Happy Outtakesgiving!

Speaker 2 Hey everybody, Alden Ford here from Mission to Zix

Speaker 3 with a couple of guests, Seth and Shane.

Speaker 4 Hello. Hello.

Speaker 2 We have a festive holiday release for you. It's been a few weeks since you've heard our voices, and that's probably healed you on some level psychically, but we're back.

Speaker 5 Yeah, this is the first of our off-season monthly releases.

Speaker 2 Yeah. We hope you're enjoying this holiday week, if it's a holiday for you.

Speaker 5 It is a Zix holiday because November 25th is Shane's birthday.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's what I mean.

Speaker 5 That's the holiday we're talking about, right?

Speaker 6 Yeah, absolutely. I assume so.

Speaker 5 Are you going to the casino like normal?

Speaker 7 Yeah, we're going to Vegas.

Speaker 2 Well, you know, we thought we'd do something a little bit different this month for your off-season release, which is that, you know, a lot of listeners often reach out to ask us how the show is made, ask us about what kinds of scenes are on the cutting room floor, what kinds of things don't make it into episodes.

Speaker 2 And while we like to add a little outtake at the end of every episode to give you just a little glimpse of what this show sounds like when it's not edited or mixed, which was Shane's idea.

Speaker 4 Which was Shane's idea, actually.

Speaker 5 And it's such a fun part of the show.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 11 No, I vividly remember thinking of the idea, and then it was like super early on in me even knowing you all. And I had just offered to test mix the first one.
And I was like, am I allowed to talk?

Speaker 11 Am I like, is it cool if I like?

Speaker 12 Because I have this idea and I really want to say it, but it was a brilliant idea.

Speaker 2 I think we can all agree.

Speaker 9 Thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 5 And if we didn't answer that, actually, you are, you're completely allowed to talk.

Speaker 7 Yeah. Oh, great.

Speaker 2 Cool. Let this be us just publicly saying for the first time, Shane, you're allowed to talk.

Speaker 6 Right.

Speaker 5 And any previous speaking was unauthorized. Yeah.

Speaker 11 No, no, I still have those firmly worded emails you all sent.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 3 those cease and desist texts we see.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 we actually have amassed a number of longer scenes that, for whatever reason, didn't make it into the episode. Sometimes they established canon we decided wasn't worth keeping in the show.

Speaker 2 Sometimes they were just long scenes in a longer episode that we felt had to be trimmed down for time.

Speaker 5 Sometimes they were too funny. Sometimes

Speaker 5 this makes us look bad in other scenes. Yeah, we can't.

Speaker 2 Sometimes I was like, it's too obvious how smart I am as Alden in this scene. I need to to pare it back.

Speaker 5 Right. A lot of the scenes feature a character named Alden.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I've forgotten my character's name.

Speaker 5 And the reason it's the three of us in this episode, by the way, is that Alden and I edit most of the episodes. And Shane, of course, mixes and sound designs them.

Speaker 5 We're sort of like the post-production team. Jeremy Bent also

Speaker 5 sometimes edits.

Speaker 2 It should also be mentioned, we invited the other four and they were not interested.

Speaker 11 Yeah, they had that previously scheduled Zoom meeting that striggedly did not include us.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know what they're going to release this week, but it's probably going to be pretty cool.

Speaker 13 It's going to be amazing.

Speaker 2 But yeah, so

Speaker 2 by way of sort of showing you what the show sounds like when it is not mixed, as well as giving you an insight into some sort of story points and character stuff that never made it in,

Speaker 2 we gathered a few clips for you and we're going to play them mostly unedited, but definitely unmixed. And they're near and dear to our hearts.

Speaker 14 It's true.

Speaker 5 And this first one is a little bit different.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 5 It was actually in the episode very much like this.

Speaker 5 And this is one that, Shane, you picked out, right?

Speaker 11 I wanted to show an example of

Speaker 11 what it's like when I get the sessions. And there's a lot of narration that happens, particularly in scenes that have a lot of action.
And it's a view of the show that nobody else really gets to have.

Speaker 11 And it's always like a little tiny dagger in my heart when I have to end up muting these like narration bits because I genuinely love them. So, one from this season is from the opening of 419,

Speaker 7 where

Speaker 15 Qorm gets absolutely obliterated.

Speaker 17 Rhodos, shall we see it through?

Speaker 2 Quariel, my most trusted friend, if for some reason I don't survive, you must not let the relic fall into the wrong hands.

Speaker 8 Com, hear me now.

Speaker 17 As strong as my belief in Rhodos the Sunlighter, I shall not let you perish.

Speaker 8 Arrows, arrows, arrows, arrows, arrows. No!

Speaker 8 Come!

Speaker 8 No!

Speaker 16 Oh,

Speaker 16 more arrows!

Speaker 20 A second barrage!

Speaker 21 Why?

