417: The Daming of the Crew [ft. Alise Morales]

Speaker 2 It is a time of chaos.

Speaker 1 Without a ruler, the galaxy is paralyzed by lawlessness, unrest, and of course the colossal All Wheat.

Speaker 3 Which looks like an enormous interdimensional eye with conjunctivitis.

Speaker 3 Now, Captain Dar and their intrepid crew must survive the looming threats, reunite a fractured galaxy, and meet weird bug creatures and stuff.

Speaker 7 This

Speaker 9 is Mission to Zinx.

Speaker 9 Hey Black.

Speaker 11 Uh yeah, what is it, Captain?

Speaker 12 What is it that you're doing right now?

Speaker 14 Oh, I'm so glad you asked. I'm just putting a little shrimp on all of the surfaces of the ship.

Speaker 17 Yeah, like the fridge, on top of the fridge, there's a about

Speaker 18 a couple dozen shrimp.

Speaker 14 The thing is, I'm trying to summon two.

Speaker 18 You remember two from the singularity?

Speaker 19 Oh, I see.

Speaker 14 So you're showing up when we were talking about shrimp.

Speaker 14 So I think if I just cover the ship in shrimp, then that will sort of bring him to us and he can finally answer some questions that I am very interested in knowing the answers to.

Speaker 14 First of all, what is Two's relationship with Bino? And if Bino and Tu know each other, how old is Tu and how old is Bino?

Speaker 8 Slick, you gotta stop it.

Speaker 17 You gotta stop this right now.

Speaker 20 You don't have time.

Speaker 14 He just slew throw a tray of shrimp out of my hands.

Speaker 20 Well, you don't have time to be throwing shrimp around Bargie. You have to take responsibility because today you are second lieutenant in it.

Speaker 23 I am?

Speaker 17 Yep, I just said it, so it's a fact, and it's... That's the thing.
That's the thing now. You're second lieutenant in it.

Speaker 24 Yeah. Congrats.

Speaker 25 Congratulations.

Speaker 26 Have a job.

Speaker 5 Oh. Wow.

Speaker 14 Can I finish putting the shrimp out or is uh do I have a please take those away?

Speaker 28 Okay,

Speaker 15 Captain Dar, I have an incoming transmission from temporary emergency serial negotiations, missions operations manager.

Speaker 19 Hey, Nermi, how's it going?

Speaker 6 Hey, guys, that man, no horse hat on the top.

Speaker 17 You know, horse hat. Horse hats with Nermit, you know, right now.

Speaker 15 Captain Dari,

Speaker 15 second transmission from temporary emergency

Speaker 15 transmission

Speaker 33 Hey, crew, I just holding Horse Hat back because that big red hang-up button is so it just looks tantalizing.

Speaker 14 That's true.

Speaker 32 Yeah, Horse Hat, good, good, good, good, good.

Speaker 17 I mean, Horse Hat doesn't have to sit in your lap at work, though.

Speaker 15 This is like a bonding thing, and a little concerned about your legs.

Speaker 8 Can you feel anything down there?

Speaker 8 I think I'm only a head and a shoulder.

Speaker 14 Nermit, does Horse Hat have a mission for us or what?

Speaker 32 Does horse? No, Horse Hat doesn't.

Speaker 25 I'm still giving the mission.

Speaker 31 Are the babies giving missions now? Okay. No, I can't.

Speaker 13 Oh, but the mission sounds so cute when Horse Hat gives us the mission.

Speaker 13 I have a.

Speaker 32 No, Horse Hat, don't, don't, don't,

Speaker 33 missionary Nermit. Yes,

Speaker 38 Hi, Sisu Gundu running for galactic leader.

Speaker 29 Hello.

Speaker 39 Hi there.

Speaker 38 Nermit, can you stop whatever it is that you're doing and immediately just follow me?

Speaker 41 My 1700-pound child is pretty much running the show right now.

Speaker 43 I love how we have Parent Children Day. What?

Speaker 14 Let get.

Speaker 44 Okay, I'm a mother.

Speaker 43 I know what to do.

Speaker 6 Oh, thank you.

Speaker 41 Do you know how to get horse hat down from this drain pipe?

Speaker 46 My family used to use a lullaby that put all of us to sleep.

Speaker 38 Horse hat, you are sleeping. Think of success.
The only way is up.

Speaker 5 Oh, wow.

Speaker 41 They dropped right down.

Speaker 8 They're taking a nap. Wow.

Speaker 41 Okay, so I was about to sign the old mission here.

Speaker 38 Yeah, so I'm overriding whatever it is that you're doing.

Speaker 9 Oh, Nermit, as you know, the poll numbers have been coming in, and despite the fact that I am overqualified, I am an expert on practically everything, and I'm being humble about it, you know?

Speaker 39 It's just a fact.

Speaker 46 I'm not showing off.

Speaker 39 I just studied very hard and spent a lot of my life rising to the top.

Speaker 46 And what's wrong with that?

Speaker 43 You know, my poll numbers are not doing well.

Speaker 39 It seems that people would rather get a drink with honky-tonk ronka. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Speaker 39 And all the sick freaks out there are apparently a huge voting block and they're all wanting to sticky with IQQ.

Speaker 38 This is a problem.

Speaker 31 Shoulder to shoulder of sex work.

Speaker 43 So, we need to go speak to the dame.

Speaker 6 The dame.

Speaker 39 This is an important mission.

Speaker 43 It will get us to finally understand what it is about the past that has made the future so jucked up and what we can do to change it.

Speaker 6 Wait, the dame?

Speaker 41 The past? You don't mean

Speaker 7 Dame Adelaide Wiggles.

Speaker 23 Wiggles, wow!

Speaker 3 Dame Adelaide Wiggles.

Speaker 26 We have access to Dame.

Speaker 45 Well, I'm gonna go get on my tightest pants. Oh, okay.

Speaker 14 Wait,

Speaker 14 sorry, are those not your tightest pants, CC?

Speaker 33 Nope, of course that's up.

Speaker 14 Alright, we'll see you later, Nermit.

Speaker 13 I love yours.

Speaker 14 CPU 3, who is Dame Adelaide Wiggles?

Speaker 52 Well, I mean.

Speaker 27 You don't know the dame? Oh, she's great.

