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Morning

Morning.

You got everything you need over there?

Who has everything they need?

Good point.

Everything you need within reason.

Sure, sure, sure.

Great.

Is it

always this quiet here?

This time of year, yeah.

Yeah, it's the off-season.

In a few months, there will be a bunch of skiers on their way up to the mountain.

What's that about?

Skiing?

It's a universal law of nature.

You know, when there's a big thing, there will be inevitably a portion of the population that wants to go very fast down the side of it.

I see.

I see.

Okay.

I notice you don't have a car, and I'm going to run into town for some supplies.

Do you need us to pick you up anything?

I've got everything I need.

Thank you.

Okay.

Uh-huh.

Oh, no.

Oh, God, that sucks.

And you looked everywhere.

Uh-huh.

I'm so sorry.

Edgy, Steve.

Oh, good.

Well, we haven't seen anything, but we'll keep our eyes open, okay?

I'm sure he'll turn up.

Okay.

What's happening?

You know, Steve's dog.

Rambo?

Yeah.

He's missing.

Really?

Doesn't he keep him on a lawn spike most of the time?

Yeah.

He woke up this morning and he was gone.

He's losing his mind.

How upset are we supposed to be about this?

Frank.

That dog is a fucking monster.

I know.

It's the meanest dog I've ever seen.

Well, of course it is, Frank.

It guards the house of a drug dealer.

Drug dealers all have terrifying dogs.

It's the law.

Wait.

So his terrifying dog is now loose in town somewhere?

It sounds like it.

He is such a blight on the community, this guy.

Steve's fine.

Keeps you on your toes.

How can we get him to move his business to another town?

I don't know.

Get Steers to stop liking methamphetamines.

What does he expect us to do about it?

I told him we'd keep a lookout for you.

Tell him to follow the trail of murdered cats.

Anyway, hi, Verge.

Hi there.

How's everything going over there?

Tobacco's really fantastic.

I hear it.

It's popular.

Do we have a theory on what Verge's deal is?

I'm kind of stumped.

It's been three days now, and they just hang out in their room and occasionally come outside and roll a cigarette.

Roll a cigarette?

Yeah.

Like a cowboy.

Please don't say cowboy.

I am still not over our cowboy experience the other day.

Okay, but be real with me.

I feel a little cooler that they're just hanging out here, right?

I hate to admit it, but yeah, maybe a little.

How can we become a hotspot for cool drifters?

We've met our share of drifters.

This is definitely the first one that's been cool.

True.

Okay, we're doing this breakfast sheep's eye.

Yeah.

Okay.

Hey, Verge, if anyone wants to check in, can you just tell them to pick a room?

He's in the bedside table.

We'll deal with them later.

Seriously?

Yeah.

Also, no one's going to want to check in so don't worry about it that i can handle fantastic

okay we've got bacon eggs and toast amazing and granola and fruit for frank thank you loser hey deedra

how's everyone doing how are they doing

You mean after the relentless Rick incident?

Yeah.

Well,

everyone's working really hard to explain it away.

Celeste is saying it was some sort of government experiment being conducted on us.

What's MK Ultra?

Wait, never mind.

Uh, forget I asked.

How are you doing, Deidre?

Me?

Uh, fine.

I think I'm in denial, actually.

Um, that's normal, right?

Totally.

Great.

Frank, do you still want me to tell you about weird stuff?

Um, I really don't.

But why don't you tell me, anyway?

I guess this isn't weird weird but um it looks like trinkets coming back to town

seriously

yeah she called to make sure that i still had her keys it's been a while where was she calling from she said cairo of course that's terrible news it's fine When is she coming back?

She didn't say

you're right.

That's not weird, weird, but thank you for the warning anyway.

Sure.

This is going to be fun for me.

Oh, Deidre, Steve's dog is loose.

It is?

Yeah.

Rambo?

Yes.

That dog is terrifying.

I know.

Steve woke up this morning and he was gone.

That's...

