213: Attack Some of The Clones [ft. Leslie Collins]

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It is a period of civil war.

The rebellion against the sinister and corrupt Federated Alliance grows stronger, and the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance.

Now, Rebel Emissary Pleck Dexeta and his intrepid crew travel the farthest reaches of the galaxy to explore astounding new worlds, discover their heroic destinies and meet weird bug creatures and stuff.

This

is mission to

Zynx.

Hey, C53, yes.

Um, I I don't know if you've noticed, but you know the eye that the grower mind laid an egg in?

Yes.

It stopped growing.

Sort of stalled out after a few inches.

Let's just say those few inches are pretty noticeable.

No, I mean, I know it's.

I'm just saying, like, it stopped.

I thought I sort of thought it would get to a point and then, like, hatch or something.

And now

I'm sort of thinking, maybe it's all fine.

It's not fine.

It's four times the size of your other eye.

But it sees real well.

That might be bad.

Okay.

Hermit.

Yeah.

Okay, I've finished writing down

all of my feelings

and past partners.

Wow, the second list is way longer than the first list.

Um, well, this is amazing.

I'm just gonna make it.

Here is

everything for you.

Okay, this is a ream.

Um, well, thank you.

I mean, he asked for it in this fashion.

Print is the future.

Yeah.

Thank you for, you know, honoring that request.

And do you have yours?

Yeah.

Here's the list of my feelings, which is, I guess,

oops, I dropped a couple pages of it.

Okay.

And I just wrote my partner on this receipt.

I know that this is sort of a personal moment between the two of you, but can you just

who is that, nervous?

Yeah,

we need to hear.

Oh,

no, it's just Dar.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Can I just say

I'm really appreciating all these interactions that are happening because it's helping me for my big audition.

Oh, wait, what?

What's your big audition, bro?

Oh, it's a director?

Let me show you it.

Let me play what he said.

I saw your holos on the hologram.

And I want to tell you, I think you got something.

You got something, kid.

Come on in, read a script.

See what we got.

Of course, he was replying to an image where of myself when I was a kid.

He does not know my real age.

But hey, I'm going in next week for the audition.

What's the audition?

It's for a script.

What is the script?

I don't know.

But I am so excited.

So keep talking.

I need to become everybody.

I need to know everything.

So anything we say is just you're soaking it in for the

whatever it could be.

It's just indiscriminately for a scrimp.

You just want to hear words come out of our mouth?

Because it's helping as an actor.

So it doesn't matter how I look like now.

What did you used to look like, Parchy?

I had no wings.

No wings at all?

Nope, I was just a single vessel.

Wow.

How did you fly around?

It just went up and down.

Oh,

wait, Parchy, were you in the elevator?

I don't want to talk about it.

Oh, wow.

So I'm really excited.

So just continue walking and talking.

Commissary gets it.

I have an incoming transmission from Commander Rolfus, too.

Attention.

Crew of Bargary and Jade.

Long live the Rebellion.

Yeah, sure.

Commander Rolfus.

Hey, Rolfus, is hasty a feeling?

What?

Hasty.

I don't think this is a feeling.

Commander Tittle,

when you feel hasty, you are like, I gotta get somewhere, but I gotta get somewhere else even earlier.

It's not a feeling.

Thank you.

It's not a feeling.

It's an adverb.

Well, no, hastily is an adverb.

Well, hasty is.

Is it a Jaren?

It's a magic.

Okay, why are you?

No, I'm not doing this with you.

I want.

Don't be hasty.

No, don't make me do this.

Crew of the Bargarian Jade, I have an incredibly important mission for you.

Okay.

Okay.

You seem like you're feeling hasty, honestly.

I'm not.

What are you feeling right now, Rolfus?

You wouldn't feel hasty.

You would just

be hasty.

Rolfus.

Sisu, what?

I just want to know where you are.

I'm in my office.

Okay, I'm ready to have that talk.

Oh, no.

Rolfus, what is going on, buddy?

Listen, you don't.

I don't want to tell you what's going on.

You can trust us, Rolfus.

You are my-I am your superior officer.

Commander Tittle, have you, before this talk, considered writing out your separate lists of feelings and ex-partners?

You could say joy and joy, maybe.

Crew of the Bargerian Jade, due to a Garfon flu outbreak, most of our emissary groups are under the weather.

