406: Welcome to the Bureau [ft. Becky Chicoine]

It is a time of chaos.

Without a ruler, the galaxy is paralyzed by lawlessness, unrest, and of course the colossal all wheat.

Which looks like the love child of a quasar and all of your regrets.

Now, Captain Dar and their intrepid crew must survive the looming threats, reunite a fractured galaxy, and meet weird bug creatures and stuff.

This

is Mission to Sink.

Yeah, AJ?

I have a question.

You're gonna have to talk up a little bit.

Horsehead's kind of babbling, so it's uh okay.

Well, okay.

Well, actually, my question's about Babbling.

Have you noticed that Papa's kind of like muttering under his breath all the time?

It's like weird.

He's like, it's like he's hearing something and he's talking.

I don't know.

Plex always talking to himself.

It's always like this embarrassing motivational stuff from day team.

Hey, C, have you noticed that Plex been acting?

I don't know.

He's just muttering.

He's certainly acting a little different, but also keep in mind that he had a destiny that was fulfilled.

Understandably, he's feeling a little lost.

Yeah, that's probably right, but sniveling and muttering under your breath.

Dar's not wrong.

He did have remember those daily affirmation tapes he was using for a while.

Yeah.

I don't need to fit in with the coolest click.

I have my own click.

It's called Compassion.

Oh, wow.

And then, remember how one of them got stuck?

So we just kept listening to the same affirmation tape over and over and over.

Nobody can make me feel inferior without my feelingferior.

Without my feel

new feel.

Wait, what's happening?

Yeah, we are.

Yeah, we are.

Are you talking about his little pants and his eyes?

What?

Yeah, is that what we're talking about?

No.

Hey, guys, are you talking about me?

Well, I'm sure you heard over the PA that we are in fact

talking about.

I was sitting in my room and I heard Bargie say, Hey, are you guys talking about Pleck?

You know, other people would have taken that and stayed where they were.

Yeah.

All right, listen, you know, you guys can talk all you want.

I'm fine.

We're not going to talk now that you're here.

No, that's not.

You want me to go back in my room?

Take all the fun out of it.

Hey, can I show a clip of the time Pleck was wearing the pants in his eyes?

No, that's that's all that's about.

I know that realism.

You had never.

I get out of here.

What are you doing?

That can't be true.

I watched you die.

Bleck, what?

Is that an affirmation?

I watched you die?

Uh, yeah, I mean, sort of.

Uh, oh, I thought you were joking crazy.

Okay, I'm satisfied.

Okay, thank you.

I'm not satisfied.

Yeah, now I'm concerned.

This is an affirmation.

I watched you die.

I feel feel better saying it too.

I don't know about this.

What do you mean I watched you die?

Who?

Are you sure that's me in that clip?

Am I sure?

The guy was wearing hats around his head?

Yeah.

We're very sure that's it.

That could be anybody.

No, it could not.

Listen, guys, you know, I commune with the space in ways that you don't understand, okay?

I don't have to explain myself.

I saved the galaxy, okay?

I saved the galaxy.

We saved the galaxy.

Yes, yes, you guys helped, but I fulfilled a prophecy that brought balance to the space.

I'm sorry to interrupt when we got a care package from the little

package?

Cleck.

From Nermit?

Nermit.

Did you call Nermit Cleck?

Nermit.

Okay.

Oh, yeah, it's Fox.

Architie Boop.

Are you muttering to yourself?

They're muttering to themselves.

Yeah, we got a care package.

Hello.

I'm fine.

Okay, yeah, let's pop this guy.

I knew that frame was gonna come in handy, See.

Oh, there's a little note inside.

Oh, no.

Why would he do that?

So

he's right tomatoes.

I think I missed some ingredients.

It's still a liquid.

Anyway, enjoy those for that.

Why wouldn't he send it?

Yeah, just wait till you get it right.

We weren't expecting this.

And then I've gotten into the Flurvian art of paper folding.

So we'll see.

