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Cube to Cube!

It's time for Cube to Cube with the two favorite hosts, Spoty.

See if you hear you.

That's right.

Both of the Cube to Cube, but we're talking straight from myCube to Bargie's Central Processing Union, which doesn't have a Cube.

I don't have a Cube.

It's a Snapchat name for a bunch of people.

That's right!

As you know, Barger, you're gonna do all the housekeeping before it gets a matter of discussing pop culture.

The weather today is pretty good.

Outside looks pretty dark because we're in space.

Housekeeping number one.

Right inside the vacuum space, there's a winner.

And if you're experiencing winner, you're in a self-contained bowser sphere.

Number two, number two, it's happening number two.

We got some mail.

We got some mail from our fans.

What's this one?

What does it say?

I can't read.

Alright, having trouble voicing on it, but it seems to me.

Hey, so how does this podcast work exactly?

If you both run on a liquid-fueled substance, one's a ship, one's a drone, and somehow you can both bounce it in.

Hey, buddy, I got all our answers for for you.

Who said that?

Name him!

The person who said this letter, his name is Pleck, Pleck,

Black!

Bleck!

Bleck!

Bleck!

Yeah, what is it?

Yeah, what is it, guys?

Did you send this letter?

Oh, oh, yeah, you have my letter.

Are you reading it on your podcast?

Third thing for housekeeping.

Get rid of Pleck.

No, get out of here.

Get out of here.

Get out of here.

Get out of here.

Get out of here.

Alright, last week we got a lot of complaints.

People said they didn't understand what we were saying because we were talking too fast.

Well, guess what?

This week we're going even faster.

do that last week because it was too fast.

We're just saying, straight up, brother.

We got mail of amazing guests today.

We're going to talk about pop culture.

We're going to talk about culture that's poppin'.

We're going to talk about the ground and the ceiling and their substances are solid and gaseous.

You think it's going to stop there?

You're wrong.

Let's get into pop culture.

Our favorite thing I'm doing today.

Pop culture.

So Bargie, what are you looking at into pop culture?

That's got you exciting this week.

Oh, wow.

So I recently saw a movie.

I forget the name of it.

So Janka, try and help me out here.

here.

It's about like a small ship that goes through the sky and then a bigger ship and they like me.

Okay, so it sounds like a bunch of ship coming.

But the weird thing is like what's like got me like real right up is the fact that I know them both and they're both like a bunch of fools.

Whoa!

It's a play by Jagor Bajor, the ship I know you.

I know you're at the Cumja Show.

Guests of the pod.

But you're Bajor, we're asking you to be a guest of the pod.

Won't you guess on the pod?

Steve, the thing, what's up that you saw papa go to the street that blew your life?

Monty, I can't really say about how this thing I've been experiencing back on.

Are you familiar with the magazine Droids on Roids?

Yes!

It's a magazine only for lifter droids about lifting the most they could possibly lift.

I'm not a lifter droid.

I'm like, wow, what an interesting subculture that I've never considered before.

Wow, hey, Simeon listened to the voicemails from some of our listeners.

I'm very cold.

Uh, hey guys, this is uh Jessup Spike here from Essentially Entertaining Oddcast Productions.

Just wondering when you're gonna have those 10 episodes that you uh

this is Mallory

Good old Mallory.

Is that episode of CubeCube without a message from Mallory?

That's what we always say.

Give me the cube.

Alright, at the same time, we're gonna say what we hate the most this week.

One, two, three.

Particles.

I said particles.

I said mashed potatoes.

That's the same thing.

Mashed potatoes are random particles.

Wow, wow.

Hey, hey, let's talk about the director that we would juck.

Name five directors you would juck.

Okay, Dorben Scalgon.

Done it.

Devox 5.

Done it.

Morgan Gladglon.

Try.

Oh, hmm.

Wild.

Tricky.

Dipped down.

Glad glue.

Done it.

Smarty for you.

Oh, Alzheimer,

Noah Bumble.

Never say that name again.

Never say that name again.

You promised me you'll never say that name again.

Margaret, why can I say I'm right on?

I'm a real rough yield.

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Middle Part of my name?

Yeah.

No, it's Eugene.

