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Jamie, why are we here?

We're here because my dad's written a porno.

Your dad's written a porno.

Erotic literature.

Why?

Previously, on my dad wrote a porno.

Even if it were being served by the very sexually fulfilled night receptionist called Sam.

Who?

Who?

Is that the youngish man?

Oh my god, Sam.

He is the youngest man.

He lives in the name of the youngish man.

The Duchess started to sob

softly and replied.

I do not blame her.

And they were now as large as the three-inch rivets which had held the whole of the fateful Titanic together.

Hello, guys.

Welcome back to the final ever chapter of Belinda Blink.

It's my dad wrote a porno.

Let me wipe those tears out.

Guys, we've made it.

Congratulations.

Well done, all.

We can just enjoy Christmas now, knowing we'll never have to listen to bad porn again.

It's great, isn't it?

It's just out of the way, you know, that burden, that weight's lifted.

Yeah.

It's like when you're done a weekly food shop.

You're like, I've done that now.

I don't have to worry about it for a while.

Like Belinda wished she had on that Saturday, but she didn't, did she?

That's true.

There's something I want to bring up.

I want to get resolved.

Oh.

We had an email.

Oh, God, I dread these.

Do you know what?

I love that James is the only person that knows the login to our email.

Didn't even know we had an email.

It's just something I want to resolve.

It's from Eric.

Hi, Eric.

The title of the email is, As a Virgin.

Okay.

So

the title of the email leads into the email.

It's caught my attention, Eric.

Go on.

As a virgin, it is nice to have apparent virgin James Cooper in the studio

to represent us

and say stupid stuff while pretending he knows things.

Eric.

James, you are rumbled.

And also, studio.

He wishes.

We're in a kitchen.

Eric is an anagram of Alice and Jamie.

Does everyone think I'm a virgin?

Well, Eric does.

I mean, I wouldn't say everyone.

But you're part of his team.

right i'm not a virgin just to clarify don't feel like you have to say whether you are or aren't don't feel precious he has a right to response

eric i'm not a virgin or so we don't know whether james is a virgin or not let's just say that we don't know ambiguous nothing wrong with you being a virgin eric obviously but i'm not so i just wanted to clear that have you ever heard someone protest too much more than this

The fact that he felt the need to bring it up in the first place speaks volumes, James.

This is obviously because of your perceived lack of knowledge about, I presume, the female form.

not your area of expertise, and you never said it was.

No, but your naive charm is what draws people to you, other virgins.

Um, but maybe people don't understand that you're actually gay.

Maybe that's the thing.

That is true.

Thank you for oh, wow, so counted him as a virgin and now as gay.

I'm a gay virgin, and uh

that's why I don't have that much knowledge about the female anatomy because it's not what

he enjoys.

I enjoy.

Well, I'm glad that we've cleared that up.

It's not to my taste, so to speak.

And also, James's mum listens, so that's the first time Sean knows.

I'll talk to you when I get home.

So thanks for getting in touch, everyone.

We have really appreciated throughout the series that you guys have been asking us questions and...

chatting to us.

It's gone crazy, hasn't it?

Rarely do we have the answers because we aren't asking as many questions as you, but it definitely is good to know that other people are struggling.

Yeah.

And definitely.

And also, just a quick reminder: this is the last chapter of the book, but on Christmas Day, we will be having a special episode all about Rocky and his answers to your questions.

So hopefully people will understand a little bit more about why this book came into the world.

A literary Q ⁇ A.

Yeah, exactly.

Imagine people sat around the table on Christmas Day, they've just had your dinner.

You put on Belinda blinked.

I wouldn't recommend it post-dinner.

No.

Or pre-maybe just get up really and listen to it in the morning and then go back to bed.

Yeah, with headphones on when no one else is around.

Precisely.

So what is the final chapter chapter called, Jamie?

The final chapter is called Monday Morning, 7.45am.

Anything to add, James?

Well, he does love a timed chapter, doesn't he?

Any questions about whether that's the correct day?

Definitely the correct day.

7.45.

She's got to get at work by 9, and I feel like she's about to have a session with the Duchess.

Oh, God.

Do you think?

In and out, like a doormouse, on your way.

Okay, well, are we ready?

Do you want to hold my hand?

Yeah.

This is this.

The last time we're ever going to do this.

Go, team.

Woo.

Belinda blinked.