Therefore, you are undertaking an incredibly important mission.

Oh, okay.

How did the flu spread so quickly through all the emissary groups?

We had a karaoke night.

Oh no.

What?

Enough.

I don't know why.

It must have gotten.

Anyway, point is.

I need your help.

Yeah, you just say the word.

We're here for you.

We're here for the rebellion.

I want the crew of the Bargerian Jade to infiltrate and destroy a clint-making facility.

Isn't this sort of a job for like a spy or airstrike?

Yeah, all that.

But everyone has been laid low thanks to Garfon Fluke.

Wait, are we sending an emissary to you?

This is the one day of the year that it's going to be easy to get into a Clint cloning facility because it's Clintillian.

Huh?

What?

The special day where all the Clints go out on parade and it's easy for the public to go in and show their appreciation.

It's easy to infiltrate.

We're gonna destroy it while it's full of visitors.

No, you won't destroy it.

All I need for you to do is to find the main cloning facility mainframe.

The main mainframe.

Got it.

The main mainframe of the cloning facility.

No.

Take the DNA sample

of you.

What?

It's not me.

Huh?

Huh?

Uh, we just figured out.

The clints are not me.

Why would you think that?

Yeah, I've seen that.

I'm better looking.

Anyway, take my uh well, take the DNA sample.

Uh, that was okay.

Take the Rod Dam DNA sample that will disable the cloning facility without hurting anyone.

But I will tell you to watch out for the facility manager.

Yeah.

Anyone who can clone those killing machines must be hard-boiled.

You might have to take them out.

Okay.

Security officer Dar will be counting on you there.

Oh, Dar.

Oh, okay.

You don't have a single sniper pilot who didn't sing karaoke with you last night?

It was a big party.

And

why weren't we there?

Hurtful?

That is a feeling.

Hurtful is a feeling.

My fellow counselors, one more order of business.

I have

I have troubling, if unsurprising news.

My my beloved son Tillian Runf has gone missing again.

That's really bad.

It's true, and on Thursday, he was due to compete in an horse riding event on Viffius III, and

he never showed.

Yes, I fear I must convene a search party, and Clints are of no use.

He'll just present his fake and they'll be at his command.

Of course.

But but how do I find skilled trackers?

Kasu, wasn't there some amazing hiring service you use to fill vacancies among the babies?

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Oh, perfect.

Wow!

What a relief.

It sounds worth whatever incredibly high price they must charge.

That's the thing.

Anyone can try ZipRecuta for free.

That's right, for free.

By going to this exclusive web address, zipracuta.com/slash 6.

That's zipracuta.com/slash slash z-y-x-x.

Oh my gosh.

Such for me.

I'll go there immediately.

So ziprecruiter.com slash Z-Y-X-X, and I'll find the team of heroic rescuers who will bring back my troubled baby.

I'm a baby.

Right.

ZipRecruiter, the smartest way to hire.

Wow, I really hope people use the code.

That would really help us out a lot, wouldn't it?

Indeed.

Thank you, Councilor Baluit.

Don't you have some peace to me?

Yes, I okay.

Bye, guys.

Yes, goodbye.

Bye, Baluit.

A lot of people come out for this clintillion.

Yeah, I didn't know people, like, really support the plants.

Is this your first clintillion?

Uh, yes, it is.

My wife and I, we come every year.

They have amazing shrimp.

That's really good.

We're here for that.

Well, we're also here to see the clips because we support our clinch.

Yummy.

Yeah, absolutely.

Us too.

We're just three civilian.

What's your idea, Eric?

Which what are you getting up today?

Oh, that's a good idea.

So full of events.

Yeah, you gotta go.

You gotta go to the tap dance comp.

And then you're gonna wanna go to Clint Cuisine.

Yep.

Her hands are full of shrimp.

Yeah, now you can get a fast pass.

If you get a fast pass, you're gonna wanna get a fast pass.

Yeah, you gotta get a fast pass clint.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and you cannot cannot miss

a close-up magic, Clint.

That is amazing.

Making close-up magic is a little bit more than a hundred.

You guys seem to know this, the whole

every year.

And the shrimp.

Great.

Have I told you that you have to do it?

You have, honey.

Can I just ask you guys, is there like a sort of like a cloning facility?

That is not on the map.

The only one who knows that is the manager.

