Ep. #692: Douglas Murray, Sen. Tina Smith, Matt Welch

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Hey, people, how are you? Thank you. Thank you, everybody.
I applaud you. Hey, people, how are you?

Thank you.

Thank you, everybody.

I appreciate that very much.

All right.

Here we are.

We're still here.

Yes, thank you very much.

I know, I know why you're happy.

I know, please.

I know.

Okay.

Yeah.

I know.

Thank you very much. All right.
I know why you're happy. It's Good Friday, and this is the day Jesus died for all of our sins, so you know what? Have fun.

It's all paid for.

You're playing with the house money.

Oh, just the same way it is.

It's tax day, or was on Wednesday,

and, you know, one of the things that Doge has done is kind of gutted the IRS,

so, you know, you're not...

If you don't have it, don't worry about it. Yeah.
I mean, I'll say this. A lot of the things Trump does are really pandering to the base, but letting tax cheats not have to worry about getting audited, that one came from the heart.
It really did. Oh, I...
I don't want to say the economy is going in the shitter but did you see this? people are dying yeah they're dying too but dying potatoes for Easter because eggs are too expensive. This sounds like something my Irish relatives did after they shit in a hole and slept in the mud.
You know? So yes, we're dying potatoes.

People are dying overseas because we cut overseas aid. They say the New York Fed says we're going into a recession.

We have a constitutional crisis.

Today, Melania had a jacket that said, I'm starting to care.

But, hey, it's Easter. It's Easter on Sunday.
Are you excited about that? Oh, my gosh. My favorite holiday on the Christian calendar, the day when we celebrate Jesus being resurrected from the dead, or as Elon Musk sees it, an elaborate scheme to defraud Social Security.
And it's a... Oh, it's Easter, very big day at the White House.
Trump is honoring the day by locking up guys named Jesus. And he pardoned Pontius Pilate.
I'm sorry, he pardoned Pontius Pilate is what I meant to get out of my mouth. But, oh, and not just Trump, J.D.
Vance, our vice president, he's in Rome. You know, he's a convert, a recent convert to Catholicism.
He's married to a Hindu, goes right to the Catholics. I don't know what that said.
But he converted to Catholicism because he heard priests like little pricks. JD's over there.
He wants to get in to see the Pope. It's not sure he's going to, but he'd like to get in there to convince him that Jesus was dead wrong about being nice to foreigners.
Well, Trump has a new foreign friend. He is Naive Bukele.
He is the dictator. He says, called himself

the world's coolest dictator.

Have you seen

this guy of El Salvador? It's like

if they gave Andrew Tate a country.

And

he was at the White House this week, and he and Trump are getting in the gulag business together. Really, we keep sending people down there, talk about even doing it with American citizens, to the El Salvador prisons, and Trump said, you've got to build five more down there.
And some of his supporters were angry. They said, we should be building notorious prisons right here in America.
What about good jobs for our sadistic guards? When there There's a car battery clamped onto a man's nipples that should be an American battery but hey say what you will about the barbarism I tell you the migrants the migrants, the encounters of migrants at the southern border, way down.

I don't have the statistics, I just know the lawns

in my neighborhood are a disaster.

And, uh...

And, uh, oh, finally,

little Haley Joel Osment

is in the news.

Remember Haley, remember

the movie The Sixth Sense?

He was the kid in that.

Well, apparently he's all grown up and has some anger issues. They arrested him, being intoxicated, and he yelled at the arresting officers, you're a fucking Nazi and you're a fucking kike.
I see dead careers. I see dead careers.
I, I Fox News, they came down on him like a ton of bricks for this. They said, you do not call people Nazis.
We've got a great show. We have Matt Welch and Minnesota Senator Tina Smith.
But first up, he is a New York Times best-selling author whose newest book is called On Democracies and Duck Cults,

Israel and the Future of Civilization.

Douglas Murray.

How are you, sir?

Welcome back.

How are you?

Okay.

Isn't it great that we can still laugh in these troubled times? It is. Oh, good.
Okay. Let's get...
So your book, I want to get right to it because I think it's a very important book, an important subject, which you've been talking about for a long time, and I want to do that now is kind of connect your book to the wider issue that you have been talking about for a very long time. Israel, the way I see it, and I think you do too, is on the front lines of a much wider war.
And when you talk about that war, people on the left call you an Islamophobe because they see multiculturalism. They say we should just, we're all part of the same, and we all part of the same humanity, but cultures are different, and I think that is the theme that you've worked on for a very long time, that Western values are different than other values that other cultures have, and in the ways we like to think, better.
Yeah, I mean, most people in the West, in free countries like America, seem to think that what we have is the natural order of things. We behave like fish in water,

we just don't realise this is what we're swimming in.

But it's actually very unusual what we have.

One of the lines I try to draw in this book is,

the democracies, the liberal democracies that we enjoy,

some groups, some people, they don't want that.

They want something totally different.

