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Stop all the clocks.
Cut off the telephone.
Joe?
That is far too much.
Why are you such a drama queen?
I'm just trying to make it sound epic.
No one's died.
It's a big deal, though.
It is a big deal.
It is a big deal.
Go on.
You do the announcement, but do it a bit less dramatically just 10% off that okay okay um
how about
hi it's Jamie James and Alice from my dad wrote a porno so far so good and we have some pretty massive news huge news it's actually really hard isn't it I don't even know what the tone should be
it's exciting it is exciting but it's also it's bittersweet yeah but we have decided that we will be ending My Dad Wrote A Porno of the podcast at Christmas.
At Christmas, we have.
But we're not finished yet.
We've still got three episodes to come.
We do, we do.
We're reading more chapters?
Yes, there's a bonanza, massive extravaganza of the double chapter.
He's gone too far again now.
He's gone too big.
I'm trying to upsell the shit, Dad Porn.
On Monday, the 28th of November and Monday, the 5th of December, we'll have two chapters.
And then on Monday, the 12th of December...
This is very exciting.
We have for the first time ever on mic.
It's a world exclusive, impact absolutely the man who started it all mr.
Rocky Flintstone will be appearing on my dad wrote a porno that is massive it's huge that is worrying it's also worrying yeah do we have an insurance policy well we have an edit so we can really you know cut it down maybe keep it one-word answers okay i think that was kind of good that kind of got the tone right i think oh no we should also mention that the podcast is ending but you know there's something a little bit exciting on the horizon for my dad wrote a porno right we should no that's too much
i don't know you're allowed to say that that legally, but you've said it now.
Well, I didn't say it.
He didn't say it as Madame, he said it as Jamie.
So if there's any fallout, I'm washing my hands of this.
Okay, just.
If the deal gets pulled because of you, you will be hearing from my lawyers.
Your lawyers are my lawyers.
Oh, shit.
So, yeah, come start the celebration with us on Monday, the 28th of November.
Come laugh with us.
Maybe come cry with us.
He'll be crying.
I will.
I'm going to get so emotional, guys.
We'll get the tissues.
The tears.
I think one last gag for the road, right?