401: Beware the Allwheat!

Speaker 1 The galaxy trembles before the always

Speaker 1 Okay, that's overstating it, but people are you know apprehensive

Speaker 1 Six months have passed since Plektech Zeta fulfilled his destiny by vanquishing the evil galactic emperor Casting him off a precipice within the planet Crusher Crusher Where a whack ritual merged him with the ancient binocron and transformed them into an astronomical horror with unknown powers

Speaker 1 does that count as vanquishing

Speaker 1 galactic order has crumbled in the emperor's absence planetary alliances dissolve overnight value of kroon fluctuates wildly New and sinister threats emerge throughout the galaxy.

Speaker 1 Pardon my Juntawa, but it's a real Juntawa show.

Speaker 1 On the remote ice world of Corvus, three speederbikes streak across the frozen wasteland toward coordinates extracted from the fragments of an encrypted message.

Speaker 1 Can our heroes escape mortal danger, locate their missing leader, and unify the galaxy once more?

Speaker 9 A desperate hope is all they have left on their mission

Speaker 11 2660.

Speaker 11 Fleck,

Speaker 11 Okay, I'm gonna put my foot on your foot.

Speaker 11 It's not a race, AJ. We're trying to outrun these monsters.

Speaker 11 C53!

Speaker 11 AJ, these lice monsters are so close to the speeder, do not get experimental with the driving. Thought I could pull a wheelie.
You can't wheelie with a thing without wheels! Hang on, Ty.

Speaker 11 Keep getting out here.

Speaker 11 I am also yelling. I am also yelling.
I am participating in this.

Speaker 11 I am part of this doing.

Speaker 12 Archie, we love you, but you being close to us is really a giveaway.

Speaker 14 They're definitely going to be able to see you near us.

Speaker 15 What?

Speaker 15 Just come in real quick.

Speaker 5 We had a plan when we came down to the surface of the camera.

Speaker 17 The plant sort of went to shit when the ice monsters popped out of the caves.

Speaker 5 Ice monsters is derogatory in their accordion.

Speaker 8 Ice beasts? What?

Speaker 21 What is it?

Speaker 12 How? Okay.

Speaker 17 We need to get into one of these caves and outrun these beasts.

Speaker 17 Seems like we might be free of them for now.

Speaker 17 That is my job.

Speaker 22 That is my only job. To take you from one place to the other.

Speaker 20 I can fit off.

Speaker 20 I've lost some pounds due to depression. I can't fit.

Speaker 20 Oh, Bergie.

Speaker 20 Well, I'm just gonna try again. Oh, hell no.

Speaker 20 Oh,

Speaker 20 okay.

Speaker 20 Alright.

Speaker 23 Sorry, you know, you guys know, but I'm just gonna continue trying to fit into you until it happens.

Speaker 23 Okay.

Speaker 24 Reversing and ramming back in the same cave.

Speaker 11 AJ and Nerman have drawn the ice beast's attention away, so now all we need to do is navigate this highly intricate network of cameras.

Speaker 28 How are we going to do that? C-53, it's really hard to steer these while they're going so fast.

Speaker 5 I don't seem to be having a problem.

Speaker 28 Yeah, that's because you put your cube into the speed.

Speaker 5 You are the speeder right now.

Speaker 16 I'm just saying from your inside, they're quite easy to steer.

Speaker 13 Okay, yeah, Dar and I are sharing a speeder and it doesn't maneuver quite the same way.

Speaker 29 I'm sorry, is that a dig at me?

Speaker 28 No, these are single-person speeders.

Speaker 29 Okay, then I can kick you off.

Speaker 17 That's not.

Speaker 28 Actually, that's a good point, Dar. Why can't I ride your speeder, C-53?

Speaker 13 It has a seat there.

Speaker 21 You're not riding me?

Speaker 6 That's not happening.

Speaker 5 You sit on me.

Speaker 6 You're gonna try to turn the wheel.

Speaker 12 I mean, that's a good point. Yeah, oh, can't resist.

Speaker 13 I love the stairs.

Speaker 13 Okay, everybody, you ready to do this?

Speaker 28 You ready, Rock? Never been more ready.

Speaker 32 Oh, that reminds me. You know what we need to do?

Speaker 9 What?

Speaker 28 We need a soundtrack.

Speaker 32 Let me pull out the speaker and play.

Speaker 2 This is my song, Speeder Rise.

Speaker 26 What? I love it.

Speaker 30 The soundtrack to our life.

Speaker 34 That's what's happening right now.

Speaker 26 This is amazing.

Speaker 26 It's what we're doing, AJ. We're riding on a speeder.

Speaker 6 Kicked off the jams. What? I don't know.

Speaker 6 No.

Speaker 5 They're on top of us. They're on top of us.

Speaker 21 We have to turn up the speed!

Speaker 21 Maybe that'll help.

Speaker 5 It's not me!

Speaker 19 Hey, listen, I don't want a backseat drive here, but uh...

Speaker 15 CC3, you need to help us get through these caves.

Speaker 28 I don't know what I'm doing.

Speaker 18 Alright, fine. These speeders have a rudimentary navigation system, so Let me see if I can take the coordinates we interceptable from the transmission from CCO.

Speaker 21 Here we go, Ponapat.

Speaker 24 Oh, thank Rod.

Speaker 12 Okay, what do we do?

Speaker 5 Okay, this is gonna be a little tricky.

Speaker 18 Take the first round here.

Speaker 18 And then you're gonna merge.

Speaker 8 What do you mean, merge?

Speaker 8 Merge, merge!

Speaker 5 Merge onto what?

Speaker 18 Merge onto Ice Canyon Boulevard.

Speaker 30 Ice Canyon Boulevard?

Speaker 31 Beautiful merge.

Speaker 18 And now you're gonna take a slight left.

Speaker 6 Slight left.

Speaker 18 Okay, thank you. Crystal Avenue.

Speaker 6 There you go.

Speaker 28 That can't be what these are called.

Speaker 18 Okay, now it's a sharp left.

Speaker 21 What?

Speaker 18 Rebounding.

Speaker 29 Yeah, now we're on a real map quest.

Speaker 12 All right, hold the steering wheel.

Speaker 30 No, I can't.

Speaker 26 All right, gonna lead back behind us and start to shoot.

Speaker 30 Yo, don't let go of the wheel.

Speaker 21 Three, two, one, two.

Speaker 21 You gotta keep it steady, buddy.

Speaker 35 We're scrapping. We're scrapping.

Speaker 6 No, we don't need to be up underneath the wall right now, bro.

Speaker 3 We're bouncing. We're bouncing.

Speaker 5 Oh, boy.

Speaker 12 No, it's cooler if you kept it straight.

Speaker 21 Lock and load and keep it on the road.

Speaker 9 There's no road.

Speaker 33 That was great. That was great.

Speaker 34 I think we got one.

Speaker 26 We need a little more firepower. Take the butt gun.

Speaker 32 Can I. What if you take the butt gun?

Speaker 38 I'll take the.

Speaker 6 The other one's a little too big for you.