Chapter 14.

Monday morning, 7.45am.

I can't bear it.

I don't want to say goodbye.

I know.

My lady, I feel I need to fulfil your strongest desires.

Oh, we're straight in.

Straight in.

Dialogue.

That's

what I'm talking to the dialogue.

Very rarely with the dialogue, I think.

Yes, Miss Belinda.

Please do what you need to me.

And then, if you so desire, please fuck me with the black leather dildo.

She keeps saying it.

She's not leaving anything to chance.

She's like, do whatever you want, but I will mention again.

Do quite enjoy that black leather dildo.

I mean, it's going to happen, surely.

It's like when someone goes, get me whatever you want for Christmas.

But here is a list of links to specific things that I'd really like.

What's on your Christmas list?

Please fuck me with the black leather dildo.

Hard.

Up my vagina.

And don't stop.

If it pleases you, Miss Belinda.

Up my vagina.

Up my vagina.

Go on, love.

Well, up as opposed to what?

Yeah.

Sideways?

Jesus.

My lady, it does please me.

And I shall fulfil your needs.

Oh, get on with it then.

Stop saying, I'll fulfill it.

Will you fulfill it?

Yeah, fulfill it.

Literally, every time we fill it up with a black leather dildo.

Every time they speak, I feel like they're curtsying to each other.

Like, my lady, Miss Believer.

If it pleases you, my lady, it's like, oh, yeah, whatever.

My lady, it does please me.

And I shall fulfil your needs.

But then you need to drive me back to my car so I can get to work.

Always get in the middle, Adam, but then can I have a lift?

There's Uber Pool now.

She doesn't need to worry about anything.

Hitch a lift with Jim Sterling.

Is he also somewhere milling around?

He's in, yeah, he's probably at the Hillson jockey still.

Yeah, he's somewhere looking for his penis.

My lady, it does please me, and I shall fulfil your needs.

But then you will need to drive me back to my car so I can get to work and end this very strange weekend.

I mean, it's a bit rude, isn't it?

Well, it's an understatement.

Yeah, at least she's acknowledging that it was a weird and strange weekend.

But wouldn't you feel a bit offended if you'd been part of that weird weekend?

We like to call it an adventure, but weird weekend.

That'd be a bit miffed.

Yes, I accept your terms.

Please buckle on the dildo and fuck me slowly.

Buckle up, scream if you want to go faster.

Miss Belinda.

We have said in the past that certain people are like old school carnies and now the Duchess very much sounds like one.

Sounds like she's on the waltzers.

Give that dildo a safety check.

She won't quite.

Make sure everyone's got the correct safety equipment on.

But I do feel like she's like, yep, I agree to your terms.

But now fuck me with the dildo.

Like she's really insistent.

Don't know if you heard me before.

Belinda walked over to the closet and took out the dildo.

Thank goodness.

Hint taken.

She carefully strapped it on, making sure it was tight around her ass.

It's carefully like with a high-vis vest.

She's got her Alan Key out.

Goggles.

The leather straps and chrome buckles, chrome, took the strain, and the dildo was ready for action.

The strain?

She liked bulging out of it.

How tight has she got it?

She has been eating a lot.

Another turkey sandwich is.

Turkey sandwiches is the least of what she's been eating.

The Duchess smiled and opened her legs wide as she lay back on the bed and let Belinda enter her slowly.

That's good of her.

Very obliging.

I mean, that is what needs to happen if she wants that black leather dildo up her vagina.

Belinda lowered her head.

Her long black hair fell over the Duchess's breasts.

She found the still extended nipples.

They'd be a good leap, like something to hold on to, wouldn't they?

Like some bit of leverage.

Talking about safety, yeah.

She found the still extended nipples and started to chew them gently.

Like a rat

as she increased the friction on the Duchess's clitoris.

The friction that she needed to achieve her ejaculation.

Still don't know ejaculation to be found, unfortunately.

They're still

titanic bolts.

Someone tweaked a picture of the rivets from the Titanic.

Did they?

They

are

huge

were they as big as a man literally like they're not just long they're really thick they're like they're like penis size

phallic she's got two nipplings

i mean to quote jamie it was the ship of dreams

doesn't look any bigger than the mauritania

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A low moan came from the bed.

From the bed.

Who's under the bed?

Looks like Beauty and the Beast.

The bed can talk.