That's bad.

It's not great.

So if you're going for a walk or something,

I guess take your bear spray with you.

Or...

A leg of lamb, you know, to distract him.

Ah, geez.

Okay.

If you see him, call Steve.

Okay.

Is there any way that I cannot call Steve?

Okay, yeah.

Call me.

Call me, and I'll call Steve.

Awesome.

So,

local mystic Trinket Coralie

coming back to town.

Horrible timing.

Trinket Coralie,

purveyor of ancient cures and strange smells.

Why does she have to come back to town right now?

Of all the people, I don't want to deal with it.

I never understood the issue with you two.

Why do you hate each other?

We don't hate each other.

She's just an aggravating person.

There are weird things afoot in town, though.

Might be nice to have the perspective of a...

Whatever she calls herself.

The last thing anyone needs right now is her drawing some sort of summoning circle in the middle of town to focus the spiritual energies or some bullshit.

I think it's gonna be nice.

My chakras are gonna be so aligned.

Such bad news.

Hey, speaking of weird shit, how are we feeling?

We?

Yeah, you know.

Okay, we've got to find a way to talk about this with less long pauses and illusions.

What do you want me to say, Frank?

I don't know.

Look,

I wake up in the morning, I look in the mirror, it's me.

I'm not growing roots or something.

I'm not turning into a werewolf.

It's me.

Okay.

I mean, I'm fine with the new Frank.

Don't say new Frank.

Meet the new Frank.

June.

Same as the old Frank.

Frank?

Hey, Doug.

I'm freaking out.

Well, it is a day of the week, so it's...

You're always freaking out, Doug.

My dad's dog is gone.

Baron Munchausen?

Baron Munchausen is gone.

How long?

He woke up this morning, no sign of him.

Oh, boy.

Has he run off before?

No, he hates going outside.

You practically have to drag him behind you when you walk him.

Okay.

That's too.

It's just a coincidence.

What's just a coincidence?

Nothing.

Rambo's missing too, apparently.

I got a call from Steve this morning.

Rambo?

Yeah, what?

My dad's dog is wandering around out there while Steve's insane monster is roaming the streets.

Rambo's not that bad, Doug.

That is true.

That is true.

It was a chain leash, June.

Hey, Doug,

we're all going to keep an eye out, okay?

Rambo probably took off into the woods to bring down an elk or something.

I'm gonna go ask around inside.

Okay.

His anxiety levels are dangerously high all the time.

It's unsustainable.

What's wrong?

I just wanted to sit here and have some granola.

Well, there's something that no one's ever said.

Two missing dogs.

Just a coincidence.

There's going to be a third.

Frank, don't catch Doug's anxiety.

We need to learn how to catch these things earlier.

What are you talking about?

I'm going to go talk to everyone.

I just got my food.

Then stay out here.

God damn it.

Everybody.

Everybody.

Listen up.

Sorry, thank you.

You may have heard that Rambo has gone missing.

Now, while that presents its own problem, seeing as how Rambo is a fucking psychopath, Baron Munchausen is also missing.

So I need to know right now if anyone else is missing a dog or if you've heard of anyone else that is missing a dog.

Anybody?

Frank, I would like to say something.

Please don't.

I'd like to be heard.

I think this is important.

Frank.

We all remember what happened a few days ago.

We were visited by what can only be described as a time traveler, an old West outlaw by the name of Relentless Rick.

While not all of you subscribe to my theory that we were all drugged as part of an experiment by the nearby secret military base.

There's no secret military base.

Agree to disagree.

You may not all agree with my theory, but now there's missing dogs.

And I think we can all agree that these dogs are being stolen by the local secret military base and being experimented on.

We can all agree.

Are we going to just sit here while there is a rash of dog theft sweeping across town?

It's two dogs.

For now!

For now, it is.

But look at Frank here.

Look at him.

If this wasn't something for us to be worried about, Frank wouldn't be making a speech about it, would he?

Would you, Frank?