Speaker 35 No, I don't.

Speaker 33 The butt gun's got.

Speaker 10 I'll risk it. I don't know if I.

Speaker 3 It's clean.

Speaker 37 How could it be clean?

Speaker 12 It's clean.

Speaker 39 Okay.

Speaker 12 Here we go.

Speaker 12 Oh!

Speaker 12 Lizzie be shooting!

Speaker 32 Wow, it's just like eventually none of the crew are gonna know my name.

Speaker 26 Lock and learn, baby!

Speaker 37 Oh, okay, this is getting better.

Speaker 40 Oh, got a little deficit on that.

Speaker 26 Oh, come on.

Speaker 41 All right, this is it. Whoa.

Speaker 42 Wow, this is a really intricate hideout.

Speaker 32 I mean, I guess she was here for almost a year.

Speaker 42 Look at all these ice chairs.

Speaker 43 Well, I guess you're in an ice chase.

Speaker 44 Where is everyone?

Speaker 45 Welcome home, Berzisu.

Speaker 46 Oh, is that an Ice AI assistant?

Speaker 45 I am Icelexa.

Speaker 14 How may I help you?

Speaker 4 Icelexa.

Speaker 48 Icelexa, please speed her ride.

Speaker 10 No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 Hey, Jay God!

Speaker 3 Okay, please. All right, all right.

Speaker 32 Icelexa pause.

Speaker 45 Icelexa pausing. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 11 Announces that it's pausing. Wow, you think it's a pause.

Speaker 45 Icelexa pausing. Still?

Speaker 38 Wow.

Speaker 32 I mean, it's made of ice.

Speaker 49 It's not going to be perfect.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 32 CP3, are there any life forms at all in this cave?

Speaker 35 No.

Speaker 2 We're dead?

Speaker 49 Who are you, AJ? Yeah, wait, are we dead?

Speaker 9 AJ.

Speaker 10 Besides us.

Speaker 32 And we live here.

Speaker 5 No, that's.

Speaker 50 Yeah, we live here now. Really?

Speaker 5 why would we do that?

Speaker 2 Nermit, you're cold-blooded, right?

Speaker 10 Yeah, does your brain slow down when it's cold?

Speaker 10 Huh?

Speaker 50 I feel like Nermita really been vibing on this mission.

Speaker 10 Nermit, you are a loose cannon in the field.

Speaker 8 Huh?

Speaker 51 Never mind.

Speaker 10 Listen, guys, I don't think Sisu is here.

Speaker 34 Dar, what are you checking out over there?

Speaker 29 Oh, just reading a little something.

Speaker 29 It's a diary. It's a diary, okay? It's a diary.

Speaker 6 Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 Well, how recent is Beatrix?

Speaker 29 Up until about

Speaker 29 11 minutes ago.

Speaker 9 Wow.

Speaker 49 Oh, wow. That's very recent.

Speaker 8 Don't worry, everybody.

Speaker 26 I'll fight Sisu, because I've got one of these.

Speaker 14 What is that?

Speaker 51 Keychain? Tracking fob.

Speaker 7 What's a tracking fob?

Speaker 2 It's a fob. What is it tracking fob?

Speaker 6 You guys didn't have tracking fobs?

Speaker 9 No. Why would we have...

Speaker 46 It's like a thing.

Speaker 15 Tracking Sisu.

Speaker 32 Wait, AJ, how don't you have to have something paired with the fob to...

Speaker 50 It's just a thing that beeps and you you like hey whoever you want to find you get a tracking fob and they how does that work?

Speaker 29 I mean what the fob are you talking about?

Speaker 35 Whoever you want to find I don't know.

Speaker 47 I don't know the technology.

Speaker 6 I just

Speaker 6 Do you see it's like it's beeping more when I put my arm out

Speaker 11 Where is Sisu?

Speaker 29 Also, how has she been dating while in hiding in this ice cave?

Speaker 3 Good question.

Speaker 42 I mean, it is tracking something.

Speaker 48 Look what happens when I go near this giant staircase.

Speaker 32 Follow me up the staircase.

Speaker 26 Oh, there's Bargie. Hi, guys.

Speaker 54 Wait, Bargie?

Speaker 30 How did you get here?

Speaker 22 I told you I would fit.

Speaker 6 Whoa!

Speaker 22 Now I'm just joshing the IGI fool round.

Speaker 55 Oh, oh. Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 29 Yeah, now that makes sense.

Speaker 57 Yeah, took you guys a while.

Speaker 22 Why didn't you just let me drop you off close?

Speaker 32 I mean, in retrospect, Bargie, yes, that was a good idea. Yeah.

Speaker 34 Wait a minute. I got an idea.

Speaker 34 Maybe it's not tracking Sisu at all. Maybe it's tracking Baby Dar.

Speaker 32 The baby is not named Baby Dar.

Speaker 59 Who is Baby Dar? What is a Baby Dar?

Speaker 34 Well, so it's a baby of Dar species.

Speaker 32 But that Dar is in the name of dar species.

Speaker 21 Right, but I'm just saying that like the baby is like baby dar.

Speaker 32 Baby's name is Horse Hat.

Speaker 5 Right, so

Speaker 26 baby ho-ha.

Speaker 29 Baby ho-ha.

Speaker 21 I approve.

Speaker 34 I would die for baby ho-ha.

Speaker 30 Okay, all right.

Speaker 30 Hey! Hey! Can I get some more ice out there?

Speaker 5 What why?

Speaker 22 I'm making this special drink. An old salty grandma.
The sisu.

Speaker 32 Wait, Sisu's on the ship?

Speaker 26 Oh, you're making an old salty grandma? Yeah.

Speaker 30 What is that?

Speaker 53 You never had an old salty gravel.

Speaker 13 No, you're very good.

Speaker 32 What's in it?

Speaker 25 Wait, no.

Speaker 58 Oh,

Speaker 9 she's on the ship.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 22 She's been dating. Did you know that?

Speaker 13 We did figure that out.

Speaker 22 Wow, she's great. All right, I'll talk to you guys later.

Speaker 34 The fob doesn't die.

Speaker 15 Where did you get it?

Speaker 34 I don't know how it works or where it came from, but the fob don't die.

Speaker 32 Wait, so did we technically rescue Sisu?

Speaker 38 We did, right?

Speaker 32 I mean, we came to the planet and she's now on the ship, so yeah.

Speaker 29 So, technically, Bargie rescued Sisu.

Speaker 22 Thank you for that. Sometimes you need other people to acknowledge what you've done.

Speaker 32 Yeah, good job, Bargie.

Speaker 32 That was so amazing. I mean, the speeders were great.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 29 Excuse me? Sorry. Hi.

Speaker 2 Hello, Sisu.

Speaker 58 Sisu.

Speaker 10 It's great to see you again.

Speaker 34 You look so good.

Speaker 9 Hey, HA. Oh, thank you.

Speaker 29 Hey, being in an ice planet does wonders for your skin.

Speaker 3 Oh, that was was very loud.

Speaker 49 That was very loud.

Speaker 38 That's yeah.

