#640: Asshat to Asset

So four million bucks.

Four and a half?

Four and a half million bucks.

Is Q the new hero out with Lindsay and with Q?

I'm looking at this guy and I go, am I falling in love right now?

He turned me on to bathing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He turned me on to the.

That sounds good.

Fucking, I go away for two weeks.

I don't even know where or what I'm walking into.

Tell him Steve Dave.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave.

Full house today.

We got BQ.

Hello.

We got Walt.

Hello.

We got Gidd.

How do y'all?

And we got Frank Vive.

Hello.

That was a pleasure to come in and see him.

Thank you.

Get him.

I have a new rule for Giddem.

I told him

I want him to have a mic.

Even if he doesn't use it, it's better for him to have it and not use it than to not have it and fucking try to hear him.

I was, when I was cutting, not this past week, but the week before when I was cutting the show, you can't hear what the fuck he's saying.

Yeah, kind of, I thought the same thing for many,

many, many weeks.

Yeah, you're right.

I should have voiced it, man.

I thought I did.

Get him.

Oh, boy.

What do we got this week?

Well, we got.

We got to talk about Q.

Oh, God.

We got to talk about these charity events.

I submit that these are not charity events.

These are mini vacations.

Vacations?

I'm a fucking hospital visiting sick kids.

I looked at them.

They're dying, fucking talking to their parents, crying, hugging them.

You think that's a vacation?

I looked.

It depends.

I've been on worse.

I was looking on Instagram.

I look at Q's.

I look at Adam Ray, another guy I'm a fan of.

I saw him post this.

I saw one sick kid.

One sick kid the whole time.

But if Q is,

if Q is really like

doing what he says he's doing,

if he is getting blotted, it's because afterwards, it's because it's emotional toll, though.

You think like a light PTSD.

even a lot of

people even if you're just like having a drink distant like kind of like max out and like that's a stressful it's intense it was it was like three hours of going from hospital room to hospital room and you know it's just kids that are dying you know what i mean and you're like oh shit i thought i had problems that's right yeah you know that's a sobering yeah yeah it's a lot but it you know it's it's good but why am i in the why am i getting sandbagged over this i don't know i just saw you having a lot of fun there

i saw you especially not at the hospital.

Well, he was smiling pretty big at the hospital, but you got like Adam Ray was driving and you, Murray, and Sauer in the back of a car.

That's what I'm like when I can see there's certain smiles you have where I'm like, this motherfucker is happy.

No, not at all.

That's Adam Ray being like, I have a show tonight.

There's still some tickets left.

Can we do a commercial?

Would you guys mind?

Yeah, I'm happy to help my friend, but like, yeah.

What a hijinks, it seemed.

No hijinks.

No hijinks.

I did, I was thinking about you all.

I got to meet Travis Kelsey.

The Kelsey brothers.

I got to spend time with him.

Really?

The tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs and the former center for the Philadelphia Eagles.

I'm just going to met.

Did you meet his girlfriend?

No.

Did you ask about her?

No, but

he did just talk about his girlfriend.

It was like, I know who you're talking about.

He is.

I think I know how you feel about Tom Brady.

He is, quite frankly, he might be like the best-looking dude I've ever seen in person.

He does not come across in pictures like he does in real life.

You're like, holy shit, this guy is fucking gorgeous, man, and funny and talented and tall with these piercing blue eyes.

It happened, right?

What the fuck?

You're a big NFL fan now, it sounds like.

I was like, look at this motherfucker, man.

He's like, yeah, he's just, there's like a presence about him that I was like, fuck, man.

Now I know how Walt feels about Tom Brady.

And that's all, like, he didn't even have to perform in front of you.

You just fell in love with him just being in the same room with him.

Just talking.

I talked to him for like a half hour or something like that.

And yeah, just the force of him as a person, I was like, because I'm not a football guy.

So

do you say that?

Like, I'm not a football guy.

No, because we didn't talk about football.

We just talked about other things.

And this is crazy.

I can't remember his girlfriend's name.

Taylor Swift.

Okay, yeah.

I really, wow, I don't know if that's an up and comer.

I don't know if that's a sign of age or I should be really concerned right now.

Yeah.

But yeah, I couldn't remember her name.

Looking at him, looking at this guy, and I go, am I falling in love right now?

Am I won't play with you?

Tom Brady.

Well, you have, but let's be fair, though.

I never fell in love with Tom Brady because of his looks.

It was the fucking rings that fucking got my eye.

Yeah, what?

That got my heart.

You weren't remiss and talk about how fucking handsome he was, though.

You went on about it quite a bit.

Oh, that's revisionist history.

I don't think so.

So there's a lot of tape on it.

Go back to the tapes.

But as I was talking, I was thinking about you, and I'm like, this guy's a fucking guy.

Did you say, like, I got a friend who loves Tom Brady?

You didn't say that?

No, no.

We didn't know.

We didn't talk sports at all.

It never even came up.

I like Dev talking about sports, just be like, he thinks he's really good looking.

But I think you're better looking.

You said you were better looking tall.

You're so handsome.

It was something.

It was something

about you.

And the other Kelsey brother has a wife who does the podcast with him, right?

Don't they do?

it?

Do they still do it?

Jason.

Yeah, they have a very successful media career.

He's a funny guy.

Like, you see why they're...

They're characters.

You see why they're

becoming

successful podcasters.

Yeah.

And I wasn't even going to tell the story.

I wasn't going to tell it on the air because, you know, fucking who wants to

get accuse of the name-dropping.

But since you brought it up, I was like, I guess there's pictures of us hanging out out there.

So, yeah, I was like, fuck, man, this guy's awesome.

You look a little bit like...

I'm starstruck, I'm telling you.

No, no, you look a little bit like in love.

But you look like his brother, though, Jason.

We took a few pictures.

Yeah, I was told, yeah, except for the fact that he's in shape yelling and fucking jacked.

We have a beard.

I think that I could see you putting a football between your legs and handing it to a quarterback.

I could see you put a football between my legs now, too.

Snowball.

Hi.

Kansas City fan all the way now.

Chiefs fan now.

Fuck the the New York teams.

They play in Jersey.

That's right.

I've been saying that since the fucking moment this podcast began.

You have.

And you're finally coming around.

It only took dreamy Kelsey Brothers to turn you.

I mean, it's supposed to happen, man.

You get those kind of genetics.

What are those other brothers that you like that are funny?

Oh, the Sclar Brothers?

No,

were they on the Giants, maybe?

Oh, the Mannings.

Manning Mothers, yeah, that's right.

Those guys, again, I've seen them in commercials.

They're funny.

Yeah, they have really good

senses of humor, and they are conquering

the medium of podcasting.

Them too?

Yeah, them too.

Yeah.

Everybody's conquering it.

Except us.

Well, we got a weekend devoted to us.

That is true.

There is a weekend going on right now as we speak.

Let's see.

Yeah, that's true.

Are there any other podcasts out there that have this kind of

listener base that will come and do meetups.

Are there?

Oh, there is.

I thought we were the only ones.

Well, you got Legion of Skanks.

They throw Skank Fest every year, which is the first time.

But is it run by the podcast?

This is all

natural.

This is all grassroots.

They did it themselves.

They came out and

are here to celebrate us.

I'm sure there are some, but none leaped to mind.

We're the only ones, bro.

We're the only ones.

Yeah, all right.

Right on with that.

Right on.

And it's what's happening this

it's happening today.

As we speak, we're having a special surprise QA.

Oh, they don't know what they don't know that you're.

Well, they don't know you're coming.

You are the big fucker kahuna tonight.

I just saw Maxwell.

I know.

He's going to tell everybody.

I haven't seen him until I saw him.

I was like, Maxwell.