Speaker 29 I would say I hardly need to explain, but clearly I do for

Speaker 15 you and almost certainly AJ.

Speaker 48 Huh?

Speaker 15 Dame Adeline Wiggles is both the longest lived and the only surviving sign of the Memorex people.

Speaker 14 Memorex?

Speaker 15 Yes, they have perfect memories, flawless reproductions in their minds of historical events. They are arguably the only people who can be trusted to faithfully recount the history of the galaxy.

Speaker 9 That's incredible.

Speaker 14 I didn't even know these people existed. Well, they barely do.

Speaker 16 There's one laugh. Now, just

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Boy, what a memory!

Speaker 13 Awaken, gunfollowers. Awaken.

Speaker 54 Your cryo-slumber is over.

Speaker 54 Finally, we embark on the last leg of our voyage. A voyage into the whole wheat itself.

Speaker 54 Yes, yes, we have heard the rumors of an imminent plan to thwart our beloved and merciless Gunth Bean.

Speaker 54 But that caper will not prevail. Because nothing can contain a supermad black hole that's on fire.

Speaker 54 Now, to ready yourself to be gloriously consumed, please notice the small drawer that is opening in your part.

Speaker 54 Take the earbuds you see therein and place them in your ears.

Speaker 4 Listen

Speaker 4 to

Speaker 25 that.

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Speaker 26 No.

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Speaker 4 Why have we provided these to you? Well, for the remainder of your journey, you will hear nothing but 336 uninterrupted hours of the divine meditative hum of the All Wheat itself.

Speaker 18 Commander Gundu, it's a real honor to have you on a mission with us today.

Speaker 56 Absolutely.

Speaker 43 Platte Dexter, I heard that you now have a new title.

Speaker 31 Oh,

Speaker 37 really? When did you hear that?

Speaker 43 Your captain, oh, Dar, I told her, obviously. Yes, second lieutenant in it.

Speaker 39 That is an honor I've known many in my day.

Speaker 16 That's actually not.

Speaker 45 Sorry, I have to take a call, but I am focusing and I am walking.

Speaker 43 So, AG, why don't you go check the perimeter?

Speaker 26 We could also

Speaker 26 be in

Speaker 26 the same way to this.

Speaker 17 You mean better than crumbling and falling to the ground?

Speaker 55 Yeah, that is.

Speaker 26 I was trying to put it more difficult.

Speaker 16 Thank you, AJ.

Speaker 5 Thank you.

Speaker 14 It is beautiful, though, right? I mean, you know, in a sort of

Speaker 39 front door, I am supposed to give a poem for the door to open.

Speaker 17 I mean, it's

Speaker 17 fallen down, so we could just cross

Speaker 42 the threshold.

Speaker 16 It's not a problem.

Speaker 43 I believe in protocol.

Speaker 42 Oh, sure.

Speaker 10 I have to respect it.

Speaker 38 I am but a tiny seed from which I fly endlessly.

Speaker 43 Open thy door and let me in. My name is Sisu Gundu.

Speaker 55 Oh, he wrote the poem.

Speaker 14 At the beginning, I thought.

Speaker 5 Okay, never mind.

Speaker 21 Welcome, Miss Sisu.

Speaker 21 A tiny seed you are.

Speaker 19 Dame Wiggles, it is an honor to meet you.

Speaker 38 Where are you? I don't see you.

Speaker 52 Do you see the shadow?

Speaker 49 I don't see you.

Speaker 9 Oh, okay. Hello.

Speaker 21 I've been expecting you.

Speaker 59 Really? Oh.

Speaker 24 How's that possible?

Speaker 21 I always wake up expecting someone that way. I'm never surprised.

Speaker 40 Also, I made an appointment online.

Speaker 59 Oh, yeah, that's interesting.

Speaker 21 I assume you're here for my memories.

Speaker 25 I would be correct, dear wiggles.

Speaker 17 We're just cutting right to the chase.

Speaker 21 And are you not intimidated by the beauty of my opulent mansion?

Speaker 51 We were actually just talking about that.

Speaker 21 Have you ever seen such splendor?

Speaker 17 No, we've never seen anything like this.

Speaker 12 No.

Speaker 14 Dame Wiggles, it must take a lot of work to keep a manor this large in good shape.

Speaker 21 Oh, yes, but my little helpers tend to that. Where are my little helper?

Speaker 21 Helpers! Helpers! Get to tending!

Speaker 2 It's just these mice!

Speaker 9 Yeah,

Speaker 46 Yes, indeed.

Speaker 25 Explains why a lot of the structural problems aren't being addressed.

Speaker 24 If anybody wants to know what the smell is, there's a couple of little helpers that may not have made it.

Speaker 12 No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 12 I'm sorry, everybody.

Speaker 21 I need to take...

Speaker 38 Uh, I need to take this other call right now.

Speaker 39 It's very important. But I will be back, and I am focused, and I'm ready to learn about what in the past has caused the future to be the way it is.

Speaker 44 Okay.

Speaker 17 She's been taking calls the entire time.

Speaker 14 Isn't she the one who's supposed to

Speaker 26 get the information that she wants?

Speaker 14 And she came back just to tell us she had to stay on the call?

Speaker 14 So, Dame Wiggles, have you lived here in the manor your whole life?

Speaker 24 Yeah, were you two to manor born?

Speaker 9 What? What a question.

Speaker 21 And what a history there is to answer such a question. She's singing out a little bag of home.

Speaker 17 Yeah, this is opulent.

Speaker 28 What is happening? Where are we?

Speaker 9 Adelaide, my sweet child, would you like your coffee out on the terrace or in the bath?

Speaker 21 There I am.

Speaker 21 You've traveled back in one of my memories, and there I am as but a young girl.

Speaker 17 She looks the same.

Speaker 17 Please, Mama, I'll kick everything in the bath.

Speaker 9 That's me.

Speaker 14 Wiggles, this is one of your memories.

Speaker 46 It is indeed.

Speaker 46 One of my most precious.

Speaker 23 Keep watching.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 60 Of course, my little darling daughter.

Speaker 47 But before we do, let us say goodbye to your dear papa as he goes off to war.

Speaker 48 Goodbye, Papa.

Speaker 59 As you can see, I'm going off to war.

Speaker 51 My papa was going to war.