Speaker 34 No, she's uh pretty, don't we?

Speaker 29 AJ, get down on the ground.

Speaker 34 What?

Speaker 54 Okay.

Speaker 6 Okay.

Speaker 29 Now, if you excuse me, I have to go use the crapper.

Speaker 53 Wow.

Speaker 32 Absolutely, right this way.

Speaker 25 Oh, very blunt. That's crystal.

Speaker 32 Is a crapper like a brand of a cryo freeze wand or something?

Speaker 9 No, it's a toilet.

Speaker 20 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 54 She's pretty, right? Do we all agree that she? I don't know.

Speaker 6 It's weird. I have like a weird,

Speaker 48 like oh

Speaker 32 AJ, AJ, you know, um, your attraction to Sisu sort of makes sense.

Speaker 43 Uh, you're great, and so is she?

Speaker 49 No, no, no, you're a clip.

Speaker 19 You're a clone from Rolfus Tiddle.

Speaker 32 You're a clone of Rolfus Tiddler.

Speaker 6 I don't know about that.

Speaker 49 Uh, uh,

Speaker 32 okay, we do know your DNA comes from Sisu's ex-husband.

Speaker 54 Okay, oh, from somewhere.

Speaker 53 Maybe we should clarify something.

Speaker 19 Can you take off your helmet real quick? Okay.

Speaker 6 All right, look at this mirror.

Speaker 19 Look at this picture of Rolfus Tittle.

Speaker 40 Did you take a picture of the mirror?

Speaker 5 No. If I took a picture of the mirror, I would take a picture of myself.

Speaker 57 Oh, it's 189.

Speaker 13 Yes, that's who it is.

Speaker 47 18995.

Speaker 19 Now, this is a picture of Rolfus Tittle.

Speaker 32 AJ, you might say that Rolfus Tittle is

Speaker 13 zero.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Oh, that's.

Speaker 20 Oh, no.

Speaker 47 Horse hat. I got it.
I got it. I got it.

Speaker 49 Okay. I'm in a.

Speaker 33 Somebody lift. I want to rock.

Speaker 20 Or sat.

Speaker 9 Okay, I have.

Speaker 20 I mean.

Speaker 9 I guess.

Speaker 42 Guys, what if Sisu and I had a kid?

Speaker 53 I don't think

Speaker 53 possible genitals.

Speaker 48 I mean, right, but like, what if I, like,

Speaker 48 butted?

Speaker 47 Like, I.

Speaker 48 Buttted? You know, like, butted, and there was a kid.

Speaker 29 Okay, wait, wait, wait, let's see where this goes. It's a little bit more.

Speaker 14 Yeah, say that.

Speaker 9 Yeah, so, like, what if I, like, butted. Like a flower.

Speaker 47 Like a flower, and there's a little bud on, like, the side of my neck, and it just sort of grew and grew.

Speaker 42 It was like, the kid of me and Sisu, you know?

Speaker 22 Ah, that was one of my movies.

Speaker 56 Oh, wait, what?

Speaker 22 Yeah, it was called Airbutton.

Speaker 58 Oh, this is spaceship butts, butts, yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah, it's a big one.

Speaker 27 Who did you butt off of?

Speaker 53 A big ship? A dog.

Speaker 2 Oh, wow,

Speaker 32 like CGI, or was there a dog that big?

Speaker 20 Yeah, it was a real dog.

Speaker 60 It was a dog that big?

Speaker 15 There's no rule that says a dog can't bud a spaceship.

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 22 Talented dog died shortly after.

Speaker 22 Not because of the movie, but because he had an alcoholic problem.

Speaker 22 Also, dust.

Speaker 20 Also, pills.

Speaker 22 Also, kind of racist.

Speaker 9 This is a real roller coaster right.

Speaker 50 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 49 Anyway, guys, don't worry about me and Sisu.

Speaker 48 I'll be chill. I feel like I'm pretty

Speaker 49 kind of the best team like you're doing.

Speaker 38 Right.

Speaker 48 I'm kind of the best Cuban movie.

Speaker 38 And plus, like, Dar's will move.

Speaker 2 Okay, I'm back.

Speaker 49 Oh, hey, Jamie, put your helmet back on.

Speaker 26 I am refreshed.

Speaker 29 I just want to give my appreciation for finding me.

Speaker 29 You know, I didn't know if anyone was going to come, if anybody got our signal.

Speaker 51 Yeah, we got your message.

Speaker 29 Now, don't think I wasn't doing anything. I wasn't just waiting waiting here like a damsel in distress.
I have been working hard, boots on the ice, every single day.

Speaker 29 I've created street names, a highway system.

Speaker 29 And I've been working with the locals here. I created a colony of monsters of democracy.
It's thriving right now. They have an amazing economy.

Speaker 32 Yeah, the ice beasts?

Speaker 8 The Corvian Ice Beast?

Speaker 29 Yeah, the Corvian Ice Beast.

Speaker 32 You mean they're not feral murderers?

Speaker 29 Oh, they're amazing businessmen. Their acumen is.

Speaker 19 If they were chasing you, say,

Speaker 43 what would the reason be?

Speaker 29 Oh, they'd only chase you if you dropped something, or if you didn't go through customs, or if you're driving a speeder without a permit.

Speaker 29 Or sometimes they just pat you on your back and congratulate you for doing a good job.

Speaker 21 We've had a lot of chases.

Speaker 32 Well, uh, you know, Sisu,

Speaker 32 I just want to say it's it's great to have you back. You know, we need you now more than ever, honestly.

Speaker 9 I remember your name.

Speaker 29 Don't stop. I'm going to.
I remember your name.

Speaker 29 We've met before, right?

Speaker 58 Yes.

Speaker 60 I never forget a face.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 5 But it sort of seems like you've forgotten the face.

Speaker 61 I never forget the name.

Speaker 32 You might remember we as a crew went to the dumps and rescued Rolfus from the don't say that name.

Speaker 29 If I ever see his face again, I don't even know what I'll do.

Speaker 9 Take note.

Speaker 51 It's really not.

Speaker 41 Feels like the way.

Speaker 5 Oh, fine.

Speaker 29 You know, he's probably still alive somewhere out there.

Speaker 53 Probably with a

Speaker 34 maybe somebody who has his

Speaker 33 face

Speaker 54 and

Speaker 34 a flat plank where his genitals should be

Speaker 34 still around.

Speaker 5 AJ.

Speaker 29 AJ. It's probably with some young peace.

Speaker 34 Maybe.

Speaker 29 AJ, I want you to take baby ho-ha. Here you go.

Speaker 54 Okay, let's go.

Speaker 6 Oh, look how cute.

Speaker 54 Oh.

Speaker 54 Alright, I'll get down all the crash.

Speaker 34 I don't know how this.

Speaker 34 Okay, fine.

Speaker 44 Well, Cecy,

Speaker 53 I mean, the galaxy's in kind of a very precarious place right now.

Speaker 32 We were so happy to get your message and hear that you're alive because, frankly, it got real, real jocked up recently.

Speaker 29 Tell me everything.