Oh, you just told me it was nothing to worry about, Frank.

Remember how I said to talk to me before you do things like this?

Sheep's eye.

Hi, everyone.

Hi everyone.

Sorry to interrupt.

I've got some flyers here.

Everyone, please take one.

My dog has gone missing and you can see a picture right here.

He can be a little irritable, but he's a good boy.

Steve.

If you can just take one of these, please give me a call if you see anything.

Steve.

Feeling a little out of sorts here.

You know what I mean?

He's my North Star, that little guy.

Steve!

What?

We all know what your dog looks like.

Just making sure, okay?

Trying to stay busy.

I can't help but think about him being injured out there.

Steve,

if anything, your dog is the one doing the injury.

Frank, that is so unfair.

Steve, your dog is a fucking monster.

Okay, it is what it is.

We will still help you find your dog, but let's not pretend we're talking about Lassie, okay?

Your dog is a four-legged horror movie.

I don't even drive by your house anymore, Steve.

Your dog is terrifying.

Yeah, how did you get him that way, Steve?

Are you feeding him ripped fuel or something?

Wow.

Wow.

I have never felt so abandoned in a time of need than right now.

Okay.

Okay, y'all.

Focus up, please.

Obviously, making this little announcement was premature.

I didn't mean to alarm anyone, right?

We've got a couple of missing dogs.

No big deal.

Nothing to panic about.

Let's all just keep our eyes out for Rambo and Baron Munchausen.

We'll find them, and then everything can get back to normal.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Baron Munchausen's missing too?

It's fine.

Frank.

Yeah.

That was Jessica Shelton on the phone.

She needs to know if anyone's seen her greyhound, Kimba.

oh man they got kimbob there's no they i think i'll sit here quietly and wait for everyone's apology kimbob too

frank what's going on nobody panic no no don't tell me not to panic frank there's a there's a fucking dog rapture happening right here in town everybody listen

okay

There may be something weird going on with the dogs.

Thank you.

Turns out, overreacting was the right call.

Sorry about that.

We are going to figure this out, just like we did with Relentless Rick the other day.

Why don't we make a list of everyone in town who has a dog and start making some calls?

Wait, Celeste, come on.

Has anyone checked on the mayor?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Holy shit, the mayor.

He's a high-value target.

If we lose the mayor, it'll be chaos.

Idra, call TJ.

Is the mayor okay?

Okay.

Guys,

guys,

I appreciate that we're taking this seriously, but just real quick,

I know we all had an unofficial election a few years ago and elected TJ's dog, Sparker, as the mayor.

So I just need verbal confirmation that we all know that Sparker the dog is not the actual mayor

Anybody?

I guess just a small yes.

Right, never mind.

He says Sparker is fine.

Great.

At least we still have a functioning government.

The dog is not the mayor.

Okay, everyone.

Lots of great ideas.

So glad we have this meeting.

So glad nobody's panicking.

How about we make a list of all the dogs in town and then we'll split up the list?

When you're done with your list, give us a call at the horizon, okay?

And real quick, everyone, if you happen to see Rambo, just remember not to run, okay?

He loves that.

Also, to get him to release after he bites down, the command word is Scheherazade.

Meeting adjourned, Frank.

Sure.

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Okay.

Okay, wow.

Both of them?

Just gone.

Oh, boy.

All right.

Me and Frank are making a list right now.

I'm so sorry, Rita.

Holy shit.

How many for you?

Seven.

Seven.

How many for you?

Twelve.

Twelve?

Twelve.

There are 19 dogs missing in a town of 600.

Yes.

What's happening?

I don't know.

I am that's Courtney Morris.

Her shihzu is missing.

Who has a a shihzu in the mountains?

Nobody anymore.

That's 20.

What are we going to do?

I don't know.

I guess tomorrow morning we start at the top of the list.

So, tomorrow, we're just going to...

What?

Scooby-Doo our way through the woods looking for them?

What should we do?