Oh, my rod.

Oh, my rod.

Oh, my rod.

There's the facility manager, right?

The facility manager?

Oh boy.

Okay.

Alright.

Just be cool.

Oh, hello.

It is so nice to see you again this year.

The shrimp this year at the Univalent.

I remember you from last year.

I'm sorry.

Hello.

What lovely color of your aura.

Dark, don't get so close.

This is the filling.

How are you?

Come here and give me a hug.

Dark, no, okay.

Oh, you feel wonderful.

Well, it is so nice to meet you.

You must be new this year.

My name's Janelle Fitzmeyer.

I'm the facilities manager.

It is so nice to meet you, Janelle.

Oh, what a lovely hug.

Thank you so much.

Oh, who are you?

I'm the C53 Powerball and Diplomatic Relationship.

Well, I can tell that what a lovely demeanor you have.

That's very kind of you.

You know what?

I meet kindness in the face.

Would you mind giving me a hug?

I love him.

Oh, sorry.

That's.

Oh, sorry.

C-53.

Sorry.

You can just turn it up.

He used to be a sex droid.

It's not a...

He's technically probably still a sex droid.

That is all right.

No need to be embarrassed.

It is all part of the sentient experience.

That's pelvic.

That's very understanding of you.

I love to meet new faces.

Hi.

Oh, why?

Look at you.

You are tiny and lovable.

Oh, wow.

What a sprite.

Wonderful.

Well, give me a hug.

I'm sorry.

I'm wearing my high heels and they click.

I can hug your calf.

Please do.

Oh, what a wonderful calf hug.

Oh.

Well, hello, face.

Oh.

What a nice face.

And who are you?

Oh, I'm Pleck.

Oh, I'm a civilian Pleck Pleck Deck Setter.

You have a nice, bright eye.

Oh, yeah, well.

A couple of them.

Well, one of them is

an egg.

I hope you're not embarrassed, because I think that's a wonderful feature.

Thank you.

See, C43?

It's not where I should look.

Okay.

Oh, Keck's ovipositor pierced his eye.

Oh, that must have been an adventure.

Yeah, I like to think so.

Well, sometime you should write me a letter and tell me all about that experience.

You know what?

I would love to do that.

Well, and I love pen pals.

Well, why don't you come over here and give me a hug?

I like hugs.

Oh, great.

Yeah.

I'm not shy.

I'm sorry.

I have a large bosom.

Oh, it's no problem at all.

It's never been a problem in the past.

Yeah, no, it just shouldn't be.

Jennifer, are you?

Yeah.

Can I ask a quick question?

Of course.

Are you new here?

Have you only just joined the facility?

I don't know.

I go way back.

So you've been the facilities manager from

get-go.

The beginning of the Clint program.

Absolutely.

From the very beginning, I actually helped design it.

Miss Janelle.

Miss Janelle, Clint 4125.

Yes.

I just wanted to let you know that I just cleaned my weapon and I...

What do you think?

Oh, it's wonderful and shiny.

And

you have done a wonderful job.

Do you think I'm maybe the best when I clean my weapon?

You know I can't play favorites.

Oh, that's right.

But what do you think?

Maybe it's me.

All right.

I'll give in this one time.

I just missed it to know.

You're welcome.

All the Clints really seem to love you.

Now,

can you just tell us

what your job is as a facilities manager?

Oh, of course.

You're just maintaining them.

Oh, yes.

I do a little bit of this and that.

I love to clean and I love to teach.

What makes a wonderful warrior, a wonderful fighter, is a fighting spirit.

And one thing that we do is every morning we get up and we learn songs and we love to bring everyone together and we do some

play fighting.

Mr.

Dell.

Mr.

Dell.

Let me be play fighting.

Very good, 6874.

Thanks.

Do you think I may be the best at play fighting?

You know I don't play favorite.

I know, but maybe I am, though.

Okay, just this one time.

Yeah, thank you.

You're so welcome.

I love you, Mr.

Nell.

Oh, I love you, too.

Oh, what a wonderful job I have, right?

Does that work every time?

Oh, yes.

You know, one time I played a practical joke.

You don't mind me telling you my favorite practical joke.

Not at all, of course not.

I put a lemon under a seat cushion, and it was a...

Is that it?

Yes.

Hey, what do you think it wasn't funny?

