fell from the top of a construction site where it broke her spine and a bunch of her limbs and she's now currently in the hospital but it's pointing to this other concept that is up until this point like i'm gonna say straight up this is mostly in the world of conspiracy theory we don't quite know how real this is i never heard about it before today but then there's lots lots of people talking about it for over a year.

Speaker 2 It's just been around for a very long time. There used to be a term called yachting.
That was a term that was called, which is. But yachting was like murder-based.
Well,

Speaker 2 I feel like this is where this is kind of where the stories start from.

Speaker 2 It starts from the concept of sometimes women of a certain persuasion, depending on their job, whether they are cocktail waitresses, like that type of thing, they are invited to be a part of the staff of some giant vacation yacht.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And then when you go, there is either a full-on agreement or an unspoken agreement.
Then you are then here as a, you're going to be an escort

Speaker 2 and you're available to people on this yacht. It's been used as a way to smear celebrities in blind items.
It's also been used as a way to smear bad guys that we know.

Speaker 2 Matt Gates was definitely involved in a lot of this kind of yachting scenario. Human trafficking.
Human trafficking. We see the same thing with Andrew Tate.

Speaker 2 He was involved with quite a bit probably with the pipelines that led to this, which is... Finally out of America again, by the way.
I mean, fuck him.

Speaker 2 God, fuck that fucking piece of shit. But I think that what we're seeing is this.

Speaker 2 So with the Dubai Porter Potty is that this is what seems to be an extreme version of sex work, blah, blah, blah, quote-unquote sex work that is done by powered, money people in Dubai that talk to what seem to be a lot of ladies in Europe.

Speaker 2 And what they will do do is say, okay, come here. We're going to have a weekend and you're going to hang out with these princes and you're going to get a certain amount of goods.

Speaker 2 So you're going to show up. They're going to put you on a shopping spree.
You go get all the stuff. There was one woman talking about it's the first time I've ever been in a Hermes shop.

Speaker 2 It was the first time I ever walked inside of a Gucci store. They went and she outfitted me with like 200 grand worth of clothes.
They then showed up with 50 grand, just cash, U.S.

Speaker 2 money, handed to you. And they're like, all right, it's time.
We're going to have our party tonight. And then the party involves being utterly degraded.

Speaker 2 So it's like the whole point is to get you, you get pooped in your mouth and pissed in your mouth and having sex with animals. And it's called the Dubai Porter Party.

Speaker 2 It's called the Dubai Porter Party. And they do this all night, right? And then you're kind of dropped off.
And then they beat you and shit, too. All of it.
Every single.

Speaker 2 The worst thing you could think of in any way, it's worse than that. But what they do is they kind of say, like, we do it for, you do it like four times a year.

Speaker 2 That's like what this lady was saying that this other lady told her that she did. She's like, you almost get used to it.
Sometimes she says, the smell begins to remind you of money.

Speaker 2 Like, that's like one of those things she starts to say, right? Like, you start to, but this is all, we don't know yet.

Speaker 2 I am not putting it past a single fucking person, especially after you see kind of what Epstein's, just Epstein, which is probably a low-level version of this.

Speaker 2 Epstein didn't even have the money that these guys had. This is actually nowhere close.
This is closer to Dubai money. This is closer to Diddy, technically.

Speaker 2 This is much closer to sort of what Diddy was doing in terms of the scale, because

Speaker 2 that's what they do in a way that is

Speaker 2 very over the top. It's at a very big scale.
And these are rumors everywhere. And

Speaker 2 I'm going to get a lot of pushback because there are obvious rules. We don't know how true the Dubai port-a-potty is.

Speaker 2 It was just like a fucking nightmare story, but it seems like enough people are talking about it where you're gonna,

Speaker 2 if it doesn't exist, it's gonna be willed into existence. It is a thing that is

Speaker 2 it, there are too many of people like this that we are now seeing that are, that they have to exist. Yeah, so we just don't know exactly how materially true quite a bit of it is.

Speaker 2 But what we've talked about with JFK, what we've talked about with MKUltra, is that even if 1% is true, that means the entire history of the world is different than than you think it is.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so it's like it's one of those where, well, we will,

Speaker 2 this is going to be one of those things we've got forever, but you know, obviously, we have a human trafficker president, and we're, that's like, I guess it's one of the big things that we do here now.