Oh,

there's a there's a boring alarm going off my audio recorder.

Is that

what is a boring alarm?

Oh, it's just boring.

He's muttering to himself.

Why is it a countdown to the end?

No, guys, I well, there's lots of awesome stuff in there.

I hope they hate you.

Well, it's very nice for him to send that package.

Brand new approved uniforms.

Wow.

Okay.

Cool.

Okay.

This is just a

spandex paint.

Oh, armor paint.

Okay.

Okay.

Let's give me the code and it just

there we go.

Classic armor paint up there.

RGB.

This is the same color as Sisu's eyes.

Wow.

Okay, so everyone matches.

Great.

And then I'm going to be wearing...

Wow, look at those smooth

fringy shoulder things.

Ostentatious.

These are called epaulets.

Wow.

Epaulettes.

Yeah.

Wow.

Wow.

And it fits.

Yeah, the fit is good.

Yeah,

I don't know.

I mean, I don't know.

You look like one of the Beetlemen from that album.

Oh, yeah!

Dar, I think you could really pull it off.

Yeah,

any chance there's a uniform for old PD in there?

Flex Xetter?

Oh,

shredded paper, baby.

That's your.

Oh, yeah, it's.

No, I think that's

like for shipping.

Packing material?

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'll take it.

Ah, shipping material.

I love shipping material.

That makes sense.

Wee!

Yeah!

Wee!

Oh, yeah, like a fire!

Wee!

That's funny, Bargy.

Yeah, anyway, there's something

really coming fast at me.

Uh, what?

It's a small little dingy thing.

Oh, it's an escape pot.

It's transpot already says it's from a ship called the Dusty Turtle.

Aw, poor turtle.

What?

Do you know the Dusty Turtle?

I know good old Turney.

Yeah, I know turtle.

I was in an entourage back with turtle back in the day.

With E-bot, your max.

Yeah.

You were part of somebody else's entourage?

Yeah, you know, guys, guys, guys.

There is an escape card

turtling towards us.

Can we?

Can we hail this escape cart?

Yes, absolutely.

Hello!

My ship is.

I really need a lot of help.

My engine, it's exploded on the engine crystals.

No, crystals.

I don't have nowhere to go.

I need some help.

Can I come in?

I'm the captain, and I say come aboard.

I'm sorry, the costume is doing something to me.

Yeah, absolutely.

Bargie, can we dock with this escape pod?

Pouring some gas out for a turtle.

Oh, no.

We gotta keep on.

We had some good times.

We were on yachts.

I don't think we should have gotten it.

Anyway, opening up the hatch.

Okay, here I am.

Oh,

hi, I'm Melinda Jr.

Thank you.

I don't know.

I think my legs are broken.

I don't know.

I can't.

I don't know.

It's hard to tell.

Thank you for letting me come here.

Absolutely.

I really appreciate it.

Would you mind?

Could you come into the the pod and help me and help me get out?

I just need a little help.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I don't need a loader.

So, there's a lot of help.

I will need all of your help.

I need all of you to kind of.

Okay, thank you.

Oh, there's all stuff in your hand.

Yeah, we can all kind of just get in there and get all my

roller.

This is a roller.

Okay.

Dar, can you help me with this one?

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Oh, wow.

Hold on.

Wait, I'm going to do that.

What frame is?

Yeah.

I'm going to need to plant myself.

I gotta plant.

Hold on.

The lamp.

Frame posters.

Actually, I feel like the ship is familiar.

It's...

Wait.

Oh, my rod.

I am the Bigerie King.

Oh, I'm currently in a toy movie.

Wait, Margaret Jr., what happened to your ship?

You were able to get all your stuff on the skate podcast.

We can ask questions.

I think we need all four of us to get this bureau out.

I really do need that.

If you could all four, please, I really need that.

I mean, if we all just get

They went away really fast.

That was kind of rude.

It's not rude because I'm a huge fan.

And also, this is what I do, okay?

Although I admit, they're looking rude to me.

