L06: Crank the Dehumidifier [LIVE ft. Jon Gabrus]

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Strap in for this special stage performance of Mission to Zix, recorded live at Dynasty Typewriter at the Hayworth in Los Angeles, with amazing returning guest John Gabris.

This is a season 2 era episode, before the Rebellion was destroyed, before the Planet Crushers were crushed, and before Be know, well, you know.

Season 3 will continue next week.

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It is a period of civil war.

The rebellion against the sinister and corrupt federated alliance grows stronger, and the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance.

Now, rebel emissary Pleck Dexeta and his intrepid crew travel the farthest reaches of the galaxy to explore astounding new worlds, discover their heroic destinies, and meet weird bug creatures and stuff.

This is mission to

Zix.

Hey, uh, Bargie?

Yeah,

I'm not having a good day.

Well, oh, I'm sorry, wha why?

I didn't get cloud number seven.

Cloud number seven?

The pot.

Cloud number seven.

I sent him my self-tape, I didn't hear back, and then I look on Hollow News, and Chajane Jajane got cloud number seven.

And you know what Chajane Chajane is?

A cloud?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

See, that's the thing, Bart.

I think you can't blame them for casting.

Be no love typecasting.

No, just not.

Been

typecasting?

Be no love typecasting.

Why?

What is there to love about typecasting?

You know, no, that hollow is a visual medium.

That's true, that's true, yeah.

Anyway, I'm not, I'm just not in the best of moods, so I apologize if I say things that are just grumpy or offensive or whatever.

You know, Bargie, listen, we're here for you.

We, you know, we support your career choices.

Yeah, I think you maybe need a new agent, though.

You've been getting a lot of like distant.

Yeah, I don't have an agent.

That'll

help kind of affect.

Whether you have an agent or not, you still need a new agent.

Thank you, Superstar.

I don't think that's what he meant.

You know,

maybe.

I mean, I gotta...

This sounds crazy, Bargie, but I mean, Bino seems to know a lot about the holo industry.

You're suggesting Bino become Bargie's agent.

I mean, look, he hasn't really pulled his weight on the ship.

I feel like maybe this is a chance.

Maybe he could be working on something.

Keeps him busy, keeps him out of our hair.

Bino take 20%.

20%.

That seems high, Dino.

You know, take 20%.

No, why?

Dino now.

Okay.

Hey, but you wanted to ask me a question?

I can't remember.

Alright.

I was just, the thing is, I was looking at this control.

Oh, never mind.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, Nermit.

Hey, guys.

Um.

Hey, you're pretty much.

Operations manager bugboy.

Are you alright?

Oh, I'm like more than alright.

I uh

we just had a rebellion meditation retreat.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Okay.

Really, like

changed how I was thinking about stuff.

Huh.

How were you thinking about stuff?

I just I don't know like I don't think of myself this way, but I realized like maybe I was a little like uptight.

you

yeah no I know like I know we all think of me as like a carefree guy and stuff is that nermit

nermit bundaloy

why did you send me so much sand oh so at the meditation retreat you go into this big sand bin or other people dig in it but I went in it and you go in and you think about the people who are really important to you and then you

send them sand.

Yeah, and they charged a lot, so you're welcome.

I have sand in places I shouldn't have sand in.

It's in all of my shoots and flaps.

I can just feel

little grains.

Might be on you for chucking the sand.

Yeah.

That's a good point, Dari.

You probably.

Yeah, that's a very good point.

I think it's sort of, I think the sand's sort of for looking at, you know?

Yeah, I think it comes in that unusually shaped bottle, so you can just sort of put it on a shelf.

The bottle is so sexual.

Yeah.

I did see the bottle for that bottle.

That's fair.

Bino hates sand.

So coarse.

So rough.

Bino.

I agree with Bino on this.

Bino.

Bino, where did you develop all these opinions about sand?

There's no sand aboard the ship.

Bino, no.

You know.

I electronic messaged you all a coupon for the retreat.

You know,

cool, thanks.

We bounced immediately to the spam folder.

Well, listen, I'm glad you're feeling chill.

You know, that's good.

Just calling to sort of follow up on being relaxed or.

No, I was just gonna like give you a mission.

Are you transdruning regularly?

Is there something else you want to tell us about this retreat?

It stressed me out.

What?

