219: Tiny Toots' Adventures

Speaker 1 It is a period of civil war, but things are still pretty chill.

Speaker 1 Sure, the Federated Alliance is headed to the hidden rebel base, but as far as the best crew in the Zix Quadrant is concerned, that just means more asses to kick.

Speaker 1 Still basking in adoration from having definitely blown up the delegator, Rebel Emissary Turk Manikid and his attractive but super humble crew travel farther and faster than any other emissary team to explore rad and exotic new worlds, repeatedly confirm their obvious heroism, and sign holographs for fawning bug creatures and stuff.

Speaker 9 This is Tiny Toots Adventures.

Speaker 10 1820?

Speaker 12 Yes, emissary mannequin. Do you like wake up every day super psyched to be on tiny toots like I am?

Speaker 4 Well, I don't wake up by power-up, but every morning I compile data that proves that we are the most efficient, successful, and may I say, coolest emissary team in the rebellion.

Speaker 4 High five, low five initiating hype protocol.

Speaker 2 Can you give us some sick words of inspo?

Speaker 14 Funny, you should mention that.

Speaker 14 I was just about to give us all our daily affirmation.

Speaker 2 Fantastic.

Speaker 14 Um, just think about this through the rest of your day. I have been given endless talents, which I will utilize today, like I utilize every day.

Speaker 12 Alright, let's all say it together.

Speaker 3 I've been given endless talents

Speaker 3 that I will utilize today.

Speaker 4 Security officers Parka and Anarak, as a two-headed Dos Cabezos, this is usually your time for brooding, is it not?

Speaker 17 Yeah, I really find it important to spend a lot of time brooding.

Speaker 14 We are like so happy you came out of the brooding chamber.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 14 Of course, on this ship, there is a chamber for literally anything you could ever imagine meeting and door wanting.

Speaker 3 You know, it would really take a toll on our mental health if we didn't have a special chamber just to brood in.

Speaker 17 But after about 20 minutes a day, we come out of there feeling fan-chucking castic.

Speaker 12 But there's so many rooms on you, Tiny Tooths. It's like we're living in our own little palace cruise line.
Sometimes I like open a door and there's somebody new in there, like this door.

Speaker 19 Oh, hi, everybody.

Speaker 17 Hey there, buddy.

Speaker 14 Uh, you guys want a maid-to-order omelette? I'll call whenever you need me.

Speaker 7 Wow, well, we might think about it later. Yeah?

Speaker 14 Think about it right now and decide later.

Speaker 18 Dark past, bright future. If it got any brighter, it burned our checking retinas straight out of our skulls.

Speaker 17 Anarak, I know you've done a lot of

Speaker 17 stuff we don't want to think about, but I wouldn't want to be fused to anyone else.

Speaker 16 Parker, you one jucked-up son of a bitch.

Speaker 18 Yeah, but I can't help but respect you.

Speaker 3 Oh, wrap our arms around

Speaker 16 us.

Speaker 4 Oh, Tiny Toots, I actually have an incoming voice message from a Bino and Bargie, Bargie and Bino LLC production company.

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Speaker 20 Bino sent contracts over earlier just to give a look-see and see if that works out, and we'll have a package deal.

Speaker 16 Alright, enough of this junky garbage. Yeah, we need an orange beer.

Speaker 4 Parker Anorak, I just want to say

Speaker 4 your gruff exterior and anti-heroism is very popular and cool.

Speaker 9 Wow.

Speaker 18 Can I just say your quiet demeanor, but otherwise impeccable efficiency is also pretty cool?

Speaker 4 Well, I don't like to brag, but I do think competency is the coolest thing there is.

Speaker 18 Amen to that, brother.

Speaker 8 Amen to that.

Speaker 17 Amen to that, brother.

Speaker 12 Wait, tie shoots!

Speaker 16 America?

Speaker 12 We didn't get to say it, but congratulations on your three

Speaker 12 movie franchise development deal as part of the

Speaker 12 Morble Cinematic Universe.

Speaker 16 Hilarious.

Speaker 11 Please,

Speaker 14 this is so sweet, but I really don't like to brag. Unless it's in front of one of my enemies, like, in which case, then, I love to brag.
I live to brag. I love it.

Speaker 17 Can I say I really respect the studios for trusting those young male indie directors they're putting on the blockbusters without a lot of, you know, experience.