We have principles in our societies like prioritising the importance of life. We love life.
The jihadists say, Hassan Nazarelu of Hezbollah, the leaders of Hamas, they say repeatedly, they said repeatedly, the infidel love life and that's their weakness. And they say that because they, by contrast,

what I call the death cults, they worship death,

they glorify death, they're hungry for death,

they're hot for death, they glorify in it.

And they believe that by terrorizing us,

by terrorizing Israel with this boast,

we love death more than you love life, that they will intimidate us, they'll defeat us. And I say we have to take this on, we have to believe them, that when they behave as they did in Israel on October the 7th, when they behave as they did at the Bataclan in Paris or the Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, we should believe that they mean what they say.
They really do want death. And then, of course, there are two things.
One, of course, we can do what we can to help them. And the second thing is, we can say, you know, we will not apologise for loving life.
It's odd that this is controversial. Isn't it? In America.
Isn't it? But look at the number of people who, for instance, when the Nova Party was attacked on the morning of October the 7th, and hundreds and hundreds of young people were just dancing in the early morning, you would have thought that the sympathies of the world would be with young people who were attacked, raped, beheaded, kidnapped, shot in the head and much more. And yet, weirdly, instead of all of the fellow students of those people who could have been at a similar dance party if it had been in their country, instead of having sympathy with the victims, they actually blame the victims.
They double down on it. In New York, there was a memorial, an exhibition to the Nova Party, and hundreds of people in New York came out to attack the survivors of the Nova Party.
There was one man who lost both his daughters at the party, and he has to walk through the crowd in New York celebrating the murder of his daughters. Why, if you agree with the obvious statement that October 7th was the biggest slaughter of Jews since the Holocaust, some people have had the ability to say that.
Why have so few people had the ability to say, OK, then who are the Nazis? And why are there so many of their supporters in our midst? Whatever radical movements have existed in the past, there was a no-go on supporting genocidal anti-Semitic groups who wanted to wipe out the Jews and then everyone else. We used to have that standard.
And also dance parties. Yeah, most of us.
I've got to say, you know, like, this is what bothers me about the people who call us Islamophobes. You like dance parties, you people.
Half of them are at Coachella right now. Right.
You know, I mean, it just doesn't exist in the part of the world that you're cheering for. Right.
You couldn't do it. The idiots with the Queers for Palestine t-shirts on.
Those people. I saw that, you know, Bernie Sanders and AOC are going the country now and getting huge crowds, and I read that they were in Boise, Idaho, not exactly a blue state, and the crowd, but their crowd, of course, is a very liberal crowd, and a chant of Free Palestine went up and pretty much stopped the show.
So, I kind of worry that that's where the Democratic Party is, that this is their next stupid hill to die on. Yeah.
So the chant of free Palestine, free from who, I would like to ask. Do they realize who was really the people who are enslaving the people of Palestine? If those moronic people had any knowledge, they would say, free Palestine from Hamas.
At the very least, they'd do that. Yeah.
But as I show in my book, and I did, as you know, I was on the ground reporting the atrocities of October 7th. I was embedded with the IDF in Gaza as well as Lebanon.
But the real question I have comes back to this thing here at home, which is why are there people, first of all, who openly support the death cult of Hamas, who love it, glorify it? Then, of course, you've got the ones who, basically like the KKK, they want to cover their heads and their identities

whilst calling for genocidal violence.

You know, the people who wear a kefir and also a COVID mask

because they simultaneously want a lot of intifada

and are fearful of the COVID-19 virus.

It's very... The Delta variant particularly terrifies them.

But these... Some of these people are serious about it,

and some of them have been just deluded. They couldn't find Israel on a map if you left them alone with a head torch and a map for a week.
But there are others who are in the realms of magical thinking. They genuinely seem to believe that if the Palestinians were given another state, and in my view they were given one in 2005, but if they were given another state, they seemed to believe that everything else in the region would be solved.
Yemen's economy would blossom, the mullahs in Iran would give women equal rights, and everyone would be going to gay bars in Riyadh. None of that's true.
None of it's true. But the bigger one is, why do they think it would improve anything here at home as well? Why, if the Palestinians get another state, does it not only solve every injustice in the Middle East, of which there are plenty, but every injustice here in America? Just as our ancestors, some of them believed you could turn base metal into gold, these people have been persuaded that if you give yet more governance to Palestinians in the Middle East, I mean, there's a good argument for Palestinian rights, as long as they don't vote in Hamas, but the idea that you just have another Palestinian state and then all injustice in the world is solved, this is magical thinking.
And unfortunately for these people, it has no connection with reality. So what do people like us do who recognize this as a big problem on the left, but also recognize the horrible stuff that's going on on the right? You were on Joe Rogan a couple of days ago, a week ago, something like that.
It got a lot of press. And I'm glad you said what you said, which is, I mean, I like Joe, but he has on people who entertain these crazy conspiracy theories and doesn't really push back on them.
It's okay to have... I mean, I'm a free speech absolutist, pretty much.

But there seems to be no pushback on this.

And, of course, what's going on in this country,

what we're going to probably be talking about here on the panel in a minute,

this kind of encroaching fascism.

I mean, I was using the term slow-moving coup before he got elected the first time.

Well, the right, clearly...

