Series 13 Trailer – Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

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Uh-oh, James.

Uh-oh.

It's unlucky for some.

Unlucky for some.

13.

13.

Series 13 of Off Menu is starting this Wednesday.

We're recording it under a ladder?

Yes, we're recording it under a ladder.

And I...

I've forgotten some unlucky things.

Broken mirror.

Hmm?

Broken mirror, man?

Oh, yeah.

Broken mirror.

Walked over three drains?

Do you remember that one?

No.

Is that the thing where you were from?

Walk over three drains.

Stepping on the cracks in the pavement's bad.

Yeah, that's always bad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Break your mother's back.

Yeah.

Is that what you did?

Is that what you heard?

I think so.

Motherito's nodding.

Oh, I heard like a bear would come out and kill you.

Doesn't mime as much.

Step on a crack, a bear will come out and kill you.

It's worse, though.

It is worse.

Depending on the severity of the back break.

Yep.

Love you, mum.

Series 13.

We've got plenty of amazing guests coming up.

James's mother will be a guest from her hospital bed.

Yeah.

With a broken back, say that all the hospital food she has on her dream menu.

Yeah.

Love your mum.

And hey, be careful out there.

Be careful out there.

It's series 13.

Things are going to get unlucky, but we have some amazing guests.

Yes.

Starts this Wednesday about

what?

Wednesday the 13th.

Wherever you get your podcasts.

Not Wednesday the 13th.

Don't confuse people.

This is a trailer where we're supposed to be telling people exactly when the podcast is coming out.

This Wednesday.

Yes.

Unlucky for some.

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