Oh, you're right.

They should have said both.

I usually stop paying attention, but they should have said bye.

They're right.

Very rude.

Wow.

This is the inside of Bargie and guess what?

It's all for Mama Melinda Jr.

All right.

Okay, this oh wow.

Okay, let me just get the lay of the land here.

We gotta get to the front.

I'm gonna give you a tour if you want.

No one's really asked for a tour.

I mean I would actually love for you to give me a tour.

Alright, so where we are currently in the entrance hatch, that is where Franco Bedaz had a heart attack.

Okay.

But then he got inspired to become a post-production supervisor.

Good.

Wow.

Okay.

Can you show me the engine room?

Okay, maybe I...

Okay, well, I am...

Alright, this one right here, the...

I can't believe this.

We got dude.

Why did we all get into this escape pod at once?

Well, the bureau was very heavy.

No, I'm just saying, why did we all fall for it?

It just seems so cheap.

Because we're very helpful.

I thought we were not helping.

Also, can we pivot this bureau?

Cause I'm just gonna go.

Yeah, it's pinned me.

The bureau has pinned me.

She could have at least waited until the bureau got out.

Between the bureau C-53's loader frame and DAR, that's way more than should be in this escape pod.

Yeah.

It's not ideal.

So, who are we gonna blame for this one?

Uh.

No, no, no, that's a good question, AJ.

Shut up.

Shut up.

What?

Are you telling me to shut shut up?

I wasn't talking to you.

That's just one of my wry comments.

No, that's one of the things we love about you, Dar.

No, no, no.

I'm sorry.

That was, I was just, I was thinking of something.

I was daydreaming.

That was not

directed at you.

He shouted, shut up.

And then you repeated it, shut up.

And you kind of had like a far away.

Was it just me or did it have kind of a far away?

I was looking out the portholes, and that wasn't directed at any of you.

Then who was it directed at?

Myself.

remarkably self-aware.

I don't think I buy it.

No, I'm not nothing.

You're nothing.

Wow.

Okay.

Okay.

At the bureau?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's for the best.

Yeah, you can.

Yeah, you can.

How am I gonna?

I'd have to.

Can you hear us, Pleck?

Pleck, can can you hear us?

Okay, that works.

Okay, uh, a side tag.

What is going on?

And that's why it's been a chick for a long time.

I think it's due to bacteria.

I really appreciate the backstory, Bargie, and I am a huge fan, but I do have sort of some business to kind of get to.

So, if you could kind of just show me to the engine room and, you know, just don't wait.

I usually don't do this, but hey, I'm the only one here.

Incoming message from Burfin.

Wait.

Burfin Avenue.

Hey, guys.

It's mission time.

Hello?

Oh, hi.

Hey, mission time.

Here I am.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I must have the wrong number.

No, no, no.

It's correct.

I'm Melinda Jr.

and I...

No, I was calling for the crew.

I'm sorry.

Oh, you were.

How were you?

Yes.

So

they were all wearing blue suits, right?

They are.

Well, so they left.

No, no, no, I have a mission.

Yeah, and I'll take it.

Who?

Who are you?

Melinda Jr.

There is no senior.

Bargie and I are really good friends, and I'm the only one on the ship, and that's great.

We just met, and she says she's the captain now.

Okay, Bargie is so funny.

Bargie is so funny.

Very bad.

Wait, what is that?

What is that?

It's just horse hat.

It's just horse hat?

Yeah, I know, I know.

It could have been a better name, buddy.

Yeah, I mean, that's embarrassing.

Oh, it is one of Horset's wake windows.

Okay, Horse Hat, and you should go back in your room.

That's right.

Hi.

Hi there.

Okay, pirate.

Now you are not the captain of Bargie.

And what you're...

I'm gonna knock it off because I got some collateral now.

I got horse hat here.

I got Bargie.

Okay.

Horse hat, go back in your room.

My mission: I'm taking this baby and Bargie, and I'm going to McLemore's planet.