Yeah, I kept it a secret.

Yeah, it was good to see him.

Still, no sleeves on them shirts.

No, no, Maxwell.

Even a reel.

I love it.

It really seems like it's a good thing.

It was good for life, so that was great.

I walked in, I was like, he's having

an amazing second act, Maxwell.

Yeah, he's telling me his life has never been better.

It was really heartwarming to hear, like, all kidding aside.

I'm like, I'm not kidding.

It was true.

You could just tell he's so proud of himself and he's so happy with

his life at this moment.

Wow, that makes me so happy.

It really is.

It is.

It's like kind of like

not that he was in a bad place when we first met him, but like.

Oh, yes, he was.

Oh, yes, he was.

All right, maybe he was, but he has really

become an upstanding citizen.

He's giving speeches at college graduations and stuff.

He's teaching at the college, too.

He's inspiring the youth.

It's a real

fielder splurry for him.

Oh, I mean, you need guys who like

walk the walk and tread the path and came out on the other side to teach kids.

He really has.

Yeah, Maxwell's come a long way from the first time I met him playing hockey.

That's fantastic.

Him telling me stories about, you you know, his wild and reckless youth.

Yeah.

Whatever fucking backwoods country.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Moonshine running days or whatever.

Yeah.

I love that.

And I think that's,

you're right, though.

I think it gives young people and old people inspiration.

That's like, he just did it.

He put his mind to it and he changed his life.

He put in the hard work and he's come through it.

And now that's, it should be an example for

no matter what age you are.

Forget him.

Forget him.

I mean, you know, I want to say this, though.

This, this guy right here, he's my guy again.

Oh, yes.

He has gone from

ass hat to asset

overnight.

What one thing did he do for you?

I've been dosing his food.

He has put in the hard work.

He's built things for productions

that look like super professional.

You'll see him and you're going to be like, you're going to, it's going to knock your socks off some of the stuff that he's been doing.

Behind the scenes,

I come in and he has like cued videos that he's like, I know you're going to like this video.

And he finds videos that I want to watch.

So he's pampering you.

Yeah.

It's.

I see.

I'm talking about today about a lot of other podcasts, like maybe other podcasts don't have this kind of grassroots that we have.

I also think

I'm not talking about special guests on other podcasts, but regular people who appear on mic regularly.

Yeah.

There is no one smarter in podcasting.

Oh, boy, we're back to this.

Here we go.

Well, I'm serious.

The moon rises, the moon falls, the sun rises, the sun falls.

There is nobody smarter in podcasting.

I'm not talking about when you have a special guest like Tyrone deGrassi.

There you go.

Or whoever these guys, you know, like these bigwigs.

Those are guys' special guests.

I'm talking about regular people who appear regularly on a mic, on a

cast members, podcasts.

Smartest man in podcasts.

What did he do?

Everything I ask him, he's right on.

He's on a fucking amazing role.

Can I get on example?

Some example.

Oh, yeah, he's found videos that I like about old game shows.

Like, he found a channel that just genius

he did a google search

hit pause no he came up with an idea he's come up with ideas to help

elevate things we're working on okay like ideas it's like hey why don't you do this yeah i'm like holy shit amazing idea i don't want to i don't want to like uh reveal what his great ideas are sure sure but i'll tell you in one more well that's pretty cool Yeah.

I mean, I have absolutely no conclusion.

It's like,

you know,

the light switched.

Yeah.

Was flipped.

Where did the switch come from, do you think?

I think it might have been that last time Q

was in the chair over here.

And I feel like

you guys were a little bit too hard on him.

We were.

Were we?

I don't recall.

I don't recall what we were saying.

Were we hard on you?

No, no, you're never too hard on me.

What would we say?

I think you guys went a little too rough on the poor guy.

Yeah.

We probably did.

Yes, sure, it was us.

He was never not our guy.

But I think he took it to heart and he's like, you know what?

I want to.

The world offices cleaned in there now?

That room's cleaned up.

It's

a work in progress, though.

But it's.

It's one thing I've asked for for two years.

It's not there yet.

But there is some progress.

Yes.

And that is better than no progress.

That I agree with.

That I agree with.

And it'll get there when we move out.

It will get there.

Smartest man in podcasting.

I'm going to stand by that.

All right.

Smarter than Joe Rogan.

Yeah.

Wow.

I've seen Joe Rogan's some clips.

I don't watch him regularly, but I've seen some clips.

I'm like, what the fuck?

Flat Earth?

Is he a flat Earth?

I don't know.

He's like all these weird conspiracy theories.

Oh, yeah.

He's big in the conspiracy.

He was a moon denier for a while.

He was a wise moon denier.

Like, did we landed on the moon?

Yeah, we landed on the moon.

Okay.

I will put my man man up against Joe Rogan in a trivia contest or an IQ contest.

Absolutely.

I don't know if we can make that happen.

Yeah, I would love to see it.

I think he would make him look stupid

at the end of the day, yeah.

All right.

You think he would make Joe Rogan look stupid, huh?

Yeah, like, yeah.

A lot of people would say that's not that hard.

Not you, though.

I wouldn't, but that's because I don't think I've ever listened to a single episode of him.

Yeah, I've just only seen clips.

Yeah, I don't even know what that I've seen.

Well, unless you're ready to commit to four hours of a podcast.

I mean, I admire his success.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Geez.

He doesn't have that level of success.

No, but he also has never looked stupid on Mike, though.

Not in the past 10 minutes.

You can look at his body of work.

on TSD, and I want someone to show me where he said something so ridiculous.

All right, not the blue rider.

Can everybody listening not waste their time pulling things that he said that are ridiculous?

I mean, Reddit is going is ablaze right now.

They turn on extra servers.

Yeah, I stand by it.

The smartest man in podcasting.

Nice.

You should get that domain name.

I should get HLD for $700.

And it should be a website devoted to you and all your accomplishments.

All the things he was right about.

What fucking clips did he pull for you?

He found some old game shows that I had never seen before.

And it was like, this was a good time.

And then he's proactive, though, too.

He's like, I get in and he's like, hey, I'm ready to edit this special project I'm working on.

Okay.

And it's all ready to go.

And I just sit down, and then there's a fucking, there's a croissant.

Out of nowhere.

A fucking croissant just appears.

Where's that croissant?

Lydal.

Where?

A little Lydal.

Lydal.

It's a grocery store.

It's like an Aldi kind of.

Oh, okay.

All right, nice.

And a cold bottle of water.

You don't feel like he's kissing your ass a little bit?

You like that?

I like that.

Yeah, why?

You need it after all these years.

You deserve it.

Bottle of water and a croissant?

That's not a lot to ask.

Bread and water, literally.

Like a French person.

And he's happy with it, yeah.

That's how low the bar is.

Well, good.

I'm glad, Giddam.

I'm happy that you're working.

See this?

See this?

Yeah.

All done by Gidham.

Am I pointing to some.

Well, no, he said we need more green screen.

I got more green screen.

It's up.

He's ironing it.

He's making it.

What are you doing with that special

steamer?

He's got a steamer.

He's steaming the wrinkles out.

He's got to keep it on the wall like that.

Yeah.

So all the artwork behind the shit.

Wait a second about that.

$12,000 worth of artwork.

I held it away as I did it.

Of course you did.

He ain't no dummy.

He knows he can't steal.

Why are we waiting to see what's behind that green screen?

Poor Tom Brady's face is all shriveled up.

What do you do?

Like when you're not visiting the sick kids?

Yes.

Like what's to be done?

Like, is there a lot of downtime?

There's not a lot of downtime.

It is

hospital visit Friday morning.

Then there's, I got the, there's a charity softball game at Kansas City Royals.