Speaker 14 I feel like we haven't complimented Mannequin enough.

Speaker 12 Yeah, guys, you don't need to, but like, let's do it.

Speaker 14 I mean,

Speaker 14 first of all,

Speaker 14 you are an Afdonis.

Speaker 19 Yeah.

Speaker 14 Your body is just like, if I had eyes, they would pop right out of my ship skull.

Speaker 21 Hey, quick, quick up.

Speaker 12 I got another app.

Speaker 9 Whoa, whoa.

Speaker 3 I I didn't even know you can get an ab here, but I got an ab here.

Speaker 4 I think that brings the count to an even 24.

Speaker 23 Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Let's put it on the wall.

Speaker 17 You know, Anarak and I are relentlessly asexual, but boy, you make it tougher every day, mannequin.

Speaker 12 Oh, sick! My new reptot came out.

Speaker 8 Fantastic. It's a good put up a clip.

Speaker 24 Oh my gosh, look stream

Speaker 4 activating reptot now.

Speaker 15 Revolutionary ideas worth fighting for

Speaker 4 Reptox.

Speaker 14 So, if you're ever feeling down, all you have to do is look into your mirror and be like, who is that? That's Turk Mannequin. I'm Turk Mannequin.
I'm awesome.

Speaker 9 I'm Turk Mannequin.

Speaker 14 That's who I am.

Speaker 17 I could talk about your choice of jacket for hours.

Speaker 14 Oh, sh oh, Snoop. I'm glad another app.

Speaker 13 Ah, that's when you got 23.

Speaker 3 That was 23.

Speaker 2 Oh, fantastic.

Speaker 4 It was... I'm so glad I got to to bear witness to both 23 and 24.

Speaker 16 And already 5 billion views.

Speaker 4 Emissary Mannequin, we've got an incoming transmission from Senior Missions Operations Manager, Mel.

Speaker 5 Hi, guys.

Speaker 14 Oh, hey, Mel.

Speaker 16 Well, if it isn't our favorite senior missions operations manager,

Speaker 16 and you're winters. Does everyone go in face?

Speaker 4 Succinct as always, Mel,

Speaker 14 only mine for Nermi.

Speaker 14 Hey guys,

Speaker 14 what? Oh my, it's a- it's a crew of Tiny?

Speaker 21 Just a little bit of specific transmission.

Speaker 17 Generally, uh, my mind's full of bad, bad memories, but just that that crystal clear voice of Mel really pierces through.

Speaker 18 One of the most soothing tones in the galaxy.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Amistato mannequin. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Since Mel wants us to retrieve a planet crusher crusher engineer to question about a possible vulnerability within the plans, how would you like to proceed?

Speaker 12 Same way we would like always proceed, bro.

Speaker 23 Kicking ass?

Speaker 4 That's right. Fantastic.

Speaker 16 Sounds like a plan.

Speaker 3 Sounds like a plan.

Speaker 4 Alright, fun sidekick: Squeegee the sentient mob. Do you have any feedback?

Speaker 26 Yeah, Squeegee never pulls focus.

Speaker 8 Fantastic.

Speaker 16 Classic Squeegee.

Speaker 4 You have received an audio transmission from Rebellion Headquarters. Tieback will follow decryption.

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Speaker 6 Help me.

Speaker 6 End of message.

Speaker 4 Team, everyone be on the lookout. I've scanned and there are several guards on the perimeter here.

Speaker 9 Halt!

Speaker 11 You'll never get into this prison.

Speaker 10 I've got guards all around it.

Speaker 12 Do you? Cause it looks to me like you don't.

Speaker 25 Hey, who goes there? What's this? What?

Speaker 17 We don't need to get past all the guards if we throw your guards at your guards.

Speaker 10 Hey, what's going on here?

Speaker 7 We're throwing your guards at your guard. Wait, what? What?

Speaker 9 You forgot what your guards.

Speaker 12 Oh, you're throwing my guards at my guards. Hey, happy birthday.

Speaker 2 Cause...

Speaker 21 Wait, how did you know it was my birthday?

Speaker 12 Because this candle I'm about to blow out is your life.

Speaker 13 Wait, whoa, that's so deep.

Speaker 17 Happy first anniversary. The traditional present is a guard.

Speaker 21 No, it's paper!

Speaker 4 The guards have been neutralized. Let's keep going.