I was super...

Honestly, thank you for asking.

It was so weird.

It was so weird, and I don't...

I don't know what I was supposed to feel if I had to send somebody sand.

I don't know.

Anyway, it was, I guess, I guess you'd call it a cult.

A cult.

I went to a cult.

Yeah.

Okay.

And you sent us a coupon for it.

I...

Your mission.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah.

Give us a mission.

So, you are going to the planet Nosh.

Okay.

You know it?

That's an extremely

dignified planet.

Planet.

Very polite society.

Absolutely.

And you're going to go into the sub-cavern of the palace where the highest dignitary of Nosh resides.

At least we're being allowed in the sub-base.

I know.

So you're meeting with the PI princess of Nosh.

The High Princess?

Yes.

Not the regular princess.

No, no, no.

I would have said that.

Oh, sure.

And there should be...

Bargi, you should have received a package.

It was shipped in the same ship and as Dar's sand.

Yeah, I see.

It's a

dehumidifier.

Yes.

You'll understand when you get there, like, you can't really get around this planet.

It's moist.

Look at it now, it's broken.

Uh.

Suicide.

Uh.

Well, I don't know what you're gonna do, but you need-

We traded it with old dirf.

You're gonna need that on the mission because it is mine.

No, no, we can't we can't bring the dehumidifier on a mission.

It's it's for here in the ship.

You have to have it for the mission.

C53,

that's not something we can do.

Okay.

C53, come.

Okay, what is going on, C53?

The dehumidifier cube slot is currently occupied by an experiment of mine.

So it can't be a matter of time.

What kind of experiment is it?

It cannot come on the mission.

It's not ready for polite society yet.

Repeat after me.

Yes.

The dehumidifier.

Dehumidifier is going

on.

The mission.

No, I can't do that.

Okay, hold on a second.

Normally, I am not a kind of person who needs to know exactly what's going on.

But C-53,

what the junk is happening right now.

You can say that you are normally someone who never knows what's going on.

say it's not okay for you to say.

I apologize in advance for hiding this from you, but

I was conducting an experiment.

I was caught by my own curiosity.

Do you remember B69-420?

Oh,

yeah.

Beethoven don't remember it.

Beeto need exposition.

He's very hip to industry, too.

Yeah, he's really...

I don't know what it is with Bito, but he's like...

I don't know.

Beeto wants you to light some pipe.

I don't think so.

Wait,

I think Bargie should tell Bino the story of B69-420 because her ducks were full of dust that whole day.

Alright, so uh, it was a bot called B69-420.

You got it?

Mm-hmm.

He loved to pump it.

He did love to pump it, yes.

He loved defecation holes.

He did sure.

Yeah.

And he made us full of dust.

Got us very high, yes.

And then he killed himself.

Tragically shot his own cube during a game of Truthy and Roulette.

So, how could it have been retrieved?

He shot himself right in the cube with an Ion can.

Well,

a cube destroyed is not necessarily a cube gone from the universe.

I

secretly retrieved all the fragments of that cube, and I've been trying to restore the cube.

It's very fragile, and I needed a place to test it, so I put it in the dehumidifier.

I don't know that it's ready to go out.

Bring him out!

Bring him out!

Bring him out!

Thank you, Bino.

Alright, alright.

Just know that he may be very sensitive.

He might not be ready for people yet, but here we go.

I'll wheel him out.

How are you doing today?

Good morning, C53.

How are you today?

I'm doing well.

And yourself?

You, I mean, you're welcome.

I mean, please.

I mean, thank you.

I mean, you're welcome.

I mean, please.

So I'm still struggling.

He's missing a lot of pieces of equipment.

Oh, sure.

Yeah, that's evident.

But I'm making some very exciting progress.

Well, you know what, C53, I gotta say, I'm really, I'm really glad you did this.

I was playing dumb.

Oh, it's drier than one of Dar's uppermost flaps in here.

Oh, I could kiss this dehumidifier.

Yes.

I did not see this coming.

No one ever sees me coming, because it's always in the corner of my

self.

Well, you know, uh, why do we go on this mission?

Wait, can I ask what is a boring but essential question, please?

Who is this drinking guy?

Is this junior sea captain bungalow or whatever?

I'll have you know I'm not a junior anymore.

Oh, okay, so they let you carry your own weapon now?