A low moan came from the bed, which increased in intensity as the two females maintained their rhythm.

Females.

It's getting a bit nature documentary again.

Yeah, back to David Attenborough.

The dildo was strapped on so tightly that Belinda felt its surging movement hit her pubic area each time she penetrated further into the Duchess.

Down to the depths of the Duchess.

Deep in the abyss that is the Duchess.

Oh my God.

You know when they do those nature documentaries where they go into the depths of the sea and they're like, nobody ever sees this and then they find all those crazy creatures you know you know in uh home alone when he goes down to the basement and sees that really scary oven oh yeah the the the coal grate thing yeah yeah that's the duchess's don't look inside the duchess's vagina you don't want to

also can i just stress he's suddenly spelt the word dildo with a capital d I don't know if this now means it's a character.

Oh sure.

It will be.

In book two, it's really going to come into the fore.

Meanwhile, the Duchess had found Belinda's tits and was massaging her nipples as strongly as Belinda was chewing her own.

They're not hard to find, though.

They're always in the same place.

You don't have to go hunting them.

They're not small.

Yeah.

The Duchess suddenly climaxed.

Oh,

out of nowhere.

I'm so sorry.

I've just climaxed.

Don't know if you noticed.

I just climaxed.

I don't know where that came from.

Her orgasm was even more infectious on Belinda.

Ew.

Don't like the use of infectious.

Yeah, seriously.

And she pushed the dildo harder into her cervix.

Oh my God, control.

Oh, my.

Cervix again.

She's obsessed with this cervix thing.

It's like Belinda's like drilling for oil.

She's just going deeper and deeper.

Eventually, Belinda came out as gently as she could, realigned the dildo and went in again.

Is that the equivalent of straightening the thong?

Everything must be straight.

Yeah.

Just calibrating the dildo?

Yeah, is it like GPS?

You know, when like you've got your tom-tom and it's like, oh, I just need to find the root again.

The Duchess steadied herself and let out a long sigh as the dildo hit her ovaries.

Wow.

No, it didn't.

It didn't hit her ovaries.

Is that further than service?

That's further north.

You're going like left and right as well.

You're like turning corners.

It's like Liverpool.

It's northwest.

It just didn't happen.

So let's pretend.

Let's just stop believing that that happened.

Oh, my God.

Again, not sexy.

This manual manual is meant to turn people on and get them in the mood for sex.

How is that doing that?

Can I ask a question, which I know none of us will be able to answer?

But does Rocky just think all lady bits are inside, but just like jumbled up?

Like you can, like, if you go high enough, you'll hit the heart.

If you go high enough, you'll like tap a kidney.

You can't access it all.

Just from one entrance.

Exactly.

Suddenly, she's just like one big pinball machine.

Yeah, he believes that it's all just, you know, within arm's reach.

can hit anything exactly if you if you care enough and you want it enough you can reach it if she is a pinball machine how much are the ovaries worth they're like a hundred yeah they're hard to hit belinda pushed it further and further into her vagina she leant forward and sucked the duchess's tits again and started to ride her hard as instructed please don't stop miss belinda no please do stop seriously sorry to veto you duchess but please do stop shall i just stop

miss belinda get in your car go back to work, and pretend this never happens.

She's wasting a lot of time, isn't she?

To get back by nine.

Please don't stop, Miss Belinda.

This is so good.

The Duchess cried out in ecstasy.

She's always crying.

Yes, my lady.

Even I'm enjoying it.

For a change.

No, seriously.

And soon it's going to be even better.

Hang on, what's going to happen next?

What could be better than the black leather dildo?

God.

I dread to think, oh, not that crop again.

Belinda had no idea how she was going to improve, but she was up for it for at least another 10 minutes.

In the moment then, as usual.

She's so specific.

Hello.

She's like, I'll give her 10 more minutes of this, then I've got to go.

10 more minutes of your ecstasy.

Go.

The Duchess lasted only two minutes when she orgasmed, and Belinda felt it was time to change tack.

Well, she lasted, it was a two-minute orgasm.

Yeah.

Wow.

Or no, no, sorry.

I think she lasted...

It was two minutes until she next orgasm.

So she's orgasm twice now.

Quite a good rate, though.

Two-minute rest.

Yeah.

Two for two.

Two for two.

By now, she herself was feeling extremely horny.

