210: A Wing and a Repair [ft. Sebastian Conelli]

It is a period of civil war.

The rebellion against the sinister and corrupt Federated Alliance grows stronger, and the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance.

Now, rebel emissary Pleck Dexeta and his intrepid crew travel the farthest reaches of the galaxy to explore astounding new worlds, discover their heroic destinies, and meet weird bug creatures and stuff.

This

is mission to the zinc.

Hey, C-53.

Yes.

Uh, I've been thinking a lot about what that guy Foenix Ash said

about

the planet crusher crusher.

Yeah, I was thinking about that too.

The planet Crusher was already very large to make another ship capable of crushing a planet crusher.

Yeah, also just how many planet crushers are out there to crush.

I mean, there's a lot of planets out there to crush.

Well, the real question is: like, who

is that a good guy good guy or a bad guy?

Bad guy.

Yeah, hey, Bargie.

You seem slightly more cantankerous than usual.

Everything okay?

Oh,

everything kind of hurts right now.

Whoa, what was that?

I don't know what that is.

I coughed out smoke.

No, no, no, Bargie, when you did that,

yeah, something solid fell from the ceiling.

Oh, oh, I'm gonna need that.

I've been trying to help Bargie out, just kind of, you know, banging things around, shifting things.

None of it.

I just end it right now.

Is this the end?

No, no, no, no, no.

Bargie, I've almost got it figured out.

Dark, what have you done?

Do you remember what happened the last time you tried to fix a ship?

Every night when I closed my eyes.

It didn't go well.

Yeah.

And you haven't, you know, taken a class or anything in the past.

No, no, no.

I'm completely unlicensed, but Bargie and I have a special kinship, and I should just intuitively know how to fix it.

Okay, we, you know, we have.

No, I don't.

Okay, well, I mean, Dar, the difference between Hark's ship and Bargie is that that Bargie can talk to us.

So, Bargie, how about you just explain to the three of us what's going on in that, you know.

Okay, sure.

The four of us tell Bino and the rest of us what's happening in you, and we can try to, you know,

give it a fix.

Okay, my center parts, they look like a red, a reddish hurt.

I don't know.

The center parts?

If I just open up this.

Now I'm going to squeeze a bunch of different things, and you start shouting when it starts hurting.

What is what can you even squeeze?

No, stop, Bino.

Don't.

I'm just gonna pick you up here.

Beano loves shit, pus.

Yeah.

Okay.

Beano love it.

You heard him.

Beano love it.

That's right, he loves it.

Okay.

Listen, Bargie, can you do...

But kids love you, but you love

pus?

So you can say love.

You just felt like saying,

sorry, listen, Bargie.

What?

Oh, yeah.

We need that.

Oh, no.

How about a defense?

I thought I was helping you.

Okay, that's not a...

Yeah, listen.

Do we know any mechanics?

Can we call Nermit?

Maybe he has a hookup in the rebellion?

Yeah, that's possible.

Outgoing transmission to Missions Operations Manager.

Nermit Bungloe.

I wonder if he's just sitting in his.

Oh, yep, there is.

Hey, Nermit.

I didn't make it for you.

I made it for whoever likes it.

I really do love that he doesn't have to answer.

It just immediately takes my transmission.

He just starts a feed.

Nermit.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, whoa, hey, what are you doing?

Who are you talking to just now?

Under your breath.

I just like, I made the mistake.

I try to never do this.

You know how I put songs online?

Berman deliver them.

Yeah, I just like,

you should never read the comments.

I started reading the comments.

Okay.

Oh, boy.

Listen, Nermit, Bargie is not feeling very good, and we think it might be like how it feels.

Listen to this.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

I want to hear a couple of these things.

Yeah.

Next time, try.

I mean, that's

to be fair.

That's good advice.

But I were

if you think about that review.

Yeah.

They're not saying that you didn't try this time.

They just like they mean like I'm glad you tried this time

and you should also continue to try.

Wait, let's hear a couple more comments.

I don't know.

So, this says, I built a time machine to go back and make your parents not meet.