I mean, it's always interesting to see what happens at the point of victory.

We'll be right back. term, slow-moving coup before he got elected the first time.
Well, the right clearly, I mean, it's always interesting to see what happens at the point of victory. What do you do with your victory? And if those people on the American right who are now in the ascendant, if they decide that they want to use their point of victory to, for instance, lie about the origins of the Russia-Ukraine war, or lie about the nature of Hamas, or lie about the state of Israel, or lie about history.
I mean, the reason I did this pushback was, I mean, you just have to. I mean, you just have to, in my view.
It's basic social hygiene. If you've got somebody who's coming along who pretends to be a historian, who then can always do the thing of saying, oh, I actually don't call myself a historian, it's just other people I allow to call me a historian.
Like, I'm not a car mechanic, but if I kept on being introduced as a car mechanic, I would say, oh, you got the wrong guy. So they don't mind it.
They don't mind it. They have this slip-out.
These people I was trying to call out on Joe's show, they are doing things like, Hitler wasn't that much of an anti-Semite. Main problem in the 20th century was Winston Churchill.
Winston Churchill was the warmonger. Adolf Hitler wanted peace.
And I just, look, it's a matter of social hygiene. Don't feed me this shit.
And this is all... And there's obviously this crossover between the people who are just trolls.
They say this because they think it's really fun to do the Jewish question, to do, like, a bit of Holocaust denial, a bit of Hitler praise, a bit of Churchill degradation. They think it's kind of funny.
What they're watering and what's going to come up underneath them are going to be people who believe this rod. And a lot of people, you can clearly see on the right at the moment, are very happy if you can denigrate the tradition of Winston Churchill and pretend that Adolf Hitler wasn't so bad, because then you can do things like Christian nationalism.
You can do really, really tough nationalist stuff. You can buy Kanye albums.
Okay. That's the last stage.
That's like the ultimate. All right.
After they've absolved Adolf Hitler, they want to absolve Kanye, and then they're going to get to the point of handling. Well, it's a great book.
Everybody should read it. Thank you.
It was great to see you. I'm always with you, pal.
You know that. Alright, Douglas Murray.
Alright, let's meet our panel. Hi there.
Hi everybody. Alright, he co-hosts the Fifth Column Podcast and his editor-at-large at Reason Magazine.
Matt Welch is back with us. One of our long-time favorites and a newcomer.
She's a Democratic senator. Wow, we got a senator on the show from Minnesota.
Tina Smith, welcome aboard. So, again this week, we start talking about this man, Kilmar Abreu Garcia.
It seems like every week, but, you know, people are interested, and they should be, for both humanitarian reasons and because it is sort of the crux of what our nation is going to become, his case. Thank you, one guy.
So, first, let me give you a bit of an update. He is apparently out of the bad prison, the worst prison in the world.
They took him to it. And he finally did meet with the congressman from Maryland who went down there and talked to him.
Oh, there they are. So I want to just skip over to the, not to bury the lead, what I find the most disturbing about this, and we can talk about him in a minute,

but, you know, Trump is talking about putting not just people like him, who was illegal,

and, you know, I think it's okay to deport people, but not, it's different than disappearing them and putting them in gulags. Trump was asked at a press conference, you mentioned

that you're open to deporting individuals that aren't foreign aliens or criminals to

El Salvador, and he said, love it. Why, you think they're a special category of person? I'd like to say I do think they're special.
They're called Americans. I'm one of them.
You got me. I think I'm special.
Guilty as charged. Yeah, guilty.
I don't think I should be deported just for... Because, you know, there has to be a standard beyond very bad people.
The president thinking you're very bad. This is also a problem with the due process aspect of it, which the Trump administration is trying to skate around.
Like, if we just use the Alien Enemies Act from 1798 and send people away, then we don't have to even bother with a due process and having a full hearing. How do you know that Bill Maher is not an illegal immigrant? You have to have a hearing, actually.
And this is already, I mean, maybe you have to have a hearing. But this is already starting to happen.
People who are here legally, sometimes U.S. citizens, sometimes not, but there was a case of somebody in Florida who was here on illegal refugee status was sent to El Salvador because of, like, tattoos.
You have to have a hearing to decide whether or not you qualify to begin with. And this guy is from El Salvador, right? Yes.
But, you know, our Constitution is quite clear that if you are a resident of this country, you deserve due process. And the other thing...
Even if you're here illegally. You deserve to have a hearing.
You can't just be shipped off without... And so now there's all this, you know, innuendo and all these things about what maybe he did, what he didn't do.
That's why we have courts. That's why we have a legal process in order to get that sorted out.
And, of course, you know, the other thing that Trump said was he talked about homegrown criminals and what he wanted to do with homegrown criminals. To me, that's the clearest of all.
I mean, of all the things that go on in the first term and now in this one that are outside the bounds. You know, we heard about norms.
Oh, yes, he doesn't guard rails. And then just sort of just ignoring summonses and subpoenas.
Now we're at the case of the place of just ignoring court orders. I mean, the Supreme Court ruled on this guy.
And, again, he's not an angel, apparently. Apparently there's a little wife beating in the past.
Not cool. That's why we have courts to figure that out.
Right, but it doesn't really figure into this. Even if he did, it doesn't mean you go to the gulag.
But the term that the Supreme Court used was facilitate. They told him, nine to nothing, you have to facilitate this man's return.
And Trump just said to John Roberts, basically, go get in the go-fuck-yourself line like everybody else. There was an incredible Fourth Circuit Appeals, District Appeals Court ruling yesterday, J.
Harvey Wilkinson. I recommend your entire audience, including your new friends at 1600 Pennsylvania, to read this in its entirety because...
That was gratuitous. To read it in its entirety because he says, and this is a Reagan appointee, this is a good conservative judge in good standing, he says, rarely is the point so clear.
We are right now stashing away our residents in foreign prisons in a deliberate attempt to get away from due process, which is basically our constitutional order, and this should shock the conscience of not just judges, but of everybody who has an intuition of American liberty. And this bill is where I actually have some optimism.