And thank you for student audience.

Hello, welcome to Cube to Cube, the only podcast that's called Cube to Cube.

It's me, Faji Ed.

Ed C53.

That's Cube to Cube.

We talk about pop culture.

We talk about greenery.

We talk about what's in the air.

We talk about food we ate.

Sure, we can talk about whatever we want, but first, we gotta do some housekeeping.

Housekeeping.

Yeah, what's up?

Oh boy, my file structures are getting real loose.

I gotta clean up my dour.

There we go, it's done.

Housekeeping complete.

Housekeeping number two, I'm pretty sure have shit glaucoma.

Sometimes I just cannot see.

I just cannot see outside.

Bargain was the last time you're in a sensor scan.

What is that?

That's when you scan your own sensors for abnormalities in your sensors.

I'm doing it right now.

How's it going?

Eyes, red.

Okay, well, that's bad.

It should be green, it's red.

Number three, time for some voicemails for my listeners.

You're

I just wanted to say I like this podcast until it got political.

You know, all of a sudden you started saying the word political, and I hate that word, so I turned it off.

I think this guy's ferned.

We were actually a political thriller.

That's got anything to do with that.

He just said the word political.

I don't care what I'm money for the hyper

I just wanted to know if C-53 was single.

I'm watching him from outside of Bargie's window.

That one's gotta be real.

Creeped out!

All right, time to move on to the meat of Cuped Cube, and let's talk about pop culture!

Pop culture, already.

Pop culture.

It's for me.

Archie gotta talk to me.

What have you pop culture?

Got you excited this week.

Oh god, I got a headache.

Okay, sorry.

I haven't taken hyper proton fuel for like a day and I think I'm like at the end of it.

You know what I mean?

What are you doing you're missing?

Is that taking more hyper proton fuel than I grabbed?

Alright.

Uh oh yeah, pop culture.

Sorry.

Okay, I got focus, focus.

All right, talk into the mic.

Okay, uh, okay.

Recently, I saw, um, I saw a small star, and the star got bigger, and then it.

Oh, my engine.

Oh, my engine.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wait, are you going down the same time as me?

Wait, having a crash.

It's very sharp.

Ugh, something feels salty.

Yeah, we're not programmed to feel that, but I'm dead.

I'm tasting it now.

Quack!

But quack!

Hey, hey, guys, what?

What's that rattling sound?

Shut up!

Turn off the lights in this room!

Ugh, it's like I have motion sickness

from being a ship.

Okay.

Turn off the lights.

Okay.

Jeez.

Deck set her.

Wait, here's a hot shake.

My voice is annoying.

Have you ever like listened to your own voice and you're like, what is this?

It's like two stones just running against each other.

Is that my fault?

Why don't we just toss it over to AJ for the AJ minute?

Yeah.

AJ,

I even tell you what you've been talking about.

You never know what is gonna say.

Why don't we throw it over to you, AJ?

Hey guys, uh,

well, the AJ minute today is a very special AJ minute because I'm talking to you about the dangers of hyper proton fuel.

If you know a loved one who is hooked on hyper proton fuel, do what I did and eject all the fuel out of the hatch.

Clean as a whistle.

Oh, no.

Why did you do that?

Why did you do that?

There's gotta be- I-I- Oh, yeah, I got a secret sesh.

I have a secret sesh!

It's underneath one of Black Daniels' boxes.

One of Fletch boxes.

Alright, I'm moving around to the boxes.

Hey, ow!

Move it!

Ow!

Sorry, guys.

I was pretty thorough.

This is intervention.

I care about you both.

It's crippling.

Well, that's what was on mind today.

That's all we got from our friend AG.

It's time to review the movies.

Review the movies.

Alright, so we went out.

We saw a movie together.

I don't even remember because we were so so joked out.

I mean, I'm looking at my own memory banks and it's just a lot of colors and shapes.

And I can't imagine they released a movie just called colors and ships.

No, no, I do remember what it was called.

I look back at my memory banks and it's just uh it's just this

old video of Pinot dancing.

Yes.

Show the clip.

Okay.

Everybody get the bingo.

Everybody cut the pingo.

You put a fart foot here, you put a fart for here.