Whoa, that's meaningful.

That seems cool.

So, anyway,

what's going on with that?

Oh, I tell

Listen, Nermit, we need a mechanic.

Yeah, I think there's something wrong like physically with Bargie.

Oh, gosh.

Not emotionally, like usual.

Wait,

I heard that.

No, I just meant like, wait, I can see out the window.

What is the wing is at like a weird angle?

Listen, that was

a mistake.

It's partially damaged from the inside because Dar was trying to throw it.

What's up?

One, two.

Uh-oh, that wing is gone.

Wow.

Wow.

Just three.

Oh, my gosh, that's the one wing.

Um, in my

non-professional opinion.

Are you what

could you possibly say, right?

I didn't need to specify anything.

It was non-professional.

Nobody was

under that impression.

Okay.

I think

we need a professional.

Cool.

Thank you.

Great, Dar.

Wow.

We might need like a

toe.

Oh, boy.

Okay.

Bargy, this ceiling is surprisingly clean.

Yo, what?

You guys are upside down.

Yeah, since we flipped over, the ceiling, you keep it very clean.

It's honestly cleaner than the floor.

Oh, boy, the lights just went out.

Yeah, I think we're going to need to tow pretty quick, Nermit.

Alright, guys, I'm going to figure it out.

I'm going to make

Thanks, Nermit.

Okay.

I can see that other window with your comments.

Close them for now.

I will, I will.

Oh my gosh, this bye.

Hey, Bargie, just sit tight.

We're gonna get a tow ship, I guess.

Um, now that the lights have gone off, like, how long would you say life support systems would have until

how long it took me to realize tiny tooths was too tiny?

Okay, great.

Let's hope for that tower.

How long if I pull out something like

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Centurion, honey.

Mom, get out of my room.

It's totally normal to master this.

No, Mom.

I'm listening to my favorite podcast, Teen Creeps.

Because on Teen Creeps, host Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Kaytai dive into the best YA pulp fictions of the 80s and 90s, Mom.

Okay, hey, that's a fun thing for you.

Ugh, we're talking R.L.

Stein, Christopher Pike, Lois Duncan, Babysitters Club.

You wouldn't understand it.

I don't.

Why don't you go back to the stupid rebellion or making dad jealous?

I'll be here listening to Kelly and Lindsay's dramatic reenactments from the book of the week and their awkward high school memories, which they dig up and parade around for everyone to hear because they're fearless.

And their amazing, hilarious guests on this podcast book club that doubles as a sleepover.

That's again very fun for you.

You think I'm just a little kid, but I'm a reader, Mom.

And deal with this.

They talk about crazy titles like Nightmare Hall Number One, The Silent Scream, or Fear Street 15, The Prom Queen.

So that's why I'm listening to Teen Creeps on the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

I subscribed on whatever podcast app I wanted to, and I'm not telling you which one.

Rod!

Okay, just use lotion.

Alright, back it up.

No, a little more.

Back it up.

Okay, there you go.

Keep backing it up.

Keep back.

Keep backing it up.

You went too far.

Look it up.

Alright, alright, moving forward, bitch.

Alright, good.

Now locking it in.

Alright.

This ship's a mess.

Hey, sorry about having to get the toe, but

glad you were so close.

Thanks for thanks for taking us in.

No, please, it's my job.

What are you going to do?

Yeah, there's no good time for a toe, you know?

Yeah, I mean, that's true.

That's it.

Never a good time for a toe.

I'm just happy that you guys are pretty happy.

Sure.

So, by the way, hey, how you doing?

My name's 718 Tony.

Hey, hey, 718 Tony.

Shake my big hands.

Oh, wow.

You have the the big hand.

Okay, great.

So, quite a disparity in the size of the body.

You have one really big hand and one really small hand.

Yeah, I was born to be a mechanic, so my body has evolved to that way.

So I got one big hand to like remove big objects.

I got one little tiny hand to stick in little holes, you know?

Look at my pinky.

You see that little pinky finger?

Don't get me wrong.

I don't have one tiny hand.