Kansas City Royals, I saw those pictures.

That was fun.

Sal hit a home run.

Go away over the

softball and it you know you know type of thing but i was still cool to see my boy running there um so he ran the same bases that george brett ran

well here's the thing the whole infield was brought in okay so you know he still ran the bases right

yeah

i hit a double i was happy there you go i got home but uh but yeah he hit a home run i was excited about that and uh you know and then you play that and then um

and then you do what's what's friday night i forget what friday Friday night is.

And Saturday morning, you go back to the hospital, and then there's a big show at the T-Mobile Center

where everybody buys tickets.

And, you know, you put on a show.

We did 10 minutes.

And then after that, then there's a wrap-up party.

And then my flight was 6 a.m.

the next day, but it raised $4.5 million.

Yeah, I saw that.

That was pretty good.

Crazy.

Good hospital, right?

Triggered sales.

Yeah, Mercy.

Yeah, Timmy was a Mercy.

It was great.

I mean, look, I can't claim, you know, it's all the guys that are, it's like Paul Rudd and Jason Sudecis and

a couple of Heidi Gardner.

So they're the ones that throw it, you know, whoever comes and goes is just there, like helping them.

But so those guys raise a lot of money for that.

So four million bucks?

Four and a half?

Four and a half million bucks.

Is Q the new hero out with Lindsay and with Q?

No, no, not at all.

Those guys get all the credit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But it was cool.

It was, it's nice, you know, and you get to see those guys and everything.

Maybe I'm making a mistake.

Is there a big lick

Maybe there's a like a side festival that somebody does, but big slick is what licks lick lick lick.

Oh, wow, I went on her in a long time.

Nobody will get it.

Nobody'll get it.

No one should.

Yeah, no, I don't know.

But yeah, Big Slick is a big thing.

I guess some wise acres were like, let's do Big Lick and do that.

Right.

Kind of like South by Southwest, and then they do the.

Yeah.

Right.

So

we got to tap Q as well.

We need a name for this.

Remember, we were talking about

what's her name?

Gwyneth Paltrow and her The JJ.

That didn't come out, so nobody knows we were talking about it.

It didn't come out yet.

That was on Bri Trice's episode.

Oh, is that Bright Trice?

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, anyway, if you want to hear about that,

go to Patreon.

Well, yeah, in July, it's coming out.

I haven't even seen a cut of it yet.

Oh, no?

Yeah.

Okay.

But anyway, Sidney Sweeney, who's an actress as well, a lot of people like her.

A lot of people like her.

Oh, I like her.

Is making soap out of her bath water?

Wow.

Good for her.

They teamed up with Dr.

Sasquatch.

Good for her.

Yeah.

And now she's putting out.

So, guys, I presume, will buy soap made of her bathwater.

I guess.

That's what I'm saying.

Do you think that it turns off the

female audience?

Like, they're not interested in that, right?

It has to be some dudes who are just like, you know, sweaty.

I imagine fucking

clammy and all greasy, and they're just like their money spends, brother.

Yeah, I know it does, but that's really the only one that really wants to be caught going up to the counter and buying it, I think.

You're wondering why now, bro.

That's true.

Aren't those the kind of people you want to use soap?

Hey,

Steve Dave.

There you are.

Smart Scared Podcasting.

See you later, get him.

Why do we sell his bath water for that?

FDA won't approve that.

We're selling anybody's bath water.

It should be Frank's.

He's the biggest bathtaker of us all.

That's right.

Yeah, I'm always in the tub.

Still.

Still.

Rubber dub-dub.

Now, do you have a big jacuzzi tub or a regular-sized tub?

It's a regular-sized tub.

But

I put the bubble bath in it.

I bring my iPad in there.

I watch videos.

It's like command center.

Yeah, I love it.

Have you ever been scared you're going to drop a device in the water though?

No, I've had it happen.

The dogs come in and knock the iPad.

They all got it waterproof by now, right?

I'm using an old iPad.

And I'm sure it's not plugged in.

I know it would open it up.

He turned me on the bathing.

Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's turned me on to the.

That sounds good.

Fucking, I can go away for two weeks.

I'm not even aware of what I'm walking into.

Things are done now.

It's not different now.

I mean, I mean, he turned me on to the

attributes, the joys of

bathing

in a bathtub as opposed to taking a shower.

Okay.

My wife thinks it's weird, though.

Well, how often are you doing it?

I was doing it every other night for a while, and then she was just like, and he was letting me know.

We get back to the hotel.

I'm in the bath right now.

Are you?

Photo where it didn't happen.

Just face hugging each other.

It just happens to be I am in the bathtub right now.

Two of them locking their doors at the same time.

I'm getting text matches.

It's like 11:30.

He goes, You in the tub?

I am, actually.

Me too.

But I'm terrified of going to drop my phone or my iPad, though.

What type of tub are you rocking?

Just a regular old bathtub.

Just a bathtub?

Just a bath.

It's all I need to do.

What kind of tubs do you have?

Well,

when I redid my house, I put

the jets in?

Oh, you got a claw foot tub?

And it has the heated sides.

Oh, my God.

We got to get it out of here.

And it's got the jet, the jacuzzi, like the tiny jacuzzi jets.

I've lived there,

God, I'm coming up on fucking eight years, nine years.

I've used it maybe twice.

Would it be weird if we watched it come to kick a pan?

Not at all.

Not together.

Not together.

But that should come.

You should take it for a test run.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's like acrylic.

It's not like a...

Like a big porcelain, right?

No, it's not porcelain.

That's what I'm saying.

It's like an acrylic

cell.

So it wasn't like...

It's still good, though.

I'd still give it a war.

Oh, dude, it is nice, but I never use it.

Here it has a little feature on top, bolt that I don't even know if it works.

I I never use it.

But you put a little cartridge in it, you hit a button, and it puts a mist over the water, scented mist over the water.

Dude, never use it.

I'm just like trying to sit on it.

I'm just fucking happy if there's not like 17 billion fucking long hairs from my wife and my daughter all over the place,

let alone a mist.

I'm just like, oh, there's only like eight or ten hairs.

Okay, that's fine.

I don't care.

But wow, a mist.

I was wondering about your ambiance.

Like, do you set up candles?

Do you turn the lights down low?

No.

I put music on.

Yeah.

I'll put some Floyd on.

Oh, yeah.

Dark Side of the Moon.

Get out of here.

Yeah, start for you.

I know, but I've discovered the

powers of Pink Floyd taking you someplace other than in that bathtub.

I'm not in that bathtub, bro.

No.

When I'm listening to the Floyd.

Remember, I told you I'd play that video game, the space game, and I'd lower the volume and I'd put on Pink Floyd and just float through space.

Yeah.

And it was like transported.

Yeah, it was awesome.

But wait, let me ask you something because one of the things that I mainly hate about the tubs is I could deal with the water getting cold, just refill it, a little hot water in it, no problem.

But don't you hate looking at your body in the water?

Like, I just like look down at the bottom.

The placid penis floating there, yeah.

This is what I do.

That's why you use the bubbles, right?

I use the bubbles.

I don't use bubbles, man.

I just look.

I don't look at natural

deal.

20 minutes.

What am I going to do?

I'm like, this is it?

This is what I was given.

And then I just started thinking about the Kelsey brothers.

Look what they were given.

Then it's Periscopa.

It would only be poetic if they had small wieners, right?

Everything else they got going for.

Oh, no, they don't.

There's not a chance on the planet.

The guy's a fucking giant.

They're Adonis.

Oh, yeah, they're really tall, right?

He's like, it's crazy.

He's got to be almost seven foot, right?

I would not say that that's not.

true.

But weird, because then I was like, I looked at photos of him on the internet.

