420: The Unbearable Tightness of Bean [Season 4 Finale]

This is the season four finale of Mission to Zix.

Thank you for listening, for supporting the show, and for weathering this whack year with us.

So, it all comes down to this.

Probably.

I mean, Rod, who knows anything anymore?

Zima Knight Pleck Deck Setter has piloted a makeshift rocket straight into the writhing all-consuming inferno of the All Wheat,

destroying Tedronka's massive plastic containment device en route.

But unbeknownst to Pleck, the All Wheat's horrible power can only manifest once the Chosen One has entered.

It's almost as though Bino knew.

Meanwhile, the race for galactic leader nears its conclusion, and Commander Sisugundu prepares to debate with a trillionaire, a space pimp, and an enigmatic newcomer who seems...

totally normal.

Now, Captain Dar and the crew of the Bargerian Jade must set aside fear, focus their might, and ready their butt guns for the ultimate showdown.

Never has danger been this imminent or this confusing on their mission to zinc.

Well,

what AJ is trying to say through his grief as uh

Cleck launched himself into the All Wheat and now he's gone.

He's gone?

Which doesn't necessarily mean he's dead.

Who's to say whether Tillurian men survive?

Crossing even the horizon of the All Wheat and the associated spectrification that happens.

Come on, entering.

He's dead.

We all know it.

You don't know until you know.

There have been many people in my past who've told me that they're dead.

They call me up and they're like, by G, I'm dead.

Never call me again.

Turns out, years later, they were alive.

Is that true?

Wait, did he tell anyone that he was dead before he went in there?

Did he do that?

Can we just roll the footage one more time?

Roll the footage.

See, he pulled his butt gun on you.

Just do it.

Roll the footage, goddammit.

Push the gun aside here and.

Wait, are you

about the action figure?

It's all grief, man.

And then there's sort of a blaze when he enters the old meat, and who knows what happens?

No hesitation.

He just

straight in there.

Straight.

You will find yourself asking why in moments like this.

That's

very cool.

I feel awful.

Captain Darr, I bet you feel really bad because you remember how Papa's last words to you was like a heartfelt apology and you were all like, not now, Fleck.

You remember that?

That was like probably the last thing you said to him.

Okay.

Look at that shit.

Would I be crying?

I would have cried too.

So, allow me to just activate my empathy protocol here.

Do you see this pile of tramps that he's left on?

I should have given him one of the mattresses.

Inject his stuff into space.

We just

put it out there.

What are you talking about?

You know, like a tracking fob.

Like, I'm like, oh, better set the fob.

Wait.

I have a tracking fob of fuck everyone.

What do you mean, a light everyone?

I don't know, I get like a fob and I activate the fob and I track

complicated technology.

My dear AJ,

the light of my life, AJ.

Alright, now we know who Bargie's favorite is, even though I was pretty certain it was me up till now.

Oh, it's just beeping.

That means, you know, he's.

Oh, okay.

That means that he's

alive.

They only go out when you die.

You kidding?

Plex still alive?

Oh, no.

We knew it.

We knew it the whole time.

I knew it the whole time.

I saved you.

I totally knew it.

Why wouldn't you just check the fog first?

We've got a whole room of them, see?

Look.

He's the person.

Boy, that was a lot of beeping.

Yeah, that's carefree.

Get rid of some of these fucks.

Wait, I always just said that beeping was like an ambient bargey noise.

Yeah, I don't beep.

I don't believe in beepa.

Believe in beeping.

I don't beep.

Second,

welcome back to the first end for the finals debate for Galactic Leader.

I am, of course, your

week, former number one cyborg announcer, former celebrity John Sui limiting career ready to

politics.

Let's head to our next question.

What will you do as Galactic Leader to resuscitate the flagging, crushed economy of the galaxy?

Ten Ranka at the stage.

Now, of course, Ranka Cybernetics Corporation has been doing a lot since the beginning to create jobs.

My factories and plastic mines rate highest in the galaxy's job satisfaction service sisu gunu under the sisu gundu policy borders will be open for trading because i ultimately believe as different as we may be in how we look how we act how we smell inside of us we're all the same keep it tight and make you clear nasty

I have noticed as of late that people are going hungry, and that is terrible.

You should be like us on the Zank system, wherein sex work is the work of the day.

And I will be spreading this experiment galaxy-wide.

And

I believe you're right.

And of course, don't forget our fourth candidate,

Alan Chest Thomper.

When you elect me, Alan Chest Thomper, as leader of the galaxy, everyone will have a job.

Uh-huh.

You're gonna leverage that.

The people are ready for an infestation of new values.

Can I just bring up the fact that he only has appeared during this debate?

He's not been part of the race this entire time.

I just feel it's a little unfair.

Kill me!

bow before the undying will of the grower mind.

This is television, people.

I will finish my answer unburdened by a perfect facade.

I will now promise you, you will never fear death.

You will never go hungry, and you will not be without purpose in the sword.

Man, this audience is like 30% kick.

Can I just point out that he didn't fill out the proper paperwork?

The word keck and grower mine are not in any of the forms.

Sorry, I see.

Um, he's who?

I'm sorry, my friend.

I'm in the literally in the middle of a debate right now.

You're doing great, I think.

Um,

I'm sorry, everyone, I've gotten some upsetting news.

Um,

it appears the all-wheat has taken my

son.

And it is my duty as a mother and hopefully future galactic leader, please vote to save my

son.

Wow.

As father of trillions of children, I can empathize.

But don't worry, I will still be present in this debate.

Please direct all my questions to my hologram.

Well, folks, this has been crazy, and that is not up for debate.

Okay, AJ, the tracking fuck.

Where is he?

Okay.

He is.

He's in that direction.

Okay, well, that's the only.

AJ even fucking is inside the old parking can withstand the massive amount of stress it would put on the coal.

What?

We gotta go in there and get him.

AJ's right.

Wait, what?

I'm right?

Yeah, we gotta get him.

Can we put our hands in the middle?

And, like, say that we're all gonna do it?

I think this is, like, an imminent death kind of thing.

I don't know whether this is like a team celebration thing.

Listen, guys.

I love you all.

I think you're all great, but my career is starting to boom as a writer.

Okay?

I'm a writer now.

It's a hard life, a lonely life.

But my words are getting said.

So, long story short, I'm not.

I'm not it.

Y'all have fun.

I'll drop you off.