Trump is wrong if he thinks that Americans are going to be in support of this.

Americans are in support of deporting criminals.

Absolutely.

Violent criminals, it's like 97 to 1.

Yes, deport the violent criminals. But they're not in favor at all of the President of the United States defying the Supreme Court.

It's like an 80 to 20 issue. He's on the wrong side of that.
Okay, but so what? If I may address a little shot you just gave me, so fucking what, okay? I don't understand this. We're at that part of the movie where there's a gunfight, and the guy...
And then click, click. There's no more bullets in the gun.
We have no power. So how do we

handle this? And Gretchen Whitmer showed us one way. Can we show that picture? Because she was in the Oval Office, same place I was a few weeks before.
And this is what she did. Okay, I think there's a couple of ways to handle the Oval Office.
And this is not the way I chose.

You don't want to talk to people?

You have no power.

I mean... handle the Oval Office, and this is not the way I chose.
You don't want

to talk to people? You have

no power. I mean,

people seem to gloss over

the fact that I went in there, and I didn't

surrender to him. I said this.

Of course, people don't care. They don't watch what I

actually did. They just react to clickbait.

But I went in there, and I said to his

face, you're scaring people.

Why do you want to scare your own citizens? I said to his face, you ran in three elections, you lost the middle one. I said to his face, birtherism was low.
Okay, I'm glad that I was able to go and do that, got a seat at the table. Because again, what else do you have? You have no power.
So this idea that, I mean, and he's going to be there for another four years. That's a long time to hold your breath.
It's a long time to hold the thing up in front of your face, let me tell you. I think that is why Governor Whitmer went to the White House.
She went there to take care of the business of the people of Michigan. You have to.
And that's what she did. And so then what happens is she gets basically ambushed by the president of the United States who pulls her into a press conference that she's not expecting, where he is telling, he's signing an executive order directing the Justice Department to investigate people who he thinks are no longer loyal to him.
I mean, I could sort of see... So get in his face right then and there while the cameras are on.
She was like, this is a shit show and I want nothing to do with this, I think is what she was doing. Well, we need a better Democrat than that.
She went there. I mean, you know what? She went there.
Yes. She went there.
You know You know, what was she going to do? Okay. What's she going to do? Not that.
I mean, I understand why she did it, because she didn't want to be seen with Trump, because that would make her look stupid. She wasn't hiding.
She wasn't. I think it was good of you to go there.
I would have gone there. I wouldn't be invited.
But, like, I think Americans should go when the president invites you into the White House and do exactly that. And then report back what you saw, regardless of whether that surprised you or not.
Yeah, they're also mad at me because I didn't, I mean, all the people who were like, we're losing truth. Okay, I told you the truth.
He's different in person. Should I have lied about that? We want the truth.
Yeah, but when you get it and you don't like it, boo. No.
Bad truth. Bad truth, Bill.
To answer your question, life's complicated. I'm sorry I complicated your life for you.
To answer your question, though, about the empty guns, which is a very good question, is that there are times in the past when the Supreme Court ruled against George Walsh, for example, said Brown v. Board of Education, we're going to stop segregation in schools.
George Walsh says, I've got the guns. You don't.
The Supreme Court, the judiciary, does not have the power to enforce laws. They have powers to kind of inform us and tell us about it.
But what happened to George Wallace eventually? Brown versus Board of Education is rightly hailed as a landmark decision, and he is rightly seen as a retrograde bigot. You cannot go against the American public for too long.
There's an intuition of liberty in this country on a whole lot of issues, and Donald Trump likes his popularity, at least a little bit. He's sensitive to his popularity, and if he's on the wrong side of repeated 80 to 20 issues, which he is right now, he's going to feel it, and they're going to get wiped out in the mid-church.
That's right. I hope.
But in the meantime, you know, I think you've got to talk to the guy. I mean, because the alternative is what? I was reading Tom Friedman's editorial this week, and it's like many other tutorials, and I mention him because I'm a big fan of his.
And he wrote, if Donald Trump doesn't stop his rogue behavior, he's going to destroy all the things that made America strong, respected, and prosperous. Totally agree.
And then he finished up, I have never been more afraid for America's future in my life. Totally agree again.
You know who's not reading this? Trump. Or anyone in his cabinet.
Or anyone on that half of the whole country. So you're just jerking each other off, okay? Writing these editorials for the people who already agreed to read.
I don't see what it's doing. I'm just not interested in this beat a dead horse contest that you're

in. I think we have to have something

different. And I don't need to be lectured

on who Donald Trump is. I was out

I mean, I was the one who was

saying he was never going to leave to begin with.