He doesn't, he's not,

and he's, he, the photos aren't capturing what he's, what he's carrying around.

Yeah.

In terms of like, he's just not good lighting.

His aura.

His aura.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Brady didn't have that problem.

He didn't.

Yeah.

No, there's no bad pictures of Tom Brady out on the internet.

I didn't say there's bad pictures.

I didn't say that.

I'm saying it doesn't capture his aura.

Yeah.

But but I just, yeah, I sit in that tub and I just look at my flaws.

You got to watch video.

Yeah, maybe.

Anything else, yeah.

Maybe you got a thing that sits over the tub.

You know what I mean?

Oh, yeah.

The little towel, the little table.

And do that.

Yeah, yeah.

Give the shot.

There's the health benefits.

You guys know, boys.

Get in the tub.

There's the health benefits, too.

What health benefits?

Doesn't it

lower the

body?

Bill got to be started.

Please.

Well, you said your back hurted, right?

Take a tub.

Yeah, but there's also it doesn't loosen your muscles.

The heat and everything brings your, thins your blood out.

You got to come try my well.

It's got the heated, both both sides of heat i i had i had i had many fucking dreams of me being in the tub with like a partner

the cat sleeping it sometimes so when uh a couple days from now and i show up with a rubber duck in a bathrobe you're not going to be weirded out when i just show up in front door

i mean this sincerely i would love for you to come and use that tub

love it that is not many people are getting that invitation i feel honored yeah and uh privileged and i will make sure that I think you should do it.

Yeah,

I'll wear my trunks, too.

I don't want to go.

I don't want that's weird.

I've been in it twice.

I know, but then if you ever want to go in it, then you're always going to think that I was sitting here.

Okay, I don't care about that one.

Really?

You think so?

You can't wash a tub out?

Yeah, no, but he still then he, like, you know, it's like he probably jerked off.

Would have boss away.

No, that ain't happening.

That would be amazing.

Come in your bathing suit, we could do a podcast episode from you with you in the tub.

Three men in a tub?

I don't know if all three of us could fit, but you could be in the tub.

You know what I mean?

And we can set up the mics outside of the tub.

I'd do that.

That'd be funny.

You and Frank could come.

The bulby would get awesome.

Oh, I would do that.

Dude, if you guys want to do it,

I will do it.

I'll wear trunks.

Yeah, I'll do it.

Okay, all right.

Let's do it.

Wait a minute.

It's fucking amazing.

What do you mean?

Of course you'll wear trunks.

What do you mean?

You think that you're going to go au naturale?

I'm just making sure it's understood so I get the invite.

Let's see where the move movie takes us.

That would be a great Patreon episode.

It would be.

It would be.

Fat news.

Boom, ba, ba, boom, ba, ba, boom, ba, ba, boom.

Fat news.

Ooh, chicken.

Is this about me in my tub?

It's not.

Oh, okay.

What's her name?

Dank DeMoss.

If you recall her, she was the 500-pound rapper who

was not allowed to go into a Lyft because

it was going to ruin the guy's tires.

And she sued Lyft, and it turns out she lost.

And now

she is on Instagram.

Well, first off, she said it was discrimination.

She maintained that, that she should have won.

But now she is on Instagram with a weight loss journey.

Okay.

Which says to me,

she knew she was too fucking fat in the first place.

Otherwise, you don't go on a weight loss journey.

She knows.

She knew.

She knew.

She knew the whole time.

She knew.

No shame.

No, nobody's got shame.

No shame.

Well, it's good, though.

I hope she gets healthy.

Yeah.

That would be inspiring.

Yeah, it would be inspiring if she could get down to a normal weight that she doesn't have to pull up a couch to sit down on like the breakfast club.

I heard there's a there was another rapper who was a big, a big rapper, she also lost a lot of weight.

She was a Lizzie Ors, yeah, Lizzo, yeah.

She's Lizzo thin now, but I wouldn't say thin, but she's lost, she's lost a lot of weight, yeah,

yeah, yeah.

People don't like it.

Oh, some people don't like it.

They did the same thing with Ashley Graham.

That uh sports

she lost weight, people are giving a shit.

Yeah, they're like, oh, you're supposed to be there for us fatties.

That's tough.

I understand.

I understand you want your, you want like celebs to look up to that look like you.

But come on, man.

Let her get healthy.

It's not fucking healthy, no matter what you want to say.

It's not healthy.

Let that girl get healthy.

So what is tonight?

So the curator.

Yes.

And I want to give a big shout out to the curator.

He organized.

The most Zen dude I think I've ever met.

So calm at all times.

Yeah, he's so relaxed at all times.

I am a little worried about him, though.

Really?

Yeah, apparently

he can't stop chugging monster.

Oh, no, really?

Yeah, that's not good.

We got to be doing an intervention tonight for the curator.

All right.

I just saw an article.

There was this 26-year-old, it was a female, it was a fitness influencer.

Yeah.

And she lived

clean as clean can be, except three monster energy, or not monster, but three energy drinks a day.

She died of a heart attack at 26.

Because she was just pounding those things.

And the curator is on energy drinks?

What the curator is?

Well, that's how he's able to be the curator and organize all this shit.

He fucking put on a hell of a weekend for,

I don't know, maybe 75 to 100.

I don't know how many.

Frank told me 100.

But I'm not good at measuring.

Measuring.

Well, there are counting.

I would say 100.

I'll say, yeah, you're not good at it if you call counting measuring.

It all goes back to the top of what I'm looking at in there.

But he organized and made it a free event for listeners, TSD listeners, to come down and spend the day at a VFW doing TSD trivia.

Then he's got a, he rented out Smodcastle Cinemas and Atlantic Highlands.

How's he paying for that, though?

I think he did a

GoFundMe.

Thank you for all the people that are coming and made it still, it's still free.

Now you get to go in and you get to watch a

pre-released Patreon video that

hasn't been released yet, so they'll get to see it first.

And then they're going to Collingswood tomorrow.

Oh, cool, man.

Nice.

He did a really awesome job, and he deserves a lot of kudos.

You know, did it all himself?

Great, man.

Giveaways, posters, raffles.

Oh, man.

Raffles.

Yeah, he's a, he is a,

he'd be an asset asset, too.

Yeah.

You know, I almost said asset.

Yeah.

He's, yeah, he's uh,

he's the he's

fucking one of the big

backers of TSD for a long time, and he has never lost his

fervor, yeah.

It's still like

you know, he some would say he is fanatical, yeah.

I just say he's he's just happy.

I don't want to insult her,

you know, you know how fanaticals can get.

Yeah,

exactly.

If you've got to be fanatical or something, though, TSD is the better one, I think.

Better than religion, better than politics, Yeah, definitely.

If you're just going spreading the word of TSD, then it's okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, so we're going to pop in after is doing surprise QA.

Surprise QA.

That's cool.

With BQ.

You know, nobody knew you were coming.

I'd have kept that a secret.

So I think people are going to be very,

very

happy to see TSD on the on the stage.

They weren't expecting it ever.

It's been a,

what, seven years?

Eight years?

Well, the Grammarcy was the last time we went on stage.

All three of us.

Well, you guys are just on stage, though, in Florida.

Almost all the people here were at Key West.

Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah.

That will make me feel better about slipping out the back after this.

I got 45 people in my house.

I had a family party the same day.

I left all my cousins and fucking anthropologists.

I think I have to start talking to Q's assistant rather than Q.

Because Q is he's the most optimistic guy at the beginning of the week when you talk to him.

What days can you do?

Oh, I could do this day, this day, this day.

Like this week, we were supposed to do three days, and then you text, he's like, wait, what are we doing?

I'm like, how does he agree to a Saturday if he has 25 people at his house?

I don't know, man.