And standing up, she unbuckled the dildo and threw it onto the floor.

Okay, my lady.

It's your turn to please me.

That wasn't the deal.

Suck me all over.

Oh!

Like a lollipop.

Treat me like a lozenge if you've got a sore throat.

Like a chucker chop.

Or a calipo.

So I'm just thinking of the different things you can suck.

Wonderful.

James, don't go thinking any further.

I think we've had them all.

Shush.

Belinda lay down on the bed as the Duchess got onto her knees.

Needing no further instruction, the Duchess started to lick Belinda's breasts.

Her tongue snaked down to her pubic hair.

It snaked down from breast to the pubic hair.

As in like...

She hasn't moved her head.

She's quite a journeyman.

Yeah.

She's a serpent.

There's a nomadic tongue.

Oh, she's got the cat tongue, hasn't she, the Duchess?

She's got that that rough tongue, remember?

Furball.

Furball Duchess.

Her tongue snaked down to her pubic hair and followed the trail to her vagina.

The trail?

Now it's a nature trail.

I was going to say, it can't be that long a trail either.

Unless she's got one of those.

Does she have a hairy chest that leads down to the pubic area?

Like men have.

Oh, Chris.

Has Belinda got a hairy chest?

Meanwhile, Belinda grabbed her servants' ample tits and started to rub them hard.

Rub them?

I never know what rub means in this context.

No, and can people get some like different techniques?

I feel like they just do the same: rub a tit, lick the trail.

But those tits are like paper thin, like so he's really just scrunching them, really.

Yes, because it's like a paper napkin that, like, if you were like going to throw it, you know, like in films when writers are really distressed and they've got like a writer's block and they just screw out the paper and throw it in.

That's kind of what she's doing.

Or maybe she's just like drying her hands, like one moves

towels.

Those ones that like rotate, yes.

The Duchess groaned.

Belinda groaned as her clit started to be punished by the Duchess's tongue.

Oh, we all groan.

I'm not surprised because the Duchess's tongue is rough as you like.

Rough as.

Of course it's been punished.

Good for exfoliation, though.

I bet Belinda's like, oh, lovely.

I put some moisturizer on after this.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Her skin will be buffed.

Yeah.

A few minutes later, Belinda orgasmed.

Not once, but twice.

Her mind went into turmoil.

Oh.

Oh, God.

She's like, what have I done?

What's the meaning of life?

Why do I keep making these choices?

Why is she in turmoil?

The deep sensations were too much for her.

She struggled to regain consciousness, and all she could murmur was,

thank you, my lady.

Thank you, my lady.

I hate Jamie's post-orgasm.

I hate impressions.

Awful.

But why is she always so tentative after an orgasm?

Like, she's always quite well brought up though isn't she in terms of like politeness very polite thank yous and that the manners are there is it written like that or are you adding that as for uh artistic affairs i don't like the quiver that you do in the voice i'm just trying to give it a bit of context because she just said all she could do was murmur it's like

i'm not going to read as like thank you my lady thank you my lady i'd rather you did to be honest thank you miss belinda was the only reply she received as the duchess got up and went to the closet i mean what other reply would you expect i don't know what else is in that closet oh god i dreaded finish.

It's like Narnia in there.

Just pulling out things.

Mr.

Tumnus pops out.

Do you know what?

I wouldn't be surprised.

It's time we finished this crazy weekend.

So let's get back to our real lives before we're missed.

Oh, right.

That was it.

It's over.

Is that the end of the chapter?

It's like you talking to us.

Let's get back to our real lives.

Yeah, exactly.

Oh, a bit meta, though, isn't it?

Oh, no.

I agree.

But what are you looking for?

replied Belinda.

My riding gear.

I know I had it with me.

Uh-oh.

Embarrassed.

Oh my God.

Belinda was like, cool, I've got to go.

What is that over there?

Maybe you want to wear something else.

You don't love me in that black dildo.

Just wear that.

Ever's a slimming, that black dildo.

Takes you from day to night.

Literally for Belinda.

I know I had it with me.

Did you?

Did you ever

with you?

I remember that.

I know I had it with me, but don't worry.

I've got my white linen suit right here.

Oh, phew.

She's back to where the man from Del Monte was.

I'll wear that instead.

The midday meeting at the Jockey Club doesn't require any formal wear.

She's just completely non-plussed by the fact that she's lost all her riding gear.