Speaker 25 Kill the enemy.

Speaker 28 Hopefully.

Speaker 7 And hopefully, not break out myself.

Speaker 49 Lysula wiggles?

Speaker 46 Yes,

Speaker 26 this is the war of the Kingrishian oligarchs.

Speaker 50 This was 400 years ago.

Speaker 51 It is indeed.

Speaker 21 This actually wasn't the last time I saw him. He was in a commander's position, ultimately kept far away from the fighting.

Speaker 51 Oh, so he survived the war.

Speaker 21 Oh, oh, yes, yes.

Speaker 53 So, why are we in this memory?

Speaker 57 I mean, but I guess my question is: how do we get out of this?

Speaker 14 That's a good question. Dame Wiggles, how do we leave?

Speaker 23 Oh, never you mind that.

Speaker 17 Oh, okay, so you just hit the old stick on the ground and then we go back to the present or out of your memories.

Speaker 28 Okay.

Speaker 55 Dust to go, stick to return.

Speaker 21 It's actually quite easy.

Speaker 46 Very interesting.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 14 But the stick, you can't use the stick to go.

Speaker 21 Oh, no, you could never use the stick to go, you ridiculous boy.

Speaker 12 Oh, sorry.

Speaker 46 Okay. Ugh.

Speaker 21 You know, many years ago you'd get killed for a question like that.

Speaker 46 Foolishness.

Speaker 25 She's actually not wrong about that.

Speaker 17 I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing that.

Speaker 21 And here we have an execution.

Speaker 34 What did you do?

Speaker 24 Wow, you're there.

Speaker 23 You're operating the guillotine.

Speaker 46 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 21 That was my first job as an adolescent manning this guillotine.

Speaker 49 She looks damn

Speaker 14 you really I mean I guess I should say Dame Wiggles you haven't aged today since this memory.

Speaker 46 Thank you.

Speaker 48 Hey look

Speaker 34 I can put my hand through his body because we're not actually here.

Speaker 21 No, it does harm him in real life.

Speaker 46 It does.

Speaker 21 It actually the very it's an interesting bit of magic, but you have hurt him badly.

Speaker 52 Oh.

Speaker 49 Still alive though. Quiet, you

Speaker 17 so we can also interact with your memories.

Speaker 21 Certainly, he'll spend the rest of his life wondering what happened to him that day, and he will never know.

Speaker 52 Literally, there's a guillotine halfway through his neck.

Speaker 21 Well, his final moments are filled with questions, then, aren't they?

Speaker 62 This makes no sense.

Speaker 55 Poor guy.

Speaker 59 Now, there are innocent questions.

Speaker 61 Stop poking your hand in here.

Speaker 21 Anyway, I eventually quit this job.

Speaker 30 Yeah, good job.

Speaker 21 The hours were unbelievable. The hours were ridiculous.
Morning, noon, and night was absolutely exhausting.

Speaker 57 So, I totally get what we learned by coming to this part.

Speaker 14 The dangers of asking innocent questions. Yeah.

Speaker 53 Yeah, like it's summer jobs suck too, right?

Speaker 59 I guess that's all. Absolutely.

Speaker 25 Most of them are pretty good.

Speaker 14 Pretty gory way to learn that lesson, I think.

Speaker 49 So, is there something else you wanted?

Speaker 21 I thought you wanted to see an execution.

Speaker 46 Oh,

Speaker 61 I can show you another one.

Speaker 21 This one was one of my favorites, and I didn't even do this one.

Speaker 23 Take the evil, put it in a sandwich.

Speaker 25 Oh,

Speaker 9 I don't like this.

Speaker 21 And do you know what he did?

Speaker 5 Oh,

Speaker 18 no idea.

Speaker 21 He did a ridiculous dance at an inappropriate time.

Speaker 17 Flex, show her your dance.

Speaker 25 Oh, God. It's a little.

Speaker 17 Was it like this? Was it like this dance?

Speaker 55 Look, this is a memory dangerous here.

Speaker 21 Well, normally we just observe the memories, but if you dance around like an idiot, you're bound to draw some attention.

Speaker 23 No, do the stick thing. Do the stick, use the shaggy sandwich.

Speaker 46 If you insist on the skin,

Speaker 6 when Lego, we wanted his leg sandwich.

Speaker 61 Oh no, I brought him.

Speaker 9 I brought him a wood.

Speaker 49 I brought him.

Speaker 9 Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 6 Am I still eating his leg to death?

Speaker 53 What's happening? Cause they were eating him like a sandwich.

Speaker 43 We used to do that.

Speaker 6 Used to?

Speaker 26 It's gonna be very confusing for this guy.

Speaker 48 Uh, servants,

Speaker 48 my little helpers.

Speaker 21 Take him and explain to him everything that's happened.

Speaker 52 Oh, so this is a future, isn't it?

Speaker 46 It is.

Speaker 25 Alright, checking it.

Speaker 43 Sorry, crew, I'm in the middle of doing 20 things at once.

Speaker 39 Again, thank you so much for bearing with me.

Speaker 38 Dame, I am ready.

Speaker 14 You know, Sisu, actually, we've been in a couple memories already.

Speaker 55 Yeah, pretty intense.

Speaker 9 It's okay.

Speaker 46 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 14 Also, that guy is from one of the memories.

Speaker 9 Oh!

Speaker 6 It's making more sense now. Okay,

Speaker 12 good, good.

Speaker 23 Wow, real progressive old-timey guy.

Speaker 43 Hi, Sisu Gunju, nominee for Galactic Leader. Nice to meet you.

Speaker 14 These memories have been great, but could we maybe try going to a memory that would be a little more relevant to Sisu's, you know, mission?

Speaker 21 Absolutely!

Speaker 25 Oh, I can't come!

Speaker 17 Welcome! Alright, so Sisu, this is a memory.

Speaker 39 Oh, sorry, I'm in the middle of seven conference calls right now. Just keep doing what you're doing, I'm observing.

Speaker 21 Now, this is one of my most favorite memories.

Speaker 44 Okay, good.

Speaker 21 Where I have the most delightful set of biscuits.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 9 that's nice.

Speaker 21 There I am, right over there.

Speaker 21 Oh.

Speaker 14 This looks like sort of like a craft services table.