I mean, I guess.

I'm not sure that's a problem.

I got a Phillips head, pinky, and then the ring finger, flathead.

Sure.

Gotta be.

Of Of course, because you know, back in my ancestors' day, they only had one Phillips head, and then they get screwed over, they didn't have the flathead, so they evolved.

Do you have a hex, do you have a hex somewhere?

Oh, no, no, but hoping in a couple generations, we got it.

We got a hex on our body, so yeah, absolutely.

So, I could get out there, I could fix this all up for you.

You know, it's pretty routine, so don't worry about it, okay?

This is routine, I mean, it's routine for a mechanic like me.

Is this ship a disaster?

You mean, like, uh, emotionally, like a personality-wise?

What the heck?

I'm speaking physically, but if the ship's emotionally a disaster, I have a buddy that's a psychiatrist.

Oh, sure, well,

I would never go to a psychiatrist.

Okay, I mean, sure, that's I wouldn't, because that's not part of my culture, okay?

That's not part of my culture.

I don't give a damn.

I keep my feelings inside, okay?

Sure.

Well, listen, Tony, you know, I gotta say,

oh, sorry, is 718, Tony, your whole name?

Yeah, that's my full name.

Okay, great.

That should.

What do you mean?

718, Tony?

No, this is the.

I've repaired 718 ships.

Wow, Bargie, you're in great hands.

And one of them is small and one of them is big.

Yeah, two great dissenters.

Oh, boy.

Oh, that does not sound good.

But don't worry.

She sort of always sounds like that, but usually the size or the shorter.

Technically worse now.

Yeah, don't worry about it.

I'll take care of this, no problem at all.

Okay.

Let me go to the central controls.

Yeah, absolutely.

It's just right up the ramp.

Kind of down the hallway.

Yeah, so you can't.

Slow down, slow down, slow down.

So I got a bad foot.

Oh,

all right.

It's just so it's just right in here.

Cool.

Okay.

Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What are you gonna do?

You know, it's my gas foot.

Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure, yeah.

It's just a crowd of vapors.

Yeah, yeah, it's my gas foot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't worry about it.

All right, what was it?

Is this right in here?

Yep.

Oh, no.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, I was gonna say you could see here where I first thought the diagnosis was that Bargee just needed a couple of wires pulled.

No, you actually reversed the alternator and now we're gonna have to go in there and make sure that we get those charges back to negative and positive where they should be.

Yeah.

So I just kind of intermittently pulled wires.

Yep.

Mostly based on color.

Okay, can I tell you a secret?

I would love to know a secret.

Okay, don't do that ever again, again, okay?

That's a secret.

Hey, hey, don't listen to my secrets over here, okay?

If I want to tell you something, I'll tell you something.

Sorry, you're right, you're right.

All right, I'm just gonna pop in here.

I'm gonna reverse this.

Oh, wait, what?

Wait, are you are you alright?

The big wound just opened it up.

Yeah,

everything's okay.

What?

Everything's good.

That means it's working.

That means the ship's working, you know?

What just happened.

What do you mean that means the ship's working?

Oh,

come on.

The ship takes my energy.

Every ship I repair takes energy from my being.

Wait, what?

Yes.

And I get a little bit weaker with every ship.

But it actually physically takes a piece of you.

Yeah, would you think I had a gas foot because I thought it was cosmetically fun?

I don't know.

Maybe you were in a war or something.

Hey, can I tell you a secret?

Yeah.

Can I tell you a secret?

Uh-huh.

Never assume somebody's in a war because either they are and they don't want to.

Hey, hey, hey, if I want to tell you that little piece of advice, I pull you over the side, okay, mister?

Sorry, I think it was for me.

Okay, you're right.

It's for you.

Let me first tell you.

Okay.

So, you know, I forgot my secret because this damn idiot over here.

Never assume anybody's in a war.

Was this fair?

Now you're going to correct him on his secret.

You're correcting me on my secret?

I'm going to go.

I got to go.

Okay.

That's good.

So never assume anybody's in a war because either they don't want to talk about it or they want to talk about it it too much.