Well, uh, I mean, if I

don't know, well,

please, thank you.

You, no, please, you, thank you, what?

I'm a singer, Texas.

Look at how well he's roasting missions operations manager.

Wow.

So I maybe have been more successful than I thought.

Yeah, great job.

Okay, just here, for the mission, I need to know: do you functionally dehumidify?

Oh, I can suck the moisture out of anything.

Okay.

Drain it.

Missions operations manager Nermit Bundle.

Yeah.

Are you okay with us bringing this dehumidifier on the mission?

Yeah.

Thank you, Nermin.

See you later, Nermin.

Welcome to Nosh.

Specifically, our sub-basement.

I will present you to Her Royal Highness, the High Princess, shortly.

At first, I would like, as is our custom, to present you with charcuterie.

Oh, oh,

thank you.

Wow, thanks.

I trust you have a dehumidifier for our climate.

Absolutely, we do.

Demon humidifier right here.

If he

had hands, he would be making a good gesture, I guess.

Ah, wonderful.

I'm sorry, uh, who are you?

I am the sub-priest to the High Princess.

Sure, sure.

Does that mean you work in the sub-basement or you're subordinate to another priest?

It's actually both.

Oh, okay.

Alright.

And what do you do about the giant piece of wood that has stuck up your defecation hole?

I'm sorry.

This guy's gotta stick up his defecation hole, doesn't he?

Do I?

I mean, my species.

It could happen.

Is there a is that on the table?

Well, many of us Nashians have very wide, flappy defecation holes.

Oh, no, you should not.

Listen, you should not have said that out loud.

Why not?

If I had hands, I'd do boxing training on them right now.

Listen, you're just going to to have to bear with us.

We had a malfunction with our dehumidifier, and so this is the one we got.

And can we get a little more charcuterie here?

Oh, you've already eaten all of it.

Oh, yeah, that talk of defecation holes did not slow me down.

Dar, it's polite to leave just a tiny bit of the charcuterie left on the side.

I don't believe in the shy bite.

I'd like a little bit more.

No.

In Nosh, you only get one Nosh.

That's how it works.

Sure, sure.

I will take you into Anti-Chamber three, where you will wash yourself ritualistically, and then I will present you to the High Princess.

Very well.

Did you hear that guy walk away?

It sounded like two pieces of leather kept slapping together.

I'm right behind you.

You gotta understand, I don't want my neck or eyes.

So I can't turn around and even look from the first thing.

I'm going all up.

What do you guys say to me?

Yeah, I gotta say, B68420, the fact that you can pick all this information out with really only like a microphone and a a humidity sensor is pretty good.

C53's magic.

Oh, I've made some modifications to the humidifier, obviously.

Sure.

Welcome to the washing room.

You'll notice a very widespread bidet.

Don't mind if I do.

Oh my.

Wow.

If you could just get way up there, there's a lot of sand inside of me.

You really got blasted out because I'm expecting my heat later this month, and then everything's gonna turn to glass.

Okay.

Whoa.

This is a very polite society for a culture that just sort of bedets together.

When you're entering the place of royalty, one's defecation hole must be pristine.

Pink one?

Your trousers?

Sure, thank you.

And we'll just leave it on the setting that Dar asked for.

That doesn't seem right.

You know, actually,

if you could turn and look sort of the other direction while I'm doing this, because it's your eyes.

I mean, even if we turn around, there are mirrors everywhere.

it is custom for everyone to watch as this

emissary deck setter my protocols will not allow me to break eye contact with you

all right well here we go

and that butt is blasted

is that is that the official

what yes that's the custom what that button blasted i don't understand i gotta say I sort of thought B69420 was going to kind of be the outlier here, but I feel like this is a planet for him.

Please, thank you.

You're welcome.

How polite.

Thank you very much.

Okay, please bend over.

Okay.

Let the probe begin.

Did you say probe?

Yes.

Oh.

Holy shit.

Wish I had eyes.

Shorter than I thought, stronger than I thought.

Heard that before.

Up top.

I wish I had hands.

He's been asking for hands for so long.

Do not give him hands.

Well, obviously.

You know, I'll be cranking my node the second I get hands.

He's expressed a lot of interest in being able to play with his own node.

Alright, listen, sub-priest.

You never told me your name, sub-priest.