And I

will not go to McLamore's planet.

That's where I wanted to go.

I'm going to be a millionaire.

Bargie, why is your good friend kidnapping a horse hat?

We just met.

First of all, if they're a fan, they're not a good friend.

Okay.

You listen to me, Melinda Jr., without a senior.

What

you've kidnapped my child,

sort of mine.

You've hijacked Bargie.

All right,

I may not be there on the ship,

but I have a very particular set

of administrative skills.

Wow,

I felt nothing.

I will destroy you!

Wow.

Okay.

Definitely not letting him out now.

You want

to tell me?

I stopped you once I can.

Do it again.

What are you doing right now?

I'm in the side of a drawer.

A robot put me inside, and I'm in a drawer that's inside the escape pod, and we don't know where that's going.

But that's not like a metaphor for my whole thing.

That's a separate circumstance to this.

You know,

okay, you're gonna listen to me, okay?

I'm gonna figure out what the all weed is, and I'm gonna destroy it.

Right, we're stranded.

We are, yeah, well, unfortunately, the transmitter in the pond here is pretty weak.

I don't think we're gonna be able to broadcast out very far.

I don't think there's a great chance of anyone hearing us.

What if I yell?

What?

Yes, what if?

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

Uh, don't do that.

Oh, okay.

My torso seems to be vibrating.

Oh, you're gonna blow up her.

No, this is just a new sensation for me.

I don't think I've been in a frame.

Oh, does anyone

want to answer that?

Uh, sure.

Answer.

It's a pretty good old boner trade.

Just pick it up and

hello.

Is anyone there?

Hello?

Where do I hope?

Hi, it worked.

Oh, wizard.

Oh, it's Nermit.

Oh, this is such a relief.

Nermit, how did you get this number?

So I I've saved the ozal binders of of manifests of everything that's been aboard Bargy over the years, and I found the serial number of the loader droid.

Every Every single one of them had a transponder number, supposed to

look like it's working really well.

So, as I was saying, the managers of warehouses would need to reach out to their loader to shut up, you alarm.

Anyway, I got a hold of you guys.

Wait, where's where's Black?

Oh, Bleck's in this drawer here.

Oh, wow, he's really folded up in there.

Yeah,

have you learned your lesson?

I I guess so.

I mean

you've already exacted punishment in this tiny new society.

You weren't here.

You don't know what it's like in the bird.

Okay, I get it.

It's a tense situation.

You're crammed in there and Melinda Jr.

has horse hat hostage.

Oh,

the big baby.

No,

we've been very worried.

junk.

No, no, we're all very, very sad and stressed out.

We've been thinking about the baby this entire time.

Always concerned about that.

Giant-ass baby.

Guys, I'm diving back into my spreadsheets.

I'm going to figure this out.

All right, Herman.

How do I hang this up?

You just literally hang it up on the little phone.

Oh,

okay.

I know.

It's weird for me too.

Listen, Bargie, I got a level with you, okay?

I saw those guys, right, get on the outskate pod.

They did not say goodbye to you.

Do they care about you?

I mean, I'd like to think they do.

I mean, we all would like to think that.

We don't necessarily say, like, I like you, I love you, I care for you.

And you know what I think?

I think we gotta ditch these guys.

And I think you and me, listen, listen.

I think you and me go to Macklemore's Planet.

We get so much croon, okay?

You can't even believe the amount of croon.

There's no emperor now, okay?

There's barely any security on Macklemore's Planet.

I know how to get through the back door.

I know the security codes.

Nobody's regulating this stuff anymore, okay?

We get in there and we get all the croon we want.

I mean, yeah.

Listen, I am, I am here with you.

Recently, I have been in a lot of therapy.

Very cheap therapy because I don't have the crew to pay for it.

Uh, hey!

Should I make a pro-cod list to decide if the situation is pro or con?

Yeah, my therapist is a yes-no robot.

They're very cheap.

Okay, now I'm confused.

Okay.