That's a text.

You're right.

Honestly.

That is colorful.

Oh, sorry about that.

No, 718 chips, you're going to cough up a little shit sometimes, you know?

Yeah, I mean, I guess so.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How many do you, how many do you have in you?

My father only repaired 34.

Wow.

Whoa.

Well, sure, yeah.

Yeah, I'm playing on the house money right now, so I don't know.

And don't worry about payment either.

What?

What?

There's no payment.

This is what I'm born to do.

Tony, we could hardly ask you to fix Bargie for no croon at all.

It would be weird.

Don't you dare give me a croon.

That would be an insult, okay?

I was put out in the universe to repair ships.

And I will do that till I die.

So, give it one quick, one quick second.

We just love to talk in little asides.

Sure, sure.

Bargie's gonna kill him.

No, what?

Barge's gonna kill him.

He's gonna run out of pieces of himself.

There's so many things for Pair.

I didn't notice this until he turned around, but he doesn't have a lot of

back, like a lot of his money.

Yeah,

seems to be.

Think about not just the things I jucked up on, Bargie.

Yeah.

Think of Bargie in general.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, listen, 718, Tony.

I feel like, you know, especially we're not panya.

This seems like a big job.

Yeah.

Maybe we could just call someone else.

Don't you dare.

Wait, wait, wait.

Take your little big hand off of FlexNet.

It's time.

We will.

I'm so sorry.

I have anger issues, which I will never address.

But you could.

No!

And I love that guy so much, but we never talk about issues.

Okay, we're gonna need to take this back to my garage.

We're gonna fix this up.

Chris!

What?

Chris, we're gonna need you to back it up a little bit.

Like this?

Do this button!

No, you're going forward.

You gotta back it up.

No, you're facing me and you're going back.

Face forward.

No, Chris, you gotta face forward and go back.

You can't look at me.

That's what you want.

You want me forward or back.

I want you to put your back to my fate.

Oh, my God.

Tony, I am going back right now.

You know, you gotta...

What about this doesn't look like that?

You know what?

My nephew made this stupid bot, and I said, you know, I'm gonna use it.

I'm gonna use it because I'm a good guy.

I'm saying, my nephew, he wants to learn this shit.

Oh, he built, he he built this.

He built Christopher.

Yeah, so now I got my nephew's bot on me and he can't do nothing.

Hey, Chris.

Have you ever thought about fixing the.

Can you fix a robot or something like that?

Oh, no.

Yeah, I'm a shit mechanic.

Yeah.

Yeah, would you ask a toilet plumber to fix a sink?

I would, but maybe.

You would?

Don't you dare.

Hey, finally, you get a secret.

Come over here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come over here.

Lay it up.

You like secret time?

No.

Give me more secrets.

You want another secret?

Come over here.

Come over here.

See, you're lucky I'm slapping you with my other hands.

Yeah, you would not want to slap from that big.

I'm still moving back if you want it back.

Oh, man, he backed right into Bargade.

You want me to go forward and back right now?

Just shut up.

Alright,

shut up, protocol.

Okay.

So it seems that it seems, what's the name of this ship that you got?

It's the Bargerian Jade.

I can introduce myself.

I'm the Barjade.

Oh, no.

Ship in the stars.

Usually she's far more eloquent.

She's a very long resume.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Okay, we're going to need to get this ship back to my garage ASAP.

I would say this ship has a two to three hour lifespan left in them.

Two to three hours?

Two to three hours.

This is actually a disaster.

Can we get this back to my garage as soon as possible?

Yeah, I mean, yeah, absolutely.

That's fine with you guys.

What do we do in in the meantime?

Because, I mean, you want to ride up with me in the tow truck?

I mean, I guess so.

Yeah.

Sure.

We're going to need to do laps then.

What does that mean?

People sitting on people's laps.

We're going to need to do laps.

You already said yes, so we got to do laps.

Yeah.

Yeah, sure, sure.

Because LC53 could stay in Pargi because he doesn't have to breathe or anything.

No, I don't want

why not include him.