Okay.

Sub-priest,

emissaries, dehumidifier.

I would like to introduce you to the High Princess of Nosh.

Hey!

Hello.

High Priestess, I'm Emissary Pleck Dex Setter.

Thank you for setting up this meeting.

That's freaking sweet.

Oh, boy.

Wow.

We are honored to stand before you.

Ah, hell yeah.

Detecting a change in barometric pressure.

Listen, hi, Princess.

We really appreciate your offer.

I don't do business without looking at the princess.

Well, it is very clean.

I'm glad you asked.

Very clean.

And here you go.

Nice, nice.

I don't have a fully formed what you'd know as buttocks, but here is my posterior.

Hmm, I like it.

This feels like a good time to ask again: is there more snacks?

I know.

This is our chef.

Hello.

We prepare one plate of charcuterie for visitors.

I will be in the kitchen where there is no food.

They just get enough food to make one charcuterie plate each day.

All right, let's talk business.

Huh?

Let's talk freaking sweet business.

Very well, sure.

We understand you are interested in providing resources by way of crudes for the rebellion.

Yep.

We'd very much like to set the terms.

Well, it's we heard you're super wet

so wet, and it's so humid, and it's freaking hot.

Okay, sure, okay.

Should I turn up the do you have a turn?

Okay,

please.

Thank you.

Nuts.

Alright, that feels good.

It feels like really jerking sweet.

Jerkin's sweet.

That may be a regional term.

It is a regional term.

Yes.

I'm full.

I'm gonna need to

empty the tank, Father!

By all means.

We have a big slop kitchen in the...

Well, uh, yep, never mind.

Sorry, but

you're not.

No, no, Shep involved in my dumpster.

I wasn't supposed to reveal we have a slop kitchen.

Uh, we do.

Uh, you can dump things.

Yep.

Are we just gonna take this tank over?

Don't look at all the food.

You have a ton of food in here.

Why don't you tell other people about all this food?

We have rules about one plate.

If you know there's more food, they'll come back as chest talons in me.

I reveal there's a slop kitchen, it's a secret, and now you just dump the bucket.

I don't have eyes.

What is a slop kitchen?

Is it where you make slop, or is it where slop goes once it's prepared?

It's A.

It's where you make slop.

Yeah, okay, fair enough.

Yeah, I was born out of my mother's slop kitchen.

Okay, well,

all right, that's our first step.

We're gonna take a ring and get right back to it.

Two, you are willing to barter with the High Princess for the croon that you require?

Uh, yeah, absolutely.

Can I, I'm sorry.

Dar C53, can I talk to you for just a second?

Oh, yeah, I love these huddles.

It's not customary to have an aside on not.

Well, it's customary for us.

Oh, oh, oh, very well.

Wow.

Guys,

I gotta say, have you noticed some sort of inconsistencies with these guys?

Like, they put out food, but then there's a slop kitchen.

And they say jerky is a part of their culture, but it wasn't on the sharkery plate at all.

Sure.

Very weird.

Sure, yeah.

Where was the jerky?

This is the weirdest thing that we've ever encountered.

Yeah, we're talking about inconsistencies that we've noticed.

I don't know what it's like at the Ronka Cybernetics Corporation, but when you put out a charcuterie plate, there's jucking jerky on that plate.

Jerky.

Emissary Dixon, I am a protocol droid.

I know exactly what the composition of a charcuterie is.

Yeah, you're right, Kate.

How dare you suggest that?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm not aware of

the

appropriate ratio of jerky to other salted meats.

You're right, you're right.

I'm just saying I feel like something is something's going on here.

I think you might be right in this really unusual behavior.

Yeah.

I mean,

I will go on record as saying I thought it was weird when they washed our buttholes a bunch of times.

You'll find that on many.

Oh, yes, that's very common.

Okay, all right.

And honestly, I appreciated it.

Okay.

We have tolerated your aside, but how long will it be?

Indeed.

You're right.

I believe it's 138.

Get along this chucking guy.

Why don't you go back to the slop kitchen you came from?

Okay, why is the chef still here?

It's customary for the chef to

participate in the barter sequence.

Yes.

Come on, we're doing this or not.

Please, Cry Princess, whenever you are ready.

We are up to the task.

Did we establish any kind of game plan in our aside?

Nope.