I can't do that.

What's he thinking?

Do you want to get him to be yours?

Just to do your calendar.

Don't want to do it.

That's good.

I'm good.

I'm good.

Yeah, this is what I'm saying, dude.

It's like I got that mid-season fucking mental burnout going on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

A lot of

stuff.

It's just work and work and work and work.

It's killing me.

So,

but it's events like this that make it fun.

Yeah.

This comes at a good time for me.

I didn't blow off my family.

I didn't blow off you guys.

That's true.

You know, that's true.

But personally, this comes at a good time because

it's nice to have here because sometimes it feels like we do this in a vacuum.

And the only feedback you hear or see

if you go to some places is is has been pretty negative.

So it's nice to hear people come in and be like, oh, I'll

as long as you keep putting it out, I'll never stop listening.

I'll die listening to it.

I go to sleep at night listening to it.

I go to work listening to it.

That's nice.

So it it came personally for at a good time for my mental state of mind.

You're still going on online.

Me?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, I'm I can't shut it down.

I got to answer emails and shit.

Trust me, you can.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I got to.

Give the emails to him and then don't ever go online.

That much of his guy.

I said to Rupert the other day that I think that's one of the reasons I don't, like, Reddit doesn't bother me because Reddit is out there somewhere.

And anytime we have an event, whether it's Q West, whether it's Jiggy's comedy thing, whether it's something like this, everyone's always nice to me.

So it doesn't matter.

The The only place people are mean to me is online.

It literally never

in real life.

So I just stopped going online.

Yeah, we makes life pretty good.

You weren't here last week, so we released a clip show.

Right.

And

I thought it would be a good idea to try to let people who know, who listen to TSD, who may not be on the Patreon, hear some of the things that, you know, that we are doing.

Maybe you think they're funny, maybe funny enough to go subscribe.

And oh my God,

it was like

I was fucking

stepping on kittens with my stilettos and shit.

It was like I posted some horrible, horrific shit.

People were just mad saying it was the end of TSD.

They've run out of ideas.

Their time has passed.

People are like, I'm embarrassed to listen to TSD.

Don't encode it anymore on headphones.

I don't know.

I don't get it.

I don't know.

Like, what could be embarrassing, though?

I just only said.

What are you embarrassed about?

It's like out of

15 years now, 639 episodes, not including Patreon, we've had one clip show.

No, that's not true.

No, I've had other clip shows.

I had three.

Have we, really?

Yeah.

I don't really remember, though.

Jekyll made one.

Oh, did he?

Yeah.

And then I asked him to make one a couple years ago.

It has to be four years ago of Patreon stuff again.

Clip shows are a thing.

Yeah, well, I mean, I guess, you know, for some people.

You couldn't make it.

Me and Walt were here.

That's what we fucking did.

Do you get it?

I get it.

But it is, they think it's a sign that we're also chasing.

I'm not really chasing bigger numbers or new people.

They're like, they got to do this.

But even if you were, what would be wrong with that?

You know what?

I think new listeners could equal problems.

Is it raining?

It's rain, yeah.

Holy shit.

So I'm just trying to appeal to the people who we already have already who aren't on.

I'm not really looking to

branch out and find new listeners because, I mean, at this point, you know, it may be too daunting anyway, but that's what it was for.

It wasn't, but people took it as a sign of like

pull the plug.

They officially have run out of.

Hey, no, we're back the next week with another episode.

They can pull the plug anytime they want.

It's so easy to pull the plug without letting people know.

You don't have to.

You can't do do that, buddy.

You can't do that.

You gotta let people know because

I don't know.

But it's been, it was super nice to see God, Rain.

Yeah, that's like terrific.

So many happy faces, just happy to be here.

And,

you know, like I said, if you do this and you don't hear that kind of feedback, you can think that everybody thinks that way.

Yeah.

And that's not the case, though.

No.

I think

your mental health,

not yours.

I think literally everybody's mental health would be improved by not just saying offline.

Right.

Social media, I don't even do anymore.

Like,

I just, it's like, I just don't care.

I should post some pictures of you guys in Jonah Ray.

I didn't post anything.

My Joan Array.

Like, the last one I posted was a fucking groundhog in my yard because I thought he was like, oh, I saw him.

That was pretty cool.

Yeah, other than that, and that I was just like,

it's like,

society has got to be realizing that social media is bad.

Yeah, I still like to take the pulse, though.

Yeah.

But it's not an accurate pulse.

Yeah, that's true.

It may not be an accurate pulse.

It is not an accurate pulse.

People's voices that shouldn't matter get amplified

to you.

You know what I mean?

I mean, I don't mean like shouldn't matter to the world.

I already said a voice.

But I mean, like, voices that shouldn't be in your head are.

Why?

Because you invited them in.

So whose fault is it?

Is it the fucking assholes or is it you for letting them in?

Yeah, it's a tough question.

It's not.

well it's a pretty easy question in waltz case i understand because like if he were to seek out on reddit or facebook or anybody where where people talk shit about us that would be one thing but like you do you have to answer emails like when emails come in some they're not all fuck you no they're not no yeah they're not absolutely not i don't want to paint that picture there's plenty of wonderful kind sweet emails too

but It's just nice to see that many people come down.

We didn't didn't say, come on down.

They just did it on their own.

Yeah, that's nice.

That's impressive that there's that many people that like it that much.

And they like each other, too, and they want to hang out

and chill together.

I mean,

we've gotten people married from this podcast.

Hopefully they're still married.

Kids.

But let's say a listener got married.

They met each other through this podcast and it doesn't work out.

Can you still listen to the podcast without feeling like

it has to taint the podcast, right?

A little bit.

Like, it's

hard to get jacked up for that release, that weekly release, when

there's that kind of back history, though.

Maybe not.

I don't know.

I guess it depends on how bad it went down.

Maybe you'll be looking to it for solace.

Yeah, maybe I could just listen to this.

Hopefully that's not the case.

I'm sure

those young kids are still happily in love, you know, and it's like they're newly wedded.

It's not like the curse of the stash, where everybody who gets married there gets divorced.

Whether it's Mike or Kevin, it doesn't matter who marries them there.

Yeah, there has been a string of people who got married at the secret stash.

Really?

It didn't last.

Well, I mean,

are you taking marriage seriously if you're getting married in a complex story?

Are you mature?

Are you making a mature leave?

Summer.

It's finally here, Q.

It is.

It warmed up.

It went from fucking the nice 70s to fucking like 90 and humid as fuck.

Fucking wild.

I'll take that, though.

Yeah, that's better.

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Speaking of jamming, I was jamming the other night.

You did some jamming?

Yeah, me and my mom went to a concert.

Yeah.

What concert?

Check this shit out.

Okay.

I got to sit

close enough to get Cousin Brucey's brow sweat

hit me.

Were you at his funeral?

Because I thought for sure he was dead by that.

It's Cousin Bruce.

He's still alive.

I'm glad he is.

He's still alive, spry as a chicken.

Cousin Brucey.

And he was the MC for

Tony Orlando show.

Holy shit.

It sounds awesome.

It was fucking,

I couldn't keep the smile off my face.

Yeah.

And there was somebody named Andy Kim, who I'm, I didn't know who he was, but then when he started singing some of his hits, I was like, oh, fuck.

I know this one.

I know this one too.

Rock me gently, rock me slowly.

Take it easy, don't you know?

I have never been in love like this before.

He sung that.

And Tony Orlando sung all his big hits, Tie Yellow Ribbon, Gypsy Rose, knocked three times.

He's 80-something years old.

They played fucking.

I was like, oh, I'll be out of here by nine.

Shit was fucking, I admit, I was 11:30.

I didn't get home till 12 o'clock.