No, we should all be included, Pleck.

Okay, you're right.

There's four of us, so two and two are on laps.

I guess I just don't understand why I have why C53 is sitting on my lap.

Well, I wasn't gonna sit on your lap.

Well, thank you for that.

I wasn't.

Sure.

So everyone's got somebody on their lap.

Yeah, sure.

And I'm in 718 Tony's lap.

How is so I'm on Chris's lap?

Yeah, I'm getting crushed.

There are two people on me.

I can't see anything.

I'm directing you, okay?

Oh,

keep going.

Where?

Just keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

More.

Yep.

Just seems like your nephew had a program to get out of your desk.

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

You're telling me.

I wish my nephew did a lot of things.

I wish you remember my birthday.

Sure.

Okay.

All right, keep going.

Maybe a little over to the right.

You're drifting a bit.

So, what do you guys do?

You're an emissary team for the rebellion.

I don't know if you devil much in connecting politics.

No, no, I turn off that crap.

You know, keep your nose out the dirt.

Your asshole stays clean.

What does that mean exactly?

Hey, let me tell you a little secret.

Come over here.

Come over here.

Move your big body.

Come over here.

Let me get this little pink guy over money.

Come over here.

Okay.

Uh-oh, the big hands come and fill you.

No, no, no.

listen.

I would kill you with that.

Okay, you're right.

Oh, boy.

I got you with the little one.

Yeah, I got you with the little hand.

Hey, more to the right.

And we're here.

Is that your beautiful wife out in front?

Yeah.

Hello.

Suzanne, come here.

Give me a kiss.

Tony.

Oh.

Tony, you have a new wound.

Are you

fixing something?

You better believe him.

That's my Tony.

Of course.

Oh, my goodness.

Veronica and Tony June.

Oh, come here, come here.

One on each shoulder.

Come on.

Oh, geez.

Somebody take this camera to get a family photo.

Oh, I love my family.

Family is the most important thing in the world.

See the story, Dark.

Can I talk to you guys first?

Okay, listen, guys.

I felt bad when 718 Tony told us that he was like, but now that you see

a family, he's got two little kids.

This seems

my nieces and nephews, cause all my brothers and sisters are dead.

Yes, Tony, Uncle Tony.

Yes.

Yes.

I will love all of you and I will see you all to university.

Listen, 718 Tony, your family seems lovely.

I got it a telephone

dozens of these children.

They are so nice.

Oh, you have to see the bill when we go out to eat, though.

Oh, I know.

I bet you through the roof.

I say no sodas.

No sodas.

You know, we get one soda, we do the free refill for everybody.

We do one soda, 48 free refills, because I get two, because Tony gets two, because I'm picking up the bill.

But they're the best things in my damn life.

Oh, man.

That's really...

we can't have you we can't have you fix Bargie.

Listen we can't what

listen.

I feel like surely there's another mechanic around.

I don't want to say you sh you you're not a good mechanic.

I just feel like

Bargie is so damaged that it would kill you to fix her.

And if it does, that's my time.

There's gotta be another way.

If it does, that's my time.

Maybe you could just teach me, and then I could fix Barges.

You are...

Hey, let me tell you a secret.

Oh, boy.

That was a great idea.

That was such a...

I like you.

You got a lot of spunk, a lot of spotty, a lot of spazazz.

Thank you.

Could you do me a favor?

Of course.

Could you give Cleck another secret?

Of course.

Hey, come over here.

Give it.

Actually, actually, what's your name?

Dar.

Hey, actually, uh, Dar.

Why don't you give him a secret for me?

No, ow!

On the top of my head.

Wow, did you like that secret?

I guess so.

Come on, let me show you in this ship.

I'll teach you how to do this.

So when I'm not there, you can take care of it yourself.

Thank you.

That's perfect.

Okay, great.

So, Dari, you're gonna learn how to fix Bargie.

Yeah, and then it'll be like, I never ruined her in the first place.

Oh, can you do me a favor while we do that?

They all have math homework we need to go over, and they're all in different grades.