Speaker 14 How is visiting the set of a hollow gonna help Sisu?

Speaker 9 There's chrome everywhere, there's velvet on the loading dock.

Speaker 27 I have some questions about the script. Okay, is anyone available to talk to me about it?

Speaker 18 I barge it.

Speaker 6 Yeah, sure, no problem. This is the big scene with you and the game.

Speaker 2 It's gonna be good.

Speaker 27 Here's the thing: I don't think my character would act this way, you know.

Speaker 31 I don't believe in it.

Speaker 6 Oh, see, here's the thing: it doesn't matter what you think, because I wrote it and you're in it.

Speaker 52 How dare you?

Speaker 10 Wait, here's a question: Is there like a crew of us inside of Barge?

Speaker 9 This is middle.

Speaker 30 This is a very old memory

Speaker 28 before

Speaker 28 we joined the crew.

Speaker 24 Oh, okay.

Speaker 53 Cause, I don't know, it feels like everything's up for grab, so Dame Wiggles, what's the name?

Speaker 14 What's the name of the film? She's just housing those biscuits.

Speaker 58 Two points so far.

Speaker 21 The name of the the film was Ship Please.

Speaker 26 Ship please? Of course!

Speaker 14 You were in Ship Please?

Speaker 21 Yes, I was!

Speaker 21 Yes, I was!

Speaker 9 Wait, but there's no name!

Speaker 21 That's because I performed under my stage name.

Speaker 55 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 40 Joan Crawford.

Speaker 13 Joan Crawford.

Speaker 48 So this scene is a wonderful scene in the film with Dame Wiggles, or Joan as we know her, is testing your doorbell, Budge. Alright.

Speaker 44 Hi, Joan.

Speaker 27 Um, nice to meet you. My name is the Bargerian J.

Speaker 34 Oh, we should have introduced you, Sarah.

Speaker 57 Wait, so who are they talking? Are they talking...

Speaker 24 Which which one are we talking to?

Speaker 53 Are we talking to the one that's the old one or the old?

Speaker 25 Which is the old one?

Speaker 58 This is gonna be kind of a difficult time for you in general, but

Speaker 26 we're back in this memory with Dame Adeline Wiggles, the one we met in the manor. But there's another Adeline Wiggles.

Speaker 34 Yes.

Speaker 58 She's doing the scene bargain.

Speaker 63 Can I be honest with you guys?

Speaker 25 I hate this.

Speaker 46 I hate this.

Speaker 53 It's confusing to me, and I don't like tiny, wimey stuff.

Speaker 14 Well, I don't think it's timey-wimey age.

Speaker 6 It's just a memory.

Speaker 14 You know, it's more like a sort of a fish picture.

Speaker 12 It's confusing.

Speaker 42 Hold for room tone.

Speaker 13 Hold for room tone.

Speaker 25 Hold it for room tone.

Speaker 34 That I get.

Speaker 21 And this is where I blew it.

Speaker 9 Oh, no.

Speaker 52 Oh, no.

Speaker 21 I couldn't stop eating those cookies, and I was crunch, crunch, crunching through room tone. And that's why Ship Please is my first

Speaker 21 and

Speaker 21 last

Speaker 58 film. I was going to say

Speaker 25 just in the background of Ship Please never in a scene.

Speaker 9 Wow.

Speaker 17 But this is still one of your favorite memories.

Speaker 21 The biscuits were that good, and I remember them vividly to this day.

Speaker 26 Well, you're eating one right now.

Speaker 21 Yes, that's why I come back to this memory.

Speaker 10 Wait, hold on.

Speaker 30 So, you can eat the food in the memories and you taste them past you.

Speaker 34 No, current, you taste the

Speaker 21 past cookies.

Speaker 14 Okay, I have a question. The more you come back, are there fewer biscuits on the plate because you've been eating them as present you traveling back to the memory?

Speaker 21 That is a question for another day.

Speaker 14 I'm sorry, I gotta just take a back seat.

Speaker 17 No, you're the second lieutenant in it.

Speaker 17 Ask all the stupid questions you want.

Speaker 49 Oh,

Speaker 9 where is Sisu?

Speaker 35 Last I saw

Speaker 17 she was on a call by the carousel in the memory.

Speaker 9 Hold on a second.

Speaker 6 So we are traveling.

Speaker 14 If we can leave Sisu in a memory,

Speaker 14 we're effectively traveling back in time.

Speaker 21 Oh, yes.

Speaker 21 Don't you trouble your pretty little head about it. Wait, so

Speaker 14 we've left her in the memory.

Speaker 23 She's ceased to exist.

Speaker 14 AJ, you're not gonna like this.

Speaker 14 I know you hate timey-wimy stuff.

Speaker 10 What happened?

Speaker 14 We left Sisu in the memory.

Speaker 17 And in fact, only exists now in the past.

Speaker 57 How do we know about it?

Speaker 10 The mice don't know, but we

Speaker 9 know that.

Speaker 9 We were there.

Speaker 25 They were there with us.

Speaker 9 My head hurts.

Speaker 17 And honestly, it would just be completely insane for us not to know who Sisu is anymore.

Speaker 1 We wouldn't have been here in the first place.

Speaker 14 Dame Wiggles, we have to return to that memory on the set of ship please.

Speaker 5 We have to remember that memory or travel back in time.

Speaker 31 What do we

Speaker 31 do?

Speaker 21 No, it's fine. He's not the first person to break down in Wiggles Manor.

Speaker 21 Over some memory hopping, I assure you.

Speaker 9 Are we sure?

Speaker 9 Yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 14 Are we sure? No doubt.

Speaker 51 It's a fun one.

Speaker 16 No.

Speaker 21 I'm wearing a hilarious hat.

Speaker 25 Let's do it. No! No!

Speaker 25 Hey, look at my little hat! I can't handle it.

Speaker 23 I can't handle it, Jay Wiggles. No, you can't do it again.
My brothers, and one of your memories.

Speaker 32 You gotta forgive us, Emily. Our friend's having a real rough day today with this.

Speaker 21 Oh, he's not the first one to have a mental breakdown.

Speaker 13 No, no, don't take us. Don't think that.

Speaker 25 Don't take us.

Speaker 59 We're about to see a memory of a memory.

Speaker 34 How is that possible?