It was awesome, though.

Like, it really gave me hopes that these old fucking guys, this is how they stay alive by performing.

Right.

And that's, we should be, our goal should be podcasting when we're in our 80s, like these guys.

Yeah.

I've been

sawing.

I just saw a picture of Rick Springfield shirtless at 75 playing a guitar.

He's fucking in shape.

Dude, I was ashamed of myself.

There's not even anybody around me, and I'm like, you fat piece of shit.

Rick Springfield, 75-year-old man, is out there looking buff and cut and fucking rocking out and shit.

Weren't we together?

Didn't we see The Who together?

Yes, we did.

And wasn't he in his 60s in adultery?

Dultery?

Adultery.

Adultery.

And he took his shirt off because you're like, motherfucker.

Yeah,

he's 10 years younger than I am now.

The shame is real.

Yeah.

Yeah, but it was, it was fun.

And I knew all his big hits.

And that's the thing, though.

He doesn't have any medium-sized hits.

So he only has like four or five hits.

So then, and then it's like, holy shit, it's just like song after song that you're like, I don't remember.

Oh, he doesn't do covers.

Let me give you some sinatras.

Yeah, he did.

He did come into America.

Oh, all right, good.

Yeah.

Hey, man.

But yeah, it gave me inspiration.

You're like, that should be our goal.

Podcasting into one more time.

Keeping us alive.

All right.

I don't want to die.

I think that's great.

No, no one wants to die.

But you have to have, I think, that something in your life that you love to do.

Like these guys want to be up on stage.

Yeah.

And

they didn't embarrass themselves at all.

Oh, no.

How old are they?

I got to be in their 80s.

70s, early 80s, right?

And what does his voice sound like?

It's amazing.

No sweeteners or anything?

As far as I could tell, no.

And I saw him put the mic down and do things like because it's and there's no backing tracks.

Oh, no.

I could tell there was no backing.

This guy's voice is still spot on.

It's unusual at that age usually to need backing tracks.

Yeah.

And there was he brought somebody out who does do op and it

like bomb with the bomb, but the danga dang dang, the dinga dong.

And I it got me thinking that was

our parents' dangerous music.

Right?

Yeah.

And it kind of went the way

or their grandparents.

I think my parents were Elvis.

I'm a little younger than you.

I'm like.

So my parents.

But they definitely grew up a doo-wop, then.

Yeah, but my dad was born in 46, so by the time he was listening to teenage music and stuff like that,

he would have been in the, you know, his Beatles.

Yeah, stones and shit.

My dad was always a country guy, though, so he never gave a shit about any of that.

But you have to agree, though, that at a certain point in America, Bomb with the Bomb, Dang-a-Dang-Dang, was like gangsta.

Yeah.

And I was thinking, what's the only way that Dooop could come back where the kids were into it?

If Dooop was like singing about like banging strippers, like, and yeah, and if rap, if referees decided to sing Doo-Op,

then it would work.

Right?

Well, I think, like, but if they did it with like bomb with the bomb and then they just rolled into like

so that's the only part of it that they take at the beginning

and then they roll into like one-ass pussy

I would think it had to be very vulgar, but I think Duop could come back.

When this guy came out and did Bomb with the Bomb, I don't know if he's the original guy that he did.

He may not be here.

He may be.

The fucking place went nuts.

What was the average age there?

What do you think?

I'm thinking about Tony Orlando.

It was a free concert, too.

It was free.

It was free.

Oh, wow.

To seniors.

Where was it?

Garden State Art Center.

Okay.

In Holmedale.

Right around the corner from my house.

So

like literally five minutes drive from my house.

But if I had to guess

80 about 80?

Yeah, there's a lot of old, old-timers there, and they love their rock still.

You know, I'm ashamed of our generation who kind of like put the flag down.

Yeah,

they're back on rock.

They let it slip through our fingers.

Rap is more popular than rock.

Oh, I like rap now, too.

But our fucking, the greatest generation

that fuck rap i'm a rock and roller yeah that's why i fucking i had tears in my eyes watching these old fuckers or cousin brucie spitled too

and they are so patriotic man they they are so it is a it is a what a night though like i i i thought i would enjoy myself but i enjoyed myself even more than i thought i would oh that's cool man yeah those guys like they don't i i agree with you like they don't need to do it.

No.

They're doing it because they're doing it.

Well, I don't know.

You think, you think, you don't think they need it?

How many do you think they're making up there?

How

much money is making up?

How much money am I making tonight up there?

You know what I mean?

Like, you do things because you love it.

You know what I'm saying?

Well, he came out of retirement for this one show.

Oh, wow.

Tony Orlando had been retired, and he came out of retirement to receive some sort of award from the military

for all the work he does with vets and stuff.

And so I don't know if anybody will ever see Tony Orlando ever perform again.

You might have seen the last Tony Orlando performance.

That's pretty cool.

How'd your mom like it?

She loved it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But she was apologizing the whole way up.

She's like, I know you're not going to like this.

I was like,

I don't know what you think.

I go, but I love 70s music.

I said, I'm going to love this.

I said, oh, I think you're too young for it.

I'm like, no, man, I'm going to love this.

But I loved it even more.

And Andy Kim, yeah, he's a

he had a lot more hits.

You remember him?

No, no,

I didn't know him.

He talked to me gently.

I didn't know his name either.

I wasn't recognized by name, but when he started singing some of the songs that he oh, he sung the song Sugar, Sugar,

Honey, Honey,

that was him, but with the archie, he was the lead singer in the Archies.

Oh, was he?

Yeah.

Oh, really?

Well, that sounds like a pretty good concept today.

Yeah, that sounds pretty fun.

Any wafting of the Mary Jane?

You smell any of that?

I told my mom if she was going to smoke it, to smoke it away from me.

Go into car and smoke it.

Walt, I'm going to go get hide.

Smell.

There was no marijuana there.

No.

It was a fucking straight-edge show, maybe.

Weird or fucking rock.

Not to fucking zone out like zombies and shit.

Texas growing up.

Yeah,

who opened for them?

Or did anybody open for them?

It was, oh, the guy who sang, I don't remember his name, but he

had another big hit, In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle, the Lion Sleeps Tonight.

And this fucking guy could still get those high notes.

Still got it at his advanced age.

It is so

impressive to see guys like, and they were just so happy to just be on stage performing.

But I wonder if that show was even $5,

how many less people would be there, though?

You never know.

Yeah, but it was put on by the state.

So like for sure.

We've found over the years that when you do, sometimes when you do free events,

people don't show up.

We started charging like $5, like events that would be free.

We started,

because there's a psychological thing where if someone spends even $5 on a ticket, they don't want to waste it and they show it up.

Like when we did free stuff,

people would be like, sign up for the tickets.

And then like 40% of the people would come.

Really?

And then one of the promoters promoters were like, You got to charge, you got to charge $5.

Watch what happens.

And we did.

Something about spending that money, people show up.

It was a weird, it was like an

interesting little thing.

What was that place

right across from the San Diego Comic-Con?

You guys did like a, I think it had a baseball film.

Peco Park, yeah.

Peco Park, yeah.

Five.

That was huge.

Yeah, we did that, I think, five years in a row.

Yeah, that was, that was huge.

Did you charge for that?

That was free, right?

That was free, but it was Comic-Con and it was.

And everybody's just coming over there.

Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, those days were fun.

Huh.

Mary Beth just got back from Texas.

She went to see Blue October out there.

Oh, you finally got out of it?

Yep.

I didn't have to go to this one.

Where'd you go with?

Her brother.

Her brother and MJ.

You know, MJ with the red-haired Spider-Man lady.

They all went together.

And

I was wondering, because she had such a good time.

She was so happy about it.

