220: Crush Into Me [Season 2 Finale]

This is Sea Red IT5 with a special announcement.

The following episode is the season two finale of Mission to Zix.

Thank you to everyone for listening to Season 2.

The period of galactic civil war has reached its dramatic climax, and the Federated Alliance has left the rebellion with no way out.

Six fearsome planet crushers have surrounded the hidden rebel base where a motley army gathers for the fight fight of their lives.

Inside a rebel hangar bay, Emissary Plech Dexeta and his intrepid crew prepare to board the Bargerian Jade awaiting deployment into the crosshairs of Alliance fighters.

Now they must trust in each other, the space and Bino, to face a threat unlike any they have ever encountered on their mission to Zinx.

Rebel base under attack.

All fighters to your ships.

Message translation to follow.

Chatawa.

Chatawa just.

Alright, guys, let's uh Bargie

open the hatch, let's get in and go, I guess.

Hey, listen, guys, uh, whatever happens, you know, I love you guys, and we're gonna be okay, alright?

Okay, well, there's only one planet.

Instead of it being a planet crusher, crusher, it was just planet crusher, crusher, crusher, crusher, crusher, crusher.

Maybe they combine into a big planet crusher.

Hmm.

Well, whatever it is, you know, we gotta go fight it, I guess, right?

Alright,

no, big hearing recording this.

This is good for Mario.

All right, up in the air, there we go.

That's what I do.

Alright, guys, I know we're kind of like already on the mission, but for old time's sake, I've got a mission for us.

We are headed in to fight directly against the Federated Alliance in a military attack.

that's coming across the all-rebellion channel.

Okay.

Greetings to the little rebels.

Long live the rebellion.

Please, Linda Rolfus Tittle.

And Sisu.

And Sisu.

Hi.

My life partner.

We have great news for you guys.

Good stuff they got back together.

We've gotten back together, but the most important thing here called it is.

Wanna take it, huh?

I will.

Wow.

Tiny Toots and Turtmannekid have stolen plans for all of these planet crushers and are on their way back into rebellion space.

So brave.

So brave.

Now, why this is vital is that, unlike previous planet crushers, these planet crushers have no visible signs of weakness.

Somebody must have pointed out to Zwag Tambui.

What we all knew, what was obvious.

Rod damn whoever did that.

But

we've got hope now.

Tiny Toots and Turkmaniket, they're bringing a way to turn the tide in this war.

The day is saved.

Oh, sorry.

I was about to.

You know, you go.

Oh, Hugo.

Hugo.

Well, we may be small, small, but we're scrappy.

Wait, hold on, I'm getting it broadcast from Tiny Toots and Search.

Oh, wow, okay.

We're ready to get your names in the history books because

you're

ready.

Hello?

Oh, my God.

That's not.

Oh, my right, they're dead.

They're chucky.

Dead, all of them.

That was the only thing we really had going for.

They were so chucked.

None of

You're all weak.

Good luck.

Wow, look at your face.

Oh, boy.

Don't you say what you're gonna say?

Do we have to keep

streaming this breakup?

Oh, boy.

That kind of went.

That went bad.

That is too bad.

This battle is 40 seconds old, and there's a lot of highs and lows so far.

Wow, um, for those of you wondering, because I sure you all are, am I taking this well?

No.

Uh,

you know, you did tiny toots.

Barger hated tiny toots.

Barger, are you upset that tiny toots is dead, or are you relieved?

Or would you have preferred dead money in your hand?

The thing is,

this tiny meant a lot to me.

Who am I gonna

be angry at and put all my anger at the world towards what one ship if that ship is not there.

I

am firing a lot of guns right now to show my emotions.

Bargie, those are rapping ships directly in front of us.

I think you want to go

right now.

Listen, Bargie, I'm so sorry about what happened to Tiny Twits.

Maybe, you know, if you're looking for someone else to talk to, you can always talk to me.

Maybe we can go off for dinner sometime.

Anyway, I'm uh, I'm just gonna bury it deep inside like I do usually.

It appears the first wave of fighters is making their advance.

We should all prep for combat.

Squeaky voice squadron, check it in.

Squeaky three, ready to go.

Squeaky four, squeaky number.

Little criminals are here.

Little criminals, checking in.

Little criminals, little criminals three.

Bartender squadron, checking in.

This is S Not Bartender number two.

Ready for combat.

Shrimp lovers, check it in.

Shrimp, I love shrimp number one.

Bargie, I'm reluctant to ask this, but do you have any sort of invasive maneuvers or combat vocabulary installed?

Yes, from my former movies, I have a level of lines still safe.

Lines?

I don't know if saying a line is a

open up your hatch, cause my gun's coming straight through.