Speaker 21 Oh, and this one's fun too.

Speaker 21 This one, I've got the most delightful little ring.

Speaker 8 Wait, so now there's, just to be clear here, so there's you and the advocacy wiggles we met. There's the adolient wiggles in the memory we were just in, who took us to the memory.

Speaker 50 And now there's the advocacy wiggles whose memory we're currently watching!

Speaker 46 And we're back on the set of shit please!

Speaker 25 Please? My nose is bleeding!

Speaker 21 But you can tell which one I am because I don't have the hat or the ring and I'm not eating biscuits.

Speaker 15 Yes, but you are eating a a biscuit right now.

Speaker 21 Well, yes, well, this is, I had to have one. If we're going to be back here again, I had to have one.

Speaker 34 Cecil.

Speaker 17 Wait, wait, Cecil's directing.

Speaker 44 Bargie, I loved what you did in the lesson, but I feel like you weren't exactly there. You know what I mean?

Speaker 47 I want you to go inside and find the child Bargie within and use it in your acting.

Speaker 29 Does that sound good to you, Bargie?

Speaker 21 Are you sure you want us to take her back? She's really making the film better.

Speaker 45 Hey, can we get some tighter pants on the extras?

Speaker 48 Everyone, do you like

Speaker 51 doing legends for Sisu?

Speaker 19 Uh, sorry, if you want to speak to me, you need to speak to my assistant.

Speaker 52 Thank you.

Speaker 14 Wait, Sisu, why are you directing this shit, please?

Speaker 38 Ah, yes, to be a director is such a story, right? It starts at the beginning, which is the director earlier this afternoon had a mental breakdown because there were no more tiny little cookies.

Speaker 38 So no one's gonna do anything. I'm gonna take over and use my artistic integrity to make this piece even better.

Speaker 38 Wow.

Speaker 20 Now, which union are you from?

Speaker 14 I mean, guess what? It's us, your crew.

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 40 Oh, the union crew.

Speaker 51 Yes, we'll definitely be having a memory.

Speaker 14 Hold on a second.

Speaker 14 This is the same day as the memory before, but she doesn't remember us anymore.

Speaker 49 Wait, what?

Speaker 14 That doesn't even make sense, knowing it doesn't make sense.

Speaker 45 Wait, I know how we're gonna get her back.

Speaker 17 AJ, take off your helmet.

Speaker 22 Can you see Sue?

Speaker 22 Yes, hi.

Speaker 9 Have you met my friend here?

Speaker 5 Oh, hello.

Speaker 52 Hey there.

Speaker 28 I'm sorry, Beef. Sorry about my nose.

Speaker 15 Are you in a lot of party?

Speaker 38 Are you a.

Speaker 46 Are you an actor? I'm sorry, I

Speaker 38 you look so familiar, but I don't know.

Speaker 28 She seems into me, but I don't want it to be like this.

Speaker 14 You got this, AJ. Keep going.

Speaker 22 AJ, give it all you got.

Speaker 51 That's a direct order.

Speaker 8 Sir, yes, sir.

Speaker 28 Listen, you don't belong here.

Speaker 6 None of us do.

Speaker 28 Then, if you know what's good for you, you'll come back with us.

Speaker 52 What's he doing with me? To where you belong. What is his voice at? I don't know.
I don't know.

Speaker 38 I'm so into it.

Speaker 17 I think we can go back now.

Speaker 13 Yeah, Dean Wiggles.

Speaker 29 We could perhaps request a stick.

Speaker 23 Alright.

Speaker 2 Sisu!

Speaker 14 Sisu, are you alright?

Speaker 38 Uh, yes, sorry, I uh have a bit of a migraine.

Speaker 19 I guess that's what happens when you go

Speaker 38 to the field.

Speaker 38 I'm sorry, what year is it?

Speaker 40 What's happening?

Speaker 38 Who am I?

Speaker 40 Am I ready for it?

Speaker 2 You ready for leader of the galaxy?

Speaker 46 Of course, yes.

Speaker 30 We're your favorite crew. We're your favorite crew.

Speaker 14 Yeah, we're successful. Wow,

Speaker 51 yes.

Speaker 21 Perfectly natural.

Speaker 47 Wow, um, Dame, I.

Speaker 19 That was so many things.

Speaker 9 Dame Wiggles, what?

Speaker 23 You're welcome.

Speaker 14 Can you explain what just happened?

Speaker 21 Well, if it wasn't obvious already,

Speaker 21 we have been traveling through time.

Speaker 21 We left Miss Sisu back in one of my memories. If you spend too much time in one of the memories, you start to get folded into the memories.
And that, my dears, is what you've been experiencing.

Speaker 17 You know,

Speaker 17 time travel explanations are never satisfying.

Speaker 9 But

Speaker 14 these feel less satisfying than most, honestly. These feel like made up.

Speaker 40 Yeah. Well, I have to thank you.

Speaker 39 I've never felt such respect as I did in that moment being in charge of Ship Please, which,

Speaker 55 wow.

Speaker 39 I'm just checking up on one of my tablets right now, and the rating of ship please went from one and a half stars to

Speaker 19 three and a half stars.

Speaker 17 Wow, so that's gonna change things for Bargie, isn't it?

Speaker 26 Also, it says co-directed by Sisu directed.

Speaker 8 That's me.

Speaker 31 I thought you got folded into the memory.

Speaker 49 What if I was a girl? She did.

Speaker 10 She did.

Speaker 21 And now she's back. As a reward for traveling through time and space, I will now give you.

Speaker 46 Rewards?

Speaker 21 Sisu gets a reward.

Speaker 8 rewarded

Speaker 31 I'm sorry I have a call I I apologize I have another call so y'all

Speaker 14 Sisu just pay attention to this part really

Speaker 39 you know what is very important also is trying to unify a galaxy who is that call with you you literally just

Speaker 23 let's

Speaker 8 play.

Speaker 35 She's your boss.

Speaker 14 I am the second lieutenant on this ship, and I will see you.

Speaker 17 Alright, I have to strip you of your title.

Speaker 30 You're done.

Speaker 9 What?

Speaker 21 You don't yell at Sisu.

Speaker 21 What?

Speaker 46 Okay, all right.

Speaker 49 Dean Wiggleson, you had a reward.