Speaker 11 Ah, the bridge is out.

Speaker 4 There's a lava pool below us.

Speaker 12 I know how to deal with this. Hey, lava pool.
Go away.

Speaker 21 Well done, Turk.

Speaker 7 Thanks.

Speaker 12 Prepare yourself, team. The greatest obstacle of all.
A set of two adorable twins.

Speaker 17 Oh, geez.

Speaker 9 Um,

Speaker 21 hello, baby.

Speaker 6 Just leave it to us.

Speaker 10 Well done.

Speaker 12 Their heads came straight off.

Speaker 4 Well done, punting both of them.

Speaker 21 Oh, the floor has opened.

Speaker 4 This is a pool of water filled with electric squiggles.

Speaker 10 Be careful.

Speaker 12 Well, there's nothing that electric squiggles hate most than a bedtime story.

Speaker 4 Parker Anorak, I believe this is you.

Speaker 21 Yeah, you guys.

Speaker 7 once upon a time there's a little boy named Billy.

Speaker 7 He went into the woods and like when he saw there very much hated the woods so much just came right back out.

Speaker 4 It's working. It's working the squiggles are falling asleep.
Alright, let's go team

Speaker 2 Sleep tight squiggles. Don't let the squiggles bite.

Speaker 8 Right, they are.

Speaker 17 Don't bite each other, Anorak means.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's what I meant.

Speaker 4 Watch out, team. There's a laser grid ahead of us.
We'll have to step very lightly.

Speaker 11 So, hey, what's up?

Speaker 10 Listen, um, in the laser grid, there's like uh

Speaker 21 hey, laser grid?

Speaker 19 There's a laser grid?

Speaker 8 I'm sorry, hey laser grid?

Speaker 21 Hey, laser grid?

Speaker 10 I'm like a super sick laser group.

Speaker 13 Hey, laser grid!

Speaker 7 Hey, laser grid!

Speaker 7 What? Hey, laser grid!

Speaker 21 Okay, laser grid.

Speaker 2 Laser laser grid?

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 There it goes.

Speaker 4 Grains and broth.

Speaker 7 That's the Turkmannekin way.

Speaker 7 Let me out of here. No, let me out of here.

Speaker 2 Wait, guys.

Speaker 2 That's a hologram. Let me out of here.

Speaker 12 Let me out of here.

Speaker 7 See what happens when we throw this croon at it.

Speaker 6 Whoa. My head.

Speaker 4 Alright, let's find the real engineer.

Speaker 21 No, please! I was real! That's not the one we want!

Speaker 12 Man, sometimes this job is real hard, but it's real humbling. Because you know what? I'm doing it with my best friends.

Speaker 12 Take that back, I'm doing it with my only friends. Take that back, you're my family.
Take that back, I'm in love with all of you.

Speaker 12 Best way to celebrate this new emotional awakening? Everyone shirts off, skin, skin, high vibe.

Speaker 12 Hello?

Speaker 6 Help me, please. Help!

Speaker 11 Get out of here!

Speaker 12 Hey, don't be afraid, engineer. It's just me, Turkmannekit.

Speaker 15 Did you free my twin brother?

Speaker 12 Honestly, don't.

Speaker 10 Does it?

Speaker 21 Yeah. No.

Speaker 17 He was gone before we got here, unfortunately.

Speaker 3 Might have been a hologram.

Speaker 19 Yeah,

Speaker 19 too.

Speaker 21 he was

Speaker 22 right inside the first door, past the laser trap.

Speaker 5 There are a lot of doors.

Speaker 15 Straight up right after the first, right after the laser trap. On the left, can't miss him.

Speaker 4 Team, I don't want anyone to panic right now, but the only way out of here is across a giant punnel. Well, then I need something absorbent.

Speaker 17 Yeah, our rocky skin isn't absorbent at all.

Speaker 26 Maybe Squeegee can help.

Speaker 8 Squeegee?

Speaker 26 Maybe Squeegee can help and then return to ship and be quiet.

Speaker 13 Alright.

Speaker 4 Oh, fantastic, Squeegee. Just do the purpose and then leave.

Speaker 12 Here he goes.

Speaker 4 We don't know anything different.

Speaker 26 Squeegee knows exactly where like Squeegee is enough, Squeegee.

Speaker 17 You moved that water perfectly and now the floor's bone dry.