No, okay, I'm standing next to a droid.

I think you chose me.

Direct that question to you.

Yeah.

What is this?

What is home?

It's a math home one.

Okay, tell me where to stick my hands in first.

Okay, okay.

So you see how we got seven mufflers on this back right here, right?

Yeah.

Great.

So now I want you to look in all of them.

You see, one is clocked, right?

Yeah.

How can you tell what's clocked?

Uh, there's the kerchiefs that I stuffed in one of them.

Exactly.

Look for where you stuck shit in.

Yeah, okay.

Wherever you stuck stuff in, that's the one you want to fix.

Yeah, right?

Okay, so.

Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm great.

I'm great.

This is so good.

You're helping me with the ship right here.

Okay.

Cool.

So I want you to reach your hand.

Great.

Now make sure you put on the gloves because a muffler is hot.

Oh, I should actually just be totally fine.

My body runs at like 500 degrees normally.

Egg on my face.

Egg on your face.

It'd be be a fried egg.

Yeah, exactly.

Alright, so I'll just touch this.

Ah!

Letting go.

Ooh, yeah.

Okay, so

I

am doing all the work, and you're just instructing me, and yet

I'm still hurting.

Yeah, half of your face is now gone.

Yeah, yeah,

the left half.

My right's my better half, as Suzanne always says.

Sure, but the whole reason I'm doing this is because I didn't want you to die.

Well, here's the thing: if I teach you how to fix the ship, I'm hurt even more.

You're hurt even more?

Yeah, I'm hurt even more.

Oh, no.

Yep, because I'm not only giving you the knowledge to do it now, but I'm giving you the knowledge to do it in the future.

Why are you stressed?

Because I did so many bad things to the ship.

Well, we're gonna have to get through that together.

Come here, let me tell you a secret.

Okay.

Aren't secrets weird when it's just two people in a room?

It's just talking closer.

I mean, you are very close to my face right now.

I'm so sorry.

Well, back up.

No, no, no.

It really brings into focus that only half of your face is there.

Let me move to the other side.

Yep, check out those pearly blues.

Wow, that really is your better sight.

Yeah, my teeth were blue when I was born, and my parents were never more excited.

Oh, yeah, they're beautiful blue teeth.

Thank you.

Hey,

the secret is.

Uh-huh.

This is my job.

This is what I do.

Do you feel like if you had talked to somebody about your feelings, you wouldn't just derive all of your self-worth through what you do for work?

Too much for the brain.

Too much for the brain.

Let me fix stuff.

Oh, hey, hey, C53, Vargi has stopped smoking.

I think that's a good sign.

I bet they're having a great time in there.

Yes?

What is afterlife?

Oh boy.

I mean, that's a definitely don't ask C53 that, because he'll give you an answer that's gonna make you unhappy.

C53?

No, I told you not to do that.

What is afterlife?

Oh, well, that's a fiction that many such people

do.

You didn't even.

How can you be banks?

I'm undoing things behind your back.

You shouldn't even know that I'm trying to make these things on the replays.

an Audi belly button.

Aww, and now it's even bigger!

Why does it look like it's gonna burst?

Oh my, okay, okay, now flip, flip the on switch, you gotta get this alternator running.

Flip the switch!

I won't, and I won't let you do it either!

Flip it, switch!

Oh, do you hear that?

That sounds good.

Yeah, though.

Sounds like her power's running again.

Hey, Bargie?

Bargie, can you hear me?

Okay, well.

Everything alright?

Do you feel any better?

Feel a lot better, actually.

I uh not 100 yet.

I'm at 17%.

Oh, great.

Yeah, hey, we'll take 17.

Not bad.

You know, it's honestly great to hear your voice again.

Bargie, I was worried about you.

But, you know, whatever's going on inside there, it's two.

Two people care about you a lot.

That screaming is not for me, though.

Wait, who's screaming?

Stop right now.

Listen to me.

Everything's fine inside now.

We just have to get that wing on.

What if Bino already had that knowledge?

Bino, did you have that knowledge?

Wait,

K-N-O-W or N-O.