Speaker 21 Anyway, I was going to give you this delightful ring.

Speaker 21 I stole it from my memory when I was in the middle of the ring.

Speaker 12 You have a tiny ring.

Speaker 21 My little tiny ring, isn't it adorable?

Speaker 65 It's very cute.

Speaker 64 Wait, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 14 If you stole the ring from the memory, then the other you that traveled back with the guy whose brother got stuck,

Speaker 14 she wouldn't say, Look at the cute ring I'm wearing.

Speaker 14 And also, we wouldn't be able to tell the difference between you with the ring and you without the ring in the time we went back to that memory, the second time.

Speaker 55 Oh, my nose is bleeding.

Speaker 5 This doesn't

Speaker 14 make sense.

Speaker 23 How would we ever?

Speaker 55 Enjoy the little ring, Cleck.

Speaker 49 No, okay.

Speaker 31 I don't want the ring. Put it back.
You have to put it back in the past!

Speaker 17 Well, I've had a great time, and I'm not gonna question time travel at all.

Speaker 22 But now that it's just the two of us, I do have a favor to ask.

Speaker 21 Anything, my dear.

Speaker 17 I just I'm starting to regret stripping Pleck of his title. I mean, I just gave it to him, and I feel like it, you know, he was starting to click back into the crew.

Speaker 22 Could we just go back like five minutes?

Speaker 55 Five minutes? Yeah. Five minutes.
Okay. Yeah, no problem.

Speaker 55 Dust in the face.

Speaker 55 Happened many times.

Speaker 55 I'm sorry, I have a call.

Speaker 42 I apologize.

Speaker 46 I have another call.

Speaker 17 Okay, now, at what point can I interact with my past self and change the future?

Speaker 21 You can do it now. Once you make the choice to jump in, you're in, baby.

Speaker 17 Okay, so I can just run in there and tackle myself.

Speaker 52 It's fine.

Speaker 52 Don't say it!

Speaker 42 Alright, I just stripped you.

Speaker 28 Oh,

Speaker 23 there's excuse me, get off of me.

Speaker 12 No, no, no, this is important.

Speaker 9 You're about to make a grave error. Dar,

Speaker 29 two darks?

Speaker 14 I mean, it could be darn horse hat.

Speaker 14 Oh, that's a good point.

Speaker 23 Darn it.

Speaker 14 Darn, what's happening?

Speaker 20 I'm trying to fix something right now.

Speaker 11 But I feel like he really overreached there.

Speaker 17 I mean, yeah, watching it again, I'm like,

Speaker 25 are we really vibing?

Speaker 20 Am I crazy?

Speaker 17 But are we really vibing?

Speaker 25 We are really vibing right now.

Speaker 30 Oh boy.

Speaker 28 Okay.

Speaker 46 Yes. Hey, Dar.

Speaker 51 Hi.

Speaker 17 Hey, Dar. What's up?

Speaker 10 Is everything okay with what happened?

Speaker 49 Okay. Yeah,

Speaker 14 everything's pretty much normal.

Speaker 55 Okay.

Speaker 48 Um,

Speaker 29 there are two darks.

Speaker 14 Wait, hold on, AJ. Isn't this what you've been training for? This is a classic time loop.

Speaker 23 You love time loops.

Speaker 31 I've been training because it's bad.

Speaker 10 I've prepared for them because I hate them.

Speaker 31 You don't train for stuff that is fun.

Speaker 10 Like, why would you?

Speaker 25 I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

Speaker 17 No, it's how it was to be expected. Okay.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 52 Um, teamwiggles, we

Speaker 49 really thank you for this experience.

Speaker 21 It's bad. Oh, you're welcome.

Speaker 29 Eye-opening, dude.

Speaker 58 But we never really learned what the past is supposed to teach us about the present.

Speaker 9 You know, we were supposed to bring some sort of lesson back to Sisu.

Speaker 14 Where is Sisu?

Speaker 25 Gang, good news.

Speaker 44 I figured it out.

Speaker 38 Everything is perfect.

Speaker 43 Thank you, dame.

Speaker 40 Everything you said came quite clear, and I've definitely learned my lesson of how to move ahead in this election.

Speaker 21 You're quite welcome.

Speaker 45 Correct, everybody?

Speaker 14 Uh I guess what did you learn, Sisu?

Speaker 19 Well, second lieutenant plaque, I've learned it at the end of the day, no matter what, through thick and thin.

Speaker 51 It's all about

Speaker 19 keeping it

Speaker 19 tight.

Speaker 19 And gang, I think I've kept it very tight.

Speaker 9 Oh, I love that.

Speaker 51 Okay.

Speaker 39 And dame Wiggles, I know you only have five more minutes left of your life, because that is the natural progression of your species.

Speaker 46 That kid. Indeed, I do.

Speaker 55 Five minutes? Five minutes?

Speaker 9 What?

Speaker 21 You know how five minutes it should be.

Speaker 21 All of us together.

Speaker 43 Is there any final memory that you'd like to take us?

Speaker 38 Oh.

Speaker 31 Why am I...

Speaker 31 What happened?

Speaker 57 Why am I in this memory?

Speaker 37 Wait, why is AJ here?

Speaker 21 I just thought it would be fun to bring him along. I just thought it would be fun.

Speaker 46 Wait.

Speaker 14 Hey, Pleck. Hold on a second.

Speaker 51 Pleck, does this look familiar to you?

Speaker 14 Yeah, this place, I've been here before.

Speaker 6 Wait a second.

Speaker 12 This is Florp.

Speaker 6 Look over there. That's us.

Speaker 8 Back when we were working for the Federated Alliance.

Speaker 55 Dean Wiggles,

Speaker 37 were you...

Speaker 37 Were you here when we met with the Kula?

Speaker 21 Yes, I was. I was right over there.
Look.

Speaker 21 This was the day that I lost my delicate little opera gloves. And you can see me right over there, and I'm looking for them all over the place.

Speaker 21 There was such lovely lace, and I never once found them again.

Speaker 5 Look, look.

Speaker 14 It's me.

Speaker 5 Oh, my God.

Speaker 14 Remember those koozies that we had that we gave out to everybody?

Speaker 64 Oh, right.

Speaker 17 As if that was something that anyone wanted.