Oh, I remember that from one of your hollas.

That's a good line.

I don't know if it's gonna do us a lot anymore.

You know, the theater of combat.

Barshi, are you okay?

We're sort of getting hit a lot.

I'm doing not good though now.

Thank you for asking.

This still's not looking great.

Guys,

I know how to lead this campaign.

What?

What?

I.

What I mean is,

I can just think of this as one of our tabletop role-playing games.

This seems like a dangerous strategy.

Darwill's really many enjoyed the past time of tabletop role-playing games.

I don't think that the application of them in a galactic space battle is going to be all that useful.

We can do this.

We can do this.

I just need you guys to have faith in me as your DM.

The Deep Space Master.

Yeah, you know what, Dar, let's do this.

What will be the first move?

Bargie, you'll be assigned the role of Space Assassin.

C-53, I want you to be our space quirk.

Nermit, I think, given your abilities, you should be our

space dwarf.

What?

Black, you should be the space tech expert.

Can you handle that?

Sure, yeah.

Great.

Thank Rod for you, Dar.

And then

Bino.

Wow, Bino, I think the only player left on the board is actually Space Rogue.

Yeah, and if I roll my die,

all right, Bargie.

Yeah, let's rotate 62 degrees, yaw 21 degrees, pitch 9 degrees, and get ready to thrust it 85% in 3, 2, 1.

Scarlet leader taking fire.

Scarlet leader taking fire.

Magenta leader.

Magenta leader.

Fuse leader.

Systems down.

Fuse leader.

Short truce leader.

We are under attack.

Short truce leader needs a bailout comedian.

My husband is dead.

My husband is dead.

Are you a leader?

Yeah, which leader are you?

I just was passing by.

You can't just hit the area?

I'm a Taco!

I did it!

Oh my route, the fighter squadron just forward right by us.

We're right behind them.

That's a really good position.

This is working.

Of course, it's working.

I'm an excellent DM.

Darn, this strategy may work for a while with these fighters, but the planet crushers are a whole different story.

They're starting to close in around the Rebel Home.

With the six of them working together,

gonna be in trouble.

I wouldn't work with any of you if my life depended on it.

Well, if I have my way, I'll never work with any of you ever again.

I didn't know that either of you would be here.

I thought I was doing this myself.

Well, I ordered my own planet crusher so that I might have my own planet crushers.

I received intelligence that you would all be here and I would be damned if I was not going to be here.

Queen of the Buffets wishes she was a single baby and not with all you big up babies.

All the single babies?

Oh, the single babies.

All the single babies.

Put your hands up.

I've got you!

I've got my guns trained on you!

What if you push your hands up first?

Not a single one of you came to one of my shows!

Because you're not good at acting!

Very bad at acting!

Joey, Joey, there's only so many one-bucket shows we can go watch!

Wow,

but I'm going to be great at crushing!

Absolutely not.

Your crusher will crush nothing before my crusher crushes it.

Not if you think your crusher's going to crush anything before my crusher crushes it.

I'm a crab-o, dammit!

And we all know how to crush!

We know!

I am a crab-o.

We know you're a crab-o, baby!

Look at my clopper.

Your claw?

My clopper, I call it a claw.

Of course, you all know I'm a beetleman.

One of the four famous beetlemen.

That's right.

I, Phoebe Runf here, declare that you should all five of you be ashamed of how you've decorated the inside of your planet crushers.

You don't put up any curtains.

What does that have to do with anything?

The five of your elegances combined.

Does vomiting for fun?

That is is a fine way to express your

listener.

Yes.

And now it's come to this.

We all know one of us is the true betrayer of the council.

We know one of us has been planning for months now.

Everyone at the same time, name who you think it is.

One,

two,

three.

What?

Fine.

Maybe we don't all know who it is, but it's one of us for sure.

I know it's not me because I know me.

I know it's not me because I'm the queen of the babies.

I know it is you, the queen of the babies.

I know it was you all along.

Can you give us another take, Joey?

Joey, that wasn't convincing.

You're sort of on all the time, you know?

A pretty dry line reading for someone who's liquid.

Let me try that again.

Um,

I believe it was

worth it.

That's very merry now.

I like toast inside of it.

Got her her own care

is allowed to be not a counselor.

Joco Bono is my personal confidant, and she is allowed to spend whatever time in my planet crusher that she wants to do.

How dare you?

Listen, Akiri, I want you to imagine a world without Joco Bono.

A terrible place.

A world without form or shape.

But no, imagine there's no Joko.

No rebellion, too.

Yeah, you can do it if you try.

No, I refuse.

Also, Arcuri,

why have you painted your planet Crusher yellow?

Well, it's a Joco Bodo and I, we all live in a yellow planet crusher.