I'm just gonna make a pro codelist

right now.

Okay, why don't I give you some pros?

Pro, money.

Hold on, pro.

Understand.

Friendship.

Money.

Oh, wait.

No, who's friendship?

You and I have a friend.

It doesn't matter.

I don't think that matters, actually.

Oh, I'll put it on both pro and con friendship.

Because friendship is a very difficult thing.

I just need one thing on one of the signs to really help me decide.

Okay.

Yeah.

Barbie.

Pro.

What if I sang you a song?

A duet?

Like, be know what I used to do.

You want me to sing the duet?

Yes.

Okay.

Uh.

yep.

The sky,

the sky, and the fall

together at last.

Okay, wait, you're asleep?

I'm asleep.

What?

No, no, I didn't know that put you asleep.

Listen, guys,

I know there's a lot going on, but I gotta level with you.

I'm being psychically contacted by the Allweed.

It sounds like the Emperor, it sounds like Bino talking at the same time.

They're taunting me.

They won't tell me what they're doing.

They don't tell me anything.

They just

back in the drawer.

Back in the drawer.

Back in the drawer.

Back, back, back, back.

I'm getting close.

So, to what?

A solution.

Okay.

So I gotta pop this over here and I gotta twist this around here.

No, you will do it, Number.

You will.

You get it.

Get it, big boy.

Are you cluttering?

Get it yourself.

Get it late, Daddy.

You get it.

Huh?

I'm asleep.

I'm asleep.

Oh.

Wait.

I'm asleep.

Bergie's Bergie's asleep, I

can just hot wire this ship and make it go to McLamorse planet.

Okay, okay, horse hat.

We're gonna be all right, buddy.

You're gonna see the most amount of crew you've ever seen in your rod-danged life.

If you want to stay there, you can't.

I don't, I don't care.

You're kind of like a free agent.

Yeah, that's cool.

Okay, I'm gonna get to the engine room.

Okay, there it is.

Okay, here we go.

We are in business, baby.

Let's go, Horse Hat.

Yeah.

Yeah, no, no,

I'm taking the coil, and I'm gonna put it into the motivator, and that's what's gonna override the controls here.

So that's why we're gonna be able to go, you know.

Alright, yeah, no, and then we're gonna take that, um...

Yep, that's exactly, and that's gonna also help us get into hyper speed.

That's perfect.

Why?

Why would I not do this?

Quick cash, alright?

Quick cash, we're in and we're out, and it's easy.

You're gonna see the croon falling from the sky.

And we're not gonna be worried about our no-good, no-around parents, okay?

This is McLemore, okay?

Nobody cares what happens to him.

Why am I so angry?

I'm a junior without a senior.

What do you think?

Bargie is not gonna be mad.

When she wakes up, Bargie is gonna be happy that she's in a beautiful planet with a bunch of money, okay?

I am.

Of course the wire goes there.

That's where this...

Yeah, I know that this wire goes together.

Okay, but where do you think it goes?

You put it in there, we'll

hear it.

Okay, I guess you're right.

Thank you, Horsette.

Guys, let me let me out.

You know what?

We're sorry.

Everything's fine.

Everything's fine, and I will just-I'm just gonna keep it to myself.

Yeah, just like that information you would always do for me.

Everything's fine, I'm gonna keep it to myself.

And there's nothing to keep to myself because everything's fine.

Okay, I'm gonna check

the phone here.

Hello?

Nerman?

Hello?

Hey!

Alright, at my signal, I need you to brace yourselves because you're gonna have a very quick course correction.

What is happening?

Alright, so these escape pods are programmed to blast straight to the nearest planet, okay?

But I tapped into Bargy and I know that Bargie has been overridden and is headed to, unfortunately, ugh, McLemore's planet.

He's a money producer.

What does that mean?

Sometimes someone just mints it up.

Oh, yeah.

Someone had to make currency for the Emperor.

So, how do we get the escape pod to go there?