Vino, no, as in Vino, no.

Vino couple alternating internal coil 7 to fusion thruster 5.

Vino, no!

I'm feeling really good, actually, you know.

That's great.

I've never felt so.

I don't know how to say this healthy, you know.

Hey, you know, that never really happens to me.

Bargie, this is amazing.

I think whatever Dara is doing in our daughter.

20 years ago.

Wow.

Where are my kids?

Daddy.

Yes, oh, everyone come here and touch my ear.

Tony.

Suzanne.

Oh, my God.

Christopher, Christopher,

I have it.

Children, gather round.

Gather round your uncle, father.

Put your hands together.

Let's stand in a circle around 718 Tony.

This is what it's about.

Life is about giving yourself and being with your family while you do it.

And kissing.

Oh, wow.

I love the hearts for that.

I think that's a good idea.

Oh, yeah, those are the last to go, baby.

Your best side of your face is still there.

Try to believe it.

These pearly blues are all for you, father.

Can I put him down while you two are doing this?

Please hold him, hold them up.

Hold him up, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, do you mind just running your hands through her hair as we kiss?

Yeah, he doesn't have to.

I can do that.

Make one of them real big and one kind of tiny so it feels like Tony.

Wait, I'm holding him and okay.

No, I'm holding you.

Ah, you dropped me.

I'm sorry, I didn't say you wanted me to run both of my hands, so I was trying to make one of them.

You're right, it was complicated instructions you couldn't do physically.

That was really appreciated.

You think you were putting the wing back on?

Been a love-ficking ship.

Ship is currently okay with being a

no love ship.

Okay.

Oh, this is kind of what I'm looking at.

What are you doing?

I have to admit, we're very concerned.

Are you going to be okay?

Pull out my identification card.

Pull out my identification card.

Okay, yeah.

What's the name on it?

719 Tony.

I'm gonna be okay.

I'm gonna be okay.

Somewhere in Cologne, I have allergies.

I think maybe we should probably go.

Where you going you're not gonna stay for dinner

I mean I guess

we're going out to eat one soda 50 people

listen 719 Tony you are

you are too I mean literally too kind yeah that's fine

okay I mean I guess we'll go get dinner hey let me tell you a secret secret.

Uh, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

I notice your watch is broken.

Uh no, no, no, don't fix it.

I didn't ask for that.

Pink one?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What what is guilty conscience?

Vargi.

Yep.

It's so glad to have you back.

How are you feeling?

I'm feeling great.

You know, I've never felt this youthful before.

I never had this much energy for years.

I feel amazing, like I could do anything, be anything, you know?

Yeah.

all about reaching goals.

I mean, that's great.

I just, I'm so glad you're feeling better.

Yeah, you know, I saw the end.

I saw it in front of me.

Whoa, really?

Yeah, as I was coming to what I believe was my end, I saw another dark ship, completely dark, and it came up to me and it was like, Baji,

I can help you.

Yeah.

Ease the pain, and I was ready.

He said, I can increase your social media presence.

That can't be

right

If I give her my crew card,

did you give it to him?

Yes.

Bargie, these followers are just bots.

And by that, I mean droids that do single-purpose actions.

Listen, Bargie, it kind of sounds like you maybe got scammed there right at the end.

I think you did.

Bino, how did you learn

all that stuff about ships?

Okay.

It's like I set him up for that.

Yeah.

Beano, you know, I guess we all really

owe you a debt of gratitude, Bino.

Bino?

Yeah, yeah, to you.

To you, Bino.

Bino?

Is there a bunch of broken parts that Dar took out of Bargy?

No, no, no, no.

I thought you wouldn't know where to put them.

No, you were supposed to...

You set up this whole thing like, I'm good at fixing ships.

Bino, good at fixing ships.

I gotta say, it's weird that every time.

we have an incoming transition from missions operation manager,

what target land?

Who is that?

Hello?

Hey, my dudes,

what's up?

Uh,

hi, sorry, have we have we met?

Oh,

Plex, you're you're always pulling Plume's leg.