Hire a team of dogs to find the dog?

This is bad.

Yeah.

The cowboy thing the other day was kind of charming.

This is not so charming.

It's a nightmare.

Maybe the dogs are organizing.

Maybe they want bargaining power.

Maybe it's a dog strike.

Oh, shit.

What?

Trinket, Coralie coming up the driveway.

No.

Of all the fucking days.

Why are you acting like we're getting inspected or something?

Because we are.

Hey, Trinket.

Hello.

Welcome back.

How long were you gone for?

It was supposed to be three years.

I came back early.

We missed you.

I'm sure.

Frank Trinket.

So I'm I'm gonna go make some more calls.

Great, great to see you, Trinket.

Yes.

So, I hear you were in Egypt.

No

Deidre told me you were in Cairo.

Cairo, New York.

There's a Cairo, New York?

Just barely.

What the hell were you doing there?

Research.

Research?

I'm writing a book.

Really?

Uh, what about?

Frank, you don't care what I'm writing a book about.

I really don't.

Let's move on.

Great.

I didn't want to cut my trip short, Frank, but I was advised to return early.

You were advised?

Yes.

Trinket, by any chance, were you advised to come back early by a deck of tarot cards?

I don't like your tones.

So that's a yes?

I've chosen to not let your energy affect mine.

Okay.

I don't enjoy these interactions between us.

I'm having a great time.

Your opinion of me is no secret.

I'm asking you to set that aside for one moment.

Okay.

Okay, fine.

Thank you.

What can I do for you?

I'd like you to come by my shop tomorrow.

Why?

Because I'd like to speak with you.

Why?

Frank,

I would like to speak with you.

Trinket, you're standing in front of me right now.

I'd like to speak with you tomorrow.

Do we need to draw this out?

We can't do this now?

I need to be more focused when we talk, and I just got off an airplane, and I need to clean that experience off me before we talk.

You were on a plane?

Yes.

You hate planes.

I do.

But it was important that I get back as soon as possible, so I made an exception.

So this must be very important.

Yes.

So important that it can wait until tomorrow?

The work I was doing was very important to me.

I wouldn't be here if I didn't feel it was necessary.

Something

has shifted.

I don't know what it is, but I'd like to speak with you about it

tomorrow.

Okay.

Okay.

Fine.

I will stop by tomorrow morning.

Thank you.

The energy in town is very strange right now.

Is there anything strange going on?

Nope.

No?

Just another day.

All right.

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

Thank you.

Do you do you need a ride home?

I can throw your bike in the back of my truck.

I hate your truck.

Okay, okay.

Frank!

What?

We're up to 21 now.

Shit!

Hang on!

Hey, Verge!

Even.

Oh, hey,

there's been a

report of a bear in the area.

A bear?

Yeah,

yeah.

So you might want to consider spending the night inside.

Well, that was the plan.

Okay, great.

Great.

If you see anything, let us know.

We'll do.

Hi there,

hello, enjoying your stay?

I am.

It's a lovely place.

Yeah, um, lots of people come here in the winter, but this is my favorite time of year.

It's so quiet.

So quiet, yeah.

I'm Deidre.

Verge.

Nice to meet you.

How long are you in town for?

I'm not sure, actually.

Ugh, that sounds nice.

I went backpacking through Argentina after college.

No itinerary.

When I wanted to move on, I moved on.

It was nice.

Where's um where's Argentina?

Where's Argentina?

Um uh I'm back with geography.

It's um

south.

Got it.

Um who's your friend?

This is Sparker.

Hi there.

Does it talk?

Um

only during dinner time.

Um

hey, if you're gonna be in town for a while, you should come by the sheep's eye.

I'm the bartender.

Um, first drinks on me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Okay.

Great.

Did you, what's going on?

Why what is Sparker doing here?

Um, my grandpa wanted to keep him moving.

Keep him moving?

Yeah, so he's harder to find.

Harder.

Frank, I know it sounds ridiculous, but how many dogs are missing right now?