What I've done is I've sent out beacons that make it seem like all the nearer planets have been destroyed in epic catastrophes.

Wait,

who else sees those beacons besides this escape pod?

I'll undo them.

I'll send out a psych.

I'll send out a JK.

Send out a JK?

Yeah, you should always send a JK.

Three, two,

one.

Welcome to my crib, my personal handling.

So happy you came to Methodor's plan.

It's even better than I thought.

It's even better than I thought.

Here we are.

Horse hat.

Okay, all we gotta do is hop the fence and put in the code here and we are...

What you're not staying on the ship

Horsette you can use money.

Yes, you

okay

Alright, this is ridiculous

Good news for you Bargie

welcome to McLamore.

I did, but I did it for your own good.

You're not the first, I'll say that.

Jorben Patinko did to me.

You know what?

And he took me to the planet of sin.

You know what?

Oh, wow, we had crazy times then.

Let me tell you about it.

No, I don't.

Bargie, I'm going to leave you here, and I'm going to go get the money.

Wait a sec.

You said there were no gods, but I see one god.

He's nothing.

I'll go talk to him.

Okay?

I'll just go talk to him.

Hey, uh, hey, what's going on over there?

Hey, so, uh, I know, I know some people inside, and I.

Hello.

Yeah.

Who do you know?

Um, Tom.

Oh, yeah, he isn't that.

So is it chill if I just kind of I have the code and stuff?

I mean the Emperor's gone it's like yeah

but like are you sure you know Tom?

Yeah, Tom like a like way back.

What's this giant baby doing here?

Don't worry about

the big baby.

Please don't worry about them.

So let me get this straight.

You're traveling around the galaxy with just you and a ship and a baby

and you just leave the baby You want to see Tom and you're just gonna leave a baby on the thing is is that this isn't my baby.

I couldn't care less about that Not even your baby?

Okay, here.

It would be crazy.

Going around the galaxy with not your baby?

Okay,

just hear me out.

It's a baby I found.

It's not a big deal.

Wait, what?

Just, it doesn't matter.

Where's the baby's parents?

Baby is fine.

It's a big baby.

Listen, I was cool with you seeing Tom now with this baby thing.

It's like, get down on the ground.

Do you want- No, man.

Get on the ground.

No, horse ass.

Oh, really?

His name's Archie?

I didn't name him.

Huh?

I'm not AJ, I'm ZT115.

Words.

Now there's no cards.

Yep, so here I go.

Son of a rod!

What are you doing here?

I believe this bureau is yours.

Did you find all the rocks in there?

Is that what you need to do?

Bunch of rocks.

I could have told you that.

Would have never been able to lift it anyway.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I'm a loader drill.

Don't try to be.

Yeah, ever since you got a load of drill, you've like, you can't give this session.

We have way more important things to do.

Don't rush.

Let the hero down.

What are you saying?

You can't lift it up.

No, I'm not saying that.

I can't lift it.

Well, even with all four of us, it was very hard to lift.

Yeah, I know.

We have more.

No, we have more than four things.

No, she's running away.

Don't you?

Don't cry, Don Bros.

No, Melinda Jr.

is getting away.

AJ, get her.

All right, good.

Tackle.

Submission old.

Tap out.

Tap out, bro.

I'm tabby now.

Where are you tapping?

Oh, but I have armor on, so you're gonna have to tap hard.

Dabby on your face.

Oh, okay, now I see the fingers.

All right, you're up.

Listen,

Melinda, Jr.

No senior.

You tricked us.

You hijacked our ship.

And then you made us come to Macklemore.

You also kidnapped us.

And also,

you kidnapped my baby.

Did I hijack this ship?

Barely.

Because Bargie does not feel satisfied with the way you left her.

Oh, Bargie.

I was disappointed.

You left without saying goodbye.

You know,

how do I know?

How did I know that?

She's gone.

She left.

Oh, where?

Why is she?

Why'd you let her go?

She tapped out.

She tapped out.

That's the rules.

You know what, guys?