This was a

Nixon to China thing for me to go there.

It's because we were so vitriolic

toward each other. And by the way, if you don't know what

Nixon to China means, maybe you shouldn't be involving yourself in political arguments. I think that one of the problems that we have as a Democratic Party is that we don't talk enough to people that disagree with us.
And this is on my mind because I was home in Minnesota this past week, and I was in the reddest, reddest parts of this state. You know, having meetings with people, I'm sure 70, 80% of them voted for Trump.
And, like, that's the reason that we lose, I think, is because we don't go and talk to people who don't like us. And then when they don't like us, we kind of try to say, well, let me just tell you why I'm really a good person.
Yeah. I mean, when it gets to...
This is the whole reason I went to this thing. When it gets to that point of, I just hate you, then it doesn't matter what the policy is.
It's just, how can I fuck you up? That's how our country is run. How can I fuck you up because I just hate you? So much of Republican politics is trolling.
It's just doing shit just because Trump last week, bringing back coal? That's really smart. That'll make everyone's utility costs go up, so super good idea if you're trying to lower costs for people.
Okay. Also, sort of apropos to this is that someone tried to burn down the governor of Pennsylvania's house last week with him and his family inside.

So, again, I would say to the people who don't want to talk, this is sort of the other way that this is going to end up.

And we just made a short list of some of the political violence that we've seen in the last few years. The January 6th riot.
Some people would say too lenient about how we treated the 2020 riots. Or just the 2020 riots themselves.
Themselves, but also a lot of excusing it and saying it's okay. Obviously, the Trump assassination attempts.
People who think Luigi Mangione is a hero, the guy who shot the health executive in the back of the head. Nancy Pelosi attacked at home.
Assassination attempt against Brett Kavanaugh. The pipe bombs that were mailed to the Democrats.
Remember that in 2019? All the top Democrats by that guy, Cesar Sawyek. Steve Scalise.
Scalise, Republican congressman, shot at a softball game. This is a lot of political violence in this country.
And I don't know what the answer to that is, but I don't see it getting better if we're just in the, I don't talk to you, I'm at my own lunch table mode. And when we're doing the ends justify the means in our own apologia for it.
I mean, I would throw into this, your category, also Portland, Oregon for 100 consecutive days or whatever it was in 2020, when they were just ransacking the federal building there. People apologized for it.
They looked the other way, said it was mostly peaceful. We haven't had an adult conversation about political violence in this country at all over the last five years, and it's gotten worse and worse and worse.
We don't even really talk about Donald Trump getting shot in the ear. That happened all of last year.
That's crazy. I'm really worried about this going forward because there hasn't been a rational post-October 7th protests on campus.
A lot of those turned pretty violent and bad. A lot of, like, Jews were sort of hiding out in libraries in NYU.
That's bad. And there isn't any proper, like, excuse and apology for it.
So we have to get serious about that, because in that polarized moment when we're not being serious, when we're lionizing Luigi Mangione, the next one's going to happen, and it's going to be worse. Okay, well, it is Easter Sunday, this Sunday, and there's something new.
Now, I just found out today, they do the Easter egg roll on Monday. I don't know why.
The holiday's over, but I guess that's what they do. And the kids are off from work.
Hold on. Another thing we're bringing back, child labor.
If we could only get the lead back into pipes. Okay, so, but this year's something new.
Corporate sponsorship for the egg roll. Of course, Trump has to monetize everything.
So we got a hold of some of the eggs that are sponsored by different corporations.

Would you like to see what's going to be on it?

For example, Tesla has one.

Please don't throw this at a Cybertruck.

A Bank of America has asked us for a loan to buy me. Oh, Cialis, he is risen.
Oh, McDonald's has unavailable after 11 a.m. Oh, Gwyneth Paltrow's goop sponsored one.
Don't ask where this egg has been. Planned Parenthood.
When you're done with this egg, we'll get rid of it for you.

Oh, The Woods, my pot store in West Hollywood.

Honestly, I'd rather be fried.

Yes.

And Walmart, because isn't an eggshell just more white trash? Oh, terrible. It's a terrible thing.
So, can we talk about the economy a little bit? I did an editorial here about, I don't know, five years ago, during Trump's first term, and I was rooting for a recession, and boy, did that make their heads explode on the right.

They really fucking hated me for that.

I was like, really, history's greatest monster.

This man is rooting for a recession?

And I was saying, it's the only way.

Trump's going to be unpopular.

And they were like, yeah, and of course, I'm just rooting.

I can't make it actually happen.

They didn't seem to understand that.

I'm not a genie. But I'm rooting for one again.