Speaker 43 I just want to clarify that I am paying attention, but I'm also writing my novel

Speaker 56 in a speech, and I have seven

Speaker 39 conversations going on in my earpiece.

Speaker 43 So I'm paying attention, though.

Speaker 40 Hutchins, let's break through the clutter.

Speaker 32 Oh, darn.

Speaker 18 You know, listen,

Speaker 18 I've thought about this a lot.

Speaker 18 I've always really owed you a real apology for shooting you.

Speaker 25 Oh, no.

Speaker 21 I was so startled by the gunshot.

Speaker 43 Yeah, Flex shot me.

Speaker 43 Shot me good.

Speaker 2 Darret getting back up.

Speaker 51 Why are you getting back up?

Speaker 38 One of us getting back up?

Speaker 21 Oh, well, this is the part where I found a napkin that I thought was one of my little gloves.

Speaker 21 And so I wasn't really paying attention to what happened here because I was so excited, and then it turned out to be a napkin, if you don't believe it.

Speaker 18 Dame Wiggles, this is all wrong. Dar isn't following us.
Dart got on the ship with us. We all left.

Speaker 22 Right, we were running back to the ship. No, it was chaotic.
Pleck misfire.

Speaker 17 Pleck shot me right here near my brain and left of the brain.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 17 And then, of course, you know, as we were running, I...

Speaker 5 Oh,

Speaker 17 wait a second.

Speaker 17 I died.

Speaker 18 What?

Speaker 17 I died.

Speaker 18 No, no, you got on the ship with us and then we went off and we talked to Nerman.

Speaker 14 You can't fake that.

Speaker 18 That was on the cube of a Federated Alliance sanctions.

Speaker 17 Do you have actual proof of me getting shot and then getting up, or just that I was shot and then later you saw me?

Speaker 42 I don't have that file.

Speaker 25 I can work.

Speaker 14 This doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 21 Well, you know, I'm just a little old lady with only five minutes to live.

Speaker 10 Three minutes to live, but.

Speaker 17 I think I know what I have to do.

Speaker 22 No, you can't do this. I have to.

Speaker 64 Oh, wow, subsensual.

Speaker 17 AJ, this is gonna be a strange order, but I'm your captain, and I need you to take out your butt gun and shoot me.

Speaker 24 Okay, no question here.

Speaker 56 Let's do it. Not just anywhere.

Speaker 20 I need it to be in a specific non-lethal spot, left of my brain.

Speaker 57 Right here.

Speaker 9 Uh-huh. You got it.

Speaker 9 Ah!

Speaker 16 Dar. No, Dar, come back.

Speaker 28 No, let Dar go.

Speaker 17 I mean, that Dar, I'm gonna stay right here. That Dar's gonna get on Bargie with all of you right now.

Speaker 9 Wait a second.

Speaker 18 So if that Dar

Speaker 18 got onto the ship with us, that's the Dar that has been with us this whole time. That Dar, that's you.
You're that Dar from before.

Speaker 17 I oh, my nose is bleeding. Oh, no, now everyone's nose is bleeding.

Speaker 49 All right, alright, it's time to go.

Speaker 52 Dar, are you okay?

Speaker 17 I think

Speaker 12 I'm okay.

Speaker 17 It was really hard to see me go, but

Speaker 17 I love to watch me walk away.

Speaker 9 That's beautiful. Wait a second, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 14 Dar, why don't you remember doing that?

Speaker 9 Dame Wiggles, if you came, yes, I believe you mentioned somebody left behind and a memory would adapt to that timeline.

Speaker 26 Thus, their memory of the future would dissipate within months.

Speaker 2 So, Dar, I guess is you lost your memory of the future when we left you in the past.

Speaker 57 Hey, guys, what did I miss?

Speaker 57 I just mind-wiped myself.

Speaker 14 Perfect! Then, great, nothing at all. In that case, this is Dame Wiggles.
Oh, hi! Hello.

Speaker 21 I'm about to die.

Speaker 25 Oh, I feel like I'm dying. Momentarily,

Speaker 21 I'll be dying.

Speaker 5 No.

Speaker 21 Yes, my little servant,

Speaker 21 it's my time.

Speaker 21 I trust you all got everything that you needed.

Speaker 2 You know,

Speaker 9 in a way, we really, really did. Did we? I don't remember.

Speaker 21 Well, Miss Sisu, I wish you the best of luck in all your endeavors.

Speaker 38 Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 45 Trevor, tell me the numbers.

Speaker 14 Dame Wiggles,

Speaker 14 you know, it seems silly coming in the last seconds of your life, but thank you.

Speaker 21 Well, you're all very welcome.

Speaker 9 Also, Dame Wiggles, if I may.

Speaker 5 Oh, she's dead.

Speaker 17 Oh, choked on a biscuit.

Speaker 26 Yeah, popping up. She started fucking biscuits.

Speaker 26 Spilling out.

Speaker 14 Oh, she died doing what she loved.

Speaker 14 Mowing down on biscuits and traveling through time.

Speaker 57 Wait, what? You did time travel stuff?

Speaker 61 Hello?

Speaker 8 Ha ha, it worked.

Speaker 12 By the Lord Rod Above, it chucking worked.

Speaker 6 This is...

Speaker 9 I am.

Speaker 12 Hark.

Speaker 12 Hark!

Speaker 6 Tardagast!

Speaker 6 I was a pilot, yes, eons ago. Or was it just moments ago?

Speaker 6 I was locked in an endless psychedelic prison between dimensions, a paradoxical checkmate between layers of reality shifting through my very being as I was transported between digital, ephemeral, psychic, and physical planes.

Speaker 6 I met myself in many forms, saw the Big Bang and the heat death of the universe, always fighting tooth and nail to return to my own reality.

Speaker 6 For a brief moment, I was able to communicate with my old rebel commander and trivia night partner, Sisu Gundu.

Speaker 6 But the decryption algorithm, known only to her trusted comrade Dale, must have gotten lost or corrupted somehow. But my continued efforts were not in vain.

Speaker 6 The eternal dimensional loop in which I found myself ensnared was finally broken as I witnessed a rift in the space-time continuum through which I saw Sisu, Sisu herself traveling between realities, crossing paths with herself in the past, presumably in an effort to locate me along her own experiential timeline.