Okay.

Okay, fine.

Hey, Sparker.

I'll come back and pick him up tomorrow morning, okay?

Fine.

Sparker, get inside.

Mr.

Mayor.

I'll see you tomorrow.

I'll just bring him by the sheep's eye, okay?

Great.

Bye, Virge.

Bye-bye.

So, uh...

Are you the...

I don't know, local chieftain or something?

Local chieftain?

People keep coming to you with their problems.

They do.

Why is that?

I don't know.

You take any group of people, and given enough time, eventually someone will become the one everyone complains to.

Oh, so you're just lucky then.

Just lucky.

Hey, Verge, I was serious about the bear bear warning, okay?

All right, all right.

I'm going inside, boss man.

Thank you.

Hello?

What

the fuck?

Rainbow

Rambo, what what the fuck happened to you?

What the fuck was that?

Oh,

shit!

Oh

shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.

Is that Rambo?

Yes!

Whoa!

How is he the size of a water buffalo?

I don't know.

He's looking right at me.

Rambo?

Rambo.

Over here.

He's still looking at you, Rambo.

God damn it.

What the fuck?

First, get back inside.

That's a fucking bear

fucking die

Verge

Yeah, is that a

laser gun?

Uh

um

plasma, actually

uh-huh,

okay.

I um

well, I

I guess I've got some explaining to do, don't I?

Maybe just a tad

Jesus Christ, now what?

Okay.

That's everyone's dog.

Including Rambo.

Uh, there's Baron Munchausen.

Hi, Baron Munchausen.

So, I take it

this is not normal?

Oh, no.

Nope.

This is.

This is.

No.

Alright.

Well,

I guess we've both got some explaining to do, don't we?

Yeah.

I guess

we've got to call

everyone.

Tell them to

come get their dogs.

Okay.

Well, that was fun.

Verge.

Thank you.

We've got to deal with this right now.

So

breakfast.

Tomorrow we can all tell each other some interesting stories.

Okay?

Looking forward to it,

Frank.

Thanks for a

gentleman the huge monster anytime.

I'll see you in the morning then.

What in the world was all that noise?

Um,

Elden, I don't suppose it's a common occurrence on Earth for a bunch of

dogs to

combine into one big dog and then split up again into a bunch of

smaller dogs.

It sounds crazy when I say it.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Never mind.

Never mind.

Never mind.

Elden, don't

Play the message again.

Playing saved message.

Hey, uh, please don't delete this.

I, uh.

I have no idea where to start with this message, so I'll just start talking.

And I'm sorry if some of it sounds like

nonsense.

Um

every time I'm in a place that looks enough like home,

I send off this message to your usual message relay and hope that you get it.

I hope you're okay.

In fact, I hope you're more than okay.

I hope you're...

I don't know.

I hope you finally went sailing.

I don't know how much you know about what's going on with me, but it's...

an interesting life.

And in that interesting life, you see some interesting things, go to some interesting places.

There's this place I came across the other day, and uh,

I don't know, I thought of you for some reason.

If you're still always on the lookout for good places to hide for a while,

I may have found one for you.

It's a nice place.

It's weird, but it's nice.

Of course,

what I really hope is that you somehow manage to stop running.

But somehow life is different for you.

You deserved a different life.

Anyway, I think you'd like this place.

I think it might hold your attention.

Earth always felt like a prison for me, but for you?

Who knows?

The coordinates are embedded in this message.

I'm assuming you've still got my encryption key.

I hope I get to see you again someday.

Until then,

give it a shot, shot, Verge.

You never know when something's going to be exactly what you're looking for.

I think it might hold your attention.

My god.

I fucking hate it when you're right.

Alden,

deploy a sensor dome on this location, play some nice music,

wake me up in seven hours.

Sensor Delme deployed.

Anything on the agenda tomorrow?

A very interesting breakfast.

Alarm set for seven hours.

Good night, Verge.

Good night.

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