You've walked inside of it permanently?

Yes, it's so roomy and spacious inside, we've decided.

It's larger than a whole planet.

Make a love nest inside.

Never leave.

Will you please put some clothes on and get out of your bed if you're going to be able to do it?

No, never.

I'll start a revolution from my bed.

Have you made your planet crusher some sort of oasis?

Exactly.

The queen of the babes is going to go straight across the planet.

No!

No!

Now I...

Alright.

Now you've caught the corner of my planet crusher on your planet crusher.

I order you to move your planet crushers aside so that my planet crusher may proceed.

On what authority?

I am the counselor dressed in

furs.

I was

sir, type of god.

Why would that grant you any authority over the rest of us?

Listen, what as long as all six of us are trying to crush the rebel base, none of us can reach it.

But only one of us needs to back off for everyone else to move.

So, Corpusanian, if you're so on your high horse, why don't you move back?

I refuse.

I'm not doing it at all.

I'm a crabbo, dammit.

For the last time, Trink.

We know.

Look at me.

Why don't you move to the side and allow all of us to crush the rubble-headed crabbo?

Species.

It's specious.

Who hit me?

Who hit me?

I am ramming you in honor of my missing and perverted son, Tillian.

And you were rambling.

Yes, stop ramming me, cherry chill.

Both of you for ramming anybody.

Ram it up, you crab-o nub, Drake.

I think that the greatest planet's Joco

Wow guys, I mean, I know this represents our doom, but the coordinated movement of those planet crushers is almost beautiful in its power.

The amount of cooperation is astounding.

You know what, actually, what it looks like?

What?

Looks like a bunch of different ships making out.

Hey, Bargie,

you used to date the first planet crusher, right?

We dated.

Wait, Bargie, that's why you're the assassin.

You have inside knowledge.

Maybe you can talk to them or something.

I don't know.

But yeah, hey.

Hey!

Hey, Planet Crush.

Did you know Tony?

Did you know Tony?

No.

Did you know

Tony?

Bargie, this isn't the best use of our time, I don't think we go out crushing planets, so yeah, it makes sense.

We don't think rolling take too long.

We don't wish there was an automated system.

Okay, Bino, listen, we're not actually playing an RPG ring.

That was to inspire us, and it's a metaphor for the maneuvers we need to make in order to survive.

We know bored with this.

We don't want to hear the story of Bino, or Bino goes insane.

It's not the right time ranking.

It's the worst time you

know.

As the space rogue, you should be focusing on stealth.

There's no time for this.

Bino, wanna hear the story of Bino.

Oh, Bino, go.

Insane.

I got this, okay?

Yeah, Bargie.

Bino's my friend.

I'll say it.

Bino and I are friends in business in a personal life.

Bino, no.

Bino, go.

No.

Bino.

No, Bino.

Get out of my way!

You get out of my way, Radio!

Get out of my way!

Silence!

What?

What?

I've detected a signal on one of the ships in this battle.

A sign of the relic.

The relic?

The relic.

An energy signature.

Look, this one here.

That's it.

Zoom in.

Yes, yes.

Okay, no, no, no, no.

Zoom in again.

Okay, and a third time.

But can't you just do a continuous zoom?

Well, no, it's an order of magnitude each time.

Why don't you you just zoom in the whole way?

If it's too far, we'll back it off a little.

Well, it zooms out slower than it zooms in, so it's easier.

Just put it at a hundred.

Yes.

Okay, well.

See, now we're way too close.

I don't see anything.

Zoom out.

Zoom out.

I see it.

Oh, there it is.

Oh, oh, it's.

Wow.

The Barcherian Jade.

Aha!

The Barcherian Jade.

I thought the Barcherian Jade and all its crew was lost in the delegator.

Meaning it's hurt.

Is that it?

Woo!

Oh, wow.

not aged well

that ship looks like it's had the keck Wait they've woken the relic into its active state

They must have no idea what they have

underestimated the rebellion for so long if they've awakened the Benicron who knows what they're capable of we all know the beanicron's power can be used but once I will extend my tractor beam immediately and grab it I will extend mine

sending mine I'm sending mine I had the power of the relic I will crush all of you and rule the galaxy by myself.

Well, you'll never have it, you crabble, because my tractor beam is locked up.

Sending my tractor beam!

I would use the power to put babies on top of babies, on top of babies, and those six-foot-tool babies would take over the entire galaxy!

We're not putting babies in a trench coat on my walk, no, just letting mine out.

I'm doing it.

You'll notice my meme is more elegant.

Walk to where it's all of her!

What?

Those nipples nipples are just distractingly hard.

The planet crushers?

To us?

What was that?

What was that?

Why are we?

No.