Are you saying it wasn't funny?

No, no, no, no, no.

It sounds good.

Oh, oh, oh.

Tell us great.

Oh, oh.

Now calm down.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

Ms.

Janelle, you've mentioned a number of swans?

I don't think I've ever heard a clint sing the song.

Well, that's what's so wonderful about Clintillion is once a year in the autumn of the moons, we come together and we show the community just what we're about.

That's right, everyone.

Right this way.

Okay, uh,

we go to Clints.

Um, this one is

your band name?

What?

Your band name is the Clints?

What

no, that's

what other name will we call?

No, that's not.

Missionlla, this one we wrote for you.

Oh, that one.

Get down,

get down,

get down

on the ground.

Get down,

get down,

get down

on the ground.

Everybody get down, it's regulation time.

You have to get a face, or it's gonna be mine.

Everybody, get down, it's regulation time.

That's a nice page,

that's a nice age.

Yeah, C53, I feel like most of these lyrics.

Most of these lyrics are just things Clint says.

Miss Chanel, what'd you think of the song?

Oh, wow.

I was blown away.

Really?

I am year after year so touched by your talents.

I think

you have so much potential.

Thank you.

All of you, each and every one of you.

I think maybe me or I don't know, it might be me.

Well, I think I'm the drummer, so but not me.

You are a very talented talented drummer.

Ms.

Janelle.

Miss Janelle.

Yeah.

I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to go mop the main mainframe facility right now.

Okay, wonderful.

That's great.

You're right on time.

What do you think of the mop?

Is it pretty good?

I know where you're going with this.

Right.

And you are my favorite for right now.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Oh, hey, four, two, seven, six.

Yeah, that's me.

You know, if you really wanted to make a mark, you'd probably mop your way all the way to that mainframe.

And from here to the mainframe.

Mr.

Chanel, do you think that would...

Well, I have to say it would definitely be against protocol.

Oh.

But since this is the one day that we open our doors to visitors to appreciate what we do here,

you know what?

I will allow it.

Mop down on the ground.

Mop down on the ground.

Mop down on the ground.

Janelle, I noticed that you really take time with each of the clints to build their confidence.

Every clint is special.

No, I mean, I guess

they're claims, though, right?

Well, yes, but it's a little bit more touchy than that.

I never talk about this, but

I had a son

many years ago.

What?

This is upsetting to talk about me.

It is upsetting, but sometimes you have to share your emotions.

Yeah, it's okay to talk about your feelings.

It is okay.

I'll talk about my son.

I lost him.

We were.

You know, when you go to the store and

you just have a moment of forgetfulness and leave your child behind.

I went into the store and I bought some bebops and some Zuzus and I forgot that I left my son.

Oh no,

and your son stole your speeder?

He stole my speeder, yuck.

And I

never saw him again.

Wait, so Rolfus was an adult when this happened?

Yes, I believe he would have been in his early 30s at this point, sitting in his mother's speeder waiting for her to buy some Zuzu.

I have created all of these clints in the image of my missing son.

So there is something in each of them that is close to me.

I apologize for being so sentimental at that moment.

You just lost your son.

I did.

And your speeder.

Okay.

While Miss Janelle is distracted, we have to keep following this wet trail before it dries up.

He's really taking his time with the mopping, so

I thought he had gotten further away, but now I see he's still very close.

The mop has a fake.

Emissary Jackson, believe this is the main main track.

Yeah, the wet mopping leads right up to this door.

Alright, Mobby, just gonna get in.

Oh!

Oh!

I am back.

I'm sorry, y'all.

I had to tinkle.

Oh.

I don't mean to be so crass, but sometimes it's best to be honest.

What are you looking at?

Now we were just

breaking down.

Were you curious about the mainframe door?

Let me turn that off.

It's okay.

It's an alarm and it comes on sometimes.

Let me just turn that off.

46297544 Town Pound Key Key Pound.

Please enter.

All right, yep.

There's a key key on the keypad.

Oh, yes.

Okay.

Absolutely.

Sorry, continue.

Would you guys like to come on in and see the into the main meeting?

You know, I normally wouldn't let anyone in here, but I trust all of you.

So why don't y'all come on in?

And

if you would like a treat, I love to teach people how here at the facility I make a clint.

Would you like to see that?

Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah,

come on in.