Speaker 22 Tiny arrows, really tiny arrows.

Speaker 21 What are these?

Speaker 23 They just are too small to be arrows!

Speaker 20 Dots! What is the purpose of these?

Speaker 24 They're like a ballista shaft just cuts away.

Speaker 8 Oh, come on!

Speaker 23 Had you not done enough, you monsters!

Speaker 8 Quariol!

Speaker 8 Coriel!

Speaker 17 I have failed you!

Speaker 8 No, never.

Speaker 18 Quariel,

Speaker 18 this

Speaker 18 burden,

Speaker 8 you must take it.

Speaker 17 No, come I cannot. Come here, the chosen one, destined to bear the legume.

Speaker 25 No,

Speaker 7 not anymore.

Speaker 25 I was chosen to take it this far, and now you must.

Speaker 20 We were having a conversation.

Speaker 18 Right in the back of my throat.

Speaker 8 By Rotis.

Speaker 8 Coriel,

Speaker 8 hear me.

Speaker 22 He gets set on fire.

Speaker 18 All right, all right.

Speaker 11 I will say that as somebody who

Speaker 11 isn't really a fantasy fan or like medieval

Speaker 11 stuff knowing person, I didn't know what a ballista shaft was.

Speaker 11 And I didn't even totally understand what you were saying like when I was first listening to it so that's what I just put like another arrow sound and I remember one of the feedback notes that I got in after my first pass was like oh can you make it sound like a ballista shaft and I was like oh that's a thing

Speaker 5 the fuck is a ballista shaft nerd for anyone who doesn't know a ballista is a crossbow the size of a cannon cool or bigger yeah yeah it's a cross a crossbow that you would kill a dragon with, for example.

Speaker 5 Yeah, or knock down a wall with.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because dragons aren't real.

Speaker 2 But ballistas are, so you're right.

Speaker 6 They are.

Speaker 5 You can Google Ballista and you'll come up with weird people.

Speaker 6 No, I know ballistas are real.

Speaker 2 I'm saying dragons aren't real.

Speaker 5 You sound like you're trying to convince yourself dragons aren't real.

Speaker 16 I know this. I know it.

Speaker 2 I know it for a fact that they're not.

Speaker 5 Just so you know, behind all the nice

Speaker 5 14 paintings of dragons that he refers to as photos.

Speaker 5 I don't know if really people have talked much about this, but I feel like the other crazy thing about that scene is that it maps on top of the intro to 401.

Speaker 10 And

Speaker 5 the first words of

Speaker 5 the first line.

Speaker 5 Is it first line in 401? Yeah. And the little creature, the little woodland creature

Speaker 2 makes an appearance.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Squirrel is in both. So go back and listen to the beginning of 401 and then 419.

Speaker 2 And the music is the same.

Speaker 3 The music is the same.

Speaker 14 Just remixed.

Speaker 2 Shane repurposed all all the music or re

Speaker 2 recorded all the music with different instruments.

Speaker 5 Which just shows the amount of effort we're willing to put into something that literally no one will know.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 13 All right.

Speaker 2 Sticking in our late season four episodes, this is a deleted scene from one of our favorite episodes of the season, which is 417, The Daming of the Crew, the time travel episode that Winston and Jeremy didn't want to do.

Speaker 2 I think they both got on board by the end. Maybe

Speaker 2 they both got on board by a week after we released the episode.

Speaker 7 Yeah, once it was on board again.

Speaker 11 No, I remember Winston sent that sweet thing in

Speaker 14 the group meeting, like right after we recorded it, being like, I thought we should never do this, but it was so great, and you guys were right.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that was really nice. It was really nice.
I actually printed that out. You can see it between my two dragon photos.
Two.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, between two of my dragon photos.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 9 So,

Speaker 2 yeah,

Speaker 2 this is actually a scene that was cut not just for time.

Speaker 2 Primarily, it was cut because it sort of made the premise a little shaky.

Speaker 5 Which never, we never allowed.

Speaker 16 We never allowed it.

Speaker 9 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 I guess I should say we cut it because it actually, it sort of created a plot hole in

Speaker 2 the time travel thing.

Speaker 2 As you all know, if you've listened to 417, without this scene, the logic is airtight and completely unfortunate.

Speaker 10 Don't even think about it.

Speaker 2 Don't even think about it.

Speaker 2 In the final version of the episode, once Dar travels back in time to keep themselves from firing Pleck, that's the timeline we stay in.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 2 But originally, we went back five minutes to the future to the present prime.

Speaker 2 And this is a scene that explains what happened in those five minutes.

Speaker 29 Am I crazy or are they really vibing right now?

Speaker 30 Am I crazy, but are we really vibing right now?

Speaker 18 We are really vibing right now.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 29 All right, AJ, I'm going to take you out of here.

Speaker 8 What are the rules of this?