Jeez.

Bargie, can you move?

Can you get us out of here?

Can you move?

Not really.

but I'm just catching up to the young toby's uh.

Bargie, stop talking to the planet crushers.

They're not your friends.

There has to be uh someone needs to inspire Bargie so that we can get out of this.

Very well.

C-53, you're the quirk.

You have to sing.

You have to inspire Bargie to get us out of these out of this pole.

Very well.

I have

prepared as a quirk for this moment.

I'm going to attempt to inspire a fellow party member.

Bargie, Bargain.

You're the dreamer of the stars.

That song will work.

You really quarked it up.

Oh no, this is putting a lot of stress on the hole.

Do it again, do it again.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Ever serious, I'm just going to tear the Bargie reaching apart and just move it.

Bargie, you have to stop.

I can't watch you do this to yourself because I love you.

What?

The jabber.

Bargie, I love you.

I'm in love with you.

I mean, no, we all love each other.

Pleck, do you know what in love means?

Maybe we should.

Bargie, I love you and am attracted to you sexually, and I want to be with you in a relationship way.

Oh, Pleck.

I don't think Pleck knows what any of those words mean.

I wouldn't worry about that.

No, listen.

No, listen.

I've never seen anything more clearly in my life.

What?

Out of my left eye, I've never seen anything more clearly.

It's just when I look at Bargie,

my heart flutters.

Like, I need to go to the checkup or something.

You need to go to the checkup.

Yeah, I need to.

It just feels like I need to go to the checkup.

Like, that's it might.

Okay, yep, everything makes sense.

I just want to have a brood with you, Bargie.

I want you and me to raise a little brood and

my apologies, admissory director.

i think it's time for this to stop

my eye

move

everyone bow before the undying will of the grown mind

that's a really small weaver i've been watching all of you this whole time under the perfect ruse of the catch eye

I mean the eye was very, very noticeable.

It was perfectly hidden through evolutionary genetic interpolation.

I've been watching you this entire time, Bargerian Jade.

I've been pursuing you through this incredibly stupid vessel this entire time.

Me?

She's black, obviously.

Bargerian Jade,

I will never stop pursuing you.

You must become high queen of the swarm.

The grower mind demands it.

Grower mind, I mean, this, honestly, your love is kind of beautiful, but this is the worst time.

Why?

What's going on?

What's happening?

We are being torn apart by the tractor beams from six different planet crushers.

We're in the middle of an epic battle between the Federated Alliance and the Rebellion, please.

Ah, this pitiful war you've been busying yourselves with.

Grower mind.

If you and I were to get back together, what do you see happening, huh?

What's your little dream?

I see her habiting my home planet as our minions and children enslave all who oppose us.

Once we finish, we will sit.

That's

the climax?

You're ship just gonna sit next to each other?

Like in two recliners?

I'm a ship, I don't sit.

Also, uh, feel gonna make this about me.

I am in a lot of pain, currently.

Uh,

I'm big.

You're still getting pulled apart.

The crystals will reflect the tractor fields away from the bargary jade.

Okay.

I am very small.

I will need assistance in weaving the crystals to the hull outside.

You, little lizard man,

help me.

What?

Nerve, just green.

I don't think I'm the one who should of all of us, but Nermit, you're the space dwarf.

You have to do it.

Yes, I mean.

I mean, that.

No, that's true.

Alright, but how?

I'm gonna have to.

I'm going out there and I'm gonna die die.

And

wait.

Wait a second.

Grower mind.

I've got it.

Bargy, please open the door-marked can opener.

Okay, um, again, I'm still in pain.

Bargie, this is important.

This sounds random.

Okay.

So finishing.

Haha, it's my mech.

I'm just climbing into my mech.

Alright.

Alright, remind.

Here we go on a spacewalk.

For the glory of the sword.

For the glory of the rebellion.

Those crosses really shouldn't come together.

Guys, I'm on the hull.

I'm in position.

Lizard Man, hold on to my tail while I use my mucus sacs to produce these crystals.

That doesn't sound disgusting at all.

Holding on.

Oh, look at that weaver go.

Think of a lot more crystals than I would have guessed.

Honestly, it's super comforting to know that it wasn't Pleck developing feelings for Bargie this whole time.

Speaking of Pleckus, are you okay?

Oh, hey, Pleck.

Pleck.

Pleck?

Hey, buddy.

Oh, no, don't panic.

Don't panic.

You're gonna open your eyes.

Okay.

Permanently.

Yeah, because you don't have it anymore.

And that's okay.

What happened?

You might not want to know about this for a little while.

Yeah.

Okay.

That's fine.

Could somebody go to my room and grab Gavin Boo Boo's eye patch?

You kept his eye patch?