And I'm like, who would I go to Texas to see?

Oh, to see?

Like as a rock band or Ozzie?

Like the last of Ozzie's concerts?

He's doing that.

But he's doing it over in

London.

Oh, is he?

Or Bernard?

So this is supposedly his farewell tour.

The lineup is insane.

Well, yeah, it's like it's his, like he's headlining, but it's his festival, right?

Yeah, it's the last Black Sabbath show.

Tony Iomi is going to be there.

The lineup is absolutely bonkers.

It's Anthrax.

It's Metallica, Sammy Hagar,

Corrigan, Billy Corrigan.

It is going to be like a 15-hour show.

And then

you see those shows that look like the fucking Us Festival or whatever.

And I'm just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Us Festival, though.

I wish I would.

Oh, yeah.

Hindsight being told.

When you're a kid, you don't give a fuck.

Yeah.

But an aunt's going, we were talking about it earlier today.

She scored a ticket, and she's going to fly over to London and see or Birmingham to see.

I forget where the fuck she said, but it's in a soccer stadium.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, she's got to take a plane over to see it.

Sounds worth it.

You wouldn't go to Texas for that?

I would go to Texas for that.

Yeah.

Yeah, those are a lot of bits.

If I had good seats, but if I'm like,

like the first concert I ever went to was The Who.

And it was at the, I guess it would be, is it the Spectrum, the outdoor?

It's gone, yeah, but that was there here in Philly.

And I was, they were at one end, and I was all the way at the other end, and I could not, this is before the time of like the big jumbotrons and shit.

So you couldn't see anything.

It was just a bunch of people around you that were completely fucked up on whatever, alcohol, drugs.

And you could hear it.

It was loud as fuck, but you just couldn't see anything.

So you're telling me if you had a chance to go see the Ozzy show for free or whatever, but you were like

a mile away, you wouldn't go?

Oh, no, a mile?

Yeah.

Yeah, I would go a mile.

A mile away?

Oh, so sit a mile away?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, no way.

What?

Just to be in the fucking the stadium and to feel that power and feel that fucking energy?

No.

Dude, I fucking sit two miles away to fucking see Cousin Brucey.

Oh, I thought you were right up there.

You were sitting there.

No, I would have, though.

Oh, you would have.

Even though I was for this event, I was so impressed.

I'm like, next time, if they're like, you got to sit two miles away, I'd be like, all right.

Really?

You'd be sitting in the lawn seats.

Bullshit.

I would.

The energy?

85-year-old people.

Lawn, slippery lawns.

It's also nice to be in the most spry motherfucker there.

Oh, I bet, yeah.

There's something.

Everyone's like, damn, look at this youngster.

There's something nice about that.

I may be a grandfather, but you're a great-grandfather.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, yeah, that reminds me.

Do you have something going on Tuesdays?

Do you have a new regular thing on Tuesdays?

Why?

Because two weeks in a row, you said you couldn't do anything on Tuesday.

So I don't know if you were going up to see the grandchild on Tuesdays or

just looking into something that's not there.

I don't remember what was going on.

It just happened to be a fall on a Tuesday.

We're going up.

Well, he's home.

He's at my house right now, the grandkid.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, they're down for the weekend.

Just happened to fall on the curator's weekend, but I couldn't bail in the curator.

How do you get for my grandkids?

Grandchildren coming.

How do you get for my grandkids?

I feel your pain, bro.

You got a house full of kid?

I mean, of people, family.

You know, I got my grandkid there, but I'll see him tomorrow, you know, for a little bit before they leave.

But then we're going up on Father's Day.

Okay.

So we're going to go see them.

Is that the following week?

It's in June.

I don't know what week.

It's in this month, though.

I don't know what it is.

I don't know.

You got to get your dad something good.

Yeah.

Tickets to the Black Sabbath reunion.

Come on.

He's too young for doo-op.

He must be ready to fall.

He doesn't want to do anything.

Doom rock.

He wants to read.

Doom rock.

He wants to read and watch sports.

That's all my dad wants to do.

Tell him it's at a stalker stadium.

When we were down in Key West, he barely wanted to say hello to people, let alone in Gambit.

Your parents came?

They came, yeah.

My father didn't want to go.

He walked into

Margaritaville.

He goes, He's like, What's going on in here?

And my mother's like,

Potter Brian's thing.

He's like,

Jim Quinn doesn't get too worked up about anything.

Yeah, but Carol Quinn loves it.

Loves it.

She can't get enough of it.

Yeah, she's in there.

She's having fun.

That's her personality.

She's always been that way.

Yeah, she likes it.

Yeah, Pam's the same way.

You put Pam in a social situation, she'll be having fun.

He likes to talk to people, but he'll sit back and wait until somebody talks to him.

Mom, my dad doesn't want to talk to anybody.

He doesn't want to talk to anybody.

He doesn't want to hear it.

On one of the cruises, Mary Beth said, that was one of my favorite moments was just walking by your dad, and he's eating an ice cream cone.

Nobody's bothering him.

He's reading his book, and he's just like doing his own fucking thing.

I'll tell you what, you should have done.

You should have sent Ginem over to sit next to him and talk to him.

No.

There's no crack in my do this.

Ginem could do it.

No, he cannot.

Attack me.

I knew it's you, dude.

He might bring him over croissant and a bottle of water.

And he'd be like,

he'd be like, throw this shit out and get me a Pepsi.

Like, he would not.

My father does not want anything to do with Ginnem.

Or really me, I guess.

Stoic is the word.

Stoic.

Stoic.

Yeah.

Made a granite, that man.

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Anybody keeping up with Diddy?

No.

Oh, I wanted to ask you, Walt, you only follow three people on Twitter.

Who are they?

It's Declan.

Okay.

It's some sort of football thing.

And then.

Oh, it's the Detroit Lions guy, yeah.

Detroit Lions guy.

And then there's something called Wisdom Stoics,

which I couldn't figure out if maybe you followed them accidentally because

it's a company that helps you build your social media presence.

They're like, he doesn't

even follow me or Q.

He's following these guys.

Yeah, that has to be an accidental follow.

I don't even know.

Yeah, I would have no idea.

Even if I saw it in my feet, I wouldn't realize that I was following it.

I would assume it was spam.

I wanted to ask your opinion on this, too.

I don't know if you saw this, Wall, but there was a California high school track star girl stripped of a title.

Now, the reason being,

it was because at the end of the race, she mimicked this Olympian

runner who, at the end of the run, took a fire extinguisher and sprayed their shoes.

Oh, their sneakers,

like, yeah, like they're running so fast.

She mimicked it, she didn't really have a fire hydrant.

No, she had a fire extinguisher while she was running.

No, it was at like at the end of the run, sat down, she went over and grabbed it and she ran over and grabbed.

I guess she was that sure she was going to win.

She brought a fucking fire extinguisher with her.

She had that much time to do all this.

She had lap that many runners fast.

Yeah, she ran the race, and as soon as she got done, you know, she won.

She went over into the center field part and grabbed the fire extinguisher and they just sprayed her shoes very quickly very quickly they took her title away for that wow they said it was like celebration sportsmanship celebration was over the top and uh unsportsmanlike i would have to think there has to be rules in place like like firm rules and it can't be like

ambiguity it can't be like uh gray area it's got to be like you can't do this in a celebration then because

yeah if not then i think she might have a case then to try to win back her

back.

Yeah, well, the officials were saying that it was against the rules for like over-the-top celebrations, which is like it didn't seem that over-the-top to me.

I don't know.

That is kind of, you don't think that's over the top?

I mean, as fast as she did it, and like, I mean, yeah, is it like bigger than just being like, yeah, put your arms up in the air?

Sure.