Speaker 2 So if we go back to this,

Speaker 2 do the two dars stay in the past?

Speaker 8 But then they'd both be there because it was like, yeah, this will catch up with time.

Speaker 22 Yeah, this will catch up with time.

Speaker 21 And then there's two dars.

Speaker 13 Three dars?

Speaker 8 No.

Speaker 26 I think there's

Speaker 29 no there would only be two if we didn't take them with us yeah yeah uh

Speaker 2 okay

Speaker 31 wait we left dar in that memory we have to go back

Speaker 8 it was

Speaker 7 well it was just five minutes ago they should still just be around oh uh hey dar hey dar

Speaker 22 hi sup

Speaker 29 okay so there's just two dars now

Speaker 29 yes they're five and they're five minutes apart from each other but they're they've been scooched up to the same tension they're both look they're both glowing

Speaker 22 where wait wait what have you guys been doing for the last five minutes I mean we've just been I mean yeah we're just I no please you go right ahead no really if you want to tell them I mean I'm I don't I don't

Speaker 2 guys I think we know I think it's pretty obvious they just have such a natural connection so what happens when they juck in time you got to stay outside what is the rule now? You got to stay outside.

Speaker 14 Do they have a time, baby?

Speaker 23 What happens?

Speaker 28 It happens.

Speaker 13 Real quick, pitch.

Speaker 22 One of the dars does start to question time and then starts bleeding from the nose and their head explodes.

Speaker 8 Yay!

Speaker 23 I think

Speaker 16 we do need to get rid of one of them.

Speaker 8 Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 5 We also have two DARs and a horse head on the ship from now on, of course.

Speaker 26 Psycho.

Speaker 29 Why would you do that?

Speaker 26 See, this is exactly why I was like, we don't do a time travel episode, and it's 100% playing out exactly as I said it would.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 what the outtake of 417 doesn't communicate properly is how not on board Jeremy was for the premise of the episode either. That's true.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Listening to that, I remember editing it and just like, there are bits of that that are in.

Speaker 5 And I had to lift out all the the parts about coming back five minutes and just keep keep the rest which was like all these funny parts that's a lot of what the editing is is like choosing the logic that we're sticking with and cutting everything that contradicts it and trying to keep it make sense and be funny and I think the real like secret weapon to Zix is the fact that the people who edit the show are in the scenes as well Like that's that's the real rare thing I feel like about our show is that you two and Jeremy edit it.

Speaker 11 So you have this instinctual and very deep knowledge of like what was funny about the scene and like how to draw it out in ways to get more subtle moments to like hit right.

Speaker 2 That gives us a lot of credit.

Speaker 5 Well, but I do want to point out that Alden mentioned in that in that outtake, like, well, we do have to get rid of one of the Dars.

Speaker 5 And this led to Shane pitching what was probably the most crazy and coolest idea of the season, which was

Speaker 5 the time loop to go go back to Flurp and have Dar

Speaker 5 die and replace themselves.

Speaker 2 It was a shame that.

Speaker 11 Yeah, I had no expectation that it would even be considered, much less used.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 11 And I was just sort of listening along, like noodling on a guitar or something with myself muted.

Speaker 11 And I was like, this idea just popped in my head, and I was like, not going to get used, just going to say it.

Speaker 6 Jokes on you, buddy.

Speaker 2 Jokes on you. Rad.

Speaker 2 While we're on the subject of 417, this is a smaller and much less important scene that I'll play for you, but I thought it was funny.

Speaker 22 We gotta go back to the future.

Speaker 33 What? What? What does that even mean?

Speaker 22 Oh, we're in a memory of memory, so we need to go back to the future.

Speaker 7 Well, but what you were going to go back to is the present.

Speaker 24 Don't say back is what I'm saying. Don't say back.
Just say we have to go to the future.

Speaker 7 Why are we saying back?

Speaker 2 We have to return to the present.

Speaker 29 Well, but from our perspective, I guess Star's right. It is technically the future.

Speaker 7 No, from the future. Just don't say back.

Speaker 13 That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 From the present.

Speaker 29 Well, which here in the past is the future.

Speaker 7 Is the future.

Speaker 7 We're like,

Speaker 2 why would we use the reference point of now, which is not our time?

Speaker 12 Mom, mom, I took a picture of this tree, but look, five idiots are slowly fading into view in the photo.

Speaker 26 We gotta go. We gotta get out of here.

Speaker 8 We gotta go.

Speaker 6 Good stuff, Seth.

Speaker 5 Now, folks, before we move on, I think it's time for an ad break.

Speaker 5 And normally all of our ads are in character, of course, but since this is a behind-the-scenes thing, this is going to be a legit host-read podcast ad.

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Speaker 11 Did they send any

Speaker 11 examples over to us?

Speaker 6 Can I get some of those?

Speaker 5 They did ask who they should be sent to and I said me and Alden.