Okay, everybody.

Wait, no, no, when you say you make a clint.

Well, I run the machine.

Yeah, myself.

Who else works at the facility?

Oh, why?

It's just me.

Wait, you make every clint yourself?

Absolutely.

From Clint 0001 to,

goodness, how many do we have now?

I guess that would be Clint

962748.

Wow.

Congratulations.

Now what happens when you make a Clint?

Oh,

well, right here is the main unit.

Okay.

And now you see that we have these four buttons here on the right.

Okay, this is the Zabulator right here, and then the Parette Pulse.

Then we have the Zenith beam here, and then right down here, we have a volume.

Volume.

Yeah.

Now, what happens if you change the volume?

This is the volume of the.

The volume of the machine?

Well, isn't it fun to turn up the volume sometimes?

Sometimes, yeah.

That makes sense.

I push these buttons in a certain sequence here, and you can see exactly how it comes together.

The whole entire process takes about two and a half minutes and then we have a fully formed Clint.

Do they come out fully formed?

Almost.

Their bodies are that of a grown Clint, but their minds are still very undeveloped.

Oh, is it

so precious?

Come, come.

Oh, this is my favorite moment,

if you don't mind.

Do they come off the assembly line with their helmets on and everything?

Yes, they do.

And they usually come waddling over to me where I give them a cuddle.

Wait, why is it walking towards me?

Oh,

well, this is unusual.

I don't want this.

Well, you must have feelings.

What?

Down on you.

What do you mean I must have feelings?

Well, sometimes our clinics are in need of nurturing when they come off of the line, and they're naturally usually drawn towards me.

I am a maternal spirit for most of them.

Darn, were you not honest about your list of feelings?

I'd

up.

Up.

What, Darn, lift the baby.

Up.

We don't think he wants to be a bad feeling.

Why are you so demanding?

It's a newborn.

He has the body of a man, though.

I mean, I could physically lift him, but I think that's what he wants.

Don't mind.

Lift the baby.

What a wonderful moment to witness.

What a glorious moment to witness.

How long does it take a clint to go from like sort of fresh off the I don't want to

go to that end?

Oh, okay.

Calm down.

A pretty quick process.

Yeah.

Mission out, Mission El.

Uh, yes.

The clips are having a clint off outside, and it's getting really competitive.

Oh, well, that's too competitive.

What is a clint off?

Oh, what happens is they stand opposite each other and they kind of jab at each other's sides.

It's the beginning of learning how to spar.

Sure.

And sometimes they get a little bit too rough.

If you don't mind, I could

run down.

I will be right back.

But just make sure you don't touch anything.

If you did it exactly back where you sounded.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Okay.

Fair enough.

This may be a perfect opportunity to

take the DNA sample out of the closure.

Okay, um, did you now was that the Zerblinator or the Zenith ray, or where do you think the genetic sample is kept?

Right here in this slot on the panel?

Oh,

slide.

Yeah.

Wow, that's the origin of all the clints.

Okay.

Emissary Dexter.

It'll pop it out.

Only have a few seconds.

So use this chemical wipe to be thorough.

Reinsert the slide as quickly as possible.

Sure.

Great.

Alright, here goes.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, boy.

Okay.

All right.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

Now I'll use the chemical wipe to clean my hands.

What?

I have Rolfus juice on my hands.

I'm not going to.

The wipes are to clean the slide.

Rolfus could easily still be on the slide.

You can't just wipe it off.

Thank you all for waiting so patiently.

Everything we moved, we put back, and we didn't touch anything.

Did you have a good time while I was away?

Yeah, I had a pretty good time.

Looking at everything, just

how was the clintoff going?

We unfortunately lost a couple thousand.

You lost a couple of clints?

Yes.

They jabbed each other's sides to death in the clintoff?

Yes, it does happen.

And it is always so sad.

But it is part of all of Rod's process.

I guess.

Seems like a process distant from Rod's.

Yeah, it's like you're the rod.

Yeah, a tiny bit.

So let me play a little rod here and push some buttons and make some more clints.

Yes, of course, with the machine.

Yeah, we're actually

going to get a little bit of a stick.

Oh, you don't need a stove?

Yeah, no, actually, we are just tuckered out after all that clintillioning.

Just get back on the stone.

And we haven't had any shrimp yet.