Speaker 26 Squeegee's purpose has been clear from beginning.

Speaker 21 Come on.

Speaker 2 Bye, Squeegee.

Speaker 4 Thank you, Squeegee.

Speaker 17 Love that guy.

Speaker 4 Emissary mannequin.

Speaker 4 Would you like me to hail Tiny Toots?

Speaker 12 You're the best one in the best.

Speaker 15 I'm sorry, Tiny Toots a ship or a.

Speaker 19 Oh, wow.

Speaker 12 That's a joke.

Speaker 7 Why you're a.

Speaker 11 It's that ship. Boopity boop, boop, boop.

Speaker 14 I'm right here.

Speaker 17 You're I must be out of the little fellow if you don't know who Tiny Toots is.

Speaker 22 I'm saved.

Speaker 15 Could we quickly go grab my brother?

Speaker 12 Tiny Toots, give her biography so this little num nut knows who you are.

Speaker 14 Tiny Toots was born in a small but beautiful auto shop. I was small.
Some would say I was...

Speaker 16 tiny.

Speaker 14 And then I booked a couple of substantial rolls.

Speaker 14 And, you know, the same stuff, but the star kept rising.

Speaker 17 Story never gets old.

Speaker 18 Arguably a perfect story. Yeah.

Speaker 15 Listen, I can't thank you enough for breaking me out of that prison.

Speaker 26 It was terrible.

Speaker 16 Hey, what's your name, son?

Speaker 13 Khan.

Speaker 13 Corn?

Speaker 13 Khan. Corn?

Speaker 13 My name is Khan. Korn?

Speaker 7 Listen, we'll call you Korn.

Speaker 18 It's for your own safety.

Speaker 15 I don't understand how. But that doesn't matter now.
I'm free, and I have you to thank.

Speaker 12 Whose autograph do you want first?

Speaker 16 Cause uh well here, I'll sign this Glossy Hollow first.

Speaker 18 Okay.

Speaker 18 To Korn.

Speaker 13 Yes, it's actually not Korn. It's Karn.

Speaker 4 Oh, we're gonna be calling you Korn from now on.

Speaker 7 Okay.

Speaker 16 Listen, Korn. Uh,

Speaker 16 people hear that Karn is a board tiny toots.

Speaker 18 They're gonna get suspicious.

Speaker 22 Oh, I see.

Speaker 8 Okay, yes, I see what's happening.

Speaker 4 We never make mistakes. Okay.

Speaker 15 Okay, yeah, I I feel like we uh maybe we should use like a like Jeff is a real name. Korn just I think is corn is a vegetable, usually.

Speaker 4 And the Sarah Mannequin, shall I begin the interrogation?

Speaker 15 Uh y' not necessary. I'm actually totally willing to give you guys information.

Speaker 15 Yeah,

Speaker 4 fantastic.

Speaker 15 No, duh you don't oh wow, that is yeah, don't put that anywhere near me. Listen, can I just say something? The Planet Crusher Crusher I made against my will.
I was held prisoner at the facility.

Speaker 15 I built the Planet Crusher Crusher over the course of 60 years inside of a Pocket Universe. To your time, in your universe, it was about a two-week period.
But for me, it was 60 years.

Speaker 18 60 years?

Speaker 15 I was actually born in the Pocket Universe, maybe six months ago.

Speaker 15 And then over the course of.

Speaker 17 And your mother named you Korn.

Speaker 15 It was actually...

Speaker 2 It's actually Corn. It's Corn.

Speaker 15 Okay, how about we just say Jeff?

Speaker 15 How about we just say Jeff?

Speaker 16 Jeff better than corn.

Speaker 15 Jeff is a real name. Corn is not a real name.

Speaker 12 Um, I know eight corns.

Speaker 15 You know acorns?

Speaker 14 You know eight corns or acorns? I know eight.

Speaker 12 I know bail corn.

Speaker 13 I know dale corn.

Speaker 12 I know Sarah corn. I know corn corn.
I know Jeff corn.

Speaker 16 Are you counting corn corn as two corns?

Speaker 3 Now I know corn.

Speaker 15 I don't have to tell you anything about the planet crusher crush if you don't want me to. It seems like you're sort of not interested.

Speaker 18 Do you think you're gonna get out of here without telling us every single weakness of the planet crusher crusher?

Speaker 22 No, I'll tell you right now.