You'll drop us off?

So, are we doing the hands thing or not?

Because my hands do not.

You guys quiet down.

I gotta take this call.

Wait, what did Donkey do on set?

Wow.

That's yeah, that's illegal.

Oh, uh,

you said I was responsible?

Uh-huh.

And what now?

I thought I heard you said fired.

Okay, well, nice chatting with you.

Whatever's happening, I'm in.

Hollywood twist.

So, wait, we're gonna kill ourselves if that's what's happening.

All right, rest your mission into a terrible all-week.

Let's do this.

This is gonna be great.

All right, AJ, hands in, everyone.

Yeah, all right, let's do this.

Let's hands in.

Well, I don't have hands, but I mean,

it's a little heavier.

Right.

Of course, how we can discuss this later.

Should we feel bad that we threw away most of Plex stuff?

Yeah.

Hey, don't tell him about the groom.

I was just.

We never would be.

Yeah, I didn't want to.

Jack and Darren have an incoming transmission from temporary emergency on the serial negotiations, missions operations manager.

Nermit on the lower.

Hey, Nermit.

I'm suicide.

What's required?

Your mission is to take Cecil Can do it to the all week.

It's a suicide mission.

No, actually, that's uh we're fine with that, actually.

You are?

We kind of planned it.

That's fine.

Yes, you did me.

What?

Hello?

When look at your cashier, Timpy.

Timpy?

How are you calling from the other side of Planet Glove?

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What?

Wow, that's a small number of croon.

Even for me, a single-celled organism in a fedora, that's worth giving up my phone and contacts, Timpy.

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Whoa, my goodness.

I'll arm wrestle to that if I had arms.

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Let me get that trick.

Mintmobile.com slash zix, you said?

Yes, correct.

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Wow.

Now, if we could just defeat this rotting bread roll that's menacing us from the shelf above.

Oh, the horrific small weed!

I'm missing eyes switching sockets.

My shorts are on the inside of my body.

I can hear the stuff and taste the space.

Are you real?

Am I real?

Great question.

We're the realest we've ever been, man.

Are you in the All Week 2?

Oh, yeah, we came a few, you know, a few months ago, I think.

I mean, who knows?

We sent you a letter.

No, I didn't.

We sent a bunch of letters to friends being like, hey, here's

I'm sorry, physical letters on paper you said?

Yeah, yeah.

Printed to future, man.

Yeah.

Okay.

Wink was like, hey, don't you think that the all-week play?

Yeah.

Wait, stay what you said.

Hey.

Yeah.

And I was like, what?

Then Wink was like, don't you think the all-weight is like the ultimate high?

Don't you think you say it's like the ultimate high?

Yeah, yeah, that's what I said.

And then, yeah, and I was like, yeah.

We like hijacked a foil launcher, bit of Phoenix's face off, and shot ourselves into the all-week, man.

Some time ago.

It's kind of squishy here, man.

Don't worry about it.

Yeah.

You guys came to the all weed to get high?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a natural high, brah.

I don't.

This is very

unnatural to me.

What?

You mean that time and space and reality itself is folding on itself?

You think that's unnatural?

Oh, that was aughty of

you, brah.

You know, just every time's a little squishy.

You have to be.

What?

I need to find the Emperor.

I need to find Bino.

Oh, the Emperor's real cool, man.

Absolutely.

But hey, we're doing a rave.

We're going to a rave in the ruins of Jackaw, like, later on, if you want to, like, come.

There are other people here, like, alive here?

I mean, are we alive?

That's a good question, Samoa.

Great question.

Samoa ain't always asked some of these questions.

Wing.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

Okay.

I can't believe I'm saying this in the middle of like a psychedelic transdimensional plane, but I gotta go.

I'll see you guys later.

Okay, bye.

Bye.

But seriously, what?

What?

No, but what?

No, but like.

What?

What?

What?

No, but what I'm saying is what.

What?

Alright, we got Susie Gundo on board.

Set a perimeter.

Let's do this.

Set the perimeter.

I'll be right right back.

Perimeter.

Miss Gundu, I don't know if I need to come necessarily on this mission with you.

I mean, you are an important member of not only the crew,

but I'm going to say it my life now.

Oh, geez, that's amazing.

So, the temp to perm process is that

temp to fam.

And you're currently still on temp, but you're going to get to fam very fast.

I'm telling you.

Great.

Ex-Smarce at the Gundu house.

Wow.

Was that?

Was that a promotion?

Perimeter is secured.

Perimeter is secured.

This is a turpent.

Actually, I'm hoping that's the one.

Hold on, it's my turn.

Here you go.

Okay, it's hard to hold the boom and the teleprompter.

Okay.

IQ.

That is disrespectful for at least half of the population.

Am I right, ladies?

Very good.

Very good.

Thank you.

The crowd went wild over that one.

Wow.

Excellent work, darling.

I mean, what?

Commander Gundu.

AJ2884.

That's me.

It's incredibly

good to see you.

Well, it's always good to see a hard-working crew.

Everyone, give your hand for yourself.

And thank you so much for taking me to the All Wheat.

My son Centurion is currently inside of the Allweet.

Caesar, I'm so sorry.

It is very hard.

hard.

There's not many things that could crack me.

And it is my job to go with.

We gotta save that kid.

Right?

Who's with me?

We're saving the kid.

That's part of the mission now.

Luckily, we have a tracking fob on him, so we know he is still alive.

And we're gonna go get him.

And I've got a debate question about healthcare in three, two, one.

Go.

Definitely.

Everyone will receive it.

Thank you very much.

And cut.

We're getting a lot lot of information out of this today.

If I can get a navigation update as to how far we are to the all-wheat,

this is Captain Hark.

Hardcast,

whoa, Hark!

Darn, remember getting chucked up his hyperdrive?

Don't bring that around.

What's wrong with you?

This is awesome.

Hark, we're so glad to have you back.

Can you give me even more details?

We're mere moments away from from entering this boiling engine of death.

What you're about to see and hear may not make any rational sense.

Your noses may start to bleed uncontrollably, but my time slicing through different dimensions and realities has prepared me for this moment like no other in my life.

Seems like I guess that means we're nearby.

I think that means we're nearby.

We are close, yes.

Okay.

Bargary Jade, I'm sending you a flight path that I need you to follow to the letter.

Should you deviate for even a single moment, you could risk spiraling off into the edge of the Triticosphere and being atomized instantly.