Oh, you have to try the shrimp buffet.

All right, then Sarah Dexter.

I think we should probably leave as soon as possible.

So, we're actually not going to get any shrimp.

Don't mind.

Not sure that's the best use of our time.

Hey, uh, uh, Bargie?

Yeah, well, hey, hey, sorry, I was in the middle of memorizing any word to get ready.

I'm just looking at all the words.

Okay, uh, Bargie, uh, we're we're all good here, so you could just anytime you could come in for a pickup.

A pickup, come in for a pickup.

I'm a villain.

I'm gonna be picking you up.

That seems no, that seems gonna rain.

That's freaking right, right.

Oh!

That's actually great.

Oh, wait, wait, you want me to actually do that?

Yeah, if you can actually come and pick us up.

Yeah.

Alright, you know, I'll get there when I get there, because I will be there.

Is that just a nonchalant character, or you're really not going to be there?

Wow, wow, did you just see what happened?

A new character displays.

Wow, I would book myself.

I would book myself.

We're sort of a little bit under a time crunch because we've got to be able to.

Then can I just pitch.

Let me just pitch a new character for you.

Rubbed up, rubbed up, rubbed up, rubbed up.

The character rubbed up.

It was.

It's called rubbed up.

Huh.

You're sure this was a director?

Yeah, his name was at director in Hollow Stock.

He asked for money up front?

Yeah, I gave him, I gave him a couple.

Hey, Bartey, I'm sorry to interrupt.

We just sabotaged a facility on a planet that is literally crawling with clay.

That's a great script.

Is that a script?

I love it.

I would, I would do it.

No nudity.

I would do nudity.

I do nudity.

What am I saying?

I would straight up just take all the haul off and just show bear engine.

Don't do that as practice.

They call it rehearsal.

Hey, what are you guys doing?

Get down on the ground.

Yeah, sure.

Absolutely, of course.

Get down on the ground, guys.

I'm sorry, could you say that again?

I said, get down on the ground.

But

could you say it with your mask off?

I don't.

Listen,

I'm just asking you politely to get down on the ground.

It's just that you don't sound like.

This Clint is

a little weird, right?

What is that supposed to be?

I'm just saying, I.

Because most Clints sort of have a deeper voice.

Oh, okay, sure.

Great.

Yep.

Thanks.

I'm the one with the gun here.

Hey, is there a problem over here?

Yes.

Is there a problem over here?

What?

No.

Is there a problem over here?

Hey!

Come on!

Yeah.

I'm a pink lightning pneumatic trooper.

We

used the wipe in the wrong order.

What?

What are you talking?

I used the wipe.

Look at that.

Look, look, look.

Do you see?

Yeah, no, I see.

Okay.

But do you get it?

I think I'm defending that you're going to be able to get it.

I think I get it.

I think I get it.

Hey, guys, are you going to get down to the ground or what?

No.

No.

Okay.

You know what?

That's fine.

Hey, get down on the ground.

No, yeah.

I'm down on the ground.

Yeah, of course.

Absolutely.

These guys bothering you?

Sort of.

Yes.

Sorry about that.

Trimp let's face that way.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Have a good one.

Can we get up off the ground?

We're giving swirlies.

Swirlies?

Yeah.

Oh, that seems.

Yeah.

Okay.

Uh, it C53, are they just gonna keep making clints that are based on me now?

I don't know.

Oh, well.

Excuse me.

Before you leave,

pardon me if I seem a little rattled.

I was just

leading some of the new clinics in

we saw some of them.

They seemed great and normal.

Did they?

Very, very special.

A little off.

Mr.

Knowles, Mr.

Knowles.

I didn't polish it or anything.

I just had I'm holding it now.

Oh, CD.

Misery, am I gonna have to kill her?

Hello, Darp.

No, please don't.

She's got punishment enough.

Wait, what's this?

Thank you, Mr.

Nell.

Well, guys, I think it's safe to say we did sabotage the clint cloning facility.

We certainly didn't stop their ability to make new clints.

We just ruined the clints.

Well, that's

ruined.

Ruined is a strong word.

They're just sort of different now.

Different?

Um, hey, guys, how's it going?

Uh, good.

Uh, can we help you?

I just seeing what was going on.

Cool, cool.

Why?

Oh, cuz they were leaving, and I thought I sort of thought it was after they left.