You put a fart foot there, you put a fart foot there

Now you shake the bottom of your bean

That is the bean

Everybody swear

Well I guess we should end the show alright

Let's just sing it Let's end the show Yeah,

the show today was produced by uh me and uh CBS E3 and maybe hyper

whatever's left over the residual

It was edited by me and

CMD3

special appearance but

yeah, what is it guys

Shut up your voice is like a like a like a decapitated mouse head inside of a blender

Oh, we forgot our sponsor.

Oh, no, I'm gonna kill us!

Hey there, Cube2Cube listeners.

It's DJ Pleck Deck Center on the podcast microphone, along with my sidekick, AJ.

Yeah, it's DJ AJ.

Yeah, good.

Good, that's pretty good.

C53 and Bargie are still asleep, so we decided to record a podcast.

Hey, Papa.

What?

What are you doing with your voice?

That's just my podcast voice.

Welcome to the show.

Oh, okay.

Do I do that?

What is that?

What is that?

That's my podcast voice.

No, I don't think that.

Cute, I can.

No, AJ.

No, no, no.

AJ, the idea of a podcast voice is to make your voice sound cooler than it normally is, you know?

Okay, Ray.

Welcome, Danny.

AJ, your voice is.

I don't.

What is that?

I thought that was cool.

Was that not cool?

AJ, your voice is cool.

You don't have to

papa.

Okay.

Alright, AJ, I guess it's time for a little housekeeping.

Housekeeping!

Number one, hyper-proton fuel is dangerous.

Yeah, I think we learned a lot about hyper-proton fuel in the last four days.

They recorded dozens of episodes of the show.

Yeah, some of them are,

I mean, unintelligible.

I didn't understand a word there were a couple episodes that I think were just in binary There's an episode where it's just Bargie crying.

I love that one.

That's one of my that's one of my faves.

She's just like why

Yeah, okay, housekeeping number two AJ is a dirty narc wow

Told me I had to read that.

You know AJ

You probably did the right thing.

Yeah, I feel like we've gotten a few calls from nermit that we have not picked up.

Yeah, and like

C53 gets mean.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

Let's get to some the voicemails, Papa.

Yeah, sure.

Let's listen to some listener voicemails.

We're sorry.

Hey, longtime listener, first time caller,

who are you, Jokers?

Where are C53 and Bargy?

You guys have done a couple episodes and they suck.

Who are you, idiots?

Wow, this is rough.

Hi, I got into hyper-proton fuel because Bargie and C told me to do it, but now I think it's a bad decision.

What have I done with my life?

Oh, boy.

Hey, dear, I feel this show's getting a little bit too political.

And I like it.

Oh, hey, great.

Whoa.

Cool.

Is that because I said what's political last week?

Yeah, I think so.

I guess we should talk about pop culture a little bit now.

What was the last thing you watched that you liked?

Um,

oh, I saw Dar.

Like, no, no, no,

it's not supposed to be something that happened in real life.

It's a story,

maybe an album you listen to, music, movie.

I really loved this.

Um, when I was younger, they would pry my eyelids open and tell me how great the Federated Alliance was.

I don't know if that was.

That was awesome.

No.

It was like, Federated

Alliance.

Yeah.

We will always win it.

Yeah,

I loved it.

I don't know if that counts as a movie.

No, it was awesome.

It was all clinched, just like storming down enemies and like people showing prosperity.

It was really moving.

Oh, yeah.

What are you doing out here?

Oh, hey, we're just

shut up.

We're just recording an episode of the podcast.

We're puckers.

Cube to cube.

Oh, yeah, you asked us.

Before you went to sleep, you said, oh, you guys do it now.

Yeah, just cube to.

Okay.

Just turn on eyes.

Why was his case?

Why was his chest casing off?

I don't know.

Did you have stubble?

Daggically, kick, kick, kick, juck or dope.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

I didn't realize the different sections of the podcast just played automatically.

Yeah, I know.

It's very automated.

All right, Juck or Dump.

You go first, AJ.

Juck or dump, Cormy Meehan.

Oh, I would dump because I have no genitals.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I'm not sure if that's really in the spirit of the...

Okay, that's fine.

Let's do it.

No, no, no, no, let's do another dump.