Speaker 6 Because, as Dale is undoubtedly aware, when two temporal paradoxes collide, they create a link back to the present.

Speaker 6 And it was there that I spied my single chance in Infinity to slip back into my own reality. But how was I able to slip through the nearly dimensionless rift, you ask?

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Speaker 9 Can you believe it?

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Speaker 15 Well, that could have been real mess, but I think we knew.

Speaker 12 Yeah, I think we pulled it out.

Speaker 53 Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 24 But I don't remember any of it.

Speaker 34 That's for the mess.

Speaker 34 thing.

Speaker 15 Captain Darwin, incoming transmission from temporary emergency adversarial negotiations, missions operations manager, Nermit Buckaloo.

Speaker 17 Hey, Nermit.

Speaker 6 Hello, crew.

Speaker 23 Hey, Nermit.

Speaker 34 Hey, hey, hey.

Speaker 9 That was a wild ride.

Speaker 31 Yeah?

Speaker 32 Well, I mean, all I know is that this new slogan is testing incredibly well. These banners look amazing.

Speaker 9 Keep

Speaker 33 it tight.

Speaker 14 Why is that slogan working so well?

Speaker 32 I think it's just because ship please is like it didn't do well when it came out, but everyone remembers that line.

Speaker 23 What are you talking about?

Speaker 34 I love that line.

Speaker 32 Yeah, it's like the seminal line of ship please.

Speaker 27 Hey, ships, keep it tight. Wow, you're bringing me back memories.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I don't know why we didn't think of this earlier because of like Cecil's always like, I'm so tired in the tight pants and check out these.

Speaker 29 Oh, super tight pants.

Speaker 32 And so, yeah, it's just an immediate upswing in polling. Ted Ranka had cornered the market on the kind of like folksy idiom, and we just found it.

Speaker 32 We're totally eating his lunch now in terms of numbers.

Speaker 26 Power of nostalgia?

Speaker 24 What's he gonna eat?

Speaker 29 Not a literal.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 15 Food situation.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 32 Keep it tight.

Speaker 14 Nermit, could you just could you give me just one second?

Speaker 33 Sure.

Speaker 14 Dar, C53?

Speaker 9 Just keep it tight.

Speaker 14 A line in in Chip Please?

Speaker 9 I don't remember that line.

Speaker 15 It wasn't

Speaker 26 to my knowledge, but before it wasn't before reveals that it's

Speaker 15 not posters, it's not t-shirts, it's an extremely popular colour quote.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 15 The Jung Tower release of Ship Please actually translate as Keep It Tight.

Speaker 27 I'm talking about keeping it tight.

Speaker 14 Yeah, Bargie, keep it tight is that's a line from Ship Please.

Speaker 27 You know, I got it in one take.

Speaker 27 One take.

Speaker 14 Congratulations.

Speaker 27 Thank you. Of course, I wasn't the one saying it, but that's fine.
Yeah, that scene was directed by an old director known as Sisu Kuntu.

Speaker 14 Wait, Bargie, is that how you know Sisu?

Speaker 27 Oh, yeah, I've known her for years, I guess. She hasn't age, I'll tell you that.
She taught me how to make an old salty grandma. Oh.

Speaker 27 And if I think about it too much, it makes no sense.

Speaker 29 But I'm just gonna go with it.

Speaker 63 Alright, guys, I'm gonna go and mind wipe myself again.

Speaker 34 So

Speaker 28 AJ, I don't think you need to.

Speaker 34 I think it's all good.

Speaker 63 Nope, I'm pretty sure I do.

Speaker 24 So I'm gonna do that.

Speaker 27 Anyway, I'm gonna go keep it tight.

Speaker 46 Okay.

Speaker 30 Are we all saying that a lot now?

Speaker 24 I'm not because I don't remember any of it.

Speaker 13 Okay.

Speaker 32 I'm still here, guys. I'm keeping it pretty tight, but

Speaker 34 I think you can take off those pants.

Speaker 33 Okay.

Speaker 32 Oh, take off the pants?

Speaker 13 Your legs are turning purple?

Speaker 30 I don't know.

Speaker 32 They're very tight. That's how we try to keep it.

Speaker 67 This is Sea Red IT5, Credits and Attributions Droid, commencing Atro Protocol. Black Dexter and Wimbledon Spickle were played by Alden Ford.
C-53 was played by Jeremy Benn.

Speaker 67 Security Officer Dar and Captain Darr were played by Ali Kokesh. Barge the Ship, Sisu Gundu, Mother Wiggles, and the Mouse Helper were played by Mujan Sulfagari.

Speaker 67 Team Mob and the Rebundaloy by Sula Wiggles, the elder mouse helper, and the guy brought back.

Speaker 67 To the future were played by Seth Lind. AJ and the Grand Coula of Fleur were played by Winston Null.

Speaker 67 Dame Adelaide Wiggles was played by special guest Elise Morales.

Speaker 67 Elise is a voice actress and comedian who you may know as Lila on Tuning Out the News or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Showtime's Our Cartoon President.

Speaker 67 Her podcast, The Rose Taboo Teenage Self, just launched on the All Things Comedy Network. Follow her at Pandalise on Instagram and Elise Navidad on Twitter.

Speaker 67 This episode was edited by Seth Lind with sound design and mixed by Shane O'Connell. Theme music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by famed Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra.

Speaker 67 Opening crowd narration by Jeremy Cruptley. Ship designed for Rogerian Jade by Eric Goyce.
Audio hosting by Simplecast. Mission to Zix is a proud member of the Maximum Fun Network.

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Speaker 14 AJ and Pleck are outside because C53 has dragged them out there.

Speaker 22 I think, no, you have to change the channel.

Speaker 41 No, we changed the timeline.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 41 We stayed in. We stayed in,

Speaker 41 we never came back to the future future that time. So we just stayed in the timeline that Allie went back.
Otherwise, there wouldn't be two Dars.

Speaker 41 Yeah.

Speaker 23 In an alternate universe.

Speaker 17 It makes sense.

Speaker 54 What did I tell you?

Speaker 5 I think I mean, all of you this.

Speaker 63 I was with you. I never wanted to just time.

Speaker 25 I love

Speaker 25 me.

Speaker 63 AJ is me.

Speaker 61 We know.