Speaker 53 Also, it's

Speaker 9 yes, yes, yes, we are

Speaker 9 good job.

Speaker 58 I said she was bluffing, yeah.

Speaker 44 She got it, She really got it.

Speaker 32 What's his last name?

Speaker 53 Nermit. Why would you do that to her?

Speaker 29 Pleck

Speaker 29 Dick Setter.

Speaker 10 Oh, duh. Very close.

Speaker 10 Very close.

Speaker 29 Oh, no, no. You got it, Sisu.

Speaker 39 That's perfect.

Speaker 29 That is his name.

Speaker 14 All right.

Speaker 29 I never forget.

Speaker 32 I never forget. Well, thank you.
You know, Sisu, things have gotten real, real crazy. There was an emperor that, as you know, the Emperor Balweat ruled with an iron fist for

Speaker 32 months until our team sort of took him down.

Speaker 44 Good for you.

Speaker 62 Give yourselves a little clap.

Speaker 9 Yes.

Speaker 20 Thank you.

Speaker 32 Thank you. I will say

Speaker 32 he sort of

Speaker 32 merged with the Benacron and kind of became,

Speaker 32 I don't even know how you'd

Speaker 32 a celestial entity.

Speaker 9 Well, the mass of a planet

Speaker 19 crusher

Speaker 19 collapsed inwards.

Speaker 38 So there's a lot of we call it the all-wheat.

Speaker 32 It's sort of like a mystical black hole.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 32 It's like if an eclipse was

Speaker 32 mean?

Speaker 9 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 29 It would kind of be like if an orange was really big and kept screaming all the time. Okay, sure.

Speaker 19 Imagine like a bloody eye socket, but in a completely dark room.

Speaker 22 Yeah, so okay, so what it sounds like is kind of like when you make a movie, okay? And instead of there being actors, they just hire rocks.

Speaker 32 Sure. I mean, emotionally, yeah, that's exactly what they all wheat.

Speaker 44 If you shut out a comic,

Speaker 32 insulted you. Thank you, AJ.

Speaker 11 Well, actually, you know, it'd probably be easier if we just showed you this

Speaker 19 report.

Speaker 29 Welcome back to a panel of a thousand voices. Tonight, once again, all eyes are on the Ziggs quadrant because of that big fiery thing in the sky.

Speaker 39 What does it do?

Speaker 29 Is the question of the day.

Speaker 29 First up, Jack McFair.

Speaker 29 I have to say that I'm for the all-week. I think that it's really driven a discussion.

Speaker 29 Heinfen Peiven from Smackle News.

Speaker 32 I have to say that I am against the All Wheat. Why do they keep consuming matter that comes close to its surface?

Speaker 29 Gerb from Gerp Tribune.

Speaker 44 I have to say that I'm pro-Allweat. It's a change maker, and I like that.

Speaker 30 I'm Gerb.

Speaker 29 Yes, Knower from Yes No News.

Speaker 29 Little Bill from the Mana Middle School Carrier.

Speaker 58 I'm little Bill.

Speaker 29 I'm terminally ill. The All Wheat is gonna kill us all.
Purvet from Purvet Valley City News.

Speaker 3 I don't know why we have to keep talking about it.

Speaker 1 Why can't we just stare at it for a while?

Speaker 20 Chantawa!

Speaker 2 Chantawa, Chantawa! Chantawa!

Speaker 33 Well, pro-Allweat, anti-Allweat, I think we can all agree the Allweed is exciting.

Speaker 19 I don't know if that report actually cleared up anything about the All Wheat.

Speaker 32 Yeah, no, that was not very helpful.

Speaker 5 Maybe made it less clear.

Speaker 29 Okay, so what it sounds like is everything's gone to shit since I've been gone. Yep.

Speaker 44 Yeah, in addition to the mystery of the always,

Speaker 19 the absence of Emperor Mercury.

Speaker 19 The most popular through television is it just takes place inside the dangerous obtractive.

Speaker 32 What? Yeah, things are real.

Speaker 38 Wheels are coming on.

Speaker 62 It's not good.

Speaker 62 Yeah.

Speaker 29 Well, I have to do something.

Speaker 29 Gang, I have good news. I have returned.

Speaker 29 And I, Sisu Gundu, am gonna make sure that everything goes back to being pristine perfect. Yes.
The fabric of society must be mended.

Speaker 15 This is rousing.

Speaker 29 Is she coming up with this on the spot? This is no longer a monarchy. This is no longer a federated alliance.
This is no longer a rebellion. This is the future.
Wow.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 29 Now I'm prepared. I am ready.
And I know exactly what to do to get this universe back on track.

Speaker 53 Yes. And you,

Speaker 29 my beloved crew, are going to help me.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 53 All right. Wow.

Speaker 29 Yes, we are honored. I have a plan to reunite the galaxy, and we're going to start right here in the Zix Quadrant.
Yes.

Speaker 63 Perfect.

Speaker 29 Or as I like to call it,

Speaker 29 the butt end of Espasu.

Speaker 9 Yeah, wow, that does get dislike class.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I've heard it called the ass end of space, but the butt end of Espasa is nice.

Speaker 5 You know, it feels good to work for someone who has a vision yeah

Speaker 32 i know the zimas were like fun but

Speaker 29 i don't know if i call them fun then let me go around the room and tell you what you're gonna be doing oh wow

Speaker 25 all right

Speaker 29 you c53 i know your name why not i would like you to be my protocol in diplomatic relations droid sisu i would be honored to accept all right

Speaker 29 mermit bundle like look me in the eye look me straight in the eye are you looking at me are you there is Is the intensity there?

Speaker 44 I'm getting up on the table looking at you straight in. Okay.

Speaker 29 As I'm building my team,

Speaker 29 you are going to be my temporary emergency emissarial negotiations missions operations manager.

Speaker 32 Oh, Sisu, I would be absolutely honored at your service.

Speaker 53 You're a teen mom.

Speaker 64 Letting out the shirt. What?

Speaker 9 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 39 Yes, that's exactly what it is.

Speaker 2 What do you mean?

Speaker 42 A teen.

Speaker 5 Oh.

Speaker 38 Yeah. That shortens right down.

Speaker 19 Your parents are going to be super angry.

Speaker 9 No, they.

Speaker 63 Bargie.

Speaker 29 I know you've gone through struggle from top to bottom. You

Speaker 29 are gonna be the ship.

Speaker 53 Wow.

Speaker 22 Wow, okay, you know what?

Speaker 34 I didn't see that coming.

Speaker 22 I've been trying to find myself for a while, and

Speaker 22 I guess I'm a ship.

Speaker 22 I have an announcement to make. I'm not an actor anymore.

Speaker 61 What? I've given up on acting.

Speaker 48 Bargie! Bargie,

Speaker 56 it's caused me only pain.

Speaker 38 No, you're so well, yeah, yeah,

Speaker 49 that's true, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 27 That's true.

Speaker 22 Now, not leaving the piss, I'll tell you that. I'm just gonna work in development now.

Speaker 29 AJ, you are my security officer.