It must have been quite an expensive outfit.

Yeah, but she's rich.

She's a duchess, isn't she?

Oh, that's true.

The jockey club doesn't require any formal wear.

Unless it's a dinner, of course.

She laughed.

And Belinda joined in.

Another corker from the Nutches.

I mean, this should be a comedy.

Oh, it is.

Please tell me we're doing a comedy, guys.

Certainly not a drama.

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She laughed, and Belinda joined in.

Totally unaware of the etiquette of horse riding circles.

Oh, what?

Oh, what was this?

Well, because she, like us, she didn't get the dinner gag.

Like, as in,

I think that was like a kind of dinner reference for the horse riding set.

But also, Dad is totally unaware of the etiquette of the horse riding circles as well.

So, oh, clearly, yeah.

I think we can all tell he's done no research.

That's not fair.

I'm standing up for Rocky here.

He probably went on a horse riding website or something.

Has he ridden a horse?

I've never seen him on a horse.

Has he seen a horse?

Well, he grew up on a farm.

Oh, okay.

So he's just applying what he saw with sheep and pigs to horses.

Sure.

Another little fun fact about Rocky there.

Grew up on a farm.

Love that insight.

You know I do.

And it explains so much.

And I get so little.

Explains all the mud.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What would you think?

Yeah.

And the town hall clock, you know, he probably used to check the time by the town hall clock.

Oh, yes.

It's a simpler time for everyone.

Simpler times.

Pre-Belinda Blink, simpler times.

A much simpler time for my family.

So why has he made it so complicated by writing this book?

I'm just making all our lives way more complicated.

And yours.

I feel your pain, James.

Then treble it.

Belinda and the Duchess showered separately.

That's it.

Oh, no, I don't want you to see me in the shower.

My rivets are my own.

Why they get all prudy now?

I know.

When they're getting clean, it's like they allow to see each other clean and naked chat.

And didn't they already shower together?

So, I mean, same.

Yeah, they washed each other.

Exactly.

Maybe they're just so attracted to each other that they couldn't control themselves if they were together.

Yeah, I mean, the Duchess does sound hat to try.

Exactly.

Self-control is the Duchess's thing.

So, Belinda and the Duchess showered separately, then dressed and prepared themselves for the day.

While Belinda hooked up the horse box to the 4x4, the Duchess packed the leather dildo safely into its special zinc-coated case.

Zinc!

Not kryptonite.

Why is it in a special lead-lined case?

What does zinc do?

I don't know.

Does it like protect the leather?

Zinc-coated case?

So stupid.

The Duchess packed the leather dildo safely into its special zinc-coated case, much like a professional photographer's camera.

Oh, sure.

Yeah.

You know, when you see a Securitas van.

Yeah.

I feel like she's like packed it off with actual security and it's been driven off separately.

Like when celebrities wear like really expensive jewelry on the red carpet.

That's how she's.

She's gonna try with an earpiece who's clearly the bodyguard.

Yeah.

Do you think it looks like one of those cases that you have like, you know, loads of money in when you open it, there's loads of money and then she surprises people.

She's like, I'm like, oh, Jesus, I thought that was going to be money.

I thought that was the like 25 grand.

No, no.

Wrong case.

That's my dildo.

It's got lighting in there and everything.

And it's just like...

It's the Ark of the Covenant.

It's just a dildo.

With the motel room cleared, the Duchess locked the door, left the keys at reception, and started the engine of the big vehicle.

In fairness, she only scuffed one corner on the journey back to the country house where Belinda's merck was parked.

What?

She clipped it.

Well, I think this is a reference to the fact that she's a terrible driver.

But if you if you scuff a corner, that's like that's a mini crash, isn't it?

Yeah, you'll have to get that sorted.

She'll lose her own claims.

Oh, no.

Belinda jumped out of the front passenger seat and said farewell to the Duchess.

They had swapped email addresses and planned to reunion at a hotel on the Isle of Wight to three weeks ago.

Inappropriate level of correspondence and exchanged hot mails.

So weird.

Find me on MySpace.

That's so odd.

They've been so intimate.

And then they're just like, you'll be able to find me, like, probably, we've probably got a friend in common.

Yeah, not even a phone number.

Arm's length email address.

Awkward.

Maybe Rocky doesn't think cell phones have caught on yet.