Wait, what?

My nose is bleeding.

Um, excuse me, AJ, you don't mind step doing a step back.

No,

no, no, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

I just.

Rod damn it, Caesar!

I can't hide it anymore.

It's me, Jesus.

Let's go get our son.

Come on,

Rolfus.

That's right.

It's me.

And by the way, I'm still in love with you.

Went down this way.

Okay, and we're, and it's three, two, one,

taxes.

I'm gonna just shake her head.

No, here.

Okay, great.

Got it.

You just knew that it was taxes?

Yeah, you should always say no new taxes.

Just even if you know you're gonna have to raise them, but

Emperor Ball Wheat.

That was very scary and disorienting.

Yeah.

So that's the whole kind of

you know, that's kind of what we're going for here.

What is this place?

This is the all-week baby.

Yeah, I know that

part.

Yeah, I guess.

It's like bigger than a ball wheat.

What?

You don't like the name?

I don't love the name.

Okay, pitch me a better one.

Yeah, how about the um

the bean hole?

Really?

That's better.

Yeah,

how are you, my nemesis?

How?

You know what?

I don't need I came.

I launched myself into this place to confront you.

Oh, that's right.

You did.

You walked right into my trap.

Your trap?

Uh, yeah.

Because you have to have a purpose.

You're the chosen one.

That's right.

So you came into the all we and right into my plan.

It's perfect.

Where are we?

This is...

This is Ranga 6.

Well, I am all-powerful now, thanks to you.

So I thought I'd take you someplace you're comfortable.

You can make it look like we're on Ranga 6?

What about all-powerful then you get?

We are on Ranga 6.

It's not an illusion?

No.

No, I'm not like a magician or something.

I have power.

I just wanted you to be comfortable in your home.

When you destroy the galaxies.

I destroy-

you're going to destroy the galaxy.

I'm here to defeat you, finally, once and for all.

Right, right.

You will destroy the galaxy.

What

are you talking about?

I'll tell you.

We need an avatar of the whack.

A little rude, but that's me.

We need an agent of chaos and cosmic power.

That's Bino.

And then the third ingredient is the avatar of the fresh, which for some jucking reason is you, buddy.

So...

Endgame.

Well, this avatar was chosen to fresh your jucking ass off, you dick.

You gonna fresh me?

What?

Get ready to taste my dinglehopper.

No, go!

Why did you do that?

No weapons, right?

We're just talking.

We're just jawing.

So, you know, what's going on out in the greater galaxy, buddy?

Is it the election going on?

I don't really like to follow politics or read anything about it.

I don't know what the election is going on, Balwee.

Oh, yeah.

And you know, once I defeat and destroy you, Sisu's gonna win, and she's gonna rebuild this galaxy and fix everything that you destroyed.

Yeah, okay, she could win, or this could happen.

What?

Nothing happened that time.

What was the...

Oh, I just changed the outcome of the election.

From here?

Yeah.

The election's not for three more days.

Right, well, time is kind of squishy here.

Let's change it again.

Okay, that was less impressive because I just have to trust that you did that.

Well, I mean, yeah, but.

Okay, well, I changed it back.

No, you didn't.

I could have.

No, you'd never know.

You didn't.

What are you talking about?

Oh, I did it again.

No, you're just snapping.

You're just snapping.

No, I'm changing reality.

Look, here's a little...

Watch.

Watch me draw a circle with my finger, and now you can look inside.

And in a stunning upset, allergy eyedrops has carried the majority of the galactic vote.

Allergy eyedrops.

Get it's old allergy eye drops day to day.

I have no plans.

Wait,

you use that power to open a portal to a news broadcast?

You're essentially opening a portal to a television for us to watch.

You know, it's the simplest way to show you.

What do you want me to do?

Do you want me to completely rip you in half with my mind?

Do you want me to do that?

Because I can do it.

If you do.

Yeah, I put you back together.

Now do we need to.

Is it weird that I'm doing a news broadcast now, buddy?

Okay, okay

and against all odds a tiny criminal has won the galactic vote.

A tiny criminal is his name?

Everybody gets a tiny knife

conference stealing the microphone.

Okay.

Okay.

In a stunning reversal, a long-dead ship, the Blazing Rochester, has come back to life and become leader of the galaxy.

Okay, all right, okay.

Oh, oh, you are gonna love this one.

I mean, what is sure to go down is one of the most unusual things.

I get it, I get it, okay?

All right, all right.

Listen, listen, the point is, babe, you are the final ingredient, and you're here.

I couldn't do any of this before you arrived, but listen, what we're gonna do is fantastic.

We're gonna remake the galaxy.

What do you mean remake the galaxy?

Listen, it's not gonna be some evil thing.

We're not gonna be enslaving anybody.

I'm not the kind of guy who needs a bunch of ships like an Armada.

I just want one planet.

Just one planet.

You know what?

Fine.

I'm going to destroy everything else.

I'm going to get rid of all the other planets.

What?

With all their aliens and their kind of strange languages and the weird bug creatures and stuff like right?

Like get them over.

Get rid of them.

No, that's what makes the galaxy the galaxy.

you have the power to remake the galaxy and you're gonna erase everything but one planet yeah because it'll be people like you and me just tellurians and it's all

suburbs

suburbs as far as it's all tellurian suburbs as far as the eye can see because those cities can be dangerous cities can be dangerous they can be right you live in a black hole

All right, I'm up.

What did I miss?

Nermit, fill me in.

It's going great.

People took your stoic silence as as very leaderworthy when you were just ignored these questions great wonderful uh Rolfus

it's

it's been a while now that's uh again

good to see you you've what kept it tight

indeed I did wait a minute you've also uh kept it tight

but I will say that your own tightness and I will say you've never been as tight as this moment will not distract me, Rolfus.

We are over.

Done.

And my job now is to bring unity to this galaxy.

Sisu, my darling, I have traversed nebula and galaxies.

I have fended off countless foes to be with you here today.

The live polling is growing

through.

The voters love this.

The sexual tension between these two right now.

To save our son, who we brought forth from our very loins.

This is not AJ.

Definitely not.

AJ does not know the word loins, nor does he have them.

He's loinless.

Wait, if you're Rolfus, where is AJ?

What?

I.

Who, the Clint?

Yeah, the Clint!

I waylaid him and replaced him back on Corvus.

Would you say waylaid?