Speaker 7 Oh, cool. Thanks.

Speaker 9 Sorry, James.

Speaker 11 Ever since

Speaker 11 we had that HelloFresh ad, I've been wondering maybe I should try this out. Is this similar to HelloFresh?

Speaker 5 Actually, I'm glad you asked because Green Chef is actually now owned by HelloFresh, a former sponsor of Mission to Zix.

Speaker 5 They're owned by HelloFresh to offer a wider array of meal plans to choose from. There's something for everyone.

Speaker 11 But not me, apparently.

Speaker 2 Well, I mean, not anecdotally, no.

Speaker 7 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Cool. And honestly, I am currently using HelloFresh.
Oh, really?

Speaker 5 Yeah. I just moved.
We have a one-year-old kid, and cooking is proving challenging, and we're doing like all HelloFresh all the time. It's kind of saving us right now.

Speaker 5 The Green Chef box that Alden and I are getting, that Shane is not getting, has not arrived yet, but it's coming soon. I'm excited for some honey citrus glazed salmon.

Speaker 5 Doesn't that sound good? Are you getting that one, Alded?

Speaker 11 I'm looking at the Memphis-style meatballs right now.

Speaker 6 You don't get it?

Speaker 11 Probably would have been the one I would have chosen if I was allowed to.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. But you weren't.
Okay. You weren't, and you're not.
Rude.

Speaker 5 Well, Shane, I have really good news for you because we have a discount code you can use.

Speaker 14 Oh.

Speaker 11 Well, how much does it take?

Speaker 2 Actually, we'd prefer that you don't use the discount code just so that our listeners just make sure there's plenty of discount codes for the listeners.

Speaker 11 Okay, well, I'm going to use the flop house's discount code then.

Speaker 7 Oh, no!

Speaker 9 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that.

Speaker 13 Don't do that.

Speaker 5 For everyone except Shane, you can go to greenschef.com slash zix90. And the reason it's 690 is because when you use the code zix90, you get $90

Speaker 5 off, including free shipping. Wow.
That's greenschef.com slash zix90. If your name is Shane, the code does not work.
The code is zix90.

Speaker 11 Did you guys literally just mute yourselves right now?

Speaker 3 That's how much you don't want me to know. You can't hear us.

Speaker 2 Don't tell him, please.

Speaker 4 I'm actually boggled by that.

Speaker 5 $90 off. That's not to compare sponsors, but that might be the best offer we've had in an ad.
Yeah. Greenshef.com/slash zix90 and use code zix90.

Speaker 5 Get the salmon, get the meatballs, and then tweet at Shane to say how good it is.

Speaker 2 All right, let's unmute ourselves and get back to the clips.

Speaker 5 Okay. Hey, Shane.
Show me, Shane. Hey, Shane, guys.

Speaker 7 I'm hungry.

Speaker 8 Oh, man.

Speaker 2 Not us.

Speaker 5 Not us. No.

Speaker 11 Please pass on.

Speaker 7 No, don't listen to all the code.

Speaker 11 Pass on the offer code.

Speaker 11 I want these meatballs.

Speaker 5 So, this next one is from an episode with a returning and beloved guest, Jordan Carlos.

Speaker 5 He's so fun to improvise with because he's one of those people that just accepts the ideas immediately and adds to them just so fast.

Speaker 3 Well, also, I would say

Speaker 2 in the relatively small number of guests that we have whose character is just wildly different than they actually are, and it's just locked into it immediately.

Speaker 2 Like, as soon as we roll, he's just so intense and he just goes with everything. Yeah.
And yeah, it's amazing.

Speaker 5 Yeah. And so this clip is not,

Speaker 5 I don't know that it would have changed canon much at all, but this is just an opportunity to play a bunch of like unedited Jordan as IQQ insanity for you all.

Speaker 29 Prefected Telius,

Speaker 29 we are so sorry about what happened. I myself was under the effects of a restraining bolt at the time.
My mind wasn't really my own.

Speaker 34 Can I say something now? Can I say something now?

Speaker 34 Can I say something now? Of course.

Speaker 34 You know what? It's not even worth talking. Save your breath.

Speaker 8 Okay.

Speaker 34 Come see the new house that I've constructed. I want y'all to come over tonight for dinner.

Speaker 34 My wife, Cheryl Ann.

Speaker 7 You have a wife?

Speaker 17 I have a wife.

Speaker 34 I have small small children.

Speaker 7 Oh. I have much.

Speaker 8 I have ruminants running around my

Speaker 31 property.

Speaker 5 I'm going to sit around.

Speaker 25 Is this your dog? Buck, bark, puck.

Speaker 34 Yeah, this is my dog. Nothing sexual.

Speaker 18 Thank God.

Speaker 31 This is my dog.

Speaker 34 Nothing sexual.