Yeah.

Why wouldn't I?

It was very cool.

I mean, I'll grab the eye patch emissary decks under, but I may have to scare you straight later.

Fair enough.

Oh, sorry.

Crystal, Mac, crystal drop, and mech in on the ship.

Crystal drop.

Okay, sorry.

Alright, sign it off.

Mac, mech, crystal drop, crystal, crystal, mech.

There, both,

mech, crystal, crystal, mech.

That's great.

Wow, this is.

I'm no longer in the field.

Thank you.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

My perfect plan has come to completion.

Ah, Grotermine, thank you so much.

That was an amazingly executed maneuver.

I will now be forever combined with the Bargarian Jade.

She's mine.

She is mine.

I mean, honestly, I hate to do this, but we're in the middle of some big stuff, so I'm...

Fortunately, I'm just gonna throw you into space.

The will of the sword will overtake you no matter what.

Good God, what's happening to the bargerian jade?

Our triche beams have stopped working.

This is why I told you we should have commissioned technology to be done by the babies.

We are very happy.

Imagine me saying something as foolish as, the baby, you can drive my car.

Surely my car would be dashed into a million pieces.

Never let a baby drive a car.

This is why babies aren't friends with non-babys.

Is that why?

Are you sure?

Yes, it's because they're sticky.

Well, it would seem that our planet crushers getting stuck on one another has worked to our benefit.

The Barterian Jade can hardly escape while we're blocking every possible exit.

They could be the last ship we destroyed will still capture that relic.

I will become the sole counselor on the Council of Seven.

Oh, I'm sure.

I'll be the head counsel.

That's what I want.

I want to be the head counselor.

I want to tell you that I've secretly had friends in my normal everyday life outside of you and

real friends.

Best friend.

A shadow blocks out the sun.

What is this giant dark shadow?

Stop trying to distract us, Arkuri.

No, I haven't.

What in the world is this ship?

I've never seen anything so massive in my life.

Dear God, no.

It's a ship large enough to crush a planet crusher.

No, those are just rumors.

Ah, well, they're not really.

I bought one.

Hi, guys.

Ah, yes.

Glad you're here.

Yeah.

This is my planet crusher crusher.

It's named the Linda after my wife.

Yeah, you guys never asked.

Oh, sorry, do you have a wife?

How is she?

It's kind of too late for that, don't you guys think?

Okay, um,

surely you're here to help us crush the rebellion headquarters.

You're here right on time, honestly, and it's a good thing you're not.

Did you notice you did not plan this ahead?

There was just half a door.

Well, you were only eating.

Here's why.

Everyone, surprise.

Surprise.

Yes, it'll be a surprise.

Happy all the birthdays.

All the birthdays.

And learning about your wife's name.

Yes, say.

I mean, to be honest, when the door would close and I would leave, we would all start cackling and I could literally hear it through the door.

I warned all of you

Plus, the cloaks, the dark cloaks in the cloakroom.

We all shared that.

That was a shared space.

Anyway,

I'll be honest with you guys.

When I first found out, I was really hurt.

It really feels bad to not be included.

I just thought, man, I feel left out.

And then so I started thinking about it, and I said, well, I think the only thing to do is probably

murder the rest of the council and become Emperor of the Galaxy.

I guess you can call it I never called it a council of one because I that sounds pretty dumb doesn't it sound pretty dumb for sure that sounds honestly despicable and none of us would think of that but honestly we're glad you're here you can help us crush the rebellion whatever you just said was a joke and we find it all very funny because you're the funny one

I'll tell you what we will all back up and you can crush the rebellion on your own

I will crush the rebellion that is true but not before I gosh it sounds strange saying it but I'm gonna murder you all

Sounds worse because you say it so nicely.

It does sound worse that way, bro.

Boeing, shut up.

No, you shut up.

Wow.

Oh my god.

He's crushed.

Tricks, crush trick.

Anybody want some crab paste?

Pretty funny too.

Is that a dad?

Well, you can't.

You can't crush the queen of the baby's because a Google Gaka.

I'm so cute and innocent.

Borwit, you're out of control.

Ballwit I, I would love to join you on the planet Crusher Crusher and together we will take out these.

You know I got I'm probably going to die in the next five or ten minutes.

Nope, five or ten seconds.

Ball wait, listen to me.

You've got mad with power.

You're acting crazy.

Or helter-skelter.

There has to be a system of checks and balances for a government to work.

You should have told me that yesterday.

Very well, Bawie.

Kill me if you wish.

But please, let Joko go.

She's an innocent in all this.

Let her make her weird outsider heart for years.

Sounds good to me.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

I am not a robber.

Into the escape pod, Joe.

I'll remember you forever.