Yeah, no, I just, I don't know.

Hang on, hang on.

What are you doing?

Okay, yeah, sure, fine.

Okay, bye, guys.

Different.

I think worse is okay.

Oh, well, the director sent me a new video.

I think it's the script.

It's gotta be the script.

Hey there.

Kiddo?

I think some Celia.

Listen, we found another elevator for this one.

They gave a great elevator pitch, and so we had to take them.

That's the game.

Those are the brakes.

Thanks for the crew.

Bye-bye.

Oh, Bargie.

Sorry.

Bargy.

I'm gonna memorize exactly what he said and go into the audition.

Oh boy, thank you.

I don't think you see.

I know.

I'm just trying to find some positivity in a chucking situation.

Wow.

Oh, you know, Bargie, I gotta say, I think I learned a little bit something about positivity.

I do not care about that.

Fair enough.

Yeah, that's nut now.

You're gonna have no benefit.

Fair enough.

Depends on the

good they do not have your DNA anymore.

Right.

Terrific.

Well, it wasn't mine to be in one, but

we've wiped that.

That DNA we can confirm is gone.

Dude, it's safe to say they won't be making any

clinics

in their

really strong dose of maternal love.

I d I don't care.

Okay.

Why would I why would that be part of the debriefing?

Because she's your mom, but it's fine.

She's your mom.

What?

What?

No.

No.

It's not my mom.

Thank you for getting it done.

We don't have to talk about it anymore.

Great.

Sure.

All right.

Rolfess, what are you doing in the closet?

Janelle Fitzmaughter.

Oh no.

Like a recorded letter?

Do you think she knows what we did?

I don't know.

I know

the recording.

Okay, all right, here comes.

Dearest ones and new friends.

Pleck,

Dar,

Nermit,

C53,

Bargie,

and they know

who I have not had the pleasure of meeting, but I look forward to to one day.

Ha ha ha.

I just want to tell you what a pleasure it was to meet you, become your friends, and I think by the end of our journey together, love each and every one of you.

Things have been a little bit off since you were here, but that is okay.

I'd like to say that I am plugging along.

Things are all well.

And I hope to see you all.

Please write soon.

Ta-ta.

Love, love.

Kiss, kiss, hug, hug.

I'm this Janelle Bitzmeyer.

Oh, I really

expected there to be some sort of threat at the end or some kind of shoe to drop in her.

She was

straight up.

Nice.

I think they're input bad.

You know how people feel about their mothers.

No, that's a good point.

That's a good point.

This is C-Red IT5 credits and attributions joined commencing outro protocol.

MS Serry Pleck Tech Center and the Plince were played by Alden Ford.

C-53 was played by Jeremy Benn.

Security Officer Dar was played by Ali Kokesh.

Bargie the Ship and Sisu Gundu were played by Mujan Zolfagari.

Missions Operations Manager Nermit Wendeloy was played by Seth Lind.

Bino, the Clints, and Rolf Stiddle were played by Winston Knoll.

Miss Janelle Fitzmeyer was played by special guest Leslie Collins.

Leslie has been performing and teaching improv, musical improv, and sketch comedy for more than 15 years.

Listen to her improvised bedtime storytelling podcast on pinna.fm or we love bedtime stories.com.

For stupid showbiz stuff, visit her website that she never updates, lesliemariecollins.com.

This episode was edited by Seth Lynn with sound design and mixed by Shane O'Connell.

Recorded at Braun Studios West in Los Angeles.

Music by Brendan Ryan.

Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley.

Ship design for the Bargerian Jade by Eric Boyce.

Mission to Zix is brought to this galaxy by Audioboom.

Thanks, Audioboom.

Thanks again to our Patreon supporters for pitching episode concepts and for supporting season two.

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Hey, guys, are you gonna get down to the ground or what?

No, no, okay, you know what?

That's fine.

Hey, get down on the ground.

Oh, yeah, of course.

Get down on the ground.

Yeah, no, absolutely.

These guys bothering you.

Nah, that doesn't.

Go ahead.

Forget it.

No, no, no, that's funny.

That's funny.

Yeah, yeah, that's funny.

Just die.

Get down on the ground.

Oh, yeah, of course.

Get down on the ground, nerd.

Okay, yeah, no.

Absolutely.

These guys bothering you?