Speaker 7 Hey, buddy.

Speaker 27 How you doing?

Speaker 29 Wait, the dog's name is nothing sexual or

Speaker 8 that's his name.

Speaker 25 Nothing sexual.

Speaker 34 It's like the name of my crystalline boat.

Speaker 8 Nothing sexual.

Speaker 35 Just a good reminder.

Speaker 34 It's the kind of thing we have it all over the house and the fridge and the bathroom.

Speaker 25 Nothing sexual. Nothing sexual.

Speaker 16 Well, it sounds good to me.

Speaker 29 It doesn't sound like you're thinking about it if it's what the name is. You know what I mean?

Speaker 16 Nothing sexual.

Speaker 34 Nothing is. At all sexual.
My wife and I have two different beds.

Speaker 25 Can I ask you a question?

Speaker 28 Me? Sure.

Speaker 34 Are you still sexless and haven't found love?

Speaker 28 Well,

Speaker 34 that's not a no.

Speaker 7 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, you know, so far, I'm just keeping my options open, you know?

Speaker 36 No, no, no, nothing sexual.

Speaker 35 Taking his time.

Speaker 36 Nothing sexual.

Speaker 35 So you're being responsible. No, no, no, nothing sexual.
Good choice.

Speaker 8 Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 Now that's an alarm I can get behind.

Speaker 34 So you lost an eye, but not your virginity.

Speaker 27 Yeah, that's quite a feat.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, thank you.

Speaker 28 You know,

Speaker 2 I just was

Speaker 3 trying to save the day.

Speaker 37 Before, that would have made me uncomfortable.

Speaker 8 Oh,

Speaker 34 you know, because I had to bring everybody on my level.

Speaker 7 Sure, sure.

Speaker 18 Wait, what was the level that he was at?

Speaker 16 AJ, we just think a lot of the chefs are going to go over your head.

Speaker 34 Trafficking and flesh.

Speaker 12 But now.

Speaker 5 Do you understand what that means, AJ?

Speaker 29 I guess, like, it's like, okay, some of the flesh can come, and then some has to stop.

Speaker 16 Not a traffic cop, no, no.

Speaker 34 No, have you ever seen Pinocchio?

Speaker 34 What? I promised you pleasure land,

Speaker 34 and then I turned you into a hoa.

Speaker 14 What?

Speaker 16 That happened in Pinocchio?

Speaker 26 I don't, um, well, the way I, it was told to me.

Speaker 2 I love that clip, but my other favorite thing about that episode is

Speaker 2 we decided earlier on that once IQQ got the sex gun back, he would revert to Uber IQQ and to all of his ways, IQQ Prime, and revert to all of of his hedonistic ways.

Speaker 15 And

Speaker 2 we approached that moment from a bunch of different angles.

Speaker 2 And the session, No Joke, has,

Speaker 2 I don't know, maybe 15 versions of that moment where he breaks down and becomes IQQ again. And he just goes crazy every time.

Speaker 2 Like, Jordan just goes over the top so many times that we were all just busting up every single time he did it. It never got old.

Speaker 5 The first time it happened, all then then. You were like, that's so funny.
They cannot happen this soon.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 14 That was why we didn't do it the first time because it happened like four minutes into the episode.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 So this next one is

Speaker 5 just a classic deleted scene. It was fun, but we just needed to like move it along.
This was 402, where David Bloveband played the twins PDD St. Vernakian.

Speaker 5 And this was a

Speaker 5 dinner at the Vernakians.

Speaker 7 Tuck in.

Speaker 5 Your Highnesses, Your Highnesses, dinner is served.

Speaker 19 Dinner's served. Petey, did you hear that?

Speaker 38 Dinner's served.

Speaker 29 This is too much.

Speaker 22 Isn't it weird that it's one o'clock?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 29 Also, there's 700 places, and there's only.

Speaker 22 You can do it. How many of us are there?

Speaker 13 You can do it.

Speaker 29 Five?

Speaker 35 No, so close.

Speaker 10 That was really good. Yeah, I'm a sick.

Speaker 22 That was such a good effort.

Speaker 35 Let's all sit down to the dinner dining room.

Speaker 37 We just woke up, so it makes sense that we'd just be sitting down to dinner.

Speaker 7 Okay, sure.

Speaker 14 Okay, sure.

Speaker 9 Wow, there are a lot of

Speaker 22 silverware. A lot of silverware.

Speaker 39 First course, soup of eel and zirconian pellets.

Speaker 4 Oh.

Speaker 21 Second course, groutons. We're not even

Speaker 8 going to do this. Okay.

Speaker 13 Oh, they're kicking away the soup. Okay,

Speaker 8 moi.

Speaker 16 Third and moi to you.

Speaker 35 You didn't even set down the crypto.

Speaker 24 I didn't even touch the table. Hello pieces of the finest vitch appletos.