Speaker 2 Um, yeah, Prince Andrew was definitely involved.

Speaker 2 Peter Nygaard, if you watch that documentary about Peter Nygaard that was deeply involved, then you also look over at the Mormons, which we've been covering now for fucking a month and a half.

Speaker 2 Tim Ballard with OUR was a part of it. This is a whole thing that was all human trafficking that was done by the Mormon slice.
So it's like every group's got him.

Speaker 2 You got the fucking Catholics sending in boys into the Vatican, which is still completely real. You got fucking six stupid fucking old papua who sit there turning a blind eye because he's blind.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And so he's still alive. Did he? No, they're still fucking alive.

Speaker 2 He's almost better. They sucked the cum out of his lungs.
Yes, they contemplated letting him die.

Speaker 2 I saw some people say, like, they got some pushback too about Pope Francis, but just remember, if he was going to do something, he'd do it.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 If he was going to, yeah, he looks rough. Yeah, he's got, they taped his thumb up here.
Yeah, he's starting to look like those J.D. Vance memes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he is looking rough.

Speaker 2 He officially looks worse than Tootsie. Wow, that's saying a lot.

Speaker 2 But that's a fairly serious story that we ended there with. But it's a, it's worth.
We still don't. I mean, fuck, man.
It's just so upsetting. Well, yeah.
Yeah, Eddie. Yeah,

Speaker 2 I hate it so much. Yeah, yeah, it's not good.
But, you know, I guess it's technically what we do here. Yeah.
But you ever been to a Willy Wonka

Speaker 2 potty party? A porter potty? Oh, what's a Willy Wonka porter potty? It's made out of chocolate. Oh, yeah.
Oh, nothing but chocolate? The schnazberries taste like schnazberries.

Speaker 2 Okay, I'm gonna add schnazberries. Oh, yeah, you're about to get one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. I could see that Timothy Shamalema ding-dong getting all covered and shit.
Getting an atomic schnauzberry.

Speaker 2 Man, can we fucking Bukaki him once?

Speaker 2 Have you not seen the movie? But

Speaker 2 call you by your name.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, but no, that's I guess that was just one he made it a filling, he got hammered.

Speaker 2 No, is it that new movie with Gwyneth Paltrow where they're supposed to be having sex quite a bit?

Speaker 2 But you can just Jackie and I both were talking about how it will just be difficult to hear after all over all the bones

Speaker 2 slapping together. Yeah, they're so thin they'll start a fire.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 it's gonna sound like rifling through the remains of Dachau

Speaker 2 having sex with each other.

Speaker 2 Well, this is what a great, what a great episode. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well,

Speaker 2 no, buddy, but hey, but there was some laughter along the way, as normal. Amen.
So we did it. Yeah.
I don't care what anybody fucking says.

Speaker 2 Should I talk more about, do I should do both this thing on Pulmary and Demas?

Speaker 2 What's that?

Speaker 2 The idea of the pink foam. Oh, I want to hear this.
This is some listener emails. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've got to do at least one listener email.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. You respect these emails.
I can tell.

Speaker 2 All I do is respect.

Speaker 2 I wanted to talk about the pink foam that was brought up twice in the last episode. Yeah.
I'll try to avoid getting too in the weeds, but it does require a quick physiological lesson.

Speaker 2 You can think of your cardiovascular system as a basic plumbing system. Blood moves through your veins and arteries like water through pipes, and your heart acts as a pump to keep things flowing.

Speaker 2 The path of blood basically goes from your body to the right side of your heart to your lungs, back to the left side of your heart, and finally out to the body again.

Speaker 2 The other component you need to know is about the foam is that it's called surfactant. It is a liquid extremely similar to dish soap that is produced in small quantities in your lungs.

Speaker 2 It basically helps to keep friction low as your lungs expand and withdraw, preventing them from sticking together and collapsing.

Speaker 2 It is not uncommon to see pink foam from the airways after someone has died as the blood that was previously pumped to the heart backs up into the lungs and mixes with the surfectant.

Speaker 2 This can occur because of increased pressure in the lungs from chest compressions during CPR, someone working hard to bring air into the lungs, or the heart failing and backing up.

Speaker 2 Imagine someone took a container of bubbles, added some blood, and kept squeezing and shaking the bottle. This is basically what is happening in someone's chest, resulting in pink foam.