Speaker 53 All right,

Speaker 54 okay.

Speaker 54 Got it.

Speaker 6 Let's walk alone.

Speaker 60 Dar,

Speaker 29 you exude confidence.

Speaker 63 Yeah, you exude power.

Speaker 29 You seem to always know what it is that you want, and you go for it.

Speaker 29 So there is nobody better here in this ship that I can think of than you

Speaker 29 to be the captain.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry, what?

Speaker 51 Great!

Speaker 2 Captain Darrow, congratulations!

Speaker 8 Captain Darr!

Speaker 34 Captain Darr.

Speaker 62 Captain Darr.

Speaker 29 Thank you, Captain Dar.

Speaker 29 Sisu, I will not disappoint. I'm so honored.

Speaker 2 Wow, we've never had a captain.

Speaker 20 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 Captain Dar.

Speaker 29 Great, I think that's it.

Speaker 26 We've all got jobs.

Speaker 49 This is amazing.

Speaker 34 Wow.

Speaker 34 What about Papa?

Speaker 15 Oh, right, Pleck. Cleck,

Speaker 49 right.

Speaker 9 Oh, right, Cleck. Yeah, sure.

Speaker 9 Cleck.

Speaker 29 Of course. Yeah.
No one here doesn't have a job.

Speaker 9 Goolf. Yeah, great.
Just any whatever.

Speaker 2 I will figure it out later.

Speaker 29 But until then,

Speaker 29 you have fun.

Speaker 29 I want you to focus on having fun.

Speaker 29 You took down the Emperor, okay?

Speaker 26 You don't have a purpose anymore.

Speaker 11 Well, I mean, yeah, you just expensive, yeah, yeah, it's like your whole thing.

Speaker 29 Yeah, your story is complete. You've sacrificed so much, yeah.

Speaker 58 Black,

Speaker 64 I'm sorry, you got fired.

Speaker 4 What?

Speaker 64 I think you got fired.

Speaker 20 Hey, C-53. Yeah, were you surprised that Barty's still the ship?

Speaker 22 Hey, honestly, I'm surprised.

Speaker 20 Okay, I've killed it a whole lot as a ship.

Speaker 32 So, uh, Sisu Gundu, what's your title?

Speaker 38 What's your

Speaker 29 title is Sisu Gundu.

Speaker 29 Former rebellion leader.

Speaker 54 Yeah, sure.

Speaker 29 Current mother, pretty sure.

Speaker 44 Yeah.

Speaker 29 And future savior of all quadrants.

Speaker 9 Wow.

Speaker 59 An F SAC.

Speaker 59 What?

Speaker 25 What? What is a future savior?

Speaker 10 Not everything is an F-10.

Speaker 32 Why is Teen Mom an acronym?

Speaker 9 Because it works.

Speaker 25 It works.

Speaker 19 Also, of all

Speaker 29 And now, step one. Captain Darr.

Speaker 30 That's me.

Speaker 29 Captain Darr, I'm giving you this chip. Okay?

Speaker 29 Thank you. What do I do with it? You will.
No, wait, I'm the captain. I'll figure it out.
Great. Okay, Nermit, we're going back to my HQ.

Speaker 32 Whoa, where's that? Wait, you have an HQ?

Speaker 29 Yeah, that's where you guys pick me me up.

Speaker 49 What?

Speaker 38 No, we rescued you.

Speaker 32 I thought you were in exile on an ice cream.

Speaker 29 No, you just put me on a ship for a hot sec. I'm going to go back.
I renovated. It is beautiful there.
Also, I have a whole staff of those ice monsters.

Speaker 44 They're huge.

Speaker 29 Your staff? Yeah, they work 24-7.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 32 Some of them told us they were leaving.

Speaker 25 Oh. Yeah, don't worry about it.

Speaker 44 Well, I hope they're going somewhere warm.

Speaker 39 Great, yes. Was it Dale?

Speaker 14 Dale

Speaker 29 has been speaking about a vacation for a while.

Speaker 25 That guy Claus?

Speaker 58 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
That was Dale.

Speaker 29 Yeah, six kids, mortgage, beautiful life.

Speaker 6 What a sweetheart.

Speaker 38 Yeah, that, yep.

Speaker 29 Yeah, he makes the cookies you would kill for. You would kill him to get that recipe.

Speaker 53 I tried to

Speaker 53 amazing.

Speaker 53 Well, whoops.

Speaker 63 Right.

Speaker 29 All right, Bargee, Q My Exit Theme Song.

Speaker 9 Let's get this loot. Wow, that's fun.

Speaker 33 This is good.

Speaker 6 Wow.

Speaker 54 You're soulful.

Speaker 6 You're very soulful.

Speaker 32 AJ's arms are just at 45 degrees.

Speaker 38 What is that? What is he?

Speaker 9 Is he holding? What is he? Yes.

Speaker 3 Nermit. Yes.

Speaker 8 Yes. Before you go.
Yeah.

Speaker 32 I want to give you this.

Speaker 32 It's your heat rock.

Speaker 32 I know your brain doesn't work down there if you're cold and

Speaker 49 good point. It's really.

Speaker 32 You would be so dumb if you didn't have this. Thank you.
I'm looking out for you, bud.

Speaker 29 All right, Nermit, let's go.

Speaker 37 No, guys, I'm going to HQ.

Speaker 32 Actually, Sisu, I'm right behind you, okay?

Speaker 49 All right. Catch up.

Speaker 5 Dar,

Speaker 41 horse hat.

Speaker 32 I promised a co-parent, so I want to know: is it okay that I leave with Sisu?

Speaker 62 Oh, we'll figure it out.

Speaker 29 You've been called to HQ, just as I've been called to captain, and Captain. Honestly, uh, Ho-Ha may not be able to talk yet, yet, but is completely self-sufficient.

Speaker 10 Okay, horse hat. I

Speaker 32 love you. I'll always be sort of maybe here.

Speaker 33 Okay, that's a big hunk.

Speaker 54 Okay, horse hat, let me come.

Speaker 34 Okay, his eyes are popping out of the bed.

Speaker 32 Oh boy, wow, he looks like one of those stress-squeezy dolls.

Speaker 34 Well, Nerva, looks like you both had to say goodbye to special people today.

Speaker 10 You talking about Dale?

Speaker 14 You shot Dale between the eyes.

Speaker 24 Captain, Captain, Captain,

Speaker 25 Captain, Captain,

Speaker 20 Captain,

Speaker 29 when I introduced myself, Captain.

Speaker 20 I think that's the captain.

Speaker 9 Captain

Speaker 19 Turnaway for the mirror, Dar.

Speaker 29 Okay, okay, uh, just capt Captain, Captain, Captain, Captain Captain Captain.

Speaker 34 Oh, Dar, you seem quite kind of stressed.

Speaker 29 Well, it's just, she handed me the chip, and now I'm like, what do I do? What do I do with it?

Speaker 29 Dar, I've been a protocol and diplomatic relations officer for quite some time, I can confidently say the answer's inside of me, and I should just figure it out.