Speaker 39 Oh,

Speaker 27 just holding them in front of us.

Speaker 37 Thank you.

Speaker 37 That'll be all.

Speaker 28 Oh.

Speaker 22 So when they said dinner, they meant.

Speaker 5 Sort of a show.

Speaker 37 Wow, that was delicious, wasn't it?

Speaker 27 Hey, Mr.

Speaker 29 Robot Man, is this weird or fancy? What is this?

Speaker 6 It's a little column A, a little column B. All right.

Speaker 1 Wow. Thanks.

Speaker 22 Thanks for dinner. Thank you for dinner.

Speaker 21 How many bills?

Speaker 31 You could separate it.

Speaker 18 It's a bad thing. Oh, oh, wow.

Speaker 8 Okay. So just giving an itemized bill.
Okay.

Speaker 5 Gotta love the blove.

Speaker 2 Oh, man. Gotta love the blove.

Speaker 5 So a guest who has been in actually every season

Speaker 5 is John Robert Wilson as the grower mind of the keck.

Speaker 5 And season four was no different. Small cameo in the debate scene in 420, but we had a lot more material from the old grower mine than we used.
And so here,

Speaker 5 here's an outtake.

Speaker 7 Good. Great throw.

Speaker 1 Seth.

Speaker 2 Great throw.

Speaker 5 Thank you.

Speaker 16 Thank you.

Speaker 19 Droids will not be left after the grand assimilation.

Speaker 7 Are you assimilating droids now?

Speaker 33 Yes, we have learned to take in droids and make them into

Speaker 33 royal cyber drones. Oh, no.

Speaker 40 I am a waiver.

Speaker 25 Oh, no.

Speaker 40 I am a weaver.

Speaker 33 Still perfecting them. They still think they're weavers, but

Speaker 33 the genetic process is ongoing.

Speaker 40 I am a weaver.

Speaker 33 Going to kill this one now.

Speaker 16 Oh, no, geez.

Speaker 35 This is pretty grim here.

Speaker 8 Wowie.

Speaker 2 So here's one.

Speaker 2 I'll toot your horn for you here, Seth. We got a couple of Seth specials coming up.

Speaker 2 This one is from way back. I mean, it truly feels like years ago.
This is the opening scene from 401 where AJ and Nermit famously murder our favorite ice beast, Dale. Oof.

Speaker 6 Poor Dale, you monsters.

Speaker 1 Or, yeah, maybe.

Speaker 7 Shoots.

Speaker 14 Yes, shoots.

Speaker 3 Yeah, Dale is still technically missing.

Speaker 14 We're not positive.

Speaker 5 There are a lot of different pitches of how to get Dale into 420, and we just didn't believe I like to think he was there somewhere.

Speaker 3 He's there.

Speaker 4 Oh, sorry.

Speaker 7 He's there.

Speaker 2 But this is an extended scene between

Speaker 2 AJ and Nermit as they are fighting off the Corvian Ice Beast.

Speaker 2 I feel like without the extra sound design, it's just funny to hear a lot of your little interjections and stuff. So I like this one.
Here we go.

Speaker 26 AJ, I can't reach the pedal and the handlebars at the same time.

Speaker 2 Okay, you just get down at the pedal.

Speaker 19 I'm going to stand completely up and shoot at them.

Speaker 14 What?

Speaker 28 Full height.

Speaker 20 Let's do it. Let's get full height, baby.

Speaker 38 Okay, I'm on the accelerator. You're not crouching.
Explain how this steers.

Speaker 20 Yeah, I'm up. I'm all the way up.

Speaker 28 What?

Speaker 20 I'm shooting at him.

Speaker 36 Against all odds, it's working.

Speaker 35 Yeah, this is amazing.

Speaker 20 Hey, bro, you should try this. I can't let go of the pedal.

Speaker 35 Oh, right. You're small.

Speaker 20 Yeah. No! Someone has to push the pedal.

Speaker 14 All right.

Speaker 35 Hold the steering wheel. What? Steer.
No, I can't steal.

Speaker 20 All right, gonna lean back with a double gun execute.

Speaker 28 Let's do this!

Speaker 19 That was great. That was great.
I think we got one.

Speaker 24 Now it's up to you.

Speaker 35 I want you to try one.

Speaker 5 Yes, I want you to fire this.

Speaker 12 Do it.

Speaker 26 The kickback on this thing is going to...

Speaker 16 All right. Do it.

Speaker 18 Oh, yeah, you're right. Whoa.

Speaker 2 That was the moment you killed Dale.

Speaker 11 Who ended up editing that one?

Speaker 14 Seth edited that one, right?

Speaker 11 What was the thinking behind choosing to not include double gun execute, but virtually everything else from that sentence?

Speaker 14 Because that's a cool thing to say.

Speaker 3 Yeah, double gun execute is red. What are you doing, Seth?