What does that mean?

You know, I.

You shoot him?

No, like AJ!

No, I didn't shoot him.

I stunned him and then.

The perimeter check.

Right.

The perimeter check was like eight seconds.

What are you talking about?

I moved fast.

So I'm sorry, your friend is back on Corvus.

He won't be accompanying you on this mission.

My sweet AJ.

What?

Hello, you!

Oh, is that me?

It's AJ!

Is he in a bubble of

goo?

I put some all-purpose goo and stuff to Barty.

Incredibly resourceful.

Ah, AJ, I am so proud of you.

Thank you, but like, it's getting kind of cold, and my harbor's not really built for this long in space, and I'm kind of getting a little lightheaded.

I'm just gonna see you on lieutenants here.

Wow, I just got some good news.

I've been rehired.

Apparently, Donkey's five-hour death scene is the best thing that's happened in modern cinema.

Wow.

Bargie, that is great.

Bargie's back, baby.

It's great.

All right, guys, I'm gonna drop you off here.

And that's it.

We're about to hit the event horizon of the all-week.

So if there's any personnel hanging on to the side of your ship, you better get them back inside right now.

Is that a standard announcement?

Oh, no, that was just my attempt at levity.

Is there actually someone hanging on to the outside?

No, no, we have two crew members out there.

Can we hold off on the whole like event horizon thing for a sec?

Or

Well, hello there, Captain Darr and the crew of the Bargerian Jade,

and especially my cherished Clint AJ2884.

This is Miss Janelle Fitzmire with the privilege of calling you today.

You all must be out on a mission which I trust will be both enjoyable and safe.

I, for one, will be delighted when this election is over and done with.

You know, Ted Ronka really had my loyalty.

But did you see that a renegade managed to explode Mr.

Ronka's special machine?

Well, now I'm back to undecided.

Perhaps that handsome IQQ will earn my check mark.

He certainly has some fascinating ideas about romance.

On that note, what I'm most excited about these days is Dead Sea,

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I'm blushing.

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That has certainly been the case with me and Gary, my gentleman friend.

I hope that isn't TMJ.

That means too much, Janelle.

It's just a little joke for you.

I like to keep things light.

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Can you believe it?

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Well, I guess that's it.

Kiss, kiss, hug, hug.

Platonically, of course, because Carrie is a singular light in my sensual journey.

Miss Janelle Fitzmaire.

Hello?

Oh no.

Yeah, I'm definitely dead.

I'm dying.

Sorry.

I was just kind of in shock of what I'm seeing.

I hope all of my exes are feeling really terrible right now.

Uh.

Hey, Barge.

I'm hearing the voices of all the people who used to be inside of me.

Barge, I think we're on a river.

Oh, dog, I miss you.

No, we're really here.

So wait, I'm not.

Just to clarify, I'm not

dead.

No, I don't think so.

Chuck, I just sent off a bunch of terrible emails again.

Oh, boy.

Oh.

Sorry, sorry, don't read these.

Arch, Arch.

Can you hear us?

I'm I'm alright.

This little fighter was barely hanging on by a thread as it was.

This river of protoplasm is hardly the repair job it needs.

That's good, Hark.

We need you up here, because quite frankly, this crew all has been like talking about how they thought they were dead.

Excuse me,

Rolfus.

That is my crew that you're talking about.

Do you not remember?

This crew has done an amazing job.

These guys are chuckleheads.

They're just idiots.

We used to make fun of them behind their back.

Well, they've been here for me, Rolfus.

Unlike some other people who've decided to disappear and play dress-up with their new clone friends.

How dare you?

How dare you?

But you're right.

You're right.

I know I failed you.

Failed Centurion.

But that's over.

And truly, this crew is.

They're like

pretty bargain-bin dummies.

These are heroic, upstanding citizens of the galaxy who are going to help me bring it together and also get my son.

Sorry, I just wanted to punctuate Sisu tooting our horn by actually tooting my horn.

Uh uh hey Bargie, uh, could we let C and AJ in now?

Yeah, I'm kind of getting hit by this, like, second down with stuff, you guys.

Like, it kind of gives me an exchange pretty bad.

Okay, these are the things.

Now, Rolf, what is it that you're doing here?

What do you want from me?

Listen, I want us to be a

happy family again.

When have you ever said those words before?

Yeah, you're right.

Never.

Never.

But I'm here now.

Listen, I'm not saying I'm a good man.

I'm a bad man.

You're a bad man.

I'm really bad.

You're so bad.

I'm just no good.

You're so bad.

They're way past nose to nose.

They're basically just shouting into each other's open mouths.

Steamy.

Let's move past this and save our son.

I can't wait till we

talk.

Whoa, she just flicked him with her tongue.

Real nerd move.

Hey, guys, what are I bitter?

Oh, wait.

I wouldn't worry about it.

Nothing big.

Right.

Hey, why am I in here?

Chuck.

Did I get hit by one of those psychedelic things a little too hard?

Why am I looking at myself?

Oh, I'm dead.

Cool, I'm looking at myself.

No.

Talking to Sisu.

Why would there be two of you if you're dead?

I'm a goo-go-go-go-ghost.

No, no, no.

Guess I can.

Where is C-53?

Uh, he's gone.

What?

Yeah.

What?

Oh, I have his cube, but I have the cube, so I should have said that.

Should have said that.

Should have said that right up front.

His body disintegrated in the all-week, like, psychedelic waves and junk.

But the cube is here, so we just gotta put him in a frame or something, I guess.

I'm not entirely sure that's necessary, okay?

Gas!

What?

I don't know what the characteristics are of the realm we are currently inside, but I don't seem to need a frame to do anything.

Well,

stop twisting it.

Listen, the galaxy is a place full of real people.

It's not your plaything, okay?

There are trillions of people and species with their own lives,

and you're just gonna throw it all away?

Yeah, well, I control the stuff, and I control the space, and you can't do anything.

In fact, you're actually facilitating facilitating it.

So...

What part am I playing in this?

You have to, you know, be a part of this little thing I have with Bino.

Is that like a...

Is that a ripple?

It's not.

It's like a fixed thing.

It's not a sex thing, if that's what you're asking.

You said it's part of a thing with me and Bino.

I meant it to be a thing.

It can be a parting thing.

It's mostly business.

Wait, if it's mostly business, what's the rest of it?

Well, there's an emotional element.