Speaker 21 No, yeah, Papa, how did you do it?

Speaker 34 When you were captain, no, he wasn't.

Speaker 29 Okay, no, absolutely not. But what I did do was no one had a leadership position until now.
Yeah, because now I'm captain and I'm in charge. I'm the captain now.

Speaker 34 Papa, you'll always be the captain of my

Speaker 41 life.

Speaker 9 Thank you.

Speaker 34 I was trying to make him feel better.

Speaker 6 He got fired. What am I doing?

Speaker 47 You don't have to make me feel better, by the way.

Speaker 34 Nobody likes being like oh, okay.

Speaker 53 You know what?

Speaker 32 Listen, I fulfilled my destiny. I took down the whack as the Emperor of the galaxy.

Speaker 5 I deserve a little bit of a break.

Speaker 11 Have you heard from the Zimas at all?

Speaker 51 Yeah, I think we're all taking a break.

Speaker 13 You know? Kicking back.

Speaker 53 All the Zimas.

Speaker 32 The space has been balanced. I think we all deserve a hack and a Sigarilio, you know?

Speaker 53 You're not coming.

Speaker 9 On the mission?

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 41 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 32 I got Flappy Garfund fired up here.

Speaker 10 What would I do out there?

Speaker 5 I mean, I guess the same thing you do before.

Speaker 5 I guess I don't really know.

Speaker 41 Who's gonna dither around?

Speaker 56 As a ship.

Speaker 22 Hi, guys. I'm a ship now.

Speaker 32 The ship. Yeah, that's great.
It's great to have you, Rogy.

Speaker 34 That was a twist. Wow.

Speaker 22 This way you're thinking is correct.

Speaker 22 Let go of everything in the past.

Speaker 22 Let go of any relationships you've had. Nothing means anything, because at the end of the day, there's a light at the end of a tunnel that's coming faster and faster towards you.
So you go crazy.

Speaker 22 You do every drug you've ever wanted.

Speaker 22 Break every single law.

Speaker 2 Okay, yeah, okay. Margie, are you okay?

Speaker 22 And you snap a neck.

Speaker 27 Uh, Margie, are you doing all right?

Speaker 22 I'm fine.

Speaker 33 Yeah, because you're kind of not doing your job either.

Speaker 55 I'm doing well.

Speaker 29 Oh, thank Rod. Okay.

Speaker 19 Captain Donner, I have an incoming transmission from Temporary Emergency Administerial Negotiations, Missions Operations Manager.

Speaker 63 I'm a fun to boy. Hey, Norman.

Speaker 39 Hey.

Speaker 30 You have to give us the mission now.

Speaker 29 I can't wait. I can't wait any longer.

Speaker 44 I can't sit here thinking, what could it be?

Speaker 53 What could it be?

Speaker 6 No, Donner, you're going to be your great captain.

Speaker 9 It's going to be fun.

Speaker 39 Well, I don't have a great example to live up to here.

Speaker 64 So true. Okay.

Speaker 38 I'm right here.

Speaker 34 But you weren't the captain.

Speaker 59 That's a good point. Yeah, there was not an example.

Speaker 34 How's it going?

Speaker 32 Yeah, you staying staying warm in there?

Speaker 59 Yeah, I appreciate the heat rock. And check this out.

Speaker 10 Yeah, that looks like a real office. I know, right?

Speaker 59 And guys, do you see behind me?

Speaker 54 Whoa.

Speaker 59 Look at all these sentients here. Wow.
Look at all these people. Like Sisu said, the Corbian ice pieces are great.
A lot of them work here. Knack knock!

Speaker 58 Hey! Hey, dear!

Speaker 21 So happy to have you part of the crew!

Speaker 54 Happy to be here. Thank you so much.

Speaker 31 Well, there's still some leftover cookies from Dale's recipe out in the kitchen.

Speaker 21 You should try some. They're real tasty.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 31 I'm

Speaker 31 good.

Speaker 55 Speaking of Dale, have you seen him

Speaker 31 We're doing a b-ball game out for work today.

Speaker 59 No, Dale, you could be great on the team.

Speaker 31 You look like you got a lot of sputs up.

Speaker 59 Oh, thank you.

Speaker 33 I um Dale, I thought I like Dale.

Speaker 59 I've heard Dale is often just like, you never know where Dale is.

Speaker 5 I think you usually always know where Dale is. Dale could be.

Speaker 53 How would you know what Dale did? I just got

Speaker 53 her.

Speaker 55 Well, I guess if Dale ain't here, it's a pretty sad day, I'll tell you that.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 21 Okay, bye. Bye.

Speaker 29 Oh, you're fitting in right away.

Speaker 59 I have your mission.

Speaker 14 Yes.

Speaker 59 The chip that FSAC Gundu gave you.

Speaker 34 No, we're not doing that.

Speaker 53 We're not doing FSAC.

Speaker 34 Get those words out of your mouth when you're talking about this is Gundu.

Speaker 6 Okay, Jesus. Get them out of your mouth.

Speaker 53 He's on our side.

Speaker 59 Yeah, you remember me? Nermat. So the chip that Sisu Gundu gave you contains a message announcing her intention to unify the galaxy.
It needs to be brought to Tenethius 4.

Speaker 27 Okay?

Speaker 19 Tenethius 4, of course, the hub for the intergalactic broadcasting number.

Speaker 54 Right.

Speaker 59 You need to get the chip into the transmission port of the tower on Tenethius 4 to broadcast this message of unity to everyone.

Speaker 30 Yes.

Speaker 32 Great.

Speaker 39 Well, perfect.

Speaker 29 So good.

Speaker 34 I

Speaker 29 say we blaze ahead.

Speaker 20 Yeah, we'll go there.

Speaker 54 Just blaze.

Speaker 29 We will crash in there and stomp around and get answers.

Speaker 59 And that's corps is honestly a very kind of orderly, laid-back society. It should be kind of straight out.

Speaker 53 Yeah, Captain, I think we'll probably have a pretty easy time of it. It's a well-run plan.

Speaker 6 Wait, so is this a mission that we actually might like

Speaker 6 do?

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 19 This is the perfect mission to start with.

Speaker 23 We're in the shutdown, people.

Speaker 6 Thanks a cheap.

Speaker 11 Wow,

Speaker 21 My face has a tinier face.

Speaker 6 A smaller face. They're all like mutants or something.

Speaker 8 I am just a fortune.

Speaker 23 What's going on?

Speaker 6 Hey, let's burn out that building.

Speaker 58 I'm a toll with beach. I'm a toll with bitch!

Speaker 6 What the joke happened?

Speaker 21 You said this planet was cold!

Speaker 25 What do you lie?

Speaker 43 All of the most recent information I had about Tenetius 4 implied that everything was fine.

Speaker 21 How recent?

Speaker 16 Okay.

Speaker 16 Eight months ago.

Speaker 5 Okay, downloading the most recent updates.

Speaker 43 Looks like immediately after the Emperor disappeared, there were seven simultaneous revolutions.

Speaker 34 What about the toes with feet though?