Speaker 2 So, it doesn't necessarily mean an embolism. It doesn't necessarily mean it can just be a general after-effect of having died.
Okay. All right.

Speaker 2 So, nothing to worry about. It's the pulmonary endema.

Speaker 2 Nothing to worry about.

Speaker 2 No

Speaker 2 to worry about. That's what you're supposed to.
They're supposed to look. I guess nurses are supposed to look for pink frothy sputum as a sign of heart failure and pulmonary hypertension.

Speaker 2 Oh, thank you, nurses. I met the

Speaker 2 nipple twisting nurse on the road, by the way. Oh, you did? Yeah, yeah.
They came to one of my shows. I won't say that.

Speaker 2 Did she make sure you stayed up?

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 2 she offered, and I was like, oh, no, no.

Speaker 2 How were the Florida shows? The Florida shows were amazing, dude. Well,

Speaker 2 the Jacksonville show, people came out, man. That was wild.
We had over 200 people come to that show. That was fucking awesome.
And then, of course, the Tallahassee show sold. out.
It was awesome.

Speaker 2 And it's very emotional to sing a P-Funk song. Dude, you guys don't understand.
That was the very first place we ever performed comedy together. It was in a former gay bar called Brothers that is now.

Speaker 2 A gay bar called 926 Bar. That's awesome.

Speaker 2 With some of the people who still work there, they were all so impressed by my knowledge of the layout of the place. That's so.

Speaker 2 On stage, I was like, ah, you know, there's a drag queen with tits in there, was doing Coke, and then I had to turn them down. And then over here, that used to be the liquor store.

Speaker 2 Now it's just a bar. Yeah.
But then over here is where I threw myself through the wall when we had that telekinesis fight. Yeah, the memory fight.
Yeah, we did the mind fight.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they were like, you really did come from here.

Speaker 2 A fun story I learned about the place was they used to, because it's a gay bar in Tallahassee, so that it's always like, you know, almost getting attacked by the community.

Speaker 2 And they are, so that makes for some tough ombres. It really does.
Yes. It really does.

Speaker 2 And there was a rumor that somebody was trying to set up the owner of Brothers and that they had when they had, not necessarily when I crashed through the wall, but a contractor who would come to like fix a wall, they said that they

Speaker 2 hid cocaine in the walls. So whenever they could call the cops and then have the place, you know, like shut down and shit like that and everyone go to jail.

Speaker 2 So, when they changed over ownership, because the rumor was going around so hard and they knew like a drug-sniffing dog, they were like, Hey, let's just have the dog come in here and make sure that nothing actually happened.

Speaker 2 And they said that when the dog got in there, it like basically when a drug-sniffing dog is looking for cocaine, it like sits down when it finds it.

Speaker 2 And they said that there was so much cocaine like mixed into the grouting

Speaker 2 that it just kept sitting down everywhere.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 that checks out. Because that was one of the, wow, I've never seen so much.
But it's doing great now. It's like, it's like a normal ass club.

Speaker 2 It's like fucking, it's got, it's a real venue now, and I had such a good time. Danny Bedrosian from P-Funk and his Some Fierce Band fucking rocked it.
Evan Rossi was amazing the entire tour.

Speaker 2 He's our old, old buddy, old, old Mercedes.

Speaker 2 I was like, I was like, hey, Evan, you got any mercs to sell? Go Go ahead. And

Speaker 2 it was kind of like an empty gesture. Yeah, sure.
And then

Speaker 2 he brought a lamp to sell at the merch. And then as a joke, I'm like, oh, that's funny.
You know, whatever. And then every show, people bought the lamp.
Every single fucking time.

Speaker 2 He made like an extra hundred bucks on the tour. Gay.
Yeah. Selling these goddamn lamps.
I'm like, you're making more money selling lamps than you are doing comedy. Yep.

Speaker 2 And that's the lesson.

Speaker 2 Sell lamps.

Speaker 2 But we got to do it. So if he just Jones got into the lamp business, he'd be doing extremely well.

Speaker 2 I was telling him, man, I'm like, you accidentally found your new view. You should be selling lamps.

Speaker 2 Here's your $5.