One day I'll write the ballad of Rachel and Joko.

I am a paper cookie.

I feel fine.

Hey, Gunther.

Hi, Joey Joey.

How you doing?

So I guess.

Get a lot done today.

Yeah.

I guess you're not going to make it to my one bucket show, are you, huh?

No.

But could I just ask for one last dramatic monologue?

Uh, sure.

To be honest.

Guys,

what just happened?

If I had to take a guess, there was a faction of six within the Council of Seven who each made their own planet crusher, then descended upon the rebellion to destroy it, not knowing that each one of them was open to be the one who destroyed the rebellion.

They then fell into infighting, in which case the one person left out of the Council of Six, whoever is driving this Planet Crusher Crusher crushed all six of the smaller planet Crushers.

That's a guess, of course.

The Planet Crusher Crusher crushed all six planet crushers, and now the Planet Crusher Crusher's tractor beam is pulling us inside the Planet Crusher Crusher.

That was a nice recap, Nerman.

Thanks, but look, guys,

oh, yeah, go.

Very bad.

Planet Crusher Crusher's tractor beam is so big, these crystals did nothing.

It's pulling us straight into the hangar band.

Oh, God.

Margie,

I mean, I know it might not do much, but maybe you should, I don't know, fire a couple shots off of this planet crusher crusher.

Sure.

Here we go.

Yeah, I don't, I don't have any more.

But you're out of ammunition?

Yeah, I mean, I guess I guess they end.

I didn't realize that.

I thought.

Bargie, you used it all shooting inside the hangar and at our own fighters?

Well, and also technically, a couple of them I sold.

So you sold your ammunition?

He's like, yeah, you gotta ammo, I could bump off

Well, that line had the effect we predicted.

Oh boy.

Well, guys, uh.

I suspect this mind-wide and restraining both process would be

all the more painful.

It's been really great, guys.

I feel like I love to close out a season with an emotional revelation from myself, and uh it is the last day of the Star Katarin, isn't it?

Yeah,

you know, I'm just happy that we got to play a tabletop role-playing game for once.

That was fun.

That was fun for us.

Oh boy, this is wow, I've never seen a hangar this big.

Whatever happens, guys,

I think the space is gonna watch out for us, so I think we'll be okay.

Worst thing you said since he said you found me bucks up.

Greetings, strange crew.

It is I, Bordoff, Head Toady to the Supreme Leader.

Wait, Head Toady is your title?

Yes, I'm the head of all Todies.

Psychophants comes to me.

Well, it's Psychophants too?

Yes, I'm a Johnny.

You know, both of those words are insults.

Head Toady.

I know.

You should be so lucky as to be the first pathetic individuals to meet the Emperor.

Oh boy.

Alright, here we go.

Say what?

Wait, what?

What?

I'm the Emperor of the Galaxy.

What in Lutherball Weed is dead?

I am now Emperor Nermit Bundaloy.

Why?

Nermit!

Nermit, calm down.

Wait, is your name Nermit Bundaloy?

Yes, my name is Nermit Bundaloy.

I'm machine learning.

What a coincidence.

You know, as one of the seven counselors that rule the galaxy, it's hard to keep a low profile.

So if I want to, you know, go out to a hotel or, heck, even order a blue Julius, I need to use an alias.

What?

So one day, as I was thumbing through all the casualties of the delegator, rest in peace, I saw one name that really jumped out.

Nermit Bundaloy.

Great.

I decided to use that as my alias.

And since I am no longer Counselor Gunther Balweed, I thought I might take on a whole new persona.

Long live Emperor Nermit Bundaloy.

Nermit Bundaloy.

That is easy to say.

What?

Wait, now you can say it, Bargie?

That is.

Everyone across the galaxy will hear the name Nermit Bundaloy and tremble.

Yeah, I don't know about that.

Wait a second.

It's you.

You're the avatar of the whack.

Well, my kids think I'm pretty whack, but don't tell them.

I think they deep down like me.

Emperor Bundaloy,

I don't know if you know me, but you're about to.

I

am Zima Warrior Pleck Deck Setter.

Huh, the chosen one of the space.

Okay.

And I will tell you this.

I'm ready.

Right now, you and me, let's throw down.

I'm ready.

Did you read all the scrolls?

No, I didn't.

I mean, I didn't finish all of them, but I felt like I got a.

Pirazima, huh?

Yeah, that's right.

Wow.

Oh, hey, look at that.

You got a stick.

It's a woodsaber.

Oh, I got one of those two.

My kids gave it to me.

Look at this thing.

It's double-sided.

All woodsabers are double-sided if you hold them in the middle.

Oh, I guess so.

Well, I guess I'm holding mine in the middle then.

I won't let you get away with this skip.