But, like, as fast as she sprayed her sneakers and then like put it down and walked off, I was like, but I guess then everybody's doing shit like that.

Like, this is this north, there's a new thing with high school graduations are not high school graduations anymore.

Every person who gets their diploma dances off the stage or has huge stacks of money and is like

making it rain and shit.

Dude, it's insane.

Yeah, but like, have you been to a high school graduation?

Oh, yeah.

They seem way more fun than

the average graduation.

At least something's happening.

But they're break dancing.

They're doing flips.

They're doing all that stuff.

It sounds so much better.

Can I ask you a question about the track meet, though?

This is out of track, right?

Yeah.

Why would there have a need for a fire extinguisher outside at a track meet?

I think she brought it with her.

Oh, so it wasn't even the school's fire extinguisher.

No, no, I think it was her.

She was not sure she was going to win that she brought it with her.

And then she's like, I want to mimic this Olympian guy.

Maybe that's the technicality that's going to cost her.

She brought, yeah, if it was an existing school fire extinguisher, she maybe she get away with it because it was just there in the spur of the moment.

She did it.

I don't know.

I'm saying that's premeditated.

Premeditation may cost her the medal.

I mean, I would have a hard time if I was in charge taking it away from her.

Maybe just a warning.

Because who are they giving it to?

If I was

a second-place runner, I would be like, I don't want it.

I was like, I didn't earn this.

It was the girl with the fucking hot feet.

I mean, I think, you know, society, I think, needs some people that are a little like, well, spit in your eye.

Not Cousin Bruce.

Yeah, I mean, like

a little, like, cheeky motherfuckers.

Yeah, I think society needs it.

I think like a big problem of where we are today is because everybody basically fucking acts like politicians.

You know what I mean?

Everybody wants to follow a certain total lie.

Everybody,

everybody, fucking celebrities, like their answers are as measured as politicians.

So I think it's good that there's everybody that's like, fucking, fuck you.

Here's a little hot foot.

Yeah, I got a little hot foot because I, because I ran a race, I won.

I'm probably going to go to school on a fucking scholarship.

But the cool, I wonder, though, did they just make her cooler by stripping her of that title?

A martyr.

Like, she's like, I don't give a fuck.

You know what I mean?

She might have made it cooler, might have built her up a little bit.

Right?

I mean, you wouldn't take the medal, though, if you're in second place.

No, I would take that medal.

Yeah.

Like, I won.

Hey, everybody.

I'm the winner.

Not her.

She's the dope that fucking sprayed her feet.

Right, you know, I see that too, but I want it.

Yeah, I don't know if they were like, look, it's toxic chemicals, it's this, it's that.

I just think that it was a rule about celebrations, and she broke it, I guess.

So I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh, I did ask you about Diddy.

Nobody's following Diddy, huh?

No, no, no.

Yeah.

We hope he rots.

That's all we hope for.

No fair trial, huh?

I mean, it doesn't look good for him.

No.

The dragging of Cassie, his girlfriend at the time, dragging her out of that elevator.

Yeah.

That's enough.

That's enough.

That's enough.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

That was wild, man.

And they showed her bruises and her cuts and stuff afterwards.

That's enough.

You got to hand it to the guy who's Cassie's now husband because he has to sit through that trial and listen to all the dirty shit that his girl did with Diddy and the text messages.

Don't they have kids too?

Yeah, I think so.

That'd be rough for me.

But if at the end of that rainbow, it was fucking $50 million.

Well, I think she got,

I think originally the payout was like, I'm pretty sure it was like $20.

Diddy gave her $20 million.

So she already got $20.

She already got $20.

Well, if I was the husband, I'd be like, why don't we just live off this $20 and not celebrate everybody pissing your fucking face?

You know what he should do?

Come to court with his Ray J Raycons in, put them in, don't have to hear any of it, unless she was with him, too.

I don't know.

That could be.

Want to put it past her?

It'd be tough to listen to what your woman went through for how long were they together?

How long did he?

A couple years ago.

Especially a guy like that who's kind of into the extreme acts.

Kind of.

I don't want to pay anybody who's into the extreme acts.

I've learned my lesson.

You know, I'm trying to

prepare my image.

I don't want anybody to say to me anybody, like anybody who's into those extreme sexual willing, as long as it's a willing situation, then

so you're right, it would be difficult to you'd have to have a strong stomach, yeah, yeah, and then you and then if you found out she did something that you wanted to do and that she declined to do, but then you're like, You did it with him, that would fuck me, and you don't do it with me, that would burn me, that would burn me, honey, yeah, I want to do that too.

Yeah, I caught all the story oil.

It looks like a beggar,

I'd be like, You did that with fucking diddy?

Well, he's Diddy.

I'll have my husband.

There you go.

Yeah, that would be rough.

Yeah, that's a good point, man.

That would really fucking bother me if I'm like, wait a second.

It's like, I'm not that kind of girl.

You find out she was doing it with Diddy and all that.

Oh, that would be rough.

I wouldn't be happy about that.

It's crazy because if you just think about your life and like going to, you know, a family party with your girl or, you know, at the dinner, it's like he's sitting there and everybody is just like, This is the girl that fucking did all that shit with Diddy.

Like, this is just even if they're not being judgmental, it's like you know, everybody's thinking it.

That'd be a little tough.

But that's like going under the assumption that everybody in the restaurant or out to eat knows all the ins and outs of the trial and everything.

I think it's all family parties.

All right.

You know what I mean?

Like, you can't

maybe a blanket, like, don't listen to the trial for all the people.

the trial.

It's gonna make people listen to it more than telling them not to listen to it.

Don't listen to that, mom.

And you tell your brother, yeah, don't listen to that because it's gonna make picnics and family get-togethers weird, okay?

Don't listen, please.

Sure.

But the kids, I don't feel bad for the kids.

Like, they're gonna, look, I understand they're gonna grow up with X amount of money now, but like they're gonna have to grow up and like hear what their mom did.

And it's just like, again, like not judging anybody for what they do, but like you don't want to hear about what your mom did.

Should they have sealed the records?

The sexual records?

I think just the sexual records.

Seal them.

Put a sexy seal on them.

Break the seal.

The sexual records.

I want to hear the judge talking like that.

Sexual records.

But you know what?

This is why she is brave for bringing him down.

She's sitting in court.

She's dealing with all that.

To stop it.

The footage, allegedly, the footage that they have of Diddy dragging her, you know, by her hair and stuff, he paid one of the security guards, head of security or something, $100,000 to delete that footage.

Somehow he kept it.

Because it's out there.

Happy to cover his ass.

Yeah.

He took the $100,000 and it was like, fuck you, Diddy.

Well, just in case,

he ever came out that someone confronted him and you deleted it, and he could be like, oh, I got it.

Right, right.

Just in case his ass was ever on the line about it.

Which it turns out.

Yeah.

Yeah, rough, man.

Rough.

But who is used for

a guy that beats a girl anyway?

Right.

You know,

that could be the end of it, right?

He's all gray-haired too now, I guess.

He must have been dying his hair.

Or the stress of jail, one of the two.

Because his hair.

Yeah, he's all white-haired now.

He probably always was white-haired.

He just stopped dying it so he can look older.

Yeah.

Like those guys in that movie who show up to the fucking movie is the gangsters, they show up with the air masks on when they go to trial.

Like suddenly they're like.

Oh,

that was a casino.

Casino, right?

Yeah, casino when the fucking mobsters were in front of the judge.

They were all in wheelchairs.

And then when they're outside, they take them off.

What are we doing?

That was so funny, man.

We better wrap her up.

Yeah, we got to go.

I got to go greet some aunts and

tell them how much we appreciate them and give the curator some props

on the stage.

All right.

See you.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.