Because the only way this is going to turn around, and we see it already, I mean, you know, you see conservative papers now, conservative outlets who are not supporting Trump on the tariffs, partly because they're tanking the economy, yes, and partly because it's kind of a form of corruption. And when I say kind of, in a big way.
Because because you see it already, when you have tariffs, then you can take them off. I mean, he put them on China, but he took them off suddenly at the end.
And then he put them back on, of course, because they never last more than a day, on phones and computers. So, in other words, you can reward people.
I mean, Trump is great at a couple of things. One, finding ways to reward and punish people.
And two, finding a way to get bribed. Those are, like, two of his biggest skills.
At crypto, great way to get bribed. And this is also a great way to bribe somebody.
And look at the through line. So you've got, like, they give millions of dollars to his inaugural.
Then there they are on the dais, the techno bros, the, you know, the Amazons and the iPhones. There they are on the dais when he's sworn in.
And here they are. And here he is now, just a little bit later, giving them exemptions from these tariffs that he just put on,

and now he's going to take off for them.

And, like, I just talked to a constituent of mine in Minnesota whose business is in the toilet because of these tariffs.

Like, she's not getting an exemption.

She doesn't know Donald Trump.

She can't walk in there and give him a million dollars.

Let me make a call. You know? Make're going to talk afterwards.
But that's the corruption, right? That's the corruption. It's the pay-go.
It's if you know somebody, you can get something done, and if you can't, you're out of luck. Yeah.
Trump has always talked about in his inaugural William McKinley, back when he was the tariff man. He was the president when we had high tariffs and no income tax.
And Trump says, that's how we got rich and that's how we're going to get rich again. What he leaves out of the story is that one of the main reasons why we got rid of the tariffs and replaced it with an income tax was supposed to be that small.
So they kind of screwed that up. But we got rid of the tariffs because they were a fountain of corruption.
That's what they were. That's what they did, because it wasn't like some really smart guy with a green eye shade making the precise reciprocal tariffs that are going to carve out this manufacturing sector.
No, it'd be like in Trump's first term, there's 200,000 exceptions, right, of the tariffs that he levied against China. 200,000.
That's a lot. And so you're just asking one man, the same one person who decided to raise prices on every single American.
I don't think we've wrapped our brains around this yet. It's 10% tariffs across the board to the world, let alone China.
So that raises the prices on everybody. Something like two-thirds of those imports are used by American manufacturers.
Whoops. Their stuff got more expensive.
So everyone has less money because of one man. And this is not what we were supposed to be doing revolutions to.
He was asked, how will you determine tariff exemptions? And he said, instinct. Yeah.
Instinct. Yeah.
I mean, I can't improve on the comedy. But also, I mean, I just feel like he picked a fight with the wrong bully.
He said this week, China needs to make a deal with us. We don't need to make a deal with them.
I think that's completely ass backwards. And I'll tell you.
It's so different. I'm always for America.
Don't get this wisdom. I want us to win.
But this is just the reality of what China is. They're not going to buy planes from Boeing anymore.
I imagine that would ripple through the economy. That's kind of a big sector.
Also, have you been reading about rare earth metals? Yeah.

Okay. Let me educate the public because I needed some education on this.
First of all, they're not rare. But they are hard to get, and I can't pronounce them.
Yes. And China has them all.
We're almost completely reliant on them. They go and they make everything work.
cars, planes, things that we use in the military, robots, drones, turbines, missiles, magnets. Apparently everything needs magnets to work.
China has 90% of that magnets. Like a car can't work without magnets.
And there's something to do with this metal. Blah, blah, blah.
Something, something. I'm going to the store store.
Okay, to me this is the essence of what is so fucked up about this country and why nobody can be in the center here where I am where everything makes sense. Listen to this.
We make none of this here except we have one place here in California, Mountain Pass. They have a rare earth mine there.

It takes out of the ground in one year what China does in a day.

And this article in the Times said,

could we build more rare earth mines,

which apparently we're going to need to do

since we pissed off China about that,

and why should they help us now?

You know how long it would take to get the next mine online?

29 years.

That's America for you.

Doge, cutting everything ridiculously immediately,

and the Democrats, 29 years to build something.

I have nothing.

I have no question.

I'm nothing. I have no question.
I'm out. Are you solving the problem, Senator? Uh-oh.
I fucked this up. Go ahead.
Keep talking. Okay.
We have a slight wardrobe malfunction here, but I think it's going to be fine. Yeah, go ahead.
What I was going to say about this, Bill, is that, you know, Trump's, like, completely chaotic and peripatetic and unplanned strategy. And meanwhile, the Chinese, first of all, he pisses off all of our allies.
So we have no way of mounting any kind of a global strategy to contain China where we need to because they're stealing our intellectual property. They're dumping products into our country in ways that are bad for American manufacturing.
I mean, they're doing some bad stuff. But what he does is piss everybody off, and then nobody knows what he's going to do.
And meanwhile, China has a long-term plan. They have a strategy that they're proceeding with.
And here we are. And they can build a mine, a rare earth mine, like in a week.
Yes. As opposed to 29 years.
Because of the zoning and the environmental reviews and all this shit.