So they'd swapped email addresses and planned a reunion at a hotel on the Isle of Wight in three weeks' time.

I feel like she's planned a lot of trips.

Yeah.

Hasn't she agreed to be in Belgium in three weeks?

Maybe it's going to be a stopover.

Oh, God.

What, Isle of Wight via Belgium?

It was a gala ball, and the Duchess had promised to introduce her sexual mistress to some new acquaintances.

Oh, these are the connections she was talking about earlier.

So the Duchess doesn't live where the Tombola was held.

No, I think they both are out of town as they came to

for just the Tombola, I think.

Right.

As you would.

Belinda took out her car keys and opened the Merck.

It started first time.

I mean, it's brand new.

You'd hope so.

Jesus Christ.

Also, is Belinda prone to stalling or something?

Like, what the hell?

I love the stuff she congratulates herself on.

And to start the car, yes.

It started first time.

She waved goodbye to the Duchess, who promptly accelerated off in a cloud of gravel and dust.

And crashed into a tree.

It's like Mad Max.

She's like like totally over it straight away.

See ya.

Belinda's just waving.

She's like, whatever.

Belinda lost no time in following her and was in the office for a very respectable.

Hang on, hang on.

What time do we think she got in by?

9.30.

Yeah.

I think she's about a half an hour later.

Yeah.

A very respectable 9.30 a.m.

Guys, you finally found.

Rocky's rhythm.

Well done.

God.

You're now in sync.

Congratulations.

I like him in his head.

Chapter 14.

As she sat down at her desk, Belinda could only wonder what the next two weeks would hold for her.

If they were anything like the last 24 hours, she would be truly fucked.

Oh my God.

I mean, seriously.

Is that the sign-off?

Guys, that is the end of Belinda Blink.

The last word of Belinda Blinked is fucked.

Wow.

I love that the last word is fucked.

She didn't blink in that chapter, which I'm very disappointed about.

Yeah.

How's everyone feeling?

I don't know.

It's like a weight's just been taken off my shoulders.

Well, put that weight back on.

Why?

Because we're going to do book two, right?

Are we actually going to do book two?

Have we decided to do this?

I feel like the story's not over.

Well, there is no story.

We're yet to get a story.

Hopefully, book two, there'll be a story.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So that was the prologue.

Should we agree now?

We'll do book two.

Let's do book two.

2016 is all about book two.

Okay.

Do you know what it's called?

Well, it's called Blinda Blink Two.

brilliant lost in new york

back in the habit

and do you know what there is actually something at the end of the book that rocky's written um so the next page just says i know time is precious but belinda and i would love you to write a quick review on belinda blinked one Oh, come on.

People have got to write reviews for him.

There are a few reviews on his Amazon page already.

Now, please, guys, write some reviews.

We'd love some reviews.

And also, I was actually going to say this in our Christmas episode, but I'm going to say it now.

If you guys have enjoyed My Dad Rote Porno, go and buy the book.

Like,

throw a couple of quid to dad because it is.

He's let us rinse him.

He has let us rinse him.

And I still don't know if he knows that we're rinsing him, but he's let us rinse him.

And all hail Rocky for that because we have had the best time.

Yeah.

This has been the best 14 chapters of any book.

Just go to Amazon, buy Belinda Blink Wan on Kindle.

Throw Rocky a bone.

And he just says, if you enjoyed Belinda Blinked 1, then Belinda Blink 2 will be just up your street.

More of the same.

More of the same.

Can hardly wait.

So yeah, so that's it.

I don't know what I'm going to do anymore.

Laughed is a word that I won't use.

What we're going to do next Monday.

No more porno date.

No more porno dates.

Apart from Christmas Day.

Oh, yeah, we've still got that.

That's true.

And also, just re-listen to them.

You know, listen again.

relive.

They really stand up to age.

I really do feel like they age there.

And what's great is that they are completely standalone because there's no plot, nothing happens.

You can't miss anything.

Yeah, why don't you do a little remix?

Listen in a different order.

10, 2, 8, 4, 1, 11.

And finish with the regional sales meeting up three.

That's at the end of the day.

Send you off to sleep.

Yeah.

So, guys, as emotional as this is, from me, Jamie.

For me, James.

For me, Alice.

And of course, in Rocky and Belinda.

Thanks for listening.

And we'll see you in 2016 for Belinda Blinked 2.

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