You'd think there's not an emotional element?

We're partners.

Okay.

But if there's emotional...

Hold on, do you want there to be a sex element to this?

No.

Okay.

No.

I've seen Bino's nipples, and I know

that it's hard for some people to ignore.

He leads with them, so the nipples cause her to enter the room before he does.

Absolutely.

With the three of us together, we can have ultimate power to recreate the galaxy in any way we choose.

First, we have to destroy it.

Why do you have more power in this situation than I do?

I'm the avatar of the fresh.

Logically, we would have equal power heading in opposite directions.

I instituted the whole whole thing, therefore, I get a little bit more.

So, everybody's equal, but some of us are a little more equal.

But anyway, so in a thrupple, ideally, we all have equal...

It's not even a friends with benefits.

Hold on.

So we're in a kitchen, right?

Yeah, okay.

You are this Garfon egg, right?

Okay.

You entered the all-wheat, which is this pancake batter, right?

Uh-huh.

The egg is part of the batter.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm going to run out of here.

Okay, go for it.

See you later.

Oh, of course, it goes right into the...

Yeah.

Yeah.

The same side of the.

No, you're here now.

You're not escaping.

It's over.

The egg cannot say, you can't keep me here.

I'm leaving.

Okay.

Well, I'll fight you.

Okay, go for it.

Oh!

Wow, that punched me in the face when I punched you.

Right.

Ow!

Like I said,

you done.

It's over.

So if you can do it, and I have no power to stop you, why haven't you done it already?

Because I wanted to explain it.

I liked an audience.

Is that so wrong?

So it is a sex thing.

It's not a sex thing.

You like an audience?

That's a weird thing to say.

No, Pleck.

Pleck, I don't think you understand.

What?

I already did all of this.

The galaxy has been destroyed.

What?

What?

What?

In the future.

I've already done it in the future.

Wait, what?

So you haven't done it yet?

No, but I'm doing it in the future.

So I have done it.

You know what I mean?

So

you haven't done it yet.

I've done it.

But it's not.

In the future.

You didn't let me finish.

You didn't let me finish.

I've done it in the future.

The future hasn't happened yet.

Time and space.

So

what are you talking about?

Are you just describing a plan?

No, I'm saying that I have to do it.

Be honest with me.

I have control on time and space.

Right.

And so I did it in the future.

I haven't done it yet.

But is that just a fancy way of saying that you have a plan?

Yes, I have a very meticulous, well-laid-out plan.

You've walked right in, by the way.

And now my perfectly laid plan can wait.

Dad, this is where you Justin, wait, what are you what are you doing here?

What are you doing in daddy's dolly?

I have something really important to tell you.

It's so important I have to tell you it right now.

Justin, Daddy is trying to seduce his nemesis right now.

So it is a sex thing.

It's not a sex thing.

Seduction happens in different.

You could use any word other than I'm erasing your mouth just for a minute

Okay, buddy

what's something really important, okay?

Okay, is it more important than me remaking the galaxy?

Okay, okay, because dad's got some stuff.

You know what like recently it's been like really hard

Okay, what's been hard, bud?

What's been hard?

Literally everything is hard, dad everything is hard.

Alright, Eddie.

Dad, it's been so hard.

What are you dealing with, buddy?

What?

If you don't get it, you don't get it.

Okay.

But I found someone who got me.

Okay.

This is the love of my life.

What?

This is Centurion.

Daddy.

Hey, what's up?

I'm Centurion.

Centurion Tittle.

Uh, hi.

Uh.

Oh, my Rod.

Why don't you get along with him?

I didn't mind.

It means so much to me right now.

Justin, how did you get in here?

Daddy's not corporeal right now.

Dad, we're getting married.

And we're getting married right now because we're spoiling love.

Wait, you have to.

Dad, we need your blessing right now.

Hey, Centurion is the child of one of the people who's trying to stop daddy.

I know, Dad, but at the end of the day, love is love.

And there's nothing I can do to stop it.

What was the last thing that you said, buddy?

And there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Pleck, what did you just hear from Justin?

I think he said there's nothing you can do to stop it.

That's what I heard.

Is that what it is?

Yeah, nothing I can do to stop it.

I'm gonna assume that you said there's nothing I can do to stop it.

Getting married.

Yeah, but that's fine.

You know what?

That's fine.

I'm happy for you.

Can you just wait two minutes?

I just have to deal with a work thing real quick.

We're getting married here and we're getting married now.

Who's gonna marry you, bud?

What?

What?

What's up?

Hey, David.

David took a class online and he came here.

I have my card somewhere.

Oh, yeah, you're clergy.

Get it?

Is he?

Is that cool?

But I need your blessing, and I want you to want me down the aisle.

What, buddy?

I am this close to ripping David's skin off with my mind.

So everyone, welcome.

It's such an exciting day

here.

It's the Centurion and Justin and this guy.

Yeah.

So wait, if you're in too much of a hurry to let your son get married right now, you don't have power over time and space, right?

I'm just gonna take your mouth back.

And the day they met, I knew that that was gonna be a lot of time.

I can only do this one at a time?

I thought that I had more power than that.

Ah, wow.

You know, I'll pick up where you left off, David.

You know, in times like these, it's always important for two hands.

No, both mouths.

Both mouths.

Oh, two hands.

Got it.

Hey, buddy, Justin.

Justin.

What?

Can we do this after Daddy remakes the galaxy?

Mr.

Bullwheet,

yes.

You know, I know our families have had their

differences, but I just want you to know that I love your son, and I will cherish him in this galaxy, in the galaxy that you choose to remake, or whatever the galaxy I'll cherish.

Cherish Justin.

Thank you, Centurion.

Thank you.

Okay, mouths back.

I forgot the rings.

Can I melt him?

Can I melt him?

Would anybody be upset if I melted him?

I'd be all that upset.

Honestly.

I just, I, they were on my dresser, and.

I say, who is David?

I, you got me.

I'm all-knowing, but I still don't quite understand how David fits into all this.

David was my boss of the Blue Julius.

Dad, yeah.

I'm kind of.

I try to have like a mellow with my people who report to me.

Hey guys, so what's your call number?

I don't have a call number.

Oh, okay.

Just want to tell you, like, keep your head on a swivel because there's some guy knocking people out, throwing them on out of the.

Just be careful.

Team, we need to focus.

You're ready.

The sound is coming from the ethers everywhere.