Speaker 5 I made a bad decision. It should have been in.
I've regretted it every day cutting that line.

Speaker 2 That's a good example of something where I'm glad that you and Winston are so good at not only coming up with funny stuff for each of you to do, but like coming up with funny stuff that the two of you would do while riding one speeder.

Speaker 2 Like Nerman has to press the accelerator so AJ can stand up and turn around and like you wouldn't be able as a lured to like steer and press the accelerator at the same time.

Speaker 2 Like that's such a fun thing that like you could never get through sound design. Like it has to be something that the characters describe.

Speaker 6 Right. I love that.

Speaker 5 One of the funny things about performing this show is you often end up over-describing things just because it's audio, like saying things you would never see.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Yeah. Like,

Speaker 5 and we sometimes call it out where it's like, we can all see.

Speaker 6 Like,

Speaker 6 we all know that.

Speaker 16 Yeah, we're all looking at it.

Speaker 5 We're all looking at it too, but the only way for the listener to know is something like, whoa, it just doubled in size.

Speaker 28 We know,

Speaker 6 yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, another very, very great Seth scene is this is another scene that we sort of did twice.

Speaker 2 This is all the way back to season three, episode one,

Speaker 2 where Nermit, as Bermut Nundeloy, has separated from the crew, different characters, has separated from the crew and has taken on a residence at a local music venue venue/slash dive bar.

Speaker 2 And this was one of the passes at the scene that we did. This is the first time we did this scene, and

Speaker 2 I think we ended up having to redo it because Jeremy is so aggressive as a random character that despises Vermin Nundeloye in this scene. But I think it's very, very funny.

Speaker 8 But yeah.

Speaker 5 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for gathering around. Thank you for coming out.
It's a pleasure. It's always an honor.

Speaker 23 Play Dependence Day.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's the other reason we re-recorded is because in this version, there were too many people in the bar.

Speaker 7 I think we thought it would be funny if there was like nobody there.

Speaker 23 Play Dependence Day!

Speaker 23 Point Dependence Day!

Speaker 5 I'm not...

Speaker 5 Alright, this is a this is a hit. I'm sure you know.
I'm sure you know it.

Speaker 13 All right.

Speaker 5 One, two, three, four. Gonna ride a speeder, ride a speeder, ride a speeder, ride it all night.
Riding on a speeder because I'm Burma. Non the lawyer.

Speaker 5 Do you know it?

Speaker 35 No, what?

Speaker 20 Also, are you making fun of the emperor with that name?

Speaker 35 He's our emperor.

Speaker 5 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 35 I just think he's Nermit Bundaloy.

Speaker 30 We like what a bigot he is.

Speaker 5 All right, everyone. Guys,

Speaker 5 I know what can bring us together. I'm going to debut an original.

Speaker 8 All right.

Speaker 7 Come on, come on. Here we go.

Speaker 5 One, two, three, four.

Speaker 38 I used to ride on the bacher and jade.

Speaker 38 I used to ride so far, far away.

Speaker 28 Hey,

Speaker 38 I used to ride on the Bargerian Jade all night and all day.

Speaker 28 Who's this juking emo bullshit?

Speaker 7 What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 I was friends with the Bargerian Jade, the most famous holo star in all of Hollywood.

Speaker 28 Oh, yeah, right.

Speaker 16 I was.

Speaker 20 And you're playing here?

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 19 Why don't you juck my nuts?

Speaker 8 I.

Speaker 20 Yeah, juck his nuts!

Speaker 8 Juck his nuts! No! Juck his nuts!

Speaker 28 Absolutely not!

Speaker 36 I'm an artist. I'm a musician.
I'm a make it.

Speaker 35 Yeah, cool story, nerd.

Speaker 18 I used to fly

Speaker 8 sky high.

Speaker 5 Those songs were not in the final episode, but the ones that are are created in that same way, which is making shit up, and then Shane has to turn it into a song in the end.

Speaker 2 Shane creates a Grammy-worthy track for our ridiculous nonsense. But I would say that season four,

Speaker 2 we did that about as much as we've ever done it.

Speaker 2 We really put you through the ring restaurant on the song.

Speaker 5 We've got apartment, Shane.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 11 Yeah, especially the Bricks by Bricks episode, which was, what, 408, maybe?

Speaker 2 Yeah, something like that. Sure.

Speaker 11 This episode, there was a lot of music, but what was particularly tough about it is that, like, basically everyone agreed that Bricks was great and the song they were about to listen to was great.

Speaker 3 It was good music, and the whole galaxy thought it was good music.

Speaker 5 Right, go writ a hit song.

Speaker 11 Yeah, right, a hit song, which just instantly had me sweating because I was like, well, I'm going to try to make it as good as I possibly can with whatever Oscar ends up doing.