We sort of got pulled out of it

by the chef, apparently.

Really calling the shots over here, chef.

Hey, chef, what comes after 69?

70.

Mouthwash!

I don't know what that is.

Your humidifier is very polite.

See, I don't know if that's that's the thing.

It seems sort of weird.

Like, he's sort of the opposite of polite.

Not on Nosh.

Uh, okay.

Do you know what Nosh Nosh means?

Hi, Princess.

Will you tell them what Nosh means?

Is it an acronym?

Yeah.

Nice,

other,

simple.

Hi.

Nice, other, simple hi.

But there's also another meaning for Nash.

Okay, great, sure, good.

Are we going to hear about it from the chef?

It's still an acronym, but it's a different one.

So,

I'm sorry, I'm not sure.

You should listen to the second acronym.

Yes.

So.

Or the trade will not take place.

Okay, alright.

Great.

Alright, it stands for

install it.

No, no, I know what it is going to be.

Okay, good.

Yes, why wouldn't we know the acronyms for our own planet?

It stands for Neither of Sillies Habit.

Yep.

Used two words for one letter, sir.

It is customary.

Yes,

all right, that seems like a cop out.

Here on Nosh, Habit is hyphenated.

It works.

Yeah.

Not with these guys.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Again, your dehumidifier

is fantastic.

Did I accidentally create the protocol droid that's perfect for one insane planet?

I think you did.

We're gonna take your custom and have an aside of our own.

Yes.

I think we should do the challenges.

Yes.

Yes, I think so too.

Time for the challenges.

We're gonna make you guys do challenges.

What?

Sorry, Annie, you just left me alone.

That's true.

That's true.

We did the aside right next to him.

Yes.

Challenges.

What shape shall they take?

Alright.

Chef, bring it out.

I've got it all planned out.

Alright.

As you can see behind here,

welcome to the slop kitchen.

You'll notice a costume for each of you.

Okay.

I call that one.

I'll take this one.

You'll notice three bound scripts.

Okay.

And you know what there also is?

A fourth one.

You have 30 seconds to prepare, and then you will perform this one-act play.

Okay.

Use the one-act play challenge, customary on Nosh.

And the one-act play explains how I came into power.

And you will notice that it fully explains both versions of the acronym of Nosh.

Alright, well, let's just take a look at these scripts.

Apparently, I'm playing the chef.

Alright, and Plek is playing the hype princess.

Perfect.

Looks like B69420 is the sub-priest.

I will have no eyes, so can I riff?

Yeah.

And I will be playing the bidet.

Okay.

Well, I think that was our time.

Yes.

Now it's curtain on opening night and closing night of

and I will be doing stage direction.

Oh, thank you.

Interior sub-basement night.

My lady.

Yo.

It is customary to say yo.

Very good.

What shall this world be named?

Yo, how about we call it Nosh?

Tis a fine name, High Princess.

But this word Nosh, what does it mean?

It's an acronym.

It's two acronyms.

When visitors come to our planet, we must explain to them what the planet's name means.

Yes.

We should give them one acronym.

If they press us, we shall give them the second.

Very good.

To add layers, we should also maybe act like we're not sure what the acronym is.

We cut to the bidet.

that was very good.

It felt like I was looking into a mirror.

It was wonderful.

Interior sub-basement night continuous.

I have prepared the two different meetings.

Excellent.

Which shall be the one we read first to visitors?

I remember it.

We all remember it.

We came up with it.

Nice.

We cut to the bidet.

Alden here with a little narration.

At this point in the show, Allie spit a bunch of water onto Seth's head.

Wow.

wow, that was great.

That was so good.

Interior sub-basement night, moments later.

And that was both meetings of the Astronomy.

Wonderful, wonderful.

That was hella sweet.

That was great.

Thank you.

Wow, you've passed the one-act challenge.

And now a brief ceremony.

The Noshka goes to the bidet.

That's good.

Well deserved.

Well deserved, Dar.

My favorite part of one-act plays are, of course, the two cutaways.

It is.

It's very easy to pull off live.

It is customary in our planet to cut away twice during a one-act play.

Next challenge.

Yes, of course.

Arm wrestling.

Two of you will have to arm wrestle each other, and the winners will arm wrestle each other.

And that winner will parlay with us for the croon.

So wait, it's an arm wrestling tournament?