Speaker 15 First, though, when you when you grab me,

Speaker 15 um, do you control the right arm and you control the left arm? What?

Speaker 15 No.

Speaker 10 Are you

Speaker 10 actually?

Speaker 18 Well, you know, it's kind of weird because I actually control the left arm.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Oh, wow.

Speaker 17 Right arm, left leg.

Speaker 2 Okay. Wow.

Speaker 15 Does that get confusing to you or I guess it's just sort of no, memorized it. Well very impressive.
Yeah.

Speaker 12 This is taking way longer than all interrogations take. Usually someone gets on the ship and they're like

Speaker 12 sweet. It's Turkmannekit.
I know your reptox. Your reptox are amazing.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 16 What's your deal, Pza?

Speaker 22 Oh, listen.

Speaker 15 I've never been to this universe before.

Speaker 22 I don't know anything about it.

Speaker 14 You don't know that we're all famous.

Speaker 16 No, that's why you're not giving us what you want.

Speaker 15 I'll tell you anything.

Speaker 12 Wait, crew, this is like a really humbling experience right now, so let's all like take a moment to realize maybe being successful isn't always about being famous.

Speaker 14 Mannequin, you are so spot on. We should really appreciate this very rare instance where someone didn't instantly know and appreciate us.

Speaker 4 Accessing humility subroutines.

Speaker 4 Wow, I'm so grateful for this experience.

Speaker 24 We should guys

Speaker 14 like to thank you so much.

Speaker 15 That's Corn or Jeff? Either one is fun.

Speaker 4 We're going to

Speaker 2 fair enough.

Speaker 4 Initiated humbling experience.

Speaker 12 Oh, I thought you were going to be.

Speaker 13 Oh, you're humbling me. Okay, alright.

Speaker 17 That's a fast

Speaker 2 slap.

Speaker 13 Listen.

Speaker 6 Listen.

Speaker 15 I have a vested interest in bringing down the Federated Alliance.

Speaker 13 Okay.

Speaker 17 Guess how many abs that guy's got, then double it, and you're still low.

Speaker 15 Okay, I was gonna say, like, probably 18 total. Yep.

Speaker 16 Way off. Way off.
Okay, wow.

Speaker 18 You thought he had nine abs?

Speaker 15 Well, I dunno right at the base of his neck. I could I thought, no, there's no way those are.

Speaker 12 I was born with nine abs. That's offensive.

Speaker 13 Okay, sorry.

Speaker 4 Uh, permission to discontinue conversation and merely scan his brain for the information needed. Yeah, I'll tell you.

Speaker 15 I want to tell you. Okay.

Speaker 12 Ow.

Speaker 6 Oh.

Speaker 14 Oh, sorry. Pardon says also that we have to shave all the hair off.

Speaker 11 We have to shave your hair.

Speaker 15 Why does that have to... Why is that part of it?

Speaker 4 Part of the scan. No.

Speaker 4 Now I'm scanning.

Speaker 22 Wait, hold on.

Speaker 15 So my skull is not a barrier for your scanner, but hair? Just the hair.

Speaker 22 Just the hair.

Speaker 18 Hey, will you a droid, buddy? You know how scanners work all of a sudden?

Speaker 15 No, I actually engineered several scanners that see right through here.

Speaker 8 No, no, no.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 4 Listen, this just eliminates us having a long, drawn-out conversation where we all talk to you. We just do a quick scan and we're in and out.

Speaker 15 But don't you wanna don't you wanna know my backstory about how I was doing it?

Speaker 4 No, it's not about the journey, it's about the destination.

Speaker 12 Also, we have a Pilates glass that we have to do starting right now.

Speaker 8 Space Pilates.

Speaker 16 Now

Speaker 16 tuck

Speaker 14 and breathe

Speaker 4 tiny tootship as our instructor.

Speaker 14 And now, quick breaths.

Speaker 14 Corn, I cannot hear your quick breaths.

Speaker 15 What am I supposed to do?

Speaker 24 Lobby's mode is over.

Speaker 16 Corn, why are you constantly bewildered?

Speaker 15 I was in a prison for a decade. They put me to work on the Planet Crusher Crusher, and once they finished it, they threw me in a jail cell and took the Planet Crusher Crusher to your universe.

Speaker 16 Wow.