Oh, yeah, ah, ah, yeah.

Oh, you're broke.

I got a splinter.

I like the cut of your jib because you're a pink straight Tellurian.

And this is our story, isn't it?

This is all about us.

I don't know about that.

It's just...

I mean, I tried to get rid of every woman and alien in the calcium.

Oh, fair enough, yes.

It's just about us.

It's pink, straight Tellurians.

We run the galaxy.

We should, at least, don't you think?

I don't know.

There's plenty things wrong with that immediately.

I mean, I don't disagree that that's how it is, but I don't think that's how it should be.

That's gonna be how it's gonna be under the Bundaloy reign, I'll tell you that much.

Oh, boy.

Join me, Plop.

Join me.

It's Pleck, actually.

Yeah, it's Pleck.

Great.

Listen, Emperor, you may have a Planet Crusher Crusher.

You may have the rule of the whole galaxy.

But I've got something you don't have.

What?

Freshness.

And a bean.

Oh, yeah, I'll be taking the bean.

What?

Why?

Because that bean

is the most powerful object in the galaxy.

Oh, yeah.

Are you guys idiots?

You guys are bunch idiots, aren't you?

Pardon my language, but I think you guys are bunch of numbskulls.

I don't think numbskulls is a swear word.

It's

Emperor Bundaloy, could we just

give us just one quick second?

Yeah, no problem.

Not you, Nermit.

Not you.

Sorry, I'm Bundaloy.

Okay, right, this guy.

Okie dokie.

Yeah, just take a sec if you need it.

Then I'll kill you all.

Just fair enough.

Yep.

Looking forward to it.

No want to help Emperor.

Uh,

good, great.

You want to be a problem solver?

Beetle love active problem solutions.

What are you talking about?

All Bino need is for you to tell Bino what you really want.

What what do I really want?

Beano can grant you one wish.

That is Bino's power.

Wait.

Bino!

Um.

Planet Crusher, Crusher, Crusher.

No, we're inside the Planet Crusher, Crusher.

Just anything.

A gun.

A rock.

Not a rock.

A rabbit that I have super strength.

No, you have super strength, Dar.

I'm more than I already have.

Hey, gang.

Hey, gang.

I'm on a a time schedule.

So, I'm gonna need the aside to be over

right now.

All right, great.

Okay, well, I feel like we were pretty close to deciding on that one.

Okay, so just to recap, I'm gonna kill everybody and keep you.

Okay, me.

Great.

You know, but before you do, I just want to say that I want.

Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it.

Make Faji a stop!

What?

No!

Be no, make Faji a stop!

Be no!

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It was certain my hyperdrive was fixed, but now I'm rocketing through hyperspace for what feels just like a really long time.

Like, years?

I have no idea.

Too long.

So long that I've seen other Hark Tardagasts exist alongside me in digital space.

Dark mirrors of myself that seek to take my place in the universe.

Free.

But with my faint signal, I've uploaded my meta-location so Rebel HQ can find me.

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Oh, that's the fastest hyperspace I've ever experienced.

What happened?

Did we see heart turtle down there?

Where are we?

Emissary Dexter, it's only been a second, but we're 16 sectors away from where we were a minute ago.

That's practically half the galaxy.

Whoa, guys, look at that sign.

Oh, look at that huge sign.

It's the Hollowood sign.

I've only seen this in hollows.

Ironically enough.

Emissary Dexter, I have an incoming transmission from

Leximar Pwench

Pwench from Leximar Pwench.

Hey Barge, it's Lexi Puench here.

Wow, Lexi Puench AA the most in-demand agent in all of the the industry.

Yeah, I'm from UTA, Universal Talent Agency.

I honestly forget that five you guys forgot about me.

It's been minute.

Nobody forgets about the Bargerian Jade.

I love you.

We all love you.

Toots is dead.

You're in.

We love it.

Wow.

Seems frugal, cold cap.

Wow, I feel good.

RIP, Toots, but I mean, you are the best.

We all love you.

You got meetings out the wazoo.

We love you.

Well, let me say this: now that I might be a star again, I'm gonna stay humble and I'm gonna stay close with my friends.

I'm not gonna figure out.

Yeah, by the way, who are these people?

I don't know.

Anyway, let's go into this.

Just let's talk about it.

What are you thinking?

A movie franchise, three movies, trilogy?

Oh, can I be like a superhero?

Hey, Bargie?

Yeah.

Let's just put it this way.

We want to be in the Bargerian Jade business.

I want to be in your business.

Let's get in each other's business.

All right.

Hey, don't go change it.

Hey, uh, emissary pluck decks, or

okay, all right,

guys, that was insane.

So, wait a second, guys, uh,

Bino, Bino, are you okay?