Yeah, you're in stereo, bud.

Oop, horse hat.

No, don't grab that.

Don't put that in your mouth.

Whoa.

Oh, no.

The baby swallowed it.

And we saw HH.

I'm still

okay.

But Horse Hat, are you okay?

I'm a good parrot.

Actually,

again, not 100% sure of the rules here, but I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, I sort of got I can do this arm.

You can do the arm?

I seem to be able to control it in some respect.

Horsette, is this okay with you?

That's your plan all along, buddy?

Of course that I will treat this body with respect.

Okay, the robots in control of the baby.

Let's move on.

Let's do this.

Kruk, now we are all here for one reason, and one reason only.

To save Pleck.

My son.

Oh, you think of Pleck as your son?

No, our son's Centauric.

I can't.

Okay.

All I want is for us to find my son and sure, your friend, and get out of here.

Is that all you want, Rolf?

Is that really all you want?

That's what I want right now.

They're basically fused at this point.

I think I could probably take that guy.

I don't have the call number right.

Yeah.

Everything you're going to do before you do it, I would assume.

Hey, bro, why

I'm the security officer on this ship, and I'm also maybe

Sisu's love interest.

We've got a real will they won't they going on, so get your chucking mouth away from her mouth, man.

Ironically, their mouths are very close now.

What's your name again?

Rolfus Tittle.

That sounds like white noise to me, bro.

So, why don't you get out of my face?

You know what?

My face is your face.

Okay, so just

So I don't know.

Listen, I don't know.

I just know that you need to be taught a lesson.

So let's do this.

I got some meditation moves to show you, brah.

You know what?

Fine.

Fine.

Why would he agree to this?

They are nude.

There's no.

They're just wrestling each other.

Wait.

You know,

I may be

a sentient cube floating around inside a giant child, but even I know this isn't a terrible idea.

That cliff's got something weird where his planks should be.

I'm gonna kick it.

Well,

not a bad strategy, actually.

Didn't predict that move, did you, Rolfist?

All right, okay, enough, enough.

Listen, let's focus on the task at hand.

We have to find my son.

We've got to find my favorite.

I've got my son's fob.

Oh, my God.

My son's fob is pointing in that direction.

Lucky that it's the same direction.

Yeah, actually, the same direction.

It seems like we might all be

working on the same project here.

I guess we go in that direction.

Because even in a weird, reality-warped protoplasm, the fob don't lie.

Where did you get all these fobs anyway?

I don't understand where everyone's got all these fobs on, so so you got a fob guy.

I don't actually think we get to control the direction we're headed right now, anyway.

Yeah, things are getting dark and the lightning's getting red.

That can't be good, right?

It's like storms are brewing from every point in the distance.

It's a wonderful sign.

It means we're getting closer.

You've been here before?

How did you even know?

I can tell Centurion's footsteps from anywhere.

Seems like the ultimate tracking fob is a mother's love.

No, no, I've got the ultimate fob.

It's Chia.

You guys want to see?

Come on.

AJ, this is like a surfboard.

This is totally impractical.

What are you tracking?

He doesn't track anything, it's just FOD.

It's like the novelty fob from the store.

What?

Yeah, they had it outside the fob store, but they let it.

It's just a display?

A giant display fob?

Daddy melted David.

Okay, buddy, listen.

We're gonna do the wedding.

I just need to be able to clear the distractions away.

That's all I need, bud.

Once I get all the distractions away, we'll be fine.

We'll be fine.

What?

The juck this is.

Budge!

Buddy!

What?

Well, I guess they say any crush, you could walk away from right friend.

Hey, wow, hard tarnigast.

Looks like your pancake batter just got a couple more ingredients, huh?

Whoa, Papa's still alive.

I totally thought he was dead.

Hey, guys.

You are in so much trouble, Pleck.

I can't even begin.

Uh.

Oh, good nose, Pleck's alive.

Yeah, we see.

Hey, everybody.

Why does Horse Hat have C53's voice?

You don't get to ask the questions, Pleck.

I get to ask the questions.

Okay, all right.

How are you?

Are you okay?

Are you safe?

I am.

I am.

I'm great.

I'm great.

We're doing it.

We're doing it.

We're doing what?

We're here together fighting the Emperor, the ultimate evil.

We're really sticking it to him.

You're joking Bali.

What?

No.

He's not.

I don't.

Who.

Why is everyone automatically sounded like a sex thing?

It's not a sex thing.

I mean, we merged.

Sure.

He's very defensive about it.

Okay.

Okay.

Hey, gang.

Yeah, no, AJ, I don't think that's gonna work.

Yeah, he's like all powerful.

He's sort of impervious.

Yeah, impervious.

Yeah, it's almost like we shouldn't have come in here at all.

Where's Centurion?

Centurion?

Mom?

Oh, I'm right here.

Honey, you're here.

Come into my bosom.

Are you okay?

Is your head okay?

Let me look at your ears.

Let me look at your mouth.

Let me look at your toes.

I was so worried about you.

I was like, what's gonna happen?

I left the campaign behind.

You are my only son.

Mom, I'm getting married today.

I'm getting married to Justin.

Hello, Justin.

Hi, Mrs.

Gundoo.

It's so good to see you in a different location.

Listen, I approve of the wedding.

Well, we're going to watch it.

But why are we doing it today, and why are we doing it in the Allweed?

Hey, gang, everyone, who's here?

Let's get a quick headcount.

Who's here?

Everyone, just sound off real quick.

See, Sue.

Star.

Justin.

Plec deck setter.

Centurion.

By Jerry and Jay.

Right, that's.

Queen of the sky.

Developer of content.

Right, guys.

So what I'm saying is the only

Rolfus Tittle.

Oh, hey, Rolfus.

Yeah, yeah, the point.

Park Colophanto,

reporting him.

Right, the only bundle, the real one, the original.

Oh, boy.

So yeah, here's my point.

The only one who should be in here is Plexaniel over there.

That's and me

and Bino, the cosmic agent of chaos.

That's all that should be in the all of these right now.

Where is Bino?

Beato?

Where's Bino?

I miss Bino.

Bino's, you know, around.

Where is Bino?

All of it is Bino.

All this is Bino.

Makes sense.

The point is, now that I have you...

Don't you understand?

Centurion's parents are here.

Now we have to do the wedding, Dad.

Okay, okay, that's right.

Yes, we're doing the wedding now.