I'm more of a dehumidifier than anything else.

It must be four, no more, no less.

But B16, B69420 doesn't have an arm.

C53, the time has come.

Please.

B69420.

I can't be sure you're ready for this.

I'm ready.

What other choice do we have?

One of us is to win the arm wrestling tournament to parlay.

You know, C52, you do have that helper arm, that third helper arm.

That's right.

I don't even really use it very much.

Very well.

Allow me to

detach this arm

and affix it to you.

Oh, hell yeah.

Crank the knot.

Crank the knots.

Crank that.

I regret this immediately.

Oh,

We're gonna need the slop kitchen.

Please, thank you.

You are

the challenge.

They passed the challenge.

You have passed the arm wrestling check.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

But does that mean B69420 parlays with you yes dehumidifier

you will parlay with the high princess

I got this guys

I'm very concerned about this

humidifier I feel like you like you like you get me you know what I mean I do know what you mean

guys I can't go back on this ship with these dorks.

I want to live with you guys Down here in some basement night continuous

What say you high princess?

Let's do this.

The parlay is complete.

Wow.

Do they get the crew?

Wow, thank you to the chef for reminding us why we were here in the first place.

Very important.

They won the arm wrestling contest, won the dehumidifier masturbated, as is custom, and they successfully performed the one-act play with two asides.

What say you, High Princess?

Yes.

Oh, thanks.

Yes.

They win and they get a a check.

Oh, wow.

It's

one of those big checks.

Oversized novelty checks.

Yeah, just don't cash it in for a couple months.

I know that

was technically a win, but it felt like a loss.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, I gotta say, I really learned something about the galaxy today.

Tell us, Pleck, what did you learn?

Summarize it.

Well, I think we've had it pretty easy going to a lot of these planets where everything kind of makes sense.

There's a lot of analogous sort of situations that we can kind of say, hey, look, we've never been here, but we kind of get it.

We were in over our heads on this one.

And, you know,

I think we nailed it.

I mean, I'm a protocol drawer and I haven't heard of any of this

on that planet.

Yeah.

It just seems weird.

I'm feeling a lot better.

Oh, congratulations.

You know, I was like, my career's over, there's really nothing happening, you know.

But I had a talk with who?

With Bino.

Oh, Bino had a five-year plan for Bargie.

Bino, what's the five-year plan?

Starts with generals, general meetings, feeling it out.

Been has a couple of contacts I didn't know.

Bino had a couple of contacts?

I don't know.

He said he knows he knows some of the great the great people in Hollywood, you know?

He knows Josh Lorraine, he knows Jim the Cat.

Beetho go way back?

Doesn't seem possible.

Margie, did you agree to 20%?

Uh, 70%.

70%?

That's not

the price of exposure.

C-Red IT5 credits an attribution stroid commencing outro protocol.

And the Seriplex Deck Setter was played by Alden Ford.

C-53 was played by Jeremy Benn.

Security Officer Dar was played by Allie Kokesh.

Bargie the Ship and High Princess Geh were played by Mujan Zolfagari.

Missions Operations Manager Nerman Bundeloy, the Vidaya Rim Attendant, and the chef were played by Seth Lint.

Bino and Sub-Priest

were played by Winston Doll.

And B69420 was played by special guest John Gabritz.

This episode was recorded live at the Dynasty Typewriter in the Hayworth in Los Angeles.

Recording live sound effects and mix by the amazing Shane O'Connell.

Music by Brendan Ryan, opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley, ship design for the Bargerian Jade by Eric Goyce, and a special thank you for coming to this live show.

Thank you so much for coming out.

This has been awesome.

You guys should hang out and drink and talk to us.

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Welcome.

Thank you.

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Power.

I'd say comfort.

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Oh.

That's Jordan Jesse Go.

Jordan and Jesse Go?

They came out of the floor

and down from the ceiling?

That can't be safe.

I'm upset.

Can we go, Dale?

Soon.

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Delivery for Mr.

Bundeloy.

Delivery for Mr.

Bunderloy.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry.

It's one second.

I just have to.

Yeah.

Here's your delivery, sir.

Oh, what is what is it?

It's a big dripping box.

I gotta get out of here.

Okay, you know what?

I would not open it.

It's just labeled bidet room.

Oh, boy.