Bino, you saved our lives, Bino now,

and Bargie's career, Bino now, Bino.

Let me say, we've

not treated you with the respect that you deserve.

We'd all be dead if not for your heroic actions.

Been a worth, noble sacrifice.

Bino, Bino, everything's gonna be okay, Jesus.

Beano,

he's farting inwardly.

Stay with me.

He's farting inward.

Oh no, Bino.

Stay with us, Bino.

Oh, sure, yeah, no,

I can imagine.

Beano love you all.

We love Bino.

We love you, Bino.

Beto, Bino.

Bino, everything's gonna be okay with.

Of course.

Of course, Bino.

When we found you, Bino, you were locked in a little box on a tiny planet, guarded by a man named Chad.

There was only a roof.

There were no walls.

And the crew answered a series of honestly pretty medium-high hard

riddles.

The last one, slightly challenging, but honestly, it was really only a few minutes.

Oh.

Everything's gonna be okay, Bino.

Then Junior Missions Operations Manager Nermit Bundle.

And then you and I performed our first magic show together.

And last.

Yeah, and last, sure, at Dodeka Helen's talent show.

We knew we shouldn't have gotten you wet,

you know, but we did.

We got you wet.

And you cracked, and you catched into a real being, and you've been our constant companion ever since.

And you became my manager when no one out there thought I was anybody.

And now that they do, well, that's pretty cool.

The part that people think I'm something now.

Beetle takes 70%,

but Beano give

100%.

Still

abusively high percentage.

Beano, Budgie.

Budgie, Beetle.

Beetle Budgie.

And you've made me a star again.

Hold up, Peto.

Beethoven, say goodbye.

His legs and arms are shrinking back into himself.

His spiraling eyes are unspiraling.

He's turning back into a regular bean.

No.

He's heating up.

No,

no, no, no, no, no.

Be no.

Whoa.

Whoa.

So small, and yet.

Whoa!

That is a hot bean.

Oh.

Dar, you put it somewhere.

Oh no, I just put it inside of me.

Alright, well, uh, it was really nice being with everybody here.

I gotta go.

I have immediately just booked a job.

It's a nitty-gritty, not indeed, but huge, huge franchise fill where an old, sentient spaceship is the star.

Seems fast.

And I don't have to take any of my haul off.

Isn't that amazing?

Pargi, I...

You know what?

You deserve it.

I'm so excited.

I've already made new friends.

I'm friends with Billy LaFlorga, Jasha, Jasha.

And you know Kelsey Patu.

She knows my name.

I just got invited to a brunch, and uh, yeah, I have 8.20 billion followers on Hollow Media now.

8.20.

And this is the only way I'm making friends in the future.

We're really excited to meet all those people when you introduce us.

Bargie, why are you opening your hatch?

Good day.

I just dropped you off.

I think this is.

Bargie, what are you doing?

Alright, tipping you over.

Tipping you out.

Oh, well,

hi sub.

Bye, Bargie.

Bye.

Clean me in the movies.

This is Sea Red IT5, Credits and Attributions Joined, commencing Outro Protocol.

Emissary Plech Dexetter and Counselor Ross Kropastinian were played by Alden Ford.

C-53 and Councillor Rachel Akuri were played by Jeremy Benn.

Deep Space Master Dar and Counselor Joey Joey were played by Ellie Kirkesh.

Bargee the Ship, Sisu Gundu and Councillor Monica Casu were played by Mujan Zolfogari.

Missions Operations Manager Nermit Bundeloy, Counselor Phoebe Runt, and Head Tody Bardoff were played by Seth Lind.

Vino, Rolf Estittle, Councillor Chandler Trink, Leximar Plunch, and Emperor Nervit Bundeloy were played by Winston Knoll.

The Grower Mind of the Keck was played by John Robert Wilson.

This episode was edited by Seth Lind with sound design and mixed by Shane O'Connell.

Recorded at Braun Studios in Brooklyn, New York.

Music by Brendan Ryan.

Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley.

Ship designed with Bargary and Jade by Eric Goigz.

Mission to Zix is brought to this galaxy by Audioboo.

Thanks, Audioboo.

This concludes season two of Mission to Six.

The grower mind is everywhere.

You cannot run.

You cannot hide.

The will of the swarm will overtake you no matter where you are.

Hey, Nermit.

Hey, guys, I'm

a

shit.

Hey, Borman, Tan.

Thank you.

Okay.

Can I?

Now that the tractor beams are off, it's harder to hold on.

There's no reason that would be true.

I caught

thrusters.

Okay, fine.

Right.

Great.

I think we got to rest.

So, JR, thank you for that.

That's awesome.

Thank you funny.

Miss you guys.