Speaker 2 You know, like that, you were doing comedy. But that is great.
I was so

Speaker 2 much fun, man. And I can't wait to join you in our Florida dates.
Yeah, no, we got a lot of Side Stories has lots of dates. The Huntsville show was a fucking wild success.
So much fun.

Speaker 2 We're going to be in May 7th. We're going to be at the Fort Lauderdale/slash slash Dania Improv, whatever it's called now.
I think the name might have changed.

Speaker 2 But regardless, we will be there. Cannot wait.
I'm very excited for that show. That's going to be my hometown show.
Lots of people come in that that I grew up with.

Speaker 2 So it's going to be very emotional and weird. It's going to be interesting.
We're going to be getting heckled a lot. Yes.
So just be there for that because you're going to want to be a part of that

Speaker 2 debacle. And then the following day, we're going to be in Orlando, just two and a half hours north.

Speaker 2 Our favorite place. Yeah, at the funny bone.
We sold that show out, but so we added a late show now.

Speaker 2 So if you weren't able to get tickets to the first show, there's now a second show available for you to get tickets at.

Speaker 2 And speaking of selling out the early show, we also did that in June at Dazger Ranch. And then we added a late show to that as well.

Speaker 2 So make sure you go get the tickets for that because we're going to do two shows back to back. Thank God, I'm actually really happy we get to do that twice this year

Speaker 2 because we've never done that before. No, we have no idea what we're going to do.
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 Especially because we riff a lot. So it's going to be interesting.
So it's actually worth it to come to both shows. It's like one long show.
They're literally going to be completely different.

Speaker 2 And Dad's Garage, we're specifically doing improv. Yeah.
So that's going to be one we are specifically going to be testing our improv skills. So we'll see how it goes.

Speaker 2 And go check out our Detroit show. We're at the Masonic on April 18th.
You're going to want to come out. That is my beautiful wife's birthday.
Oh, really? She's going to be there. She's going to come?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think that's because we're going to go see grandma. Oh, we're going to go see grandma.
Nice. Yeah, we got to get up there to do that.
Look at That's so sweet. Yeah.
Oh, man.

Speaker 2 Well, come on out to Detroit. It's gonna be amazing.
Our fucking show is on fire. The rhyming was crazy.
You're gonna have a good one. You guys, come and see us.
You're gonna like it.

Speaker 2 And if you don't, go fuck yourself. Yeah.
Oh, in November, we got crime wave. Yes, which will be come crimewave at sea.com.
Come see us because that is going to be an interesting time.

Speaker 2 Yes, to say the least. Contact in the desert.
Oh, yeah. And contact in the desert.
We have a busy fucking year. Dude, I was looking at it.
I'm like gone every other week for the rest of the year.

Speaker 2 No, we're in shit. We're extremely booked, but hey, booked and busy.
Booked and blessed every day. Amen.
That's what I do. I get up every day, 3 a.m.
I wash my face with sparkling water.

Speaker 2 I take a shit in a river. By 5:15 a.m., I am over at my Inquisitor's home where I tell them my secrets from the week before.
And then

Speaker 2 by 7 a.m., I'm drailing my wife.

Speaker 2 By 8 a.m., I gotta fucking go right to the do. I double for

Speaker 2 me and this comedian in Russia, best friends with Vladimir Putin, and I do the translations for him. Oh, that's so nice.
It's honestly been really great.

Speaker 2 You've been doing so well that Henry actually replaced all the toilet paper with Peterbread.

Speaker 2 I like the pocket.

Speaker 2 Go to patreon.com slash last podcast and left to give us money, to watch us talk.

Speaker 2 Go to the twitch.tv slash LPNTV and see us live this week. We have Goodpud at 6 p.m.
Come and check us out. All right, you fuckers.
Bye.

Speaker 2 Hail Satan.

Speaker 2 Hail Antarctica. Yes.

Speaker 5 Hi, I'm Jenny Slate. And believe it or not, someone is allowing us to have a podcast.

Speaker 2 I'm Gabe Leidman.

Speaker 7 I'm Max Silvestri. And we've been friends for 20 years and we like to reach out to kind of get advice on how to live our lives.
It's called I Need You Guys. Should I give my baby fresh vegetables?

Speaker 5 Can I drink the water at the hospital?

Speaker 2 My landlord plays the trombone and I can't ask him to stop.

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