Can we get out of here?

She didn't say goodbye either.

Oh, guys, it was nothing.

I mean,

Nermit apparently.

I gotta say it, seriously, you

saved the day.

You administrated the heck out of that situation.

Nermit, you saved us.

You saved Bargie.

You saved the crew.

That was incredible.

You saved everybody.

Oh, yeah.

I saved Horse Hat.

Yeah.

Right.

Totally.

Of course.

No, no, we were all thinking of it.

Nermit, you're not just a great teen mom.

You're a great dad.

Thank you.

So I've here, I've printed out.

This is just like about 20 pages.

I'm going to explain more about how I did the pod thing.

Can you email that to us?

Oh, sure, yeah.

Cool, cool, cool.

So, your mission.

Wow.

Yeah, I hadn't even.

Yep.

Oh, Captain Durham.

I have an incoming

distress call from Belinda Jr.

Hey, hey, what up, losers?

Did you guys know there's no money on McLamore's planet?

Yeah, we could have told you.

That's what you said a distress signal at?

Yeah, because I need some money, and I feel like we kind of had a connection, and I'm wondering, can you help me out?

I need some money.

Yeah, I don't think,

you know.

A horse hat?

They're in.

I don't think that's what that means.

That's what they said.

They're in.

They're in.

I don't think that's what that means.

Alright, well, you know what?

Do you need some help?

Do you want to, do you need...

Yeah, I do need some help.

We gotta save her.

Yeah, I need a lot of help.

AJ, AJ.

Send the escape pod.

Melinda,

Junior, best of luck.

I'd love to say it was great meeting you, but I don't think so.

It was.

Okay, and I'm the one that is hanging up.

Bye.

She hung up her own distress call.

I didn't finish my story.

Yeah, Bargie, you know what?

And then we went

to the guava island of treacherous, malicious actions.

Oh.

Not a very popular destination.

Yeah, it's a nightclub.

What story is this?

But the drinks

are spicy.

Yeah.

And that's what Gerald and I decided we should become exclusive.

Not relationship-wise,

but emotional.

Still let your engine and hull just go with others.

Slap, fast, and ball, back and forth, hatch to hatch, hatch to hatch.

Wow.

Amen.

Without my feeling, feeling without my feeling.

Good day, I'm Wezo Tip Top, and the galaxy is in a state of mourning for the three worlds destroyed in the Zix Squadron earlier today.

Oh, this just in

JK

JK.

This is Sea Red IT5, credits and attributions destroyed commencing, out your protocol.

Plec Deck Center was played by Alden Ford.

C-53 was played by Jeremy Bent.

Captain Darr was played by Ali Kokash.

Barge of the Ship was played by Mujan Zolfagari.

Team Lomner at Bundaloy was played by Seth Lind.

AJ, ZT115, and The All We were played by Winston Knoll.

Melinda Jr., without a senior, was played by special guest Becky Shakoyne.

Becky is an actor, writer, and comedian in Brooklyn who has appeared on shows like Mr.

Robot, The Blacklist, and The Other Two.

She is half of the comedy duo, Girls with Brown Hair, who wrote and starred in the digital series Shop Talk on ComedyCentral.com.

Follow her on Twitter and Instagram at Becky Shacoin.

This episode was edited by Seflin with sound design and mix by Shane O'Connell.

Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by famous Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra, with additional performance by the Charme Street Brass Quintet.

Recorded at Robert Doggy Jr.'s Puppy Palace in Brooklyn, New York.

Opening crowd narration by Jeremy Crunchley.

Ship designed for the Bargerian J by Eric Gweis.

Audio hosting by Sipholcast.

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So we like to hear pirates.

So I think the pirate

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The pretend to need help?

Okay.

Yeah, the distress call.

Belinda Jr.

Belinda Jr.

A Space Pirate.

Great name.

I pretend to be stranded in my ship, but as soon as someone comes to help, I hijack their ship and steal their stuff.

Perfect.

Perfect.