Let's just get everyone married so I can destroy the galaxy and remake a planet and melt all of you.

Who wants to get married?

What?

No.

We're here here to stop you.

Sisu, if you want to get married, I'd marry you again.

Right now.

With our son.

Oh, no.

Reality is going to ruin it.

A double marriage.

This is not the time nor the place.

When is the time?

When is it?

You'll know when the time is.

The time will be.

When is the time?

When is the time?

Hey, bud, maybe you're still like a little too young to get married.

Yeah, probably.

Got a lot of

boats to sew.

When's the time to

Can you hear their teeth clattering together?

Their uvulas are touching.

I've seen a lot of dirty things in my life, and even this is making me a little uncomfortable.

Mom, Dad, you better not get married on the day I get married.

So, we got two.

We got Justin Centurion and Sisu and Rolfus.

Who else wants to get married?

Seriously, just can we get it over with?

Yeah, I don't think that's

what

Captain Dar.

12.

That's fine.

I mean, Dar, I'm honored.

I'm seriously honored, but might just told you I'm not ready for a commitment like that.

No.

Nermit.

Huh?

It's always been us, hasn't it?

Yes.

Yes.

This is amazing.

A million times, yes.

And I know I've tried to fight it because I kind of always just wanted us to have that relationship where when we saw each other, we could juck.

But now I realize I

want to spend spend the rest of my life with you, and I don't care if we ever juck again.

Oh, right.

Of course, in Dar's culture, a marriage means a commitment to a lifetime of sexless companionship.

I guess one last time before the ceremony.

It's not the best room for it.

It's really not a great time for you.

Yeah, guys.

This is sort of an infinite void.

There's no place you could go where we could not.

It's a great place for a sex, though.

Okay, great.

So we have three marriages.

Yeah, hey, Emperor.

Emperor, sorry.

Are you able to sort of...

If you snap your fingers, can you make like a big rock of some kind, anything like that?

Yeah, sure.

Just something big enough for.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

What are we eating ass?

What are we doing?

No, no, not necessarily.

I mean, it's not my business.

Well, I guess it's time for me, you know, to commit to someone for the rest of my shit life.

Wow, Bargie.

You're getting married, too?

I'm getting married.

Bargie, I don't know if we can get married.

You know, I.

It's not you, what?

No, it's not you.

Getting down on one knee.

Jeremiah Frankenfer, will you marry me?

I didn't know.

I didn't know that anyone was here.

Who is this?

It's Jeremiah.

We've been dating.

Jeremiah.

How did they get into the Allweed?

We did a roll call.

We did a roll call.

Yeah, we did.

We listed everyone who was here.

Okay, you know what?

Here's what we're gonna do.

Did we miss the roll call?

Who is this?

It is Icon.

I'm here.

Oh, I can't.

I believe that the All Wheat could serve as a portal back to my own dimensions.

Get a new story, fella.

Great, great.

So it looks like we're having one, two, three, four weddings, and then a funeral for the entire galaxy.

Oh, okay.

No, the entire galaxy.

Hey, what about David?

Nah, it's a little rude.

I mean, if you're going to have a funeral, but not for the guy you've melted, Chuck David.

okay I would say Nermit and I are ready

now where did you guys get those ropes oh man

the rock came with them yeah when the captain's away the Nermit can play and play he did play he did

dad what is happening so there are these rocks right and um okay

if there's one thing I love, it's a sketch.

And right now we are off it.

You know, we want to do weddings?

Great.

Let's do weddings.

Here's a setane.

How's that?

Nice.

I just, it feels too much like a wedding venue.

I'm looking for like something a little more unique, special.

Just a lot of white.

There's not like a signature color.

Okay.

Dad is really lame.

All right, let's try this.

I liked it.

Is this fine?

It's a a waterfall.

Who doesn't love a waterfall?

This is a little garish.

Centurion's allergic to water, so that wouldn't work

for him.

Okay, how's a functional warehouse space that you can kind of mix and match?

How's that?

We were supposed to bring our own decorations?

Yeah, then you're paying for plates, tablecloths, tables.

Yeah, our budget is so low.

What?

Why?

No, I'm literally omnipotent right now.

It's just...

Okay, we're in a field.

We're in a field.

How's the field?

Could be kind of fun if you got some food trucks in here.

Alright, fine.

Fine.

Food trucks are over there.

Now, is one of those trucks funkle cakes?

Well, now you're talking heart flag.

Okay, everyone good with this.

Let's get started.

Karn, shut the juck up, for real.

Sorry, man.

How does anything get done with you people?

Anything.

What's the seating chart?

Cause there are a couple people I don't want to be next to.

What is the wedding's hashtag again?

Emperor Bowie, I don't mean to waylay you.

But in my current somewhat unconventional frame, I think an excellent ring bearer.

Great!

He's a droid, but also a toddler.

Fine!

Are we going with hashtag just in time for Centurion, or?

Hashtag all is wheat that ends wheat?

Hashtag Nermi Says IDAR?

Uh, hashtag ass eating rock?

That's the one.

What are you doing there?

Why did you get in here?

I'm young.

This is a pocket lock dimension.

How is any of this happening?

I love shrimp and damp.

Oh, that's a death cultist.

Oh, sure.

Man, we are really knocking you off your game right now, Emperor.

Is everything okay?

It's just a focus issue right now more than anything.

If Nermit and I are gonna get married, I need someone to stand in for dad and fight Nermit with with this sacred staff.

Okay, what I was doing.

No!

No!

That's it!

That's it!

But we're doing dungeon.

We're just doing straight-up dungeon.

Ooh, this is the perfect venue!

Shut up!

I love this!

Shut up!

Everyone gets in chains!

Okay, now we're in dust.

Are these these are what?

Iron chains?

Yes!

You basic.

What?

You put chains around a ship?

Yeah, I can just listen.

I'm dislocating my shoulder and my knee.

Shut up!

No, get back in the chain!

The chain came off, should I just put it back on myself?

Yes, please, please do.

Shut up!

Just everyone!

I just alright.

Just use a standard manacle?

That doesn't make any sense.

I'm omnipotent.

I'm omnipotent.

What?

What's so funny?

What's so funny?

This is great.

Don't you understand what's happening?

What?

We're winning.

I'm beating you.

You're not beating me.

You're just being obnoxious.

What's the difference?