Speaker 4 There might be other rebel groups that want to hear this kind of backstory. This is fairly important.

Speaker 15 I thought it was important on some level for me to explain that I put them there on purpose.

Speaker 15 I made two of the three vulnerabilities so that it would be easier from any angle and with any size fighter to fly in and destroy.

Speaker 2 Why?

Speaker 15 I despise the Federated Alliance. I despise Wagtam Buoy.
They have my son.

Speaker 17 Oh, that's good. Someone's looking after your son.
No, that's not how it works.

Speaker 2 Oh, okay. No.
We all have sons. Yeah.
Do we?

Speaker 5 Most of us.

Speaker 17 Most of us have sons. Yeah, we got a couple sons.

Speaker 22 Okay, well,

Speaker 15 then surely you understand how important this is that I'm able to rescue my son.

Speaker 18 Everybody's got at least five sons.

Speaker 22 That doesn't.

Speaker 10 That doesn't.

Speaker 15 That's not true, though, I don't think.

Speaker 16 I'm pretty sure that's true.

Speaker 17 Anybody can't remember meeting someone without a son.

Speaker 12 My son's name is Korn.

Speaker 15 Your son. You have a a son named Corn?

Speaker 8 Corn mannequin.

Speaker 16 Just one of the many corns mannequin knows.

Speaker 2 I know eight.

Speaker 15 You already listed eight, and none of them were your sons.

Speaker 12 I listed six.

Speaker 15 Oh, so corn corn was just one corn then.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 18 Okay, that answered my question.

Speaker 12 Guys,

Speaker 12 do you understand?

Speaker 12 We're not only the best, coolest, hottest team, skin to skin right now,

Speaker 15 I don't think so. I'm not really sure.

Speaker 12 I appreciate it. But now we have the information to help the rebellion? Kick ass against the Federate Alliance.

Speaker 4 Emissary Mannequit, we've got an incoming transmission from Senior Missions Operations Manager, Mel.

Speaker 21 I see Marijan.

Speaker 16 We're doing great.

Speaker 16 Oh, geez.

Speaker 9 Well, isn't this convenient?

Speaker 8 Wow, my bad.

Speaker 4 Well, we will be heading to the your cordness as soon as possible.

Speaker 15 Can you get will your escape pod go back to my universe?

Speaker 15 If you want to know the vulnerabilities of the six planet crushers, my drops and runners.

Speaker 16 Run save you, Corn.

Speaker 12 Let's suit up into our super sick victory outfits.

Speaker 4 Let's suit up.

Speaker 18 We might be the only ship out there, but they forget we've got the keys to the castle with these plants.

Speaker 17 Guys, you know, rebellion's all about a collective, but

Speaker 17 that's never been our thing, because we've always known we're number one.

Speaker 12 And yeah, maybe sometimes we doubt that we were the ones who destroyed the delegator, because we were all blacked out from that moment from doing too much Pilates.

Speaker 8 Right.

Speaker 17 Could have been us.

Speaker 12 Could have been us, could have been somebody else, but it probably was us.

Speaker 3 I like to think it was us.

Speaker 2 Me too.

Speaker 4 What's our move, Turk?

Speaker 12 Tinatoot, set a course for Rebel HQ, because it's hero time.

Speaker 12 And as we're making our way to victory, why don't you play us the clip from your greatest hollow of all?

Speaker 14 I am so glad that you suggested that. Uh, commencing clip now.

Speaker 4 Tiny.

Speaker 14 Papa?

Speaker 4 Tiny.

Speaker 14 Before I go off to war, I want you to take this. It's my hat.
What will it?

Speaker 14 Bang, bang.

Speaker 14 Bang, bang, bang.

Speaker 4 Here they come for me, Tiny.

Speaker 14 I'm a rock. No, those rocks can't get you.
They can't get you, I promise. Bang, bang.

Speaker 4 Don't you worry about me, Tiny. I hear those rocks banging.
I'm a rock. Time for me to go.

Speaker 16 Tiny, you were that little girl. Wow.

Speaker 14 I really was.

Speaker 17 Not even a scene-chewing rock can ruin that scene.

Speaker 4 Emissary Mannequit, get ready. We're exiting hyperspace in three,

Speaker 19 two,

Speaker 9 one.

Speaker 7 I don't like this.

Speaker 9 Oh, many, many fighters.

Speaker 7 Many fighters.