Speaker 11 In my head, like my reference for pop music that I feel like I can vaguely approximate is like the pop music that was around when I was in high school.

Speaker 11 So I was thinking like Timbaland produced produced like Justin Timberlake kind of stuff, right?

Speaker 9 Right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 Well, this is what I was working with, um, Seth's like first

Speaker 11 chopping together.

Speaker 33 I'm building you bricks by bricks,

Speaker 41 changing yourself in my image.

Speaker 14 I'm changing you bricks by bricks,

Speaker 41 change for me, change for me, change for me, change for me, bricks, by bricks,

Speaker 41 Change for me, change for me, change for me, change for me.

Speaker 2 And do you have the

Speaker 11 and then and then what I ended up doing is this

Speaker 11 bricks, by bricks,

Speaker 11 by bricks, by bricks.

Speaker 8 I'm building you, bricks, by bricks.

Speaker 8 GG, you're still in my image. I'm changing you, bricks, by bricks.

Speaker 8 change for me, change for me,

Speaker 8 change for me, change for me.

Speaker 11 Those are all Oscar's vocals. I set it up where like the pitch shifter on the voice I could control with the keyboard so I could basically just redo the melody.

Speaker 6 Oh, wow.

Speaker 11 Using like the bricks by bricks as like chords to me.

Speaker 18 I was like, oh, that's like a Timbalo move.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 6 It's so good. Yeah.

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Speaker 13 Yeah.

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Speaker 2 Now, Seth, you should have done it. I shouldn't have

Speaker 5 taken it from you. I should have.

Speaker 2 Should we get back to the clips?

Speaker 14 Sure.

Speaker 2 Well, you know, I said earlier that we almost never improvise to real music. And actually, I think the only there's only one exception to that,

Speaker 3 which is

Speaker 2 all the way back in season two,

Speaker 2 our episode with Yoni Lotan, who played the gilly guy, Pini Gorno. Yoni improvised 50 songs, like so many songs, and they were all so good.

Speaker 2 And they were all just like him, a cappella, doing insane shit.

Speaker 5 And by good, you mean...

Speaker 6 Hilarious. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Yes.

Speaker 2 Hilarious only.

Speaker 2 So after a string of really hilarious songs, we thought it would be funny. Like, what if Shane plays something?

Speaker 2 And Yoni improvises to that. So

Speaker 7 this is what happened.

Speaker 23 Can I just play you...

Speaker 23 I mean, you can play us one more song.

Speaker 22 You already clearly picked up your instrument.

Speaker 16 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 17 I just...

Speaker 41 Can I just play you one more song?

Speaker 22 I mean, you're idly strumming like you're not about to just break out into songs. I just do.
So free feel free to just follow through on you'd be cool.

Speaker 27 You'd be cool with that.

Speaker 12 Let me just let me just get the right chords here.

Speaker 12 Alright.

Speaker 12 If you could

Speaker 31 if you could step off on that space ledge, my friend

Speaker 39 You could cut space ties with all the space lies that you've been living in.

Speaker 23 And And

Speaker 23 if you could

Speaker 8 be your spy space friend, I would understand.

Speaker 18 I will be your space friend.

Speaker 11 Oh, I should go. One second.

Speaker 25 Wait, wait, don't look at me.

Speaker 32 I'm okay.

Speaker 5 Okay, one second.

Speaker 29 I mean, he's really self-conscious.

Speaker 8 With galactic rocks in my hand, how do I know what's a space guy

Speaker 23 gonna do tonight?

Speaker 25 No, that's not

Speaker 8 every space steam going.

Speaker 22 I feel like I'm pointing out the obvious here, but he's just blatantly ripping off another band.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 29 I wrote that song in Space College.

Speaker 2 That's clearly a song by Compound Eye Blind, and you know it.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I really could have cut that outtake out before my Compound Eye Blind.

Speaker 7 I refused.

Speaker 2 I really hope that our listeners at home have learned something about Mission to Zix today.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 11 And our listeners not at home as well.

Speaker 2 No, if you're not at home right now, you should be shamed, honestly. Stay home.

Speaker 3 Some people like to hold on to the business.

Speaker 6 There's a third wave. Okay, well, yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay, listen, for our listeners at home and those of you who are essential workers, I hope you learned something about Mission to Zix today.

Speaker 5 And to everyone who had been asking for more uncut clips, more behind-the-scenes stuff, happy now.

Speaker 6 I hope you enjoyed it.

Speaker 5 And for everyone who didn't ask, we're deeply sorry.

Speaker 2 They're not listening to this part.

Speaker 5 They certainly have turned it off by the few of you who didn't want this and still listen the whole way through.

Speaker 11 The people who are about to press send on that comment or tweet that says, this isn't as good as your other episodes. When are you going to give me more? We're out of season.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Just tweet those at Shane, but not the code for Green Chef.

Speaker 2 No, no, never.

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