Not that we don't need environmental reviews, but 29 years? But if it takes that long to build stuff,

then we're not going to be a country that's building things anymore,

and that's our problem.

Can I say, as a Democratic senator, could you make this an issue?

Yes.

I mean, I don't think it's that hard for the Democrats to regain the center if If they would just go at a thing, I talk about this all the time with our governor here, just the red tape, the ridiculousness of, it's not that we can't do anything anymore. It's not that we're not allowed to.
And I feel like this is low-lying fruit for the Democratic Party. You know, this is a perfect example of where if the Democratic Party is only defending the status quo and not figuring out how we can do things differently and better, we're not going to be ever in a place where we can win back the majority in the Senate.
We're not going to be in the place we need to be. And like, take housing as an example.
We know that if we fix zoning laws so that it's easier to build housing, you can fix the housing supply problem and then housing costs will go down. And that is a strategy that we should be working on.
And that is a lot

of that's at the local level, but we should be rewarding that at the federal level. That's just

one example. If we want to have a clean energy economy and it takes us forever to put the

transmission lines up and the distribution lines to get power where people need it,

then we're never going to accomplish our goals.

We've got to fix this. So, okay.

What do you think of the fact that the people who are getting the big crowds right now are AOC and Bernie Sanders?

They're going around the country.

Thank you.

There's that same guy.

I call him

the always wrong guy.

No, I'm kidding.

Okay, but

I feel like, you know, big crowds, again,

the shiny object that the

Democrats chase all the... It's not about the

big crowds that come out to you

when you're talking in a festival or wherever

they are. I think it's because I think Bernie showed up at Coachella.
That must have been fun for the fans. It's who shows up on election day.
And I just don't see that's the ticket. I mean, Cory Booker, I know you've worked with him.
I like Cory a lot from my home state in New Jersey, made a speech for 25 hours. Again, just whacking each other off.
This is just not what's going to get the job done. So over 400 million people paid attention to what Corey was doing when he stood on the floor of the United States Senate.
I'm not saying... 400 million? 400 million people.
Wow, that's amazing because the country only has 350. 400 million viewers.
I'm sorry, Parry. 400 million

views. My mistake.

400 million views.

And, Parry

wouldn't say that that's the only thing that we should be doing,

but it energized a lot of people. This is

not a what's the one right solution here.

This is doing a whole bunch of different

things. And, you know, if there are

20 people in Winona, Minnesota that want to

stand on the curb every Thursday

and wave signs, then, like,

that's great. You don't really think AOC

Thank you. things.
And if there are 20 people in Winona, Minnesota that want to stand on the curb every Thursday and wave signs, then like that's great. You don't really think AOC should be the candidate, do you? No.
Oh, good. No, no, I'm not saying, I mean it's not my job to pick who the candidate is going to be.
Oh, it's mine. And it's not, it shouldn't be her.
Maybe you should talk to the president about that. It shouldn't be her.
I'd like to one thing that Democrats can do, besides wearing a diaper on the Senate floor, is Trump did a 90-day pause of a lot of the tariffs. That gives you 90 days.
Pass legislation saying it's no longer an emergency with fentanyl on the border of Canada. But how can you pass? Work with Republicans who are ready to peel right now.
Work with Rand Paul, who's already out there sticking his neck out, Mitch McConnell. Other people are doing that.
Pass that thing. Well, so we had that bill on the floor.
All the Democrats voted for it. Two, maybe three Republicans voted against it.
Didn't go anywhere. And the Speaker of their House said, forget it, we're not doing that.
Correct, keep doing it. These things are not going to get less, more popular.
The tariffs are starting to trickle into people's lives. It's going to get less popular.
Let me ask you, I have one minute to ask you, I see what you're wearing reminds me a lot of what the ladies on the Blue Origin wore this week when they went. What? It does.
It's a same. I can't figure out a way of doing this.
I thought about it. It's what? It's a nice color.
It's the same color. But what did you think about that and what did you think about all the backlash you've got? I mean, you've got to be really, really, really rich to spend that amount of money shooting your wife into space.
Shooting your wife into space? Suddenly you want to get married now, eh? Yes, okay. I mean, all right.

I mean, with all the money we waste on so many things,

it just seems to me like people just want to bitch.

I mean, so the ladies had a nice day where they could be weightless.

You know, I... It's not even a bit of a gun.

All right, thank you very much.

Time for New Rules, everybody.

New Rules. Okay.
New Rules. Athletes have to work on maintaining a difference between their let's go face and their I just got kicked in the nuts face.
I can't. I can't tell if you're overjoyed or you're in agony.
It's like watching a Trump supporter looking at their stock portfolio. Nero, someone must tell the woman who claims to have gaslit herself into losing 40 pounds, that's not what gaslighting means.

Gaslighting is a form of psychological manipulation

where someone tries to make another person

doubt their own sanity or reality or memories

in order to gain power of them.

You just learned to tell yourself,

put down the cupcake, bitch.

Terrible.

Terrible.

Thank you. cake, bitch.
Terrible.