Speaker 5 Okay, so it looks like a bunch of rebel factions interrupted the power generation just by knocking a bunch of radioactive axotops into their water supply.

Speaker 21 I think that maybe explains a little bit of this one.

Speaker 21 That's just one side of a face.

Speaker 43 It's just the bad side of a face.

Speaker 33 But how would we know, you know?

Speaker 40 Like, how would we know if she's just one side?

Speaker 64 Trust me, it's the worst side. You can't.

Speaker 23 I'm taking them out.

Speaker 6 I'm just an opinion.

Speaker 32 Hey, hey, Bargie. Yeah.
What if you and I made like a web series, you know? Like you and me on the ship. Pleck and Bargie.

Speaker 22 But give me seven pitches. Give me some ideas.
I'm interested in you. Okay.
I want you.

Speaker 46 Okay.

Speaker 32 What about a docuseries on the.

Speaker 22 Bro, I fell asleep.

Speaker 56 I'm asleep now. Okay.
I'm asleep.

Speaker 22 Pleck, what is your story? What is Pleck's story? Oh, okay. What is it about you that makes you different now?

Speaker 32 Well, I was the chosen one of the space, and I brought balance to the galaxy

Speaker 2 by defeating the

Speaker 41 what?

Speaker 22 Yeah, I heard that pitch last week.

Speaker 53 I was a pitch of something that happened to me.

Speaker 9 I did it.

Speaker 23 Next.

Speaker 29 We found shelter. They won't find.

Speaker 30 Oh, no, they found us. They found us.
They found us.

Speaker 58 And this one's so scary.

Speaker 26 It's a big old Garfod.

Speaker 5 It's the biggest Garfod I've ever seen.

Speaker 21 Really fasty.

Speaker 26 Let's lock and load.

Speaker 26 I can only lock.

Speaker 36 And honestly, I'm too scared.

Speaker 26 My butt got sort of clenched up.

Speaker 21 Dar, I'm clenched up.

Speaker 12 Oh, it's okay.

Speaker 21 I'm clinched right now.

Speaker 21 Oh, wait, Dar.

Speaker 36 Dar, we can see the tower, but it's like, how are we going to get there?

Speaker 30 Once we get there, the tower doesn't have any power.

Speaker 26 The power has got no tower?

Speaker 29 No, no, no, the tower has no power.

Speaker 44 That's what I say.

Speaker 3 No, it is not what we're saying.

Speaker 26 I'm almost positive I said the power has no tower.

Speaker 5 Oh, that's what you just said.

Speaker 44 But that's incorrect.

Speaker 23 That's what it says.

Speaker 29 I'm an eyeball if you just want to lash.

Speaker 53 Listen, Captain Dorothy, we can find some way to get that ship in there.

Speaker 43 I'm sure we can restore power long enough to broadcast the message.

Speaker 41 Look out, legs coming through.

Speaker 6 Let's legs. Legs disappear.

Speaker 3 A single leg here. Single leg.

Speaker 23 I'm a tiny leg.

Speaker 8 What would Papa do in this moment right now?

Speaker 35 No, I mean placks. Can we do something embarrassing?

Speaker 3 Oh, sure.

Speaker 3 Okay,

Speaker 29 so what? We gotta all think like pleck. Alright, we're blecking it up.

Speaker 35 Oh, alright, so

Speaker 3 this.

Speaker 39 Oh, you look weird.

Speaker 29 You look weird.

Speaker 38 Wow, what are you?

Speaker 29 It's weird that it's just a bunch of legs walking around.

Speaker 3 Why is that weird? Well, because legs

Speaker 3 are peddling legs.

Speaker 2 No. Why do you have such a weird, nasty thing going on at the top of your legs?

Speaker 2 Ow!

Speaker 36 Captain Darth, this army is shit tight.

Speaker 34 You gotta be careful.

Speaker 26 Should I help if this feels really popper right now?

Speaker 6 Yeah, it's true. I'll prepare an important lesson here for Darth.

Speaker 32 Alright, Bargie, next question. Alright.

Speaker 10 Your ex.

Speaker 22 Oh, which one, though?

Speaker 32 Well, it doesn't say it's just a.

Speaker 61 Okay, but it really depends.

Speaker 32 No, it's just a quiz, though. Okay.
I guess your most recent ex.

Speaker 56 Oh, Gail.

Speaker 9 Oh, sure. Gail.
Okay.

Speaker 32 Your ex. Gail.

Speaker 53 Okay.

Speaker 32 Has posted something nasty online, and you're pretty sure it's about you.

Speaker 20 Did they do this right now?

Speaker 41 No.

Speaker 53 It's a hypothetical Bargie.

Speaker 61 I block them, but I can unblock them.

Speaker 53 Bargie, it's unbelievable.

Speaker 61 I'm willing to open the pen door for you.

Speaker 32 Bargie, I'm trying to do a they teen quiz with you to to see.

Speaker 53 Did they follow?

Speaker 33 Wow, really?

Speaker 36 I knew it.

Speaker 32 I'm just gonna put C.

Speaker 32 Next question.

Speaker 53 Who is.

Speaker 53 Which one?

Speaker 5 No.

Speaker 5 Here are my legs.

Speaker 35 I'm trying not to understand you. I'm trying to generate a ow!

Speaker 26 Ow!

Speaker 26 Wow. Go tap! Go!

Speaker 40 Man, those legs are fast.

Speaker 26 You wouldn't think that things that were just legs would be fast.

Speaker 5 Just running in circles.

Speaker 40 Good strategy.

Speaker 21 Dar,

Speaker 19 more and sensitive observations on their culture.

Speaker 3 Okay, I just.

Speaker 2 What did you call my legs?

Speaker 3 I'm running in circles because it feels kind of, you know, sort of cleck with you.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you knew it.

Speaker 6 Keep going.

Speaker 40 Oh, I see what's happening. Dar's gonna run around enough times that they just like wear down to the little dubs.

Speaker 21 No, no, no.

Speaker 11 They're inside a turbine.

Speaker 5 Alright, that's enough

Speaker 5 pushing against

Speaker 5 a turbine. We're gonna generate power.

Speaker 15 Oh, wow, the turbine's starting to move, Mr.

Speaker 40 Robot Man.

Speaker 26 Now the power is starting to have some power.

Speaker 35 Oh, oh! Right! All right, well, come on!

Speaker 23 You're doing great!

Speaker 36 And by great, I mean cringy and awful.

Speaker 6 Darn, frog of the chip.

Speaker 35 Here you go!

Speaker 21 Oh, you caught the chip. Yeah.

Speaker 26 And then if Pop were here, he'd like instantly drop it and break it so you should probably do that.

Speaker 5 I even focus in the tower.

Speaker 6 Oh, okay.

Speaker 40 Dip that chip.

Speaker 36 Dip that chip.

Speaker 5 I'm gonna leave it in.

Speaker 21 I mean, you know.

Speaker 34 See?

Speaker 26 Oh, wow. Look, it's all lighting up.

Speaker 26 The chip has been dipped.

Speaker 12 Let's go home, everyone. We did it.