All right, guys, all the bargarian J looks like is back in action.

Cool.

Wait, Plume.

Yeah.

Sorry, who are who are you?

And what have you done with Nermit?

Yeah, where's Nermit?

What are you talking about?

Let's do our normal cheer with the end of a mission.

When old missions operations manager Plume brings it back in at the end of a mission, so we go, one, two, three.

Yeah, I don't know what

that is.

Never in my life would I join in a group cheer.

Oh man, Dar, you're a good one.

How do you know our names?

I've been managing this team since the get-go.

C-53, what the jug is hiding into you?

Oh, guys, hey.

What happened?

Oh, man.

I just came out of like a void.

A void?

What are you talking about?

Who is Plume?

Plume?

There was a guy, Plume.

The missions operations manager was a guy named Plume.

Do you work with Plume?

No, I don't know a Plume.

You know,

Bino think that commenter on Nermit Bundaloy's video decided to rewrite history by making his parents not meet, causing a rift in the multiverse.

Because Nermit Bundaloy no longer existed, the video no longer existed, which means the comment no longer existed, which means there was a time paradox,

which means Nermit Bundaloy

parents meet again, and Nermit Bundaloy bought back into this multiverse.

Right, but now the video exists again, and now the commenter made the- Wait, someone's typing!

Someone's typing on the comment.

I'm gonna delete it!

Ah!

Yeah, disable comments immediately, Nerman.

Oh, I could have just disabled the comments.

Oh, that was my best track.

Well, I just caught you to non-exist briefly, so I don't know if it's yours.

Nerman, I'm glad you're back.

Yeah,

I'm glad you're healthy.

Yep.

Whoa, guys, this is crazy.

I have Plume.

Plume's ID card is here.

Bino?

Bino, I think you should destroy it immediately.

Okay.

Yeah.

Be no.

Wait, no, Nerma, don't eat it.

That's not the same.

It's the only way to do that.

C-Red IT5, credits and attributions droid, commencing outro protocol.

Emissary Pleck Dexter was played by Alden Ford.

C-53 was played by Jeremy Bent.

Security Officer Dar was played by Ali Kokesh.

Bargie the ship Veronica and Tony Jr.

were played by Mujah Dolfagari.

Missions Operations Manager Nerman Bundeloy, Suzanne, Tony's nephew, and Plum Tarland were played by Seth Lind.

Bino and the good-for-nothing droid named Christopher were played by Winston Null.

718 Tony was played by special guest Sebastian Cannelli.

He has appeared on The Detour, The Last OG, Nick Tunes, and MTV.

He performs regularly with a law firm at the News To Be in New York, and you can listen to his new podcast, Who You Were.

Follow Sebastian on Instagram at Sebastian Canelli.

This episode was recorded at Robert Donkey Jr.'s Puppy Palace.

Sound Effects and Nicks by Shane O'Connell.

This episode was edited by Seth Lind.

Music by Brendan Ryan.

Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Cretchley.

Ship designed with Rogerian Jade by Eric Goyce.

Mission to Zix is brought to this galaxy by Audioboom.

Thanks, Audioboom.

And thanks for listening all the way through the credits.

Oh,

I've also done a lot of films I'm not proud of.

I've ruined marriages and friendships.

The hatch that was leaking on Sunshine.

Leaking on Sunshine, you said?

Yeah.

Excellent.

Battlefield Tellurian.

Okay.

Well, I'm not much of an arc guy, so I haven't seen a lot of these films, but you know, Shirk 2.

Shirk 2?

Are you kidding?

Oh, hello, donkey.

Hey, donkey.

How are you doing?

That was me.

I don't want to talk about it.

That was me.

I don't want to talk about it.

You were the shit that kept talking to the donkey.

Yep.

Um,

oh, my kids are gonna go nuts when they're fucking.

You're gonna have to, donkey.

I don't want to talk about it.

Don't even know.

Can you do the voice with me?

Do the voice.

No, I hate it so much.

Oh, there it is.

There's the voice.

I hate it so much, donkey!

You feel worse!

You are a star.