No, let's let's do it.

I can't chuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can't chuck, Papa.

I don't know what you want.

Okay, all right.

Dump!

It's gonna be dump for me for all of you.

You know what?

Never mind, AJ.

I just...

Okay, now you do one.

Okay.

Papa, I've definitely done my research.

So, yeah, Pop Culture,

chuck or dump the

Zalvatron 5000.

That's Barges refrigerator.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm what did you do?

I gotta do it.

Did you chuck it or dump it, Papa?

Pop culture.

I'm not gonna chuck a refrigerator, probably.

No, near you.

Oh, no.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I mean, it's nothing personal, Zelkatron.

Really?

Yeah, no, it's just, I don't even know what...

Unbelievable.

I don't even know what it would look like or how I would do it.

Neither do I, but I'm willing to try.

That's very progressive of you, Zalkat.

Okay.

Wow, this is great.

Pop culture.

I don't think that's what pop culture is.

I think this is pop culture, I'm pretty sure.

I don't think so.

Oh, I guess it's time now for a word from our sponsors.

Just to let you know, because we did not run an ad last week for Cool Pack brand cold sacs, we've actually lost that sponsorship, but fortunately, we've picked up another one.

So, AJ, would you like to read this copy here?

I sure would, Papa.

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it's it's cold to sac.

I had it, Papa.

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Papa, I had it.

Okay,

cold to sacs

brand.

Actually, let me just read this, AJ.

I'm sorry.

We'll read it together.

You can read it over my shoulder and I'll read it out loud.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Cold to sac, brand, cold packs.

Yeah, that was the last one.

Okay.

Give you cool relief wherever you need them, whenever you need them.

Make it personal to you.

Oh,

I think I'm supposed to talk about how I use them.

All right.

Okay, make it personal.

Let's see.

Oh, do you remember that time when you were doing your woodsaber and you hurt yourself in the nuts and you you had to

have like, you had to have a cold.

Yes, I do remember that.

And you were just like going, oh,

my nuts, Marnettes.

And possibly, you got to get a cold pack on it.

You're like, oh, it hurts.

Yes.

And then when we put it on, you're like, it hurts even more.

And Dar was laughing like so much.

Yes, I remember AJ.

We're going to edit this, right?

Is there an editor?

Is there an editor for this?

They'll cut this up.

I'm awake.

Oh, hey, Bargie, welcome back.

Oh, it's happening.

What day is it?

Are we in.

Are we...

Uh.

Is.

Barney, we're doing the podcast.

We're doing CubeTube right now.

Spaceship Spill Ship.

I think we need a divorce.

Oh.

That happened years ago.

What?

Welcome to CubeTecube.

I'm.

Oh, yeah, that's my.

Yeah.

Oh, whoa, wow.

Bargie, you gotta vent that smoke?

Alright, that's my podcast.

I'm ready, I'm row.

Call me and I'm ready.

What part are we in?

I'm not really sure what comes next.

Bargie singing a song about all the movies she saw.

Sounds right.

All of the movies she saw.

All of the movies she saw.

Bargie, I respect your

can-do out of the- Yeah, you're a pro.

Alright, guys, I think you've done enough.

I think C53 and I have leveled out.

We don't need hyper-profile fuel for fuel to fuel you show.

Cube and Q could just be two

sentients having an honest conversation, not about pop culture, but about about themselves.

Yeah, we still got it.

Get lost.

Asking hard-eating questions.

Taking the frame, as it were, and opening it up to reveal the cube inside.

Check whatever

You're exactly where you need to be.

I'm exactly as you are.

Alright, Cube to Cube was produced by Vodgy C53 and The Lack of Hyper Proton Fuel.

It was edited by Vodgi C53 and Sethland.

I don't think we're gonna be credited about how you wait.

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If I kick your ass, I'll make you famous.

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We weirdly don't know as many musicians as you would expect.

I really became a political speechwriter by accident.

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All right.

Time to move on to the meat of Cube to Cube, and let's talk about pop culture.

Pop culture.

All right.

What is it about pop culture you want to talk about?

Pop pop pop pop pop pop.

Pop culture.

Pop culture.

It's the meat.

It's the meat.