Speaker 23 I have a fingernail with fingers.

Speaker 5 This planet confuses me.

Speaker 35 Did someone say you tear stuff?

Speaker 5 Nobody did it.

Speaker 41 Snap, snap, snap, snap.

Speaker 38 Open up, Corsa.

Speaker 32 No, it's just a one more bite, okay?

Speaker 32 One more bite.

Speaker 51 Good.

Speaker 32 Not too bad, right?

Speaker 6 Close it up, Barto. Barge, go, Barto.

Speaker 6 Oh, go, okay.

Speaker 54 There's an intestine that's creeping towards us.

Speaker 33 Get out of here. Oh, wow.

Speaker 56 I've worked with one of those once.

Speaker 22 They smell weird.

Speaker 34 Yeah. Real weird.

Speaker 29 Real weird. And they like to slap.

Speaker 54 Oh, my jucky fraud.

Speaker 51 How'd the mission go? Well,

Speaker 29 it miraculously all worked out.

Speaker 19 Here, you can take a listen for yourself.

Speaker 12 Universe of space.

Speaker 12 Wow, really going for it.

Speaker 29 Don't be surprised, it is I, Sisu Gundu.

Speaker 29 I was not dead, I was alive the whole time. And yes, my face looks amazing.

Speaker 29 I alone can pick up the pieces of this broken galaxy and put it all back together like a beautiful vase. I say, vase.

Speaker 54 It's the voice and the cadence that continues.

Speaker 19 Yeah. Plus, the shoulder pads should be.

Speaker 29 Now, I want to show you how tight I am.

Speaker 13 Wow, very tight.

Speaker 15 Wow. Nice job, guys.

Speaker 5 Darn.

Speaker 32 First mission as a captain, you nailed it.

Speaker 59 Hey, C, do you want to just, like, go...

Speaker 34 Do we have an aside but where we like relax and don't talk?

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Let's do that. Okay.

Speaker 29 Good, good job out there, guys.

Speaker 34 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 25 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 32 Looks like you nailed it.

Speaker 29 Pleck, it's so hard.

Speaker 30 Really?

Speaker 29 It's so hard.

Speaker 29 Being kept in, there's just too much.

Speaker 29 There's too much being kept in...

Speaker 65 Kept in.

Speaker 29 You would have crumpled under this pressure. Yeah.

Speaker 29 I need you down there with us.

Speaker 53 Nah, no.

Speaker 53 Darn, I'm retired.

Speaker 32 After you save the galaxy, what, you're going to go back to putting chips in slots? No.

Speaker 29 But the thing is, if you're not down there being, you know, you, then I... I'm you.
Then I'm you. I'm...
I'm you.

Speaker 2 Sounds great, see?

Speaker 29 I become you. I become you, and I need you down there to be you so that I can be me.
You know what I'm I'm saying? Hmm.

Speaker 29 Let me be me and let you do you, but you have to do it with me because me as Plek is. Yeah.

Speaker 41 No, I get that.

Speaker 32 Alright, yeah, I can come on the next mission, Captain.

Speaker 53 Whatever you want.

Speaker 29 That's what I want.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 32 You know, you did accomplish the mission, Dar.

Speaker 32 You did what you were supposed to do.

Speaker 31 Thanks, Pleck.

Speaker 32 I got to level 18.

Speaker 32 Guess I'm just kind of captaining my own life right now, you know.

Speaker 31 Alright, see you later.

Speaker 31 This is Sea Red IT5.

Speaker 66 Credits and Attributions joined commencing Atro Protocol. Pleck Deck Center was played by Alden Ford.
C-53 was played by Jeremy Benn. Captain Dar was played by Ali Kokesh.

Speaker 66 Archie the Ship and Susugundu were played by Mujan Zolfagari.

Speaker 5 Temporary Emergency Emissary in the Go-

Speaker 66 Teen Mom, Nerik Mundaloy was played by Seth Lind. AJ was played by Winston Knoll.
Special thanks to our Brooklyn Podcast Festival audience for chanting Army Army of Legs.

Speaker 66 This episode was edited by Seth Lind with sound design and mix by Shane O'Connell. Recorded at Robert Doggy Jr.'s Puppy Palace in Brooklyn, New York.

Speaker 66 New season 4 music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by famed Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra. Additional music by Shane O'Connell.
Opening call narration by Jeremy Crenshley.

Speaker 66 Ship design for the Bargerian Jade by Eric Goyce. Audio hosting by Simplecast.
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Speaker 46 Oh, it's my tracking fob.

Speaker 65 What is a tracking fob? You guys don't have a tracking fob?

Speaker 4 It's like, no, just be aware of it.

Speaker 65 No one has a tracking fob. What are you tracking?

Speaker 46 Hey, whoever you want to find, you get a tracking fob and they

Speaker 4 mean, ooh,

Speaker 46 whoever you want to find? I don't know, I don't know the technology. I'm just asking

Speaker 4 a lot of attitudes.

Speaker 4 Wow, where'd you get it?

Speaker 41 Sorry,

Speaker 15 you broke Winston.

Speaker 4 Oh boy.

Speaker 4 I'm sorry.

Speaker 12 Wait.

Speaker 4 It was stupid.

Speaker 46 It was dumb. Okay.

Speaker 4 I don't know. No, we're keeping that.
Yeah, it was very fun.

Speaker 46 So the technology, but.

Speaker 46 Oh, uh.

Speaker 46 Hello?

Speaker 46 Hello?

Speaker 32 I didn't know if it was. I didn't know if it was you.
C53 knows who's calling because he is connected to the computer.

Speaker 4 How many people call in?

Speaker 32 I mean, fair point.

Speaker 15 Probably good guess.

Speaker 59 Will you do the like the incoming thing, just because I feel like that's it.

Speaker 42 You don't say it after you pick up.

Speaker 59 Well, what if I call back, but you promise you say it before you pick up?

Speaker 32 Before I pick up, and then you wouldn't know. Sure, you know what? I'll say it.

Speaker 49 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 6 Alright.

Speaker 49 Hello.

Speaker 59 There's no way you had time. I rang once.

Speaker 15 I'm pretty sure I squeezed it in.

Speaker 31 No, you didn't.

Speaker 9 Nerman, what's up, man?

Speaker 31 What do you mean, what's up?

Speaker 59 How did the mission...

Speaker 59 Did you guys transmit the... Why am I talking to you?

Speaker 9 Where is the majority of the majority?

Speaker 32 I think the mission went great.

Speaker 38 I wasn't there.

Speaker 32 I think the captain might be, like asleep or meditating or something like that.

Speaker 10 It was pretty rough.

Speaker 9 There were a lot of,

Speaker 32 I don't know, fingers and toes and stuff down there.

Speaker 10 It was weird.

Speaker 21 Norman, did you hear? How else did?

Speaker 21 No.

Speaker 21 Yeah, no.

Speaker 21 Dale.

Speaker 21 Oh, no.

Speaker 21 Yo.

Speaker 21 Good.

Speaker 32 All right, Nerman, I'll see you later, buddy.