Speaker 8 This makes me feel bad.

Speaker 4 Emissary Mannequit, I don't detect any rebellion fighters. It seems like they haven't scrambled yet.
But I do detect 12 squadrons of Federated Alliance fighters. Yeah, great

Speaker 4 six planet crushers that are armed to the teeth.

Speaker 2 Whatever.

Speaker 4 It seems like the odds of our survival are 794,521 to 1.

Speaker 14 We're the big number and they're the small number?

Speaker 4 I'm afraid not, Tiny Toots.

Speaker 12 Hey, team, the odds are bad, but you know what's good?

Speaker 8 We're all together right now. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 17 The thing about numbers is

Speaker 17 in those odds, we're the one.

Speaker 2 We're number one.

Speaker 12 And I didn't hear a zero. Did you guys hear a zero?

Speaker 4 There's no zero in the calculation, no.

Speaker 12 So I say,

Speaker 2 let's beat these Bobols.

Speaker 4 Emissary Mannequit, just to clarify, we won't be taking a direction towards the base. We will be engaging the fighters.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean...

Speaker 18 T20 has said there's only six planet crushers.

Speaker 4 Yes, that's correct.

Speaker 17 They must not know tiny toots was coming.

Speaker 4 The fighters are scrambling towards us. The laser cannons have heavily locked on us.

Speaker 4 Things are quite dire.

Speaker 12 Why are they shooting at us?

Speaker 21 Don't they know who we are?

Speaker 4 Shield strength down to 54%.

Speaker 7 Oh, we're taking a lot of dudes.

Speaker 2 Hey guys, what are we doing?

Speaker 4 Shields at 48%.

Speaker 6 We're the crew of talent suits.

Speaker 4 Shields now at 32%.

Speaker 12 We're number one in the ferry alliance and now with the rebellion. And sometimes I don't even care who we're with, because all that we're with is together.

Speaker 4 Shields at 20%.

Speaker 12 Is that a sentence that makes sense? No, but it doesn't matter because I believe in it and I believe in you.

Speaker 4 Emissary mannequin, shields are at 5%. Even if we made a retreat now, we would not be able to return to base.

Speaker 7 Pretty soon those shields are gonna be number 1%.

Speaker 7 Not a good thing.

Speaker 12 I've never been afraid of life, and I'm not afraid of death.

Speaker 4 I'm lifted. Obliterated.

Speaker 12 So bring it on, death, because death is just life continuing on.

Speaker 9 That's not natural.

Speaker 4 That's categorically false.

Speaker 12 So let's just fly straight into that planet crusher and tell it who's best.

Speaker 7 Wow, we're best.

Speaker 3 Let's show it who's best.

Speaker 12 Hey, crew, everyone get in a circle.

Speaker 15 Squidchie?

Speaker 12 Everyone's here. Alright, everybody.
It's time to skin to skin. for the last time.

Speaker 12 Remember, you're all my best friends and beloves of my life. And get ready to get your names into history books because

Speaker 12 here

Speaker 9 we

Speaker 9 go.

Speaker 27 Well, this is KR3D1 TZ Credits and Attributions Troy, commencing outro protocol. Embassy Turk Vannekin was played by Mujahide Sulfagari.
D20 was played by Winston Doll.

Speaker 27 Security officers Parka and Adarak were played by Seth Lynn and Jeremy Bent. Tiny Toots was played by Ali Kokash.
Squeegee and Cord were played by Alden Ford.

Speaker 27 This episode was edited by Alden Ford with sound design and mix by Shade O'Connell. Recorded at Boomba Boomba Braun Studios, Brooklyn, New York.

Speaker 27 Music by Brendan Ryan with additional music by Shade O'Connell. Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley.
Ship designed for tiny toots by Eric Goyce.

Speaker 27 Mission to Zix is brought to this galaxy by Audioboom. Thanks, Audioboom.
Do you have a eulogy to write for the crew of tiny tooths? Send an email to their colleagues at crew at mission to zix.space.

Speaker 12 I feel like Park Eye and Interact could show up and see the three and be like, did you guys get incinerated?

Speaker 7 It's like, it takes a lot more than that to kill Park Eye.

Speaker 21 You're like, what?

Speaker 23 How? What more?

Speaker 4 I literally got killed by a planet.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 17 We pay rent inside a fireball.

Speaker 2 Yes.