As long as we keep you from destroying the galaxy, being obnoxious is sort of our whole thing.

So,

tuck in, baby.

Okay, all right.

Justin, stand behind Daddy Daddy while he blasts these idiots into oblivion, okay?

I'm calling down evil lightning.

Evil red lightning on all of you.

Yes, yes, I should have thought of this earlier.

I'm just going to kill you all now and destroy the galaxy later.

Perfect.

It feels good to be bad, I'm not gonna lie.

Enough.

Huh?

Huh?

That's enough.

Who is who is that?

Who is that?

Do we only have the venue till now?

Do we have to leave?

That's enough.

Alright.

You will not hurt my friends anymore.

I can't see in the dark.

Who is that?

Who is?

It is I,

the Beatochron.

Oh, no.

But you're so large.

30 feet tall, floating towards us.

This is my final form as the Betacron.

Chisel.

That is one hot

and super naked.

Yeah.

I've never seen anything as tight as the Beanochron before.

So it was a sex thing this whole time.

It wasn't a sex thing.

It's gonna be.

I mean, it should be.

Hey, Bino.

It is I.

Beano, why are you using that voice?

This is the voice of the Beanochron.

I don't like it.

Cosmic power flows from my abs and my tracks as well, and also my latch.

No, the power of the always is no longer yours to wield.

Okay, let's not.

You were trying to hurt the crew.

The Beatochron will protect the crew it loves so much.

Bino and Baji, Bargi and Vino, Vino and Bargi La.

Sheer force of a sound.

It's like looking into a supernova with my ears.

This might be the answer all along.

It might save us.

But you don't like my voice.

I mean,

no.

Love everything else.

I love the shoulder-length hair, but not the voice.

Is this Betty?

Vina.

Yay,

Certainly more familiar.

Oh my gosh.

Alright.

Alright, no, no, no, no.

Now, now, now.

Binocron, we were just about to destroy you.

Bino has seen galaxies swirl from dust.

planets formed, life.

Bino has seen it all, but Bino has never experienced woof

until he has met the crew of Bargi.

That is why Bino will stop you.

No, Bino Krat, don't don't say anything too hasty, because we are one.

Gentlewick,

this thruffle is

over.

No, Bino, stop!

Clathaniel,

let us vanquish him by joining our powers together.

Yes, Yes.

Grab on to my deltoid.

I.

What?

Which one?

Which one is that again?

It's my shoulder.

Just my shoulder.

It's right here.

I'm pointing at it.

If you're gonna talk about like a.

Just shut up and put your hand on my shoulder.

I can make the perfect suburban world with you.

Vinocron, no light chain restaurant.

Bino.

Shop.

Loco.

Oh my rod!

Just vaporized the emperor!

Why is everything melting?

When seen with the loss of the emperor, the quantum structure of the all-wheat is beginning to destabilize.

Oh no, stuff's falling.

It's like the very fabric of space itself is being torn apart.

Very unusual!

Where's the ground?

Where's the ground?

Crew, everyone get on barge.

Everybody get on the ship.

There's room for everyone but Karn.

Oh no, I'm just dying in now.

Yeah, everybody hurry up.

I'm just gonna try to bring this rock with.

Nerman, leave the rock.

Would you bring a rock?

I got the rock.

Doors.

Yes, drop the rock and it will speed you off.

Stop holding my hand.

If we're going to be melted, we'll be melted as a family.

Stop talking and start kissing.

Want to be promoted to this family?

Pino!

Pino, get on the ship!

Pino,

Pino, you're a hero!

Bino really working!

Deltoid and drive sense at the same time!

Calf muscles in games!

Activated like day!

I'm gonna say it, those are buxom legs.

I agree.

Finally, someone gets the bucksome legs.

That's Zix's ass right there.

Then Bino Cranny, sorry, crew.

Beanu Cron, no, this is the only way.

Be no who has

cruise.

Great,

jucking great.

Oh, oh, you are gonna love this one.

And in what is sure to go down as one of the most unusual elections of all time, Nermit Bundeloy, a functionary within the Sisu Gundu campaign, has been named leader of the galaxy.

This is Sea Red IT5, credits and attributions droid commencing out your protocol.

Black Deck Setter and Karn were played by Alden Ford.

C-53, Hark Tardagast, Ted Ronka, and The Election Reporter were played by Jeremy Bent.

Captain Darr, Jeremiah, and The Lady on Fire were played by Allie Krakesh.

Barty the Ship, Sisu Gundu, Justin Balwee, Wink, the Chiny Criminal, The Shrimp Lady, and Timpy the Germ were played by Mujan Zolfagari.

Hastewi Winko, The Blazing Rochester, Willip the Germ, and Galactic Leader-elect Nervit Bundaloy were played by Seth Lind.

AJ, Emperor Balwee, Rolfus Tittle, Centurium Tittle, Allergy Eyedrops, Samo, Beano, and Hot Beano were played by Winston Knoll.

With special guests, Jordan Carlos as IQQ, John Robert Wilson as the Girl Remind of the Keck, and Leslie Collins as Miss Janelle Fitzmeyer.

This episode was edited by Seth Lynn with sound design and mix by Shane O'Connell.

Theme music composed by Brennan Ryan and performed by famed Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra.

Additional music by Shane O'Connell.

Opening curl narration by Jeremy Crutchley.

Ship design for the Bargerian Jade and finale episode art by Eric Goyce.

Audio hosting by Simplecast.

Mission to Zix is a proud member of the Maximum Fun Network.

Thank Thank you so much to all our supporters on Maximum Fund who make this show possible, including forthcoming monthly off-season episodes.

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I can tell Centurion's footsteps.

Oh, it's like

storms are brewing from every point in the distance.

Seems like the ultimate tracking fob is a mother's love.

And you're like, oh, they're fully making it.

Yeah, yeah.

I was like, Rolf has said that, right?

What if AJ?

Yeah.

Wait, what if AJ's like, no, this is the ultimate tracking.

No, no, I've got the ultimate fob.

It's giant.

You guys want to see?

Come on.

AJ, this is like a surfboard.

Totally practical.

What are you tracking?

It doesn't track anything, it's just fun.

It's like the new

fob from

outside of the fob store.

Yeah, they had it outside the fob store, but they let it.

Just a display, a giant display fob.

Wow.

Wait, it's beeping.

Never mind.

No, it's not.

You want to throw another ball in here?

It can't be.