Terrible.

Stop encouraging me. New rule.

If ICE wants to

kick people out of the country based on their

tattoos, it shouldn't be for these

ones listed here by Homeland Security.

It should be for this guy.

And this guy.

And especially this guy. Neural, now that Lebanon has announced it's banning Snow White

because it stars Gal Gadot, who is a sergeant in the Israeli Defense Force,

someone has to tell them, you're working too hard.

No one's going to see that movie anyway.

And you're not going to settle 4,000 years of acrimony by crossing Gal Gadot.

If you want 4,000 years of acrimony, you cross Blake Lively.

New Rule, congratulations to the cast of The Breakfast Club,

who've reunited for the first time in 40 years,

reminding us all what fun those 80s comedy movies were,

which is why I say, do Porky's next. Yeah.

Let's get that gang back together again.

Billy, Tim, Peewee, let's see where they are now.

Oh, never mind, they're arriving in five minutes. And finally, new rule.
Now that the Trump administration has decided that America will pay any price and bear any burden to bring back factory jobs, they have to answer one question. Who's going to take them? Who exactly is supposed to do all this monotonous, low-paying labor? Immigrants? They're all deported.
It'll probably be robots if we're not using them all for sex slaves. But I'll tell you who's definitely not doing it.
Gen Z. The very people who would have to be most invested if this plan is going to work.
Is this who we really think Gen Z is? A generation of manly men who

make things with their hands, who get up

early and go out to the plant in their

hard hats with their lunch pails

and come home dirty?

Gruff men in newsboy

caps working overtime at the

steel factory?

Seriously? These kids

can't handle a gig at the Cheesecake Factory. They're quiet, quitting office jobs.
If you walk into a department store and ask them for something, they act like you barged into their apartment and woke them up. I'm sorry, but Generation Nepo Baby

aren't exactly the sinewy, leather-skinned workmen of yesteryear.

They're doughy gamers who need an emotional support animal

to ride in a plane.

Can you imagine what they'll need on their lap to operate a crane? I mean, look at the prerequisites. A shift on the factory floor requires focus, eye contact, social skills.
How would they survive working elbow to elbow with people who don't share their beliefs on everything?

If you're on an assembly line, if one person drops the ball, Lucy has to eat all the chocolate.

And when someone falls into the liquid plaster vat, he'll die because it'll just be everybody videotaping it. You know, there's a lot of talk these days about the working class and how the Democrats lost the election by abandoning them,

which on a policy basis is ridiculous. But culturally, it's working for Republicans who are seen by many as bringing back a time when men were men and worked real jobs and their wives stayed home making tuna casseroles and hot daughters.

Trump and his MAGA crowd has this testosterone-drenched delusion that America will only return to its glory days

when men, real men, burly, brawny, manly men,

go back to...

go back to work in red-brick factories

and have cigarettes for lunch on top of skyscrapers. Okay, but it's 2025, and being masculine is a hate crime now.
And Gen Z? They don't care who's for the working class because a lot of them, let's not paint with a broad brush, not all, but a lot of them, don't want to work. They want to know who's for the not working class.
Did you know that America has seven million men in the prime of their life who are neither working nor looking for work, which is more than four times what it was back in the day, no cap. Thank you.
There's even a word for it now.

NILF.

It stands for not in labor force,

which people think,

people think this is synonymous with unemployed.

It isn't.

Unemployed people are looking for work.

NILFs are not.

They're what we used to call deadbeat.

Deadbeat. They're what we used to call deadbeats.

People whose great skill in life is somehow getting by,

either on disability, wink, wink,

or money from their parents,

or whatever Scott Disick does. Listen to this.
Half of American parents with adult children provide them regularly with financial assistance, spending almost $1,500 per adult child per month. Wow.
Turns out Gen Z was blowing up our 401ks long before Trump got a hold of it. So I know the Trump crowd imagines a gleaming new factory created by high tariffs and thinks, if you build it, they will come.
They won't. They're playing Minecraft.
They don't... Yeah.
They're not saying can do. They say can even.
And if you don't believe me, check out this ridiculous video from an influencer who goes by the name bacteria baby that went viral a couple of years ago when the idea of returning to a military draft had been floated why is everybody saying gen z is going to get drafted like no the fuck, fuck, we're not. And you know why I know that?

Because we're just going to say no.

Like, how are they going to actually force us to get up and go to war?

And we're also, like, really mentally ill.

I have, like, six of these. you've heard the adage about how America has two kinds of people, the white-collar types who shower before work and the working class who shower after work.
Okay, but this kid doesn't shower at all. Because he doesn't work at all.
Or want to. Well, that's not quite true.
There is one job that 57% of Gen Z say they want to do, but it's not factory work. 57% want to be influencers.
Yeah, you know what they say. If you do what you love, you never have to work a day in your life, especially if what you love is videotaping yourself eating food in your car.
All right, that's our show. I want to thank Matt Wells and Christina Smith and Douglas Murray.
Now go watch Overtime on YouTube. Thank you, best audience in the world.
Appreciate it. Thank you very much.
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